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But it was when
he checked the hole again,

metal detector
gave another beep,

that Kevin Beale´s fortune
was about to change.

Well, he´s here with us now.

Kevin, what happened next?

Uh, well, I dug down again
and found a gold coin, Roman.

It was very exciting.

And it didn´t end there, did it?

No, it didn´t, Chris.

Um, I checked the hole again

and another beep,
another gold coin.

Fantastic.

Well, I can tell you that, in
fact, Kevin ended up unearthing

350 silver and gold Roman coins

worth in the region
of a million pounds.

What´s happening to the money?

Well, the British Museum
uh, bought... bought the coins,

and then I´m splitting it
with myself and the landowner.

Now, am I right in thinking
that you´re very, very new

to this hobby
of metal detecting?

Yes, indeed, yes.

It´s actually only
the second time I´ve been out.

I would imagine after this

you´re pretty hooked on it all.

Absolutely, yes.

Really got the bug.

Before you go,
I must ask you this...

Is it true that when
metal detectors find gold,

they do a bit of
a celebratory gold dance?

Yes.
Yes, they do, yes.

It´d be great
if we could see it.

Can you do it?

Uh, I don´t...
I don´t think so.

All right, okay.
Well, maybe another time.

Thank you very much, Kevin.
Back to the studio.

Chris Peaswell there.

Well, after the news we´ll be...

Fucking bastard.

♫ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♫

♫ Climb through
the briar and bramble? ♫

♫ I´ll be your treasure ♫

♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

I haven´t been
to a job interview in years.

In fact, I´ve never been
to a job interview.

I suppose
I should just be myself.

You joking?

Don´t do that, mate.
That won´t help.

Who shall I be, then?

Someone else.
Someone better.

Cheers.

Try to be a bit more...

What´s that?

Sparky.

A bit less...

What´s that?

Morose.

Bloody hell.
It´s gonna be a disaster.

Told you Becky´s handed in
her notice at work?

Three times.

If I don´t get this job,
we´ll be homeless.

We´ll have to move in
with her mum.

That´ll be nice.
That´s bound to go smoothly.

I know.

So you been doing
any reading up?

As much as I can. There´s not
much information out there.

Well, they play a lot of bridge
in Botswana.

Apparently a national sport.

Right, well, that´s useful.
That´ll come in handy.

And there´s
a big death-metal scene.

Mention the band Crackdust.

Right, so bridge and Crackdust.

Job´s yours.

You seen Kate?

No.

Coming to the flat on Wednesday.

Big day.

What you worried about?

Well, she´ll be seeing me in
my natural habitat, won´t she?

The real me.
Want to make a good impression.

Hide the signed
Linda Lusardi photo.

It´s already gone.

Can´t believe you´ve got
a grown-up daughter.

Does she call you Lance or Dad?

Well, she´s skillfully avoided
calling me anything up to now.

Obviously I´d like her
to call me Dad,

but you know,
I´ve got to give her her space.

I can´t imagine it,
out of the blue like that.

Well, it´s not out the blue
for me, is it?

I´ve been thinking about this
for the last 20 years,

how it´ll pan out, good or bad.

Just hope it´s one of the good
ones and I don´t muck it up.

What you got?

Some sort of brooch.

Mm.

Nice condition.

It´s got the enameling and
the original pin on the back.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Hang on.
There´s an inscription.

In Latin!

What´s it say?

Status Quo.

Did you see that guy who found
a Roman hoard in Warwickshire?

- No.
- Million pounds, they reckon.

Whatever.

And it was
his first time detecting.

Second. Whatever.

You did see it!

Are you jealous?

No.
Why should I be?

You are.
You´re jealous.

God, I can´t stand it when
other people find good things.

Can´t turn on the news
these days

without hearing somebody else
has stumbled upon

a hoard of ancient treasure.

Some of them
aren´t even looking.

Everyone else is sliding around
in Roman coins.

I can´t even
watch "Time Team" anymore

because I´m jealous of them.

Well, you´d be safe in Africa.

They don´t have "Time Team"
in Botswana.

I need to get the job first.

To be honest, Becks,
I´m bricking it.

You´ll be fine.

And if I´m not?

Maybe I can retract my notice
and carry on working.

They´ll probably
just ask you about your CV

and see if you´ve got
any questions.

I don´t have a CV.

Oh.
I wrote you a CV.

Did you?

Yeah. So you might want to make
yourself familiar with that.

I can´t ride a horse.

Well, they´re not gonna ask you
to ride a horse, are they?

They´re not gonna
have a horse with them.

Why did you put
I could ride a horse?

Forget about the horse.

And this paleontology course I
attended on the Jurassic Coast?

- Yeah?
- It wasn´t so much a course.

- You got qualifications.
- It was a badge.

- You learned a lot.
- For Cubs.

Well, to be honest,
I was struggling.

Oh, well, I´m feeling
so much better about this now.

Relax.
You´ll be great.

No, I´m all right.

I´m gonna give it my best shot.
For all of us.

I´ve heard you talk so
passionately about archaeology.

They will see that passion
if you let them,

and I´m sure that´ll make up
for your lack of experience.

Yeah, definitely.

You´re so ready
for something like this, Andy.

We both are.

It´s time to make decisions,
get our lives kick-started,

to really grab life
by the horns!

Don´t you think?

Andy?

- Yeah?
- Are you listening?

Sorry.

I can´t decide whether
to wash the salad or not.

Do you think
I should wash the salad?

Do you know what?

That´s a decision you´re gonna
have to make for yourself.

Pardon?

Was that a yes or no?

I´m sentimental about it,
yes. We´re...

How´s your tea?

- Really horrible.
- Yeah?

Really horrible.

It´s got a flavor I can´t quite
put my finger on.

I can´t describe it.

Sorry.
It´s the kettle.

- I use it for...
- Please don´t tell me.

I was thinking about those guys
that came into the pub.

- Dirt Sharks.
- Yeah?

What do you think
they were after?

Do you think
they know something?

No, they´re idiots.
They´re just being nosy.

I was wondering
if I should go see them.

Honestly,
they´re always hanging about.

They´re just afraid they´re
missing out on something.

Yeah, but I feel a bit rude.
Wouldn´t mind to say sorry.

Do you know how I can call them?

No.

But they meet at the WI
on a Thursday night.

You´ve got a detector?

Yeah, I got one secondhand.

It´s a really good one.

Yeah, got a good deal.

Do you know how to use it?

I´ll figure it out.

So, what are you gonna do
once you find the plane?

You gonna go home?

Well, no.

Actually I was
thinking of taking the detector

on a tour of duty.

- Where?
- Don´t know.

Just drive around,
maybe visit some historic sites.

Oh, that sounds nice.

Come with me.

Really?

You got plans for the summer?

Not really.

Come with me, then?

Okay.

No, you give it to him.

You found it.
I´m not touching it.

I´m not very good
with authority figures.

The mayor has no authority

unless he´s wearing
his necklace,

so don´t hand that over
till he gives you permission

to detect on his land.

We´re doing this for the club.
We´re on a mission.

I can´t get the image
of the mayor out of my head.

In the woods.

I know.
Try not to think about it.

Try to imagine him
fully clothed.

Yes?

Um, hello, sir.

Uh, we´re...
we´re the detectorists.

The what?

Metal detectors.
We found your necklace.

It´s called a chain of office.
You took your bloody time.

Is it all there?

Uh, it might need some fixing.

I think
some of the links are broken.

It must have been flung off
with quite some abandon.

It got caught on a branch.

That´s right.

Good.

Well, I´ll phone Terry
about the reward.

Actually, Your Worship,
instead of a reward,

we were wondering whether or not

you might grant us permission
to detect on your land.

No. Absolutely not.
Out of the question.

Oh.

No, nothing to find there.
No, no.

Well, we won´t take up
any more of your time.

Good.

Oh, there´s just one more thing.

What?

Well, it´s just that the local
papers have been in contact,

asking if we have
any interesting stories,

and we thought
they´d be very interested

to hear about your necklace
and where you lost it.

Could get a lot of attention,

or it could go global.

Or make the local TV news.

Terry said
they like a quirky story.

Especially one
with a happy ending.

So to speak.

I see.

What, Terry´s idea, was this?

Always knew Terry was bent.

Even when he was in the force,

he didn´t play by the rules,
and this...

There is a word for this.

Is there?

Mm.

Fine.
Have your permission.

I know what you´re up to.
I´ve been warned about you.

Have you?

But he´s one step ahead of you,
you know?

Who is?

Well, thank you.

You might want to
give that a wipe.

Hello.
I´ve got an interview at 10:30.

Andrew Stone.

They´re running
about half an hour behind.

Are you okay to wait?

- Yeah, sure.
- Take a seat.

Thank you.

I´m just gonna
get some fresh air.

Okay.

Morning.

- Andrew Stone?
- Yes.

Sorry to keep you waiting.
Do you want to come through?

Come in, come in.

I´m Robert Kingsnorth,

and this is Dr. Tendai
from the University of Gaborone.

Have a seat.

Dr. Tendai is overseeing the
excavations at Toutswemogala.

Right, yes.

Is there another...

Uh, no, that´s it, I´m afraid.

Right.

- Newly qualified, I see.
- Yes.

Not much experience
in the field.

No, not yet.

Right.

How much
do you know about Botswana?

Um...

I believe that bridge
is very popular.

The card game.

I-I meant archaeology
in Botswana.

Yes.

Sounds fascinating.

What does?

Archaeology.

Yes.

How much have you studied
the Iron Age?

Uh, well, I wrote a thesis
on the Stirling hoard.

Stirling hoard?
The gold torcs?

That´s right, yeah.

- Found by a metal detector.
- Yes.

What are you views
on metal detectors?

Um, I think as long as

they stick to
a strict code of conduct,

then metal detectors...
people using metal detectors...

provide a valuable service
and recover a lot of archaeology

that would otherwise
be lost to the plow.

I mean, the hobbyists
get a very bad press,

but the vast majority

are law-abiding experts
in their fields

and absolutely passionate
about history.

You´re not a metal detector,
are you, Mr. Stone?

Detectorist?

No.

Oh, God, and then I asked him
if he was into death metal.

Curse Lance
and his pub-quiz trivia.

I know.
But, baby, it was awful.

When I shook their hands
at the end,

they recoiled because mine
was so cold and clammy.

I mean,
they physically recoiled.

Hang on, Becks.
Hang on a second.

- Dr. Tendai?
- Yes?

Um, sorry, I just wanted to say

I wasn´t
picking up cigarette butts.

Excuse me?

Earlier when you saw me,

I wasn´t
picking up cigarette butts.

Oh.

Clay pipes.

Pardon?

I... I saw some bits
of clay pipe in the flowerbed.

What are they?

Uh, broken bits of pipe,

you know,
that people used to smoke.

How old are they?

Uh, well,
these ones are Victorian,

but that´s one´s early 18th,
maybe late 17th century.

Mm.
How can you tell?

The older ones are thicker
and they had a much smaller bulb

because tobacco
was so expensive.

Okay.

And you found these just here?

Yeah, just, yeah.

Can I keep these?

Yeah.

Thanks. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Oh!

What was the name of the band
you said you like?

Crackdust.

Crackdust.

Hmm.
I´ll check them out.

Oh, God!

A maverick, yeah?

He didn´t actually use
the word "maverick," no.

He said you never did
play by the rules.

Yeah, he´s basically saying
I was a maverick.

Sometimes you´ve got to
throw away the rule book

and go with a hunch.

I wasn´t in the business
of bureaucracy and red tape.

I was in the business
of catching criminals.

That was back
when I had my Cortina.

Eh, Sheila?

What´s that, love?

The old Cortina.

Oh, yes.

And your leather jacket.

Right.

I don´t know how many of you
heard that,

but, um,
we´ve got some good news.

Thanks to the brave efforts
of Russell and Hugh,

we now have permission
to detect on the mayor´s land.

Whoa. Has that land
ever been searched before?

Never.
Virgin land.

- How many acres?
- 500.

Get in!

So the rally´s on?

Can´t think of any reason
why not.

Well, hang on.
Aren´t we forgetting something?

This was about finding Peter´s
grandfather and the crash site.

Well, it´s funny
you should mention that.

Has anyone seen Peter?

Yeah, I saw him this morning.

Heh heh.

Is he coming this evening?

Said he was.

Because I have in my hand
a piece of paper

that needs some explaining.

What´s that, Tel Boy?

This is the license
to excavate the crash site

from the Ministry of Defence.

- Bloody hell, that was quick.
- Exactly.

Why?

Because they have got
a full record of the crash,

and there is no mention of any
human remains being on board.

What, it´s already
been excavated?

No.
No one´s touched the plane.

There was no need.

The crewmen
all parachuted to safety

and were captured two days later

trying to steal a boat
from South Woodham Ferrers.

So, what I want to know is...

- What´s he up to?
- What´s he looking for?

Gold.

What´s that, Varde?

Well, there´s always rumors
on the Internet,

conspiracy theories, most of
which are completely spurious,

but one persistent story
is of a German bomber

carrying gold bullion

that´s supposed to have crashed
in Essex in 1941.

There´s no real evidence
that it ever existed,

but the more the theories
are repeated,

the more credence they have...

Yeah, all right, Varde.
Let someone else get a word in.

Who else has heard
this gold-bullion story?

So hang on.
Is he lying?

Is he a treasure hunter?

No!
It´s rubbish.

Varde just said
it´s completely untrue.

No.
She didn´t say it was untrue.

She said
there was no real evidence.

Didn´t you, Varde?

You lot are obsessed with gold.

Here we go.

Come to think of it,

the mayor
was acting suspiciously,

like he knew something
we didn´t.

So is that it?

Are we being taken for a ride?

Um, hello.

So...

You don´t want us to disturb
your grandfather, do you?

What´s that, Terry?

Your grandfather.
Want him to be left in peace.

Yes, that´s right.

Why is that?
You watching the telly?

Sorry, I...

I don´t think he knows, Terry.

What, a spot of Sudoku,
doesn´t want to be disturbed?

What are you talking about?

Terry, I don´t think he knows.

- What?
- Knows what?

That your grandfather
didn´t die in the plane crash?

What?

Oh. Okay.

Well, um...

Congratulations.

Your grandfather isn´t dead.

Well, of course,
he may be by now.

But he didn´t perish
in an air crash.

Not this one, anyway.

This is a cause for celebration.

Oh, is it, Sheila?

Anybody else in the mood
for a party?

This isn´t necessarily good news
for me.

If my grandfather
survived the war,

that means he made
the conscious decision

not to come home to his family.

Oh. Yeah.
Right.

Didn´t think of that.

Mm.

Anyway, means we can
dig up the plane now.

For the rally.

Peter, he didn´t realize.

I know, I know, God.

But I came asking for help,

and he´s turning it
into some stupid circus.

He didn´t know
he was gonna discover that.

I know, but I need to figure out
what I want to do, okay?

I need to think.

Well, do you want me to come?

No, I´ll call.

You´re a what?

A detectorist.

Are you
on some sort of register?

Oh, no.
It´s a hobby.

We go out looking
for... for metals.

Buried metals.

- Gold and stuff.
- Treasure.

Well, we wouldn´t put it
like that.

Pirate treasure.

Not pirate treasure, no.

Have you found any?

- What, gold?
- Yeah.

No.

Okay, what´s the best thing
you have found?

Uh, let´s, um...

Why don´t we...

I´ve got a surprise for you.

Been meaning to give you this.

I bought it for you
when you were born.

Well, when I...
when I thought you were born.

It´s a bit late.
I´ve been saving it.

Ohh.

Thank you.

I think you might have
appreciated it more back then.

No!

No. I like it.
Thanks.

And here, this is for...
for Christmas that same year.

It´s not much.
I was a bit skint.

Wow.

Oh!

I just can´t believe you´ve
saved them all these years.

O-Oh, that´s not it.

Um...

Here´s...

This is for your first birthday,
and this is for your second.

And, uh...

This is for Christmas
those years.

- And here...
- Okay, uh...

this is for your third birthday.

Lance, okay, slow down a bit.
Lance.

- And here´s your...
- Lance, wait, wait.

Uh, you´ve bought me

a birthday and a Christmas
present every year.

Yes.

That...
That´s over 40 presents.

Yes.

Lance, this is amazing,
but I´m freaking out a bit.

What do you mean?

I... Uhh, I don´t think
I even own 40 things.

Oh! Fine.

Uh, well, open this at least.

The presents can wait.

What is it?

Open it.

It´s your child maintenance.

I put it aside every month
till you were 18.

It´s been gathering interest
ever since.

I can´t accept that.

What do you mean?
No, it´s yours already.

It´s always been yours.

I´m not giving you anything
you didn´t already own.

- You just didn´t know about it.
- No, Lance, I just...

- No, no, call me Dad.
- No!

I can´t yet.
I´m sorry.

Um, this is all just a bit much.
I´m gonna go. I´m sorry.

No, no, you don´t have to...
You´re not supposed to go yet.

No, but...

I´ve got all the, uh...

Postman´s coming.

You might hear about
that job today.

Yeah, I wouldn´t
hold your breath.

Should´ve seen the beards
on the other applicants.

A beard and B.O.
doth not an archaeologist make.

Sure goes a long way
towards fitting in, though.

Is that it?

No.

It´s a magazine-subscription
thing.

Have a nice day with Daddy.
Say hello to Uncle Lance.

Don´t listen
to any of their bullshit.

We don´t talk bullshit.

Yes, you do.

We talk about all manner
of philosophical issues.

Arts, religion, science,
you name it.

Life.

You hear about old Rod McClin?

What about him?

- Dead, mate.
- How?

Fell in a vat of boiling soup.

What?

Well, he was working
over at Billingsgate Foods,

in charge of the soup, fell in.

Bloody hell.

Oh, I know.
Grim.

Do you know what flavor?

Don´t know.

For some reason
I´m imagining tomato.

Yeah. Me too.

Ah, he was a legend, Rod McClin.

Didn´t people say
he had metal-detector shoes

so he was constantly detecting?

Heh. There´s lots of stories
about old Rod.

Yeah, he used to go detecting
at the end of each day

for loose change
on Wimbledon Common.

What?

Wimbledon Common.

What about it?

Well, it´s not real.

Not real?

No, it´s fictitious.
It´s made up for "The Wombles."

No, it wasn´t.

Yes, it was.

♫ Underground, overground,
wombling free ♫

No, no.

I know the Wombles lived there,

but that doesn´t mean
it´s not a real place.

You believe in Wombles?

Course I don´t.

Look, the fictitious Wombles
lived fictitiously

on the real-life
Wimbledon Common.

Really?

Google it.

No signal.

Google it later.