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I know for most people,
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a house party is just a kick-back
to catch up with the homies.
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But this is LA, a city where
a party can change your life.
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A place where legends
are born, die, and live again.
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And bein' rich or bein' broke can
be separated by a mere freeway.
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But once in a great while,
the stars align,
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and the Fates bless a few fortunate
dreamers with a night that will change
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the course
of their lives forever.
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In other words,
there's some crazy, beautiful,
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weird-ass shit
about to go down.
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One and two
and three and four.
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The fuck?
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Destiny, what you think?
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I know it sound weird, but
let's see what Daddy cooked up.
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This beat feel good!
It feel free!
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I'm the goat!
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Sellin' out stadiums!
Platinum records!
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Yeah, that's my baby
on the track.
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You hear that? That's you.
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Yo, come on.
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Look who decided
to wake up.
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Did you sign the start forms
for the IT job yet?
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I'mma get on that Monday.
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You ain't got all the time in the
world because in three months,
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your mother and I will be
enjoyin' our retirement.
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Spoonin' each other on the
sandy beaches of Daytona, Florida.
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And this house will be sold, so...
did you find anywhere to live yet?
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Once I start my new job, I'll
have the money to get a new place.
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I mean, you could just
lend me the money.
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Yeah, right.
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When I was raised, you think anybody
was just goin' around giving me money?
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You don't know what
it was like in LA in the '90s.
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Don't let this house fool you.
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Half this shit we got
in the riots, right baby?
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You ain't lyin'.
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I said, "lend," Pop. Dang.
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Oh, I saw Mrs. Bailey
at Vons yesterday.
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How is Venus doing?
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Good, I guess.
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I mean, I think she live near
Leimert Park, now.
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You two were like twins
in middle school.
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- Remember that?
- No, I don't remember that.
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I thought you two might
have been datin'
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until she went to prom
with that football player.
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I follow him on Facebook, too.
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He is more handsome
now than ever.
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You don't ever talk
to Venus at work?
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Not really. She work
in the main office.
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I see her when I'm dropping off keys
to a house or... picking up my check.
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That was nice of her
to help you get that job.
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But stupid of you
to help Damon get his.
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Jesus is my friend.
Yeah, he's my friend.
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Damon!
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Damon, wake your lazy ass up.
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Damon! I know you
gotta work today.
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And clean up this room, too.
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It smell like ass
and onions in here.
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Damon!
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All right, I'm up already, man.
Damn. Jeez.
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That's what you get,
stayin' out partyin' all night.
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Mm-hmm. You think you can live
playing pick-up basketball
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and clubbing
and fucking up my house?
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See now I know why
your mama kicked your ass out.
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Aunt Jean, for the last time,
all right...
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It's not clubbing.
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I'm a promoter.
I'm working, all right?
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People followin' me on
Instagram and comin' to my parties.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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- Did you make any money?
- There she go.
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Oh, I get it.
It's a non-profit.
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You're doing charity work.
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Boy, if you're in a club and not
making any money, then it's clubbin'.
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You must think I'm stupid.
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Don't forget, you owe me rent,
plus last month's.
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'Cause next stop is gonna
be Skid Row for you.
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talkin' about followers.
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You know who got followers?
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Jesus.
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Take your rude ass to work,
and clean up that room.
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Smell like somebody
fucked an onion.
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Oh, my God, Aunt Jean,
you just cursed.
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What would Jesus say?
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Jesus would say, "Shut the
fuck up, this is my house!"
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Man!
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Hey, beautiful.
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Don't make me
get my gun.
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Oh, shit.
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Let's get you
to your mom's house.
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See, what Granny and Paw-Paw
don't know is...
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Is that I'm about to make a lot
of money from this party.
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And we gonna
have everything we need.
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Have all the toys you need.
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Hey!
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Hey, what's going on?
What y'all doin'...
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- Where Damon at?
- I don't know.
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Y'all know
he doesn't live here.
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We gonna burn
his nigga house down.
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- Larry, chill.
- Whoa. What?
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I got my daughter with me.
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I tried to call y'all twice
this week about the party.
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Y'all ain't returning my calls.
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Y'all dickheads off the party.
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- Guile? I got this.
- Hmm.
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- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause y'all dickheads
off the party.
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Yeah, I heard him. But why?
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You know exactly why!
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We're gonna make you pay.
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- First we gonna tie you up, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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Then we'll cut your little
nappy head off
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- with a rusty machete.
- Whoa.
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- Yeah.
- Then I'm gonna sew your booty hole up.
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I'm gonna take some
Mexican candy, the spicy kind.
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Then I'm gonna shove it down
your throat till you're nice and plump.
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And then I'm gonna
beat your ass like a pinata.
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Larry... Larry,
let's just calm down.
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Hey. Hey. I need you to really
work on dialing back your threats.
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- Dial it back?
- You put too much sauce on it!
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- Too much sau...
- What you mean, too much... A pinata?
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Y'all off the party!
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You and that little weirdo Vic,
and that's that!
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Y'all can't do that, man.
We got money invested.
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You can thank
your home boy, Damon.
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Never liked that
roach-face-ass nigga, anyway.
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Yeah, he tried to play my baby
cousin, tried to get away with it?
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And steal from her?
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What you mean?
He stole from her?
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Daisy can't find
her gold necklace.
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And I know that little
crackhead-ass boy Damon took it.
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We're gonna
fuck his ass up on sight.
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- On sight, boy.
- Yeah. That's right.
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Then we gonna grind
his dick into a juice.
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Make him drink that shit.
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- Okay, no, no.
- What's left over, that's for you.
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We just talked about you
dialin' this back.
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- What did I do?
- We're not juicin' no dicks today!
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You know what? I quit!
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- Oh, you quit?
- I quit! Do it yourself!
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- You did this same shit in the third grade.
- So?
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Just get the fuck
outta here, man!
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- Guile!
- Huh?
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I got this!
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Between the both... Why...
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I got it.
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Get the fuck outta here.
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Get yo' ass in the back.
What you doin'?
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I thought you quit.
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You got short legs.
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You interrupt me one
more time, I keep tellin' you.
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Every time I speak,
you wanna speak.
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Quit speakin'!
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Hey. What's up with it, y'all?
It's your boy, DamonThaDon.
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Just wanna hit y'all with a bit
of morning motivation.
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Lot of people trying
to stress you out.
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But don't let the bullshit
get to you, all right?
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Do whatever it is
that makes you happy.
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Smoke a little weed,
a little meditation.
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Maybe a party.
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Y'all know we got a big one
comin' up, so, make sure y'all pull up.
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Until then... it's regular.
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Damon!
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Damn, man! Always hating.
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Here I come! Fuck.
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Hey, Armen. Sorry I'm
late, man. The 405 crazy.
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Somebody famous live here?
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Jesus, I'm so glad I won't
have to deal with you anymore.
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These areas
are marked and locked.
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They are not to be
tampered with.
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Kevin will return the keys
when you're done.
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He's the responsible one.
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Man.
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I have another site to get to.
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Bye, Damon.
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It's Damon, bro.
The French way.
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Stupid.
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Shit ain't that hard.
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Damn, man, this how
the other half live, huh.
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Hey!
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God damn, man.
I see you late as usual.
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Yeah, you know, I got caught up
in the clubhouse,
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schoolin' niggas
on how to be successful
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and not have to work
a basic job.
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Hey, how's my
goddaughter, Destiny?
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She fine.
She's at her mom's house.
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Man, Armen was acting
weird as hell, bro.
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Actin' hell a sketchy
about who's crib this is.
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I guess you ain't heard we got
kicked off the party tomorrow.
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What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
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Kyle and them is pissed.
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They don't like you doggin'
their cousin Daisy.
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Daisy? Light-skinned Daisy?
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That's they cousin?
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Shit. I'd be pissed, too.
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But they can't kick us
off the party, though, Kev.
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We put money in! I'm the host!
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I told you,
stop messing with that girl.
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She started liking me too much.
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That shit... It just turn
me off, you feel me?
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I'm like, "You want me? Me?"
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I'm still in my ho phase, bro.
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Man, they said
you stole her chain.
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Man, that's cap!
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That's big cap!
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That's bottle cap!
That's Colin Kap!
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- That's Cap-Tain America!
- Yo!
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Nobody want that fugazi
raggedy-ass swap meet chain, anyway.
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Chain's not worth shit.
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Damn, that shit
just fluffed itself.
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Whose crib is this, man?
Steve Jobs?
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- Steve Jobs is dead, fool.
- Don't mean his house died.
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There goes
the money I invested.
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I got shit to pay for.
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Have to pick up
some extra shifts.
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That might not even be enough.
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I know, right?
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They payin' us Mexican
prices out here.
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Hey, my bad, Juan.
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I'm Venezuelan.
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00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,210
Hey, nobody said
you wasn't, Juan.
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Come on, let's knock
this house out.
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I ain't got all day.
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I gotta get home in time to read
to Destiny and drop the keys off.
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Armen must think
you a slave, huh?
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He know better
not to try that shit with me.
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I'll knock his ass out.
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Hey, V. It's crazy you called.
My mom's...
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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Oh, nothin', I'm good.
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Corporate is in there
right now,
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watching a video
of you and Damon
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smoking at the house
on Baylor Street.
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That don't even sound like us.
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This is serious, Kevin.
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They are short on staff today, so, they're
gonna let you clean that last house,
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but you are getting terminated
officially, first thing Monday morning.
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Maybe we can talk to 'em and
change their mind, or somethin'.
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I need this job.
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These niggas fired.
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- No, y'all "fired" fired.
- Hey, Venus!
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I gotta go.
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Sorry. Sorry, Kev.
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Who was that?
Little girlfriend, Venus?
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00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,710
Hey, bro, let's spark up.
244
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,330
Why you standing there
like you shit yourself?
245
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,020
- We fired.
- What?
246
00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,370
How?
247
00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,140
To be honest with you,
fuck this job.
248
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,820
You're way too talented
for this, Kev.
249
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,140
What you should do
is focus on them beats.
250
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:07,270
The shit you sent me today,
now, that shit was hard.
251
00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,930
I ain't mean to mess up
your money, though, man.
252
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,880
My bad, dawg.
253
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,210
But you'll figure
this shit out.
254
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:17,890
You always do.
255
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,160
What if we threw a house party?
256
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,820
Where? Auntie crib?
257
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:28,470
I mean, that shit could work,
but... she got these low-ass ceilings,
258
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:31,520
and she got this cat that be throwin'
up every time it smell weed, so...
259
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,480
No, not like a regular house.
260
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,920
People are tired of us throwin'
the same party. Every time.
261
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,220
We need something... different.
262
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,570
Something bigger.
263
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,620
Something like this place.
264
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:48,490
You trying to throw
a party here?
265
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,840
Not here.
266
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,670
- Armen would kill us, man.
- True.
267
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,350
We could rent
something out like this.
268
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:55,760
Rent? Oh, hell, no.
269
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,850
That would be terrible
for our margins, dawg.
270
00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:01,420
Plus, my followers? Here? Shit.
271
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,810
Niggas ain't got no respect
for a nice place like this.
272
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,386
I don't know.
I gotta figure something out, though.
273
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,340
I need ten G's by next week.
274
00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,040
My parents
about to sell the house.
275
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,740
If I don't pay for my
daughter's fancy preschool,
276
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:17,820
Char could make a case to get full
custody, and I ain't having that shit.
277
00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:18,890
Man, all right. All right.
278
00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:20,740
All right, man. Damn.
279
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:24,830
You ain't gotta convince me.
I was in the moment you said...
280
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,180
"Damon... please,
I need your help."
281
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,540
- I didn't even say that.
- Man!
282
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,800
I could hit up my fan base, we could
make 10,000 off cover charges, easy.
283
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,630
All right. Enough
hypothesizing. I'll call around.
284
00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:42,850
Let's get to work.
285
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,540
Damn. This nigga love to work.
286
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,680
Shit.
287
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,680
Jab. Jab. Spin.
288
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,730
Yeah, that ain't a travel.
That's good.
289
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,520
Hey, Sabrina?
290
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,880
Yeah, remember we threw
that Halloween party last year?
291
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:04,120
Oh, look... I'm throwing another
party this weekend, and I need a venue.
292
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:13,390
Damn. This dude
got his own museum.
293
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,760
Damn. She thick.
294
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:33,190
I would.
295
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:41,390
Dude got Miami shit,
Cleveland shit, LA shit.
296
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:44,300
It's like, damn,
pick a city, bro.
297
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:47,170
Man, you could actually
fuck in here, bro. Yeah.
298
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,400
Yeah!
299
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,820
Conforming to body.
300
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,780
Yeah, this is nice.
301
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,870
Oh! Ewe. What the fuck?
302
00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,840
Is this motherfucker a giant?
303
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,060
Damn.
304
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,120
Two weeks meditation?
305
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,460
This dude gotta be stressed.
306
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,240
Who is this bro?
307
00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,610
Buddy is on LeBron's nuts.
308
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,170
Oh, my God.
309
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:07,490
I know it's last minute,
but you gotta have something.
310
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,350
Yes, sir!
311
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,640
Yeah, I understand.
312
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,610
These promoters talking
a lot of shit about us.
313
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:18,400
- We're being blackballed.
- Well, fuck all that, bro.
314
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,010
Why is you still cleaning?
315
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:21,530
Might as well get
this last check.
316
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,620
Fuck that, Kev!
317
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,236
What you doing, man?
They got cameras in here!
318
00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,010
Don't worry
about that shit, Kev.
319
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,016
I found the camera room
and I turned all them shits off.
320
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,660
You forgot I worked
at Geek Squad, huh?
321
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,710
Whose jacket you got on?
322
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800
Check it out.
323
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,840
It's LeBron's.
324
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,540
LeBron who?
325
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:44,250
James, nigga!
326
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,900
There is only
one LeBron on earth!
327
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,080
Why you got on his clothes?
328
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,390
'Cause this his house.
329
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:54,430
Mmm. This him, Kev!
This him! This all him.
330
00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:57,650
This... Man, look, man!
This is his candle.
331
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,490
Smell like game time
in this motherfucker.
332
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,920
Look, man, this is his...
This is his fridge, Kev! Look!
333
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,120
This his juice.
334
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,930
This juice is LeBron
juice, bro!
335
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,450
Get some of this greatness
in your life, goddammit.
336
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,280
You fucking
kidding me right now?
337
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,450
Shut the fuck up.
338
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,550
Yep. Told you.
339
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,640
Hey, there.
340
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,950
You are one handsome,
philanthropic motherfucker.
341
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,910
- Who, me?
- Your hairline is perfect.
342
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:35,430
Anyone who says
otherwise is just jealous.
343
00:18:35,630 --> 00:18:39,870
Bro, he got a hologram of himself,
just to give him compliments?
344
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:42,130
Yeah, that do make
sense, though.
345
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,920
The only person that could convince
him he the greatest... is the greatest.
346
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,360
You handled the decision
to go to Miami perfectly.
347
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,750
Nah!
348
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:52,700
That's cap. This guy.
349
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,190
Damon. Stop touchin' shit, man.
350
00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,720
Man, what, man? Shut up, bro!
351
00:18:58,910 --> 00:18:59,980
Your scary ass, bro.
352
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,750
Oh, Damn, I need a face ID.
353
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,070
Shit.
354
00:19:04,270 --> 00:19:06,330
Hey,
talk, man.
355
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,940
You were great in Train wreck.
356
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,680
In fact, Ian Crouch
of the New Yorker
357
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,340
said you were the funniest
person in the movie.
358
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,260
Damn, we got all of LeBron's
contacts in here.
359
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,000
Pretty much everybody
in the world.
360
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,610
Man, shut up, bro.
361
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:22,870
Even got Carole Baskin
in here, bro.
362
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,690
Should we invite her
to our party?
363
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,580
Yo! Yo.
364
00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:35,230
Yo! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo yo, Kev!
365
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:36,140
Yo! Kev, yo!
366
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,320
Yo, yo, yo. Yo! Yo!
367
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,980
How about...
we throw the party... here?
368
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,930
Bro, that
was a bad idea before.
369
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,590
- It's a terrible idea now.
- What?
370
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:48,940
Your NBA 2K rating
should be 100, not 97.
371
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,460
Yeah.
372
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,510
Come on, man.
It's the perfect idea, bro.
373
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,550
Who wouldn't want to party
in the King's house?
374
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,120
To become a champion,
you must think like a champion.
375
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,990
Listen to LeBron, man!
376
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:00,690
Look, it's perfect, dawg. Look.
377
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:02,130
We just hit up
all his contacts.
378
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,220
As LeBron's assistants.
379
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,826
We say that LeBron throwing a
secret party on some low key shit.
380
00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:09,830
You want to trick famous people
into thinking LeBron throwing a party?
381
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,030
In his own house?
382
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,700
- Hell, yeah!
- Man.
383
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,360
We can charge
way more at the door
384
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,926
with these celebs
coming, all right?
385
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:18,620
We can make
ten times the money, Kev.
386
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:20,540
We can send
Destiny to preschool,
387
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,450
high school,
college... Whatever.
388
00:20:23,650 --> 00:20:25,670
What about his family?
Somebody could show up.
389
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,500
- We can go to jail.
- Your scary ass.
390
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,410
You worried about
the wrong things, Kev.
391
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:31,980
Look. Right here.
They on vacation.
392
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,940
- He meditating for two weeks.
- Two weeks? Must be stressed.
393
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:39,950
I would be, too if I was about
to hit my 30th season.
394
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:42,600
Look, bro.
It's simple, all right?
395
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,870
We could throw the party, have it
cleaned, without him even knowing.
396
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:48,480
Man, I don't know.
397
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,350
Hey, hey, man. Hey, hey!
398
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,740
This is not about us, Kev.
399
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:54,610
It's not about you.
It's not about me.
400
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:55,810
You know who it's about?
401
00:20:57,610 --> 00:21:00,530
Destiny. Lil' baby.
402
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:03,010
She can't read.
She can't write.
403
00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,620
'Cause she can't go to school.
404
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:07,230
- Why? Because you broke.
- Shut up.
405
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,850
But you can change that, Kev.
406
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,530
You could make it happen.
All right?
407
00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:14,420
Yeah, you see it.
408
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,540
Now... are we doing this?
409
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:18,860
Or are we doing this?
410
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:23,160
Come on, now. Say yes.
Say yes, Kev.
411
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,800
- This shit gotta be spotless.
- It's gonna be sparkling, bro.
412
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,650
- Yeah...
- We doin' it.
413
00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:34,650
We doin' it. Yeah, my boy!
414
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,700
You know what
that means, right?
415
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,960
Looks like we about
to throw a house par...
416
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,400
Excuse me.
417
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,800
We're done in the living room.
418
00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:44,580
Oh. Okay, for sure.
419
00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:46,880
You can leave the cleaning
supplies by the door.
420
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,580
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
421
00:21:48,780 --> 00:21:49,930
Dawg, you about to get...
422
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,630
Which door? The one over here?
423
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:53,150
Just the one over...
424
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:54,710
Not that one,
the one right over...
425
00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,100
There's so many
doors in the house.
426
00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,810
Yo, Juan, get the fuck out
of here, bro!
427
00:21:58,010 --> 00:22:00,206
You ruining the special moment
between me and my man, bro.
428
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,680
- Sorry.
- You and Gloria can leave.
429
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,110
We'll lock up. Thanks, man.
430
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:06,550
Yeah, come on, bro.
431
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:10,040
Man, this is what we do, man.
We throw parties, bro.
432
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,430
I'm gonna make some calls.
About to get it crackin'.
433
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:13,780
Shit, I'mma call Diddy.
434
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,730
Of course, Puffy,
Diddy, Sean, Mr. Love.
435
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,960
Yeah. Ciroc only.
436
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,090
We put the DJ booth right here,
VIP area upstairs.
437
00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:25,180
We can get Sly and Reg
to do security.
438
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,360
Hell, yeah.
439
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,316
We need somebody good to clean
this place so we don't get caught.
440
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,610
- We can do it.
- Naw, someone good.
441
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,410
You right. You right.
442
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,156
All right, we're gonna
tell everybody no phones,
443
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,750
no social media.
444
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:42,196
The theme is for LeBron and all the guests
to play dumb if it's ever brought up again.
445
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,380
We're gonna call it,
"Off the Grid Part Two."
446
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:46,770
"Off the Grid Part Two"?
447
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:49,340
So, people think
they missed the first one.
448
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,980
People would love to have
Dr. Dre on the ones and twos.
449
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,810
Oh! This is
Dr. Andre Liebowitz?
450
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,030
Oh, my bad. My bad.
451
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:02,390
No, I do not need
a hair transplant.
452
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,610
Oh, my God.
453
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,760
Then we invite all the
celebrities and regular people too,
454
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,760
and charge them more.
455
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,590
Man, we about to be
the biggest promoters in town.
456
00:23:28,890 --> 00:23:29,890
Blanket.
457
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:46,350
Popcorn.
458
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,080
Bro. You really think LeBron's installing
popcorn in his goddamn cinema...
459
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,160
- Hey, yo.
- Yeah?
460
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,386
I think we'll be good if we
keep the party to the living room.
461
00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:19,080
Everything else is off limits.
462
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,860
Yeah, we can
just party-proof it
463
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,176
like we did that Pajama Jam
we threw at my granny house.
464
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,520
Exactly. Plus,
all the good stuff is packed
465
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,040
into the restricted areas,
anyway.
466
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,480
Word. Nigga, this shit
about to be crackin'.
467
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,830
I'm talking about legendary.
468
00:24:33,030 --> 00:24:34,650
I even booked us
some performers, too.
469
00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,750
- Who?
- Migos!
470
00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:40,710
How the hell you do that?
471
00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:42,186
Told Quavo he can play
LeBron one on one.
472
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,150
- He believed it?
- Of course not.
473
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,240
But he said he coming.
474
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,400
Shit, I was thinking he could
freestyle over one of your beats.
475
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,850
Nah, man,
I'm still uncomfortable
476
00:24:53,050 --> 00:24:54,550
playin' my shit
after what happened.
477
00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,770
This the one?
478
00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:04,990
Hey, nigga.
Turn this weak-ass shit off.
479
00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:06,250
I got a customer out here.
480
00:25:08,210 --> 00:25:10,260
Yo, this shit
really is trash, bro.
481
00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:11,870
Fuckin' weirdos.
482
00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:14,960
Can't low ride to this, nigga.
This ain't Dre.
483
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,700
You gotta get over that, bro.
484
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,940
Dude was recording in the back
of a cell phone shop.
485
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,230
No, I still don't
want to do it, though.
486
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:22,430
That shit fucked me up.
487
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:25,280
All right, whatever, bro.
488
00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:28,320
Look... I'm gonna drop a fake
set of keys off to the office now.
489
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,410
And I'm gonna give Venus
the real set, after the party.
490
00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:34,590
Man, we about to be kings
in the King's castle, dawg.
491
00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:35,790
Poof!
492
00:25:40,970 --> 00:25:42,210
We got a lot to do.
493
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,680
All right.
Focus on the important stuff.
494
00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,300
Yo! What the fuck?
495
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,430
My fault, bro. Shit. Damn.
496
00:25:51,630 --> 00:25:53,130
Keep your feet off my damn car.
497
00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:54,830
Come on, Kev.
Let's get to work.
498
00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:56,440
Start with the back yard.
499
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,630
Yup. It's that rapper weed.
500
00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,670
Baby lungs.
501
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,680
Yo!
502
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,770
- What the fuck was that?
- Looked like a koala.
503
00:26:22,970 --> 00:26:24,330
- A what?
- Yeah, a koala.
504
00:26:24,530 --> 00:26:26,116
- You never seen a koala before?
- Hell no, man.
505
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:27,540
That looked like
a fucked-up monkey.
506
00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,490
Yo, Kev. Let's go inside.
507
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,516
Because if it come over,
I'mma kick the shit out of it.
508
00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,820
Come on, man. Get off me.
509
00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,220
You're scared of a teddy bear?
510
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,440
Yo, what the fuck is that?
You leave the gate open?
511
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,160
Nigga, I don't know,
it's not my house.
512
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,220
- Kev, come here. Hey.
- Hello?
513
00:26:45,420 --> 00:26:46,750
Come here, Kev.
514
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:48,620
- Hello?
- Wait.
515
00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:51,050
Hi! I see you there.
How are you?
516
00:26:52,270 --> 00:26:53,270
I already saw you.
517
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,160
- It's a white man.
- Oh, shit!
518
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:56,840
Oh, shit!
519
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,000
We going to jail, Kev.
Oh, shit. He's a detective.
520
00:26:59,130 --> 00:27:00,500
Fuck! Get the drugs out!
521
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,850
I can see you through
the tempered glass.
522
00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:06,900
Kev, no. Kev!
523
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,100
Kev!
524
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:11,900
Hi, I'm Peter.
I'm the neighbor.
525
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,860
- How are you?
- How you doin?
526
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:16,476
Nice to meet you. Sorry, my pet
koala wandered over here again.
527
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,690
Ugh! This keeps happening.
528
00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:19,046
I just want to grab
the little guy.
529
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,170
My bad. Hi.
530
00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:22,130
So... you just...
You just got a pet koala?
531
00:27:22,330 --> 00:27:23,740
Yeah, pet koala, yeah.
532
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,746
It started off as a prank
from my brother-in-law.
533
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,350
But eight years
and one divorce later,
534
00:27:27,550 --> 00:27:29,880
it's the only thing I love,
so... joke's on him.
535
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,420
- Is LeBron here?
- Get this guy.
536
00:27:37,350 --> 00:27:38,410
Is LeBron home?
537
00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:39,970
No?
538
00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:43,760
I just wanted to talk
to the big guy.
539
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,550
Still haven't met him and I
was hoping to chat him up a bit
540
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,280
and maybe show him something.
541
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,550
Yo, man. Whoa!
542
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,596
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't do that anymore.
543
00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:54,030
Look at this.
544
00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:55,330
Sign my jers.
545
00:27:57,070 --> 00:27:58,650
Lake show. Big fan.
546
00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,870
He's actually away on Vaca...
547
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:02,780
- He not here. Yeah.
- Business.
548
00:28:02,980 --> 00:28:05,390
- Miami, Cleveland. Whole bunch of stuff.
- Wife, kids...
549
00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:07,300
- Oh, he's gone.
- Yeah.
550
00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:09,530
Who are you guys?
551
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,480
- We're his lawyers.
- We're his cousins.
552
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:15,970
I'm his cousin, Kenton.
This is his court lawyer.
553
00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:18,090
- Nice to meet you. What's your name?
- I'm Deez.
554
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,360
Deez. Deez what?
555
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,670
- Deez...
- Hey, uh...
556
00:28:20,870 --> 00:28:22,840
You said
you're the... neighbor.
557
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,370
Yeah, I live just over those
bushes, right down the hill.
558
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,370
- That's where I am.
- Got it.
559
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:29,680
- All right, I'm gonna skedaddle.
- Ske-what?
560
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,460
By the way...
561
00:28:31,660 --> 00:28:32,660
Black lives matter.
562
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:35,940
- They do.
- Yes, they do.
563
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:39,510
I posted two squares
on my Instagram. Respect.
564
00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:41,680
- Hell, yeah.
- All right, guys. Toodles.
565
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:43,690
Toodle-what?
566
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,610
Marley!
Come here, girl!
567
00:28:45,810 --> 00:28:46,910
Marley!
568
00:28:47,110 --> 00:28:48,480
Marley!
569
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,690
Fuck, that was weird.
570
00:28:52,550 --> 00:28:54,610
But we still need to buy
some liquor and stuff.
571
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:56,960
- You got some bread?
- Hell, yeah.
572
00:29:03,090 --> 00:29:04,490
My whole life's savings.
573
00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:06,930
All 347 dollars.
574
00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:10,070
All right, with my money,
we should be good.
575
00:29:10,260 --> 00:29:12,940
I still need to let Venus know
the whole plan, though.
576
00:29:13,140 --> 00:29:14,896
She on the way
with her cousin Mika right now.
577
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,680
Mika? Fine Mika?
578
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,900
Good. Get a head start
on the competition.
579
00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:24,120
There's about to be a gang
of NBA niggas up in here.
580
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:28,510
Vic.
581
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,770
What's up, homie?
582
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:34,870
Hold this.
583
00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:36,570
Damn.
584
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:39,010
It's like the Kardashians
up in this motherfucker, man.
585
00:29:39,210 --> 00:29:40,570
You bring speakers, right?
586
00:29:40,770 --> 00:29:42,416
- Yeah. They out there on the truck.
- All right.
587
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,316
I almost got robbed by a gang
of crackheads on the way over.
588
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,930
We're gonna put
the DJ booth over here.
589
00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:47,450
Yeah, yeah, surely.
590
00:29:54,570 --> 00:29:55,570
Surely.
591
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,720
Gimme that shit.
592
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,030
Nigga, is this vodka?
593
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,600
Hell, no. Never vodka.
594
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,990
Never vodka.
595
00:30:04,190 --> 00:30:05,560
- That's rum.
- Watch out, bro.
596
00:30:05,750 --> 00:30:07,630
- What, so you gonna drink on the job?
- Pshh...
597
00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:09,600
Yes. It's my DJ jet fuel.
598
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,000
When I need to turn this
party up, I'mma hit the bottle.
599
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,610
No, ain't no drinking tonight.
600
00:30:13,810 --> 00:30:15,606
Yeah, Nigga, we not payin'
if you drinkin', bro.
601
00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,960
I thought only while
I was DJ-ing.
602
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,000
We can't take no chance.
603
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,760
You wanna talk about that time
you was DJ-ing at that frat party?
604
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,896
- See, that wasn't...
- Or that baby shower over in Crenshaw.
605
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,540
- Look what...?
- Look at this punk...
606
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,460
What is going on right now?
607
00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:43,590
- I'm gonna beat...
- No, no, we're not fighting him on this.
608
00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:46,200
We're fighting right now
because, you pay for this?
609
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,990
He's ruinin' my...
610
00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:50,170
No, Auntie, stop!
611
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,980
- That wasn't even his baby. You seen that girl.
- Yeah.
612
00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:57,250
Do your thing. Sober.
613
00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,700
All right.
Come on, guys, focus.
614
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,270
By this time tomorrow night,
we'll be counting stacks.
615
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:05,480
I'll buy a big-ass bottle
of Hennessy myself.
616
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,560
Hennessy Privilege?
617
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,620
I mean, you never know.
618
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:12,970
Can't you at least make it
Hennessy Black, please?
619
00:31:13,170 --> 00:31:14,540
Don't trip, man.
620
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:16,540
You can smoke all the weed
you want to, homie.
621
00:31:17,650 --> 00:31:18,890
You know that shit ain't funny.
622
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,110
You already know
how I get, all right?
623
00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:22,680
This is beaut if...
624
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,500
Wait a minute.
625
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,450
Is this a picture
of Chris Bosh's kids?
626
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,120
We'll explain later.
627
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,640
How do you even know what
Chris Bosh's kids look like, bro?
628
00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:36,930
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
629
00:31:37,110 --> 00:31:38,170
Welcome.
630
00:31:38,370 --> 00:31:39,910
- Hey, Damon.
- What's up wid it.
631
00:31:40,110 --> 00:31:42,740
- This is my cousin, Mika.
- I know.
632
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:45,310
The most beautiful angel on IG.
633
00:31:45,510 --> 00:31:46,920
I think we follow each other.
634
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,830
Yeah. DamonThaDon.
635
00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:52,750
- I don't follow your broke ass.
- Oh.
636
00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:53,950
For sure.
637
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:56,540
Is Kevin... Kevin's in there?
638
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:57,880
- Yeah.
- Okay.
639
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,930
You crazy. You crazy.
640
00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:01,310
We can fix all that, though.
641
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,940
Boy, if you don't
get the hell away from me...
642
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,370
Venus in the house,
shut your mouth.
643
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,070
- What up, Johnny, Jr.?
- What...?
644
00:32:12,270 --> 00:32:13,730
Oh, my God,
645
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:15,290
only you and my dad
call me that.
646
00:32:15,490 --> 00:32:17,640
- You know that, right?
- I know. Good to see you.
647
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,560
- Good to see you, too. You look good.
- I'm all right.
648
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,690
Nice. Colors of the rainbow.
I see you.
649
00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:24,480
Thank you for bringing
your cousin, too.
650
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,570
Damon was being
thirsty as hell.
651
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:29,790
Yeah, she just flew in from
Houston to promote that Tummy Tea.
652
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,310
Wish me luck.
653
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:32,750
Got one shorty in the back.
654
00:32:32,950 --> 00:32:34,620
You know
what I'm sayin'...
655
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,940
What the fuck are you doing?
656
00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:40,580
- I was on the...
- Yeah, they perfect for each other.
657
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:43,630
Yo. This place is gorgeous.
658
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,240
What is this, an Airbnb?
659
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440
This is nice.
660
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,850
- Yeah...
- Rich.
661
00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,980
About that.
662
00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,290
- What? What's wrong?
- Everything's fine.
663
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:56,150
- I do need your help with something.
- What?
664
00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,420
Are you stupid?
665
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:00,980
I just need you
to return the keys.
666
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,690
All right. Yeah, there you go.
667
00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:05,780
- Mika. Come on, let's go.
- Wait, wait. Wait...
668
00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:08,690
Kevin... Mika, come on.
Let's... Get off of me!
669
00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:10,870
Why y'all leaving, man?
670
00:33:11,070 --> 00:33:14,480
Y'all idiots are trying to throw a
party in LeBron's house, that's why!
671
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:15,960
- This is LeBron's house?
- Wait.
672
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,660
Yeah, it's regular.
673
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,750
Wait, Venus. Don't
leave! Don't... Don't leave!
674
00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:21,840
V, I know this is crazy.
675
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,840
But you know me.
676
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,280
I wouldn't do something like
this unless I was desperate.
677
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,280
I gotta pay for my
daughter's school.
678
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,150
I lost this job, the money
I invested for the party.
679
00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,980
I start my new job in,
like, a month.
680
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:38,110
Look, I'm telling you,
I have a plan.
681
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:41,740
But we can't do
this without you.
682
00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,220
Yeah, he can't do
this without...
683
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,470
- Shut up.
- All right.
684
00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:48,866
I'm not wasting my years
in college for this shit.
685
00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:50,390
And I'm about
to get a promotion.
686
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:51,690
Mmm. No.
687
00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:53,390
Y'all can ruin y'all's lives.
688
00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:56,050
- I'm not. I'm out.
- Wait, Venus...
689
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,220
Damn, we just got here.
690
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:02,440
I just want to take a couple cute
pics and then we can go. Please?
691
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,830
At least check out the pool.
692
00:34:07,780 --> 00:34:10,580
Ooh. Slim waist, fat ass.
693
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:11,920
Y'all wanna get this tea.
694
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,400
Okay, I see you, sis.
695
00:34:18,570 --> 00:34:23,020
Kevin, this is a really,
really bad idea.
696
00:34:25,020 --> 00:34:26,850
It's kinda dope, though, right?
697
00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:30,910
- I mean, we in LeBron's house.
- Yeah.
698
00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:35,430
He probably sat right here and
contemplated on killing J.R. Smith.
699
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:37,740
I'm contemplating
killing you right now.
700
00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,740
Come on, V. Relax.
701
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,870
Why does everyone
keep telling me to relax?
702
00:34:42,070 --> 00:34:44,110
I mean, you probably should
just relax a little bit.
703
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,450
I mean, you be a little tense.
704
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,710
Look, but I'm serious.
705
00:34:49,910 --> 00:34:51,580
I know this is crazy,
706
00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,106
but a night like this don't
come around more than once.
707
00:34:53,130 --> 00:34:54,410
Yeah, whatever.
708
00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:56,490
As soon as she's
over this shit, we leaving.
709
00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:01,420
You impressed yet?
710
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:03,030
I'm getting there.
711
00:35:03,230 --> 00:35:05,330
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.
712
00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:07,900
I got all my famous friends
pullin' up tonight.
713
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,470
- Famous friends?
- Yeah.
714
00:35:09,670 --> 00:35:10,990
And who are you?
715
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:12,690
Their normal friend?
716
00:35:12,890 --> 00:35:14,860
Man, whatever, I'm popular.
717
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:17,080
Hey, yo, Kev!
718
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,130
Let me borrow your car keys.
719
00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:20,480
Gonna go get some supplies.
720
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,530
You don't have a car?
721
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,790
They on the counter.
722
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,090
Should I roll with you?
723
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,690
No, man, one of us
should stay here.
724
00:35:30,830 --> 00:35:32,400
I can see you.
725
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,710
I can see you.
726
00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:36,230
My fault.
727
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:38,500
- Just don't fuck up my car.
- Yeah, all right.
728
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,060
Look at his little-bitty booty.
729
00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,330
Watch out. That's why
your followers is fake.
730
00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,850
Yeah, whatever,
and you one of 'em.
731
00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:46,710
I'mma stunt all over
this bitch tonight.
732
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:55,420
Motherfucker.
733
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,300
talkin' about me?
734
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:58,860
I ain't no one?
735
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,840
Sweet chunky Black Baby Jesus.
736
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,330
Yeah.
737
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:26,530
Come on, now.
738
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:28,100
Say what?
739
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,230
What I do for a living?
740
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,590
I make money, bitch!
741
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,340
- 'Sup, man.
- 'Sup, my man?
742
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,860
Yeah. Got this party tonight.
Make sure y'all pull up.
743
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:42,870
Follow me on the 'gram, though.
@DamonThaDon81.
744
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,560
Hey, bro bro,
you pulling up tonight?
745
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,390
- You already know that.
- I'm gonna see you then.
746
00:36:47,590 --> 00:36:50,740
I can smell the deposit slip
on you, Big Time.
747
00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:53,660
Whoo! That ride is clean!
748
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,570
All you need now
is one of these
749
00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,580
exclusive Louis Vuitton
t-shirts.
750
00:36:57,780 --> 00:36:59,580
Man, Virgil ain't make
that shit.
751
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:02,100
See, that's what make
it exclusive.
752
00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:04,320
I ain't got it.
I'm broke, baby.
753
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,060
Don't look broke to me.
754
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,460
- You're welcome.
- You lucky I'm parched.
755
00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:12,710
Cheap motherfucker.
756
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,900
Donation, donation!
757
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,510
How you put on the fuckin' AC?
758
00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:18,850
I like your car.
759
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,770
Oh, yeah. You know.
760
00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:24,430
Just taking it out for a drive.
761
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:27,040
I've never seen one of these
in real life. Is it fast?
762
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,880
I can show you better
than I can tell you.
763
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,990
Yeah.
764
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:34,180
- Right?
- Yup. Yeah.
765
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:38,350
Yeah.
I'm doing it, right?
766
00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:41,530
Stop it! Don't lie to me.
767
00:37:41,730 --> 00:37:43,750
I swear.
768
00:37:43,950 --> 00:37:46,310
Music has always
been your calling.
769
00:37:47,660 --> 00:37:49,630
You still making beats?
770
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:52,940
From time to time,
fucking around with Damon.
771
00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:56,100
To be real, making beats is a
waste of time if I ain't making bread.
772
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,600
I should focus
on something real.
773
00:38:00,790 --> 00:38:03,730
One of my uncles in New
Orleans actually does music.
774
00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:09,080
And no matter what life
threw at him, he never gave up.
775
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:13,210
I'm sure if he can make his dreams
come true... you definitely can.
776
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,960
What about you?
777
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,440
I remember my mom made me go to those little
ballet recitals you did for Christmas.
778
00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,660
You didn't give up
on your dream, did you?
779
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:27,580
There's this modern
dance studio in Culver City
780
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,580
I've been going to
for a few months.
781
00:38:29,780 --> 00:38:30,780
Nothing major.
782
00:38:30,870 --> 00:38:34,140
But... it's a start.
783
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:36,630
That's what's up.
784
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:37,830
Thank you.
785
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,730
T... E... R.
786
00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:58,830
"Do not enter."
787
00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:03,570
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
788
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,220
- Oh, shit. Man.
- All right. Hey, come on.
789
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,230
Girl, you can't wear that.
790
00:39:11,430 --> 00:39:12,620
You wearin' my clothes.
791
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,420
Damn. That shit look dangerous.
792
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,820
Yeah. Yeah, we good.
793
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,210
Where are you wearing this?
794
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,440
Okay, toot it and boot it.
795
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,720
That what you want from me?
796
00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:48,170
No. No.
797
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,710
Hey, y'all. What's up!
798
00:39:59,870 --> 00:40:02,850
All right. That's pretty
much the layout.
799
00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:04,980
All we need is 500 people
to make our money.
800
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,200
Sly, you can keep count?
801
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,720
Shit, back when
I was locked up,
802
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,900
keeping count
was my favorite pastime.
803
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,780
Most important thing, we need to
guard the trophy room at all times.
804
00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:15,160
Any other questions?
805
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,640
Don't trip. We got your back.
806
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,840
I talked to them.
807
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:20,260
We ain't takin'
no shit tonight.
808
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,420
All right.
809
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,350
Y'all heard the man.
810
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:25,350
Shit gotta run smooth tonight.
811
00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:28,700
So, niggas better be locked and
loaded, ready to hold shit down.
812
00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:37,710
I didn't hear that. Fuck, man.
813
00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:40,970
Anything else? Bathroom...
814
00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:43,190
Damon is in the house.
815
00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:44,840
Damon is in the house.
816
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,540
Damon is in the house.
817
00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:52,460
LA's number one
party host has arrived.
818
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,940
Was that LeBron's suit
from yesterday?
819
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:57,730
How the fuck is this your size?
820
00:40:57,930 --> 00:41:00,510
Man, bro, chill, I got a
tailor for the party, man.
821
00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:01,820
Are you serious?
822
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:03,460
Man, he ain't gonna
notice this shit.
823
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,640
He got a grip of these.
824
00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:06,600
Hold that thought.
825
00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:14,140
What's that?
826
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,880
Man, there was so much
extra suit...
827
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,840
I had him make you one, too.
828
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,840
Gotta look the part, superstar.
829
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,360
I had him use the inside
padding for yours.
830
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,880
Yin and yang.
831
00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:28,540
Yin and yang.
832
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,150
Go ahead,
put that shit on, dawg.
833
00:41:30,350 --> 00:41:32,196
- Yeah, this shit actually clean, though.
- Mm-hmm.
834
00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,420
How you know my size?
835
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,190
I measured you one time
when you asleep.
836
00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:38,600
Tonight gonna be crazy.
837
00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:39,900
Gonna make some money.
838
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,820
Send my goddaughter to school.
839
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:43,900
Stay out of trouble. Feel me?
840
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,460
Might even fall in love.
841
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:49,600
Shit.
842
00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:52,650
Man, let me fix
my chains real quick.
843
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:54,440
Know what I'm saying?
844
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,700
I know you're all thinking
they're VVs, but they're not.
845
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,270
I got this shit
from the Slauson.
846
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,230
- Busted!
- Shut up.
847
00:42:02,430 --> 00:42:03,430
How this look?
848
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,270
Damn, that boy clean, man!
849
00:42:05,470 --> 00:42:07,540
Yes, sir! Talk to 'em, Kev!
850
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:09,626
- All right, look, seriously, though...
- Mm-hmm.
851
00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,110
Keep your eyes
on the prize tonight.
852
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:12,760
Let everybody else
have a fun time.
853
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:14,280
Tonight is about making money.
854
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,760
That's it.
855
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,460
Yeah. That, and throwin'
a dope enough party
856
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:21,330
to set us up to be the biggest
promoters in the city.
857
00:42:21,530 --> 00:42:24,120
In the city... Man!
858
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,380
Are you ready
to make history, homie?
859
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,330
- Hell, yeah.
- Gimme some.
860
00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:36,000
This is crazy.
861
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,436
LeBron is the size
of two normal humans.
862
00:42:37,460 --> 00:42:39,080
Bro. Three.
863
00:42:44,780 --> 00:42:46,970
There was still
some extra suit.
864
00:42:47,170 --> 00:42:49,140
Had to make one
for my goddaughter Destiny.
865
00:42:49,870 --> 00:42:50,960
Here you go.
866
00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:55,150
Keep that shit
in the family, dawg.
867
00:42:55,350 --> 00:42:56,660
I'mma go check on this party.
868
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,120
This nigga different.
869
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:12,170
Baby.
870
00:43:12,370 --> 00:43:15,780
What took you
so long? Been waiting.
871
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:17,650
- Yeah, y'all good.
- No, they good. Yeah.
872
00:43:17,850 --> 00:43:20,920
Stop. Turn around.
Empty your pockets, lil' homie.
873
00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:22,630
- Want me to take your picture?
- Yeah.
874
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,220
Welcome, everybody.
875
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,446
Glad to have y'all. Make sure
you have a good time, all right?
876
00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:31,230
I see you, Black man.
Yes, sir. Do your thing, king.
877
00:43:32,820 --> 00:43:34,800
Damon! Oh, my God.
878
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,150
What's up, Shawna?
879
00:43:36,350 --> 00:43:38,930
Yo! You really
doin' your shit, man.
880
00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,890
Look at you. This is so nice!
881
00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:42,370
I am so proud of you.
882
00:43:42,570 --> 00:43:44,500
I appreciate you, Shawna.
For real, for real.
883
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,980
Go get yourself a drink
and turn up, all right?
884
00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:48,810
- Say less!
- You looking good too, girl.
885
00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:51,640
Come on, y'all.
Stop all that hood rat shit.
886
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,860
Hey, Daryl, you made it
out of the office!
887
00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:55,060
How you doin' boy?
888
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,690
Man, this is big time.
889
00:43:56,890 --> 00:43:58,390
Where did you find this?
890
00:43:58,590 --> 00:44:00,566
Man, this probably the nicest
house I've ever seen.
891
00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:02,030
I know, right?
But I see you, player.
892
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,480
I'm just trying to be like you.
893
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,480
No way, man, I need
to keep up with you now.
894
00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:11,010
Welcome to
Off the Grid Part 2, people.
895
00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:14,450
The party that never happened
this time or the last.
896
00:44:14,650 --> 00:44:15,650
What's up, yo?
897
00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:17,450
Thank you all for coming.
898
00:44:17,650 --> 00:44:19,400
I'll send that beat pack
in the morning.
899
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:22,500
All right, Sly, you good?
900
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,110
Shit, yeah. Copacetic.
901
00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:27,460
Like 200 people
came through so far.
902
00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:29,030
Already made a grip.
903
00:44:29,230 --> 00:44:30,810
Cool. So,
how's the line moving?
904
00:44:31,010 --> 00:44:32,810
Line's still thick
like an IG chick.
905
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:34,030
Keepin' it pushing.
906
00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:35,380
That's bullshit!
907
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:36,776
He been holding
the line all night.
908
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,950
I been here two hours.
909
00:44:38,150 --> 00:44:39,300
I told you.
910
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:40,866
If you don't like it,
you can leave.
911
00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:43,390
Hey, fuck you, doorman!
912
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,830
Sly, what the fuck, bro?
913
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:54,100
You can't do that.
He gonna call the cops.
914
00:44:54,290 --> 00:44:55,570
It's cool.
915
00:44:55,770 --> 00:44:57,660
I'm not calling the cops.
916
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,400
I'm going home to get my gun.
917
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,970
I'm gonna come back,
and shoot everybody!
918
00:45:03,610 --> 00:45:05,320
Sly?
919
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,280
I heard him say
he live in the IE.
920
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,150
No way he getting there
and back in time to kill nobody.
921
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,800
Next.
922
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,430
Yo, man. Cudi, bro.
923
00:45:29,630 --> 00:45:31,050
Hey, man. Thank you, bro.
924
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,610
Thank you, man. For real, bro.
925
00:45:32,810 --> 00:45:34,570
I'm like a big fan, bro.
926
00:45:34,770 --> 00:45:37,010
I've been fuckin' with your
music since Man on the Moon.
927
00:45:37,210 --> 00:45:38,620
Appreciate it.
928
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,836
Yeah, but I'm not talkin'
about "Day 'n' Nite" shit,
929
00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:43,140
I'm talkin' about,
like the whole album, bro.
930
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,880
My shit, what's my shit?
931
00:45:46,050 --> 00:45:47,890
I mean, you know the shit.
932
00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:49,250
Man, you sang that shit, man.
933
00:45:49,310 --> 00:45:50,670
Pursuit... Pursuit...
934
00:45:50,870 --> 00:45:53,980
"Pursuit of Happiness," bro.
That's my shit.
935
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,770
- You go crazy, man.
- That's your shit?
936
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,110
That shit get me in my
feelings every time, bro.
937
00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:01,900
Hey, by the way. I'm Damon.
938
00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:03,580
I'm the nigga
running this whole shit.
939
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,820
This is me.
I did this. For LeBron.
940
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,510
- Word. That's what's up.
- Mmm-hmm.
941
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,300
- Where he at?
- Huh?
942
00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:13,960
I had a special poem
I needed to share with him.
943
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,000
Oh, shit.
944
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,530
Like some exclusive
new verse type shit?
945
00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:20,360
No, nigga.
946
00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:23,100
A poem. For him only.
947
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:25,320
That's... Okay. Right.
948
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,520
It's cool, man.
949
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,060
- Shit's on fire.
- Yeah.
950
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,100
Uh. Well,
he'll be around later.
951
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:34,930
So, you can just enjoy yourself,
man, enjoy the party, bro. Yeah.
952
00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:37,810
I don't know.
953
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:39,450
I never really go to parties.
954
00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,190
Too much laughing.
955
00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:47,640
Yeah, bro. I'mma go...
956
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:49,430
I'mma go check on everybody.
957
00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:50,690
I'm gonna go... Yeah.
958
00:46:50,890 --> 00:46:52,420
So... yeah. You can just...
959
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,750
Hey, Cudi, man, you can just
stay right there, bro.
960
00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:08,230
Yeah. There's a lot
of laughing out there.
961
00:47:08,430 --> 00:47:09,620
A lot going on, man.
962
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:11,100
So, just, yeah.
963
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,580
You good, man.
964
00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:14,970
That's my shit, man!
965
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:19,460
Okay, girl. Okay, girl.
966
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:21,590
Okay, girl. Oh... Listen...
967
00:47:21,790 --> 00:47:26,380
Oh, my goodness, you are the
first real Black superhero, man!
968
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,120
You are the Black Power Ranger!
969
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,600
Thank you, I appreciate that.
970
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,510
- Here we go.
- Come on. It's Morphin' time!
971
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,740
Don't hurt nobody
doin' all that karate shit.
972
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,220
- Go on, now!
- We'll see.
973
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,260
- Can we get one?
- Naw, bro.
974
00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:43,120
tryin' to get these bitches.
975
00:47:45,810 --> 00:47:47,400
- Guess who I just saw?
- Mya?
976
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,010
No. Nick Cannon
coming out of the bathroom.
977
00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:52,390
How many people did you call?
978
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,320
Damn, you invited Quan?
979
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,280
Yeah. You gotta watch his ass.
980
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,760
Man, you worried
about the wrong things, Kev.
981
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:02,960
It's a party.
982
00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:05,200
Shit crackin', bro.
983
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,160
Look, we did this, all right?
984
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,250
- Man, so just relax.
- Have a good... - DJ!
985
00:48:09,450 --> 00:48:11,250
Hey, man, hold that thought.
986
00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:13,020
Why you ain't got
nothing to drink?
987
00:48:14,630 --> 00:48:16,720
Nope. Gotta keep him fresh.
988
00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:32,790
Hey!
989
00:48:32,990 --> 00:48:34,310
- Hey.
- Hey.
990
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,880
Damn. My... I'm sorry.
991
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,280
I mean, you look amazing.
992
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,800
- Thank you. Not too much?
- No... You look different.
993
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,890
- Like, good different.
- Oh, good.
994
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:49,940
Oh. This your shit!
995
00:48:50,140 --> 00:48:51,140
It's my shit, too.
996
00:48:51,230 --> 00:48:52,430
I need to loosen up and dance.
997
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:54,206
- Come on, dance with me.
- Yeah. Go ahead.
998
00:48:54,230 --> 00:48:56,390
- Come on, dance with me.
- No. I'm not ready to dance.
999
00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:58,120
No, they dancin',
right in here.
1000
00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,820
I just got down here,
Kevin, please.
1001
00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:01,170
Oh, come on.
1002
00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:03,000
You gotta dance, girl.
1003
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,440
Yeah, everybody dance.
Let's go.
1004
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,870
Put 'em up!
1005
00:49:06,070 --> 00:49:07,740
- Okay, come on.
- This is embarrassing.
1006
00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:10,960
It's all right. Just like them
ballet recitals, you remember?
1007
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,160
You remember that?
1008
00:49:12,290 --> 00:49:13,790
We're gonna twirl like this.
1009
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,800
- Okay, that's enough.
- Wait.
1010
00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:21,670
Kevin!
1011
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,070
Whatever.
1012
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,380
- Okay.
- What's going on over here?
1013
00:49:35,580 --> 00:49:36,810
Tina she?
1014
00:49:37,010 --> 00:49:37,770
Hey.
1015
00:49:37,970 --> 00:49:39,250
Yeah. Let's fuck it up.
1016
00:49:39,450 --> 00:49:41,990
Just follow my lead.
We got this.
1017
00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:44,120
Oh, shit!
1018
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,036
Damon Tha Don and Kevin
goin' crazy on the dance floor.
1019
00:49:46,060 --> 00:49:47,390
G5, Kev. Let's go.
1020
00:49:47,590 --> 00:49:48,950
All right, you ready?
1021
00:49:49,150 --> 00:49:50,430
Do what I do.
1022
00:49:50,630 --> 00:49:51,630
Let's go!
1023
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,010
- Let's do what we do. Yup.
- All right.
1024
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,230
Whatever! Whatever!
1025
00:50:16,490 --> 00:50:18,330
Old school.
1026
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,740
Hey, Venus, I... Okay.
1027
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:43,090
Oh, my goodness.
1028
00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:48,410
You're coming with me.
1029
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:51,670
Wait, wait! Venus, wait!
1030
00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,980
Hey, you live, boy.
You living right now.
1031
00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:55,540
I don't know. Wait.
1032
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:57,240
All right, we gotta
stay focused.
1033
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,200
No, man. Fuck that,
it's a party. Turn up.
1034
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,720
This is crazy!
1035
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,290
Hey...
1036
00:51:04,490 --> 00:51:06,450
- We definitely won that.
- Oh, absolutely ate it.
1037
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,220
You're amazing.
You're an amazing dancer.
1038
00:51:08,410 --> 00:51:09,560
Thank you.
1039
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,036
I'm looking for some
backup dancers.
1040
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,520
Maybe you want to audition?
1041
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,870
For the road?
1042
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,910
- Yes. Yes!
- You'd be great.
1043
00:51:16,110 --> 00:51:18,350
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
- Hit me up. DM me.
1044
00:51:18,550 --> 00:51:19,920
- I will! Bye, girl!
- Bye!
1045
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,660
Thank you!
1046
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,320
Come on, man.
1047
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,500
Damn, they know me
up in here.
1048
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,200
Man, what the fuck?
1049
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:44,590
What the fuck?
1050
00:51:58,890 --> 00:52:01,130
Get the fuck outta here.
1051
00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:03,650
- This shit is weak.
- Man.
1052
00:52:03,850 --> 00:52:05,130
Mansion party's still going on.
1053
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,400
Mansion party?
1054
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,270
Yeah, this dude from Instagram.
1055
00:52:08,470 --> 00:52:10,230
That @DamonThaDon81?
1056
00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:12,530
I just got the addy.
1057
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:13,880
Oh, let's go! That's...
1058
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,880
Hey, hey. Send me that addy.
1059
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,560
I'm supposed to meet
my homeboy there.
1060
00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,840
What, I look like sending
you an address to a...
1061
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,800
How 'bout you
send him the address,
1062
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,020
or I shave your eyebrows
with a lawn mower.
1063
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:25,590
He... he got the address.
1064
00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:27,330
Let me see that.
Shut the fuck up.
1065
00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:28,930
Hate light-skinned niggas.
1066
00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:31,150
Thank you.
1067
00:52:32,630 --> 00:52:34,470
- Hey, wait...
- You just got bullied, bro.
1068
00:52:34,670 --> 00:52:36,510
I ain't tryin' to die, bro.
1069
00:52:36,710 --> 00:52:39,260
God damn.
1070
00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:42,120
How hard it is to find some
rum 'round this motherfucker?
1071
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,080
What the fuck?
1072
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,050
What is that?
1073
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,520
This nigga got a house
behind the house.
1074
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,580
Gotta be a drink
in here somewhere.
1075
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,970
Excuse me. Am I missing
something, brother?
1076
00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:00,930
What the hell goin' on in here?
1077
00:53:01,130 --> 00:53:02,710
You missin' out on
this high-octane.
1078
00:53:02,910 --> 00:53:03,910
We getting zooted.
1079
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,460
This shit'll change your life.
1080
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,850
Man, you need
to hit this shit, okay?
1081
00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:10,160
I just came up with this
fire-ass movie idea.
1082
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,240
It's Roots, backwards.
1083
00:53:13,450 --> 00:53:15,810
- Stoor?
- We go to Europe,
1084
00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:19,770
capture these motherfuckers, we plant
a bunch of shit, they have to pick it.
1085
00:53:19,970 --> 00:53:21,730
And it's just,
like... It's all flipped.
1086
00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:23,690
I get Bobby Brown
to do the whole soundtrack.
1087
00:53:24,730 --> 00:53:26,030
All right? Stay tuned.
1088
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:29,440
You might want
to hit that, though.
1089
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:45,920
You good?
1090
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,190
Shit, we done
fucked up the koala.
1091
00:53:59,710 --> 00:54:05,730
Damn! Look at all these...
people! Damn!
1092
00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:08,340
Can't believe we spent
$300 to get in here.
1093
00:54:08,540 --> 00:54:09,950
Man, fuck this shit.
1094
00:54:10,900 --> 00:54:13,820
Damn. This is nice.
1095
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,650
But this is ugly.
1096
00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,790
Psst!
1097
00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:21,990
Vic.
1098
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:24,700
Vic.
1099
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:26,750
Victor!
1100
00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:28,020
Yes, Jesus?
1101
00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:29,840
Psst! Come here, man.
1102
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,790
The hell wrong with you, man?
1103
00:54:33,710 --> 00:54:34,500
Yo, I gotta piss.
1104
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,710
Watch my post.
1105
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,110
Nigga, why are you so high?
1106
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,020
Why you look like G.I. Joe?
1107
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:48,510
Didn't give me
no gun or nothing.
1108
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,130
Hey, my man.
You gotta sit down.
1109
00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:54,960
That's for sitting,
not dancing.
1110
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,180
That's not a cup, bro!
1111
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:58,380
My bad.
1112
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,620
- Bro. Come on, now.
- No, no. Stop. Get off me.
1113
00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:05,040
We having fun, man. Come on.
1114
00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:07,450
This shit getting out of hand.
1115
00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:08,960
Where the fuck is Damon?
1116
00:55:13,270 --> 00:55:14,440
Damon?
1117
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,850
Damn.
1118
00:55:23,050 --> 00:55:24,050
What the fuck, D?
1119
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:28,256
Yo, you cock-blockin' like
a motherfucker right now, dawg.
1120
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,510
Cock-blockin'?
1121
00:55:29,710 --> 00:55:31,390
Nigga, you got these hos
in here, stealing.
1122
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:33,380
Have you seen how
out-of-control this party is?
1123
00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:35,260
What, like in
a "go viral" type way?
1124
00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,780
Man, look at all this money
we done made, bro.
1125
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:39,260
Destiny is good.
1126
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:41,570
The last thing
we want to do is go viral.
1127
00:55:41,770 --> 00:55:43,830
Remember, we gotta pay
to clean all this shit up.
1128
00:55:44,030 --> 00:55:46,570
- The house is fucked up!
- Hey, man. Bro, chill.
1129
00:55:46,770 --> 00:55:48,440
Nigga, it's a party, bro.
1130
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:49,640
Shit is lit.
1131
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,230
We been going crazy on IG, too.
1132
00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:54,430
Check the feeds.
1133
00:55:55,050 --> 00:55:56,500
What is you doing?
1134
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,720
We're about to get shut
the fuck down.
1135
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,500
We gotta pay for shit.
1136
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,300
We ain't even made
the money we need yet!
1137
00:56:03,790 --> 00:56:05,370
Bro, I'm deleting
all this shit.
1138
00:56:05,570 --> 00:56:08,510
- It's way too much.
- Chill. All right? Relax.
1139
00:56:08,710 --> 00:56:10,330
They're gonna trace
the party back to us.
1140
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,420
I'm done after this.
1141
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:14,250
All right, look, man.
We just...
1142
00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:17,210
When summer come around,
we just go hard on the promotion,
1143
00:56:17,410 --> 00:56:18,740
switch up the strategy...
1144
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:21,130
I don't think you heard me,
I'm done, bro.
1145
00:56:21,330 --> 00:56:23,220
I'm making the money
I need and I'm out.
1146
00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:24,960
Damn, man. Bro.
1147
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,790
What the fuck, man? Wait, bro.
1148
00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:30,310
Why is everything always
about you, bro, huh?
1149
00:56:30,510 --> 00:56:31,870
You ever thought
about what I'll do
1150
00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:33,920
after you dip on me
to take that IT job?
1151
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,490
You're selfish as fuck, bro.
1152
00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:37,280
- I'm selfish?
- Hell, yeah.
1153
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,630
Everything you do is fucked up.
1154
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:41,150
Everything has been your fault.
1155
00:56:41,350 --> 00:56:43,110
Yeah, this bangin'-ass
party I threw
1156
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,150
to get you money
for your daughter is my fault?
1157
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:47,760
Yes! We wouldn't even
be in this position
1158
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,760
if you hadn't got us
kicked off the other one.
1159
00:56:50,110 --> 00:56:51,990
I got a life, bro.
1160
00:56:52,190 --> 00:56:53,420
I got real responsibilities.
1161
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:55,340
I have a daughter.
You wouldn't understand.
1162
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:57,780
You acting like I ain't had
your back since day one, bro.
1163
00:56:57,930 --> 00:57:01,170
Destiny is my goddaughter,
and I take that shit very serious.
1164
00:57:01,370 --> 00:57:03,870
I keep putting you
in a position to win, nigga!
1165
00:57:04,070 --> 00:57:07,130
And all that shit you done
blame me for, bro...
1166
00:57:07,330 --> 00:57:09,390
I ain't force you to do
none of that.
1167
00:57:09,590 --> 00:57:11,480
You gotta take
responsibility for that.
1168
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,080
And Destiny is not
your goddaughter.
1169
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:14,490
So, stop sayin' that.
1170
00:57:14,690 --> 00:57:16,056
You think if something
happened to me
1171
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,190
I'd put my child's life
in your hands?
1172
00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:20,140
I mean, you're irresponsible
as fuck.
1173
00:57:22,490 --> 00:57:24,320
Umm.
1174
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:25,530
Can I have my shirt?
1175
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:35,190
Rude.
1176
00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:41,460
Yeah. I know you see
that big ol' booty.
1177
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:43,590
That's because of me, nigga.
1178
00:57:46,340 --> 00:57:47,770
Ain't no pleasing you, man.
1179
00:57:50,730 --> 00:57:52,120
I stay lookin' out for you.
1180
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:54,500
But who lookin' out for Damon?
1181
00:57:54,550 --> 00:57:56,920
Damon is lookin' out for Damon.
1182
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,520
Why else would you be up here
while this party goin' to shit?
1183
00:58:00,570 --> 00:58:01,840
It's like you get me
out of shit
1184
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,480
just to get me
into even bigger shit.
1185
00:58:07,140 --> 00:58:08,310
Is that Daisy's chain?
1186
00:58:11,050 --> 00:58:12,320
So, you did take that shit?
1187
00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:17,410
I gotta go clean up your mess.
1188
00:58:24,770 --> 00:58:25,890
You could tell he was broke?
1189
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:26,780
I could tell.
1190
00:58:26,980 --> 00:58:27,980
It was the corduroy?
1191
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:30,350
I see something.
1192
00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,560
You see what?
1193
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:35,950
Kamika! Girl...
1194
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:38,870
He look broke, too.
1195
00:58:50,310 --> 00:58:51,890
Oh, Kevin, Kevin!
1196
00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:53,320
You know what's crazy?
1197
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:54,940
Excuse me.
1198
00:58:55,130 --> 00:58:56,680
I'm actually
having a good time.
1199
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,940
I'm a little tipsy.
1200
00:58:58,140 --> 00:58:59,980
But I'm having a good time.
1201
00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:01,420
Are you all right? What's good?
1202
00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:02,800
No, this party's going to shit.
1203
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:04,460
Are you serious?
1204
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:06,020
Everything's fine, Kevin.
1205
00:59:07,030 --> 00:59:08,030
Look at it. People are...
1206
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:10,080
White girl on a table.
1207
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,340
Damon has fucked up
everything, as usual.
1208
00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,460
I know the neighbors
done called the cops by now.
1209
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,526
I need to go outside
and check it.
1210
00:59:15,550 --> 00:59:17,130
No, don't... Look.
1211
00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:20,130
Is Damon an idiot? Sure.
1212
00:59:20,330 --> 00:59:21,530
Hell, yes, actually.
1213
00:59:21,730 --> 00:59:23,570
But you knew that.
1214
00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:26,310
So, some of this
is on you, right?
1215
00:59:28,050 --> 00:59:31,800
But it's okay, because...
because you got this, okay?
1216
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,360
We got this, okay?
1217
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,680
We're gonna figure this out.
1218
00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:39,020
Relax. Remember?
1219
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,420
Oh, Vic, you all right?
1220
00:59:45,620 --> 00:59:49,690
See, it's five minutes ago, and I
was in a room with a koala and shit.
1221
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,650
And now it's 45 minutes in the
future, and now I'm eating waffles.
1222
00:59:53,850 --> 00:59:55,600
- What?
- He hit the blunt.
1223
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,480
He thinks he's time traveling.
1224
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,090
DJ, you need to get your ass
back in that booth, man.
1225
01:00:02,290 --> 01:00:04,000
That booth is a prison.
1226
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,260
And I will not be jailed
in your timeline, okay?
1227
01:00:08,090 --> 01:00:09,260
1976...
1228
01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:11,910
Weirdo.
1229
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,350
Where Damon at, man?
1230
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,330
Weak-ass art.
1231
01:00:22,530 --> 01:00:24,500
Oh, she got some titties.
1232
01:00:27,190 --> 01:00:28,190
Yo, Damon!
1233
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,810
Damon!
1234
01:00:30,010 --> 01:00:31,860
Where you at, you little bitch?
1235
01:00:49,870 --> 01:00:51,970
This crazy.
1236
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,050
What the fuck is this?
1237
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:58,180
Cocaina.
1238
01:01:06,270 --> 01:01:07,270
Fine with me.
1239
01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:13,800
They throwing a party
at LeBron James's house?
1240
01:01:18,030 --> 01:01:19,340
- Do you see this?
- I see that.
1241
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:20,860
That's Cleveland right there.
1242
01:01:21,060 --> 01:01:22,950
- Open this up. Open this up.
- I get that side.
1243
01:01:23,150 --> 01:01:24,350
Do the math.
You get that side.
1244
01:01:24,460 --> 01:01:25,910
There's gotta
be a lock.
1245
01:01:26,110 --> 01:01:27,550
No, no. It's on the
top. The angle...
1246
01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:30,950
Works every time.
1247
01:01:38,180 --> 01:01:39,930
What y'all think this worth?
1248
01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:43,450
Well, shit, way more
than what we got right now.
1249
01:01:43,650 --> 01:01:45,800
Come on, y'all, we can't
steal from the GOAT, James.
1250
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,540
You know what I'm saying?
That's crazy.
1251
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:49,330
What, you a Laker fan?
1252
01:01:49,530 --> 01:01:51,490
Hell no, nigga,
I'm a gymnastics fan.
1253
01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:53,850
Well, we in business, then.
1254
01:01:54,050 --> 01:01:55,050
Let's go.
1255
01:01:59,370 --> 01:02:00,380
You can do this.
1256
01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:01,580
You can do this.
1257
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,390
Man, what the fuck?
1258
01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:09,480
Man, put on some
Migos or something.
1259
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,310
It's 1998, bro.
1260
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:13,520
The Migos don't exist yet.
1261
01:02:15,770 --> 01:02:17,220
Hey. Come on, now. Wait up.
1262
01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:18,880
I was just... Come on, we can...
1263
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,520
We can go back. Hey. Hey.
1264
01:02:26,530 --> 01:02:28,630
What's up now, fuck boy?
1265
01:02:28,830 --> 01:02:31,460
We gonna beat your fucking ass!
1266
01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:35,630
Open the door!
Hey, open the door.
1267
01:02:35,830 --> 01:02:37,550
No. You got too much
drama for us.
1268
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,070
Open the door!
Open the fuckin... No!
1269
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,470
Oh, no!
1270
01:02:42,670 --> 01:02:44,380
- What's up, yo? Yeah, come on.
- Get up!
1271
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:48,860
Go, go.
1272
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,200
Hold him up.
1273
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:57,180
I been waiting all day
for this shit, nigga.
1274
01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:58,480
You know what I'mma do?
1275
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,220
I'm gonna tie you
to a table, right?
1276
01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:02,750
I'm gonna cut a whole bunch
of holes in you.
1277
01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:05,750
And then very slowly,
and carefully,
1278
01:03:05,950 --> 01:03:09,150
I'm gonna pull your organs out
with tweezers, nigga.
1279
01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:12,020
- Like Operation?
- Exactly like Operation.
1280
01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:13,710
It's my favorite game,
you know why?
1281
01:03:14,620 --> 01:03:16,150
Requires concentration.
1282
01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:18,070
First you go steal
Daisy's chain.
1283
01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:19,590
And then you gonna
steal my crowd?
1284
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:21,770
First of all, it was my crowd.
1285
01:03:21,970 --> 01:03:23,460
All right?
1286
01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:25,296
Y'all niggas shouldn't
even kicked us off the party.
1287
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,690
Now we kicking your ass
outside your party.
1288
01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:31,070
Hold up. Hold up. Hold up.
What... what is this?
1289
01:03:34,110 --> 01:03:36,230
- Hey, bro. I'm sorry, all right? All...
- Go to work.
1290
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,396
- You all right?
- Are you okay?
1291
01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:46,700
- Wait!
- The fuck is that?
1292
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:48,050
What was that?
1293
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,930
Whoa! Oh, hell no!
1294
01:03:51,130 --> 01:03:52,280
Who got the keys?
1295
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,480
Chupacabra!
1296
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:54,580
Y'all hurry up!
1297
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,240
Damn.
1298
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:05,460
I'm sorry I called you
a fucked-up monkey before.
1299
01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:07,770
- You really saved me...
- Get off!
1300
01:04:07,970 --> 01:04:09,860
Somebody help! She's
fucking trying to kill me!
1301
01:04:12,850 --> 01:04:14,250
Here, koala, koala.
1302
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:17,340
Come here. Come here, girl.
1303
01:04:20,470 --> 01:04:22,910
Hi, buddy.
1304
01:04:23,110 --> 01:04:24,780
Aren't you so cute!
1305
01:04:26,610 --> 01:04:27,610
Let you go.
1306
01:04:33,390 --> 01:04:34,440
Are you okay?
1307
01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:40,190
Yeah...
1308
01:04:40,390 --> 01:04:41,850
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
1309
01:04:42,050 --> 01:04:43,590
Damon, right?
1310
01:04:43,790 --> 01:04:46,970
It's Damon, like the French...
the French way?
1311
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:49,850
Well, I'm Mya.
1312
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:52,760
Yeah, I know who you are.
1313
01:04:53,810 --> 01:04:54,950
But how do you know my name?
1314
01:04:55,150 --> 01:04:56,250
Oh, your e-mail.
1315
01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:58,200
You said you'd be
wearing a flower.
1316
01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:02,390
So, you got my letter, huh?
1317
01:05:02,590 --> 01:05:03,610
Yeah, uh...
1318
01:05:05,330 --> 01:05:08,790
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic...
1319
01:05:08,990 --> 01:05:10,470
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.
1320
01:05:12,690 --> 01:05:13,790
What's wrong with you, bro?
1321
01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:15,310
You had one job.
Play the music.
1322
01:05:18,530 --> 01:05:20,880
To create
a quantum computer...
1323
01:05:22,490 --> 01:05:25,190
- Vic!
- Quantum computer...
1324
01:05:25,390 --> 01:05:26,940
Man, this shit
getting fucked up.
1325
01:05:27,130 --> 01:05:29,370
- Vic, turn the music back on.
- Quantum computer...
1326
01:05:29,570 --> 01:05:31,850
- Music is bad, man.
- Quantum com...
1327
01:05:32,050 --> 01:05:35,600
Music is just waves...
that are fuckin' our ears.
1328
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,950
We ain't made our money yet.
1329
01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,206
We gotta keep the party going.
1330
01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:39,680
Plug it back up. Come on.
1331
01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:44,346
- Vic, what's...
- 'Scuse me, brother.
1332
01:05:44,370 --> 01:05:46,030
- What's wrong with you?
- Back up.
1333
01:05:47,290 --> 01:05:49,470
Vic. Vic! Vic!
1334
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,050
Just... Sorry about that, folks.
1335
01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,750
We'll be up and running
in a second.
1336
01:06:00,950 --> 01:06:03,490
2 Chainz! We got 2 Chainz
in this motherfucker!
1337
01:06:03,690 --> 01:06:04,970
Yo, my nigga, yeah!
1338
01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:07,580
Come up here
and perform a couple songs.
1339
01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:10,270
Nigga, I am not 2 Chainz.
1340
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,550
Shit weak, bro.
1341
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:15,330
Man, fuck this ol' bullshit
weak-ass party.
1342
01:06:15,530 --> 01:06:16,810
Know what I'm saying?
1343
01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:18,426
I hit him with a karate chop
on his neck.
1344
01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:19,986
I was, like, pow,
you know what I'm saying?
1345
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,340
Oh, my God, Damon,
you are so crazy.
1346
01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:24,850
Well, you know I done
forgot my pills, so, you know.
1347
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,900
Off the hook.
1348
01:06:32,690 --> 01:06:34,210
Sounds pretty bad in there.
1349
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:37,350
You want to get out of here?
1350
01:06:37,550 --> 01:06:39,660
We could grab
a drink some place.
1351
01:06:39,860 --> 01:06:41,180
Everybody just calm down.
1352
01:06:41,380 --> 01:06:42,920
We gonna figure this out.
1353
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:44,710
Come on, man.
Don't break stuff.
1354
01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:45,910
Shit.
1355
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,540
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but that's my friend.
1356
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:53,980
He dyin' in there.
1357
01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:56,110
You know, I just
can't leave him like that.
1358
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,980
You look great, by the way.
1359
01:07:04,850 --> 01:07:07,160
What the fuck, DJ?
This ain't juice.
1360
01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,690
All right, everybody,
calm down, calm down.
1361
01:07:11,890 --> 01:07:12,890
All right?
1362
01:07:16,690 --> 01:07:18,920
- Damon, what you doing?
- Turn me up.
1363
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:25,400
For real, man. Check my
boy, Kev, on the beat one time.
1364
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,230
His shit goin' crazy.
All right?
1365
01:07:28,430 --> 01:07:30,150
Why is this bro playing
beats at a party?
1366
01:07:30,340 --> 01:07:32,020
Seriously, thank y'all
for coming out.
1367
01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:34,450
- Appreciate y'all so much.
- I actually fuck with it.
1368
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,190
So, I got some news
about the Migos.
1369
01:07:37,930 --> 01:07:40,320
Yeah... them niggas not coming.
1370
01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:42,810
But, fuck all that. All right?
1371
01:07:43,010 --> 01:07:45,380
We got stars galore,
we got sexy-ass ladies.
1372
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:47,510
Y'all still trying
to have a good time, right?
1373
01:07:47,710 --> 01:07:49,900
I said, y'all trying to have
a good time, right?
1374
01:07:50,100 --> 01:07:52,080
Yeah!
1375
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,436
All right. I wanna shout out the
King, for making this shit happen.
1376
01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:57,100
And I wanna shout out you sexy
motherfuckin' ladies out there, man.
1377
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,340
Damn, y'all look good.
1378
01:07:59,770 --> 01:08:01,170
- Yo, I got this.
- All right, cool.
1379
01:08:04,860 --> 01:08:06,130
Yeah,
y'all feeing that, huh?
1380
01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:15,630
Cash Money Records taking over
for the '99 and 2000.
1381
01:08:17,830 --> 01:08:20,060
This is what you want! Yeah!
1382
01:08:20,260 --> 01:08:22,840
Get out the way,
this my shit!
1383
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:28,730
Where you going?
1384
01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:30,166
Come on, coach,
"Back that azz up."
1385
01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,950
Man, I only got
one job tonight.
1386
01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:34,600
And that is to keep you
healthy and safe.
1387
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:36,910
- My goodness...
- Season starts in weeks.
1388
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:38,250
- Come on...
- Odell...
1389
01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:40,940
You agreed.
1390
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,260
Odell!
1391
01:08:48,210 --> 01:08:51,010
Now, you know he dead.
1392
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,540
Juvie, I love you!
1393
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:06,110
Answer my DMs! Answer my DMs!
1394
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:14,340
I wanna send a special
shout-out to my niece, Venus,
1395
01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:16,900
for bringin' me down here
and making this shit possible.
1396
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,690
Look, man,
y'all put them hands back up.
1397
01:09:18,890 --> 01:09:20,600
We in the King's mansion.
1398
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:34,230
You got Juvenile to perform
last minute? How?
1399
01:09:34,430 --> 01:09:37,570
That's my uncle from New
Orleans I was telling you about.
1400
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,360
Wait, Juvenile's your uncle?
1401
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:45,020
Wait, wait. How come
you never said anything?
1402
01:09:45,220 --> 01:09:46,370
I don't know.
1403
01:09:46,570 --> 01:09:49,330
He's just my Uncle Terry
that I never see.
1404
01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:52,150
He just happened to be in town
for my sister's graduation.
1405
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,330
Venus, I...
1406
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:57,810
I can't thank you enough.
1407
01:09:58,010 --> 01:09:59,126
Hey, man!
Give it up for Juvie...
1408
01:09:59,150 --> 01:10:02,600
We're in this together. Okay?
1409
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,260
- Oh, hey. Kenton, right?
- Oh, my...
1410
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:06,566
I don't know
what's going on here, pal,
1411
01:10:06,590 --> 01:10:08,870
but the party is over. O-V-E-R.
1412
01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:12,790
I found my sweet little Marley
here higher than a giraffe's vagina,
1413
01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:14,480
and I found this in her pouch.
1414
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,220
Drugs! Gummy drugs!
1415
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:17,620
Crack, probably.
1416
01:10:17,820 --> 01:10:19,186
Makes me sick.
I'm calling the police.
1417
01:10:19,210 --> 01:10:20,530
- Peter...
- I'm calling the cops.
1418
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:21,966
- Hey.
- Hello. I'm glad you're here too.
1419
01:10:21,990 --> 01:10:23,276
The cops are gonna
come get you, too.
1420
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:24,860
- Peter...
- You're all going to prison.
1421
01:10:25,490 --> 01:10:28,320
Look at this cute-ass koala!
1422
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,150
- Well... Yeah.
- Aww.
1423
01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:32,240
Ooh. Let me take
a picture with it.
1424
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,766
- Well, she's on drugs, but...
- My followers gonna love this!
1425
01:10:34,790 --> 01:10:37,290
Yeah... Mika. Mika.
1426
01:10:37,490 --> 01:10:39,680
Peter is super-influential.
1427
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:43,730
I mean, he got a bunch of stuff you
could take pictures with back at his crib.
1428
01:10:43,930 --> 01:10:45,690
He's one of LeBron's
rich neighbors.
1429
01:10:45,890 --> 01:10:47,820
Yeah, I do... Yes. Yeah.
1430
01:10:48,020 --> 01:10:50,520
Well, I have a...
I have a private jet.
1431
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,650
- Is that right?
- That is right.
1432
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:54,930
- I would like to see it.
- I want to show it to you.
1433
01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:58,790
Hi. Marley. Hi, baby.
1434
01:10:58,990 --> 01:11:01,180
Damn. Shit.
That was close, bro.
1435
01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:03,750
- There you are. Hey.
- Oh, hey.
1436
01:11:03,950 --> 01:11:07,410
Oh, shit. Mya?
1437
01:11:07,610 --> 01:11:10,370
- This the friend that was getting booed?
- Mm-hmm.
1438
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,150
You know he came back
for you, right?
1439
01:11:12,350 --> 01:11:14,110
Instead of leaving with me.
1440
01:11:14,310 --> 01:11:15,840
You got a good one right here.
1441
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,510
Truce?
1442
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:29,160
Truce?
1443
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,260
Hey, yo.
1444
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:40,690
We got a big problem.
1445
01:11:41,430 --> 01:11:42,430
What the fuck!
1446
01:11:42,470 --> 01:11:44,140
Man, how'd this happen?
1447
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,880
I asked Vic to watch the door
to take a piss, but he bailed.
1448
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,270
Vic? That's the wrong person
you ask to watch anything!
1449
01:11:50,470 --> 01:11:52,350
- Oh, my bad.
- Yo, question.
1450
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,710
Was it the Miami ring?
1451
01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:57,630
'Cause he didn't deserve
that shit.
1452
01:11:57,830 --> 01:11:59,330
- No.
- You think this shit funny?
1453
01:11:59,530 --> 01:12:01,026
- Sorry.
- I could lose my daughter, bro.
1454
01:12:01,050 --> 01:12:02,290
Just trying
to lighten the mood.
1455
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,766
Sly, you got to keep
the door moving.
1456
01:12:03,790 --> 01:12:05,076
We need to make sure
we got enough
1457
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:06,460
to cover the damages
to the house.
1458
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:08,206
How the fuck we gonna
replace the ring, though?
1459
01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:09,690
Fuck!
1460
01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:11,730
Sly, I need you
to search everybody, all right?
1461
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,260
We gotta find that ring.
1462
01:12:14,450 --> 01:12:15,810
Didn't you have
more guys with you?
1463
01:12:15,890 --> 01:12:17,820
I had my cousin, Gavin.
1464
01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:19,220
But I ain't seen him in hours.
1465
01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:22,520
I've been wanting this all day.
1466
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,000
Thank you, brother. Yes, sir.
1467
01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:26,960
Damn, that's all you?
1468
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:30,710
Yes! These are my
Obama specials. Okay?
1469
01:12:30,910 --> 01:12:34,090
I voted for him... three times.
1470
01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:37,890
Yes we can. Yes we can.
1471
01:12:38,090 --> 01:12:40,320
- Everybody, hands!
- Let me see your hands.
1472
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,880
Everybody. Yo, hands.
1473
01:12:46,230 --> 01:12:48,330
Got it! Here it is.
1474
01:12:48,530 --> 01:12:50,730
- Yo, where'd you get this ring at?
- Man, I won it.
1475
01:12:50,930 --> 01:12:52,510
You win this ring, man?
Prove it!
1476
01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:54,950
Bro, I'm Tristan Thompson.
1477
01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:58,470
Oh. It is Tristan Thompson!
Yo, but your hand big!
1478
01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:01,780
God damn. I thought you had
elephantitis or some shit, man.
1479
01:13:01,980 --> 01:13:04,310
- Sly, you find it?
- Still working on it.
1480
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:06,130
We never gonna find
LeBron's ring, bro.
1481
01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:07,570
Kev, we gotta replace it.
1482
01:13:07,770 --> 01:13:09,186
We gotta try
one of them black markets.
1483
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:11,970
Wait, y'all lost LeBron's...?
1484
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,360
No, we didn't lose it.
1485
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,270
It was stolen.
1486
01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:17,450
- Are you serious?
- Somebody stole it.
1487
01:13:17,650 --> 01:13:19,020
I can get another ring.
1488
01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,760
Damn, Cudi.
Where'd you come from?
1489
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:23,020
Wait, wait, wait. Wait.
What'd you just say?
1490
01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:24,670
I can get y'all another ring.
1491
01:13:24,870 --> 01:13:27,020
Like another one-of-a-kind
NBA Championship ring?
1492
01:13:27,220 --> 01:13:29,500
Yeah. Just let me
know the year.
1493
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,030
- How?
- What?
1494
01:13:31,230 --> 01:13:33,410
Simple. The Illuminati.
1495
01:13:34,850 --> 01:13:36,380
The Illuminati. Man!
1496
01:13:36,580 --> 01:13:38,990
Man, Cudi, we ain't got time
for this bullshit.
1497
01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:42,030
All right. I was just trying
to help you little niggas.
1498
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:44,950
Hold on, wait. Cudi.
1499
01:13:45,150 --> 01:13:46,150
You serious?
1500
01:13:46,290 --> 01:13:47,700
Look at me.
1501
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:49,920
I don't joke
about the Illuminati.
1502
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,270
Come... Come on, Kev.
1503
01:13:52,470 --> 01:13:53,920
You not buying this, are you?
1504
01:13:54,120 --> 01:13:55,316
I mean, look at this man, bro.
1505
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:56,790
He is a crazy person.
1506
01:13:56,990 --> 01:13:59,930
Look. He eating
an apple in a party.
1507
01:14:00,130 --> 01:14:01,840
Who eats an apple
in a party, Kev?
1508
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:04,196
- That's the sign of a madman.
- Let's just hear him out.
1509
01:14:04,220 --> 01:14:06,300
Even if we get a replica,
until we find the real one.
1510
01:14:07,190 --> 01:14:08,280
All right, Kev.
1511
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,940
All right. Go ahead.
1512
01:14:10,140 --> 01:14:13,550
All right, so there...
There's rings in this house?
1513
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:15,910
The Illuminati gets a copy
of every championship trophy
1514
01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:19,080
and rings dating back to the
first baseball and lacrosse games.
1515
01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:20,560
Lacrosse...
1516
01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:21,850
It's a prestige thing.
1517
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,160
There's a party tonight.
1518
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:27,690
I'm just gonna skip it.
1519
01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:33,440
Okay... let's say, for the sake of this
story, I believe you, and how do we...
1520
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:34,916
How would we
get one of the rings?
1521
01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:36,790
- How?
- It's the Illuminati.
1522
01:14:36,990 --> 01:14:38,440
Nobody gives a fuck
about that shit.
1523
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,840
We all got money.
1524
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:44,220
I've seen better cock rings
than NBA Championship rings.
1525
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:46,580
Okay, that's... Okay.
1526
01:14:46,780 --> 01:14:48,150
Look, I'll go.
1527
01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:49,370
And you watch the party.
1528
01:14:49,570 --> 01:14:51,280
What? You shitting me, bro?
1529
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,960
The Illuminati?
Man, I gotta see this.
1530
01:14:53,050 --> 01:14:54,806
If he talkin' about something,
I gotta come...
1531
01:14:54,830 --> 01:14:56,550
Somebody got to keep
things under control!
1532
01:14:56,750 --> 01:14:58,160
I'll do it.
1533
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,900
I will watch the party
while you guys... do this.
1534
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,860
I can't ask you
to get involved, though.
1535
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:04,820
You didn't ask me.
1536
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:06,600
I'm volunteering.
1537
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,900
Besides, I would've been
left by now.
1538
01:15:17,030 --> 01:15:18,830
Yeah, that's my dawg.
1539
01:15:19,030 --> 01:15:21,880
Hey, I'm sorry to mess a good
moment up, but we got shit to do.
1540
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,910
Go, go. Yeah, go. Go, go, go.
1541
01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:28,360
Okay, so the plan
is simple.
1542
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,140
I'll bring you two
in as my guests.
1543
01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:34,150
One wrong move and we're dead.
1544
01:15:34,350 --> 01:15:36,370
Just be cool, and don't say
more than you have to.
1545
01:15:36,570 --> 01:15:37,930
These are my two manservants.
1546
01:15:39,930 --> 01:15:41,720
Of course, Scott.
1547
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,900
Damon, you're gonna head
to the trophy room.
1548
01:15:44,100 --> 01:15:45,950
Get in, get out.
1549
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,210
While you do that, we'll
mingle amongst the crowd.
1550
01:15:56,990 --> 01:15:59,650
Okay. Don't embarrass me.
1551
01:15:59,850 --> 01:16:00,850
Just be cool.
1552
01:16:15,010 --> 01:16:16,100
Mr. Cuban?
1553
01:16:18,010 --> 01:16:21,890
Look, I know you get this
all the time, but I got this idea.
1554
01:16:22,090 --> 01:16:23,680
I'll buy it.
1555
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,330
But I mean, you haven't even
heard the rest of the idea.
1556
01:16:26,530 --> 01:16:27,550
We'll be in touch.
1557
01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:30,210
Wait, I got my... a cell phone.
1558
01:16:30,410 --> 01:16:31,420
We'll be in touch.
1559
01:16:32,330 --> 01:16:33,420
Who's "we"?
1560
01:16:37,030 --> 01:16:39,650
A little wine. Okay. Thank you.
1561
01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:40,960
Thank you. All right.
1562
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:42,610
This is the first ritual.
1563
01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:44,920
Take a sip to show solidarity.
1564
01:16:45,120 --> 01:16:47,880
What kind of wine is this?
It look a little different.
1565
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,270
It's not wine. It's blood.
1566
01:16:50,470 --> 01:16:52,620
- What?
- Drink it, or you'll blow our cover.
1567
01:16:52,820 --> 01:16:53,970
Oh, hell no.
1568
01:16:54,170 --> 01:16:56,280
Drink that shit, nigga,
right now.
1569
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:57,630
Come on.
1570
01:16:57,820 --> 01:16:58,820
It smell funny.
1571
01:16:58,870 --> 01:17:00,190
This smell funny.
1572
01:17:00,390 --> 01:17:04,150
Dignified and esteemed
ladies and gentlemen.
1573
01:17:04,350 --> 01:17:07,980
Gather round and honor
our beloved guest,
1574
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:12,600
Ms. Dolly Parton, who will be
performing a psychedelic rap.
1575
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:26,300
This crazy.
1576
01:17:39,010 --> 01:17:40,400
Oh, yeah. Okay.
1577
01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:57,690
Before you leave tonight,
do not forget to choose
1578
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,330
which days it will rain
next year.
1579
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:02,780
Furthermore,
1580
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:04,086
- the blood drive...
- Right, niggas.
1581
01:18:04,110 --> 01:18:05,690
- Has low numbers.
- Let's go.
1582
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:09,040
So, please donate on
the way out or find a victim.
1583
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,390
Thank you very much.
1584
01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:11,660
Enjoy the night.
1585
01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:13,010
Oh, shit, man.
1586
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,480
Ain't that Kid 'n' Play?
1587
01:18:15,690 --> 01:18:16,780
God bless you, man.
1588
01:18:22,340 --> 01:18:24,180
What? Y'all trippin', man.
1589
01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:26,440
Intruders!
1590
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:29,060
Hey, hey, hey...
1591
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,670
Hey, fuck you, Cudi!
1592
01:18:30,870 --> 01:18:32,500
Punch me again,
see what happen, bro.
1593
01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:34,770
Ladies and gentlemen.
1594
01:18:34,970 --> 01:18:38,200
We have two late additions
to tonight's entertainment.
1595
01:18:47,070 --> 01:18:48,900
What the fuck is this?
1596
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:57,700
Yo, Kev. What the fuck
is they clapping for?
1597
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,650
Destiny can't grow up
fatherless, bro. Fuck that.
1598
01:19:02,740 --> 01:19:04,750
Yo, check it out.
Y'all gotta snap out of it.
1599
01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:07,760
I got the perfect game plan.
Y'all just gotta follow my...
1600
01:19:14,270 --> 01:19:16,070
Let me get through.
I'm sorry, y'all.
1601
01:19:16,270 --> 01:19:18,550
I'm sorry.
I wanna leave, let me in!
1602
01:19:18,750 --> 01:19:19,850
Are they pointing at us?
1603
01:19:20,050 --> 01:19:21,290
Shit, Kev!
We can take 'em, Kev!
1604
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,550
We can take 'em.
All right, one... two...
1605
01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:24,950
Naw, fuck that!
1606
01:19:25,150 --> 01:19:27,730
Man, let me through!
Let me through!
1607
01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:30,330
Bro, let me in.
No? Damn! Oh, shit!
1608
01:19:33,210 --> 01:19:35,220
Not today!
1609
01:19:35,420 --> 01:19:36,980
Oh, come on,
I don't wanna go out there!
1610
01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:38,070
I don't wanna get out!
1611
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,190
Hey, man, I love you, Kev.
1612
01:19:48,390 --> 01:19:49,400
I love you too, man.
1613
01:19:56,580 --> 01:19:58,140
Cudi! Watch out.
1614
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:08,420
Yeah, motherfucker!
1615
01:20:16,030 --> 01:20:17,990
Ice, ice, baby!
1616
01:20:25,950 --> 01:20:28,140
Are you not entertained?
1617
01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:30,880
Are you motherfuckers
not entertained?
1618
01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:34,410
Cudi! Cudi! Cudi!
1619
01:20:34,610 --> 01:20:35,970
Cudi! Cudi!
1620
01:20:42,610 --> 01:20:43,850
Oh, shit, get up, Cudi.
1621
01:20:44,050 --> 01:20:45,500
- Get up, Cudi!
- He gon' get up.
1622
01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:49,980
Come on, Kev,
we gotta save him.
1623
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:03,570
- Oh, shit, Cudi!
- Oh, shit, Cudi.
1624
01:21:03,770 --> 01:21:05,390
Damn.
They fucked him up.
1625
01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:09,660
Oh, shit. Hey, Cudi, man.
You saved our lives, man.
1626
01:21:09,860 --> 01:21:12,700
Damn. Hip-hop really
saved my life, Kev.
1627
01:21:14,050 --> 01:21:15,970
You guys won the blood trials.
1628
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:17,450
They'll let you go now.
1629
01:21:17,650 --> 01:21:19,540
Hey, Cudi, man.
Stop talking, all right?
1630
01:21:19,740 --> 01:21:21,760
We're gonna
get you to a hospital.
1631
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,330
I mean,
it's the Illuminati, right?
1632
01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:25,156
They gotta have a helicopter
or some shit, man.
1633
01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:26,630
Make sure
LeBron gets this poem.
1634
01:21:26,830 --> 01:21:28,110
Oh, shit, is this the verse?
1635
01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:30,500
- Only he can read it.
- Damn.
1636
01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:34,380
Oh, shit.
Don't die on us, man.
1637
01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,080
Hey, Cudi, man.
Don't die on us, man!
1638
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:37,380
Don't worry about me.
1639
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:38,640
I'll be fine.
1640
01:21:39,550 --> 01:21:41,430
They'll bring me back.
1641
01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:43,300
I'm actually the fourth Cudi.
1642
01:21:46,210 --> 01:21:48,050
I knew it.
1643
01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:50,490
You both have been the
realest friends I've had in years.
1644
01:21:52,210 --> 01:21:53,270
Wait, really?
1645
01:21:53,470 --> 01:21:55,170
- We just met you.
- Yeah.
1646
01:21:55,910 --> 01:21:57,010
Vibes.
1647
01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,010
Vibes.
1648
01:22:00,210 --> 01:22:01,490
But, hey, I'm serious.
1649
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,850
That's for LeBron's eyes only.
1650
01:22:05,040 --> 01:22:06,760
Oh, Shit.
Kev, give him some CPR.
1651
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,720
Put your lips on him.
1652
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,810
- Oh, shit!
- - Hey, man, he dyin' over there!
1653
01:22:11,010 --> 01:22:12,840
Hey, come on, man! Come on!
1654
01:22:14,450 --> 01:22:16,770
What the fuck just happened?
1655
01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:18,590
I don't even know, bro.
1656
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:20,900
But man, I need a drink.
1657
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,810
Oh, yeah.
1658
01:22:30,430 --> 01:22:31,430
Hey...
1659
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:35,740
Yeah, some of that Merlot!
1660
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,320
Man. We dodged a bullet.
1661
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:49,520
Hell, yeah.
1662
01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,500
Let's shut this party down.
1663
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:54,220
We made enough money
to fix everything.
1664
01:22:54,930 --> 01:22:56,030
Hell, yeah.
1665
01:22:56,230 --> 01:22:58,280
Wait, wait. Cudi's poem.
1666
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,060
- All right, come on.
- I'll be serious. Let's roll.
1667
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:54,340
You, get up
outta here, bro. Move.
1668
01:23:55,820 --> 01:23:58,610
Yo! Listen up!
1669
01:23:58,810 --> 01:24:01,880
You ain't gotta go home,
but you gotta...
1670
01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:03,960
Who the fuck
turned the light on?
1671
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,350
What the fuck?
1672
01:24:23,670 --> 01:24:25,910
Snoop, what'd I tell you about
smoking in the house, man?
1673
01:24:26,060 --> 01:24:27,470
My bad, King. Put that out.
1674
01:24:27,670 --> 01:24:28,820
Y'all heard him. Put it out.
1675
01:24:29,010 --> 01:24:30,340
Yo, what you doing here?
1676
01:24:30,540 --> 01:24:32,296
Came to bring you
that low rider, the Six-Four.
1677
01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:35,300
I appreciate that, Big Dogg,
but... who invited you here?
1678
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:38,350
Your assistants. These
two lil' niggas right here.
1679
01:24:38,550 --> 01:24:40,960
- Hey...
- Surprise.
1680
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:43,180
Hold up.
1681
01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:45,300
I know you niggas ain't
got on my Draft Day suit.
1682
01:24:45,380 --> 01:24:46,660
Fuck, he noticed.
1683
01:24:46,860 --> 01:24:47,860
How did y'all even...
1684
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:50,480
Who the fuck are you two?
1685
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:56,100
We work for the cleaning
service that cleans your house, sir.
1686
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,800
Cleaning service?
1687
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:59,676
I'm calling the police.
I'm too rich for this shit.
1688
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,330
Don't call the cops, LeBron.
1689
01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:03,720
Look, we are... cleaners.
1690
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:05,800
But I'm also a young, Black...
1691
01:25:07,150 --> 01:25:09,460
broke party promoter,
too, so...
1692
01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:12,820
We was gonna have everything
fixed and ready to go by the time...
1693
01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,470
you got back, but...
1694
01:25:18,990 --> 01:25:20,250
- Shit.
- My fault.
1695
01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:22,420
Nigga, that's the King.
1696
01:25:25,170 --> 01:25:27,706
- We could... We could fix that.
- We gonna fix all that shit, too.
1697
01:25:27,730 --> 01:25:28,880
- Yeah.
- Easy.
1698
01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:30,390
Ain't you supposed
to be in India,
1699
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:31,900
meditating for two weeks
or something?
1700
01:25:31,950 --> 01:25:33,880
It only took me one week
to reach enlightenment.
1701
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,660
I'm the fuckin' GOAT.
1702
01:25:35,860 --> 01:25:37,060
Yeah, he is the GOAT.
1703
01:25:37,260 --> 01:25:38,710
- Yeah, yeah. It's true.
- It's true.
1704
01:25:38,910 --> 01:25:40,360
So, let me get this straight.
1705
01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:44,330
Y'all broke into my crib...
invited all your homies,
1706
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,410
and then go to tear my
shit up, too?
1707
01:25:46,610 --> 01:25:49,940
I mean, you make it bad when
you put it like that, you know, it's...
1708
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:52,940
- We had a key.
- Okay, let me say it like this, then.
1709
01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:54,296
Both of you niggas
goin' to jail.
1710
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:55,730
Oh, no, wait, man!
1711
01:25:55,930 --> 01:25:57,510
LeBron,
don't call the cops, man.
1712
01:25:57,710 --> 01:25:59,460
All right, man.
Look, man. The truth is...
1713
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,520
this is my dawg, all right?
1714
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,390
He ain't had nothing
to do with it.
1715
01:26:04,590 --> 01:26:06,871
This whole party, this whole
shit, this all me, all right?
1716
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,440
Okay, cool.
1717
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,746
So, they could just take you.
1718
01:26:10,770 --> 01:26:13,220
Damn, man! Oh, God.
1719
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:14,960
No! I don't wanna go to jail.
1720
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,270
All right! All right, uh...
1721
01:26:17,470 --> 01:26:20,480
Let me... let me give you
a proposition, all right?
1722
01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:23,280
- Play me for it.
- What?
1723
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,110
Yeah. Yeah, let's hoop.
1724
01:26:26,310 --> 01:26:28,280
All right? And then
I can finish what I started.
1725
01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:31,330
I'll get this place cleaned up
and we can put this behind us.
1726
01:26:31,530 --> 01:26:33,580
All right, if I win,
those are my terms.
1727
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,670
First to 11, win by two.
1728
01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:41,900
Man, this guy funny.
1729
01:26:42,100 --> 01:26:43,650
No fucking way.
1730
01:26:43,850 --> 01:26:44,850
Let him play.
1731
01:26:47,550 --> 01:26:48,870
I mean, I think...
1732
01:26:49,070 --> 01:26:50,120
Let him play, right?
1733
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:53,480
Let him play.
1734
01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:55,310
Let him play.
Let him play.
1735
01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:58,310
Let him play.
1736
01:26:58,510 --> 01:27:01,400
Let him play. Let him play.
1737
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:02,930
Let him play.
1738
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:05,800
Let him play. Let him play.
1739
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,190
Let him play.
1740
01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:08,930
- Fine.
- All right.
1741
01:27:09,130 --> 01:27:10,800
- Let's fucking go.
- Let's do this. Yeah.
1742
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:31,610
- You really gonna play in my suit, dawg?
- What?
1743
01:27:31,810 --> 01:27:35,690
Man, why is he talking to me
like he know me, bro?
1744
01:27:38,650 --> 01:27:39,960
I'm different.
1745
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:41,430
I'm different, bro.
1746
01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:44,880
Okay. All right,
so, we bought some time.
1747
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,080
What's the actual plan?
1748
01:27:46,120 --> 01:27:47,190
To win, nigga.
1749
01:27:47,390 --> 01:27:48,750
What?
1750
01:27:48,950 --> 01:27:50,840
You know I could've
went to the league, right?
1751
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:52,040
Are you fucked up?
1752
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,630
- He's really...
- Yeah, I'm a little fucked up.
1753
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:58,200
Hey, that's when
I play at my best.
1754
01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,520
All right, freedom on three.
1755
01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:02,630
One, two, three,
freedom! Let's go!
1756
01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:05,900
Shit, he's about
to fucking...
1757
01:28:06,100 --> 01:28:07,100
Going to jail.
1758
01:28:07,190 --> 01:28:09,300
Ramos. Powder, please.
1759
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,040
Appreciate it.
1760
01:28:20,910 --> 01:28:22,040
That's what it was.
1761
01:28:23,780 --> 01:28:26,530
Let's shoot for ball.
All right?
1762
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:34,670
It's regular, man.
1763
01:28:34,870 --> 01:28:37,106
Maybe this nigga actually can do
this if he just take long range shots...
1764
01:28:37,130 --> 01:28:38,130
No chance in hell.
1765
01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:40,270
No chance.
1766
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:46,730
Hurry up, man.
1767
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,950
All right.
All right, man. Shit.
1768
01:28:56,060 --> 01:28:57,420
Oh, shit.
1769
01:29:01,820 --> 01:29:03,390
- All right.
- It's okay.
1770
01:29:03,590 --> 01:29:05,070
It's all right.
That's just one point.
1771
01:29:17,870 --> 01:29:19,400
Foul, foul, foul.
1772
01:29:21,970 --> 01:29:23,970
- Come on, get up.
- Let's go.
1773
01:29:27,890 --> 01:29:29,680
Yo, A.D.! Yo, A.D., man!
1774
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,120
A.D.! Come on, bro.
1775
01:29:31,320 --> 01:29:33,380
Tag in, I need some help.
He's too powerful.
1776
01:29:33,580 --> 01:29:35,510
No, you got it, bro.
1777
01:29:35,710 --> 01:29:39,040
You won't even be the best
basketball player on your prison team.
1778
01:29:55,990 --> 01:29:57,220
- Shit.
- Come on, bro, get up!
1779
01:29:59,750 --> 01:30:00,760
All right, LeBron, man.
1780
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,800
Come on. Show some mercy.
1781
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,330
You a family man. You got kids.
1782
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:08,680
I don't know, just treat me like
I'm one of your kids, all right?
1783
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,246
You can ground me
or something, man.
1784
01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:11,940
But... don't make the shot.
1785
01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:13,250
Don't take the shot.
1786
01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,610
Don't take the shot. Don't...
1787
01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:17,250
Damn, that's high.
1788
01:30:17,450 --> 01:30:18,450
Call the cops.
1789
01:30:24,890 --> 01:30:26,390
Man, I can't believe it.
1790
01:30:26,590 --> 01:30:30,480
I mean... he is the best player
in the world, so...
1791
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,220
No, I can't believe you taking
the blame and going to jail, bro.
1792
01:30:33,420 --> 01:30:34,620
Come on, man.
1793
01:30:34,810 --> 01:30:36,170
Don't worry about me,
I'll be fine.
1794
01:30:38,480 --> 01:30:41,350
I guess I kind of resented you
for trying to dip on me or whatever.
1795
01:30:42,530 --> 01:30:45,010
But... I'm realer than that.
1796
01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,110
We get you out of there, man.
1797
01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:50,800
Can't have Destiny's godfather
behind bars for long.
1798
01:30:51,930 --> 01:30:53,290
This shit crazy, man.
1799
01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:54,856
You all over Instagram.
You gone viral.
1800
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:55,980
Man, it's on Diddy's page.
1801
01:30:56,180 --> 01:30:57,660
You even trending
on Christian Mingle.
1802
01:30:57,790 --> 01:30:59,076
I don't know
how that shit happened.
1803
01:30:59,100 --> 01:31:00,850
When you gonna throw
the next one?
1804
01:31:05,510 --> 01:31:08,080
Just make sure you get my
goddaughter into school, all right?
1805
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:11,910
Exclusive merch!
1806
01:31:12,110 --> 01:31:14,830
Two for five! Say your pride!
1807
01:31:15,030 --> 01:31:16,090
Okay, two for ten.
1808
01:31:16,290 --> 01:31:17,310
Come and spend!
1809
01:31:17,510 --> 01:31:19,090
You all "drunk" drunk.
1810
01:31:21,380 --> 01:31:25,360
I mean, it was probably the
stupidest idea you've ever had.
1811
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:28,580
But I'd be lying
if I said it wasn't fun.
1812
01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:32,850
Yeah. Well, thank you
for having my back, though.
1813
01:31:33,050 --> 01:31:34,540
- I got you.
- Yeah?
1814
01:31:37,410 --> 01:31:38,410
Oh, my God.
1815
01:31:39,240 --> 01:31:40,720
It's so cute.
1816
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,280
What the fuck is this?
1817
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,160
Oh, my God.
1818
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,690
I needed this, man.
1819
01:32:32,990 --> 01:32:33,990
Wow.
1820
01:32:58,230 --> 01:33:03,110
After Off the Grid 2, life
changed for a whole lot of people.
1821
01:33:03,310 --> 01:33:07,200
Damon was sentenced to a year,
but after LeBron read Cudi's poem,
1822
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:09,550
he reached a plane
above enlightenment,
1823
01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:12,470
and convinced the judge
to release him early.
1824
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:14,770
Mya was there to pick him up
when he got out.
1825
01:33:15,850 --> 01:33:17,070
Don't know how he pulled that.
1826
01:33:18,470 --> 01:33:19,560
Angel...
1827
01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,960
Those janky-ass
promoters got arrested
1828
01:33:26,160 --> 01:33:28,920
for trying to sell LeBron's
ring on Offer Up.
1829
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:32,010
Hope somebody beat they ass.
1830
01:33:32,210 --> 01:33:36,450
Mika moved in with Peter, and his
koala started liking her more than him.
1831
01:33:36,650 --> 01:33:39,150
She's thinking about bringing
Marley back to Houston.
1832
01:33:39,350 --> 01:33:40,980
I guess the joke's on him now.
1833
01:33:42,870 --> 01:33:44,980
Venus and I took the leap
and moved in together.
1834
01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:49,290
And after the party, she decided
to focus on dancing full-time.
1835
01:33:49,490 --> 01:33:51,860
And Vic finally made it
back to our timeline
1836
01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:54,110
and vowed to stick
to Hennessy from now on.
1837
01:33:56,590 --> 01:33:59,990
As far as the money we made,
we ended up giving it all back
1838
01:34:00,190 --> 01:34:02,170
to LeBron
for fucking up his house.
1839
01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:05,170
That nigga's so rich
he just donated it to charity.
1840
01:34:05,370 --> 01:34:07,440
- You did this?
- Yeah, yeah.
1841
01:34:07,640 --> 01:34:09,656
Thanks to Damon, though, I
ended up selling one of my beats
1842
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:11,270
to Big Sean and Hit-Boy.
1843
01:34:11,470 --> 01:34:13,180
That made me enough money
to send Destiny
1844
01:34:13,380 --> 01:34:15,480
to preschool,
high school and college.
1845
01:34:17,480 --> 01:34:19,230
I guess Venus was right.
1846
01:34:19,430 --> 01:34:20,480
Dreams are worth chasing.
1847
01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:25,720
And as far
as our new friend...
1848
01:34:36,240 --> 01:34:39,420
Yeah. I'm back, baby.
1849
01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:53,180
Looks like we about
to throw a house...
1850
01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:54,380
Excuse me?
1851
01:34:55,350 --> 01:34:56,490
...party.
1852
01:34:56,690 --> 01:34:58,180
What y'all think this is worth?
1853
01:34:58,380 --> 01:35:02,010
About 48,762 dollars and...
1854
01:35:02,210 --> 01:35:04,360
You been watching
Antiques Roadshow, huh?
1855
01:35:09,230 --> 01:35:10,590
Did you fart?
1856
01:35:10,790 --> 01:35:12,620
No, that was... that was...
Yeah, that was me.
1857
01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:14,900
Cut.
1858
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:17,946
We've been locked
in the house all year.
1859
01:35:17,970 --> 01:35:19,470
We're trying to get
naked on a beach.
1860
01:35:19,660 --> 01:35:20,810
Smoke weed.
1861
01:35:21,010 --> 01:35:23,030
Talk to a parakeet.
1862
01:35:23,230 --> 01:35:26,300
Maybe have his kids land on
my erect penis, I don't know.
1863
01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,140
They might think
it's a tree or something.
1864
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:29,480
Got kids in here, nigga.
1865
01:35:29,670 --> 01:35:31,480
I just wanted to chat him up
and maybe get him
1866
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,390
to sign something,
if you know what I mean.
1867
01:35:33,590 --> 01:35:34,830
Hey, man, come on.
1868
01:35:35,030 --> 01:35:36,350
Oh, no, no guys.
1869
01:35:36,550 --> 01:35:38,350
It's a Laker jersey.
1870
01:35:38,550 --> 01:35:40,140
- Right.
- That's my wire.
1871
01:35:40,340 --> 01:35:42,530
- Right, man. He the feds, yo!
- I'm the feds!
1872
01:35:42,730 --> 01:35:45,010
I posted two black squares
on my Instagram, by the way.
1873
01:35:45,210 --> 01:35:46,530
Just to let you know
how BLM I am.
1874
01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:48,020
One for me, one for Marley.
1875
01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:50,060
Because we are... we're down.
1876
01:35:50,260 --> 01:35:52,190
I was gonna go to the protest.
1877
01:35:52,390 --> 01:35:55,370
- But...?
- I didn't go.
1878
01:35:55,570 --> 01:35:59,330
I came up with this fire-ass
movie idea, okay?
1879
01:35:59,530 --> 01:36:01,990
It's Five Heartbeats
meets Demolition Man.
1880
01:36:02,190 --> 01:36:03,600
Same director.
1881
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:06,470
It's The Five Heartbeats
meets Jurassic Park.
1882
01:36:06,670 --> 01:36:08,340
It's Roots backwards.
1883
01:36:08,540 --> 01:36:10,210
So, instead of Roots,
it's called Trees.
1884
01:36:10,410 --> 01:36:13,000
My hosting shit really
starting to take off, too.
1885
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:14,480
I got all my famous...
1886
01:36:18,420 --> 01:36:19,940
Yeah, my hosting shit
gonna go up, too.
1887
01:36:19,990 --> 01:36:21,050
I got all my...
1888
01:36:23,160 --> 01:36:25,490
Sorry, the water keep going
in my nose. One more time.
1889
01:36:25,690 --> 01:36:28,140
You would've been a phenomenal
baseball player, by the way.
1890
01:36:28,340 --> 01:36:30,450
That headband makes you
look 20 years younger.
1891
01:36:30,650 --> 01:36:32,710
Someday, you'll be
the governor of Ohio.
1892
01:36:32,910 --> 01:36:35,240
How many teams you think
we can win championships with?
1893
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:38,370
Drake finally asked
for that feature, didn't he?
1894
01:36:38,570 --> 01:36:40,810
It's Taco Tuesday!
1895
01:36:41,010 --> 01:36:42,410
You handsome devil, you.
1896
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:45,280
I don't?
1897
01:36:45,630 --> 01:36:46,630
I don't?
1898
01:36:46,890 --> 01:36:48,336
You got your balls
on camera for no reason.
1899
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:50,430
Balls on camera. Shit.
1900
01:36:50,630 --> 01:36:52,250
I'm gonna cram
this straw up your butt
1901
01:36:52,450 --> 01:36:55,300
and slurp your brains
through your asshole!
1902
01:36:55,500 --> 01:36:58,480
I'm gonna braid your hair then I'm
gonna scalp you, put it on my head
1903
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:01,180
and I'm gonna play Shemar Moore
in that Tyler Perry movie!
1904
01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:03,620
I'm gonna grab your earlobes,
flip 'em inside your scalp,
1905
01:37:03,810 --> 01:37:06,400
then put my hand up your ass,
grab your earlobes,
1906
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:08,790
pull it out your ass
till you're inside out, nigga.
1907
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:10,580
Looney Tunes!
1908
01:37:13,260 --> 01:37:15,760
Damn. Get your marasupal-ass
away from me, man.
1909
01:37:15,950 --> 01:37:17,620
Marasup...
What is it, "marasupial?"
1910
01:37:18,660 --> 01:37:20,190
Yeah. Get your marasup...
1911
01:37:20,390 --> 01:37:22,680
Wait. I can't even pronounce
that word. Say it again?
1912
01:37:22,870 --> 01:37:24,980
- Marsupial.
- Marsupial, all right.
1913
01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:26,330
Yeah, say the word again?
1914
01:37:26,530 --> 01:37:29,730
- Marsupial.
- All right, marsupial.
1915
01:37:29,930 --> 01:37:33,460
The fuck is up with this Mara-supial...
marsupial motherfucker, man?
1916
01:37:35,460 --> 01:37:36,810
Fuck.
1917
01:37:40,500 --> 01:37:44,130
Your letter was just
so touching and poetic.
1918
01:37:44,330 --> 01:37:46,120
I had to meet
the person who wrote it.
1919
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:50,400
Cut, I'm blushin'
too much. Shit.
1920
01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,180
Oh, please.
1921
01:37:52,380 --> 01:37:54,700
Hey, why is this nigga
playin' beats at a party?
1922
01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:00,440
- You say...
- I forgot what I...
1923
01:38:01,970 --> 01:38:04,850
Is my dawgs
in this motherfucker?
1924
01:38:05,050 --> 01:38:06,810
Hell, yeah!
1925
01:38:07,010 --> 01:38:08,376
Everybody trying
to add a little bit
1926
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:11,240
of bass in they voice,
ain't they? Yeah!
1927
01:38:11,980 --> 01:38:14,250
Hell, yeah!
1928
01:38:14,450 --> 01:38:15,990
Y'all niggas
don't sound like that!
1929
01:38:16,190 --> 01:38:17,250
We got a big problem.
1930
01:38:17,450 --> 01:38:18,910
What now, bro?
1931
01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:20,330
Cosby's outside.
1932
01:38:28,250 --> 01:38:30,950
You a mess. You a mess.
1933
01:38:32,480 --> 01:38:33,870
Yo, shoot for ball.
1934
01:38:36,480 --> 01:38:37,480
Fuck. Yeah!
1935
01:38:37,600 --> 01:38:39,010
Run that shit back.
1936
01:38:47,190 --> 01:38:49,880
Motherfucking go in
the fucking net, man.
1937
01:38:54,150 --> 01:38:55,280
It's regular, man.
1938
01:38:57,940 --> 01:39:02,110
That's a wrap on LeBron James.
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