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Welcome back to
the clippie awards,
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honoring the year's most
accomplished delivery boys.
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Our next category is
best newcomer on a bicycle.
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Good luck, Dwight.
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And the nominees are
Johnny Jensen from rent-a-cat,
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nezzbin zalgabarg, ten-minute
underwear, and Dwight Conrad, speedy wig.
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And the clippie goes to...
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Little Johnny Jensen!
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Don't feel bad, son.
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We couldn't be
more proud of you.
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Unless, of course,
you had won the award.
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Man, you're so lucky
to have your family here.
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The stupid professor
didn't even show up for me.
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I 'd just like to
thank my awesome parents.
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We love you, Johnny!
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Shh!
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Now, to get all serious.
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It's time to pay tribute
to the brave delivery boys
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who gave their lives this
past year in the line of duty.
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Gene tinker, bus.
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Charles Kiley, train.
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Mike pisarik, lion.
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They're on
the truck to heaven now.
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Up next, the award
for best delivery boy,
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newspaper, phone book,
or miscellaneous.
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Miscellaneous, that's me.
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The nominees are
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gene tinker, Charles Kiley,
Mike pisarik, and Philip j. Fry.
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And the clippie goes to...
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Philip j. Fry!
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Sign here.
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Wow! I'd like to thank the
academy of delivery sciences,
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my lovely robot, bender,
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and most of all, my dear
nephew, professor Farnsworth.
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He always has time for me,
whether it's sending me on a delivery,
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or just pulling me aside to
tell me I'm doing a bad job.
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And why? Because he's family, and
family is always there for each other.
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I'm sorry, but I can't keep
reading this tissue of lies.
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The truth is, professor
Farnsworth is a cold, heartless jerk!
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And the fish sticks were limp!
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Ooh. Hefty.
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You could really bash
in a skull with this thing.
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I know, right?
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What? Your awards show.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it,
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but I had a very good reason.
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Perhaps you'd favor us with it?
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My pleasure.
You see, I came down
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with a searing case
of "who-gives-a-crap?"
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I wish I had more
living relatives.
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What about the
professor's parents?
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They're still alive?
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Sure, they exhibit
all the telltale signs.
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Toenails growing, hearts pumping
fluid, the whole shmagoigle.
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So where do these fossils
live? In sedimentary rock?
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No. According to
his next of kin file,
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they live in a virtual retirement
home on the near-death star.
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I've been there. Let's boldly
go where we've gone before.
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Halt! Visitors are forbidden.
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Oh, really? Does that rule
apply to clippie winners?
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I'm sorry, sir. Go right in.
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That's Philip j. Fry!
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Ned and velma Farnsworth. 423,
shadybrook Lane. Let's hover-roll.
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Fry, you're so confident
and take-charge on this trip.
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It's kind of a turn-on.
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Not now, Leela. I'm
trying to meet old people.
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My god! It's full of geezers.
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Fry: Hey, why are they
hooked up like that?
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Is it some kind of craft-matic
adjustable death bed?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Their bodies are being
used to generate electricity.
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The idea came from an
old movie called the matrix.
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But wouldn't almost anything make
a better battery than a human body?
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Like a potato? Or a battery?
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Plus, no matter how much
energy they produced,
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it would take more energy
than that to keep them alive.
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I know, I know.
It sounds absurd.
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In fact, when the
matrix first came out,
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it seemed like
the single crummiest,
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laziest, most awful,
dimwitted idea
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in the entire history of science
fiction, but it turned out to be true.
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Who knew?
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Good work, writer of the matrix.
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Fry: This is it, room 1119.
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Aw! It's my relatives.
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I'm gonna call them
gram-gram and shabba-doo.
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They look just like you,
fry. Arms, legs, ugly.
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Too bad we can't visit
them in their virtual world.
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We can. Just moisten your heads
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and put on these
real-to-virtual adapter caps.
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Hmm, electricity plus
hats with wires on them.
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Are you sure this is safe?
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It's not just safe,
it's 40% safe.
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Bender is falling!
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Whoa!
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Told you it was safe.
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So this is my relatives'
virtual old-folks home?
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There's only one word for it.
Terrible. And also horrible.
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This is their room. They're
gonna be so excited to meet me.
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Hi. I'm your distant relative.
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Forget it, you flimflammer. I
can smell a scam a mile away.
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Reverse mortgages. Get
your reverse mortgages here.
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Come in, come in.
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So you're really
my grandson, huh?
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Well, it's not
quite that simple.
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See, I got frozen, and your son,
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professor Farnsworth, is my
great-great-great-great-great-great...
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Eh? What?
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Yep, I'm your
grandson all right.
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A grandson?
My, you're a big boy.
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What are you,
a junior in high school?
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Most recently, yes.
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Oh, you look so thin.
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Can I offer you some
virtual ham casserole?
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Sounds delicious.
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Mmm.
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Oh, nobody's eaten my
food like that in ages.
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I don't cook much since
we moved out of reality.
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And that's how I got
this scar above my eye.
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And this fork inside my lung.
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That's a doozy. Hey, look at
this. I can pull my thumb off.
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Stop, shabba-doo,
you're freaking me out.
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Don't let him getyournose.
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Oh, lord.
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It's so nice to have more family.
All I had was the professor,
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and he's kind of
crotchety and moldy.
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You should have seen him
when he was little.
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My golly, he was
crotchety and moldy.
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We miss him terribly,
but it sure has
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been nice spending
time with you.
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It gets lonely and
depressing around here,
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with no entertainment exceptthe
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Rigged bingo!
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Man: Prove it, loser!
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Well, we should get going. It
was great to meet you, though,
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and hear about how bursitis
transcends physical existence.
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Keep up with your studies, huh?
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What? Oh, god, I'm still here?
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I'll miss you guys!
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I don't think gram-gram likes that
place. And I know shabba-don't.
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I sure wish they
could come with us.
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Elder abuse! Elder abuse!
Elder abuse! Elder abuse!
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Elder abuse! Elder abuse!
Elder abuse! Elder abuse!
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Go it! Fastly!
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It won't start.
The batteries are dead.
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Oh, I'm about to lose
history's greatest life
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all because of some
useless old people.
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They're not useless.
They can cook ham casserole,
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and watch TV at incredible
volume, and they generate electricity.
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That's it!
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We can cut them off.
Turn left at Miriam feinberg.
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I meant feingold!
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It's so nice to meet
the professor's parents.
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I'm Dr. Zoidberg.
I'm very important.
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Hey, zoidberg, you forgot
to empty this trash can.
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Don't hit me!
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I bet the professor will
be thrilled to see you again.
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Oh, professor. Some special
old people are here for you.
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Are they my zombies from
hammacher schlemmer?
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Mama? Daddy?
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Hey, mddo!
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Leave me alone! I never
want to see you again!
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What crawled up his geritol?
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Well, to be honest,
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a few troubling things
did happen in our past.
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Lady, all of human history
happened in your past!
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Ah, let's not let those
dark days ruin our visit.
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Philip, what do you say we
go out today and live it up?
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"Live it up"? I'll be
surprised if you live it out!
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Whoo! You're on fire!
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Whoa! Looks like
you guys had fun.
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Did we ever!
Gram-gram fell down at the
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ice cream store and
we got free ice cream!
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Now let's all go take a nap!
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Professor, Amy and I
are concerned that... oh!
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Aw, what's wrong?
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I just want my parents to
love me. God, how I hate them!
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Of course they love you!
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Not like they love fry! They
never played with me like that.
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They were always "too
tired." Oh, what awful parents!
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Come closer. I'll tell
you the whole story.
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Tell you what. Let's get an
opaque bubble layer going.
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Okay, go.
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It all started
a century and a half ago.
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I had a perfectly normal
adolescence in new New York.
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But my parents were simple
hedge fund managers
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who couldn't appreciate
my interest in science.
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Mom, dad, look what I made!
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That's wonderful, dear.
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Here you go, squeakers.
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I was accepted to
mit at the age of 14,
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but my parents crushed my
dreams like a discarded frog head.
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Honey, I'm afraid
we can't let you go.
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You're just not emotionally
mature enough for college yet.
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"Not mature enough..."
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Worried that city
life was filling my head
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with an unhealthy
respect for education,
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my parents moved us
to a peaceful farm.
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I think that's sweet.
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Oh, shut up!
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You're all I have left,
squeakers.
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Oh, god, I hated that place. My
parents kept me there for years.
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So when I finally ran away, I
vowed never to speak to them again!
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That's a really sad and
long story, professor.
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But you'll never get over this
unless you go to your parents now
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and tell them
honestly how you feel.
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You're right. I will.
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Oh, I hate you,
I hate you, I hate you!
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You ruined my life! Goodbye!
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That is one crazy,
uncircumcised old man.
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I almost headed off the
professor at the east river,
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but the wind
caught his skin flaps
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and sent him parasailing
over the queensboro bridge.
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Why would he go to queens?
He doesn't need tires.
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Our old farm was in queens.
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He must've gone back there
to defile it with his nudity!
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Come on, hurry!
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Why are you so eager
to find the professor, fry?
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Aren't you mad at him?
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Of course I'm mad.
That's been established.
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I just want to find him for
gram-gram and shabba-doo's sake.
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Who?
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Faster, faster!
Okay, stop short!
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There's the old place.
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Hasn't changed a bit.
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Put on your glasses, sweetie.
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I hear something.
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It's the professor.
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Yes, everyone look at the freak.
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His parents didn't love
him, so they kept him here,
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100 miles from the nearest
microscope!
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Why? Why?
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He deserves the truth, velma. I
think he's old enough to handle it.
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Cupcake, we never told you
this, but you had an older brother.
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Gram-gram: In many ways,
he was like you.
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He loved science and was
desperate to go to college.
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He even looked
a little like you.
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But the sad fact was...
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Oh, how can I
put this delicately?
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He was a crazy-ass nut job!
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Thank you, ned. But so what?
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He was our crazy-ass
nut job, and we loved him.
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00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,669
Gram-g ram: Every night, the
poor boy had terrors in his sleep.
243
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,464
His pajamas would
be soaked with sweat.
244
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,883
Yeah, sweat. Right.
245
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,886
Gram-gram: We'd stay
at his bedside all night.
246
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,473
And whenever he'd start
moaning and sweating his pants,
247
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,267
we'd read to him
from his favorite book.
248
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:45,690
Eighty-one, thallium. Eighty-two,
lead. Eighty-three, bismuth.
249
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,319
Shabba-doo: The poor little psycho
never could've survived on his own.
250
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,905
So we kept him on the
farm as long as we could.
251
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,242
Gram-gram:
But one night, he ran away,
252
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,994
taking nothing but
the clothes on his back.
253
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:01,957
Whoa!
254
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,674
Gram-gram: He was admitted
to a prestigious institution.
255
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,343
A mental institution!
256
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:18,682
Shabba-doo: Got himself a full wackademic
scholarship. And we never saw him again.
257
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,185
We couldn't let you end
up like your older brother.
258
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,771
That's why we
kept you on the farm,
259
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,275
and helped you get your online
doctorate in rodeo studies.
260
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,360
Rodeo studies?
261
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:33,029
We did it out of
love for you, Floyd.
262
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,992
Floyd? Who the hell's
Floyd? I'm Hubert!
263
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,161
You're Hubert?
The older brother?
264
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,708
But we thought you
were still in an institution!
265
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,503
Oh, no, no.
I was out within 25 years.
266
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,464
It felt like a minute
compared to grad school.
267
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,552
Oh, hubie, we're so
happy to see you again.
268
00:18:55,635 --> 00:19:00,181
Wait. Was all that true? Did you
really sit up with me every night?
269
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,808
You bet, sport.
270
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,853
That's why we were always
too tired to play with you.
271
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,105
I'm so sorry we
never got the chance.
272
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:12,360
Oh, mama! Daddy!
273
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,739
Ahem!
274
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:21,536
Ah, this may not be the best
time, but a couple years ago,
275
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,330
a homeless rodeo
clown named Floyd
276
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:25,165
came to the door
claiming he was...
277
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,418
Bendefl why do you always
have to be the center of attention?
278
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,928
You're sure you want to go
back to the near-death star?
279
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:43,224
My, yes. Our muscles
are sore, our bones ache.
280
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,976
My damn skin even hurts.
281
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,687
It's no dream house,
but we get fed through
282
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,482
our spines and
the rent is reasonable.
283
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,696
Don't worry. I'll come
back and visit sometime.
284
00:19:56,780 --> 00:20:00,909
How about December, when they
inject the holidays into our brains?
285
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,952
That sounds nice, gram-gram.
286
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,498
Well, son, I guess
this is goodbye again.
287
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,791
Not quite yet.
288
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,795
I took the Liberty of reprogramming
your retirement simulation.
289
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,424
Why don't I come in for a
moment and show you around?
290
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,229
Good virtual god!
It's our old farm.
291
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,106
It's beautiful.
292
00:20:31,189 --> 00:20:35,068
Appearances. Just a simple
matter of appearances.
293
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,486
Speaking of which...
294
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:45,328
My boy! My beautiful boy!
295
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,082
One last chance to play,
if you're not too tired.
296
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,252
Not too tired to chase you,
you cute little nutjob!
297
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,586
Come on, velma.
298
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,921
Someone needs tickles!
299
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,424
I'm gonna get you! Here I come!
300
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,009
I almost got you!
Come here, you.
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