Original subtitles

'Oru Jaathi Jaathakam'

'One peculiar horoscope'

[hums a romantic song from the movie 'Nammal']

"O' this moonlight is so soothing, O' this breeze is so calming"

"When you're beside me, This twilight is so charming"

Stop it!

Gopalakrishnan Nair, you gave me a word five years ago,

that the day I have ₹5 Crores in my bank account,

your daughter will be mine.

Don't you remember?

It's time for you to fulfil that word.

- Oh God! - Hey, Nair!

- Who is this scoundrel? - Huh?

Here are my bank statements.

You can check them, if you want to.

Bank statement?

Instead of reading that damn paper,

throw this guy out!

- Yes! - Raghavan Master...

For this Gopalakrishnan Nair,

- my word is God. - Yes, yes.

My word is the ultimate truth.

What kind of a Nair are you?

If 'word' is your God,

what was it that you gave us? Curd?

As soon as a pompous guy arrived with a suitcase and some papers...

Mr. Jayesh!

Here's 1 Crore for you as well.

Keep it.

Aren't you happy?

Are you trying to lure the men of Mambrathu family with money?

Scram from my wedding hall, you moron!

First you wake up from your dream, you bugger!

Won't you allow me to get married even in my dreams, dear God?

Pumpkin cheeks and double chin!

Once she gives birth, she'll look like a grandma!

[in Tamil] Brother...

find a girl who prioritizes strong family values.

Jayesh,

are these girls coming here to exercise or to expose?

[in Tamil] Who is it at this hour?

- Doctor, you? - Good morning, Akka!

Didn't you go to the hospital today?

[in Hindi] I'm about to leave.

Please take this.

I'll come later.

Ah, okay.

She is a cutie!

Fix it, fix it!

What are you waiting for?

Wow, girl! Is that even you under all those filters?

These filter games won't work on Mambrathu Jayesh, dear.

I've been fiddling with computers since 1995. You know that?

You keep fiddling with the filters.

Even kids have started putting up STD posts.

STD?

- You mean AIDS? - AIDS?

STD, bro!

"Save the date"! You're such a gargantuan fool!

What can I say to a dumbo who uses STD for 'Save the date'?

You bloody... Jayesh,

even those born after AD 2000 are already married with kids.

That means, even those born in the year "Malena" released, are now householders!

You're 37! And you're throwing so much attitude?

There's no shortage of protein intake...

but it's all being wasted, man!

Then do this. Swallow my egg too!

Oh yeah?

Ruining my peace of mind in the morning itself.

I checked the horoscope of the second girl...

and the Sama Saptama Yoga match is great,

but the lifespan compatibility is low, Panicker.

What's the point then, Jayesh?

Despite the benefits of Sama Saptama,

it is futile if there is no lifespan compatibility.

Grey hair?

How can you gamble with your lifespan, Jayesh?

- Wait a minute. - Okay.

So, I'll consider the first and the third one, right?

What's wrong with the fourth one?

The compatibility is 8/10, right?

Is that enough?

[Science of Physical Signs]

Eyes that seem to stretch as long as the ears

might be those of a girl driven by lust,

pursuing lovers!

My dear Jayesh, you're fast approaching 38.

Try to marry a like-minded girl

instead of looking at hocus-pocus sciences.

You get lost!

Why get upset as soon as I say something?

Mom, I had sent you the message at 7 AM, right?

You couldn't open it till now?

I was in the temple, Son.

What's more important to you? The temple or me?

Isn't it for your wedding that I'm on a temple-hopping marathon?

Okay, fine! Don't cry.

Check the profiles I sent and send those to policeman Jithesh quickly.

Okay.

If they have a criminal background, we can steer clear, right?

Yes, that's true.

I'll call you later, Mom.

Okay, Son.

- Hi, Baby. - Hello.

I'm a premium customer of your LifePartner Matrimony, right?

I should be getting matches and requests as per my terms and conditions, right?

Instead of that, why am I getting these weird and crappy matches?

For the past few days, a huge lapse has been happening from your end.

Sir, our server was down.

So, the algorithms are not working properly.

We're really sorry.

Your algorithm wasn't working even when the server was up!

I'm still flying solo here!

I should get married before I turn 38, Baby.

- Are you getting me? - It'll be done, Sir.

It'll definitely happen.

Yes, it should!

Jayesh!

Good morning.

The writer, Thathrikutty is on call.

Just make an apology.

That will solve the problem, right?

- Why should I say sorry? - Huh?

She wrote a novel.

I wrote a critique piece that criticized it.

- I was doing my job! - But what the hell have you written?

This isn't called criticism; it's called a vicious assault!

If she can write a book based on freedom of expression, a fundamental right,

being a citizen of the same country, with the same rights,

I am equally entitled to write a criticism.

My foot!

So, just because it supported the LGBTQ community,

you slammed her book, calling it deviant and unnatural?

- Yeah. - Huh?

"She doesn't know her job. She should be making chappatis in the kitchen."

What nonsense did you write?

Isn't it blatant misogyny?

- That's my fundamental right. - What? Misogyny?

Hey, Jayesh!

She's not the lady you think she is.

She'll wreck your life, Jayesh.

Neither am I the kind of man she thinks I am.

Jayesh isn't someone who sits and writes under a pseudonym, concealing his identity.

Mambrathu Jayesh won't apologize, Suchithra!

Please leave!

Oh!

Hello... Thathrikkutty.

I searched for him everywhere.

I couldn't find Jayesh anywhere.

I think he's in the wash room.

I heard everything he said!

Tell that scoundrel

that if ever he lands in front of me,

I'll knock his teeth out!

Bloody chauvinistic pig!

Okay, okay. I'll convey the message.

Okay.

Oops! I forgot to mute it!

Sir...

Come, come.

How is it, Jayesh?

It's our magazine cover for next month.

Sir, ours is a literary magazine, isn't it?

Do we need photos of semi-nude women on it as well?

Glamour is a part of the entertainment industry.

Don't talk like those boomers on Facebook.

Babu Sir... Wow!

Are we publishing 'Debonair' magazine this time?

No, 'Playboy'!

Aren't there any schmucks here with aesthetic sense?

- I have work, Sir. - Don't be mad, Jayesh.

Today is Friday, right?

- Aren't you going home? - Of course. Where else will he go?

Look at this guy.

He goes to his home town every Friday.

He meets prospective brides on Saturdays and Sundays,

and returns on Monday without fail.

- Else, he'll lose his job. - Sir!

Finding a good wife will require considerable effort.

Jayesh...

Finding a wife like the one in your dreams,

is like searching for a dinosaur in this 21st century!

Jokes apart,

please go get your dinosaur.

I don't apply any cream.

- I feel like eating you up! - Here?

- No way! - Don't say that!

Can you give me a kiss then?

Please.

- Please. - Ticket!

- Jayesh, Mambrathu. - Okay.

Let them watch.

- I'll give you. - Tell me, Jithesh!

Yes. Your mom had called me in the morning.

It won't work for us, man!

Forget about those three girls.

What? Why?

The first girl's brother is under our surveillance for a narcotics case.

Narcotics? What do you mean?

Yes, MDMA.

MDMA won't suit our family.

It won't.

And that second girl's dad...

He's not a reputed Nair like us.

He is some fraud uncouth Nair.

Then why the hell am I coming there now?

Yeah, right!

Tomorrow is my brother's reception, right?

How can you not come?

Even that buffoon found a girl!

What's the point of me coming there?

Will at least the third one work?

That third girl went missing while she was in her 10th grade.

And then, our cops searched for a short while and found her.

For a short while means? How long?

Around two and a half hours.

Two and a half hours is not a short while.

- It's not. - I'll call you later.

Is my hand your toilet?

Get lost!

Now you eat, Honey.

Shameless fellow!

- Now you eat, darling! - No.

- One more. - I've had enough, baby!

Shame on this society!

- Shucks, I feel like puking! - Yes.

Is he the only one who's married?

As if none of us have ever been married!

He is drooling in front of the girl!

He'll bring shame to men! Uncouth barbarian!

Yes!

Only we know the value of men, right?

Can you please move?

Go ahead, baby.

Your Honey is here, okay?

- Honey! - Yes.

This lock isn't functioning!

Where is it? Let me check.

Where? Where?

- Do you mean this hook? - Stop it!

- Doomsday is close! - Sheesh!

What is this?

Honey!

This lock isn't functioning either.

Who did you think I am, you hell-hound?

Oh no!

My first kiss!

What is it, Narayanetta?

What is it, Son?

Nothing, Narayanetta. Tell me.

I've found an amazing girl for you.

Do you know what you should never give guys who are in search of a bride?

Dowry, right?

Not that!

Hope!

That's what you give me every week, right?

Tell me the truth. Should I look for someone else?

Huh? Someone else?

For that, this Vadakkel Narayanan should die!

If at all I die,

will my eyes close before I get this done?

This Narayanettan will make your wedding happen.

- That's enough, right? - Okay.

Is your door lock functioning now, you dog?

Where are you going after locking the house?

Huh?

Where are the others?

- So you didn't know, Son? - What?

Narayanettan left.

What is this?

He told me that both of us will leave together.

Leave together?

[Condolences]

Etta! Our Narayanettan!

Who is this?

- Don't cry, Mom. - Narayanetta!

Jayesh!

Dad passed away!

Look who has come, Narayanetta!

Mambrathu Jayesh is here!

Son...

Even yesterday, he told me that he should make your wedding happen immediately.

Dad,

you got me married and destroyed my life.

At least get him married to a good girl before you go!

After crossing 40 years, where will guys get brides from?

Narayanetta,

couldn't you have left after getting him married?

Dad!

Come.

It was out of the blue.

He lived a full life before he passed away.

I have only one worry.

He couldn't arrange your marriage.

Even last night,

he was talking about you,

saying that he should take you to meet a prospective bride.

It's not a problem.

I've spoken to the girl's family

and sorted everything.

You just have to go and see the girl. Okay?

After dad's funeral rites,

I'll be with you full time.

Otherwise, that poor chap won't find salvation.

Prashanth...

- Yes. - Shall we take it?

Shall we get it from Mahe?

Will you serve local booze from Mahe for Vadakkele Narayanan's funeral?

It should be Military booze!

That's what dad liked.

- Don't you drink Military booze, Jayesh? - I'll drink today.

- Will you Google Pay the money? - Will do after the rites.

Rascal! He won't give it.

[chanting Sanskrit mantra]

I'm not very good at Hindi, Jayesh.

Can you say it in Malayalam?

It means, the wife who finds joy in household work,

finds happiness in welcoming guests,

speaks politely,

and carefully tends to her husband...

She is considered the ideal wife.

Well, which soap opera wife are you talking about, Jayesh?

- I didn't get you. - Huh?

Leave those aside.

What are your demands? Tell me.

Okay.

- She should be beautiful - Okay.

With skin as fair as milk.

Height should be 5'3.

5'5 maximum, but she shouldn't wear heels.

Her nose should be very long.

Her teeth should be white and perfectly aligned.

Not buck teeth like mine.

No need.

And her educational qualification should be...

- Jayesh... - Yes.

Don't feel bad when I say this.

No. Tell me.

From one tree, we can get mangoes.

From another tree, we can get coconuts.

Rambutan from another tree.

Getting all these from a single tree

is going to be difficult, Jayesh.

I didn't say this to upset you.

We'll try. Okay?

Go and meet that girl today.

The girl whom you're going to meet is top-notch.

Like a perfect Rambutan!

Yes.

If possible,

I'll conduct dad's funeral rites and your wedding together!

Yes!

If we go to meet a prospective bride

on the same day Narayanettan died,

won't the townsfolk gossip?

If we fear the townsfolk talking,

I'll end up where Narayanan went.

He is already 38 and I'm 70.

Don't you know that no man in this family has lived past 70?

So what?

Do you want to push him into some ditch?

That's not necessary.

We'll fix it only after checking everything properly.

Who all are coming with me?

- Myself and Latha. - Uncle!

I'm also coming.

- That's not possible. - Why?

Will the niece go and meet Uncle's prospective bride?

From where did you learn this?

We don't want such nonsense here!

Let Nunu also come along, Hema.

The wise say that if three people go somewhere,

they will return whistling with empty hands.

So if four people go, will they return licking their hands, grandma?

Get lost!

Uncle!

Get me the key.

Hey! They are here!

This old man?

- Oh, shit! - What is it, brother?

Dad! Dad, get back into the car!

- Kattu, start the car. - Why?

Get in, you bloody Dad!

Sorry! Dad, get into the car!

Look where Prashanthettan has sent us to!

I've come here long back to see this girl!

Long back? Isn't this a newly constructed house?

Yes, Uncle. Don't we know this place?

There was no house here long back!

Shut up and start the car!

- Get in, Dad! - Hey, Raghavan!

- Is he your son? - Yes!

He had come to meet my daughter two years back, right?

Oh! Back then, we were staying at our ancestral house.

We shifted here only recently!

Likhina, Aquarius sign.

Don't you remember?

- The horoscopes didn't match! - Oh, yeah!

- That's it! - Shall we leave then, Sudhakaran?

How can you say that, Raghavan?

We had prepared tea and plenty of snacks since you people were coming here.

- That wasn't necessary. - Have them and leave.

- Come on. - Okay then.

We've come so far anyway, right?

Let us have tea and go back.

Come on, dear. Get down.

He has been meeting prospective brides for eight years now.

But this is happening for the first time.

Oh! So this fellow has been at it for many years now!

That's nice!

- Come, Sis'. Let's go. - Stay put!

Do you want to go to the toilet, Bro?

- Well, I just asked. - Do you want to go, Son?

No, no!

It's evident on your face that you want to go.

- No, I really don't want to. - You do this.

Go straight upstairs.

There we have a Caccuzi too.

Caccuzi?

Not Caccuzi, Dad!

It's Jacuzzi.

That's what I meant. The thing that sprays water from four sides.

Do you want to go, boy?

Go ahead then.

- Would you like to go? - Isn't this like your own house?

Stop acting tough and go ahead.

- Go ahead, son. - Go on.

Go on!

- Go on! - Go!

I'll make you pay for this, Kattu! Bloody dog!

Go upstairs and then turn left!

Yeah, yeah! I'm going!

Ah! Ashwin Chetta!

Mom, haven't I told you often about Ashwin Chettan?

Our College Union Chairman!

Oh! So you guys know each other?

When I became the Chairman, she was the all-round champion!

Oh!

Hello? Jayesh?

My bloody father and his daughter!

If we go somewhere, they will sit around and keep yapping!

That bloody dog Prashanth is the reason behind all of this!

If I get him now, Jithesh...

I'll smash his...

Stop!

Jayesh, what was that sound?

- Jithesh, I slipped and fell down. - Fell down?

If you've fallen, can't you get up?

The floor is full of soap water!

Hey!

[folk song continues]

Can't you scream for help?

Who's going to hear me? A music concert is going on here!

Hey! Are you dead already?

[folk song continues]

Huh?

Didn't you have a bath in the morning?

Get the key!

Here you go.

He and his wretched Jacuzzi!

Hey! Are you sitting here?

Shouldn't we go?

My family is full of scoundrels!

That's true! But what did they do now?

I went to meet a prospective bride,

and that bride's family got me bathed,

and my family full of scoundrels were laughing at me!

And they were having a concert too!

If my own family is doing this to me,

if I come to your place, what would the townspeople do?

You're invited by a policeman!

Let me see who messes with you there!

Come on!

I will come!

If I come there, no one should ask me anything,

or laugh at me!

Okay! Agreed! Come!

Are you a girl to sulk in a room?

- Son, come on! This way! - I know! I come here regularly!

Hey, Jayesh!

Heard that your prospective bride's family gave you a royal bath?

You just heard it, right?

If you keep spreading lies,

I'll forget that we studied together.

I'll kick you and paste you to a wall!

No! I'm not going there!

Oh no!

Jayesh! Jayesh!

Don't tell me anything. I'm not staying here.

No, you don't have to. But let's have a couple of drinks!

Come on, boy!

"With her piercing glance, Cheeru from Kottayodi did prance"

"To the Panoor market, Oh God, what a chance!"

"With her piercing glance, Cheeru from Kottayodi did prance"

"To the Panoor market, Oh God, what a chance!"

"Fish-sellers, tailors, Pot-sellers and moneylenders"

"Forgot their businesses, Oh God, such blunders!"

"Fish-sellers, tailors, Pot-sellers and moneylenders"

"Forgot their businesses, Oh God, such blunders!"

"Toddy-tapper Kunjiraman From Kalyattu town"

"Married her, Oh God, the talk of the town!"

"Asking the lamp that shines out there"

"Asking the friends who truly care, Asking the gathering, everywhere"

- Latha Chechi, Lata Chechi! - What is it?

Look at that second girl standing there!

- Which one? - The one in a green Churidar.

The second one from the left.

There, she's smiling.

She looks nice.

Jithesh, you did the right thing.

Once they're married,

we shouldn't allow our sisters to stay at our house permanently.

The co-sisters will start fighting, right?

Parents will be partial, right?

Saying that her husband is in the Middle East,

she has been staying at my house with her daughter for so long now!

That's the only reason why you're not getting married!

I seriously doubt so.

- That must be true! - Yes!

"The elder of the house Forbade their entrance, like a louse"

"Things got messed up, Oh God, such a rouse!"

"The elder of the house Forbade their entrance, like a louse"

"Things got messed up, Oh God, such a rouse!"

"The bold housemaid, With courage displayed"

"Faced him head-on, Oh God, unafraid!"

"The bold housemaid, With courage displayed"

Who's that young girl?

She's our Dachu's sister's daughter.

So, she's from our community, right?

Are they considering alliances for her?

I'm asking for my son Jayesh.

"Asking the lamp that shines out there"

"Asking the friends who truly care, Asking the gathering, everywhere"

"Asking the lamp that shines out there"

"Asking the friends who truly care, Asking the gathering, everywhere"

- Yes, Master! - Yeah!

Jithesh, take him to the backside of the house.

Why?

There's a girl who's a relative of Dachu from Mundiyal.

I heard that they're considering alliances for her.

Go and show her to him.

Okay.

Jayesh!

Finish it quickly. We need to meet a prospective bride right away!

Right now?

Yes, right now.

Just a minute. Wait there.

These are guava leaves.

Even the police alco-meter won't detect the smell if this is used.

How can that girl find out then?

Have this and get going.

Oh, no! The bottle! Chill! Chill! Chill!

Get going! Go!

Why is your spit green?

Do you chew betel leaves?

Sometimes!

Without tobacco and slaked lime,

just a couple of leaves.

Sinitha.

Jayesh.

How far have you studied, Sinitha?

M.A. Sanskrit.

The sacred language!

Not just that!

I have diplomas in palmistry and astrology.

- Really? - Yes.

If you don't mind,

may I read your palm, Jayeshettan?

Sure.

What's taking you so long to get married?

Because I didn't find someone like you so far.

If I say certain things reading your palm,

will it be a problem for you?

No, not at all. Go ahead!

Brace yourself,

as the worst phase of your life is just around the corner.

You're going to encounter many insults and much ridicule.

Because of you,

even riots might break out here.

Not just that!

Your enemy is not outside.

He is inside!

Unless you throw that enemy outside,

you will never prosper!

Who is it?

Where is he? Has he come here?

Is he part of the family?

Jayeshettan...

Our marriage will not happen for sure.

Well, it's not written on your palm.

I'll tell you something else as well.

Do yourself a favour. Don't flash this palm around to anyone else.

Why?

If you won't get shocked,

shall I tell you one more thing?

I won't be shocked. Tell me.

Tell me!

Your wedding will happen...

in an extraordinary circumstance.

It could be a male,

female,

or anything!

But I can tell you one thing for sure!

That person's name...

will have only three letters.

Bro! Bro, wake up!

Wake up, Brother!

What is it, Kattu?

The girl who read your palm yesterday?

She's a real tigress!

Just like she predicted, a really big trouble is already here for you!

What trouble?

Didn't we go to meet a prospective bride, along with Nunu yesterday?

That family is coming here to meet Nunu as a prospective bride!

Don't say anything!

Sudhakarettan whom we met yesterday, just got off the phone with Dad.

They're checking your horoscope too, apparently!

The planetary alignment might change today.

So, their astrologer is saying that...

the horoscopes may match!

First,

your wedding!

Nunu's wedding will happen only after that.

That's the only way I'll allow it!

Got it? Have some tea.

First, let's see the horoscopes of Jayesh and Likhina.

Who said that...

these horoscopes won't match?

Whoever has said so,

he is indeed very skilled!

These horoscopes...

will never match!

But Sudhakaran Nambiar...

the horoscopes of the younger ones, have an 8/10 match!

It's a perfect match!

So, Master...

When are we going to get the children married?

Well...

Whatever happens to me, nobody here gives a damn!

Damn it!

Your enemy is not outside.

He is inside.

Unless you throw that enemy outside,

you will never prosper!

That's true!

The enemy is not outside, but inside!

Scoundrels!

Jaye, my son!

Where are you going?

Jayesh, we're not conducting her wedding right away.

We will conduct it only after conducting your wedding.

We've just reached a verbal agreement now.

- Right, dear? - Yes!

Of course!

Don't you know

that if I don't get married by the time I turn 38, you'll die?

Yet, you want to get your granddaughter married?

You're not a father, you're not a mother and you're not a sister!

What are you saying?

A wonderful family! My foot!

Is this how a family is supposed to be?

Son! How long has it been

since a pavilion was pitched in front of our house?

A wedding is not the only occasion to pitch a pavilion.

Don't get me started!

- Jayesh! - Cool down, Chetta!

You get lost!

Son... Jaye!

It's not time for your train yet!

I'll go to the station and lie there with the dogs!

- Oh, my God! - They are better than you people!

Look at him!

Jaye, my Son!

What you did was really disgraceful!

While he's still driving solo in a two-seater,

are you getting your granddaughter married?

Sheesh! Don't you have any shame?

Bloody Master!

My boy is leaving this house with a shattered heart!

Just remember that!

- Go! - Jaye, my Son!

- Slowly! - Don't go!

Baby, you've been working as my personal marriage assistant

for so many years, right?

Yet, haven't you understood that I don't like black girls?

Am I a chump who can be duped by filters on photos?

It's just that her complexion is slightly different, sir.

Everything else is okay, Sir.

Is it up to you to decide that, Baby?

If I'm paying you, just do your job.

Don't try to teach me! Understood?

Yes.

Okay, Sir.

- What's your name? - Pallavi.

- How far have you studied? - M.A. Literature.

Would you like to work after marriage?

- Definitely! - Huh?

- You want to work? - Of course!

Mom! Jithesh!

Let's go!

Hey, Jayesh!

Do you recognize me?

Yes.

- Advocate Vinod's daughter, right? - Yes.

- Pallavi... - That's it.

How have you been?

Where is your wife?

I'm still unmarried.

Oh, okay.

What about you?

Well, I got married once.

I'm divorced now. Happy and peaceful!

- Oh! I'm leaving then. - Hey, wait!

I run a match-making firm based all over South India.

She and her damn card!

I think the people who are finding matches for you

are not doing their job properly.

Otherwise, a person like you needn't wait for so long to find a bride, right?

I have a branch in Kozhikode too.

For all your matchmaking needs, don't hesitate to contact me.

Always and any time!

- Okay? - Okay.

Yeah, right! She couldn't sort her marriage and she thinks she can get me married!

We're unable to call or message him now.

He has blocked us on everything.

We have a WhatsApp group.

I will add you to that group.

I'll keep sending photos of good girls on it.

Show all those photos to him, and try to tempt him!

- [in Tamil] I don't have a family, Sir. - Don't cry!

Don't worry.

- We're here for you. - Hereafter, you are my family!

You are my father!

You are my mother!

I'm your best friend for life.

Don't worry.

You're not my best friend. You, you **** scoundrel!

Do you know?

This bloody scoundrel is the one who sneakily went

and met a prospective bride I had already met and married her!

Sir, there's a correction in that! There is a correction!

If you're telling the story, say it fully!

- You tell them. - It's true, Sir.

I went and met a girl he had already met.

See? See?

But do you know what this loser did before that?

What?

'The girl has crooked teeth.'

'As per his dead grandpa's hocus-pocus science,

the guy who marries her will burn to death.'

I went and met her only after he rejected her saying all this!

And then?

This cheat... This cheat here...

He married that girl, arranged for her surgery,

and fixed her teeth!

He never told me that such a surgery existed, Sir!

He never told me! And she's bloody gorgeous!

Haven't you been fiddling with computers since '95?

Then how come you didn't know about this?

Master of all arts!

But...

Common sense is a big zero!

Don't worry.

Don't be sympathetic towards him!

There will be a girl who was born for you.

- Where, Sir? - She will come.

Don't worry until then.

- This is not even my state, Sir. - Hello?

In my father's family,

nobody crosses the age of 70.

I'm 38 years old now, Sir.

If at all I get married someday,

and if I have a child somehow,

will I be lucky enough to see that child's wedding, Sir?

Will I be lucky enough to see my grandchildren, Sir?

You will. You are lucky!

This is that girl.

Her name is Gopika.

How is she?

Isn't she a celestial beauty?

Prashanthettan brought this proposal.

Huh?

Who asked you to find a bride for me?

Should someone ask me?

Prashanth is a loser! So is his father Narayanan!

I don't need anyone to find brides or grooms for me!

Okay.

I'm all alone!

I've lost the mood, Sir. I'm going to sleep.

- Kiddo, here's the pickle. - Thanks!

This guy!

Yeah, you be alone!

Such a waste of time... Oh, no!

What is it, bro?

If you tell anyone that Mambrathu Jayesh was wailing and crying here,

and try to insult my manhood, you bloody idiot...

I'll kick you and paste you to the wall!

Understood?

Oh, yes!

Such a gargantuan idiot!

How can he ever find a girl who's better than this?

Advise him, Sir. Don't come here just to get drunk!

Go carefully.

But I can tell you one thing for sure.

That person's name...

will have only three letters.

Go... pi... ka.

Oh, my dear Aneesh!

Why are you playing matchmaker for that scoundrel?

Though he is a scoundrel, he is my best friend.

Don't forget that.

I married you only after he rejected your alliance.

You don't forget that!

Big deal!

[Come back Jayesh! WhatsApp Group]

[He liked the girl]

[But he will agree to the marriage only if everyone apologizes to him.]

[Kattu changed the group name from 'Come back Jayesh' to 'Jayesh's wedding']

Jaye! My dear son!

Please forgive your sister, my dear brother!

Aren't you my dearest son? Please come back!

Gopika, do you know how to cook dishes like Sambar and Erisshery?

Yes.

Steamed banana leaf pancake?

Huh?

- Steamed banana leaf pancake? - Yes!

Jayesh's long wait hasn't gone in vain.

All that was for this, right?

After marriage,

would you want to go to work?

Once we have children,

won't it be difficult to go to work, Jayeshetta?

The true purpose of Jayesh's life is being realized here now.

True, true!

Do you always wear Churidars?

Yes. I'm more into the Indian way of dressing.

Raghavan Nambiar... This is the union of the century!

Even science will fail before this.

Jayesh... Did you like our girl?

Well, he'd like to take her with him right away, if possible!

"Perched on a moonstone palanquin, I'll reach beside you, O' red star, so keen"

"O' sandalwood flower girl, so fine, To adorn saffron on your forehead divine"

Baby... Your job is over!

My wedding is fixed.

I don't need your services anymore, Baby. Good bye, Baby!

Good bye!

Why are you loitering here? Go and talk to the people there.

"She's the gleam, As bright as the Karthika star, a dream"

"She's the sweet storm of joy, That showered upon parched lands, oh boy"

"Desires that had faded hue, Now shine in rainbow colours, so true"

"Let's fix an auspicious date and time, For time has finally blessed me, so sublime"

"I've found my girl, I've found my bride"

"I've found my life, I've found my bride, my future wife"

"I've found my girl, I've found my bride"

Hey! Is this how you wear a shawl?

So many people are here, right? Wear the shawl properly!

Wretch!

- Walk. walk! - What is it?

After marriage, the woman's bridle...

Shucks! I mean, the woman's rein

should be held by us men!

You must know how to tame them.

Dude... It won't always be fun and games after marriage.

There will be small issues in every household.

However, the first slap must be the result of a mistake she made.

Now, imagine that she hasn't made any mistake.

Then you must study her closely

and deliberately create an issue.

She must feel, 'I made a mistake',

'I should ask for forgiveness'.

The upper edge you gain at that moment?

My dear Jayesh...

It will be beneficial for you in your life, until you die!

Haven't you heard the saying,

'Men are from Mars; Women wash the jars'?

"Silk dresses and jewellery so fine, Should be made in gold, to shine"

"She should adorn these stunning finds, With golden beauty that always binds"

"No qualms or complaints should arise, The town should be shocked, with wide eyes"

"The wedding will be a grand affair, A celebration beyond compare"

"The adamant one is now, Jumping with joy, and how!"

"Pushing through evenings and days, Trying to speed time's ways"

"Let's fix an auspicious date and time, For time has finally blessed me, so sublime"

"I've found my girl, mate"

"I've found my bride, buddy"

"I've found my queen, o' townsfolk"

"I've found my girl, oh so lucky"

"I've found my girl, Uncle"

"I've found my bride, come and see"

"I've found my queen, I've found my dream, just for me"

Are you busy, Jayetta?

No, dear. Tell me.

Well, my college gang is going for a trip to Wayanad.

Shall I also go along with them?

- Gang? - Yes.

It's a girls' gang, Jayetta.

I studied in a convent, right?

Oh!

It's just for two days, Jayetta.

Please!

Okay!

But send me your location wherever you go.

Yes. Thank you, Jayetta.

I love you!

Love you too!

Okay?

YAAY!

I'm getting married!

Sorry! I'm not someone who gets so excited.

I just lost control. Sorry, sorry!

- It's alright. - Yaay!

Stop it, Dude!

It's all for you!

Speech! Speech! Speech!

- Speech! Speech! Speech! - Yes... Speech, speech!

First of all,

thank you all for being a part of my happy day.

As you all know,

family is the first essential cell of human society.

I finally found that cell where I would happily confide.

I know,

I've waited too long for this day.

And I think it was worth it!

Yaay!

I got my dinosaur, Babu sir! I got my dinosaur!

Party! Party! Party!

Party! Party! Party!

At the cafeteria, I'm throwing--

This isn't your typical boring cafeteria party!

We are throwing a grand house party at 7 PM at our place!

- Let's freakin' party! - Yaay!

- Hello. - Jayetta...

Sorry! There's a small problem here.

What problem?

Well... Appu who came with us?

Appu went missing, Jayetta!

Are there boys with you?

No, no! She is my aunty's daughter. Aparna.

Oh!

Don't freak out guys like us by using nicknames like 'Appu' for Aparna

and 'Achu' for Ashwathy, my dear.

I called just like that.

Jayetta...

Love you!

Love you too!

Yaay!

Wow! Congratulations!

How is the party, my dear Jayesh?

You're in for many more surprises!

Hello, people! Jayesh is here!

The groom is awesome, right? Everyone, make way!

Do you see this?

See how awesome your party is!

This place is as crowded as a Black Friday sale!

Won't the neighbours create a problem if they hear this?

There's no problem, bro!

That's our apartment's association secretary.

That's our apartment's president.

The treasurer is somewhere over there.

Everyone in this apartment are here!

Jayesh!

Sorry! I'm a little late!

Wow! What a party, man!

Happy married life! Congratulations!

Thank you!

Jayesh!

Happy married life, man!

"Twinkle twinkle eyes, She's as pretty as the moon in the skies"

"A ten on ten match, For matrimony, she's the perfect catch"

"Within my palms, Her heart beats true"

"She was born on earth, To be mine through and through"

"He searched for a bride, In towns and cities far and wide"

"The one who grew tired of snacks, Now smiles wide, no more lax"

"With a hundred musts and a long, long list"

"He kept drilling horoscopes, and now he has finally won the twist"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

Come on!

Hey, Jayesh! Have this.

These are London Biju's cousins.

- Hello! - Hi.

Is it? I'm getting married!

- Congrats, Chetta! - Thank you!

They came for a job internship, but they don't have a place to stay.

So what? There are three rooms here, right?

One for me, one for you, and one for all these people! Enjoy the party!

"As the drumbeats reach a crescendo high, You should tie the nuptial chain, oh my"

"With cool and colourful dreams, so fine, You must decorate the room, divine"

"As the drumbeats reach a crescendo high, You should tie the nuptial chain, oh my"

"With cool and colourful dreams, so fine, You must decorate the room, divine"

"It's a honeymoon mood, Unleash all your desires, no longer subdued"

"The life he was searching for so far, Has begun right here, right now, like a star"

"Happy and joyful days ahead, In your wife's smiles, joy is spread"

"Fighting and loving, a perfect blend, Walk together, hand in hand, till the end"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my...."

Huh!

Who cleaned all this?

Did the party really happen here?

Huh?

Who are you?

- Who are you? - I'm Merin.

Which Merin?

- Hi. - Who is this monk?

We are your friend London Biju's cousins, Chetta.

That's fine! The party is over, right? Can't you go home?

Didn't you tell us that we can stay here?

Who told you? When?

You told us yesterday. You must have forgotten it.

No way!

- Aneesh! Who are they? - You said so, right?

I'm not leaving!

Didn't you tell them yesterday that they can stay here?

Me?

A word is a word, even if you were wasted when you said it.

Who said? When?

It's my wedding on the coming 22nd.

If there's a grown-up girl staying here at this time--

Come here!

You're leaving from here, right?

Moreover, they will be gone by the time you get back after your wedding.

- Are you sure? - Yes!

Also, they're a neat bunch, just like you.

See how well they cleaned the place up.

- They've cleaned it well. - Yes.

But ask her not to roam around here wearing these short boxers!

If she doesn't have any clothes,

she can pick some from my wardrobe.

I'll wear her short boxers. Let her wear my pants.

Why? Is she building a tent?

Staying here is fine.

- But don't get people talking! - You heard it, right?

And it's my wedding on the coming 22nd.

All of you must come there, along with him.

Wish you all the best, Chetta!

I'll be there three days in advance.

Thank you!

Yes!

Don't mind what he said. We will have a blast here!

I got my dinosaur!

It's my first time, Jithesh, that's why.

I'm not used to all this, right?

Dude... do squirrels have to be taught how to climb trees?

We are men, right?

Just go with the flow...

and do it.

Hey, boy!

I've fixed all the creaky legs of your cot.

Now you don't have to worry about people hearing the noise.

You can marry without any worry!

Naughty Chanduvettan!

Anyway, don't worry.

I'll send you some videos.

Watch those and learn.

Don't you know that I don't watch porn videos?

This is not porn, you buffalo!

This is only for educational purposes.

And yeah, you should practise after locking the door.

Oh! Consider that done!

Have it.

Three times a day,

have it without fail.

This is the dates and mace treat, That men eat before marriage, oh so sweet

Have it quickly

- Hello. - Jayeshetta,

can we meet?

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

"I got my dinosaur"

"Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir"

Biriyani!

J... Jayetta!

How was your trip?

The trip was superb.

- Is it? - I've ordered 2 CB's.

Won't you have Chicken Biriyani?

- I prefer MB more. - Huh?

Mutton Biriyani!

- I eat CB too. - Sir...

Why doesn't it have eggs?

We don't keep eggs in biriyani here, Sir.

Why? The hens here don't lay eggs or what?

I don't know, sir. I'm new here.

Go to the kitchen and bring two eggs!

- Boiled eggs! - Okay, okay.

What is he wearing? Is it a skirt?

No.

Why did you want to meet me urgently?

Our elders believe that meeting like this before the wedding is not advisable.

But we needn't follow everything they say.

Jayeshetta...

What I'm going to say...

You must listen to it peacefully.

You must not be agitated at all.

Well...

I...

I like someone.

We have decided to get married.

You must back out from this marriage, Jayeshetta.

I got it, I got it!

It's a prank, right?

Where is the camera?

Where are your friends?

- Where? - It's not a prank.

- Huh? - I'm saying the truth!

I swear on my late grandma.

You must back out from this marriage, Jayeshetta.

What made you mute when our wedding was fixed? Were you sucking on a lollipop?

We've booked the hall, printed the invites and invited all the guests!

And now you're saying this nonsense?

Couldn't you have told your family, if nothing else?

At least,

you could have told them that you didn't like me!

I agreed to this marriage because I liked you.

And then?

But...

I realized my true love only after that.

We studied together from kindergarten.

We always liked the same things.

Favourite movie,

favourite song,

favourite colour,

and so on and so forth.

Who is he?

Who's that bloody dog?

Krishna!

During our studies,

we shared a room in the hostel.

After marriage,

we'll never be able to stay together again.

That's why we went on that trip to Wayanad that day.

It was only during those days we stayed together that we realized

that our love...

is as beautiful as a rainbow!

Here are your boiled eggs, Sir.

Jayeshetta...

Jayeshetta!

Please don't stand against our love, Jayeshetta.

Just tell your family that you didn't like me.

By taking on an elder brother's role,

you should give us your blessings, Chetta.

You should pray for us.

You should back out from this marriage.

The two of you... don't think that I'm a nincompoop!

I get your idea.

You brought me to a busy restaurant, thinking I wouldn't make a scene, huh?

Anyway, I don't need you anymore.

If I'm not getting married, so be it!

I swear by my mother who gave me birth,

and by the Goddess of Mambrathu,

even if I forgive you;

you wretch who seduces girls from reputed families and snatches them away;

I will never forgive you!

You will die without a drop of water to drink!

You will die without a drop of water to drink!

Without a drop of water...

Men don't cry.

Don't cry!

Damn it! Why isn't it stopping?

I won't fall!

Mambrathu Jayesh shouldn't fall!

I won't fall!

There he comes!

Stop there, Jaye!

What the hell did you blabber to Gopika's folks over the phone?

Don't you like her anymore?

Do you think you can do anything and get away with it?

- Hey, Jaye! - Who do you think you are?

You and your 100 conditions and 1000 demands!

What do you think about yourself?

Have you ever taken a proper look in the mirror?

Jayesh, what you did was outrageous!

Calling them to say you don't want the girl?

Remember, this marriage wasn't arranged by you alone.

This involves some of us,

so you need to share the matter with us too.

I'm accountable for this!

- Hey! - There he goes!

Damn!

What is it?

Thank you, Jayetta.

You didn't mention this to anyone at home, right?

For accepting our relationship,

thank you so much!

My foot!

To hell with your thanks!

How do I tell anyone that my bride-to-be is hooked on another chick?

I have no plans to make myself viral!

Hang up and get lost!

Jaye, my son...

I have something to tell you.

- Don't be mad at me. - Just leave!

Well, what's the point of saying that you're educated, wise, and worldly?

Did you think about your dad, who is about to cross 70?

Or let's leave that.

Did you remember that after 38, your horoscope says marriage won't happen?

- No! - Huh?

No!

He must have come up with some new condition for that!

I think Ettan has no plans to marry!

His intention is something else!

Hey, you!

What...

Hey! Hey, Jaye!

Hey, stop there!

This boy keeps leaving with his suitcase no matter what I say!

Hey!

Hey! Don't you dare talk nonsense again!

Your mother happens to be my aunt,

or else I'd have sworn at your mom, you dog, Kattu!

But Son...

Isn't she a girl with all the qualities of the heavenly maiden Padmini?

Your bloody Science of Physical Signs!

You crammed all that junk into my head when I was a kid!

I'm going to marry Padmanabhan, not Padmini!

Son... Jaye!

Stop there!

What is this boy doing?

So, from now on, should we stop looking for brides for you?

Whom to marry, when to marry, and how to marry...

Mambrathu Jayesh will decide that now!

All of you do this.

Look for a spot on the south side to lay me to rest.

Not Padmini,

he's going to marry Padmanabhan.

Check Aneeshettan's Instagram.

Okay.

Those buggers conducted such a grand party

and didn't invite us!

Hey, fool! Check the posts in which Aneeshettan is tagged.

Okay.

Hey, that's uncle!

They are kissing!

Huh!

Rainbow!

- When I think of my son-- - Aunty!

- But what can we do? - When I think of my husband...

- Aunty! - Leave it.

- Come fast! Aunty! - What?

We found out why Ettan cancelled the wedding, Aunty!

- What? - What is this guy saying?

Say it! What is it?

Ettan is that type!

- That type? - Rainbow!

Rainbow? What is that?

- Rainbow! - What rainbow?

Ettan is that type!

- Ho... - Ho?

What ho?

What? Horse?

What are you blabbering?

Your son is a homo!

- A pure homo! - Huh?

What nonsense are you saying, you scoundrel?

- Baby... - Yes, Sir.

- Baby... - Tell me, Sir.

My wedding got cancelled, Baby.

Oh!

I'm okay with girls from anywhere between Kasaragod and Parassala.

On the 22nd as planned,

make sure my wedding happens, Baby.

In that case, we have a small request, Sir.

What is your request?

You're looking for a girl in the 22 to 29 age range.

If you extend it to 30–35,

we have several excellent options above 30, Sir.

Baby!

Just because I budged,

don't act like you own me, Baby!

The ones above 30 are not girls, Baby!

They are old hags! Antiques!

If I marry one of them, I'll have to find someone else to have a baby!

I've been paying you regularly, haven't I, Baby?

Do your damn job, Baby!

Do your damn job!

So guys, today we are going to look into an article

that explores this concept

called challenging conventions in age gap relationships.

What is it, Kattu? I'm in a meeting.

Presenting such relationships through their work

enables writers to shatter societal norms...

related to love, while showing...

Hey...

I better not.

Hey, Jayesh...

Are you busy?

Does it look like I'm busy?

Come with me.

There is a small problem.

What is it?

You are a homo, aren't you?

Your grandpa is the homo!

Leave me! People will see!

Look at this and tell me.

What?

Hey, is it porn?

Get lost, you imp!

It's not safe here anymore. Come.

Are you ready?

Play it.

Wait. It will come now.

Come, sit.

You're thirsty, right?

Here you go. Drink it.

How does it look now?

You went around kissing all the guys who came to our party.

There were plenty of girls around.

Did you approach even one of them?

Do you know who that guy you kissed is?

He is LGBTQ! LGBTQ!

I may have done something foolish because I was drunk.

Are you trying to humiliate me by taking a video of that?

Should I still call you a friend?

Sorry, man.

I wasn't trying to humiliate you.

I was trying to make you admit the truth.

In the past eight years,

have you liked any girl other than Gopika?

Tell me.

No!

I've been suspicious for a while now...

because you never watch porn.

You don't stare at centre-spreads in glamour magazines.

Yes.

You don't get turned on by girls.

Forget their main attractions; you don't even check out the side features!

Just like Mammootty once said,

even an eclipse passes with time, sir.

The sun will emerge, breaking through the dark curtain one day.

Just like you removed your curtain and came out as a homo! A HOMO!

Yes.

Trust me.

Brace yourself,

as the worst phase of your life is just around the corner.

You're going to encounter many insults and much ridicule.

Even an eclipse passes with time, sir.

The sun will emerge, breaking through the dark curtain one day.

Just like you removed your curtain and came out as a homo! A HOMO!

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The likelihood of you being a homosexual is becoming more apparent.

Your wedding will happen...

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It could be a male,

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or anything!

Why are you so early, Jayesh?

I just can't find peace of mind by sitting at home.

You needn't stay at home. Come to my cabin.

Let's talk.

Come on!

Some of us were here.

You didn't look for what you were supposed to look for.

You didn't notice what was right in front of you.

Do you remember, Jayesh?

One day, you wore a floral-printed shirt to work.

A gentle breeze was brushing through your hair that day.

That day, I made up my mind

that I wouldn't let any girl snatch this Nair boy away from me.

That he...

is mine!

- Sir! - Huh?

Can't you see me as a friend, Sir?

You are a friend, Jayesh!

- Hey! - Sir, Sir!

Please don't do anything to me, Sir!

Don't outrage my modesty!

Can't you see me as a younger brother, Sir?

Jaye...

- You have no idea... - What?

- How badly I wanted this! - Why?

- Lie down! - Babuvetta, no!

No, no, no!

No! Babuvetta! No!

- Slow? - Not slow! I said NO!

No means NO!

Babuvetta!!!

Huh?

Huh!

What did you do to me?

Shut up, you pig!

The flush in that room is broken.

Like you're some hottie for me to even look your way!

You're always dreaming up wild stuff every evening!

And yeah....

Ho...

"Homo and his bongo"

"He'd play all day and never go slow"

Who let this bugger inside?

- Get out from my flat! - Shut up! This flat is mine too!

- It's your aunty's flat! - Jayeshetta!

- Take him away, Merin! - Come here!

I won't spare him!

- Calm down. - Just chill and drink this, Chetta.

Let's talk peacefully after that.

This is simply your fear, Jayeshetta.

You're not gay!

Did he tell you guys as well?

Is there any place left for you to blab, you dog?

Oh! That's the problem now?

Huh?

Chetta...

Quit crying like a baby.

Didn't I tell you it's just your fear?

Aargh! You're the one to blame for all this, Aneeshetta!

Why are you terrifying this naive fellow with such talk?

- Shut up! - Huh?

I'm not a naive fellow!

- Oh, wow! - Jayeshetta...

Even if you are gay, what's wrong with it, Jayeshetta?

But won't everyone see me as a deviant pervert?

Huh?

What's so deviant about this, Chetta?

90% of living creatures on earth display homosexuality.

- Do you know that? - No!

- You're lying! - No! I'm not, Jayeshetta!

It's true!

- Really? - Yes!

Even whether you're born male or female on earth

is determined by nature's rules, right?

- Yes. - For example,

you like fish curry.

I like vegetable curry.

There will be people who like both, right?

- Yikes! - What yikes?

Look here!

So,

there are people who like both.

What is written in Thathrikutty's book?

It's all about taste.

Don't talk about that witch here, Merin!

I even had names picked out for the children I planned to have.

I already have so many doubts about myself.

How will I even have children now?

Jayeshetta, things like surrogacy exist for that, don't they?

Who's going to feed milk to the child then, Merin?

Jayeshetta, there are so many cows in Kerala! Just catch one of them and milk it!

That won't be right!

It'll be alright.

Nothing will be alright!

Won't my children have to grow without mother's milk, Merin?

Not only that! Does the milk of cross-bred cows have any minerals in it?

Will there be any minerals in it?

If we can't get cow's milk, let's go with goat's milk.

Will someone tell this hellhound to shut his trap?

Aargh! Aneeshetta, please give me 30 seconds!

Jayetta, forget all that,

and have this.

This will cool you down.

Oh, it's you, Madam!

Come. Come inside.

- Hema... - Yes.

Who are you, girl?

Who are you?

Where is Jayesh?

What is distinctly visible are

Umamaheshwarans, the divine beings who are half-man and half-woman.

Umamaheshwarans!

Huh?

Don't feel disheartened, Teacher.

This is the horoscope of a homosexual.

Oh, Lord!

What more is left for me to witness, O Goddess of Mambrathu?

Who among these is your Padmanabhan?

Hello?

Hey, Jayesh!

What all am I hearing about you now that I'm back from the Rahul Gandhi rally duty?

- What? - You are a homo, aren't you?

Which dog told you this?

How many times have I passed out drunk on your lap?

Did you ever take advantage of me during those moments?

Yeah, I dug up your grandpa and took advantage of him!

Jayesh!

You're okay, right?

I'm okay. Yes.

What happened here?

Nothing.

Come with me. I have to tell you something.

Come on, Jayesh!

Come.

Babuvetta! You should consider me as a friend, Babuvetta!

I can't consider you like that, Jayesh.

You're my younger brother.

Your hunt for your dinosaur?

Just stop it now.

Do this.

I'll introduce you to someone.

Pallavi.

She is my friend.

She makes beautiful matches.

She values mutual understanding

more than horoscope compatibility.

Just give her a call.

- Cheer up, man! - Okay.

No worries, okay?

Aunty!

Show me all of Ettan's underwear.

Why do you need his underwear?

Just show them.

Aunty, check whether he has pink coloured underwear.

No, Son.

Then look for a floral pair.

None of that, either.

There are only red, blue and green pairs here.

It's not there?

That's not possible.

Uncle!

Turn off the video call,

and switch to a normal call.

What is it?

That's not here.

There's some shaving cream and some face cream.

No, Kattu! There are no creams here like the ones you mentioned.

Switch to video call and see for yourself!

What? What is he saying?

There's so much stuff we're clueless about.

Sheesh!

Let him check for himself.

What are you making us do?

What are you both doing in my room?

Why do you need my underwear?

Because of yesterday's train journey

your mom has severe headache

and I got a back pain.

Do you have some herbal oil?

I have some cattle-feed. You want that?

Uncle! Aunty!

Hey!

- Very well! - Oh, no!

So you're behind all this, you brat?

You're making them search my room, huh?

No... I was... just...

You...

- Let's go. - You hellhound!

You...

The day I come there will be the end of you!

And your end

will be your death!

- Understood? - Yes.

Our ancestors were commanders in King Pazhassiraja's army.

Could someone like this really be born in our family, dear?

Well, dear...

Even while you were parading around him in these skimpy clothes,

didn't he make a move on you?

Didn't any such thing happen?

No, Aunty.

Jayeshettan is not that kind of a person.

Oh, no!

So, he's not that kind of a person?

Here you go.

Jayesh...

So much is happening in the world.

In a thousand crore years, the sun will turn into a white dwarf.

Each year, the sea claims more land.

Men and women live together without getting married.

Men are marrying men.

What's your view on this rapidly changing world order?

Huh?

You've been rambling for a while after drinking all that alcohol!

Stay quiet now!

Let me ask him.

Jaye...

Tell us the truth.

Whom are you interested in?

Men

or women?

Tell me!

Huh?

They're both on a mission to discover if their son is a homo!

Why did you give me parents like this, my God?

Hi, Jayesh!

Huh?

Oh, no!

The shame goes on, even on the terrace!

Oh, no! She's coming.

Beautiful evening, right?

Marvellous. Wonderful!

To escape the heat,

it helps.

Your mom and dad have come, right?

Merin introduced them to me.

Dad and mom!

They are the reason I'm here.

What happened? Did you guys get into a quarrel or what?

Hey, what happened?

You want to know what happened? They think I'm gay!

What?

Just because one marriage didn't work out,

they think you're gay?

Yeah!

Hey... I mean...

there's nothing wrong in it.

It's okay. All these things are normal nowadays.

Jayesh...

Do you have any doubts?

Merin told me that...

...you never had a girlfriend.

Is it true?

Whoa!

You never kissed a girl before?

No!

The flush is broken in the other room, Son.

Thank you, Son.

Thank you.

Sweet dreams, son!

Hema!

- What is it? - Our son...

Our son is straight.

- Straight. - Straight?

As straight as a Kasaragod Areca palm!

Really?

Yeah! For real!

For real!

Jayesh, you bloody dog!

So you're not a homo, but a pro, huh?

We saw you kissing that North Indian girl on the terrace.

We were there for a drink since your parents were in the flat.

Aneeshetta! Not one, but two kisses!

And the second one was a French kiss!

- French! Lip lock! - Dude!

Shut up, silly!

Well, wipe off that lipstick from your lips.

Wait, don't celebrate yet!

She is a North Indian, right?

When we have a child in the future,

my child's mother tongue would be Hindi, right?

How can I go to my ancestral home and temples with these Hindi-speaking kids?

Wait, wait!

Why are you rushing like the Rajadhani Express just because of a kiss?

Shouldn't I consider all these?

How can I marry her without considering all these?

Did you ask her if she likes you before making plans for marrying her?

If she doesn't like me, why did she kiss me?

It needn't have happened out of love or any such thought.

It could have happened in the heat of the moment.

Is it? In that case, she is really something!

Kissing random guys and blaming it on the moment or cement, huh?

If you want me to, I can go ask Payal whether she did it out of love.

No need for any interrogations!

This won't work, Merin! Nothing will work with her!

Let me call Baby.

Hey, Baby!

Why haven't you been answering my calls?

This is no free service!

I've been paying you handsomely, right?

You better call me back, Baby!

Understood?

Yeah! Tell me, Baby.

You want me to find a girl for you in the middle of the night?

Who am I, your pimp?

Bloody mongoose!

People like you assume that paying us makes us your slaves.

Don't you?

- Baby! - Jayesh...

You are

a certified male chauvinist!

A pathetic misogynist!

I still remember. A few years ago,

didn't you come here quoting slokas from the Garuda Purana?

"A good wife is always chaste, a good wife is sweet-spoken!"

What was it? Say it.

One who worships her husband.

And I clearly recall what you said at the end.

That an ideal wife should be

a servant in the kitchen and in the bedroom,

Don't make me go there, Jayesh!

Hey, hey, hey!

Men with your attitude will remain single forever

and suffer without someone to get you water when you're old!

- You schmuck! - Baby, no!!!

- You'll rot in hell - Baby... No!

- Don't say that, Baby! - and die a worthless death!

Jayesh, you Moron of Mambarathu!

Hang up the phone, you dog!

Wait, wait!

One second.

I'm sorry about last night.

I know I've disturbed your feelings,

and I just want to let you know that I didn't mean to do so.

So, I'm really, really sorry, buddy!

Friends?

Okay.

- Friends! - Friends!

Bye.

Phew!

You bloody Romeo!

What's wrong with Payal?

After all, she's a Gynaecologist, right?

She will even take care of her own delivery.

What did she say this morning?

- What did she say? -That she kissed me just for fun, right?

What if she meets a funnier guy after our marriage?

Sometimes, I can't figure out if your words are serious or just a joke!

- Yes, Dad. - Jayesh, my Son...

We've reached our home town.

We came there with a heavy heart,

but now we are as joyful as those who see Sabarimala's sacred fire.

There's nothing to worry about.

On the fixed date of 22nd,

I, Mambarathu Raghavan, will conduct your wedding.

Merin, pose!

Alright. Forget Payal. How about Merin?

- She's a young girl, right? - She's not a baby! She is 25!

- No. That won't work.. - Shall I tell her?

Shut up, you brat!

- Shut up! - AKG,

Nelson Mandela, Dostoevsky…

All of them married women who were 10-20 years younger.

What are you guys whispering?

Wis-wis... What?

It's nothing. Don't mind him.

Or just leave it. You're not a legendary figure like them, right?

Mambarathu Jayesh isn't that bad either.

I might marry her.

Well, eat this first!

Kavitha, don't you get it?

My uncle won't live past 70,

and my cousin won't have kids because he's a homo.

That makes me the next heir.

The girl has three younger brothers.

So?

So, her father is wondering how they can trust someone like Jayesh

and have him in their house.

News is circulating all over town that Jayesh is a rainbow.

Which hellhounds are spreading such rumours?

- You know Ramani's daughter from Kothar? -Who?

The one studying in Mattannur College. What was her name? Kavitha?

I heard that she was the one who leaked it.

Who from here told her about it?

I don't know!

- Anyway-- - You bloody dog.

- You're always stirring up trouble! - Whenever I call her,

- I tell her not to share it with anyone! - I'll kill you!

"I got my dinosaur, Tonight's my party, sir"

"I got the perfect horoscope, sir My life is now set, sir"

What is it, Chechi?

Huh?

True to the prediction that no man from Mambarathu crosses seventy,

Raghavan, who was so active yesterday, is now down with a heart attack.

Prashanthan...

What should we do to conduct this marriage sooner?

You tell me.

I don't think we can find a girl from Thalassery now.

This news has spread as fast as butter on bread.

So, let's try from outside, right?

You had a friend, right?

The late Advocate Vinodan?

Advocate Vinodan.

He has a daughter.

Pallavi.

She's very well off in Chennai, doing some great business.

She's just a glorified broker.

If she helps, this wedding will happen.

- That won't work. -Huh?

She's a divorcee.

Jayesh...

Are we asking you to marry her? No, right?

It won't work, dad.

She couldn't even make her own marriage work.

How can she fix mine?

Everyone except Jayesh, please leave the room.

I need to speak to him privately.

Get out of here.

Is your name Jayesh?

No.

Prashanthetta, please turn me around.

- Prashanth... - Yes.

- Close that door. - Okay.

Prashanthetta...

I have a feeling that everything will be alright after this.

What is it, Dad?

I don't want to die at 70 like all the other Mambarathu men!

Just like Baiju the astrologer said,

I want to live a hundred years!

So,

you better get married soon,

have some kids, and make it happen!

Or else,

I will stab you to death,

and make garlands out of your entrails!

Leave me, Dad. Or the drip will get cut.

Not the drip! I'll cut your throat.

Quit making a fuss with your conditions,

meet Pallavi quickly, and get your wedding sorted.

Alright, Dad, I'll do as you say.

Let me call my office and apply for leave.

Okay? Let me go, Dad! Please.

Loosen your grip, Dad.

What happened?

Let's cross the border.

Huh?

Huh!

He's willing to cross the border.

- Did he agree? - Yes!

- Mom! - Oh, my Goddess!

She is coming. Take a good look.

Are you okay?

Aneesh!

The signal is weak here. Let me get out.

Come here.

What is it?

You've got an issue with dark-skinned girls?

Have you ever taken a good look at yourself in the mirror?

Take a look.

Just look at your sleepy eyes and drooping shoulders!

Let's not even start with your tummy!

You look like a bullfrog!

Do you know how you walk?

Like a duck about to lay eggs!

You should understand something, Jayesh.

You are not Mammootty's son, Dulquer Salmaan.

You are Jayesh,

Son of Mambarathu Raghavan and Pulleriveettil Padikkal Hemalatha.

So, there's a limit to your good looks.

And stick to girls in your league.

Do you get me? Do you?

Bullfrog?

What's that?

It's a fat, short...

Basically, it looks like me.

Then why did Payal kiss you?

Do you think she's crazy?

If she wasn't drunk that day, she wouldn't have even looked at my face, Merin!

That isn't how it is.

Who doesn't like you, Chetta?

Don't I like you?

So, are you saying that I'll be able to find a good bride?

Of course! Just go and meet Pallavi quickly!

That's where the issue is, Merin!

Don't you know?

When I met that dark-skinned girl,

I walked out of her house impulsively.

And Pallavi? She's a completely different story!

Forget match-making, she won't even let me come near her.

That can easily solved by saying a sorry, right?

- Just try meeting her. - Jayesh!

If Pallavi is my friend Vinod's daughter,

she'll find you a bride,

and if you are truly my son,

you'll marry the one she chooses!

I won't accept a "No"!

You'll only say "Yes"!

Yes.

No. I'm sorry.

"Time flies, it rushes away"

"I've lost, I've fallen, led astray"

"I've searched and searched till the maps ran dry"

"Nothing is working, no matter how I try"

"Everything I believed has fallen apart"

"A woman's heart is its own work of art"

"I've knocked on every door in sight"

"Again and again, saying no, they shut me tight"

Are you Mambrathu Jayesh?

Yes.

She has been in my heart since 8-B in school.

And if you dare to interfere in our lives,

I swear on my mother,

I'll put a hole in your gut!

Chetta...

I don't like men with moustaches.

Please don't mind.

After Corona, I've stopped looking for people working in private firms.

Only government jobs offer job security.

Okay.

Every decision in my life is handled by my bestie.

I'll marry only the guy he chooses for me.

You don't need him!

"Could it be that the sins of my past"

"Are coming back like a boomerang, fast?"

"For pestering it with horoscopes in vain"

"Have I brought down Mars' fiery disdain?"

"I'd heard that marriage means endless woe"

"Now I'm learning it as I go"

"Before the god of death comes my way"

"Will I tie the knot on that blessed day?"

To be honest, I don't feel any partner vibes from you.

You give me uncle vibes.

Sorry.

"A woman's heart is its own work of art"

Jayesh, I'm really fond of children.

Me too!

If you don't mind, can you get a fertility test done and send me the result?

It's nothing personal. I just can't take a chance when it comes to children.

Did you see my niece?

She's as fair as milk, right?

Yes.

Pouring this black tea into it is like...

This isn't going to work, Pallavi.

When our boy has come forward,

ready to say 'okay' to any girl, leaving behind all his dreams,

are you insulting him by taking him to these lousy girls?

So, were you not saying 'yes' all this while because you wanted to?

It's just because Raghavan Master coerced me

saying that you're coming with an open mind,

that I decided to do this for you again.

He is crazy!

Well, why do you have to know all this?

Aren't you just a broker?

He said okay even to some filthy girls, without even considering their lineage,

and could you do anything about it?

Damn it!

One girl doesn't like men with moustaches, it seems!

Won't men have moustaches?

Jayesh!

Did I take you to meet all these girls

saying that you must marry them?

Didn't I ask you to talk to them with an open mind,

and try to understand them?

Stop this Social Studies class,

and answer my question first!

Answer me!

Jayesh, I had told you already.

I'm not like those regular matchmakers

who get the wedding done somehow, take their fees, and disappear.

Is this how a broker is supposed to talk after taking money from us?

Kattu! Stop the car!

The moment we bring up money, she's asking to stop the car!

- Awesome! I like it! - Stop it!

First, you set a thousand conditions,

and when none of that works,

you'll succumb to someone's pressure,

and somehow make the wedding happen!

She and her damn yellow bag!

Marriage isn't about forcefully uniting two families.

It's about two people who love and respect each other coming together

to build a new family. That's what it's truly about!

- You're a divorcee and you're advising-- - Shut up!

Just shut up!

Jayesh...

This is where we part our ways.

Pallavi... Pallavi, please!

All the best!

- Pallavi! - Get lost!

- Hey, start the car! - Pallavi!

Make sure the crows don't peck at your sprinkler head.

To be frank, I should have stopped Jithesh today.

When I hear him talk, I feel he's right.

But now when I think of it, I feel...

that Pallavi was right.

I don't think I will ever get married in this lifetime.

First of all, there aren't many girls here.

And the few that are here

have unreasonable conditions and demands.

Didn't you also have a long list of conditions and demands?

How many girls must have been hurt because of you?

That's right, Merin.

I've hurt the feelings of so many girls.

Perhaps their curses are on me now.

Is he dead?

Etta!

Get up.

Wake up.

What is it, Kattu?

Your wedding has been fixed!

A first-class bride!

- Did it hurt you? - Yes.

- So, this is not a dream. - Huh?

Let's decide everything at the earliest. What say?

With whom?

When? How?

With the girl whom my father Vadakkel Narayanan showed you.

Do you remember going to meet a prospective bride at Thrikkarippur,

one week before my father died?

It was sidestepped, saying the house was too far.

I saw her

at Thirunelli!

When I rose up from the water

after immersing my father's ashes in Thirunelli river,

the girl was standing in front of me, along with her family.

I've discussed everything and sealed the deal!

Vadakkel Narayanan is a legend, dude! A legend!

Before my father's ashes blends into the Thirunelli river,

he left for heaven after sorting your wedding, man!

Dad...

In that case,

shouldn't we

go and meet that girl?

No! That's not necessary now!

We need to do everything else at the earliest.

Raghavan will turn 70 soon.

- I need to talk to that girl. - Huh?

Without talking and knowing each other, how is it possible?

That's right, Dad.

- Shut up! - Huh?

The aftermath of you talking to Gopika isn't over yet.

If I find out that you've left this house before the wedding,

I'll break your knees!

Master... master!

You just had a heart attack. You must remember that.

- Please understand. - Come on!

Hey! What do you mean by you want to understand her?

If you go out with her, have coffee and talk for two hours,

will you be able to understand her fully?

Dude, there's an old song.

"Give me a moment to blend into you"

"Give me an eon to understand you!"

My dear Jayesh...

No matter how many eons you get,

no one can ever truly understand women!

Dude, this looks like a fantastic proposal.

If you keep making random excuses and miss this one too,

you'll never find a good girl to marry.

And finally, in this huge house,

you will be all alone!

There won't be anyone even to clean your urine and faeces.

Rest you can decide!

In this matter, I'm on your family's side!

Cheers!

"Those who spoke ill of my wedding that day, Where have they all vanished away?"

"Didn't the elders once declare, There's a time for everything, everywhere?"

"The skies are clearing, the clouds depart, Misfortune fades, a lighter heart"

"The curse, the Saturn's darkened sway, Is finally leaving, gone today"

"He who was weary from battles of strife"

"Has now found joy with a golden bride for life"

"It's a wedding, he's getting married, Jayesh is finally getting married"

Chetta, eight Whiskey bottles, eight Brandy bottles and six Rum bottles!

Get 3 cases of beers as well. Rest, we'll adjust with country hooch.

"A wedding that came after so many tears, A wait that lasted eight and a half years"

"This wedding feels like, without a doubt, The eighth wonder the world talks about"

"It's a wedding, he's getting married, Jayesh is finally getting married"

Hey... That's his dinosaur.

The food is not yet ready, Boss.

"It's a wedding, he's getting married, Jayesh is finally getting married"

- Kattu! Move these things! - Hey, do it.

Hey, everyone can go and have food!

Others can get their photos clicked!

Let's have food and leave!

Rajesh!

Hey, come!

- Didn't I tell you? - See! He has called us!

Don't you know them?

Aneesh.. Merin.. Babuvetta!

- Come quickly! - Just a minute.

Hey, Jayesh! Meghna! Congratulations!

Stand closer, stand closer!

Show this. Like this!

Don't shout. Just show that.

I can't believe this, Merin.

Though it was a fluke, he found a girl who is just his type.

Aneeshetta... Our Jayeshettan's horoscope

is indeed a strange horoscope!

- Hop on. - Okay.

What is he doing?

Hello, Suchithra...

He is in a photoshoot.

Jayesh, don't drop the girl, buddy.

Come here.

It's fine when I sit alone. When she sits, I'm unable to balance.

Get down, Jayeshettan.

I'll show you how to do it.

Get down. Hey, hold this.

It's really simple. I'll show you.

- First, hop on like this. - Jayesh, it's Suchithra.

- Just a minute. I'll be right back. - It's fine.

Sorry, man! I couldn't come for your wedding.

That's alright, Suchithra!

Come back only after enjoying your honeymoon.

Thathrikkutty had come to our office yesterday, looking for you.

She said that she'll touch the pen again only after knocking your teeth out!

Don't mind that. I'll come and apologize to her in person, okay?

Okay then.

- Jayesh! - Isn't that the bride leaving on the bike?

Jayesh, she's gone!

Jayesh, get in! Come on!

Get in quickly! Hurry!

This is what happens if the groom is a homo!

Even worse things will come your way!

Hey, you!

Kattu! Lock the gate!

Babu! Don't bother about anything now!

Break their legs!

No one from the bride's family should leave from here alive.

Aargh!

If I lay my hands on that photographer...

Don't be stressed. We'll catch them.

Back off, you blue boy! You and your bloody rice!

Get lost!

Son, give me some curd.

Asking curd at a wrecked wedding, huh? You, curd guzzler!

Which dog booked him? Your dad?

Speed up!

Move! Move!

Damn this truck!

[indistinct clamouring]

Leave me! Let go of me!

Nambiar, you shouldn't be looking for a bride for your son.

Try to find a groom for him!

Isn't he the "rainbow" type?

Get lost!

Even if he's the "rainbow" type, what's wrong with it?

- Get lost! - Dad!

You hellhound! If you have any such doubts,

send your women to Mambarathu house!

In nine months you'll know, whether my son is a rainbow or a lightning!

You, bloody dog!

- Don't lower your standard! - What standard?

I've taught all standards from 1st to 4th.

I don't have any standards above that!

He's an expert at eloping. Look at him going!

Speed up!

Look at her arrogance! She isn't even looking back.

Master!

Master, help me!

Get here, fraud astrologer!

When you could find Umamaheswarans

in my son's horoscope,

couldn't you foresee that the girl would run away?

Couldn't you, you hellhound?

Aren't all these just calculations, Master?

Then tell me! How much is 6 + 60 + 16 + 24?

- 98! - Tell me!

- Master! - No, 88!

You already had an heart attack. Calm down.

- Please, Dad! Stop it! - It's enough!

- That's enough...stop! - Come on, Uncle.

Enough! Come!

Your wedding will happen

in an extraordinary circumstance.

- Don't worry. We'll catch them. - You're going to encounter

many insults and much ridicule.

Because of you,

even riots might break out here.

Jithesh! Stop the car!

Stop the car? Dude, let's catch them!

Stop the car, I say!

I'm saying this! We will catch them!

Stop the car!

Stop it!

Sheesh!

Turn left!

Left?

- Didn't they go that way? - Turn left!

You are quite something!

Everything you foretold by reading my palm has happened in my life, Sinitha.

Now, you tell me. What should I do?

Didn't I tell you that day itself, Jayeshetta?

Your enemy isn't out there.

He's right here, inside.

Unless you throw that enemy out,

you will never prosper!

Hey!

Dear...

Come! Come!

Let's leave, dear. Come.

Just a minute, Mom.

- Just a minute. - Let's leave!

Give me a minute, Mom! Let me tell him something.

- Jayeshetta! - Huh?

Although I didn't feel anything when I first saw you,

seeing you today, I realize I have feelings for you.

Today, as you sit before me,

it feels like the sun has come out from behind the darkness.

Don't you feel so?

Hey, Dude! Just come!

Get lost, you dog!

- Come! Come! - Who is he, Jayetta?

- A life with both of us together... - No! No way!

Yes! Shall we go?

- So, that's set! - Dude, she...

Dad is coming. Don't tell him anything.

- Come, dear. Get up. - I'm not coming, Dad!

Jayeshettan is here to take me with him.

Jayeshetta, ask them not to take me!

Jayeshetta! Dad! Leave me, Dad!

Catch him! You must catch that dog!

Ask him to leave me, Mom!

- Calm down, dear! - Dad! Mom!

Don't just stand there, Jayeshetta! Save me!

I need to tell you one more thing!

Come! Come here!

I have to predict Jayeshettan's death!

- One minute! - Calm down, dear.

Jayeshetta! Come, come! Let's get married!

Dude! She is totally bonkers!

A total nutcase!

Jayeshetta!

- Jithesh... - Yes.

Though she's bonkers,

there's a point in what Sinitha said.

What point?

Didn't she say that my enemy is not outside, but inside?

What if...

it's the 'me' within me?

This is exactly your problem!

You keep following what some random women say!

Dude, will any of us men follow what women say?

Isn't it because you listened to that Gopika and let her go on a tour,

that she dumped you and went with that other girl?

Don't I always tell you?

Men shouldn't obey women,

but women should obey what we, men say!

I never allow my wife to go anywhere. You know that?

Your enemy isn't out there.

He's right here, inside!

Unless you throw that enemy out,

you will never prosper!

Why did you stop?

Do you want to pee?

- Get out of the car. - Huh?

Have you gone crazy like that girl?

I knew it when she held your hand!

Shut your mouth!

I've always listened to you since childhood

and never spoke properly to girls.

That's why I became like this!

If I had spoken to Meghna then without listening to you or my family,

she wouldn't have eloped today!

You are my biggest enemy!

- Get out of my car! - I won't get out!

Get out of the car, you dog!

- I won't! - Get out, you bloody dog!

My bum won't leave this car!

Get out of my car! Get out!

You threw me out of your car, right?

I'll show you what I can do!

You and your damn red car!

Jithesh!

You are a chauvinist! A rotten chauvinist!

Your grandpa is the chauvinist!

You've gone cuckoo since your wedding got cancelled, you mad man!

Your wedding will never happen!

- Get lost! - I'll show you!

If you find some girl some day, your wedding will get cancelled!

On the wedding day, your dad, your mom, or your sister,

- will elope with someone! - Get lost!

First, throw out your dad who's shaped like a liquor bottle

and your sister who smells like cattle feed!

- Who is this? - Did you forget me, Jayetta?

It must be some lousy girl's call!

- Gopika? - You and your damn car!

Where are you now?

At least drop me at some place where I can get a rickshaw, Mambaram Jayesh!

You must forgive me, Jayettan!

Only after I started a life with Krishna,

did I realize it.

I swear on Chakkalath Goddess,

I'm not a lesbian, Jayetta!

I am truly straight!

In this world,

you're the only person who can understand my situation now.

I've kept two boiled eggs, as per Madam's instruction, Sir.

Jayetta, my eggs... Shucks!

Please accept my love, Jayetta!

Please forgive me!

Please!

Etta!

Etta!

Wake up. Etta!

- Wake up! - What's the point?

Your wife has come downstairs.

It's a riot out there.

Which wife of mine?

The one you married yesterday!

I swear!

Don't say a damn thing!

Smash his head, Raghavan!

[arguments continue]

Jayetta!

Jayetta!

I made a mistake!

It all happened when someone said you're gay on the morning of the wedding.

And it was this guy who suggested eloping.

This rascal is my bestie,

and not my lover!

[arguments continue]

Come.

Raghavan!

When you're stuck in such a mess,

how can I, as your friend, just stand by and do nothing?

Anyway, your grand-daughter will be coming to my house.

So, let my daughter Likhina come to your house,

as Jayesh's bride.

No need to consider the horoscopes anymore.

- Shall we leave then? - Both the weddings...

will be conducted together.

- What say? - Of course!

Yes!

- Teacher... - Huh?

This is like the saying, 'when a constipated guy shits, it's a shit-storm'!

- Dad! - Are you even a teacher?

Shut up!

Chetta...

I'm getting married.

How come so suddenly?

It's been a while since my parents have been chasing me for this.

And... there was someone I liked.

I tried to express it several times, in many ways.

But...

compatibility,

age gap...

there were many differences.

He probably thought it was way too complicated.

Day after tomorrow is my betrothal.

Will you come, Jayetta?

Who doesn't like you. Jayetta?

Don't I like you?

Majin Mathew,

do you take the daughter of Kottarathil Joseph, Priscilla Merin Joseph,

to be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do!

Priscilla Merin Joseph,

do you take the son of Planthottathil Mathew,

Majin Mathew,

to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Priscilla, tell me.

Priscilla!

Say it!

Do you take him as your husband?

- I don't! - Huh?

What the hell is she saying?

Didn't we come here after fixing everything?

Go!

- Go on! - Go!

All the best!

Jayesh!

This is my scene,

and that's my dinosaur!

Okay?

I hope it's not too late?

- No! - No?

No!

Woohoo! I made it!

- Hold this. - Me?

What is this?

What?

- Will you marry me? - Yes! Yes!

Yes!

What's happening here?

I have no clue either!

Oh my God!

Oh, no! My son! Get up!

What the hell are you guys looking at?

- Break his limbs! - What the hell!

[fight in progress]

Aren't you ashamed to snatch away the girl

I coerced into marrying, with great difficulty?

Back off, man!

Chandu, move!

Hey, Chandu! Move!

You, scoundrel! Talk it out like real men!

What are you guys doing?

Huh? Can't you see this?

- What are you doing here? - Ask them!

Go, get lost!

Bloody jackass! Messing my party?

She doesn't want you! Don't you understand?

- Babuvetta, no! - You, swine!

Move your leg.

- What is this, Majin Mathew? - You want to know what?

This Burj Khalifa stole my girl from the church.

They got married illegally,

and now they're throwing a party here.

Me and my boys came here to ruin it decently,

and he's beating us up like dogs, without any mercy!

I can't bear this!

I can understand your pain, Majin Mathew.

What the hell do you understand?

Have you seen another man holding your girl's hand

and taking her away in front of you?

I have, Majin Mathew! I have!

- Huh? - But it was after I married her,

that she eloped from there.

That too,

with the photographer!

Uff!

And...

And didn't you break both of their legs?

Did you at least throw some black oil on her face?

What for, Majin Mathew? What for?

What's the point of uniting two people,

who cannot understand, love or respect each other?

Will it be a good family?

You're a much bigger disaster than me, huh?

Such messages...

No one has sent me such messages even as forwards.

Hey!

Don't be so low, bro!

Bro!

Don't be so low!

- You don't be low either. - No, I won't.

I am not low.

The girl who's meant for us, will come from somewhere.

She will.

For you,

and for me too.

I hope they both come together.

Do you know me, Jayesh?

Huh?

Ayisha?

I'm not Ayisha, dude!

Thathri...

Thathrikkutty!

Oh, God!

- Jayesh! - Jayeshetta, wake up!

- I'll show you how to wake him. - Why are you acting like kids?

- Wake up! - Jayesh!

Are you okay?

Can you go unconscious just because you got punched on your face?

- Is this your first time? - I want to be alone.

Heard him? He wants to be alone. Get going!

All of you go away!

Should I explain all this?

Just go! What are you looking at?

You should go too.

- Go. - Huh?

Thanks.

What all are happening in your life, Jayesh?

I'm totally confused, Pallavi.

I don't know whom to choose from these three alliances.

To be frank, I don't even know who these girls truly are.

And the handsome groom in the dance floor.

Welcome!

Do you see them?

There are far more differences than similarities between them.

Age, caste, religion...

and even their height is vastly different.

Above all else,

the connection of their hearts matters most.

So, I guess I can begin talking to people I feel close to, right?

Yes, you can.

If so, shall we go have some coffee?

What's your intention?

No evil intentions.

What about a coffee?

I don't like coffee much.

I like tea.

Tea is also nice.

It's all about taste, right?

That applies to more than just tea, you know.

"Those who spoke ill of my wedding that day, Where have they all vanished away?"

"Didn't the elders once declare, There's a time for everything, everywhere?"

Well, Master...

What about Jayesh?

What did the girl say?

They are talking to each other.

And they're yet to understand a lot of things, apparently.

Let them understand!

Doctor...

Your wedding will happen in an extraordinary circumstance.

One thing is for sure.

You will marry a person with five letters in their name.

Krishna...

Mother promise!

I realized it only now.

I am indeed a lesbian.

Stop wavering and stick to something, you idiot!

She and her wavering!

Well, why do you want to go to your house now?

It's been only six months since you went there, right?

Huh?

What are you watching on the TV?

What is it? Should I take out my belt?

Well, Master!

Why have you thrown all the horoscopes into the garbage?

Suma... Burn it all in the fireplace,

and get us two cups of strong tea.

Huh?