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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:02,520 [logo music] 2 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,740 [intro music] 3 00:00:21,910 --> 00:00:24,170 - Thanks for tuning in to this week's episode of 4 00:00:24,370 --> 00:00:26,130 Love Is On The Air. 5 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,790 Whether you're married, dating, or still looking for 6 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:31,760 that special someone, Nikki P is here to answer 7 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,630 all your burning love questions. 8 00:00:35,130 --> 00:00:40,060 First up, we've got Alicia C in Tucson, Arizona. 9 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:43,060 Alicia, how is your heart today? 10 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,390 - Not great, Nikki. 11 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,110 - I'm sorry to hear that, hon. Fill me in. 12 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:50,570 - Well, my boyfriend of five years, who I love 13 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,780 desperately just landed his dream job. 14 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:54,570 - Ah, Alicia that's great news. 15 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:55,860 - Two states away. 16 00:00:56,660 --> 00:00:59,370 - Okay, I'm starting to see the problem here. 17 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:02,540 I'm guessing you're not willing to relocate? 18 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,120 - I love my job and I've worked 19 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,170 so hard to get to where I am. It just doesn't 20 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:09,170 make sense for me. But I really think he's the 21 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,130 one, and I don't know what to do. 22 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:12,760 Long-distance scares me. 23 00:01:13,050 --> 00:01:14,880 - Well, if you're an avid listener of the podcast, 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,630 then you know that me and Mr. Right 25 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:19,600 did long distance for two whole years. 26 00:01:19,850 --> 00:01:20,680 - You did! 27 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:22,560 - Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:26,730 And it was hard, but we made sure that we saw 29 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:28,150 each other at least every two weeks, 30 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:31,400 and we prioritized communication above all else. 31 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,570 If he really is your Mr. Right, then nothing will get 32 00:01:34,570 --> 00:01:36,860 in the way of you two being together. 33 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,780 Okay, I don't care if - [stammering] 34 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:42,910 I don't care if he has to send a carrier pigeon, 35 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:47,210 okay? If he cares, he'll, he will make the effort. 36 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,000 [stammering] Besides, in my experience, 37 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 [stammering] distance makes the heart grow fonder. 38 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:54,960 - What is that? 39 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,170 - Uhh... Nothing. 40 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,260 Thank you so much for your call, Alicia. 41 00:01:58,260 --> 00:01:59,680 More of your questions and my answers after 42 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,590 these short messages. 43 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,640 - Nikki. 44 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,220 - I know, I know I'm dealing with it, okay. 45 00:02:03,220 --> 00:02:04,060 Just hold on. 46 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:13,900 [footsteps] 47 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,860 [knocking] 48 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:17,740 - Luke! 49 00:02:18,820 --> 00:02:19,660 [door banging] 50 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:21,240 - Luke, I know you're in there! 51 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:22,950 [door opens] 52 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,000 - Oh Nikki, what a surprise. 53 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,250 I almost didn't hear you banging 54 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,710 and screaming. What can I do for you? 55 00:02:31,130 --> 00:02:32,330 - This can't keep happening. 56 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,960 - Hmm... You're storming up here and interrupting 57 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,090 my work. I could not agree more. 58 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:38,970 - No, you are interrupting my work. I'm trying 59 00:02:38,970 --> 00:02:39,930 to record my podcast. 60 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:42,220 - Hmm that's right. Your little podcast. 61 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,180 - I'll have you know that we have over five million 62 00:02:44,180 --> 00:02:45,850 subscribers so it's not exactly what I would 63 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:46,720 call little. 64 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:49,560 - Mhm well, you know what I have? A real job. 65 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,980 I need to get back to it. So- 66 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:53,440 - Oh, you write jingles for cereal companies. 67 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,320 Your job is no more legitimate than mine. 68 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:56,110 [exhales] 69 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:58,150 - You know, ever since you've moved in here, I cannot 70 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,700 get through one recording session without 71 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,860 you just ruining everything. 72 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:03,990 I can't, I can't keep living like this. 73 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:05,580 - What do you want me to do about it? 74 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:09,330 - Play your piano some other times! 75 00:03:09,330 --> 00:03:12,040 - Play my piano? [stammering] 76 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,750 Would 6 A. M. suit her majesty? 77 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:16,670 - I just need you to be quiet between the hours 78 00:03:16,750 --> 00:03:18,630 of 12:00 and 4:00 p. m. 79 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:20,420 - Well, you see, that is when my creativity 80 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,300 is at its peak. Can't you just record 81 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:24,850 your podcast some other time? 82 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:26,850 - No, I have listeners across the country. That's 83 00:03:26,850 --> 00:03:28,390 the timezone sweet spot. 84 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,810 - Well, then I guess we're at a stalemate. 85 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,100 Well, I've lived here longer so I have seniority. 86 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:35,060 [laughing] 87 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:35,940 [bang on the door] 88 00:03:37,270 --> 00:03:39,530 - And I happen to know that you have a propane 89 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:41,150 barbecue on your balcony, 90 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:44,070 and it would be such a shame if the super were 91 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:44,910 to find out. 92 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,370 - Fine. 93 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:53,500 You can have noon to four. 94 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:55,540 - Thank you. 95 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:01,590 Thank you for your cooperation! 96 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:04,390 [door closing] 97 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,300 [clears throat] 98 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,680 Sorry for the interruption, Mike. 99 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,060 I am back, and I am ready to roll. 100 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:13,640 - Nikki? 101 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:14,850 - Mike? 102 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:16,150 - We need to talk. 103 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,690 - May I ask what this is in regards to? 104 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,940 - I'll explain over coffee after the show. 105 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:23,650 You got callers waiting. Let's go. 106 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,950 [exhales deeply] 107 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,620 - We're back! And we've got Tabatha 108 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:33,830 from Salt Lake City on the line. 109 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,830 - Tabatha, what's in your heart today? 110 00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:47,680 - Mike, I know what you're going to say, 111 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,890 and obviously the noise is not ideal. 112 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,020 - Oh Nikki. I uh- 113 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:52,350 - I know you don't like my setup 114 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:53,270 but you know how comfortable 115 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:54,600 I am recording at home. 116 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,440 - Nikki, honestly I just- 117 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,230 - Hear me out. 118 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,400 I've got a solution. 119 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:58,730 We just kill my neighbor. 120 00:04:58,770 --> 00:05:00,690 - I'm kidding. Obviously, murder's not an option. 121 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:01,480 Who do you think- 122 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,280 - Nikki! 123 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,900 [laughs] 124 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,530 You podcasters just love the sound of your 125 00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:08,070 own voices, don't you? 126 00:05:11,540 --> 00:05:12,410 Oh, well, 127 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:13,500 right on cue. 128 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,580 [footsteps approaching] 129 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:18,750 - I'm so sorry I'm late. 130 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,250 [clears throat] 131 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,090 Nikki Parsons. 132 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:25,170 What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. 133 00:05:26,130 --> 00:05:27,470 - And you as well. 134 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:28,390 Mr. ? 135 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,470 - Nikki, this is Archie Wessel 136 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:31,850 of Wessel Publishing. 137 00:05:31,850 --> 00:05:34,520 - I'm Archie Weisel of Weisel Publishing. 138 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,350 - Weisel. 139 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:36,850 - Oh. 140 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,480 - As I was about to say, 141 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,770 Mr. Weisel here has expressed deep interest 142 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:44,740 in adapting your podcast to a book. 143 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,610 - I'm sorry [laughs nervously] 144 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:49,660 what? 145 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,780 - Oh, I'm a longtime listener from day one. 146 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,370 I find your advice to be fair, concise, 147 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:57,250 and heartfelt. And to hear the love story 148 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,540 unfolding between you and Mr. Right, 149 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:00,330 well, 150 00:06:00,330 --> 00:06:02,000 you can't make that stuff up. 151 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,460 That's like something straight out of a 152 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:04,300 fairy tale. 153 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,720 So what I'm envisioning is a deep dive 154 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,840 into the relationship. 155 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:10,220 We know that you have thousands of callers, 156 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,760 calling in every day for advice. But why not 157 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,680 give them the inside scoop on how you 158 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,270 and Mr. Right became the power couple 159 00:06:16,270 --> 00:06:17,980 that we all know and love. 160 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,310 We could call it something like 161 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:23,020 "Finding Mr. Right". 162 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:28,820 - I have no words. 163 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:32,490 This is... This is like a dream come true. 164 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:33,530 I uhm... 165 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,120 I don't know if you know this about me but 166 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:37,750 my podcast started out as a weekly column. 167 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,080 I'm a writer at heart. 168 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,170 - Oh, I'm well aware. 169 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:41,380 I've done my research. 170 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:42,710 I've read all of your articles. 171 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:45,090 You have quite a way with words. 172 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:46,590 - Where do I sign? 173 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,550 - Okay, hey, Nicky, let's just uh 174 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,050 pump the brakes a little here. I'm sure 175 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,510 Mr. Weisel would like to go over 176 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:52,800 some of the logistics? 177 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:55,310 - Yes, yes. And thank you for bringing that up, 178 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,140 Mike. As you may or may not know, 179 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,980 Weisel Publishing has been my family's 180 00:06:58,980 --> 00:07:00,440 legacy for generations. 181 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:02,520 Therefore, it's very important 182 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,650 for me to meet each prospective writer 183 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:06,530 before I make any commitment. 184 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:07,990 Get to know them. 185 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,320 I need to make sure that each new prospective 186 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,870 member of the Weisel Publishing family 187 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:13,870 is a good fit. 188 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,580 That they can be trusted. 189 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,040 - Naturally... 190 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,830 - I would like to invite you to join me 191 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:25,040 at my annual writers meet and greet at my estate, 192 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,550 Martha's Vineyard, this weekend. 193 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:30,510 - Count me in. 194 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:33,300 -Well, it's nothing fancy. Just a few perspective, 195 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:35,760 writers gathering to share some good food, 196 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,350 stimulating conversation, and general merriment. 197 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:42,060 I love to host. Oh, I do hope that 198 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,600 you enjoy croquet. 199 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:45,060 - Love croquet. 200 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,480 - Well, then I think that we are going to 201 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,980 get along swimmingly. 202 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:50,940 Oh, I've got to scoot. 203 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,200 I've got another meeting. 204 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,740 Oh, and one more thing. 205 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:55,950 I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you 206 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,330 bring along Mr. Right. 207 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,250 - Mr. Right. Right. 208 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:04,540 - Well, if I'm going to sign off on a book 209 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:06,920 about the two of you, I'm gonna have to meet 210 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,420 the man in question. 211 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,260 Otherwise, how will I know he's even real? 212 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:17,800 [laughing] 213 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,640 - Did you see? 214 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,470 Did you see that? 215 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,980 - I think you're [laughs] 216 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,650 Oh. He is going to be so excited. 217 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,610 I can't wait to tell him. 218 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:32,400 A book deal. Can you believe it? 219 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,450 Here I was thinking you were going to fire me. 220 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:36,370 Everything's coming up roses. 221 00:08:36,530 --> 00:08:38,450 - Uhm, Nikki, all roses have thorns. 222 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:39,990 - What are you talking about? 223 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,250 - I don't know. Maybe just the fact that 224 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:42,870 Mr. Right doesn't even exist. 225 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,410 [shushing] 226 00:08:44,410 --> 00:08:45,830 - Careful. Someone might hear you. 227 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:51,460 Look, I have faked Mr. Right's existence for 228 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:53,220 long enough. What's one more weekend? 229 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,970 - Nikki, you heard the man. He's obviously 230 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:56,760 a huge fan. If he doesn't meet him this 231 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,260 weekend, he's going to want him next. 232 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,930 And I don't know if you forgot that this whole deal 233 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:02,980 revolves around your love story. 234 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,480 No Mr. Right, no book deal. 235 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,650 - Well, I can't lose this book deal. It's been my dream 236 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,570 since I was a little girl. 237 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:13,610 - Not to mention, the podcast would have a 238 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,490 major boost. 239 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:16,320 - Not helping. 240 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,950 - I don't know. I only see one option, 241 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:23,330 and I have to find a Mr. Right by tomorrow. 242 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:28,130 You. You. You could be my Mr. Right. 243 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:29,540 - Nikki, he just met me. 244 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:31,300 He knows who I am. And I don't know. 245 00:09:31,380 --> 00:09:32,340 I'm just thinking out loud here. 246 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,630 My wife might be opposed to that idea. 247 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,550 What good are you? 248 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:40,800 Think, Nikki, think. 249 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:45,350 - Nikki, you're smart. I believe in you. 250 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:49,520 You got one day, and go. 251 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:58,450 - Hey Jake, it's uh, it's me, 252 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,490 Nikki. 253 00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,530 Nikki, Nikki Parsons. 254 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,410 Japan, huh? Yeah, that sounds far. 255 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,960 How many kids is that? 256 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,250 Hi. This is Nikki Parsons. 257 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,460 I believe you did my teeth cleaning a few years ago. 258 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:16,340 - But I just missed you so much. 259 00:10:16,340 --> 00:10:19,180 Please Nikki, just give me one more chance. 260 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,850 - So that's it. 261 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:27,770 I am officially out of options. I give up. 262 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,900 - There's really no one else? 263 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,940 - You heard the part about my dental hygienist, right? 264 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,570 Let me look through my contacts. 265 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:39,660 I'm sure I could find someone desperate enough to- 266 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,700 - Whew, pizza. Hold on. 267 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,500 Thank y- 268 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:47,790 - Hi. 269 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:49,370 -Hi. 270 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:50,960 Are you okay? 271 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,920 - Do I look okay? 272 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,840 - Your pizza got delivered to my door again. 273 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:03,050 You really need to get your buzzer fixed, okay? 274 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,180 - You really need to fix your attitude. 275 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,970 - Jeez, sounds like a man! 276 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:09,180 -Who's on the phone? 277 00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,650 -Nobody. Thank you for the pizza. 278 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:13,610 - What's this? 279 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,980 - They're fumigating the building. 280 00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,440 We're getting kicked out for the long weekend. 281 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,900 - Great. Just what I needed. 282 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,910 -Yeah. Tell me about it. I'm new in town, and I 283 00:11:21,910 --> 00:11:23,410 don't have a couch to crash on. 284 00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,780 Why am I telling you this? 285 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:26,370 - I don't know. 286 00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,330 - Okay, bye. 287 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,620 - Bye bye then. 288 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:33,380 [door closed] - Ask him. Ask him. Ask him. 289 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,790 -I'm sorry, were you saying something? 290 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:38,380 Are you kidding me? Why don't you ask him? 291 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,510 Because I hate him. 292 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:43,680 Nikki, he needs somewhere to go this weekend. 293 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,970 You're both out of options. Now go. 294 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,390 Okay, fine, fine, fine. 295 00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,060 [door opens] 296 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,060 Yo, Luke! 297 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,610 [footsteps] 298 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,360 He, he, hey 299 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,740 You, just the guy 300 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:03,200 I was looking for. 301 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,570 -Yeah, we were literally just talking. 302 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,620 [laughing] 303 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:10,250 -You are funny. I had no idea you were so funny. 304 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,620 -What's going on? What was in that pizza? 305 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:17,170 - Nothing. I actually haven't had it yet. 306 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,960 I was, I was wondering if you wanted to split it with me, 307 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,590 because there's just way too much for a little ol' me. 308 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,340 - You want to share your pizza with me? 309 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:28,680 - Yep. 310 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:35,100 Okay, I have a favor to ask you. 311 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:42,990 [laughing] Yeah, yeah. Okay, just laugh it up. 312 00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,950 - I just, you made up a boyfriend. 313 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:46,030 - Yes. 314 00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,070 - You have a fake boyfriend. 315 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:52,040 That is literally the saddest thing I've ever heard. 316 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,040 - Never should have told you. 317 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,670 - Oh no, no, no. I won't tell anyone. 318 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,290 It's just really funny. 319 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,960 - Okay, well, you can just enjoy sleeping 320 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,260 in your car this weekend. 321 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,050 - Oh come on. 322 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:04,630 - Out. 323 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,430 - Alright. 324 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:12,640 - Wait. 325 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,820 You can have a noon to 4:00. 326 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,360 - So you are really desperate, huh? 327 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,030 - I'm asking you, aren't I? 328 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,540 - If I'm going to do this for you, 329 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,790 you have to be nice to me. 330 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,760 - Please. 331 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,930 Oh, thank you. 332 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:06,740 -Absolutely not. 333 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,320 - What? 334 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,830 - We can't use this car! 335 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:13,200 This isn't Mr. Right's car! 336 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,830 - Need I remind you that I am Mr. Right? 337 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,160 And this is my car. 338 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,040 Therefore, this is Mr. Right's car. 339 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,330 What is all that? 340 00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:23,960 - Oh, those are clothes I bought you. We're going to 341 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,340 return them after the weekend, so don't spill anything. 342 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,970 - What makes you think I would spill anything? And why can't I wear 343 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,260 my clothes? 344 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:36,560 - Okay. Mr. Right is aspirational. He's a successful 345 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,850 human rights lawyer who minored in English literature and 346 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:42,560 is an avid badminton golf and croquet player. Not a disheveled 347 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,280 jingle writer who doesn't know how to match his socks. 348 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,450 -I can match my socks. Thank you. And need I remind you 349 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,160 that Mr. Right isn't real. 350 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,950 - Of course, I know he isn't real. 351 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:57,870 But I've gotten very specific about him in my podcast and 352 00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,080 if Archie is as big as a fan as he claims, 353 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,340 we can't be risking any inconsistencies. 354 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,170 Just covering my bases. 355 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,970 Careful with that. 356 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,060 -Do we need all this? 357 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,520 - I'll drive. You have a lot of studying to do. 358 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,980 - What is this? 359 00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:25,230 - That is everything you need to know about Mr. Right. 360 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:27,610 - You cannot be serious. 361 00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,650 - Keys, please. 362 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,870 Careful! 363 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,830 Yikes. 364 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,960 Ugh, there's a smell. 365 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:07,150 -Wow. So this is how the other half lives, huh? 366 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,860 - Okay, so just remember, you need- 367 00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:13,240 Wait, how did you already stain these pants? 368 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,280 - It's fine. Come on. It's nothing. You can barely see it. 369 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,620 - Those were not cheap! 370 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,660 - It's fine. It's fine. 371 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:20,870 - What do you mean it's fine? -Come on. 372 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,830 - Look it, what did you do? - You can barely see it. 373 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,960 - How did you not notice that you did that? 374 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,210 - I don't care about the fact that I did that. 375 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:29,050 is the main thing. - Maybe you don't care cause you're not paying 376 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,670 for those pants. They were very expensive. 377 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,970 -Well, you shouldn't have bought white, should you? 378 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:33,930 [knock on door] 379 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,050 I think it's starting to set, too. 380 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:35,930 -It's not starting to set. 381 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,180 - Ooh, club soda! Do you have club soda? 382 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,390 - I don't have club soda. What- 383 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:42,430 - Nikki, you made it. I was beginning to worry. 384 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,480 - Sorry, car troubles. 385 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:48,400 - And you must be the mysterious Mr. Right. 386 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,400 - That is me. 387 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,570 That's me. 388 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:55,360 - Oh, I can't tell you how thrilled I am to 389 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,120 have you both join us. 390 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,870 Come! Come, come, come. 391 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:00,490 - Come join the rest of the gang. - Okay 392 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,870 - After you, sweetie. 393 00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:02,660 -Thank you. 394 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:03,710 -Thank you. 395 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:15,380 - Now, this is Jack Forrester. He's an up-and-coming mystery 396 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:19,260 writer. Rumor has it. He's a bit of a Sherlock himself. 397 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:23,930 So all of your secrets will be revealed... eventually. 398 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:28,730 And that's Dr. Harriet Brown, and her husband, Moody Chandler. 399 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,230 No, that doesn't seem right. 400 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,780 I heard Dr. Brown give a lecture 401 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:40,160 in San Francisco last year, and it absolutely changed my life. 402 00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:45,370 - Nikki, what a pleasure? I am a huge fan of your podcast. 403 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,040 That episode where you help that couple work through their 404 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,380 underlying resentments after they were forced to move in 405 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,960 with their in-laws was truly inspiring. 406 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,760 -Thank you so much. 407 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,590 That means a lot, especially coming from you. 408 00:17:57,590 --> 00:18:00,470 - And this is my husband Chandler. - Hi, how are you? 409 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:03,770 - Yes, of course, how can I forget, Chandler Moody. 410 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:07,270 And, now you are an insta poet, is that right? 411 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,650 - That's correct. - His latest poetry slam performance 412 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:12,860 between the leaves is going viral as we speak. 413 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,030 - Ah, well we'll have to check that out. 414 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,860 - And you must be Mr. Right! 415 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:23,490 I have goosebumps. You're exactly as I pictured you. 416 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:24,790 - Ah. 417 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,000 - Oh, but this is silly. 418 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,960 We can't go on calling you Mr. Right all weekend. 419 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,670 We don't even know your real name. 420 00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,250 - Grant 421 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,710 - Uhh, Brick- 422 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:37,510 ton. 423 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,220 Yeah, uh, Grant Brickton. 424 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:45,220 I come from a long line of Masons. 425 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,560 - Interesting. 426 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,440 Well, I look forward to hearing more about that. 427 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:54,270 -Well, I look forward to telling you all more about that. 428 00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,780 - Well grab your weapon of choice. 429 00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:59,200 We are in the middle of a heated game of bocce. 430 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,280 - You know, we actually would love to freshen up 431 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,200 a little. Long drive. 432 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,580 - Oh, yes, of course. Let me give you the 433 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,250 grand tour. Come, come, come. 434 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,370 -Nice to meet you all. 435 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:11,000 - Ciao. 436 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,460 -And this will be your room. 437 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,220 - Huh. - Right. One bed. 438 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,050 - For both of us. 439 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,310 -Now, Im going to leave you two lovebirds alone, but I'll see 440 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,850 you both at 5:00 for cocktail hour. 441 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,940 - Ooh. - Great, cocktail hour. 442 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:35,400 So, rock, paper, scissors? 443 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,530 -What? No way. I'm taking the bed. 444 00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,860 - Why should you get the bed? 445 00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:41,360 - Because I'm the lady. 446 00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,240 - Yeah, the lady I'm doing a huge favor for. 447 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,080 - Oh, I am so sorry that I dragged you to this gorgeous 448 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,460 estate where you're going to be served five star meals 449 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,880 and surrounded by gorgeous scenery in the top intellectual 450 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,630 minds of this country. And you should be thanking me. 451 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:58,380 - Thanking you? Okay, well, you know what I might do 452 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,510 instead of thanking you is 453 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:04,010 go tell everyone that we're putting on a big charade. 454 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,260 - Shh. Shh. Stop! 455 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:08,970 - Fine. We'll, alternate. One night on, one night off. 456 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:12,520 -Alternate? Okay. And you know what, 457 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,400 since I'm such a gentleman, I'll even let you have 458 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,310 the first night. 459 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,770 - Wow, chivalry isn't dead. 460 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,530 -You know, keeping it alive. 461 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,740 - So that could have gone better. 462 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,490 - Yeah. I'm surprised you don't know your 463 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:27,700 own boyfriend's name. 464 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,410 - Yeah, I don't know why. I just always 465 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,710 call him Mr. Right. 466 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,540 I created this perfect love story with a perfect 467 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:41,760 man, and it worked. My listeners responded and my subscribers 468 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:47,760 doubled. Everyone loves Mr. Right. He is the perfect man. 469 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,560 -Well, he doesn't exist. 470 00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:54,310 - Exactly. 471 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,810 - Good luck with that. 472 00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,940 Ooh, swag. 473 00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,490 I love free stuff. 474 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,620 - Were you born in a barn? Stop it. 475 00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:13,960 You have to read the card first. 476 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,090 - Let the games begin. 477 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,840 What do you think that means? 478 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,470 - I don't know. Scrabble? 479 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:36,230 - I'm starting us off with a round of refreshing 480 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,650 gin rickey's in honor of one 481 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:41,980 of my favorite novels of all time. Can anyone guess? 482 00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:43,400 (All) The Great Gatsby? 483 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,240 - Yes 484 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:47,910 - Well, Great Gatsby was, like, my favorite novel in high school. 485 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,120 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, thank you. 486 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,950 - Is this a first edition Huckleberry Finn? 487 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:57,120 - Oh, yes. That belongs to my husband, 488 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:57,920 actually. 489 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,880 -Oh I didn't know you were married. 490 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:02,880 - Yes, going on 15 years now. 491 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:05,130 - Will he be joining us this weekend? 492 00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:05,510 - No. 493 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,970 He has business overseas. 494 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:13,680 Would you, excuse me, I'm, I'm going to go check on dinner. 495 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,690 - Nikki, join me. 496 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,570 - Are you coming? - Uh, Yeah. 497 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,570 You know what, I'll catch up with you. 498 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:26,900 I think that's an antique golden age Steinway. 499 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,410 - Just don't break anything. 500 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:30,620 - I'm not gonna break anything. 501 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:32,080 - And don't talk too much. 502 00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:33,910 - Nikki? - Go! 503 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,340 -She's a beauty, isn't she? 504 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:46,460 - Oh, yeah. 505 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,800 - Do you play? 506 00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,050 - I dabble. 507 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,260 Dabble. 508 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,470 - I didn't get a chance to properly introduce myself. 509 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,640 Jack Forrester. 510 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,850 - Yeah, no, the, the mystery writer. 511 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,270 - Grant Brickstone. 512 00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:02,860 - Sorry, I must have misheard. I could have 513 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,480 sworn you said Brickton. 514 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,190 - Oh, what's in this drink? 515 00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:11,360 Uh no. It is, it is Brickton. It used to be Brickstone 516 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,740 and my grandfather, he changed it. Long time ago. 517 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,450 - Hmm. This place is pretty impressive, huh? 518 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,460 - Mhmm. - Did you see the gift baskets? 519 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:23,580 -Yeah, yeah, pretty swanky stuff. 520 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:27,880 Hey, did yours come with a note? 521 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:29,920 - Let the games begin. 522 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,470 -Yeah. What do you think that means? 523 00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:35,760 - I, I know what it means. 524 00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:36,390 -You do? 525 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,560 - My sources tell me that this long weekend is more 526 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,890 than just a meet and greet. 527 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,940 - What are you boys talking about over here? 528 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,360 - Well, Harriet and I have it on good authority that 529 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:52,030 this weekend, it's actually a test. 530 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:57,030 And, there’s only one book deal up for grabs. 531 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,910 - I'm sorry. One book deal? 532 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,460 Well then, why would he invite us all here? 533 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:06,040 -To assess who the most deserving candidate is? 534 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,130 -He's very particular about who he works with. 535 00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,880 -So how does that work for the two of you then? 536 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:12,010 -What do you mean? 537 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,720 -Well, you're a couple competing for the same book deal. 538 00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:18,220 -Well, in my opinion, and Nikki, 539 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,020 I'm sure you can weigh in on this. 540 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,560 Every relationship can greatly benefit 541 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,600 from a healthy dose of competition. 542 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,060 It helps keep the spark alive. 543 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:31,650 - Harriet and I have a very egalitarian marriage. 544 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:47,920 -Grant, I would love to hear 545 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000 in your words how you and Nikki met. 546 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,300 - In, In my words? 547 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,470 - Yes, I followed your relationship 548 00:24:57,470 --> 00:25:00,850 from Nikki's point of view, but I think we'd all love to 549 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:02,640 hear your side. 550 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:08,650 - Yeah, right, of course. Well. 551 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,440 [Nervous laugh] 552 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:16,740 Oh yeah, it was, it was a warm summer night. 553 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,780 - It was September. 554 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,080 -Right. 555 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:22,500 One of those hot September nights. 556 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:26,170 Anyways, I was sitting on a patio, 557 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,380 having Italian food. - Chinese. 558 00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,960 -That's right. 559 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,510 Noodles were involved. 560 00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:38,890 Now I remember. Anyway, there she was, just 561 00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:42,770 sitting alone at the bar. The most beautiful woman I'd ever 562 00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:46,730 seen. Couldn't take my eyes off her. 563 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:49,020 I had to go over and talk to her. 564 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,570 - Now, this is the best part 565 00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:51,860 tell them what you said. 566 00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,990 - What, what was that thing I said, sweetie? 567 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:06,000 - Casablanca, honey. 568 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,380 - Right. Yes. 569 00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:12,550 Of all the gin joints in all the towns, 570 00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,130 in all the world, 571 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,550 (all) she walks into mine. 572 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,760 -I slept like a log last night. 573 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,350 - Good morning. 574 00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:08,680 - Good morning. - Good morning. 575 00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:18,530 -Sorry to interrupt you moment of solitude. 576 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,650 -Oh. no. 577 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:24,240 - So who are you really? 578 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,700 -I'm sorry, what? 579 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,250 - Sorry to be so blunt. I'm never my 580 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:35,290 best in the morning, but, yeah, who are you? 581 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,260 - Grant Brikstone. 582 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,130 -But I could have sworn you said Brickton? 583 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,300 - Right. 584 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,890 - Yeah, that. 585 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,850 - Okay, what gave me up? 586 00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:55,650 - For one, you keep getting your name wrong. 587 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,860 The sloppy storytelling. 588 00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:02,110 Not to mention when you lie, you pick at your left thumb nail. 589 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,620 Now, don't tell me you're, you're 590 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:11,370 you’re an artist, a musician, more specifically. 591 00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,170 -How did you possibly know that? 592 00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:15,750 - Every time a song comes on, you play the chords 593 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:17,710 with your left hand, like you're playing a piano. 594 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:18,630 - I do? 595 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,590 -You do. 596 00:28:20,090 --> 00:28:22,430 - Good morning, boys. - Hey. 597 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,890 - That, that is very, very 598 00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:28,350 impressive, Jack, and very bad. Nikki is going to kill me. 599 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,850 -Hey, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 600 00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:33,060 I don't think anyone else has figured it out. 601 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,190 - Well, I'm Luke. 602 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,400 - It’s a pleasure to meet you, Luke. 603 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,860 So what's the story? 604 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,550 - Luke? 605 00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:09,220 Oh no! 606 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,350 Oh why, why me? 607 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,440 Ow! 608 00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:17,310 -Yeah. So that's the long and short of it. 609 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,360 I just hope that I can pull this off. 610 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,110 - Well don't let my figuring it out worry you. 611 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:24,030 When you write as many mystery stories as I do, 612 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,950 you pick up on a few things. 613 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,570 - Good morning, gentlemen. 614 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,990 Oh, there she is. 615 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,370 -Jack, would you mind if I just grab 616 00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,910 my boyfriend for a quick second? 617 00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:33,660 - All yours. 618 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,710 - Duty calls. 619 00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:38,670 - Good morning, sunshine. 620 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:39,670 -Why didn't you wake me up? 621 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:42,050 - Cause you look so peaceful. I didn't want to disturb you. 622 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,550 -I am missing valuable face-to-face time with Archie. 623 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,590 How do you think this makes me look? 624 00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:46,760 - It doesn't make you look 625 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,140 - I hope I'm not interrupting a lover's quarrel. 626 00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:49,140 - No 627 00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,050 - No - No 628 00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:50,720 - We were 629 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,470 - Just arguing about who wrote all of Shakespeare's plays. 630 00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,850 I mean, he couldn’t have possibly written them all, right? 631 00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:58,600 - My husband and I argue about that all the time. 632 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,230 -So cute. It's just, just like us, hon. 633 00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:05,070 -Or we used to. Anywho, if everyone 634 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:07,780 is fed and caffeinated, I'd like to invite you to join 635 00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:11,080 me out on the lawn. I've got something planned that I 636 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,750 know the two of you are really going to enjoy. Come. 637 00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:16,580 Come, come, come. 638 00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:20,210 - Oh, hey, hold my hand. 639 00:30:28,970 --> 00:30:32,600 -Nothing brightens my day like a game of croquet. 640 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,600 Oh, that rhymes. Now, I'm an insta poet too. [chuckles] 641 00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:41,270 I hope you're all ready for some fierce but fun competition. 642 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:44,780 -Well, you should be a shoe-in, Grant, considering your family's 643 00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,240 annual croquet tournament. 644 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,650 - Oh, yeah, yeah, you all better 645 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,110 watch out. 646 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:55,160 I never played croquet in my life. What are we going to do? 647 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,450 - Sorry. How was I supposed to know we're going to 648 00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,410 play croquet. 649 00:30:58,410 --> 00:30:59,750 - Oh, I don't know. We're at an estate in 650 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:00,750 Martha's Vineyard. 651 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,170 I think it's safe to assume. 652 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:03,670 - Okay, just calm down. 653 00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:07,050 Luckily, croquet is very straightforward. You just 654 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:12,050 aim for the hoop, hit the ball, and believe in yourself. 655 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,060 -Very helpful. Thank you. 656 00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,390 - Come on, lovebirds. 657 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,180 Show us what you're made of. 658 00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,290 - Oh. 659 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,170 -Yeah, too bad. 660 00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:47,670 - Just warming up. 661 00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,340 - Next time, aim for the -The hoop. 662 00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:53,180 I know. Aim for the hoop. 663 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,350 It's very clear. Thank you. 664 00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,180 - I'm just trying to help. 665 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:55,970 -You're not helping. 666 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,600 -That's how it's done. 667 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:06,360 - You know you're supposed to be good at this. 668 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,820 - I am trying. 669 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,650 -Try much harder. 670 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,280 - Oh, good job. -Yes 671 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,280 All right, Nikki, you're up. 672 00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,450 - Good luck. 673 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,290 -Oh, haha. 674 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,380 - Nice shot, superstar. 675 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,180 -You're throwing me off my game. 676 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:36,140 - Yeah, what game? 677 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,810 - All clean shot. Yeah. 678 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,990 Oh, well done. 679 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,240 - We're so far behind. - He owns the house. 680 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,200 What do you expect? 681 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,580 - What does it have to do with anything? 682 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,040 Hoop, hoop, aim for the hoop. 683 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,500 - The hoop. Aim for the hoop. 684 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,130 Can't get any worse, right? 685 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,000 - Just warming up. 686 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,010 - Yeah, just a bit rusty. 687 00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,130 Just a little bit. - Just warming up. 688 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,560 - Oh, he knicked it Archie. 689 00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:25,850 -I'm sure we can all agree that Grant can have a do-over. 690 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,980 -Thank you, Archie. Thank you. 691 00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,530 - Say, Grant at the family 692 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:34,740 thanksgiving tournament, who are you? 693 00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:38,450 The turkey? [laughs] 694 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,120 - Focus, focus. 695 00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:56,300 So Grant, how many tournaments have you won? 696 00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,720 - Enough. Enough. 697 00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,930 - Yeah, obviously. -Just a little off today. -It's just, 698 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,560 - Just a little off today. 699 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:05,020 - Just a little off. 700 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,730 - Oh, oh. - Grant! 701 00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:11,650 - What? 702 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,480 - Don’t take me down with you. 703 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,570 - I'm not trying to get you down. 704 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:14,530 - You are taking me down. 705 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:16,820 I am not! [yelling] 706 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:22,490 Oh, oh, sweetie, oh yeah, it's that call. The important 707 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:25,200 lawyer phone call with the human rights 708 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,750 officer guy. 709 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,540 You know what guys, I'm just going to take this, 710 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:34,210 proceed on without me, and I'll be back. 711 00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,340 -Wow, trouble in paradise. 712 00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:44,140 - I'm going to go. 713 00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,430 Yeah. Yeah. 714 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:52,690 - His phone wasn't even on. 715 00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:58,360 - Ooh, there you go, darling. 716 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,380 - Hey. - Hey 717 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:20,470 look, Nikki, I don't think I can do this, okay. 718 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:23,220 - No, no, no. Luke, I'm sorry, okay. I shouldn't have snapped at you. 719 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,390 -Aren't we supposed to be this like perfect couple? 720 00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:29,480 - I know, okay. I'm just stressed out, and everything is falling apart. 721 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,940 And maybe you were right. Maybe 722 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,730 I was crazy to think this could work. 723 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:39,860 We should just cut our losses and go home. 724 00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,780 -Just wait, wait, wait. 725 00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:48,120 We've come this far. 726 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:50,750 We may as well 727 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:51,870 see it through. 728 00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:52,960 We can do this. 729 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,040 - You think? 730 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,750 -Yeah. Yeah. 731 00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:01,680 I mean, we can't convince them that I'm any better at croquet. 732 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:05,050 -That's baseball. Croquet is like this. 733 00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:05,970 - Whatever. 734 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,850 But, we can convince them 735 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,350 that we’re in love. 736 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,310 - Yeah 737 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:17,900 Yeah, we can do that. 738 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,740 - We can do this. 739 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,570 But we got to be a team. 740 00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:26,280 - Deal. 741 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:44,590 -Is everything all right with you two? 742 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,470 -Yes. We are so sorry 743 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,640 about that. We just got a little carried away. Works been 744 00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:54,770 very stressful for Grant. A lot of human rights issues. 745 00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:57,650 -And I know how important this weekend is to Nikki, and I 746 00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,440 guess I just cracked into the pressure so. 747 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,780 - Well just the fact that you put your own work aside 748 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:06,160 to be here for her is a real testament to your relationship. 749 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:09,990 - The key is to listen and to not place any blame, 750 00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:13,460 and to remember that 751 00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,330 we are on the same team. 752 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,630 - Am I lucky man or what? 753 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,690 - Psst. Hey, I’m going to go for a walk. You want to come? 754 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:41,940 -Hey, Grant. I was hoping we could finish our conversation 755 00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,780 on the Galveston treaty, and how that'll affect world 756 00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,740 peace on a global scale. 757 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:49,200 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 758 00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:53,910 Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, 759 00:37:53,910 --> 00:37:55,160 Hey, hey, wait up. 760 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,830 - Hi. I thought you were exhausted. 761 00:37:57,830 --> 00:37:59,460 -Well, I was until Chandler wanted to talk about 762 00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,880 some human rights treaty. 763 00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:02,500 - Good call. 764 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:05,090 - You couldn’t have just made Mr. Right like a fireman or something. 765 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,640 - Well to be a fireman, you'd have to be up before noon every day. 766 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,470 - How dare you? 767 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,930 I've been up before noon. 768 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,100 - Okay. - Once. 769 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,770 - Because I’m the one doing all the work here. 770 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:16,940 - Get down, get down. 771 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,770 -you're asking questions, and I don't know what I'm suppose 772 00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:21,980 to tell them anymore. I have to keep making up excuses. 773 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:25,320 -We can't let him know that we're eavesdropping. 774 00:38:25,490 --> 00:38:27,400 -Why are we eavesdropping? 775 00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:29,870 -If I can gather some Intel, the movie will give me a leg 776 00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:30,910 up on the book deal, you know? 777 00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:34,240 - Seems manipulative, but okay. 778 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,580 - And there's a mystery writer. He, he's starting to 779 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:42,380 suspect. I can tell. Makes me very very nervous. No, don't 780 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:46,550 hang up on me. Don't you dare hang up on me. I am. Because 781 00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:48,760 I am upset. Does it mean nothing to you? 782 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:52,180 - Oh. Go, over there. 783 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:53,810 - Where? Where? Go where? - This way. 784 00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:54,470 - Get down. 785 00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:55,850 - Down? - Get down. 786 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,230 I'm down. -Move! 787 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,230 - Where are you taking me? 788 00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:02,480 -Stop asking too many questions. 789 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,240 What are we doing? 790 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,370 - Of course, your pants are ruined again. 791 00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:13,160 -Oh, and who's fault is that, James Bond? 792 00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:19,580 -Oh wow, this place is beautiful. Look at all these orchids. 793 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,250 - You know, Archie isn't messing around. 794 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,420 These things are expensive. 795 00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,090 - Yeah 796 00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:28,300 So can you please stop pawing at them. 797 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:30,340 - I'm not pawing at them, thank you. 798 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,050 - I just don't want you to break anything. 799 00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,930 -Why do you always think I'm going to ruin everything? 800 00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:38,640 - I didn’t do that. You did that. 801 00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:40,480 - Okay. I just want to get through this 802 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,650 weekend without any disasters. 803 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,610 - Oh no, no, no. - Wow. 804 00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:47,480 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Looks like I'm not the 805 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,320 one we've got to worry about, huh? - No, no, no, no. Help me. 806 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,700 -I thought I heard voices in here. 807 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,410 -Hi Archie. 808 00:39:57,410 --> 00:40:00,960 We were, we were admiring your beautiful orchid collection. 809 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,540 - Oh, yes, they're like my babies. My husband and 810 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,790 I have been collecting them for years. 811 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880 - And this one, this 812 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,050 is so unique. 813 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:14,550 - Oh, yes, this is the Golden Moon Orchid. You 814 00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:18,770 can only find it in India. It's very rare. Legend has it 815 00:40:18,770 --> 00:40:22,850 if tended properly. It can bring you fortune and prosperity. 816 00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:27,440 -Well, you must be taking very good care of it then. 817 00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,570 - I got it at the annual orchid auction. That's where I met my 818 00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:35,160 husband. We were in a bidding war, and we decided to share 819 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,250 custody. These are all worth a small fortune, but this 820 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,120 one is priceless to me. 821 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,790 - A small fortune? 822 00:40:45,790 --> 00:40:46,420 - Oh, oh. 823 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,510 Oh, I’ve got to take this. Excuse me. 824 00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,510 -Okay. It's going to be fine, okay? 825 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,470 Just find another pot, and I'm going to salvage as much soil as 826 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,930 I can, okay? 827 00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:09,610 - Ta da! 828 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,360 - Are you blind? We can't use this pot. He's going to know. 829 00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,820 -He's not going to notice. 830 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,450 - You heard him. These are his babies! 831 00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,740 - You need to calm down. 832 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,950 - I'm never going to get this book deal now. 833 00:41:21,950 --> 00:41:23,750 - Look, it's going to be fine, okay? Watch, watch, 834 00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:27,000 watch, watch. We put that in there. 835 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,670 - That's messy. 836 00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:30,800 - No, it's good. It's good. 837 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:35,090 See? Good as new. 838 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:37,180 -He's going to know. 839 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,890 - Look, if it's alive, then what's the difference, okay? 840 00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:44,140 Come on. You know what? You just need to get your mind 841 00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:45,270 off this, okay? 842 00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:48,520 - Yeah, okay. 843 00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,190 - Okay. 844 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,780 - Mr. Right is an excellent badminton player. 845 00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:01,490 Obviously. 846 00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,370 So how about we go over the basics 847 00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:05,830 and take it from there? 848 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,040 - Why don't we just hit the birdie, huh? 849 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,340 - Okay. 850 00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,260 Are you sure you don't want to go over the rules first? 851 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,470 Like how to serve properly. I'm just trying to avoid a 852 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,760 whole other croquet disaster. 853 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,350 - You know, I think I got this. 854 00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,060 -All right. We'll start off slow. 855 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:44,740 Beginner's luck. 856 00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:22,070 - What is that? 857 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:26,080 -Ah, I believe in badminton terms, that's what they call a 858 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,040 winner. 859 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,460 Yeah, I coached in high school, college. 860 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,330 Badminton is kind of my thing. 861 00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:36,300 - You coached badminton? 862 00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:41,090 - Came in handy just now, didn’t it? 863 00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,550 - Why didn't you tell me? 864 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,260 -I didn't want to ruin the opportunity to 865 00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,890 take that smug look off your face. 866 00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:49,640 - You are just. - Amazing. 867 00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:50,730 I know. 868 00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:54,610 - You two up for a game of doubles? 869 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,030 - Maybe you redeem yourself. 870 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,150 What? He knows I'm kidding, right Grant? 871 00:44:01,530 --> 00:44:02,820 - Yeah you bet. 872 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,410 - Let's spin for serve. - Yep. 873 00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,410 - Oh, that's us. Let's go! 874 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,370 - I'll take the back. 875 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,870 - We got this. 876 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:22,930 Here we go. 877 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:26,720 Nice, nice. 878 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:33,100 - Oh. - It's okay, it's okay. 879 00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:44,530 - That’s out! 880 00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,830 - Nice! 881 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,920 - Okay, let's go again. 882 00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:57,790 - Got that one? - Yep. 883 00:44:58,290 --> 00:44:59,500 - Oh, you got it. 884 00:45:01,510 --> 00:45:02,720 - Got it! - Got it! 885 00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:09,140 - Chandler! 886 00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:22,820 [Cheering] 887 00:45:24,650 --> 00:45:26,410 [Clapping hands] 888 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,370 - What a thrilling game! 889 00:45:28,870 --> 00:45:35,080 The teamwork, the silent communication, the athleticism, 890 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,960 you see that is what makes a power couple. 891 00:45:38,630 --> 00:45:40,800 and a valiant effort from Harriet. 892 00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:42,300 and Chandler too. 893 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,880 A game well-played by all. 894 00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,510 - You see me playing with my wrist isn't acting up. 895 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,100 - No one likes a poor loser, Chandler. 896 00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:55,310 Now, the winning couple, I’m going to gift you with a real treat. 897 00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:59,020 Something that helps me gain a new perspective. 898 00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:00,820 Congratulations. 899 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:02,030 Thank you, Archie. 900 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:05,280 - Oh, no, you earned it. You deserve it. Now, 901 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,780 come, come, come. Let's all go get cleaned up for dinner. 902 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:18,540 Hearing about your dynamic is one thing, but to see the 903 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:22,250 two of you in action, that was something to behold, 904 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,380 -Archie, you're too kind. 905 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:26,760 - No, no, no, you have to give yourself 906 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,550 credit. Relationships can be hard, but you two seem to 907 00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:34,270 have something really special here, I can tell by the 908 00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:36,390 way you two look at each other. 909 00:46:36,390 --> 00:46:38,480 -Well, it's not always easy. I mean, she can be pretty stubborn 910 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,110 and kind of bossy. And sometimes when she doesn't have things 911 00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,360 just right. 912 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:50,030 But it's her heart that always wins me back. 913 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,950 She's just got this really special soul. 914 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,750 - Oh, you two must think I'm a 915 00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:03,670 silly old fool, but I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm a sucker 916 00:47:03,670 --> 00:47:08,550 for love. I'm going to go, and I'm going to round up the rest 917 00:47:08,550 --> 00:47:13,680 of the gang. Nikki, I've such a good feeling about you. 918 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:24,320 - A special soul. -I don't know, okay. I was put on the spot. 919 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,480 Besides, I'm not the writer here. 920 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,070 - Well either way, I think he bought it. 921 00:47:29,650 --> 00:47:30,450 -I think he did. 922 00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:38,080 -I just don't understand how you can say that he's derivative. 923 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,580 He's one of the most original authors of our time. 924 00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:42,540 - Oh, give me a break. His prose are 925 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:45,300 ripped directly from the pages of Tolstoy. 926 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,170 -Harriet has a valid point. 927 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,470 Nikki, you've been silent for this entire debate. 928 00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:53,640 I'm sure you have some insights for us. 929 00:47:54,510 --> 00:47:59,850 - I haven't read this particular book, so 930 00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:05,400 I don't have any opinions to share on said piece. 931 00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:10,450 - Oh, well perhaps you could share with us some of the books that 932 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:12,950 have influenced you over the past few years. -Oh, I would 933 00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:20,830 - Oh, I would have to say the Parisian Rendezvous. 934 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,460 - I also love the four seasons of Lola Mae. 935 00:48:31,590 --> 00:48:33,380 I like romance. 936 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:35,510 - Romance, how adorable, right? 937 00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:40,350 - Well, actually, romance is one of the top 938 00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:42,640 grossing literary genres in the world. 939 00:48:43,730 --> 00:48:46,310 -Well, I don't mind admitting that I for one 940 00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:50,110 cannot resist a good romantic story every now and then. 941 00:48:50,110 --> 00:48:52,240 I mean, we all need a little escapism, right? 942 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:53,660 - Yeah, I was just going to say how much I 943 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:57,200 adore the genre. I love pride and prejudice. 944 00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,290 -Speaking of romance, Grant, I would love to hear more about 945 00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,910 your love story with Nikki. 946 00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:06,750 - Yeah. Um, what would you like to hear? 947 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,590 - When was the first time you said, I love you? 948 00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:14,220 -Well, I wanted it to be special. 949 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,850 I take the words ‘I love you’ very seriously. 950 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,680 And so I waited. 951 00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:28,610 - And waited and waited. 952 00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:30,610 -Until I knew I was sure. 953 00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,950 Until I knew it was real. 954 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,700 But there was no denying it. 955 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,200 I was head over heels, 956 00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:42,540 and I needed her to know. 957 00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:47,710 and so one afternoon, I snuck into her apartment, 958 00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:50,590 and I filled the room with her favorite flower. 959 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,920 Lilies. 960 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:56,340 And I got her favorite pizza from the place on the corner, 961 00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,890 pepperoni, onions, mushrooms and extra cheese. 962 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:07,810 - And as soon as he walked in, I just knew. 963 00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:11,520 He didn't have to say the words. His actions said it all. 964 00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:14,690 -It was just another night at home, 965 00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:17,530 just the two of us. 966 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,870 But this time was different, 967 00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:23,330 because this time, 968 00:50:24,410 --> 00:50:25,790 it was real. 969 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:27,790 - Yeah. 970 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:29,920 It was just 971 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:34,840 the two of us, and thousands and thousands of flowers. 972 00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:38,720 -To true love. 973 00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,140 (All) To true love. 974 00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:43,390 - To true love. 975 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:50,770 - Well, now, I'd like to invite you all to join me in 976 00:50:50,770 --> 00:50:55,360 the home theater downstairs tonight in honor of our own 977 00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:01,030 happy couple. We will be screening, Casablanca. 978 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,500 -Hey, thank you. 979 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,210 -Yeah. Let's go. 980 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:24,760 -Oh, it's, um, it's your turn to take the bed tonight, remember? 981 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:31,480 -Oh, I'm already set up. You know, I've got all my stuff so 982 00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:34,570 it's not so bad. You keep the bed. 983 00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:37,150 - Thank you. -Yeah. 984 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,170 -What you writing? 985 00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,340 - Nothing, really. 986 00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:06,470 Okay, well, every 987 00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:10,060 once in awhile, when a song lyric or idea pops into my 988 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,310 head, I just jot it down. 989 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,940 -Ah, you mean for one of your jingles? 990 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:22,160 -No, not for one of my jingles. Believe it or not, 991 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,450 I actually had greater aspirations for myself at one point. 992 00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:28,660 I'm a songwriter. 993 00:52:29,830 --> 00:52:31,290 Folk, specifically. 994 00:52:32,370 --> 00:52:33,880 - That's so cool. 995 00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:36,340 Is there anything I would have heard? 996 00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:40,010 -Well, I sold a couple of songs a few years ago, but 997 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,840 the industry can be pretty inconsistent. 998 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,050 And so I picked up jingle writing to make ends meet. And 999 00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:49,850 I don't know, I guess that took up so much of my time that 1000 00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:53,140 the songwriting just kind of fell to the wayside. So to 1001 00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:57,690 answer your question, probably not. 1002 00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,990 -Can I read some? 1003 00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:08,240 -Yeah, 1004 00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,040 yeah. I mean, I don't know how good it'll be without the 1005 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,830 music, you know. But, 1006 00:53:13,830 --> 00:53:15,630 why not? 1007 00:53:24,470 --> 00:53:26,340 - This is like poetry. 1008 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:27,510 -Thanks. 1009 00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:30,770 Yeah, I mean, you know, I've got the words. I just need to let 1010 00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:32,100 the music come to me now. 1011 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,900 -Seriously, Luke, you've got a gift. 1012 00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:40,940 You should perform this, you know, get it out there. 1013 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,780 -No, no, no, I'm not a performer. I'm just a songwriter. 1014 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,160 - Well, I don't know about that. 1015 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,740 You put out quite the performance tonight. 1016 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,080 -That was pretty good, huh? -Yeah 1017 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,460 - I guess I’m tapping into my inner Mr. Right. 1018 00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:09,720 -How did you know that lilies are my favorite flower? 1019 00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:13,720 -Oh, I don't know. 1020 00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:17,060 I guess I just noticed that every Sunday 1021 00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:20,060 without fail, you come back from the farmers market with 1022 00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,190 an apple strudel and a bouquet of fresh lilies. So I just 1023 00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:27,700 put two and two together. 1024 00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:30,030 -Aren't you observant? 1025 00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:31,740 -Yeah, living upstairs from someone 1026 00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:33,450 you pick up on a thing or two. 1027 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,160 - Oh, yeah? 1028 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,460 What else have you noticed? 1029 00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:40,790 -Well, judging from the 1030 00:54:40,790 --> 00:54:44,130 amount of take out that you order, you either hate cooking 1031 00:54:44,130 --> 00:54:46,920 or are very bad at it. 1032 00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:48,970 -Correct on both counts. 1033 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:51,890 -Oh, you put 1034 00:54:51,890 --> 00:54:55,220 onions and mushrooms on your pizza, which tells me you 1035 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:57,180 have no taste. 1036 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,020 -Hey. 1037 00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:00,560 -I'm just telling it like it is. 1038 00:55:01,610 --> 00:55:02,730 oh, and 1039 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:05,610 every Friday night, instead of going out with your friends, 1040 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,490 you have a slumber party with your niece. 1041 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:12,030 Which tells me that you put family above all 1042 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,950 and you have a big heart. 1043 00:55:14,990 --> 00:55:17,910 -Or do you mean a special soul? 1044 00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,290 - Okay. Smart aleck. 1045 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,670 What have you picked up about me? 1046 00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:26,670 - Oh, you mean besides the loud footsteps and the incessant 1047 00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:27,840 jingle playing? 1048 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,260 -Besides the obvious, yeah. 1049 00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:31,470 -Well, I, I know you 1050 00:55:31,470 --> 00:55:34,560 subscribe to the Boston Voice and the Massachusetts Independent, 1051 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,730 which makes me think you have an interest in current events 1052 00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:38,930 and politics. 1053 00:55:39,310 --> 00:55:40,020 -Correct. 1054 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:42,650 -You also subscribe to beautiful 1055 00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:44,820 botany, which makes me think 1056 00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:46,610 you have a bit of a green thumb. 1057 00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:50,360 -I may have a pretty extensive herb garden. 1058 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:52,280 -Oh, and 1059 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,580 every Saturday morning, you make yourself this full breakfast. 1060 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,290 I mean, I'm talking pancakes and bacon, the works. 1061 00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,920 The smell is intoxicating. 1062 00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:03,080 -You can smell that? 1063 00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:05,340 -Maybe when we're 1064 00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:06,840 back in the city, you should come over, and I'll make you 1065 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,340 my famous French toast. 1066 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,180 -I'd like that. 1067 00:56:20,730 --> 00:56:22,560 We should get some sleep 1068 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,610 -Yeah, big day tomorrow. 1069 00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:30,740 -Good night, Luke 1070 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:32,530 -Good night, Nikki. 1071 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,200 [phone vibrating] 1072 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,870 -Hello. 1073 00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:46,920 -Hello. Updates here, please. I'm going crazy. 1074 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:48,340 -Wait, wait, wait. One sec. 1075 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,980 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? 1076 00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:04,310 It's 10:30. 1077 00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:05,770 -Oh, really? 1078 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,940 Man, time feels like it doesn't exist here. 1079 00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:10,900 -Oh, so you're actually having fun? 1080 00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:11,900 -Yeah. 1081 00:57:12,110 --> 00:57:15,660 I mean, it’s been stressful, but good overall. 1082 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:18,200 -Wow. So you're actually pulling 1083 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,290 this off then. 1084 00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:20,740 -Was there ever any doubt? 1085 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,410 -Yeah, yeah, no 1086 00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,290 many doubts. Yeah. 1087 00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,290 -Well, thank you for the vote of confidence. 1088 00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:29,170 -Well, it's a bit of a crazy scheme, and this guy’s a bit of a wild card. 1089 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,970 -I know. There's a bit of an adjustment period, 1090 00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:34,590 but we talked it out 1091 00:57:34,590 --> 00:57:37,470 and turns out we make a pretty good team. 1092 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,100 -No, no, no. Nikki, 1093 00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,480 don't, don't do this. 1094 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,560 -Don't do what? 1095 00:57:43,770 --> 00:57:45,480 You're totally falling for this guy. 1096 00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:47,650 -No, I'm not. 1097 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:51,190 -You got that twinkle in your voice. 1098 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,900 -Voices don't twinkle. 1099 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:55,150 -You know what I mean. Nikki, this 1100 00:57:55,150 --> 00:57:59,410 isn't good, okay? You understand that this is all a fantasy. 1101 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,790 And you understand that he's not actually Mr. Right, right? 1102 00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:07,000 -Mike, I have got this under control. 1103 00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:08,580 -I understand that 1104 00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:09,500 - Shhh. 1105 00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:11,670 I understand. But you're my husband, 1106 00:58:11,670 --> 00:58:13,550 -I’m going to call you back. - and I wanted you here. 1107 00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:16,050 -No, Nikki wait. Nikki. 1108 00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:18,970 -But if you could 1109 00:58:18,970 --> 00:58:21,390 just put yourself in my position for one- 1110 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,810 I miss you. 1111 00:58:27,850 --> 00:58:28,850 Fine. 1112 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,780 Fine. We can talk about it in the morning. 1113 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:40,910 [phone vibrating] 1114 00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:46,410 Sorry. 1115 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,880 Okay, bye. 1116 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,890 -What are we doing on a boat? 1117 00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:10,730 -I just needed to get away. 1118 00:59:11,150 --> 00:59:12,310 Something happened. 1119 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,030 -Oh, no, someone onto us? 1120 00:59:16,570 --> 00:59:18,240 -No, no one knows. 1121 00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,030 -Except for Jack. 1122 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:21,660 -What? 1123 00:59:21,950 --> 00:59:22,530 What? 1124 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,370 -What? Jack knows. 1125 00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:24,790 -No. 1126 00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:25,370 -Luke! 1127 00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:28,040 -Okay, yes, but I didn't say anything to him, okay? 1128 00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,040 He just sort of 1129 00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:30,330 figured it out. 1130 00:59:30,330 --> 00:59:31,830 -Everything is falling apart. 1131 00:59:31,830 --> 00:59:33,170 -No, it's not, okay. 1132 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,880 Jack's a nice guy. He's not going to say anything. 1133 00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:38,880 What happened? 1134 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,720 -I was up late last night, and I heard these 1135 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:46,220 voices upstairs, and I went and I might have eavesdropped 1136 00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:50,230 on Archie arguing with his husband, who's alive by the way. 1137 00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:52,730 -So wait, you just overheard some things you weren't supposed 1138 00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:54,320 to. What's the big deal? 1139 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,440 -He caught me. 1140 00:59:58,530 --> 00:59:59,530 -What did he say? 1141 01:00:00,070 --> 01:00:05,200 -Nothing. I just, I froze and I was like, okay, bye. And then 1142 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,290 I ran away. 1143 01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:09,330 -Ah, well, that's one way to handle things. 1144 01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,460 - He looked really upset. And I just, 1145 01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,420 I feel like I messed everything up. 1146 01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:15,750 -Look, all you need to do is apologize. 1147 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,300 -No, he wants nothing to do with me, 1148 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,430 okay. He basically ran away from me this morning. 1149 01:00:21,590 --> 01:00:23,090 - Well what choice do you have? 1150 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,810 -Throw myself off this boat. 1151 01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:28,680 -Or you could 1152 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:32,980 face it head-on. I mean, you help people deal with their 1153 01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:35,900 interpersonal relationships for a living. Maybe you could 1154 01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,520 help turn this whole thing around for him. 1155 01:00:40,610 --> 01:00:41,900 -You're right. 1156 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,570 I'm going to go talk to him. 1157 01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:48,910 -You're really good at this advice stuff too, you know. 1158 01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:50,950 -I learned from the best. 1159 01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:06,970 Permission to enter. 1160 01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,260 -Nikki. 1161 01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:10,680 -I really wanted to apologize 1162 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,730 about last night. 1163 01:01:11,730 --> 01:01:13,310 -There's absolutely no need. 1164 01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:14,730 -No, it was a total invasion 1165 01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:17,690 of your privacy. And I should have known better. 1166 01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:21,990 -And I shouldn't have been so evasive this morning. 1167 01:01:23,030 --> 01:01:25,240 I'm not behaving like myself lately. 1168 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,870 Obviously, there's been some 1169 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:30,200 tension between my husband and I. 1170 01:01:30,490 --> 01:01:32,160 -Well, no pressure, but 1171 01:01:32,910 --> 01:01:36,080 if you want to talk about it, I'm all ears. 1172 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,630 -You are so 1173 01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:40,380 sweet, but I wouldn't want to impose. 1174 01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,630 -No, not at all. 1175 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,920 I mean this is kind of what I do. 1176 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,800 I'd be happy to help 1177 01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:48,010 If I can. 1178 01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:52,600 -Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get a professional’s 1179 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,560 point of view. 1180 01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:03,820 Now, don't get me wrong. I am very proud 1181 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,910 of Matthew for striking out on his own and starting his 1182 01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:11,990 own company, but with him being in London, half the year, 1183 01:02:12,450 --> 01:02:13,750 I can't help but feel, 1184 01:02:15,710 --> 01:02:16,830 -Abandoned. 1185 01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:17,880 -Exactly. 1186 01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,710 -I mean, it’s difficult when the dynamic in any relationship shifts. 1187 01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:26,180 Your husband taking on this new venture has become his 1188 01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:31,100 priority, whereas in the past, you were always his priority. 1189 01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,140 -Yes. 1190 01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:35,020 -You have to understand that he's entitled to put 1191 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,310 himself first for once. 1192 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,860 And forgive me for saying it, but maybe it's your turn to 1193 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,440 prioritize his endeavors as well. 1194 01:02:46,990 --> 01:02:48,490 -Maybe it was unfair to 1195 01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:51,740 expect him to fly all the way back here for a weekend. 1196 01:02:53,660 --> 01:02:56,830 He is working so hard and I really am so proud of him. 1197 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,080 - Then show him. 1198 01:03:00,330 --> 01:03:00,880 -How? 1199 01:03:01,290 --> 01:03:03,250 -You're saying that he's always shown up for 1200 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:07,420 you in the past. Maybe it's your turn to show up for him. 1201 01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,220 -We should probably go and join the others. 1202 01:03:12,810 --> 01:03:13,930 -Yeah, we should. 1203 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,190 -Huh. 1204 01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:20,480 -What's that? 1205 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,190 -I could have sworn that pot was terracotta. 1206 01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,950 -Yeah, about that. 1207 01:03:29,950 --> 01:03:30,780 -Oh, well, 1208 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,620 it looks stunning in blue. 1209 01:04:21,370 --> 01:04:25,880 Oh, Grant, you are a renaissance man. Is there anything 1210 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,050 you can't do? 1211 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:29,010 -Well, my croquet is pretty bad. 1212 01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:30,880 -And he's funny too. 1213 01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:35,930 -Nikki, you are one lucky woman. Sorry. 1214 01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:36,850 -Well, Nikki, I 1215 01:04:36,850 --> 01:04:38,810 think we have something to get to, don't we? 1216 01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,270 -Oh yes, 1217 01:04:40,270 --> 01:04:44,480 yes. And we will go and fetch the pilot come. Come, come, 1218 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,530 come. For our badminton winners. 1219 01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:55,120 -This is it. 1220 01:04:56,950 --> 01:04:58,910 -Well, what are we waiting for? 1221 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:11,010 -Can you believe this? 1222 01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:12,670 -This is insane. 1223 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:25,730 [song playing] 1224 01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,650 Should I open it? 1225 01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:34,400 -Go ahead. 1226 01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,450 -I'm going to open it. 1227 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:36,910 -Open it. 1228 01:05:36,910 --> 01:05:39,790 -I'm opening it. It's nice and chill. 1229 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 -I've never had champagne. 1230 01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:45,790 -You're joking. 1231 01:05:45,790 --> 01:05:46,630 -I've never once had ch- 1232 01:05:46,630 --> 01:05:47,830 -You never had champagne. 1233 01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:49,090 -I'm not fancy. 1234 01:05:49,090 --> 01:05:50,590 -Well, I feel like you should pop it then 1235 01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:51,760 if you've never had it. 1236 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,760 -Why don't you teach me? 1237 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,720 -Do you know how? 1238 01:05:54,170 --> 01:05:56,050 -No, show me. 1239 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,100 -well, I'm not 1240 01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:03,850 Oh my gosh, that gave me a heart attack. 1241 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,270 Oh my gosh. 1242 01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:06,310 Bubbly? 1243 01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:07,440 -Oh, please. 1244 01:06:07,690 --> 01:06:08,520 -Bubbly 1245 01:06:10,770 --> 01:06:12,610 So kind, so kind. 1246 01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:16,240 -So the music finally came to you, huh? 1247 01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:19,370 -The piano? 1248 01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:23,700 Yeah, I guess it did. 1249 01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:27,870 -What does it feel like playing for an audience? 1250 01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:29,040 -Well, it helped that 1251 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,250 I didn't know, I had one. 1252 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:34,090 -You are so talented. 1253 01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:36,130 Clearly everyone agrees. 1254 01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,470 -Thanks. 1255 01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,510 You know, I've actually been thinking 1256 01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:43,890 about our conversation yesterday, and I think you're right. 1257 01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:47,350 Life's too short not to do what you love. 1258 01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:49,810 -Does that mean 1259 01:06:49,810 --> 01:06:51,860 you're going to stop writing jingles? 1260 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,690 -Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 1261 01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,120 No I can't quit just yet, but I am going 1262 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,780 to devote more time to my songwriting. 1263 01:07:02,410 --> 01:07:04,240 Maybe try out some open mics. 1264 01:07:05,870 --> 01:07:07,870 -Well, know that you'll have at least one fan 1265 01:07:07,870 --> 01:07:09,250 in the audience. 1266 01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:12,500 -That's good to know. 1267 01:07:15,630 --> 01:07:16,800 You know, I got to say, 1268 01:07:17,630 --> 01:07:19,590 you've kind of inspired me. 1269 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,600 I mean, you found something 1270 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,220 that you love that you clearly have a talent for, and 1271 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:27,730 you've made a career out of it, a very successful one at that. 1272 01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:31,900 -Do I detect a touch of sincerity in your voice? 1273 01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:34,650 - Don’t let it get around because it'll ruin my reputation. 1274 01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:40,570 - Well, I have to admit, I didn't always set out to do this. 1275 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,620 I was just that friend you'd always go 1276 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:45,160 to whenever you needed advice. 1277 01:07:45,450 --> 01:07:48,370 because what I really wanted to be was a writer. 1278 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,750 So when I got my first job working at a newspaper 1279 01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,420 and they asked me what my strengths were, 1280 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,460 it's just the first thing that came to mind. 1281 01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:59,300 -So, if you want him to be a writer, 1282 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,340 how did you get into podcasting? 1283 01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:03,470 -Hmm, that's a funny story. 1284 01:08:03,930 --> 01:08:07,970 So my now producer, Mike, he had written in asking 1285 01:08:07,970 --> 01:08:11,310 for advice on how to propose to his now wife, Angela. 1286 01:08:11,850 --> 01:08:15,570 He’s kind of a hopeless when it comes to romance. 1287 01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:18,530 And so when she said yes, he was just so 1288 01:08:18,530 --> 01:08:22,070 happy he just offered me podcast. 1289 01:08:23,950 --> 01:08:25,700 -Fate works in mysterious ways. 1290 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,370 -It does, doesn't it? 1291 01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:32,870 Anyway, podcasting has been such a dream. 1292 01:08:32,870 --> 01:08:34,750 it's way more personal, 1293 01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,170 and I get to build a dialogue with my listeners and hear 1294 01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:40,220 the emotions behind their questions. 1295 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:42,260 -It's got to be tough, 1296 01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:44,970 though, isn't it? I mean, helping people through their 1297 01:08:44,970 --> 01:08:46,640 problems all day long. 1298 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,390 -No, no. I actually really like it. 1299 01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,810 Helping people it just feels good. 1300 01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:55,270 A lot of my listeners call 1301 01:08:55,270 --> 01:08:56,820 in when they're at their most vulnerable, 1302 01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:58,610 and they put their trust in me. 1303 01:08:58,610 --> 01:09:01,650 and the least I can can do is give it my all 1304 01:09:18,210 --> 01:09:19,630 - Nikki, what's the holdup? 1305 01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:21,590 -I'm coming. 1306 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,340 I can't get this clasp done up. 1307 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,600 - What? 1308 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:37,810 -Nothing. You just, you look really nice. 1309 01:09:40,530 --> 01:09:41,900 -Thank you. 1310 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,070 Do you mind? 1311 01:09:46,070 --> 01:09:47,200 -Oh Yeah. 1312 01:10:02,090 --> 01:10:03,260 -Thank you. 1313 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,130 -My pleasure. 1314 01:10:40,290 --> 01:10:42,550 I think it's safe to say you pulled it off. 1315 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,970 -Well, it's not over yet. 1316 01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:48,180 -After seeing you together this weekend, 1317 01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,510 no one in this house would believe you're not a real couple. 1318 01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:54,980 -Yeah, put on a pretty good show, didn't we? 1319 01:10:56,310 --> 01:10:58,100 -I'm not convinced it was all a show. 1320 01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:02,690 -What are you getting at there Poirot? 1321 01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,690 -Don't make me spell out what you already know. 1322 01:11:06,030 --> 01:11:07,200 -Okay. Okay, 1323 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,990 you got me again. 1324 01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:13,580 But I mean, how do I know it's real for her too? 1325 01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:18,500 -By using your eyes? Trust me. She feels the same way. 1326 01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:25,130 -No, see you don't get it. This perfect man she created, 1327 01:11:25,130 --> 01:11:28,680 he is the antithesis of what I am. He's polished him to 1328 01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,600 Harvard. He wears cardigans. What if she's just developed 1329 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,850 feelings for the man that I'm pretending to be? 1330 01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:36,640 The first step in solving any mystery 1331 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,520 is to go to the source. 1332 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,190 -What? 1333 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,610 -Talk to her. 1334 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,860 -Fine. You win. 1335 01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:49,740 -I know. 1336 01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:58,000 -Your a man mystery. 1337 01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:07,340 Nikki, come. Sit with me. 1338 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,510 -You wanted to see me? 1339 01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:14,100 -Yes. 1340 01:12:16,310 --> 01:12:18,890 So how do you think this 1341 01:12:18,890 --> 01:12:20,230 weekend went? 1342 01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:22,980 Do you see yourself as a good fit for 1343 01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:24,650 Weisel Publishing? 1344 01:12:27,230 --> 01:12:30,030 -Well, I think this weekend went really well. 1345 01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,870 As for whether or not I'm a good fit, wouldn't that be 1346 01:12:33,870 --> 01:12:35,370 your decision to make? 1347 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,370 -I think it's a two-way street. 1348 01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:40,620 Well, then, 1349 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,040 yes. 1350 01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:46,500 yes, I think I'm a great fit. 1351 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000 -Mmm 1352 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,510 So, do I. 1353 01:12:55,760 --> 01:13:00,770 You do? Does that mean I’ve got the book deal? 1354 01:13:00,890 --> 01:13:03,190 -Welcome to Weisel Publishing, dear. 1355 01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:07,400 -Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh. 1356 01:13:07,730 --> 01:13:09,110 I'm so excited. 1357 01:13:09,110 --> 01:13:11,440 -Well, I'm excited to have you on board. 1358 01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:15,200 Oh, and that reminds me, I am having a charity event on 1359 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,160 my yacht next month and I would like you to be there. 1360 01:13:18,330 --> 01:13:20,290 I have some people I want you to meet. 1361 01:13:20,410 --> 01:13:22,250 -Yes, I would love to. 1362 01:13:22,660 --> 01:13:25,250 -Oh, and you'll have to bring Grant, of course. It wouldn't 1363 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,540 be the same without him. 1364 01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:28,340 -Of course. We'll both be there. 1365 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:30,260 Splendid. 1366 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:39,890 -Hi. 1367 01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:41,270 -Nikki, hey. 1368 01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:43,690 There you are. Look, I've something 1369 01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:44,560 to tell you. 1370 01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:45,190 -Me too. 1371 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,190 -Say hello to Weisel publishing's newest author. 1372 01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:49,980 -You got it. 1373 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:50,860 - I got it. 1374 01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:53,150 -Oh my God. That's amazing. 1375 01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:54,950 It's all thanks to you. 1376 01:13:54,950 --> 01:13:56,610 -Oh, no. I can't take any 1377 01:13:56,610 --> 01:14:02,250 credit. Maybe a little. This is amazing. Congratulations. 1378 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:03,120 - Thank you. 1379 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,670 Oh and next month he's planning this huge event and 1380 01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,040 he wants us both to be there. 1381 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:10,000 Yeah, that's going to be this huge networking opportunity. 1382 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:10,710 - Right. 1383 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,470 But you mean, he wants you and Grant 1384 01:14:13,470 --> 01:14:14,840 to be there, right? 1385 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,800 -Yeah. I mean, if that's okay. 1386 01:14:19,470 --> 01:14:21,560 Well, I don't know, Nikki. I didn't really sign up to play 1387 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,310 your fake boyfriend forever. 1388 01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:26,440 - No, it wouldn't be forever. 1389 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,400 It would just be for this one event. 1390 01:14:30,650 --> 01:14:31,650 -And then what? 1391 01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,570 -I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead. 1392 01:14:34,860 --> 01:14:38,490 - Well maybe you should. I mean, maybe it's time you start 1393 01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:41,410 thinking about something other than yourself. 1394 01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:45,210 -Whoa! 1395 01:14:47,170 --> 01:14:50,080 I thought this weekend went so well. 1396 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,750 I thought we were having a good time. 1397 01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:55,260 - We were, we were, we were, okay? But that's just, 1398 01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:59,010 maybe that's part of the problem. See, I don't want to be 1399 01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:00,850 your fake boyfriend anymore. 1400 01:15:01,510 --> 01:15:03,350 -What are you saying? 1401 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,060 -I'm saying 1402 01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,810 that I have feelings for you. 1403 01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:10,650 And I think you share those feelings, too. 1404 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:13,110 But, what I don't know, 1405 01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:17,650 is if those feelings are for me, or for Grant Brickstone. 1406 01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:20,280 -Brickton. 1407 01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,320 -Whatever. 1408 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,080 Nikki, come on. 1409 01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:28,410 -Okay. This is a lot to take in right now. 1410 01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:35,510 Obviously, I am having feelings for you, but I just, I 1411 01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:38,050 never imagined when I invited you that there would be 1412 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:39,630 this remote chance that this 1413 01:15:39,630 --> 01:15:41,430 could turn into something real. 1414 01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:43,140 -Of course. Neither did I, but 1415 01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,470 I mean, is it? 1416 01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:50,560 Is it real? 1417 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,820 -I don't know. 1418 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:04,370 But the only way this works is if you stay Grant. 1419 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:09,040 If we tell the truth, then I lose everything. 1420 01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:13,790 -Well, I can't ask you to do that. 1421 01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:22,390 - Luke? 1422 01:16:22,390 --> 01:16:26,970 -I'm just, I'm going to go. 1423 01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:30,100 It's okay 1424 01:16:31,730 --> 01:16:32,690 I'm going to go. 1425 01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:34,940 -Well, what am I going to tell everyone? 1426 01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:36,440 -I don't know. 1427 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,610 You're the writer. You'll think of something. 1428 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:03,590 - Good morning, Nikki. 1429 01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:06,260 -Good morning everyone. 1430 01:17:07,810 --> 01:17:08,720 -Where's Grant? 1431 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,850 -Oh, he had to leave late last night. 1432 01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:13,600 -Really? 1433 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,440 What pulled him away? 1434 01:17:17,650 --> 01:17:20,940 -A work emergency. It's confidential. 1435 01:17:23,110 --> 01:17:24,740 - Interesting. 1436 01:17:25,450 --> 01:17:28,830 -You know, I just saw Archie in the gardens looking for you. 1437 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:29,830 -Oh. 1438 01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:33,920 -He said you and him needed to have a little chat. 1439 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,540 -Well um. Excuse me, then. 1440 01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,350 Hi Archie! 1441 01:17:57,730 --> 01:18:00,360 -I found this note under my door this morning. 1442 01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:01,820 It's from Grant. 1443 01:18:02,690 --> 01:18:05,280 Or should I say, Luke? 1444 01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,620 - Archie, I can explain. - There’s no need. 1445 01:18:08,990 --> 01:18:11,870 Mr. Right explained everything in the note. 1446 01:18:12,410 --> 01:18:17,500 I have to say, Nikki, I'm extremely disappointed. 1447 01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:20,920 I thought we'd built a trust here. 1448 01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:23,010 -I'm not going to deny any of this. 1449 01:18:23,210 --> 01:18:26,680 I respect you too much to lie to you anymore. 1450 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,140 I understand that we cannot work together anymore. 1451 01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:31,640 And I am very sorry 1452 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,470 for wasting your time. 1453 01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,150 I'll show myself out. 1454 01:18:58,670 --> 01:19:01,920 - How did I not see it? Am I really that blind? 1455 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,510 - Don’t be so hard on yourself. They were very convincing. 1456 01:19:05,510 --> 01:19:07,550 - I just feel so foolish. 1457 01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:09,930 - I've invested so much time in a relationship 1458 01:19:09,930 --> 01:19:11,600 that turns out to be a sham. 1459 01:19:11,890 --> 01:19:14,810 -I won't say that the entire relationship is a sham. 1460 01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:18,310 -What do you mean? 1461 01:19:19,190 --> 01:19:23,320 Well, sure it started off as a scheme to secure her book deal, 1462 01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:28,150 but in the end, don't you think they're both walking away with 1463 01:19:28,150 --> 01:19:30,320 something far more valuable? 1464 01:19:32,070 --> 01:19:33,370 -Love. 1465 01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:36,250 But if he loved her, 1466 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:38,460 how could he betray her like this? 1467 01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:41,540 -I'm not sure that he did. 1468 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,640 -So 1469 01:19:55,470 --> 01:19:57,020 Archie knows everything? 1470 01:19:57,980 --> 01:19:58,680 -Yep. 1471 01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:01,020 -And I'm assuming everyone 1472 01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:02,610 else at the estate knows, as well? 1473 01:20:02,650 --> 01:20:06,150 -I think it's safe to assume, yes. 1474 01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:09,700 -Well, this isn't great. 1475 01:20:10,490 --> 01:20:13,780 -I know. I'm sorry. It started really well, 1476 01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:15,990 and then I just ruined everything. 1477 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,540 Not only did I lose the book deal, but now I’m at risk of 1478 01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:21,830 being exposed as a fraud. 1479 01:20:22,630 --> 01:20:25,460 Why don't we come clean on the podcast? 1480 01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:26,920 you can expose yourself. 1481 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,170 -I can't do that. 1482 01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:29,720 -Why not? 1483 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,090 -Oh, I don't know. 1484 01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:32,840 Maybe because I'm going to lose the 1485 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,720 trust of all my listeners. The network will pull the podcast 1486 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,180 and then both of our lives will completely fall apart. 1487 01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:42,140 -Listen, Nikki, as your producer, yeah, it's a bit of a 1488 01:20:42,140 --> 01:20:45,940 risk. But as your friend, I mean, come on, I think it's time 1489 01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:48,230 we lose this whole Mr. Right thing. 1490 01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,940 For years, you've sacrificed 1491 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,990 your love life for this facade. 1492 01:20:52,990 --> 01:20:54,070 Sometimes, I don't know 1493 01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:56,950 if you're doing it for the podcast, or if you do it because 1494 01:20:56,950 --> 01:20:58,200 you're scared. 1495 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,040 -I'm not scared. I just know what I want, 1496 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,580 and I don't think it's out there. 1497 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,960 - Do you know what you want? 1498 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:08,550 What about Luke? 1499 01:21:09,010 --> 01:21:11,470 -My point, exactly. I think that 1500 01:21:11,470 --> 01:21:13,680 I finally found something real. And then the moment things get 1501 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,060 hard, he just lets me down. I mean, people come to me because 1502 01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:20,560 I have figured out the secret to a perfect relationship. How 1503 01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,600 can I have a perfect relationship if the perfect man doesn't exist? 1504 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,570 -No, you're wrong about that. People come to you for 1505 01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:32,190 your heartfelt advice on their complicated, messy, real 1506 01:21:32,190 --> 01:21:33,700 relationships. 1507 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,410 Something you should probably have too. 1508 01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,840 - Archie. Hi. 1509 01:21:51,590 --> 01:21:56,680 -Hello, Nikki. Mike, what a pleasure to see you. 1510 01:21:57,510 --> 01:21:58,390 May I? 1511 01:21:58,390 --> 01:21:59,430 -Please come in. 1512 01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:12,490 - I'll cut straight to the chase. 1513 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:17,820 Upon further reflection, I would like to reinstate your book deal. 1514 01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,200 -You would? -Yes. 1515 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:24,500 You have the power to help people, Nikki. I've seen it firsthand. 1516 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,210 After our talk, I've decided to join my husband 1517 01:22:28,210 --> 01:22:32,250 in London. You were right. Relationships are about give 1518 01:22:32,250 --> 01:22:35,800 and take, and it’s about time that I started giving back for once. 1519 01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:41,010 -Well, that's wonderful, Archie, but I lied to you. 1520 01:22:41,470 --> 01:22:45,770 -Mr. Right may have been a fiction, but over this past 1521 01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:50,360 weekend, I think I've seen your real story unfold before 1522 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,940 my very eyes. 1523 01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:55,700 -Oh, no. Luke and I are 1524 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:57,610 -Nikki, you may be 1525 01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,740 the relationship expert, but I've got a few years on you 1526 01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,410 and I know a real thing when I see it. 1527 01:23:02,950 --> 01:23:05,250 -Luke doesn't want to have anything to do with me. 1528 01:23:05,330 --> 01:23:08,000 I mean, he basically tried to ruin my career, so. 1529 01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:10,790 -Oh, Luke didn't write that letter. 1530 01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,000 Chandler did. 1531 01:23:12,670 --> 01:23:16,220 Oh, sorry. I, I probably should have led with that. 1532 01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:20,590 Oh, I've got to go. I've got to catch a flight. Nikki. 1533 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:23,720 -Archie, 1534 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,850 thank you. 1535 01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,350 -No, thank you. 1536 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,440 And may I be so bold as to offer 1537 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,400 you a little relationship advice. 1538 01:23:36,610 --> 01:23:38,570 Go get him. 1539 01:23:50,790 --> 01:23:52,290 What? Oh my gosh! 1540 01:23:56,050 --> 01:23:59,090 What are you waiting for? Go. Go, get him. 1541 01:23:59,630 --> 01:24:01,300 Oh my Gosh 1542 01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:13,770 Hi. 1543 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:17,900 -Hi. I'm looking for Luke. 1544 01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:20,570 -Oh, I'm sorry he's not here right now 1545 01:24:21,530 --> 01:24:25,160 Sorry, I am Nancy. I'm the realtor. Are you here 1546 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,740 for the showing? 1547 01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:27,950 The showing? 1548 01:24:28,290 --> 01:24:29,790 -Of the apartment? 1549 01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:31,210 -He's moving? 1550 01:24:31,210 --> 01:24:33,250 -Yes. So no showing then? 1551 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:36,050 -No. I'm sorry to bother you. 1552 01:24:36,050 --> 01:24:37,050 -Okay. 1553 01:24:49,850 --> 01:24:54,190 He's gone. I have no idea where he is. I have no idea how 1554 01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,650 to get ahold of him. 1555 01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:58,860 What do I do? You can chime in here 1556 01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:00,320 anytime you want, Mike. 1557 01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,160 -I think I have an idea. 1558 01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,200 -Thanks for 1559 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,370 tuning in to this week's episode of Love Is On The Air. I'm 1560 01:25:09,370 --> 01:25:13,170 Nikki P, and I'm here to answer all your burning love questions. 1561 01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:18,090 This week's episode is going to be a bit different because 1562 01:25:18,090 --> 01:25:24,010 the love problem we are going to be solving is mine. And 1563 01:25:24,010 --> 01:25:29,350 before I dive in, I just wanted to say how grateful I am 1564 01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:32,350 that you've trusted me to guide you through the ebbs and 1565 01:25:32,350 --> 01:25:36,560 flows of your relationships. And I want to reassure you 1566 01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:39,320 that all of my advice came from the heart. 1567 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:40,610 But I'm afraid, 1568 01:25:40,610 --> 01:25:44,240 I haven't been completely honest with you about my own 1569 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:51,620 relationship or lack thereof. And the reason why I am coming 1570 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:56,540 clean today is because I feel like I have found my real 1571 01:25:56,540 --> 01:26:00,340 Mr. Right. He's nothing like what I've described over the 1572 01:26:00,340 --> 01:26:08,140 years. He wears graphic tees and mismatched socks. And 1573 01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:13,140 he's not a human rights lawyer with a penthouse or a fancy 1574 01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:22,320 car. He's an artist. He challenges me. He makes me laugh. 1575 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:27,030 He's nothing like what I've imagined. He's so much better 1576 01:26:27,030 --> 01:26:33,040 than all of that. Anyway, I understand if I have lost some 1577 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:37,880 of your trust. I deserve that. My love story isn't perfect. 1578 01:26:40,290 --> 01:26:47,970 And neither am I. But I hope over time, I can still prove 1579 01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:55,180 to you that I am worthy. And maybe like an all relationships, 1580 01:26:56,770 --> 01:27:03,030 hopefully we can use this experience to help us grow. 1581 01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:14,790 Well, it's official. 1582 01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:18,210 Yesterday's episode was our highest rated yet. 1583 01:27:19,120 --> 01:27:23,550 -And it's been 24 hours, and still nothing. 1584 01:27:23,550 --> 01:27:25,260 -Maybe you just didn't see it. 1585 01:27:25,460 --> 01:27:27,880 Or maybe he did, and he still wants 1586 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:29,390 to have nothing to do with me. 1587 01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:33,100 -Don't, don't do that. Don't Lose hope just yet. 1588 01:27:37,810 --> 01:27:47,570 -Oh, Mike. -I'm working on showing more Empathy. Right, I'll see you later. 1589 01:27:58,370 --> 01:27:59,790 -Luke. 1590 01:28:00,790 --> 01:28:01,790 -Hey 1591 01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:11,760 -Wait, how did you get into my apartment? 1592 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:15,930 -Oh, I may have gotten a little help from Mike. 1593 01:28:16,970 --> 01:28:18,390 -Little. 1594 01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:24,400 So you listened to the podcast? 1595 01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:34,580 -What podcast? Yeah, I listened to the podcast. 1596 01:28:34,580 --> 01:28:39,870 -So is this your way of saying that you forgive me? 1597 01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:46,170 -No, this is my way of saying that I love you. 115606

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