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Here are the Three Kings
coming from the Middle East .

Here are the Three Kings who come
from the Middle East

To arrive in Jerusalem
and wonder:

"Where is the king of the Jews
that is just born? "

"We have seen ..."

"We have seen how
his star is born

and we came
to worship him. "

When notified,
King Herod was touched,

and all Jerusalem would be too.

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

My name is Gaspard, I am
King of Mero and Albasabira.

I search for Bethlehem
to worship the Son of God.

My two companions and I
We were in a barn.

One of them was called ...

Balthazar, king of Nipura
Singara and Balad.

I remember that I saw the cradle
in which was the son of God.

After that, nothing.
My memory fails.

I do not know how we got here,
at this time and place.

God, this is a miracle!

One idea haunts me ...

To find the Messiah,
Jewish king,

before the winter equinox.

If I do not succeed, the world will be
in great danger.

Melkiore, Prince
Palmirene, Bahive ...

And many provinces
whose names are

unnecessary and boring.

We will help you fulfill
the task.

We know the Messiah
and praise his teaching.

We will help you back
from where you came.

Take this with you, it will be useful
on the road.

Thank you.

Give us everything and you can go.

This you can keep.

Agreed.
- Thank you.

Something wrong?
You are not well?

The philosopher does not fear miracles.

Yes. The philosopher should take precautions anyway, thanks...

THE THREE KINGS

You want mine?

Oh no, I couldn't take away this source of so much joy.

Take it please.

Thank you. I will look after it.

You are not a normal type of person.

Your eyes neither, they hide
a strange sadness.

Stop there, I am not here to talk about myself.

I'd rather stay silent.

Silence is the most beautiful female attribute.

One she uses too rarely ...

My father lives in New York.

When I was small, occasionally
I'd see a very busy lady around

who would ask how school was.

Until I realized
that it was my mother.

Can I get
another glass?

This is art.
- No, these are just ads.

I am an actress. I have just got into the
Conservatoire. Not bad hey?

Conservatoire?
Yes, it is the best I have done to this day

Why tell you this story?
I do not like to be chatty.

You are chatty, as was Diogenes of Sinope.

Your friend?

He was looking for someone, like me.
had a clean heart, like you.

No joke you flirting with me?

You Want to marry a rich
heiress?

I have 18 women and 30 children.

In different circumstances,
for you I would give at least 10 camels.

Maybe even a donkey.

You know how to talk to women.

Good day!

Good day!

Good day!
- Good day!

Present for you - badge.

Gift!
Present of welcome!

Let Saturn thank you.

Take this in turn.
Will bring you happiness.

What you doing here, you lost? Sorry for him...

Hermes has sent you! I'm going to
Bethlehem, there was born a king.

Can you show me the way?
- Sure.

Your friends will take you.

Oh Shit What is he doing here?

People brought me here, someone
will take care of me.

Who brought him? -I am Gaspard,
King of Mero and Albasabira.

I have to get to Jerusalem,
I have an important task.

Woman, get me some food.
I'm hungry. Come on, hurry up.

Ok!

We will not lose time
you follow me.

Go and perform your arts elsewhere.

Somewhere in the suburbs,
go and sell good luck charms in the street,

and leave us alone.

You are suffering from
premenstrual syndromes.

Passionflower will help.

Thanks for the tip, Mamadu.

You must leave, sir.

No. I'm going to Judea.

In Tel-Aviv. You need to come down
to move.

Do not worry for my connection,
servant. I can wait.

Your flight leaves only in three days.

Three days?

You sure?
- Yes.

Sir, you forgot this.

Marsha!

You did not go to Israel?
- No. You Forgot your portraits.

Thank you, you can keep it.
I have a lot of them.

It is a gift that ...

Wait, you're clumsy.
Leave it.

You're generous.
Come with me to Bethlehem.

I'll show you the living God,
he will bless you.

And what now...
I have no fever, am not lying

I am Balthasar!
King and astrologer!

This really is not funny.

I'm sorry to tell you,
but Balthasar was black.

No, we was a Hesiod. the Man
on who you are thinking is called ...

Gaspard!

King of Mero and Albasabira!

Balthazar, king of Nipura
and Balad Singara!

Brother!
My joy is a flame without a name!

God leads us.
Do you know where Melkior is?

No, alas. Allow me to present you to a young person ...

Now you are my friend.

24, 25 .. It's okay, let's go.

It is you who drives us to Bethlehem?

But your plane has no wings.
Yeah yeah, Go sit down.

Come, my buddy.

Are we close to Bethlehem?

No. Near Paris
northern metropolis.

Koka said Pi-pi,
Duffy says kVA-kVA,

Pig says grok-grok,
A fish does not say anything!

My astonishment does not cease to leave me from one subject to another.

How not to get tired of all these miracles?

I would not like to disturb you,
forgive me presumption,

but how do you go ahead without your horse?

Yes, there are horses. 150 of them.

You can not see them, they're
under the hood.

And you do not wear your badge?

Beautiful design.

When complete, it will be
one of the world's wonders.

We need to find a roof over our heads.

Good man! It is true your home is very humble,

but can you give us a room for one night?

You cannot sleep here.

Where then? Say, where does the sun set?
- Go to the Ritz.

Thanks.

Here is the place indicated.

The palace is modest, but ...
- Pleasant.

Hello, noble sir.
Show us hospitality

for a short night
under your roof.

Certainly, gentlemen.
one or two rooms?

You're very generous, but
one room will be great enough.

Very good.
Give me a credit card.

We travel without tickets.
Destiny is only our guide.

Do you have liquidity?

Alas no and we are thirsty

One by one.
How will you pay? -Pay?

You want to shame us by not offering us hospitality?

We were sent by God and should be treated with respect

I see.
I'm sorry, everything is full tonight.

But ...
- Go away, gentlemen.

Come, Gaspard -

let us leave.

Salam alekum.
-alekum salam.

If you are the owner,

just to say that your compatriots
here are bad hosts.

How come you speak our ancestors language so beautifully?

I am Gaspard, King of Mero-

which will bear Sardalaša

which will bear Merodašusa,
that will bear me.

I Balthazar, King of Nipura.
Let good fate be upon me.

Stay my brothers,
whoever you are.

I shall deal with these insults.

Give the best room to
my friends.

You're lucky, a room has just been liberated.

This cupboard contains precious liquids.

"J and B" ... Without a doubt,
jasmine and bergamot.

Wash room was a little tight,
but the papyrus is very fine.

Our host shows
great hospitality.

Malta distilleries.
Perfect.

However, dinner was great.

We have walked far, we need sleep.

You're right, Gaspard.

A fine piece of metal closed in the bottle.

Work of an excellent blacksmith.

Tomorrow we
seek Melkiore.

These people are brilliant,
but could they be smarter?

The child may become wise,
but remains a child.

Peace bind your bedding material.

Let Hypnos look over you.

In one day here I saw

more ressources than
the most rich of princes.

All these lights interferes with observing the sky.

How to foresee the future?

You need to sleep, my friend.

Sleep ...

I pressed all the numbers,
This game is really fun.

Let Providence lead us ahead.

If Melkiore is here we
soon shall meet.

Salam alekum!

Will take the boat!

Woman, are you sure
that this boat goes to Judea?

Will take the boat.
- Well then buddy?

If only I could have a sign ...

Hey buddy..
- Come here.

I?
I did nothing wrong.

What are you doing here?
- Nothing, just walking.

Young Samaritan,You lost this.

I did not.
- you did I saw you.

Let me see the package.
- Ave, legionnaires. I have a boat to take.

Stay here, please.
- you are not going to listen to him?

He is with those lunatics.
The package is not mine.

Never seen it.

What is this nonsense? these are smarties

Smarties?
Oh jees ...

What?
- what did you say,

Um, they certainly belong to my brother.
they were in my pocket and must've fallen.

It is perhaps his birthday.

- It's okay, dont overdo it.

Come on, let's go.
- Gentlemen ... - Legionari ...

I'm dead.

You look worried,
and they are tasty these smarties.

I would've prefered another colour and different texture, get it sucker?

No, my name is Melkior, Prince Palmirene.

Can I be
of some use?

Jees what boat have I landed in...

Do not worry about the boat, something tells me it does not go to Palestine

and the architect of the universe
put you on my path.

Tell me, can you do me a favour
-Just say.

Get in! put in 100, you'll get 200
put 200, you'll get 400

I feel, you are lucky today.

You see, he is!
I pay cash!

Attention, everyone, let's go again.

Get in!

Note, where is the king of hearts?

Come on!
- Easy.

Come on, you turn it.

Come back, you will get it.
- what do you mean he will get it?

We are professionals.
No scams here. Come again.

This is better than the Lotto,
and I pay in cash.

King of hearts is here!

I place it here, so where is the King of hearts?
- Here. - Placed here.

No no, it is here.

Too late!

What, you stupid or what?

I want to play with you.
And you play badly.

Concentrate.
You saw the King of hearts?

It's even easier when there are three.
One, two and three.

Where is the king of hearts?

Here.
- I say.

There is a king.

Lost.
I've got it.

Let's go these are cops!
- You think?

Come back, this is
only the beginning. - Stay.

Balthazar, Play with me.
- My stomach requires food.

let us stop among the beggars.
We will find something to eat.

These miniatures are brilliantly
made.

Let God save you,
Young MacDonald.

We would like to ask
for some food?

Here or take away?

If you want burgers,
you should pay for them.

How?

And what is that you are holding?
- We can pay with these icons?

Yes. - Give us hamburgers for this amount.

Here or take away?

What are you doing? -Quiet!
we will have royal feast.

You're completely crazy. Let's go.

Are you hungry?
- no thanks, but later,

and there are plenty of those around.

Promise that we'll be together
for a big treat young Samaritan.

I told you I do not work at the Samaritaine shops for heavens sakes.

Jees we are seriously late
- What is this miracle?

My shit. - The bracelet
shows hours without the help of the sun?

It has a battery.
Where we can find this?

We do not have time.
- I need one now!

Take mine.
We have to hurry. get it?

Let Saturn thank you.
Let go, I fucking found this shit anyway.

Lets go? you've Got a meeting at four.
My shit shows 15:37.

Come up.
- Where?

I can not eat anymore.
- Me neither .

How much MacDonald
did we receive for the sum?

Let's go. We Calculate on the way.

In this nation
money is easily obtained.

One game brings enough money
to nourish the family.

Definitely, poverty is not known around here.

It goes like crazy

Surely you need years to get accustomed to such devices.

Would you like to enter to see hot women?
- We do not have the time, woman.

Would you like to see?
It's hot inside. - We are not cold.

Can I offer you a drink?
- A drink?

Sure, me tongue is dry
as papyrus. - For me too.

Thank you for your hospitality, woman.
- Here. Enjoy.

Hello -Let
God bless you, young virgins.

Bring us a pitcher of water.
- Sorry, we only have champagne.

I understand, the water is rare at home too. Let us have champagne.

Congratulations,
your home is greatly decorated.

Hey handsome you offer me a drink?
- How careless I am.

Give her to drink, and others.
- Are you married?

I have 18 women with equal sized hips.

For you, i take it The husband is absent and you miss male tenderness.

You got it in one, honey.

You're thirsty. Want my glass?

Judging by your warm welcome,
you're probably all widows.

I'd like you to have fun
in your loneliness.

Alas, we have a task.
- However, we can ...

Task. - Forget the task.
Forget your mission my glass is empty.

I drank nothing.
Another one for the road.

For the road?
- The road. - For the road!

I do not know whether you know,
but we do not accept cheques.

We are not Czechs, we are kings!

What is your name?

I am Gaspard, King and magician.
This is Baltazar.

We quickly need to find Melkior

and find the sign that will
lead us to the Messiah.

Okay, but first pay
Joan of Arc at the bar.

Yes. Thats 3500 Francs.

What do you say?
- 3,500 francs!

174 Big macs, and two fries.
have you lost your mind?

Do you not know the village,
you witch.

Here's to pay then.
- And more than enough even.

You dont leave until you leave the money.

Money? -You'll pay,
or you'll have a problem.

And you stupid old cow why did you let them enter? Did you not see their turbans?
- This is an Ambush!

Robbers!
As at the crossroads for Al Jazeera!

When I was young, I castrated a beetle from
30 steps away and you will risk your next of kin .

My Kingdom I conquered on my own,
- Come, and you can see.

Leave it, you see they are crazy.

Joan of Arc is right.
Let us take our path, we will not harm you.

OK, get out, return to your Casbah
and dont come back here.

Go find your bitches elsewhere

wierdos, madmen! Get out you perverts!

Toothless hyenas, only eat carcasses.

and you Stop robbing honest people! bitch!

You understand what I said?
- Do not worry.

You had to go and cannot
talk to your cousin.

I will give him a gift, and he will
give me something in return.

Dont Look, it's a surprise.

What is this miracle?
- What are you doing?

Look I need moving stairs at the palace.

Where can I get them
- We will go Aziz.

It was only 15:57. 58!

Be relaxed, do not look excited.
I explain about my cousin.

A little weird,crew cut hair,a little cold not a nice guy

looks can always surprise you.
- You found the place? -Yes.

Then go.
- How will I find you?

Do not worry, I will find you.
- Good.

Let's go, Balthazar.

We will not find anything more
in this metropolis.

Here we are. solstice is getting close
it is better to go.

Melkior awaits us in other latitudes

Could he not make some effort? ...

Do you see?
Marsha!

I will come.

I welcome you, Alene ...

Alene ... Snef. We would like
to get to Bethlehem.

This is the train station,
not airport.

I am in the right place to leave town?
Is this Lazar? station Lazar?

Station St. Lazar, yes.

Can I consult
with your boss?

For consultations it is at the psychiatric hospital of Saint Anna.
- The Oracle? Where do I find her?

Soon, someone will come and fetch you!
- Thanks for the help.

DAMN, this year the wierdos are all out!

Thank you, good man.

Marsha!

Gaspard, King of Meroë
and Albasabira!

Melkior,

Prince Palmirene, Devlija,
vibrant Bahive

and numerous small provinces

whose names are unnecessary and boring.

God protect us.
- His power has no equal.

You met Baltazar,
King of Nipura and Balad Singara?

Yes. Let us go to meet him.

Wait, i must help a young
Carthaginian I promissed. it wont be long

Will you help me?
- Let it be so.

Is this a festival of fools?

That's him. The Description he gave
is so consistent.

The friend of my friend is my friend.
Did you have a good trip?

Lay off scum,.
I do not know you.

Stay in peace.
I know that I am not whom you expected.

Nobody talks to you so piss off!

But I was waiting for you.
I Explain.

firstly may I present you Gaspard,
scholar among the wise.

Let health be the best companion.

Tito and Toti, perform
your little number elsewhere.

You mistake us,
we are not Tito and Totti.

I know that you call Aziz,
because I was sent by Jo.

Why did he not come?
- He couldnt make it. he is sorry.

but he did not say you will be
three. - This is the problem?

Not for me, but you have only one package.

Ok, ok!

How do you know i will like this?

I dont want to tell secrets but you might like them if you like smarties- Good!

Here.

Tell jo that if ever there is a problem I will find him. Clear?

Yes, he will be pleased
to help you out. - Let's go.

I have a feeling that human nature
changed for the better.

Lions dont change their spots ...

He did it!

I have to give a gift
to my friend, but how?

What did he say?
- He said he will find me.

In this case, do not worry.
Let's find Baltazar. - You're right.

Where are they?

Here, it is clear.
We are here.

You say the name is Marsha?
We will find someone who knows.

Let's go.

Sorry ...
She said the conservatoire?

You get down here.
You will see, its not far away.

Excuse me.
I thank them both.

Thanks.

How do you express ...
- Do not hesitate, get off.

May God grant you long life
and numerous offspring.

Again vices, and more vices.

What do you do when you learn
other words?

What will I use it for in
life?

Why not jump off this rock?

Hitting the ground,
I release all the suffering.

Better to die suddenly
than to suffer every day.

You could do better Marsha!

You, dear Zeus,
You turned into a cow.

You possess this sad grace
that noble ruminants have.

Continue, please.

I am so sorry, Excuse me.

Admittedly, my interpretation may be a bit personal.

Why follow me?

You are our guide.
The stars sent these heavenly powers.

What are you looking for?
- Child of the king.

The little Jesus?
- Yes!

I cannot help you.

Masha, you're our sacred sign. I know
you will lead us to it.

Leave me alone! you are crazy. He
died more than 2000 years ago.

And crucified on the cross.
- Crucified?

Better now?

Stretched ...
- are you injured?

You saw, he threw himself under the wheels.

Crucified little Jesus.
- he's in shock. - Fell under the car.

Stretched ... - You are a witness,
fell under the car.

Shut up old hag!
Return to your car!

Pardon?

I didn't give them smarties.

Work it out mate.
I need my 20,000.

Not my fault that your plan was bad.

I have invested money.

To cope,
I need 20,000 until Friday.

Calm down!

20,000 or less my commission.
Next time you go.

I can not risk it.
You are talking to a future star.

Can you take me to Republique?
- No problem.

First I have to buy something.
stay with me, it will be done faster.

I do not want to stick around over there too long.

After everything you did,
I can help you out.

Mom here. I hope
your holiday was good with dad.

I would like to hear from you.

Watch television tonight,
I changed my hairstyle.

I would like you to tell me
what you think. Kisses.

Sorry this is the only literature I have.
My father does not read much.

He rose from the dead. He is not dead.

I told you, all worked out fine in the end.

But still, crucified ...

Sure i dont call a doctor, give you some painkillers? Take you home?

- I do not know how to get back.

Well.
Try to remember.

This is a great house with friendly
men clad in white ...

No? That does not mean anything to you?

Yes, I am nostaligic about
my palace, but ...

Thank you for your hospitality,

but I have to look for
my friends.

Keep it, I'll be happy.
- Thank you.

Hang on.

Hello, Marsha. I am Gaspard,
King of Meroë and Albasabira.

This is Melkior, Prince Palmirene,
Devla beautiful Bahive ...

The number of provinces
unnecessary and boring.

Enter friends.
- Balthazar!

Balthazar! -Melkiore!
- Again we are together.

The fate of our alliance.
- I am overjoyed.

How did you find me?
- Just following the signs.

Dove on the roof,
a barking dog ...

Not to mention the valuable
help of these records. - Yes.

Meet the luminous child, Masha.
- Here are beauties which promise

more beauty to more than one eunuch on his deathbed.

Friends, I have an important
revelation for you. - Wait!

You are not staying here?
- Do not worry for our bedding.

We will sleep in this corner to not bother you. - No.

I have nothing against you,

but I cannot get involved in your wise king stories. Understand?

I have a feeling that you are
more of a friend. Understand?

Is this candid camera?.

But you are our guide Marsha.
No, I am not your guide, your luminous star neither, its all in your head.

Coincidentally we met. Now we
leave as friends.

Coincidence does not exist.
Alkmon from Crotone has this proved.

Just lifting up the hand is
not the result of coincidence.

This effect causes an effct of which
corresponds to the effect of which is

caused linked to the chain
of causes. There is no room for coincidence.

Is he always like this?

In 2000 years, he has not changed much.

Democritus is my witness,
all that happens is destiny. All.

Where does the gentle melody come from?

Well my princess ...

I dont know how many messages I left you.

Do you not want to see me?
- Crucified?

Got guests?
- Enter, we need to talk.

I do not have time. I am taking a friend to visit his mother in hospital.

Come here, do not be shy.

Good day. thank God my mom is not seriously ill.

Ressucitated?
- I will Leave you.

We will see you in Saint Paul,
it will be fun.

Here, a little gift - This is what I
wanted to talk to you about.

I decided to stop.
- It's a gift!

I said no.

Sorry, my mom is waiting.
she is sick.

Kiss your Mom.
- I will. - goodbye Princess.

As the great architect
universe!

What are you doing? Let's go.

Many will be alone
on Christmas Eve.

To combat this
phenomena in modern cities,

by the survey results

28% of the population will be
victim of loneliness ...

where do I press?

Meet my mum.

Stay here, I do not mind.

Marsha, we have overdone our stay.

Bye.
Bye then.

Let the stars protect you.
- Let your soul be joyful.

Wait.

Are you lot not hungry by any chance?

Sorry not by any chance but ...
You understand me?

If so, why not
roast some of these?

Masha, you want to try?
- Good flying objects this.

If Jesus is not in this city
why would we be gathered here all three?

Irrefutable logic.
- luminous evidence.

Marsha, do you not see the evidence?
- I?

I see three wierdos
talking nonsense.

That is what I see.

You Just see that? But you do not see the elephant.

Elephant?

Which elephant?

Look at me!
Take a good look!

This one.

What is this hallucination?

You saw it,
but this is only an illusion.

If you can see
something that does not exist

imagine that you do not see
what does exist.

Incredible.
- Very simple magic.

But for some ...
- Balthazar!

It is true that I do not excel in that domaine.

You have to keep trying, .

I want to see.
- Right?

Be merciful, my friend.

What happened?

What did you see?
He screwed that one, Right? Marsha?

Don't worry, just a little tired.

Want to rape me?

I'm joking.

Do not go.

Tomorrow ...

This is it. It is our guide.
- You sure?

We discuss tomorrow.

"It is not a problem, I hope.

No way. Remember,
If you know which case ... "

What has happened here?

Curtain!

"Life will become hell
.

"I know how important this child is for you.

I sincerely ask you,What keeps you? "

"what stops me?

"you still have two months...

What is going on here?

Where is Marsha?

Marsha, you ok? Old woman,
your mistress is ill.

What about the cleaning?
There really is chaos over there.

Leave the cleaning Madame Da Silva.
Go to the shops please.

Happy to do it but my husband is not here to help me carry the bags.

Okay, I understand.

That is where I am confused.
- And me then ...

Pamela could've married Bobby?

He is too naive to notice
the trap.

You think Steven will be able to
to go out with the sister?

But no, she is in love with Bobby.

Follow the story for heavens sakes!

Another one,they let them all out of Pokemon comic strips.

Will you help me?

What is it?
- Shopping list.

A list of foods ...

Nice handwriting.
- Yes.

Woman, you know where
a "Mister Muscle" would be?

Need for laundry.
- Ariel ...

Would not you prefer the new
VIZIR and its wonderful virtues?

Penetrates into the core of laundry.

Here, Isio 4, Orangina.
We just need toilet rolls

We meet again.

Jo! My heart bounces with hapinness.

I am overjoyed!

Did you see? i am Iced all over.
- I noticed.

I hope you have a gift
from my cousin.

Do not worry, I kept it.
Here, he was in a rush but.

If a problem arose he would
know where to find you.

Good news. - Thanks to you,
I found my companions.

Allow me to introduce you to them.
- Impossible.

I have a plane to catch.
- We will see you soon!

Not really, I go to Timbucktoo!

If you are going, please
take the ring.

Will bring you luck. never part with it.

Belonged to Alsibijusu Junior,
grandson of Alsibijusa the Great and fair.

Personally!
- Thank you, thank the whole family.

Jo! still have your shit, it is 10 and 7!

Ten and seven!

Your password please.
- I do not know any more ...

Here.

4931. It is easy to remember.

it is 42nd four-digit number.

And its square root is
special. Why?

Talk into the microphone will you,
everyone will know the password!

Let me push carts.
- When it is your turn.

You pushed them coming in.

Melkiore!

Here are the soothing salts, Marsha.

Ive mixed it into an emerald green.

Somewhat smooth, but sticky.
- No worries, I feel better!

Tends to be still moving in the middle.
It smells like rhubarb and egg.

What do you think, Balthazar?

My smell is not able to agree with your diagnosis.

But ... - you having trouble finding the disease?

Diseases do not exist,
just sick people.

Without them, medicine has
no sense.

Marsha, you want a TUC?
They were on discount.

Want to try this? (cat food)
Excellent.

I'm not hungry.
I would like to rest.

You're right.

Diet and rest will be
the best medicine for you.

What will we do till then?

What?

I may have a person
Who will be able to help.

We nearly have no time left.

We have only until
the winter solstice.

The world will be lost
if we do not find him.

Baby Jesus?
- Yes.

You were sent by Masha Linski?
- Yes.

I suggest you go to the end of your findings.

This is the principle of immersion.

To be confronted as soon as possible to reality.

Success is not guaranteed.

We are the kings of all magicians.
- We have a task.

We are looking for Jesus.
- Here is our address.

Do you know of Nazareth?

Please ...
- Do you recognize him?

My father, Baltazar third always fascinated me with his kindness.

And permissiveness.

He abolished the stuffing and stretching.

Convicts were able to choose
between hands cut off

and life imprisonment.
What a man. Dad ...

So you'll climb
stairs to the seventh level.

Level which will give you
supreme independence and happiness.

Our house is free and
available.

It is enough to buy the guide at
the price of 9500 francs.

One thousand five hundre Euros.
- How much in Macdonalds?

My elder sister Sybille
was responsible

for teaching me the magical
physical pleasures

on my 11th year.
- Your mother did not know about that?

No. Mom was already dead.

My uncle had already poisoned her
the year before.

If you see this man ...
- Let us know.

If you saw Nazareth ...
- Contact us on this number.

Is this Candid Camera?
- Camera? Camera.

You are too tied to
the world of phenomena.

So you're on a bad road.

The paramount reality belongs
to the abstract world.

If you destroy the world without form,

you also destroy the world of forms.

I wish you a pleasant Christmas.
Goodbye, kids.

You're Santa Claus?
- You came down from heaven?

Yes, with thousands of toys.

Forget the boots,
or you can get mine where the sun don't shine!

I will teach you to respect!

Guys! How are you?

That dream is a terrible persecution
during my childhood.

Did it repeat itself? -Persecuted me,
Agen Malan Kalkan followed me everywhere,

Hydra headed Gorgon,
whose tentacles got me into the mouth of hell.

Be specific.
- Something like this.

So, Doctor?

Yes, Mom. I understand, but
What do you want me to do at that party?

Don't mix it up, we were supposed to
celebrate my birthday.

Anyway, I can't. I have friends at home.

I understand that it is important
to you but it is always for YOU.

This time, go without me clear?

Hello, you Marsha Linski?
- Yes.

You are looking for Jesus?

I have other supplies, special
fish in my car.

Record a video? Film?
- What happens?

I do not know, Marsha.
Sorry.

'Come on now go,
you're really annoying me.

Do not stand there!
Split! All out!

Jesus, if you hear me, come back.

I hear that his mom says ...
- Get out.

I said, out.
Immediately outside.

I have a contract.
- I do not care, out.

Marsha how do you treat him?
- I dont care.

I decided to be calm,
so go.

Marsha ... - No dont insist,
or there will be problems!

I was patient,
that's enough! Get out!

Go wherever you want!
To cousin Hussein until he finds Jesus!

For me, had enough of Magic kings . Basta!

It is not nice to concern Masha.

It is not nice.

Tell her that we did not want to
insult her.

What are you looking for?
- We are looking for Jesus.

Jesus? My husband?

No, little Jesus.
- A, I understand. That is noble.

I mean it's not that complex.

Can you tell me
how much this is worth?

I mean, if this is worth something.

Finally. we have reached our goal

We arrived to the finish line.

Praise be to God.

This ring is invaluable.

Is it your's?

I know that it belonged
to "Bus the Just",

and after it came down to my grandmother.

Tell your grandma

that this ring should be
placed in the museum.

Or the police.

And that she should come and fetch it personally,
If you understand me.

I'll tell her. She will be happy,
she has the entire collection.

What is your grandmother's name?
- Marquis De La Das.

I will tell her.

But this is us!

They are mistaken, I'm not white.
- I'm not black.

I'm not so old!

Scribe.
Let's examine it.

I salute you, friend.

I am Balthasar, King Nipura.
and Not Gaspard.

I Melkior. We ...
- I know, the Three Kings.

God is with us.
- So you recognize us.

Of course. Last year
we had a problem,

a strife between Joseph and the shepherds.
Not to mention the ox

who rushed into the manger.

The diocese did not like this.
No crib in natural size this year I am afraid.

Understand?
You should not have come.

We are the three Kings.
- I know, it must be hard for you.

The parish has founded an association to
help the poor.

You can stay and eat
without payment.

We are not hungry.
We are looking for Jesus.

It's okay, kids.
I understand.

I am also searching.

Marsha, what are you doing here?
- I was looking for you.

How did you find us?
- The dog was barking,

the dove landed in
the gutter ...

Yes, I asked
Ms Da Silva.

Will you come with me
to a boring party?

It will be a little long.

Come on! -Marsha, your father's suit
is too nice.

Depends for whom!

I talk to you,
from strongest to weakest,

to the most pride to most humble

we welcome you with the same compassion

that I share with you.

For without you,
I have none.

As my mother said,

"Even the mother bug-finds
her child beautiful. "

Note that I respect
the smallest among you.

I made the biggest fortress
raised from grains of sand.

No chain is stronger
that the smallest link,

and therefore I tell you:
Be strong, be happy.

Your TV channel ONE pleads you .

Long live channel ONE.
Long live the third millennium.

Bravo!
- What a speaker!

What sense of rhetoric!

Sit.

Meet my mom.
- Not mom, darling.

Call me Ana.
- What is this pleasure

of having
your physical appearance directly.

What a fascination for the eyes.
What posture.

What a memory.
Remember all these sentences ...

You should congratulate
the promptor.

Thank you.

And I get none?

My daughter has always had a
weakness for wierdos.

Work for the mafia,
Grus or Alexis?

We have not been presented.
I'm Bobby.

I'm Stephen.
- I'm Sandy.

All three work in advertising.

Advertising agency.

Where?

You have not heard of it.

New tendencies, outrageous, very hip.

Thrash.
- Thrash.

Excuse me.

Got a problem?
You find your friends?

I would like to find them.

Your commission.
- It's okay.

Incredible.
What is this project?

The channel ONE is putting,

pressure on CSA

in order to broadcast
commercials during the news.

It is not possible!
Monstrous!

It bothers me very professionally.

It imposes an ethical problem.
Imagine an ad

for advertising diapers then
the bombing of Beirut.

For Elastok diapers?

And after ads
for some beans, cassoulet

continue to report of hunger in the SAEL

It turns out to be senseless.
- There are many commercials.

I would like to understand what is
good ads for the news broadcast. Name one.

Tricoko.
Country Tricoko chocolate.

Tricoko!
Good, ready, hot ...

Totally hot! Tricoko!

Good day, sir Tricoko!

Look at these professionals.

Your friends have an excellent
art in developing debate.

We thought that we were here
to celebrate, not debate.

You're right. Our discussions
cant interest everyone.

You may be surprised,
but I thought of you.

Thanks, nice of you.

Sorry, I did not have
free time.

At your age you prefer
money rather than gifts, right?

Yes. If you gave me a gift,
I would obviously sell it.

Funny.

De Gaulle.
"The power despite him."

De Gaulle!

A wonderful airport.
- of planes.

My latest work.
I am not very satisfied,

but pretty good.
- What amount?

Surely it just as boring to read
than to write.

Thanks, Mom.

Five thousand francs.
326 McDonald's, and three fries.

- Thank you for telling everyone, how thoughtful.

Caution, some things you do not say.

The meat is just wonderful.
- It is very tasty.

Enough!.
- What do I see?

Dissident celebrations
under the auspices of my celebration?

My daughter's birthday,she came with some friends so I allowed her ...

Well you've done well Anne.
I allowed myself.

Even with the delay,
to celebrate the 8th December.

Mr Heather,you should not have...

How do you know?

In my flock, lambs are just as important as my sheep!

Mobile phone.

Not found here in France.
Numerical model

double the memory, the optimal
frequency ... - Thank you.

I love this one, which is
what Mom should've bought

at my last birthday.
- Marsha!

Can you say "maman"?
- Can you say "maman"?

Maman.

Today, in the world of marketing
everyone speaks Japanese.

In any case ...
- They have a sense of humor.

Which cannot be said for all.

Change your tone immediately.
-Forgive her. - It's okay.

Look, mom, dont boss me around, I grew up.

You see? it works.

Ok Setting the time.

What shows your shit?

What will be of you without a
flat, studies, pocket money?

Will be less spoiled than her mother I suppose.

Marsha, you are going overboard.
- Shut up.

The fact that you sleep with mom does not give
you right to be my father.

That works.

I do not want to hear you or
see you again! Mama-...

Quiet!

That works.

Excuse me.

It's okay.

What a night.
And you go too?

I'm happy to see you again.

What was that Hebrew?

No, sacred language.

Alo, Marsha?

Sorry, I would
like to talk to Marsha.

Jo!
I'm glad to hear you!

What a surprise.
- You?

Did you arrive well in Timbucktoo?

No, I wanted to see you
before departure. Where are you?

The spacious square. - Egypt,
place for offering sacrifice I suppose.

Boat dedicated to the god Ra.
- Understand?

No. Can you talk normally?

We look for Marsha.
Can you help us?

Marsha?

at this hour of the night?

Guys, I count on you.
Let me deal with this.

Hello, Babara.
Is Marsha Linski here?

Can it be?
- Who are these?

Leave them, they are with me.

I do not know them.

You have seen them with the television.
"Thirteen Commandments".

It's broadcasted everywhere.

Koka said the co-ko-to,
Duffy says kVA-kVA,

Pig says grok-grok,
A fish does not say anything!

Unbelievable, huh?
And without music.

Thank you.

Thanks, Numide.

Thank you, black man, thank you slave.

All have refined perfumes!

Vanilla scented cedar.

Here you are!

All right?

All right?
- Marsha, we were worried.

You didnt have to! Lay off.

With me she is always ok.
- See ya, just coming back in a tic.

Forgot your gifts
and your phone.

You Are true saints. - Better yet,
Kings, magicians.

What madness, the Three Kings.

Where is your third King?
He went to Bethlehem? -What?

Sit down, drink something.
- Thank you.

Chica Blues?

Chica Blues!

Can we talk?
- Yes.

I think I have a problem
with the gift. - Problem?

Mom is sick,
And I have no money,

I gave her a ring.
- you did what?

Yes.

You have a generous heart. Your good fate will be in accordance with goodness.

Didnt understand, what did you say?.

Do not say anything, I see.
Here, take.

I cant, that is too much.

Take, and accept my apology.

I was supposed to give you this before, it is worth 1000 times more. - Fuck!

It's really nice.

I love this shit.

Melodies have evolved. - We are in a place

where bad moods and relaxation are to be relieved.

Are people this deaf to hear the music so loud?

I'm going to seek Melkiore.

I depart.

Can I?
- Sure.

What are you doing?
The bottle costs 600 francs.

Do not go out often in discos ...
- Oh, Balthazar.

Meet Vanessa, golden apple
in the garden of Hesperides.

Want to try a chica blues?
- Very happy to.

And you are involved in advertising?

Tricoko, Fiat Punto, Mika,
weakness that kills you.

All of it? DAMN.

Can we talk?
- I dont have time.

It does not concern me, but
what you are taking is bad. Guillaume is a bad influence

Now dealers share the warning?
- What a joke.

I've seen people who are brain dead
with this stuff, worse than their dogs.

And I am not a dealer,
but am the richest guy you will meet.

I got more money than both you and Guillaume.
- So what?

Do we live together?
Are we married?

Don't think so so leave me alone.

You alright, buddy? Coming?
- Yes, later.

My palace is made of marble,
inserted with gold and ivory.

I intend to incorporate
the moving stairs.

Marketing is well paid.
- Here, two Chica blues.

Epicurus says,

drinking should not be condemned
If you do not cause harm

Injections are bad though (Picure= injection).
- Yes, deadly.

Deadly!
- Deadly serious!

Shit!

Marsha!

Shit, Marsha!

What is this?
What is it?

I do not know!
- Go for help! What are you doing?

Masha ...

Leave me do it.
- You're the doctor?

Get out!

I am a model and actress.

Have you played Dežaniru
in Trahicankama?

For now I work in a restaurant.

Your doubts are logical.
Your character is related to the twin signs.

No, my horoscope is gemini.
- Yes, gemini.

Young Mongol, four drinks please.
- Four?

And quickly.

Bull shit.

Let us pass!
- Move it!

You are lost!

What are you doing here?

I'm a doctor!
- Yes!

And this is your scalpel?
- I'm a doctor!

Let us out.
- Listen, this is a mistake.

Listen to me, legionnaires.
I am Gaspard, magician.

Melkior and Balthazar are here
they will give you confirmation.

I do not know what you smoked,
but it must have been good.

Let's go.
- This is a terrible misunderstanding.

We are the Three Kings.
We seek the child king.

There.

Leave the beginning,
and destroy the end.

It never existed.
Right, Anne? -Thank you.

Call me the Minister of internal affairs.

Meeting in my office in 10 mins.

I miss my babouche slippers.

I do not understand.
Tell us.

I can not let you enter without permission.

Even if it is your friend.

I understand that it is forbidden to
get out of prison,

but to come in? Is this not the place for that?
- Yes, but we need papers!

Would you mind talking a little quieter?
Chica Blues is...

Our friend has entered the prison
without written permission as you say.

This is something else, he was arrested.

Then arrest us.
- I cannot. for what reason?

You tell us. Concentrate my child.
- Well, I do not know ...

Stealing, carrying weapons,
insulting a policeman ...

See us.

Something like this?
- piece of shit, I will burn your race.

Hey little shit, you think you are better than us?

Please, speak lower, not so hard.

Here.
Thank you from all my heart.

Gaspard! -Brother, do you
find time long?

No. Location is perfect
for solitude and meditation.

How is the little Marsha?
- Marsha?

Where are the cells?

Want to enter or exit?

Looking for Jesus?
Then we are made to be friends.

Only I can help you
to find him.

Today, humanity suffers
from a lack of faith.

Spirituality is defiled,
despised, scorned.

It is necessary to provide a
new birth.

Do you agree?

I believe that you are the three kings

So if you are impostors,

it does not change anything.
even more, it is better. Moreover,

people want to dream,
the dream is you.

I give you 90 minutes on prime time
on ONE Channel on Christmas Eve.

Is there a better opportunity?

Millions of people,
so much more viewers.

These millions will be added to
hundreds of million others.

Thanks to the blessing,
gift of modern times:

Internet!

How is the young Marsha?
- She is fine, forget her.

But she is our guide.
- Yes.

Absolutely.
she has brought you to me.

Actually,

God created man
to create the Internet.

This is why you are here today.

Internet.

This is the hand of God
in every home.

For all human beings,
It is a global Communion.

3.45 franc per minute.

A little more.
More to the left, left ...

I'll tell you:
that is why you have returned.

To announce the good word in all four corners of the world.

To the last land existant on Earth.

To re-inhale salvation to a dying
humanity.

Do this with your fingers.
Very good!

Go, go!

So, so!
Bravo!

Come on, magicians.
Waiting for you in the studio.

Only one gesture is related to
men and women

who are lost,
and now they are united

as billions of cells
belonging

only to one body,
inseparable from the great whole.

Save the world, my work,
My Noah's Ark.

And yours, of course,
because without you,

I have none.

I look far ahead for you,
Very far.

What should we do?

Be what you are.
I have confidence in you.

As my mother said,

why close doors that should
remain open?.

Do not forget that
greater the trust,

harder is the disappointment.

Annex agreement gives you extra
recording to CD,

T-shirts and website titled:
"the Three Kings Party time."

Nothing important.

Sign now.

Very good.

Yes?
- Can i come in?

Dr. David says that you better.
I am relieved.

I'm good.

I think it would be smarter
to spend Christmas here.

You read this?
Unbelievable, huh?

Heather did all of this.

He swears by them.

I refuse to get involved
in the demagogic game.

Who are these guys?
You know them.

The Three Kings.

I am young, beautiful and rich,
but I'm unhappy.

And that is amazing, right?

Marsha ...

You were clinically dead when we found you.

It is amazing that you survived.

God has provided you with an opportunity,
Do not miss it.

I love you, you know it.

I was talking with your
Guillaume friend on the phone. He is nice this guy .

He says that he's working with a friend
one a series for ONE.

Are you in mind for playing main role?

Did you know?
- Yes.

Sometimes it is harder to talk to one person rather

than a million viewers.

Here's a great moment.

Fraudster or believers?
Lunatics or visionaries?

Who are we dealing with?

we Will try to learn more with our famous

historians and theologians.
Thanks to them for being here tonight,

in the show, which goes live
throughout the world.

Please applaud the Three Kings.

Melkior, Prince Palmirene!

Gaspar, King Meroë!

Balthazar, king Nipura!

Marsha?

We are happy because we will receive the
sign tonight.

What sign?

Sign that will allow us to
find the child King before midnight.

And on my shit it is already 21:17.

Wait.

These guys claim they come from the
night before the 25th December.

That date,
primarily symbolic,

appeared only in the fourth century to
represent famous Saturnalia festivities,

pagan celebration of the sun.
- Wait. Gold, frankincense ...

And they have symbolic value,
and the kings too.

Hang on I'd love to hear
this reaction.

I do not like to be compared to a symbol.

Please!

Shit!

No! Let's be serious and formal!

the Three Kings do not exist
and never even existed!

Never!

In the eighth century an English
scholar named Bed

invented our three heroes
which are called

Melkior, Gaspar and Balthazar.

Youngest bieng Gaspard,
the eldest is Balthazar.

Melkior is the youngest.
- I am the youngest.

How many times do I have to repeat?
I am not the eldest.

Marsha!

Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
Do you have some small change?

Take.
Merry Christmas.

We would like to hear more about you. You married?

I have 11 women, gentle and loyal.

Eleven? And you, Melkiore?
- I have only five.

I 18 women and 34 children, why?

I did not know you
in such good health.

we thank our women, having a wide choice stimulates desire.

How i would love to have my latest wife beside me now

My Jasa, young 15-year-old
beautiful virgin ... - Enough!

This is scandalous!
- No there's nothing scandalous.

It is our nature.

Control your nature.
- It is a difficult and dangerous.

You should never go against your nature. that is dangerous.

Here you, for example,
who loves men,

Do you not find it easier to let
your desire flow,

rather than love what you do not like?
- With the domination of Mercury

In your constellation, your
desire must be devious.

Tip: Be careful with the ginger,
eat more bromine. - Enough!

Stay tuned!
The audience is confused!

Please!

Only two seconds.

Jackie the bringer of good news here.

Sorry she has just gone.

Headed towards the subway.

I think this is grotesque.

It is unacceptable to mock
human faith.

And our Lord Jesus!

Here you are mocking Christ himself!
- Easy! -I have not finished!

Let me talk!

I would like these three blasphemers

to ask God for forgiveness!
Immediately! On the knees!

Unbelievers!

The Pharisees!

Forgive me as I suspected.
- Mr. psychiatrist ...

They wanted to heal,
and I should be treated!

I was blind!
They opened my eyes!

Let me
kiss your feet!

Behold them!

Kings of magic!

Hallelujah!

What can we do?
- Return to your place.

Translators, stay in place.
the guests will return.

No need,
they speak perfect English.

Talk the purest German.

No, they speak Japanese even better.

This way!

Come on!

Are we what we think we are?

Is the world that is right?

Do we think that the world

believes that we are what they believe?

Should we flee to the catacombs?
- Are we the only living muppets?

Perhaps more heart beats in my breast than

in this pathetic statue.

Gaspar this is serious.
Stab me so we'll see.

Please,
Wait at least til midnight.

Friend, then I ask you to cut my throat.

Later, Balthazar.
I will be very happy to, only later.

Do I have to do this myself?

You wimps!

Balthazar ...

Keep out of this?
- You do not need to die.

Why?
- It nearly worked the other day?

Mustn't do this, can't say that ...

Can i offer you a drink?
We can talk.

I do not want to drink. I'd like you toleave me alone. Clear?

Clear.

Sorry if I upset you.

I do not want to miss my next metro.

Because of an accident, traffic is perturbed until further notice.

It's My mother, not me.

I will not lie to you
the situation is hopeless.

It is amazing he survived transport.

I am a doctor.
How are his moods?

Mood? - Gall,
liver, kidneys?

Why not take the opportunity to do a stool test?

The dawn arises, Saturn
enters Aquarius.

Ideal time
for a laxative. - Gentlemen,

I am afraid that you
do no understand the situation.

Your friend is in a hopeless situation and I ...

Forgive me
for a lack of faith.

Shame covers me head to toe.

Excuse me.
- Balthazar, your ...

Do you forgive me?
- Sure.

And we share your guilt, we also doubted.

We had the blackest of thoughts. we should thank you not curse you. - Thank you.

The Three Kings from TV!
- Where?

They are saints!

Make miracles!

Heal me!

They should be touched!

Gaspard, here!

Synchronizing movements
will be most important!

Quick!
Lever control wheel!

It seems to have
very little ...

I miss my camels.

No doubt, it would be better
if I control the vehicle!

Fast, horn!
Horn!

Excuse me!

Good day.
Please Enter your destination.

Who speaks? -Woman, where are you?
- Who talks to us

Good day.
Enter direction.

You better tell us where to go.

Destination is not entered.

Please Rephrase.

Balthazar, watch out!
- I do not know where we go!

Is it important to find Some temple,
stables ...

Before it was easier,
We just followed the stars.

Clearly.

Charles de Gaulle Square,
the first right.

Right!
- Handlebar!

I'm hungry.

I take you to the Champs Elysees,
whatever you want.

I just want a burger and some
fries.

Go and enquire about the child.

When you find it, let me know.

Yes I would like to pay my respects.

Melkior, is it necessary
to go at so much speed?

Turn, one-way street.

I'm not the most comfortable
position. - Turn.

I know, woman, just how?

Probably "R" for return!

Don't touch, I touch nothing!

Turn.
- Shut up!

Beware!

No, no!

Damn it!

you are at Charles de Gaulle.

Are you crazy?
are you alright?

Thousand times sorry.
- My car!

May Saturn bless you,
Sorry a thousand times.

In the catacombs!
- Yes!

You need to make an insurance policy.
- Later.

What are you doing? Cops are there!
- Come back here!

I did nothing wrong.
- Oh no.

What do you say? - the Ambulance
is at the Place de L'Etoile.

May God be cursed!

There they are!

Friends, this will not do.
- No doubt, but what will we do?

Get them! my car!

Look!

Look ...

Masha, you found us!
- God is with us!

What are they doing here?

We stole a car.
- We didnt do the insurance policy.

We are followed by the cops.
- At least once you are making sense.

Marsha, you are our guide.
Take us to him.

It is not possible! Where are they?

Tell me, what happens?

Now we ...

Film all the cars!

Everything!

Not one should be missed out!

All of them!

All on the record!

He!
It is he!

It is he, quick!

It is he!
It is he!

No not him ,too old, fragile! It is not he!

It is he! over there!

Poor thing, he is dirty and cold.

What are you doing guys?

Present.
- Yes, gifts. - Gifts!

Here you ...

Myrh to the son of the greatest.

Here's incense.
Son of God. greatest of Earth

I have nothing.

Jo, the ring!

Ring?
- Ring!

Sorry for this?

Want to change
for your shit?

Well.

For you, gold.
King of kings.

Let the rich keep your heart.

Thank you.

isnt one knot enough?

Where did the Pokemons go?

Come.

you Could explain at least
a little of what happened.

Marsha!

To be honest,
in the whole story

I have the impression that I have no say in the matter.

We will have to come up with a name.

I have not thought about it.

Merry Christmas, lovers!

You do not have anything against
Oriental names?

No!
Why?

He's mine!
Only mine

Why?

Why have you abandoned me?

Why have you abandoned me?

Why have you abandoned me?

Name ...

Bobby. I like Bobby.
- To ...

Or Escalator.
That would be a nice name.

I had a friend from
Galandar called Mustafa.

Sounds good.

A bit too long for mobile phone contact.

Help me here though,
was it a boy or a girl?

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Here or to go?
- What do you say?

Here or to go?

"Here or to go ..."

Want to enter or exit?

Tito and Toti, perform
this point elsewhere.

Get out!

Fuck.... Is this a festival of fools?

Will spanking?
- No!

Gaspard ...

get lost, go back to your casbah.
- Ambush!

Robbers,
as the crossroads for Al Jazeera.

What is Hebrew?

Who are these?
- We are not Tito and Totti!

We are the Three Kings.
- Just funny.

Belthazzar, your ...

DAMN!
Excellent.

I can not interfere with your
stories of the kings of magic.

I believe that you are kings.

Lunatics.

Young Mongols,
Two more beverages.

What you're looking for?
- We are looking for Jesus.

Impossible.

Our discussions cannot interested everyone.

If Jesus is not in this city

why would we providence ...

If Jesus is not in this city ...

I will, I will.
If Jesus is not in this city

why us
Providence gathered?

If Jesus is not in this city

why would we providence ...

You're guilty.

Friends, we're back.

I do not believe.
I do not see camels.

You are in the east.
- No, we went to the west.

Gaspare, please.
- Are you sure, Melkiore?

I begin to not captuer
this whole situation.

Of course, nowhere cops
in sight to find out.

I do not know, let us go in that direction.
- No, we can go behind the dunes.

When we get a sign ...
- What? -You hear?

Yes, I hear something in the distance.
- What?

Yes! Listen!

Balthazar is right!
- Existing and familiar voices!

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