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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
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I do not fear you,
ugly thing!
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My heart is pure
as a fresh-water spring!
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Silver Knight Gothik
was standing,
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facing the terrible skeleton
dragon that stared at him
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with his big,
ugly, empty eyes.
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With my silver daggers,
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I shall lop off
your head.
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Just-- Agh.
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Justice will be done only
when you are dead!
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# Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta #
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Ha-ha!
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The terrible skeleton dragon
stumbled and staggered
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and collapsed with
an agonizing groan
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that sent shivers down
the spine.
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Ahh!
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A frail-looking youth
emerged from his hiding place
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to congratulate the noble
Silver Knight Gothik...
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Enough,
you little pest!
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Clean everything up.
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But, my Lord Gildas,
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I'm playing
Silver Knight Gothik!
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Your uncle,
the good Lord Arnold,
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awaits us for supper.
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Still no sign of them,
my good Lord?
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Nothing, Gildas,
nothing at all.
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I can no longer see,
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but I am absolutely
certain,
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my faithful
knights will never return.
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With all due
respect, my Lord,
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you have allowed
despair to overcome you.
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Do you want me
to dance a jig?!
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Come, come now,
my Lord.
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Where are those
days of yore
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when my castle did
shine in all its glory?
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Where are my men?
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My guards?
My fife players?
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Alas, they have all fled,
my good Lord.
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I may be blind,
Gildas,
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but I am
nobody's fool.
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It is quite clear
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that no one wishes to stay
in this fortress.
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Who would want to
live here
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in fear of
the World-Gobbler?
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Speaking of which,
it is nigh time
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to send your
niece to a safe haven,
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to the convent of the
Crookedtooth sisters.
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Ah, Gildas, if only
I'd had a nephew.
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I could have taught him
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the basic principles
of dragon hunting.
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Oh, yes, please, uncle!
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That would be
so darn neat!
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It's not that I would
rather have you be a boy,
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my little girl,
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but the fact is
you are not one.
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Hunting just isn't suitable
for little girls.
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It's Granion of Byzmooth,
my uncle!
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Granion!
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You're alive!
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And the World-Gobbler?
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Have you seen him?
Have you slain him?
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Oh!
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Cease your stupid
groaning!
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Articulate!
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Now, where are my other
faithful knights?
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With all due respect,
my Lord,
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our faithful Granion
is but a pile of ashes.
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The smoldering knights.
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Another sign, my Lord.
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Raise the drawbridge,
lower the portcullis!
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We've got to get
a bigger knight.
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You, go pack your bags!
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You're going to
the Crookedtooth!
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Lock all the doors
and bring me
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my battle axe
and my swords!
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Gildas!
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We've got to get
Silver Knight Gothik.
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Hagrrr!
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The tail,
Lian-Chu, the tail!
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Teach him a lesson,
you hear me?!
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Go on,
hit him on the tail!
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Go, go!
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Huh?
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On your feet!
Keep your guard up!
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Oh, no, no,
don't let it barf on you!
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Ahh!
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Oh!
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Ahh...
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Victory!
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Whoa!
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Okay, fun's over, guys.
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Hey!
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Let's see, here we go.
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Article three,
clause two states:
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Upon receipt of the slain
Mamularus,
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Fat John of Wickedshire
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will pay the measly sum of
24 guineas
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to the valorous
dragon hunters.
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I don't see any hunters.
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All I see is
a bevy of clowns.
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Walking disasters!
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Look what your
bonehead there
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did to my cabbage patch
with his goofball antics!
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Fat John of Wickedshire,
look at me!
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Isn't that your "X" there at
the bottom of the contract?
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Enough said, river rat.
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You're gettin'
diddly-squat.
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Do you want to get my
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muscle-bulging buddy
all riled up?
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Is that what you want?
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Move outta my fields
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and take the clown
with you.
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Ktor scarrythhix!
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Baddmanners!
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Ooh, the mutt wants
his doggy food, huh?
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ktor, gnorramutt,
a gragon!
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Dragon!
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Ktor scarrythhix!
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Oh, dear me!
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Great, I just
tore my tights.
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What's the matter,
Gwizdo?
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Are you mad?
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You think that for once
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you could take
your job seriously?
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It's always the same
old circus, Lian-Chu.
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All you do is clown around
for the peanut gallery.
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But I don't
do it on purpose.
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Yeah, it's a blimey
good thing, too.
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Why, pray tell, do you
think these hicks never pay?
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Because they've
got no money?
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No!
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They rip us off
because you're not credible!
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What does "credible" mean?
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I don't know.
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Well, take Hector here,
for example.
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Hector, with his big
fangs and all that fur--
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well, he's credible.
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And that's why the hicks are
scared of him, you get it?
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Acrabouibouif!
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You don't get it.
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Okay, look, a dragon hunter
who's credible
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makes the whole earth
shake when he walks, right?
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Like, "boom, boom, ba-boom,
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boom, boom, ba-boom,"
huh?
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Arfarfarf,
zdo z toofurrrnyy!
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And if he has to,
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he smacks his debtors
a couple of times.
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Bim-bam!
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"Fork over the money!"
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You get the picture?
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Hitting clients,
that's being credible?
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Another example.
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You think it's
credible,
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a dragon hunter
who likes to knit?
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But I tore a hole in my--
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You got Mamular boogers
on the brain or what?
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You knucklehead, knitting's
something old ladies do!
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It was my mother
who taught me.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I didn't really mean what
I said about knitting.
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If you want a more
credible friend,
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why don't you
go look for one?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I could never find
a better friend than you.
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You're just saying that
so I won't be angry.
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Stop it!
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Who do you want me to
hire as a partner, huh?
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Fat John of Wickedshire?
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No way!
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We're a real team,
me and you!
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Waaaaaaaou, ktor teeeemtooo,
teeeemtooo!
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Yeah, Hector.
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The three of us,
the three of us.
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Say, Gwizdo,
you think we'll have
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our little farm
someday?
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Of course we will,
you'll see,
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a quiet,
little house on the water,
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and we'll have chickens,
cows, pigs.
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And we can have sheep...
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for the wool.
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Yeah, right,
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and you'll knit me
a shawl
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and woolen
underwear for the winter.
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What?
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Jimbob dragons.
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Hey, this may mean
some quick cash!
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Whoa!
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Lian-Chu, wait for me!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Silver Knight Gothik!
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Uh, no, it's me,
Lian-Chu.
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You just saved
my life there, my Lo--
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Lordy leapin' lizards,
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two grilled Jimbobs for
the price of one!
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Well, when I say "price,"
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that's just my
way of talking, okay?
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Waa!
A cute girl!
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Now we've got two Jimbobs
dragons, night tariff!
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30 guineas
payable on delivery.
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Got the money
on you, kid?
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Um... no.
Yeah, that figures.
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But, of course, your daddy's
got money, right?
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Where are your parents?
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They're dead, mister.
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Oh, what misfortune!
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Once again we've
worked for peanuts!
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And what are you doing in
the woods at night
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without a guinea
in your pocket?
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I'm looking for
noble knights for my uncle,
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who is very, very rich.
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Wait a minute,
very, very rich?
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You are real knights,
aren't you, my Lord?
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Knight Lian-Chu was hiding
behind the village gates.
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The sun was up.
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Bloodthirsty dragons were
attacking from all sides.
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Knight Lian-Chu
was alone, you see.
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Alone against all odds.
And then...
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And then, Knight Lian-Chu
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grabs on to a roof by
the tips of his teeth--
By his teeth?
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Yeah!
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And he leaps above the hoard
hollering, "Yaaaaah!"
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Yaaaaaah!
Rhumpf!
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And after that--
after that, my Lord?
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After that, Knight Lian-Chu
jumps into the crowd!
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A smack here
and a whack there!
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Wham-bam, thank you,
ma'am!
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He ducks,
a sword in each hand!
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And he sends 'em all flying
with a kick to the butt!
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A real massacre!
Wow.
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00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,960
It took about a whole week to
clean up the village!
235
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:57,050
Whoa, that's unreal!
236
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,760
Almost as fabulous as
Silver Knight Gothik!
237
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,180
Huh? What?
238
00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:07,600
Competition?
239
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:10,390
Silver Knight Gothik,
the hero of legends.
240
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,190
He also slaps
around dragons,
241
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,020
with strength, courage
and generous spirit!
242
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,690
Oh, yeah?
243
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,320
Well, it's kinda like that,
except for the generous part.
244
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:20,650
You shouldn't believe
everything you read
245
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,110
in fairy tales, right, kid?
246
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,580
You see, we're more
like, uh, wandering knights.
247
00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:30,540
In any case, Uncle Arnold is
going to be happy to see you.
248
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,220
Whoa!
249
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,300
Boy, oh, boy.
250
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,270
I'm gonna have to
be darn credible now.
251
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,110
My lords and ladies...
how are ya doing?
252
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,360
Put on a smile
and open your bulging purses!
253
00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,320
Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-Chu,
254
00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:03,990
the greatest
dragon hunters from, uh--
255
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,620
Who dares disturb me
during my clyster?
256
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,240
With all due
respect, my Lord,
257
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,410
it is two miserable louts
and your niece.
258
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:11,790
Not at all!
ZoƩ!
259
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,210
They are wandering
knights, Uncle,
260
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,710
and they just
saved my life!
261
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,330
Go to your room,
you little runaway!
262
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,750
But, Uncle...
263
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,250
Tomorrow it's off to
the Crookedtooth!
264
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,680
You, what feats
have you done,
265
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:31,180
besides putting up
with my niece?
266
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:32,480
Uh, us?
267
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:34,140
Well, uh, the noble
Knight Lian-Chu
268
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,520
is famous in many a land,
and his fearless feats have
269
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,360
inspired so many before
him that he--
270
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:40,270
Spare me the folklore!
271
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,610
Warrior,
take a step forward!
272
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,990
Hmm?
273
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:48,910
Mmm.
274
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,870
He's got muscle...
and raw power.
275
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,290
Mmm, yes!
276
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,500
The attributes of
a true warrior.
277
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,790
Your highness,
if you please, they are--
278
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,540
Shut up, Gildas!
279
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,210
Let's roll, son.
280
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,300
I have a mission
for you.
281
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:22,690
Uh...
282
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,090
Every 20 seasons,
283
00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:44,590
the most terrifying
dragon alive
284
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,090
wakes up and leaves his lair
285
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,140
at the far end
of the world...
286
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,470
and he comes!
287
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,310
He devours
entire regions,
288
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,140
burns villages by
the hundreds,
289
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,430
swallows fortresses whole,
290
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,850
before returning
to his lair,
291
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,610
leaving only ashes behind.
292
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:03,480
Gildas!
293
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,570
I have inscribed
on this calendar
294
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,120
all of the signs
of his awakening.
295
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:14,330
Look!
296
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,540
The crenelations collapse,
297
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:19,500
the smoldering knights...
298
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,460
the red cloud...
299
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,960
the bridges sailing away...
300
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,380
the sinking villages
and talking animals.
301
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,510
Blablablablablablabla!
302
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,010
When all of these
signs have appeared, my boy,
303
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:38,140
he will have returned,
the devourer of life...
304
00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:42,400
the World-Gobbler.
305
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,230
I have seen him, son.
306
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,030
I once lifted my sword
before him
307
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,530
and the mere
sight of his fiery gaze
308
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:55,580
drove my own eyes back
into my skull.
309
00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:58,160
Since then, all I can see
310
00:22:58,410 --> 00:23:01,370
is a dead,
gray landscape,
311
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,920
a terrible place where there
is no life and no joy.
312
00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:13,390
Uh, what's that little tree
there, next to the dragon?
313
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,890
That is for scale,
dear knight.
314
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,980
Go to his kingdom,
315
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:22,350
enter his lair far off
in the west--
316
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,020
beyond the end of the world--
317
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,860
and strike him
while he sleeps...
318
00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:28,610
before it's too late.
319
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,820
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
but, uh, no.
320
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,280
It's a cruel blow,
321
00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:34,740
but, ooh, look at that,
we're all booked up.
322
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,160
Strike him dead
323
00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:37,870
and the world
will be saved--
324
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,290
Lian-Chu, say good-bye.
325
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,620
We're disturbing the man.
326
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:43,920
Then my health
and sight will return,
327
00:23:44,170 --> 00:23:47,500
and I will cover
you in gold.
328
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,710
Uh...
329
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,890
Uh, uh, uh...
330
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,270
Dear client, you can
make room for his head
331
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,600
in your museum of horrors!
332
00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:06,020
But first, let me show you
our standard contract,
333
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:07,860
a special little
advance for travel expenses,
334
00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:10,150
and since we're amongst noble
knights here, right?
335
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,070
A large purse of gold
should do the trick nicely.
336
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,320
Modern methods, why not?
337
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:17,240
Gildas?
338
00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:26,380
Yeah, Just put an "X" there,
here, here and there.
339
00:24:26,630 --> 00:24:29,300
Arrrooooolroooollll
zcoool zuperjob!
340
00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:31,090
Acrabouibouif.
341
00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,550
The red cloud, my Lord!
342
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,440
Saddle up,
my good, brave knights!
343
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,110
Keep heading west, my Lords,
344
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,530
until the end
of the world.
345
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:56,950
Yeah, yeah, for sure,
old man, for sure!
346
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,240
And say hi
to the missus, will ya?
347
00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:21,640
Yes, yes!
348
00:25:21,890 --> 00:25:22,640
Ha-ha-ha!
349
00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,060
Yes, whoo-hoo-hoo!
350
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,520
Yes!
351
00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:43,910
Where are you going?
352
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,540
To quaff a cold one,
buddy!
353
00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:48,170
It's not every day we get to
rip off a blind, old geezer.
354
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,580
That's not the way to
the end of the world.
355
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,750
Lian-Chu,
don't you understand?
356
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,340
Who cares about their
end of the world?
357
00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:55,630
We're rich!
358
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,300
Do you know
what this is?
An advance?
359
00:25:57,550 --> 00:25:59,260
This is our
little farm, buddy,
360
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:00,800
the one of our comfy,
little dreams,
361
00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,390
with sheep everywhere.
362
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640
Now let's get out of here
while the beasties are busy.
363
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,600
Ahh!
364
00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:08,940
I'm coming with you,
my lords!
365
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:10,350
Waaa, grrrl!
366
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,520
Huh, what?
ZoƩ, you can't be serious.
367
00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:13,900
Sure I am.
368
00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:15,110
My uncle told me I had to
come with you
369
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,650
to the end of the world.
Oh, really?
370
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,200
Well, weren't you
punished?
371
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:19,700
No!
372
00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:21,320
And what he also said
was that I should learn
373
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,660
the rudiments of the trade.
374
00:26:22,910 --> 00:26:25,620
No, no, no, no, no,
no and no.
375
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,290
You go home
and explain to Uncle Arnold
376
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:30,330
that Lord Gwizdo does not
take on apprentices.
377
00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,630
He also said that if
you don't wanna take me,
378
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,920
he would, uh...
379
00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:35,750
"Would, uh," what?
380
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:38,840
That he would spank your
bare bottom in public.
381
00:26:39,090 --> 00:26:41,340
My bare bottom?
In public?!
382
00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:06,080
Wwaaahhhhhooowww!
383
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,170
Wwaaaahhhhhooowwwwww!
384
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:45,620
For crying out loud!
385
00:27:45,870 --> 00:27:48,040
And he's spitting
fire besides!
386
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:49,290
K'tor brgg fire k'tor!
387
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,450
No, what I meant was
he's doing it
388
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,330
with his mouth, Hector!
389
00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:03,260
I don't see
what's so funny!
390
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,230
Wow!
391
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,610
Boy, you sure mashed up
392
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:01,070
that big, red dragon good,
Sir Lian-Chu!
393
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,570
Oh, that was so unreal!
394
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,360
I am so fabulously
impressed!
395
00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:09,370
I've got to, um...
find my flail.
396
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,080
Your funny sword?
397
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,700
Wait for me, Sir Lian-Chu,
I'm going to find it for you!
398
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,120
Hey, are you gonna mash up...
399
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:15,910
Okay,
Sir Lian-Chu's groupie,
400
00:29:16,170 --> 00:29:19,630
your backstage chatter is very
close to driving me bonkers!
401
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,000
Tough luck for
the public spanking!
402
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,260
ZoƩ!
403
00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:25,470
You grab your bag
and you get lost!
404
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,760
You go home now!
405
00:29:27,010 --> 00:29:29,260
We don't travel
well with little kids!
406
00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:43,230
Strange, but I have
this funny feeling
407
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,780
that some real
doo-doo's gonna start flying.
408
00:29:46,030 --> 00:29:47,740
And so Knight Lian-Chu was
on the Western Bridge
409
00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:51,070
with the big, red dragon
who was breathing fire,
410
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:53,490
and he said to him,
in his big, deep voice,
411
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,410
"I am not scared of you,
Big Red!
412
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,540
One move from you
and you're dead!"
413
00:29:57,790 --> 00:30:00,880
# Who is the man of a
thousand feats? #
414
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:04,300
# The terror of
dragons far and near #
415
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:06,420
# With his silver sharp
daggers he slays #
416
00:30:06,670 --> 00:30:08,050
# And finishes
them off with a kick #
417
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,840
# Who's the man who woos
a princess a day? #
418
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,850
# It's him
of course #
419
00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:16,100
# Silver Knight Gothik #
420
00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:17,850
How do you become a real
knight, Sir Lian-Chu?
421
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,600
Do you go to
knight school?
422
00:30:19,850 --> 00:30:21,940
Wow, this is really unreal that
you're taking me with you.
423
00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:24,020
I mean, really unreal!
424
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,440
Hey, are there
girl knights?
425
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,190
'Cause me,
I wanna be a girl knight.
426
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,900
And that time you were hanging
from the tips of your teeth,
427
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,530
how did you do that?
428
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:32,910
And your funny sword there,
is that a magic sword?
429
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,410
Um, I don't really know.
430
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:37,410
Silver Knight Gothik,
he's modest, too.
431
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,120
He always says,
"modesty is the sign
432
00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:40,870
of great knights like me."
433
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,630
He's my favorite
fairy-tale hero.
434
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,210
I'd love to meet him one day
435
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,590
and become his best friend,
or his future girl knight.
436
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,170
Unreal!
437
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:49,760
But you can't
in real life.
438
00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:51,390
Oh, bummer!
439
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,430
I can't take it.
440
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,260
I'm gonna hang myself.
441
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,730
They're only blisters.
442
00:30:58,980 --> 00:30:59,890
Put some herbs
on them.
443
00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,310
I'm not talking about
my blisters,
444
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,940
I'm talking about
Princess Blabbermouth!
445
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:04,650
A fire, a fire!
446
00:31:04,900 --> 00:31:06,690
Let's make
a big fire!
447
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,610
In any case, did you see how
credible I am with her?
448
00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,240
Yeah, but the idea of
being credible, Lian-Chu,
449
00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:17,700
was to take Uncle Arnold's
money and run, not to play
450
00:31:17,950 --> 00:31:19,620
"knights and dragons"
until the end of the world!
451
00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:21,580
The best friend
of Knight Lian-Chu
452
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,080
always went to get
wood for the fire
453
00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:24,880
along with the funny,
blue dog who talked.
454
00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:26,500
ZoƩ Hihihihi!
455
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,630
Say there, sirs,
am I mistaken,
456
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,220
or is your
dog a bit weird?
457
00:31:31,470 --> 00:31:33,010
Hehehehehe,
wantz woooood?
458
00:31:33,260 --> 00:31:35,510
So are you gonna tell her
that we're not real knights?
459
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,140
Yeah, right, and that we
ripped off Uncle fisheyes,
460
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:39,680
and then she goes
and spills the beans!
461
00:31:39,930 --> 00:31:42,520
Oh, no, buddy, now we're
in deep doo-doo here.
462
00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,690
He sure is weird.
463
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,400
But what do we do now?
464
00:31:47,650 --> 00:31:48,610
Ditch her in the woods--
465
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:50,360
no crying, no fuss,
no explanations.
466
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,070
Yeah, it's a
sure-fire method.
467
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,070
And with a little luck, she'll
get gobbled up by wild beasts.
468
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,080
Are you sure?
You bet I am!
469
00:31:57,330 --> 00:31:58,950
That World-Gobbler and his
little tree for scale?
470
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,290
Not for me.
471
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:01,620
Tonight we wait 'til
she falls asleep and--
472
00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:03,080
Zip-- We're outta
here.
473
00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:05,250
Whose is this?
474
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,540
Oh!
475
00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:09,550
Uh... it's Gwizdo's.
476
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,470
That's so funny, sir.
477
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,220
I'm really sorry,
478
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,220
but knitting's
for grannies!
479
00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:16,510
No it's not.
480
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,430
It certainly is,
she's absolutely right!
481
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,810
Knitting's for old ladies.
482
00:32:20,060 --> 00:32:21,730
But, hey, the truth is
my mother taught me,
483
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,100
and knitting relaxes me,
484
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:25,150
especially after
a long, hard day!
485
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,520
So scram, scat,
486
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,980
and go play with
good, old Fido!
487
00:32:50,710 --> 00:32:52,590
You really have a super
ton of scars, sir.
488
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,970
Say, those are
hunting wounds, right?
489
00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:55,180
Do they hurt?
490
00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:56,970
Me too,
I've got some.
491
00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,720
That one's a wild squirrel when
I was playing in the trees,
492
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,520
and that one's a duck that
was fabulously angry one day.
493
00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:02,770
We used to have tons of ducks
494
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,390
before my parents
died of cholera.
495
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:06,230
And then my uncle brought
me to his fortress and--
496
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,610
Don't you ever get tired?
497
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:11,150
Sure, but I always need
a bedtime story
498
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,440
to get me to sleep.
499
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:13,860
A bedtime story?
500
00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,910
Oh, yes, just a short one,
please, sir?
501
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,660
You mean just one short story
and then you go to sleep?
502
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:21,160
Hey, no problem then!
503
00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:23,200
But it's one story and then
beddy-bye, right?
504
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:25,410
Then you
fall asleep, okay?
505
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,040
Let's do it.
506
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,260
Okay, "Silver Knight Gothik."
507
00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:38,430
"... And brave
Silver Knight Gothik
508
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,140
"wrenched the terrifying
creature out of the shadows.
509
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,140
"His shiny scales were
dripping blood
510
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,230
"from the children
he had just devoured,
511
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,440
"and whose terrifying screams
still echoed
512
00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:49,560
"in the bone-chilling
wind of the labyrinth.
513
00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,480
"The fat slimy creature
growled,
514
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,690
"revealing his sharp,
crooked, yellow fangs,
515
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:56,070
"and he moved away from
the oozing wall.
516
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,070
"Silver Knight Gothik
stared him straight in the eyes
517
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,160
and then said, with a voice that
did not waver, 'I am--"'
518
00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:03,990
"I am not afraid of you,
dreadful thing,
519
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,250
"for my heart is pure
520
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,580
as a fresh-water
spring."
521
00:34:09,830 --> 00:34:13,000
"'With my silver daggers,
I shall lop off your head...
522
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,670
"and justice will be done
only when you are dead.'
523
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:19,300
"And Silver Knight Gothik
524
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:21,300
"threw his silver daggers
that sparkled like diamonds
525
00:34:21,550 --> 00:34:24,350
and the monster died
in terrible agony."
526
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:29,060
Well... I never!
527
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:30,980
It's no wonder
this girl's a live wire.
528
00:34:31,230 --> 00:34:33,730
I mean, kids should not be
reading this stuff!
529
00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,070
Hey, she's fast asleep,
Lian-Chu.
530
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,070
This is our chance.
531
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,820
Let's go!
532
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,240
Hey, Lian-Chu,
are you asleep?
533
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:48,620
Come on, Lian-Chu,
get up!
534
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:50,040
Can you hear me?
535
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,830
Lian-Chu, wake up!
536
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,750
Hurry, will you?
Would you look at me?
537
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Come on!
538
00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,380
Hey, get up, get up!
539
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,800
Come on, Lian-Chu,
hey, buddy, wake up!
540
00:34:59,050 --> 00:35:00,260
Can you hear me?
541
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,560
Have a bad sleep?
542
00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:11,770
Tonight, if you start
snoring again,
543
00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,770
I'm chopping off your nose.
544
00:35:15,020 --> 00:35:16,020
I was faking.
545
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,690
What?
You did that?
546
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,240
But that's immoral!
547
00:35:20,490 --> 00:35:22,780
One doesn't abandon
children in the woods.
548
00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,410
Of course you do!
549
00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,740
Our little farm,
Lian-Chu, it's right there.
550
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,080
And you, because of some
little girl who thinks--
551
00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:30,410
She would get lost.
552
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,960
I'm ready!
553
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,880
Me, what I really like in
a Zeebulgarian omelet
554
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:35,920
are the little
pieces of mushroom inside.
555
00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,420
Mmm, unreal!
556
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:38,800
So I eat the little pieces
of mushrooms,
557
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,090
and Gildas, he tries
to make me eat the eggs.
558
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,930
How about you, do you like
eggs, Sir Lian-Chu?
559
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,340
'Cause to be honest, eggs--
560
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,850
Well, I think they
smell like stinky feet!
561
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:48,890
Yeah, well we're lost,
too, old buddy.
562
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:53,870
Okay, let's be honest.
563
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,670
He's surely not
that way.
564
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,420
On the other hand, if we take
the little side bridge there,
565
00:36:57,670 --> 00:36:59,380
we reach the pretty,
little field of daisies
566
00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:01,130
where we were yesterday...
567
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,300
But, Sir Gwizdo, isn't it that
way to the end of the world?
568
00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:05,010
Okay, so it's
"fabulously unreal"
569
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,890
that we're taking you with us
on our little adventures,
570
00:37:07,140 --> 00:37:09,300
but why don't you
bug off and let us work?
571
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,850
And besides, no kid's gonna
teach me my geography--
572
00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,930
Lensflair!
It's Sir Lensflair!
573
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,020
One of my uncle's
best knights!
574
00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,400
Whoo-hoo! Woo!
575
00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:21,940
Aaaie, aaie, aaie!
576
00:37:24,990 --> 00:37:26,240
Anatole, are you okay?
577
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:28,740
Aah, aah, aah!
578
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:30,370
Back off,
you lowly critters!
579
00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:32,660
Leave me in peace!
580
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,460
But-- but you're not
animals, are you?
581
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:39,580
Uh, no,
it's me, ZoƩ.
582
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,800
ZoƩ, ZoƩ...
Don't you recognize me?
583
00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:42,880
He's stark-raving mad.
584
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,420
He wasn't like
that before.
585
00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:46,300
ZoƩ!
586
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:48,590
"I do not
fear you, ugly thing."
587
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,220
"My heart is pure as a
fresh-water spring!"
588
00:37:53,390 --> 00:37:55,230
Over there,
don't you see a knight?
589
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,900
Be quiet,
do as I say.
590
00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:01,150
Go home.
591
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:02,520
Aaah!
592
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,110
But, my Lord,
the World-Gobbler--
593
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,610
Huh?
594
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:06,990
Over there,
another knight!
595
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,240
Argh! Woo!
596
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:12,950
Forget the World-Gobbler, kid,
you'll never stand a chance.
597
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,620
Argh!
598
00:38:14,870 --> 00:38:16,620
"Are you spilling the beans
again, you old chatterbox?"
599
00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:18,710
Why, no, no, I'm not
spilling the bea--
600
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,330
Ow!
601
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:23,090
Hey, that's Sir Gwizdo and
the great Knight Lian-Chu!
602
00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:24,420
And they're gonna make
kindling
603
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:25,960
out of the World-Gobbler!
604
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,840
But-- but you're mad!
605
00:38:29,090 --> 00:38:30,220
Yes, you are, you are
mad, aren't you?
606
00:38:30,470 --> 00:38:32,010
Answer me!
607
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,180
Yes, of course, you're mad,
you're mad, I know you're mad!
608
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,220
Ooh!
609
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,640
Mad, mad!
610
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:39,190
I know you're mad!
You know you're mad!
611
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,440
We all know you're mad!
612
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:44,610
Oh, sweetheart, I know you're
mad, because I'm mad!
613
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,400
I'm mad, I'm mad,
we're all mad, everybody's mad!
614
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,820
And I'm mad that I'm mad.
615
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:53,410
I'm so mad that I'm mad,
that I'm mad...
616
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,650
Sir Lian-Chu, do you
often have nightmares?
617
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,860
Me too-- often,
618
00:39:31,110 --> 00:39:32,320
the same one.
619
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,660
There's a skeleton dragon--
enormous.
620
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:36,490
And I scream and scream,
621
00:39:36,740 --> 00:39:38,120
but nothing comes
out of my mouth,
622
00:39:38,370 --> 00:39:41,210
and the skeleton dragon
carries off everyone in sight.
623
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:46,460
Say there, Sir Lian-Chu,
624
00:39:46,710 --> 00:39:49,170
something around
here smells bad.
625
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:51,470
And besides, my stomach
is in knots
626
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:52,880
and my hands are sweating
627
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,470
and my legs are
shaking,
628
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,350
and cold sweat's
running down my neck.
629
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,810
Is that normal?
630
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:01,680
Sir Lian-Chu,
I think I--
631
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,480
I want to
go back home--
632
00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:05,230
Shh!
633
00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:01,200
The end of the world.
634
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:18,640
Where did that
village come from?
635
00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:22,470
Scary ghost town
or stinky forest?
636
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:27,520
Scary ghost town.
637
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,750
K'tor smillll goodyeat!
638
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,040
Ya!
639
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,080
Hi-ya!
640
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,340
K'tor toooo hrampy!
641
00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:54,340
Go for walk... k'tor
andgrllgrll!
642
00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:56,420
He! Acrabouibouif!
643
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,680
Huh...
644
00:41:58,930 --> 00:42:00,470
What's the problem?
645
00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:06,350
The big tree.
646
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,060
Yeah, what about it?
647
00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,270
Those leaves
are really strange.
648
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,110
Yeah, well, good riddance,
stinky leaves!
649
00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,110
Aagh!
650
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,370
The crazy bats
from the bridge!
651
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,260
Look, look, K'tor!
652
00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:45,850
Goodeat, goodeat!
653
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,350
Arghhhh!
654
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:03,620
Open up!
655
00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:05,790
Sir Gwizdo, open the door!
656
00:43:20,470 --> 00:43:22,220
Not the ears!
Get away from me!
657
00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:37,440
Ahh!
658
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,160
Hey!
659
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:43,740
Good move with
the barrel, kid.
660
00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:45,070
Yes!
661
00:43:45,330 --> 00:43:46,370
Go find your own!
662
00:44:01,970 --> 00:44:03,680
No, no, no, no...
663
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,080
Haaaaa!
664
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:39,250
Quit bothering
the sheep!
665
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:09,950
Oh, no!
666
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,110
I'll bury you alive,
you ugly beasts!
667
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:54,290
Mmm?
668
00:46:07,340 --> 00:46:08,760
Hmm?
669
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,060
Shh, shh, shh...
670
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,590
Hey, bats, boo on you.
671
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,920
Sir Lian-Chu
is too strong for you!
672
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,930
Hey, bats, boo on you!
673
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:52,390
Sir Lian-Chu is
too strong for you!
674
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,470
Hey, bats, boo on you!
675
00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:57,140
Sir Lian-Chu
is too strong for you!
676
00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:07,360
Sir Gwizdo, he left me all
alone with the ugly bats!
677
00:47:07,610 --> 00:47:09,570
I called for help,
and he didn't budge.
678
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:13,070
I knocked on the door, but he
didn't even open it.
679
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:26,360
Ah, and to think that
we could be
680
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:29,190
relaxing on
our little farm...
681
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,570
Hey, I mean, we've been
talking about
682
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:32,490
our little
farm for eons, right?
683
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:36,030
Ever since Mother Hubbard's
little orphan paradise.
684
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,910
Hey, do you
remember when we were kids,
685
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,910
when I taught you how
to hide your cookies
686
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,160
in your underpants
687
00:48:41,410 --> 00:48:42,620
so the other kids
wouldn't steal them?
688
00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:44,620
And you gave a wedgie to
the big guy with lice
689
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,790
every time
he took my cookies?
690
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,710
When the World-Gobbler
is dead,
691
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,500
we can have
our little farm.
692
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,010
Oh, right!
693
00:48:52,260 --> 00:48:53,340
The great Knight Lian-Chu
694
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:54,840
is gonna say to
the World-Gobbler,
695
00:48:55,090 --> 00:48:56,720
"I do not fear you,
ugly thing!"
696
00:48:56,970 --> 00:48:58,720
And-- Poof--
The World-Gobbler's dead
697
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:00,060
and we're all happy
as pigs!
698
00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:01,600
Stop.
I'm not finished!
699
00:49:01,850 --> 00:49:03,600
And then nature blossoms,
everything's green,
700
00:49:03,850 --> 00:49:04,940
and there are
little, white bunnies
701
00:49:05,190 --> 00:49:06,270
flying all over
the place--
702
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,690
Stop!
703
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,440
We're all gonna die
'cause of some little girl
704
00:49:11,690 --> 00:49:12,690
who dreams of knights.
705
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,490
But, you see, life's not
a fairy tale.
706
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:17,660
In real life,
knights, they always die.
707
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:20,990
I don't want you to die,
Lian-Chu.
708
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,040
Then why don't you
step off the village
709
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,670
if you don't wanna come?
710
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,710
Oh, so that's
the way it is, huh?
711
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,920
Well, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
712
00:49:30,170 --> 00:49:32,920
Farewell and good riddance,
Knight Lian-Chu!
713
00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:36,590
Get off, move!
714
00:49:44,390 --> 00:49:47,100
Acrabouibouiiiiiiiiif!
715
00:49:50,610 --> 00:49:52,730
Why is Sir Gwizdo leaving?
716
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,740
Because he says
we're all going to die.
717
00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:56,490
Oh, that's a crock of poop.
718
00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:58,860
Hmm, maybe he's
right after all.
719
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,240
No, he's not right.
720
00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:01,740
You are the strongest,
721
00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:03,700
stronger than
Silver Knight Gothik!
722
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:09,540
Gwizdo says that life
isn't a fairy tale.
723
00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:11,460
What does
Sir Gwizdo know anyway?
724
00:50:11,710 --> 00:50:13,630
And, besides, who is that
Gwizdo?
725
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,260
Lord Pain In The Butt,
726
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:18,430
Sir Old Fart,
Mr. Blister Foot?
727
00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:22,430
He was my one friend.
728
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:56,960
Ahh!
What are you doing here?
729
00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,790
Hello there, Sir Gwizdo!
730
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,010
So the rat's jumping
the ship, is he?
731
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,510
What's this
circus all about?
732
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,970
You're abandoning
your friend.
733
00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:06,800
Lord McChicken!
734
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,050
Wait a sec!
735
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,350
What do you girls want,
736
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:10,680
to make me feel guilty,
is that it?
737
00:53:10,930 --> 00:53:12,020
Sir Scaredy Pants!
738
00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:13,270
Scaredy Pants?
739
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,890
Yeah, and so what?
740
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,940
Do you think I look like
the hero of this fairy tale?
741
00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:18,940
And Lian-Chu--
What's gonna happen to him?
742
00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:21,030
Huh?
Huh?
743
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,570
He won't listen to me!
744
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:24,320
Sir I'm Shaking Like A Leaf!
745
00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:26,410
Sir I'm Sh-Sh-Shaking
Like A Leaf!
746
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,740
It's all ZoƩ's fault.
747
00:53:27,990 --> 00:53:29,660
And the lie!
Hey, Sir Rip-Off Artist!
748
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:32,040
Shut up, I didn't choose
to be small and poor!
749
00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:33,500
Don't forget
ugly and mean!
750
00:53:33,750 --> 00:53:35,540
Exactly,
ugly and mean!
751
00:53:35,790 --> 00:53:37,370
Now get outta here!
Scram!
752
00:53:37,630 --> 00:53:39,000
Just scram, bats!
753
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:40,170
Arghh!
754
00:53:40,420 --> 00:53:41,750
I don't believe in
heroism,
755
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,460
and "happily every afters"
756
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:46,180
and animals
that talk!
757
00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:47,890
Hrrg!
758
00:53:49,550 --> 00:53:51,260
Animals that talk.
759
00:54:07,030 --> 00:54:08,320
Gwizdo!
760
00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:19,040
ZoƩ!
Ahh!
761
00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:28,930
Hmm?
762
00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:44,070
Huh?
763
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,320
Lian-Chu?
764
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,770
No!
765
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,230
Sir Lian-Chu!
766
00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:30,400
Grrr zzzz toomannyg sheepz!
767
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,990
Sir Lian-Chu!
768
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,410
Weird things are happening
underneath the village!
769
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,410
Just wait for me here!
770
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:43,330
Tell me honestly, kid, what do
I have at the end of my arms?
771
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:44,630
Hands?
772
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:45,960
Wrong!
773
00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:49,170
Hello there, little ZoƩ!
774
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:53,140
Lian-Chu!
775
00:55:53,390 --> 00:55:55,100
Sir Gwizdo's doing weird
things with his hands,
776
00:55:55,350 --> 00:55:57,510
like Knight Lensflair.
777
00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,390
Agrouif, Fishyyk,
Goodyeat!
778
00:56:23,170 --> 00:56:25,170
We've got to get
a bigger village!
779
00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,780
Wahhhh, bigggstinkyyy!
780
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,700
Kaboom, yeah!
781
00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,160
Whoo!
782
00:57:01,410 --> 00:57:03,960
Come on now, quit fooling
around, Sir Gwizdo.
783
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,290
It's not funny!
784
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,800
"Hello, little kiddies,
would you like a story?"
785
00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:12,550
"Oh, yes, yes, tell us
a story!"
786
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,010
"The story about
the naive, little girl
787
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:16,640
who mistook two lowly rogues
for noble knights!"
788
00:57:16,890 --> 00:57:18,510
"Oh, no!
789
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,680
We've already heard
that one!"
790
00:57:20,930 --> 00:57:22,270
"Another one, another one!
791
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:24,180
Please, please, please,
please, please, please!"
792
00:57:26,350 --> 00:57:27,980
"Then the one about
the nice hunter
793
00:57:28,230 --> 00:57:29,610
"devoured by
the World-Gobbler
794
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:31,110
"because of some little girl
795
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,730
who dreamed of
noble knights?!"
796
00:57:32,990 --> 00:57:35,650
"Yuck, that one really
stinks!"
797
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:37,660
"And the one
about the two red bats
798
00:57:37,910 --> 00:57:40,200
that strangled
the little girl?"
799
00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:42,370
Oh, yes, oh, yes!
800
00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:43,500
That's the one!
801
00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:23,990
ZoƩ?
802
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:27,120
ZoƩ?
803
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:29,120
ZoƩ?
804
00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:32,090
ZoƩ?
805
00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:33,960
ZoƩ?
806
00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:37,970
ZoƩ?
807
00:58:43,310 --> 00:58:45,020
ZoƩ!
808
00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:48,230
Deepdoodoo!
809
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,020
Frrrr bouif tooooooooooosad!
810
00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,410
I can't feel my legs.
811
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,760
Your legs are
just fine!
812
00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:24,260
You had a bad
fall, that's all.
813
00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:27,140
You were right, Gwizdo.
814
00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:29,520
Life isn't
a fairy tale.
815
00:59:32,610 --> 00:59:33,900
But, you know,
816
00:59:34,150 --> 00:59:36,650
it doesn't matter if you're
not really knights.
817
00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:39,280
You're still
my favorite heroes.
818
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:46,080
Lian-Chu, he's even stronger
than Silver Knight Gothik,
819
00:59:46,330 --> 00:59:48,580
and that's no fairy tale.
820
00:59:48,830 --> 00:59:52,000
All you have to do
is believe.
821
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:55,340
But Lian-Chu needs
you in order to succeed.
822
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:01,590
Promise me you'll carry through
to the end, Gwizdo,
823
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,840
and my death won't
have been in vain.
824
01:00:08,930 --> 01:00:10,480
It's a promise, ZoƩ.
825
01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:13,230
We're gonna make kindling
out of the World-Gobbler!
826
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:18,440
Really?
827
01:00:18,690 --> 01:00:19,820
I swear we will.
828
01:00:20,070 --> 01:00:22,200
Oh, thank you, Gwizdo!
829
01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:24,030
But-- but-- you and--
830
01:00:25,330 --> 01:00:26,580
You're not hurt?
831
01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:27,870
Nope.
832
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:29,790
I just fell down there.
833
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,540
You... but that--
that's immoral.
834
01:00:34,790 --> 01:00:36,290
Do you realize what
a fright you gave us?
835
01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:37,920
You were really scared?
836
01:00:38,170 --> 01:00:39,590
Of course I was!
837
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,090
That means you love me.
838
01:00:46,550 --> 01:00:47,800
What?
839
01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,720
Uh, mmm, all-- all right,
party's over, guys!
840
01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:52,230
We've got us
a World-Gobbler to slay.
841
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,440
What's that giant tree?
842
01:01:51,330 --> 01:01:53,580
"It's for scale, sir."
843
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,710
That noise,
what is that?
844
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,840
Is that an earthquake?
845
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:03,210
No, it was snoring.
846
01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,880
We have to find him.
847
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:08,010
Ugh.
848
01:03:10,530 --> 01:03:11,910
Eeeh?!
849
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,840
Agrrrr, Grrrrrr!
850
01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:34,810
Run for cover!
851
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,060
Monster bat?
852
01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:40,850
My nightmare.
853
01:03:42,610 --> 01:03:44,980
That's the skeleton dragon
from my nightmares!
854
01:04:18,430 --> 01:04:20,310
Lian-Chu, come back!
855
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:40,700
Ugh!
856
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:04,980
Lian-Chu, no!
857
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,220
Help, Lian-Chu!
858
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,330
I'm sorry, Gwizdo.
859
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:04,040
We're all
going to die!
860
01:06:04,290 --> 01:06:05,790
ZoƩ, look at me!
861
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:06,920
We've gotta believe!
862
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:08,210
Isn't that
what you said?
863
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,710
So hang on, hang on,
hang on!
864
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:13,250
I believe,
I believe, I believe!
865
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:26,810
I believe, I believe,
866
01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:30,110
I believe, I believe,
I believe!
867
01:06:39,950 --> 01:06:42,080
Lian-Chu!
868
01:07:23,450 --> 01:07:25,240
Lian-Chu!
869
01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,500
Leave them alone!
870
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,690
I do not fear you,
ugly thing.
871
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:59,110
My heart is pure
as a fresh-water spring!
872
01:08:34,690 --> 01:08:36,400
Haaa!
873
01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:54,960
Get up, Lian-Chu!
874
01:09:05,590 --> 01:09:08,220
Go for it,
Lian-Chu, go!
875
01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,640
You can do it,
Lian-Chu!
876
01:11:01,630 --> 01:11:03,960
Everything is real
pretty now.
877
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,600
Now, over there
will be the barn.
878
01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:17,270
Uh-- oh, and there,
the chicken coops.
879
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,890
What do you mean?
880
01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:20,850
Our little farm,
old buddy!
881
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,520
With sheep
for your wool!
882
01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:26,780
And there, the mill
for bread,
883
01:11:27,030 --> 01:11:28,240
a big mill.
884
01:11:28,490 --> 01:11:30,070
And over there,
your sheep barn.
885
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,740
And when I say sheep barn,
I mean a real sheep barn.
886
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,710
And here, our house...
887
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:55,260
with your bedroom,
my bedroom...
888
01:11:58,140 --> 01:12:00,270
and ZoƩ's bedroom!
889
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,850
A big room, huh?
890
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,020
With a view of
the flying bunny rabbits
891
01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:05,360
for whenever she
comes to see us
892
01:12:05,610 --> 01:12:06,820
during
the holidays, right?
893
01:12:07,070 --> 01:12:07,980
Yes!
894
01:12:13,490 --> 01:12:16,160
Niarf, hehehe,
zzooocooool!
895
01:12:16,410 --> 01:12:18,620
So we're gonna go
pick up Uncle Arnie's cash?
896
01:12:18,870 --> 01:12:20,660
We certainly deserve it.
897
01:12:20,910 --> 01:12:22,290
# We've slain
the monster #
898
01:12:22,540 --> 01:12:23,960
# Fried his butt #
899
01:12:24,210 --> 01:12:27,210
# We're dragon hunters
we can strut #
900
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:30,720
# Big fat dragon
now he's dead #
901
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:33,720
# And we're gonna
pick up a ton of bread #
902
01:12:51,860 --> 01:12:53,240
Where are my
noble knights?
903
01:12:57,660 --> 01:13:00,830
Uh, but-- but, my great
and wealthy Lord, we're here.
904
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,460
You?
905
01:13:02,710 --> 01:13:04,540
Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo,
you know, dragon hunters!
906
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,420
All right, look,
isn't that your "X"
907
01:13:10,670 --> 01:13:11,920
at the bottom of
this parchment?
908
01:13:12,170 --> 01:13:13,590
All right,
enough of this.
909
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,590
I don't see any hunters.
910
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,140
What I see are two
coarse and lowly rogues.
911
01:13:18,390 --> 01:13:20,140
With all due respect,
my Lord,
912
01:13:20,390 --> 01:13:22,310
I do believe
I did warn you!
913
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:24,390
But-- but, Uncle,
it's really true.
914
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:26,190
Lian-Chu killed
the World-Gobbler.
915
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:27,610
That's why you've
been cured
916
01:13:27,860 --> 01:13:29,020
and nature has blossomed,
917
01:13:29,270 --> 01:13:30,570
and there are little
bunnies everywhere--
918
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,360
And you, little runaway,
919
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:34,150
your tall tales
will get you nowhere.
920
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,570
They're not tall tales!
921
01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:37,450
Lian-Chu is a hero!
922
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,700
Out of my sight,
insolent girl!
923
01:13:39,950 --> 01:13:43,620
Your eyes are even more
inside out than before-- ugh!
924
01:13:43,870 --> 01:13:46,250
Off to the convent,
little pest!
925
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,040
So much the better...
926
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:52,340
'cause I'd rather go to
the Crookedtooth convent
927
01:13:52,590 --> 01:13:54,130
than live with a bitter,
heartless,
928
01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:57,180
ugly, old fart
who doesn't even love me.
929
01:13:57,430 --> 01:13:59,430
ZoƩ, get back here
immediately!
930
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:01,140
ZoƩ's right!
931
01:14:01,390 --> 01:14:03,220
You're really a loser,
and, besides,
932
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:04,890
you're mean
to little girls!
933
01:14:05,140 --> 01:14:06,390
You don't know ZoƩ.
934
01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,060
She's kind,
she's courageous
935
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,730
and she's intelligent!
936
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:12,360
And she deserves so much better
than a-- a dishonest,
937
01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:14,110
self-centered,
miserly old uncle!
938
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:17,320
And with all the respect I have
for the boogers in my nose,
939
01:14:17,570 --> 01:14:19,740
I'd like to know what
Lord Arnold The Buttwipe
940
01:14:19,990 --> 01:14:22,620
has to say about that?
941
01:14:30,790 --> 01:14:32,130
Ow!
942
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:35,920
Ooh, I tell you, kings are
not respectable people.
943
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,800
It was when you called
him Arnold The Buttwipe
944
01:14:39,050 --> 01:14:40,470
that he really got mad.
945
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,470
Hey, hey, just a sec there,
Mr. Coward.
946
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:43,890
You could
have done something!
947
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:45,140
Why?
948
01:14:45,390 --> 01:14:46,980
You did a great job
on your own.
949
01:14:47,230 --> 01:14:48,520
A great job?
950
01:14:48,770 --> 01:14:49,900
Are you pulling
my leg?
951
01:14:50,150 --> 01:14:51,480
If it wasn't for you,
952
01:14:51,730 --> 01:14:54,360
ZoƩ would have gotten
spanked on her bare bottom.
953
01:14:54,610 --> 01:14:55,990
Hmm.
954
01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:01,620
You know, you're right!
955
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,950
Do you think we'll see
ZoƩ again someday?
956
01:15:07,210 --> 01:15:08,410
Forget about her, buddy.
957
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,290
I mean, look at us,
nothing's changed.
958
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:12,750
We're still two
coarse and lowly rogues,
959
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:17,010
just good for getting our butts
kicked by royalty.
960
01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:19,430
Hey, wait up for me,
noble knights!
961
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,720
Whaaa? Zee girl?!
962
01:15:20,970 --> 01:15:22,390
ZoƩ, what are you
doing here?
963
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,760
The old Crookedtooth
isn't my style.
964
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:29,140
I'm gonna go live on
the little farm with you guys.
965
01:15:29,390 --> 01:15:31,150
What little farm?
966
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,770
You know,
the one you dream of.
967
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:38,740
With the big mill and the barn
and sheep...
968
01:15:38,990 --> 01:15:40,400
for wool!
969
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,540
ZoƩ...
970
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:48,080
I love you!
971
01:15:48,330 --> 01:15:49,870
# We've slain
the dragon #
972
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,710
# Fried his butt #
973
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:54,790
# We're dragon hunters
we can strut #
974
01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:58,670
# On World-Gobbler
eyes we shall dine #
975
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,260
# And Arnold stick your money
where the sun don't shine #
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