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So, on a scale of one to ten,
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ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?
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I'd say about... about an eleven.
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You have
any ringing in your ears?
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Hm?
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Any ringing or...
Or buzzing of the ears?
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You sound like you're underwater.
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And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?
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In my mouth.
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- You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.
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Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?
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I bet you two wish
you were in group a, huh?
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Sorry it didn't work out.
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It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.
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- It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?
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I was countin' on that scratch, man.
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Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in carpetland again.
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The whole department's
getting the squeeze.
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It's not like the glory days at clr.
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You know what? Fuck naltech!
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Fuck this office! Fuck you!
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Fuck!
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You got a smoke?
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Yeah, sure.
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I guess we both
got the boot, huh?
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I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.
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Fuckin' blows.
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151 doesn't run on Sundays.
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It's Sunday?
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You wanna come home with me?
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You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.
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I'll blow you too. After dinner.
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Please don't look at me.
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I'm not.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. This sucks.
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What's wrong with your hair?
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What do you mean?
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It's all shaved and stuff.
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Hm. Don't worry about it.
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I like his hair.
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What?
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I do.
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What's your name again?
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Bill
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do you hate me, bill?
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Nope.
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Good.
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Oh, no. Come on. No, no!
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No, no! Fuck!
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Hit him! Hit him!
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Stomp him!
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Come on!
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Oh, that's lousy!
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Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...
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I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.
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Why don't you come meet me?
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It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.
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Do you like football?
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- They don't draft well.
- No.
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Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.
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Run!
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- Run, you nigger!
- Run!
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- Go, go, go!
- Run, yeah!
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- There it is!
- Woohoo!
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Ah! That was awesome.
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Did you see that shit?
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That was awesome!
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So you really like my hair?
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Or are you just making conversation?
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on. Dance with me.
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J I met you on a springtime day
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- & you were mindin'...
- Yeah?
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J and I was mindin' mine, too...
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- Watch this.
- J lady, when you looked my way
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j I had a strange sensation
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j and, darlin',
that's when I knew
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j that it's sad to belong
to someone else
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j when the right one comes along
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j yes, it's sad...
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I'm really glad
you came to dinner.
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J when the right one comes along
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j oh, I wake up in the night
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j and I reached beside me
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j hopin' you will be there... &
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mom!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Why? Goddamn it! I hate youl!
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I hate you!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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He was taking advantage of me.
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She's tellin' stories, bill.
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That's the sauce talkin'.
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Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.
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Get out!
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Oh, I'll kill him, daddy.
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Get him!
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Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?
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You little pervert punk!
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Oh, shit!
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My food!
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No! My window! You asshole!
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You smashed my bay window!
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He smashed our bay window!
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Let's get him.
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No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, bobber.
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Call the cops!
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Go on, call the cops!
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Oh, crud.
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Nice save, cum-catcher.
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Yeah, too bad coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,
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you could probably get a full-ride.
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Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.
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No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.
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Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.
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Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.
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He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.
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Ah, fuck!
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Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?
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You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, d.
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There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.
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Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.
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Oh, coach would kill you, Derrick.
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I swear to god,
if any of this toxic waste
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gets on my tracksuit,
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I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it
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and fucking kill his family!
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God, fuck!
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Let's fucking go.
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Goddamn it!
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One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.
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Now they're all covered.
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Patty!
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Yes, Mr. hanley?
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Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.
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These fuckers gotta be
show quality
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if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.
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Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?
139
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No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!
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Come on, move your ass!
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I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.
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Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!
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What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?
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Oh, boy. That ground Chuck
has a real kick to it.
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Did you do something
different tonight?
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- Take a sip of water, norm.
- Oh.
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Ahh.
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That's a-spicy.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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You didn't spice it up
a little bit?
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It's just a little cumin.
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No more than the recipe
calls for.
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00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,769
Mom, what's cumin again?
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00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,361
Honey, let's not do this tonight.
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Just eat your salad, please.
156
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,322
- Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.
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Anybody tried their shell yet?
158
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And why are you not eating?
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- Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?
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Why are you trying to pry, ok?
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It's, like, pry, pry, pry with you.
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No one's prying, kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.
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You need to take it down
a notch.
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You are spazzing.
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- Dad!
- Patty, cool it.
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- So, how was school today?
- Oh, my god.
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Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?
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What did you do today? Hmm?
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You better tame that tone, mister.
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I'm done.
May I be excused, please?
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No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,
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eat your taco salad
and have dessert.
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I got a chocolate cake.
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Hey, mom, can I go see a rock show
with sissy and Karen on Friday?
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Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.
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I haven't heard you
talk about them
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since you dropped out
of junior college.
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What's the group?
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Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.
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They're, um...
Really smart and stuff.
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The music is almost educational.
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What's the name of the group?
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The alliance.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That-that sounds pretty militant.
The alliance?
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I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.
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Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!
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Hey, you need to take it down a notch.
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Shut the hell up, kev!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.
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All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.
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Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.
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That's true.
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There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't you invite sissy
and Karen over Friday night
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and have a slumber party
like old times.
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We can play party farm.
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Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.
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Hm-hm.
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No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, mom.
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I'm 20 years old.
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Now who's spazzing?
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Kevin, shut the eff up!
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Ok, you really need
to take it down a notch.
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J try to see me as I age
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j things up there
with silent rage
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j disgusted with this human race
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j' slightly narrowed in a daze
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j cancer that controls your mind
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j the cancer
that consumes mankind
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j still it's just to procreate
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j no one listens, no one will
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j and wastes,
you aren't as civilized
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j no match,
no conviction in their eyes
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j fanatical religious right
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j' prayer with you
because you're white
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j pro-white virgin, now or never
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j' hold your breath,
hold your last breath...
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J see behind,
behind the crossing...
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J get lost you hypocrite
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j we've had enough
of your bullshit...
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J no conviction in their eyes, no j
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Jesus Christ, lady.
225
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It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.
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May I see a second form of ID?
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00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,584
No, fuck you. Don't be a cunt.
228
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,627
- What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.
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You're just not used
to anybody challenging
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your fuckin' psychological warfare.
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Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.
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Are you trying
to buy some drugs?
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Damn, this white boy
all business.
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Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.
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00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,126
Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!
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So my man, what you need?
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Freestyle it.
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Don't do that shit!
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00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,745
Oh, check this shit out.
240
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,842
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me
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for a pound of schwag.
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00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,517
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?
243
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,013
Yeah, this neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.
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00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,189
Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.
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00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,436
Ok, cool. Give me a week.
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00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,529
I gotta dump this shit.
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All right.
248
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,071
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?
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- Smoke a joint?
- I can't
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it fucks with my motivation.
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00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,073
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I think I'm in love.
253
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,977
Would you look at this clam?
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00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,435
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.
255
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,480
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.
256
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,774
You might want
to check out page 69.
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I think you'll be interested
in page 13.
258
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,118
My man.
259
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,082
You want a hot dog?
260
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,663
No.
261
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,915
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of royals.
262
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,541
Royals?
263
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,506
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?
264
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,975
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?
265
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,108
Huh?
266
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,644
Come on. Motherfucker!
267
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,629
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?
268
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,594
You see this creep,
269
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,136
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.
270
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,818
I knew I recognized you.
271
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,732
You were in my music appreciation course
at the j.C. Before I quit.
272
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,868
Yeah?
273
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,993
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.
274
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,328
Ok, yeah.
275
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,923
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.
276
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,054
But other than that,
you look the same.
277
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,645
You look the same too.
278
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,980
Thanks.
279
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,350
It's not really a compliment.
280
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,941
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?
281
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,947
I wish.
282
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,413
The pet zone next door.
283
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,974
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?
284
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,794
Mr. hanley just let me go.
285
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,255
What, like you got fired?
286
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,424
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,
287
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,344
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself
288
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,183
until the economy
gets back on its feet.
289
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,395
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?
290
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,065
Uh-huh.
291
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,686
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.
292
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,535
You're funny.
293
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,619
Look, you got someplace
around here we can go?
294
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,174
Nm.
295
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,274
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.
296
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,493
Fuck your dad.
297
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,590
Is that your mom?
298
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,460
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
299
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,054
What, is she a bull dyke?
300
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,675
- What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?
301
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,435
You see, the haircut
gives it away.
302
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,398
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.
303
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,186
Is that your brother?
304
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,030
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.
305
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,525
He looks like a faggot.
306
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,197
Well, he's not homosexual.
307
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,912
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.
308
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,410
You the oldest?
309
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,501
Yeah.
310
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,170
Kevin's adopted.
311
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,302
No shit?
312
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:43,763
Imagine that.
313
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,881
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid
314
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,010
just doing her part
for society and shit.
315
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,976
Come on.
316
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,066
You want something to drink?
317
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,656
Sure, what do you got?
318
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,828
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...
319
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,077
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.
320
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,673
- How "bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, dad's allergic.
321
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,417
To cigarette smoke and alcohol?
322
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,009
Yeah.
323
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,676
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?
324
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,765
What do you mean?
325
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,601
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family
326
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,062
without some kind of vice?
327
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,394
What's a vice again?
328
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,823
You know,
I can't figure you out.
329
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:53,531
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,
330
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,376
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,
331
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,586
hell, I could probably get hard.
332
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,966
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?
333
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,435
Take off your glasses.
334
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,946
Let your hair down.
335
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,787
Shake it out.
336
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,670
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.
337
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,142
Why did you bring me
to your house?
338
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,652
I don't know.
339
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,782
Bullshit.
340
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,570
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.
341
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,245
You got a boyfriend?
342
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,994
No.
343
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,995
Girlfriend?
344
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,588
No.
345
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,924
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.
346
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,089
I got a thing for dyke bitches.
347
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,928
No, I'm not homosexual.
348
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,268
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?
349
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,893
You need
to take it down a notch.
350
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,106
What is that supposed to mean?
351
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,872
Look, I owe you one.
352
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,963
You name it.
353
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,125
Deal?
354
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,972
Think about it.
355
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,898
- Patty?
- That's my mom.
356
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,689
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.
357
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,026
Oh, my.
358
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,657
Nm.
359
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,122
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.
360
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,520
- I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...
361
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,384
You're gonna let him get away
with that f-bomb?
362
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,751
- Quiet, kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, kev.
363
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:52,877
- Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.
364
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,379
- What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.
365
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,800
It's fantastic.
366
00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,801
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...
367
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,394
Tame that tone, kev.
You're on thin ice!
368
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,391
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.
369
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,233
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.
370
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,568
It's fine it's fine.
371
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,155
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.
372
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,868
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.
373
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,453
- Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.
374
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,450
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.
375
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,951
Oh, my.
376
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:31,002
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,
377
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,218
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.
378
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,133
- What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.
379
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,307
- So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.
380
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,436
Stop frothing.
381
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,562
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.
382
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,263
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.
383
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,268
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.
384
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:56,819
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.
385
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,443
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you
386
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,945
from enlisting
on team Jesus, norm.
387
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,745
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.
388
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,730
Oh, well, uh, uh...
389
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,212
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.
390
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,666
It's good to have a purpose.
391
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,387
But if there's any
other way we can help...
392
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,303
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.
393
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,096
I beg your pardon?
394
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,094
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, norm.
395
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,437
On!
396
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,399
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.
397
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,984
They donated the money
to the church.
398
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,401
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,
399
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,400
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church
400
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,536
for the past two nights.
401
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,324
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.
402
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,662
No frickin' way!
403
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,703
Take it down a notch, kev.
404
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,293
What do you think?
405
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,006
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.
406
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,417
This blows! Don't I get a say?
407
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,840
What's with all the hostility, rager?
408
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,304
I'm not "raging".
409
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,219
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep
410
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,621
- with a half-shaved head, ok?
- That's it. You're grounded.
411
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,351
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.
412
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,938
Connie, it's fine, really.
413
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,023
- I know what's wrong with kev.
- You do?
414
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,735
Sure. It's obvious.
415
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,401
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me kev.
416
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,069
You've been here, like,
five minutes.
417
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,908
Zip it, mister, right now.
418
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,529
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...
419
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,873
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.
420
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,242
Is that common?
421
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,415
Well, yeah, I guess.
422
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,460
Ok, well, would you mind
if I, uh...
423
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,927
Led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...
424
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,592
Uh, of course not. Thank you.
425
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,885
- We'd be honored.
- Sure. Great.
426
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,851
All right, everybody, grab hands.
427
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,929
Grab hands, ok?
428
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,647
Kevin.
429
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:04,910
Dear lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.
430
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,867
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies
431
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,868
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.
432
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,962
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast
433
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,208
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,
434
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,711
Norman, who invites you
into his heart
435
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,589
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania
436
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,637
where he can make a difference.
437
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,137
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality
438
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,059
has allowed me into this home
439
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,027
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.
440
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,647
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,
441
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,399
who especially needs
your guidance
442
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,027
during his rebellious years,
443
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,280
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself
444
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,625
from those around him.
445
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,463
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,
446
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:03,551
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,
447
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,922
who must one day hope
to see his face,
448
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,264
just as he longs to see theirs.
449
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,639
- Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.
450
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,606
- Mom?
- Uh...
451
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,692
Amen.
452
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,107
Sorry my room is a pig sty.
453
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,578
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.
454
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,743
I've never seen kev
break down like that.
455
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,911
I feel bad for him.
456
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,688
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.
457
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,712
I mean, Jesus Christ.
458
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,158
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?
459
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,927
You want a zinger?
460
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,759
No, thanks. I've got my own.
461
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,054
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.
462
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,466
I'm on five different medications.
463
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,728
Jesus fucking Christ.
464
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,768
You want to listen
to some records?
465
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,818
Knock yourself out.
466
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,982
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.
467
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,230
I thought that was sweet.
468
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,903
You actually bought that shit?
469
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,036
Bought what?
470
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,075
That church bullshit?
471
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,165
You mean you told a lie?
472
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,076
Yeah.
473
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,337
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?
474
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,546
Fuck Tanzania.
475
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,583
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.
476
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,802
- Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?
477
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,847
Because nobody'll look
for me here.
478
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,092
- Like those policemen?
- Yeah.
479
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,094
Well, why were they
looking for you?
480
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,267
Because I like to burn shit.
481
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,316
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?
482
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,448
No fuck that
483
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,690
come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.
484
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:56,990
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?
485
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,742
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.
486
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,245
Well, I know what I want.
487
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,417
All right, hit me.
488
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,044
I want you to take me
to the alliance concert on Friday night.
489
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,295
You would.
490
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,218
Bunch of fuckin' posers.
491
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,555
There is no fucking way
psyops would play a show
492
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,892
with a band like the alliance.
493
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,393
No, it's truel
494
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,237
some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.
495
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,781
What the fuck is this?
496
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,327
How the fuck did you know
about psyops?
497
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,998
Well, my friends sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.
498
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,210
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.
499
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,505
- Every one.
- No, you don't.
500
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,748
I ook!
501
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,339
I even had to make a dub
of "dinner in America"
502
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,554
because my boombox
chewed up the original.
503
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,135
J mom and dad
504
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,384
j conversations
that make you sad
505
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,727
j a lot of talking
and endless dread
506
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,392
j just shove it
in and off to bed. __
507
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,266
Oh, I love John q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!
508
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,402
Knock it off.
509
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,979
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.
510
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,401
You know, John q. Wears a ski mask
when they play.
511
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,934
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.
512
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,827
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!
513
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,820
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.
514
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,374
- You wanna know my secret?
- No.
515
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,663
Oh, come on. It's a good one.
516
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,787
I don't give a shit.
517
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,630
I write John q. Love letters.
518
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,341
What the fuck
are you talking about?
519
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,883
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.
520
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,757
- J dinner in America...
- I write him one every week.
521
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,720
Oh, my god. I can't believe
I just told you that.
522
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,313
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?
523
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,437
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?
524
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,934
Simon?
Are you doing a number two?
525
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,024
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,
526
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,815
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.
527
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,777
Which one of you cunts
set this up?
528
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,658
- He did.
- Fuckin' ..
529
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,148
- Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!
530
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,537
I'm about to call the cops.
531
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,879
Shove it up your ass, Lou!
532
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,964
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.
533
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,301
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!
534
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,638
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?
535
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,348
Does this look
like a men's shelter?
536
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,620
You order something
off the dinner menu!
537
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,978
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!
538
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,439
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,
539
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,433
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.
540
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,403
The alliance?
541
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,865
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?
542
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,181
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're Mia.
543
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,164
Mia? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?
544
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,953
Feel free to chip in at any point.
545
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,748
- So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.
546
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,667
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?
547
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,985
You better reel him the fuck in.
548
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,840
- What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?
549
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,175
You're a load of shit, Morgan!
550
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,590
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks
551
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,088
and that piece of shit pa head?
552
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,590
Fuck you! That pa is 300 watts.
553
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,092
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, ok?
554
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,264
Fuck all of you!
555
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,603
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.
556
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,597
Do you know how much blood
I need to give
557
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,349
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab
558
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,943
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?
559
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,549
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.
560
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,529
- No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?
561
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,470
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.
562
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,734
That's another three grand.
563
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,988
Look, Eddie sorvino
called me last week, ok?
564
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,333
Monty played him the majestic twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.
565
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,373
- That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!
566
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,339
He wants us to play this gig
with the alliance, ok?
567
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,583
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.
568
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,677
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.
569
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,171
"If the band likes us?"
570
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,175
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with monty.
571
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,178
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.
572
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,431
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.
573
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,774
We're a punk rock band.
574
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,518
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, ok?
575
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,443
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?
576
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,615
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show
577
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,079
on Eddie sorvino's
little circus tour,
578
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,496
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.
579
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,619
- How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.
580
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,913
I vote we play the fucking show.
581
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,835
Me too.
582
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,300
What about you, Donovan?
583
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,921
Yeah, Donnie. What about you?
584
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,554
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?
585
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,474
- What's with you?
- Quaaludes.
586
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,278
That's a good boy.
587
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:05,776
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?
588
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,619
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.
589
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:13,207
That's not what music is, is it?
590
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,826
No.
591
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,373
Goddamn it, lady!
592
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,748
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!
593
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,126
That's it! All you punks out!
594
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,511
Now! Move!
595
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,218
Take the scarecrow with ya.
596
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,643
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?
597
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,586
Cos we want to save your juice
for the alliance gig.
598
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,317
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.
599
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,152
It's making me nauseous.
600
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:46,240
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!
601
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,030
I'll call you Friday at noon.
602
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,949
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.
603
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,164
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.
604
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,954
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?
605
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,829
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John q.
606
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:03,083
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.
607
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,460
You're in some deep shit, Simon.
608
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,046
Check this out.
609
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,133
They upped the reward.
610
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,764
5,000 bucks? Damn!
611
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,936
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?
612
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,776
That's fuckin' bullshit.
613
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,191
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.
614
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,802
At least they don't have
your real name.
615
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,112
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.
616
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,280
How do you know?
617
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,807
Because there was
an unmarked squad car
618
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,039
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,
619
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,203
which means
somebody fucking narced.
620
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,292
- Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.
621
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,102
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!
622
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,788
Man, how the fuck do you know?
623
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,541
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!
624
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,543
Come on. Don't be paranoid.
625
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,422
- You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.
626
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,889
You want the keys
to the Van then?
627
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,224
No I'm set
628
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,809
you're sure?
629
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,430
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.
630
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,427
Fucking cool it, rager!
631
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,262
- Fuck!
- You ruined everything!
632
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,678
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!
633
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,811
Get off Mel
634
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,268
you wasted my fucking tall boy.
635
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,230
I hate you!
636
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,835
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here
637
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,692
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.
638
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,107
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.
639
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,526
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?
640
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,945
- Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!
641
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,078
Whatever.
642
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,699
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,
643
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,948
it's that you're uptight.
644
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,747
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?
645
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,872
You mean marijuana?
646
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,221
You all right?
647
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,914
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?
648
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,648
Let me see those globes.
649
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,072
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.
650
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,037
- Huh?
- You're baked.
651
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,533
- Right now?
- Yeah.
652
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,878
- You know how I can tell?
- How?
653
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,420
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.
654
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,719
- That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.
655
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,096
Look, do you want a little advice?
656
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,513
Sure.
657
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,140
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.
658
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,519
- Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.
659
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,743
Look, I'MMA set you up
with a quarter,
660
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,909
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.
661
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,575
Aw, thanks.
662
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,540
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?
663
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,969
Don't worry about the crickets.
664
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,931
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.
665
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,517
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.
666
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,389
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.
667
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,628
Hey.
668
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,672
Hey.
669
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,255
Where is everybody?
670
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,851
Dad's at the office,
mom took Kevin to high school.
671
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,975
Hm.
672
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,225
You got any coffee left?
673
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,480
It's cold.
674
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,843
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on
675
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,277
when I'm alone at the house.
676
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,158
What are you doin'?
677
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,166
I am looking for my purpose.
678
00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,126
Your purpose?
679
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:37,088
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at the pet zone.
680
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,086
Look, she circled
all the good ones.
681
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,257
I et me see that.
682
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,593
Dishwasher?
683
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,261
That's a shit job.
684
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,013
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then dad said that maybe
685
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,750
I could work my way up
to the prep table.
686
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,354
Oh, my god.
687
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,149
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.
688
00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,321
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?
689
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,366
God, that coffee taste like shit.
690
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,457
It's sanka.
691
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,386
- You got any scratch?
- Huh?
692
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,303
- Money?
- Nope.
693
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:30,553
Mr. hanley still owes me
for two weeks.
694
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:35,308
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?
695
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,857
Mm-mm.
696
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,277
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.
697
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:45,651
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.
698
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,447
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?
699
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,215
Dang!
700
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,585
You're good at basketball!
701
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,635
What do you say
we play h-o-r-s-e?
702
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,103
What do you say
we play f-u-c-k instead?
703
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,109
You ever played f-u-c-k before?
704
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,572
Here's my spot, ok?
705
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,877
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?
706
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,544
You ever make it with a guy?
707
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,728
\woohoo!
708
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,448
Your turn.
709
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,613
All right, how 'bout this?
710
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,084
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.
711
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,914
A tongue kiss.
712
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,379
Ok.
713
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,545
Yeah?
714
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,594
Yeah.
715
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,107
What the fuck?
716
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,701
Hey, you got a dead cat here.
717
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:55,994
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.
718
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,458
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?
719
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,953
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.
720
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,671
- Why?
- I don't know.
721
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,171
That's some creepy shit.
722
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,260
- Tis?
- Yeah.
723
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,095
That's like serial killer shit.
724
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,216
- Tis?
- Yeah.
725
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,600
Do you think I'm weird?
726
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,098
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.
727
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,103
- Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.
728
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,278
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.
729
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,899
Huh?
730
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,952
I'm fuckin' with you again.
731
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,163
Let's go!
732
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,580
So how much
does this hand job owe you?
733
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,254
Like, 400 bucks.
734
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:51,003
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?
735
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,175
- How?
- Magic.
736
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,179
Like, real magic?
737
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,176
Shit, it's the pigs.
738
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:03,182
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.
739
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,619
Go.
740
00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,454
What the...
One fuckin' step, come on!
741
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,453
Shit!
742
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,632
- I'm gonna run.
- No.
743
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,174
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.
744
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,101
They parked on the other side
of the street.
745
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,348
What are they doin'?
746
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,688
Looks like
they're eating burritos.
747
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,620
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?
748
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,365
Oh, she's ready to fuck, d.
All hot and bothered.
749
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,981
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.
750
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,623
What the fuck?
751
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,556
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?
752
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,876
No, he's my boyfriend.
753
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,049
That so?
754
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,793
I'm not her boyfriend.
755
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,548
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.
756
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,549
Shut the fuck up.
757
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,847
Don't call her a retard.
758
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,100
Can you believe this faggot?
759
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,584
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.
760
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,815
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys
761
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,755
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.
762
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,419
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?
763
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,781
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.
764
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,082
That's what I thought, bitch.
765
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,328
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.
766
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,500
Hey, come on, d.
We're gonna be late for practice.
767
00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:01,176
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.
768
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,552
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.
769
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,408
Where are we going?
770
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,457
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.
771
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,255
I'll give you
everything in my pocket
772
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,074
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.
773
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,679
Far out, man.
774
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,391
Shit, keep her all weekend.
775
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,556
Toss me that mini bat, too.
776
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,899
Buckle up! I drive fuckin' nuts!
777
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,487
- It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!
778
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,111
Why are we at my house?
779
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:06,081
Get your polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.
780
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,759
Twist it up.
781
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,727
Let's go.
782
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,519
What are they doin'?
783
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,567
It's like they're warming up.
784
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,281
And stretching.
785
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,076
Show 'em your tits.
786
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,167
- Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.
787
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,377
- No.
- Just do it.
788
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,173
Whoa! Check it.
789
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,010
- Dude!
- Oh, my god!
790
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,511
Hey, hey!
791
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,208
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?
792
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,753
Uh, we'll be right back, coach.
We gotta take care of something.
793
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,229
Yeah.
794
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,615
- They're coming!
- Good.
795
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,609
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.
796
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,112
- Why?
- Trust me.
797
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,955
No, on your tummy. Turn around.
798
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,449
Try to look provocative.
799
01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:31,995
Huh?
800
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,497
Oh. Oh, yeah.
801
01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,968
Dude, I told you she was in heat.
802
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,507
Go.
803
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,162
I et's double stuff this tard.
804
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,972
Ah, fuck yeah.
805
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:59,277
- Now what?
- Strip 'em.
806
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,593
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.
807
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,145
- Coach?
- Huh?
808
01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,439
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.
809
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,609
Holy shit.
810
01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,035
Hold this.
811
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,871
Wake up, cat fuckers!
812
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,037
Come here.
It's a little memento.
813
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,661
You ever call her a retard again,
814
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,539
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.
815
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,461
Catfuckers!
816
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,799
I et's beat it.
817
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,270
Come on! Let's go! Woohoo!
818
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,662
Fucking' punk!
819
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,502
What in the fuck is going on?
820
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,088
Jesus fuck! Get up!
821
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,673
Get up!
822
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,345
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!
823
01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,090
Oh, my god!
That was just like TV!
824
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,014
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!
825
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,852
- Simon?
- Yeah?
826
01:02:56,982 --> 01:03:00,395
- Are we going to jail?
- Probably.
827
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:15,864
Welcome to pet zone.
How may I assist you today?
828
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,538
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?
829
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,711
Why are you working here?
830
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,876
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.
831
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,000
Where's your smock?
832
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,092
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?
833
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,428
- Mr. hanley?
- Yes?
834
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,678
Mr. hanley, what...
What is she doing here?
835
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,264
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself
836
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,483
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.
837
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,479
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,
838
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,322
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.
839
01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,200
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?
840
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,745
Where's her fuckin' check?
841
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,147
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...
842
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,982
Head back to the grooming
station and take your break.
843
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,962
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.
844
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,334
- I want you to stay put.
- It's ok.
845
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:12,133
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?
846
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,723
I am not slow, Mr. hanley,
847
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,186
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!
848
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,267
And especially her!
849
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,732
Where's the goddamn paycheck?
850
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,088
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.
851
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,981
- It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!
852
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,417
- You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.
853
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,921
Hawaiian, huh?
854
01:04:56,309 --> 01:05:00,678
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.
855
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,805
What kind of sauce?
856
01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,477
Hm, I don't know.
857
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,646
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?
858
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,895
Like, a honey glaze.
859
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,326
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.
860
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:31,174
You want some of my jimbo fries?
861
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,003
Yeah, all right.
862
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,890
- So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmmmm?
863
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,018
Are we on a date?
864
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,481
No, this is a shitty lunch.
865
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,908
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John q.
866
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,124
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see psyops tomorrow night.
867
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,004
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.
868
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,337
Well, is that a date?
869
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,387
Yeah, it's a date.
870
01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,433
Simon?
871
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,147
You can kiss me now.
872
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,406
It's ok.
873
01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,357
I want you to.
874
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,806
You can fuck off now.
875
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,487
You're a real good kisser.
876
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,987
Seriously.
877
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,248
I would not have guessed that.
878
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,040
Thanks.
879
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,251
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.
880
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,057
What?
881
01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,144
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.
882
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,934
He's adopted.
883
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,154
I'm just fucking with you.
884
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,326
You need to take it
down a notch.
885
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,072
You need to take it
down a notch.
886
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,292
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.
887
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,180
- So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.
888
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,093
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.
889
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,719
Sweet.
890
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,652
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.
891
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,941
You like whack-a-mole?
892
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,333
J oh, baby
893
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,876
j oh, man
894
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:04,137
j you're making my crazy
895
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,053
j really driving me mad
896
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,229
j that's all right with me
897
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,101
j it's really no fuss
898
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,151
j as long as you're next to me
899
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,027
j just the two of us
900
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:39,085
j you're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
901
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:49,350
j my, oh my, what a girl
902
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:58,483
j you're my, my, my,
my kind of woman
903
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,860
J and I'm down
on my hands and knees
904
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,829
j begging you please,
baby, show me your world j
905
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,255
Pick something out.
906
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,052
I want him.
907
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,348
Wait in line.
908
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,563
Where are you going?
909
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,478
I hope mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.
910
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,143
Thursday night
is always a big hit.
911
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,482
What's Thursday?
912
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,272
New england clam chowder.
913
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,942
Fucking Christ.
914
01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,414
Hey, Simon?
915
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,623
Yeah?
916
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,303
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.
917
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,646
I decided on a name for him.
918
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,314
What?
919
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,814
Chomby.
920
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,617
Chomby.
921
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:30,218
- You back for seconds, kev?
- Hm?
922
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,177
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?
923
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,096
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.
924
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,224
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?
925
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,897
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.
926
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,812
Look, everything was ok
927
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,531
until mom and dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.
928
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,026
Wait a minute. Who's Jill?
929
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,029
Hey! = Jill.
930
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,655
What's she doing here?
931
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,036
- She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.
932
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,831
Why is she not wearing pants?
933
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,334
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?
934
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,758
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.
935
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,600
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.
936
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,102
- What's the pink?
- Vagina.
937
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,724
'So, what we're gonna do
938
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,192
is just whisk it all together,
939
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:32,280
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder
940
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,219
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...
941
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,952
Hey, kids. He's making toffee.
942
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,664
Dad? Are you ok?
943
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,705
Oh, yeah.
944
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,544
How did the job hunt go?
945
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,416
Oh, I don't know, I...
946
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,918
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.
947
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,592
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?
948
01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,932
Well, there were
multiple candidates.
949
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,349
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?
950
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,598
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.
951
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,604
Nm.
952
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:13,480
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.
953
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,859
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.
954
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,656
That's his turf now.
955
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,872
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?
956
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,707
Yeah, I do. Jill.
957
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,167
She's a real peach.
958
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,916
Look, mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.
959
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,759
Oh, we talked about that.
960
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:39,176
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.
961
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,468
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.
962
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,222
- You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?
963
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,314
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.
964
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,109
- Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.
965
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,232
- Mom?
- What?
966
01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,030
Why are you and dad
not wearing any pants?
967
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,739
I'm not sure.
968
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,189
What the fuck
is going on in here?
969
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,983
Is this provocative?
970
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,155
I don't know what that is.
971
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,242
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?
972
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:57,045
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?
973
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,800
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?
974
01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,143
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.
975
01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,730
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.
976
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,022
What do you got in that maraca?
977
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,770
- My ez-dose?
- Yeah.
978
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,072
Just my medications.
979
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,816
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.
980
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,863
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.
981
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,252
Fuck.
982
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,009
Hey, Simon?
983
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,430
Mm-hm.
984
01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,639
What's a raincheck?
985
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,737
Simon?
986
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,869
Simon?
987
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,370
Sim...
988
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,288
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.
989
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,086
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.
990
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,799
You blast those every day?
991
01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,147
Can you drive me to China hut?
992
01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,766
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.
993
01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,484
All right.
994
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,700
Are we going in circles?
995
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,996
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.
996
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,879
Why do you keep looking
at that house?
997
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,402
We're still going
job hunting, right?
998
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,384
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China hut.
999
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,798
Fuck America.
1000
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,731
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes
1001
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,257
in the back
of some shithole buffet?
1002
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,270
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?
1003
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,190
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.
1004
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,800
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.
1005
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:27,032
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.
1006
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,493
It's just pretend.
1007
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,954
Oh. Ok.
1008
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,875
Can the dog's name be chomby?
1009
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,414
Yeah.
1010
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,153
Nobody is in here.
1011
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,288
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?
1012
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,631
What? No.
1013
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,842
I live here sometimes.
1014
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,308
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?
1015
01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,267
Knock yourself out.
1016
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,020
Yo.
1017
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:45,736
Where?
Where and when's the show?
1018
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,190
All right, don't be late.
1019
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,199
You suck at drums.
1020
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,415
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.
1021
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,830
You sing, huh?
1022
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:02,999
Like what?
1023
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,919
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.
1024
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,258
Hey, whose equipment is all this?
1025
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,503
- It was mine.
- Really?
1026
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,971
- Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?
1027
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,932
Come here.
1028
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,889
I want to tell you something.
Come here.
1029
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:33,279
Are you all right?
1030
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:37,030
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...
1031
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,703
And my ribs.
1032
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,873
All right, listen.
1033
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,377
I'm John q.
1034
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,388
What?
1035
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,099
I'm John q. From psyops.
1036
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,849
You're not John q.
Nobody knows who John q. Is.
1037
01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:06,601
Don't you think that maybe
John q. Knows who John q. Is?
1038
01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,612
What?
1039
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,070
Close your eyes.
1040
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,745
Close 'em.
1041
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,593
Open 'em.
1042
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,724
Big deal.
1043
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,068
Looks just like the one I had
for toboggan club.
1044
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,738
Smell it.
1045
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,454
Ugh.
1046
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,039
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing Van.
1047
01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:05,284
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played
1048
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,252
trapped in this fucker.
1049
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,335
That's the smell
of rock and roll.
1050
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,584
What?
1051
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,052
You're still not convinced?
1052
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,602
Oh, my god.
1053
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,150
You are John q.
1054
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,030
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?
1055
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,279
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso
1056
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,158
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.
1057
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:52,214
You have any idea how worked up
those polaroids got me?
1058
01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,796
Did you write all those?
1059
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,218
Fuckin' a.
1060
01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,844
How?
1061
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,640
I mean, you call them
love poems,
1062
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:13,018
but they're really these...
These brilliant power pop songs.
1063
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,193
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.
1064
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:24,246
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
1065
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,873
Will you say something to me?
1066
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,746
Are you all right?
1067
01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,424
No, leave it.
1068
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,098
Violate me.
1069
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,893
Fuck me.
1070
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,056
I think I want more violation.
1071
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,855
I gotta save my juice.
1072
01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,183
I et's rock out.
1073
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,239
Ok, hit it.
1074
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,740
It's rolling.
1075
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,529
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.
1076
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,530
This one right here,
August 13th.
1077
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,202
That was my favorite.
1078
01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,831
- You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.
1079
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,966
Let's see what you got.
1080
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,092
Ok, can I have a kiss?
1081
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:37,557
J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1082
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,566
j crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1083
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,700
j like a tongue-tongue
1084
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,865
j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1085
01:26:50,997 --> 01:26:54,205
j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1086
01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,246
j call me and I'll come
1087
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,495
j fuck the rest of them
1088
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:00,996
j fuck 'em all
1089
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,091
j fuck 'em all, but us
1090
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:13,179
j am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1091
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:19,264
J you don't know it
but you already miss me
1092
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,527
j like a tongue-tongue
1093
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,942
j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1094
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,192
j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1095
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,489
j call me and I'll come
1096
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,497
j fuck the rest of them
1097
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,956
j fuck 'em all
1098
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,747
j fuck 'em all, but us
1099
01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:47,509
J fuck the rest of them
1100
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,002
j fuck 'em all
1101
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,845
j fuck 'em all, but us
1102
01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,928
J but us
1103
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,022
j but us
1104
01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:04,564
j fuck 'em all, but us j
1105
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,570
Fuck.
1106
01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,460
That was tits.
1107
01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,505
Is tits good?
1108
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,126
Yeah. Yeah.
1109
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,588
Tits is good.
1110
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,726
I et's mix it.
1111
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,645
Simon?
1112
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,062
Yeah, mom?
1113
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,407
What's going on down here?
1114
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,819
How did you get in?
1115
01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,914
With my key.
1116
01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:04,001
You're not supposed
to have a key.
1117
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,416
Who's this?
1118
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,634
This, um... is Patty.
1119
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,680
We're recording a song.
1120
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,891
How was Tanzania?
1121
01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,932
Tanzania? Are you both on dope?
1122
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,350
He's definitely on dope.
1123
01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,519
All right, back off, renae.
I'm not on dope.
1124
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,380
He totally is, mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.
1125
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:30,191
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes
1126
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,467
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.
1127
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,403
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?
1128
01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:36,136
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.
1129
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,306
We learned about dope indare.
1130
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,412
Dopers share needles
and get aids.
1131
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,161
Why are you here?
1132
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,790
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, dad.
1133
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,506
- Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.
1134
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,091
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.
1135
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,552
There's an agenda, mom.
There's always an agenda.
1136
01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:57,297
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.
1137
01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,595
- Shut the fuck up, renae!
- Strike two.
1138
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,852
What is this?
What are you doin'?
1139
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,599
- What is this?
- He's high, mom.
1140
01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,505
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.
1141
01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,235
He feeds off it.
1142
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,774
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails
1143
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,308
like the dopers
in my d.A.R.E. Book.
1144
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,595
Hello?
1145
01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,985
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door locked?
1146
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,533
Oh. What are you doin' here?
1147
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,620
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Hi
1148
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,290
- did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?
1149
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,628
Why'd you do that?
1150
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,276
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?
1151
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,508
- Relax, renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?
1152
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,173
Poor mom had to come home
1153
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,949
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.
1154
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,133
Oh, my god.
1155
01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:41,621
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.
1156
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,556
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?
1157
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:46,350
We were writing a song
in the basement.
1158
01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,723
I can't do this anymore!
1159
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,599
Great, now dad's upset.
1160
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,727
Stop picking on Simon!
1161
01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:54,605
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
1162
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,231
You're all being mean!
1163
01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:58,702
He doesn't do dope.
1164
01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,693
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my ez-dose
1165
01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,786
because he got beat up.
1166
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,236
Mommy, what is she talking about?
1167
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,375
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.
1168
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,290
Ok, you know what?
I eave her out of this.
1169
01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,879
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,
1170
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,544
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed
1171
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,134
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.
1172
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,628
Simon is a pathological liar.
1173
01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:22,223
He's a thief and a total pyro.
1174
01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,788
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?
1175
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:24,812
Yeah.
1176
01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,582
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.
1177
01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,473
Oh, god. Oh, no.
1178
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,021
It's ok, mom.
He'll be gone soon.
1179
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,768
What's a pyro again?
1180
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,362
- A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?
1181
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,028
Ok, you know what?
Knock it offl knock it off!
1182
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,152
- Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!
1183
01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,279
- Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,
1184
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,247
and with that condescending
fucking tone!
1185
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,957
All right! That's three!
1186
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,247
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?
1187
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,371
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
1188
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,152
- Come on, motherfucker!
- Hey, hey, hey, stop!
1189
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,337
- Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!
1190
01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,136
Get out!
1191
01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:04,390
You ruin everything!
1192
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,430
Just get out of here!
1193
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,182
Come on.
1194
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:25,530
So, what'd you think
of my family?
1195
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,290
I like your brother, Danny.
1196
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,535
Yeah, he's solid.
1197
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,081
Simon?
1198
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:35,917
Yeah?
1199
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,884
Do you think I'm a retard?
1200
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,430
Don't you ever talk like that.
1201
01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,634
Ever.
1202
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,849
You are not a retard.
1203
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,808
You are a total punk rocker.
1204
01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,313
- 1am?
- Yes.
1205
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,702
You are punk as fuck.
1206
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,288
Can we listen
to our song in here?
1207
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,001
Fuck, yeah.
1208
01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,039
Pop that shit in the tape deck.
1209
01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,594
Are we going on our date now?
1210
01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,271
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.
1211
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,234
J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...
1212
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,239
- Simon?
- Hmm?
1213
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:46,735
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?
1214
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,611
J like a tongue-tongue...
1215
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,947
Yeah.
1216
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,455
Today is even better.
1217
01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,423
J fuck the rest of them
1218
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:02,008
j fuck 'em all
1219
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,718
j fuck 'em all, but us j
1220
01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,056
What a fuckin' dump.
1221
01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,305
I mean that's, what, 40 people?
1222
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,931
You call this a show?
1223
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,434
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.
1224
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,528
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.
1225
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,522
You have any idea
how many bands would kill
1226
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,115
to play a show
with the alliance?
1227
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,700
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.
1228
01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,694
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone
1229
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,038
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?
1230
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,897
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm
1231
01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,038
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?
1232
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,588
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.
1233
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,928
Oh, ok. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?
1234
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,297
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room
1235
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,674
I've ever seen in my life,
1236
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,142
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy impala.
1237
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,683
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.
1238
01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,022
- Actually, I did.
- You would.
1239
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,391
I et's do this.
1240
01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,483
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.
1241
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,695
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.
1242
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,302
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.
1243
01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,907
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.
1244
01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,573
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.
1245
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,100
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.
1246
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,331
How about this? Fuck you!
1247
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,576
Fuck your problems!
1248
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:21,330
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with the alliance.
1249
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,221
- Let's go.
- Simon!
1250
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,263
You cunts just made
my shit list.
1251
01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:40,399
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.
1252
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,979
What the fuck is this shit?
1253
01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:58,896
J you make the rules,
we break the rules
1254
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,920
j we do it our way
1255
01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,207
j rejects of society
and we are here to stay
1256
01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,567
j won't take your shit
no fucking more
1257
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,706
j today is the day
1258
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,945
j time has come to give you some
1259
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,505
j get out of my face
1260
01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,952
j shit that's flying
out of your mouth
1261
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,011
j I'm going insane
1262
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,246
j one more fucking word from you
1263
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,350
j I'll kick you in the face
1264
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,623
j have no respect for your kind
1265
01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,727
j you're cancer in my brain
1266
01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:20,095
j we're paranoid, it's justified
1267
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,309
j this is what we say
1268
01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:25,393
j we won't obey
1269
01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:33,530
j we won't, we won't obey
1270
01:36:39,002 --> 01:36:40,117
J we won't obey
1271
01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:44,578
j we won't obey
1272
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,043
j no j
1273
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,838
this next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.
1274
01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,355
J microwave it, shove it down
1275
01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:08,523
j too bad your food
is turning brown
1276
01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,738
j poison veggies
and plastic meat
1277
01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,074
j nothing real for us to eat
1278
01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:15,238
j around the table, mom and dad
1279
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:17,578
j conversations
that make you sad
1280
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,619
j a lot of talking,
endless dread
1281
01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,037
j just shove it
in and off to bed
1282
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:26,461
j dinnertime, dinner in America
1283
01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,003
j dinnertime,
dinner in America j;
1284
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,767
Run!
1285
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,566
Fuck you! Fuck you!
1286
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,401
How fucking unpunk is it,
1287
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,896
turn me in on some
crime stoppers hotline?
1288
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,149
Fucking bullshit!
1289
01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,387
- Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!
1290
01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:58,528
Wait, wait! Wait!
1291
01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:02,703
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!
1292
01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,372
Hey, have fun in the nasty.
1293
01:38:06,255 --> 01:38:08,541
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.
1294
01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,004
Hey.
1295
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,678
- I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.
1296
01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:32,900
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.
1297
01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,408
It doesn't get much worse
than this.
1298
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:41,121
It's ok. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.
1299
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:46,160
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?
1300
01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,921
- Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?
1301
01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:57,420
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?
1302
01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,055
Mm-hm.
1303
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,425
You were looking at me, right?
1304
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,020
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.
1305
01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:08,097
I thought so.
1306
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,066
Simon?
1307
01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,198
Yeah?
1308
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,743
You're my real boyfriend now, right?
1309
01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,116
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.
1310
01:39:38,681 --> 01:39:39,966
No contact.
1311
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,431
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.
1312
01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:52,274
Stay punk.
1313
01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,246
Patty?
1314
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,457
I told you it was her.
1315
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,377
Hey, sissy. Hi, Karen.
1316
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,792
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John q.
1317
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,381
In the back of that cruiser?
1318
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,421
Uh-huh.
1319
01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,134
He's my real boyfriend.
1320
01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:24,091
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?
1321
01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,722
Uh-huh.
1322
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:52,206
'Patty, thanks
for the care package.
1323
01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:54,704
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.
1324
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,206
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two."
1325
01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,798
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.
1326
01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:04,798
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride
1327
01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,299
'on the action five news '
1328
01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,310
"there isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,
1329
01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,808
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.
1330
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,316
"Thanks for the notebook.
1331
01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:23,908
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.
1332
01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,652
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material
1333
01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:30,702
'for ten albums
in this shithole.
1334
01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:33,952
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.
1335
01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:35,732
"It's the only thing
I have to look forward to.
1336
01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:38,213
'Even if we only get
half an hour.
1337
01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:42,335
"Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.
1338
01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,219
"Your music boyfriend, Simon.
1339
01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,434
'Ps: Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.
1340
01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:56,433
"Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.
1341
01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,686
'For real, I think it saved my life.
1342
01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:02,609
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'
1343
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:16,273
'I'm feeling so much stronger
1344
01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:19,380
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.
1345
01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:22,379
It's just too bad
you have to go to prison
1346
01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:26,254
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'
1347
01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,762
what's so funny, retard?
1348
01:42:36,192 --> 01:42:38,228
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.
1349
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,672
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?
1350
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,563
Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.
1351
01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:49,365
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?
1352
01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:55,367
'Stop requested.'
1353
01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,171
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!
1354
01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:42,001
J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway
1355
01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:48,007
j crack me open
so I feel the air inside me
1356
01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:52,514
j like a tongue-tongue
1357
01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:55,718
j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1358
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:59,097
j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1359
01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,599
j call me and I'll come
1360
01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,269
j fuck the rest of them
1361
01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:05,690
j fuck 'em all
1362
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:08,565
j fuck 'em all, but us
1363
01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:17,995
J am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?
1364
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,754
J you don't know it
but you already miss me
1365
01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:28,500
j like a tongue-tongue
1366
01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,420
j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb
1367
01:44:31,557 --> 01:44:34,924
j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum
1368
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,301
j call me and I'll come
1369
01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,354
j fuck the rest of them
1370
01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:41,848
j fuck 'em all
1371
01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,396
j fuck 'em all, but us
1372
01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,366
J fuck the rest of them
1373
01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:53,860
j fuck 'em all
1374
01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,328
j fuck 'em all, but us
1375
01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,618
j but us
1376
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:05,834
j but us
1377
01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,379
j fuck 'em all, but us j
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