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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:01,874 --> 00:03:03,581 Motherfuckers! 2 00:03:09,816 --> 00:03:10,954 Fuck. 3 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,356 Fuck! 4 00:04:11,978 --> 00:04:13,980 We're almost home, buddy! 5 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:26,234 Whoo! 6 00:04:27,593 --> 00:04:29,903 Whoo! 7 00:04:30,763 --> 00:04:31,798 Hey. 8 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:35,741 My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! 9 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:37,904 He's all mine! 10 00:04:38,871 --> 00:04:40,407 He's super friendly! 11 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:52,220 Oh, wow. 12 00:04:52,385 --> 00:04:53,864 Look at the giraffe. 13 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:56,091 Oh, my God. Where do you think it's going? 14 00:04:56,756 --> 00:04:57,996 Whoo! 15 00:04:58,157 --> 00:05:01,536 Oh, my life is great! I have a wonderful life! 16 00:05:03,496 --> 00:05:05,669 I have a wonderful life! 17 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:42,478 Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will. Thank you so much. No, of course. 18 00:05:42,869 --> 00:05:46,874 No, no. And again, I'm so sorry. 19 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:51,714 That was the mayor, Alan. 20 00:05:53,579 --> 00:05:54,956 It was an accident. 21 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:59,420 You said you'd always love me no matter what I did. 22 00:05:59,585 --> 00:06:03,397 I know and I do. You're my best friend. But, Alan, why would you buy a giraffe? 23 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:06,264 I've always wanted one. 24 00:06:06,559 --> 00:06:09,199 I could feed him from my tree house. 25 00:06:09,362 --> 00:06:11,433 Besides, they remind me a lot of myself. 26 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:13,001 In what way? 27 00:06:14,066 --> 00:06:18,037 They're majestic, pensive and tall. 28 00:06:18,204 --> 00:06:20,241 - Pensive? - Yeah. 29 00:06:20,406 --> 00:06:22,909 - Where'd you learn that word? - "Words With Friends." 30 00:06:23,075 --> 00:06:25,646 - What friends, Alan? - You can set it on random. 31 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:31,993 Alan, aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway... 32 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:35,998 ...you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. 33 00:06:36,155 --> 00:06:39,159 You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this. 34 00:06:39,325 --> 00:06:41,168 Oh, please. We're rich. 35 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:43,739 We are not anything, Alan. 36 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:47,537 I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son... 37 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,407 Forty-two. I'm 42! 38 00:06:49,569 --> 00:06:53,016 ...42-year-old son who still lives at home. 39 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:56,642 You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off. 40 00:06:57,977 --> 00:06:59,650 You're bluffing. When's dinner? 41 00:07:00,346 --> 00:07:02,656 Your mother and I can't take this anymore! 42 00:07:02,815 --> 00:07:05,694 - Well, you might have to. - I can't do it! 43 00:07:05,852 --> 00:07:07,058 I cannot do this! 44 00:07:08,421 --> 00:07:11,300 I don't care what you say anymore. 45 00:07:11,457 --> 00:07:13,334 This is my life. 46 00:07:14,427 --> 00:07:21,367 Go ahead with your own life Leave me alone. 47 00:07:21,534 --> 00:07:25,141 Keep it to yourself It's my life 48 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,986 Alan! Alan! 49 00:07:32,979 --> 00:07:33,479 Ave. 50 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:38,283 Maria. 51 00:08:05,044 --> 00:08:07,217 My God, he's got the voice of an angel. 52 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,950 It's breathtaking. 53 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:12,528 Ave. 54 00:08:12,685 --> 00:08:13,185 Maria 55 00:08:26,899 --> 00:08:28,742 I can't believe my daddy is dead. 56 00:08:30,570 --> 00:08:34,950 I can think of so many people I would rather have died first. 57 00:08:35,107 --> 00:08:36,381 Like my mother. 58 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:39,285 As many of you know... 59 00:08:40,413 --> 00:08:43,986 ...my father and I were extremely close. 60 00:08:45,952 --> 00:08:47,590 He was my life partner. 61 00:08:48,721 --> 00:08:52,191 He would often tell me, almost on a daily basis... 62 00:08:52,358 --> 00:08:53,962 ...that I was his favorite child. 63 00:08:55,294 --> 00:08:58,673 I'll always remember the last words he said to me: 64 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:01,341 "I'm proud of you, Alan." 65 00:09:01,734 --> 00:09:03,111 "Never change." 66 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,141 Well... 67 00:09:06,305 --> 00:09:09,218 ...I heard you loud and clear, Daddy. 68 00:09:09,775 --> 00:09:11,846 I will never change. 69 00:09:13,312 --> 00:09:14,791 Never, ever. 70 00:09:16,148 --> 00:09:17,491 Oh, Mom. 71 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,823 Go ahead, chief. 72 00:09:23,656 --> 00:09:25,897 Sid Garner was a beloved husband... 73 00:09:27,259 --> 00:09:28,636 ...father and neighbor. 74 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:33,367 Wow, rough day. 75 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,308 - Yeah, how's Tracy doing? - Not great. 76 00:09:36,469 --> 00:09:39,643 Her mother's totally on the edge, and if all this weren't enough... 77 00:09:39,805 --> 00:09:42,649 ...apparently Alan's been off his meds for almost six months. 78 00:09:42,808 --> 00:09:44,014 Oh, boy. 79 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:46,213 Yeah, it has not been pretty. 80 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:50,088 - Then there's the whole fucking giraffe thing. - I thought that was pretty funny. 81 00:09:50,249 --> 00:09:52,058 - What? - Come on. He killed a giraffe. 82 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:53,891 Who gives a fuck? 83 00:09:54,687 --> 00:09:59,033 You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but Alan's been stopping by my office lately. 84 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:01,068 You're kidding me. What for? 85 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:05,937 I don't know. He just sits in the waiting room and reads Highlights magazine. 86 00:10:06,098 --> 00:10:09,341 Fills in the puzzles, whatever he can, and then leaves. 87 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,147 Check it out. 88 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,086 Wow. Jesus, what are you gonna do with him? 89 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:19,985 Actually, I wanted to talk to you guys about that. 90 00:10:20,146 --> 00:10:22,683 Linda really wants to stage an intervention for him. 91 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,691 An intervention? Really? 92 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,659 I think that sounds like a great idea. 93 00:10:26,819 --> 00:10:28,662 Yeah, the thing is... 94 00:10:28,821 --> 00:10:33,531 ...she's pretty convinced he won't agree to it unless all of us are there. 95 00:10:33,959 --> 00:10:35,495 I mean, you know how he is. 96 00:10:35,661 --> 00:10:38,835 I don't know. It seems a little extreme to me. 97 00:10:39,031 --> 00:10:41,841 Oh, God. Look at him now. 98 00:10:46,839 --> 00:10:49,877 Okay, I'm in. When are we doing it? 99 00:10:51,077 --> 00:10:52,715 So we talked to Tracy today... 100 00:10:52,878 --> 00:10:56,348 ...and she said that the treatment facility that they found is really nice. 101 00:10:56,515 --> 00:10:59,519 It's beautiful. I checked it out online. Great reputation. 102 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:03,724 Who gives a fuck? It's in Arizona. We gotta go on like a two-day drive for this shit? 103 00:11:03,889 --> 00:11:04,924 Here we go. 104 00:11:05,091 --> 00:11:07,799 They should just save their money and send him to fat camp. 105 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,030 - Phil. - What? 106 00:11:09,195 --> 00:11:12,233 He should lose weight. He'll find a woman. The dude's lonely. 107 00:11:12,398 --> 00:11:15,277 If he's so lonely, why don't the you spend more time with him? 108 00:11:15,434 --> 00:11:18,813 - No, trust me, you don't want that. - No. You definitely don't want that. 109 00:11:19,004 --> 00:11:20,915 Come on. He's not that bad. 110 00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:23,986 I mean, what's the worst that's happened? The tattoo? 111 00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:28,753 Yeah, the tattoo's the worst. 112 00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:30,086 Right? 113 00:11:30,249 --> 00:11:33,230 Definitely. Tattoo was the worst. Nightmare. 114 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,522 Speaking of which, you ever get tested? 115 00:11:36,689 --> 00:11:37,827 Excuse me? 116 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,401 You know, because of the ink. 117 00:11:41,794 --> 00:11:43,068 That went inside you. 118 00:11:44,396 --> 00:11:45,898 I'm fine. 119 00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,606 - Take care. - All right, good luck tomorrow. 120 00:11:49,769 --> 00:11:51,180 Oh, thanks. 121 00:11:53,105 --> 00:11:55,142 - I'll pick you up at 11. - Perfect. 122 00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:56,411 Thank you so much. 123 00:11:58,744 --> 00:12:00,155 Thanks. 124 00:12:06,252 --> 00:12:09,256 - Again, thank you so much for coming. - Oh, of course. 125 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:12,300 This is Nico. Nico is a good friend of Alan's. 126 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,496 - What's up, bros? - Oh, yeah, hey. 127 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:18,507 And that's Blanca. Blanca's been with us since Alan was a baby. 128 00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:20,007 - Hello. - Hello. 129 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,340 And this is Timothy. Timothy lives across the street. 130 00:12:23,502 --> 00:12:24,981 He and Alan swim together. 131 00:12:26,272 --> 00:12:28,309 - Hey, what's up, little man? - Hey. 132 00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:30,545 - Why don't you guys take a seat? - Yeah. 133 00:12:32,578 --> 00:12:34,785 Tracy's on her way back with Alan right now. 134 00:12:34,947 --> 00:12:39,623 Obviously, he has no idea this is coming, so things might get a little intense. 135 00:12:39,785 --> 00:12:42,322 But, no matter what happens, remember: 136 00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:45,401 This is all about Alan getting better. 137 00:12:46,826 --> 00:12:49,306 Mother, Oreo smoothie, now! 138 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,642 Oh. 139 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,380 - Hey, everyone. - Hey. 140 00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:59,414 Hey, Timothy. Little cold for a swim, isn't it? 141 00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:03,546 Oh, wow. Look. You went to the pier today. How was that? 142 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:05,711 - We had a great time. - Yeah. 143 00:13:05,878 --> 00:13:09,917 I played skee ball for, like, 45 minutes. It was a pretty sick workout. 144 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,857 What's going on? 145 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,760 Uh, ahem, why don't you have a seat, bud? We just want to talk to you for a sec. 146 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,764 Okay. 147 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,262 - Hey, Phil. - Hey. Yeah. 148 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:25,932 - Yeah. - What's going on? 149 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:27,300 Oh, you got me. 150 00:13:30,369 --> 00:13:31,780 So, Alan... 151 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:36,079 ...we're all here to tell you about an awesome place... 152 00:13:36,242 --> 00:13:37,880 ...called New Horizons. 153 00:13:39,144 --> 00:13:40,953 That does sound awesome. 154 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,917 Alan, this is an intervention. 155 00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,451 A what? 156 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:47,520 Mom. 157 00:13:50,356 --> 00:13:51,835 Alan. 158 00:13:52,558 --> 00:13:56,062 "I love you so much. We all do." 159 00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:59,266 "But we can't keep lying to each other." 160 00:13:59,431 --> 00:14:01,342 "Ever since you were a baby, all I want..." 161 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,776 Oh, my God, is anybody else falling asleep? 162 00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:05,108 Alan, listen. 163 00:14:05,271 --> 00:14:07,717 - No offense, Mom, but you're boring. - Mr. Alan. 164 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:09,108 Oh, now you? 165 00:14:09,275 --> 00:14:12,085 "I pick up after you for 30 years." 166 00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:16,249 "I cleaned your room. I see things no one should ever see." 167 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,092 "But I pray for you." 168 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,053 - "Mr. Alan, everyone..." - Hey. 169 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,257 - Someone should clean that up. - Alan. 170 00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:26,494 Alan. You are not well. 171 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,799 You're off your meds and you're clearly upsetting your whole family. 172 00:14:29,962 --> 00:14:33,273 - That's baloney. - Alan, if you say yes to this... 173 00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:37,073 ...we drive you there today, and I promise you will come back a changed man. 174 00:14:39,071 --> 00:14:41,608 Who's we? What do you mean, "we"? Who's we? 175 00:14:41,774 --> 00:14:45,085 We. All of us. Stu, Phil, me, you. 176 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,657 You going, Phil? 177 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,266 I love you, Alan. 178 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:44,042 Hey, Alan, you hungry? 179 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:46,183 You wanna get some Arby's? 180 00:15:46,338 --> 00:15:48,011 No, thanks. 181 00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:55,151 You know, I meant to tell you earlier, that's a really cool vest you got on. 182 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,061 Thanks, Phil. It was my dad's. 183 00:15:58,217 --> 00:15:59,594 He died in it. 184 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,129 Whoa. 185 00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:02,993 That's intense. 186 00:16:03,155 --> 00:16:07,035 Hey, Alan, just want to say what you're doing is really brave. We're proud of you. 187 00:16:07,192 --> 00:16:08,933 Yeah, you're gonna do great. 188 00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:12,938 Stop the car. I don't want to do this anymore. 189 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,078 - What? - I changed my mind. 190 00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:18,113 Alan, you can't change your mind. Everybody's counting on you. 191 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,944 I'm fine just the way I am. I want to go home. 192 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,866 Turn the car around. Now, please! I don't... 193 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,912 What the fuck was that? 194 00:16:28,013 --> 00:16:30,721 - Oh, my God! He's doing it on purpose! - Get out of his way! 195 00:16:30,883 --> 00:16:32,362 I am, I am. 196 00:16:36,021 --> 00:16:39,195 - Hey! Hey, get the fuck off! - You have to exchange information. 197 00:16:40,893 --> 00:16:42,133 - Why? - Jesus. Phil! 198 00:16:42,327 --> 00:16:43,704 - Phil! Phil! - Oh, shit! 199 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:52,946 - Get away from him! - I'm trying! 200 00:16:55,441 --> 00:16:57,580 - Look out! - Oh, shit! 201 00:16:59,378 --> 00:17:01,551 Aw, shit! Oh, shit. 202 00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:06,354 Shit! 203 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:07,920 Go, go, go! 204 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,930 Lock your doors! Doug, lock your doors! 205 00:17:10,089 --> 00:17:11,932 Shit! What's going on? 206 00:17:13,425 --> 00:17:14,802 Get the fuck... Hang on! 207 00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,509 - Help! - Let go, fucking asshole! 208 00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:40,797 - Stu! We're okay. - We're in an elevator! 209 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:42,193 Where are you? 210 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:46,626 What the fuck is going on? 211 00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:55,244 Please, this is a huge mistake. 212 00:17:55,434 --> 00:17:56,879 You got the wrong guys! 213 00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:00,175 I got the right fucking guys! Get him up. Pick him up. Put him here. 214 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:04,445 - You're Black Doug! That's Black Doug! - Shut the fuck up with that. Shut the fuck up. 215 00:18:04,610 --> 00:18:06,283 Oh, my God. It is. 216 00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:09,951 Alan, tell me right now, why is Black Doug kidnapping us? 217 00:18:10,115 --> 00:18:12,391 - I said don't call me that shit no more. - Sorry. 218 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,792 - It ain't Alan's fault. - Thank you, Black Doug. 219 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,131 - Motherfucker! - Doug! 220 00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:18,461 - Doug! - Okay, okay. 221 00:18:18,624 --> 00:18:19,830 - Just Doug, okay? - Yeah. 222 00:18:21,894 --> 00:18:23,100 Why are you doing this? 223 00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:24,673 Because... 224 00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,767 ...I told him to. 225 00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:30,038 I'm Marshall. 226 00:18:30,936 --> 00:18:32,540 And whether you know it or not... 227 00:18:33,305 --> 00:18:35,683 ...we all have something in common. 228 00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:41,049 And it all started four years ago when this moron... 229 00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:45,156 ...sold the wrong drugs to this dumb fuck. 230 00:18:45,317 --> 00:18:50,164 You have no idea the chain of events that were set in motion that night... 231 00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:53,997 ...in the parking lot of a fucking liquor store. 232 00:19:13,712 --> 00:19:14,747 What up, nigga? 233 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,557 Excuse me? 234 00:19:16,715 --> 00:19:19,161 Chill out, I'm not a cop. Just in town for the night. 235 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,389 Me and my boys looking to get our freak on. 236 00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,692 You sold Alan roofies. 237 00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:27,902 Oh, shit. I must've mixed up the bags. 238 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,403 My fault, Alan. 239 00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:32,565 Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one. 240 00:19:32,864 --> 00:19:35,743 Damn. Marshall gonna be pissed off at me on that one. 241 00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,436 Marshall? 242 00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:39,514 You're Marshall. 243 00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:41,947 You brought us out here because of that? 244 00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:45,786 You're not here because of that. 245 00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:50,154 You're here because some Chinaman I never heard of strolls into my town... 246 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,659 ...and takes one of my guys off the street. 247 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,491 - Mr. Chow? - Yes. 248 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,826 Yes, Mr. Leslie fucking Chow. 249 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:59,060 You introduced a virus into my life. 250 00:19:59,725 --> 00:20:01,068 Oh, God, what did he do? 251 00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:02,500 He fucked me in the ass. 252 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,732 Oh, he does that from time to time. 253 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:07,807 Not literally. 254 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,235 Jesus! 255 00:20:12,237 --> 00:20:15,844 A few weeks after your bullshit, I get word... 256 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:18,682 ...this sheik is coming in from Abu Dhabi. 257 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,591 He was looking to make some less-than-legal investments. 258 00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:26,963 He brought his two wives... 259 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:30,362 ...and $42 million in gold bars. 260 00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:33,629 It was a lay-up. 261 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,203 Get down! Get down! 262 00:20:38,096 --> 00:20:40,599 We took it all. 263 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:45,538 Two vans, each with 21 million in gold. 264 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,881 My guys split up. 265 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,779 One of them made it back... 266 00:20:55,247 --> 00:20:57,022 ...one of them didn't. 267 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:07,134 Is there a problem, officer? 268 00:21:07,292 --> 00:21:08,896 Not anymore, motherfucker. 269 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:15,606 Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me... 270 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,144 ...on a Tuesday. 271 00:21:17,436 --> 00:21:19,109 Oh, God. 272 00:21:19,471 --> 00:21:21,178 I looked everywhere for him. 273 00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,251 But he's gone, no one can find him. 274 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,857 Until the little cockroach got himself pinched in Bangkok. 275 00:21:31,116 --> 00:21:32,891 Sol pay him a visit. 276 00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:36,197 I offer him a truce. 277 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:39,029 I won't touch a hair on his head. 278 00:21:39,191 --> 00:21:42,661 I just want him to tell me where my gold is. 279 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,532 He refuses to talk. 280 00:21:53,505 --> 00:21:56,543 Not only does he refuse to talk to me... 281 00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,622 ...he has no communication with anyone from the outside... 282 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,087 ...except you! 283 00:22:02,247 --> 00:22:03,590 Hey. 284 00:22:03,749 --> 00:22:05,160 It's unfair! 285 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:06,955 Alan, you been talking to Chow? 286 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,690 - They've been writing letters. - Hey, those are private! 287 00:22:10,088 --> 00:22:15,231 "Dear Leslie, OMG, the McRib is back! Why was it ever gone?" 288 00:22:15,394 --> 00:22:16,566 Exactly! 289 00:22:16,728 --> 00:22:19,641 "Dear Alan, I threw urine on prison guard today." 290 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,937 "Blamed it on cellmate. Wish you were here." 291 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:23,704 Yeah, I wish I could've seen that. 292 00:22:23,869 --> 00:22:27,976 Letter after letter of total nonsense... 293 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,142 ...except for one common thread: 294 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:31,787 You guys! 295 00:22:32,677 --> 00:22:33,883 The wolf pack. 296 00:22:34,045 --> 00:22:35,456 Jesus Christ, Alan. 297 00:22:36,248 --> 00:22:39,229 Five weeks ago, Chow escaped from maximum security detention. 298 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,128 Oh, fuck. 299 00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:44,290 He stowed aboard a shipping freighter bound for the West Coast. 300 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:50,700 - Where is he? - I don't know. 301 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:54,002 Alan, if you know where he is, you tell this man right now. 302 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,245 Phil, I don't know, I swear. I haven't talked to him in months. 303 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:06,015 We gotta do it the hard way. 304 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,821 - Oh, no! - What the fuck? Hey! 305 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:11,187 - Let's go. - Hey! No! No! What the fuck? 306 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,521 Whoa, what are you doing? 307 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,832 Doug is my insurance. He stays with me. 308 00:23:15,987 --> 00:23:18,593 You don't give me Chow, I blow his brains out. 309 00:23:18,757 --> 00:23:20,031 You go to the cops... 310 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:21,731 ...I blow his brains out. 311 00:23:21,893 --> 00:23:24,499 That's insane! We don't even know where the fuck he is! 312 00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:26,506 No one does. 313 00:23:26,665 --> 00:23:30,112 But I figure the wolf pack has the best chance of finding him. 314 00:23:30,268 --> 00:23:31,338 You have three days. 315 00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:33,514 Get to work. 316 00:23:35,941 --> 00:23:38,046 Can you take Stu instead? 317 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:39,550 Fuck you, Alan. 318 00:23:42,113 --> 00:23:43,148 Shit. 319 00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:49,896 Shit! 320 00:23:50,956 --> 00:23:52,993 - Alan. - Yeah, Phil? 321 00:23:53,158 --> 00:23:56,071 I need you to roll over here and chew off these hand-ties. 322 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,468 Okay. 323 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,967 - Oh. - Damn it! 324 00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,305 Ow. Oh, fuck! 325 00:24:03,768 --> 00:24:05,808 - Got a little too much steam. - Get off me. 326 00:24:05,937 --> 00:24:08,008 All right, let me just shimmy down. 327 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:10,482 - Would you just hold still? Hold still! - Ow. 328 00:24:10,642 --> 00:24:11,950 Help! 329 00:24:12,811 --> 00:24:14,347 Help! 330 00:24:21,486 --> 00:24:23,488 Holy shit. 331 00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:26,196 What are we gonna do, Stu? 332 00:24:26,358 --> 00:24:29,032 - We're gonna go to the police. - Oh, no, we're fucking not. 333 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,236 Did you hear that guy? 334 00:24:31,396 --> 00:24:32,875 He will kill Doug, period. 335 00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:35,043 Chow is a cancer. 336 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,544 He's been a cancer since the first day we met him. 337 00:24:37,702 --> 00:24:40,444 We're gonna hand him over to Marshall and then it's done. 338 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:41,845 - Hey, Phil. - Alan, not now. 339 00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:44,112 But I need you, Stu. I can't do this alone. 340 00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:47,120 Do what alone? We have no idea where he even is. 341 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,417 - Phil. - What, Alan? 342 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:51,151 I was gonna say I got this strange e-mail the other day. 343 00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:54,763 I wasn't sure what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow. 344 00:24:56,555 --> 00:24:58,193 "Fatty, it feels good to be out." 345 00:24:58,356 --> 00:25:01,394 "I'm close by. Tell no one. I'll be in touch." 346 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,766 "Chow." 347 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:08,136 This says "Chow." How did you not know this was from Chow? 348 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,712 At the time, I thought it was "Chow" like "goodbye." 349 00:25:10,869 --> 00:25:12,542 You know, like, "Chow, arrivederci." 350 00:25:12,704 --> 00:25:15,241 - You know, Sbarro, Papa John's. - I'm writing him back. 351 00:25:15,407 --> 00:25:17,182 Whoa, wait, wait. Just hold on. 352 00:25:17,342 --> 00:25:19,822 Gonna tell him you're happy he's out and you'd love to see him. 353 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,151 Ooh, I would love to see him. 354 00:25:22,847 --> 00:25:24,656 Do you even know what's going on? 355 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:28,696 Yes, I do. Phil's doing all the work, I'm his assistant... 356 00:25:28,853 --> 00:25:32,596 - ...you're standing there looking like an idiot. - I'm gonna arrange a meeting... 357 00:25:32,757 --> 00:25:35,670 - ...and we're gonna take him out. - "Take him out"? 358 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,966 Who says that? How do we take someone out? 359 00:25:39,598 --> 00:25:41,339 We'll use drugs. 360 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:43,240 Prescription drugs. 361 00:25:43,401 --> 00:25:45,847 You know, the kind a dentist has access to. 362 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,349 Good luck finding a dentist who will write fake prescriptions. 363 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,783 Oh, I know one. His name is Stuart Price. 364 00:25:51,943 --> 00:25:53,752 Now let's go find a fucking pharmacy. 365 00:25:55,046 --> 00:25:58,118 Whoo! You just got schooled, son. 366 00:25:58,617 --> 00:25:59,857 Are you coming or not? 367 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,463 I don't like this plan. 368 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,191 Okay, then. Ciao. 369 00:26:11,463 --> 00:26:13,807 I got a pretty dope sense of humor, bro! 370 00:26:18,236 --> 00:26:20,876 This amount with syringes is just weird. Go check it out. 371 00:26:22,474 --> 00:26:23,612 Everything okay? 372 00:26:23,775 --> 00:26:25,948 Well, it's just a strange request. 373 00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,318 This drug in this amount and a pack of syringes. 374 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,551 - It's just a little weird. - Yeah. 375 00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:33,628 It's just kind of an emergency, so... 376 00:26:33,785 --> 00:26:37,494 See, that right there, and you're acting all fidgety, plus you look like shit... 377 00:26:37,656 --> 00:26:39,897 ...in our business, these are all red flags. 378 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,299 I need to call the doctor, make sure everything's okay. 379 00:26:42,460 --> 00:26:46,533 Aha. You're in luck, because I actually am the prescribing doctor. 380 00:26:46,698 --> 00:26:49,008 Oh, boy. Another red flag. 381 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:54,907 It says here you're a dentist. 382 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:58,213 Yeah. Doctor of Dental Science. 383 00:26:59,144 --> 00:27:00,987 This is fucked up. 384 00:27:01,646 --> 00:27:02,989 Hey, Dad? 385 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,122 I think we got a live one. 386 00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:10,559 How'd we do? 387 00:27:10,722 --> 00:27:13,601 We did good. I got Demerol, a pack of syringes... 388 00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,762 ...and almost lost my dental license. 389 00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:18,874 - What about Chow? Anything? - No. 390 00:27:19,030 --> 00:27:21,738 Oh, look at this. He e-mailed me like 20 minutes ago. 391 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,110 Alan, we've been sit... 392 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,714 Give me the phone, please. 393 00:27:25,904 --> 00:27:27,906 - What does it say? - Oh, wow. 394 00:27:28,173 --> 00:27:31,245 He wants to meet Alan tonight at 8. It says come alone. 395 00:27:31,409 --> 00:27:33,150 - Come alone where? - A bus stop. 396 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:35,551 In Tijuana. 397 00:27:35,714 --> 00:27:37,193 Tijuana's the bomb. 398 00:27:37,348 --> 00:27:38,691 Oh, fuck. 399 00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:42,229 No, that's perfect. No, it's like a three-hour drive from here. 400 00:27:42,654 --> 00:27:44,725 Yeah, Stu, try reading a map. 401 00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:48,294 Yeah, Alan, try reading anything ever. 402 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:51,134 Yeah, Stu, try not having such big horse teeth. 403 00:27:54,332 --> 00:27:56,539 All right, we need a plan. 404 00:27:56,701 --> 00:27:59,147 They're meeting on a bus bench in a public place... 405 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:02,376 ...so Alan needs to convince Chow to go someplace more private. 406 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:06,147 Someplace where we can sneak up on him and drug him. 407 00:28:06,711 --> 00:28:07,746 Like where? 408 00:28:07,946 --> 00:28:09,448 I don't know, like an alley. 409 00:28:09,614 --> 00:28:10,957 What about a movie theater? 410 00:28:11,683 --> 00:28:13,390 Fuck, that's actually a great idea. 411 00:28:13,685 --> 00:28:15,858 The lights go down... 412 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:19,092 ...we take the seats behind him, we jab him and it's fucking done. 413 00:28:19,390 --> 00:28:22,098 I'll jab him if you want. I've drugged people before. 414 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:23,939 Yeah, us. 415 00:28:24,095 --> 00:28:27,599 No offense, but we're not letting you handle any drugs. You'll kill someone. 416 00:28:27,766 --> 00:28:29,336 Oh, please, I'm an expert. 417 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,310 Remember the marshmallows in Thailand? 418 00:28:31,569 --> 00:28:32,604 Yeah? 419 00:28:32,771 --> 00:28:36,218 I made it so you could eat at least three before hitting a fatal dose. 420 00:28:37,475 --> 00:28:38,977 Wait. 421 00:28:39,144 --> 00:28:42,853 So you're saying I would've died if I had had four? 422 00:28:43,248 --> 00:28:45,421 Nobody eats four marshmallows, Stu. 423 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:48,223 That insane theory is the only reason I'm still alive? 424 00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:50,923 Yes! And you're welcome, by the way. 425 00:28:51,089 --> 00:28:53,501 Don't say "you're welcome" for almost killing me. 426 00:28:53,658 --> 00:28:54,693 - Fine. - Thank you. 427 00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:56,770 - You're welcome. - Goddamn it! 428 00:29:32,831 --> 00:29:34,208 Oh, God. 429 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:37,410 You know, you were right. 430 00:29:38,036 --> 00:29:42,416 - About what? - That place in Arizona. It's not gonna help him. 431 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,582 There is no facility that can fix this guy. 432 00:29:47,478 --> 00:29:50,288 We're gonna spend the rest of our lives dealing with him... 433 00:29:50,448 --> 00:29:53,725 ...because we're all he has now. 434 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:56,490 You realize that? We're it. 435 00:29:58,656 --> 00:30:00,158 Oh, shit, check it out. 436 00:30:00,625 --> 00:30:01,695 Is that Chow? 437 00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:03,601 Hey, fat stuff. 438 00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:05,001 - Leslie. - Uh-uh-uh. 439 00:30:05,163 --> 00:30:07,507 - Act cool. Eyes forward. - Yeah, okay. 440 00:30:07,832 --> 00:30:10,176 - Anyone follow you? - No, I don't think so. 441 00:30:10,335 --> 00:30:11,678 Good, good. 442 00:30:11,836 --> 00:30:15,340 Gotta keep low profile right now. Chow wanted man. 443 00:30:15,707 --> 00:30:17,550 Can't trust anyone. 444 00:30:17,709 --> 00:30:20,690 Quick, give me some sugar. Come on, come on, come on. 445 00:30:22,714 --> 00:30:23,886 What the fuck? 446 00:30:24,048 --> 00:30:26,050 Did he just kiss him? 447 00:30:26,217 --> 00:30:29,323 Listen, I'm in a bit of a pickle, Alan. 448 00:30:29,487 --> 00:30:32,229 - I need a friend. - Well, I'm your friend, Leslie. 449 00:30:32,657 --> 00:30:35,331 Exactly. That's why I called you down here. 450 00:30:35,493 --> 00:30:38,406 You're the only person I can trust in this shit-hole of a life. 451 00:30:38,563 --> 00:30:40,907 That's not true. Stu and Phil are your friends. 452 00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:43,173 Oh, really? 453 00:30:43,368 --> 00:30:44,779 That's interesting. 454 00:30:45,403 --> 00:30:46,746 Where are they? 455 00:30:47,872 --> 00:30:49,647 - Around. - Around where? 456 00:30:49,807 --> 00:30:51,013 I don't know. 457 00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,292 - Motherfucker! I told you to come alone! - Leslie. 458 00:31:00,451 --> 00:31:01,486 Shit. 459 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,133 - What happened? - Is he leaving? 460 00:31:03,254 --> 00:31:05,322 We'll talk more! I'll give you another kiss! 461 00:31:05,323 --> 00:31:06,461 He's coming this way. 462 00:31:06,624 --> 00:31:08,399 Get down. Get down. 463 00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:10,937 - Fuck. - Leslie! 464 00:31:11,095 --> 00:31:13,006 Oh, fuck. 465 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:15,767 - Get out of the car, you mutts! - Leslie, no! 466 00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:18,437 - Get off me, fat clown! - Chow! Chow, calm down! 467 00:31:18,603 --> 00:31:20,640 - Who sent you? - No one! No. 468 00:31:20,805 --> 00:31:24,082 - We just wanted to see you! - Liar! No one wants to see Chow! 469 00:31:24,242 --> 00:31:27,314 No, we... We miss you. 470 00:31:27,478 --> 00:31:30,254 - What? - We miss you, Chow! 471 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:32,691 - That's it. - Yeah. 472 00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:34,352 We miss you. 473 00:31:35,553 --> 00:31:36,657 You miss me? 474 00:31:37,422 --> 00:31:38,924 So much. 475 00:31:43,261 --> 00:31:45,764 You miss Chow. 476 00:31:47,365 --> 00:31:48,435 Yeah, buddy. 477 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,380 We love you, Chow. 478 00:31:59,677 --> 00:32:04,888 I hurt myself today. 479 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:10,165 To see if I still feel. 480 00:32:10,955 --> 00:32:14,368 I focus on the pain. 481 00:32:16,127 --> 00:32:21,167 The only thing that's real. 482 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:24,907 What have I become. 483 00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:27,310 What the fuck am I watching? 484 00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:30,585 My sweetest friend. 485 00:32:32,143 --> 00:32:35,750 Everyone I know. 486 00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,324 Goes away in the end. 487 00:32:37,482 --> 00:32:40,088 - Is that gonna be enough? - Oh, yeah. 488 00:32:42,353 --> 00:32:45,926 This will take about a minute to kick in. We'll tell the waitress he's drunk. 489 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:48,400 By the time we get to the car, he'll be out cold. 490 00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:51,438 My empire of dirt. 491 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:56,537 I will let you down. 492 00:32:57,735 --> 00:33:02,275 I will make you hurt 493 00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:09,989 Alan, sit down. 494 00:33:11,149 --> 00:33:12,685 That was really nice, Chow. 495 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:13,988 Thanks, Phil. 496 00:33:14,152 --> 00:33:16,689 The key is to sing from your heart. 497 00:33:16,854 --> 00:33:19,198 So Mexico, huh? What are you doing down here? 498 00:33:19,357 --> 00:33:23,328 You know, fucking, doing blow. Same old, same old. 499 00:33:23,494 --> 00:33:24,905 Ooh, I got into cockfighting. 500 00:33:25,063 --> 00:33:27,703 - Oh, cockfighting. That sounds wonderful. - Yes. 501 00:33:27,899 --> 00:33:30,038 Basically, been killing it down here. 502 00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:33,938 That is just terrific. Right? 503 00:33:34,105 --> 00:33:37,018 I mean, that's terrific. I think that calls for a toast. 504 00:33:37,175 --> 00:33:38,415 I like that. 505 00:33:38,576 --> 00:33:40,385 - To killing it. - Killing it. 506 00:33:40,545 --> 00:33:42,650 Yeah, to killing it. 507 00:33:43,614 --> 00:33:44,752 Mm. 508 00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:53,735 You okay, Chow? 509 00:33:54,092 --> 00:33:56,003 I don't know. You tell me. 510 00:33:59,864 --> 00:34:02,310 So how many rooster birds do you have, Chow? 511 00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:07,416 - Aah! - Huh? 512 00:34:08,506 --> 00:34:11,180 - Shh. Act cool or I open his vein. - Oh, my God. 513 00:34:11,576 --> 00:34:13,180 Why you wanna drug poor Chow? 514 00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:16,518 No, no. It's not what you think. There's this guy Marshall. 515 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:18,820 Marshall? How you know that fat fuck? 516 00:34:18,983 --> 00:34:22,863 He says you took his gold. He's got Doug. He'll kill him unless we bring you back. 517 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,297 It's true! I swear to God, it's true! 518 00:34:26,924 --> 00:34:29,131 Chow. Chow, that's the truth. 519 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:34,906 Goddamn it! 520 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,179 That motherfucker. 521 00:34:37,335 --> 00:34:39,144 Stu, you okay? 522 00:34:39,303 --> 00:34:40,782 - You all right? - No. 523 00:34:41,339 --> 00:34:42,784 We're sorry, Chow. 524 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,715 We're sorry. 525 00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:47,857 - We didn't know what else to do. - Next time, don't lie to Chow. 526 00:34:48,012 --> 00:34:51,459 You're right. You are so right, and we made a huge mistake. 527 00:34:54,986 --> 00:34:56,624 So, what do we do now? 528 00:34:56,888 --> 00:34:58,128 That depends. 529 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,069 Can I trust you? 530 00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:08,401 What is this place, Chow? 531 00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:10,068 My house. 532 00:35:10,935 --> 00:35:13,176 Chow used to be on top of the world. 533 00:35:13,337 --> 00:35:16,944 Had three beautiful homes in three different countries. 534 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:20,317 But this one, my Mexican villa... 535 00:35:21,045 --> 00:35:22,752 ...this was my favorite. 536 00:35:23,614 --> 00:35:25,355 And everything got fucked. 537 00:35:26,050 --> 00:35:29,293 Chow go to prison, all my property seized. 538 00:35:29,453 --> 00:35:31,126 My homes... 539 00:35:31,289 --> 00:35:33,496 ...sold at auction to highest bidders. 540 00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,269 But I know something no one else knows. 541 00:35:37,495 --> 00:35:40,101 This house is where I stashed the gold. 542 00:35:40,998 --> 00:35:42,978 - Marshall's gold? - Yep. 543 00:35:43,301 --> 00:35:45,212 Hid it inside the basement wall. 544 00:35:47,004 --> 00:35:48,950 No one knows it's there. 545 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,078 We're gonna go get it. 546 00:35:51,676 --> 00:35:54,282 Wait. You mean break in? 547 00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,186 Look, Marshall wants his gold. 548 00:35:58,349 --> 00:36:01,057 And he's gonna hunt me down until he gets it. 549 00:36:01,219 --> 00:36:03,096 If we show up without it, he'll kill me. 550 00:36:03,254 --> 00:36:05,234 We're not breaking in anywhere. 551 00:36:05,389 --> 00:36:08,529 Not anywhere, Stu. My house. 552 00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,536 It's piece of cake. 553 00:36:10,695 --> 00:36:12,538 I know every square inch of this place. 554 00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:18,744 The best part, the guy we're stealing it from doesn't even know it's there. 555 00:36:19,103 --> 00:36:21,140 So he'll never know it's gone. 556 00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:27,551 You guys know what's going on, right? 557 00:36:28,212 --> 00:36:29,384 What do you mean? 558 00:36:29,547 --> 00:36:33,120 Well, and please correct me if I'm wrong, we're not breaking into this house. 559 00:36:34,018 --> 00:36:35,691 This house is too small. 560 00:36:35,853 --> 00:36:38,766 We're breaking into another house. This is just a model, right? 561 00:36:38,923 --> 00:36:40,561 What? Alan, no! 562 00:36:41,359 --> 00:36:42,736 My chickens! 563 00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:45,602 Oh, shit! 564 00:36:45,763 --> 00:36:46,803 Chow, what the fuck? 565 00:36:46,964 --> 00:36:50,605 Watch out for the claws! They're trained to kill! 566 00:36:50,768 --> 00:36:52,975 His beak is so sharp! 567 00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:54,172 Ow! Ow! 568 00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:58,153 - Oh, fuck! - Stay still, I'm trying to help. 569 00:36:58,309 --> 00:36:59,982 - Don't! - Get it off! 570 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:05,426 - Fucking bull's-eye! - Are you out of your mind? 571 00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,859 Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! 572 00:37:10,554 --> 00:37:11,999 Stu, the window! 573 00:37:14,859 --> 00:37:16,031 - Get it out! - Okay, okay! 574 00:37:16,193 --> 00:37:17,604 Get it out! 575 00:37:21,432 --> 00:37:23,036 Shh, shh, shh. 576 00:37:23,234 --> 00:37:26,772 Don't struggle. Let go. 577 00:37:30,308 --> 00:37:32,811 You won a lot of fights, Wallace. 578 00:37:33,911 --> 00:37:35,015 Not this time. 579 00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:48,503 - What the fuck is wrong with those chickens? - They're angry. 580 00:37:48,659 --> 00:37:50,536 All I feed them is cocaine. 581 00:37:51,495 --> 00:37:53,031 And chicken. 582 00:37:58,936 --> 00:38:00,313 That's some house, Chow. 583 00:38:00,471 --> 00:38:04,248 It was my Shangri-La. Now it's gone. 584 00:38:05,142 --> 00:38:09,557 Could you not spit inside my minivan, please? Jesus. 585 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:11,253 Who lives there now? 586 00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:14,055 Some dot-com millionaire. He's never here. 587 00:38:14,218 --> 00:38:15,788 This is a vacation home. 588 00:38:15,953 --> 00:38:17,728 The help doesn't show up on Sundays. 589 00:38:18,222 --> 00:38:20,395 No one there but the guard dogs. Stu? 590 00:38:20,558 --> 00:38:24,370 We'll toss these burgers over the gate, wait for the Demerol to kick in. 591 00:38:24,528 --> 00:38:26,974 Make sure you put in enough to kill them. 592 00:38:27,131 --> 00:38:29,168 We're not gonna kill the dogs, Chow. 593 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,006 This will knock them out for hours. 594 00:38:31,168 --> 00:38:33,444 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you worked for PETA. 595 00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:35,709 - What a pussy. - Ha-ha-ha. 596 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:08,840 Alan, take that. 597 00:39:10,107 --> 00:39:11,142 Aah! 598 00:39:14,211 --> 00:39:15,815 - Where are you going? - You'll see. 599 00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:17,558 Pardon me, little loser. 600 00:39:18,082 --> 00:39:21,154 Excuse me, fucking asshole. 601 00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:23,794 Follow me. 602 00:39:25,890 --> 00:39:29,099 Okay, here's the deal: Two security panels inside. 603 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,934 If you cut only one wire, it triggers alarm. 604 00:39:32,096 --> 00:39:34,133 Place will be crawling with cops. 605 00:39:34,298 --> 00:39:37,745 But if you cut wire on both panels at same time, alarm disabled. 606 00:39:37,902 --> 00:39:40,974 Yeah, but how are we gonna get inside without tripping the alarm? 607 00:39:41,138 --> 00:39:42,845 Check this out. 608 00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:47,448 - Any more stupid questions? - Whoa. 609 00:39:47,611 --> 00:39:49,181 Now, who's coming with me? 610 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,684 I'll do it. 611 00:39:51,248 --> 00:39:52,283 You wanna tell him? 612 00:39:53,584 --> 00:39:54,619 Oh, um... 613 00:39:57,021 --> 00:39:58,864 Alan, you're just too fat. 614 00:39:59,557 --> 00:40:00,900 Roger that. 615 00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:18,244 Ow. Ahh. 616 00:40:18,409 --> 00:40:20,286 You kicked me, you motherfucker. 617 00:40:23,848 --> 00:40:26,385 No, no, no. Don't get up. Will trip motion detectors. 618 00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:27,756 Stay low like dog. 619 00:40:27,918 --> 00:40:29,864 Okay. Good idea. 620 00:40:30,421 --> 00:40:32,924 - Which way? - In there. The kitchen. 621 00:40:35,326 --> 00:40:36,896 Aah! What the fuck is that? 622 00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:40,372 Ha, ha. I'm saying hello. We're dogs, remember? 623 00:40:48,272 --> 00:40:49,410 Hey, Stu? 624 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:50,984 Check it out. 625 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:55,056 Oh, my God! So gross! 626 00:40:58,516 --> 00:41:01,019 God! Chow, cut it out! 627 00:41:14,398 --> 00:41:16,378 Okay, I'm here. 628 00:41:16,534 --> 00:41:18,013 Now what? 629 00:41:18,168 --> 00:41:20,444 Pull the cover off so you can see the wires. 630 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:21,639 Okay. 631 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:27,279 Okay. Done! 632 00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:30,323 Okay, on three, cut the gray wire. 633 00:41:30,481 --> 00:41:32,461 One, two... 634 00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:33,754 Wait. Wait, wait, wait! 635 00:41:33,918 --> 00:41:36,524 I don't have a gray wire. I have red, green and yellow. 636 00:41:36,687 --> 00:41:40,567 That's weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray. 637 00:41:41,225 --> 00:41:42,397 You do? 638 00:41:42,793 --> 00:41:44,067 Motherfucker. 639 00:41:44,428 --> 00:41:46,704 My bad. I'm colorblind. 640 00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:47,899 You're what? 641 00:41:48,065 --> 00:41:50,204 Fuck it, just cut the middle one. 642 00:41:50,734 --> 00:41:53,681 No, my middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted. 643 00:41:53,837 --> 00:41:56,750 - On three. One, two... - Chow, stop! 644 00:41:57,508 --> 00:41:58,612 God. 645 00:41:59,176 --> 00:42:01,213 Hold on, I'm coming to you. 646 00:42:02,513 --> 00:42:04,186 What the fuck's taking them so long? 647 00:42:04,348 --> 00:42:06,954 Where'd you get that shirt, the Diesel store? 648 00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:10,259 Phil. 649 00:42:10,421 --> 00:42:11,900 What? 650 00:42:12,556 --> 00:42:15,059 It's a cute top. Where did you get that shirt? 651 00:42:19,229 --> 00:42:20,469 What's the problem? 652 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,342 Just point to the wire you want me to cut. 653 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:27,743 - This gray one right here. - Great. 654 00:42:27,905 --> 00:42:29,851 For your information, that's green. 655 00:42:30,174 --> 00:42:31,676 Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk. 656 00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:32,912 Which one's red? 657 00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:35,182 The one in your left hand. 658 00:42:35,346 --> 00:42:40,159 - Wait, which hand is that? I'm also dyslexic. - What the fuck? 659 00:42:41,285 --> 00:42:44,425 - Where'd you get it? - I don't know. I'll find out, I'll get you one. 660 00:42:44,588 --> 00:42:48,866 There's a cool Diesel store in the mall that I like to go to. Right next to the food court. 661 00:42:49,026 --> 00:42:51,006 I don't know if it's Diesel. 662 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:53,337 Looks like a Diesel. 663 00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,107 What's the matter with you? 664 00:42:57,267 --> 00:42:59,941 Okay, you're still holding the one I left you with, right? 665 00:43:00,104 --> 00:43:01,378 Pretty much. Heh, heh. 666 00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,142 Oh, fuck. 667 00:43:03,307 --> 00:43:05,218 All right. On three! 668 00:43:06,377 --> 00:43:07,515 One... 669 00:43:08,312 --> 00:43:09,416 ...two... 670 00:43:10,314 --> 00:43:11,452 ...three. 671 00:43:17,388 --> 00:43:19,527 Holy shit, it worked. 672 00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:24,831 All good? 673 00:43:25,663 --> 00:43:27,438 - Easy peasy. - All right. 674 00:43:27,598 --> 00:43:28,770 You have no idea. 675 00:43:28,932 --> 00:43:30,036 Come on. 676 00:43:31,335 --> 00:43:33,008 Whoops. 677 00:43:33,771 --> 00:43:35,717 - Jesus, be careful, Chow. - Ha, ha. 678 00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,580 Fuck this guy. 679 00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:40,813 Living in my house. Living my life. 680 00:43:40,978 --> 00:43:42,651 Can we just stick to the plan? 681 00:43:42,813 --> 00:43:43,848 Fine. 682 00:43:44,982 --> 00:43:47,121 Ha, ha. Ruined. 683 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:50,493 He is completely out of control. 684 00:43:50,654 --> 00:43:52,565 Let's just get this done. 685 00:43:57,094 --> 00:43:59,665 This way. Come on, come on. 686 00:44:07,337 --> 00:44:09,112 It's buried behind this wall. 687 00:44:09,573 --> 00:44:12,179 - Alan. - Here you go, boss. 688 00:44:17,414 --> 00:44:18,620 Aah! 689 00:44:19,316 --> 00:44:20,351 Fuck! 690 00:44:20,517 --> 00:44:22,656 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 691 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:24,493 Just warming up. 692 00:44:24,655 --> 00:44:27,465 It's so heavy. Do we have a lighter one? 693 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:31,595 - Why don't you just let me do it, Chow? - Okay. Either way, you or me. Same thing. 694 00:44:43,307 --> 00:44:45,753 You might wanna take your shirt off. Makes it easier. 695 00:44:45,909 --> 00:44:48,913 - What? - I've heard that too. 696 00:45:25,215 --> 00:45:29,288 See that? Chow come back for you. 697 00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:48,376 That's the last of it. 698 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:50,541 You sure? 699 00:45:51,809 --> 00:45:54,016 - Yeah. - You triple sure? 700 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:58,720 - Yes! - Good! Heh-heh-heh. 701 00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:01,456 Chow? 702 00:46:07,758 --> 00:46:08,998 Chow? 703 00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:10,796 Chow! 704 00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:13,640 Chow! 705 00:46:15,199 --> 00:46:16,473 Chow! 706 00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:18,078 Chow! 707 00:46:27,411 --> 00:46:30,221 Chow, open this fucking door right now! 708 00:46:45,295 --> 00:46:46,865 Chow! 709 00:47:07,017 --> 00:47:08,621 Stuart Price. 710 00:47:09,052 --> 00:47:11,555 No felonies. One arrest: 711 00:47:11,722 --> 00:47:12,757 Las Vegas, Nevada. 712 00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:16,229 Phil Wenneck. 713 00:47:16,393 --> 00:47:18,304 No felonies. One arrest: 714 00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:20,939 Also Las Vegas, Nevada. 715 00:47:24,668 --> 00:47:26,375 Alan Garner. 716 00:47:31,475 --> 00:47:33,045 Is this record accurate? 717 00:47:38,515 --> 00:47:39,960 Uh-huh. 718 00:47:41,018 --> 00:47:42,759 I did that. Mm-hm. 719 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,399 Yeah. 720 00:47:45,355 --> 00:47:48,734 Masturbating on a city bus. Yep, that was me. 721 00:47:48,892 --> 00:47:50,769 Look, we've been here for 5 hours. 722 00:47:50,928 --> 00:47:52,839 We already told your guys everything. 723 00:47:52,996 --> 00:47:54,066 No. 724 00:47:54,231 --> 00:47:56,802 You told them a story about a little Chinese man. 725 00:47:56,967 --> 00:47:59,573 Leslie Chow. He's an international criminal. Look it up. 726 00:47:59,736 --> 00:48:02,615 A little Chinese man that no one in town has seen or heard of. 727 00:48:02,773 --> 00:48:05,253 The hotel where you say he's staying? No one there. 728 00:48:05,409 --> 00:48:07,446 Probably because he left town. 729 00:48:08,111 --> 00:48:09,556 That's one theory. 730 00:48:09,713 --> 00:48:11,454 Another theory is that you're lying. 731 00:48:14,518 --> 00:48:17,863 "Lewd behavior, Cracker Barrel, Christmas Eve." 732 00:48:26,163 --> 00:48:27,301 Excuse me. 733 00:48:33,337 --> 00:48:35,214 We're fucking dead. 734 00:48:36,106 --> 00:48:38,916 Why would Mr. Chow do this? 735 00:48:39,743 --> 00:48:42,883 Because he's a greedy piece of shit who used us. 736 00:48:43,847 --> 00:48:46,020 - Yeah, but he's our friend. - Oh. 737 00:48:46,183 --> 00:48:47,685 Grow up, Alan. 738 00:48:51,321 --> 00:48:52,493 You're free to leave. 739 00:48:52,656 --> 00:48:54,932 All the charges have been dropped. 740 00:48:55,592 --> 00:48:56,730 By who? 741 00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:58,372 It's your lucky day. 742 00:48:58,528 --> 00:49:00,565 There's a car waiting for you out front. 743 00:49:01,498 --> 00:49:03,500 Come on, let's go. 744 00:49:07,504 --> 00:49:09,279 Oh, Jesus. 745 00:49:11,942 --> 00:49:13,080 What? 746 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,891 I'm sorry. 747 00:49:19,282 --> 00:49:20,317 What is this? 748 00:49:21,385 --> 00:49:22,693 Get in the car. 749 00:49:32,996 --> 00:49:34,407 Excuse me, sir? 750 00:49:34,831 --> 00:49:35,866 Where we headed? 751 00:50:04,194 --> 00:50:05,730 Welcome back. 752 00:50:16,039 --> 00:50:19,020 - What the fuck? - Let's go, guys. 753 00:50:24,114 --> 00:50:25,923 Out to the back. 754 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,333 - Doug? - Guys. Careful. 755 00:50:39,496 --> 00:50:41,134 Get your ass back over here. 756 00:50:41,298 --> 00:50:43,244 Leslie Chow never lived here. 757 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:47,538 You didn't break into his old house. 758 00:50:48,038 --> 00:50:49,676 You broke into my house. 759 00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:52,077 I don't understand. 760 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:56,080 You didn't get back the gold he stole from me. 761 00:50:57,681 --> 00:50:59,957 You got the other half that he didn't. 762 00:51:00,117 --> 00:51:01,892 Oh. My God! 763 00:51:02,052 --> 00:51:04,430 What, you mean the half he never had? 764 00:51:04,588 --> 00:51:07,535 He's a world-class rat, and you three were his accomplices. 765 00:51:07,691 --> 00:51:08,761 - No! - We had no idea. 766 00:51:08,925 --> 00:51:11,531 We were trying to help you. We thought you'd be happy! 767 00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,641 Thank you so much. 768 00:51:13,797 --> 00:51:16,334 Thank you for ripping me off. 769 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,377 Thank you for desecrating my home! 770 00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:21,379 And thank you for killing my fucking dogs! 771 00:51:21,538 --> 00:51:23,950 We didn't kill your dogs. They're just tranquilized. 772 00:51:24,274 --> 00:51:27,084 Oh, right. 773 00:51:27,644 --> 00:51:28,816 You don't know. 774 00:51:28,979 --> 00:51:31,960 - Chow snapped their necks on his way out. - What? 775 00:51:32,115 --> 00:51:34,823 And somebody's gotta pay. 776 00:51:35,018 --> 00:51:37,328 - He's right. - No, no, no! Aah! 777 00:51:45,629 --> 00:51:47,802 My head of security. 778 00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:52,071 Couldn't stop three fuckups and a Chinaman with a pair of wire cutters. 779 00:51:52,669 --> 00:51:53,704 Unreal. 780 00:51:58,175 --> 00:51:59,745 Aw. Man. 781 00:52:00,410 --> 00:52:02,549 That's okay. I know it's scary. 782 00:52:02,712 --> 00:52:06,216 Hector. Run upstairs and grab a pair of sweatpants for Alan here. 783 00:52:06,850 --> 00:52:08,193 I'm a 44 slim. 784 00:52:08,785 --> 00:52:10,924 Can you bring me a few options? 785 00:52:11,955 --> 00:52:14,936 You found Chow once. Find him again. 786 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,365 And my gold. 787 00:52:17,427 --> 00:52:18,531 Wait. 788 00:52:18,695 --> 00:52:21,904 We don't even have a car. Chow stole my minivan. 789 00:52:22,065 --> 00:52:24,705 Take the limo. Hector has the keys. 790 00:52:24,868 --> 00:52:26,609 And get going. 791 00:52:27,304 --> 00:52:29,341 I'm killing Dougs today. 792 00:52:36,246 --> 00:52:38,590 - I never saw anyone get killed before. - Right? 793 00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:40,785 My God, that was so intense. 794 00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:43,830 I mean, he just fell and then he's dead. 795 00:52:43,987 --> 00:52:45,159 I feel sick. 796 00:52:45,322 --> 00:52:46,596 Me too. 797 00:52:46,823 --> 00:52:49,497 Well, maybe we should get some food, guys. 798 00:52:52,796 --> 00:52:55,538 What are we gonna do? We have no idea where Chow is. 799 00:52:55,699 --> 00:52:57,372 I don't know. 800 00:52:57,534 --> 00:52:59,912 He took your minivan. We could report it stolen... 801 00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:01,913 ...and then they could track him down? 802 00:53:02,505 --> 00:53:04,041 It's worth a shot. 803 00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:07,680 Oh, fuck! 804 00:53:07,844 --> 00:53:09,380 I left my phone in the minivan. 805 00:53:09,913 --> 00:53:12,985 Well, if you lost your phone, Phil, I have that Find My Phone app. 806 00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:15,151 We have bigger problems than that, Alan. 807 00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:17,855 No, wait, wait, wait. If your phone's in the minivan... 808 00:53:18,021 --> 00:53:20,661 ...and Chow has the minivan, then your phone's with Chow! 809 00:53:20,824 --> 00:53:23,600 You heard him. We have bigger problems than that, Stu. 810 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,740 Alan, give me your phone. Quick. 811 00:53:25,929 --> 00:53:27,806 - That's brilliant. - Yes. 812 00:53:28,098 --> 00:53:30,044 - Wait, what's your password? - "Hey Phil." 813 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,440 - Yeah? - No, that's it. 814 00:53:31,601 --> 00:53:32,841 - What? - That's my password. 815 00:53:33,003 --> 00:53:34,175 "Hey Phil." 816 00:53:36,706 --> 00:53:37,946 It is it. 817 00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:40,650 Phil gets it. 818 00:53:40,810 --> 00:53:43,484 Nothing worse than losing your phone. 819 00:53:44,214 --> 00:53:47,388 You just saw a man get murdered. Your brother-in-law is kidnapped. 820 00:53:47,550 --> 00:53:49,029 You sure there's nothing worse? 821 00:53:49,386 --> 00:53:50,990 You don't get it, Stu. 822 00:53:51,154 --> 00:53:54,863 You just don't get it, do you? 823 00:53:55,025 --> 00:53:57,801 I have over 60 apps on that phone. 824 00:53:57,961 --> 00:53:59,736 What if I lost my phone? 825 00:53:59,896 --> 00:54:03,434 Do you have any idea how much time and man-hours it would take... 826 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,307 ...to re-download those apps? 827 00:54:06,569 --> 00:54:09,573 You are right. I had not thought of that. Thank you. 828 00:54:09,739 --> 00:54:11,878 Oh, God, it's not always about you, Stu! 829 00:54:12,242 --> 00:54:13,949 It's locating. 830 00:54:16,513 --> 00:54:18,891 - Oh, God, of course. - What? 831 00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:20,690 Where is he? 832 00:54:22,852 --> 00:54:24,388 He's in fucking Vegas. 833 00:54:24,554 --> 00:54:27,034 - Shotgun. - Oh. 834 00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:31,539 Oh, no. 835 00:54:32,128 --> 00:54:33,732 Hey, Stu? 836 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,779 I don't enjoy talking to you that way. 837 00:54:39,936 --> 00:54:43,349 I don't know why you insist on making me blow my top. 838 00:54:43,707 --> 00:54:46,187 We've been on a lot of adventures together... 839 00:54:46,343 --> 00:54:48,721 ...but it seems like you haven't learned anything. 840 00:54:48,878 --> 00:54:50,255 Anything! 841 00:54:51,548 --> 00:54:52,686 You think on it. 842 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,491 I'll be in the limo. 843 00:54:57,454 --> 00:54:59,058 He's okay. 844 00:55:37,994 --> 00:55:42,067 Someone needs to burn this place to the ground. 845 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,004 I told myself I would never come back. 846 00:55:48,138 --> 00:55:49,845 Well, don't worry. 847 00:55:50,006 --> 00:55:52,043 It all ends tonight. 848 00:55:59,682 --> 00:56:02,663 It says 200 yards up on the right. 849 00:56:04,154 --> 00:56:06,259 And there it is. 850 00:56:06,423 --> 00:56:07,800 Amazing. 851 00:56:19,035 --> 00:56:20,844 Looks like he ditched it. 852 00:56:23,807 --> 00:56:25,548 - It's open. - No shit. 853 00:56:25,708 --> 00:56:27,312 Well, look around. 854 00:56:27,477 --> 00:56:29,718 Let's see if he left anything in here. 855 00:56:32,315 --> 00:56:35,125 - I found the Demerol. - Good. Keep it, we're gonna need it. 856 00:56:35,285 --> 00:56:38,698 I got my phone. No fucking keys, though. 857 00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:41,995 - Alan, anything? - No, not even the gold. 858 00:56:43,860 --> 00:56:47,501 - Why the fuck would Chow come down here? - I know, right? 859 00:56:48,131 --> 00:56:49,201 Why here? 860 00:56:51,167 --> 00:56:53,943 You can't match the pure strength and power... 861 00:56:54,103 --> 00:56:55,639 ...of John Cena! 862 00:56:56,206 --> 00:56:58,208 - Cena puts Punk down! - Oh! Ha, ha. 863 00:56:58,374 --> 00:56:59,785 Nice! 864 00:57:02,679 --> 00:57:04,955 Excuse me. Have you happened to see the driver... 865 00:57:05,114 --> 00:57:07,651 ...of that minivan that's out front? Short Asian guy? 866 00:57:07,817 --> 00:57:09,125 Yeah, they're all short. 867 00:57:09,285 --> 00:57:11,891 Ha, ha. That's so true. 868 00:57:12,055 --> 00:57:16,003 Right, but he may have been trying to pawn some gold. 869 00:57:16,359 --> 00:57:18,202 That would be my business, wouldn't it? 870 00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:21,436 I like your T-shirt. 871 00:57:24,801 --> 00:57:26,974 I saw that show at the Forum. 872 00:57:27,704 --> 00:57:29,547 He played "Captain Jack." 873 00:57:30,473 --> 00:57:32,316 Yeah, I heard that was legendary. 874 00:57:32,475 --> 00:57:33,920 Woman... 875 00:57:34,077 --> 00:57:35,750 ...you have no idea. 876 00:57:35,912 --> 00:57:37,448 Try me. 877 00:57:40,783 --> 00:57:44,424 Cassie, I'm hungry. I thought you ordered Chinese. 878 00:57:44,988 --> 00:57:46,433 Mom, I'm with a customer! 879 00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:49,399 - You'll eat when I say it's time to eat! - But the doctor... 880 00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:52,438 If you don't reverse that right now, there's gonna be hell to pay. 881 00:57:58,234 --> 00:57:59,440 She's rude. 882 00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:00,945 Thank you. 883 00:58:01,104 --> 00:58:03,311 Yeah, you hear that, Ma? Nobody likes you! 884 00:58:03,473 --> 00:58:04,747 Yeah, keep your mouth shut! 885 00:58:04,908 --> 00:58:06,444 Whoa. 886 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:09,889 You're smart. 887 00:58:18,254 --> 00:58:20,632 A Chinese guy came in here earlier. 888 00:58:20,790 --> 00:58:22,463 It was pretty weird. 889 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,468 He pawned a gold brick. 890 00:58:24,627 --> 00:58:27,130 The thing's worth 400 grand, he took 18,000. 891 00:58:27,297 --> 00:58:31,507 - Did he say where he was going? - I'm sorry, was I talking to you? 892 00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:39,009 He said he wanted three things: 893 00:58:39,175 --> 00:58:42,179 He wanted some girls, some guys and some bath salts. 894 00:58:42,345 --> 00:58:46,088 I gave him a card for an escort service and he took off. 895 00:58:48,785 --> 00:58:52,790 Pretty high-end, so good luck getting anything out of them. 896 00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:54,829 Thank you. 897 00:59:49,512 --> 00:59:51,048 We gotta go. We should go. 898 00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:52,921 - Yeah. - Yeah. 899 01:00:22,245 --> 01:00:24,247 I'll get it, I'll get it. I'll get it. 900 01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:41,798 Anything? 901 01:00:41,964 --> 01:00:43,443 No, I'm still on hold. 902 01:00:46,169 --> 01:00:48,445 Oh, look how happy this fucking guy is. 903 01:00:48,604 --> 01:00:52,313 Have you ever witnessed a moment with that much heat? 904 01:00:52,475 --> 01:00:54,546 I mean, white-hot heat, bro! 905 01:00:55,278 --> 01:00:56,518 No, it was pretty intense. 906 01:00:56,679 --> 01:00:57,783 Yeah! 907 01:00:58,681 --> 01:01:00,319 Yeah, it's actually an emergency. 908 01:01:00,483 --> 01:01:02,929 He has a thick Asian accent. 909 01:01:03,953 --> 01:01:05,455 I totally get it... 910 01:01:05,621 --> 01:01:08,500 ...but this is a highly unusual circumstance and... 911 01:01:09,759 --> 01:01:11,670 Okay. All right. 912 01:01:12,595 --> 01:01:13,665 It's an escort service. 913 01:01:13,830 --> 01:01:15,605 They're not gonna tell us shit. 914 01:01:20,903 --> 01:01:22,507 Maybe an escort would. 915 01:01:26,242 --> 01:01:29,451 - You still have her number? - Yeah, but... 916 01:01:29,612 --> 01:01:31,285 ...it'd be pretty awkward. 917 01:01:32,115 --> 01:01:33,924 It's all we got. 918 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:37,428 She smiled at me again, from inside the shop. 919 01:01:38,988 --> 01:01:42,265 Ha, ha. This is the best day of my life. 920 01:01:44,093 --> 01:01:45,401 Hey! 921 01:01:45,561 --> 01:01:47,404 Oh, my God, you guys. 922 01:01:47,563 --> 01:01:49,804 It's been so long. 923 01:01:49,999 --> 01:01:51,672 - Come in, come in. - Thank you. 924 01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:54,610 - You look great. - So do you! You're pregnant. 925 01:01:54,971 --> 01:01:56,075 I feel so fat. 926 01:01:56,239 --> 01:01:57,274 Oh, please. 927 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,080 Do you guys mind taking your shoes off? I'm a germ freak. 928 01:02:00,243 --> 01:02:01,586 - Yeah, sure. - Of course. 929 01:02:06,149 --> 01:02:07,184 Alan. 930 01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:09,387 Alan, what are you doing? 931 01:02:10,319 --> 01:02:11,491 Sorry. 932 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:14,597 - Wow, you have a great house. - Thank you. 933 01:02:14,757 --> 01:02:17,033 I got married a year ago to a surgeon. 934 01:02:17,193 --> 01:02:19,764 - Another doctor, can you believe it? - Another doctor. 935 01:02:19,962 --> 01:02:21,942 His name's Jeff. You guys would love him. 936 01:02:22,565 --> 01:02:24,340 Tyler, say hi to Mommy's friends. 937 01:02:24,801 --> 01:02:25,836 Hi. 938 01:02:26,002 --> 01:02:27,174 - Hey. - Hey. 939 01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:30,077 Wait, is that the baby? 940 01:02:30,239 --> 01:02:31,582 Yeah, time flies, huh? 941 01:02:31,774 --> 01:02:32,844 Wow. 942 01:02:33,009 --> 01:02:36,354 Jade is there a place we could talk that's a little bit more private? 943 01:02:36,512 --> 01:02:38,617 Let's go in the kitchen. You guys want coffee? 944 01:02:38,781 --> 01:02:39,919 Perfect. 945 01:02:43,352 --> 01:02:45,059 Hey. You coming? 946 01:02:45,221 --> 01:02:47,531 Is it okay if I go say hello to the little guy? 947 01:02:47,690 --> 01:02:49,294 Of course. 948 01:03:10,346 --> 01:03:11,381 Nice stuff. 949 01:03:11,948 --> 01:03:14,360 Thanks. Jeff bought it for me. 950 01:03:15,318 --> 01:03:17,525 Jeff. Who's that, your fake dad? 951 01:03:23,526 --> 01:03:24,869 Your name was Carlos once. 952 01:03:25,027 --> 01:03:26,563 Did you know that? 953 01:03:26,729 --> 01:03:27,901 No. 954 01:03:28,064 --> 01:03:29,543 Well, it was. 955 01:03:29,732 --> 01:03:32,178 And, frankly, it suits you better. 956 01:03:32,335 --> 01:03:33,439 Okay. 957 01:03:39,342 --> 01:03:41,151 Do you remember me? 958 01:03:42,111 --> 01:03:43,590 No. 959 01:03:49,152 --> 01:03:51,632 Are you my real dad? 960 01:03:58,695 --> 01:03:59,901 Yes. 961 01:04:00,063 --> 01:04:03,977 I don't know. You gotta understand, I've been out of that world a few years now. 962 01:04:04,134 --> 01:04:06,546 Yeah, of course. We totally get that. 963 01:04:06,703 --> 01:04:09,547 I mean, Jeff knows everything and he's cool, but... 964 01:04:09,706 --> 01:04:11,777 We're just asking if you can call around... 965 01:04:11,942 --> 01:04:14,286 ...just find out if anybody might know where he is. 966 01:04:15,646 --> 01:04:18,183 We could really use your help. 967 01:04:19,283 --> 01:04:22,127 You used to love it when I would carry you around. 968 01:04:22,286 --> 01:04:25,199 Sometimes I can still feel your little head on my chest. 969 01:04:29,326 --> 01:04:31,465 So do you like this new Jeff guy? 970 01:04:31,862 --> 01:04:33,569 Yeah, he's nice. 971 01:04:33,730 --> 01:04:36,609 My dad was nice too. We did everything together. 972 01:04:37,601 --> 01:04:39,740 He was my life partner, heh. 973 01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,983 I really let him down. 974 01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:51,148 Okay. Wow. 975 01:04:53,517 --> 01:04:57,226 Just trust me, you don't want to go over there, okay? Not this one. 976 01:04:57,387 --> 01:04:58,889 I love you too. 977 01:04:59,856 --> 01:05:01,836 She says there's this crazy Chinese guy... 978 01:05:01,992 --> 01:05:04,871 ...and he's holed up in the penthouse suite of Caesars Palace. 979 01:05:05,028 --> 01:05:07,736 There's girls going in and out, drugs everywhere... 980 01:05:07,898 --> 01:05:10,003 It sounds like a bad scene. 981 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,874 Hey, Alan? 982 01:05:12,336 --> 01:05:13,838 We gotta go. 983 01:05:17,007 --> 01:05:18,543 I gotta go, little man. 984 01:05:18,709 --> 01:05:20,518 It was great talking to you. 985 01:05:21,745 --> 01:05:23,053 High five. 986 01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:29,363 - It's great to see you. - You too, Jade. 987 01:05:29,519 --> 01:05:31,499 - Thanks so much for your help. - Yeah. 988 01:05:31,655 --> 01:05:33,191 That's a great kid you got there. 989 01:05:33,357 --> 01:05:34,802 He is the best. 990 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,232 Alan. 991 01:05:54,378 --> 01:05:56,483 Oh, hold on. I have something for you. 992 01:06:03,453 --> 01:06:04,488 Perfect. 993 01:06:04,654 --> 01:06:05,860 Oh, please. 994 01:06:06,023 --> 01:06:08,367 I'll see you around, Carlos. 995 01:06:12,429 --> 01:06:14,375 - Yeah. - We got him. 996 01:06:14,531 --> 01:06:17,341 - Great. Where is he? - Caesars Palace. 997 01:06:17,501 --> 01:06:19,913 Change of plans. Tell him we're going to Vegas. 998 01:06:20,470 --> 01:06:21,949 I'm on my way. 999 01:06:22,105 --> 01:06:23,812 There's a spot just outside of town. 1000 01:06:23,974 --> 01:06:26,784 I'll text you the details. Be there at 6 a.m. 1001 01:06:26,943 --> 01:06:29,048 And make sure the little fucker's tied up. 1002 01:06:29,212 --> 01:06:30,452 We don't have him. 1003 01:06:30,614 --> 01:06:32,355 Hey, Marshall, it's Phil. 1004 01:06:32,516 --> 01:06:33,688 Maybe Stu wasn't clear. 1005 01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,854 We don't actually have Chow, we just know where he is. 1006 01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:39,398 Yeah, and we were hoping that you and your guys... 1007 01:06:39,556 --> 01:06:43,504 - ...could go to Caesars and get him. - I don't give a fuck what you were hoping. 1008 01:06:43,660 --> 01:06:45,503 The deal is you bring Chow to me. 1009 01:06:45,662 --> 01:06:49,041 - Oh, fuck. - 6 a.m. Or your friend is dead. 1010 01:06:53,804 --> 01:06:54,976 Shit. 1011 01:07:00,377 --> 01:07:02,254 Oh, God. 1012 01:07:02,446 --> 01:07:04,084 This place gives me the chills. 1013 01:07:04,448 --> 01:07:06,155 I know, right? 1014 01:07:06,550 --> 01:07:08,655 It's great to be back. 1015 01:07:08,819 --> 01:07:11,299 - So many good memories. - Are you kidding me? 1016 01:07:11,655 --> 01:07:13,225 Okay, so here's the deal: 1017 01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:15,461 You need a key just to get onto his floor. 1018 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:18,731 And then once you're there, he's got security posted at the door. 1019 01:07:18,895 --> 01:07:20,397 It's ridiculous. 1020 01:07:20,564 --> 01:07:22,510 Let me guess, that's him? 1021 01:07:24,768 --> 01:07:27,442 Yep. The one with the strobe lights. 1022 01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:30,280 I got an idea. 1023 01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:33,517 But you're not gonna like it. 1024 01:07:35,378 --> 01:07:36,755 It's not gonna work. 1025 01:07:36,913 --> 01:07:38,688 Not with that fucking attitude. 1026 01:07:39,282 --> 01:07:41,888 You know this whole place is made out of marbles? 1027 01:07:46,923 --> 01:07:49,028 Come on. Go, go, go. 1028 01:07:53,663 --> 01:07:57,110 After we stick Chow, Alan and I are gonna take him down through the lobby. 1029 01:07:57,267 --> 01:08:00,771 Be waiting in valet. Engine running, ready to go. 1030 01:08:00,937 --> 01:08:02,610 Are you sure about this? 1031 01:08:02,772 --> 01:08:03,978 Give me the Demerol. 1032 01:08:05,542 --> 01:08:06,714 See you in 20 minutes. 1033 01:08:06,877 --> 01:08:07,981 - Hey, Phil? - Yeah? 1034 01:08:08,145 --> 01:08:09,180 Don't die. 1035 01:08:45,415 --> 01:08:46,689 All right. 1036 01:08:47,684 --> 01:08:48,992 Are you ready to do this? 1037 01:08:49,152 --> 01:08:50,631 Yeah. 1038 01:08:50,987 --> 01:08:52,523 Wait, what are we doing? 1039 01:08:58,195 --> 01:09:00,004 Holy shit. 1040 01:09:06,503 --> 01:09:07,743 We're gonna climb down... 1041 01:09:08,605 --> 01:09:11,745 ...and then it's about an 8-foot drop to the balcony. 1042 01:09:12,642 --> 01:09:14,519 - All right? - Yeah. 1043 01:09:21,384 --> 01:09:22,795 No, you spit in your own hand. 1044 01:09:23,386 --> 01:09:24,660 Oh, yeah. 1045 01:09:36,132 --> 01:09:37,941 Dry desert air. 1046 01:09:38,535 --> 01:09:41,072 - Alan, it's fine. You don't need it. - Okay. 1047 01:09:56,386 --> 01:09:57,763 Oh, God. 1048 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,506 - Unh! - Careful! 1049 01:10:08,198 --> 01:10:09,506 - Phil! - I'm all right. 1050 01:10:11,568 --> 01:10:12,911 I'm okay! 1051 01:10:13,670 --> 01:10:15,308 - Hey, Phil. - What's wrong? 1052 01:10:15,472 --> 01:10:16,610 Hold on a second. 1053 01:10:16,773 --> 01:10:18,081 - What? - Hold on! 1054 01:10:18,241 --> 01:10:20,448 Like, kick yourself out a little bit. 1055 01:10:20,610 --> 01:10:21,680 Alan. 1056 01:10:21,845 --> 01:10:23,222 - Stay still! - Alan! 1057 01:10:24,581 --> 01:10:25,651 Did you get it? 1058 01:10:25,815 --> 01:10:27,817 No. Hold on. 1059 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,591 Ha, that's cool, ha-ha-ha. 1060 01:10:39,529 --> 01:10:40,940 Oh! Fuck me! 1061 01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:44,536 Everything all right? 1062 01:10:45,602 --> 01:10:47,081 It's okay! 1063 01:10:47,237 --> 01:10:48,477 It's all right! 1064 01:10:48,672 --> 01:10:51,016 I got it! Whoa. 1065 01:10:54,878 --> 01:10:55,948 Are you okay? 1066 01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:09,361 Alan, it's your turn. 1067 01:11:14,197 --> 01:11:15,574 That's it. 1068 01:11:15,799 --> 01:11:17,301 Phil, I can't. I can't. 1069 01:11:17,467 --> 01:11:18,502 Come on. 1070 01:11:23,673 --> 01:11:25,152 Whoa! 1071 01:11:25,308 --> 01:11:26,582 Alan, you all right? 1072 01:11:26,743 --> 01:11:28,017 Phil, call Security! 1073 01:11:28,211 --> 01:11:31,158 - I think it's slipping! - Just hold on! 1074 01:11:31,614 --> 01:11:32,752 Oh! God! 1075 01:11:32,916 --> 01:11:34,918 - You need to calm down. - I'm slipping, Phil! 1076 01:11:37,253 --> 01:11:38,596 Oh! Fuck! 1077 01:11:40,023 --> 01:11:42,025 Oh, shit! You okay? 1078 01:11:42,225 --> 01:11:45,536 Help! 1079 01:11:49,265 --> 01:11:50,676 Oh, no. 1080 01:11:53,603 --> 01:11:55,276 I'm gonna die, Phil. 1081 01:11:55,438 --> 01:11:58,009 No, you're fine. Just... 1082 01:11:59,275 --> 01:12:00,948 Drop down to me. 1083 01:12:01,745 --> 01:12:02,780 No chance. 1084 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,016 I'm good up here. 1085 01:12:05,181 --> 01:12:07,889 Alan, you can do this. I'll catch you. 1086 01:12:10,019 --> 01:12:11,327 Just... 1087 01:12:12,756 --> 01:12:13,860 ...let go. 1088 01:12:22,465 --> 01:12:24,968 That's it. That's it. Just drop straight down. 1089 01:12:26,469 --> 01:12:27,641 But don't push off. 1090 01:12:28,571 --> 01:12:29,777 No! 1091 01:12:30,807 --> 01:12:32,582 - Oh, God! - Come here! 1092 01:12:35,078 --> 01:12:36,682 Holy fuck! 1093 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,154 You okay? 1094 01:12:38,314 --> 01:12:39,349 Yeah. 1095 01:12:39,516 --> 01:12:41,723 Shit. Oh, fuck. 1096 01:12:43,386 --> 01:12:44,990 I almost died, Phil. 1097 01:12:45,722 --> 01:12:49,329 Come on. I wasn't gonna let you go. You're my boy. 1098 01:12:49,926 --> 01:12:51,872 And you're my man. 1099 01:12:53,196 --> 01:12:55,176 Alan, what are you doing? Alan. 1100 01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,708 Okay. 1101 01:13:00,570 --> 01:13:02,550 Let's go get this fucker. 1102 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,430 Hey! 1103 01:13:26,029 --> 01:13:27,099 Have you seen my...? 1104 01:13:27,263 --> 01:13:28,401 Huh? 1105 01:13:54,757 --> 01:13:56,168 Phil! 1106 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,696 Motherfuckers! 1107 01:13:59,729 --> 01:14:00,799 Grab the gun! 1108 01:14:06,369 --> 01:14:08,076 - Oh, fuck! - Phil! 1109 01:14:08,238 --> 01:14:09,273 Oh. 1110 01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:10,918 Phil, you okay? 1111 01:14:12,408 --> 01:14:13,512 Chow! 1112 01:14:17,981 --> 01:14:19,016 Chow! 1113 01:14:20,617 --> 01:14:22,392 Chow, open the fucking door! 1114 01:14:23,019 --> 01:14:24,293 Fuck. 1115 01:14:32,629 --> 01:14:33,767 Chow, stop. 1116 01:14:33,930 --> 01:14:35,000 You motherfuckers! 1117 01:14:35,164 --> 01:14:38,338 Leslie, get down from there! Please! You're gonna hurt yourself! 1118 01:14:38,501 --> 01:14:39,946 Nothing hurts Chow. 1119 01:14:40,103 --> 01:14:42,014 I am invisible! 1120 01:14:42,805 --> 01:14:46,480 It's "invincible," and you're not. You're just out of your fucking mind. 1121 01:14:46,643 --> 01:14:48,816 Now get down from there before you die! 1122 01:14:48,978 --> 01:14:50,389 Die? 1123 01:14:50,547 --> 01:14:55,018 How do you kill what's already dead? Heh-heh-heh. 1124 01:14:55,785 --> 01:14:56,855 Oh, fuck! 1125 01:14:58,154 --> 01:14:59,997 Holy... 1126 01:15:02,091 --> 01:15:03,593 Woo-hoo! 1127 01:15:06,663 --> 01:15:08,336 - Hey. You okay? - No. 1128 01:15:08,498 --> 01:15:09,636 Look up. 1129 01:15:11,367 --> 01:15:13,347 What the fuck is that? 1130 01:15:13,503 --> 01:15:15,141 - That's Chow! - What? 1131 01:15:15,305 --> 01:15:16,750 Follow him. 1132 01:15:20,643 --> 01:15:22,145 Woo-hoo! 1133 01:15:22,979 --> 01:15:24,014 Whoo! 1134 01:15:25,949 --> 01:15:27,929 I love cocaine! 1135 01:15:29,686 --> 01:15:31,029 Out of the way! 1136 01:15:33,456 --> 01:15:34,594 How did this happen? 1137 01:15:34,757 --> 01:15:36,668 We had him trapped, and then he jumped! 1138 01:15:36,826 --> 01:15:38,396 He's out of his fucking mind! 1139 01:15:38,728 --> 01:15:41,038 I'm out of my fucking mind! 1140 01:15:44,233 --> 01:15:45,610 Wow. 1141 01:15:45,768 --> 01:15:49,614 So beautiful. 1142 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:53,315 Stu, do not lose him. 1143 01:15:53,476 --> 01:15:54,682 I'm trying. 1144 01:15:56,179 --> 01:15:57,624 Whoa! 1145 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:01,896 Oh, shit. 1146 01:16:02,151 --> 01:16:05,758 I believe I can fly. 1147 01:16:05,922 --> 01:16:10,268 I believe I can touch the sky. 1148 01:16:10,727 --> 01:16:14,937 Think about it every night and day. 1149 01:16:16,299 --> 01:16:18,905 We gotta pack up all this gold. We're taking it with us. 1150 01:16:19,068 --> 01:16:20,547 Talk to me, Stu. 1151 01:16:20,703 --> 01:16:22,148 I got him. 1152 01:16:22,305 --> 01:16:23,477 Ha, ha. I got him! 1153 01:16:24,007 --> 01:16:25,179 Oh, shit! 1154 01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:31,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1155 01:16:32,415 --> 01:16:33,894 Shit. 1156 01:16:35,018 --> 01:16:36,998 Fuck! I lost him! 1157 01:16:37,153 --> 01:16:39,258 Don't tell me that. You can't lose him! 1158 01:16:39,422 --> 01:16:41,902 This is so much harder than you realize, Phil. 1159 01:16:42,058 --> 01:16:43,628 I'm just a dentist! 1160 01:16:44,227 --> 01:16:47,470 No, Stu, you're a fucking doctor. Now go get him. 1161 01:16:53,336 --> 01:16:55,612 Where the fuck did he go? 1162 01:16:57,674 --> 01:16:59,654 Fuck me! 1163 01:16:59,809 --> 01:17:01,755 I should have thought this through! 1164 01:17:02,111 --> 01:17:03,181 Shit! 1165 01:17:04,547 --> 01:17:05,651 Move! 1166 01:17:07,517 --> 01:17:09,053 - Aah! - Stu? 1167 01:17:09,218 --> 01:17:11,391 - Chow? - Stop the fucking car! 1168 01:17:11,554 --> 01:17:14,535 - Stu. - I can't! The pedal is stuck! 1169 01:17:14,691 --> 01:17:15,931 - What? - Stu? 1170 01:17:18,561 --> 01:17:20,404 - I can't see! - Stop, motherfucker! 1171 01:17:20,997 --> 01:17:22,704 - Get off! - Pull over! 1172 01:17:22,865 --> 01:17:24,640 - It won't stop! - Aah! 1173 01:17:24,801 --> 01:17:26,474 Get off the car! 1174 01:17:26,636 --> 01:17:28,274 I can't see anything! 1175 01:17:28,438 --> 01:17:29,917 Ha-ha-ha. We're gonna die finally. 1176 01:17:41,350 --> 01:17:43,159 Holy shit. 1177 01:17:43,519 --> 01:17:45,123 Stu? Stu, what happened? 1178 01:17:46,522 --> 01:17:48,468 Stu, what's going on? 1179 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:51,404 We had an accident, and I think he's dead. 1180 01:17:51,594 --> 01:17:52,937 Wait, what? 1181 01:17:53,096 --> 01:17:55,167 I think I killed him. 1182 01:18:00,670 --> 01:18:02,206 Holy shit. 1183 01:18:05,742 --> 01:18:07,153 He's not moving. 1184 01:18:07,310 --> 01:18:08,914 Oh, fuck. 1185 01:18:11,848 --> 01:18:13,350 Mr. Chow? 1186 01:18:18,855 --> 01:18:20,232 Chow. 1187 01:18:23,860 --> 01:18:24,895 Stuart? 1188 01:18:25,895 --> 01:18:27,704 He's alive. He's okay. 1189 01:18:27,864 --> 01:18:29,002 Oh, great. 1190 01:18:29,165 --> 01:18:32,078 Put him in the limo and come get us. We'll meet you at valet. 1191 01:18:32,235 --> 01:18:33,543 Yeah, okay. 1192 01:18:34,637 --> 01:18:35,877 Stu. 1193 01:18:36,873 --> 01:18:38,546 That was some ride, huh, pal? 1194 01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:40,551 Yeah, it was pretty wild. 1195 01:18:40,777 --> 01:18:42,723 I can't feel my nuts. 1196 01:18:43,513 --> 01:18:46,221 Would you rub them and make sure they okay? 1197 01:18:47,917 --> 01:18:49,828 It's over, Leslie. 1198 01:18:55,191 --> 01:18:56,363 Wait. 1199 01:18:56,692 --> 01:18:58,535 Let's make a deal. 1200 01:18:59,228 --> 01:19:01,265 Want Chow to blow your dick? 1201 01:19:04,033 --> 01:19:05,376 Come on, Stu. 1202 01:19:07,436 --> 01:19:09,882 I could be a good wife to you. 1203 01:19:10,873 --> 01:19:12,875 - No more deals. - No, wait! 1204 01:19:29,992 --> 01:19:32,063 Let's put the bags in the back seat. 1205 01:19:32,228 --> 01:19:33,707 Trunk's full. 1206 01:19:48,978 --> 01:19:52,357 Hey, guys? I'm feeling better now. 1207 01:19:52,548 --> 01:19:55,961 All right, it's the next exit, then four miles straight into the desert. 1208 01:19:57,753 --> 01:20:01,565 Let me out, we split the gold four ways. Everyone wins. 1209 01:20:04,093 --> 01:20:06,300 Marshall gonna kill me! 1210 01:20:06,462 --> 01:20:08,373 My blood will be on your hands! 1211 01:20:09,165 --> 01:20:12,612 You want Chow's ghost haunting you for rest of your life, Stu? 1212 01:20:12,768 --> 01:20:15,180 Floating over you while you make fuck on your wife? 1213 01:20:15,338 --> 01:20:18,182 He's not gonna kill you, Chow! He just wants his gold back! 1214 01:20:18,341 --> 01:20:22,483 It's gone. I blew the first 20 million in Bangkok. 1215 01:20:22,645 --> 01:20:26,320 - That's why I had to get the other half. - Enough, Chow! It's over! 1216 01:20:26,482 --> 01:20:28,018 You motherfucker! 1217 01:20:28,184 --> 01:20:31,290 When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip out your fucking lungs! 1218 01:20:31,454 --> 01:20:34,435 You hear me? You're dead! You're all dead! 1219 01:20:36,893 --> 01:20:38,770 I didn't mean that. 1220 01:20:39,095 --> 01:20:41,405 Chow loses temper sometimes. 1221 01:20:41,564 --> 01:20:44,340 Please. I need help. 1222 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,740 I know that now. 1223 01:20:48,604 --> 01:20:49,776 That's the exit. 1224 01:21:10,559 --> 01:21:12,197 They're here. 1225 01:21:14,697 --> 01:21:17,143 Alan, they're coming, grab the last bag. 1226 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:18,938 Please, Alan. 1227 01:21:45,061 --> 01:21:46,131 Doug! 1228 01:21:46,295 --> 01:21:48,104 Step away from the bags. Let's go! 1229 01:21:53,302 --> 01:21:54,337 We good? 1230 01:21:54,503 --> 01:21:56,608 - It's all there. I promise. - Not exactly. 1231 01:21:56,772 --> 01:21:59,082 I'm still missing the original half. 1232 01:21:59,241 --> 01:22:03,951 But, no, that's all we have. Chow said he blew the other half in Bangkok. 1233 01:22:05,381 --> 01:22:06,724 Where is he? 1234 01:22:08,117 --> 01:22:09,596 He's in the trunk. 1235 01:22:11,454 --> 01:22:12,762 Deal's a deal. 1236 01:22:13,622 --> 01:22:15,829 - Doug. - Give me the keys. 1237 01:22:21,330 --> 01:22:22,809 What are you gonna do with Chow? 1238 01:22:23,232 --> 01:22:25,269 I just wanna talk to him. 1239 01:22:26,002 --> 01:22:27,208 Move. 1240 01:22:29,005 --> 01:22:30,382 You all right? 1241 01:22:35,077 --> 01:22:36,681 What the fuck? 1242 01:22:37,580 --> 01:22:39,719 End of conversation. 1243 01:22:40,816 --> 01:22:42,853 Why would you do that? 1244 01:22:43,119 --> 01:22:46,123 Leslie Chow is madness. 1245 01:22:46,355 --> 01:22:48,164 You don't talk to madness. 1246 01:22:48,324 --> 01:22:52,238 If you're lucky, you trap it in the trunk of your limo and you kill it. 1247 01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:56,036 You did a great thing tonight. 1248 01:22:56,265 --> 01:22:58,506 You should feel good about this. 1249 01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:07,053 What the fuck? You think this is a fucking game? 1250 01:23:07,943 --> 01:23:09,013 Don't, don't, don't! 1251 01:23:09,178 --> 01:23:10,486 Oh, shit! 1252 01:23:11,347 --> 01:23:13,258 Toodle-loo, motherfuckers. 1253 01:23:24,994 --> 01:23:26,098 Chow. 1254 01:23:27,530 --> 01:23:29,669 Chow. Chow, wait. 1255 01:23:29,832 --> 01:23:32,073 Oh, now you wanna talk, blue eyes? 1256 01:23:32,268 --> 01:23:34,270 No more silent treatment? 1257 01:23:34,437 --> 01:23:36,314 Leslie. No. 1258 01:23:36,705 --> 01:23:38,241 Stay out of this, fatty. 1259 01:23:40,509 --> 01:23:41,988 No, Leslie. 1260 01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:50,528 You shoot Phil, you gotta go through me. 1261 01:23:50,820 --> 01:23:51,992 What? 1262 01:23:59,495 --> 01:24:01,532 - Alan. - Quiet. 1263 01:24:01,697 --> 01:24:03,608 I'm in a stare-off. 1264 01:24:12,208 --> 01:24:13,744 Today you all live. 1265 01:24:14,810 --> 01:24:17,120 Because one of you was a friend. 1266 01:24:19,949 --> 01:24:21,895 Alan, what did you do? 1267 01:24:22,585 --> 01:24:25,759 I unlocked the latch between the back seat and the trunk. 1268 01:24:27,556 --> 01:24:29,467 And left him his gun? 1269 01:24:30,526 --> 01:24:32,597 Yeah, I didn't think it all the way through. 1270 01:24:33,062 --> 01:24:35,064 He gave Chow a fighting chance. 1271 01:24:36,765 --> 01:24:38,574 That's all I ever need. 1272 01:24:42,138 --> 01:24:43,446 Fat fuck. 1273 01:24:48,878 --> 01:24:50,186 It's never easy, is it? 1274 01:24:50,713 --> 01:24:52,283 No one wants to see that. 1275 01:24:52,748 --> 01:24:55,285 Except for me, but I was born bad. 1276 01:24:55,584 --> 01:24:57,860 Hold on. I have something for you. 1277 01:25:00,623 --> 01:25:01,727 For your loyalty. 1278 01:25:06,762 --> 01:25:10,209 - Oh, no, I don't want this, Mr. Chow. - Okay, give it back, then. Come on. 1279 01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:13,374 Quick! Before Stu smells it. 1280 01:25:14,470 --> 01:25:16,006 I don't want it either, Chow. 1281 01:25:16,172 --> 01:25:18,311 Oh, please. Like a squirrel doesn't want a nut. 1282 01:25:19,975 --> 01:25:22,649 It funny because he's Jewish. 1283 01:25:25,648 --> 01:25:27,127 Don't you get it? 1284 01:25:34,657 --> 01:25:36,295 Goddamn it. 1285 01:25:38,327 --> 01:25:41,467 Okay, go on. Get out of here, all of you. 1286 01:25:46,702 --> 01:25:49,979 Hey, chubster, I'll call you in a week. We'll get together. 1287 01:25:53,776 --> 01:25:57,349 No, Leslie, we can't be friends anymore. 1288 01:25:57,513 --> 01:25:58,583 What? 1289 01:25:59,815 --> 01:26:02,455 You're not good for me. It's not healthy. 1290 01:26:02,618 --> 01:26:05,531 Alan, you're not thinking straight. 1291 01:26:06,355 --> 01:26:07,857 Let's just talk tomorrow. 1292 01:26:08,924 --> 01:26:11,905 Leslie, you're one of the coolest and nicest guys I've ever met. 1293 01:26:12,061 --> 01:26:15,235 And you're smart and you're funny and everybody loves you. 1294 01:26:15,397 --> 01:26:17,274 Alan. What is this? 1295 01:26:19,068 --> 01:26:22,072 When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt. 1296 01:26:22,238 --> 01:26:25,219 Yeah, that's the point. It's funny. 1297 01:26:26,141 --> 01:26:29,418 Well, I've gotta make some changes in my life, and this is one of them. 1298 01:26:31,580 --> 01:26:33,059 I'm sorry. 1299 01:26:37,486 --> 01:26:39,261 Farewell, Leslie Chow. 1300 01:26:53,636 --> 01:26:55,343 You're cold as ice. 1301 01:26:57,473 --> 01:26:58,611 Shotgun. 1302 01:28:01,036 --> 01:28:02,879 Everybody okay? 1303 01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:06,019 Yeah. 1304 01:28:06,642 --> 01:28:08,849 Alan, you okay? 1305 01:28:09,678 --> 01:28:11,055 Yeah. 1306 01:28:14,316 --> 01:28:16,557 Good. Let's go home. 1307 01:28:34,370 --> 01:28:36,145 Jesus Christ. 1308 01:28:42,945 --> 01:28:44,515 You know what, guys? 1309 01:28:45,481 --> 01:28:48,553 You can go ahead without me. There's something I need to do. 1310 01:28:50,652 --> 01:28:52,632 Do you even know how to get home? 1311 01:28:54,823 --> 01:28:56,734 Of course I do. I'm a grown man. 1312 01:28:56,892 --> 01:28:58,530 I'll ask a stranger. 1313 01:29:02,631 --> 01:29:03,701 Good luck, Alan. 1314 01:29:06,301 --> 01:29:08,008 We'll see you soon. 1315 01:29:40,235 --> 01:29:43,182 Did you know that just a couple blocks from here... 1316 01:29:43,338 --> 01:29:46,342 ...there's a place that looks exactly like Paris, France? 1317 01:29:47,276 --> 01:29:50,985 I can't remember what it's called, but it's supposed to be magnificent. 1318 01:29:51,146 --> 01:29:53,956 It's called Paris Hotel and Casino, and it is magnificent. 1319 01:29:54,149 --> 01:29:55,219 Yeah, that's it. 1320 01:29:55,384 --> 01:29:58,422 Well, I'd like to take you to dinner there. Tonight. 1321 01:29:59,021 --> 01:30:01,092 Oh, sorry. No can do. 1322 01:30:01,957 --> 01:30:03,265 Oh, well... 1323 01:30:03,425 --> 01:30:05,632 I'm banned from the casino for life. 1324 01:30:05,794 --> 01:30:07,467 Plus 10 years. 1325 01:30:08,063 --> 01:30:10,942 I took Mom there for her birthday, played a little blackjack. 1326 01:30:11,099 --> 01:30:12,134 She split 10s. 1327 01:30:12,301 --> 01:30:14,338 - Oh. - I may have overreacted. 1328 01:30:14,503 --> 01:30:16,312 They said it was abuse of an elderly. 1329 01:30:16,472 --> 01:30:17,951 Ha, ha. I've done that. 1330 01:30:18,106 --> 01:30:20,279 Heh. Right? Whatever. 1331 01:30:20,976 --> 01:30:22,353 I can't go back there. 1332 01:30:25,981 --> 01:30:27,324 But, uh... 1333 01:30:27,483 --> 01:30:32,330 ...Golden Nugget has the best prime rib in town, if that's... 1334 01:30:34,756 --> 01:30:36,702 Well, that sounds glorious. 1335 01:30:37,626 --> 01:30:39,162 I'll send for you at 8:00. 1336 01:30:45,901 --> 01:30:47,539 Is that it? 1337 01:31:25,007 --> 01:31:27,248 I saw it once in a pornography. 1338 01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:28,886 Oh. 1339 01:31:29,177 --> 01:31:30,713 It's a nice gesture. 1340 01:31:30,879 --> 01:31:32,381 But maybe we should wait. 1341 01:31:32,881 --> 01:31:33,951 Oh. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 1342 01:31:41,356 --> 01:31:42,801 I'll see you at 8. 1343 01:32:07,816 --> 01:32:09,727 You look great, Alan. 1344 01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:13,130 What do you think? Hat or no hat? 1345 01:32:13,288 --> 01:32:14,528 Uh... 1346 01:32:14,690 --> 01:32:16,931 - Hat. For sure. - Oh, yeah. Okay. 1347 01:32:18,193 --> 01:32:20,332 Wow. Who's this guy? 1348 01:32:20,495 --> 01:32:22,668 The vest and the cane? I love it. 1349 01:32:22,831 --> 01:32:24,777 Thank you. Cassie picked it out for me. 1350 01:32:24,933 --> 01:32:26,412 You look like Mr. Peanut. 1351 01:32:26,568 --> 01:32:29,105 Yeah, I know, right? That's what I was going for. 1352 01:32:29,705 --> 01:32:31,946 - Maybe we'll just lose it. - Yeah. 1353 01:32:32,107 --> 01:32:35,111 Hey, Alan, I was just talking to Cassie. She's an amazing woman. 1354 01:32:35,310 --> 01:32:37,847 Oh, thank you for saying that. She is an amazing woman. 1355 01:32:38,013 --> 01:32:39,959 I find her much better than your wives. 1356 01:32:40,115 --> 01:32:41,355 Aw. That's sweet. 1357 01:32:41,516 --> 01:32:45,123 Which reminds me. Um, we need to talk. Doug? 1358 01:32:47,723 --> 01:32:49,396 All right, listen, fellas. 1359 01:32:49,558 --> 01:32:53,438 Now that I'm getting married, I'm gonna be spending a lot more time with Cassandra. 1360 01:32:53,595 --> 01:32:57,270 - Yeah. It's the way it should be. - No, you slow your roll, Phil, okay? 1361 01:32:57,432 --> 01:32:58,467 There's more. 1362 01:32:58,634 --> 01:33:00,614 And you're not gonna like this part. 1363 01:33:02,771 --> 01:33:06,583 I must resign from the wolf pack. 1364 01:33:09,478 --> 01:33:12,618 Wow, that's a big step, Alan. 1365 01:33:12,781 --> 01:33:13,816 I know. 1366 01:33:14,282 --> 01:33:16,228 But she's my soul mate. 1367 01:33:16,385 --> 01:33:18,194 And my new best friend. 1368 01:33:19,121 --> 01:33:21,624 Plus, she lets me mount her... 1369 01:33:22,057 --> 01:33:23,365 ...which relaxes me. 1370 01:33:23,558 --> 01:33:24,730 Oh, my God. 1371 01:33:24,893 --> 01:33:27,965 Alan, maybe never say that part again. 1372 01:33:28,130 --> 01:33:30,132 Chillax, Doug, we're all adults here. 1373 01:33:30,298 --> 01:33:32,744 I know you mount my sister. I've seen it. Many times. 1374 01:33:33,235 --> 01:33:34,612 What? 1375 01:33:35,137 --> 01:33:36,241 Alan, you are the best. 1376 01:33:36,405 --> 01:33:37,679 The point is: 1377 01:33:37,873 --> 01:33:39,147 You need to let me go. 1378 01:33:39,508 --> 01:33:40,919 You in particular. 1379 01:33:41,076 --> 01:33:42,749 I can't be your hero anymore. 1380 01:33:44,246 --> 01:33:46,157 Okay. Sure. 1381 01:33:51,987 --> 01:33:53,330 Having said all that... 1382 01:33:53,488 --> 01:33:56,526 ...I still would like to get together on Tuesdays for bowling... 1383 01:33:56,692 --> 01:33:59,866 ...and alternating Sundays for general horseplay. 1384 01:34:00,028 --> 01:34:02,838 - How about we play all that by ear? - Alan, it's time. 1385 01:34:02,998 --> 01:34:04,204 Here we go. 1386 01:34:04,766 --> 01:34:06,245 Ready? 1387 01:34:13,041 --> 01:34:14,315 I'm ready. 1388 01:36:01,917 --> 01:36:03,692 What the fuck? 1389 01:36:05,954 --> 01:36:06,989 Oh. 1390 01:36:15,263 --> 01:36:16,742 Oh, my God. 1391 01:36:17,232 --> 01:36:18,575 You guys. 1392 01:36:18,733 --> 01:36:21,111 We're so crazy. 1393 01:36:22,103 --> 01:36:25,516 I'm wearing women's underwear. Ha-ha-ha. 1394 01:36:25,674 --> 01:36:28,211 Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. 1395 01:36:28,743 --> 01:36:31,849 Stu, don't freak out, but you need to look down. 1396 01:36:32,948 --> 01:36:34,427 What? 1397 01:36:36,852 --> 01:36:38,490 Oh, my God! 1398 01:36:41,423 --> 01:36:43,835 - Ho-ho-ho. - Aah! 1399 01:36:45,827 --> 01:36:47,636 Oh, fuck! 1400 01:36:48,330 --> 01:36:50,503 I have boobies now! 1401 01:36:50,665 --> 01:36:51,700 Holy shit! 1402 01:36:51,867 --> 01:36:53,210 It's not funny! 1403 01:36:54,069 --> 01:36:56,276 Alan, what did you do? 1404 01:36:57,172 --> 01:36:58,981 What did you do, Alan? 1405 01:36:59,140 --> 01:37:00,619 The wedding cake. 1406 01:37:00,775 --> 01:37:02,015 It was from Leslie. 1407 01:37:03,879 --> 01:37:04,983 Oh, my God. 1408 01:37:05,146 --> 01:37:08,059 We had a sick night, bitches. Heh-heh-heh. 98575