All language subtitles for Detectorists.S02E03.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+2.0.H.264-SbR

Describe it to me again.

It´s the, um, you know...

It´s the big, chunky chain

that the mayor wears
on special occasions.

It lets everyone know
he´s the mayor.

- And this is where he lost it?
- So he says.

Why would he wear it here?

Your guess is as good as mine.

It´s probably best not to think
too much about it.

Do you think that´s what
the mayor was doing?

Which one?

That one.

Possibly.

Maybe not exactly that,
but certainly along those lines.

Do you think he was wearing
his chain when he was doing it?

I suppose so.

What for?

Probably gives him
a sense of power.

- Can we go home now?
- Yeah.

Don´t want to stick around here
any longer than we have to.

She´s gonna catch her death.

♫ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me ♫

♫ Climb through
the briar and bramble? ♫

♫ I´ll be your treasure ♫

♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

♫ I´m waiting for you ♫

Oh, Lance, hello.

Sophie.

Hello.

- What are you up to?
- I was just, uh...

Oh, I was just, um...

picking up a few things.

Nice flowers.

Yeah, yeah.
Brighten the place up a bit.

What kind of...

Freesias, I think.

And chocolates?

Yeah.
Give myself a little treat.

Why not?

Exactly.

Can you smell the early ´90s?

No.

Anyway, good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

Enjoy the chocolates.

Sorry?

Chocolates?

Yeah. Yeah.

Your phone´s ringing.

It´s Sophie.

Can you answer it?
I´m up to my elbows.

Hi, Sophie.
It´s Becky.

Yes, he´s changing a nappy.

All right.

Hang on.

Sophie´s just bumped into Lance,

and she thinks
something´s about to go down.

- Like what?
- Like what?

She saw him in the supermarket

buying all
the materials required

to make a romantic evening.

Oh, God, he must have got the
instructions off the Internet.

I got to wash my hands.
What was he buying?

What was he buying?

Flowers, chocolates, aftershave.

What kind?

Freesias, Ferrero Rocher,
Fahrenheit.

Christ.

Hello?

You still got the suspect
in your sights?

All right, follow at a discreet
distance and report back.

Oh, and Sophie?
Be safe.

You are a bunch of kids.

We´re just concerned about him.

We don´t want him
to make a fool of himself.

Mm, because you´re an expert
in that field?

Listen, tomorrow night,
shall we go out?

Just the two of us.

Yeah, okay.
What´s brought this on?

Nothing´s brought this on.

I´m only suggesting
going to a restaurant.

Cool.
Who´ll babysit?

- Well, let´s face it.
- Your mum.

She´s free.

Course she is.
She doesn´t have any friends.

I meant
she doesn´t cost anything.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

She is his grandmother.

I just wish we didn´t have to
rely on her so much.

Well, I think I´ve got a plan
to deal with her.

Murder? Really?
Okay.

Not murder.

I know someone.
I can make a phone call.

Not murder.

Oh, look, it´s Forrest Gump.

Oh, yeah.

Hello.

Uh, we were
just looking for something.

Yeah, I-I...
I lost something.

Don´t think we´ll ever find it.
Do you?

No, no, I don´t.

- Was it valuable?
- What?

The thing you lost.

N-No.
V-Very cheap.

Oh, well,
we should just call it a day.

I think we´re just gonna
call it a day.

Who was that?

Uh, I don´t know.
But they were spying on you.

Oh. Hello.

Hello.

How are you?

Yeah, not bad.
Good.

Yourself?

Good.

- Should we...
- Yeah, okay.

It´s quite reasonable.

No, i-it´s horrible.

It´s not horrible.
It can be... Imagine...

It looks like a white hearse.

About 22, 23.
Blond.

Yeah, that´s her.
Did he see you?

No, but she did.
I´m shit at spying.

Well, that´s already
been established.

But he dumped the chocolates
and the flowers?

Yep. But the smell of aftershave
was very much still in the air.

It´s amazing, isn´t it?

All the information
at our fingertips these days.

Oh, it certainly is, Sheila.

The things Terry gets up to
on his computer.

Do you know where he sent
an e-mail last week?

Where?

New Zealand.

Yeah?

Terry!

Please, Terry.
Hugh´s cousin´s a mechanic.

- No.
- Oh...

Terry, tell them where you sent
an e-mail last week.

New Zealand.

Told you.

Yeah.
Easy, really.

Just a click of a button.

Friends that we met in
the Peak District on holiday.

Rory and Simone.

- And have you heard back?
- Not yet.

So let us show you
what we´ve turned up.

Sorry I´m late.

Had to, uh, do something.

You smell nice.

Okay, so we´re pretty sure

that this is the same view
of the round tower

because of this window here,

and the photograph would have
been taken ´round about here,

looking in this direction,

pretty much where we parked
the cars the other day.

Well, that´s just farm. That´s
actually on our permission.

We haven´t got
to that field yet,

but it´s definitely
on the same farm.

No.
No, you´re in the wrong place.

No, we´re not.
What do you mean?

No, you´re on the wrong side
of the church.

How do you know?

Well, look at the motorbike.

Numbers on the plate,
back to front.

Image has been reversed.

Good God, you´re right.

Huh.

Window should be
on the other side of the tower.

Need to be here.

Unfortunately
we don´t have permission

to detect in that field.

- Oh, dear.
- What?

Russell, did you
ever get a chance

to, uh, look for
the mayor´s chain of office?

We tried,
but we couldn´t stomach it.

It´s horrible up there.

Well, I think you´re gonna have
to find the courage to go back,

because unless
I´m very much mistaken,

this land belongs to none other
than the mayor himself.

So, Russell, Hugh, your mission
is to find the chain,

return it, and in lieu of
the aforepromised donation,

see if you can
persuade the mayor

to let us detect on his farm.

Do we have to?
It is putrid up there.

Hugh saw some things up there

that such young eyes
should never have to witness.

He hasn´t spoken about it since.

Oh, come on, man up, Russell.

You go!

Wouldn´t be seen dead
in those woods.

Exactly! At least not until
you were properly decomposed.

Russ!

I wouldn´t be surprised

if both Hugh and me
have caught an infection.

Well, wear protective clothing.

Come on, chaps.
Steel yourselves!

This one´s for the club.

I mean, you could even
pop ´round there now.

We´ll go in the morning.

Oh.

What, where are all the cars go
and park up after dark,

and they go...

Exactly.

Well, what was
the mayor doing up there

in his chains of office?

Well, maybe that´s how
he gets his kicks.

Takes all sorts.

Terry likes to wear his...

Lance doesn´t need to...
Nobody needs to...

Ah, here we are!

I´ll pay for these.

Now, so we got a J.D. and C,

G and slimline T,

three pints of numbers,
and a Dubonnet and lemonade.

- How much is that?
- £24.50.

You can keep that.
Cheers.

So, Sheila, do you get
out there in the fields

with a metal detector?

Oh, gosh, no, Peter.

I couldn´t think of anything
more tedious.

Even so, you have
a great percentage

of female club members.

Well, I should say we´ve
probably got above average.

And we also got
two lesbians and an Asian.

Very proud.

Louise and Varde
are also women, Terry.

They´re not just lesbians.

Yeah, but you know what I mean.

We´ve got
all the minorities covered.

Are women a minority?

Well, you know what I mean.

I don´t know if we do, Terry.

Oh, God, it´s a minefield.
I´m just gonna shut up.

Hey, look, it´s these guys.

Oh, shit.

Ah.
Evening, ladies.

Ha.
Yes, your catchphrase.

It´s really good.
It´s very amusing.

Here they are...
the Dirt Sharks.

- The what?
- You heard me.

Yes, we have re-formed.

We are now known
as the Dirt Sharks.

Yuck.

Don´t know why everyone has
such a problem with that name.

It was unanimously chosen from
a very attractive short list.

Mm.
What were some of the others?

Dirt Surfers.

It´s Peter, isn´t it?

That´s right.

We wondered if we might have a
word with you about your quest.

Plane crash?

- Certainly.
- In private, please.

These guys are all helping
to find the plane.

Any information you have
is very welcome,

and we´d all like to hear.

You do realize that you will
have to have a license

from the Ministry of Defence
to dig the site,

even if you do find it,
don´t you?

It´s all in hand.
Thank you.

And you´ll have to have
a finds liaison officer present

to record any items of value.

Well, we´re not expecting
to find any items of value.

- Oh, aren´t you?
- No.

What are you getting at?

According to the Protection
of Military Remains Act 1986,

any crash site
suspected of having...

Everything is done by the book.

You don´t need to worry.

Thank you for your help.

Good night.

Night.

Wankers.

Those two give me the willies.

Rival club?

Sophie used to spy for them.

Really?
You didn´t tell me about that.

Yes, and they won´t let me
forget it.

Their methods are unsound.

Nighthawks.

You were a nighthawk?

No, I was duped.

We rescued her
from the dark side.

That´s hilarious.

I knew there was something
I didn´t trust about you.

Shut up.

They´re getting on well.

What, Sophie and Peter?
That´ll never work.

Why not?

He´s too old for her.

Is he?

I don´t know. What´s a
reasonable age difference?

Well, sometimes 10 years.

What about 20?

But he´s not
20 years older than her.

No, no.
But would 20 be too much?

Yeah, probably.
What are you talking about?

Nothing.

You walking home?

Um, Peter´s giving me a lift.

You only live down the road.

Y-Yeah.

Oh, it...
Yeah, no, I-I know, yeah.

See you later, then.

- Yeah, see ya.
- Bye, Andy.

Better get this
over and done with.

Russ?

Ugh!

What is it?

Look.

Oh, yeah.

I´ve seen a few of those
scattered about.

All different colors.

Has that one been used?

It looks like it.
It´s got a knot in it.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I´m not touching it.

Neither am I.

Flick it off with a stick.

Can you get me a stick?

It was in his hair.

Seriously, it came out
with such force,

it shot out the back
of his nappy,

up his back, and it was
all matted in his hair.

Had to tease it out with a comb.

Is this really
an after-dinner story?

I´ve just had
sticky toffee pudding.

Do you want another drink?

Uh, maybe.

Let´s have another drink.

Do you remember what we used to
talk about before Stan?

You mean we didn´t used to
talk about poo all the time?

Hardly ever.

We used to talk about the future
and what we wanted to do.

About our hopes and dreams.

Can I tell you what Gay Martin
said about VSO?

Uh...

Please, Andy, don´t just
close your mind to this.

And don´t just clam up.

If you are really against this,
I need to know why.

I´ve told you.
I think Stan´s too young.

How can we look after a
three-month-old baby in Africa?

- Africans manage it.
- You know what I mean.

I´m so scared, Andy, that now
we´ve had a baby, that´s it,

we´re never gonna do anything
brave or exciting ever again

because we´re too nervous
about changing anything.

I don´t get to see
enough of Stan.

If we don´t do this now,
we might never do it.

We need to be brave, both of us.

We both need to say,
"Fuck it, let´s do this."

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Something to finish off?

Yes, please. I´d like
a Scotch, double, no ice.

Sir?

Um, just a decaffeinated coffee,
please.

Quite weak.

Plenty of milk, but cold milk
so it´s not too hot.

Just tepid.

Would you like a marshmallow
with it?

Oh, yes, please.

Let me show you what I found.

Toutswemogala Hill in Botswana.

They´ve been excavating
an Iron Age civilization there

for the past five years.

They´ve just received funding
for a further year,

and they´re recruiting
new graduates

as field archaeologists.

And look.

The nearest town
is 50 kilometers away,

so they´ve begun building
a village

close to the excavation site
for the workers.

And they´ve set up a school
for the children,

and the school needs volunteers.

Well?

Yeah, it´s... I don´t know.

Look at it, Andy.
It´s almost too good to be true.

Who´d look after Stan?

We would.
Both of us.

Be difficult
without your mum about.

You always moan
when he goes to my mum´s.

She helps a lot.

Oh, you are such a hypocrite.

It´s... It´s not just that.

I mean, wouldn´t we be mad
to risk it

while you´ve got a job
and a steady income?

It´s the only security
we´ve got.

I gave in my notice.

What? When?

When I went back to work, I gave
in my notice at the same time.

I told them I was only gonna
be there for one more term.

When were you gonna tell me?

I... I didn´t want to put
pressure on you finding a job.

I was gonna tell you
as soon as you got work.

But the weeks and months
are passing by,

and you´re still signing on.

Oh, no, wait.
Oh, we´re too late.

Applications closed yesterday.

I know.
I´ve already applied for you.

You´ve got an interview
on Tuesday.

Jeez.
Any more revelations?

Just go along
and do the interview.

It´ll be good practice.

And... And if you don´t get it,
nothing lost.

And if I do?

Then we´ll discuss it some more.

Please.

Please be brave.

Madame, double scotch, no ice.

Thank you.

And for you, sir,

weak, mild, tepid, sweet,
decaffeinated coffee.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

What, you don´t think
I should have the marshmallow?

You think it´ll keep me awake?

Africa Botswana?

No, Botswana-upon-Thames.

Bloody hell.

Ridiculous, right?

You can´t take a baby
to Botswana.

- How long for?
- A year.

It´s completely the wrong time.

We need to wait
until Stanley´s older.

Sounds brilliant.

What?
Not you as well.

Well, sounds right up
your strasse.

Brushing the dirt
with little brushes.

Why wouldn´t you want to go
for that?

You can´t wait to get rid of me.

Who would you go detecting with?

Oh, don´t worry about me.

Anyway, I might not have
quite so much time

to go detecting from now on.

Why´s that?

Oh, nothing.
You know, just things.

Other things going on.

Other people.

Here.
You remember old Mick Wiffin?

He used to wear period costumes
when he was detecting.

That´s it.

Swore he found more from the era
of the clothes he was wearing.

Frock coat and periwig, he´d
find Georgian buckles and coins.

Pops on a toga... Roman stuff.

You didn´t want to see him

when he was searching for
prehistoric artifacts, though.

Tiny strip of rabbit fur.

And he was a big bloke.

You see "Celebrity Mastermind"?

Yeah, general-knowledge
questions were a joke.

Oh.
I didn´t. I was out.

Like children´s questions.

Didn´t see it.
Went out with someone.

General-knowledge questions
on normal "Mastermind"

are well difficult.

Nobody you´d know.

Why do celebrities
get easier questions?

Mm?

Oh, for Christ´s sake, mate, I
know you´ve been seeing someone.

- I saw you, and Sophie saw you.
- When?

In a café when you said you were
gonna be at the DIY shop,

and in the park.

So you´ve seen her?

Yes, mate. So stop being
so fucking mysterious.

She´s beautiful, isn´t she?

I haven´t seen her close up.
I don´t know. Is she?

Yeah.

What´s her name?

Kate.

How many times
have you seen her?

Three times.

And how old is she?

22.

What?

What do you mean, "What?"
You know what.

Isn´t she a bit young for you?

Nope.

She´s exactly the right age.

Aah! Stop speaking in riddles!
Tell me what´s going on!

- She´s my daughter!
- Right! Thank you!

- She´s...
- Dah, dah, dah!

I just need to process.

- Your daughter?
- Yeah.

That you knew about?

Yes.

And that
you didn´t tell me about?

Why should I have done?

No reason.
It´s just a little thing.

I only met her last week.

She looks just like her mother.

Well, who´s her mother?

I only knew her
a couple of months.

She was about the age
Kate is now.

I fell for her
hook, line, and sinker.

Summer fling.

Met a girl,
spent the summer with her.

Tell me more, tell me more.
Was it love at first sight?

Mate.
I´m trying to open up here.

- Sorry.
- Anyway...

Come the end of the summer,
she found out she was pregnant.

Furious.
Sawed my bed in half.

Sawed it in half?

Chainsaw.

Lengthways?

Across.

Disappeared back to Ireland.
I never saw her again.

And, what, Kate found you?

Yeah.
She e-mailed me last month.

I always hoped she would.

Mate, it´s a brave new world.

It´s time to confront
past mistakes.

And I think
you should take that job.

So did the council
come and pick that up, then?

The bed.

I dismantled it in the end.

Take it up the dump.

Took three trips.