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Zulu
- The reason for your visit? - Touristic.
Was your journey comfortable, commander Logar?
Module crashed into Atlantic ocean.
I came with a connected flight from Miami.
- Shame on you both. - You don't live in that apartment.
Group sex scandal in the apartment.
- Good morning honey. - Good morning.
Arif, did humans come from monkeys for real?
What? I swear, I am forbidding the morning shows for you.
You always get influenced from them. You were in internet the whole night.
- They are such a bad influence on you. - My dear, don't rush. Take it easy.
I am 40 and my knowledge about Earth is about 78-79% except the polar regions.
- Arif, do you know what I want? - What?
- I wish our child could be like you. - Like me?
Sir, you are in the public area. Can I take the kid to school like this?
- You believe that it's possible? - Dude, this is a constitutional state...
...so he can't grow mustache because he is in 1st grade or what?
In my opinion, he should take after her mom's beauty...
...and my practical side.
Do you think I should give a birth in Gora?
In Gora?
So we deliver the baby to earth in Gora, and then deliver it to Earth again?
I mean, I don't know. In terms of health, technology?
Actually it's fine, he would get double passports.
And also, birth register in Kaladion Galaxy cannot compare to Earth, right?
- In this case, it's different. - Can we go?
Yes we can. Can I get some bread?
Where is the ship Arif?
Ship... The ship is... Where is the ship? The ship?
There are 2 tons of iron to start with. Not to mention the devices in it.
- 4 lira, bro. - Ok damn it, give me.
Hey bro.
I guess, I didn't pay its July taxes, the document and stuff...
- Those can be taken care of anyhow. - So are we going?
- How can we not go when you want to? - Hurray. We are going to Gora.
Look, you watch those TV shows and make this girl fly too. Turn it off.
What's up Arif?
Good morning.
Bitte schรถn.
- Hey Fox. - Yep?
There was a scrap dealer. What happened to him?
- He's gone since ages, man. - Really?
- What's up? You're down. - Nothing.
If you'll suffer remorse, let's cancel the organization.
No way whatsoever. Bring it on. Hey monster!
Get me a mint gum from there. Box of it. Hard box.
This one's yours. That's mine, and those are Alaaddin's. I will give him then.
If the pharmacist woman was not here, I could get it as well. Here.
Come on.
I will mix the torpedo with mint.
Then what will be in there: "Viagara" cascade.
Come on. Go back to your store. Look, you have a customer.
Oh my God.
Taxi.
Let me take this for two minutes mate.
Master, customers!
Go away my kid. I don't want you to get hurt.
Get out of my store or the apprentice will die.
- Bro. - Get lost.
- Calm down, we are not here for enmity. - Are you chasing me planet after planet?
Look at that. He brought the tot as well.
- Don't be silly, throw away the stick. - Who trusts the stick, buddy?
- Arif, can you make this two fifties? - Ah Neset, now.
But, I don't have two fifties. Give me my coat from there.
Take it. But don't let others hear about this, I beg you.
- Of course. - Whatever happens here, stays here, ok?
Because of you, I am exposed. Why are you following me?
We came to apologize Arif. We realized our mistake.
We learned that it is a sin to separate lovers.
We stayed in prison between four walls.
Between walls, you start listening yourself.
You try to deal with yourself. What did I...
Even though from another planet, won't you forgive your forsworn brothers?
Are you gonna say No for us to be brought in back to the society?
Arif are you going to push us away?
- How did you get out of prison so quick? - Through Amnesty.
- Amnesty? - All my power is taken away.
But it's ok, be that as it may. Look, I made a bead bird for you.
And I made this one.
Beads are good but the house is naff to tell you the truth.
You didn't even taste the anti-pasti. You sat down with your cloak on...
...you won't feel comfortable. Come on. - Arif.
Listen, what Logar's saying. He's saying take my ship...
...for the trip to Gora.
No it's ok, we can go with our own ship.
Please allow this to be our wedding present for you.
As a sign of our friendship. Take our ship and go.
You are really a good person.
You mean should we go with your ship for real?
Of course, if you don't beat us up though.
For god's sake, stop it. I swear on bread...
...that there won't be no more time stopper moves like flying,
...escaping, floating in the air.
...especially not to you. Now that you solved our ship issue.
I am a family father, man.
Arif dear, did you drink a little too much?
My love, should we argue in front of the aliens now?
I will set you a floor bed real vinilex, come.
Come with me. Oopps.
- Arif, Arif. - It's ok, it's ok.
- Wow you are a good drinker. - You didn't even help me though.
I drank 1.5 bottle just by myself.
Anyway, once we are back we'll drink more.
We will continue by mules from here.
Very nice indoor area you have there. Our ship was at outdoors, became rusty.
It does not rust, it is made of titanium.
Titanium? Damn I gave the ship away for nothing then.
Open it Tihulu.
Shoot ahead turn on the lights.
So those are the departure units I guess? Well, where is the ship?
Arif my dear, can you look at me for a second?
Dad, Daddy...
How can one be such a moron. We cried a little, he fell for the trap.
We learned our lesson in the prison, Arif.
- Everything was a lie huh? - Of course it was!
Tihulu, shave this.
What happened now that you put me in this thing, huh?
All you do is the kidnap people and tie them up to a mechanism isn't it?
Listen to me carefully you retard. You stole my lover.
I did my time in prison, now I will replace you.
Then I'll go to Gora with your princess wife and will ascend the throne.
Throne?
Throne yeah. Did it hurt you? Fire, water, soil, throne.
Are you sure, it's not air?
Replace me? How are you going to imitate my hair, dumbass?
Oh yeah, that's the hardest part. Scissors.
No, you can't do this. No.
I exactly copied your outfit through clothes off method.
...and now, we will be completely the same through face off method.
Ceku won't even be able to tell the difference.
Ceku will notice the difference, don't worry.
Start the machine.
First of all, there is no such a machine in Face Off, you liar.
- How does it look? - Very nice.
It is not done yet. Give me what Tom Cruise used in the movie.
Not this one, the other movie.
I love you very much, my dear. I will ask your father's permission tomorrow.
Not this one, the other one.
Testing 1-2. Wonderful. Ceku, if you are ready let's leave, honey.
And you space peasant, I am sending you to where you deserve to be...
...to 500.000 years ago. - 500?
- Ok, let's round it. Make it 1 million. - I will hunt your past and future, you.
Don't you dare! No cussing. Bad for the kids...
Set it to one million.
No matter one million or wherever you send me, I will come and find you.
Don't wiggle, you will break the machine Give me the remote control...
Bye bye Mr. Arif.
The other remote control.
Good bye, if you can return from there, bring us some rocks...
You, You...
Yaw...
You are here... I have my parts in place, I am complete.
It's 20 past 5, he didn't send me that much back, the idiot.
Come on Ceku, my rose.
I can't believe it. Is it really ready?
Yes my dear, completely ready. Let's celebrate this, when I come home.
And tomorrow morning taking off to Gora.
- Ok honey, kisses, - Me too dear, bye bye.
Welcome to Gurcan Market.
Hadji bro...
Press 2 to switch to Turkish.
Ceku where are you, I am about to go there and scream: No.
No... No way! Shucks.
He did sent me to one million years back.
1 million years.
And they made me talk to the hadji market for half an hour.
God knows, how much it will cost.
When I build my bussiness, the aliens kidnap me...
...when I become a family man, they send me to a different era.
Things that wouldn't even happen in a fancy movie, happen to me.
And when you share it with someone, he plays the 3 monkeys.
What the heck?
Oh my god, the first monkeys.
Don't come dear. No. But, I am not from this Age...
No stop, don't do it, don't.
Don't do it dear. It's not for you. Give that to me.
Are you taking a picture?
Oh God.
But together... Cico stop for a sec. Go over there.
Gents, I am not asking much from you. Little bit of civilization...
I need to go to my time period and save Ceku as soon as possible.
First, we start with standing up Watch. Just like this.
Not difficult. Stand on feet, Keep it straight up
Nothing specific. Look, like this... For God's sake.
Come on man. Stand up, bro.
No. You have to be completely erect. It can't be done like this!
I should have accepted 500.000, 1 million years are too much.
What am I gonna do? Play with you or what? No!
Keep it to yourself. Ice Age will come and our butts will freeze.
Fire's not been discovered yet. It says June 20th. What kind of June is that?
I turned into a monkey too. I had a lighter in my back pocket.
Thank god... Put it over here...
Leave the shoe.
Stop touching, I have a razor in my hand. What?
You expected George Clooney under my beard, or what?
Stop playing at my feet, go over there.
Dear monkeys.
Based on the movies I watched, 4 minutes passed in the parallel universe by now.
If I hang out with you little longer, I won't be able to go back and save Ceku.
Therefore, I am leaving. Our food and water became scarce anyway.
I will first find the water and then the other civilizations.
I wish we had met under different circumstances.
But didn't happen. Alright, bye bye.
No, don't stand up for me, You are not able to anyway.
Bye Bye Cino, Kati, Zino.
"Seeds should turn into sapling, sapling to trees...
...trees to forests in my homeland. Habitat to birds, blanket to soil...
...gives life to nature, forests it is in my homeland.
"... blanket to nature, forests in my homeland, home to birds. "
How did it get stuck in my tongue?
...gives life to nature
Wow, look at that character.
If I find the water soon, there is no biting me ok?
This one had not evolved at all, the same snake we know.
Blanket to nature.
There goes the water... I swear, it's water.
Piss off... you turned this into a Jurassic Park man.
Monkeys, lizards, bugs... There is just a bit of water anyway.
What kind of Age is this yo, aren't there any evolved creatures here?
Oh God.
I didn't say that to you for real, it was to the little ones.
To the lizard ones, for real...
Oh God, thank you millions for making me experience this classic scene.
Bro, I watched all your movies, Jurassic 1, Jurassic 2, Jurassic 3.
Please. Bro, there is nothing you'd like here.
Get off, nothing for you in here...
But if you keep screaming like that all the predators will come around.
Sounds like a war cry.
Please, stop...
Wait there... well, jungle has its specific rules, you know?
There is a specific food chain of course This will eat that, that will eat this...
You grew up in the jungle with no love, so you have right to do whatever...
...of course, you don't know me but...
Look, don't make me put you in trouble, huh.
They make Dino-gods through computers nowadays...
...don't make me separate you pixel by pixel... my name is Arif.
Mr. Arif, the stone that you threw, hit the dinosaur's testicles.
This means the end of the dinosaur generation, I am sorry.
Doctor, I can't carry this responsibility...
- Dad, Daddy, - My son, my child...
I understand you very well Jurasic, I have a child as well.
Therefore, I forgive you. This jungle is big enough for us both.
Wow, you say butter and honey huh? Super.
Looks like you are not that primitive after all.
How lucky, there is not even a single bee around here.
I didn't take it, Jurasic gave me.
Since you stung me, you will die yourself right now.
...what was good for bee stings? Ammonia...
What the hell are you looking at? Looks like a bee play to you?
Oh my God, you are humans.
Last time I left you, you were monkeys.
God knows, how long I was passed out for.
It is so hard to bump into a human in this Age.
Calm down... Obviously he doesn't speak our language.
- We can't keep him here, he is a stranger. - This man is not conscious.
He won't get stuck in our hands, if we help him.
Whoever breaks loose, you take them into our village.
- Plus he scared our children. - Nah, that's not true.
What should we do? Rip his head off, feed him to the savage birds?
No bro, you misunderstood...
The last thing you said didn't appear. Sure, he didn't say something wrong?
Look teeny, if donkey eats weed that he doesn't know, he'll have a headache.
- Write it down, I like that phrase. Come. - Ok but...
I don't know, where you came from But, we don't want trouble.
I came from a different time segment, trust me.
I have been wandering around for months in here...
6 minutes passed in the parallel universe. If we can get united...
- What unity? Are you a man of Arogans? - I have nothing to do with them.
Arif carpet, rug, travel. Damn I wish, I had my bussiness card with me...
- Look I have gum... - Put this away, put it.
He is obviously from Arogan. Trying to spy on us.
The lady rocks, by the way, must be because of the Age. Stone Age.
- Shut up man, she is my daughter. - Wonderful, moral principles are present.
- It's called jealousy. Very beautiful. - Jerk.
- How's technology, is fire discovered? - Get out of here, go.
How could I go? Give me lightspeed, and I will go.
You are looking for trouble, can tell from your guise. Go away.
Arogans are coming.
What's going on?
Look stranger, take this, shut up and don't talk.
What kind of fur is that? Just to taste. Don't you have better ones?
Uncle, if fire is not discovered yet, I have some...
What's this dude's problem?
Are the goods ready?
Give me the tools as well.
Nothing else was done with those tools, was it?
No, Crow.
I heard that you are drawing pictures all over the caves, is that so?
No such a thing, Crow.
Heard that, you invent house tools, spears and stuff
- We are just gathering fruits. - Don't gather, eat the ones on the floor.
You ruined the village, kids are hungry. You don't even let us make a fire.
- They will die from cold in the caves. - Dimi, tell your monkey faced daughter...
...not to chitchat too much. Her tongue gets longer and longer.
No tools, gadgets. I will destroy every inventor. Open your eyes and serve.
We are not slaves. We are humans as much as Arogans are too...
Just because you put a feather on your head...
...you think you became a man? Bird brained.
- Stony, stop her. - What should I do? Yell at her?
Shut up woman.
Hit, go ahead hit... You think your hand will get dirty?
What are those, old man? Are they edible?
This is leaf. You put it between your lips like that.
Crow, let's take the stoneployees, let's not wait till the sunset...
You, you...
...and you.
Me? I am not a man of this era, bro.
- Pardon me? - I came from a different time period.
Don't take me, take this one.
What have I been telling all this time? Didn't I say "no tools and gadgets"?
You did, for about half an hour.
What is that, what?
Fake Rolex, but exactly the same, can't tell the difference...
Not from this village Crow, We don't know him either.
What happens if I was from this village? So what? What's gonna happen?
Don't do it in front of the people.
No, If I was from this village, what's gonna happen bro?
Bidi...
This arrow is poisonous. Don't throw this anymore.
See... My arm is gone right now, look.
One day we were sitting at our spot with Yilmaz and Namik...
Tie it well so that we won't fall my dear.
Be smart, I'd burn down your village with the tiniest civilisation sign.
Hedgehog head...
- Come again, my bro. - Move.
Saplings shall turn into trees in my homeland.
When did you tie me up?
What kind of fate is this? Whoever ties me up, takes me away.
Hey, bro...
Won't we stop somewhere? What is this?
No break, no break, look ahead...
Ah my arm... ahh.
- Stony, be carefull little bit. - His arm is broken...
Pity. The skies gave you, the skies took you away.
Start the burial immediately.
Bidi, bring couple pieces of rock from there...
How did you know Stony, the son of the Rock?
We knew him well.
What are they doing? Burying him?
Rest in peace.
Bro, what are you doing?
Look at me, weren't your hands tied up?
Tied up now, bro. How can you bury someone like that?
Move it for god's sake, move.
- What can we do, his arm is broken. - What the hell? Stop.
I have his medicine. Lad, give me that.
It hurts a lot.
No it won't. Straight up. Move it. Just dislocated.
If it was broken, he would not be able to move it like that
If there were an egg, I would rub it.
- Here, quail. - Nice. Give me a stick.
- It hurts a lot. - No, it won't hurt. Stop.
Now it's fine. Hold it like this.
Nice. Lf we tie it like that, it will be better than before.
You are a strong man. Don't leave us. Stay alive.
- So won't he die now? - No bro, what are you talking about?
- It is stronger than before, super. - Go back to your spot, you witch.
- I am from another time period. - Shut up!
Our hands and arms are tied up and we can't even say a word.
Take the stoneployees to the torture cave. I am coming.
- Mate, how is your hand? - Good, thanks. Move.
Don't forget it because we have now a connection through that.
- Move, move. - Ok.
- Where will you go with this wheel? - It's a millstone.
- Lie. - My lord I am from South Emencik.
- We are grinding wheat with that. - You are lying.
Didn't we say, agriculture is forbidden?
He will climb up to the tower tomorrow.
- Please forgive us lord. - Liar. Welcome Uncle.
- Thanks, Niece. - What's that in your mouth?
- Whose mouth? - Don't smoke that indoors.
- Sure. - What's that?
- Fake Rolex. - Can't tell the difference.
- How is the situation down there? - Dimi prepared the pipes.
- Good. - Dad.
Stony, my son, did you nicely destroy the things down there?
- I did father. - Good.
What happened to your arm?
He injured it while beating some Arogs.
It is not broken though, Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to move it.
Look, what I found at the entrance of your cave.
The masks, it's a freestyle work made of tree barks.
Don't work! You are an Arogan, be a warrior.
You are drawing pictures all over the walls.
Don't waste your time with those things.
Father, I love drawing, sculptures, music and dance. I love them.
Don't they bring life to this tribe anyway?
Lie! You are lying.
They won't understand and desolate you You'll become a vagabond.
You'll die of hunger.
Don't be an artist, be a warrior, Don't get mashed, smash them.
Father, my opus is a light for the future generations.
- Where are the slaves? - Downstairs.
Go torture the slaves. Come on, son.
Uncle, my drug.
Crow, watch over this kid.
I want him to be a worthy Arogan to our ancestors.
My father Sandy should be proud of us.
Don't you worry my Niece.
When tower gets completed and we find him...
...it will be the beginning of a new era for all of us.
Father, the skies took you away, I will take you back, dad.
My Brother, Sandy was a very friendly man.
Didn't he always lose because of his good intentions?
It was years, years ago. First years of Stone Age.
We were poor, but happy.
Where there is mulberry grove now, there was nothing back then.
That day, an iron circle descended from the sky.
- Iron? - Probably.
Two creatures, similar to us, came down.
They were smiling.
They gave us a gift.
My father Sandy, couldn't find an appropriate gift back for them...
...because of the famine shortage we were having, maybe.
Whatever we he had in their his hands, he gave them, they got mad.
They gave us the hand move then got on to that vessel, and ascended
When big Sandy was saluting them, something terrible happened.
My dad was not there anymore. We vented out spleen on that gift.
We hit it, again and again.
Since that day, I've been close minded to novelty, against innovation.
I hope, it's not like Mel Gibson's movie...
...with the whole headcutting and stuff. The gods want a sacrifice and so on.
I dislike those the most.
Stoneployees, you will climb up to the tower in a while.
Whoever sees and brings Sandy down, his life will be saved.
New opportunities and neo stones will be given to him.
At least we will jump one level higher. Neolithic Age. Super. To me...
Let the stoneployee dance begin.
Bro, I hate two things; modern dance and the primitive dance...
...things that irritate me the most.
No, no... Don't...
Cut it out, cut it. Move, move away.
Bro, his heart could take only that much. You can't make anything out of that guy.
Wait a minute, give me that, rub that mud on so that...
...I can go and bring this Hadji back. - Wait a minute before the dance.
It is like a school prom, Let's take down that dude.
Then you can dance till the morning, no worries. Load on buddy.
- Load it. You exaggerated so much. - Who the heck is he?
His hair is very different.
I carried many refrigerators like this.
Crow head, when I come back, we will switch to Neolithic Age.
The architecture of this place is wrong. Construction is wrong.
I just let one fart out, they probably won't smell that.
There he is.
- Hello Uncle. - Don't come closer to me.
Are you Sandy?
Life and everything is meaningless to me.
I was going to take you down.
- I want to die. - Don't be ridiculous.
Here, take this cigarette. Nonsense.
How do you want to die man? Come on now.
Life can't be that meaningless. Don't be ridiculous.
Shield it with your hand, shield it.
Shield it with both hands.
Dude passed over because of the cigarette.
Who cares? They told me to put the rock down. I did it.
- Someone is coming. - There's a returning man!
A returning man.
Is it my father?
I couldn't see that well my friend, will you look?
Thank you very much. Thanks beautiful girl.
Cut it! Did you see him? Did you see Sandy?
Yes I did, now it's like this, up there I guess by running away from the society.
He became introverted, built this crust over him.
Now, since I don't know psychology, in order to approach him with caution...
...I tried to talk to him but, those addictions, and things.
How can I say, he was going through something like solitude at the top.
Talk to me man, where is Sandy?
- Daddy. - There he came.
This is not Sandy. He is from Arog.
How can I know? Did I check his ID?
Take away that necklace from his neck.
As if I was dying for it.
How do you climb up to the top and not find my father?
How many more stones we need to put up to reach the skies
You're talking from the balcony. The sky has 7 layers.
Am I going to furnish stones up till the stratosphere, Mr. Contractor?
Lie, you are lying.
Tower building will continue tomorrow. Rock is upset.
Ceremony is dismissed, spread out.
Crowhead what happened? I would switch to the Neolithic Age, you promised.
Shut up. You are the first man to come down from the tower alive.
You can drink and eat as much as you want in Arogan.
Based on our traditions, your life has been saved.
What a nice tradition is that. Generally men die from the traditions.
Then let's build a ladder or something.
8 minutes passed in parallel universe right now. Help me once, bro.
- What kind of a society you are. - Come, I need to draw your picture.
Wait a minute dude, I have enough trouble.
You are the first man to come down from the tower. I have to picture this.
- But secretly. - Pictures are secrets too? Look at that.
It is. Let's go to my spot.
Bro, my name is Arif. I am a pragmatic man.
I can't take that pressured, hammer feudal system, that's my character.
Stop moving, stay like that for a little bit.
Let me see that. What the heck?
- Is my nose like that? - Just like that.
Look at those lines. Do you draw those as well?
- My style is like that. - Nice.
Put your signature on them. They are published as anonymous in encyclopedias.
Don't be a fool. Let me write my name over there.
- Bro what are you doing? - You gotta write your name down, son.
Those are nice. How much do you sell the masks for?
There is no selling, bro. I make them to myself.
But it is a secret, Don't let my father hear that.
Art is for the people. Why should it be a secret?
They wouldn't understand.
- Make this one smiley, and that weepy. - This one is smiling.
He can only smile this much in such a pressured society anyway.
This one would make a good coat huh.
Bro don't. Leave it alone.
This is not really your style, Isn't she the girl from down there?
- Yes, Mimi. - Flirting games huh?
I am in love bro.
You were showing her some muscle in the village.
Society pressure. That picture is nothing, check this out.
- Wow. Who did this? - Myself.
Yourself?
You are in love my friend. Listen to this then.
If you see your crying child,
forgive his mistake
wrap your arms around his neck
As we lived together...
...they tricked us.
Strangers don't know value my mother
no one loves like you do...
...mother
- You are crying. - It is an impossible love, bro.
There's no "impossible love". I loved a woman from another galaxy.
It is not like loving the girl next door.
When there is 20 years of age difference between lovers, it creates problems.
There is 1 million year difference between me and my love.
If your eyes meet your crying child,
forgive his mistake
wrap your arms around his neck
As we lived together...
You are crying bro.
Look bro, I need to go back to the ones I love.
Situation down at the village is obvious They are yet in Paleolithic Age.
You dad promised to give me the Neolithic Age. But, he didn't.
I need tools and devices, I need to go back to my loved ones.
Help me out, I need tools and devices.
There is no way bro, my dad is collecting all the inventions...
...he won't let anyone use them either. - Is this man insane?
I need tools and devices, help me.
- They are all locked up in the cave. - Locked cave?
Take me over there. I will help you. I will set you up with the girl
- Would you do that bro? - Sure, I would even arrange your wedding.
White goods are from me.
What are white goods?
You will learn all these, as long as we skip one or two levels.
- My bro. - This is Kibariye, not a bull.
You should have grilled it on fire.
Mr. Arif.
Thank you very much, have a good night.
I couldn't come there.
I don't know, what you need but, there are all kinds of tools in the cave.
I am down for anything bro.
If I can find it, there is a gift that came from the skies.
Gift from the skies? A gun? Fire? A machine?
I don't know, but I am certain that it is not from this world.
Maybe it is a machine of a man who came before me or something.
Here it is. Hold.
- Are we opening it? - Yes, push.
Push hard.
Ok, go.
So what do you think bro? It is good isn't it?
Wow it is like a museum, son.
- There is a bicycle. - That's a wheelbarrow.
- Ladder. - Nice, it's a step.
Furs. We have spears.
Pass that.
And then there is this thing, 3 people can ride it at once.
The thing that came from the skies. Show me that one.
That one is in somewhere deeper. Wait.
Bro, too primitive.
This one was given as a gift to my grand grand father VHS.
- VHS? - Are you ready?
Open it, bro.
Damn man. This is a betamax video. You can't even find its cassette now.
Why do you show off, telling me that it came from the sky and get me excited.
- Does this work? - Stony, don't drive me crazy.
- What's happening here? - Nothing.
Stony. Your father wants to talk to you right now. Let's go.
- It was told, not to enter that cave, or? - It was, dad.
It happened like this. My friend said, "you have" he said...
..."tools or gadgets with you or not". And I said that I have my phone.
My father gets mad at inventions he hides them in the cave, he said.
Then I said, why don't we put it in the cave?
I said why don't you open, so that we can put that in there.
Give me that.
Put a man in front of the cave so that not every peasant can enter.
Stony my son, now it is time for you to build a family.
We talked with your uncle. We decided to partner you with Ayu.
Ayu?
Very beautiful girl, fit for winter... Ayu.
Father, I love someone else.
Lie, you are lying.
This is not possible. You will marry Ayu.
Dad, I have my opinions too.
You ban me from drawing,
You even put this hedgehog on my head.
- That's enough. - Take it slow, slow.
- Stay out of this Arif. - Son, how could I?
You are about to jump on top of each other as father-son.
The society will be left undeveloped because of a dynasty fight.
Don't make such a big deal, let the kid marry whomever he wants to.
And then free the innovations so that the society won't be left primitve.
- In the parallel universe, approximately... - Shut up.
Stony, I will refuse you as a son.
You will have to collect horse chestnuts in wilderness.
I will kick you out.
I am leaving before you kick me anyway.
Get out. You will be given neither meat nor water on this soil.
He is a young boy, talked with passion fire...
...you should sit and talk like two modern human beings.
You won't be given anything either. Get off our land.
What did I do?
Uncle, my drug.
This son will kill me.
Idiot. The man is the owner of the land, and you revolt against him.
What a perfect time to go against your dad.
Tough luck. Go away bro. I will build my own civilization.
Two hands make noise, One hand doesn't make noise.
Don't sell me the poverb that you can't even get right yet
If your hair wasn't there to cover it. I would rip your ear off. Go.
Let's go to the Arogs.
Let's go to your woman, right? You fox. Don't come with me.
Arif, why don't we go to the Arogs?
More humble I am, more arrogant they get I am 1 million years advanced from you.
Instead of trying to use me... Then there will be brain migration.
The brain will migrate, of course what else can it do?
Don't come son. Stop coming with me.
What are you looking at?
I am not looking. I am washing my face.
- Leave my water alone. - You own the water?
This is my civilization, Go wherever you will, and build yours.
I am an artist my friend, I build civilization wherever I want.
Here, civilization.
When it comes to looks you are Braveheart, when tough, just an artist?
Look at the way he looks at the water. Narcissist. God's retard.
Why do you watch to girl? Is this the civilization you will build?
I was looking at the water, to see if its deep enough.
Liar, you were looking at her, I told you, I was in love.
You will go and build the civilization with her right?
What are you talking about? I am married you idiot.
I will kill you!
Listen for a minute. Go and build the civilization with her.
...and I will be the brain behind that civilization.
- Oh really? - What the heck?
Do you know, how to approach a woman?
I have your medicine. Come here.
Women like sensitivity Take this.
Look at me though, I will ask you something very clear.
Did you come from the monkey?
No, we came from the village together, right?
You came from an ox then. I see.
- I have a different idea. - What's that?
- I should slowly get out from the water. - And?
Like this, by showing off my body...
...the way water droplets glide on your body, the vision you get.
...when sunshine licks the muscles, and gotta contract the hip muscles.
Why don't you break nuts with your hips? Are we shooting a pirelli calender?
Be a bit graceful.
Take this arrangement and offer it as a bouquet like this.
When she gets out of the water, offer it to her without looking at her body.
- What happpened yo? - Nuts are broken.
Use your tattoo's charm, The tattoo.
I guess, you are coming from hammam.
- Did you remember me, I am Arif? - I remember, are you still alive?
I am alive. Thanks to my Arogan friend Stony.
Maybe you couldn't recognize him, he used to wear a hedgehog on his head.
I recognized, leave us alone.
But did he ever mention about his love to you? The tattoo.
Look what he had done because of his love to you.
He pictured you on his body.
It's done by using a needle, has 250 strokes per cm.
An elaborate work. Maybe his love, maybe by reflecting it on his body...
...a reference to you... like living you through his body. Crazy boy.
- First of all, my nose is not like that. - Then please allow us to carry the furs.
Can't let the ladies to carry them all. Which century do we live in?
- Oh please don't tire yourself. - For God's sake leave it to us.
An Arogan is coming,
You will have tattoo as well. I thought of it on two cheeks.
Please go ahead, please.
This our song first of all, where do you know it from.
I had heard you once in the jungle.
An Arogan is coming, Mimi likes him not.
He is nuts. He is nutty, He's driving us crazy
He's getting on our nerves.
He is nuts. He is nutty, He's driving us crazy
Pull it hard, Pull. Ok
Hide this one so that they won't take it away from us.
- Where should I put those? - Lay them right here.
- Get well soon. - What are you doing here?
It's me, Arif, from the parallel universe. Remember?
- Aren't you the Rock's son? - No.
He is currently free, his dad set him free.
Let him kiss your hand.
- Those skills will get better with time. - Lips don't get worn out by handkisses.
Write that down. It's a good one.
If you allow me, I would like to stay with you here.
Our water and food are limited...
...and you can't adapt around here.
This kid is not coming from a holiday village. No problem, at all.
Plus, hard times are over. We will build a new civilization together.
- How about prohibitions? - Prohibitions?
There are thousands of tools in the Rock's cave.
If we can take that over, the rest will come naturally.
What are you looking at, Out-cast?
Oh yes. All inventions of the last 40 years are there. In the cave I know it.
Humankind searched for a miracle in his own soul for centuries.
Humankind searched for a miracle in his own soul for centuries.
We have been here only since fifty years.
Yo bro, don't interrupt the preacher's speech.
My friends, the Age that we live in has its obstacles...
I admit that. But if we can bring out the treasure we have in us...
...in one week we can reach middle Age, and in 15 days the New Age.
...and we can stretch it out as far as the French revolution, in just a month.
- So can we make a fire? - Of course.
- Can we draw pictures on the walls? - We have the master of that in here
- Wheel? - I will bring you the best of it.
- The caves are too low, can't sleep in there. - What?
I was teaching the kids secretly, Is that's also free now?
Free public education.
If we do those will we improve?
- I received public education myself. - Oh yeah.
Come on kids. Who would like to draw pictures on the walls?
Me... Me... Me.
Arif she is going to draw pictures, should I go as well?
Ok come on go draw, After all, you are a young man.
- Long live! Will those all happen Arif? - Of course they will.
A bright future is waiting for us with the help of this razor.
Whoever is in for the civilization project, please step forward.
Since your hair is very thin...
I cut it in layers, took the volume away It's more convenient for daily use.
- Arif... - Yep?
- Bro won't you shave? - No, I am fine like this.
Continue just like that. But don't try fantasy models
You should have a face to appear in public.
When will we bring down the goodies from the cave?
There's a a guard in front of the cave. We must sneak in
- Stony, - I'm here.
When this dude goes to the other side...
...we will go around the entrance, ok?
Hey, you two!
No way. We can't even see ourselves. How did you see us?
- Stony. - Frodo.
Arif, he recognized me.
Wait a sec. I'll blow his mind away. Psst, Harry Potter come here.
Go get me four ten sized nails from the hardware store.
- Move. - Ok bro.
I bet, he won't come back until the Iron Age.
- Very nice. - Are we taking everything?
Don't get into taking spears and stuff, just take the useful ones.
There it is. My phone.
Hey, look at me.
If there is one more wheel in here, we can make a carriage.
There are so many wheels inside.
Give me that chalk. I will write a message to your daddy.
Say "hi" from me.
Come help us.
Leave it, leave it... I got it let go.
Did you come comfortably?
Arif slept the whole way, I drove.
- Wow I had made this one. - What's this bro?
We never used it, freestyle work piece.
- What are those? - Wheat. We will make bread with them.
You can't make an hungry bear dance.
We are detaching the wheels. I will use them as a millstone.
- And we need soil with clay. Lots of it. - Why, are we building a statue?
What statue? We have long way to statues That's for the pottery.
- Long live! - Bring them down bro.
Run run harder. Be useful a bit, Run with a purpose.
Load the flour cominge from here ok? You take care of it.
Long live.
Don't fill it with wheat only, mix it with bran...
Gentlemen, don't waste time. Young and old, everyone will work
- How old are you, oldie? - 17.
It's all because of faulty nutrition Take this.
I found a name for you; Teoman. Sharpen the tips.
First; there is no eating fruits and vegetables without washing them.
There are some practical dishes that working women can cook...
...when they get back to the caves. For example:
...you can create surprises by adding small sauces to vegetables such as...
...carrots and zucchini. Don't get stuck with the cook book. Be creative.
I make raw zucchini, it's more delicious like that.
Really? Don't you add small sauces and surprises?
- I don't find it necessary. - Ee... nice.
My dear put those down, a fire will be made there.
Those are ready Arif.
Teoman, go take care of the fire.
My friends, we are here with our hunter character right now.
The most important type of animal nutrition is the swimming ones.
We receive Omega 3 through the fish,
Lobster and shrimps are a luxury...
...for us right now. Watch
That's it. Go
That's not even a fish. But this one. Yours look very dry to me.
How is it going? Take these.
I will cook those on tile kiln.
Move away. That's a man's job.
What's up bro? Your boys are very weak at catching fish.
- Long live. - Did the dough stick?
It did. Come on. Look. Just like this.
- Where is the oven? - There is no oven.
What? Build an oven immediately. Bake them gold brown for 17 minutes.
Allright.
Put it next to the big rock over there. A hole needs to be drilled in that.
...in the middle of the water canal. Make it a T-Pipe. Bring the flowers.
Decorate them around four sides with a tulip shape
It's supposed to be like a tulip. Can't you make that one?
Where is that artist?
Uncle Arif how does it look?
Super. You even made the tassel.
You can do anything you want. Don't worry.
...but it became so slippery and sludgy. - You... move... dissappear.
- Keep it wet. - Should I hold it like this.
Hold it... Let it go... Hold it. Very nice.
- But, I can't hold on to this. - I am helping you out.
- Leave yourself to me. - But, it's slippery.
Because it is turning. You're good.
Ah. You scared me.
I came along like a ghost, didn't I? What are you doing Patrick Swayze?
We are working.
Ok, but handle it carefully so that nothing breaks.
No. Her hands got used to it, Look. No hands at all.
- But it is slipping away. - You will learn with time.
Most important rule of hunting is that the animal should not notice your trap.
That's the principle.
See it didn't notice Run!
This is the oil well prototype I built for you.
- Oil can be extracted by this. Should I? - Do it.
So that you can start a war, right?
It was a test for you. Listen to my examples carefully
Move. Asking for oil and stuff.
You need to take this plow seriously. It is primitive, yet very effective.
- Ok, set to go. - Let's put it down.
We don't collect the fruits from trees. You need to implant and harvest them.
Long live.
Now we need two oxes.
This dude brought a big movement to the village bro.
He is good yo. He eats a lot but he works.
You two, come here.
Pull, pull, come on.
Pull it harder.
Dear friends, leave your work for two minutes please.
I am waiting for you at the square for our opening ceremony.
Young ladies, hold this from two ends.
Congratulations. May it be good for our village.
Mr. Teoman, cut this off with your teeth.
Give the water from there.
We are clapping just like this.
Let's not waste the water like this Arif.
This is a symbol of civilization Every village has one. It's a symbol.
I see, you ate all the crust. Get the corners. It is delicious.
Long live.
Even though it is an official holiday. Let's not give a break to the education
Ok Arif. Let it be a half day holiday.
Good afternoon my friends.
Children, when I enter you will all rise up at the same time.
- You may sit down. What's up? - Good, you?
Stony, let's erase the board. Move over there.
Enough bro, enough. What was you last session, Mimi?
Sharp stones and some thorny plants.
Nice. In local administration, things evolve based on orders...
...that come from the headquarters and regional population's wishes...
- How about something simpler? - We don't have that much time.
- You, tell me the duties of mukhtar. - What? Arif.
Bro, that's how we were educated.
How dare you come to school with such hair? Stony, I want a ruler immediately.
- T-Form? - No. Beat-Form.
Have some passion to learn.
So far, we only advanced for 51 years, But we don't have that much time.
- I have 1 million years to cover. - Bro calm down.
Wait a minute dude. These kids are our past.
If there is a stupidity at this point, it affects the future as well.
Wait a minute. How is the Flora and fauna here. Tell me now.
- Are the mountains parallel to the seas? - Calm down.
We can't have ignorance in here.
Stony please. Don't judge my education system.
Help me out a bit, In my own Age... please...
All right kids, let's continue from where we were.
- But, you are not improving. - Calm down.
The mukhtar has upset you.
Ceku! 10 minutes passed in the parallel universe by now. My mind's always there.
- I won't be able to go back, I won't. - Arif sit down over here.
- I will harm you as well. - Arif!
- I will mess up history. - Come to yourself!
- I will distort history. - Cool off, man.
- Here you go young man. - What's that?
Never mind. Drink it up.
- This is raki, man. - We have melon too.
He is an inventor, for real.
Calm down.
I make it by using grapes, I am distilling them over here.
I make as much as I need.
If it wasn't for his bullying father, I would improve it even more.
But, you are drinking this dry, it goes like this as well.
- Oh god. - Cheers yo!
Take the cooked ones.
Here we are.
Such a great idea Arif, The grilled meat is really delicious.
- It's different when cooked. - Thanks. Here, Cuhara.
Don't loosen up though. We will switch to Bronze Age tomorrow.
- Long live. - Thanks. Mimi get it from here.
- I don't meat eat at all. - Really?
Our 216. It was our robot, It never ate meat either
- 216, cheers mate. - Cheers Arif.
Camp fire, huh?
Mediterranean nights.
...so unique.
...and especially...
...I wish, a guitar would not show up as soon as there is a camp fire.
- Does anyone want salad? - No.
- It was a handmade. - I think it was beautiful.
What's up ladies?
You burnt my heart with that guitar I decided that you are a bad egg.
I saved your life over there So distasteful, so repulsive.
- Which age do you live in? - Stone.
- Look at that. You stink. - I drank Raki.
Raki odor pushes ladies away. Should I save you life one more time?
Put this mint gum in your mouth.
Remember, raki repulses, mint attracts.
- What's that Arif? - Mint gum. I'll give you one too.
- What do I do with it? - You put it in your mouth like this.
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- Do you want to set up a swing? - Let's do it.
Come on. Mint attracts.
The missile is launched.
Hell no. No way.
What do I see? A lion. 11 meters long
Staring at me, with teeth this big!
Stone Age, bro. The lion can be 15 or even 20 meters
You can name the lion by looking at where he lives.
Write that down, It's a good one.
- Arif, you lost your joy. - No, I am fine.
Here eat some pumpkin, as desert.
We have soft melon. Don't hold them like that I beg you.
Mr. Arif the food was very delicious.
Sister move out of the way. Don't risk yourself.
- Arif what's up? - Good.
Arif you should swing Mimi and I will picture this moment.
No. Let's not do things like that.
- Arif are you OK? - I am fine. I'll go to bed. Good night.
Arif calm down.
You represent a modern human being here Calm down.
Chita.
Arif.
Call my mother you own, Call my father your own
come to us as a bride. Where have you been my elegant bride.
Give me that. Why do you play music and stir everyone up?
- Arif. - Yep
Quick. Go away.
- Arif. - I am coming.
- What happened last night? - It was a moment of weakness...
- Let's not make it a big deal out of it. - A shooting star and then Mimi kissed me
Nice. Those things will happen.
We have many stuff to do. Move on.
I am not talking about a nuclear one, but hydraulic, thermic or wind power...
...then we can get to the Time Machine's level eventually.
So the plan is very simple and clean.
Let's not make the mistakes that the future generations have made.
I mean, let's protect the nature... ... keep it green.
And please fix this pooping-all- over-the-place problem
Arif I will show you something.
- What's up bro? - Come.
Shame on you. Take this and continue.
- That pooper will come up here. Who was that? - I
- See if you'll like it. - Bro, you make me blush.
Time machine. Now watch me.
- And? - Wait.
- See I came here from a second ago. - Yes.
If you extend the waiting time, you can even go further in time.
- I see. - How is it?
Bro, that's well-intentioned work, but not good enough.
- Really? - Yeah.
Well then can it be a closet or something like that?
- That's possible. - Long Live.
- Arogans are coming. - They are coming.
Nobody panic. Do your work. Close this barrier.
Leave it, let the kids play.
The barrier needs to be extended from the sides a little bit.
OK.
What did I tell you last time?
Yo tubby, does that thing on your head keep growing all the time?
I don't really know, I wear, whatever they give me.
Cut it.
What's that in the middle of the village?
- Fountain. It hurt, didn't it? - I am not asking you. I ask Dimi.
Dimi left. If you'd like, I can take a message.
Write down Meto; I am curious about the fountain
Bidi.
- Crow, if you will hit someone, hit me. - Who are you, I don't know you.
- Hit me then. - Wait my dear.
Dimi no hit me.
Gentlemen wait a min, we are trying to talk here.
- Arif. - Here take this.
Don't move, I will suck the poison out.
- Are you ok? - Good. Very good.
Stoneployeess, step forward.
Get lost, we are not lending staff anymore.
- I'll destroy this village. - You gonna build a highway or what?
Cut it Crow. Things have changed here.
I will come again.
But next time I will come more crowded.
When you come, bring a dictionary, We will be fluent in French by then
Move it, Move Jerk.
Arif, what happened?
He got his lesson and learned it by heart.
Anyway, let's not lose our motivation. Keep working.
Long Live
I don't live with your prayers, and won't die of your curse either.
They put flowers everywhere. They are laughing and playing.
- And in the middle of the village... - Is a fountain.
- Lie! - He drew a picture on the wall.
- What should we do? - Finish them.
Everyone is so happy in the village and all children are smiling.
If children are smiling in a society, it means, things are working well.
- Get the news from the kids. - Do you have any children?
No I don't... not born yet. Mine is a letter to an unborn kid.
- You do everything for him, right? - For all the children of the world.
If I can fix things in this time period, my child will live in a better world.
- We didn't build the fountain for no reason. - True.
Maybe you and Stony will have children someday too.
I don't know. Bringing a child to a world like this.
Come on. Don't start talking like this from this Age already.
You should make kids so that they will influence our looks later.
If my ancestors were like you, I would have been Jude Law now.
- Do you think I am beautiful? - I mean you have your charm.
You are the only one, who wears high heels in the tribe, you tricky.
But ask that question to Stony, I am neutral towards you.
- Neut? - Neutral.
It's like saying "fable". Hard to say it, hard to do it as well.
Get lost, before a new love is born. Your look is not a normal one.
Yaa. Arif.
Arif we preapared a play for you with the kids.
- Is it a stage play or an opera? - It's beautiful
I just need your music box.
Music box? Oh my phone.
Our play is called "War and peace".
Son, that's a classic. Won't it be too heavy for the kids?
Didn't we say everything is forbidden?
- Get out of our village. - I came from a different Age.
- Lie, you are lying. - That's what you get, leave us alone.
He really acts just like me.
- Mimi, I baked you a bread. - Hello Mimi I love you very much.
See that's for you.
Come on monkey friend, let's get some fresh air with you.
Call my mother your mom.
Hey, hey! Not that part. Cut... cut!
Cut it. Not that part.
Come on everyone. To the village before it gets dark.
Let's not stay in the jungle. Come on kids.
- Take the monkey part out. - What's wrong?
Take the monkey part out Please.
Come on.
Bro, Stony. Please take out the monkey part.
- The rest was very funny. - You didn't even watch it till the end.
Bro...
Stony... Rock
Stony... Rock
Does the play reflect me? It does not reflect me bro.
It should be about me arriving and improving the village.
It has nothing to do with monkeys.
Father.
Stony.
No... No, oh my god.
How did they do this to you?
They didn't do anything to us. But they burned down the village.
Look at that, They broke the fountain too.
Enemies of civilization. What did you want from the fountain?
Cuhara.
How could they kill you without pity.
I was burying myself in order to hide But I got caught.
- Why didn't you resist? - They were armed.
This coup caused us to fall ten years back.
- Why don't we destroy the Arogans? - Destroy them with what, your whistle?
- Let's make arms. Let's fight back. - Fight! Fight.
No. A war would make us fall 4 years back.
Let's make spears, sticks. Arrows or something.
- Let's dive in them with gyro knives. - Gyro knife?
Gyro knife.
- How Is that possible? - Can you add some more chickpeas?
There he is.
Arif.
- Got it. We will fight back. - We will fight back.
Uncle Arif, didn't you say that a war was terrible.
You are right, my dear. War is bad.
We will have war, but on a different field.
Come with me.
I get rid of daily stress in this rockuzzi.
What happened? You didn't like the new village?
You want another lesson?
Look Rock, you are in good shape here. But you are oppressing the people.
If I had not sworn, I would make you look like an ape
- Let's handle this with kindness. - Send 4 people to the tower tomorrow.
Shut up, get out.
Let's do this. Let's play a game with you.
If we win, you will let the inventions free.
No more slavery to Arogs. If you win...
...I'll finish the tower all by myself, until the moon. Are you in?
Bravo Arif.
You are lying. What game is that?
- We will play ball. - Ball? Can't do the ball Arif.
If he sees a ball, he'll take it to the police, like it were a bomb.
- What kind of a ball game? - Football. Team of six.
Arif... Bro...
I explain you the rules; It is played by feet, there are goal posts.
At 5th score half-time, at 10 it ends. Are you in?
Bro, why did you get into the ball bussiness?
The ball, huh? Like this?
- Yes ball. You have guts to play? - Yes we do.
Ball has been played here for years.
To the honor of my father Sandy.
It is an old tradition.
And we are a bit good at it.
Did my stupid son give you that advice?
- You guys play ball? - Bro, did you ask me?
Devil, Platin, Ziko Vele, Zobizaretta.
...bring Carlos in.
He hasn't seen a ball for 6 months, he's gone crazy.
Is this a joke?
Be at the field when the fullmoon is up.
I will take your panties off your ass.
It will be played as fairplay, ok?
- Why are you looking at me bro? - Where am I supposed to look at?
- Is there anyone among us, who can play? - There is only one person,
...and he'd never play. I know a little bit too.
I know a little bit too.
My voice is not that thin.
If I tell you to draw a picture of it, you would though.
Can you picture a football, Picasso? Yes bro I can...
What ball? It is an Arogan game. What do we know about it?
At first, I offered ping-pong but this shabby said, let's play ball.
Has noone touched the ball before? Just a team of six, man.
If we win, we will be free I said.
Only Cuhara knows the Arogan ball in here.
Cuhara, we will play ball with Arogans would you come?
I quit that stuff. Pass me.
Yet you gather around the square like a parade.
Are we making a musical here? They abuse us... They oppress us.
- Show some effort. - Their voices are not that thin.
Wait a sec. Why doesn't he play?
He was Arogan's goal keeper. A panther. As he had eight goals, he became sulk.
8 goals? I am not surprised that he invented the raki.
Let me play.
No Mimi, you can't play. Those guys are too tough.
So won't we do anything?
Not to discriminate, but you can sew up uniforms.
OK.
Let me be the goal keeper then, Because I can't run too much.
Nice. I and Stony will play forward.
Aren't there three more brave young men to play, huh?
Uncle Teoman stay out of this. You!
You Meto, and you.
- Are we set? - Yes.
Stony, come with me. We'll go for a walk.
Players come here.
- Will you be able to play son? - Yes we'll play.
Long live.
The field is favorable but we fell into the death match!
Look at Carlos, Three guys are holding him.
- What's that? - Will you look?
Zoom in.
We will practice then. What else can we do?
This a ball. Like every modern society, we have take balls seriously...
...and we will. This is our future. Our opponent is very strong.
...but we have our special tactics. Here is a prototype I prepared for you.
It is a terrific weapon that wraps the foot 100%...
...and increases ball control by 47%.
Later on write your shoe size down, We will all wear these during the match.
Now, let's see your skills.
Let's see you shoot, tiger...
Let's go for a lap around this rock so that they can breathe openly.
Run. Come on. Faster.
- Arif is this OK? - The uniforms. Beautiful.
- But the pompon is too much, Take that out. - OK.
It will be more masculine. Come on guys.
- Arif. - Be dynamic!
- It's been 3 laps. - Running.
Like this...
Pick up a stone from the ground Dynamic. Bend your knees.
Don't stand like a poll
Dimi, go to the goal post. Go to the corner.
Play your game instead of showing off like an artist.
Goal post is very important, guys.
I expect a lot from the defense because our goal keeper is weak.
Weak. Like this.
But it can't go on like this.
Meto, send me the ball everytime you get it
Let me see, how you pass him. That's it. Nice
You'll cover this psycho in the middle. That guy is crazy
...if only that guy was in my team.
My father wouldn't give him away, he has two more years.
Shoot. It's yours.
Tapu, I like your center pass
- He put it in? - Goal!
Here you go. This is yours.
Here you go, Meto.
- Dimi, size 42. - Long Live.
- Stony. - Will we win Arif?
They might be better than us, but they ignore something: The Audience
One, two, three! Firm like a rock, solid like a rock...
...erect and rigid, We're about to smash Arogan now
He's coming... coming, The Rock's husband is coming.
Whoever doesn't cheer, you'd better leave.
- Arif! - This is not a movie theatre...
The team... Come here!
14 minute passed in the parallel universe.
Win or Die, we will win We got this game.
Win this game.
- Well then... - Arog, Arog, Arog, hey!
You are either mine or dead, Ceku.
We will win this game Ceku There is no other way.
May it be a good match.
Come on, guys.
Come on, Stony.
Look! They are trying to give us the finger to demoralize us
That's the score board. Zero zero.
Coyote, you think, you can just do that?
- Wet or dry? - Dry.
- Dry. Ball or goal? - Goal.
Enigma.
These tricks won't work on us.
The goal just shrunk.
Don't get upset. Come on. Start.
Don't you have a whistle? Is that a soother in your mouth?
- Where is your whistle? - Play!
Darn the ball you'll play...
You are a rascal, A rascal!
- You really are a rascal. - Come here.
Step on it, step on his foot.
Inside...
Don't let yourself down. Don't get spoiled. Come on.
This is all because of me, I know. Take someone else, if you want to.
It has nothing to do with it. They are not human. Look at them
Actually, I have incredible powers but because I took an oath...
Ask if there is any bread in the tribune.
If you break a bread above my head,
I can use the special powers that Garavel gave me.
Break this apart above my head.
We called you a crowd. Where are our fans?
Firm like a rock, solid like a rock erect and rigid...
...we'll smash Arogan right now.
Yo 300 Spartan, check if you still have the ball under your foot.
I am here.
Play the game!
Goal, dude!
Firm like a rock, solid like a rock, erect and rigid...
...we'll smash Arogan right now
Goal!
- That's a goal too. - How's that a goal, man?
It's just a replay.
Ok then. Count this one as well.
Look at the pass.
Guys if we score, we win. Come on.
My pass was so good.
What you laughing at?
- Penalty. - How's that a penalty?
Reversed one.
He rescued it.
- Your hands... - I can go on.
His hands are gone.
- Daddy. - What happened? He's out?
- Shut up. - What will happen with the goal post?
- Come bro, come. - I want to continue.
Daddy, your hands.
- I saved it daughter. - Mimi, take care of your father.
- Come on. - He won't feel it yet...
Who will be the goal keeper?
- Kova. - My name is Cuhara.
Long Live.
Come on.
- Lie! That's not you, but someone else. - So what? It's a stuntman.
Why would he throw himself on the ground like that?
- Shall we score, Stony? - Let's do it Arif.
I am scoring this goal in the name of all oppressed civilizations.
It will be a goal.
Arog. Arog!
- Arif. - You played a good game. It's yours.
- Arif. - You played a good game. It's yours.
Thanks, but I don't have any bussiness with time anymore.
We won the match Arif. We are free now.
I am happy for my Arog brothers and sisters.
But for me; it is the end of the road Stony.
What are you talking about?
I didn't come here with my own will. I was sent.
My purpose was to find the time machine as soon as possible...
...and get back to my wife and my child. But didn't happen.
But everything is free now Arif. We can improve.
We can not. We know how to use fork and knife.
That's something too, but not enough.
Plus, half an hour passed in the parallel universe right now.
I am sure, Logar has already taken my wife to Gora.
- What are you gonna do then? - I don't know.
I'd rather dissappear in desserts rather than mess up with the history
It's all good. I got to know you guys, whom I'd only seen in encylopedias.
No one had a name in those books, although you do have names.
- Mimi, Stony, Cuhara, Crow, Dimi. - Yes, Arif.
They portray you so blury and hazy in the books.
They portray you like monkeys. Whereas it is not true.
Maybe we don't come from the monkeys but we move certainly in that direction.
Don't forget me. Your friend Arif.
I am not saying that you should build my statue, but...
...at least you can draw my picture on a cave's wall.
...I am at least as worthy as an ox, ain't I Stony?
For the love of god, move away. Stony, I congratulate you.
I didn't know that you play ball so well my son.
Mr. Arif, we learned so much from you. Stay with us.
I learned a lot from you too. But, I have to go.
Stony, come here.
Here, your wedding present. This is yours.
Fake Rolex but same as the original. Mimi, this is my wedding ring.
My wife's name is written inside.
Improve yourself and improve others, ok?
All right bye bye. Or to say it in your language:
Behind you! Oh my god.
- Ceku! - Arif.
Ceku, I can't believe this. Here came my honey.
My wife came. Ceku, how did you find me?
Whole world is alert. Everyone is talking about you.
Talking about me? How?
After you left with Logar to check the ship, I went online.
A mystery from Afyon, Turkey. 1 million years old, but still intact...
The cave wall writings from...
...500.000 to 1 million years ago...
...shook science world up deeply.
The name Arif, written on a cave's wall is evidenltly visible.
Also a ring with the inscription Ceku is among the findings. World is shocked.
- Daddy. - Tomorrow we'll leave for Gora.
That's when I understood that Logar set you up.
I was prepared when the doorbell rang.
Idiot. He dropped one of his lenses and als combed his hair wrong
I had told him that he can't make his hair like mine.
- Arif! - Thank you.
My lady and I are leaving. We don't want to cool the machine down.
We'll make a wedding gift for you when we get back.
Yes we will.
- Arif. - I am Logar. Commander Logar.
I am coming from the skies.
From the skies?
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