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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,711 --> 00:00:05,946 Aww, Fausta, this is so lovely. 2 00:00:06,066 --> 00:00:07,484 But this is a public space 3 00:00:07,604 --> 00:00:11,107 so all the decorations need to be nondenominational. 4 00:00:11,158 --> 00:00:12,492 Got it. 5 00:00:12,526 --> 00:00:14,677 This is not Christmas tree. 6 00:00:14,712 --> 00:00:15,862 It's winter bush. 7 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,947 Perhaps enjoyed by Jewish. 8 00:00:17,998 --> 00:00:19,999 This normal baby. 9 00:00:20,034 --> 00:00:22,618 Come from human father. 10 00:00:22,669 --> 00:00:24,537 You know, I rarely find myself 11 00:00:24,571 --> 00:00:26,005 on the Fausta side of an argument 12 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,207 because I tend to not understand what she's saying. 13 00:00:28,242 --> 00:00:29,709 Me too. 14 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:31,110 But I do like Christmas stuff. 15 00:00:31,128 --> 00:00:32,211 So what would be appropriate? 16 00:00:32,246 --> 00:00:34,330 Well, certainly anything with snow. 17 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:36,782 Oh, God, I will never forget the first time I saw snow. 18 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,285 When I was nine, my family moved from Florida to Maine. 19 00:00:39,303 --> 00:00:42,088 We flew in at night and I got off the plane 20 00:00:42,122 --> 00:00:44,474 and oh, there it was, 21 00:00:44,508 --> 00:00:47,643 just billions of diamonds falling from the sky. 22 00:00:47,678 --> 00:00:50,463 And for the first time in my life, I felt-- 23 00:00:50,481 --> 00:00:52,515 Are we gonna get this time back at the end? 24 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:53,649 At home. 25 00:00:53,684 --> 00:00:54,901 If you had held out for "at home" 26 00:00:54,935 --> 00:00:56,302 we would have been done, but okay. 27 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,854 So we finally settled on a date 28 00:00:57,905 --> 00:00:59,138 for the group holiday party. 29 00:00:59,156 --> 00:01:00,639 December 21. 30 00:01:00,657 --> 00:01:04,977 It'll start at 8:00 pm and go till... double question mark? 31 00:01:04,995 --> 00:01:06,829 December 21, 2012. 32 00:01:06,864 --> 00:01:09,499 That's the end of the Mayan calendar; 33 00:01:09,533 --> 00:01:11,300 the apocalypse. 34 00:01:11,335 --> 00:01:13,786 So the party is going to end at midnight. 35 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:18,174 And by "the party" I mean this little rave we call existence. 36 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:21,544 Well, if we really want our holiday season to be inclusive, 37 00:01:21,595 --> 00:01:24,680 we should respect the views of the totally whacked out. 38 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:25,681 Thank you, Ryan. 39 00:01:25,716 --> 00:01:26,849 Okay, we will make it 40 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:29,218 a holiday/end of the world party. 41 00:01:29,269 --> 00:01:31,604 Wait, you don't believe the world's ending next week. 42 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:32,605 It happens, Owen. 43 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:35,191 Stars wink out. 44 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:37,243 One moment they're glowing and vibrant. 45 00:01:37,277 --> 00:01:38,661 The next, nothing. 46 00:01:38,695 --> 00:01:41,564 We'll all die and then it's just nothingness. 47 00:01:41,615 --> 00:01:44,817 This normal baby wrote book you should read. 48 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:48,634 Go On 1x11 The World Ain't Over 'Til It's Over Original Air Date on December 04, 2012 49 00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:50,740 I want you to take down that eyesore. 50 00:01:50,791 --> 00:01:52,691 It's totally ruining my view! 51 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:53,876 I'm so sorry I'm late. 52 00:01:53,911 --> 00:01:55,328 It's neighbors. 53 00:01:55,362 --> 00:01:57,530 On the one side, there's always crap on the grass. 54 00:01:57,548 --> 00:02:01,083 And now on the other side, these nouveau riche yahoos 55 00:02:01,135 --> 00:02:04,320 have built this marble monstrosity. 56 00:02:04,354 --> 00:02:05,371 Please tell me you're not 57 00:02:05,389 --> 00:02:07,039 talking about cemetery neighbors. 58 00:02:07,074 --> 00:02:08,174 Of course I am. 59 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,842 So these people you're yelling at, 60 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:11,210 they're recently bereaved? 61 00:02:11,228 --> 00:02:13,513 Wouldn't that make you... terrible? 62 00:02:13,547 --> 00:02:15,047 You don't get it, King. 63 00:02:15,065 --> 00:02:18,434 Visiting Patty's grave is the most important part of my day. 64 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:19,885 And I go every day. 65 00:02:19,903 --> 00:02:22,069 And really mourn. 66 00:02:22,189 --> 00:02:27,527 I cry, I pound my fists, I drop to my knees, I say "Why?" 67 00:02:27,561 --> 00:02:29,028 That's good. 68 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:32,582 I'm gonna rock a "Why?" with my cat in the backyard. 69 00:02:32,616 --> 00:02:35,151 Okay, Anne, there is no right or wrong way to grieve, 70 00:02:35,185 --> 00:02:37,253 but you shouldn't feel like you can't miss a day. 71 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,405 I wanna be there. 72 00:02:39,423 --> 00:02:40,739 It's really important to me. 73 00:02:40,757 --> 00:02:42,508 But I've had to miss a few things-- 74 00:02:42,543 --> 00:02:44,243 trips, a reunion. 75 00:02:44,261 --> 00:02:47,129 I know that at some point it would be good 76 00:02:47,181 --> 00:02:48,464 for me to miss a day, 77 00:02:48,515 --> 00:02:50,633 but I just don't know when I'm gonna be ready. 78 00:02:50,684 --> 00:02:53,636 Well, that's something I'd like to discuss with all of you. 79 00:02:53,687 --> 00:02:56,622 Mr. K brought up an intriguing possibility earlier. 80 00:02:56,657 --> 00:02:58,224 What if the world were to end? 81 00:02:58,258 --> 00:03:00,726 How would we wanna spend our last day? 82 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,978 Ryan, should we act on 83 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:04,263 that whole Sam and Diane thing we've got going? 84 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:06,899 Oh, I think the open-ended nature of that 85 00:03:06,933 --> 00:03:08,401 is part of what makes it special. 86 00:03:08,435 --> 00:03:10,236 You do make an interesting point though. 87 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:12,071 Do you guys know Jimmy Valvano? 88 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:13,589 Is this a sports thing? 89 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:14,707 We so don't care. 90 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:16,242 It's also a heart-breaking thing 91 00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:18,411 so you may like it. 92 00:03:18,445 --> 00:03:21,080 Jimmy Valvano was a legendary basketball coach 93 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:22,081 and he was dying. 94 00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:24,250 This wonderful man summoned up 95 00:03:24,284 --> 00:03:28,337 his last bit of strength to teach us how to live. 96 00:03:28,388 --> 00:03:31,390 And he said "For you perfect day, you have to three things: 97 00:03:31,425 --> 00:03:35,144 Laugh, think, cry." 98 00:03:35,178 --> 00:03:38,264 - Damn, that's deep. - Yeah. 99 00:03:38,298 --> 00:03:40,816 My last day, I wear a metal uniform 100 00:03:40,851 --> 00:03:45,821 go around city killing criminals like robocop. 101 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:48,641 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. 102 00:03:48,675 --> 00:03:49,859 Sorry. 103 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:52,862 Okay, our time is up, 104 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:56,666 but I will see you all at the party. 105 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,200 Hey, Ryan? 106 00:03:58,252 --> 00:04:00,703 I need to ask you a question about Wyatt. 107 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:02,988 He's acting, like, really nervous and weird. 108 00:04:03,006 --> 00:04:04,924 Oh, I'm sure that's just your imagination. 109 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:07,126 No one that tall and handsome is ever nervous and weird. 110 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,628 So he didn't say anything to you? 111 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:10,713 No. Maybe he's getting ready to propose. 112 00:04:10,764 --> 00:04:11,931 What? 113 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:13,349 No, we're not ready for that. 114 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,501 That's the furthest thing from our minds. 115 00:04:15,519 --> 00:04:17,887 Okay, you're laugh-talking, it's very strange. 116 00:04:17,938 --> 00:04:19,672 Okay. 117 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,674 - I'll see you around. - Okay. 118 00:04:24,745 --> 00:04:26,845 ♪ From Coney Island to the Sunset Strip... ♪ 119 00:04:26,863 --> 00:04:28,514 Oh! Hey. 120 00:04:28,532 --> 00:04:30,566 Isn't that Lauren's boyfriend in that jewelry store? 121 00:04:30,617 --> 00:04:33,069 God, he's so cute and clean. 122 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,820 He looks like a big boy scout. 123 00:04:34,855 --> 00:04:36,789 A man scout. 124 00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:39,709 Wanna earn a badge, man scout? 125 00:04:39,743 --> 00:04:42,078 Please don't be sexy with me when it's just the two of us. 126 00:04:42,129 --> 00:04:44,080 I don't know what to do. 127 00:04:44,131 --> 00:04:46,415 Oh, he's looking at a diamond ring! 128 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:48,684 Oh, no, you think he's going to propose? 129 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:51,003 A husband is a big time-suck. 130 00:04:51,037 --> 00:04:52,722 Oh, what if they have kids? 131 00:04:52,756 --> 00:04:54,056 Kids are very needy. 132 00:04:54,091 --> 00:04:55,257 They're the worst. 133 00:04:55,309 --> 00:04:59,395 They can't solve any of their own problems. 134 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:04,049 Hey, Sonia, Yolanda, doing a little Christmas shopping? 135 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,068 Ha ha. Something about crowds. 136 00:05:06,103 --> 00:05:07,086 What's with that ring? 137 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,387 Oh, you saw me. 138 00:05:08,405 --> 00:05:10,573 Okay, don't tell Lauren. 139 00:05:10,607 --> 00:05:14,193 But yeah, this is for her. 140 00:05:14,227 --> 00:05:16,946 I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 141 00:05:16,997 --> 00:05:19,898 Ahh! 142 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,334 Listen, you guys know Lauren so well 143 00:05:21,368 --> 00:05:23,369 and I want the proposal to be perfect. 144 00:05:23,403 --> 00:05:24,754 So can I, like, pick your brain 145 00:05:24,788 --> 00:05:26,238 and figure out the best way to do it? 146 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:28,124 - Count us in. - Really? 147 00:05:28,175 --> 00:05:31,293 Great, I'll call you. 148 00:05:31,345 --> 00:05:33,412 Don't worry, we're gonna sabotage him. 149 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:35,131 We'll give him bad advice. 150 00:05:35,182 --> 00:05:37,800 Oh, you're a genius. 151 00:05:37,851 --> 00:05:39,251 How come you're not more successful? 152 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:43,272 Eh, everything's just such a thing. Ugh. 153 00:05:46,259 --> 00:05:47,743 Jimmy Valvano from the ESPYS! 154 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:49,228 Greatest advice ever. 155 00:05:49,262 --> 00:05:51,263 You've gotta laugh, think, cry. 156 00:05:51,281 --> 00:05:54,567 Mm, dude, it's "Laugh, drink, cry." 157 00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:56,452 Just watched it, buddy; Laugh, think, cry. 158 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,155 Damn it, I've been living my life wrong for, like, 20 years. 159 00:05:59,206 --> 00:06:01,240 I'm trying to figure out how I'd spend my last day. 160 00:06:01,274 --> 00:06:02,441 What's that? 161 00:06:02,459 --> 00:06:05,411 Uh, it's a brochure for wine country. 162 00:06:05,445 --> 00:06:07,396 You and I used to go every year with the ladies. 163 00:06:07,431 --> 00:06:11,067 Didn't wanna make a thing of it, but I was gonna go. 164 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:13,118 That's it. Wine country. 165 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:17,256 A place where we've laughed, been moved to tears by beauty, 166 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,625 - had plenty of time to think. - And drink! 167 00:06:19,643 --> 00:06:21,010 This is great. 168 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:23,095 You get all one with the land while you're up there. 169 00:06:23,129 --> 00:06:24,346 It's very mellow. 170 00:06:24,398 --> 00:06:26,482 It's you at your most McConaughey. I love it! 171 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,434 And you are the mayor of wine country. 172 00:06:28,468 --> 00:06:30,319 No one pretends to know how to talk wine better than you. 173 00:06:30,353 --> 00:06:32,988 And I am gonna unveil some new adjectives. 174 00:06:33,023 --> 00:06:35,140 I am gonna order a dopey cabernet 175 00:06:35,158 --> 00:06:38,160 and send back a Pinot for not being bashful enough. 176 00:06:38,195 --> 00:06:39,662 You're doing a Seven Dwarves thing! 177 00:06:39,696 --> 00:06:41,280 That's awesome! 178 00:06:41,314 --> 00:06:43,165 Listen, I-I found a girl to take. 179 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,767 I was gonna bring Becca, you remember her? 180 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:46,318 Didn't you say she was a little dim? 181 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:47,319 No. 182 00:06:47,337 --> 00:06:49,171 That was before I was... desperate. 183 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:51,657 - Oh, yeah, right. - You got a girl you can take? 184 00:06:51,675 --> 00:06:54,176 No, I mean, nobody romantic, no. 185 00:06:54,211 --> 00:06:56,161 How about somebody you can bring along as a friend? 186 00:06:56,179 --> 00:06:58,464 Someone who might benefit from the magic of wining? 187 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,717 I think I might have the perfect lady. 188 00:07:01,768 --> 00:07:02,718 Oh, yeah? She fun? 189 00:07:02,769 --> 00:07:04,336 No. No, she's not. 190 00:07:09,276 --> 00:07:11,510 Really? Classy. 191 00:07:11,528 --> 00:07:14,513 Hey, let me guess, family of Martin Henderson 192 00:07:14,531 --> 00:07:17,182 1948-2012. Beloved father. 193 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:21,203 Hater of even minimal plot upkeep? 194 00:07:21,238 --> 00:07:23,205 King, what are you doing? 195 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,023 - I've gotta go mourn. - Not today. 196 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:27,293 Get in. It's our last day on earth. 197 00:07:27,327 --> 00:07:29,545 And we are? 198 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:32,798 That was supposed to cue the road trip song. 199 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:34,166 What happened to born to be wild? 200 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,551 I want Life is a Highway. 201 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,419 I'm not gonna have this argument with you again! 202 00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:40,306 Just get in. 203 00:07:42,409 --> 00:07:45,580 What kind of hee-haw nonsense is that? 204 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:49,656 My dream road trip vehicle and my dream road trip crew. 205 00:07:49,691 --> 00:07:52,109 - You know Steven. - We've met. Not impressed. 206 00:07:52,143 --> 00:07:54,278 And this would be his bimbo girlfriend. 207 00:07:54,312 --> 00:07:57,164 Excuse me, I have a subscription to Vanity Fair. 208 00:07:57,198 --> 00:08:02,336 We are headed to wine country for our perfect last day ever 209 00:08:02,370 --> 00:08:04,671 and I really want you to come. 210 00:08:04,706 --> 00:08:07,207 Now, it would mean missing a day at the grave site, 211 00:08:07,258 --> 00:08:09,376 but I think this is gonna be so good for you. 212 00:08:09,427 --> 00:08:13,964 We will laugh, we'll think, and maybe even cry a little bit. 213 00:08:13,998 --> 00:08:16,833 How much wine is there in wine country? 214 00:08:16,851 --> 00:08:19,052 She's in. McConaughey, take the wheel. 215 00:08:19,103 --> 00:08:21,504 All right, all right, all right. 216 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:23,607 We will miss Mr. k's end of the world party. 217 00:08:23,641 --> 00:08:24,941 Oh, no, stop the bus. 218 00:08:29,063 --> 00:08:30,364 I'm glad you came. 219 00:08:30,398 --> 00:08:32,816 I was led to believe other people would be here. 220 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:36,203 Oh, and the world is going to end in 12 hours. 221 00:08:36,237 --> 00:08:38,388 I wanna go out holding hands with loved ones, 222 00:08:38,423 --> 00:08:40,173 listening to the perfect song. 223 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:43,744 Now, word on the street is you're a musical guy. 224 00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:46,330 And deep down you know you may be able 225 00:08:46,364 --> 00:08:48,582 to come up with the perfect song, 226 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:50,700 that there's genius inside of you. 227 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:54,087 That's why I'm sure you won't say no. 228 00:08:54,138 --> 00:08:55,088 No. 229 00:08:55,139 --> 00:08:57,240 I've locked the doors. 230 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,542 And Lauren hates champagne. 231 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:00,761 So when you propose to her, 232 00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:02,262 you're not gonna want any champagne there. 233 00:09:02,313 --> 00:09:03,430 You know what you should do? 234 00:09:03,481 --> 00:09:04,898 Get her two rings. 235 00:09:04,932 --> 00:09:07,601 One for now and one for the weight you want her to be. 236 00:09:07,652 --> 00:09:11,355 Or no ring and offer to pay to get her bigger boobs. 237 00:09:11,389 --> 00:09:12,522 - Ladies love that. - Yeah. 238 00:09:12,556 --> 00:09:13,890 So let me get this straight. 239 00:09:13,908 --> 00:09:16,610 Tell her she's fat, imply her boobs are too small, 240 00:09:16,661 --> 00:09:18,912 tell her I think therapy is a crock, 241 00:09:18,946 --> 00:09:20,497 and that I want an open marriage? 242 00:09:20,531 --> 00:09:22,833 Be specific about which of her friends 243 00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:24,618 you'd like to sleep with, yeah. 244 00:09:24,669 --> 00:09:27,788 Okay, you guys don't like me and you won't help. 245 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:30,841 And that's too bad because I think Lauren's the greatest lady 246 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:34,711 in the world and she deserves a magical proposal. 247 00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:37,547 Wait, we're sorry. 248 00:09:37,581 --> 00:09:38,799 You seem like a great guy, 249 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:41,251 it's just we're afraid of losing her. 250 00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:43,570 Oh, Lauren loves you guys. 251 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:45,439 You're not gonna lose her if we get married. 252 00:09:45,473 --> 00:09:49,926 In fact, you're not even gonna miss out on the proposal. 253 00:09:49,944 --> 00:09:52,762 I'm gonna pop the question at the party tonight. 254 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:55,649 Okay, we'll help. 255 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,534 If you promise to love her forever 256 00:09:57,568 --> 00:10:00,103 and make sure she stays connected with the group. 257 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,204 Deal. 258 00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:02,289 And I'd like to see your stomach. 259 00:10:02,323 --> 00:10:05,492 - Come on. Pull your shirt up. - No. No. 260 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:06,877 - Shirt. - No, no, no, no. 261 00:10:09,831 --> 00:10:12,716 Now this wine is a little happier than I'd like. 262 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,468 Do you have anything sneezier? 263 00:10:14,502 --> 00:10:17,220 I have just the thing. 264 00:10:17,255 --> 00:10:18,672 This is how we're supposed to be. 265 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:22,392 Good food, good wine, living life, out of the rat race. 266 00:10:22,427 --> 00:10:24,561 Come outside with me, baby. 267 00:10:24,595 --> 00:10:28,181 I wanna feel you and soil at the same time. 268 00:10:28,232 --> 00:10:29,683 I don't know him that well. 269 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,067 Does he always suck like that? 270 00:10:31,102 --> 00:10:32,569 Oh, yeah. He gets worse. 271 00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:35,238 After five drinks his face will get bright red 272 00:10:35,273 --> 00:10:37,574 because of some weird Asian enzyme thing. 273 00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:42,496 And then after six drinks, he'll offer to buy the winery. 274 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,697 Are you okay? 275 00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,532 I feel guilty not visiting Patty. 276 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,534 She should be my priority every day. 277 00:10:47,585 --> 00:10:49,336 You've gotta live in the moment. 278 00:10:49,370 --> 00:10:51,154 This is our last day on earth. 279 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,873 Now come on, we're in wine country. 280 00:10:52,924 --> 00:10:54,374 Let's have some wine country fun. 281 00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:55,375 We'll meet other couples. 282 00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:56,927 I hate other couples. 283 00:10:56,961 --> 00:10:59,846 I gotta say, the more annoyed you get, the more fun I have. 284 00:10:59,881 --> 00:11:02,098 Now come on, play along! 285 00:11:11,809 --> 00:11:14,194 Saccharine. I hate it. 286 00:11:14,228 --> 00:11:16,513 Well, I can chance the a chord to a F sharp. 287 00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:17,697 That's it! 288 00:11:17,732 --> 00:11:21,785 That's the perfect song. 289 00:11:21,819 --> 00:11:23,620 Okay, let's hear the proposal. 290 00:11:23,654 --> 00:11:26,289 I wasn't planning on saying it to anyone but Lauren. 291 00:11:26,324 --> 00:11:29,209 Sure, why practice the most important moment of your life? 292 00:11:29,243 --> 00:11:30,994 When I was at that phase with my boyfriend, 293 00:11:31,028 --> 00:11:32,796 I practiced my proposal reaction 294 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,531 once in the morning and once at night. 295 00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,636 That doesn't happen by accident. 296 00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:44,591 Uh, okay, uh, Lauren, can I ask you something? 297 00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:47,260 What are you trying to borrow a car? 298 00:11:47,311 --> 00:11:50,213 Just watch. 299 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,984 Lauren, I need to ask you something. 300 00:11:54,018 --> 00:11:56,436 And it doesn't matter what I say here 301 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:59,439 because I'm capturing her with intense eye contact. 302 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:02,025 I hold her hand tightly, showing her with my body 303 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:06,897 that even if she tries to pull away, I will not let her go. 304 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:09,499 As I gently caress her trembling cheek, 305 00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:14,404 my hips brushing against her, she has no choice but to say... 306 00:12:14,422 --> 00:12:16,072 Oh, God, yes. 307 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:18,908 That's how you do that. Uh. 308 00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:22,078 - Where's the ring? - No. It was pretend. 309 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:24,414 ♪ It's a dead man's party... ♪ 310 00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:26,349 Ladies, welcome. 311 00:12:26,384 --> 00:12:29,019 Thanks for showing up to the end of the world party. 312 00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,438 Snacks to the left, help yourself to the cheesecake. 313 00:12:31,472 --> 00:12:33,256 You won't have to work it off tomorrow. 314 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,275 And Feliz Navidad. I have egg nog for you. 315 00:12:35,309 --> 00:12:37,978 I have punch spiked with hallucinogenic toad mucus. 316 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:39,696 - We'll sing Carols. - We'll ride on the floor. 317 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:40,864 We'll decorate cookies. 318 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,699 We'll overthrow the U.S. government. 319 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:45,151 So two ways the night can go. 320 00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:46,486 Wyatt, you made it. 321 00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:48,238 Of course, I'm not gonna miss the last party 322 00:12:48,272 --> 00:12:49,539 in the history of the world. 323 00:12:49,574 --> 00:12:50,991 Oh, love him. He's a keeper. 324 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:52,375 Well, for the next few hours. 325 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:53,827 Can you excuse me for a second? 326 00:12:53,878 --> 00:12:55,712 Mm-hmm. 327 00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:59,549 Hi, you guys. 328 00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:02,669 Okay, why are you being weird and giggly? 329 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,788 - No reason. - Lauren, I can't lie to you-- 330 00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:07,057 Don't say anything. 331 00:13:07,091 --> 00:13:08,791 W-wait, are you guys talking about Wyatt? 332 00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,310 He's been very nervous lately. 333 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:11,645 Is he gonna propose? 334 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,513 - No. - Yes. 335 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,797 What? 336 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:17,133 you just made me lie to Lauren. 337 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,969 My mother was right, you are a bad influence. 338 00:13:19,987 --> 00:13:22,322 Oh, man. 339 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:23,690 Tell me something, King? 340 00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,158 Am I the first woman you've ever taken 341 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,310 to the wine country that you have absolutely no chance 342 00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,613 - of sleeping with? - I am not gonna answer that 343 00:13:29,647 --> 00:13:31,498 because I believe in my heart of hearts 344 00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:32,832 that that's not the case. 345 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,585 I think all your lesbi-ing is a cover 346 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,253 for your intense feelings for me. 347 00:13:38,706 --> 00:13:40,290 Hey, we got our laugh. 348 00:13:40,324 --> 00:13:42,342 Now all we need is to cry and think. 349 00:13:44,328 --> 00:13:46,179 Yeah? 350 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:48,298 You were right. Wyatt's gonna propose. 351 00:13:48,332 --> 00:13:49,332 At the Christmas party? 352 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,833 Holiday/end of the world party. 353 00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:52,168 Why must you and Fausta undermine me? 354 00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:54,187 I have no idea what to do. 355 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,189 Remember what I told you before. 356 00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,508 If you don't know, you know. 357 00:13:58,526 --> 00:14:00,343 - You can't do it. - But he's so great. 358 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,979 And he's so sweet and I love him. 359 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,181 What if I say no and it's the biggest mistake I ever make? 360 00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:06,566 You can't settle. 361 00:14:06,617 --> 00:14:07,850 You are an amazing person. 362 00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:10,870 You can have something perfect. I did. 363 00:14:10,905 --> 00:14:12,455 Okay. 364 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:15,408 All right, I gotta go. Thank you. 365 00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:17,994 I found her! 366 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:19,496 What are you doing in here? 367 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,698 What are you doing in the men's room 368 00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:24,551 and why did somebody steal all the urinals 369 00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:26,970 and replace them with a tampon machine? 370 00:14:27,004 --> 00:14:28,555 You're not the only one with questions. 371 00:14:28,589 --> 00:14:30,707 Oh, my God. 372 00:14:30,725 --> 00:14:34,427 - Hey. - Hi. 373 00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,647 - Honey, can we talk outside? - Huh? 374 00:14:37,682 --> 00:14:40,100 This men's room is so pink! 375 00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:42,292 It's wonderful! 376 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,909 Little tough love, but she needed to hear it. 377 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,328 If you don't know, you know. You know? 378 00:14:49,362 --> 00:14:52,531 Wow, sanctimonious Joe over there. 379 00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,166 I hope you're not trying to insult me, 380 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,968 'cause I have no idea what the hell you just said. 381 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:59,871 I just don't see how you can be so sure about her life. 382 00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,873 I mean, yes, I loved Patty. 383 00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:03,592 But early on I had my doubts. 384 00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:07,146 - I didn't. - Really? 385 00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,264 Let me ask you this, Ryan. 386 00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,316 What do you think about us getting married? 387 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:14,570 Here's my take on marriage. 388 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:18,624 I think what we're doing now is better, is more romantic. 389 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:22,945 We wake up every single morning and decide to be together. 390 00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:26,999 I mean, that is beautiful. 391 00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:34,957 Here's what's gonna happen. 392 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:37,176 We're gonna be married a year from now. 393 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:38,961 You are going to get me a ring. 394 00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:41,129 It's gonna be one of these three. 395 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,631 Not the cheapest. 396 00:15:42,682 --> 00:15:45,184 You're going to plan a fantastic weekend 397 00:15:45,218 --> 00:15:48,420 where you propose to me at one of these three resorts. 398 00:15:48,438 --> 00:15:50,272 Again, not the cheapest. 399 00:15:50,306 --> 00:15:52,291 I will move in here. 400 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,943 Moving out will be life-sized Wayne Gretzky, 401 00:15:54,978 --> 00:16:00,932 his friend the pinball machine, and... 402 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,100 This pool table. 403 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:04,987 Or I will move on and you'll regret it 404 00:16:05,038 --> 00:16:05,988 for the rest of your life. 405 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:07,456 Okay. 406 00:16:07,490 --> 00:16:10,459 Yes, I will definitely do all of those things, 407 00:16:10,493 --> 00:16:13,212 but I need to put my foot down about one thing. 408 00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:14,213 Hmm? 409 00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:15,464 I always thought it would be fun 410 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,749 to get married and to walk down the aisle 411 00:16:17,783 --> 00:16:18,967 wearing my Yankees cap. 412 00:16:19,002 --> 00:16:20,652 - That's not gonna happen. - No problem. 413 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:25,023 Perhaps I wasn't totally and completely sure. 414 00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,508 How do you know that what Lauren's feeling 415 00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:27,910 is not the same thing? 416 00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:31,129 Well, if you don't know... 417 00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:32,231 What was that? 418 00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:33,232 Were you trying to say something, Mumbly? 419 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,234 I wasn't sure about anything. 420 00:16:35,268 --> 00:16:38,854 I think on a certain level, I idealized my relationship. 421 00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:40,805 Hey, there's my think! 422 00:16:40,823 --> 00:16:42,307 Two out of three Jimmy V! 423 00:16:42,325 --> 00:16:43,992 Uh, maybe you should have had your think 424 00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:45,410 before you opened your mouth 425 00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:47,246 and spewed stupidity all over Lauren. 426 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:51,583 You're right, you're right, I'm gonna call her. 427 00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:53,035 - She's not answering. - Ugh. 428 00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:54,620 Hey, party people! 429 00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:58,507 Wow, looks like someone hit five drinks. 430 00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,791 Excuse me, can I talk to somebody 431 00:16:59,825 --> 00:17:00,792 about purchasing the vineyard? 432 00:17:00,826 --> 00:17:02,928 Six. We gotta go. We gotta go now. 433 00:17:02,962 --> 00:17:04,012 - We gotta go now. - Come on, come on. 434 00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:05,997 All right. Yeah! 435 00:17:06,015 --> 00:17:08,467 Okay, everyone, this is the home stretch 436 00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,135 before we all die. 437 00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:12,504 Now, Owen has worked very hard 438 00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:16,358 at writing the first and only song about the end of the world. 439 00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:19,227 What about REM's It's The End Of the World As We Know It? 440 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:20,228 Ooh, that's better. 441 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,280 - Do you know that? - No. 442 00:17:21,314 --> 00:17:22,898 Eh, yours will do, I guess. 443 00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:24,316 Where's Anne and Ryan? 444 00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:27,402 - They want on a trip. - No. They have to be here. 445 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,987 For me to be at peace 446 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:31,990 I have to be with everyone I love and Yolanda. 447 00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:33,875 I'm starting to panic. 448 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:37,913 Ah ah ah. 449 00:17:39,749 --> 00:17:42,134 Wyatt. 450 00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:43,702 It's so beautiful. 451 00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,556 Sorry, that's a machine I rented 452 00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:49,074 that's supposed to be making snow. 453 00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,943 Oh, you know I love snow. 454 00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:54,446 Yeah, from that time in Maine when you were nine. 455 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,732 - Yeah. - Do you have any stories 456 00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:59,351 about loving a grinding, abrasive sound? 457 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:08,527 So what do you say? 458 00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:10,028 Guys. 459 00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:12,447 We have an announcement to make. 460 00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:14,399 Wyatt has asked me to be his bride. 461 00:18:15,418 --> 00:18:17,619 I said yes! 462 00:18:17,670 --> 00:18:19,287 She said yes. 463 00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:20,756 She said yes! 464 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,240 She said yes. 465 00:18:22,258 --> 00:18:23,908 You're right, they will chant at anything. 466 00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:25,877 - Yeah. - She said yes! 467 00:18:25,911 --> 00:18:28,930 - Ryan, you came for me! - Yes. 468 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,216 Lauren could I, uh, just for two seconds? 469 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,884 Yeah, sure. 470 00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:34,636 We came all the way back for this? 471 00:18:34,687 --> 00:18:37,806 Shh. There's important grown up stuff going on now. 472 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,141 I'm sick of this. 473 00:18:39,192 --> 00:18:40,592 I'm gonna be so glad to be done with you guys 474 00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:43,645 when Steven and I move up north and open our vine-yard. 475 00:18:43,696 --> 00:18:45,230 Baby, we need to talk. 476 00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:47,049 Don't listen to me. 477 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,483 I don't know anything. 478 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,102 I was the opposite of sure. 479 00:18:50,136 --> 00:18:53,088 So for me to tell you to--you're--you-- 480 00:18:53,122 --> 00:18:54,589 - you're wearing a ring. - Mm-hmm. 481 00:18:54,624 --> 00:18:55,824 You already said yes. 482 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:56,941 My opinion doesn't matter. 483 00:18:56,959 --> 00:18:58,410 - Uh-uh. - Well that's nice. 484 00:18:58,444 --> 00:18:59,411 That's great. 485 00:18:59,445 --> 00:19:00,662 - Are you happy? - Yeah. 486 00:19:00,713 --> 00:19:03,331 Yes, I'm just, um, I'm also terrified. 487 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:06,084 Well, yeah, I mean Janie dragged me 488 00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:08,053 kicking and screaming into a great life 489 00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:10,472 and it sound like Wyatt is gonna do that for you. 490 00:19:10,506 --> 00:19:12,424 One minute left. Quickly. 491 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,975 Owen, start up the music. 492 00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:19,314 - Everyone, everyone hold hands. - Okay. 493 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:21,683 No, no, no, no, no, no. 494 00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:23,935 You know, we should all come up with a plan 495 00:19:23,969 --> 00:19:25,303 for meeting up in the afterlife. 496 00:19:25,321 --> 00:19:28,306 Now, Sonia, Yolanda, Fausta, 497 00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:29,974 you should discuss where to meet in hell. 498 00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:31,443 What's happening? 499 00:19:31,477 --> 00:19:33,028 Is this a cult? 500 00:19:33,079 --> 00:19:34,529 'Cause I cannot do that again. 501 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:37,282 Okay, it's ten seconds till midnight. 502 00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:38,366 Ten! 503 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,451 Nine. 504 00:19:39,485 --> 00:19:40,985 Oh, any last sentiments to share? 505 00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:42,120 I'm in love with someone here. 506 00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:43,839 Me to. I have crush on Walter. 507 00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,990 Which one of us do you think is Walter? 508 00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:51,012 Four, three, two, one! 509 00:19:58,054 --> 00:20:01,389 Oh, my God, we're in heaven! 510 00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,475 We made it! 511 00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:08,847 - Thanks, King. - For what? 512 00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:12,868 You kept me out of a sad place for a whole day. 513 00:20:17,078 --> 00:20:18,740 You're a good man. 514 00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:23,995 That Janie, she was smart to nail you down. 515 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:27,299 Are you welling up? 516 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,085 You got your Jimmy V day. 517 00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:33,889 Merry Christmas, King. 518 00:20:33,923 --> 00:20:36,925 Merry Christmas, Anne. 519 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:41,513 Oh, no, I gave away all of my possessions. 520 00:20:41,547 --> 00:20:43,515 Owen, I'm gonna need my car back! 521 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:50,855 So, Danny, who's this lady that you love? 522 00:20:50,889 --> 00:20:52,139 Uh... 523 00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:56,060 Fausta? 524 00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:57,144 She does it for me. 525 00:20:57,195 --> 00:20:59,596 I'm sorry. What you say, Walter? 526 00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:03,100 Guys, I just realized that the interpretations 527 00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:04,902 of the Mayan calendar were slightly off. 528 00:21:04,936 --> 00:21:07,437 Now, based on my calculations, 529 00:21:07,455 --> 00:21:11,458 the world will in fact end right now! 530 00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:15,296 Ryan, turn the lights back on. 531 00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:18,082 Oh, that's unfortunate timing. 532 00:21:18,116 --> 00:21:20,262 I just thought the party should be over. 533 00:21:21,131 --> 00:21:26,131 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.MY-SUBS.com WEB-DL resync by SckraT 39095

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