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[screams]
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Science is a fragment of
[indistinct].
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There is no bottle.
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We will never
submit to the glass.
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Sounds like the natives
are getting restless.
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Political incorrectness aside,
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this bottle is ready
to blow its load.
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Sexual incorrectness aside,
I beg to differ.
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Protests are a sign
of a healthy society,
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democracy at work
by shining the healing
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light of musical theater
on this brainiac problem.
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I believe Metropolis now faces
a very bright future.
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[rumbling]
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[gasping]
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[Bane] Everyone relax.
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No need for panic.
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[explosions]
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[Bane] Okay, time for panic.
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Thank God, y'all are safe.
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I just saw the office manager
eating one of the interns.
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Was it Jake or Tom?
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I don't know.
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Faith was gone.
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Damn it! The cannibals
got no face.
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Daddy, are we all gonna die?
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-No.
-Yes.
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My God, have I misjudged?
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Is it possible that the best
way to combat galactic evil
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is not through musical theater?
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Lex, you like?
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-I'm thinking of using it--
-To reupholster the throne.
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Brilliant idea, Lena.
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-Bold like you.
-Oh, Lex.
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Why didn't we have this
kind of relationship sooner?
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Because Lex is a dick.
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Harl, what are you doing?
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Pitting them against each other
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so we're not stuck
in this fucking bottle forever.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Horton Hears a Who
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the fuck do you think
you're talking about, Harley?
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Lex is my brother.
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Which is why he will love
my big new idea.
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Let's rename Metropolis
after the person in charge,
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Lena-opolis!
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Oh, my God, I love that.
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Well, what do you think, Lex?
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Well, maybe something
a little more punchy.
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-Like?
-Lex-opolis?
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You narcissistic--
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-You broke my train.
-You never stopped--
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Am I a genius or what?
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I'm going to go with "what"?
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Because they're gonna kill us
once they stop arguing.
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But until then, you can get us
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out of this bottle
with Frankette.
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Did you just see that?
She hates me.
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Because she thinks
you abandoned her
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and gave her to Lena.
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I didn't abandon her.
Lena stole her from me.
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She doesn't know that.
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Just make up with her,
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then get her to push
the bottle off the table.
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Okay, fine. I will try.
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Hey, Frankette, honey, look.
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It's Mommy. Hi.
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Can you come over here
for a second?
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Fuck you!
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[sighing]
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Frankette, honey...
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[Brainy] I believe Ivy
is having trouble
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with her plant baby
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Yeah, because she's
doing it all wrong.
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Hey, Ivy, pretend
you don't love her.
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That'll get her attention.
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Mom, you can't withhold
love from a baby.
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Worked with you.
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Well, that explains a lot.
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Hey, Frankette, you know what?
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I don't love you anymore.
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Fuck you.
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That's it. Keep going, Ives.
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Yeah, well, you're a bad baby.
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All that banging has got
my juices flowing,
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if you know what I mean,
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you lean green sex machine.
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Mom, could you let
Dad's body get cold
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before you fuck the robot?
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Daddy named the company
LexCorp, not LenaCorp.
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Because I'm eldest boy.
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And Daddy's favorite.
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And the only one
who loves you is you.
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Apologize for that,
you bald piece of shit.
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-Apologize right now or I'll--
-Do nothing?
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Just like you've always done
while I've done everything.
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Everything.
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Yeah? Well, I'll bet
you everything
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I can make you apologize.
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I'll take that bet.
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What are you doing?
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So this is how it ends.
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Stuck in a bottle,
tiny, powerless.
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And me, let's face it, insane.
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Don't be so hard
on yourself, Brainy.
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You're just in a rut
like Harley and Ivy were.
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But now look at 'em.
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Yeah. I'm never gonna love you.
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Never!
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Almost there, Ives, keep going.
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We just need one more hit.
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You know what, Harley?
She's just, she hurt herself.
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I know, and I hate that.
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But we're all gonna be dead
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if she doesn't
break this bottle.
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[sighs] I can't do it, Harley.
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It just isn't her problem
to solve.
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[train whistling]
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Frankette, honey.
Look. Choo Choos.
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Go play with those trains.
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Yeah. Go play with
the trains, baby girl.
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There you go.
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[laughing]
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You're right. This isn't
Frankette's problem to solve.
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Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle, right?
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Yes. Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle.
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Tip the bottle.
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Mom! Mom! Get over here.
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We need your fast ass
[stammering] your added weight
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That menopause
is good for something.
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Be right there.
Come on, Brainy.
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Let's break this glass
like a Jewish groom.
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But that will make such a mess.
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I hope the hell it does.
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Because the mess is the point.
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The mess is the point?
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Yes. What do you think life is?
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We're born, we eat, we shit,
and then we die.
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It's a great big mess.
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What a wonderful,
great big mess.
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The mess is the point?
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-Ha, there.
-There, what?
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What did you just do?
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[voice over pa system]
Ship collision with Kalu.
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Sixteen Earth minutes.
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-Total destruction assured.
-You set the ship
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on a self-destruct course
just to make me apologize?
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And it sounds like
you've got 16 minutes to do it.
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You don't have the balls.
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Ha! I've waited my entire life
to get one up on you.
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You think I give a shit
about 16 more minutes?
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Get over here, Brainy.
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We need you.
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The mess is the point.
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-Hurry up!
-Help us.
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Just do it, Brainy. Come on.
For Mama?
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My God, have I been
wrong this whole time?
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I spent my life
trying to perfect everything
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when the mess was
the point all along.
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[laughs hysterically]
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The mess is the point.
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Mom, you broke Brainiac.
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The mess is the point.
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What is the point?
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It's the mess!
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[all] The mess is the point,
the mess is the point.
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[slow-motion] No!
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[all screaming]
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[pa system] Ship collision with
Kalu in 15 Earth minutes.
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Kill them.
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[laughing] I do not know
if we will live or die,
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and yet my mouth is trying
to touch my ears.
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It's called a smile, Brainy.
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It's what happens when
you're having fun.
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Look out!
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Can you get me up there?
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I'd vine you but it's a little
like, non-organic in here...
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Except for...
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Whee!
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Ooh, those shoes look rich!
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Hey, Lena. This is for killing
Frank and stealing Frankette
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and making her think
I abandoned her.
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And this is for being
related to Lena.
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Get ready to get bigger.
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I feel like your boobs
got bigger.
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Huh. We gotta get
one of those rays.
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Damn, I was finally
at my goal weight.
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[pa system] Ship collision
with Kalu, 14 Earth minutes.
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-What did that bitch just say?
-Oh, dear.
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Oh, dear, what? What are you
oh-dearing about?
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It appears that Lena
must have set the ship
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on a collision course
with my home planet, Kalu.
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Hey, wake up, Lena, and turn
off the self-destruct thingy.
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Gosh, you really knocked her
the fuck out.
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So did you. Wow.
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Oh, fuck me.
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[pa system] Ship collision with
Kalu in 13 Earth minutes.
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Great. Now turn off
that self-destruct.
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So you and I can get turned on,
if you know what I mean.
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[Harley, Ivy] We know
what you mean.
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I can turn off the
self-destruct, but I will not.
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[all grumbling]
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The old Brainiac would have
tried to fix the mess.
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But as Sharon pointed out,
the mess is the point.
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So I will not.
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-Thank you, Sharon.
-Thanks, Sharon.
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[pa system] Ship collision with
Kalu, 12 Earth minutes.
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Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, God.
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Okay. Hey, Brainiac.
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Remember that musical
about yourself that you loved?
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Oh, indeed.
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It was as if I was looking
at myself in a mirror.
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Right. So I think you should
turn off the self-destruct
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just like you did
at the end of the musical.
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Did I? I have no
idea how it ends.
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Because, Frank, the plant
got killed during intermission.
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Yes, well, it ended
super great for Brainiac.
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Fix the all-of-us-are-gonna-die
thing, just like you did
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in the musical.
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[gasps]
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I think you are lying.
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If you are telling the truth,
I will do as you ask.
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Let me speak to the playwright.
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[snorts] Pretty fancy word
for Bane.
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I can't stop myself.
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I can't stop myself.
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Shark, calm down.
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I can't.
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Is there anything you can do
to control your son?
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There probably is,
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but I refuse to be
a speed bump to his creativity.
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He's going to Juilliard.
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Bane, Bane.
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He speaks.
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Holy shit. Was that...?
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You'd better answer him.
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Go for Bane.
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I would like to know how
Brainiac, The Tragedy of-
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The Musical, ends.
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-Tragically, of course.
-No! Not tragically.
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Because the brainiac character
turned off the self-destruct.
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Remember? Which is what
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this guy right here
promised to do
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but only if that's what he did
at the end of the musical.
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Which is why you
need to tell him that.
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So he saves our fucking lives,
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got it, Bane?
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Yeah, but that's not how
it ends. Remember the song--
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-Bane!
-Sing it, please.
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Abso-tukley!
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[vocalizing]
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Shut up!
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I want to hear Bane.
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00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,801
Let me hear them pipes.
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[vocalizing] Power down!
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00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:43,684
♪ My work here is dumb
It was a failure ♪
258
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,020
♪ Perfection is not fun ♪
259
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,313
Wait for it.
260
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,065
♪ So power down ♪
261
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,651
♪ You're fucked up
in every way ♪
262
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:57,865
♪ Work, family, friends, you've
made made them rue the day ♪
263
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,492
And here's where it gets happy.
264
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:03,704
♪ So power down,
you metal piece of shit ♪
265
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,289
Fuck! Do something, quick.
266
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,167
♪ Down down then turn
that down all around ♪
267
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,378
♪ Because you got
more work to do ♪
268
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,714
♪ Like saving me
and Ivy and Frankette, too ♪
269
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,176
-♪ And Sharon ♪
-♪ And Sharon ♪
270
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,552
Excuse me.
271
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,888
That is not how the song goes.
272
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,768
-Well, shit.
-Great job, Bane.
273
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,104
Well, that is the end.
274
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,190
It is, as Bane said, a tragedy.
275
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,112
[Coco chittering]
276
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,740
[Coco continues chittering]
277
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:44,995
Why, Coco, you have come to
see me off on my final journey.
278
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,206
Fuck! He's back
to the dead monkey.
279
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,253
Oh, and Vril, too.
280
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,172
You've grown.
How I have missed you.
281
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,758
Now the dead kid,
which only leaves...
282
00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,428
Why, you came.
283
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,721
Which is more than I can say
284
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,597
for the last time
we shared files.
285
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,932
Hey, Brainy, focus.
286
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,101
-Hey, buddy, buddy!
-Focus on reality.
287
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,853
You hear me?
288
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:16,193
Let us all have dinner
once again as a family.
289
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,990
Father, did you notice that I
beat the Tetrominos game?
290
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:24,952
Indeed I did,
and I am very proud.
291
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,621
Even though I failed
the other times?
292
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,499
I am even more proud of those.
293
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,002
Perfection is boring.
294
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,130
I prefer a good old mess,
don't you?
295
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,301
-I love you, Father.
-And I you, son.
296
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,887
[chittering]
297
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,805
What is that, Coco?
298
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,142
Harley and the others
are in trouble?
299
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,643
Indeed they are.
300
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,105
Unlike us, they are fragile and
cannot live on only in memory.
301
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,732
You must help them, Father.
302
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,817
They helped you,
Did they not, Vril?
303
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,904
-Yes, Father. Help them.
-[chittering]
304
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:01,322
Well said, Coco.
305
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,408
You articulated it better
than I ever could.
306
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,826
I will be right back.
307
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:12,249
I left the table to tell you
there is an escape pod.
308
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,667
Escape pod?
309
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,170
This will show you the way.
310
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,339
I have programmed it
to take you home.
311
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,925
Thank you for showing me
how it ends.
312
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,093
Well, let's go.
313
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,564
Good job grabbing
all those cities, Ivy.
314
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,857
You know, I had a little help.
315
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,858
You're very welcome, Ivy.
316
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,485
I meant Frankette.
317
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,791
[Brainiac] Goodbye,
Harley Quinn.
318
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253
And goodbye to you, too.
319
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,047
I have enjoyed
our time together,
320
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,551
and the fact that it was short
makes it all the sweeter.
321
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,975
They are on their way.
322
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,686
And now I shall be on mine.
323
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,230
It is time to power down.
324
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,120
Home at last.
325
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,752
Shit. Where am
I gonna live now?
326
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,256
What? With your father gone,
I got to think about my future.
327
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,258
You girls don't want to know
a broad like me around.
328
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,595
Brainiac was my last hope
for someone to take care of me.
329
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,764
Mom, you don't need
some sugar robot to do that.
330
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,266
You'll come live with us.
331
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,350
Wait. What?
332
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,769
I accept. I'm living
with my daughter,
333
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,771
her husband-lady
and my grand plant.
334
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,440
Like I always wanted.
335
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,650
Ha ha, look at
that mouth on her.
336
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,193
She gets that from me.
337
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,447
Hey, I'm so sorry, baby.
338
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:09,491
I know that Mommy said
some really mean stuff before,
339
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,619
but I would never...
340
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,956
Oh, Frankette, I love you.
341
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,042
Love you.
342
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:23,505
[alarm blaring]
343
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,299
Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
344
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,184
[alarm blaring]
345
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,478
[all exclaiming]
346
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,566
This is cool. I'm a spaceman.
347
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,485
[imitates gunshots]
348
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,489
How much air do you
think is in this body?
349
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,325
[sighing] Not enough.
350
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:56,163
My God, I always thought
Harley Quinn was invincible.
351
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,667
What a shitty time
to find out I was wrong.
352
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,627
Wait a moment.
353
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,048
[beeping]
354
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,010
[giggling]
355
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,513
[gasping]
356
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,485
[all gasping]
357
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,029
How's my little
grand plant doing that?
358
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,198
That's what plants do, Sharon.
359
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,617
-They make oxygen.
-Yeah, Mom.
360
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,704
Don't waste air
with stupid questions.
361
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,705
[both coughing]
362
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,505
She can't do it anymore.
363
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,219
That's okay, sweetie.
364
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,975
This might be it, Ives.
365
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,064
[alarm blaring]
366
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,621
Harley, what do you
want for dinner?
367
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,590
Well, we had Thai last night.
368
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,591
How about pizza?
369
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,426
Pizza's perfect.
370
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,054
Frankette, have you
ever had pizza?
371
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,973
Well, we're gonna
have pizza tonight.
372
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,767
-Pizza!
-Sound good, Mom?
373
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:44,146
Pizza sounds great,
and the company's even better.
374
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,149
I just never thought
it would end like this.
375
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,069
So far from home.
376
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,405
Well, my home is
wherever you are, peanut.
377
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,125
[exhales deeply]
378
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,002
[all gasping]
379
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,629
My Morse code
is a little rusty,
380
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,298
but it sure is nice
to be needed again.
381
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,844
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
382
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,387
Fucking finally.
383
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,516
[whooping, laughing]
384
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,108
You better put that tongue
back in your mouth, young lady,
385
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,943
before I wash it out with soap.
386
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,236
[blows raspberry] Fuck you!
387
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,363
That's it. Where's the Dove?
388
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,574
[burping]
389
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,367
We wouldn't be
in this digestive system
390
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,827
if it weren't for you.
391
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,871
You wouldn't even be alive
if Dad had bagged it
392
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,622
like I told him to.
393
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:29,793
Isn't it sweet how our kiddos
have become such close friends?
394
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,420
Wanna be boyfriend
and girlfriend?
395
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,547
Ew, can't stop my puke.
396
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,884
I think that's enough
of that talk for today.
397
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,138
Clark. I'm at a friend's
house right now.
398
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,682
I miss you, too.
399
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,226
Jesus, I'll be there soon.
Stop being so needy.
400
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,562
I just really thought
Lena and I had a chance.
401
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,564
I was even getting ready
to spring the question.
402
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,025
Wanna have a schmitz
and talk about it?
403
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:54,276
Not really.
404
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653
I was asking if that
was the question.
405
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,071
Yowza!
406
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,741
Hello, gents. I'm Batman.
407
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,826
You're not Batman.
408
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,578
I thought I had
that super serious,
409
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:07,414
gravelly voice down perfectly.
410
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:13,712
I absolutely love
your new old place.
411
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:18,217
Knowing Cyborg, man, this must
have cost you a a fortune.
412
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,384
Nah, it was a steal.
413
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,928
Yeah, she means that literally.
414
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,431
-We stole it from him.
-Everything old is new again.
415
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,769
My redampened clay and the
fresh spring in your steps.
416
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,355
I mean, he's right. Why did we
ever think we were in a rut?
417
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,607
We have everything.
418
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:34,608
[laughing]
419
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,902
-[all laughing]
-Cheers!
420
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,906
Yeah, we sure do.
421
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,450
And also a beautiful new view.
422
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,953
Wait a minute. Was Metropolis
always right there?
423
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,454
You're welcome.
424
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,623
I mean, Supermen did
a lot of the heavy lifting,
425
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,709
but, you know, he needed
a little encouragement.
426
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,920
A little encouragement
is what they're gonna need
427
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,838
once he gets them
out of these bottles.
428
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,925
Can you imagine how psycho
they'll be after all this time?
429
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,426
Yeah. Too bad we don't have
430
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,096
a world class psychiatrist
to help them.
431
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:06,181
Sounds like we're
back in business.
432
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,933
Damn straight.
433
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,184
I love you so much, peanut.
434
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,644
I love you too, Ives.
435
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,481
So you want to go fuck shit up?
436
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,483
You had me at "Wanna go fuck?"
437
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,279
Let's go!
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