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How're we hanging?

Oh, hey. Hey, what's up?

Is that Pete? Is Pete back?

- Is that Pete?
- No, Jay.

It's just Thor.

Just? Thor not love that.

Jay's
a little anxious.

He's waiting on some big news.

Last week, a critic

from the Hudson Valley Gazette

came to review the restaurant.

A couple of us
ghosts sussed it out

when we overheard him
talking on his cell phone

in the parking lot
when he was leaving.

Anyway, we sent Pete
to the Gazette offices

to spy on the reviewer
and find out in advance

if it's a good review
or a bad review.

You know, I don't even care.
Reviews aren't important.

What matters is whether or
not I'm proud of the food.

Which I am.

So I think we just tell Pete
to call this whole thing off.

Hey, gang.

Hey! Pete's back.

What did he say? Did he like it?

Am I ruined? Am I a star?

Babe, come on
here, I'm drowning.

He hasn't said anything yet.

Well, let the man speak. Geez!

Okay, I'll get right
to it. It's a rave!

The critic loved
Jay's restaurant.

He loved it, babe.

Oh, what a relief.

This is huge!

Man, it feels good
to spread joy.

This must be what Johnny
Appleseed felt like.

You get an apple tree.
You get an apple tree.

You get an apple tree!

Where is this going, Pete?

I don't know. Sometimes it
just feels good to make noise.

That was pretty fun.

See? He gets it.

Who's this guy?

That's Chris, the
dinosaur-loving stripper

that Sam previously
hired to dance

in front of an empty chair

at Isaac's bachelor party.

No, I know. I meant this guy.

I'm Isaac.

Oh, right on. Cool pants.

Excited
to be back, Sam.

Now, will I be performing
for an empty chair

while you watch again?

That wasn't for me. That was...

Well, you see, the reason...

There's really no
good explanation.

You'll be performing
for a bachelorette party

full of living humans.

I mean, people.

Smooth.

Well, then let's
talk price tiers.

There's the simple

"here's your pizza,
extra sausage" package.

That sounds pretty
good. Then you've got

your "fireman with a hose,"
your "plumber with a pipe,"

and then the big boy,

our premium package known
as "It's Raining Men."

Yes, please. ISAAC: Samantha.

Can you request that he reprise

his erotic Dilophosaurus
clicking routine?

That's a crowd-pleaser.

Uh-uh, this is not your party.

This is my great-grandniece's
bachelorette party,

and she's not into dinosaurs
'cause she's an adult.

Oh, perfect timing.

Here comes the bride-to-be.

Alicia, this is Chris.

We're discussing his package.

Chris, great to
meet you. Sorry.

I don't want to be
rude, but it's bad luck

for the bride to
see the stripper

before the bachelorette party.

Oh, that's not true.
Carol saw her stripper

before the... Oh, my God.

Oh, uh, sorry, I wasn't aware
of that particular tradition.

Oh.

Yeah, at least I
have my pants on.

Otherwise, the whole
weekend would be cursed.

Uh, Alicia,

I will see you tomorrow night.

And who knows, it may
just be raining men.

Hallelujah.

Thank you.

So, are you excited
for the big weekend?

Very. There's a rumor CCR's
gonna do a secret set.

I am.

Oh, it's
so amazing to be here.

And I know it sounds
woo-woo, but...

I really can feel
Alberta's presence.

I'm
right here, sweetie.

Ask about the guy, Sam.

Tell me about your fiancé.
His name's Derrick?

Yeah. He's pretty great. We
actually met on the subway.

And it's really weird
'cause the night before,

I had a dream I was gonna
meet someone on the subway.

And there he was.

He stood up to give me his seat.

He sounds like a gentleman.

Oh, he goes to church.
He's nice to his mom.

Oh, loving all of this.

Tell me, what does
he do for work?

He's a musician.

Mm-mm. Hell no.

- Like, professionally?
- Yeah.

He's a guitarist.

Tell her to walk away, Sam!

Being with a musician
is signing up

for a lifetime of heartache.

I'm very happy for you.

I can confirm,
musicians are no bueno.

Speaking as an oboist.

The bad boys of the
woodwind section.

Two reeds, twice the trouble.

You see anything?

- Give me a sec.
- Very dangerous.

That's how Sylvia
Plath kill herself.

TV was on PBS, and Trevor
not there to change it.

Looks like it's just
the pilot light.

I'll take care of it.

Oh, by the way, the
Hudson Valley Gazette is

publishing a review of Mahesh.

And a little birdie
told me... it's a rave.

Tweet tweet. I'm
the little birdie.

Dude, that's amazing.

I say we celebrate
with some mortadella.

You know that stuff's
like $20 a pound, right?

Yeah, that's why I don't
have it at my house.

Not to gloat, but I may have
played a hand in that review.

Or more accurately,
played a finger in it.

Ugh, whatever you're
talking about,

you did not need to
say it like that.

Once we figured out that
that guy was a critic,

I used my power to
pose as an investor

and sent him a little cash-ola
in exchange for a good review.

What? Why would you do that?

Because I owe Jay.

I would've lost my finance job
if he hadn't pretended to be me.

But Jay wouldn't want to
get a good review that way.

It's a win-win.

Jay gets what he wants,
and his hands are clean.

Thor wish he would've
died with clean hands,

but alas, Thor eat onion

right before lightning strike.

Trevor, I think what
you did was wrong

and we need to tell Sam.

Okay, I will not be
lectured to by a Boy Scout

like I'm some kind
of sleazeball.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go spy on
this bachelorette party

and see what kind of
talent we're working with.

Don't.

Yeah.

To our girl, Alicia.

I would wish you the best,

but you already
settled for Derrick.

So let's get drunk!

See?

Even they know Alicia can do
way better than a musician.

Geez, what are you,
the grandma in Coco?

Trust me.

I know from experience.

Musicians only care about
themselves and their music.

When push comes to shove,
they'll leave you high and dry.

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

I'll count the minutes
until I see you again.

I'll count the
seconds. I love you.

And I love you.

You're my everything.
My entire world.

And I can't imagine
my future without you.

I never saw that man again.

Mm. I'm so sorry, Alberta.

Me, too.

But that doesn't mean that
all musicians are bad.

I think what Sass is saying
is that he's a virgin

and so his situation is

way worse than anything that
happened with you and that guy.

That's not remotely
what I was saying.

Oh, okay.

Delivery for the most
beautiful girl in the world.

Ooh, Derrick! Oh, my God.

Yeah, this guy seems
like he's the worst.

Oh, sweetie, they're gorgeous.

Thank you. I cannot
wait to marry you.

Run, Alicia. Save yourself.

I'll go put these in
some water. Go, go.

I don't want to interrupt.

Have a fun weekend,
but not too much fun.

All right, the flowers
are kind of nice.

Hey, you left your
sweatshirt at my house.

What's this now?

Just bring it when you
come over this week.

Alicia's out of town
Wednesday and Thursday.

Are you down for a
little night sugar?

Uh-oh.

Hold on, maybe there's
an innocent explanation.

Aren't you worried
Alicia's gonna find out?

We're getting pretty good
at keeping it secret.

Never mind. They're hooking
up. All right. Thursday then.

Thursday.

I knew it! Derrick's
a low-down dirty dog.

Yeah, this doesn't look good.

Oh, Sass, "night sugar"
probably refers to sex.

Which is like a special hug that
adults share... Please stop.

They're doing it, Sam.
Alicia's fiancé is having

a torrid affair with
her maid of honor.

I told you musicians
were no good.

Even if that's true,
I'm just not sure

what you want me to do about it.

Tell Alicia what's going on.

Ooh, do that thing you do

where you butt in where
you're not wanted,

but this time you're
actually wanted.

Just throwing
this out there.

What if we bring
back Creepy Todd?

He and Alicia did connect,
and he's unlikely to cheat

due to lack of opportunity.

Alberta, I just don't know
how I can get involved.

I mean, it's not like Alicia
and I are super tight friends.

It's true.

Sam hinted heavily

that she would like to
join them for brunch

and was met with stony
silence and averted eyes.

It was sad. SAMANTHA:
I think that was

just because there
weren't enough bagels.

Oh, Sam.

Alberta, I understand that
you care deeply about Alicia,

and I agree this is
a horrible situation,

but I just don't feel
comfortable getting in

the middle of
things. I'm sorry.

Fine. If Sam won't get involved,

then we'll have to
tell Alicia ourselves.

I agree.

And I know exactly how
to get her the message,

loud and clear.

Skywriting.

No. I'm going to go into
her dreams and tell her.

Yes! You can skywrite
in her dreams.

Yep. That
is what I meant.

Oh... I just got an
email from the critic.

He wants me to
fact-check the review

before he posts it online.

I'm so nervous to read it.

Didn't you already
hear that it's great?

Yeah, but there's a
difference between, like,

"good food and
ample parking" great

and "the tikka masala
saved my marriage" great.

Thor never tried
tikki masala, but...

I think Jay setting
bar a little too high.

Okay, here goes. PETE:
This is killing me.

Jay deserves a great review,
but Trevor tainted it.

This review has Trevor's
taint all over it.

This is incredible.

In one sentence, he calls Mahesh
a revelation and a triumph.

Holy crap, this restaurant
might actually work.

There's nothing I love
more than a joyful Jay,

but not when it's
based on a lie.

Wait. What? "Now that
we have an exemplary

"Indian fusion restaurant,
it feels like the only thing

"missing from the Hudson
Valley culinary scene is

an upscale breastaurant."

What's an upscale breastaurant?

It's kind of
like a Hooters but...

"even classier."

Huh. Is that, like, an
industry term I should know?

No. There's only
one other person

I've ever heard use it.

Ugh. I didn't mean for him

to mention breastaurant
in the review.

I was separately riffing
about great business ideas.

Okay, this isn't
great, but apparently,

Trevor bribed the critic
to give you a good review.

What? Why would he do
that? I think he was trying

to help you out because, you
know, you were there for him

with the whole
work retreat thing.

Exactly. It was a hero move.

Like when I bribed the
bouncer at Surf Lodge

into letting in my cousin
with the weird eye.

It was the best
night of his summer.

Tell him.

He says it was a hero move.

Well,
thanks a lot, Trevor.

You know, this review
meant a lot to me,

but now I'll never actually
know if he liked the food

or if he really was
mesmerized by the ambience.

Well, there's no way he wasn't.

I mean, the sconces
are undeniable!

Are you
in her dreams yet?

Shh! It takes a sec.

To think this is where
it all began. Mm.

Marriage-ville.

Mm, you hear that, honey?
We're almost there.

♪ Not so fast, this
guy's not being true ♪

♪ The real deal is ♪

♪ Derrick's cheating on you ♪

What?

♪ About this marriage
you should be afraids ♪

♪ 'Cause Derrick is doing it ♪

♪ With one of your ♪

♪ Bridesmaids. ♪

That is not a good song.

Look, when you can
enter people's dreams,

then you can criticize.

Hey.

What are you two doing in here?

Sam, this is highly
inappropriate.

You're breaking
into a guest's room

in the middle of the night.

I heard you singing.

Just stop it. Get
out of her dreams.

Sam?

Wh-What time is it?

Um...

2:18 a.m.

You asked for a
wake-up call, right?

- What? No.
- Okay.

Is this officially snooze,
or are you hitting stop?

Can you please get
out of my room?

Yep. Going.

Jazmin,

I got to talk to
you. What's wrong?

No. Jazmin's the last person
you should be talking to.

She's the other woman.

I had a dream that Derrick
was cheating on me.

No.

Like you don't know, lady.

Oh, she's good.

Did the dream get into
who he was cheating with?

She asks guiltily.

One of the bridesmaids. Look,

I know you put a lot of
stock in dreams and stuff,

but you have to know,
my brother loves you.

He's not a cheater.

Oh, Derrick is her brother.

Oh, no. Uh, I-I mean,
good, but... oh, no.

I want to believe you.

I just don't know.

I mean, I was already
thinking this whole thing

was too good to be true.

Maybe it's a sign.

Maybe this marriage
is a mistake.

Leesh, slow down.
You're spinning out.

I got to go think.

Hold on. Her brother?

What about all the
"night sugar" talk?

What about Night Sugar?

Don't tell me what happens
in the latest episode.

I haven't seen it yet.

Night Sugar is a show? Mm,
it's a guilty pleasure.

It concerns a family
candy dynasty.

It's sort of like Succession

meets Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory,

- except everybody's hot.
- So, we ruined

a woman's engagement
because her fiancé

was watching crappy
TV with his sister?

Oh, I can't believe this.

What did I do?

At least Derrick's
not doing it with anyone.

Oh, Sass, "doing
it" is another term

for two adults
sharing a special hug.

I hate this.

Hey, Alberta, just
checking on you.

Hetty told me what happened.

You mean how I
ruined Alicia's marriage

before it even got started?

"Ruined" is strong.

Placed in jeopardy
through gross misconduct.

I got this one, Hetty.

No, she's right.

I got carried away
with this idea

that musicians can't be trusted.

That's because you were
hurt by a musician.

That's not exactly true.

Don't forget me.

I could never.

New York
City, here I come!

So, you were the musician
who hurt someone.

Yes.

We were engaged,

but then I got caught
up chasing my dreams,

and I never looked back.

Well, you were so
young, Alberta.

I broke a good man's heart,
and I've never forgiven myself.

I've been carrying that
guilt for a hundred years.

Things don't always
work out as planned.

Well, regardless,
I took that guilt

and dumped it on
Derrick and Alicia.

And now, from beyond the grave,
I've ruined another engagement.

Here's the good news:

you have four seasons of
Night Sugar to catch up on.

I really envy her.
It's delectable.

Hey, thanks for
meeting with me, Ron.

I just
wanted to apologize.

I think one of my investors
got out a little over his skis.

And if he had spoken to me
before reaching out to you,

I'd have told him not
to offer you the bribe.

Mm, right. Your investor.

Look, if you're asking
for the money back,

I've already spent it

on a pretty spicy weekend with
my girlfriend in the Poconos.

Poconos?

That was Cabo money at least.

Funny story, when I was alive,

you know what we thought was on
the other side of the Poconos?

China.

I don't want the money
back. It's just that...

the bribe was a mistake.

I'm asking for a do-over review.

Mm, that's not really
how we do things

in the world of
restaurant reviews.

Oh, of course. Ron is suddenly
a fountain of integrity.

I don't want an unearned review.

I want you to write about
your authentic experience,

even if there's some
things you didn't like.

Fine.

I got to say, in all
my years of doing this,

you're probably
the most honest guy

I've ever accepted a bribe from.

Eh, it's middling
praise, but praise.

But...

I just want you to know

that I really do think
you were onto something.

The Hudson Valley

truly could use an
upscale breastaurant.

Yes. See?

Thank you, Ron. RON: And...

it should be called
Mountains of the Valley.

Okay. We are investing in that.

Oh, come on, Alicia,
and fall asleep already

so Sass can go into your
dreams and fix this.

And to ensure that
tonight's striptease

goes off without a hitch.

Not that that's the most
important concern right now.

I just think it's very
unlikely that she's gonna take

a nap right after
she finishes packing.

It's just a very
weird thing to do.

It could happen.

Is that a yawn?

It kind of looked like a yawn.

I don't think so. She
just downed a cold brew

20 minutes ago.

I know my ghost power must
seem godlike compared to yours,

but I don't stand a
chance against cold brew.

But when she's all
packed up, she's gonna leave

and end her engagement, and
it will all be my fault.

Really? Nothing?

No one's gonna jump in

with some encouragement?

I'll try.

Great summary. Devastating
in its accuracy.

I just don't know if
he's cheating or not.

I wish there was
some sort of sign.

Ooh, should I get Trevor? Maybe
he could text her or something.

Oh, we don't have time for that.

I got this.

What is that?

You can't ask for a sign and
then be surprised by a sign.

Alberta? Is that you?

This is incredible.

So, does this humming mean
that he is cheating or not?

Seriously?

Sort of on her for not
asking a more clear question,

but nevertheless, here we are.

Quick, hum a lullaby,
and once she dozes off,

then I can tag in. I
told you, I got this.

Oh, what is this?
I recognize this.

♪ I know for certain
the one I love ♪

♪ I'm through with flirting ♪

♪ It's you that
I'm thinking of ♪

♪ Ain't misbehaving. ♪

So he's not cheating.

Oh, thanks, Alberta.

Anytime.

♪ I don't stay out late ♪

♪ Don't care to go ♪

♪ I'm home about 8:00 ♪

♪ Just me and my radio ♪

♪ Ain't misbehaving ♪

♪ Saving my love ♪

♪ For you. ♪

Oh, I did it.

Take that, everyone.

Berty's power saved the day.

Cold brew ain't got
nothing on me. Ha!

And the striptease is saved.

A-As is the marriage. Huzzah!

What on Earth are we
doing out here, Samantha?

The latest episode of Night
Sugar starts in five minutes.

We've got to find out who pushed
Dmitri into that vat of caramel.

I think you'll be very happy
with what I have planned.

Oh, and Alberta, I
did some digging,

and I found Walter's obituary.

Oh, no, did he die of heartbreak

when he realized I
wasn't coming back?

"Walter Boyd, 84, died
peacefully in his home

surrounded by loved ones."

Aww, that's nice.

He lived to be 84? What
was he, a sorcerer?

“He is survived
by five children,

16 grandchildren and his
loving wife Osceola."

Only one wife? That's so sad.

See, Alberta?

He went on to have
a pretty happy life.

Wait a minute. Osceola Buford?

That was my best friend.
Oh, Walter, you snake.

But good for him.
Thank you, Sam.

Ooh!

Right on time.

Hey, is it just me or
is the humidity rising?

What? Yep.

The barometer's getting low.

Okay, what the hell are
you talking about, Sam?

I'm talking about that.

Is that a bird?

It's a plane.

No. It's a stripper.

♪ It's raining men!

♪ Hallelujah! ♪

Did you
hire that stripper

to parachute into my
bachelorette party?

Yes, I did.

He said it's called the
"It's Raining Men" package.

He's getting pretty close.
Shouldn't he open his chute?

I think that he's delaying
it for dramatic effect.

Uh, he's cutting it
kind of close, isn't he?

Oh, my God.

Guys, the review's up.

What does it say, Chef?

"Innovative...

"surprising in the
all the best ways...

a game changer."

He barely changed a
word. He loved it.

See?

It all works out.

What the heck was that?

Oh, my God.

Crikey. You guys see that?

That was gnarly.

Can't believe I survived.

Dude.

You didn't.

Oh.

Bugger.

That makes sense. Yeah.

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