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[logo music]
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[intro music]
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- Thanks for tuning in to this week's episode of
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Love Is On The Air.
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Whether you're married, dating, or still looking for
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that special someone, Nikki P is here to answer
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all your burning love questions.
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First up, we've got Alicia C in Tucson, Arizona.
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Alicia, how is your heart today?
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- Not great, Nikki.
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- I'm sorry to hear that, hon. Fill me in.
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- Well, my boyfriend of five years, who I love
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desperately just landed his dream job.
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- Ah, Alicia that's great news.
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- Two states away.
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- Okay, I'm starting to see the problem here.
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I'm guessing you're not willing to relocate?
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- I love my job and I've worked
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so hard to get to where I am. It just doesn't
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make sense for me. But I really think he's the
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one, and I don't know what to do.
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Long-distance scares me.
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- Well, if you're an avid listener of the podcast,
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then you know that me and Mr. Right
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did long distance for two whole years.
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- You did!
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- Oh, yeah.
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And it was hard, but we made sure that we saw
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each other at least every two weeks,
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and we prioritized communication above all else.
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If he really is your Mr. Right, then nothing will get
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in the way of you two being together.
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Okay, I don't care if - [stammering]
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I don't care if he has to send a carrier pigeon,
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okay? If he cares, he'll, he will make the effort.
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[stammering] Besides, in my experience,
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[stammering] distance makes the heart grow fonder.
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- What is that?
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- Uhh... Nothing.
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Thank you so much for your call, Alicia.
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More of your questions and my answers after
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these short messages.
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- Nikki.
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- I know, I know I'm dealing with it, okay.
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Just hold on.
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[footsteps]
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[knocking]
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- Luke!
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[door banging]
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- Luke, I know you're in there!
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[door opens]
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- Oh Nikki, what a surprise.
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I almost didn't hear you banging
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and screaming. What can I do for you?
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- This can't keep happening.
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- Hmm... You're storming up here and interrupting
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my work. I could not agree more.
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- No, you are interrupting my work. I'm trying
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to record my podcast.
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- Hmm that's right. Your little podcast.
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- I'll have you know that we have over five million
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subscribers so it's not exactly what I would
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call little.
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- Mhm well, you know what I have? A real job.
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I need to get back to it. So-
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- Oh, you write jingles for cereal companies.
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Your job is no more legitimate than mine.
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[exhales]
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- You know, ever since you've moved in here, I cannot
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get through one recording session without
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you just ruining everything.
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I can't, I can't keep living like this.
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- What do you want me to do about it?
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- Play your piano some other times!
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- Play my piano? [stammering]
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Would 6 A. M. suit her majesty?
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- I just need you to be quiet between the hours
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of 12:00 and 4:00 p. m.
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- Well, you see, that is when my creativity
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is at its peak. Can't you just record
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your podcast some other time?
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- No, I have listeners across the country. That's
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the timezone sweet spot.
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- Well, then I guess we're at a stalemate.
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Well, I've lived here longer so I have seniority.
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[laughing]
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[bang on the door]
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- And I happen to know that you have a propane
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barbecue on your balcony,
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and it would be such a shame if the super were
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to find out.
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- Fine.
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You can have noon to four.
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- Thank you.
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Thank you for your cooperation!
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[door closing]
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[clears throat]
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Sorry for the interruption, Mike.
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I am back, and I am ready to roll.
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- Nikki?
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- Mike?
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- We need to talk.
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- May I ask what this is in regards to?
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- I'll explain over coffee after the show.
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You got callers waiting. Let's go.
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[exhales deeply]
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- We're back! And we've got Tabatha
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from Salt Lake City on the line.
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- Tabatha, what's in your heart today?
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- Mike, I know what you're going to say,
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and obviously the noise is not ideal.
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- Oh Nikki. I uh-
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- I know you don't like my setup
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but you know how comfortable
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I am recording at home.
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- Nikki, honestly I just-
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- Hear me out.
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I've got a solution.
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We just kill my neighbor.
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- I'm kidding. Obviously, murder's not an option.
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Who do you think-
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- Nikki!
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[laughs]
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You podcasters just love the sound of your
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own voices, don't you?
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Oh, well,
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right on cue.
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[footsteps approaching]
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- I'm so sorry I'm late.
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[clears throat]
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Nikki Parsons.
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What a pleasure it is to finally meet you.
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- And you as well.
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Mr. ?
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- Nikki, this is Archie Wessel
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of Wessel Publishing.
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- I'm Archie Weisel of Weisel Publishing.
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- Weisel.
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- Oh.
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- As I was about to say,
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Mr. Weisel here has expressed deep interest
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in adapting your podcast to a book.
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- I'm sorry [laughs nervously]
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what?
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- Oh, I'm a longtime listener from day one.
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I find your advice to be fair, concise,
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and heartfelt. And to hear the love story
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unfolding between you and Mr. Right,
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well,
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you can't make that stuff up.
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That's like something straight out of a
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fairy tale.
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So what I'm envisioning is a deep dive
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into the relationship.
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We know that you have thousands of callers,
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calling in every day for advice. But why not
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give them the inside scoop on how you
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and Mr. Right became the power couple
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that we all know and love.
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We could call it something like
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"Finding Mr. Right".
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- I have no words.
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This is... This is like a dream come true.
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I uhm...
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I don't know if you know this about me but
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my podcast started out as a weekly column.
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I'm a writer at heart.
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- Oh, I'm well aware.
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I've done my research.
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I've read all of your articles.
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You have quite a way with words.
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- Where do I sign?
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- Okay, hey, Nicky, let's just uh
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pump the brakes a little here. I'm sure
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Mr. Weisel would like to go over
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some of the logistics?
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- Yes, yes. And thank you for bringing that up,
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Mike. As you may or may not know,
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Weisel Publishing has been my family's
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legacy for generations.
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Therefore, it's very important
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for me to meet each prospective writer
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before I make any commitment.
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Get to know them.
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I need to make sure that each new prospective
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member of the Weisel Publishing family
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is a good fit.
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That they can be trusted.
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- Naturally...
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- I would like to invite you to join me
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at my annual writers meet and greet at my estate,
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Martha's Vineyard, this weekend.
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- Count me in.
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-Well, it's nothing fancy. Just a few perspective,
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writers gathering to share some good food,
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stimulating conversation, and general merriment.
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I love to host. Oh, I do hope that
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you enjoy croquet.
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- Love croquet.
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- Well, then I think that we are going to
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get along swimmingly.
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Oh, I've got to scoot.
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I've got another meeting.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you
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bring along Mr. Right.
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- Mr. Right. Right.
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- Well, if I'm going to sign off on a book
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about the two of you, I'm gonna have to meet
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the man in question.
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Otherwise, how will I know he's even real?
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[laughing]
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- Did you see?
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Did you see that?
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- I think you're [laughs]
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Oh. He is going to be so excited.
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I can't wait to tell him.
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A book deal. Can you believe it?
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Here I was thinking you were going to fire me.
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Everything's coming up roses.
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- Uhm, Nikki, all roses have thorns.
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- What are you talking about?
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- I don't know. Maybe just the fact that
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Mr. Right doesn't even exist.
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[shushing]
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- Careful. Someone might hear you.
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Look, I have faked Mr. Right's existence for
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long enough. What's one more weekend?
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- Nikki, you heard the man. He's obviously
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a huge fan. If he doesn't meet him this
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weekend, he's going to want him next.
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And I don't know if you forgot that this whole deal
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revolves around your love story.
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No Mr. Right, no book deal.
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- Well, I can't lose this book deal. It's been my dream
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since I was a little girl.
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- Not to mention, the podcast would have a
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major boost.
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- Not helping.
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- I don't know. I only see one option,
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and I have to find a Mr. Right by tomorrow.
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You. You. You could be my Mr. Right.
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- Nikki, he just met me.
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He knows who I am. And I don't know.
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I'm just thinking out loud here.
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My wife might be opposed to that idea.
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What good are you?
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Think, Nikki, think.
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- Nikki, you're smart. I believe in you.
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You got one day, and go.
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- Hey Jake, it's uh, it's me,
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Nikki.
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Nikki, Nikki Parsons.
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Japan, huh? Yeah, that sounds far.
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How many kids is that?
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Hi. This is Nikki Parsons.
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I believe you did my teeth cleaning a few years ago.
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- But I just missed you so much.
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Please Nikki, just give me one more chance.
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- So that's it.
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I am officially out of options. I give up.
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- There's really no one else?
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- You heard the part about my dental hygienist, right?
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Let me look through my contacts.
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I'm sure I could find someone desperate enough to-
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- Whew, pizza. Hold on.
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Thank y-
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- Hi.
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-Hi.
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Are you okay?
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- Do I look okay?
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- Your pizza got delivered to my door again.
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You really need to get your buzzer fixed, okay?
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- You really need to fix your attitude.
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- Jeez, sounds like a man!
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-Who's on the phone?
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-Nobody. Thank you for the pizza.
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- What's this?
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- They're fumigating the building.
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We're getting kicked out for the long weekend.
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- Great. Just what I needed.
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-Yeah. Tell me about it. I'm new in town, and I
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don't have a couch to crash on.
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Why am I telling you this?
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- I don't know.
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- Okay, bye.
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- Bye bye then.
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[door closed]
- Ask him. Ask him. Ask him.
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-I'm sorry, were you saying something?
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Are you kidding me? Why don't you ask him?
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Because I hate him.
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Nikki, he needs somewhere to go this weekend.
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You're both out of options. Now go.
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Okay, fine, fine, fine.
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[door opens]
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Yo, Luke!
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[footsteps]
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He, he, hey
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You, just the guy
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I was looking for.
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-Yeah, we were literally just talking.
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[laughing]
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-You are funny. I had no idea you were so funny.
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-What's going on? What was in that pizza?
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- Nothing. I actually haven't had it yet.
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I was, I was wondering if you wanted to split it with me,
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because there's just way too much for a little ol' me.
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- You want to share your pizza with me?
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- Yep.
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Okay, I have a favor to ask you.
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[laughing] Yeah, yeah. Okay, just laugh it up.
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- I just, you made up a boyfriend.
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- Yes.
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- You have a fake boyfriend.
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That is literally the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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- Never should have told you.
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- Oh no, no, no. I won't tell anyone.
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It's just really funny.
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- Okay, well, you can just enjoy sleeping
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in your car this weekend.
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- Oh come on.
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- Out.
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- Alright.
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- Wait.
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You can have a noon to 4:00.
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- So you are really desperate, huh?
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- I'm asking you, aren't I?
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- If I'm going to do this for you,
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you have to be nice to me.
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- Please.
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Oh, thank you.
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-Absolutely not.
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- What?
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- We can't use this car!
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This isn't Mr. Right's car!
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- Need I remind you that I am Mr. Right?
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And this is my car.
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Therefore, this is Mr. Right's car.
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What is all that?
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- Oh, those are clothes I bought you. We're going to
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return them after the weekend, so don't spill anything.
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- What makes you think I would spill anything? And why can't I wear
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my clothes?
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- Okay. Mr. Right is aspirational. He's a successful
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human rights lawyer who minored in English literature and
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is an avid badminton golf and croquet player. Not a disheveled
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jingle writer who doesn't know how to match his socks.
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-I can match my socks. Thank you. And need I remind you
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that Mr. Right isn't real.
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- Of course, I know he isn't real.
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But I've gotten very specific about him in my podcast and
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if Archie is as big as a fan as he claims,
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we can't be risking any inconsistencies.
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Just covering my bases.
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Careful with that.
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-Do we need all this?
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- I'll drive. You have a lot of studying to do.
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- What is this?
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- That is everything you need to know about Mr. Right.
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- You cannot be serious.
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- Keys, please.
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Careful!
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Yikes.
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Ugh, there's a smell.
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-Wow. So this is how the other half lives, huh?
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- Okay, so just remember, you need-
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Wait, how did you already stain these pants?
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- It's fine. Come on. It's nothing. You can barely see it.
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- Those were not cheap!
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- It's fine. It's fine.
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- What do you mean it's fine?
-Come on.
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- Look it, what did you do?
- You can barely see it.
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- How did you not notice that you did that?
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- I don't care about the fact that I did that.
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is the main thing.
- Maybe you don't care cause you're not paying
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for those pants. They were very expensive.
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-Well, you shouldn't have bought white, should you?
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[knock on door]
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I think it's starting to set, too.
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-It's not starting to set.
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- Ooh, club soda! Do you have club soda?
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- I don't have club soda. What-
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- Nikki, you made it. I was beginning to worry.
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- Sorry, car troubles.
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- And you must be the mysterious Mr. Right.
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- That is me.
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That's me.
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- Oh, I can't tell you how thrilled I am to
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have you both join us.
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Come! Come, come, come.
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- Come join the rest of the gang.
- Okay
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- After you, sweetie.
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-Thank you.
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-Thank you.
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- Now, this is Jack Forrester. He's an up-and-coming mystery
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writer. Rumor has it. He's a bit of a Sherlock himself.
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So all of your secrets will be revealed... eventually.
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And that's Dr. Harriet Brown, and her husband, Moody Chandler.
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No, that doesn't seem right.
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I heard Dr. Brown give a lecture
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in San Francisco last year, and it absolutely changed my life.
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- Nikki, what a pleasure? I am a huge fan of your podcast.
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That episode where you help that couple work through their
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underlying resentments after they were forced to move in
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with their in-laws was truly inspiring.
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-Thank you so much.
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That means a lot, especially coming from you.
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- And this is my husband Chandler.
- Hi, how are you?
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- Yes, of course, how can I forget, Chandler Moody.
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And, now you are an insta poet, is that right?
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00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:09,650
- That's correct.
- His latest poetry slam performance
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between the leaves is going viral as we speak.
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- Ah, well we'll have to check that out.
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- And you must be Mr. Right!
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I have goosebumps. You're exactly as I pictured you.
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- Ah.
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00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,000
- Oh, but this is silly.
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We can't go on calling you Mr. Right all weekend.
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We don't even know your real name.
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- Grant
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- Uhh, Brick-
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ton.
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Yeah, uh, Grant Brickton.
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I come from a long line of Masons.
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- Interesting.
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Well, I look forward to hearing more about that.
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-Well, I look forward to telling you all more about that.
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- Well grab your weapon of choice.
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We are in the middle of a heated game of bocce.
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- You know, we actually would love to freshen up
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a little. Long drive.
432
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,580
- Oh, yes, of course. Let me give you the
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grand tour. Come, come, come.
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-Nice to meet you all.
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- Ciao.
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-And this will be your room.
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- Huh.
- Right. One bed.
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- For both of us.
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00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:26,310
-Now, Im going to leave you two lovebirds alone, but I'll see
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you both at 5:00 for cocktail hour.
441
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,940
- Ooh.
- Great, cocktail hour.
442
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:35,400
So, rock, paper, scissors?
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-What? No way. I'm taking the bed.
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00:19:37,780 --> 00:19:39,860
- Why should you get the bed?
445
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- Because I'm the lady.
446
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,240
- Yeah, the lady I'm doing a huge favor for.
447
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- Oh, I am so sorry that I dragged you to this gorgeous
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estate where you're going to be served five star meals
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and surrounded by gorgeous scenery in the top intellectual
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minds of this country. And you should be thanking me.
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- Thanking you? Okay, well, you know what I might do
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instead of thanking you is
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go tell everyone that we're putting on a big charade.
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- Shh. Shh. Stop!
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- Fine. We'll, alternate. One night on, one night off.
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-Alternate? Okay. And you know what,
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since I'm such a gentleman, I'll even let you have
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the first night.
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- Wow, chivalry isn't dead.
460
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-You know, keeping it alive.
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- So that could have gone better.
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- Yeah. I'm surprised you don't know your
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own boyfriend's name.
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- Yeah, I don't know why. I just always
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call him Mr. Right.
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I created this perfect love story with a perfect
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man, and it worked. My listeners responded and my subscribers
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doubled. Everyone loves Mr. Right. He is the perfect man.
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-Well, he doesn't exist.
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- Exactly.
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- Good luck with that.
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Ooh, swag.
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I love free stuff.
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- Were you born in a barn? Stop it.
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You have to read the card first.
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- Let the games begin.
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What do you think that means?
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- I don't know. Scrabble?
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- I'm starting us off with a round of refreshing
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gin rickey's in honor of one
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of my favorite novels of all time. Can anyone guess?
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(All) The Great Gatsby?
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- Yes
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- Well, Great Gatsby was, like, my favorite novel in high school.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Is this a first edition Huckleberry Finn?
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- Oh, yes. That belongs to my husband,
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actually.
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-Oh I didn't know you were married.
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- Yes, going on 15 years now.
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- Will he be joining us this weekend?
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- No.
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He has business overseas.
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Would you, excuse me, I'm, I'm going to go check on dinner.
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- Nikki, join me.
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- Are you coming?
- Uh, Yeah.
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You know what, I'll catch up with you.
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I think that's an antique golden age Steinway.
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- Just don't break anything.
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- I'm not gonna break anything.
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- And don't talk too much.
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- Nikki?
- Go!
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-She's a beauty, isn't she?
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Do you play?
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- I dabble.
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Dabble.
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- I didn't get a chance to properly introduce myself.
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Jack Forrester.
510
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- Yeah, no, the, the mystery writer.
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- Grant Brickstone.
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- Sorry, I must have misheard. I could have
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sworn you said Brickton.
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- Oh, what's in this drink?
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Uh no. It is, it is Brickton. It used to be Brickstone
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and my grandfather, he changed it. Long time ago.
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- Hmm. This place is pretty impressive, huh?
518
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,460
- Mhmm.
- Did you see the gift baskets?
519
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:23,580
-Yeah, yeah, pretty swanky stuff.
520
00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:27,880
Hey, did yours come with a note?
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- Let the games begin.
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-Yeah. What do you think that means?
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- I, I know what it means.
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-You do?
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- My sources tell me that this long weekend is more
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than just a meet and greet.
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- What are you boys talking about over here?
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- Well, Harriet and I have it on good authority that
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this weekend, it's actually a test.
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00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:57,030
And, there’s only one book deal up for grabs.
531
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,910
- I'm sorry. One book deal?
532
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,460
Well then, why would he invite us all here?
533
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:06,040
-To assess who the most deserving candidate is?
534
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,130
-He's very particular about who he works with.
535
00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,880
-So how does that work for the two of you then?
536
00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:12,010
-What do you mean?
537
00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,720
-Well, you're a couple competing for the same book deal.
538
00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:18,220
-Well, in my opinion, and Nikki,
539
00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,020
I'm sure you can weigh in on this.
540
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,560
Every relationship can greatly benefit
541
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,600
from a healthy dose of competition.
542
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,060
It helps keep the spark alive.
543
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:31,650
- Harriet and I have a very egalitarian marriage.
544
00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:47,920
-Grant, I would love to hear
545
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000
in your words how you and Nikki met.
546
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,300
- In, In my words?
547
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,470
- Yes, I followed your relationship
548
00:24:57,470 --> 00:25:00,850
from Nikki's point of view, but I think we'd all love to
549
00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:02,640
hear your side.
550
00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:08,650
- Yeah, right, of course. Well.
551
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,440
[Nervous laugh]
552
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:16,740
Oh yeah, it was, it was a warm summer night.
553
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:17,780
- It was September.
554
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,080
-Right.
555
00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:22,500
One of those hot September nights.
556
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:26,170
Anyways, I was sitting on a patio,
557
00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:28,380
having Italian food.
- Chinese.
558
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:30,960
-That's right.
559
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,510
Noodles were involved.
560
00:25:32,590 --> 00:25:38,890
Now I remember. Anyway, there she was, just
561
00:25:39,050 --> 00:25:42,770
sitting alone at the bar. The most beautiful woman I'd ever
562
00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:46,730
seen. Couldn't take my eyes off her.
563
00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:49,020
I had to go over and talk to her.
564
00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,570
- Now, this is the best part
565
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:51,860
tell them what you said.
566
00:25:57,490 --> 00:26:00,990
- What, what was that thing I said, sweetie?
567
00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:06,000
- Casablanca, honey.
568
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,380
- Right. Yes.
569
00:26:09,670 --> 00:26:12,550
Of all the gin joints in all the towns,
570
00:26:12,550 --> 00:26:14,130
in all the world,
571
00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,550
(all) she walks into mine.
572
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,760
-I slept like a log last night.
573
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,350
- Good morning.
574
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:08,680
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
575
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:18,530
-Sorry to interrupt you moment of solitude.
576
00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,650
-Oh. no.
577
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:24,240
- So who are you really?
578
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,700
-I'm sorry, what?
579
00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,250
- Sorry to be so blunt. I'm never my
580
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:35,290
best in the morning, but, yeah, who are you?
581
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,260
- Grant Brikstone.
582
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,130
-But I could have sworn you said Brickton?
583
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,300
- Right.
584
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,890
- Yeah, that.
585
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,850
- Okay, what gave me up?
586
00:27:53,850 --> 00:27:55,650
- For one, you keep getting your name wrong.
587
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,860
The sloppy storytelling.
588
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:02,110
Not to mention when you lie, you pick at your left thumb nail.
589
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,620
Now, don't tell me you're, you're
590
00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:11,370
you’re an artist, a musician, more specifically.
591
00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,170
-How did you possibly know that?
592
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:15,750
- Every time a song comes on, you play the chords
593
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:17,710
with your left hand, like you're playing a piano.
594
00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:18,630
- I do?
595
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,590
-You do.
596
00:28:20,090 --> 00:28:22,430
- Good morning, boys.
- Hey.
597
00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,890
- That, that is very, very
598
00:28:24,890 --> 00:28:28,350
impressive, Jack, and very bad. Nikki is going to kill me.
599
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,850
-Hey, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.
600
00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:33,060
I don't think anyone else has figured it out.
601
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,190
- Well, I'm Luke.
602
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,400
- It’s a pleasure to meet you, Luke.
603
00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:43,860
So what's the story?
604
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,550
- Luke?
605
00:29:07,550 --> 00:29:09,220
Oh no!
606
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,350
Oh why, why me?
607
00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,440
Ow!
608
00:29:15,310 --> 00:29:17,310
-Yeah. So that's the long and short of it.
609
00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:19,360
I just hope that I can pull this off.
610
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,110
- Well don't let my figuring it out worry you.
611
00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:24,030
When you write as many mystery stories as I do,
612
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,950
you pick up on a few things.
613
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,570
- Good morning, gentlemen.
614
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:29,990
Oh, there she is.
615
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,370
-Jack, would you mind if I just grab
616
00:29:31,370 --> 00:29:32,910
my boyfriend for a quick second?
617
00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:33,660
- All yours.
618
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,710
- Duty calls.
619
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:38,670
- Good morning, sunshine.
620
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:39,670
-Why didn't you wake me up?
621
00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:42,050
- Cause you look so peaceful. I didn't want to disturb you.
622
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,550
-I am missing valuable face-to-face time with Archie.
623
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:45,590
How do you think this makes me look?
624
00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:46,760
- It doesn't make you look
625
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,140
- I hope I'm not interrupting a lover's quarrel.
626
00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:49,140
- No
627
00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:50,050
- No
- No
628
00:29:50,050 --> 00:29:50,720
- We were
629
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,470
- Just arguing about who wrote all of Shakespeare's plays.
630
00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,850
I mean, he couldn’t have possibly written them all, right?
631
00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:58,600
- My husband and I argue about that all the time.
632
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,230
-So cute. It's just, just like us, hon.
633
00:30:01,230 --> 00:30:05,070
-Or we used to. Anywho, if everyone
634
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:07,780
is fed and caffeinated, I'd like to invite you to join
635
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:11,080
me out on the lawn. I've got something planned that I
636
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,750
know the two of you are really going to enjoy. Come.
637
00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:16,580
Come, come, come.
638
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:20,210
- Oh, hey, hold my hand.
639
00:30:28,970 --> 00:30:32,600
-Nothing brightens my day like a game of croquet.
640
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:37,600
Oh, that rhymes. Now, I'm an insta poet too. [chuckles]
641
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:41,270
I hope you're all ready for some fierce but fun competition.
642
00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:44,780
-Well, you should be a shoe-in, Grant, considering your family's
643
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,240
annual croquet tournament.
644
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,650
- Oh, yeah, yeah, you all better
645
00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,110
watch out.
646
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:55,160
I never played croquet in my life. What are we going to do?
647
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,450
- Sorry. How was I supposed to know we're going to
648
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,410
play croquet.
649
00:30:58,410 --> 00:30:59,750
- Oh, I don't know. We're at an estate in
650
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:00,750
Martha's Vineyard.
651
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,170
I think it's safe to assume.
652
00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:03,670
- Okay, just calm down.
653
00:31:03,670 --> 00:31:07,050
Luckily, croquet is very straightforward. You just
654
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:12,050
aim for the hoop, hit the ball, and believe in yourself.
655
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,060
-Very helpful. Thank you.
656
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:16,390
- Come on, lovebirds.
657
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,180
Show us what you're made of.
658
00:31:40,580 --> 00:31:41,290
- Oh.
659
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,170
-Yeah, too bad.
660
00:31:46,630 --> 00:31:47,670
- Just warming up.
661
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:51,340
- Next time, aim for the
-The hoop.
662
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:53,180
I know. Aim for the hoop.
663
00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,350
It's very clear. Thank you.
664
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,180
- I'm just trying to help.
665
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:55,970
-You're not helping.
666
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:01,600
-That's how it's done.
667
00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:06,360
- You know you're supposed to be good at this.
668
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,820
- I am trying.
669
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,650
-Try much harder.
670
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:14,280
- Oh, good job.
-Yes
671
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,280
All right, Nikki, you're up.
672
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:18,450
- Good luck.
673
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,290
-Oh, haha.
674
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:33,380
- Nice shot, superstar.
675
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,180
-You're throwing me off my game.
676
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:36,140
- Yeah, what game?
677
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,810
- All clean shot. Yeah.
678
00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,990
Oh, well done.
679
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,240
- We're so far behind.
- He owns the house.
680
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,200
What do you expect?
681
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,580
- What does it have to do with anything?
682
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,040
Hoop, hoop, aim for the hoop.
683
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,500
- The hoop. Aim for the hoop.
684
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,130
Can't get any worse, right?
685
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,000
- Just warming up.
686
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,010
- Yeah, just a bit rusty.
687
00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:14,130
Just a little bit.
- Just warming up.
688
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,560
- Oh, he knicked it Archie.
689
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:25,850
-I'm sure we can all agree that Grant can have a do-over.
690
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,980
-Thank you, Archie. Thank you.
691
00:33:30,650 --> 00:33:32,530
- Say, Grant at the family
692
00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:34,740
thanksgiving tournament, who are you?
693
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:38,450
The turkey? [laughs]
694
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,120
- Focus, focus.
695
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:56,300
So Grant, how many tournaments have you won?
696
00:33:57,130 --> 00:33:58,720
- Enough. Enough.
697
00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,930
- Yeah, obviously. -Just a little off today. -It's just,
698
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:02,560
- Just a little off today.
699
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:05,020
- Just a little off.
700
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,730
- Oh, oh.
- Grant!
701
00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:11,650
- What?
702
00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:12,480
- Don’t take me down with you.
703
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,570
- I'm not trying to get you down.
704
00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:14,530
- You are taking me down.
705
00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:16,820
I am not! [yelling]
706
00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:22,490
Oh, oh, sweetie, oh yeah, it's that call. The important
707
00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:25,200
lawyer phone call with the human rights
708
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,750
officer guy.
709
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:29,540
You know what guys, I'm just going to take this,
710
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:34,210
proceed on without me, and I'll be back.
711
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,340
-Wow, trouble in paradise.
712
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:44,140
- I'm going to go.
713
00:34:45,140 --> 00:34:47,430
Yeah. Yeah.
714
00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:52,690
- His phone wasn't even on.
715
00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:58,360
- Ooh, there you go, darling.
716
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,380
- Hey.
- Hey
717
00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:20,470
look, Nikki, I don't think I can do this, okay.
718
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:23,220
- No, no, no. Luke, I'm sorry, okay. I shouldn't have snapped at you.
719
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,390
-Aren't we supposed to be this like perfect couple?
720
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:29,480
- I know, okay. I'm just stressed out, and everything is falling apart.
721
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:33,940
And maybe you were right. Maybe
722
00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:35,730
I was crazy to think this could work.
723
00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:39,860
We should just cut our losses and go home.
724
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,780
-Just wait, wait, wait.
725
00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:48,120
We've come this far.
726
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:50,750
We may as well
727
00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:51,870
see it through.
728
00:35:51,870 --> 00:35:52,960
We can do this.
729
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,040
- You think?
730
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,750
-Yeah. Yeah.
731
00:35:58,260 --> 00:36:01,680
I mean, we can't convince them that I'm any better at croquet.
732
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:05,050
-That's baseball. Croquet is like this.
733
00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:05,970
- Whatever.
734
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,850
But, we can convince them
735
00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:13,350
that we’re in love.
736
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,310
- Yeah
737
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:17,900
Yeah, we can do that.
738
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,740
- We can do this.
739
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,570
But we got to be a team.
740
00:36:25,070 --> 00:36:26,280
- Deal.
741
00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:44,590
-Is everything all right with you two?
742
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,470
-Yes. We are so sorry
743
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,640
about that. We just got a little carried away. Works been
744
00:36:50,390 --> 00:36:54,770
very stressful for Grant. A lot of human rights issues.
745
00:36:55,150 --> 00:36:57,650
-And I know how important this weekend is to Nikki, and I
746
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:59,440
guess I just cracked into the pressure so.
747
00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:02,780
- Well just the fact that you put your own work aside
748
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:06,160
to be here for her is a real testament to your relationship.
749
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:09,990
- The key is to listen and to not place any blame,
750
00:37:09,990 --> 00:37:13,460
and to remember that
751
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:15,330
we are on the same team.
752
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,630
- Am I lucky man or what?
753
00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,690
- Psst. Hey, I’m going to go for a walk. You want to come?
754
00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:41,940
-Hey, Grant. I was hoping we could finish our conversation
755
00:37:41,940 --> 00:37:44,780
on the Galveston treaty, and how that'll affect world
756
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:46,740
peace on a global scale.
757
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:49,200
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
758
00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:53,910
Nikki, Nikki, Nikki,
759
00:37:53,910 --> 00:37:55,160
Hey, hey, wait up.
760
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,830
- Hi. I thought you were exhausted.
761
00:37:57,830 --> 00:37:59,460
-Well, I was until Chandler wanted to talk about
762
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:00,880
some human rights treaty.
763
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:02,500
- Good call.
764
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:05,090
- You couldn’t have just made Mr. Right like a fireman or something.
765
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,640
- Well to be a fireman, you'd have to be up before noon every day.
766
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,470
- How dare you?
767
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,930
I've been up before noon.
768
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:12,100
- Okay.
- Once.
769
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,770
- Because I’m the one doing all the work here.
770
00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:16,940
- Get down, get down.
771
00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,770
-you're asking questions, and I don't know what I'm suppose
772
00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:21,980
to tell them anymore. I have to keep making up excuses.
773
00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:25,320
-We can't let him know that we're eavesdropping.
774
00:38:25,490 --> 00:38:27,400
-Why are we eavesdropping?
775
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:29,870
-If I can gather some Intel, the movie will give me a leg
776
00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:30,910
up on the book deal, you know?
777
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:34,240
- Seems manipulative, but okay.
778
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,580
- And there's a mystery writer. He, he's starting to
779
00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:42,380
suspect. I can tell. Makes me very very nervous. No, don't
780
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:46,550
hang up on me. Don't you dare hang up on me. I am. Because
781
00:38:46,550 --> 00:38:48,760
I am upset. Does it mean nothing to you?
782
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:52,180
- Oh. Go, over there.
783
00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:53,810
- Where? Where? Go where?
- This way.
784
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:54,470
- Get down.
785
00:38:54,770 --> 00:38:55,850
- Down?
- Get down.
786
00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,230
I'm down.
-Move!
787
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,230
- Where are you taking me?
788
00:39:00,770 --> 00:39:02,480
-Stop asking too many questions.
789
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,240
What are we doing?
790
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,370
- Of course, your pants are ruined again.
791
00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:13,160
-Oh, and who's fault is that, James Bond?
792
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:19,580
-Oh wow, this place is beautiful. Look at all these orchids.
793
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,250
- You know, Archie isn't messing around.
794
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,420
These things are expensive.
795
00:39:24,170 --> 00:39:25,090
- Yeah
796
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:28,300
So can you please stop pawing at them.
797
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:30,340
- I'm not pawing at them, thank you.
798
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:32,050
- I just don't want you to break anything.
799
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:33,930
-Why do you always think I'm going to ruin everything?
800
00:39:36,390 --> 00:39:38,640
- I didn’t do that. You did that.
801
00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:40,480
- Okay. I just want to get through this
802
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,650
weekend without any disasters.
803
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,610
- Oh no, no, no.
- Wow.
804
00:39:45,940 --> 00:39:47,480
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Looks like I'm not the
805
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,320
one we've got to worry about, huh?
- No, no, no, no. Help me.
806
00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:55,700
-I thought I heard voices in here.
807
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,410
-Hi Archie.
808
00:39:57,410 --> 00:40:00,960
We were, we were admiring your beautiful orchid collection.
809
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,540
- Oh, yes, they're like my babies. My husband and
810
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:05,790
I have been collecting them for years.
811
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,880
- And this one, this
812
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,050
is so unique.
813
00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:14,550
- Oh, yes, this is the Golden Moon Orchid. You
814
00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:18,770
can only find it in India. It's very rare. Legend has it
815
00:40:18,770 --> 00:40:22,850
if tended properly. It can bring you fortune and prosperity.
816
00:40:24,650 --> 00:40:27,440
-Well, you must be taking very good care of it then.
817
00:40:28,610 --> 00:40:31,570
- I got it at the annual orchid auction. That's where I met my
818
00:40:31,570 --> 00:40:35,160
husband. We were in a bidding war, and we decided to share
819
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:40,250
custody. These are all worth a small fortune, but this
820
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,120
one is priceless to me.
821
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,790
- A small fortune?
822
00:40:45,790 --> 00:40:46,420
- Oh, oh.
823
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,510
Oh, I’ve got to take this. Excuse me.
824
00:40:53,090 --> 00:40:55,510
-Okay. It's going to be fine, okay?
825
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,470
Just find another pot, and I'm going to salvage as much soil as
826
00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,930
I can, okay?
827
00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:09,610
- Ta da!
828
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,360
- Are you blind? We can't use this pot. He's going to know.
829
00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:15,820
-He's not going to notice.
830
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,450
- You heard him. These are his babies!
831
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,740
- You need to calm down.
832
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,950
- I'm never going to get this book deal now.
833
00:41:21,950 --> 00:41:23,750
- Look, it's going to be fine, okay? Watch, watch,
834
00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:27,000
watch, watch. We put that in there.
835
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,670
- That's messy.
836
00:41:29,210 --> 00:41:30,800
- No, it's good. It's good.
837
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:35,090
See? Good as new.
838
00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:37,180
-He's going to know.
839
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:38,890
- Look, if it's alive, then what's the difference, okay?
840
00:41:40,060 --> 00:41:44,140
Come on. You know what? You just need to get your mind
841
00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:45,270
off this, okay?
842
00:41:47,810 --> 00:41:48,520
- Yeah, okay.
843
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,190
- Okay.
844
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,780
- Mr. Right is an excellent badminton player.
845
00:42:00,780 --> 00:42:01,490
Obviously.
846
00:42:02,490 --> 00:42:04,370
So how about we go over the basics
847
00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:05,830
and take it from there?
848
00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:08,040
- Why don't we just hit the birdie, huh?
849
00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,340
- Okay.
850
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:14,260
Are you sure you don't want to go over the rules first?
851
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:16,470
Like how to serve properly. I'm just trying to avoid a
852
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,760
whole other croquet disaster.
853
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,350
- You know, I think I got this.
854
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:25,060
-All right. We'll start off slow.
855
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:44,740
Beginner's luck.
856
00:43:21,030 --> 00:43:22,070
- What is that?
857
00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:26,080
-Ah, I believe in badminton terms, that's what they call a
858
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:27,040
winner.
859
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:30,460
Yeah, I coached in high school, college.
860
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,330
Badminton is kind of my thing.
861
00:43:33,630 --> 00:43:36,300
- You coached badminton?
862
00:43:39,670 --> 00:43:41,090
- Came in handy just now, didn’t it?
863
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,550
- Why didn't you tell me?
864
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,260
-I didn't want to ruin the opportunity to
865
00:43:45,260 --> 00:43:46,890
take that smug look off your face.
866
00:43:47,850 --> 00:43:49,640
- You are just.
- Amazing.
867
00:43:50,140 --> 00:43:50,730
I know.
868
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:54,610
- You two up for a game of doubles?
869
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,030
- Maybe you redeem yourself.
870
00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:01,150
What? He knows I'm kidding, right Grant?
871
00:44:01,530 --> 00:44:02,820
- Yeah you bet.
872
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,410
- Let's spin for serve.
- Yep.
873
00:44:05,780 --> 00:44:07,410
- Oh, that's us. Let's go!
874
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,370
- I'll take the back.
875
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,870
- We got this.
876
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:22,930
Here we go.
877
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:26,720
Nice, nice.
878
00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:33,100
- Oh.
- It's okay, it's okay.
879
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:44,530
- That’s out!
880
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,830
- Nice!
881
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,920
- Okay, let's go again.
882
00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:57,790
- Got that one?
- Yep.
883
00:44:58,290 --> 00:44:59,500
- Oh, you got it.
884
00:45:01,510 --> 00:45:02,720
- Got it!
- Got it!
885
00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:09,140
- Chandler!
886
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:22,820
[Cheering]
887
00:45:24,650 --> 00:45:26,410
[Clapping hands]
888
00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,370
- What a thrilling game!
889
00:45:28,870 --> 00:45:35,080
The teamwork, the silent communication, the athleticism,
890
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,960
you see that is what makes a power couple.
891
00:45:38,630 --> 00:45:40,800
and a valiant effort from Harriet.
892
00:45:41,090 --> 00:45:42,300
and Chandler too.
893
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:44,880
A game well-played by all.
894
00:45:45,130 --> 00:45:47,510
- You see me playing with my wrist isn't acting up.
895
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,100
- No one likes a poor loser, Chandler.
896
00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:55,310
Now, the winning couple, I’m going to gift you with a real treat.
897
00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:59,020
Something that helps me gain a new perspective.
898
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:00,820
Congratulations.
899
00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:02,030
Thank you, Archie.
900
00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:05,280
- Oh, no, you earned it. You deserve it. Now,
901
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,780
come, come, come. Let's all go get cleaned up for dinner.
902
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:18,540
Hearing about your dynamic is one thing, but to see the
903
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:22,250
two of you in action, that was something to behold,
904
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,380
-Archie, you're too kind.
905
00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:26,760
- No, no, no, you have to give yourself
906
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:31,550
credit. Relationships can be hard, but you two seem to
907
00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:34,270
have something really special here, I can tell by the
908
00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:36,390
way you two look at each other.
909
00:46:36,390 --> 00:46:38,480
-Well, it's not always easy. I mean, she can be pretty stubborn
910
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,110
and kind of bossy. And sometimes when she doesn't have things
911
00:46:41,110 --> 00:46:42,360
just right.
912
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:50,030
But it's her heart that always wins me back.
913
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,950
She's just got this really special soul.
914
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,750
- Oh, you two must think I'm a
915
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:03,670
silly old fool, but I'm a hopeless romantic. I'm a sucker
916
00:47:03,670 --> 00:47:08,550
for love. I'm going to go, and I'm going to round up the rest
917
00:47:08,550 --> 00:47:13,680
of the gang. Nikki, I've such a good feeling about you.
918
00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:24,320
- A special soul.
-I don't know, okay. I was put on the spot.
919
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,480
Besides, I'm not the writer here.
920
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,070
- Well either way, I think he bought it.
921
00:47:29,650 --> 00:47:30,450
-I think he did.
922
00:47:35,740 --> 00:47:38,080
-I just don't understand how you can say that he's derivative.
923
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,580
He's one of the most original authors of our time.
924
00:47:40,580 --> 00:47:42,540
- Oh, give me a break. His prose are
925
00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:45,300
ripped directly from the pages of Tolstoy.
926
00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,170
-Harriet has a valid point.
927
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,470
Nikki, you've been silent for this entire debate.
928
00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:53,640
I'm sure you have some insights for us.
929
00:47:54,510 --> 00:47:59,850
- I haven't read this particular book, so
930
00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:05,400
I don't have any opinions to share on said piece.
931
00:48:06,150 --> 00:48:10,450
- Oh, well perhaps you could share with us some of the books that
932
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:12,950
have influenced you over the past few years. -Oh, I would
933
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:20,830
- Oh, I would have to say the Parisian Rendezvous.
934
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,460
- I also love the four seasons of Lola Mae.
935
00:48:31,590 --> 00:48:33,380
I like romance.
936
00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:35,510
- Romance, how adorable, right?
937
00:48:38,310 --> 00:48:40,350
- Well, actually, romance is one of the top
938
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:42,640
grossing literary genres in the world.
939
00:48:43,730 --> 00:48:46,310
-Well, I don't mind admitting that I for one
940
00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:50,110
cannot resist a good romantic story every now and then.
941
00:48:50,110 --> 00:48:52,240
I mean, we all need a little escapism, right?
942
00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:53,660
- Yeah, I was just going to say how much I
943
00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:57,200
adore the genre. I love pride and prejudice.
944
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:01,290
-Speaking of romance, Grant, I would love to hear more about
945
00:49:01,290 --> 00:49:02,910
your love story with Nikki.
946
00:49:02,910 --> 00:49:06,750
- Yeah. Um, what would you like to hear?
947
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:09,590
- When was the first time you said, I love you?
948
00:49:09,590 --> 00:49:14,220
-Well, I wanted it to be special.
949
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,850
I take the words ‘I love you’ very seriously.
950
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,680
And so I waited.
951
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:28,610
- And waited and waited.
952
00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:30,610
-Until I knew I was sure.
953
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,950
Until I knew it was real.
954
00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:37,700
But there was no denying it.
955
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,200
I was head over heels,
956
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:42,540
and I needed her to know.
957
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:47,710
and so one afternoon, I snuck into her apartment,
958
00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:50,590
and I filled the room with her favorite flower.
959
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:52,920
Lilies.
960
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:56,340
And I got her favorite pizza from the place on the corner,
961
00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,890
pepperoni, onions, mushrooms and extra cheese.
962
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:07,810
- And as soon as he walked in, I just knew.
963
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:11,520
He didn't have to say the words. His actions said it all.
964
00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:14,690
-It was just another night at home,
965
00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:17,530
just the two of us.
966
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,870
But this time was different,
967
00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:23,330
because this time,
968
00:50:24,410 --> 00:50:25,790
it was real.
969
00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:27,790
- Yeah.
970
00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:29,920
It was just
971
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:34,840
the two of us, and thousands and thousands of flowers.
972
00:50:36,970 --> 00:50:38,720
-To true love.
973
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,140
(All) To true love.
974
00:50:42,140 --> 00:50:43,390
- To true love.
975
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:50,770
- Well, now, I'd like to invite you all to join me in
976
00:50:50,770 --> 00:50:55,360
the home theater downstairs tonight in honor of our own
977
00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:01,030
happy couple. We will be screening, Casablanca.
978
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,500
-Hey, thank you.
979
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,210
-Yeah. Let's go.
980
00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:24,760
-Oh, it's, um, it's your turn to take the bed tonight, remember?
981
00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:31,480
-Oh, I'm already set up. You know, I've got all my stuff so
982
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:34,570
it's not so bad. You keep the bed.
983
00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:37,150
- Thank you.
-Yeah.
984
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,170
-What you writing?
985
00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,340
- Nothing, really.
986
00:52:04,100 --> 00:52:06,470
Okay, well, every
987
00:52:06,470 --> 00:52:10,060
once in awhile, when a song lyric or idea pops into my
988
00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:12,310
head, I just jot it down.
989
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,940
-Ah, you mean for one of your jingles?
990
00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:22,160
-No, not for one of my jingles. Believe it or not,
991
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,450
I actually had greater aspirations for myself at one point.
992
00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:28,660
I'm a songwriter.
993
00:52:29,830 --> 00:52:31,290
Folk, specifically.
994
00:52:32,370 --> 00:52:33,880
- That's so cool.
995
00:52:34,250 --> 00:52:36,340
Is there anything I would have heard?
996
00:52:36,590 --> 00:52:40,010
-Well, I sold a couple of songs a few years ago, but
997
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,840
the industry can be pretty inconsistent.
998
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,050
And so I picked up jingle writing to make ends meet. And
999
00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:49,850
I don't know, I guess that took up so much of my time that
1000
00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:53,140
the songwriting just kind of fell to the wayside. So to
1001
00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:57,690
answer your question, probably not.
1002
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:01,990
-Can I read some?
1003
00:53:07,410 --> 00:53:08,240
-Yeah,
1004
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:11,040
yeah. I mean, I don't know how good it'll be without the
1005
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,830
music, you know. But,
1006
00:53:13,830 --> 00:53:15,630
why not?
1007
00:53:24,470 --> 00:53:26,340
- This is like poetry.
1008
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:27,510
-Thanks.
1009
00:53:27,930 --> 00:53:30,770
Yeah, I mean, you know, I've got the words. I just need to let
1010
00:53:30,770 --> 00:53:32,100
the music come to me now.
1011
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,900
-Seriously, Luke, you've got a gift.
1012
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:40,940
You should perform this, you know, get it out there.
1013
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,780
-No, no, no, I'm not a performer. I'm just a songwriter.
1014
00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:48,160
- Well, I don't know about that.
1015
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,740
You put out quite the performance tonight.
1016
00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,080
-That was pretty good, huh?
-Yeah
1017
00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:55,460
- I guess I’m tapping into my inner Mr. Right.
1018
00:54:05,550 --> 00:54:09,720
-How did you know that lilies are my favorite flower?
1019
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:13,720
-Oh, I don't know.
1020
00:54:14,060 --> 00:54:17,060
I guess I just noticed that every Sunday
1021
00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:20,060
without fail, you come back from the farmers market with
1022
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:25,190
an apple strudel and a bouquet of fresh lilies. So I just
1023
00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:27,700
put two and two together.
1024
00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:30,030
-Aren't you observant?
1025
00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:31,740
-Yeah, living upstairs from someone
1026
00:54:31,740 --> 00:54:33,450
you pick up on a thing or two.
1027
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,160
- Oh, yeah?
1028
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,460
What else have you noticed?
1029
00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:40,790
-Well, judging from the
1030
00:54:40,790 --> 00:54:44,130
amount of take out that you order, you either hate cooking
1031
00:54:44,130 --> 00:54:46,920
or are very bad at it.
1032
00:54:47,590 --> 00:54:48,970
-Correct on both counts.
1033
00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:51,890
-Oh, you put
1034
00:54:51,890 --> 00:54:55,220
onions and mushrooms on your pizza, which tells me you
1035
00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:57,180
have no taste.
1036
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,020
-Hey.
1037
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:00,560
-I'm just telling it like it is.
1038
00:55:01,610 --> 00:55:02,730
oh, and
1039
00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:05,610
every Friday night, instead of going out with your friends,
1040
00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,490
you have a slumber party with your niece.
1041
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:12,030
Which tells me that you put family above all
1042
00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,950
and you have a big heart.
1043
00:55:14,990 --> 00:55:17,910
-Or do you mean a special soul?
1044
00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:20,290
- Okay. Smart aleck.
1045
00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,670
What have you picked up about me?
1046
00:55:23,290 --> 00:55:26,670
- Oh, you mean besides the loud footsteps and the incessant
1047
00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:27,840
jingle playing?
1048
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,260
-Besides the obvious, yeah.
1049
00:55:29,590 --> 00:55:31,470
-Well, I, I know you
1050
00:55:31,470 --> 00:55:34,560
subscribe to the Boston Voice and the Massachusetts Independent,
1051
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,730
which makes me think you have an interest in current events
1052
00:55:37,730 --> 00:55:38,930
and politics.
1053
00:55:39,310 --> 00:55:40,020
-Correct.
1054
00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:42,650
-You also subscribe to beautiful
1055
00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:44,820
botany, which makes me think
1056
00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:46,610
you have a bit of a green thumb.
1057
00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:50,360
-I may have a pretty extensive herb garden.
1058
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:52,280
-Oh, and
1059
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,580
every Saturday morning, you make yourself this full breakfast.
1060
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,290
I mean, I'm talking pancakes and bacon, the works.
1061
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,920
The smell is intoxicating.
1062
00:56:01,540 --> 00:56:03,080
-You can smell that?
1063
00:56:04,710 --> 00:56:05,340
-Maybe when we're
1064
00:56:05,340 --> 00:56:06,840
back in the city, you should come over, and I'll make you
1065
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,340
my famous French toast.
1066
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,180
-I'd like that.
1067
00:56:20,730 --> 00:56:22,560
We should get some sleep
1068
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,610
-Yeah, big day tomorrow.
1069
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:30,740
-Good night, Luke
1070
00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:32,530
-Good night, Nikki.
1071
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:39,200
[phone vibrating]
1072
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,870
-Hello.
1073
00:56:43,870 --> 00:56:46,920
-Hello. Updates here, please. I'm going crazy.
1074
00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:48,340
-Wait, wait, wait. One sec.
1075
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,980
Why are you calling me in the middle of the night?
1076
00:57:02,980 --> 00:57:04,310
It's 10:30.
1077
00:57:04,310 --> 00:57:05,770
-Oh, really?
1078
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,940
Man, time feels like it doesn't exist here.
1079
00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:10,900
-Oh, so you're actually having fun?
1080
00:57:11,110 --> 00:57:11,900
-Yeah.
1081
00:57:12,110 --> 00:57:15,660
I mean, it’s been stressful, but good overall.
1082
00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:18,200
-Wow. So you're actually pulling
1083
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,290
this off then.
1084
00:57:19,290 --> 00:57:20,740
-Was there ever any doubt?
1085
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,410
-Yeah, yeah, no
1086
00:57:22,410 --> 00:57:23,290
many doubts. Yeah.
1087
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:25,290
-Well, thank you for the vote of confidence.
1088
00:57:25,290 --> 00:57:29,170
-Well, it's a bit of a crazy scheme, and this guy’s a bit of a wild card.
1089
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,970
-I know. There's a bit of an adjustment period,
1090
00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:34,590
but we talked it out
1091
00:57:34,590 --> 00:57:37,470
and turns out we make a pretty good team.
1092
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,100
-No, no, no. Nikki,
1093
00:57:41,100 --> 00:57:42,480
don't, don't do this.
1094
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,560
-Don't do what?
1095
00:57:43,770 --> 00:57:45,480
You're totally falling for this guy.
1096
00:57:46,310 --> 00:57:47,650
-No, I'm not.
1097
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:51,190
-You got that twinkle in your voice.
1098
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,900
-Voices don't twinkle.
1099
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:55,150
-You know what I mean. Nikki, this
1100
00:57:55,150 --> 00:57:59,410
isn't good, okay? You understand that this is all a fantasy.
1101
00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,790
And you understand that he's not actually Mr. Right, right?
1102
00:58:04,660 --> 00:58:07,000
-Mike, I have got this under control.
1103
00:58:07,670 --> 00:58:08,580
-I understand that
1104
00:58:08,670 --> 00:58:09,500
- Shhh.
1105
00:58:09,630 --> 00:58:11,670
I understand. But you're my husband,
1106
00:58:11,670 --> 00:58:13,550
-I’m going to call you back.
- and I wanted you here.
1107
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:16,050
-No, Nikki wait. Nikki.
1108
00:58:17,970 --> 00:58:18,970
-But if you could
1109
00:58:18,970 --> 00:58:21,390
just put yourself in my position for one-
1110
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,810
I miss you.
1111
00:58:27,850 --> 00:58:28,850
Fine.
1112
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,780
Fine. We can talk about it in the morning.
1113
00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:40,910
[phone vibrating]
1114
00:58:45,620 --> 00:58:46,410
Sorry.
1115
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,880
Okay, bye.
1116
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,890
-What are we doing on a boat?
1117
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:10,730
-I just needed to get away.
1118
00:59:11,150 --> 00:59:12,310
Something happened.
1119
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,030
-Oh, no, someone onto us?
1120
00:59:16,570 --> 00:59:18,240
-No, no one knows.
1121
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,030
-Except for Jack.
1122
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:21,660
-What?
1123
00:59:21,950 --> 00:59:22,530
What?
1124
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,370
-What? Jack knows.
1125
00:59:24,370 --> 00:59:24,790
-No.
1126
00:59:24,910 --> 00:59:25,370
-Luke!
1127
00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:28,040
-Okay, yes, but I didn't say anything to him, okay?
1128
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,040
He just sort of
1129
00:59:29,330 --> 00:59:30,330
figured it out.
1130
00:59:30,330 --> 00:59:31,830
-Everything is falling apart.
1131
00:59:31,830 --> 00:59:33,170
-No, it's not, okay.
1132
00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:35,880
Jack's a nice guy. He's not going to say anything.
1133
00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:38,880
What happened?
1134
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:41,720
-I was up late last night, and I heard these
1135
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:46,220
voices upstairs, and I went and I might have eavesdropped
1136
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:50,230
on Archie arguing with his husband, who's alive by the way.
1137
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:52,730
-So wait, you just overheard some things you weren't supposed
1138
00:59:52,730 --> 00:59:54,320
to. What's the big deal?
1139
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,440
-He caught me.
1140
00:59:58,530 --> 00:59:59,530
-What did he say?
1141
01:00:00,070 --> 01:00:05,200
-Nothing. I just, I froze and I was like, okay, bye. And then
1142
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:06,290
I ran away.
1143
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:09,330
-Ah, well, that's one way to handle things.
1144
01:00:09,660 --> 01:00:11,460
- He looked really upset. And I just,
1145
01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:13,420
I feel like I messed everything up.
1146
01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:15,750
-Look, all you need to do is apologize.
1147
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,300
-No, he wants nothing to do with me,
1148
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,430
okay. He basically ran away from me this morning.
1149
01:00:21,590 --> 01:00:23,090
- Well what choice do you have?
1150
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:26,810
-Throw myself off this boat.
1151
01:00:26,810 --> 01:00:28,680
-Or you could
1152
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:32,980
face it head-on. I mean, you help people deal with their
1153
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:35,900
interpersonal relationships for a living. Maybe you could
1154
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,520
help turn this whole thing around for him.
1155
01:00:40,610 --> 01:00:41,900
-You're right.
1156
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,570
I'm going to go talk to him.
1157
01:00:46,530 --> 01:00:48,910
-You're really good at this advice stuff too, you know.
1158
01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:50,950
-I learned from the best.
1159
01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:06,970
Permission to enter.
1160
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,260
-Nikki.
1161
01:01:08,930 --> 01:01:10,680
-I really wanted to apologize
1162
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:11,730
about last night.
1163
01:01:11,730 --> 01:01:13,310
-There's absolutely no need.
1164
01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:14,730
-No, it was a total invasion
1165
01:01:14,730 --> 01:01:17,690
of your privacy. And I should have known better.
1166
01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:21,990
-And I shouldn't have been so evasive this morning.
1167
01:01:23,030 --> 01:01:25,240
I'm not behaving like myself lately.
1168
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,870
Obviously, there's been some
1169
01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:30,200
tension between my husband and I.
1170
01:01:30,490 --> 01:01:32,160
-Well, no pressure, but
1171
01:01:32,910 --> 01:01:36,080
if you want to talk about it, I'm all ears.
1172
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,630
-You are so
1173
01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:40,380
sweet, but I wouldn't want to impose.
1174
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,630
-No, not at all.
1175
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,920
I mean this is kind of what I do.
1176
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,800
I'd be happy to help
1177
01:01:46,390 --> 01:01:48,010
If I can.
1178
01:01:49,220 --> 01:01:52,600
-Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to get a professional’s
1179
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,560
point of view.
1180
01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:03,820
Now, don't get me wrong. I am very proud
1181
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,910
of Matthew for striking out on his own and starting his
1182
01:02:06,910 --> 01:02:11,990
own company, but with him being in London, half the year,
1183
01:02:12,450 --> 01:02:13,750
I can't help but feel,
1184
01:02:15,710 --> 01:02:16,830
-Abandoned.
1185
01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:17,880
-Exactly.
1186
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,710
-I mean, it’s difficult when the dynamic in any relationship shifts.
1187
01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:26,180
Your husband taking on this new venture has become his
1188
01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:31,100
priority, whereas in the past, you were always his priority.
1189
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,140
-Yes.
1190
01:02:33,020 --> 01:02:35,020
-You have to understand that he's entitled to put
1191
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:37,310
himself first for once.
1192
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,860
And forgive me for saying it, but maybe it's your turn to
1193
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,440
prioritize his endeavors as well.
1194
01:02:46,990 --> 01:02:48,490
-Maybe it was unfair to
1195
01:02:48,490 --> 01:02:51,740
expect him to fly all the way back here for a weekend.
1196
01:02:53,660 --> 01:02:56,830
He is working so hard and I really am so proud of him.
1197
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,080
- Then show him.
1198
01:03:00,330 --> 01:03:00,880
-How?
1199
01:03:01,290 --> 01:03:03,250
-You're saying that he's always shown up for
1200
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:07,420
you in the past. Maybe it's your turn to show up for him.
1201
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:12,220
-We should probably go and join the others.
1202
01:03:12,810 --> 01:03:13,930
-Yeah, we should.
1203
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,190
-Huh.
1204
01:03:19,730 --> 01:03:20,480
-What's that?
1205
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,190
-I could have sworn that pot was terracotta.
1206
01:03:28,030 --> 01:03:29,950
-Yeah, about that.
1207
01:03:29,950 --> 01:03:30,780
-Oh, well,
1208
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,620
it looks stunning in blue.
1209
01:04:21,370 --> 01:04:25,880
Oh, Grant, you are a renaissance man. Is there anything
1210
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,050
you can't do?
1211
01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:29,010
-Well, my croquet is pretty bad.
1212
01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:30,880
-And he's funny too.
1213
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:35,930
-Nikki, you are one lucky woman. Sorry.
1214
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:36,850
-Well, Nikki, I
1215
01:04:36,850 --> 01:04:38,810
think we have something to get to, don't we?
1216
01:04:39,220 --> 01:04:40,270
-Oh yes,
1217
01:04:40,270 --> 01:04:44,480
yes. And we will go and fetch the pilot come. Come, come,
1218
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,530
come. For our badminton winners.
1219
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:55,120
-This is it.
1220
01:04:56,950 --> 01:04:58,910
-Well, what are we waiting for?
1221
01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:11,010
-Can you believe this?
1222
01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:12,670
-This is insane.
1223
01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:25,730
[song playing]
1224
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,650
Should I open it?
1225
01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:34,400
-Go ahead.
1226
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,450
-I'm going to open it.
1227
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:36,910
-Open it.
1228
01:05:36,910 --> 01:05:39,790
-I'm opening it. It's nice and chill.
1229
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
-I've never had champagne.
1230
01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:45,790
-You're joking.
1231
01:05:45,790 --> 01:05:46,630
-I've never once had ch-
1232
01:05:46,630 --> 01:05:47,830
-You never had champagne.
1233
01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:49,090
-I'm not fancy.
1234
01:05:49,090 --> 01:05:50,590
-Well, I feel like you should pop it then
1235
01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:51,760
if you've never had it.
1236
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:52,760
-Why don't you teach me?
1237
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,720
-Do you know how?
1238
01:05:54,170 --> 01:05:56,050
-No, show me.
1239
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,100
-well, I'm not
1240
01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:03,850
Oh my gosh, that gave me a heart attack.
1241
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,270
Oh my gosh.
1242
01:06:05,730 --> 01:06:06,310
Bubbly?
1243
01:06:06,650 --> 01:06:07,440
-Oh, please.
1244
01:06:07,690 --> 01:06:08,520
-Bubbly
1245
01:06:10,770 --> 01:06:12,610
So kind, so kind.
1246
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:16,240
-So the music finally came to you, huh?
1247
01:06:18,410 --> 01:06:19,370
-The piano?
1248
01:06:22,700 --> 01:06:23,700
Yeah, I guess it did.
1249
01:06:24,750 --> 01:06:27,870
-What does it feel like playing for an audience?
1250
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:29,040
-Well, it helped that
1251
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:30,250
I didn't know, I had one.
1252
01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:34,090
-You are so talented.
1253
01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:36,130
Clearly everyone agrees.
1254
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,470
-Thanks.
1255
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:40,510
You know, I've actually been thinking
1256
01:06:40,510 --> 01:06:43,890
about our conversation yesterday, and I think you're right.
1257
01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:47,350
Life's too short not to do what you love.
1258
01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:49,810
-Does that mean
1259
01:06:49,810 --> 01:06:51,860
you're going to stop writing jingles?
1260
01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,690
-Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
1261
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,120
No I can't quit just yet, but I am going
1262
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,780
to devote more time to my songwriting.
1263
01:07:02,410 --> 01:07:04,240
Maybe try out some open mics.
1264
01:07:05,870 --> 01:07:07,870
-Well, know that you'll have at least one fan
1265
01:07:07,870 --> 01:07:09,250
in the audience.
1266
01:07:11,290 --> 01:07:12,500
-That's good to know.
1267
01:07:15,630 --> 01:07:16,800
You know, I got to say,
1268
01:07:17,630 --> 01:07:19,590
you've kind of inspired me.
1269
01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,600
I mean, you found something
1270
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,220
that you love that you clearly have a talent for, and
1271
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:27,730
you've made a career out of it, a very successful one at that.
1272
01:07:27,850 --> 01:07:31,900
-Do I detect a touch of sincerity in your voice?
1273
01:07:32,020 --> 01:07:34,650
- Don’t let it get around because it'll ruin my reputation.
1274
01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:40,570
- Well, I have to admit, I didn't always set out to do this.
1275
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:43,620
I was just that friend you'd always go
1276
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:45,160
to whenever you needed advice.
1277
01:07:45,450 --> 01:07:48,370
because what I really wanted to be was a writer.
1278
01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,750
So when I got my first job working at a newspaper
1279
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:53,420
and they asked me what my strengths were,
1280
01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,460
it's just the first thing that came to mind.
1281
01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:59,300
-So, if you want him to be a writer,
1282
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:01,340
how did you get into podcasting?
1283
01:08:01,970 --> 01:08:03,470
-Hmm, that's a funny story.
1284
01:08:03,930 --> 01:08:07,970
So my now producer, Mike, he had written in asking
1285
01:08:07,970 --> 01:08:11,310
for advice on how to propose to his now wife, Angela.
1286
01:08:11,850 --> 01:08:15,570
He’s kind of a hopeless when it comes to romance.
1287
01:08:16,070 --> 01:08:18,530
And so when she said yes, he was just so
1288
01:08:18,530 --> 01:08:22,070
happy he just offered me podcast.
1289
01:08:23,950 --> 01:08:25,700
-Fate works in mysterious ways.
1290
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,370
-It does, doesn't it?
1291
01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:32,870
Anyway, podcasting has been such a dream.
1292
01:08:32,870 --> 01:08:34,750
it's way more personal,
1293
01:08:34,750 --> 01:08:38,170
and I get to build a dialogue with my listeners and hear
1294
01:08:38,170 --> 01:08:40,220
the emotions behind their questions.
1295
01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:42,260
-It's got to be tough,
1296
01:08:42,260 --> 01:08:44,970
though, isn't it? I mean, helping people through their
1297
01:08:44,970 --> 01:08:46,640
problems all day long.
1298
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:50,390
-No, no. I actually really like it.
1299
01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,810
Helping people it just feels good.
1300
01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:55,270
A lot of my listeners call
1301
01:08:55,270 --> 01:08:56,820
in when they're at their most vulnerable,
1302
01:08:56,820 --> 01:08:58,610
and they put their trust in me.
1303
01:08:58,610 --> 01:09:01,650
and the least I can can do is give it my all
1304
01:09:18,210 --> 01:09:19,630
- Nikki, what's the holdup?
1305
01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:21,590
-I'm coming.
1306
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,340
I can't get this clasp done up.
1307
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,600
- What?
1308
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:37,810
-Nothing. You just, you look really nice.
1309
01:09:40,530 --> 01:09:41,900
-Thank you.
1310
01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,070
Do you mind?
1311
01:09:46,070 --> 01:09:47,200
-Oh Yeah.
1312
01:10:02,090 --> 01:10:03,260
-Thank you.
1313
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,130
-My pleasure.
1314
01:10:40,290 --> 01:10:42,550
I think it's safe to say you pulled it off.
1315
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,970
-Well, it's not over yet.
1316
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:48,180
-After seeing you together this weekend,
1317
01:10:48,180 --> 01:10:50,510
no one in this house would believe you're not a real couple.
1318
01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:54,980
-Yeah, put on a pretty good show, didn't we?
1319
01:10:56,310 --> 01:10:58,100
-I'm not convinced it was all a show.
1320
01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:02,690
-What are you getting at there Poirot?
1321
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,690
-Don't make me spell out what you already know.
1322
01:11:06,030 --> 01:11:07,200
-Okay. Okay,
1323
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,990
you got me again.
1324
01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:13,580
But I mean, how do I know it's real for her too?
1325
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:18,500
-By using your eyes? Trust me. She feels the same way.
1326
01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:25,130
-No, see you don't get it. This perfect man she created,
1327
01:11:25,130 --> 01:11:28,680
he is the antithesis of what I am. He's polished him to
1328
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:32,600
Harvard. He wears cardigans. What if she's just developed
1329
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,850
feelings for the man that I'm pretending to be?
1330
01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:36,640
The first step in solving any mystery
1331
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,520
is to go to the source.
1332
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,190
-What?
1333
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,610
-Talk to her.
1334
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,860
-Fine. You win.
1335
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:49,740
-I know.
1336
01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:58,000
-Your a man mystery.
1337
01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:07,340
Nikki, come. Sit with me.
1338
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:12,510
-You wanted to see me?
1339
01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:14,100
-Yes.
1340
01:12:16,310 --> 01:12:18,890
So how do you think this
1341
01:12:18,890 --> 01:12:20,230
weekend went?
1342
01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:22,980
Do you see yourself as a good fit for
1343
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:24,650
Weisel Publishing?
1344
01:12:27,230 --> 01:12:30,030
-Well, I think this weekend went really well.
1345
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,870
As for whether or not I'm a good fit, wouldn't that be
1346
01:12:33,870 --> 01:12:35,370
your decision to make?
1347
01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,370
-I think it's a two-way street.
1348
01:12:39,540 --> 01:12:40,620
Well, then,
1349
01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,040
yes.
1350
01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:46,500
yes, I think I'm a great fit.
1351
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
-Mmm
1352
01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,510
So, do I.
1353
01:12:55,760 --> 01:13:00,770
You do? Does that mean I’ve got the book deal?
1354
01:13:00,890 --> 01:13:03,190
-Welcome to Weisel Publishing, dear.
1355
01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:07,400
-Thank you. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh.
1356
01:13:07,730 --> 01:13:09,110
I'm so excited.
1357
01:13:09,110 --> 01:13:11,440
-Well, I'm excited to have you on board.
1358
01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:15,200
Oh, and that reminds me, I am having a charity event on
1359
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,160
my yacht next month and I would like you to be there.
1360
01:13:18,330 --> 01:13:20,290
I have some people I want you to meet.
1361
01:13:20,410 --> 01:13:22,250
-Yes, I would love to.
1362
01:13:22,660 --> 01:13:25,250
-Oh, and you'll have to bring Grant, of course. It wouldn't
1363
01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:26,540
be the same without him.
1364
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:28,340
-Of course. We'll both be there.
1365
01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:30,260
Splendid.
1366
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:39,890
-Hi.
1367
01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:41,270
-Nikki, hey.
1368
01:13:41,890 --> 01:13:43,690
There you are. Look, I've something
1369
01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:44,560
to tell you.
1370
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:45,190
-Me too.
1371
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,190
-Say hello to Weisel publishing's newest author.
1372
01:13:49,190 --> 01:13:49,980
-You got it.
1373
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:50,860
- I got it.
1374
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:53,150
-Oh my God. That's amazing.
1375
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:54,950
It's all thanks to you.
1376
01:13:54,950 --> 01:13:56,610
-Oh, no. I can't take any
1377
01:13:56,610 --> 01:14:02,250
credit. Maybe a little. This is amazing. Congratulations.
1378
01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:03,120
- Thank you.
1379
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,670
Oh and next month he's planning this huge event and
1380
01:14:05,670 --> 01:14:07,040
he wants us both to be there.
1381
01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:10,000
Yeah, that's going to be this huge networking opportunity.
1382
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:10,710
- Right.
1383
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:13,470
But you mean, he wants you and Grant
1384
01:14:13,470 --> 01:14:14,840
to be there, right?
1385
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:18,800
-Yeah. I mean, if that's okay.
1386
01:14:19,470 --> 01:14:21,560
Well, I don't know, Nikki. I didn't really sign up to play
1387
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,310
your fake boyfriend forever.
1388
01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:26,440
- No, it wouldn't be forever.
1389
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,400
It would just be for this one event.
1390
01:14:30,650 --> 01:14:31,650
-And then what?
1391
01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:34,570
-I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead.
1392
01:14:34,860 --> 01:14:38,490
- Well maybe you should. I mean, maybe it's time you start
1393
01:14:38,490 --> 01:14:41,410
thinking about something other than yourself.
1394
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:45,210
-Whoa!
1395
01:14:47,170 --> 01:14:50,080
I thought this weekend went so well.
1396
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,750
I thought we were having a good time.
1397
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:55,260
- We were, we were, we were, okay? But that's just,
1398
01:14:55,260 --> 01:14:59,010
maybe that's part of the problem. See, I don't want to be
1399
01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:00,850
your fake boyfriend anymore.
1400
01:15:01,510 --> 01:15:03,350
-What are you saying?
1401
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,060
-I'm saying
1402
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,810
that I have feelings for you.
1403
01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:10,650
And I think you share those feelings, too.
1404
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:13,110
But, what I don't know,
1405
01:15:13,110 --> 01:15:17,650
is if those feelings are for me, or for Grant Brickstone.
1406
01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:20,280
-Brickton.
1407
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:21,320
-Whatever.
1408
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,080
Nikki, come on.
1409
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:28,410
-Okay. This is a lot to take in right now.
1410
01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:35,510
Obviously, I am having feelings for you, but I just, I
1411
01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:38,050
never imagined when I invited you that there would be
1412
01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:39,630
this remote chance that this
1413
01:15:39,630 --> 01:15:41,430
could turn into something real.
1414
01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:43,140
-Of course. Neither did I, but
1415
01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,470
I mean, is it?
1416
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:50,560
Is it real?
1417
01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,820
-I don't know.
1418
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:04,370
But the only way this works is if you stay Grant.
1419
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:09,040
If we tell the truth, then I lose everything.
1420
01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:13,790
-Well, I can't ask you to do that.
1421
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:22,390
- Luke?
1422
01:16:22,390 --> 01:16:26,970
-I'm just, I'm going to go.
1423
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:30,100
It's okay
1424
01:16:31,730 --> 01:16:32,690
I'm going to go.
1425
01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:34,940
-Well, what am I going to tell everyone?
1426
01:16:34,940 --> 01:16:36,440
-I don't know.
1427
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,610
You're the writer. You'll think of something.
1428
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:03,590
- Good morning, Nikki.
1429
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:06,260
-Good morning everyone.
1430
01:17:07,810 --> 01:17:08,720
-Where's Grant?
1431
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,850
-Oh, he had to leave late last night.
1432
01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:13,600
-Really?
1433
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:15,440
What pulled him away?
1434
01:17:17,650 --> 01:17:20,940
-A work emergency. It's confidential.
1435
01:17:23,110 --> 01:17:24,740
- Interesting.
1436
01:17:25,450 --> 01:17:28,830
-You know, I just saw Archie in the gardens looking for you.
1437
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:29,830
-Oh.
1438
01:17:30,330 --> 01:17:33,920
-He said you and him needed to have a little chat.
1439
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,540
-Well um. Excuse me, then.
1440
01:17:54,940 --> 01:17:56,350
Hi Archie!
1441
01:17:57,730 --> 01:18:00,360
-I found this note under my door this morning.
1442
01:18:00,780 --> 01:18:01,820
It's from Grant.
1443
01:18:02,690 --> 01:18:05,280
Or should I say, Luke?
1444
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,620
- Archie, I can explain.
- There’s no need.
1445
01:18:08,990 --> 01:18:11,870
Mr. Right explained everything in the note.
1446
01:18:12,410 --> 01:18:17,500
I have to say, Nikki, I'm extremely disappointed.
1447
01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:20,920
I thought we'd built a trust here.
1448
01:18:21,210 --> 01:18:23,010
-I'm not going to deny any of this.
1449
01:18:23,210 --> 01:18:26,680
I respect you too much to lie to you anymore.
1450
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,140
I understand that we cannot work together anymore.
1451
01:18:29,140 --> 01:18:31,640
And I am very sorry
1452
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,470
for wasting your time.
1453
01:18:34,600 --> 01:18:37,150
I'll show myself out.
1454
01:18:58,670 --> 01:19:01,920
- How did I not see it? Am I really that blind?
1455
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,510
- Don’t be so hard on yourself. They were very convincing.
1456
01:19:05,510 --> 01:19:07,550
- I just feel so foolish.
1457
01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:09,930
- I've invested so much time in a relationship
1458
01:19:09,930 --> 01:19:11,600
that turns out to be a sham.
1459
01:19:11,890 --> 01:19:14,810
-I won't say that the entire relationship is a sham.
1460
01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:18,310
-What do you mean?
1461
01:19:19,190 --> 01:19:23,320
Well, sure it started off as a scheme to secure her book deal,
1462
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:28,150
but in the end, don't you think they're both walking away with
1463
01:19:28,150 --> 01:19:30,320
something far more valuable?
1464
01:19:32,070 --> 01:19:33,370
-Love.
1465
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:36,250
But if he loved her,
1466
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:38,460
how could he betray her like this?
1467
01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:41,540
-I'm not sure that he did.
1468
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:54,640
-So
1469
01:19:55,470 --> 01:19:57,020
Archie knows everything?
1470
01:19:57,980 --> 01:19:58,680
-Yep.
1471
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:01,020
-And I'm assuming everyone
1472
01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:02,610
else at the estate knows, as well?
1473
01:20:02,650 --> 01:20:06,150
-I think it's safe to assume, yes.
1474
01:20:07,820 --> 01:20:09,700
-Well, this isn't great.
1475
01:20:10,490 --> 01:20:13,780
-I know. I'm sorry. It started really well,
1476
01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:15,990
and then I just ruined everything.
1477
01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,540
Not only did I lose the book deal, but now I’m at risk of
1478
01:20:19,540 --> 01:20:21,830
being exposed as a fraud.
1479
01:20:22,630 --> 01:20:25,460
Why don't we come clean on the podcast?
1480
01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:26,920
you can expose yourself.
1481
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:28,170
-I can't do that.
1482
01:20:28,170 --> 01:20:29,720
-Why not?
1483
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,090
-Oh, I don't know.
1484
01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:32,840
Maybe because I'm going to lose the
1485
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,720
trust of all my listeners. The network will pull the podcast
1486
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:38,180
and then both of our lives will completely fall apart.
1487
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:42,140
-Listen, Nikki, as your producer, yeah, it's a bit of a
1488
01:20:42,140 --> 01:20:45,940
risk. But as your friend, I mean, come on, I think it's time
1489
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:48,230
we lose this whole Mr. Right thing.
1490
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,940
For years, you've sacrificed
1491
01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,990
your love life for this facade.
1492
01:20:52,990 --> 01:20:54,070
Sometimes, I don't know
1493
01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:56,950
if you're doing it for the podcast, or if you do it because
1494
01:20:56,950 --> 01:20:58,200
you're scared.
1495
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,040
-I'm not scared. I just know what I want,
1496
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,580
and I don't think it's out there.
1497
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,960
- Do you know what you want?
1498
01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:08,550
What about Luke?
1499
01:21:09,010 --> 01:21:11,470
-My point, exactly. I think that
1500
01:21:11,470 --> 01:21:13,680
I finally found something real. And then the moment things get
1501
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,060
hard, he just lets me down. I mean, people come to me because
1502
01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:20,560
I have figured out the secret to a perfect relationship. How
1503
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,600
can I have a perfect relationship if the perfect man doesn't exist?
1504
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,570
-No, you're wrong about that. People come to you for
1505
01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:32,190
your heartfelt advice on their complicated, messy, real
1506
01:21:32,190 --> 01:21:33,700
relationships.
1507
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:36,410
Something you should probably have too.
1508
01:21:49,340 --> 01:21:50,840
- Archie. Hi.
1509
01:21:51,590 --> 01:21:56,680
-Hello, Nikki. Mike, what a pleasure to see you.
1510
01:21:57,510 --> 01:21:58,390
May I?
1511
01:21:58,390 --> 01:21:59,430
-Please come in.
1512
01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:12,490
- I'll cut straight to the chase.
1513
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:17,820
Upon further reflection, I would like to reinstate your book deal.
1514
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,200
-You would?
-Yes.
1515
01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:24,500
You have the power to help people, Nikki. I've seen it firsthand.
1516
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,210
After our talk, I've decided to join my husband
1517
01:22:28,210 --> 01:22:32,250
in London. You were right. Relationships are about give
1518
01:22:32,250 --> 01:22:35,800
and take, and it’s about time that I started giving back for once.
1519
01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:41,010
-Well, that's wonderful, Archie, but I lied to you.
1520
01:22:41,470 --> 01:22:45,770
-Mr. Right may have been a fiction, but over this past
1521
01:22:45,770 --> 01:22:50,360
weekend, I think I've seen your real story unfold before
1522
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:51,940
my very eyes.
1523
01:22:51,940 --> 01:22:55,700
-Oh, no. Luke and I are
1524
01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:57,610
-Nikki, you may be
1525
01:22:57,610 --> 01:22:59,740
the relationship expert, but I've got a few years on you
1526
01:22:59,740 --> 01:23:02,410
and I know a real thing when I see it.
1527
01:23:02,950 --> 01:23:05,250
-Luke doesn't want to have anything to do with me.
1528
01:23:05,330 --> 01:23:08,000
I mean, he basically tried to ruin my career, so.
1529
01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:10,790
-Oh, Luke didn't write that letter.
1530
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:12,000
Chandler did.
1531
01:23:12,670 --> 01:23:16,220
Oh, sorry. I, I probably should have led with that.
1532
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:20,590
Oh, I've got to go. I've got to catch a flight. Nikki.
1533
01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:23,720
-Archie,
1534
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,850
thank you.
1535
01:23:27,140 --> 01:23:29,350
-No, thank you.
1536
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,440
And may I be so bold as to offer
1537
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,400
you a little relationship advice.
1538
01:23:36,610 --> 01:23:38,570
Go get him.
1539
01:23:50,790 --> 01:23:52,290
What? Oh my gosh!
1540
01:23:56,050 --> 01:23:59,090
What are you waiting for? Go. Go, get him.
1541
01:23:59,630 --> 01:24:01,300
Oh my Gosh
1542
01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:13,770
Hi.
1543
01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:17,900
-Hi. I'm looking for Luke.
1544
01:24:18,440 --> 01:24:20,570
-Oh, I'm sorry he's not here right now
1545
01:24:21,530 --> 01:24:25,160
Sorry, I am Nancy. I'm the realtor. Are you here
1546
01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,740
for the showing?
1547
01:24:26,740 --> 01:24:27,950
The showing?
1548
01:24:28,290 --> 01:24:29,790
-Of the apartment?
1549
01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:31,210
-He's moving?
1550
01:24:31,210 --> 01:24:33,250
-Yes. So no showing then?
1551
01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:36,050
-No. I'm sorry to bother you.
1552
01:24:36,050 --> 01:24:37,050
-Okay.
1553
01:24:49,850 --> 01:24:54,190
He's gone. I have no idea where he is. I have no idea how
1554
01:24:54,190 --> 01:24:55,650
to get ahold of him.
1555
01:24:56,020 --> 01:24:58,860
What do I do? You can chime in here
1556
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:00,320
anytime you want, Mike.
1557
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:03,160
-I think I have an idea.
1558
01:25:05,320 --> 01:25:06,200
-Thanks for
1559
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,370
tuning in to this week's episode of Love Is On The Air. I'm
1560
01:25:09,370 --> 01:25:13,170
Nikki P, and I'm here to answer all your burning love questions.
1561
01:25:13,170 --> 01:25:18,090
This week's episode is going to be a bit different because
1562
01:25:18,090 --> 01:25:24,010
the love problem we are going to be solving is mine. And
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before I dive in, I just wanted to say how grateful I am
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that you've trusted me to guide you through the ebbs and
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flows of your relationships. And I want to reassure you
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that all of my advice came from the heart.
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But I'm afraid,
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I haven't been completely honest with you about my own
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relationship or lack thereof. And the reason why I am coming
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clean today is because I feel like I have found my real
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Mr. Right. He's nothing like what I've described over the
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years. He wears graphic tees and mismatched socks. And
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he's not a human rights lawyer with a penthouse or a fancy
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car. He's an artist. He challenges me. He makes me laugh.
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He's nothing like what I've imagined. He's so much better
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than all of that. Anyway, I understand if I have lost some
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of your trust. I deserve that. My love story isn't perfect.
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And neither am I. But I hope over time, I can still prove
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to you that I am worthy. And maybe like an all relationships,
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hopefully we can use this experience to help us grow.
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Well, it's official.
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Yesterday's episode was our highest rated yet.
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-And it's been 24 hours, and still nothing.
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-Maybe you just didn't see it.
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Or maybe he did, and he still wants
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to have nothing to do with me.
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-Don't, don't do that. Don't Lose hope just yet.
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-Oh, Mike.
-I'm working on showing more Empathy. Right, I'll see you later.
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-Luke.
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-Hey
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-Wait, how did you get into my apartment?
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-Oh, I may have gotten a little help from Mike.
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-Little.
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So you listened to the podcast?
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-What podcast? Yeah, I listened to the podcast.
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-So is this your way of saying that you forgive me?
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-No, this is my way of saying that I love you.
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