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[school bell rings]

ADULT MARK (V.O.): The last bell!

The cry of freedom.

Nothing could stop me from doing nothing.

Except Cara.

-Oh... -What?

-Hey! Guys...

As you know, I'm the chair of Youth for Social Justice.

We're having a fundraising concert.

-Ah. "Peace A Chord.

Concert for Peace."

-You spelled "peace accord" wrong.

-It's a play on words.

Hey, Ritche, you have a band, right?

-Just a garage band.

We've never played in public before.

-You should be taking a stand with your art.

ADULT MARK (V.O.): All the great artists had a cause.

[magical sitar music]

REPORTERS: Mark, Mark!

REPORTER: Mark, what message are you sending

with your bed-in for peace?

-[Liverpool accent] Peace and love!

We need to come together.

It's hard work to change the world.

So I thought the best way to do something that mattered

was to sit on my arse and do nothing.

-[people laughing] -REPORTER: Breaking news.

I'm getting a report that Mark has achieved world peace.

-Fab! About time.

My arse had fallen asleep.

-Need an emcee?

-Not really.

-I'll do it if he does it.

-Fine, but no funny stuff.

This is serious.

It's up to our generation to save the planet.

-I'll help.

-Really?

-Yeah. Whatever.

My mom's boyfriend's at my house.

That guy's a dick.

ADULT MARK (V.O.): If we could change Fox,

then maybe we could change the world.

MIKE SR: Breaking news! Fisheries Products International

has announced they're closing their fish plant in Gaultois...

[tuning radio]

MIKE SR: [radio] The fish plant is the sole source

of employment for the community...

-Ah, fit! Why is it always on "cremate"?

MIKE SR: [radio] Hundreds are out of work,

with more job losses expected in the coming weeks.

-Mmm, lovely!

Piping hot!

MIKE SR: [radio] ...many are calling on

the government to avert a crisis.

-The arse is out of 'er.

MARY: Huh?

-Beginning of the end for the fishery.

Well, haven't you been listening?

-I can't focus in this damn heat!

-Well, I don't find it hot.

Oh, you won't open that. It's painted shut.

-Augh! Jumpin' Jesus!

If it was any hotter in here, I'd be cooking with

a packin' pitchfork! [gasps]

Ohh...

-Uh...

I think I'll take this in the other room, hm?

[Mary sighs]

POP: Oh, ah, well...

What's all this?

-Yeah, uh, ozone layer,

Persian Gulf, oil spills...

I'm emceeing a concert to fight all this depressing stuff.

It's gonna be hard to get laughs, though.

-Well, you know, if you want to talk about depressing,

you should be talking about the fishery.

You know, we're running out of cod.

-Nobody cares about fish, Pop!

People care about big world issues.

I thought I'd open with a George Bush impression.

[clears throat]

[George HW Bush voice] Don't think of it as a hole

in the ozone layer.

Think of it as...

a sunroof!

-Hmm, hmm.

Ah, you know, just because something's happened here

doesn't mean to say it's not important.

Alright, there's nothing we can do about the Persian Gulf,

but maybe, just maybe,

we can do a little something about Bonavista Bay.

-Yeah, um... maybe I could do a set about it.

Maybe a song.

You know, "Cod Save the Queen"?

Oh! What about "The Codfather"?

[Don Corleone voice] I'm gonna make you an offer

you can't refuse.

Leave the gun. Take the calamari.

-Hmm...

I'll take this in my room.

-Yeah.

RITCHE: One, two, three, four!

[playing grunge rock]

- Hoy !

Turn it down!

Ritche!

Ang batang ito...

[unplugs amp, music stops]

-Dad!

We're practicing for the Peace A Chord concert!

-Concert?

You're going to make that noise in public?

-It's not noise.

It's music.

-You... you had such a nice voice

when you sang in choir.

You know what's a nice song?

? Bahay... Kubo! Bahay... ?

-Dad!

Nobody wants to hear that here.

They want Canadian music.

-What's wrong with Filipino music?

Be proud!

Naku , and why do you sing with your head down

and your hairs in your face?

Stand confident!

Shoulders back, head up, and you smile!

-Well, if you hate it so much...

[plugs in amp, amp buzzing]

-Don't come.

One, two, three, four!

-[playing music] -Ritche, I'm just trying to-

Ritche!

?

-[quietly] Stop the holes in the ozone layer...

Stop the holes... Uh, what can I...

-[sniffs]

ADULT MARK (V.O.): The old man could always tell

if the thermostat dial had been moved.

-Well, that's not right. Mark!

What'd I tell you about playing around with the thermostat?!

-I didn't touch it!

-It's enough to freeze ya!

-What...?

[Mary sighs]

[sighs angrily]

-Ah, I wouldn't get involved, if I were you.

Focus on something a little less volatile, like...

nuclear war.

-[sighs] Yeah.

SUZANNE: Ah, this is nice. Mmm.

Smells so good! [giggles]

-This fish is naked!

Where's the batter?

-I want macaroni and cheese!

-[whining voice] Me too !

-Paul cooked us this nice dinner because...

we want to share some big news. [giggles]

[knock at door]

-I'll get it.

Lost my appetite.

-It's okay. She'll come 'round.

-Dad?

-What's this I hear about your mudder

shacked up with some fella?

SUZANNE: Oh, God.

-That him?! -No, wait, Dad-

-Ah, she let me in!

That means it's legal to enter!

-Greg, you can't be here!

-Look, I'm their father! I'm allowed to see them.

[Suzanne laughs nervously]

-Go upstairs, kids.

-Yes, now, Rambo!

-Frig off.

PAUL: You know what?

It's as good a time as any.

-Uh, no, no, Paul, not now.

-Good time for what?

PAUL: To tell you...

We're gettin' married.

-Oh, frig right off!

-Congrats, Mom.

-Thank you!

-As the man of the house, I forbids it!

GREG: You can't be marching strange men

in and out of their lives like this!

-I have dated one man in the past three years!

-She is not your wife anymore!

-Actually, um...

we're not technically divorced yet.

PAUL: What?

-Because this one won't sign the friggin' papers!

-I'm their father! I got rights.

-Well, if you wants the kids so bad,

why don't you take 'em for the weekend?

-The whole weekend?

-Yeah! -Jesus, woman!

-See what my life is like! Take 'em for the whole weekend!

-Okay, okay... -I don't even get this, Suzanne!

Look, he's prettier than you are!

And I know that you hates that!

-What are you talking about? Get the frig out!

[all yelling]

-I'm Sister Rose.

Ah- [clears throat]

[Sister Rose voice] I am Sister Rose!

Children, did you know that John the Baptist was Jesus's cousin-

but his head was once removed!

MARY: What the frig?

Mike! Get in here!

-Ah...

-Why is the thermostat in prison?

-So...

It was you !

Sorry, Mark.

-No worries.

I-I would have picked me, too.

-Take that box off.

-The house is the perfect temperature.

-It's a million friggin' degrees!

-Mark?

Is the house too hot, or is it too cool?

-I'm Switzerland. Completely neutral.

Um, and also, like Switzerland, maybe a...

a titch cool?

-Hmm! -[sighs indignantly]

[box rattles]

-You're not getting that off.

-Is that so?

[dramatic music]

ADULT MARK (V.O.): Pop was right.

Who needed the Persian Gulf

when you had World War III right in your living room?

[upbeat alternative rock]

?

?

-Whoa, that's scarier than climate change. [laughs]

-Mr. Lewis let me into the costume bank.

I mean, I've got a hula skirt,

a top hat, a Mountie hat...

-What's all this?

-It's my opener.

It's a riff on religion, climate change, Hell.

-Do not make a mockery of this, Critch.

You're on in two. Stand by.

ADULT MARK (V.O.): It was the end of the world as we knew it,

and I felt fine.

-Okay...

-Bunch 'a granolas, wha?

-Paint me face like Spider Man.

-Okay, but hold still.

-I want some ice cream.

-Hold still, I said!

-I want some ice cream!

-Would you get him some ice cream?

-What do you think I am, made 'a money?

-[sighs]

Here.

-Ah.

Keep an eye on your brother, alright?

-I want some ice cream!

-I know, buddy.

MARK: [on mic] Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the first annual Peace A Chord!

Before we start, a little blessing

from Holy Heart's one and only...

Sister Rose!

[applause]

[organ music]

[laughter]

-[Sister Rose voice] Good day, you little heathens.

[laughter]

-Today, you'll hear a lot about the hole in the ozone layer.

Well, I think the hole just makes it easier to hear God!

[laughter]

-They say that the planet hasn't got a prayer,

but don't worry...

where you're going is a hell of a lot hotter!

[laughter]

-So, sit up straight, and pay attention,

or I'll smack your butt so hard

you'll never be able to sit again!

[laughter]

-Laughter is a sin!

But applause is not.

[applause]

-So please put your hands together for our first speaker.

She's from Iran!

Ooh la la!

[clears throat] And she moved here 'cause...

her family were displaced by the devastating

Manjil-Rudbar Earthquake.

[exhales]

[mic feedback]

-[chuckles awkwardly] Give it up for, uh, Fatima!

Woo!

[applause]

-Uh... that killed!

Did you see?

-Did you even read the pamphlets?

-Absolutely!

Styrofoam bad, world peace good.

Nelson Mandela, who is a hell of a fella,

but it's all a little dry.

Yet all so very important.

-Just stick to the facts.

Disasters aren't funny.

ADULT MARK (V.O.): Tough room.

Heck, tough planet!

[case rattling]

-Come on...

[case rattling]

-Hey, give that up!

-Since when are you king of the thermostat?

-Why are you acting like this?

-[exhales]

It's just...

I am not feeling myself.

Things are changing.

There... there's a change, my love.

The change. You know what I mean?

-The ozone layer?

-[exhales]

[dramatic music]

-Augh! -[loud crash]

[turns dial]

-Augh!

[tool clatters to floor]

-What the hell is goin' on?!

-[Mary screams] -[bedroom door slams]

-I think it's time we had a talk, son.

-[bell jingling] -VENDOR: Get your ice cream!

-Okay, when I gets him done, I'll get you an ice cream, okay?

Wait...

You're not my brother!

Who the hell are you?!

[sighs]

-Hey, folks!

You know, I rode my bike here, to try and help.

Then I went back home and I rode it here again.

Does that count as re-cycling?

[laughter]

-Hey, folks, did you know that it takes 500 years

for Styrofoam to decompose?

[sighs]

Well, now that you're all warmed up,

give it up for Hardship Post!

[applause and cheering]

-Cara?

Look, I'm sorry, but these are not fun facts.

They're depressing.

And these people are miserable!

I can't work like this!

[band playing grunge rock in background]

-Neither can I. I'll take it from here.

Maybe you should just relax and enjoy the festival.

[band playing continues]

-You can't fire a volunteer!

?

ADULT MARK (V.O.): Cara wanted me to help carry

the weight of the world.

But the world is so big...

where do you even start lifting?

-You're the kid who was onstage, right?

-Yeah.

Was.

I just got fired.

-I lost my job, too.

-What did you do?

-Worked the fish plant in Gaultois.

Yeah, whole town's out of work,

so now we're trying to get people to sign our petition.

-I'll sign it.

What... am I signing, exactly?

-Well, we want the government to do something.

My family fished five, six generations.

Now my brother's packing up to go to Alberta

with the rest of 'em.

It's not just the fish we're losing;

it's who we are.

Anyway, we're just trying to be heard.

It's tough to compete with nukes, hey, b'y?

?

?

-Everyone is gonna hear about this.

I promise.

CARA: How's this?

"Peace A Cord is more than just an event,

"it's a movement.

"Set against the vibrant backdrop of St. John's,

"this festival offers a unique blend of live music,

"delicious food, and educational experiences on global issues."

?

-Okay, yeah...

FOX: Where are you?

Hey? No, no, no...

Buddy, hey, hey!

No.

Okay, okay...

Yeah, definitely not.

Oh, shoot.

[breathing heavily]

[sighs in relief]

Oh my God.

There you are, you sneak!

-I want some ice cream!

-I know, but we gotta find Dad first,

'cause I gave him the money, okay?

Come on.

MARK: [on mic] Attention, everybody!

Hi, it's me, your friendly neighbourhood Codfish Man!

[applause]

-Okay, let's go find him, okay?

-Look, I know the kids wanted Spider Man,

but we don't have any buildings high enough to swing from.

You know, sure, that other guy can save the day,

but I'm here to save The Bay.

And so are our friends from

the Coalition for Fisheries Survival.

Every single one of you can be a superhero

if you just sign their petition!

'Cause they're not just here to save the fish...

they're here to save our neighbours, our towns,

ourselves!

You know, they say you are who you eat...

so we're all fish!

[laughter]

-So, save yourselves and swing by the CFS booth!

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

Potato Bug!

[applause and cheering]

RITCHE: One, two, three, four!

[band playing grunge rock]

- ? Pass me another cup of water ?

? I want to drown ?

? I want to drown... ?

?

[crowd cheering]

?

?

?

[crowd cheering]

? I'm shining through ?

? I'm shining through... ?

? You! ?

-Whoa!

ADULT MARK (V.O.): We may not have had peace,

but I was at peace.

For all of its troubles,

the world could still feel pretty great.

[song ends]

[applause and cheering]

-Thank you very much!

[applause and cheering]

-For you.

-It's, um...

-For me.

So now you can keep it as cold as you like.

And...

strawberry.

You can either eat it or just hold it against your head.

Hey...

You could've told me.

-Told you what?

That I can't sleep?

That the only thing that fits me is my bathrobe, and...

and I feel like crying one minute and screaming the next.

It's like I'm a stranger in my own skin, Mike.

-I guess I've been distracted by all the fisheries news,

but that's no excuse.

-Are you okay?

-It's hard to hear some of the stories.

-Is everything gonna be okay?

Oh...

-Come here. -Oh...

GREG: Oh...!

You know what a snail says on the back of a turtle?

"Whee!"

-Dad!

Where'd you go?

-I, uh, I just went to grab a pack of smokes.

-Okay, well, he wants an ice cream.

-I got no money left.

-We need to talk about Mom, and the divorce.

-I don't wanna talk about that.

-Well, you have to!

Mom needs this.

We need this.

Please do what's best for us.

For once.

RITCHE: [in background] Ah, thanks!

Rocked it outta the park.

Thanks, dude.

RITCHE: So, how was the...

noise?

-You looked so happy up there.

Made me want to follow my passion too.

Now, what would you think if your dad quit his job

and opened the first Pinoy restaurant in St John's?

-What?

-Mark...

Good job, Codfish Man.

-[crying]

My dad... my mom and...

[crying]

It's real now.

[emotional music]

?

ADULT MARK (V.O.): The world is full of challenges.

Some are right in front of us...

[Mary chuckles]

ADULT MARK (V.O.): ... while others might seem distant.

It can be hard to make sense of it all,

and we may not have the power to change everything...

but we always have the power to listen.

And often, that's exactly where change begins.

POP: Now, that is your great-great-grandfather

on his boat.

And he fished out of St. Mary's Bay...

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