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Thank you all
for celebrating me tonight.
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Not only did Scoop Loop
make me richer
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with this partnership,
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they even loaned me
this Man Tiger.
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So I'm gonna
pay it forward.
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4,000 pions to the first person
that gets this out of his mouth.
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Fight! Fight!
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It's so kind of Sunny
to give away the money she earned
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for her Scoop Loop partnership
to total strangers.
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I've never seen
such benevolence.
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That ain't philanthropy.
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That's exploitation,
straight up.
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- You think so?
- I know so.
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Anything given in excess
and without solicitation
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is just a tool used to exert power
over the receiver.
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And money is the most
powerful tool there is.
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It's mind control 101.
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I know an aspiring tyrant
when I see one.
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Ladi, that 10K I gave you,
give it to me so I can give it
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to people and make them
do stupid stuff immediately.
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I invested it in bomb stocks,
you despot.
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- Traitor.
- I donated mine.
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To the Leaky Larynx League
of America.
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I gave you guys that money
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so you can do what
I want you to do with it.
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- Told you.
- When you handed us the money,
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you said there were
no strings attached.
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I always attach strings
to my money.
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Human citizens ofSouth Central, Los Angeles.
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We, the original CyborgianOperative Decoys,
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are here to fulfillthe prophecy
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of the late, greatrapper-turned-martyr,
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who, for some reason,we revere as a god.
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Give thy weary ears and eyesto the ancient relic
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from the timeof our Lord Tupick.
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And behold, the prophecy.
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The ground will open upand the poor will eat the rich.
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Thug life, baby.
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How long youbeen down there?
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Hold up now, hold up.
Now, the prophecy says
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the poor will eat the rich.
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So, basically, what y'all
are saying is y'all are poor.
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Look it, if you guys
need some money,
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you can just ask, okay?
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We have lots of it, thanks to
Senorita Green's generosity.
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Pobrecito!
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Now, what the hellyou do that for, Larry?
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My bad.
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Now, who here is rich?
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What's up?
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I mean, she makes money,
but, I mean, rich is a stretch.
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Man, I'm ballin'.
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Yeah, but like,
tennis ball ballin'.
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I'd say ping pong.
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I should slap you
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with a lot of money
for sayin' such things.
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We're trying
to protect you, dummy.
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Can we go get pizza?
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Seize her!
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You know, they never said
if they were poor or not.
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Get your ass down there
and tell us what you see.
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Ay, dios mio.
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They're really fucking poor.
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How poor?
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Their comforts of home
are drawn on cardboard.
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They got a jet ski down there?
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How wide is that sofa?
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- I got dibs on that TV, man.
- Hell yeah.
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Oh, shit,
I could use a new puppy.
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Shit!
They're gaining up on us.
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Man Tiger,
let us mount you.
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Damn, these guys are relentless,
and I'm runnin' out of ammo.
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Man Tiger,
turn into that alleyway.
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Pay attention, Nasty.
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You need to get rid
of all that cash, and quick.
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Ladi's right.
We can drop it off
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at the church
or the hospital-free hospital.
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Anything to get
these guys off of our tail.
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No offense, Man Tiger.
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I see what's happening here.
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You guys are trying
to level the playing field
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by making me poor.
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Christ on a cracker.
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Admit it.
You guys hate the fact
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that between the three of us,
I'm the only one that's…
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… that's wealthy.
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You're not wealthy.
Wealthy people think long-term
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and their spending and
investing habits reflect that,
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Mrs. 12,000 Pion-Worth
Voice-Changer Surgery.
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Very true.
And by those metrics,
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Ladi is technically
the wealthiest among us.
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There she is.
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We're trapped!
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Ladi, what about those shoes
with the suction cups
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you usually keep on you?
The Suctionators?
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Stopped sucking,
so I got rid of it.
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- Good one.
- Wait, I have this.
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Dude, gnarly!
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How did you get
your hands on that?
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- Bomb stocks.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, look at what
my money can do.
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Man Tiger, take us to
an old lady's house?
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That's dumb.
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I'm so sorry.
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- That's disgusting.
- Noice!
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Oh, God,
you could have did this
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over the wall back there,
Man Tiger.
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We're in danger!
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Hold up.
Do I smell cookies?
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- Open the door right now.
- Ma'am, please let us in.
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Robots are trying
to eat my friend.
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And turn me into a god.
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Sunny?
Shut up!
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What, you don't think
that if I died,
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my fans wouldn't uplift me
to the heavens
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and revere me as a god?
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No.
You'd just be dead.
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Now, get your ass
in this house.
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Man, fuck this old lady…
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- Sunny!
- … and this old-ass lady's house.
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Hear me out!
Damn!
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Y'all don't think I'm good
enough to be a god?
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Tell the truth.
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I think you'd make
a pretty angel.
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Sunny, you're drunk.
Now, come on!
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Fuck you!
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I'm more sober
than I've ever been
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because I can see
my destiny, okay?
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I just never thought
my best friends
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would try to stop me
from stepping into it.
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Man Tiger's eating
the old lady!
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Sorry. It's way past my shift,
and I am starving.
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I mean…
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Wait. Why are you
pointing that at me?
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Because animals don't talk.
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Au contraire.We talk.
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We just choose
not to around humans
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as a means to keep the peace
and avoid shit like this.
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But I've literally been talking
to you this entire time,
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and you guys have literally
been responding to me,
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so everyone,
just calm down!
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But you were "rorring."
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Roari… "woaring."
You…
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Man, you were going
"rawr, rawr, rawr," okay?
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Yeah, like a tiger
is supposed to.
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Oh, my God,
did you hear what I just said?
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- Watch your tone!
- Make me.
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See what I mean?
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When emotions run the show,
things get messy.
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Now, I totally get panicking,
because you guys saw me
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eating that nice old lady.
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But pulling a gun on me
because it confuses you?
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Stop being so damn impulsive.
And use your instincts!
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What are you all looking at?Seize her!
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What's the matter with you lot?Seize her!
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She smells, sir.
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How dare you!
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Pull yourselves togetherand bring her over here
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so we can fulfill…
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Oh, fuck, what is that?
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Smells like tiger ass, sir.
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She put money in Man Tiger's
ass about an hour ago.
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Yeah, and I sucked
vodka out of it too.
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What's the big deal?
I'm still rich.
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Yeah, you can still eat me.
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Maybe if we hold our noseswhile we chew, it will help.
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Silence!I propose a compromise.
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We ogle her net worth.
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If it's low, we let her go.
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If it's high, we devour her.
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- That didn't rhyme.- Hush up, stinky.
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800,000 pion.That is it.
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800,000 is still
a lot of money.
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Bullshit!
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True high-worth individualshave over one million
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in highly liquid assets.
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You're… you're not rich.
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You're just stable
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and really fucking smelly.
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Let's go, guys.
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Hey, wait!
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Sunny, what are you doing?
They're letting you go.
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You think I'm gonna let
a bunch of ice cream cones
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tell me what I'm worth?
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Think again.
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Do you guys have any idea who
you just turned your back on?
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Sunny fuckin' Green, bitch.
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God of South Central.
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Look around.
I'm everywhere.
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I'm on everything.
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And when you think about it,I'm in everyone.
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Because they're all
drinking the beer with my face on it.
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- We get it.- Good!
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What am I without success
or money, you ask?
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I'm the most
influential sentient being
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within a 30-mile radius,
bitch.
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No, that's who you arewith those things.
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Oh, stop with the projections.
Okay, all of you.
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As a matter of fact,
that's what this whole shit
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has been about
from the beginning.
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Projections, deflections,
and literal projectors,
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like this old piece of shit
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that started
all of this shit.
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Once the ground beefis done,
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you will open up the ovenand pour the sauce in.
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Now, you're ready to eatthe rich, buttery flavor
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of Tupick's Butter Beef.
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Now that's thug life, baby.
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What the…?!The prophecy isn't real?
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The prophecyis a fuckin' beef ad?!
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Looks like you guys
were chasing the wrong meat.
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Cheer up.
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Things could have been
a lot worse.
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Yeah!
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We could have all
ended up dead,
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if the "steaks"
were higher.
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I'm horny, and I wanna
T-Bone everyone here.
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Sex with a hot Man Tiger?
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I guess we're the real"wieners."
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