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Thank you all for participating
in this Personality Potluck.
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Especially you. Gregory.
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- You're welcome.
- Alright,
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so now we are going to work
together as a team
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to match each person to the dish
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they brought to represent
their personality.
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Gregory. Barbara. Jacob.
Janine. Me, obviously.
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Great. Let's eat.
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Well, hold on, now. You forgot one.
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Ah.
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Oh, is this Ava?
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Why would I cook for y'all?
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Are one of you a man
that bought me a house?
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Well, who does this
croquembouche belong to?
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Nah.
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Yeah.
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- Oh.
- Alright, Mr. Johnson,
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but how does this represent you?
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Obviously, it's because
he's... because he's bald.
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- Ah.
- Actually, I studied pastry arts
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at Le Cordon Bleu in "Perr-ee."
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- Whoa.
- Well, I'll be.
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- Ooh, la, la.
- Damn.
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I can't believe I actually did
learn something about somebody.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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- This is a beautiful moment.
- Yeah.
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Okay, this is cuckoo,
but should we all bring it in?
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- Ah, let's do it.
- Yeah.
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Come on. Come on.
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- Come here.
- Mmmmmm.
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Yeah.
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I never went to no damn French
cooking school.
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Attention, everyone.
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Attention, everyone.
Barbara needs your attention.
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Thank you. I need a final
head count for karaoke.
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I'll be there.
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I like big butts,
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but someone out there
thinks I'm lying about it,
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and I got to set the record straight.
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Is it okay if I come late?
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I can't miss out
on Friday-night surge pricing.
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You know, if I got into a
rideshare and you were the driver,
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well, brother, I'd never get out.
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I just hope you don't miss our duet,
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'cause I've been practicing
my Ja Rule voice all week, baby.
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I'm not gonna miss out on the duet,
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and I put that on Murder I-N-C.
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I love that name.
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Well, I'm just excited to finally
have a chance to be heard.
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You know, Zach used to turn
my mic down during duets at home
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because he said my voice
only worked in theory.
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Hey, Barbara,
can I bring Erika to karaoke?
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She's in need of a pick-me-up.
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She and Simon broke up again.
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I can't believe
you're forcing your friend
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to throw it back on a district employee
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just so you can get back
in their good graces.
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That is not what I'm doing.
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She's welcome to come.
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As long as she does not throw it
back, forward, or to the side.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- She won't.
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Ava will you be joining us?
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I, the karaoke queen,
will not be in attendance.
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But before you fret... music joke.
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Ooh.
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It's because I have a date.
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Ooh. Well, I hope he measures up.
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- Nice.
- I'm sure he'll clear the bar.
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Oh.
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I bet... I hope he doesn't hit...
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I hope he hits all the right notes.
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Now, Jacob, that was a bridge too far.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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There it is. There it is.
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Who's the date with?
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Melissa, you don't know who it is?
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Who?
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It's O'Sho-o-o-o-o-n.
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- Ooh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Now, that's a man.
- Oh.
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Yes. Fine for no reason.
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Yes, he is.
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- Oh, wow.
- Ooh, very fancy.
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Yeah. Look at this.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
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Where you guys been?
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I've already done every
Fleetwood Mac song they've got.
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Fleetwood Mac? I don't think
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that's in your register, Mr. Johnson.
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Mnh-mnh. Yeah, you're more
of a Macy Gray kind of range.
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Girl.
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I'll tell you two
just like I told Quincy Jones.
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Mr. Johnson sings, or Mr. Johnson walks.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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- Let's do it.
- They're here already.
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That's great.
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Oh, why don't you go say hi?
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He's a little cutie patootie.
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Cuties are everywhere.
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It's gonna take a lot more than being
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the cutest cutie to ever patoot
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to turn the head of ol' Jacob Hill.
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Okay.
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Wow.
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Then why is your neck
on owl mode right now?
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It's because I'm...
I'm actually checking out...
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- Oh, okay.
- Hey, girl.
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Hey, Erika.
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And Simon.
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What... What's...
What's he doing here? Hey.
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Worshiping the ground
I walk on, of course.
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- Hey, Janine.
- What's up?
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Why don't you go talk to Jacob?
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Whatever you say, E-baby.
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Mm. Mm. You're so nasty.
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Very nasty.
I thought he broke up with you.
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Broke up with me?
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Does that even sound right to you?
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I love it when you guys are together.
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It's kind of fun but dangerous,
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like walking backwards.
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So how long are you
staying together this time?
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You asking a lot of questions
about me and my man,
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but where is yours?
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He still built like a Lego?
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Oh, hey. How you doing?
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I'm Gregory, and I'll be your
driver for the next 13 minutes.
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Please buckle up, and help
yourself to any of the drinks
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and assorted snacks.
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I also have every kind of phone charger,
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and if you feast your eyes
on the tablet attached
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to the back of the headrest,
you'll find my latest addition,
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Gregory's Goofy Games.
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Okay, enough practice.
Time for the real thing.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hey. How you doing?
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I'm Gregory.
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I'll sit here.
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Oh, I got you.
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In case someone hotter walks by.
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Thank you.
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Have you been here before?
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No, but it seems up to my standards.
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I'm gonna go ahead and let my girl know
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she doesn't have to pretend
she's going into labor.
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I've been hesitant to come here.
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It's kind of a sore spot
since it replaced
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one of my favorite restaurants.
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That old diner was one
of your favorite restaurants?
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Well, for the nostalgia,
not for the food.
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It was where my parents would take me
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whenever I got a good report card.
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Oh, you had to get
good grades just to eat?
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Sad.
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Nah, nah, if that was the case, I
wouldn't have eaten very often.
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I was not a great student.
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A bad boy.
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Or a dumb boy. Both?
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Neither now.
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Damn.
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Yeah.
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What about you, though?
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Did your family go out to eat
a lot when you were growing up?
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You're not supposed to ask
people if they grew up rich.
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But if you're worried
I don't know what MP means.
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I do, and those are the
only things I'll be ordering.
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♪ I fou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd ♪
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♪ Lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ve ♪
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♪ Never knew what I was missin' ♪
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♪ But I knew once we start kissin' ♪
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How are they still
attracted to one another
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- after hearing each other sing?
- Barb.
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If Gerald even burps off key, hm,
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I'm not looking at him for a week.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson,
all these songs are in Korean.
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I know that. I'm BTS ARMY.
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What are you gonna sing, Melissa?
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That is a question for the me
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that is living three drinks
in the future, my friend.
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I will get us a pitcher.
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♪ Lo-o-o-o-ve ♪
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Hi. Could I please get a...
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Whew!
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No, no. No.
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Come. Come on.
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Whoo! The stripper's here!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not... Not... Not a... Not a
stripper. Um, my... my ex is here.
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I need to just, uh, hide out for a beat.
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♪ It's hard out here for a pimp ♪
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♪ When he's tryin' to get this
money for the rent ♪
♪ For the rent ♪
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♪ For the Cadillac and gas money spent ♪
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♪ Who have a whole lot
of bitches jumpin' ship ♪
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I don't care what it's about.
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- ♪ It's hard out here for a pimp ♪
- Janine. Janine.
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Janine.
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♪ For the Cadillac and gas money spent ♪
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Hey, you forgot the beer.
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And where are all the worship songs?
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I was promised the BeBes and the CeCes.
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I saw my ex.
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Avi?
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- Zach.
- I like Zach.
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He's out there
with a new gentleman caller.
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Name unknown.
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Okay, so I thought
the two yous were cool.
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Hey, it's not like you haven't
seen each other since the breakup.
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Ah, you're right, I don't... I
don't know why I panicked.
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Just go on out there and say hello.
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- Yeah, I'm gonna.
- Okay.
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Um, save my place in the queue.
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Okay. Get the pitcher first.
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So, what do you think so far?
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Not to be rude-o, but I hated the crudo.
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- You know...
- Mm?
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you giggle a lot for a man.
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I just like to show
when I'm having a good time.
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Mm.
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I don't get a lot of chances
to practice my Japanese.
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Good thing we came
to this Japanese restaurant.
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Touché.
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Wow. Now he's speaking French.
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This man is turning into a Rosetta
Stone right before my very eyes.
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Uh, do you speak any other languages?
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Just the universal one.
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Love?
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That's hilarious. Money.
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You know, if you want to get
some more practice,
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you can order us some sake.
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Japanese word for that is "sake."
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♪ I never would have made it ♪
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♪ Never would have made it ♪
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♪ No, I never,
I never could have made it ♪
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♪ Never could have made it ♪
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♪ Without you ♪
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- Wow.
- Yeah! Oh, my God.
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Hallelujah. Yes.
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Why is anybody else wasting their time?
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It should just be you
and me all night, Barb.
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- Oh, thank you friend.
- Yeah
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I can't wait to hear
what you're cooking up.
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Okay, well, one more drink,
and I'll be in the zone.
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Alright. Have mine.
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Oh, my gosh. Appreciate you guys
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for helping Barbara out like that.
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She made us sing that song
because she said we needed Jesus.
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- And we do.
- Oh.
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- Janine, you're up.
- Oh, uh, I am not ready yet
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'cause... 'cause Gregory
and I are doing a duet, so...
252
00:09:23,913 --> 00:09:25,200
You mean you and that Gregory?
253
00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:26,601
Oh, he...
254
00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:28,501
Got yo ass.
255
00:09:31,335 --> 00:09:33,670
Ah-ha-ha. I'm sure he's almost here.
256
00:09:33,695 --> 00:09:35,779
- I'm gonna go check.
- Okay, girl.
257
00:09:35,804 --> 00:09:37,430
Hello?
258
00:09:37,455 --> 00:09:39,989
Hey, so no pressure,
but I've already moved our names
259
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,802
to the bottom of the queue
like twice now.
260
00:09:41,827 --> 00:09:43,388
Uh, yeah. Okay, I'm just picking up
261
00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,831
one more ride, and then I'm there.
262
00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:47,565
Alright, well, please hurry,
263
00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:48,965
But don't speed.
264
00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:50,130
I can't wait.
265
00:09:50,155 --> 00:09:51,900
But there's always time
to make a safe choice.
266
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,286
So excited to see you.
267
00:09:53,311 --> 00:09:55,286
In however long it takes.
268
00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:56,404
For Leonard.
269
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,888
- Uh, yep.
- Ah.
270
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,223
Uh, Janine, I gotta go.
271
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,380
Oh, totally. Alright, well,
272
00:10:00,405 --> 00:10:02,364
if you're rider gets strange
or aggressive,
273
00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:03,723
just give me a call.
274
00:10:03,748 --> 00:10:04,997
People get weird at night.
275
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,606
- Love you.
- Alright. Love you, too.
276
00:10:06,631 --> 00:10:07,882
Love you three.
277
00:10:11,899 --> 00:10:13,650
Ah.
278
00:10:13,675 --> 00:10:15,009
Oh, it's all happening.
279
00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:22,511
- What are you doing here?
- Hi.
280
00:10:22,536 --> 00:10:25,163
Um, Barbara won a raffle
281
00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,898
for, like, a free karaoke room,
so... what about you?
282
00:10:27,923 --> 00:10:30,396
We're celebrating the opening
night of my one-man show,
283
00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,825
- "Got Out."
- Oh. Oh, you changed the title.
284
00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:35,226
Yeah, writing about you
actually broke down some walls
285
00:10:35,251 --> 00:10:36,793
for me creatively.
286
00:10:36,818 --> 00:10:38,444
But what about you? What are you up to?
287
00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:42,347
Mm. Well, um, Melissa got a guinea pig.
288
00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:44,599
That's... cool.
289
00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:46,079
You know, I'm near you guys now.
290
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,528
I just moved to Northern Liberties.
291
00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:49,200
Zach, what the hell?
292
00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:51,435
That's been your dream
neighborhood for, like, ever.
293
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,503
I know. I'm really
going after what I want.
294
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,070
It feels good.
295
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,286
Oh.
296
00:10:56,311 --> 00:10:58,187
Well... Well, good.
297
00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,841
Zach...
298
00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:02,135
You're up. Come on. Our song.
299
00:11:02,136 --> 00:11:04,638
I don't need the lyrics.
300
00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:08,266
♪ He-e-e-ey, hey ♪
301
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:12,396
♪ Every single day
I walk down the street ♪
302
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:16,483
♪ I hear people say, "Baby, so sweet" ♪
303
00:11:16,484 --> 00:11:19,361
♪ And don't lose your mind ♪
304
00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,113
Dessert menu?
305
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,323
- Mm.
- Yes, please.
306
00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:25,729
Domo.
307
00:11:25,754 --> 00:11:29,298
So, yeah, those are
my top five roller coasters,
308
00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:33,334
but I'm more of a immersive
motion simulator kind of guy.
309
00:11:34,585 --> 00:11:36,545
Do you have a... Do you have a favorite?
310
00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:37,927
A favorite what?
311
00:11:37,952 --> 00:11:39,571
Thing I never wanted
to talk about tonight?
312
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,095
Um, excuse me.
313
00:11:45,096 --> 00:11:47,681
C-Could we just get the check, actually?
314
00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:49,950
Oh, so you just decided I didn't
want the matcha cheesecake?
315
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,995
Nah, I just didn't want to
waste any more of your time
316
00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,021
since this is going so poorly.
317
00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:56,153
Why would you say that?
318
00:11:56,178 --> 00:11:58,459
Uh, because of basically everything
319
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,825
that you said
over the course of this date.
320
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,893
Been making fun of me the whole night.
321
00:12:02,918 --> 00:12:06,879
But... that's kind of been our thing.
322
00:12:06,904 --> 00:12:08,905
Would've been nice
to build on that rapport,
323
00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:11,389
to actually, I don't know,
324
00:12:11,414 --> 00:12:13,290
learn something about each other.
325
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,794
Learn what? I'm perfect.
You're obsessed with me.
326
00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:20,263
Domo.
327
00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:25,150
How long do you think
it'll be until you get here?
328
00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:27,218
Um, it should be about...
329
00:12:27,243 --> 00:12:29,244
- Whoa.
- What?
330
00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:32,059
It's just surge pricing is the
highest I've ever seen it right now.
331
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,894
A fare to Jersey just came in,
332
00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,353
and it'd pay for like
a fifth of my rent.
333
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,442
Oh.
334
00:12:37,271 --> 00:12:39,083
Would it be the worst thing in the world
335
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:41,177
if I didn't make it tonight?
336
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:44,071
Oh, um...
337
00:12:44,072 --> 00:12:45,401
You know what? No. Never mind.
338
00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:47,472
I'll just, um...
I shouldn't have even asked.
339
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:49,790
I'll just pass on the ride,
and I'll be there in 10.
340
00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,607
No, Gregory, don't do that.
341
00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:55,510
You gotta take it.
Took a second job to make money.
342
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,250
Make the money.
343
00:12:57,251 --> 00:12:59,544
Thank you for understanding.
344
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:01,630
I'll, um...
345
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,340
I promise I'll make it up to you.
346
00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:04,842
Okay.
347
00:13:08,179 --> 00:13:10,263
It's about time, Jacob. You're up.
348
00:13:10,264 --> 00:13:11,640
Oh, okay. Hold on.
349
00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:13,526
Just want to, uh,
switch my song real quick.
350
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,839
How'd things go with Zach?
351
00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:16,913
Went great. He looks great.
Sounds great.
352
00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,397
Overall, just, uh... just great.
353
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,191
He better not sing anything ironic.
354
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:23,526
And he certainly better
not sing "Ironic."
355
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:25,177
Yeah, well, you know, I love the boy,
356
00:13:25,202 --> 00:13:28,579
but he's always pitchy, and
he refuses to use his diaphragm.
357
00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:31,022
♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪
358
00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:32,840
♪ This is my last resort ♪
359
00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:33,990
Let's go!
360
00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:36,331
♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪
361
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,982
♪ Don't give a [BLEEP]
if I cut my arm bleeding ♪
362
00:13:41,617 --> 00:13:44,579
♪ This is my last resort ♪
363
00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,823
Jacob,
364
00:13:53,848 --> 00:13:55,140
I know you said you're okay,
365
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:58,083
but the songs you have in the queue,
366
00:13:58,108 --> 00:14:00,234
they sound quite alarming. Mm.
367
00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:03,178
Is this because, uh,
Zach's got a new guy?
368
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:05,287
No, he's a... he's a serial monogamist.
369
00:14:05,319 --> 00:14:06,903
That was inevitable.
370
00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:09,114
It's just that Zach has,
like, done so much
371
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,887
since we broke up, you know?
372
00:14:10,912 --> 00:14:12,583
- He's gotten back into theater.
- Yep.
373
00:14:12,608 --> 00:14:15,235
He's got his dream apartment,
new friends.
374
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,887
I didn't recognize anybody
in his karaoke room.
375
00:14:17,912 --> 00:14:19,788
You know, he's, like, moving forward,
376
00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:22,628
and I just...
I don't know, I feel stuck.
377
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,173
This is the part
378
00:14:27,174 --> 00:14:29,833
where you tell me I'm doing
great, and I'm overreacting.
379
00:14:29,858 --> 00:14:33,068
Sometimes the best thing
that you can do for someone
380
00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:35,428
is just be a mirror.
381
00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:37,923
But, hey, look, I-I... I
helped RJ get into golf.
382
00:14:37,947 --> 00:14:38,972
Yeah.
383
00:14:38,997 --> 00:14:41,129
You know, I got the
school a counselor, so...
384
00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:45,233
You did, and those are
amazing professional wins,
385
00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:48,653
but, sweetheart,
there's more to life than work.
386
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,780
Mm-hmm. Maybe it's time
387
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:52,490
for you to start looking for whatever
388
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,576
your dream apartment is.
389
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:57,871
Hey, you might even think about
looking for something deeper
390
00:14:57,872 --> 00:15:00,081
- in your dating life.
- Hm.
391
00:15:00,082 --> 00:15:02,918
Hey, can't be that hard with
your Drillr app and everything.
392
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,986
So Ava just texted.
393
00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:06,464
Turns out she's gonna come after all.
394
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,817
Great.
395
00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:10,318
I can't believe you are
not letting me choose a song.
396
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,135
Well, I can't believe
you bought another condo
397
00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:13,595
when you can barely
take me out on dates.
398
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:14,721
It has an outdoor pool.
399
00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:16,264
We live in Philadelphia.
400
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,099
And it's like,
if I'm driving to make money
401
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,393
so I'm not stressed about going out,
402
00:15:20,394 --> 00:15:22,747
but then I'm missing that
when I'm driving,
403
00:15:22,772 --> 00:15:24,064
then, like, what's the point?
404
00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:26,107
It's... It's like I'm going in circles.
405
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:28,193
But you are going the right way, right?
406
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,819
I meant it metaphorically.
407
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:35,629
Dang. Surge pricing's
five times the normal fare?
408
00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:41,791
You gonna accept that ride or what?
409
00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:48,272
Moira F. is five minutes away.
410
00:15:48,297 --> 00:15:49,536
You don't have to wait with me.
411
00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:51,387
'Course I'm gonna wait with you.
412
00:15:55,012 --> 00:15:56,805
My family used to go out to eat
413
00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:59,224
at chain restaurants all the time.
414
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,935
It was like my dad's
favorite thing to do.
415
00:16:01,936 --> 00:16:03,436
But he has the worst taste.
416
00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:05,271
I kind of like chain restaurants.
417
00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:06,653
Me, too.
418
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,176
But I was talking about
his taste in women.
419
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,862
He started a second family
with a waitress
420
00:16:12,863 --> 00:16:14,906
at one of those restaurants,
421
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,911
and queso dips are
very triggering for me now.
422
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,915
Thank you for telling me that.
423
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,251
I don't really like queso dip anyways,
424
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,421
so it won't be hard
to avoid on our next date.
425
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:34,277
This date doesn't have to end right now.
426
00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:36,161
I was invited to karaoke tonight.
427
00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:38,406
I wasn't planning on
gracing it with my talents,
428
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,641
but you want to go with me?
429
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:43,269
I'm down.
430
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:53,486
- Go ahead.
- No, no.
431
00:16:53,487 --> 00:16:56,031
I don't want to hurt your
feelings. I know you're sensitive.
432
00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:58,491
I ain't sensitive. I ain't sensitive.
Go ahead. Make your little joke.
433
00:16:58,492 --> 00:17:01,828
What divorced lesbian
did you steal this Subaru from?
434
00:17:01,829 --> 00:17:02,996
Get in my car.
435
00:17:02,997 --> 00:17:04,873
♪ Way up high ♪
436
00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,125
♪ Or down low ♪
437
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,754
♪ I'll go wherever you will ♪
438
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:16,009
♪ Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o ♪
439
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:18,261
- Unh!
- Yes.
440
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,346
She's, like, your best friend, right?
441
00:17:20,347 --> 00:17:22,724
What are you talking about?
She sounds just like him.
442
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:24,934
- I crushed it.
- Whoa. Okay.
443
00:17:24,935 --> 00:17:27,312
- Alright. I guess it's me.
- Oh.
444
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,938
- Whoo!
- Go, Janine.
445
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:30,190
- Come on, baby.
- What's up, guys?
446
00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:32,317
- That was great, Melissa.
- Thank you.
447
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,152
Um, as you guys know,
Gregory was supposed to be here,
448
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,606
but he couldn't make it.
449
00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,673
But it's okay, because, in his honor,
450
00:17:37,698 --> 00:17:39,574
I'm gonna do both parts of the duet.
451
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,618
- Okay.
- Which, um, shouldn't be hard.
452
00:17:41,619 --> 00:17:42,879
Done it before.
453
00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:44,430
I was a very lonely
"High School Musical" fan.
454
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,872
So here we go.
455
00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:47,165
Okay.
456
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,210
♪ I'm not always there when you call ♪
457
00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:52,670
♪ But I'm always on time ♪
458
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:55,256
♪ Gave you my all ♪
459
00:17:55,257 --> 00:17:56,841
- ♪ Now, baby, come on ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
460
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,302
♪ Give me a piece of this
late-night lover, you know ♪
461
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:01,596
♪ The one that save kids like no other ♪
462
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,973
♪ I know I got a lot
of things I need to explain ♪
463
00:18:03,974 --> 00:18:05,073
♪ But, baby, you know the name ♪
464
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:06,518
♪ And love is about pain ♪
465
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,020
♪ So stop the complaints,
and drop the order restraints ♪
466
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,397
♪ My sex life is a game,
so back me down in the paint ♪
467
00:18:11,398 --> 00:18:13,358
♪ And I can't wait no more ♪
468
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:14,609
♪ 'Cause it's about
a quarter past 3:00 ♪
469
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,778
♪ And shorty's eyein' me ♪
470
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,286
♪ I got the Bentley valeted ♪
471
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,281
Bill?
472
00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:21,866
Elijah.
473
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,035
Hi, Elijah. I'm Jacob.
474
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,895
Hi, Jacob.
475
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,880
That was really risky.
I'm not gonna lie.
476
00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:31,198
I'm so glad that worked.
477
00:18:31,223 --> 00:18:32,682
What were you gonna do if it didn't?
478
00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:34,541
Probably say, "Hey, I'm Jacob,
479
00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:36,275
the guy you forgot to hit on earlier."
480
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,384
That's also pretty good.
481
00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,606
Thank you.
482
00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,594
What brings you to karaoke?
483
00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,596
It is my friend's birthday,
484
00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:46,058
and I volunteered to get the
drinks because I hate singing.
485
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:51,109
Do you think I could get your number?
486
00:18:51,134 --> 00:18:52,442
For sure.
487
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,676
I'm gonna put it in as Bill.
488
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,737
There you go.
489
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:00,947
Alright.
490
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,824
- See you, Jacob.
- Yeah.
491
00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:06,254
- What's up, man?
- Okay, Jacob, I see you.
492
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,613
Uh, come on. I'll, uh,
show you where the room is.
493
00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:10,848
Ava, it's so great to see you.
494
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,749
I want you to meet my new boyfriend.
495
00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:15,359
- White?
- It's actually pronounced Wyatt.
496
00:19:15,384 --> 00:19:17,520
Right.
497
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,598
You're talking about how
I'm looking around at everyone.
498
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,270
- I'm looking around...
- I see you.
499
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:22,695
- Oh, wow.
- Hey.
500
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,095
- Hey.
- Hey.
501
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,817
- There they are.
- Finally.
502
00:19:25,842 --> 00:19:27,677
- How did it go?
- He's here, ain't he?
503
00:19:27,702 --> 00:19:29,202
We got time for one more song.
504
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,561
Ava, you choose.
505
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,669
You never let me be me.
506
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:32,986
You literally never let me be me.
507
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,136
- Help me pick.
- What are you even doing?
508
00:19:34,231 --> 00:19:35,398
You know what? I'm not. I'm done.
509
00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:37,817
I am done. I'm out. Mnh-mnh.
510
00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:40,069
Nope.
511
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:41,738
- Ugh.
- Yep, just, uh...
512
00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,448
Ooh.
513
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,122
I appreciate you, bro.
514
00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:46,802
They've got the wrong idea
about you at the district.
515
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:50,385
They got "No More Drama"
by Mary J. on there?
516
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:52,870
♪ What would you do
if your son was at home ♪
517
00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:55,146
♪ Cryin' all alone
on the bedroom floor ♪
518
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,587
♪ 'Cause he's hungry,
and the only way to feed him ♪
519
00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:59,839
♪ Is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money ♪
520
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,466
♪ And his daddy's gone ♪
521
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,927
♪ Somewhere smokin' rock now,
in and out of lockdown ♪
522
00:20:03,928 --> 00:20:06,262
♪ I ain't got a job now ♪
523
00:20:06,263 --> 00:20:07,597
♪ So for you this is just a good
time ♪
♪ Oh, no, not a long time ♪
524
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:09,807
♪ But for me this is what I call life ♪
525
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:13,102
♪ Mm, girl, you ain't
the only one with a baby ♪
526
00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:16,043
Yeah, there's some things
you just can't put a price on.
527
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,319
♪ What would you do
if your son was at home ♪
528
00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:20,595
♪ Cryin' all alone
on the bedroom floor ♪
529
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,164
♪ 'Cause he's hungry,
and the only way to feed him ♪
530
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:25,315
♪ Is to sleep with a man
for a little bit of money ♪
531
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,466
♪ And his daddy's gone ♪
532
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,826
♪ Somewhere smokin' rock now,
in and out of lockdown ♪
533
00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,371
♪ I ain't got a job now ♪
534
00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:33,456
♪ So for you this is just a good time ♪
535
00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,416
♪ But for me this is what I call life ♪
536
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,876
Hey!
537
00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:39,614
- But so sad.
- Killed that.
538
00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:42,680
You know, as somebody
who usually shuns the spotlight,
539
00:20:42,705 --> 00:20:44,818
I never really got
the appeal of karaoke,
540
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,636
- Uh-huh.
- but, um, it was...
541
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:48,137
it... it was fun. It was really fun.
542
00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:49,472
- It was fun, wasn't it?
- It was. It was.
543
00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:50,551
And you were so good.
544
00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:51,867
Oh, I practiced
the entire time I was driving.
545
00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:52,958
- You did?
- Yeah.
546
00:20:52,983 --> 00:20:54,275
Okay, let me catch you up
on everything you missed
547
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,528
while you were gone.
548
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,793
Kept a log, just the way you like.
549
00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:57,855
Oh. Oh, great.
550
00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,774
So, 8:02 P.M., we arrived.
551
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:00,950
Two minutes late. What happened?
552
00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:04,436
Hey, uh, I'm pretty sure
I requested a quiet ride.
553
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:06,465
- Oh.
- You know what? You sure did.
554
00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:07,950
- Um, my bad.
- Sorry.
555
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:11,536
My shoelace was caught in the escalator.
556
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,411
A quiet ride, not a whisper one.
557
00:21:14,436 --> 00:21:16,271
A quiet one.
558
00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:27,419
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