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Found anything?
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Not sure.
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It's a good signal, though.
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What have you got?
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Nothing.
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♪ Will you search through
the lonely earth for me?
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♪ Climb through the briar and brambles?
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♪ I'll be your treasure
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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♪ I'm waiting for you
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Oh, this is hopeless.
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I'm not getting anything. We don't
even know if we're in the right field.
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Patience, grasshopper.
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If only Bishop could remember roughly
where they ploughed up the gold.
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Mate.
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What?
Keep it down.
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You think the Antiquisearchers
have bugged the field?
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Well, I wouldn't put it past them.
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Various gold artefacts were ploughed up...
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What are you doing?
On this farm several decades ago
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and we think it's the site of
an important Saxon ship burial.
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What are you doing, idiot?
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Mate, there's no-one
within a mile and a half.
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Oh, something, anything,
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just to let us know
we're on the right track.
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What have you got?
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20p.
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Don't knock it, mate.
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Cheers.
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Oh, cheers.
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That didn't go down at all well.
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Thought you were a vegetarian.
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I am.
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What are you doing
eating pork scratchings then?
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They're just crisps.
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They're just pork-flavoured.
No, they're not, they're pig skin.
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Shut up.
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Pork scratchings are fried pig skin, mate.
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Look at the ingredients.
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They can't sell packets of fried pig skin.
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Shit.
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How long's this been going on?
It's always been so.
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Nobody ever told me.
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So you still up for the
open mic on Thursday?
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I'm up for it if you are.
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Yeah. I think so.
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How you getting on
with playing and standing up?
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Not happening, mate.
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I'm thinking about making it my gimmick.
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What do you mean?
Well, Sandie Shaw performed barefoot,
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Nick Drake performed
with his back to the audience,
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I can perform cross-legged.
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Sounds a big pretentious.
No, it's not pretentious, is it?
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It's not an affectation
because I can actually do it standing up.
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What are they doing here?
This isn't their pub.
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Afternoon, ladies.
Infantile.
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Are you?
I'm not playing that game.
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You're brave coming here.
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We hear some interesting artefacts
were found on Bishop's farm.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I think you do.
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We haven't found anything, unless you consider
drinks cans and barbed wire interesting.
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I wouldn't expect you two personally
to have found anything.
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I'm referring to various items
of a possible historical interest
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that were shown to you by Farmer Bishop.
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Nope, sorry, you've lost us.
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Whether or not you found the items,
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you have a responsibility to report anything
that could be considered Treasure Trove
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to the district coroner.
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No, we don't.
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Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about?
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No, we don't.
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You have 14 days to report the finds, otherwise
I shall alert the relevant authorities myself.
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Actually, 12 days now.
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Christ, he can speak.
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Is he allowed to talk?
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You're in trouble now, mate.
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You wait till he gets you home.
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Come along, Paul,
these amateurs are beneath us.
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Always have to have the
last word, don't you? Hm?
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No.
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His name actually is Paul.
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How did they find out?
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Bishop must have told them.
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Maybe you're right,
maybe they bugged the field.
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What are we going to do?
That site's too important to lose.
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We have to defend it.
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We have to get the full might of the DMDC
on our side.
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All seven of them.
Exactly.
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Blitz the place.
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Let's go and talk to
Terry, mobilise the troops.
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Somebody's coming.
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What's that, love?
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Somebody's coming.
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Who?
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Two. One short, one thin.
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Righto.
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Oh, they're here.
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Evening, Terence.
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Hello, Lance. Hello, Andy.
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What can I do you for?
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Oh, it's you. Hello.
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Oh, hello, Sheila.
Hello, Sheila.
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Would you like some lemonade?
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Oh, no thanks, Sheila.
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It's fresh.
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I'll have some, Sheila, thank you.
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Oh, go on, then. Yeah, that'll be nice.
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Yes, please, darling. Lovely.
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New acquisition, Terry?
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Oh, no, no, just reordering.
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I thought I'd try them in denomination
rather than date order.
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Oh, interesting.
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Obviously ordered chronologically
within the denomination.
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Obviously.
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So, to what do I owe the honour?
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It's Bishop's farm.
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Is he standing in your
way? He is, isn't he?
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Well, it's hardly surprising. I mean, if I
had buried my wife in a shallow grave,
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the last people I'd be inviting onto
my property would be men with spades.
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No, we've got the permission.
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Really?
Yeah, he was delighted.
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Pretty much giving us free rein.
It's what he's told us about the place.
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What's he told you? Well, there's
already been a dig at the farm,
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but it was years ago, before the war.
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Dug a couple of trenches
and then never returned.
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But then he showed us some things
that had been ploughed up.
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What sort of things?
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Well, important things.
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Beautiful things.
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Gold and garnets.
Go on.
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The other lot are sniffing around.
Antiquisearchers.
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Are they? They've got wind
of it, have they? Apparently so.
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So we need the club,
the full weight of the club behind us.
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All seven of us.
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What's he like, Bishop?
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Mad as a frog, just like you said.
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Has he mentioned the wife?
He's mentioned her to me
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but he was in some sort of trance.
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What's he up to?
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He's up to something.
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And he's definitely given you permission
to search the land?
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All except one field.
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Well, that's where she is.
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We need to get up there.
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Need to get over there soon.
No time to lose.
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When?
I can't tomorrow. Got an essay to write.
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Well, I'm busy the day after.
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Wednesday?
Need to rehearse for the gig.
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You have a gig?
Open mic, White Horse. You should come.
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Sounds good. Thursday?
That's the day of the gig.
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Can't do Thursday, then. The day after?
Perfect.
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All right, it's set.
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Oh, thanks, love.
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Thank you, Sheila.
I thank you!
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The DMDC.
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DMDC.
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Wow. That's lemony.
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Gosh, it really is, isn't it?
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Well done, love, it's delicious.
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Mags, it's me, Lance.
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Oh, hello, love, won't be a second.
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Hello, love. You all right?
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Yeah, good. You?
Yeah, good. I was just out the back.
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I brought you this back.
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Oh, is that mine?
Yeah, it's your favourite.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks, love.
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So are you still on for tomorrow?
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What's tomorrow?
Music night, White Horse.
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Yeah? Who's playing?
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I am. I told you.
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Me and Andy are doing one of my songs.
Oh, yeah, you said.
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Oh, I thought that was next Thursday.
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Is that this Thursday?
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Yeah, tomorrow. You said you could come.
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I'll have to see what Tony's doing.
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Oh, for... Forget...
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Don't worry about...
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If he can't make it, come on your own.
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All right, I'll see what Tony's doing.
What time's it start?
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7:30 start, I think, but I'll text you.
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Who was it, Maggie?
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I said we should have closed up.
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Oh, hello, Lance.
Tony.
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Lance just invited us to a music night
tomorrow night.
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We're not doing anything, are we?
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I told you about it last week.
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Don't think so. Sounds good.
Great.
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We'd better carry on
with that thing, Maggie.
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Moving those boxes.
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Just coming.
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Oh, Lance, could you just flip the
closed sign over on your way out, please?
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Yeah, OK. I'll see you tomorrow night.
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What's tomorrow night?
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The White Horse.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I'll see you there.
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See you, Lance.
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♪ You are my New Age girl
♪ Girl
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♪ You're the shine in the pearl
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♪ You're the lights of the fair
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♪ You're the Tilt-A-Whirl
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♪ Tilt-A-Whirl Oh, no...
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♪ Tilt-A... Whirl
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What is a Tilt-A-Whirl?
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It's a fairground ride.
It's like a Waltzer.
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Right.
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Come on, mate, I think it's sounding good.
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I don't even think this was a good idea.
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Hey, I'm looking forward to it.
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So is Becky.
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Don't come. I don't want you to come.
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OK.
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And explain to me
why I shouldn't be offended by that.
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It's going to be awful.
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I want to spare you the pain.
Oh, dear.
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And it will cause you pain.
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You were so adamant.
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I set the class easy homework
so I can have the night off marking.
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I bought you this
as a way of saying please don't come.
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Oh.
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Cheers.
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Honestly, it's going to be dreadful.
You'll go off me.
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You'll see me up there on stage
and you'll think, "What a prick.
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What am I doing with him?"
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You're making it sound better and better.
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This is a spectacle I don't want to miss.
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Please.
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Will you give me a private performance
another time?
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Absolutely. Naked, if you want.
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No, clothed is fine.
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Just not in front of a crowd.
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You're expecting a crowd?
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Oh, God, yeah, at least a crowd,
probably more.
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Becks coming?
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No, she... no, she really wanted to
but she's got marking to do,
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so, yeah, it's a shame.
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How about Maggie?
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Hey?
Maggie?
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What about her?
Did you invite her?
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Can't remember.
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May have done.
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Who you looking for?
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Just seeing who's here.
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You haven't met Tony, Maggie's new bloke.
Don't think so.
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Massive knob.
Has he?
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No, he is one.
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Not he's got one.
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I've got no idea how big his knob is.
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I imagine it's probably tiny.
Probably.
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No, she'll turn up, and if she doesn't
it'll just be a nice low-profile thing,
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practice run for the stadium tour.
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I may have put it on Facebook.
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Oh, balls, when?
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The other night when
I was feeling confident.
257
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:19,051
Nice.
258
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,373
Shit.
What?
259
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,411
Simon and Garfunkel.
260
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,333
More of them.
261
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,774
Is this pub an
Antiquisearchers' stronghold?
262
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,534
I don't know. Where do they meet?
263
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:31,496
WI on a Thursday.
264
00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:32,973
Bollocks.
265
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,420
Oh, well. What are they going to do?
266
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,618
Spotted.
267
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:42,094
Right, that's settled,
we're not doing the song.
268
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,931
Deal. We'll get a drink.
269
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,934
Can always have one. What are you having?
270
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,931
Pint, please.
271
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,248
Hiya.
272
00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,291
Oh, hi, Sophe.
Andy, hello.
273
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,334
Who are you saying hello to?
You!
274
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,455
Oh.
275
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,500
You got Lance's message, then?
276
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,813
What message?
On Facebook.
277
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,694
Oh, yeah, yeah, thought I'd come down.
278
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,974
Cool, I don't actually know
if we're going to be doing it after all.
279
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,971
What?
The song.
280
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,694
Oh, really? Why not?
281
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,774
Turns out this place
is an Antiquisearchers bastion.
282
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,094
They're all around.
283
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,567
A wretched hive of scum and villainy.
284
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,171
We must be cautious.
285
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,454
What are you drinking?
A pint, please.
286
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,660
Where are you sitting?
Down there.
287
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, blimey.
288
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,334
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
289
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,092
I did put it on Facebook.
290
00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:47,454
Oh, that's blown it.
291
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,814
I guess we're doing the song after all.
292
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,654
We're looking forward to it.
Yes.
293
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:55,175
What's it called?
Well, wait and see.
294
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,176
Is it a sad song?
295
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,211
I love sad songs.
296
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,933
Is it, Lance?
297
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,698
Is it a sad song?
298
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,731
No, not especially.
299
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:08,016
Is it about your ex-wife?
300
00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:09,654
No, why'd you say that?
301
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,333
You keep going on about her.
I do not.
302
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:14,214
Is she coming tonight?
I don't know.
303
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,334
Does anyone want a drink?
I'll get them.
304
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,138
Pint? Pint?
305
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,096
Coke?
306
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,807
Sheila, what are you having?
Pina colada.
307
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:30,894
Pina... I'm not sure
they'll have that at the White Horse.
308
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,694
I'll check. But if they don't?
309
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,691
Snowball.
Snowball, got it.
310
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:21,769
Cheers, everybody, whose come
to folk it up at the White Horse.
311
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,171
First up... Johnny Piper.
312
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,691
Hey.
313
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:48,857
♪ Would you search the lonely earth for me?
314
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:53,532
♪ Climb through the briar and brambles?
315
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,655
♪ I'll be your treasure
316
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:08,731
♪ I felt the touch of the kings
and the breath of the wings
317
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,817
♪ I knew the call of all the songbirds
318
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:15,648
♪ They sang all the wrong words
319
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:20,376
♪ I'm waiting for you
320
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,896
♪ I'm waiting for you
321
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,570
She'll be here. Can you see her?
322
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,175
Thank you, Johnny. Lovely stuff.
323
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,735
And moving right along, please welcome...
324
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,977
Lance Stater and Andy Stone.
325
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,571
This is New Age Girl.
326
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,176
♪ Back when the sky was clear and blue
327
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:06,135
♪ I met a girl who looked like you
328
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:14,733
♪ But when she opened her arms
I fell clean through
329
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:20,093
♪ And now I don't know what to do
330
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:25,970
♪ Because you were my New Age girl
331
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,574
♪ You're the shine in the pearl
332
00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,254
♪ You're the lights of the fair
333
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:33,650
♪ You're the Tilt-A-Whirl
334
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:38,250
♪ And when I fell I paid the price
335
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:46,618
♪ You found a man
who took a slice of your love
336
00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:53,692
♪ He erected a circle of stones
around your heart
337
00:20:54,740 --> 00:21:00,133
♪ And like a tear and
share he tore us apart
338
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:04,896
♪ Because you were my New Age girl
339
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,454
♪ You're the shine in the pearl
340
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,294
♪ You're the lights of the fair
341
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,576
♪ You're the Tilt-A-Whirl
342
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,653
♪ You're the sun, you're the moon
343
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:19,297
♪ You're the light in the room
344
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,859
♪ You were my New Age girl
345
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,451
Double whisky?
Yes, please.
346
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:47,129
Right, we'll have to take a 10-minute break
while the next act parks the van.
347
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,373
That was good.
348
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,058
Shut up.
It was.
349
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,454
It was better than I thought it was
going to be but that's not saying much.
350
00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,939
I liked it.
351
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,174
Why was Lance on a toadstool?
Has he got piles?
352
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,894
No, he can't play
unless he's sitting cross-legged.
353
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,379
Seriously?
354
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,411
That is brilliant.
355
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,891
Hello?
356
00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,612
Hello.
357
00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:14,934
Hi.
358
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,414
You came down?
Yep.
359
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,684
I was bored
and that wine you bought was a bit shit.
360
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:21,577
Um, this is Sophie.
361
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:23,019
Hello, Sophie.
362
00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:25,369
Sophie, this is, um...
Becky.
363
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,100
Becky. This is Becky.
364
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,131
Hi, Becky.
365
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,330
Well, this is nice.
366
00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,174
I'll get you a drink. What are you having?
367
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:38,094
Just an orange juice, thanks.
Great.
368
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,658
Really? Sit down.
369
00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,691
I'll get it.
370
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,673
Maggie didn't turn up.
Becky's here.
371
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:54,329
Oh, yeah.
372
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:56,214
Hello, Becks, you all right?
373
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,450
Yeah, good, thanks, Lance.
374
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,694
Second thoughts, I'm going to head off.
375
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,374
Oh, OK, I'll see you at home.
376
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:03,972
Yeah.
377
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,578
Bye, Lance.
Cheers.
378
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,771
She was nice.
379
00:23:24,380 --> 00:23:26,371
Oh, shit.
380
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,131
Becks!
381
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:36,253
Becks!
382
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,534
Who the hell is she?
Just someone from the club.
383
00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:40,371
Who you hold hands with?
384
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,294
We weren't holding hands.
She was holding my hand for moral support.
385
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,291
How old is she?
I don't know.
386
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,932
Yes, you do.
23.
387
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,892
Brilliant. Thanks.
There's nothing going on.
388
00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:53,094
Then why didn't you want me to come?
I told you.
389
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,294
Because I thought it was going to be crap.
And was it?
390
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:59,167
Actually, it was OK. We were quite pleased.
391
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:04,574
You're pathetic. You're having
a pathetic little midlife crisis.
392
00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:06,494
Go on, leave me for a younger woman
393
00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:10,916
and get a pair of leather trousers
and a motorbike while you're at it.
394
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,058
What would you get?
395
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:23,167
A Triumph Bonneville, probably.
396
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,659
Or a Kawasaki.
397
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,374
She calm down eventually?
398
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,972
Sort of.
399
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,817
You spoken to Maggie?
400
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:31,213
Yeah.
401
00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:33,251
Why didn't she come?
402
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,892
She had no recollection of me
ever mentioning it.
403
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:38,891
Oh, well.
Here he is.
404
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:42,093
Hi, Terry.
Hello, chaps.
405
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:43,454
Sorry I'm a bit late.
406
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:45,451
Flamenco class.
407
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:46,740
Has to be done.
408
00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,691
So here we are.
409
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:50,696
Bishop's farm.
410
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,494
Thought I'd never see the day.
411
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,694
Anyone else coming?
412
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,454
No, there's plenty of time
to get them involved later on.
413
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,734
I thought we could do a bit ourselves,
you know.
414
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,731
Have a bit of a recce.
Really?
415
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,218
Is he around?
416
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,251
Bishop? I haven't seen him.
417
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:08,134
Oh. And which is the field
he told you to stay out of?
418
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:11,494
The paddock on the Birchwood road.
Told us not to go digging down there.
419
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,614
Right, that's where we want to start then.
420
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:16,087
Really? We sort of gave him our word.
421
00:25:19,340 --> 00:25:23,372
What is under there that he
doesn't want people digging up, huh?
422
00:25:23,380 --> 00:25:25,371
That is where she is.
423
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:29,676
If he comes along, challenges me,
I'll just plead ignorance.
424
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,691
Here.
425
00:25:32,860 --> 00:25:34,454
You let me know if you find anything.
426
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,414
Press that button to speak,
let it go to listen. Will do.
427
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:40,374
And always say "Over"
at the end of a transmission.
428
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:41,938
Copy that.
10-4.
429
00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:48,814
He's on a different mission.
430
00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:51,734
Thinks he's back on
the force, the glory days.
431
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:53,334
Wants to find Mrs Bishop.
432
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:55,331
Crack a cold case.
433
00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,731
Over.
434
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:49,609
So he's got five on the life
and works of PG Wodehouse.
435
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,300
Onto the general knowledge round.
436
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:58,974
First question, what flightless bird is
an unofficial symbol of New Zealand?
437
00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:02,094
Matey answers kangaroo.
438
00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:04,779
I mean, where do I start?
439
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:06,139
Don't have to.
440
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,171
I shouldn't have to.
441
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,331
Nah.
442
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,098
They're not biting.
443
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:16,207
Shall we call it a day?
Suppose.
444
00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,051
Come in, Terry. Over.
445
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,734
Go ahead. Over.
446
00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:27,113
We're thinking of calling it a day.
447
00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:37,295
Over.
448
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,773
Right you are.
449
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:43,134
I've got a target here.
It's quite big and quite deep.
450
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,094
It's probably a pipe or a gate post,
451
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:48,297
but I'm going to check it out anyway.
452
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:49,739
Over.
453
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:55,156
Well, we'll give it about 10 minutes, then
we'll head down to that pub on the corner?
454
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:57,136
Over.
See you in there.
455
00:27:57,180 --> 00:27:58,374
Over and out.
456
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:21,173
Shit.
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