All language subtitles for Crazy Cukkad Family (2015)_track3_[eng]

[Narrator] 'The harder we try
to catch a hen,'

'the faster it runs away.'

'And when it's a hen
that lays golden eggs,'

'then things just get worse.'

'The Beri family's golden
hen is situated amongst these hills.'

'Beri Villa.'

'This house is 172 years old.'

'It's such a huge property,'

'that it even has its own pin-code.'

'And the golden egg laying
hen is Kishore Das Beri.'

'But there is no one
to look after this property.'

'Because Mr. Beri is in coma.'

'And his children are stuck
in the struggles of life.'

'For example,
the one stuck between these goons,'

'is Mr. Beri's eldest son.'

'Pawan Beri.'

Old companions are like dogs.
- Yeah.

Right.
- Loyal.

And new companions are like chimps.

It's hard to say when they might snatch,

the banana from your hand
and sit on another branch.

[Laughs]

'Pawan and his partner Mishra borrowed,'

'50 crores from full-time Don
and part-time politician Om Shastri,'

'for their project.'

'Mishra pulled a disappearing
act with the money.'

'But Pawan got stuck.'

'Now let's meet Mr. Beri's only daughter.'

'Pawan's younger sister.'

May I leave, madam?
- Just shut up and sit.

I have paid the car's
rent for the whole day.

'Archana Beri Verma.'

'She couldn't become Ms. India,'

'but she is determined to be Mrs. India.'

Well

My new Merc.
- Very nice.

Hello, ma'am.
- Hello.

Ma'am, your entry is blocked.
- What do you mean?

How dare you?

'She never propagated,'

'but she doesn't even have
money for the contest's entry round.'

'Mr. Beri's third child
Aman Beri had convinced everyone,'

'that he was a successful
photographer in the US.'

How many times do I have to
tell you not to touch my equipments?

Light-boy is supposed
to stay where the light is.

Yes, but...

'Actually, he couldn't even
be the photographer's assistant.'

[Cellphone rings]

'Mr. Beri's most pampered son Abhay Beri.'

'A.K.A Chotu.'

'All we know about him
is that he lives in New Zealand.'

'All of them had to return
half-way en-route to Beri Villa.'

'Because Mr. Beri had recovered.'

'But this time he is
in coma for the third time.'

Mrs. Shubhadra, last time some
of his parts were still functioning.

But this time it's confirmed.

[Crying] Uncle...

How do I call the children this time,
Mr. Gupta?

Mrs. Shubhadra, I am there. Me.

Gupta, the lawyer.

I will call them.

Look. You are only bonded by heart. Right?

But I am bonded by the Will.

Right? Fact of life.

[Cellphone rings]

Hello.

[Cellphone rings]

Archie, here.

Hello. Speak up, please.

Mr. Gupta!

What?

For real?

This time it's confirmed.

Yes, I will try.

What?

No, I am coming.

Did you tell brother Pawan?

Shit!

Sir, it's good news.

Yamraj has heard my prayers.

My father is going to die.

[Laughs]

Papa, this time grandpa
is definitely going to die, right?

Quiet, Moni. You shouldn't say that.

He is right.

I have spent a fortune
on our last two trips.

If he doesn't die this time,

I will definitely ensure
that the doctor slips into coma.

Papa, you are so sensible.

When you grow old,
please don't make us suffer.

Just die instantly.

Do you want an instant slap?

This is done.

Now I just have to...

Are you going through hormonal changes?

Here is an advice.

Use this to tighten
your nuts and bolts first.

Bloody fool.

Good-for-nothing at home.
And useless on the road too.

Do you know how
embarrassed I was that day?

Why didn't you pay
for the club's membership?

I used that money to
pay the Mercedes' rent...

Sit.

You know what will happen
if brother Pawan reaches first.

Who knows how he might
manipulate Mr. Gupta?

"Crazy rooster family."

"Abracadabra.
The global world is a bumpy ride."

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire."

"Wrong intentions and
brains the size of a pea."

"Try to understand."

"Rustic at heart,
but still shows off her imported brand."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

"Pump up the heat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Pump up the heat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Fulfills her dreams by any means."

Idiot!
- "Stands on the roof and touches the moon."

"She is terrified of losing."

"Takes shortcuts to be a star."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

"Pump up the heat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

[Knocking]

Don't you know that's the right way?

You can never hit a
century with a toothpick.

This isn't a brand new car either.
- No.

It's just a week old.

We will buy a brand new car after 1st.

Right? You must have ordered
one after hearing about dad.

Right?

How are you, Archana?

Purse.

I lost three kilos.

And you...the same old suit.

It's still not torn.

Go on, children. Greet your grandma.

Later. I have to use the bathroom urgently.
- Fine, go on.

Brother-in-law.
- How are you?

Seems like you have lost weight.

[Laughs]

Dieting.
- Yes.

Guess the abuses are not too satiating.

[Laughs]

Come, dear.

Hi, mom.

How are you?
- All is well. How about you?

All okay. How about the children?

Everything is fine.
- Okay.

Hello. If your reunion is over,
get the luggage from the car.

Yes.

It's okay. I will take these.

Papa is so strange.

He never changed himself or the house.

Everything is antique.

By the way,
the chandelier will fetch a good price.

Where's Gupta?

Mr. Gupta will come in the evening. - Huh!

What a joke.

I mean, we travelled such
a long distance to get here.

He should have the
courtesy to come on time.

And I am sure you didn't tell him either.

Let's do one thing.
Let's go to Gupta's house.

Yes, brother. It will save us lot of time.

Let's go.

So when will you go to see master?

[Cellphone rings]

Hello

Hello. Did you find Mishra?

Find Mishra.

That Om Shastri is
after me because of you.

Find him before I get
my hands on the property.

Huh?

Yes.

He is still alive.

Find Mishra.

Mr. Beri...
- He is in the ICU.

It's really sad, isn't it?
- And you are?

I am Basheshar Lala.

Mr. Beri and I spent
some quality time together.

Is that your car?
- Yes.

I see.

Archana...papa.

I am fine here.

Dear...

I said I am fine.

[Rapid beeping]

Sir, you are sitting on his drip.

Sorry. Sorry.

Were you laying eggs inside?
- No.

You know Abhay.
- Abhay who?

Your youngest brother.

Yeah...Chotu.

Chotu, right.
- Chotu. Such an adorable kid.

Your brother's alliance was fixed
with my daughter Cherry,

I mean, it's still fixed.

Mr. Beri is on his death bed.

And you are the eldest
in the family after him.

So should I consider the alliance fixed?

Yes. If papa...
- [Car alarm chirps]

Your car...

Driver, I have told you a hundred times.

Always park the vehicle under the shade.

Drivers these days I tell you...

[Laughs]

Who do they think they are?

Is that your car?
- Yes.

Have you lost your mind?

My father is in coma and
you want to talk about marriage.

Will the marriage take
place around his pyre?

Get out. Get out. Go.

This isn't right.
I will come back again.

Just wait
- Shut up.

I will come back again.

Cherry will get married into this family.

Driver, let's go.

Can you ever do a single job properly?

Bloody useless!

When brother Pawan seizes
the entire property,

and comes to give you sweetmeats,

you can just wait for
him with your mouth wide open.

Just like that.

[Cellphone rings]

Archie here.

Hey babes!

What do I say?

I had to...I had some urgency.

Right now I am in a
meditation centre, you know.

You see, I need inner peace
before the competition...

Detoxification?

Detoxification.
- I came here for some detoxification.

Okay, babes. Love you, babes.

Bye.

Don't you dare...touch me.

[Sighs]

Here is an advice.

Take this and tighten
your nuts and bolts first.

You are no good at
home or out on the road.

Do you know how embarrassed
I was at the club?

Why didn't you pay
for the club's membership?

How dare...

Quiet!

Don't talk to me like that.
Quiet!

Embarrassment?

Do you know how much
you embarrass and hurt me?

But I...

What's wrong?

Does it hurt? Does it hurt?

It hurts me too.

It hurts me when you
treat me like that publicly.

Just sit quietly in that corner,

or else I will beat you so
badly that you will always remember it.

And...
- [Pounding on door]

Hey! Open the door.

What are you doing inside?
Open the door.

Coming.

Open up!

Insolent!

I have been knocking for so long.
Can't you hear?

What were you doing?
- Nothing

Hold this.

I have been irritated since morning.

Put this on my eyes.

Tomorrow?

Will you be here tomorrow for sure?

No, Mr. Gupta.
We have been waiting for you...

Mr. Gupta. Hello.

Mr. Gupta.

Gupta! Hello?

Where is my drink?

What was Mr. Gupta saying?

He was asking how Kanchan is.

How is her dieting coming along?

Did she get a pedicure or not?

Mind your own business.

What is this?

Did you put water in
whiskey or whiskey in water?

Control yourself.
The doctor has advised you not to...

Tell the doctor to control his own habits.

You don't try to control me.
Got that? Yes.

No one can control me. Yes.
- [Cellphone rings]

Om Shastri.

Phone...Om Shastri.
- You go.

Go away for a while.

Sir...
- Hey Pawan.

What's up?

Sir, it's quite noisy.

Are you watching a film?

I am not watching a film, but making one.

Super-hit story about two friends.

One is stuck and the other is lost.

[Laughs]

Who is stuck? You?

And the other...

Mishra!
- Yes.

Mishra is back?
- Are you crazy?

Will he come back after
running away with my money?

He has been brought
here and offered a seat.

Bang! Bang!

Sir...

Come on, son...

Get on with the dialogue.

Pawan...Pawan, save me.

Pawan, save me.
- Mishra!

These people will kill me. Say it.

Pawan, these people will kill me.

Pawan, these people will kill me.

You forgot to scream.

[Screaming in pain]

Mishra!

Sir, please...

Sir.

See?

This was your first gift.

And you will get a new
gift at every delay. Understand?

Okay?

Goodnight.

Have...sweet dreams.

Father...
- What father?

That old goose is lying comfortably.

We are the ones who are in deep trouble.

'Your mother was saying that,'

'you have a wonderful business idea.'

'And you want me to finance it.'

'You couldn't even finish school,'

'and you want to start your own business.'

'You squandered your fee on lottery.'

'You want to be a millionaire overnight.'

'All you can do is cause
trouble for me and this family.'

'That's all.'

'Mr. Gupta, put him to work
at the plantation from tomorrow.'

'He will labor all day.
That's what he is good for.'

'He is not worth anything else.'

'Run away.'

[Narrator] 'There is a lot of excitement
in Beri Villa since morning.'

'And why shouldn't they be.'

'Aman is coming home
for the first time'

'after secretly marrying an American.'

'By the way, Archana believes'

'that he has tarnished Beri
family's honor by marrying a witch.'

So that's her.
The new addition to Beri family.

Damn lucky.
- White ghost!

You hypo-hyper Indian males,

find even white-washed
buffaloes beautiful. Right?

Is that true, brother-in-law?

Hey, Moni. Hi, Riya.
- Hi.

Riya, you are really pretty.

I like your camera.

Hello, little man.
That's a nice hairdo you have got.

So cute.
- Come.

I won't wash my cheek for a week.

So the entry of a new bride in the house,

is considered like the entry of
Goddess of Wealth.

Yeah.

Sister, I was just explaining her.

I know English. Okay.
- But no values.

What's up?

This is Pawan Beri.
Welcome to Beri's Palace.

Weather good?
- Yeah, it's good.

Good. Come inside.
- Amy, this is Digvijay.

Yes. This is our mansion.

Everything is old here, except me.

[Laughs]

Where did you find this American?

He didn't, I did.

She speaks Hindi.

The foreigner girl is an Indian at heart.

[Laughs]

That was a joke, right?
- You haven't changed.

He is still so dumb.

Still the same.
- I got it. I got it

Got what?
- I got it.

Amy, meet Kanchan. My sister-in-law.

His wife.
- Hi.

Very pretty.

And you met him outside,
my brother-in-law.

Digvijay.

Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

In our culture when we fold hands...
- Mom.

I will tell you later.

Mom.

Mom.
- I know.

Amy.

Hello.
- Hello.

'Photographer?'

'You mean you will
take pictures at weddings.'

'Or you will click my picture
and hang it on the wall,'

'with a garland around it.'

'Look. Your elder brother
turned out to be useless.'

'At least you do something worthwhile.'

'Why do you want to malign my honor?'

'I suggest look after the plantation.'

'You can't see the
world with both your eyes.'

'How will you see it with just one?'

Hey. Are you okay?

Yeah!

Mr. Gupta, I hardly see you
around these days. - Really?

Should I come back another day?
- No. No.

Come in. It's just a figure of speech.
- I see.

Do you have everything in the briefcase?
- Yes.

Huh?
- Yes.

Hello. Hello. Tyagi reporting, sir.

I mean, Kartar Singh reporting, sir.

Yes. The suspect is in sight, sir.

Operation 'In Front Of My Eyes,'

'and Close To My Heart'
running successfully.

Yes. [Laughs]

What are you saying, sir?

We have a better view of
what's happening in the house,

compared to the people inside.

I was saying, Mr.
Gupta, the house is in a really bad shape.

Today in the morning
when I went out for a stroll,

the tiling at the back fell on my head.

Really? Were you hurt?

Do you bandage it?

Manohar.
- Forget it, Mr. Gupta.

I was saying, before he leaves for...

I mean, before I leave,
I want to repair the house.

Should I call the carpenter?

Mr. Gupta, what brother means to say is,

if we know father's last wish,
we can do something.

Who knows?

Mr. Beri is in coma. Right?

How can we possibly know his last wish?

Right? Logic!

Mr. Gupta, will?
- Yeah!

It must be written in his will.
- Yes.

It's written in his will.

So open it.
- I can't.

But why?

Because after his last coma, Mr.
Beri put a clause in the will.

Clause?
- Clause?

Hold on.

It's upside down.

Let me open it properly.

The spectacles are so dirty.

It has grown old...like me.
- Mr. Gupta.

I will buy you binoculars. Just read it.

Right, I will.
- Go ahead.

[Clears throat]

So I have written...

I mean, I wrote what he asked me to write.

He writes...my will shouldn't
be disclosed,

until all my children...

His children. Which means us, right?
- Right. Smart boy.

Until all my children aren't married.

So?
- So? Nothing.

We are all married.

Brother...Chotu?

Chotu isn't married.

Mr. Gupta.
- Yes.

Didn't you try to explain to father?

[Laughs]

Me?

Try to explain to Mr. Beri?

See you. Bye.

What's this...

We can't even find out father's last wish.
- Yes.

I think we are being hasty.

Your father is still...
- He is in coma.

That's why we are being hasty.

So that we can fulfill his last wishes.

But we know one of father's wishes.
- What's that?

Chotu's marriage.

Yes

I think we should ask Chotu once.

Yes. I think if we...
- One needs brains to think.

And mom, since when did we start,

asking permissions for marriage?

You never cared about my dreams.

Did you ever try to find out my feelings?

You just asserted your decisions on me.

Calm down, Archana.
- Brother!

You...don't interfere.

You have no right.

What is this?

We just deviated
completely from the topic.

We will have to get Chotu married, mother.

'Wasn't it enough that
you wanted to be Ms. India?'

'Now you have resorted
to such cheap behavior.'

'You know, the boy you
wrote the love letter to,'

'is your own uncle's son.'

'Didn't you feel ashamed?'

'Thanks to your useless
elder brother Pawan.'

'For the first time he
did a wise thing in his life.'

'And he showed me that letter.'

'Now listen to me carefully.'

'You will get married this
month and I will choose your groom.'

[Cellphone rings]

Sir.

Pawan darling, please do one thing for me.

Please.

Go out to the gate.

There is a gift waiting for you. Please.

[Laughs]

Mr. Pawan Beri.
- Yes.

Sign here, sir.
- What's this?

Sir, this is the feedback form of,
Understanding Movers and Packers.

What's inside?
- It's your delivery, sir.

Sir, please give us 5 stars.

I will get promoted this time, sir.

My children.
- No, sir. It's your stuff, sir.

From my Gandhi Nagar flat?
- Yes, sir.

Sir, is this your house?
- Yes. It's all mine. Every chair.

No, sir. Not that house.
I meant this house.

That's my father's.
- I see.

Old style, sir.

Great, sir.

It's hard to find anything
old style these days, sir.

[Cellphone rings]

Hello.

I have sent your stuff safe and sound.

Just check it. Yes.

Sir, you have made me homeless.
- No, no.

A home is made of people who live in it.

What's the point of that
house if you don't stay there?

What happened, sir? Any problem, sir?

Shall we unload the stuff?
- No. You can't unload it here.

We will need to take it somewhere else.

I will pay you extra.
- Sir, you have to pay for everything.

Where do we unload it?

Fine, I will tell you.

Let's get going and
take a right turn up ahead.

Sir, feedback.
- Feedback?

My stuff is still in your truck.

Sir, don't worry.

We are professionals.

We will place everything exactly the way,

we took it from your house.

By the way,
you chose a great location, sir.

Sir, will you please
fill the feedback form now?

Basheshar.

Brother, will you tell us
where we are going in such haste?

Are we going for a meeting?
- Not for a meeting.

We are going for a setting.

Don't you want to get Chotu married?
- Yes.

Don't rack your brains. Follow me. Okay?

Come on, fast.

Hello, sir. Come in, sir.

Roger...over.

Yes, Lakhan. Over.

Sir, the suspect and
his siblings are leaving.

I think we should follow them. Over.

Okay, okay.
Gather your stuff and hurry up.

Hey, stop.

What's going on here?
- I can't tell you.

You won't tell me so easily.

I asked, who are you.

My name is Kary...I mean
Kartar Singh Subedar.

Special duty, CBI.

Lower your gun, sir.
- Hey Roger.

Lower your gun and hand it over to me.

Or else I will blow your brains out.

Bravo, my boy.

I knew you would make me proud someday.

Now, my boy. Tell me who you are.

Senior Inspector Vilas Chaubey,
Delhi Police.

Special Mission, Interpol.

Interpol!
- Any more questions.

Now tell me. Why are you,

and your chimpanzee
here spying on Beri Villa?

Sir, we are on operation,

'In Front Of My Eyes
and Close To My Heart'.

What?
- I mean, we are keeping an eye,

on Mr. Beri's eldest son Pawan.

In order to gather evidence
against Om Shastri.

Oh...small fry!

Small fry.

Now you two will be working under me.

Yes, sir.

But sir, who are you after?

Uncle.

Hello, uncle.

I am sure you recognized me.

We are here to see your daughter.

Nirmal!

Buddha!

Laxmi!

Pawan!

Come quickly.

Look. The groom's family is here.

Why are you still standing? Come in.

Feel at home.

Get the sweets.

Hurry up.

Forgive me for that day at the hospital.

I mean, my father was
in coma and I was really tense.

Otherwise I would have
fixed everything on the spot.

It's alright. It was my fault too.

I shouldn't have discussed
the alliance at such a delicate time.

By the way, we should forget the past.

We will be one family very soon.

By the way,
uncle, how educated is your daughter?

Till Delhi.
- No, uncle, I mean...

Degree, diploma, certificate?
- She did do something.

Mr. Basheshar,
education never benefited anyone.

Absolutely right.
After the marriage, our daughter,

will settle down in
New Zealand with son-in-law.

Where is son-in-law?

He is on the way. He will be here soon.

Call your daughter.
What did you say her name is?

"This is Super Surili with Cherry."

"Sexy fritters."

"Let's get in."

Recognized me?

"Here she comes, bringing with her,"

"something oily,
spicy and charming everyone."

"Boys say give me some more."

Did you recognize me now?

You still didn't recognize her?

From Super Surili's Album,
'Sexy fritters'.

"Sexy fritters."

"Sexy fritters."

"Here she comes, bringing with her,"

"something oily,
spicy and charming everyone."

"Boys say give me some more."

"Sexy fritters."

"Sexy fritters."

[Music]

According to me, the girl is quite...
- A bomb.

What?
- She is wonderful.

She is perfect for Chotu.

Right, Aman.
- Exactly, brother.

I mean...how can fritters be sexy?

What the hell do you think you are doing?
- I am...

I am sorry. I am sorry.

This was not part of the deal, Aman.
- I know.

I am sorry.
- You need to understand that

this is purely business.

We get the money and get out of here.

Otherwise you know what
Eddie is capable of doing.

In my last three marriages,
I did not sleep around.

I am not about to start now.

[Sighs]

Hey listen.

Your family is really nice.

And this is a great holiday,
but this is where it ends.

Okay?

Go to sleep.

It's a simple scam.

Marry a foreigner and get a green card.

And then, six months later divorce.

You mean seven nuptial rounds,
to get across the seven seas?

Right.

These foreigner girls
also run an agency out there.

Yes.

Half the payment in advance.

And the rest...after getting green card.

[Clicks tongue]

You mean relationship
in installments. Damn!

They just tarnished all our values.

You are quite worried about values.

Be quiet!

[Narrator] 'The three siblings
suspected that Abhay,'

'aka Chotu, might not come.'

'After all, he had settled
down in New Zealand as per his wish.'

'Actually, Mr.
Beri sent him to New Zealand for studies.'

'With the hope that he will come back'

'and take care of his plantation.'

'But Chotu never came back.'

Chotu, come on. We need to talk.
Chotu, it's important.

Are you guys mad?

I am not getting married.

Look, Chotu. I gave them my word.
- But brother...

Chotu. If you have a girlfriend, say it now.
- No.

You don't, do you? So what's the problem?
- Problem?

What's going on?

I am here to see papa and
you are forcing me to get married.

Why don't you tell me what's the problem?

It's a secret.

Look. Dad promised Mr. Basheshar that,

he will get you married to his daughter.

So what was her name?
- Cherry.

Cherry!

Cherry! You will have to marry her.

You will have to do this
for the sake of dad's happiness.

Papa's happiness...and suicide for me.

Look, Chotu. I am a simple man.

I talk straight.

Just tell us why you don't
want to get married. Why?

I...

I just don't want to, that's all.

Don't force me.

What do you mean by you don't want to?

I have been telling
you from the beginning,

he never cared for dad.

Who sent you abroad?
- Papa. But...

Who paid for your studies?
- Papa. But...

Chotu, who always fulfilled your demands?
- Papa. But...

Say that louder. I didn't hear you.

Papa did, but...

Keep your 'but' to yourself.

And just do as we say.

I am sure papa has other wishes.

Fulfill those.

I am sure my marriage
can't be his only wish.

His wishes are sealed in his Will.

And that Will can't be disclosed...

Until all his children aren't married.
- Yes.

And I swear. If dad passes away,

then there can't be a wedding for a year.

Even the Will won't
be disclosed for a year.

Yes, Chotu. We are not telling
you to get married for this.

Yes. Marriage is a great thing.

It actually changed my life.
- That's very true, Chotu.

You mean...

Mrs. Cherry Beri?

My name is Cherry.

Nice name.

Full name, Cherry.

Oh.

People call me Cherry affectionately.

You must have seen my music video.

You didn't see her music video?

[Music]

"Sexy...sexy fritter."

"I have brought it only for you."

"Slowly...slowly...taste it bit-by-bit."

"My sexy fritter."

"How do you feel when you take a bite?"

"Bit salty...bit crunchy."

"It's for you, all day-all night."

Listen, I don't want to go that side.

The meeting is going on.
- Hey boy. There is a lot we need to do.

What do you mean?
What the f**k.

My Tom Cruise.
- What?

Show me
- What?

Your 'Mission Impossible'.

Please
- Show me.

No.
- Show me.

Kids.
- Mr. Basheshar, we are here.

I am not that kind of a girl.

What did you think? You big city boys.

But I haven't done anything.

So...do it.

You don't do anything.

What?

[Music]

"Eyes what says..."

"Eyes..."

"Eyes..."

Turn off the music.

"Eyes..."

My marriage? Seriously?

Couldn't you find a better clause?

You could have got Manohar married.

He is of marriageable age.

[Sighs]

Yes. I understand.
You can't endure my happiness.

[Cellphone rings]
- Excuse me.

Hello.

Hi, baby. How are you?

Nothing. I was just talking to papa.

No. He is still in coma.

That's why I said...I was talking.

Anyway, he never listened to anyone,

even when he was conscious.

I am just taking advantage
of the situation.

Right, papa?

You want to come here?

No, no, no, no.

No need to come here.

Just knowing that you are there for me,
I feel so good.

I promise you I will be back really soon.

Okay. Alright, love.

Okay. Bye.

Look. Your marriage clause
has put me in a tight spot.

You are in coma and you are
trying to bring my life to a full stop.

I feel like...

I feel like sitting
here and praying, Manohar.

Chotu sir, honestly speaking,

your father must be really
relieved to listen to you.

I wish he could listen to me.

What?

He can hear everything.

But the doctor said he can't hear us.

The doctor keeps saying what he feels,
Chotu sir.

But my heart says that master can hear us.

Yes.

Amy.

Hey.

Dear, I bought this for Aman's wife.

It's beautiful. It's nice.

Mom, adorn her with it.
- Yes.

Amy, turn.

This is for you.
- For me?

Yeah, turn. Turn.

You didn't have to.

Will a mother have to take her,
daughter's permission to give her a gift?

What happened?

You didn't like it?

I love it!

[Sobbing]

Amy!

Hey, Amy. Go show it to him.

Show your husband...go.

Okay.

Aman.

Oh...hi.
- Hi.

Aman, look what your mom gave me.

Isn't it sweet?
- Yeah, it's beautiful.

It's nice, right?
- Very nice.

Come. Come, Amy. Join us.

Actually, I have to do something.
I will be right back. Okay.

Mom offered me this,
but I told her it's outdated.

Aman, dude.

You did one right thing in life.
- What's that, brother?

You went to America.
- Yes. So?

Do you remember?
When we were kids, I used to have Playboy,

which I never gave you.
- Yes.

And you would settle for
mom's 'Griha Shobha' magazine.

Brother, I remember.

Now you have got Playboy's cover page.

And I have got 'Griha Shobha'.

Kanchan, there you are.

I have been looking for you.

Did he like it?
- He loved it. Thank you.

You are looking beautiful.
- Thank you.

Okay, listen. I have something for you.

But you cannot say no.

But what?
- You have to promise me.

I promise, but...
- Okay.

What is it?
- Come with me.

What is it?
- Come on. Come.

Brother, everybody in
America is wearing maroon.

So I have decided. I will wear maroon.

What will you wear on your wedding?

I will wear something traditional...

Ta-da!

Wow, sister-in-law.
- Wow.

You are looking good.

Yeah, Kanchan, it suits you.

No matter how much you beautify a donkey,

it can never turn into a horse.

Amy, what I mean to say is,

how much ever you decorate a donkey,

she will never become a horsey.

[Laughs]

It's a joke.

I will be right back.

[Crying]

[Cellphone rings]

Yeah?
- Are you messing with me?

Are you on a holiday there or what?

Get me my money.

Listen. You tell that
idiot son of a b***h.

I am running out of patience.

Next time you don't pick up my phone call,

I will come there and slit your throat.

Listen...it's almost done.

I just need more time.

You better get that money quick.

I am watching you.

Don't worry. I got this.

Cops are closing in over here.

You close our money, get it.

In India, chill for a bit.

I got a new client, some Chinese.

Sprinkle some water on these.
- But it's made of plastic.

Still, they are flowers after all.
- Okay, fine.

Yes, aunt.
I have instructed them. They will do it.

Mister, don't keep anything there.

Master doesn't like it
if anything is kept there.

Yes. Leave it.

Helps to Yadav.

What kind of people are they?

Disgusting.

Their father is dying in the hospital,
and they are all celebrating out here.

This is the right opportunity.

We can mingle with the
family and keep an eye on them.

Get ready.

Quick.

Yes, sir.

Hey...generous Karna.

It's not your son's marriage.

Serve less. It's Rs.2.50 per piece.

Uncle, eat less.

[Music]

Brother Pawan.

Bacchu!

Brother Bacchu.
- Congratulations.

Congratulations.

I did send you an invitation...

But I didn't expect you to come.

We had to come to deliver Om sir's gift.

Gift?

What gift?

My family is watching.

My family is watching.

Look. Om sir is only
concerned about my property.

That's exactly why I
have arranged this marriage.

It's just a matter of few days.

He will get it.

And anyway... Hello.

What will you gain from violence?
- Happiness.

Happiness.

Peace.

Inner peace.

[Laughs]

Bacchu, you are such a spiritual guy.

Just hear me out. Come on.

Come on.

You see, my family is watching.

And if they find out who you are,
everything will be ruined.

And Om sir won't get anything.
- He will.

What?
- Your dead body.

If it's my dead body you want,
then take it.

You rascal...

I will teach you...

Brother Bacchu...my family...

They are watching. My family is watching.

My family is watching.

Hello, Mr. Pawan.

Dance. Dance.

Yes. His family is watching. Dance.

Surround him. Surround him.

I have an idea. I have an idea.

[Kannada]

"Branded liquor, 30 ml down the throat."

"My heart sways with intoxication."

"I wanna be a break...break dancer."

"I am the party's hero."

"Goggles on my face,
gold chain around my neck."

Sir...there is our evidence.

Pawan is dancing with Shastri's goons.

Stupid. He isn't dancing.

He is getting beaten up in dancing form.

Look. He is smiling,
getting beaten up and dancing.

Sir, we aren't here to attend the wedding.

We are here to catch them.

Let's catch them, red-handed now.
- No.

Sir.
- Wait.

If you catch them,
you will lose Om Shastri.

So be patient.

[Groans]

Now go on.

And pay up by tomorrow
or we will come back again.

"My charm is great."
- Okay?

"My style is dangerous."

"Don't worry, girls.
I am the love-master."

"Tip-top laser, hit signature."

"Now someone give me a miniature."

"I am a dancer...freelancer."

"Don't miss this chance
and dance with me."

Isn't she the 'Sexy Fritters' girl?

I see. So you have an interest
in these things as well.

You are getting married tonight.

And listen, don't worry.

I feel she will handle everything tonight.
- She has.

What?
- Is he ready yet or not?

Brother, are they our relatives?

Yes.

They are Chotu's in-laws.

Quite down-to-earth people.

Yes. I can see that.
- Come on.

Welcome to the wedding.

[Fireworks exploding]

"Hero..."

"The party's hero."

"He is the hero."

"The party's hero."

"The drum master."
- "Hero..."

"The party's hero."

"He is the hero."

"The party's hero."

"The drum master."

[Music]

"Look at the girls and shake your legs."

"Play a song of my choice."

"Cool character, take down my number."

"We party from January to December."

"Branded liquor, 30 ml down the throat."

"My heart sways with intoxication."

"I wanna be a break...break dancer."

"I am the party's hero."

"Hero..."

"The party's hero."

"He is the hero."

"The party's hero."

"The drum master."
- "Hero..."

"The party's hero."

"He is the hero."

"The party's hero."

"The drum master."

[Kannada]

Priest, keep it short and sweet.
Wrap up everything with few incantations.

[Kannada]

[Chanting mantras]

Abby, what's going on?

Abby? Who is Abby?

Brother, it's Abhay.

Chotu!

Chotu, when did you become Abby?

What are you doing
dressed as a groom, Abby?

Hey. What does anyone
do dressed as a groom?

He is getting married.

Yes.
- Yes.

And hello. Who the hell are you?

Why are you disrupting
my brother's wedding?

Son, who are you?

Abby...!

Are you telling them or should I leave?

Leave if you want to.

Priest, continue with the rituals.
Do the nuptial rounds quickly.

Come on. Do the nuptial rounds.

[Chanting mantras]

Sandy, wait.

What the...

Someone give him a chair.

Priest, continue with the rituals.

I am married.
- Chotu, you are mistaken.

You aren't married yet.

You still need to take the nuptial rounds.
- Yes.

Take seven rounds around the
fire and then you will be married.

Come on, priest!
- I am married!

He is married.

He is married.

[Crying]

I am ruined.

Who will marry me now?

My life is shattered
before I could settle down.

You have rendered me
incapable of facing anybody.

Be positive.

Don't think so negative.

Son, you are getting married to
my daughter... - Shut up you two.

Sandy.

Sandy, listen. Please, Sandy. Don't go.

It's not what it looks like.

I can explain everything.

I am doing this for both of us.

I am doing this for the money.
You have to trust me.

You trust me, don't you?

Of course, I do.

[Sighs]

Don't push me. What is this?

What's all this confusion?
- What confusion?

I said I am married.
- So who is the ape?

Your wife's brother.
- Excuse me. He is my husband.

How can he be your husband...
- What?

Are you...

Are you gay?
- Stop being so orthodox.

So orthodox, I tell you.

Couldn't you have said this earlier?

I spent a fortune on all this.
- Brother!

You are always worried about money.

What about our reputation
that is been maligned?

Chotu, we asked you whether,

there is anything going on with you?

What did you ask?

You asked whether I have a girlfriend.

And I said I don't have a girlfriend.

I will slap you!
- I don't have one.

Are you trying to be too smart?

You got married.

And you couldn't muster
the courage to tell us.

And now, you are trying
to prove we are fools.

Chotu, why did you
say yes to the marriage?

Because I am here for the
same thing you all are here for.

Understand?

Am I clear now?
- Shut up.

Look. There is no point in arguing.
Think about what to do next.

What do we do?

Gay marriages are legal in New Zealand.

But this is India.

Call Mr. Gupta.

Call Mr. Gupta.

Call him.

What's going on?

Wait and watch.

Think of the devil...I mean,
Gupta and Gupta is here.

Don't worry, be happy.

This marriage is allowed.

Yes.

Such marriages are allowed.

You see, law is after all law.

Whether it's of this
country or some other country.

Right?

And Mr. Beri added a clause in his Will.

That all his children should be married.

Yes.

Whether they marry an elephant or a mice,

a fish or a bird,
it doesn't make a difference.

No. Don't laugh. I am serious about it.

Mom, what's all this?

[Clears throat]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, gentlemen. Keep your plates down.

Yes. You see, our family has decided,

that we are cancelling this marriage.

So gather your plates in
that corner and please leave. Okay?

Thank you for coming.

Why are you cancelling the marriage?

[Whispers]

So what if Chotu is gay?

We will get him treated by a good doctor.

This is not like having
appendix which can be treated.

Nonsense.

Is there no cure?
- Mr. Basheshar, try to understand.

Look. Our brother is not ill.

He is just not interested.

I mean...he's gay. Understand.

Not just your daughter,
he cannot marry anyone's daughter.

Uncle, if you have a son instead.
- Disgusting.

Oh, God!

Mom, didn't you tell me,

that father fired him
from his job as a driver.

You want this manor, don't you?

You partied with papa, didn't you?

Now you are misbehaving.
- Liar.

You are showing your true colors.

You might own big cars and houses but...
- You!

I am breaking this alliance!

I am breaking this alliance!

Hey, Basheshar.
- Yes.

Take your parcel along.
- Fine.

Let's go, dear.

I will get you married
into a richer family.

Who do they think they are?

Beri, I won't spare you.

This wasn't the right thing to do.

Don't worry, dear.

I will get you married
into a richer family.

Yes.

Is there no one here
who can save my honor?

I am ruined.

My number is 9920034...666.

And yours?
- 100.

100.

100.

103. Ladies' helpline number.

Mr. Gupta.
- Yes.

Listen.
- Yes.

Please disclose the Will now.
- Fine.

I don't have it.

It's in the locker.

I will bring it by tomorrow afternoon.

Mom, this is Sandy.

And we are...

No need to say anything.

Maybe we didn't understand,

but our happiness lies in your happiness.

Thank you, mom.

Seek her blessings.

Done?

Very good. Very good. Manohar.
- Yes.

Take down the marriage dais.

And if anyone comes asking for money,

tell them that the marriage was cancelled,
so no payment.

Yes.
- Wait, Manohar.

No need to take down anything.

It's a bad omen to take down the dais,
without performing a marriage.

There will be a marriage.

But whose?

Papa's clause has created a stir.

He is in coma in the hospital and,

mom is worried about
the empty marriage dais.

What...

What a family.

Here, even simple things
become complicated.

All I wanted was a Green Card. Simple.

That's it. No complication.

But you know, Aman,

everything is complicated in this family.

You know why?
Because this family is messed up.

Fully messed up.

Now you know that my
family is messed up, right?

What happened to you?
- Your family is not messed up.

Amy, it is. I have lived with them.

They are bloody messed up...

Whatever it is,
at least you still have a family.

Yeah...

You want to know what's messed up.

Being a product of a teenage pregnancy.

That's what's messed up.

Your mother is a coke-head,

and her sole priority is cocaine,

and your father is serving
life in prison for murder.

That's messed up.

And your grandparents
kick you out of the house,

because they can't afford you anymore.

And you have to fend
for yourself in the streets.

That's messed up.

I am really sorry.

Who is this person?

Oh...it's you.

I am so sorry.

I am really sorry.

Sir...your case just closed.

"This was bound to happen."

"I have lost my heart."

"It was destined to be."

"This was bound to happen."

"I have lost my heart."

"It was destined to be."

"The heart doesn't know."

"It knows nothing."

"The heart doesn't know."

"It knows nothing."

[Music]

"These eyes would look at you before."

"But now, they love you more than ever."

"Do you know why?"

"Tell me why it is so."

"Why did my heart fall for you?"

"Now I want to dwell in your heart."

"I don't know what's wrong with my heart."

"Let's stop asking questions."

"Let's hear the silence of the moments."

"The heart doesn't know."

"It knows nothing."

"This was bound to happen."

"I have lost my heart."

"It was destined to be."

"We never imagined,
yet our destiny is united."

What are you doing? It's paining.

Do you know how strong you are?

Come closer. Closer.

What are you doing? Come closer.

[Phone rings]

Hello.

Brother, you are eating so much.
Bread, butter, fruit, jam.

Keep your diet to yourself
and don't cast an eye on my food.

The doctor called.

We have to bring your father home.
- I see.

He was saying that,

he should spend his final moments with us.

[Crying] Master...

No one will cry.

I want him to spend
his last moments happily.

So we will celebrate it.

Make arrangements.

So what are we celebrating?
- Death!

Shut up.

No yolk in my egg.

Sausages!

[Ambulance siren wails]

This is for you, grandpa.

Song, please.

"Abracadabra.
The global world is a bumpy ride."

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire."

"Wrong intentions and
brains the size of a pea."

"Try to understand."

"Rustic at heart,
but still shows off her imported brand."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

Let me dance.
- I worked so hard.

So...I can see that.

I rehearsed so hard. Did I say anything?

I am the dancer here. Get off.

Go down.

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

Now let's get to the point.

This is our property.

Paper-weight. Paper-weight.

I have worked really hard,
done lot of homework,

and finally decided who will get what.

I tried to be fair with everyone.
- Okay. - Okay?

Aman.

From this mountain
to this tree and this tree,

until the lake,
all this portion is your property.

Okay?
- Enjoy.

Lake...waterfall.

Archana.

All this land,
right from the mango orchard...is yours.

Have fun.

Now, Chotu.

Son, pass me a paper-weight.

The small strawberry farms,
mulberry gardens,

the mountains, the fields,
the 20 acres of land and our small house,

I will take these and look after them.

What's this?

Who are you to distribute
and divide the property?

What and why?
- Exactly.

Don't try to be over-smart. Okay.

You will seize the chunky
portion and hand us bits and pieces.

Brother, do one thing.
Do the partition once again.

Restart.
- Yes. - Yes.

You do it again and now we will guide you.

Just do what we say.

Just do what we say!

You are no queen that
I will follow your orders.

I stayed awake for
three nights to do this.

I planned everything.

This is final and it won't change.
- Brother.

No, brother...
- Enough of this charade.

You ask me and him. But...
- Be quiet...

[Indistinct argument]

Shut up!

I am getting nothing.

Chotu, it's all yours.

You can come whenever you want.
- Anytime, brother. Welcome.

Give me these strawberry fields.

Will you do strawberry farming
on internet from New Zealand?

I want to sell them and
get a sex-change operation done.

What did he say?

What does he want to change?

Adam wants to turn into Eve.

Calm down. What was all that?

I had to tell them.
- Hey...

What's wrong, son?

I don't want your love.

Just give me my share
and I will be out of here.

We are in a big mess here,
and you want to turn into a girl.

Who...

It's entirely his fault.

He wants to use my money,
to change my brother into a girl.

You impotent...

You are impotent.

A man that can't give
love or respect to his wife.

Hey. Watch what you say to me.

You don't know me.

Unfortunately,
we do know you, brother Pawan.

Listen, everyone.

I am Kishore Das Beri's eldest son.

And now this entire
property belongs to me.

Be grateful for whatever
I am giving you and get out quietly.

Come on. It's enough.

Hold on, brother.

We all know you really well now.

You can stoop to any
level to seize this property.

And how low can you stoop?
Will you strangle me?

I would...if I could
see your neck. By God.

You think you are Ms. India.

I would have been,
brother, if you hadn't interfered.

How? How?

By writing love letters
to our cousin Nikhil.

"Save me. My brother is really bad.
This is a prison."

I did write a letter.

But I was so young.

I did what I felt was right at that time.

And I did what I felt was right.

But I kept it with me.
Why did you hand it over to dad?

You ruined my life even before it started.

You got me married to a man,

I was never interested in
and I am not interested even now.

Shattered all my dreams.

What an act. She is such a good actor.

You think I am acting?

And if you try to interfere
with my dreams again, I will...

I will kill you.

She is clawing me...
- Leave it.

Stop it, you two.
- Mom, step aside.

Stop.

I will...
- Manohar...

[Eddie] Aman!

Eddie, my friend. Eddie, how are you?

Eddie, how are you?

Eddie, let's get out of here.
We will go somewhere and talk.

You got the money.
- I will get it. I promise I will get it.

Listen. I will get it. Listen.

Mister, what are you doing?

No, no.

This girl...for hire.

What?

Fake marriage. Green Card.

Got it. Money.

He owes me the money.

What's he saying?
- Go away, Manohar.

Fake marriage, huh?
- No, brother. It's nothing. You go.

Green Card.
- No, no, brother.

I was wondering how this boy,
managed to end up with a girl like her.

That was such a lowly thing you did, Aman.

You brought a girl-on-hire.
- Please, sister.

Don't talk rubbish about Amy. Please.

Mom, your daughter-in-law is for hire.
- No, mom.

That's not true, mom.

Yes. We were pretending at first, but...

Enough of your charade.

How dare you bring
a cheap girl in our family?

You won't get a penny now.
- Shut up, brother.

I don't want anything. I love her.

Enough of this nonsense.

You give me that money right now.
You understand.

Don't touch him.

The little w***e comes.

Amy, are you okay?

Amy, are you okay?

Get over here.

Don't you dare touch my wife.

I own her.
- No, you don't!

S***w you, Eddie. S***w you.

All you ever did was use me.

I have got some news for you.

They are my family.

And yes, I don't need
your bloody green card, okay.

You are not getting a green card.
You understand that.

But you still owe me money.

And you will pay it.
- Hey...

Don't...!

[Brakes squeal]

"Beri Pawan caused me lot of trouble."

Pawan Beri.

Where are you?

My boy is playing hide and seek.

Hello. Knock-knock.

Are you done? Shall I get you water?

[Laughs]

Sir, I was measuring your property.
- Measuring my property?

Hey...who the hell are you?

Who the hell... I am hell!

Simon...go back.

And you...

Hold on.

What is this?

He is my teacher...

Sister. Sister, let me tell you.

Pawan here lost my boss's
50 crores in business.

Now tell me. Who is going to pay up?

How is he going to pay us back?

He said he will give this
entire property to my boss.

Now boss had to come down personally.

Is that right? Is it?
- Great, brother.

You haven't quit your
habit of stabbing in the back.

Damn you.

Sir. Sir.

If you could spare me some more time.

You don't have time.

[Laughs]

You can stop time if you want.
- Wow! Great.

What a dialogue.

[Laughs]

Get back. Back.

Sir... property.

Mr. Gupta.

Gupta.

He is running away. Catch him! Catch him!

Sir...what do we do?

Inform the seniors, call for back up.

Quick.
- Yes, sir.

So old man, where to?

Who is the old man?
- He is Mr. Gupta.

He is the lawyer.

Lawyer?
- Wow! Last man standing.

Where's the Will? Shell it out.

You see, according to the law,

anyone other than the family members...

Can listen to the Will if they want.

After all, law is for people's benefit.

Hold this.

I, Kishore Das Beri,
son of Ghanshyam Das Beri,

leave my entire property
to Manohar at my own free will.

Gupta.
- Yes.

What are you saying?
- Whatever is written in here.

What rubbish.

If he wanted to leave
his wealth for Manohar,

why did he put the marriage clause?
- Yes.

I don't know.

Mr. Gupta,
you knew everything from the beginning.

You just wasted our time.

The legal procedure needs to be followed...
- Procedure my foot.

Do we look like fools?
- I don't know.

What... What's all this, Gupta?

What is all this?
What is this rubbish?

Shut up!

Shut up!

Who is Manohar?
- Their servant.

Beri sir's servant.

[Laughs]

Get him some water.
- Thank you.

Keep a basil leaf here.

No. Just normal water. Normal water.
- It's good.

With children like these,
one can only trust his servant.

He fooled them. He is the real owner.

Is your name Manohar?
- Yes.

Nice name. Nice name.

Mr. Beri did a wonderful thing.

Are you educated?
- Yes.

Very good. Very good.

You see, education is the real wealth.

And money is like dirt.

People take a dip in the
Ganges to wash off their sins.

But I will give you that
opportunity right here. Okay?

Hand me the papers.

Very good.

Now sign here. Come on.
- I won't.

What did you say? Say it louder.

I won't sign.
- Oh my.

I can't hand over my master's
property to such people.

Have you lost your mind, Manohar?

They will kill me...I mean, all of us.

Why should we die?

You made this dirty deal with these goons.

What do you want?

You want to see me dead.

Do you value this property
more than my life?

Am I not your brother?

I don't know all that.
Okay? I am not scared of these goons.

Sister...
- Hey, nonsense.

We won't give our property to goons.

Button your shirt first.

Hey!
- Hey.

Hands off! Hands off! Hands off!

If you lay your hands on my wife,
I will cut them off.

I will cut them off. Get that.

Hey...have you lost your mind?

Go back. Go back in now!

You have embarrassed
me in front of everyone.

Go back or else...
- Or else what?

What? Or you will abuse me?

Abuse me. Abuse me.
Hit me?

Hit me, come on. Enough!

I can't live this fake life anymore.

You can have them...your false praises.

Your pretence. Enough.

You can stoop to any level for that.

You could have tried to be
my wife before trying to be Mrs. India.

Okay, come on. Is this a circus or what?

Hey.

Yes, sir. This is a circus.

The Great Indian Circus
and I am the joker.

And I have lost it now.

Joker.

Who laughed? Who was it? Who?

Don't laugh at me.

I dress up in solitude,
so that I can vent out my frustration.

But these people don a guise all the time.

All the time.

But I can see everyone naked now.

All of them.

Look at them.

It's your fault that our
family is facing this problem.

Quiet! Quiet!

Wounded woman...!

Is this a family or a group of jokers!

If you shut one up,
another starts to speak.

Come on, sign here.

He won't sign it.
- Brother-in-law, what are you doing?

I won't let them harm my family.

How dare...

Pawan, what have you done?

You hit me, Pawan.

[Laughs]

[Music]

Attention...!

Interpol, CBI,
Delhi Police and Maharashtra Police,

have surrounded you from all sides.

Over!

Mr. Eddie Daniels.

I arrest you on behalf of Interpol.

For aiding and abetting trafficking.

What are you saying?

Your friends from Interpol
will be coming soon,

to take you to your new home.

That's the man you want.
- Arrest him.

I haven't forgotten you, Aman.
You are dead.

Sir.

Where are we taking him now?
- Not 'we', just me.

I will handle the rest.

But sir, he is...
- Just follow the orders.

No need to rack your brains too hard.

These two?

No, sir. They are my people.

I set them up for
apprehending Eddie Daniels.

Good job.

Sir.

Okay. Let's go.

Om Shastri. Hello.

So...

Let's go.

Come on.
- Who are you two?

Om Shastri, we have gathered evidence,

about all your illegal business.

What business? What evidence?

I came here to recover my 50 crores.

Do you have the deal papers?

[Laughs]

Sir, such deals are never documented.

Uncle, my sister has recorded
all the action in this.

It contains all the information
about this and this uncle.

Inspector sir.

Mr. Pawan will provide you
with the rest of the evidence.

Won't you?

Yes. I have many more things to tell you.

Take him.

Sir, catch him.
- Come on.

Come on.
- Come on.

I will get you two transferred
or my name isn't Om Shastri.

Remember that.

Fine. Call yourself Ravi Shastri. Come on.

Are you okay?

Master.

Master.
- Father.

Father.

Father, stop.

Father!
- Father!

[Music]

"The moon."

"The moon withers away."

"And the stars."

"The stars fall apart."

"The night..."

"The night fades away."

"And the slumber."

"It rouses."

[Music]

"The heart was confused for no reason."

"It understood nothing."

"My foolishness deviated the heart."

"Without a cause."

"All the mistakes and
wishes have led me here."

"My troubled heart wonders."

[Music]

[Ambulance siren wails]

Kanchan. Don't you worry. Okay?

Look. I don't think it's
anything serious. Right?

Yes. Archana is right, Kanchan.

It's just exhaustion, nothing else.
- Yes, correct.

Mom, it's just heart attack.

Everyone is getting it these days.
Every other guy is getting a heart attack.

It's so common.

It was a joke. We get it. We get it.

It was a joke.
- Yes. It was a joke.

Actually, mom,
I wanted to say something else. But...

He is still alive.

Master.

He will be fine.

He is too stubborn.
He won't die so easily.

How is it possible?

See, it's the miracle of my treatment.

My treatment has never let anyone down.

Doctor, Pawan...

I can't say anything about him.

His condition is critical.

Drive carefully.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Pawan!

Pawan!

Brother.
- Mom...

Brother...brother...

I...I was going to
give him the same medicine.

Shut up, doctor.

I am surprised that
I survived your treatment.

Father. Father.

What father?

You didn't get what
you wanted this time either.

I am still alive.
- How can you say that?

Do you know brother Pawan
risked his life to save yours?

And brother Pawan fell down
the hill while trying to save you.

And then we pulled you
back up and you are taunting us.

It's not fair. It's very bad.

Right. You don't care.

You never considered us your kin.

You must be really
sad after hearing my Will.

And you all want to know why I did it.

I knew that the way you people are,
you will never,

do justice to my hard earned fortune.

That's why...
- Master.

I don't know all this.

But I do know that
you think they are useless,

but they are all really very nice.

I have seen it myself, sir.

And I don't want to shoulder,

the responsibility
you have levied on me, sir.

I never demanded anything.

But today, I request you.

Please distribute this
property amongst your children.

But on one condition.

That everyone will come
once a year with their family,

to meet uncle and aunty.

[Laughs]

Did father slip into coma again?

[Narrator] 'Sometimes we deviate so far
while chasing the golden goose,'

'that we forget the way back.'

'But in Beri family's story, their
chase brought them all back together.

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crows on repeat mode."

"Sticks out its chicken legs."

"Sways on slowly...
and jumps really long."

"Crows on repeat mode."

"Sticks out its chicken legs."

"Two pegs of whiskey at
night and crows in the morning."

"Crazy rooster family."

"Crazy rooster family."

"Abracadabra.
The global world is a bumpy ride."

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire."

"Wrong intentions and
brains the size of a pea."

"Try to understand."

"Rustic at heart,
but still shows off her imported brand."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Fulfills her dreams by any means."

"Stands on the roof and touches the moon."

"Fulfills her dreams by any means."

"Stands on the roof and touches the moon."

"She is terrified of hard work."

"Takes shortcuts to be a star."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster family."

"Abracadabra.
The global world is a bumpy ride."

"Out of the frying pan and into the fire."

"Wrong intentions and
brains the size of a pea."

"Try to understand."

"Rustic at heart,
but still shows off her imported brand."

"The world is a big
charade...does all wrong."

"But they all still want to be King-Kong."

"Sings along and goes Ding-Dong."

"Even if she is in
a well or in Hong Kong."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."

"Pump up the beat because
the crazy rooster is dancing."

"Crazy rooster is dancing."