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Science is a fragment
of.
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There is no bottle.
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We will never
submit to the glass.
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Sounds like the natives
are getting restless.
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Political incorrectness aside,
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this bottle is ready
to blow its load.
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Sexual incorrectness
aside, I beg to differ.
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Protests are a sign
of a healthy society,
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democracy at work by
shining the healing
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light of musical theater
on this brainiac problem.
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I believe Metropolis now
faces a very bright future.
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Everyone relax.
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No need for panic.
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Okay, time for panic.
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Thank God, y'all are safe.
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I just saw the office manager
eating one of the interns.
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Was it Jake or Tom?
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I don't know.
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Faith was gone.
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Damn it! The
cannibals got no face.
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Daddy, are we all gonna die?
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- No.
- Yes.
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My God, have I misjudged?
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Is it possible that the best
way to combat galactic evil
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is not through musical theater?
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Lex, you like?
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- I'm thinking of using it...
- To reupholster the throne.
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Brilliant idea, Lena.
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- Bold like you.
- Oh, Lex.
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Why didn't we have this
kind of relationship sooner?
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Because Lex is a dick.
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Harl, what are you doing?
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Pitting them against each other
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so we're not stuck in this
fucking bottle forever.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Horton Hears a Who
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the fuck do you think you're
talking about, Harley?
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Lex is my brother.
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Which is why he will
love my big new idea.
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Let's rename Metropolis
after the person in charge,
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Lena-opolis!
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Oh, my God, I love that.
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Well, what do you think, Lex?
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Well, maybe something
a little more punchy.
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- Like?
- Lex-opolis?
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You narcissistic...
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- You broke my train.
- You never stopped...
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Am I a genius or what?
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I'm going to go with "what"?
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Because they're gonna kill
us once they stop arguing.
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But until then, you can get us
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out of this bottle
with Frankette.
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Did you just see
that? She hates me.
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Because she thinks
you abandoned her
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and gave her to Lena.
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I didn't abandon her.
Lena stole her from me.
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She doesn't know that.
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Just make up with her,
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then get her to push the
bottle off the table.
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Okay, fine. I will try.
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Hey, Frankette, honey, look.
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It's Mommy. Hi.
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Can you come over
here for a second?
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Fuck you!
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Frankette, honey...
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I believe
Ivy is having trouble
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with her plant baby
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Yeah, because she's
doing it all wrong.
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Hey, Ivy, pretend
you don't love her.
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That'll get her attention.
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Mom, you can't withhold
love from a baby.
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Worked with you.
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Well, that explains a lot.
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Hey, Frankette, you know what?
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I don't love you anymore.
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Fuck you.
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That's it. Keep going, Ives.
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Yeah, well, you're a bad baby.
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All that banging has
got my juices flowing,
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if you know what I mean,
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you lean green sex machine.
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Mom, could you let
Dad's body get cold
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before you fuck the robot?
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Daddy named the company
LexCorp, not LenaCorp.
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Because I'm eldest boy.
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And Daddy's favorite.
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And the only one who
loves you is you.
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Apologize for that,
you bald piece of shit.
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- Apologize right now or I'll...
- Do nothing?
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Just like you've always done
while I've done everything.
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Everything.
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Yeah? Well, I'll
bet you everything
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I can make you apologize.
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I'll take that bet.
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What are you doing?
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So this is how it ends.
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Stuck in a bottle,
tiny, powerless.
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And me, let's face it, insane.
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Don't be so hard on
yourself, Brainy.
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You're just in a rut
like Harley and Ivy were.
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But now look at 'em.
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Yeah. I'm never gonna love you.
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Never!
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Almost there, Ives, keep going.
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We just need one more hit.
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You know what, Harley? She's
just, she hurt herself.
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I know, and I hate that.
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But we're all gonna be dead
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if she doesn't
break this bottle.
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I can't do it, Harley.
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It just isn't her
problem to solve.
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Frankette, honey.
Look. Choo Choos.
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Go play with those trains.
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Yeah. Go play with
the trains, baby girl.
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There you go.
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You're right. This isn't
Frankette's problem to solve.
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Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle, right?
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Yes. Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle.
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Mom! Mom! Get over here.
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We need your fast ass
your added weight
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That menopause is
good for something.
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Be right there.
Come on, Brainy.
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Let's break this glass
like a Jewish groom.
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But that will make such a mess.
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I hope the hell it does.
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Because the mess is the point.
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The mess is the point?
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Yes. What do you think life is?
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We're born, we eat, we
shit, and then we die.
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It's a great big mess.
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What a wonderful,
great big mess.
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The mess is the point?
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- Ha, there.
- There, what?
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What did you just do?
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Ship collision with Kalu.
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Sixteen Earth minutes.
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- Total destruction assured.
- You set the ship
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on a self-destruct course
just to make me apologize?
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And it sounds like you've
got 16 minutes to do it.
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You don't have the balls.
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Ha! I've waited my entire
life to get one up on you.
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You think I give a shit
about 16 more minutes?
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Get over here, Brainy.
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We need you.
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The mess is the point.
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- Hurry up!
- Help us.
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Just do it, Brainy.
Come on. For Mama?
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My God, have I been
wrong this whole time?
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I spent my life trying
to perfect everything
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when the mess was
the point all along.
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The mess is the point.
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Mom, you broke Brainiac.
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The mess is the point.
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What is the point?
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It's the mess!
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The mess is the point,
the mess is the point.
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No!
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Ship collision
with Kalu in 15 Earth minutes.
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Kill them.
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I do not know
if we will live or die,
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and yet my mouth is
trying to touch my ears.
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It's called a smile, Brainy.
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It's what happens when
you're having fun.
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Look out!
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Can you get me up there?
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I'd vine you but it's a little
like, non-organic in here...
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Except for...
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Whee!
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Ooh, those shoes look rich!
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Hey, Lena. This is for killing
Frank and stealing Frankette
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and making her think
I abandoned her.
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And this is for being
related to Lena.
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Get ready to get bigger.
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I feel like your
boobs got bigger.
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Huh. We gotta get
one of those rays.
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Damn, I was finally
at my goal weight.
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Ship collision
with Kalu, 14 Earth minutes.
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- What did that bitch just say?
- Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear, what? What are
you oh-dearing about?
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It appears that Lena
must have set the ship
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on a collision course
with my home planet, Kalu.
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Hey, wake up, Lena, and turn
off the self-destruct thingy.
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Gosh, you really knocked
her the fuck out.
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So did you. Wow.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Ship collision
with Kalu in 13 Earth minutes.
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Great. Now turn off
that self-destruct.
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So you and I can get turned
on, if you know what I mean.
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We
know what you mean.
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I can turn off the
self-destruct, but I will not.
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The old Brainiac would
have tried to fix the mess.
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But as Sharon pointed out,
the mess is the point.
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So I will not.
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- Thank you, Sharon.
- Thanks, Sharon.
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Ship collision
with Kalu, 12 Earth minutes.
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Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, God.
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Okay. Hey, Brainiac.
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Remember that musical about
yourself that you loved?
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Oh, indeed.
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It was as if I was looking
at myself in a mirror.
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Right. So I think you should
turn off the self-destruct
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just like you did at
the end of the musical.
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Did I? I have no
idea how it ends.
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Because, Frank, the plant got
killed during intermission.
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Yes, well, it ended
super great for Brainiac.
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Fix the all-of-us-are-gonna-die
thing, just like you did
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in the musical.
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I think you are lying.
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If you are telling the
truth, I will do as you ask.
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Let me speak to the playwright.
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Pretty
fancy word for Bane.
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I can't stop myself.
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I can't stop myself.
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Shark, calm down.
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I can't.
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Is there anything you can
do to control your son?
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There probably is,
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but I refuse to be a speed
bump to his creativity.
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He's going to Juilliard.
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Bane, Bane.
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He speaks.
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Holy shit. Was that...?
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You'd better answer him.
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Go for Bane.
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I would like to know how
Brainiac, The Tragedy of-
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The Musical, ends.
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- Tragically, of course.
- No! Not tragically.
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Because the brainiac character
turned off the self-destruct.
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Remember? Which is what
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this guy right
here promised to do
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but only if that's what he
did at the end of the musical.
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Which is why you need
to tell him that.
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So he saves our fucking lives,
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got it, Bane?
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Yeah, but that's not how it
ends. Remember the song...
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- Bane!
- Sing it, please.
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Abso-tukley!
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Shut up!
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I want to hear Bane.
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Let me hear them pipes.
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Power down!
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♪ My work here is dumb
It was a failure ♪
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♪ Perfection is not fun ♪
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Wait for it.
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♪ So power down ♪
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♪ You're fucked
up in every way ♪
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♪ Work, family, friends, you've
made made them rue the day ♪
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And here's where it gets happy.
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♪ So power down, you
metal piece of shit ♪
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Fuck! Do something, quick.
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♪ Down down then turn
that down all around ♪
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00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,378
♪ Because you got
more work to do ♪
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00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,714
♪ Like saving me and
Ivy and Frankette, too ♪
257
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- ♪ And Sharon ♪
- ♪ And Sharon ♪
258
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,552
Excuse me.
259
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,888
That is not how the song goes.
260
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,768
- Well, shit.
- Great job, Bane.
261
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,104
Well, that is the end.
262
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,190
It is, as Bane said, a tragedy.
263
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:44,995
Why, Coco, you have come to
see me off on my final journey.
264
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,206
Fuck! He's back to
the dead monkey.
265
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,253
Oh, and Vril, too.
266
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,172
You've grown. How
I have missed you.
267
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,758
Now the dead kid,
which only leaves...
268
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,428
Why, you came.
269
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,721
Which is more than I can say
270
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,597
for the last time
we shared files.
271
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,932
Hey, Brainy, focus.
272
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,101
- Hey, buddy, buddy!
- Focus on reality.
273
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,853
You hear me?
274
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:16,193
Let us all have dinner
once again as a family.
275
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,990
Father, did you notice that
I beat the Tetrominos game?
276
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,952
Indeed I did, and
I am very proud.
277
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,621
Even though I failed
the other times?
278
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,499
I am even more proud of those.
279
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,002
Perfection is boring.
280
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,130
I prefer a good old
mess, don't you?
281
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,301
- I love you, Father.
- And I you, son.
282
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,805
What is that, Coco?
283
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,142
Harley and the others
are in trouble?
284
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,643
Indeed they are.
285
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,105
Unlike us, they are fragile and
cannot live on only in memory.
286
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,732
You must help them, Father.
287
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,817
They helped you,
Did they not, Vril?
288
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,904
Yes, Father. Help them.
289
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,322
Well said, Coco.
290
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,408
You articulated it
better than I ever could.
291
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,826
I will be right back.
292
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:12,249
I left the table to tell
you there is an escape pod.
293
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667
Escape pod?
294
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,170
This will show you the way.
295
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,339
I have programmed
it to take you home.
296
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,925
Thank you for showing
me how it ends.
297
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,093
Well, let's go.
298
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,564
Good job grabbing all
those cities, Ivy.
299
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,857
You know, I had a little help.
300
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,858
You're very welcome, Ivy.
301
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,485
I meant Frankette.
302
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,791
Goodbye,
Harley Quinn.
303
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253
And goodbye to you, too.
304
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,047
I have enjoyed
our time together,
305
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,551
and the fact that it was short
makes it all the sweeter.
306
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,975
They are on their way.
307
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,686
And now I shall be on mine.
308
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,230
It is time to power down.
309
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,120
Home at last.
310
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,752
Shit. Where am I
gonna live now?
311
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,256
What? With your father gone, I
got to think about my future.
312
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,276
You girls don't want to
know a broad like me around.
313
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,595
Brainiac was my last hope for
someone to take care of me.
314
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,764
Mom, you don't need some
sugar robot to do that.
315
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,266
You'll come live with us.
316
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,350
Wait. What?
317
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,769
I accept. I'm living
with my daughter,
318
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,771
her husband-lady
and my grand plant.
319
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,440
Like I always wanted.
320
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,650
Ha ha, look at
that mouth on her.
321
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,193
She gets that from me.
322
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,447
Hey, I'm so sorry, baby.
323
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,491
I know that Mommy said some
really mean stuff before,
324
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,619
but I would never...
325
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,956
Oh, Frankette, I love you.
326
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,042
Love you.
327
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,299
Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
328
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,566
This is cool. I'm a spaceman.
329
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,489
How much air do you
think is in this body?
330
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,325
Not enough.
331
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:56,163
My God, I always thought
Harley Quinn was invincible.
332
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,667
What a shitty time to
find out I was wrong.
333
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,627
Wait a moment.
334
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,029
How's my little grand
plant doing that?
335
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,198
That's what plants do, Sharon.
336
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,617
- They make oxygen.
- Yeah, Mom.
337
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,704
Don't waste air with
stupid questions.
338
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,505
She can't do it anymore.
339
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,219
That's okay, sweetie.
340
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,975
This might be it, Ives.
341
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,621
Harley, what do you
want for dinner?
342
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,590
Well, we had Thai last night.
343
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,591
How about pizza?
344
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,426
Pizza's perfect.
345
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,054
Frankette, have
you ever had pizza?
346
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,973
Well, we're gonna
have pizza tonight.
347
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,767
- Pizza!
- Sound good, Mom?
348
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:44,146
Pizza sounds great, and
the company's even better.
349
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,149
I just never thought
it would end like this.
350
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,069
So far from home.
351
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,405
Well, my home is
wherever you are, peanut.
352
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,629
My Morse code is a little rusty,
353
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,298
but it sure is nice
to be needed again.
354
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,844
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
355
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,387
Fucking finally.
356
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,108
You better put that tongue
back in your mouth, young lady,
357
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,943
before I wash it out with soap.
358
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,236
Fuck you!
359
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,363
That's it. Where's the Dove?
360
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,367
We wouldn't be in
this digestive system
361
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,827
if it weren't for you.
362
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,871
You wouldn't even be
alive if Dad had bagged it
363
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,622
like I told him to.
364
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:29,793
Isn't it sweet how our kiddos
have become such close friends?
365
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,420
Wanna be boyfriend
and girlfriend?
366
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,547
Ew, can't stop my puke.
367
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,884
I think that's enough
of that talk for today.
368
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,138
Clark. I'm at a friend's
house right now.
369
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,682
I miss you, too.
370
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,226
Jesus, I'll be there
soon. Stop being so needy.
371
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,562
I just really thought
Lena and I had a chance.
372
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,564
I was even getting ready
to spring the question.
373
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,025
Wanna have a schmitz
and talk about it?
374
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,276
Not really.
375
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653
I was asking if that
was the question.
376
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,071
Yowza!
377
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,741
Hello, gents. I'm Batman.
378
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,826
You're not Batman.
379
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,578
I thought I had
that super serious,
380
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,414
gravelly voice down perfectly.
381
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,712
I absolutely love
your new old place.
382
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:18,217
Knowing Cyborg, man, this must
have cost you a a fortune.
383
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,384
Nah, it was a steal.
384
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,928
Yeah, she means that literally.
385
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,431
- We stole it from him.
- Everything old is new again.
386
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,769
My redampened clay and the
fresh spring in your steps.
387
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,355
I mean, he's right. Why did we
ever think we were in a rut?
388
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,607
We have everything.
389
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,902
Cheers!
390
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,906
Yeah, we sure do.
391
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,450
And also a beautiful new view.
392
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,953
Wait a minute. Was Metropolis
always right there?
393
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,454
You're welcome.
394
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,623
I mean, Supermen did a
lot of the heavy lifting,
395
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,709
but, you know, he needed
a little encouragement.
396
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,920
A little encouragement is
what they're gonna need
397
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,838
once he gets them
out of these bottles.
398
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,925
Can you imagine how psycho
they'll be after all this time?
399
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,426
Yeah. Too bad we don't have
400
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,096
a world class
psychiatrist to help them.
401
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,181
Sounds like we're
back in business.
402
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,933
Damn straight.
403
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,184
I love you so much, peanut.
404
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,644
I love you too, Ives.
405
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,481
So you want to go fuck shit up?
406
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,483
You had me at "Wanna go fuck?"
407
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,279
Let's go!
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