All language subtitles for Detectorists.S02E06.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-SbR

How´s it going?

Oh.

Choppy.

I was getting nothing
but iffies and pops,

so I cranked up discrimination,
dropped her down a cog,

wound her up full chat.

- You?
- Yeah.

She was just giving me chatter
on the long arm,

so sunk out the threshold

and cheated a couple of
ground inches on the back nine.

Anything?
Hot rocks and grots.

What have you got?

Ring pull.

´82.

Something fruity.

Could be Quatro.

Could be Lilt.

♫ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♫

♫ Climb through
the briar and bramble? ♫

♫ I´ll be your treasure ♫

♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

So, what did she say?

Found the letter and read it.

Furious.

I mean, like,
spitting with rage.

Bloody hell.
Sounds terrifying.

I know.
Hell has no fury like... Becky.

I should have told her
as soon as I got the job.

I don´t know why I have this
compulsion to keep secrets.

So, what you gonna do?

Oh, I don´t know.

I just don´t think
I´m driven enough for her.

You know,
I´m not ambitious enough.

No shame in that.
Ambition´s overrated.

On TV, all these people
reaching for the stars.

Striving to be the best.

Looks exhausting.

I suppose, you know,
not being ambitious

doesn´t mean
you have to stagnate.

It means you´re not tied down.

You´re free to go
where the wind blows you.

Yeah, but how does that fit in
with Becky´s way?

Well, fits in perfectly,
doesn´t it?

I mean,
Becky can be the driving force,

take you and Stan to new places,

and you´ll be there
to rein her in

and protect her when necessary.

Christ´s sake, mate.

Where do you get
these nuggets of wisdom from?

Very wise man.

Mate, could...

Mate?

It´s Sophie.

- Hello.
- Hey.

Sophie.

Hello, Stanley.

You good?

- Support the head.
- Support the head.

Yeah.
I know.

Where have you been?

- Metal detecting.
- Metal detecting.

Anything?

- Iffies and pops.
- Hot rocks and grots.

So I just find out a few things
that made me feel even shitter

than I did already.

Turns out Peter is banned

from owning a metal detector
in Germany.

No way.

Nighthawking.

Found guilty of two counts
of disturbing war graves.

Bastard.

Oh, well, you weren´t to know.

You knew.

I just didn´t listen.

Well, even if there is gold
on that plane,

doesn´t do anything for me.

Wrong kind of gold.

You coming to the rally?

Terry´s called a meeting
to discuss the finer points.

No, I think I´ll stay away.

Gonna go home for a few days.

Yeah?
When you back?

Next weekend.

- See you then?
- Yeah.

Good boy.

Good luck with the rally.

Safe.

Hey.

- All right?
- Yeah.

Was he good?

Yeah, he had a lovely time.

- Can we talk about this?
- I thought we already had.

You shouldn´t have
read that letter.

Don´t make me lose my temper.

Not when I´m dressed
as a Victorian flower seller.

Okay.

Why are you dressed
as a Victorian flower seller?

It´s the school fete tomorrow.
I told you.

Dickens themed.

We´re staying
at my mum´s tonight.

- So when can we talk?
- Some other time.

Here he is.
Terrodactyl.

Sir Lancelot.

Hello, boys.

All ready for the rally?

Yeah, all going well, mate.
Yeah.

Lost the ice cream van
last minute

to Framlingham sausage fest,
but otherwise...

And can we expect a few down,
do you think?

Yeah, should be a few
coming down, yeah.

Yeah, hoping to welcome
some members

from the Letchworth Locators.

Steve and Gladys Langley
from the Uxbridge Unearthers.

I know, I know.

And quite a few
from the Romford Recoverers,

including Bob Cromer´s widow,
Ann.

Don´t mention the exhumation.

Yeah. Yeah.

Probably still a bit raw.

However, certain people
may try to infiltrate

who will not be welcome.

I didn´t have a picture of those
two, so this will have to do.

But if you see any
of these three snooping about,

let me know.

I´ll handle it from there.

Mm.
Roger that.

Anyway, drinks?

Same again, girls?

I´ll come and help.
Extra pair of hands.

Oh!

Ohh.

So are we gonna meet your
daughter at the rally, Lance?

´Fraid not.

Ohh.

Thought that was the idea.

Didn´t you buy her a detector?

I think
I might have mucked that up.

Oh, dear.

Showered her with gifts,
and now she´s scarpered.

Oh. But wasn´t she the one
who found you?

Why would she then
just run away?

Probably thought I was a nutter.

Rubbish.

Probably came on a bit strong.

But what you´ve got
going for you now

is that she´s met you, Lance.

And you´re lovely.

So she´s bound to come back
when she´s ready.

Thanks, Sheila.

I´ll let her decide.

Never realized how often
I´d thought about her

over the last 20 years.

I know.

Imagining every day
what they might be doing now.

Ha.

What they would look like.

- Yeah.
- Mm.

Exactly.

I know. Ha.

Hmm.

Hello, uh, Kate?

Yeah, it´s me again.
It´s Lance.

Just thought I´d leave you
a message.

Um, ignore the other eight.

Especially the last one.

You haven´t listened to it yet,
don´t bother.

It´s not very good.

Wasn´t thinking straight.

I was sort of saying that
I-I didn´t mind

if you didn´t want to
see me again.

But I do mind.

Now that I´ve met you,
I don´t want to lose you.

I-I want to be
a part of your life,

even if it´s just a tiny part.

But you don´t have to
call me dad.

You can call me
whatever you like.

And we don´t have to
go ice-skating

or anything together.

Won´t ask about your boyfriends.

Just don´t disappear.

I don´t think I could stand it.

Anyway, um, give us a call.

Let me know
everything´s all right.

Yeah. Okay.

Bye.

So, what we´ve got here,
ladies and gentlemen,

is the wreckage
of a Second World War

German Junkers Ju 88

that we have managed to save
from nighthawks.

Now, as you can see,

we´ve already started to
take off the top layer

so we can see
what´s left of the plane.

And Russell and Hugh are gonna
be working solely on this.

Now, the rest of you are free
to wander wherever you like

within the fields
clearly marked on your maps.

Well, it just remains for me
to say, have a great day!

Get your coils to the soil,

enjoy your metal detecting,

and by the end of the day

may you all have danced
the gold dance.

Right, come on in.

Well, it looks like we´re
gonna have a nice day for it.

Be nice to see everyone out
detecting together.

See if their techniques
have changed.

How´s your swing
coming along, Hugh?

Um, all right, I think.

Mm.
Well, let´s see it, then.

Yeah, very nice.

You want to hunch over
a bit more, though, you know?

Stoop over.

Your back´s too straight.

Yeah, that´s better.

Well, I´ll see you at lunch.

Where are you gonna put it all?

Hoping a museum eventually.

If I can find the right venue
and funding.

The museum
of sharp, twisted metal?

Aviation archaeology museum.

Right.

I´ll just put it my garage
for now.

Your mum and dad won´t mind?

I don´t live
with my mum and dad.

Why not?

Because I´m 32.

- You´re what?
- 32.

- Years of age?
- Yeah.

So why have I been buying you
pints of Coke all this time?

´Cause you never ask me
if I want anything different.

I mean, why haven´t you been
getting a round in

every once in a while
if you´re thirty-bloody-two?

Have you got a syndrome?

What sort of syndrome?

I don´t know.
One that makes you look young.

No.

Just look young.

32.

I feel like I´ve been groomed.

Sold any, Sheila?

Not yet, Lance.

How many have we got left?

127.

All our members
have already bought one.

Thought they might buy a spare
or a present for someone.

- Mm.
- Hang on.

Russell isn´t wearing one.

Hugh!

Tell Russell to get up here,
put his hand in his pocket,

and buy a new fleece, would you?

He´s right there.

Who´s that, then?

- Terry.
- Yeah?

Terry.

Looks like we got a visitor.

Right.

You want back up?

Leave this to me.

Oi! You.

You´re not welcome
at this rally,

you´re not welcome on this site,

and you´re not welcome
in this hobby.

This is my site.
I led you here.

You wouldn´t even know about it
if it wasn´t for me.

This is not your site.

You gave up all claim on it

when you came down here
the other night to rob it!

- I wasn´t here the other night.
- Well, that´s a lie.

Like just about everything else
you said since you turned up.

The DMDC prides itself
on its conduct.

- We don´t need people like you.
- What are people like me?

Liars.

Nighthawks.
Scum of the earth.

Oh, we know all about you.
And what you´ve done.

We´re all looking for gold,
Terry.

The only difference is how far
you´re willing to go to find it.

Oh, there are more differences
than that, believe me.

I don´t do this to get rich.

- Really?
- Really.

Then why are you digging
this site?

There´s no gold in this plane!

Why would there be?

Whoever convinced you that
there was made a fool of you.

You´re the ones
that did the digging.

Saved me from the hard work.

Thanks.

Time to move on.

You won´t get far.

- Mate.
- What?

Hello.

So...

This is it.

You all get together
in the middle of a field

to look for bits of metal,

and the one who finds the best
bit of metal is the winner?

Sort of, yeah.

It´s not usually like this.

Detectorists are
usually solitary animals.

It´s only at certain times
of the year

they gather together
in vast herds.

It´s one of the wonders
of the natural world.

I´m sorry I ran away.

I´m sorry I scared you away.

It wasn´t you.

- It was just...
- I know.

So, what are you gonna do?

I am gonna fix things with Mum.

- Yeah.
- But I´ll come back.

And I´ll open a present
each time I do.

Might take a long time.

We´ve got a long time.

Just, for God´s sake,
don´t buy any more.

There is one present
you should open now.

What is that?

Football.

Da-da!

Hope it´s the right size.

Yeah.
Thank you.

I love it.

- Only had it one color.
- Yeah?

Yeah.

- Thanks.
- Mate.

This is Kate.
It´s my daughter.

- Hi, Kate.
- Hello.

- I´ve heard a lot about you.
- Yeah?

Yeah, horrible things.

Don´t listen to him.
He´s an idiot.

Have you found anything?

Uh, just "canslaw."

What´s canslaw?

It´s like coleslaw
but made out of drinking cans.

You´re kidding me.

No, there´s a whole vocabulary
for you to learn.

Brand-new world.

Be all right on your own?

On my own?

Well, I was just gonna go off
and show Kate

how to use her detector.

Oh, yeah, see what you mean.
Yeah, of course. Yeah.

I´ve got to go pick up Stan, so
if I leave now I can get a lift.

Oh, you´re not staying for the
prizes at the end of the day?

Nah.
I´ll see you later.

Nice to meet you, Kate.

And you.

So...

How´s this work, then, Dad?

Well, once you get it unwrapped,

you´ll find there´s
a couple of dials at the top.

Keep it low.
You´re doing well.

- One-nil up.
- Yes!

Off metal detecting?

- Just been.
- Oh.

Find anything?

- Are you interested?
- Not really.

Right, well,
thanks for everything.

What are you going to do?

About this Africa thing.

I don´t know.

What do you want?

I just want to
protect my family.

So protect them.

I don´t know how
to protect them in Africa.

You´ll figure it out.

There are more ways
of protecting them

than wrapping them
in cotton wool.

It´s up to you.

I don´t think she´ll go
without you, though.

Like she´s threatening.

- No?
- Nah.

She loves you.
Don´t ask me why.

I´ve always thought
you were a sad sack,

but Becky´s seen
something in you,

and she´s far cleverer than me.

For a start,
she knows you´re a good dad.

She never had a good dad.

She can´t look after Stanley
on her own.

If you´re not prepared to follow
her on her whims and adventures,

then you´re
just gonna have to tame her.

- I don´t want to tame her.
- Good.

´Cause I wouldn´t fancy
your chances.

Becky, I´m outside the school.
Can you come out?

- Why can´t you come in?
- I don´t want to come in.

I´m dressed
in modern-day clothes.

Everyone will look at me.

I´ve been thinking about Africa.

I´ve decided.
We don´t have to go.

- I´ve made up my mind.
- Yes, and I think you´re right.

- No, Becky, I want to go.
- No.

I want to go.
I was wrong.

If we don´t do it now,
then we´re never gonna do it.

- It was a stupid idea.
- We have to do it.

No, I don´t want to go.

It´s a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

- Stan´s too young.
- No. No.

- It´ll tear us apart.
- It´ll bring us closer together.

- You were right.
- I was wrong.

Honestly, Becky,
we need to do this.

Let´s go and have an adventure.
You, me, and Stan.

Really?

Oh, God.
Now I don´t know.

No, we have to do it.

I´ve got no idea what to expect,
but I want to give it a try.

- Okay.
- Yeah?

Yeah!

There´s just one problem.

I was supposed to have
accepted the job by yesterday.

Ohh.
Oh, it´s all right.

You accepted the job
on my behalf.

- Just in case.
- Unbelievable.

What happened?

- I spoke to your mum.
- What did she say?

Oh, God, I don´t want to know.
What did she say?

She said you love me.

You love me too.

Come on.

They´re playing
catch the greasy pig

in the field.

- Playing what?
- Catch the greasy pig.

- What´s that?
- It´s a Victorian thing.

You smear a pig in Vaseline,

and then you run around
trying to catch it.

- You serious?
- Yeah! It´s hilarious.

Mr. Boxall just fell
flat on his ass.

Isn´t that a bit cruel?

No.
He was laughing.

I meant for the pig.

So you´re all sorted?

Visas and stuff?
Jabs?

All done.
Ready to go.

I´ve done nothing.
Becky´s done it all.

You do surprise me.

So I´ve decided I´m gonna do it.

It´s time.

- Put my money where my mouth is.
- Yeah?

Yep. It´s time.

How do you go about that, then?

Well, first off, you submit
an online application.

Pretty extensive questions.

You want to get that right.
Increase your chances.

Exactly.
Spend some time on that.

- And you´re gonna do it?
- Yep.

- Imagine.
- I know.

You on "Mastermind."

Yeah.

Do you think your feet

will reach the ground
in that chair?

Won´t matter.
Only focus on the face.

And what would your
chosen specialized subject be?

Well, you have to pick three.
One for each round.

It´s pretty tough.

I´m thinking British birds,
not including seagulls.

No seagulls?

Nah.
Not interested in seagulls.

Can you do that?

Don´t know.

Can´t do the life and career
of Linda Lusardi.

No, that´s a bit creepy.

Why would it be creepy?

Well, wouldn´t it come across
a bit sinister

knowing every detail
about one woman´s life?

Well, a bloke
did Virginia Woolf last week.

It´s hardly the same.

Who will you talk bollocks at
while I´m in Africa?

Just keep talking bollocks.

Half the time I´m not even
bothered if you´re listening.

That´s good.
Half the time I´m not.

Here she is.

Anything?

Nah.

So they caught him.
Did you hear?

Yeah. Good.

So you´re actually going, then?

Yeah, looks like it.

I´m jealous.

You´ll be doing the same sort
of thing in a couple of years.

- Will you e-mail?
- Doubt it.

All right.

I´ll see you in a year, then.
You can tell me all about it.

Okay.

Right here.
In exactly a year.

Deal.

- Pub?
- Go on, then.

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Horses.

No.

I thought I heard horses.

You coming?

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

What you got?

56. Bit iffy.

It´s just junk, mate.
Leave it.

Wait a sec.

I´ve got a feeling.

You´ve always got a feeling.

When in doubt, dig it out.

Mate, it´s probably
just another ring pull.

What if it´s not
just another ring pull?

Ahhhhhh!