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Excuse me.
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Yeah? Would you mind taking a photo?
Sure. I'll just wind it back.
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It's an old... old camera.
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There we are. Just press
that button there. OK.
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Try and get me with the... jewel.
Yeah.
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Just a sec.
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Yeah?
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It's important that I get the... the...
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me,
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♪ Climb through the briar and bramble?
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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♪ I'm waiting for you. ♪
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Oh!
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Stripy bas... bastard! Ohhh!
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Why are you even awake
at this time of year?
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Mate!
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Bloody hell!
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Hello, mate!
Ah!
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Oh, I won't... I... spilled a bit
of coffee down my front! Sure.
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So what are you doing here, then?
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I thought you were
supposed to be in Botswana.
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Yeah, just came back for a
week, pick up some stuff.
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Looks like we're going to be
staying a bit longer. Yeah?
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So it's all going well, then?
Mate, it's amazing.
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I've so much to tell you.
And Becky and Stan? Yep, they're well.
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They're at home.
I'll have to come round and say hello.
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Oh, no, I meant home, Botswana home.
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Bloody hell! Listen to that! Even got
a bit of an accent going on there.
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Shut up! I haven't.
Yeah!
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But they're both well?
Yeah, yeah, brilliant. Thriving.
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How are you doing? Yeah, all right.
Not bad. Sure? Yeah, yeah. All good.
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Apart from this bloody wasp!
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What's a wasp even doing
awake at this time of year?
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Strange, isn't it?
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Sent here to hound me.
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Oh, tell you what...
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I went to see the jewel this week.
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It's on temporary display at the
British Museum. No way! Already?
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How does it look?
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Well, I'll tell you what it looks like...
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It looks like a wild animal
that's been trapped in a cage.
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What, you'd prefer it was
still under the ground?
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Oh, I don't know, mate.
I can't explain it.
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They haven't
even given it a name.
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It's called R5010ST78.
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Catchy
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It's been prodded and
poked and catalogued...
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Can't even remember what
it felt like in my own hand.
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I'm giving a talk about it on
Tuesday at the club. With slides.
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Nice one. I'll be there.
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There's a journalist coming down
to write about it for the local rag.
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You've become quite the celebrity!
Oh, yeah.
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Thinking of bringing out a perfume range.
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Your reward money?
Oh, it hasn't come through yet, but...
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it's all signed off. Cheque should
be with me in the next few days.
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How much?
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NNNNGGHHH!
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OHHHH!
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GAAAAHHHH! UUURGH!
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NNNNGHHH!
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Here, you can see an artist's
impression of what it would
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have looked like with the shaft in place.
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It was probably cherry or rosewood.
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There may have been a
leather strap attached,
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again, long since returned to the earth.
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There is talk of replacing
the shaft at some point,
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but this is of course ongoing discussion.
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And finally...
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here she is.
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Proudly in her place.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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A-Any questions?
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Who's that?
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What do you mean? It's...
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It's me!
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No, behind you.
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Dunno!
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Lights, please, Sheila!
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Keep away from it!
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No! Russ!
Jesus!
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For God's sake, Russell, I'm soaked!
Good work, you fucking idiot!
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Oh, that's all the thanks I get, is it?
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You'd be happier in flames, would
you? Honestly! You all right? Yeah.
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I don't know why I bother sometimes.
Look at my jumper!
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I... I didn't see it. What did
you see, Sheila? Oh, here he is.
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You saw it, didn't you, Lance?
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Saw what? The hooded figure
in the back of the picture.
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No, didn't see anything like that.
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Well, then why did you go deathly white?
It was looking at you, Lance.
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Don't say that, Sheila!
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Well, I was at the wrong angle, but
if Sheila says she saw something...
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Sheila tends to... see things.
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What sort of things?
Things that are... not of this world.
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Oh, brilliant! That's the
last thing I need right now...
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a ghostly hooded monk following me around.
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Are you all right, Lance?
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I've noticed you've not had anything
on the finds table for months.
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I haven't found anything
since that aestel.
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Yeah, but, mate, that jewel
is a once-in-a-lifetime.
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Nothing is ever going to compare
to that, the usual buttons and...
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No, no. You don't understand. I
have found NOTHING since then.
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Not a buckle, not a
ring-pull, not even scrap!
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I get phantom signals,
really good, strong signals,
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and they just disappear
as soon as I start to dig.
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It's the curse of the gold.
Shut up! No such thing.
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Don't be so sure.
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Remember what happened to Lenny Drinkwater
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when he found that Viking bracelet?
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He didn't fill in his hole.
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Beryl Cambridge stepped in
the hole, breaks an ankle.
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Break goes gangrene. Leg comes off
below the knee. Curse of the gold.
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Well, it's not only that.
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I got hayfever for the first
time in my life this summer.
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And I've started stumbling over rocks
and tripping into nettles and...
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I can't remember birdsong any more.
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And then there's this! A wasp.
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In December?!
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You know the exact point it stung me?
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In the face?
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When you mentioned the reward money.
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I thought it was him for a moment!
So did I! I nearly shat meself.
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I think you need to reconnect
to the land, mate. How?
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I think you need to go
back to basics for a while.
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Ditch the CTX, go for something
simpler. Swap with Hugh. VK30?!
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You said it yourself,
it's a good solid detector.
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I don't mind trying the VK30, but...
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I'm not sure about Hugh using the CTX.
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Now, come on, if this is about
karma, you've got to do YOUR bit.
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Fine. Lance Slater? Stater.
I've been sent down to interview you.
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Oh, yeah, we were... expecting
you earlier on in the Scout Hut.
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Oh. What's it about?
What's what about?
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The article... what have you done?
Well, don't you know?
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Well, it'll be in my notes...
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I've unearthed a gold aestel.
Hm?
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It's been acquired by the...
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Oh, that's it, the pirate treasure,
got it. I'm at the bar, yeah?
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Don't mention the curse.
There is no curse.
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Yeah, otherwise they'll latch
onto it and make that the story.
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"Local man haunted by
sinister presence." - Yeah.
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There is no curse.
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So...
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Remind me... what was it you found?
A late-Saxon jewelled aestel...
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It has to be in language a
ten-year-old could understand.
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Pardon? Can't have too many big words.
Er... Like Saxon.
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Oh, er... Well, it's a type of... jewel...
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Gold?
Yeah.
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Diamonds?
Garnets and glass.
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I'll put diamonds. How much is it worth?
Um... it's, er...
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Well, the final valuation hasn't
come through yet. Roughly.
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They reckon about 50,000.
You get to keep all that?
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Half. It's split with the landowner.
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What are you going to buy?
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To buy?! With the money.
Are you going to splash out?
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I haven't thought about it yet.
Could we say holiday? Um...
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Holiday of a lifetime.
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Oh, OK.
Where?
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Er... Dorset. I'll put
Australia. OK, that's great, cheers.
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Hm.
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Aaagh! Ohhh!
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D'oh!
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Agh!
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Ohhh!
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All right, Wayne? Jim about?
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I need him to look at my car.
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Jim's dead.
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Dead?!
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Yeah.
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When?
Couple of weeks back.
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Wh-Why didn't anyone tell me?!
Dunno.
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What did he die of?
Dunno.
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There's a new mechanic... Toni.
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Is he in?
Out there.
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Right.
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Hello? Tony?
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Yep, hello!
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With an I.
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Pardon?
It's Toni with an I.
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You were saying it with a Y.
I wasn't! Yes, you were.
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I'm Lance.
Nice to meet you.
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Oh...
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Yes, er, it's about my car.
TR7? Is that yours? Yeah.
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I love that car.
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Thanks. Thank you. Yeah, er...
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I normally do all the work on it myself.
What's the problem?
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She keeps misfiring. It's got me stumped.
I can have a look now.
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There's no hurry for this.
Cheers!
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Haven't seen you around here before.
I usually do nights.
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I'm at college during the day.
Oh! What are you studying?
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Agricultural college... farming.
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You want to be a farmer?
That's the idea.
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I spend quite a lot of
time on farmland myself.
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That sounds a bit creepy.
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I'm a metal detectorist.
Oh, that's weird! What?
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I have no idea what one of those is.
Oh...
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I thought you were going to
say you were one too! I know!
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That's what I wanted you
to think I was going to say.
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It... It only happens now and then
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and then it mysteriously clears itself up.
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I was going to talk to
Jim about it, but...
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I just discovered he's checked out
on us, which is bloody inconvenient.
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He has ceased to be.
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He's expired and gone
to meet his maker. He...
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is an ex-mechanic.
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He was your dad, wasn't he?
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Yes.
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Yes...
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I can see that now.
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You've got the same...
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hands...
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Sorry about that. It's probably one
of your carburettors. You reckon?
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Probably. I'll have a look.
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Want a cup of tea?
No, thanks.
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Yeah, I'll...
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I almost wish I'd never found that jewel.
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I wish I could go back to the
days before I found gold.
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Come on, you don't really believe
there is a curse, do you?
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Well, something's going on.
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I just want to find SOMETHING.
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Small, the usual.
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Buttons and buckles, the occasional coin.
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Here's Hugh.
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So you're really going to do this?
Hand over the CTX? I'm up for it.
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Anything that gets me out
from under this cloud.
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Probably do me good to
downgrade for a bit.
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Prove it's not all about the equipment.
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Says Captain Equipment
from the 25th century!
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Here he is, with his VK30.
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All right? Ready to try this baby?
Yeah.
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All right, you've got to make sure
you get a good grip on it, all right?
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Have you got it?
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Yeah. Don't pull it, don't
pull it, don't pull it.
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And always use the bungee for
support. All right? Have you got it?
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Yeah. Yeah, cos it's heavier
than what you're used to, you see?
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So, have you got it?
Yeah.
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All right, I'm going to
hand it over to you...
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now.
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Right, just... just use the
factory default settings.
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Don't touch any of the buttons,
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cos I've got all my specialist
settings stored in there.
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All right, mates, he knows
how to use a detector.
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Let him get on with it.
Yeah, all right.
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Lunch at 12?
OK, then. See ya.
244
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,070
Hugh?
245
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,430
Take care of her, mate.
246
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,000
OK.
247
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CLICK
248
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,230
Whoo-hoo!
249
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:47,350
Hey, mate! Come and see what he's found!
250
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,474
Come and have a look, mate. You
won't believe it. What have you got?
251
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,620
It's my first hammered!
252
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,390
Eddie II.
253
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,990
Long Cross.
254
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,840
Congratulations.
255
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:11,594
Sorry, Lance. Seems a bit rude.
No, it's not your fault, mate.
256
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,274
It's the curse of the gold.
257
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,714
Come on, you're not really
swallowing that crud, are you?
258
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,034
How else do you explain it?
Proves it's me, not the detector.
259
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,074
Like the curse of Tutankhamen.
Exactly! That's well documented.
260
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,554
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
261
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,234
The Egyptian gods were
angry that they were making
262
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,594
money from the treasures.
263
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,314
The curse only ended when they
returned his mummy to the tomb.
264
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,554
Right, well, we don't have a mummy
or a tomb to return it to, so...
265
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,794
Have to get it back.
266
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,470
What's that?
267
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:38,230
Nothing.
268
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,430
Right, pub?
Yeah. Good.
269
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,440
First hammered deserves a pint.
270
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,714
Are you planning on springing
it from its glass case?
271
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,510
What? No!
272
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,910
I'm joking!
Oh!
273
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,110
Wait, you were, weren't you?
274
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,950
No!
275
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,520
I'm joking. Twice!
276
00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:00,430
I'm Alan Chub. I was supposed to
meet you last week. Oh, right, yes!
277
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,234
Forgot all about it. You came
quite a long way, didn't you?
278
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,180
Quite a long way, yeah.
Yeah, good.
279
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,234
Well, there it bloody well is, then!
280
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,754
Yes. After 1,000 years,
Mother Earth's secret unearthed.
281
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,790
Feels pretty good, doesn't it?
Not really.
282
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:20,190
It just feels like she's
got one less secret.
283
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,874
I don't think I was supposed to find it.
284
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,874
All those years under the earth,
285
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,830
end up in a hermetically sealed glass box.
286
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,954
Well, who's to say this is the end?
287
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,968
This could be just another
chapter in its story.
288
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,950
It's got a fair few
millennia left to go yet.
289
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,110
Oh, I spoke to the landowner this morning.
290
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,474
He said he's received
his half of the reward.
291
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,794
I'm assuming you've got the same.
What?
292
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,110
No. I don't... I don't know.
293
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,470
I left before the post arrived.
Ah.
294
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:53,870
Well, Mr Roach got a cheque through
the post for... Don't... Don't say!
295
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,990
Oh! Why not?
Because something bad will happen.
296
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,994
I'll get an electric shock
or something will fall on us.
297
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,274
What do you mean?
298
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,154
Every time anyone mentions the
money, something bad happens.
299
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,280
Ah! You mean the curse of the gold.
300
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,794
You believe in that?
301
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,394
Look, if you're feeling bad
about taking the money,
302
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,670
we're always open to
charitable donations here.
303
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,034
I mean, we're far too
busy to worry about curses.
304
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,394
Probably half the things
in here are cursed anyway.
305
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,994
That's why we keep them
hermetically sealed in glass cases...
306
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,790
to keep the curses in and
stop you from stealing things.
307
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,590
Oh, I wasn't going to...
I'm joking!
308
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,350
Three times!
Oh!
309
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:36,176
Seriously, though, if you did
want to give something back...
310
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,350
You mean...
311
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,040
like... like a gift?
A gift, exactly.
312
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,760
Yes!
313
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,040
Yes! Thank you!
314
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,720
Call my office any time.
Thank you.
315
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,320
Blackbird.
316
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,790
Hello?
317
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,710
Hey!
318
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,230
All right?
Yeah, it's all done.
319
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,630
It was your head gasket.
Ah, brilliant!
320
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,280
Thanks a lot.
321
00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,960
Listen, er...
322
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,634
About the other day... Sorry, I
wasn't thinking. Why? What happened?
323
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,630
About your dad.
324
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,550
What about him?
325
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,390
I called him an ex-mechanic.
326
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,480
Oh... Yeah.
327
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,900
He wasn't really my dad.
328
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,394
What? The old mechanic who died...
Jim, was it? Yeah.
329
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:37,920
He wasn't really my dad. I
never met him. I was joking.
330
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,400
Joking?!
331
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,670
But I've been kicking
myself all week about that!
332
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,154
I actually, literally,
kicked myself at one point.
333
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,674
Not hard enough to leave
a bruise but quite hard!
334
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,154
It was you who said it was
my dad, I just didn't deny it.
335
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,754
You confirmed it! I asked if he
was your dad and you said yes.
336
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,150
Did I?
337
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,670
Yes.
338
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,990
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
339
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,000
It's unbelievable!
340
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,320
I fixed your car.
341
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,794
Thanks a lot. How-How much do I owe you?
It's fine.
342
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800
You can have that one.
Because of the joke.
343
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,870
Do you want a cup of tea?
344
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,520
Go on, then.
345
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,980
Sugar?
One, please.
346
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:56,110
So, flying out tomorrow? Yep, in
the evening. When are you back?
347
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,390
Probably not till next Christmas
if the dig gets more funding.
348
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,434
But I tell you what, mate,
you should come out.
349
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,634
Yeah, I could do, couldn't I?
Absolutely!
350
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,594
You should definitely come out. Stan
would like to see you. And Becky.
351
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,354
I might just do that.
Use some of your reward money, splash out.
352
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,160
Fly first class.
353
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,230
Er... No, I... That's all gone.
354
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,390
Already? What did you spend it on?
Well...
355
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,910
Not spent so much as invested.
356
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760
Long-term investment.
357
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,100
Ah! Here we go!
358
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,880
Oh, there! There!
359
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,710
Bloody hell! What have you got?
Hammered! No! A big 'un! Half groat.
360
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,834
There you go, then, mate, the
curse is lifted! It's one of the Henrys!
361
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:03,270
Which one?
Stand by. Henry VI, 1453.
362
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,150
Long Cross.
363
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,830
No marks on obverse.
364
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,750
Two extra pellets on reverse! Boom!
365
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,600
Check your hole.
366
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,840
All clear! Replace plug.
Check! Pub?
367
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,640
Go on, then.
368
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:32,520
So... There's this bloke at work...
wants to ask this girl out.
369
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,590
He's been asking me for advice.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, he's...
370
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,590
he's worried in case she
says no and he feels stupid.
371
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,830
What did you advise him?
372
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,834
Well... I told him he should just
go for it. What's he got to lose?
373
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,180
Absolutely. Just go for it.
374
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,074
You think that was good
advice I gave him? Yeah.
375
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,780
If she says no, no big deal.
At least he asked her.
376
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,350
So then he was asking...
377
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,270
If she said yes... where
he should take her.
378
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,114
Oh, right. What did you say?
379
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,470
Well... I said...
380
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,790
probably just down the pub, first
date. Less formal than dinner.
381
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:19,310
Sounds like good advice you gave him.
Yeah? Yeah, I reckon.
382
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:23,310
I told him, he should just
try and be himself. Relax.
383
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,030
Yeah, spot-on.
384
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,620
When is he going to ask her out?
385
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,874
This Wednesday, I reckon.
Yeah, well, tell him good luck from me.
386
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,000
You don't know him.
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