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This sucks!
This is my summer vacation?!
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Looking out at the street?!
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Hey, don't sell
the street short,
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Lotta cool stuff happens
out there.
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Yesterday I saw a guy pushing
a broken salon chair.
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All my friends are off
doing cool stuff.
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Toshi's at sat camp,
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Barry's teaching tracing
at his old daycare,
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And snot's working at
his uncle's meatpacking plant.
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Those are cool things.
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Summer vacation
is the worst.
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You shut
your queso hole, amigo.
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Summer vacation is the sole
reason I became a principal.
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Well, that and the easy access
to low-grade drugs.
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It's summer!
We can do anything we want!
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Ride bikes to rb burger,
take a piss off the ol' bridge.
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Hell, we could explore
those unfinished homes
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On the edge of town.
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Ah, that stuff is all so lame!
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What is it
you want to do, steve?
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Actually, I did have
this great idea
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The guys never wanted to do.
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Design an app where
kids can hang with other kids.
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No parents. No adults.
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A place where kids
are free to connect
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And blossom on their own.
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Hell yeah, I consider
myself a kid at heart.
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Well, no one treats me
like an adult, at least.
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And you know I want
what's best for kids.
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All I do is in their honor.
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Klaus: Ahhh! It's the guy
with the salon chair!
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He's going the other way!
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Maybe he was going
the wrong way before.
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[ chuckles ]
something tells me
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That cat's always
going the wrong way.
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[ patriotic music plays ]
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ the sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ and he's shinin' a salute
to the american race ♪
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♪ oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ good -- ♪
♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ good morning, u.S.A. ♪
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On my app,
without adult influence,
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Kids can just connect
and have fun!
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Kids do hate adults
up in their biz!
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Klaus: Yeah, but how you going
to keep the adults off the app?
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Steve: Kids can hear
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Two to three registers
higher than adults.
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So, by using an audio login,
we could keep adults out.
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Ahhh. Smart!
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Well, the most
important thing
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For any app
is influencers.
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Influencers bring traffic
to the site.
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Kayaker:
Hey, I'm kayaking down here!
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I follow
all the big influencers
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And if I could get my hands
on a few green ones
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They could become the real deal
and get you tons of users.
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Got a name for the app?
Gotta have a cool name.
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I was thinking kidzzone.
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Ugh.
Ugh. Horrible.
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Kids don't like stuff
that sounds like it's for kids.
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All the cool vapes
I take from kids
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Have sexy, vague names like...
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Blue violet.
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Whoaaaaa...
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[ banging on window ]
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My gut is going crazy.
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[ stomach gurgles ]
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There must be an amazing idea
in here.
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Oh, hideki's gut is
famously business savvy.
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Hey, my son's
funny-looking friend,
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Do you see anyone in here
who might have an idea?
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Me! I do!
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A social media app for kids
only, no adults allowed!
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And it's called blue violet.
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Hahaha. That's so stupid.
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What a stupid name.
And run by a kid?
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[ laughs ]
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That is too funny.
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I'm finding this all very funny.
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[ gasps ]
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Maybe this
is the good idea.
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Chicken, froyo,
some kinda tan stuff.
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This has so much flavor!
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[ retches ]
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Almost too much flavor
for my stomach to contain!
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Hideki's right.
We can't start a tech company.
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No, no, no, no, steve.
Now we must start the company.
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To spite
hideki's sorry ass.
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What?!
The fish is right.
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When you're faced
with adversity,
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You've gotta remember
one thing -- [bleep] the
haters.
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Yeah,
huck them faders, bro.
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Come on, brian,
let's educate this kid.
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♪ huck them, huck them,
huck them faders, bro ♪
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♪ huck them, huck them,
huck them faders, bro ♪
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♪ when people give you shit,
you tell 'em where to go ♪
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♪ h-e-double-l
and you can add an "o" ♪
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♪ if you standing in my way
you can get bent ♪
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♪ I should kill you, fool,
but I gave it up for lent ♪
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♪ let 'em get you heated,
make your blood boil ♪
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♪ let that rev your engine
like a ninety-octane oil ♪
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♪ time for you to nut up,
time for you to buck up ♪
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♪ tell hideki and his kind
to kindly shut the [bleep] up ♪
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♪ listen to us,
we know what we're saying ♪
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♪ we're the baddest boys around
and I ain't even playing ♪
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♪ I got a sick orange truck
and a fly alcove ♪
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♪ and all around my town, they
look at me as if my name's hov ♪
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♪ you think I briefly dated
danuta by listening to haters ♪
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♪ no, I told them where to go
and suck my now and laters ♪
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♪ it's ya boy brian lewis,
and I'm here to boast ♪
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♪ top-four principal,
on the whole east coast ♪
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♪ well known from newport news
to michigan ♪
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♪ I take little punks
and mold them into citizens ♪
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♪ but if you come at me wrong,
be it night or day ♪
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♪ I'll burn it all down
and yell ♪
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♪ come out and playyyy ♪
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♪ it's not just from us
whom you should take a page ♪
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♪ steve jobs started apple
'cause he knew how to rage ♪
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♪ if marie curie wasn't pissed
there'd be no radium at all ♪
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♪ and miley would have
never written "wrecking ball" ♪
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♪ steve, you're such a badass
bitch, so let 'em know ♪
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♪ direct 'em to your nuts
and tell them where to blow ♪
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♪ come on! ♪
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Ah! Ouch! That guy
didn't know what hit him --
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What happened?!
Where's the ridiculousness?
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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It's turning channels,
but nothing's on!
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It's the cable.
I'm on with the cable company.
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He says their
whole business model is broken.
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Gotta buy a streaming box
or something.
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No! No, no. Cable worked.
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This is not a streaming house.
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But then no "ridiculousness."
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How are we going to have fun?
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Jeffy, people have been
having fun for eons,
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Sharing stories and songs.
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I got this old banjo.
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Nope, I'm out.
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I'm gonna go light a cigarette
off the stove
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And smoke
the whole thing inside.
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Thanks again for pushing me
to start this.
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Oh, look at the server!
See that blinking light?
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That means we have a user!
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Probably from me, man.
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Been bustin'
my fin all over town
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Trying to market the app
to kids.
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Hanging around schools,
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That bagel shop
the chimdale high girls go to.
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Carefully inserting myself
in their conversations.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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Don't worry,
I'm a marketing guru, bro.
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There he is! That fish tried
to get my kid to some website
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With no adult supervision!
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My son says he kept repeating
"no adult supervision."
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Gotta stay on message.
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I emailed
every parent I know,
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And posted on as many
facebook pages as possible
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To tell their kids to stay
away from your terrible site.
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Thanks a lot, klaus!
We're ruined!
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Whoa, look! The server!
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Haha. If there's one thing
kids love doing,
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It's what their parents
tell them not to do.
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Psh, don't ever doubt me,
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I'm the voice of the youth, son.
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I have the mind of a child.
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Hey, stevie jobs.
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I just got a notice
from langley electric
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That we're using eight hundred
dollars of juice a day!
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Hm, I think roger got
a new dyson vacuum.
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Maybe that's it.
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Either cover the costs
or shut it down.
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Steve, maybe it's time to
take on a few local advertisers.
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No! We're never
gonna do ads!
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Maybe that's why
I am here.
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My gut led me here
late last night.
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I spent the last five days
at langley general.
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While there I realized your app
probably was the idea
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My tummy liked, and
not the plate of garbage I ate.
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It takes a big man
to realize that.
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Please, let me invest
in your childish company.
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I'll give you all the money
you need,
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You keep doing what you're doing
and we split it all fifty-fifty.
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I'll do it...But you only get
twenty-five percent.
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Twenty-five percent?
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Yeah, because we're
splitting it four ways.
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Gut?
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[ stomach grumbles ]
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Deal.
All: Yes!!
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♪ level up, level up, level up ♪
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♪ blue violet... ♪
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♪ I've been working
my whole life for this ♪
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♪ I'm on the straight and narrow
so I would never miss, no, no ♪
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♪ I got big brain energy
and know how to use it ♪
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♪ now I got the chance
and I'm not gonna lose it ♪
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♪ we're blowin' up out of here ♪
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♪ levelin' up
past the stratosphere ♪
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♪ it's not the time to fade,
it's the time to shine ♪
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♪ 'cause the chance is now,
oh, the moment is mine ♪
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♪ now we got kids logging on
across the globe, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ all the way from taipei
to rome and mexico ♪
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♪ 'cause the kids are the
future, adults are the past ♪
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♪ so climb on your modem
and kiss my digital ass ♪
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♪ s-train, k-dog, lewlew,
you know that's tight ♪
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♪ the three of us
keep the ship upright ♪
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♪ I'm the one in charge,
my man klaus ♪
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♪ best marketer in the game ♪
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♪ lewis, he came up
with the name ♪
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So you came up
with the name?
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That's right, jimmy...
Blue violet...
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Haha, that's so funny.
I laugh so hard at everything.
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♪ yo, it's your boy klaus,
I run the influencer house ♪
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♪ I keep traffic flowin'
to the site ♪
216
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♪ with dancers and singers
that delight ♪
217
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♪ got a guy
that prays to the lord ♪
218
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♪ and a girl that can chop
through a board ♪
219
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♪ this girl knows how
to make leftovers last ♪
220
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♪ and this guy makes
sandwiches super fast ♪
221
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♪ I keep this house purring
like a porsche cayenne ♪
222
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♪ a tech temple fit
for a digital mayan ♪
223
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♪ and like a ten-year-old
that looks presidential ♪
224
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♪ we're not even close
to reaching our potential ♪
225
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♪ it's not the time to fade,
it's the time to shine ♪
226
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♪ 'cause the chance is now,
oh, the moment is mine ♪
227
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♪ level up,
level up, level up ♪
228
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♪ blue violet... ♪
229
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[ appalachian
banjo song playing ]
230
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This is great fun.
231
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I don't miss tv at all.
232
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But...Would anyone mind if
we classed it up just a touch?
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I'm already there.
234
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Classy!
Classy!
235
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This summer vacation
has turned out amazing!
236
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For us, and all the kids talking
to each other on our app!
237
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I heard a kid from sweden
and another from rhode island
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Are working on solving
climate change!
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Using bootleg
simpsons porn!
240
00:10:39,612 --> 00:10:44,615
Man, great ideas always seem
so obvious after the fact.
241
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,751
Ah, good,
you all are together.
242
00:10:46,885 --> 00:10:49,086
Magic merv's gummy vegan treats
243
00:10:49,088 --> 00:10:51,422
Made us
a multi-million-dollar offer
244
00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:53,958
For naming rights
to our video player.
245
00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:55,826
It's not an ad! Technically.
246
00:10:55,828 --> 00:10:57,161
All: No!
247
00:10:57,296 --> 00:10:59,496
So sorry,
I don't know what got into me.
248
00:10:59,498 --> 00:11:02,900
I ate some more garbage
the other day, maybe that's it.
249
00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:04,268
[ elevator bell dings ]
250
00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:10,741
So, uh...
Simpsons porn, you say...
251
00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:14,645
Sorry to keep you waiting,
252
00:11:14,781 --> 00:11:17,114
We're planning the world's
first digital sleepover.
253
00:11:17,249 --> 00:11:18,715
No rules, no bedtimes.
254
00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:20,985
Drink mountain dew, wet the bed,
doesn't matter.
255
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,053
Steve smith.
Tina mctines,
256
00:11:23,055 --> 00:11:25,055
Teen journalist
for the new york teen times.
257
00:11:25,191 --> 00:11:26,457
I'll get right into it.
258
00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:28,192
I love the heart
behind blue violet.
259
00:11:28,327 --> 00:11:29,926
Which is why
I was so bummed
260
00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:31,462
To see you start
to allow advertising --
261
00:11:31,597 --> 00:11:34,598
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll never have advertising.
262
00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:37,401
Uh, yes, you do.
263
00:11:37,536 --> 00:11:39,736
Ah! Ah!
264
00:11:39,872 --> 00:11:41,138
Ahhh!
265
00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:44,074
Sexy sodas?!
Big fun guns?!
266
00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:45,609
We said no ads!
267
00:11:45,744 --> 00:11:46,943
And I noted that.
268
00:11:46,945 --> 00:11:48,479
But even with
your three "no" votes,
269
00:11:48,614 --> 00:11:52,149
The board still voted in favor
of allowing advertising.
270
00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:54,885
Board?!
You agreed
to the board of fat cats
271
00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:56,687
The first day
you signed into your computer.
272
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,023
It was in that little
terms and agreement popup.
273
00:11:59,158 --> 00:12:01,892
Or didn't you read it?
You clicked that you read it.
274
00:12:01,894 --> 00:12:03,828
What?! Nobody reads those.
275
00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:06,831
Hahahaha.
I know!
276
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:09,700
I tricked you!
I thought it would be easy
277
00:12:09,836 --> 00:12:11,968
Because you are a kid
and it was!
278
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,037
[ stomach rumbles ]
279
00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:14,771
Hey! I have another idea.
280
00:12:14,773 --> 00:12:16,907
Let's vote steve and his friends
out of the company!
281
00:12:17,043 --> 00:12:18,775
All in favor?!
282
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:23,247
Oh, and we also get to name
your first born child!
283
00:12:23,382 --> 00:12:25,982
That was in the terms,
as well!
284
00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:29,386
We're thinking
dorkface stinkerbutt!
285
00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:30,988
Unless it's a boy!
286
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:33,457
Then we're gonna
call him gary!
287
00:12:33,592 --> 00:12:36,427
[ laughs ]
288
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,934
Klaus, hideki stole
the company!
289
00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:45,001
What's going on here?
290
00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:46,336
I don't know, man.
291
00:12:46,471 --> 00:12:48,338
I think drugs may have
gotten into the house.
292
00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:50,873
I'm up! I'm up! Ca-ka!
293
00:12:51,009 --> 00:12:51,942
Influencer: Ca-ka!
294
00:12:52,076 --> 00:12:53,543
Up? It's 4:00 p.M.
295
00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:55,745
Certified mail
from blue violet.
296
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,348
But we're blue violet.
297
00:12:58,483 --> 00:13:00,083
[ gasps ]
eviction?!
298
00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:01,884
That's what I've
been telling you!
299
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:05,088
Hideki installed a board
of directors and kicked us out!
300
00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:06,889
Hey, man,
you got to change your tone,
301
00:13:06,891 --> 00:13:10,893
Lewis and I
are on a loooooot of molly.
302
00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:13,764
[ classical harpsichord
music playing ]
303
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,432
Hayley.
304
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,499
Jeffrey.
305
00:13:16,635 --> 00:13:19,002
Roger.
Stan.
306
00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:24,240
This is exactly the dumb shit
I knew was going to happen.
307
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,643
Man, it might be
the total lack of serotonin
308
00:13:26,778 --> 00:13:29,980
In my brain right now
but I am devastated.
309
00:13:30,115 --> 00:13:32,983
Hideki stole
everything from us.
310
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:35,185
And the app is doing
the exact opposite
311
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,252
Of what it was supposed to.
312
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:37,788
It's actually hurting kids.
313
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,190
I heard child obesity
is up two hundred percent
314
00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:43,193
Since they let
all those ads on.
315
00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:46,163
I got all this stuff
on your app!
316
00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:49,633
Thanks, steve!
317
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:53,803
We should've never
even started the app.
318
00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,071
Then let's destroy it.
319
00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:57,073
Yeah, let's huck fideki up!
320
00:13:57,209 --> 00:14:00,076
Wait a second,
I did install a kill switch
321
00:14:00,212 --> 00:14:01,544
In the original programming
322
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,214
Back when we started
and I didn't trust you guys.
323
00:14:04,349 --> 00:14:05,615
Great thinking!
So smart!
324
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,684
We just have to
get to the servers.
325
00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,352
Good luck with that,
326
00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:10,620
I'm buddies
with the security guards there,
327
00:14:10,755 --> 00:14:12,555
And they're always
bragging about
328
00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,558
How it's impossible
to break into that place.
329
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,694
And they say it
with such bad breath!
330
00:14:17,829 --> 00:14:20,630
Which I jokingly call
the first level of security.
331
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:22,565
Come on,
the three of us created
332
00:14:22,701 --> 00:14:25,368
The greatest app for children
in the history of the world!
333
00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,836
Surely we can think
of something.
334
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,505
Maybe that's it --
the app!
335
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,640
We can use it
the way it was intended.
336
00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:33,176
Use the app
to defeat the app.
337
00:14:33,311 --> 00:14:34,644
What? What are we doing?
338
00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:37,447
We can outsource help
from kids on the app.
339
00:14:37,582 --> 00:14:39,315
Adults still can't log in.
340
00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:40,917
Hideki'll never see it coming.
341
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:42,318
Never see what exactly?
342
00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,254
Write down
all the security features
343
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,455
Your buddies told you about.
344
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:47,524
And I'll start getting us help.
345
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:50,794
Guys, for real.
What are we doing?
346
00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,264
Lewis: Blue violet?
347
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:57,800
Ha.
I got a new name for you...
348
00:14:57,802 --> 00:15:00,336
Blue violence.
349
00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:03,740
♪ to my generation,
this is a call ♪
350
00:15:05,544 --> 00:15:07,877
♪ the old ways not working,
it's time for a change ♪
351
00:15:08,012 --> 00:15:09,812
♪ don't know what I'm saying,
get the [bleep] out my lane ♪
352
00:15:09,814 --> 00:15:11,681
♪ we'll take it from here,
we mean you no pain ♪
353
00:15:11,816 --> 00:15:13,750
♪ your money and your clout,
they just ruinin' the game ♪
354
00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,618
♪ but I'm not here
just to complain ♪
355
00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:17,554
♪ you won't see it comin',
you won't see a thang ♪
356
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:19,622
♪ rip your arms off
like an orangutan ♪
357
00:15:19,624 --> 00:15:21,558
♪ time you wake up,
we'll be sipping champagne ♪
358
00:15:21,693 --> 00:15:24,827
♪ won't know which way is up,
eatin' your meals from a cup ♪
359
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:28,898
♪ tell the stars and the birdies
that I say wazzup ♪
360
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:32,168
♪ this marriage no longer
has a prenup ♪
361
00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:36,238
♪ I'm like your scorned husband,
pullin' up in the u-haul truck ♪
362
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,374
♪ you think it's funny
but, honey, ain't nothin'
funny 'bout money ♪
363
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,577
♪ 'cuz now you're messin'
with my cash, what,
you think I'm a dummy ♪
364
00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:42,579
♪ I'm hungry
and I'm gonna eat ya ♪
365
00:15:42,714 --> 00:15:44,781
♪ you play with my cheese,
better be on a pizza ♪
366
00:15:44,916 --> 00:15:46,849
♪ now you're prayin' to god
on your knees ♪
367
00:15:46,851 --> 00:15:50,386
♪ well, get ready
'cuz he wants to meet ya ♪
368
00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:54,257
♪ you just [bleep]
with the wrong kid ♪
369
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:57,860
♪ regrets, you're about
to have a few ♪
370
00:15:57,862 --> 00:16:01,464
♪ gonna wish
that you'd run away and hid ♪
371
00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:04,334
♪ remember that when
our nuts drop into view ♪
372
00:16:04,469 --> 00:16:07,870
♪ hideki you're a piece of
trash, I'm coming for you ♪
373
00:16:07,872 --> 00:16:09,739
♪ gonna shove my fist
up your little [bleep] ♪
374
00:16:09,874 --> 00:16:12,275
♪ and there's nothing
that you can do ♪
375
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,544
And I'm going to rip that dumb
little gut out your stomach!
376
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,813
And I'm gonna eat that [bleep]
in front of your kids!
377
00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:20,350
Toshi and akiko! That's right,
I'm sayin' their names.
378
00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:21,818
Do something motha-[bleep]
379
00:16:21,953 --> 00:16:24,487
Do something motha-[bleep]
[bleep] all your [bleep]
380
00:16:24,489 --> 00:16:26,288
I'll [bleep] on your ass!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
381
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,891
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
382
00:16:33,231 --> 00:16:34,164
[ timer beeping ]
383
00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:35,966
Alright. Go time.
384
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:43,639
♪♪
385
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:50,913
♪♪
386
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:57,988
♪♪
387
00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:00,923
Okay, captain tommy, let us know
when the coast is clear.
388
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:05,528
Argh, security's headed away
on the starboard side.
389
00:17:08,466 --> 00:17:12,068
Just a few more steps
and the coast be clear.
390
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:14,671
Aye, the coast be clear.
391
00:17:14,806 --> 00:17:21,343
♪♪
392
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:28,017
♪♪
393
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,152
[ cameras beeping ]
394
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:37,827
♪♪
395
00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:39,796
Right on time.
396
00:17:40,364 --> 00:17:41,297
[ elevator beeps ]
397
00:17:41,433 --> 00:17:48,371
♪♪
398
00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:55,445
♪♪
399
00:17:55,580 --> 00:18:02,518
♪♪
400
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,454
Touchdown.
401
00:18:04,589 --> 00:18:07,790
♪♪
402
00:18:07,926 --> 00:18:08,991
There it is...
403
00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,061
[ server beeping ]
404
00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:14,997
♪♪
405
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,333
Not so fast.
406
00:18:17,469 --> 00:18:19,068
How did you know
we were coming?
407
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:22,138
I didn't. My tummy led me here
three days ago.
408
00:18:22,274 --> 00:18:23,673
I did not know why,
409
00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:25,275
I was hoping maybe it was
to befriend a mouse,
410
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:26,876
Which has always been
a dream of mine.
411
00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:30,212
You need to stop the app.
It's horrible for children.
412
00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:32,482
Unfortunately,
I do not care.
413
00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:34,951
Screw you, you can't stop us!
414
00:18:35,086 --> 00:18:37,754
He's not going to shoot us.
I'm friends with his son.
415
00:18:37,889 --> 00:18:41,090
They're tazers.
I'll taze the crap out of you.
416
00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:43,493
Show him.
417
00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:45,427
Why'd you taze me, mitch?
418
00:18:45,429 --> 00:18:47,497
You skipped right over trevor.
419
00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,499
Steve, I think
maybe it's time
420
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,902
For you two to catch a flight
out of here.
421
00:18:53,037 --> 00:18:55,472
[ electricity zapping,
lewis grunting ]
422
00:18:58,109 --> 00:18:59,642
Change of plans,
we're going to need pickup
423
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:02,244
On the north side of sixteen.
Now!
424
00:19:02,246 --> 00:19:03,780
[ groaning ]
425
00:19:03,915 --> 00:19:05,515
[ both scream ]
426
00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:09,352
♪♪
427
00:19:14,192 --> 00:19:15,658
[ mouse squeaks ]
428
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:19,763
[ harp playing ]
429
00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:26,602
Here. Now we can stream
"ridiculousness."
430
00:19:26,604 --> 00:19:27,537
[ music plays, audience laughs ]
431
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,405
Dyrdek: Oh, splat!
432
00:19:29,407 --> 00:19:33,475
Man on tv
get hurt in balls.
433
00:19:33,477 --> 00:19:34,944
I don't know,
I like streaming.
434
00:19:35,079 --> 00:19:37,147
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I was an early adopter.
435
00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:39,415
[ laughter ]
dyrdek: Oh, no!
436
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:42,218
I think that guy
just broke his dick!
437
00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:46,022
So they'd already backed up
all the servers, huh?
438
00:19:46,157 --> 00:19:49,892
Yep. We woulda had to blow up
an amazon server farm in texas
439
00:19:49,894 --> 00:19:53,095
And a satellite to even cause
a dip in the site's traffic.
440
00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:56,032
Oh, yeah, nowadays
it's all up in the cloud.
441
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:59,035
I would have told you, but I was
super confused about the plan.
442
00:19:59,037 --> 00:20:00,770
I got a court date
in two weeks.
443
00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:02,372
Hopefully the school district
will let me
444
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:03,840
Keep an eye on the kids
from jail.
445
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:07,109
I mean, a lot of people
work remote these days.
446
00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:08,578
You guys are back!
447
00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:11,113
Meatpacking is not for me.
448
00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:14,850
They made me name all the cows
before they got slaughtered,
449
00:20:14,852 --> 00:20:16,919
I still don't know
why that's a job.
450
00:20:16,921 --> 00:20:20,122
Sorry about
your website, steve.
451
00:20:20,258 --> 00:20:21,724
I'm still using it.
452
00:20:24,929 --> 00:20:28,264
"dear steve, your company
has been very profitable for me.
453
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,202
To show my appreciation, I have
dropped all charges against you,
454
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:34,604
That man, and that fish.
455
00:20:34,739 --> 00:20:36,072
Also, I told toshi next summer
456
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:38,074
He does not
have to go to sat camp
457
00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:40,342
If he spends time
with you instead.
458
00:20:40,478 --> 00:20:41,878
He could learn a lot from you."
459
00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:44,680
Hell yeah!
What a bitchin' summer.
460
00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:47,750
You know, I learned a very
valuable lesson this summer.
461
00:20:47,885 --> 00:20:49,619
Maybe it could help
you guys, too.
462
00:20:49,754 --> 00:20:52,021
♪ huck them, huck them,
huck them faders, bro... ♪
463
00:20:52,156 --> 00:20:55,157
♪ when people give you shit,
you tell 'em where to go ♪
464
00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:58,294
♪ h-e-double-l
and you can add an "o" ♪
465
00:20:58,296 --> 00:21:00,196
Bye! Have a great time!
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