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Popcorn, check.
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No Max and Phoebe to annoy me,
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double check.
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- Me time activated.
- [tablet beeps]
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[female TV narrator]
Previously on Glove Island...
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[whooshing]
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Chlo-chella!
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This looks dumb. What is it?
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Glove Island.
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Oh, is that the reality show
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where good-looking Australians
are on an island
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looking for a glove?
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Yeah.
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And it's great to watch alone.
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I would never watch that show.
Move over.
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So, is the glove on the island,
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or is the island a glove?
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Max, it's been a long day
of school and training,
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and I could really use
some me time.
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Ah. Totally get it.
[inhales deeply]
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Do you think I should
part my hair to the other side?
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Wait a minute.
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I don't part my hair at all.
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That's so interesting.
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- Bye.
- [whooshing]
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You are the most handsome hero.
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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Where'd she go?
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[whooshing]
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Me time take two.
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[female TV narrator]
Now, let's peek in on Toby.
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[man] Oi, mate,
that's one tricky glove.
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Ooh, popcorn.
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Don't mind if I do.
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I was just having
a little me time.
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Mmm. Well, now you're having
tea time.
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Ready to hear the hot goss?
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Do I have a choice?
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The history teacher
and the lunch lady
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were holding hands.
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Or maybe they were holding hams.
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You're just gonna keep talking,
aren't you?
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Oh! We should go hide
in the bushes
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and see if these juicy
ham rumors are true.
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- I like the hiding part.
- [whooshing]
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Wait. You forgot me.
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[tablet beeps]
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[man] I reckon
Sheila found the glove.
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[whooshing]
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There you are.
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We never finished
our conversation
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about how awesome I am.
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And you left in the middle
of me giving you juicy ham goss.
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Okay, that sounds gross,
but you left!
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You know what?
I'm going to Splats.
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- Amazing idea!
- Nice!
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[whooshing]
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[whooshing]
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Ugh! Can you guys
just give me some space?
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Come on.
We give you plenty of space.
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You're literally holding on
to me right now.
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Okay, she may have a point.
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[upbeat musical transition]
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[theme music playing]
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[Chloe] I come from a family
of superheroes.
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But now, my brother,
and sister, and I
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are heading
to a brand-new town.
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[Phoebe] We're going undercover.
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[Max] To try and solve
our most important mission yet.
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? A picture-perfect family
is what we try to be ?
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? Look closer, you might see
the crazy things we do ?
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? This isn't make-believe
It's our reality ?
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? Just your average family ?
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? Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ?
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? Living a double life ?
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[song ends]
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[upbeat musical transition]
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Listen, guys, you're great.
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But you're with me
all the time lately,
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at school, at home, on missions.
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You're welcome.
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We are such good guardians.
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Don't you think it's time
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you start making
your own friends?
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What are you talking about?
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What would you be doing
right now
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if we were still in Hiddenville?
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Jamming with my band.
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Probably hanging with Cherry.
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Exactly. You guys should try
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making friends
like you had there
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but here in Secret Shores.
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But I have a friend here,
Dr. Colosso.
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Flea-infested rabbits
don't count.
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We fixed that problem.
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Besides, Phoebe is the one
who doesn't have friends.
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Hey! Do too!
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The barista at my coffee shop,
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the greeter at the mall.
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They get paid to be friendly.
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Okay.
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What about Thunderford?
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We talk for, like,
three hours a day.
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Oh, yeah.
He asked me to tell you
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to back off a little.
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What?
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I knew he wasn't "shutting down
for maintenance."
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I'm sure you guys
can find great friends.
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Ooh, there's Booch.
Don't bother us.
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Hey, Chloe!
Wayland said any food
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we get unstuck from the tubes...
is free.
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No. I said it's half-off.
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Then when is free-tube Tuesday?
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Every never.
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Ooh! Stuck nugget at table five.
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Let's go!
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- [rumbling]
- [squirting]
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Maybe we should back off
a little bit.
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Yeah, I haven't had
to meet new people in a while,
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but making a friend
can't be that hard, right?
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Not for me.
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You might have to pay someone.
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Oh! I see a potential friend
coming this way right now.
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Just...
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Hey there.
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Uh... Do I know you?
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Oh, no. But you better
get to know me
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if I'm gonna be
your future maid of honor.
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Ah! I see
we're both pants people.
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[forced laughter] You scare me.
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- Hey, thanks, Pheebs.
- For what?
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Showing me what not to do.
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[upbeat musical transition]
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Hey, buddy, I was wondering
if I could sign you up
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for a chance
to win some tickets.
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You got it,
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Jim, who works at the gym.
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My boy!
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No? Okay.
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A-List Elixirs is hosting
an exclusive party here,
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promoting their $100
celebrity Whoa-Tein shakes.
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$100? What's in it?
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I don't know.
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But it's endorsed
by celebrities,
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- so you know it's good.
- Huh.
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That checks out.
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I'll just put my name
right here.
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Max Thunderman,
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Jim's best friend.
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[chuckles]
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So-
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W-where you going, Jimbo?
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Whatever.
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He's a dud.
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You're a stud... [chuckles]
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...who won't end up friendless
like Phoebe. [chuckles]
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Hey, boss.
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Might wanna call animal control,
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'cause there's a couple
of pythons loose in here!
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[inhales sharply]
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Spot me, bro?
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Y-yeah.
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[sighs]
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- [grunts]
- [bar clangs]
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[grunting] Uh...
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Little help here, pal?
[chuckles]
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And a lifetime of friendship?
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Uh... I-I'm good.
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[grunts, pants]
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I guess
this is just my life now.
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Bro!
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[grunts]
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Are you bro-kay?
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Oh, yeah. [laughs]
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I just like to...
pretend the weight's heavy
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so I don't embarrass
other people with my strength.
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[chuckles awkwardly]
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I do the same thing. [laughs]
I'm Brenda, by the way.
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- Max. I'm new to Secret Shores.
- Same.
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I actually only know
two folks here.
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[inhales sharply] My pythons!
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Well, now you know two more.
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Bang!
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Man! I came to the gym
knowing I'd make gains.
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Little did I know
what I'd really gain was...
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Say it. Say it.
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...a friend.
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She said it! [laughs]
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[both exclaiming]
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[upbeat musical transition]
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- [whooshing]
- [sighs] Good.
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There's no one here
to ruin my me time.
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Did you say "we time"?
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Ugh. I forgot about the rabbit.
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Colosso,
the living room is mine.
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I'm just gonna watch my show
and enjoy the ocean breeze.
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I wouldn't open that
if I were you.
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It's pelican migration season,
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and, oh boy, do they get rowdy!
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The only season I care about
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is season 32 of Glove Island.
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Oh. Did you know
Toby gets voted off?
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I do now.
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Come on.
Let's go to the Air Lair.
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Are we going to hang out there?
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- You are.
- [whooshing]
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[whooshing]
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That'll teach him
not to spoil Glove Island.
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Now, where was I?
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[female TV narrator] Coming up,
will Toby get voted off?
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Yes.
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But I still won't let it
ruin my day.
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- [squawking]
- [yelps]
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[squawking loudly]
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But that will!
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Thunderford, help!
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Ah, Pelecanus occidentalis,
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or as I call them,
freaky flying dinosaurs. Bye!
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You're a superhero, Chloe.
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It's just a pelican.
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- [squawking]
- No! It's a monster!
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[upbeat musical transition]
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Max?
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Pheebs. I'm glad you're here.
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My new friend
is about to show up,
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and I really wanna
rub your face in it.
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You will do no such thing
to my face,
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because I also made
a new friend.
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Imaginary ones don't count.
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I befriended my barista.
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We bonded over our shared love
of literature,
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and then she served me
a mug full of friendship.
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Sounds like
a mug full of boring.
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Speaking of boring,
would you please get out of here
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before my new friend shows up?
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Don't want you
embarrassing me.
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What a coincidence!
My new friend just showed up.
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Howdy!
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[both] Brenda!
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[both] Brenda?
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[both] Brenda!
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[upbeat music plays]
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I cannot believe
you two are brother and sister.
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That is such a nice compliment,
Brenda.
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I also can't believe
we're related.
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[Phoebe chuckles]
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You'll have to forgive Max.
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He doesn't think
before he speaks...
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or after, or at all, really.
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Well, Brenda, lucky for you,
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the choice of who to keep
as a friend is pretty easy.
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Ah, that is lucky.
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Free to go.
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Wait. Why do I have
to make a choice?
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Can't we all be friends?
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[both] Of course.
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You know, Brenda,
it's surprising
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that you and Phoebe hit it off.
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Most people struggle
to connect to her
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because she's... [inhales]
261
00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,862
Well, you'll see.
262
00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:45,000
And it is just insane
that you met Max at the gym.
263
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:47,102
He's usually too busy looking
at himself in the mirror
264
00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,931
to notice anyone else is there.
265
00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,275
Sorry. Did I miss a dumb insult?
266
00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:53,551
[laughs]
267
00:09:53,655 --> 00:09:56,724
Man! The way you two
joke around with each other,
268
00:09:56,725 --> 00:09:58,102
I can tell you're really close.
269
00:09:58,103 --> 00:10:00,413
[forced chuckle]
Closer than I wanna be.
270
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,620
You can leave anytime.
271
00:10:01,621 --> 00:10:03,240
[gasps] Ooh! I'll be right back.
272
00:10:03,241 --> 00:10:06,896
I heard the owner said
tube scrapings are free today.
273
00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:08,862
I did not.
274
00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:10,448
Who is spreading this?
275
00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:14,344
[sighs] Back off.
Brenda is mine.
276
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,586
No. She's mine.
I'm not sharing her with you.
277
00:10:16,587 --> 00:10:17,861
We already share too much.
278
00:10:17,862 --> 00:10:19,612
Missions, a house,
a bank account.
279
00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:21,758
- A bank account?
- Never mind.
280
00:10:22,172 --> 00:10:24,762
The point is I'm not gonna be
the one with no friends.
281
00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:28,002
Unrelated, our birthday's still
your PIN code, right?
282
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,654
Mark my words.
283
00:10:29,655 --> 00:10:30,862
By the end of tonight,
284
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:32,688
Brenda will have chosen me
as her friend.
285
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,862
Let the era of Bre-Be begin.
286
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:36,946
Mark my words.
287
00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:38,448
I will never mark your words,
288
00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:40,551
because this is the era of Brax.
289
00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:42,448
[gasps] There's my friend.
290
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,344
You mean my friend.
291
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:45,862
Oh. [giggles]
292
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:48,896
[upbeat musical transition]
293
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,724
Is the pelican okay?
294
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:52,862
Yeah, but I'm not.
295
00:10:53,931 --> 00:10:57,586
Aww. You're okay,
my little petty-wetty-boo-boo.
296
00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,172
[pelican squawks]
297
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,448
Not a fan of pet names. Got it.
298
00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,862
Jurassic Jinx to the rescue!
299
00:11:06,275 --> 00:11:09,758
Step one: contain the beast.
300
00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,448
Jinx, are you sure
you're qualified?
301
00:11:12,551 --> 00:11:14,137
I've seen you trip over a worm.
302
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,758
Of course I'm qualified.
303
00:11:16,862 --> 00:11:18,344
Every summer after spy camp,
304
00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:19,620
and before space camp,
305
00:11:19,621 --> 00:11:21,136
my parents sent me to zoo camp.
306
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:23,689
Wow. You go to a lot of camps.
307
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:26,551
This is
a catch-and-release situation.
308
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:27,724
- Squawk!
- Jinx!
309
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,344
You'll scare him!
310
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:31,517
I'm establishing dominance.
311
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:35,034
It's important that this pelican
knows that I'm the alpha.
312
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:37,620
Come on!
He's not hurting anyone.
313
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:38,862
[pelican squawking]
314
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,137
[tablet clatters]
315
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,034
Just my tablet.
316
00:11:43,344 --> 00:11:45,517
Looks like a job
for Jurassic Jinx.
317
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,000
Going in.
318
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:50,620
- Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!
- [adventurous music playing]
319
00:11:50,724 --> 00:11:53,379
- [pelican screeching]
- [Jinx shouting]
320
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,137
[screaming]
321
00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:56,585
[music ends]
322
00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:59,482
I think he's the alpha.
323
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,862
[pelican screeching]
324
00:12:00,965 --> 00:12:02,310
Sounds like he agrees.
325
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:05,275
Jurassic Jinx is going home
to his mama.
326
00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:11,931
It's my turn.
327
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,688
This beautiful creature
needs someone
328
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,068
who speaks his language.
329
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,689
[gasps] A feathered friend.
330
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,293
[upbeat musical transition]
331
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:21,965
We're not so different,
you and I.
332
00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:25,275
Check out my pelican prance.
333
00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:31,000
[imitating pelican squawk]
334
00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,586
[imitating pelican squawk]
335
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:40,931
[imitating pelican squawk]
336
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:44,517
[upbeat musical transition]
337
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,655
Brenda, it is just so cool
that you're okay
338
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:50,586
being friends with someone
who's never read a book.
339
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:53,000
I read a book once
when I was seven.
340
00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:55,586
Which is the exact amount
of stuffed animals
341
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,310
that Phoebe still sleeps with.
342
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,931
It's actually eight.
343
00:12:58,932 --> 00:13:00,757
One is a kangaroo
with a joey in her pouch.
344
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:04,793
[laughs] Man! I can't get over
your guys' repartee.
345
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:08,137
Oh, Max, "repartee" means
"banter."
346
00:13:08,241 --> 00:13:12,000
Oh, Max, "banter" means
the playful way that we speak.
347
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,723
I know that...
348
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:14,896
[under breath] ...now.
349
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,620
Oh, Brenda, I actually wanted
to invite you to a club tonight.
350
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:21,068
Oh... Oh, yeah?
Wh-what's the club?
351
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:22,862
It's a book club.
352
00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,137
The DJ is our imaginations.
353
00:13:25,241 --> 00:13:28,103
[laughs] You had me.
And then you lost me.
354
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,344
But then you had me again.
[laughs]
355
00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:31,309
[phone dings]
356
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,241
Hey! I just won two tickets
357
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:35,964
to the $100 celebrity Whoa-Tein
shake event at the gym tonight.
358
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,931
Oh, man! I entered that
like 1,000 times.
359
00:13:38,932 --> 00:13:40,654
Ridiculously expensive
protein shakes
360
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,125
with an ambiguous tie
to celebrities are my jam!
361
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:47,482
I mean, not as much as tragic,
19th century Russian novels,
362
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:48,636
though, right?
363
00:13:49,034 --> 00:13:50,241
Uh...
364
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,551
Looks like you'll have
to make a choice, Brenda.
365
00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:54,896
Books without pictures
366
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,275
or ridiculously priced
protein shakes
367
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,849
with the promise
of celebrity vibes. [chuckles]
368
00:13:59,862 --> 00:14:01,103
Phoebe or Max?
369
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:05,344
- Phoebe...
- Yes!
370
00:14:05,448 --> 00:14:07,103
- No!
- I gotta go with Max.
371
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:08,517
- No!
- Yes!
372
00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:10,447
Just because the Whoa-Tein event
is one night only.
373
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:13,206
We can talk about
Russian novels tomorrow, okay?
374
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,067
Da.
375
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:15,620
[sighs] Great!
376
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:19,000
Now, if you don't mind,
I have some spandex to bedazzle.
377
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,586
[chuckles] After all the fun
378
00:14:22,587 --> 00:14:24,171
Brenda and I have
at the gym tonight,
379
00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:25,688
she's gonna forget
all about you.
380
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,034
Don't gloat.
381
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,307
I'm not. I'm just
enjoying your misfortune.
382
00:14:29,344 --> 00:14:31,241
That's what gloating means.
383
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:32,843
Oh.
384
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:38,413
[upbeat musical transition]
385
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,015
[gasping]
386
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:42,103
[Brenda and Max
chuckle excitedly]
387
00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,137
- [glasses clink]
- [laughs]
388
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,137
[both] Mmm!
389
00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,103
Can't believe this milkshake
is $100.
390
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,551
Pfft. Pfft.
391
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,765
I think I got a little piece
of money there.
392
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,068
Thanks for the invite
by the way.
393
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,482
You're a good friend, Max.
394
00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,636
You're welcome.
395
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,689
And, since this place
is so exclusive,
396
00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:04,067
we won't have to worry
about any Phoebes getting in.
397
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,067
[chuckles]
398
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,586
That's what I call goobers.
399
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:09,034
[gasps] Oh, my glutes!
400
00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,585
They're selling
those water bottles
401
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,757
that remind you to drink water.
[squeals excitedly]
402
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,808
I'll be right back.
403
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:15,965
Brax forever. [chuckles]
404
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,206
Bre-Be for never.
405
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,344
- Free sample?
- Oh. Thanks, Phoebe.
406
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:23,498
Phoebe?!
407
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,153
You found a way in?
408
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,111
Sure did, Max.
By working as a caterer
409
00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:30,000
who's serving samples
and stealing back friends.
410
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,379
You wouldn't.
411
00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:32,724
Oh, I would.
412
00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:33,931
And I will.
413
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,904
And I'm literally doing it
right now.
414
00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,448
[upbeat music plays]
415
00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:42,206
I can't believe you're here.
416
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,654
I'd never crash your book club.
417
00:15:43,655 --> 00:15:44,758
Oh, you so would.
418
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,152
You're probably right.
But I'm still annoyed.
419
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:49,481
Maximus Octavius Thunderman,
420
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:52,724
I will stop at nothing to make
Brenda pick me as her friend.
421
00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:54,964
What would you know
about friends,
422
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:56,862
Phoebe Monica Rachel Thunderman?
423
00:15:57,862 --> 00:15:59,068
Phoebe?
424
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:01,275
I am so shocked to see you.
425
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,965
Uh, you don't know my friend
Brenda as well as I do,
426
00:16:04,068 --> 00:16:06,482
but she's trying
to ask you to leave.
427
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,998
No. I just didn't expect
to see you here.
428
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,137
Well, it's a simple explanation, really.
429
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:13,310
You see, I read in a book...
Yay books!
430
00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,643
...that protein shakes
are really good for you.
431
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:16,774
Yay protein!
432
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,654
So I went looking
for a shake-related job,
433
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:21,482
and ended up here.
Yay totally random coincidences!
434
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,172
Three yays. I'm following.
435
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,896
So now, you and I can bond
over both books
436
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,206
and protein shakes.
437
00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,551
That's two things in common
over Max's one.
438
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:33,931
Uh, Brenda and I also share
a fear of spiders,
439
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,758
so we too have two things
in common. [chuckles]
440
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:39,758
I told you that in confidence.
441
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:43,275
We also tell each other things
in confidence.
442
00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:46,758
Okay, well, I may not share
your fear of spiders,
443
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,793
but I can share...
444
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,413
- this $200...
- [gasps]
445
00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:53,068
...celebrity Whoa-Tein shake.
446
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:55,343
Don't tell my boss,
but a friend like you
447
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:56,378
deserves a Phoebe freebie.
448
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,689
[squeals excitedly]
449
00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,482
Wow! [gasps]
450
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,456
You can almost taste
the difference.
451
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:09,275
Um, can I have a Phoebe freebie?
452
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:10,774
[Phoebe] Hmm.
453
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,015
Oops. All out.
454
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,275
Uh, Brenda.
455
00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:19,930
Brenda, my friend-a. [chuckles]
456
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,481
Do you wanna go check out
that demo by the kettlebells?
457
00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,162
You wouldn't understand, Phoebe.
458
00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:26,309
I don't know
a lot about kettlebells,
459
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,344
but I do know a dumbbell
when I see one.
460
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,758
Don't talk about my bestie
like that.
461
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,862
I was talking
about you like that.
462
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,758
[whooshing]
463
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:37,912
Ow!
464
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,689
[grunting, huffs]
465
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,344
Oh, it is on!
466
00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:45,379
I know this is not a kettlebell.
467
00:17:46,241 --> 00:17:49,275
[upbeat musical transition]
468
00:17:49,379 --> 00:17:50,931
[squawking]
469
00:17:50,932 --> 00:17:53,826
Remind me again
why you're dressed like that.
470
00:17:53,827 --> 00:17:56,205
I'm getting the pelican
to accept me in his flock
471
00:17:56,206 --> 00:17:57,620
and follow me out of the door.
472
00:17:57,621 --> 00:17:59,723
Squawk!
[imitates pelican squawking]
473
00:17:59,724 --> 00:18:01,774
Squawk!
[imitates pelican squawking]
474
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:02,912
And the dance?
475
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:05,965
It feels good
to shake my tail feathers.
476
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:08,310
I can't tell if it's strange
477
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:09,620
or beautiful.
478
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:11,068
It's both.
479
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,551
It's strange-iful.
480
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,586
Come, my winged brother.
481
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,448
It's time for us to leave
and continue our migration
482
00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:23,620
to South America,
as we birds do.
483
00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:24,723
[squawks]
484
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,689
I don't think he's buying it.
485
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:30,827
Oops. I forgot to ask him
in his own language.
486
00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:33,137
Squawk! [imitates squawking]
487
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,551
Squawk! [imitates squawking]
488
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,862
- [birds squawking]
- Wait. I hear something.
489
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:40,103
What is that?
490
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,965
[squawking continues]
491
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:45,655
I think I accidentally summoned
the entire flock.
492
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,586
And they're talking
about attacking the horse.
493
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:49,739
The horse?
494
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:50,896
Wait. Hold on.
495
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,500
[birds squawking continues]
496
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,413
Sorry. The house.
497
00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:55,981
Oh no!
498
00:18:55,982 --> 00:18:57,964
We can't fight off
a whole flock of birds.
499
00:18:57,965 --> 00:18:59,015
What do we do?
500
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,724
I'll lead them away.
501
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:04,034
Squawk! [imitates squawking]
Squawk!
502
00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,793
Thanks, Booch!
503
00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:11,117
So, are you ready
for me to get rid of this guy?
504
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,137
Do you mean you're not scared
of the pelican?
505
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,206
Why would I be scared
of Barry from my poker group?
506
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,413
Wait. You know him?
507
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:22,241
Yeah. He comes by
every Tuesday night.
508
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:24,586
Barry, how many times
I gotta remind you?
509
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:26,931
Poker night is Wednesdays.
510
00:19:27,724 --> 00:19:29,068
[squawks]
511
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,206
[sighs] He's gone.
512
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,896
Now I can finally watch
Glove Island.
513
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,080
This isn't a spoiler,
514
00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:40,448
but there's a second glove,
and Megan wins.
515
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,655
Why?!
516
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,517
[upbeat musical transition]
517
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,482
- [laughing]
- Oh, I got one.
518
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:50,172
So, what's Cardi B's
favorite thing to do in the gym?
519
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:52,793
- What?
- Cardio.
520
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,620
[laughing]
521
00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,000
- Clever and current.
- Yeah.
522
00:19:57,288 --> 00:20:01,240
All right, I may hide
behind a punching bag,
523
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,951
but I'm done being one.
I will not be Friendless Phoebe.
524
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,068
Okay, powers it is.
525
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,827
[whooshing]
526
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:10,981
Ow!
527
00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:15,068
[tense flamenco music playing]
528
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,050
For Brenda.
529
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:24,912
For Brenda.
530
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,965
Wait. What?
531
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:34,000
[music intensifies]
532
00:20:39,241 --> 00:20:40,344
[boings]
533
00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:41,999
Don't you think
you should intervene?
534
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,379
I would never get in the way
of anyone's fitness journey.
535
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:49,344
[tense music playing]
536
00:20:50,744 --> 00:20:52,826
[music stops]
537
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:54,457
All right,
this has gone too far.
538
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:57,321
Those shakes cost more
than my monthly spray-tan bill.
539
00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,758
Okay, real talk,
how often are you tanning?
540
00:20:59,862 --> 00:21:01,655
Three times a day.
541
00:21:03,517 --> 00:21:04,827
I have a problem.
542
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:09,136
You're about to have a problem,
a face full of shake.
543
00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,586
Not if I shake you first.
544
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,084
[Phoebe gasps]
545
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:15,862
[both panting]
546
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,189
What the heck is wrong
with you two?
547
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:20,654
Oh, I will tell you
everything that's wrong with her
548
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,136
as soon as you pick me
as a friend.
549
00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:23,793
No. Pick me. I was born first,
550
00:21:23,896 --> 00:21:26,206
and therefore,
I am infinitely wiser.
551
00:21:26,655 --> 00:21:28,862
I know exactly
who I'm gonna pick.
552
00:21:28,965 --> 00:21:30,015
Neither of you.
553
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,586
[both] What?!
554
00:21:31,587 --> 00:21:34,067
I don't know why you two are
so desperate to make a friend
555
00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,148
when you already have
556
00:21:35,149 --> 00:21:37,136
the most compatible friend
in the world.
557
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,136
Who?
558
00:21:38,137 --> 00:21:39,517
Each other.
559
00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:42,931
[laughs]
560
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:45,068
That is ridiculous.
561
00:21:45,069 --> 00:21:46,964
What? Just 'cause we hang out
all the time?
562
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:50,035
Yeah. Or 'cause we're always
there for each other? [inhales]
563
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:57,896
- [both] No!
- [upbeat music plays]
564
00:21:57,946 --> 00:22:02,496
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