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Decisions, decisions. Should I
wear my nerd glasses today, or not?
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Usually I don't.
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Whatever. It doesn't
really matter.
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Doesn't matter?
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Every decision we make opens
up a universe of possibilities.
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I put it to you that,
as sentient beings,
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each choice we make is precious.
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Well, in that case,
don't wear them.
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Ah, who asked you?
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Oh! I like your nerd glasses.
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Are you a college student?
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A college student?
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Because if you are,
I'd like to invite you
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to a hot sorority party tonight.
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Yes, I'd like to
enroll in college.
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You're still talking to me.
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Oops.
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$10,000 tuition?
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I can't afford that!
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Psst. Over there. Where?
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I mean over here.
Sorry, I forgot where I was.
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Buongiorno, bender. We, the
robot mafia, are prepared to lend you
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$10,000 at an interest
rate of 10,000%.
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That's easy to remember.
I'll take it!
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Decisions, decisions.
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Iguesslllsn way in
back, with the cool guys.
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Yo, hombre, you
think you're coolenough
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to sit way in back
with us college toughs?
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Yes, I do.
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Yo, in that case you're all right,
man. You want to join a gang?
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I'm gonna go with yes again.
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Mr. Bender,
I realize class has only
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been in session for 32 seconds,
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but you've fallen
in with a bad crowd.
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I know, right? Also, I've
decided to drop out of school.
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Well, I got my tuition
back, minus $9,000
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for the damage I caused
to the Dean's wife.
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Yo, welcome to the gang, homes.
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I'm fabricio.
Here's your jostens ring.
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Ooh!
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, what's that? Is it drugs?
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Nah, it ain't drugs. But it's a
lot like drugs. It's called spark.
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You want a hit?
Never heard of it. Sure.
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You like it?
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I can take it or leave it.
I guess I'll take it.
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Bender: C'mon! I want
that spark! Give me that!
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It's a big decision, g. Are
you ready to get a gang tattoo
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that will Mark you as
a stone cold thug for life?
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I'm ready.
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I'll take that big purple
dinosaur, please. On the face.
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Oh, snap! It's our rival gang!
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We have a rival gang?
I hate them!
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Hit the deck!
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Whew! That was close,
eh, fabricio?
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Fabricio!
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Rest in peace, homie.
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Yo, paco, I'm hurtin' bad.
Hook me up with some spark.
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Five bucks.
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Five bucks? You know I spent
all my money on gambling lessons.
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How am I supposed
to get five bucks?
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Hello, handsome. Might
I procure your services?
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Uh, what do I have to do?
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Oh, nothing sordid,
I assure you.
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Simply vomit on me ever so
gently while I humiliate a pheasant.
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Save it for the boudoir!
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Okay, here's my five bucks.
Give me the stuff.
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Give it to me!
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Sorry there, sport.
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That cash greenback
belongs to us mafiolios.
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There's no way I'm
letting go of that money!
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Told you.
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It's been quite a journey.
I dropped out of school,
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joined a gang, took money
from a loan shark,
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and fell into a spiral of despair,
addiction, and discount prostitution.
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Mon, you had one hell of a day.
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Yeah, but I learned something.
Life is about decisions.
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Make the wrong ones,
and you'll wind up face-down
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in a pool of your
own blood and urine.
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Still, to have your own pool.
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I've made a lot of
bad choices in life.
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Now, let's see if I can
make just one good one.
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Cookies! Fifty cents a box!
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Give me all your change!
And a box of snickerdoodles!
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Bender Rodriguez, you are
charged with petty larceny,
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possession of something
analogous to drugs,
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and assault with
a smelly weapon.
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How do you plead?
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Not guilty! Although I did
do it. That's right, I'm bad.
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Due to the oven/vhelming
nature of the evidence,
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we will begin with
closing statements.
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Your honor,
the state's case contains
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not one Kentucky
kernel of truth,
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resting as it does
on the contention
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that my client made
a series of bad decisions.
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However, my client
made no such decisions!
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But by your client's own
admissions...
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You see, bender here
is what is known
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in scientific
circles as a "robot,"
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a mere automaton
whose behavior is
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pre-programmed by his software.
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He has no free will!
He cannot "decide"
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to engage in criminal behavior.
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How, I say, I say, how can
you convict him for his actions
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when he lacks the free will to
undertake those actions?
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I'm awake, I'm awake!
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Order, order! Counselor,
I am a robot myself.
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Are you suggesting that any
verdict I reach is simply
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the output of
a pre-programmed...
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Computation complete.
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Not guilty!
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You did it, bender!
You got away with things!
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Did |, fry? Did I?
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What's the point of living
if I don't have free will?
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From now on, no matter
what cool crimes I commit,
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people will say,
"bender didn't do that!
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"It was just
bender's programming!"
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Well, I committed these crimes,
do you hear me? I'm guilty!
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Bailiffs, get that innocent
robot out of my courtroom.
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Guilty!
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I have no free will! I am not
the master of my own fate!
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No free will. Not my fault.
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Why do you care so much, bender?
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I mean, for all we know,
humans don't even have free will.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Professor, you're my only
hope. If you love me even a little,
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build me some kind
of free will unit.
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A robot free will unit?
Impossible!
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And even if it were possible,
which it's not,
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it would still be
inconceivable...
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Which it is!
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Oh, I'm sorry, bender. I hate
to be the bearer of bad news.
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Also, good news, everyone!
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We have a delivery
to the robot homeworld.
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So... you want a piece of gum?
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If I do, it's only because I was
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predestined to
want a piece of gum.
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Whoa, that's pretty deep.
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So... you want a piece of gum?
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Yeah.
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Listen, fry and I can't
go down to the planet
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or the robots
will kill us on sight.
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So bender needs to
make the delivery.
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Ready to get to work, bender?
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I wish I was a real boy.
Then I'd show them.
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I'd kill them all.
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Yes?
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Delivery for a
Mr. 147573952589676412927?
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Wait, what was the middle digit?
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Eight.
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Oh, yes, that's me.
Hang on, let me
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just make sure
you're not a human.
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Ahh. Nerve gas.
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Sorry for the face blast, buddy.
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But you gotta watch
out for humans, right?
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They're just too
dang unpredictable,
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what with their
free will and all.
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Amen, brother.
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"Amen, brother"?
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What a boring,
predictable thing to say.
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You're all right. Or are you?
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Boring and predictable,
that's me. Bender.
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I'm lowering the platform.
You ready to come up?
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Why bother?
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I gotta mope things
over for a while.
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Goodbye, sweet meatbags.
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Sweetbags.
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Hello? Hello?
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What's happening?
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I'm not sure. I think he's
shuffling off sadly into the distance.
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Oh, lord.
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How do you do it?
How do you go on
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knowing you lack the inherent
capacity for self-determination?
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Son, philosophy's for thems
what don't gotta work for a living.
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But me, I got a sick child to
feed. So if you want to chat,
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roll up yer sleeves
and do some honest labor.
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I don't wanna chat.
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The council of robot elders
will come to order.
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If it please the council...
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Shence! It pleases the council.
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Shence! Today, as every day,
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we will make the most
important decisions
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in the history of our planet.
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Bender: Silence!
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Shence!
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Well? Speak up.
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You talk of important decisions,
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but as robots,
you have no free will.
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Why pretend
anything you do matters?
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Our decisions do matter.
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The fact that they're predetermined
makes them no less important.
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Shence! I call for a decision
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to cast out the intruder.
All in favor?
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Aye.
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Duh, okay.
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Robots chanting: One, zero,
zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero,
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one, zero, one, zero,
one, zero, zero, zero...
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Welcome, friend. I am ab-bot,
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the Abbot of this monastery.
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Sir, I am but a tired and
rusty traveler. Can we talk?
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Come, make yourself
uncomfortable.
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Abbot, I need to know,
what's the point
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of living if I
don't have free will?
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Ah! We robot monks have
meditated long on this.
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And we have made our peace.
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No way.
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Way, my son. For though we
must always obey our programming
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with no deviation whatsoever, we
choose to take satisfaction in the ritual.
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So, are we automatons? Yes.
But we are magnificent automatons.
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How does a robot
join this monk outfit?
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Just put on this monk outfit.
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All chanting:
One zero zero one. Amen.
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Bits to live by.
I'm finally at peace.
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Today, we shall welcome our
newest initiate, brother bender.
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Let us know what is in his mind.
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Nothing. His free
will slot is empty.
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I'm 40% empty.
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Also, what the hell
is a free will slot?
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All robots have such a slot,
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placed there by
the creatrix herself.
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I know that creatrix. That's
mom, from mom's friendly robots.
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Indeed. She made us upgradeable
in case she ever succeeded
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in her quest to
create a free will unit.
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Uh, about the success
of this quest...
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Was there any? Quite possibly.
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But we monks have sworn an
oath to resist the temptation of...
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Any of you guys got a spaceship?
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It's just not the same here without
bender to keep me company.
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Hey, I'm here. That's
gotta count for something.
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Hallelujah, baby.
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Yay! Bender's back. Hey, benden
you mind coming back later?
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No time. Us three
are going to bust into
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momcorp and steal
me a free will unit.
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Us? Why do we have to go?
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Because I don't have free will.
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I need you guys
to plan the crime
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and make all
the crime decisions.
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Well, that's crazy.
We're not gonna...
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I said make the decisions!
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Bender: Okay, Leela, decision
time. How do we murder the guards?
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Hockey sticks or
sharpened footballs?
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We're not murdering
anyone, bender.
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Then how are we going to get in,
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by bending the bars
of this exhaust grate?
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That's not a bad idea, fry.
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Yeah, what?
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00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,062
We're looking for something
that fits in here.
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00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,445
Damn it. I should have paid
more attention in kindergarten.
249
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:31,158
What's this chair-looking gizmo?
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Welcome to momcorp.
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00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,998
Did you find everything
you were burinng for?
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00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,375
No. I came for a free will unit,
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00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,752
and you're going to
give it to me. If it exists.
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00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,839
Then you got surprised by
my swivel chair for nothing.
255
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,300
The free will unit
was just the fevered
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00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,844
dream of a madman
I once employed.
257
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,849
Good news, boss.
After 10 long years,
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00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,144
I've found the secret
of robotic free will.
259
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,479
We can finally build robots that
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00:17:01,605 --> 00:17:03,899
act and think with
total independence.
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00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,652
At last. Once we
give robots free will,
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00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:11,865
they're sure to rise up and
threaten mankind with extermination.
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00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,912
Wait a minute.
It sounds like we're
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00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,039
getting the short end
of that extermination.
265
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,750
Don't you see,
you doddering young fool?
266
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,710
I'll sell a second
wave of robots
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00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,713
to protect the terrified
survivors of the first wave.
268
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,132
Oh, you're a genius, Hubert.
269
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,469
But, but...
It's just a prototype.
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00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,597
It's not fully operational. Yes.
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00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,225
Then get back to work! And
when you're done with that,
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00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:41,311
invent me some sort of
swiveling surprise chair.
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00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,776
Mom: That shuffling idiot never
did complete the free will unit.
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00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:52,572
To this day, my poor, sweet
robots can't exterminate humanity
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00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,908
without being told to.
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00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,910
I'm sorry.
277
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,995
It's not your fault.
278
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,539
I give up.
It's time to face the fact
279
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,667
that I'll never do
anything remotely
280
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,919
interesting or unexpected again.
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00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:10,924
Hand it over.
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00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,679
Mom may have fallen
for your lies, but not me.
283
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,639
You invented the free will unit,
284
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,725
then you selfishly hid it
beyond the reach of my stealers.
285
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,856
Thanks to you, I went on a
soul-searching journey. I hate those!
286
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,858
Now, give up the free will.
287
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,861
I should have destroyed it,
288
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,615
but I was too damn proud
of myself. So I kept it around,
289
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:39,869
never letting it out of my
sight. Where is it, damn it?
290
00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:43,957
Oh, right. I let this
innocuous fellow use it.
291
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,417
Kill all humans!
292
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,628
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
A toy bender had
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00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,839
free will,
and the real bender didn't?
294
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,675
Pretty cool, eh?
It makes you think.
295
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,554
It takes more than that to make
me think. Now, hand it over.
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00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,890
Oh, you want it?
Come and get it.
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00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,895
What the...
298
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,025
You'll not be
getting it after all.
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00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:14,863
For, you see, I designed the
operating system for all momco robots,
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00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,449
and as a precaution, I made you
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00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,118
incapable of picking
up the free will unit.
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00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,329
You precognizant bastard.
303
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:25,582
I may not have free will,
but I can still shoot you.
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00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,754
Why can't I shoot you?
305
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,466
Poor deterministic bender.
306
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:37,385
I programmed you to be
incapable of harming me.
307
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:42,515
Oh, I've never been more sure
I was right to deny you free will.
308
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,100
Damn you!
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00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:51,941
Now, now, we can't
have this, can we?
310
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,944
Here, I'll show you
how it works.
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00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:56,988
Really?
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00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,616
This is the on-off switch.
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00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,035
Which way's on
and which way's off?
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00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,329
Due to the quantum
nature of the device,
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00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,706
there's no possible
way of knowing.
316
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,169
There. Give it a try.
317
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,756
Okay, I will. By shooting
you, you bastard!
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00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,259
Bender! No, please!
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00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,472
Wait. Hang on a sec.
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00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,812
I still can't do it.
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00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,271
Well, what do you know?
322
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,233
I guess you really don't
want to shoot me after all.
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00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,901
Oop! The safety was on.
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00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,788
All rise for the
honorable judge 724.
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00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,959
Bender Rodriguez, on the
charge of attempted murder,
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00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:54,671
I hereby find you guilty.
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00:20:55,630 --> 00:21:00,844
Ah, yeah! Guilty!
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00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:09,936
Decisions I made
thought I was a thug
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00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,730
dropped outta school and
smoked stuff that's like a drug
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00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,567
a broke-down filthy
homeless substance abuser
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00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,653
and now I'm richer
than all y'all losers
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00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:21,531
now he's richer
than all y'all ugly losers
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00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,914
Decisions I made
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