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>> Man: WE DID NOTHING!
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>> Man 2: LET GO!
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DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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I'M COUSIN TO THE KING
OF ENGLAND!
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SECOND ONLY TO THE DUKE
OF SUSSEX!
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>> Masked rider: DOWN!
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>> Man 2: GET OFF ME!
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>> Man: UNHAND ME, YOU PEASANTS!
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>> Man 2: RELEASE US!
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>> BENEDICTUS DEUS IN ANGELIS
SUIS, ET IN SANCTIS SUIS.
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NO LO PRETENDE.
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DEFENDE NOS IN PROELIO.
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AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM.
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>> Man 2: LET HIM GO!
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I'M THE ONE YOU WANT!
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HE'S INNOCENT!
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>> IN VIOLATION OF PAPAL DECREE,
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FOR THE CRIME OF NON-COITAL
INTERCOURSE OF AN ANAL NATURE,
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AND UNDER THE AUTHORIZATION OF
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, KING PHILIP,
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YOU ARE HEREBY FORTHWITH
SENTENCED TO BE PUT TO DEATH
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AND DAMNATION!
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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN?
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>> THANK YOU FOR HOLDING,
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MISS TAYLOR.
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>> Oh, ho ho, thank you my ass!
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That was the fourth time
you've put me on hold.
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I've had enough.
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Do you even know what
you're doing?
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Can you solve my problem or not,
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yes or no?
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>> AT THE MOMENT, NO MA'AM,
I CAN'T, I'VE GOT, YOU KNOW--
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>> Yeah, I'm gonna need to speak
to your manager.
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>> YEAH, I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT
GONNA HAPPEN, SHE'S, UH--
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>> No, you need to make
that happen.
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The one thing that you could
make happen today, you need
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to make that happen.
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Get your manager on the phone
right now!
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>> O.K., ONE MOMENT,
PLEASE HOLD.
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>> No, no, no!
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Don't you dare fucking--
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>> Man: ♪ I SAW YOUR PICTURE
AT THE BOOTH ♪
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♪ AND THERE'S A UNIFORMED MAN
HERE WAITING FOR YOU ♪
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♪ AND YOU SMASHED YOUR CAMERA
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ON THE WALL... ♪
>> Woman: IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S
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LIKE A FERRARI OR SOMETHING THAT
YOU GOTTA ORDER THE PARTS
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FROM ITALY.
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YOU JUST RUN TO PEP BOYS
AND GO GET 'EM!
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YEAH, NO NO NO, I'M STILL HERE.
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WELL, THAT'LL HAVE TO DO THEN.
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BYE.
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>> ♪ ...AND YOU WON'T CATCH ME
RUNNIN' ♪
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♪ TRY AND CATCH ME
JUMPIN'... ♪
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♪ OOH, WHOA...
>> Customer service man: HELLO?
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SHELLY?
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>> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY!
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HI, HONEY!
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>> WHAT'S UP?
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>> WELL, I JUST GOT OFF THE
PHONE WITH THE CAR PEOPLE.
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MY CAR'S GONNA BE AT LEAST
ANOTHER WEEK, SO, WE GOTTA TAKE
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YOUR CAR.
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>> MY CAR.
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>> SWEETHEART--
>> WE GOTTA DRIVE TO COLORADO
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IN MY CAR?
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>> YEAH!
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>> ♪ SO THEY CHECKED OUR BAGS
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FOR A STOWAWAY ♪
♪ AND BY LAND OR BY SEA,
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YOU COULDN'T GET AWAY ♪
>> HONEY, NOBODY'S FAMILY
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IS NORMAL.
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>> WELL, YOU'VE NOT MET
MY FAMILY.
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>> NO, I HAVEN'T--
>> LOOK, IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
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I'LL CALL DAD, I'LL TELL HIM,
I'LL TELL HIM BOTH OUR CARS ARE
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BROKEN DOWN...
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>> GET IN THE CAR.
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>> IT'S GONNA HAP-- NO, LOOK--
>> I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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GET IN THE CAR, JASON!
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>> I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS A
BAD, THIS IS A BAD MOVE.
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>> JUST, COME ON.
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>> ♪ ...YOU WON'T CATCH ME
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RUNNIN' ♪
♪ TRY AND CATCH ME
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JUMPIN' ♪
♪ WHOA, OH...
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♪ WHOA, OH...
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>> SO THIS IS IT, HUH?
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>> WHAT, WHAT IS IT?
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>> LOOK, MY BROTHER TODD'S
PROBABLY GONNA HIT ON YOU.
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JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
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>> O.K., WELL, UM...
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THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS UP.
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>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>> YOU'RE NERVOUS, I KNOW.
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COME HERE.
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COME ON.
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OH...
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>> UNBELIEVABLE.
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HE WAS JUST CHECKING US OUT.
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>> WAS THAT TODD?
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>> YES, HE WAS SITTING THERE THE
WHOLE TIME, CHECKING US OUT,
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I GUARANTEE YOU.
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>> HEY, TODD, THIS ONE'S
FROM DAD.
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>> REALLY?
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DAD, THANK YOU.
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>> I...
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>> JASON, THIS ONE'S
FROM DAD TOO.
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>> OH... ALL RIGHT...
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>> Shelly: THAT'S NICE.
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>> Jason: YEAH.
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THANKS, DAD.
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>> THOSE ARE GREAT SCREWDRIVERS,
BOTH PHILLIPS AND FLAT-HEADS,
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SO...
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>> Todd: DAD...
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DAD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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THIS IS...
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DAD, THIS IS WONDERFUL.
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>> I CAN USE THESE, I REALLY
CAN... I'LL BET SHE'LL PUT ME
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TO WORK.
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>> DAD, SERIOUSLY?
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YOU SHOULD NOT,
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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>> WELL, GOOD, GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
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>> GUESS I'LL OPEN MY GIFT
FROM DAD NOW.
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OH, MY GOD!
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>> YEAH, THAT'S TOP
OF THE LINE, SON.
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>> A MITER SAW!
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>> Dad: GOT MORE FEATURES
THAN A CHINESE ROLEX.
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>> George: THIS IS A CARBIDE
TIP!
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>> THAT'S SOMETHING THERE,
GEORGE, THAT'S NICE STUFF.
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>> Jason: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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BIG GIFT...
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♪ TAH-DAH
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"THE DIAMOND STORE".
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ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA
OPEN IT FOR ME?
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>> NO, OPEN IT.
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COME ON.
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>> OH!
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HONEY, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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>> YEAH?
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>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
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>> DID I DO GOOD?
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>> YEAH, YOU DID REALLY GOOD.
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OH, HERE.
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>> Todd: WOW.
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>> Dad: OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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>> Shelly: YEAH, THANKS.
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>> JASON...
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
MAN.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT SHELLY
OVER HERE.
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WHAT KIND OF TRICK DID YOU PULL?
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HOW DID YOU GET HER?
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SHELLY, IT'S HARD FOR ME
TO TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU.
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>> Shelly: THANK YOU.
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>> Todd: YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN,
MAN, A LUCKY MAN.
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>> Jason: YEAH, I KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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>> Dad: DIG IN, EVERYBODY.
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>> Todd's girlfriend:
THANKS, DAD.
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>> George: WOW, DAD, THANKS.
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>> Shelly: LOOKS GREAT.
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>> Todd: LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
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SO, UH, JASON AND SHELLY, HOW
LONG ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER NOW?
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>> UH, ALMOST THREE YEARS.
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>> WOW.
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THREE YEARS.
DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS?
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>> UM...
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HEY, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT.
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>> Shelly: MM-HMM. >> YEAH.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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>> Jason: YEAH, YOU KNOW, JUST
WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
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>> Todd: YEAH, NO, TOTALLY.
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>> WE'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> SO, WHAT ABOUT...
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WHAT ABOUT YOU TWO?
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YOU GUYS BEEN DATING HOW LONG?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT? UM...
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I DON'T KNOW.
WE WERE PRETTY WASTED, YOU KNOW,
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WHEN I PICKED HER UP, SO IT'S
HARD TO TELL.
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>> TODD... TODD, UM...
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>> HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN
GOING OUT, BABY?
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LIKE, THREE WEEKS?
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>> TWO MONTHS... ACTUALLY.
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>> Todd: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW...
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I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY
TOO, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT... UM,
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GOT SOME BANKING THINGS COOKING.
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UH, BEEN WORKING ON DIVERSIFYING
MY PORTFOLIO.
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YOU KNOW, ROTH I.R.A.s,
THAT SORT OF DEAL.
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RISK ASSESSMENT, BUT UH,
DOING VERY WELL.
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MAKING A LOT OF MONEY.
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>> OH.
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>> WHAT, UM...
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WHAT EXACTLY IS A ROTH I.R.A.?
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WELL, BASICALLY, JASON, IT'S UM,
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IT'S A WAY OF MAKING YOUR MONEY
WORK FOR YOU RATHER THAN YOU
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WORKING FOR YOUR MONEY.
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>> George: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU MAKE THE MONEY WORK FOR YOU
RATHER THAN YOU WORKING
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FOR THE MONEY?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, GEORGE.
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JASON, YOU KNOW, I'D BE HAPPY
TO SIT DOWN AND SHOW YOU HOW.
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I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE
STILL DOING THE WHOLE, UH,
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STARVING ARTIST THING OR NOT,
BUT IF NOT, YOU KNOW, EVEN WITH
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JUST, YOU KNOW, WITH A LITTLE
BIT OF MONEY, YOU CAN MAKE
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HUGE PROFITS.
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>> YEAH, I'M STILL DOING
THE STARVING ARTIST THING,
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BUT, THANKS, APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, MAN,
THAT'S GREAT, I'M GLAD
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YOU'RE MAKING MONEY.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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>> THANKS, MAN.
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>> I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE THAT
CIRCUIT CITY HAD SUCH
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GREAT BENEFITS.
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THINK YOU COULD HOOK ME UP
WITH A JOB THERE? YEAH?
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SINCE YOU'RE DOING SO WELL?
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>> CIRCUIT CITY?
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>> YEAH... I USED TO...
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IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE, BABE.
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HE'S JUST BEING AN IDIOT.
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DAD, YOU KNOW THIS TURKEY
ISN'T BAD.
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>> WELL, THANK YOU, TODD.
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>> Todd: IT'S ALMOST EDIBLE.
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>> IT'S, UM, REALLY MOIST.
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>> Dad: OH WELL,
THANK YOU, SHELLY.
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I'LL NEVER BE THE COOK YOUR MOM
WAS, GOD BLESS HER SOUL.
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I REALLY WISH SHE COULD HAVE
BEEN HERE TODAY.
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>> George: MOM'S COOKING WAS
THE BEST, WASN'T IT, DAD?
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I MISS HER TOO.
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>> Dad: YEAH.
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>> George: I MISS HER A LOT.
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>> Dad: YEAH, I REALLY MISS HER.
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>> WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
LIKE MOM'S DEAD?
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>> I WASN'T.
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I INVITED HER.
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SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE
WITH HER FAMILY.
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>> YEAH, SHE'S OFF ON A CRUISE
WITH HER JACKASS BOYFRIEND,
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MARK.
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I DON'T LIKE THAT GUY.
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I DON'T LIKE HIM ONE BIT.
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HE'S JUST USING HER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE'S A SUCKER IF
SHE THINKS HE'S GONNA MARRY HER.
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>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT MOM
WHEN SHE'S NOT HERE TO DEFEND
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HERSELF?
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>> OH, WHAT-- LIKE, LIKE, LIKE
WE'RE ATTACKING MOM WHEN SHE'S
241
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NOT HERE OR SOMETHING?
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>> YEAH, OR SOMETHING.
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>> O.K., O.K., COME ON, LET'S
HAVE A PEACEFUL DINNER HERE.
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>> GOD, JASON, YOU'RE SUCH
A MAMA'S BOY, MAN.
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>> Dad: TODD...
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>> Todd: NO REALLY, WITH MOM,
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF SHE'S WRONG
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OR RIGHT, DUDE, YOU'VE ALWAYS
HAD A WEIRD THING WHEN IT COMES
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TO MOM.
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>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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>> IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE A MAMA'S
BOY, THAT'S ALL, IT'S O.K.
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WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU
A NEW NAME TODAY.
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JASON'S NEW NAME IS
"MAMA'S BOY".
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>> Dad: TODD...
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>> UNBELIEVABLE.
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>> TODD.
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>> WOULD YOU PASS THE POTATOES,
MAMA'S BOY?
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>> Dad: TODD?
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>> OH, SORRY.
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WOULD YOU PLEASEPASS
THE POTATOES?
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PLEASE?
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MAMA'S BOY.
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>> FUCK YOU, TODD.
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>> WHOA... JEEZ...
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>> Dad: YOU KNOW WE DON'T TALK
THAT WAY IN THIS HOUSE!
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I BRUNG YOU UP BETTER THAN THAT!
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>> WELL, TELL HIM TO SHUT UP!
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>> I'VE TOLD HIM TO SHUT UP.
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>> I MEAN, HE'S COMING AT ME
AND YOU'RE SAYING "JASON!"
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>> WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH
THE FOUL LANGUAGE.
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THE ONE WHO'S DOING THE FOUL
LANGUAGE IS THE ONE WHO GETS
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YELLED AT.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE THAT
IN THIS HOUSE.
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>> LOOK AT THIS, DAD!
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YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE
ON EVERYTHING, DAD.
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>> I DO NOT TAKE HIS SIDE ON
EVERYTHING. >> YES, YOU DO!
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>> I DO NOT! >> YES, YOU DO.
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>> Shelly: IT'S O.K., HONEY.
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>> NO, IT'S NOT O.K.
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ALL RIGHT? I MEAN...
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COME ON, JUST COME CLEAN
WITH IT, DAD.
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GEORGE IS YOUR FAVORITE,
DICKHEAD'S YOUR SECOND
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AND I'M THIRD-- IT'S THE TRUTH!
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>> LANGUAGE.
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>> Dad: ENOUGH OF THIS PROFANE
TALK, WE'RE NOT HAVING THAT KIND
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OF VULGARITY AT THIS TABLE.
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>> PLEASE, LET'S, LET'S NOT GANG
UP ON JASON, O.K.?
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I'M PLAYING A PART IN THIS TOO.
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I THINK THAT HE'S GOT
A GOOD POINT.
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JASON IS AN ARTIST.
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AND BY NATURE, ARTISTS ARE
VOLATILE, SENSITIVE HUMAN
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BEINGS, SO, I THINK THAT WE
SHOULD DISCUSS THIS OPENLY
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AS A FAMILY.
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I'D LIKE TO BEGIN,
IF THAT'S O.K., JASON?
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>> BE MY GUEST.
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>> YOU KNOW WHY, WHY YOU'RE
THE LEAST FAVORITE, RIGHT?
297
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>> WHAT, YOU GOT SOME INSIGHT
ON THIS?
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>> YEAH, I DO.
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>> OH, REALLY?
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT.
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>> YOU'RE ADOPTED, JASON.
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>> TODD, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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>> Jason: THAT'S GOOD.
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>> Todd: ASK DAD.
305
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>> THAT'S ENOUGH.
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>> ASK DAD? >> ASK HIM.
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>> Dad: TODD...
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>> THAT'S GOOD, MAN.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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>> Dad: BOYS--
>> Todd: I CAN PROVE IT.
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I HAVE PROOF.
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>> OH, YOU CAN PROVE IT?
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>> DAD'S DESK DRAWER.
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YEAH, THE TOP DRAWER, THE SECRET
DRAWER, THE ONE WITH THE KEY?
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
316
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>> JUST ASK DAD FOR THE KEY
AND CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.
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>> Dad: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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>> INSIDE YOU'LL FIND YOUR
ADOPTION PAPERS, YOUR ADOPTION
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BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND YOUR
ORIGINAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
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>> Dad: TODD, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT WHAT'S IN MY DRAWER.
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>> Todd: DAD, I KNOW.
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YOU LEFT IT OPEN ONE DAY AND
I PEEKED IN AND I SAW IT,
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SO DAD, I KNOW.
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>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU,
ALL RIGHT, BUT THERE'S NO
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ADOPTION PAPERS IN THAT DRAWER.
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>> THEY'RE IN THERE.
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>> Dad: THEY'RE NOTIN THERE.
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>> THEY'RE IN THERE.
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>> Dad: JASON--
>> HE'S AFRAID TO TELL YA, BUT
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THIS IS THE GOD'S HONEST TRUTH!
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JASON-- >> Dad: TODD! TODD!
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00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,224
>> I SWEAR TO GOD--
>> Dad, bangs table:
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THAT'S ENOUGH!
335
00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:09,331
THIS IS IT! I'M TELLING YOU
AGAIN, I'M NOT TELLING YOU ALL,
336
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BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP!
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00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,270
>> I'M NOT LYING TO YOU.
338
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>> SHUT UP!
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>> YOU'RE ADOPTED, JASON.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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>> Dad: TODD!
342
00:14:27,936 --> 00:14:28,902
GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
343
00:14:28,937 --> 00:14:29,627
>> YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?
344
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,524
>> YEAH, I'M KICKING YOU OUT!
345
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:31,146
RIGHT NOW!
346
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>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
347
00:14:31,974 --> 00:14:32,941
>> YES, YOU DID!
348
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:33,907
>> I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL HIM
THE TRUTH, DAD!
349
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,357
>> SHUT UP! YOU'RE JUST
PROVOKING HIM!
350
00:14:35,391 --> 00:14:36,841
ALL YOU'RE TRYING TO DO
IS START SOMETHING!
351
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,670
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE, YOU WANT ME
OUT, I'LL GO-- COME ON, BABY,
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00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:39,740
LET'S GO, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
353
00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:40,741
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
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00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,398
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM
FOR THE KEY, MAMA'S BOY?
355
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:43,848
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD,
FORGET IT.
356
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,918
WE'RE GONNA GET A HOTEL.
357
00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,506
>> JASON! JASON--
>> AND I'LL CALL MOM, MAYBE SHE
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CAN TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON. >> Dad: SHELLY--
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00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,474
>> COME ON, BABE, LET'S GO.
360
00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:50,165
>> Todd, laughing: CLASSIC!
361
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,028
MAMA'S BOY CALLING HIS MOMMY!
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>> Jason: GET OUT OF MY WAY.
363
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,893
>> JASON, I'M GONNA GET OUR
STUFF AND I'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE!
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00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,514
>> THAT'S AWESOME!
365
00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:55,480
"I WANT MY MOMMY!
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I WANT MY MOMMY!"
GO GIVE HER A CALL, JASON.
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00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,207
CALL MOM, I WANT YOU TO HEAR.
368
00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,001
>> OUT OF MY WAY, TODD.
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>> OR ELSE WHAT?
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00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:01,762
>> OR ELSE...
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00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:02,798
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
372
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:03,799
>> YOU'RE GONNA KICK MY ASS?
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00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,111
>> Dad: GET OFF AND GET OUT!
374
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,147
>> TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
375
00:15:07,182 --> 00:15:13,153
>> AH, FUCK.
376
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,361
THE FUCKIN' COPS.
377
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,500
>> Dad: AH, JEEZ, GUYS.
378
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:16,985
I'M SORRY, I...
379
00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:19,539
I DON'T KNOW WHO CALLED Y'ALL,
BUT THIS WAS ACTUALLY-- WE WERE
380
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:22,300
JUST HAVING A NICE, QUIET
CHRISTMAS... DINNER AND, UH,
381
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:24,924
IT KIND OF GOT OUT OF HAND,
YOU KNOW...
382
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,167
>> HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING
NOSE! >> ALL RIGHT, RELAX. TODD.
383
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:28,755
>> I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A CITIZEN'S ARREST.
384
00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,067
>> HOW'D IT START?
385
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FUCKIN' LIKE 33 YEARS AGO WHEN I
WAS BORN IS HOW IT ALL STARTED.
386
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,242
>> STAND UP. STAND UP.
387
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,105
>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
388
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,313
>> I KNOW. RELAX.
389
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,350
ALL I'M GONNA DO IS CHECK AND
SEE IF YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE
390
00:15:37,384 --> 00:15:39,386
WRONG WITH YOU OR ANY WEAPONS
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
391
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:40,629
YOU GOT ANYTHING ON YOU? >> NO.
392
00:15:40,663 --> 00:15:41,457
>> GOT ANYTHING ON YOU?
393
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:42,493
>> NO, SIR. >> YOU O.K.?
394
00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:43,770
>> NO.
>> HEY, TIGER.
395
00:15:43,804 --> 00:15:45,634
POLICE OFFICER. STOP!
396
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:47,532
>> TODD!
397
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:50,190
>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG
WITH THAT...?
398
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:51,191
>> POLICE! STOP!
399
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,227
>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
400
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:52,986
>> GO AROUND.
401
00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,056
GO AROUND THE OTHER WAY!
402
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:54,677
>> KRISTEN!
403
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:55,575
>> George: OH, MY GOD.
404
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,472
>> KRISTEN, BABY! COME ON!
405
00:15:56,507 --> 00:15:57,473
GET IN THE CAR, BABE!
406
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,406
>> TODD! STOP OR I'M
GONNA TASE YOU!
407
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,442
>> DADDY! DADDY!
408
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:01,753
>> STAND BACK. STAND BACK.
409
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:07,897
>> COME ON, MAN.
410
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:08,864
>> STAND BACK.
411
00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:09,899
>> AAH!
412
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:12,074
>> DON'T MACE MY BROTH--
>> STAY DOWN. STAY BACK.
413
00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,765
STAY DOWN.
414
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,354
>> TODD!
415
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:17,838
>> THEY'RE DOWN! THEY'RE DOWN!
416
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:18,978
CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE DOWN?
417
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,255
THAT'S ENOUGH.
418
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:50,733
>> Shelly: UGH!
419
00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:54,944
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE DO.
420
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,463
WE GO STRAIGHT IN.
421
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:59,018
NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS,
WE IGNORE HIM.
422
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,709
WE JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE ROOM.
423
00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,642
YOU WITH ME?
424
00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:03,953
>> YOU'RE BEING IRRATIONAL.
425
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:04,989
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CHILD.
426
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:05,955
>> IRRAT-- OH!
427
00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,302
>> OPEN THE CAR. COME ON.
428
00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:10,684
>> OH! >> STOP--
REAL MATURE, BABE.
429
00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:12,065
>> CRAZY. >> THAT'S GREAT.
430
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,308
YOU KNOW WHAT?
431
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,024
>> SHIT.
432
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:27,382
OVERBROOK ADOPTION HOUSE.
433
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,462
SHIT.
434
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:45,598
>> ALL RIGHT, WHOA! DAD!
435
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,220
DAD! JESUS! PUT THAT DOWN! DAD.
436
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,015
>> JASON. WHAT IS THIS?
437
00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:53,019
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
438
00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,607
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DESK?
439
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:57,299
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
GOING THROUGH MY DESK?
440
00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:00,475
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOING
THROUGH MY PRIVATE THINGS?
441
00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:03,029
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHAT'S IN HERE! >> George: DAD?
442
00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:05,134
>> AND YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
AND POKING AROUND?
443
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:07,067
I HAVE THINGS IN HERE
THAT ARE PERSONAL!
444
00:20:07,102 --> 00:20:08,068
>> DAD, IS EVERYTHING O.K.?
445
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,001
>> IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
WHAT'S IN HERE!
446
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:14,454
>> Jason: DAD, WHAT IS THIS?
447
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,387
WHY IS MY NAME ON HERE?
448
00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:17,802
>> WHAT, WHAT IS THAT, DAD?
449
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:18,700
>> DAD, ANSWER ME.
450
00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:22,082
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
451
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:25,016
"OVERBROOK ADOPTION AGENCY"?
452
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,536
"AUSTIN, TEXAS"?
453
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:30,712
"JASON ROBERTSON."
454
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,611
"TODD ROBERTSON."
455
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,958
>> George: DAD?
456
00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:39,030
ARE, ARE JASON AND TODD ADOPTED?
457
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,694
>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
458
00:20:47,729 --> 00:20:51,974
TAKE A LOOK.
459
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:53,907
WHY CAN'T YOU TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?
460
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,771
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHOSE NAME
IS ON THOSE PAPERS.
461
00:20:55,806 --> 00:21:00,189
YOU'RE MY SON AND I LOVE YOU.
462
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,915
BOTH OF YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
463
00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:07,300
I DON'T CARE WHAT THOSE
ADOPTION PAPERS SAY.
464
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:10,890
OH, GOD.
465
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:16,930
KEEP DOING WHATEVER YOU
WANT TO WITH THEM.
466
00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:18,691
>> DAD.
467
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,770
>> SO... SO I GUESS...
468
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,082
IT SAYS "BABY WILLIAMS."
469
00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:33,326
I GUESS, UH... THAT'S MY NAME.
470
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:36,950
>> MM... WOW.
471
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:38,849
HEY, BABY...
472
00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:40,333
I'LL SEE YOU UPSTAIRS, O.K.?
473
00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:45,096
>> O.K.
474
00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:49,791
>> Dad: COME ON. HAVE A SEAT.
475
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:54,554
WE ALWAYS MEANT TO TELL YOU
WHEN WE FOUND A GOOD TIME,
476
00:21:54,589 --> 00:21:59,525
BUT...
477
00:21:59,559 --> 00:22:02,424
WE NEVER JUST FOUND A GOOD TIME.
478
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:04,599
AND THE YEARS WENT BY, AND...
479
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:08,327
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
Y'ALL ARE... SEVEN AND EIGHT
480
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,605
AND...
481
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:13,366
YOU KNOW, IT WAS JUST...
482
00:22:13,401 --> 00:22:16,990
AWKWARD BY THEN, AND WE...
483
00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:21,029
I KNOW I'VE MADE A LOT
OF MISTAKES...
484
00:22:21,063 --> 00:22:36,009
BUT I ALWAYS LOVED YOU
AND I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FATHER.
485
00:22:36,009 --> 00:22:37,839
BUT I ALWAYS LOVED YOU
AND I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FATHER.
486
00:22:46,606 --> 00:22:47,435
>> CHRISTMAS.
487
00:22:47,469 --> 00:22:49,368
THEY'RE NOT OPEN TILL MONDAY.
488
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,299
>> I'M SORRY, BABY.
489
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:54,407
>> YEAH.
490
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:56,236
BABY...
491
00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:58,687
YOU HAVE A FULL WEEK
OF VACATION, RIGHT?
492
00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:01,414
>> YEAH. WHY?
493
00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:04,348
>> LET'S JUST DRIVE TO AUSTIN.
494
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,075
LET'S JUST DRIVE TO THE ADOPTION
AGENCY AND MAYBE I CAN GET
495
00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:08,525
SOME ANSWERS.
496
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:09,974
I MEAN, I WANT TO FIND OUT.
497
00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:12,425
I WANT TO, I WANT TO KNOW.
498
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,910
>> Todd: ALL RIGHT.
499
00:23:23,056 --> 00:23:24,817
LISTEN, MAN.
500
00:23:24,851 --> 00:23:26,025
>> Jason: WHAT?
501
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:27,267
>> I WANT TO GO WITH YOU.
502
00:23:27,302 --> 00:23:29,200
>> YOU OWE ME, DUDE.
503
00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:35,828
>> YEAH, MAN, I DO OWE YOU.
504
00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:38,037
I OWE YOU FOR SHARING
THAT WITH ME. YOU'RE AWESOME.
505
00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:39,141
>> JASON, COME ON, MAN.
506
00:23:39,176 --> 00:23:40,833
>> YOU'RE AN AWESOME
BROTHER, MAN.
507
00:23:40,867 --> 00:23:41,937
>> I CAN, I CAN HELP.
508
00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:42,628
>> APPRECIATE IT.
509
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:43,594
>> I CAN HELP, MAN.
510
00:23:43,629 --> 00:23:44,457
LISTEN TO ME.
511
00:23:44,492 --> 00:23:45,631
I'LL PAY FOR THE GAS.
512
00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:47,046
I'M SORRY, O.K.?
513
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,841
I'M A DICKHEAD.
514
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,256
ALL RIGHT? THERE, I SAID IT.
515
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:51,913
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? FINE.
516
00:23:51,947 --> 00:23:53,466
FORGET ABOUT IT.
517
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,674
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.
518
00:23:54,709 --> 00:23:56,158
GOOD LUCK STARTING YOUR CAR.
519
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:58,471
PUT THAT IN THE HOLE
RIGHT THERE.
520
00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,679
THERE YOU GO, YOU GOT IT.
521
00:23:59,714 --> 00:24:00,611
>> Shelly: FUCK OFF, TODD.
522
00:24:00,646 --> 00:24:01,992
>> FUCK YOU TOO, BUDDY.
523
00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,787
FUCK YOUR ASS, MAN.
524
00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:05,513
FUCK YOUR ASS.
525
00:24:05,547 --> 00:24:12,727
>> Shelly: SO I NEED AN
526
00:24:12,761 --> 00:24:18,491
EIGHT-LETTER WORD FOR "MISSING
AT SEA."
527
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,493
>> CASTAWAY.
528
00:24:20,528 --> 00:24:21,563
>> CASTAWAY? THAT'S ONE WORD?
529
00:24:21,598 --> 00:24:22,806
>> CASTAWAY.
530
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,566
>> SEVEN, EIGHT.
531
00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:26,326
YES!
532
00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:29,675
CASTAWAY. YOU MAKE ME SICK.
533
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:33,610
SO, NOW I NEED...
534
00:24:33,644 --> 00:24:36,716
"BANJO SOUND."
535
00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:38,407
>> NO WAY.
536
00:24:38,442 --> 00:24:39,961
>> STRUM?
537
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:41,203
WAIT, THAT DOESN'T WORK.
538
00:24:41,238 --> 00:24:42,135
"S" DOES.
539
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,482
>> YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
540
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,898
>> WELL, NO, I MEAN, IT'S NOT
THAT EASY. IT'S--
541
00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:48,141
>> NO, NO, NO, NO!
542
00:24:48,176 --> 00:24:49,902
>> WHAT? WHAT?
543
00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:51,386
>> NO!
544
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:53,077
TODD'S BACK THERE!
545
00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:54,078
>> WHAT?
546
00:24:54,113 --> 00:24:55,977
>> I SWEAR TO GOD
HE'S BACK THERE.
547
00:24:56,011 --> 00:24:56,978
>> WHERE? WHERE?
548
00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:57,772
>> BACK THERE.
549
00:24:57,806 --> 00:24:58,807
THE BROWN LINCOLN. SEE IT?
550
00:24:58,842 --> 00:25:00,913
>> OH, NO WAY. >> YES.
551
00:25:00,947 --> 00:25:02,086
>> NO. >> YES.
552
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:03,122
>> WELL, GO FASTER, HONEY.
553
00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:04,054
>> "GO FASTER."
554
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:05,538
BABY, I'M AT TOP SPEED AT 55.
555
00:25:05,573 --> 00:25:06,470
I'M GONNA PULL OVER.
556
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,402
>> OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
557
00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,783
DO NOT PULL OVER. >> YES, I AM.
558
00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:09,887
>> JASON, DON'T PULL OVER. NO!
559
00:25:09,922 --> 00:25:10,612
>> BABY...
560
00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,096
>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
561
00:25:12,131 --> 00:25:13,132
>> WELL, I CAN'T OUTRUN HIM.
562
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,236
>> I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM.
563
00:25:14,271 --> 00:25:16,411
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK
TO HIM. I'LL TALK TO HIM.
564
00:25:16,445 --> 00:25:18,551
>> I DO NOT WANT THAT MAN
FOLLOWING ME.
565
00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:19,379
>> I'LL HANDLE IT.
566
00:25:19,414 --> 00:25:20,242
>> HE CREEPS ME OUT.
567
00:25:20,277 --> 00:25:21,243
HE'S GOT THE GOATEE.
568
00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:22,728
HE BLINKS TOO MUCH.
569
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:25,454
>> I'LL HANDLE IT.
570
00:25:25,489 --> 00:25:27,905
HEY, COME ON! I SEE YOU!
571
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:11,500
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
572
00:26:11,535 --> 00:26:14,918
>> THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
573
00:26:14,952 --> 00:26:16,471
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS.
574
00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:19,198
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
575
00:26:19,232 --> 00:26:20,475
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TEXAS.
576
00:26:20,509 --> 00:26:21,545
>> IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, MAN.
577
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,442
IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
578
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:23,340
THESE ARE PUBLIC ROADS.
579
00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,445
I CAN GO WHEREVER THE HELL
I WANT TO GO.
580
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,206
>> TODD!
581
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,172
JUST GO HOME.
582
00:26:28,207 --> 00:26:31,762
>> BABY, PLEASE, PLEASE.
583
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:33,005
PLEASE.
584
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:34,800
PLEASE, PLEASE GO HOME, MAN.
585
00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:35,801
PLEASE. COME ON.
586
00:26:35,835 --> 00:26:37,837
I'M NOT GONNA PLAY THIS GAME
WITH YOU, MAN.
587
00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:38,907
THIS IS RETARDED.
588
00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:40,599
>> NO, YOU'RE PLAYING
THE GAME, MAN. >> WHAT GAME?
589
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,014
I'M NOT PLAYING A GAME WITH YOU.
590
00:26:42,048 --> 00:26:43,256
>> ME AND YOU. ME AND YOU.
591
00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:44,119
>> NO.
592
00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:45,017
>> I'M GONNA WIN.
593
00:26:45,051 --> 00:26:46,052
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN.
594
00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:46,950
>> I'M GONNA WIN.
595
00:26:46,984 --> 00:26:48,054
>> OH, YEAH.
596
00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:48,952
I DON'T THINK SO.
597
00:26:48,986 --> 00:26:50,125
>> ALL RIGHT, O.K.
598
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,265
LET'S PLAY GAMES, JASON.
599
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,370
GLOVES ARE OFF.
600
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:56,649
LET'S PLAY GAMES.
601
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,721
SCISSOR, SCISSOR, SCISSOR,
ROCK, ROCK, ROCK, PAPER,
602
00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:02,621
SCISSOR, SCISSOR, PAPER, PAPER,
ROCK, ROCK.
603
00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:03,656
JASON, COME ON, MAN.
604
00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:04,864
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU, DUDE.
605
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,072
>> I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, TODD.
606
00:27:06,107 --> 00:27:07,453
>> JASON...
607
00:27:07,487 --> 00:27:10,387
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
608
00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:26,714
>> NOTHING. IT'S COOL, BABY.
609
00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:28,957
>> HE'S STILL FOLLOWING US.
610
00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:30,718
>> I KNOW.
611
00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:32,064
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
612
00:27:32,098 --> 00:27:33,513
I GOT A PLAN.
613
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:11,897
WHAT?
614
00:28:11,931 --> 00:28:13,795
>> YOU SAID YOU HAD A PLAN.
615
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,176
>> I DO.
616
00:28:15,210 --> 00:28:17,730
LOOK, WE JUST OUTLAST HIM,
617
00:28:17,765 --> 00:28:19,318
ALL RIGHT?
618
00:28:19,352 --> 00:28:21,458
I MEAN, THERE'S TWO OF US,
THERE'S ONE OF HIM.
619
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:22,839
HE'S GOT TO SLEEP AT SOME POINT.
620
00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,703
WE'LL KEEP DRIVING
THROUGH THE NIGHT.
621
00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,360
WE JUST BEAT HIM
THROUGH ATTRITION.
622
00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:29,777
>> ATTRITION?
623
00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:31,744
ATTRITION, JASON?
624
00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:32,745
REALLY?
625
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,746
THIS IS QUALITY TIME.
626
00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:37,198
THIS IS A... A-GAME VACATION.
627
00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:39,614
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
628
00:28:42,962 --> 00:28:46,794
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
629
00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:48,243
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
630
00:28:48,278 --> 00:28:53,179
>> I'M CHANGING THE PLAN,
ALL RIGHT? HAPPY?
631
00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,560
SEE? LOOK, LOOK.
632
00:28:54,594 --> 00:28:56,493
WE'LL LOSE HIM RIGHT HERE.
633
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,425
DAMN IT.
634
00:28:57,459 --> 00:28:58,702
>> OH, I THINK YOU LOST HIM!
635
00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,634
OH, NO.
636
00:28:59,668 --> 00:29:00,669
>> BABY, PLEASE.
637
00:29:00,704 --> 00:29:02,948
PLEASE LET ME HANDLE THIS.
638
00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:04,466
>> THIS IS FUN.
639
00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:06,399
>> LOOK, YOU WANTED ME
TO LOSE HIM, RIGHT?
640
00:29:06,434 --> 00:29:09,886
YOU WANTED ME TO...
641
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,060
>> THIS IS SO--
>> I GOT IT, I GOT IT,
642
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:15,408
ALL RIGHT?
643
00:29:15,443 --> 00:29:16,513
THIS IS GONNA WORK.
644
00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:17,479
>> MM-HMM.
645
00:29:17,514 --> 00:29:20,172
>> THIS IS GONNA WORK.
646
00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:28,594
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
647
00:29:28,628 --> 00:29:31,079
COME ON, BABY. COME ON.
648
00:29:31,114 --> 00:29:32,667
WHOO, HA-HA!
649
00:29:32,701 --> 00:29:35,566
>> Todd: COME ON!
650
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:38,224
>> HA-HA! YES!
651
00:29:38,259 --> 00:29:39,708
I GOT YOU, BUDDY.
652
00:29:39,743 --> 00:29:40,951
>> MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
653
00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:42,159
COME ON, MAN!
654
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,160
>> Jason: HOLD ON, BABY.
655
00:29:43,195 --> 00:29:44,403
I'M GETTING US OUT OF HERE.
656
00:29:44,437 --> 00:29:46,370
>> HEY, BOSS, I WILL
657
00:29:46,405 --> 00:29:47,544
HAVE YOUR JOB.
658
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,028
I WILL HAVE YOUR JOB.
659
00:29:49,063 --> 00:29:52,894
FUCK YOUR ASS, MAN.
660
00:29:52,929 --> 00:29:53,895
>> Jason: ALL RIGHT!
661
00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:54,965
DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?
662
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,001
DID YOU SEE THAT, BABY?
663
00:29:56,035 --> 00:29:56,864
>> YEAH, I SAW IT.
664
00:29:56,898 --> 00:29:57,761
>> THAT WAS AWESOME.
665
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:58,486
I'M GUNNING IT.
666
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,590
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.
667
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:00,799
I'M GONNA CUT THE LIGHTS.
668
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,731
>> WHAT... >> NO, THAT WAY--
>> JASON, TURN ON THE LIGHTS!
669
00:30:02,766 --> 00:30:04,768
>> NO, NO, I GOT TO--
>> TURN ON THE LIGHTS, JASON!
670
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,665
>> BABY, I'M DRIVING.
671
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,735
I GOT IT, ALL RIGHT?
672
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:09,255
>> TURN ON THE
FUCKING LIGHTS BEFORE I
673
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:11,292
STRANGLE YOU!
674
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:14,191
>> WHAT THE FUCK?
675
00:31:06,726 --> 00:31:11,386
>> Todd: I'M SORRY YOU WRECKED
YOUR CAR, MAN.
676
00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:16,357
THAT SUCKS.
677
00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:18,704
I'M S...
678
00:31:18,738 --> 00:31:21,500
IF I... HAD, YOU KNOW,
A SMALL ROLE
679
00:31:21,534 --> 00:31:25,676
IN, IN LEADING UP
TO THAT TOO, I, I'M...
680
00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:27,023
MY BAD, MAN.
681
00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:32,028
MY BAD.
682
00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:34,720
WHAT?
683
00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:37,171
>> LOOK, MAN, I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU JUST DIDN'T TALK
684
00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:38,241
FOR A WHILE, O.K.?
685
00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:39,380
>> O.K.
686
00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:40,899
O.K.
687
00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:45,696
YOU'RE RIGHT, SORRY, YEAH.
688
00:31:45,731 --> 00:31:50,978
SILENCE IS GOOD.
689
00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:53,463
SI... SILENCE ISGOOD.
690
00:31:59,296 --> 00:32:03,404
...SO, THE WAY I FIGURE IT,
WITH MY SUPERIOR GENETICS
691
00:32:03,438 --> 00:32:06,303
AND INTELLECT, WE SHOULD BE ABLE
TO TRACK DOWN OUR BIRTH PARENTS
692
00:32:06,338 --> 00:32:07,718
IN THREE DAYS, TOPS.
693
00:32:07,753 --> 00:32:08,961
NO PROBLEM.
694
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:11,860
>> SUPERIOR GENETICS
AND INTELLECT?
695
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:13,483
>> YEAH. YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
696
00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:16,210
THE OLDER SIBLING IS ALWAYS
SUPERIOR, SHELLY.
697
00:32:16,244 --> 00:32:17,694
THEY GET THE BETTER GENETICS.
698
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:21,387
SMARTER, STRONGER,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
699
00:32:21,422 --> 00:32:22,941
IT'S A SCIENTIFIC FACT.
700
00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,770
I SAW IT ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
701
00:32:24,804 --> 00:32:26,151
>> THAT'S GREAT.
702
00:32:26,185 --> 00:32:29,637
O.K., TODD, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU'RE A DUMB-ASS, O.K.?
703
00:32:29,671 --> 00:32:31,432
SECOND OF ALL...
704
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:32,985
WE'RE NOT SIBLINGS.
705
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,504
WE'RE NOT GENETICALLY RELATED.
706
00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:38,370
>> WE WERE RAISED UNDER THE SAME
ROOF, IN THE SAME ENVIRONMENT...
707
00:32:38,404 --> 00:32:39,302
WE'RE BROTHERS.
708
00:32:39,336 --> 00:32:40,372
>> NOT BY BLOOD.
709
00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:41,580
>> JASON....
710
00:32:41,614 --> 00:32:43,927
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA
FIND THEM WITHOUT ME?
711
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:44,617
>> I'LL FIND THEM.
712
00:32:44,652 --> 00:32:45,308
>> SERIOUSLY.
713
00:32:45,342 --> 00:32:46,688
THINK ABOUT IT, MAN.
714
00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:49,519
LOOK, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER AT
EVERYTHING AND I'M GONNA BE...
715
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,245
I'M GONNA BE BETTER AT THIS TOO.
716
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:54,420
>> O.K. >> ANYTHING WE'VE EVER
DONE, I'VE BEEN BETTER.
717
00:32:54,455 --> 00:32:56,698
SPORTS... LOOKS...
718
00:32:56,733 --> 00:32:59,563
SCORED HIGHER ON MY S.A.T.s
IT'S TRUE.
719
00:32:59,598 --> 00:33:01,082
I'M STRONGER... EVERYTHING.
720
00:33:01,117 --> 00:33:03,084
>> YOU'RE NOT STRONGER THAN ME.
721
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:04,327
>> YES, I AM.
722
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:05,466
>> NO. YOU'RE NOT.
723
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,674
>>: YES, I AM.
724
00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,779
>> I'VE BEATEN YOU
AT PLENTY OF THINGS.
725
00:33:08,814 --> 00:33:09,780
>> LIKE WHAT? NAME ONE THING.
726
00:33:09,815 --> 00:33:10,816
NAME ONE THING.
727
00:33:10,850 --> 00:33:12,611
>> HORSESHOES.
728
00:33:12,645 --> 00:33:13,715
>> HORSESHOES?
729
00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:16,201
>> YES.
730
00:33:16,235 --> 00:33:18,651
>> WHAT?
731
00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:19,825
>> YOU'RE GAY.
732
00:33:19,859 --> 00:33:20,757
>> OH, O.K.
733
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:21,413
THAT'S GAY.
734
00:33:21,447 --> 00:33:22,621
O.K., UH, TENNIS.
735
00:33:22,655 --> 00:33:23,725
>> NOT TRUE. >> GOLF.
736
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,106
>> WHAT HE SAYS IS FALSE.
737
00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:26,280
>> NO. IT IS TRUE.
738
00:33:26,314 --> 00:33:29,628
>> EVEN IN STUPID CONTESTS
LIKE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, I
739
00:33:29,662 --> 00:33:32,079
WOULD COMPLETELY DOMINATE HIM.
740
00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:34,667
YOU WANNA GO, MAN?
741
00:33:34,702 --> 00:33:35,806
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS?
742
00:33:35,841 --> 00:33:38,395
COME ON.
COME ON, LET'S GO. >> TODD...
743
00:33:38,430 --> 00:33:39,776
>> ROCK... ROCK.
744
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,398
>> TODD. >> ROCK.
745
00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,780
PAPER, PAPER, ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS. >> I'M NOT...
746
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:44,712
>> ROCK, ROCK?
747
00:33:44,746 --> 00:33:45,782
PAPER, SCISSORS. >> GROW UP.
748
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:46,921
>> PAPER, SCISSORS, ROCK, ROCK.
749
00:33:46,955 --> 00:33:48,198
PAPER, PAPER, SCISSORS, SCISSOR.
750
00:33:48,233 --> 00:33:51,167
SCISSORS, ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER,
PAPER, PAPER, SCISSORS, PAPER,
751
00:33:51,201 --> 00:33:51,857
SCISSORS... >> GOD...
752
00:33:51,891 --> 00:33:53,134
>> ROCK, ROCK, PAPER.
753
00:33:53,169 --> 00:33:54,342
>> TODD, I'M NOT GONNA PLAY YOU.
754
00:33:54,377 --> 00:33:55,481
>> SCISSORS. SCISSORS, SCISSORS.
755
00:33:55,516 --> 00:33:58,174
>> I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY YOU
AT ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
756
00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,106
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
757
00:34:03,317 --> 00:34:04,456
>> COME ON...
758
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:05,250
>> TEST OF STRENGTH.
759
00:34:05,284 --> 00:34:06,044
TEST OF STRENGTH.
760
00:34:06,078 --> 00:34:07,252
>> COME ON, MAN.
761
00:34:07,286 --> 00:34:09,081
>> YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE
STRONGER THAN ME, SO YOU CAN...
762
00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:10,703
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
DEMONSTRATE THAT
763
00:34:10,738 --> 00:34:11,946
VERY EASILY, RIGHT?
764
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:13,879
>> I'M NOT GOING TO ARM WRESTLE
YOU HERE IN THIS RESTAURANT.
765
00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:14,707
>> SHELLY, HE SAID... RIGHT?
766
00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:15,639
HE SAID THAT...
767
00:34:15,674 --> 00:34:16,640
HE SAID, "I'M STRONGER.
768
00:34:16,675 --> 00:34:19,091
I, JASON, AM STRONGER
THAN YOU, TODD."
769
00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,161
THAT'S, THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.
770
00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:21,438
>> YEAH, NO, I HEARD HIM, TODD.
771
00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:23,992
IT'S JUST THAT IT'S STUPID
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER.
772
00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:26,167
YOU DON'T... >> BUT THIS WILL
PROVE... THIS WILL PROVE...
773
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,030
THIS WILL PROVE...
774
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,066
>> BUT WHO CARES?
775
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,447
>> I CARE.
776
00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:32,277
I CARE, JASON.
777
00:34:32,311 --> 00:34:33,864
>> ALL RIGHT.
778
00:34:33,899 --> 00:34:34,624
ALL RIGHT.
779
00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:35,418
>> YEAH? >> ALL RIGHT.
780
00:34:35,452 --> 00:34:36,108
>> ALL RIGHT.
781
00:34:36,143 --> 00:34:36,902
>> LET'S DO IT.
782
00:34:36,936 --> 00:34:37,765
O.K.?
783
00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:38,766
COUNT OF THREE, ALL RIGHT?
784
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:39,594
>> SURE.
785
00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:40,388
>> ONE... TWO...
786
00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:41,148
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA...
787
00:34:41,182 --> 00:34:42,045
CHEATING... BAD ANGLE.
788
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,046
>> THREE.
789
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,945
>> THAT'S A BAD ANGLE.
790
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,568
>> COME ON, MAN.
791
00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:49,570
>> THAT ALL YOU GOT, MAN?
792
00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:57,509
>> Jason: OW! JESUS....
793
00:34:57,543 --> 00:34:58,682
>> WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
794
00:34:58,717 --> 00:35:00,719
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT WAS
THAT?" YOU LET GO. >> NO.
795
00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:01,478
>> YEAH, YOU DID.
796
00:35:01,513 --> 00:35:02,307
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
797
00:35:02,341 --> 00:35:03,135
>> YES, YES, YES, YES.
798
00:35:03,170 --> 00:35:04,274
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
799
00:35:04,309 --> 00:35:06,759
...I DIDN'T PULL AWAY, MAN--
YOU LET GO.
800
00:35:06,794 --> 00:35:07,760
>> Jason: NO, I DIDN'T, DUDE.
801
00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:08,692
YOU LET GO.
802
00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:10,108
>> NO, NO, NO.
803
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:13,041
YOU GOT SCARED, AND YOU DIDN'T
WANT ME TO EMBARRASS YOU
804
00:35:13,076 --> 00:35:15,872
IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRL,
SO YOU TOOK THE EASY WAY OUT AND
805
00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:17,356
YOU DECIDED TO BE A PUSSY, MAN.
806
00:35:17,391 --> 00:35:18,219
>> OH, COME ON.
807
00:35:18,254 --> 00:35:19,082
WHO WAS THE ONE?
808
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:19,979
"BAD... BAD ANGLE.
809
00:35:20,014 --> 00:35:20,739
BAD... HOLD ON.
810
00:35:20,773 --> 00:35:22,085
WAIT, WAIT-- BAD ANGLE."
811
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,190
>> YOU'RE A CHEATER.
812
00:35:23,224 --> 00:35:24,087
>> OH, I'M A CHEATER.
813
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:24,674
WHATEVER, DUDE.
814
00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:25,916
>> SHELLY? SHELLY?
815
00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:30,266
WHO WAS THE PUSSY BACK THERE?
816
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,751
SHELLY? WHO WAS THE PUSSY?
817
00:35:32,785 --> 00:35:34,166
WAS IT ME OR WAS IT JASON?
818
00:35:34,201 --> 00:35:37,411
>> CAN WE JUST DRIVE
IN SILENCE, PLEASE?
819
00:35:37,445 --> 00:35:39,102
>> Todd: O.K.
820
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,517
ALL RIGHT.
821
00:35:40,552 --> 00:35:41,518
FINE, MAN.
822
00:35:41,553 --> 00:35:44,003
WE SETTLE THIS SHIT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
823
00:35:44,038 --> 00:35:46,109
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
824
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:51,321
FREEZE OUT!
825
00:35:51,356 --> 00:35:52,357
FREEZE OUT, BABY!
826
00:35:52,391 --> 00:35:54,152
>> ALL RIGHT.
827
00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,465
>> THE FIRST ONE WHO ROLLS UP
HIS WINDOW IS THE PUSSY!
828
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,881
>> O.K.... O.K., YOU WANT TO
TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY?
829
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:00,882
>> I'LL GO ALL THE WAY.
830
00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:01,711
>> ALL RIGHT, NO SHIRTS.
831
00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:02,919
NO JACKETS, ALL RIGHT?
832
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:03,885
>>: O.K.!
833
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,783
NOW WE'RE TALKING!
834
00:36:04,817 --> 00:36:06,094
CHILD'S PLAY, MAMA'S BOY.
835
00:36:06,129 --> 00:36:08,787
>> Shelly: O.K., I ROLLED UP MY
WINDOW-- I AM THE FUCKING PUSSY.
836
00:36:08,821 --> 00:36:09,995
O.K., YOU GUYS?
837
00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:11,238
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
838
00:36:11,272 --> 00:36:12,929
>> Todd: THAT DOESN'T COUNT,
SHELLY-- THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND
839
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:13,999
JASON. >> Jason: OH, YEAH...
840
00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:15,656
>> YEAH, THIS IS REALLY
MACHO, YOU GUYS. >> OH...
841
00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:16,277
>> GIVE ME THAT.
842
00:36:16,312 --> 00:36:18,003
YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.
843
00:36:18,037 --> 00:36:19,004
JESUS...
844
00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:19,832
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN.
845
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:20,661
YOU DOING ALL RIGHT?
846
00:36:20,695 --> 00:36:21,903
>> I FEEL GREAT.
847
00:36:21,938 --> 00:36:23,940
>> YOU WANT TO TAKE IT TO THE
NEXT LEVEL, BABY? YOU WANT TO
848
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,148
TAKE IT TO DEF-CON 3, BITCH?
849
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:25,907
>> WHAT'S DEF-CON 3?
850
00:36:25,942 --> 00:36:27,115
>> I'LL TAKE IT TO DEF-CON 1.
851
00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:28,116
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT.
852
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:29,117
HOLD THE CAP. >> ALL RIGHT.
853
00:36:29,152 --> 00:36:30,188
>> Shelly: OH, MY GOD!
854
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,224
NO WAY, YOU GUYS!
855
00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:33,743
>> DON'T HOG IT.
856
00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:34,778
DON'T HOG IT ALL!
857
00:36:34,813 --> 00:36:38,472
>> Shelly: WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!
858
00:36:38,506 --> 00:36:41,820
>> OH... HAIR PIE.
859
00:36:41,854 --> 00:36:44,167
>> JASON, PLEASE ROLL UP
THE WINDOW.
860
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:44,823
>> BABY, DON'T WORRY.
861
00:36:44,857 --> 00:36:45,962
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
862
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:49,379
>> IT'S GOING TO BE A FUCKING
BLAST, SHELLY.
863
00:36:49,414 --> 00:36:51,139
>> Jason: YEAH... YEAH.
864
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,128
>> Jason: ALL THE WAY....
865
00:37:14,162 --> 00:37:16,993
ALL THE WAY.
866
00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:21,618
>> YOU WANT THAT... DON'T YOU?
867
00:37:21,653 --> 00:37:23,310
GOOD...
868
00:37:23,344 --> 00:37:25,898
GOOD...
869
00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:28,660
ALL... ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS P-PRESS IT, JASON,
870
00:37:28,694 --> 00:37:30,972
AND ALL THE PAIN WILL GO AWAY.
871
00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:32,042
JUST PRESS THE BUT...
872
00:37:32,077 --> 00:37:35,908
JUST PRESS THE BUTTON, JASON.
873
00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,220
>> NEVER.
874
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,222
NEVER. NO WAY.
875
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,811
>> SO BE IT.
876
00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,191
>> ALL THE WAY.
877
00:37:43,226 --> 00:37:44,434
ALL THE WAY.
878
00:37:44,469 --> 00:37:49,232
>> SH-SHELLY?
SH-SHELLY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
879
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,165
>> UH... HUH...
880
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:52,408
>> Jason: ALL THE WAY...
881
00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:53,443
>> JASON?
882
00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:55,687
JASON?
883
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:57,447
JASON, WHERE ARE YOU?
884
00:37:57,482 --> 00:37:59,242
JASON? >> WHAT, BABY?
885
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,382
>> JASON, DO YOU LOVE ME?
886
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:03,211
>> UH-HUH.
887
00:38:03,246 --> 00:38:05,662
>> THEN, PLEASE...
888
00:38:05,697 --> 00:38:08,562
ROLL... UP YOUR WINDOW.
889
00:38:08,596 --> 00:38:09,217
>> NO, BABY.
890
00:38:09,252 --> 00:38:10,426
DON'T ASK ME TO DO THAT.
891
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:11,185
>> JASON, JASON...
892
00:38:11,219 --> 00:38:12,013
D-DO IT, DO IT.
893
00:38:12,048 --> 00:38:13,014
>> ROLL UP THE WINDOW.
894
00:38:13,049 --> 00:38:14,740
>> DON'T ASK ME TO DO THAT,
BABY, NO!
895
00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:15,983
>> DO IT FOR LOVE, JASON.
896
00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:20,298
FOR LOVE... FOR LOVE.
FOR LOVE, JASON... FOR LOVE.
897
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,747
>> I'M GONNA ROLL IT UP.
898
00:38:21,782 --> 00:38:22,679
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT, BABY.
899
00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:23,370
>> YES, I AM.
900
00:38:23,404 --> 00:38:24,267
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
901
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,511
>> ROLL IT UP!
902
00:38:26,545 --> 00:38:27,512
>> O.K....
903
00:38:27,546 --> 00:38:29,479
>> ROLL UP THE WINDOW!
904
00:38:29,514 --> 00:38:30,894
>> BABY...
905
00:38:30,929 --> 00:38:34,242
>> ROLL IT UP!
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
906
00:38:34,277 --> 00:38:35,313
JUST PRESS IT.
907
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:37,418
>> I'M DOING IT, O.K.?
908
00:38:37,453 --> 00:38:38,695
>> I'M ROLLING IT UP.
909
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:39,524
I'M ROLLING IT UP.
910
00:38:39,558 --> 00:38:41,836
I'M ROLLING IT UP.
911
00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:44,149
I'M ROLLING IT.
912
00:38:44,183 --> 00:38:46,496
O.K....
913
00:38:46,531 --> 00:38:47,773
O.K....
914
00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:49,223
O.K....
915
00:38:49,257 --> 00:38:50,845
O.K....
916
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,883
>> PUSSY... YOU'RE THE...
917
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:56,541
>> ROLL UP YOUR FUCKING WINDOW!
918
00:38:56,575 --> 00:38:57,887
ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW!
919
00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,027
>> ARE YOU, ARE YOU,
ARE YOU SURE, PUSSY?
920
00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:00,959
>> ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW!
921
00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:03,651
>> O.K....
922
00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:04,825
>> ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW.
923
00:39:04,859 --> 00:39:12,660
I AIN'T ROLLING IT BACK DOWN!
924
00:39:12,695 --> 00:39:21,635
>> Shelly: YOU GUYS ARE
925
00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:24,051
A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS!
926
00:39:24,085 --> 00:39:25,432
>> YOU'RE THE PUSSY.
927
00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,415
>> TAKE YOUR CLOTHES!
928
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:01,778
HEY...
929
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:08,889
CAN I COME IN?
930
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:13,238
>> WHY WOULDN'T YOU
ROLL UP THE WINDOW FOR ME?
931
00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:16,379
>> I DON'T KNOW, I JUST...
932
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,761
I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROVE
A POINT.
933
00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:20,866
>> WHAT POINT, JASON?
934
00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:23,041
THAT YOU CAN ACT LIKE A
10-YEAR-OLD LONGER THAN
935
00:40:23,075 --> 00:40:23,973
YOUR BROTHER CAN?
936
00:40:24,007 --> 00:40:24,974
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
937
00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:26,631
>> NO, BABY, IT'S JUST...
938
00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,874
HE'S BEEN DOING THIS
EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS
939
00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:30,324
AND HE JUST REELED ME IN.
940
00:40:30,358 --> 00:40:31,325
I COULDN'T LET HIM...
941
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:33,154
I'M TIRED OF HIM THINKING
HE'S BETTER THAN ME
942
00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:34,155
ALL THE TIME.
943
00:40:34,190 --> 00:40:35,674
>> OH.... YOU'RE BROTHER,
WHO YOU CAN'T STAND?
944
00:40:35,709 --> 00:40:38,228
YOU'RE TIRED OF HIM
THINKING THAT?
945
00:40:38,263 --> 00:40:42,267
SEE, TO ME THAT SAYS THAT YOU
CARE MORE ABOUT WHAT HE THINKS
946
00:40:42,301 --> 00:40:43,199
THAN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
947
00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:44,200
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS.
948
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,857
>> BUT THAT'S WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE, JASON.
949
00:40:45,891 --> 00:40:47,099
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
950
00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:51,276
>> THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
951
00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:53,278
AND YOU GAVE ME EARRINGS.
952
00:41:00,527 --> 00:41:05,048
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GROW UP.
953
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:20,029
>> SHELLY...
954
00:41:20,029 --> 00:41:27,415
>> SHELLY...
955
00:41:42,016 --> 00:41:44,536
>> HEY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
956
00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:45,710
>> YEAH? WHAT? NO.
957
00:41:45,744 --> 00:41:46,400
>> IT'S ABOUT JASON.
958
00:41:46,434 --> 00:41:47,712
LOOK, I NEED TO GET IN.
959
00:41:47,746 --> 00:41:50,438
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW,
SHELLY, COME ON. >> DO YOU HAVE
960
00:41:50,473 --> 00:41:53,234
TO DO IT NOW, TODD? >> YES. I
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
961
00:41:53,269 --> 00:41:54,235
>> LOOK, I'M IN A TOWEL.
962
00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,030
>> PLEASE...
963
00:41:56,065 --> 00:42:00,656
I JUST TALKED TO JASON
AND, UM...
964
00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:04,107
HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON YOU.
965
00:42:04,142 --> 00:42:09,872
SOME GIRL NAMED LISA
THAT YOU WORK WITH?
966
00:42:09,906 --> 00:42:12,288
>> LISA McDONALD?
967
00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:15,740
>> HE'S BEEN SLEEPING WITH HER
FOR OVER A MONTH NOW, AND HE
968
00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:19,916
SAID WHEN HE GETS BACK...
969
00:42:19,951 --> 00:42:25,473
HE'S GOING TO DUMP YOU.
970
00:42:25,508 --> 00:42:27,993
SHELLY, I'M SORRY.
971
00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:29,547
I'M REALLY SORRY.
972
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:31,549
>> UGH...
973
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:32,550
>> OH, MY GOD...
974
00:42:39,729 --> 00:42:41,559
>> HEY...
975
00:42:50,188 --> 00:42:54,744
>> SHELLY...
976
00:42:54,779 --> 00:42:57,540
BABY, I'M SORRY!
977
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,681
NOW, COME ON...
978
00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:18,630
>> NO, BIG MISTAKE.
979
00:43:18,665 --> 00:43:19,976
DON'T DO IT, MAN.
980
00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:21,253
>> WHAT?
981
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:23,911
>> YOU GO TELL HER THAT YOU'RE
SORRY AGAIN, GAME'S OVER, MAN--
982
00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:25,395
YOU LOSE.
983
00:43:25,430 --> 00:43:27,294
YOU NEED TO WAIT.
984
00:43:27,328 --> 00:43:31,988
JUST WAIT.
985
00:43:32,023 --> 00:43:34,335
JASON...
986
00:43:34,370 --> 00:43:35,820
JASON, YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
987
00:43:35,854 --> 00:43:37,718
YOU GAVE HER EARRINGS, MAN.
988
00:43:37,753 --> 00:43:39,168
>> SO?
989
00:43:39,202 --> 00:43:41,204
I SPENT A LOT OF MONEY
ON THOSE EARRINGS, MAN.
990
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,310
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
PICKING THEM OUT.
991
00:43:43,344 --> 00:43:44,035
IT'S CHRISTMAS, MAN.
992
00:43:44,069 --> 00:43:44,863
THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO.
993
00:43:44,898 --> 00:43:45,899
THEY GIVE EACH OTHER GIFTS.
994
00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:47,072
>> YEAH, THAT'S MY POINT.
995
00:43:47,107 --> 00:43:48,039
MY POINT EXACTLY.
996
00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:49,316
>> WHAT?
997
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:51,594
>> YOU NEVER EVER GIVE A WOMAN
THAT YOU'VE BEEN DATING ANY GIFT
998
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,803
THAT COMES IN ONE OF THOSE
JEWELRY BOXES.
999
00:43:53,838 --> 00:43:56,047
NOT UNLESS IT'S
AN ENGAGEMENT RING.
1000
00:43:56,081 --> 00:43:57,082
AND AT CHRISTMAS TIME?
1001
00:43:57,117 --> 00:43:59,775
IN FRONT OF THE FAMILY?
1002
00:43:59,809 --> 00:44:02,847
LOOK, MAN, LET ME SPELL THIS OUT
FOR YOU, O.K.?
1003
00:44:02,881 --> 00:44:04,227
REALLY CLEARLY, SO...
1004
00:44:04,262 --> 00:44:05,850
SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT, O.K.?
1005
00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:06,678
>> OH, O.K.
1006
00:44:06,713 --> 00:44:07,852
O.K., YEAH.
1007
00:44:07,886 --> 00:44:09,854
>> SHELLY...
1008
00:44:09,888 --> 00:44:14,410
SHELLY IS A GREAT GIRL, JASON,
BUT SHE'S NO SPRING CHICKEN,
1009
00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:15,514
MAN, LET'S FACE IT.
1010
00:44:15,549 --> 00:44:18,172
SHE'S... SHE'S BEEN TO THE
PUPPET SHOW AND SHE'S SEEN
1011
00:44:18,207 --> 00:44:19,587
THE STRINGS.
1012
00:44:19,622 --> 00:44:22,004
SHE'S OLDER, MAN, O.K.?
1013
00:44:22,038 --> 00:44:23,522
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
1014
00:44:23,557 --> 00:44:24,662
SHE WANTS YOU.
1015
00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:26,836
SHE WANTS TO GET THIS SHIT
LOCKED UP, THOUGH, BEFORE IT
1016
00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:30,564
COMES FALLING APART AND FUCKING
CRUMBLING AROUND, YOU KNOW?
1017
00:44:30,598 --> 00:44:31,979
TRUST ME.
1018
00:44:32,014 --> 00:44:34,602
I'M AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES
TO RELATIONSHIPS, JASON.
1019
00:44:34,637 --> 00:44:36,984
>> YEAH, YOU WERE REAL SMOOTH
WITH KRISTEN BACK THERE.
1020
00:44:37,019 --> 00:44:39,090
THAT WORKED OUT WELL
FOR YOU, DIDN'T IT?
1021
00:44:39,124 --> 00:44:40,608
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN... YEAH.
1022
00:44:40,643 --> 00:44:41,609
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, RIGHT?
1023
00:44:41,644 --> 00:44:42,749
JUST SHRUG IT OFF, BRO.
1024
00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:45,165
BUT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY I'VE ALWAYS DOMINATED YOU
1025
00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:46,753
IN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR?
1026
00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:49,687
IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW
HOW TO READ PEOPLE.
1027
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:51,930
I KNOW HOW THEIR MINDS WORK.
1028
00:44:51,965 --> 00:44:52,931
COME ON.
1029
00:44:52,966 --> 00:44:54,139
I WANT TO SHOW YOU, JASON.
1030
00:44:54,174 --> 00:44:55,554
COME ON-- I WANT TO TEACH YOU.
1031
00:44:55,589 --> 00:44:57,315
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT.
1032
00:44:57,349 --> 00:44:59,144
>> YEAH? >> YEAH.
1033
00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:17,335
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT...
1034
00:45:17,369 --> 00:45:18,888
>> Todd: ONE MORE.
1035
00:45:23,065 --> 00:45:25,343
>> ALL RIGHT.
1036
00:45:25,377 --> 00:45:29,140
HEY, SHELLY.
1037
00:45:29,174 --> 00:45:31,694
HEY, I'M SORRY...
1038
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:37,873
IT'S ME AGAIN.
1039
00:45:37,907 --> 00:45:41,255
I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE... WHERE
YOU'RE AT, IF YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
1040
00:45:41,290 --> 00:45:43,879
UM, PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL,
LET ME KNOW YOU'RE O.K.
1041
00:45:43,913 --> 00:45:48,055
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD STAY
HERE OR LEAVE OR WHAT, SO...
1042
00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:49,954
I LOVE YOU. BYE.
1043
00:46:06,971 --> 00:46:09,697
>> SHE WAS HOLDING YOU
BACK, DUDE.
1044
00:46:09,732 --> 00:46:13,287
TOTALLY HOLDING YOU BACK.
1045
00:46:13,322 --> 00:46:15,600
YOU'RE WAY OUT OF
HER LEAGUE, MAN.
1046
00:46:15,634 --> 00:46:16,670
SHE WAS WEAK, JASON.
1047
00:46:16,704 --> 00:46:17,671
FUCK HER, YOU KNOW, MAN?
1048
00:46:17,705 --> 00:46:21,502
>> TODD.
1049
00:46:21,537 --> 00:46:24,229
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
1050
00:46:24,264 --> 00:46:27,336
I UNDERSTAND.
1051
00:46:27,370 --> 00:46:32,962
IS THAT, IS THAT THE BOOK?
1052
00:46:32,997 --> 00:46:34,757
IS THAT YOUR BOOK?
1053
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,863
JESUS, MAN,
THAT'S HUGE.
1054
00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:40,867
IS THAT ALL ONE BOOK,
OR IS THAT, LIKE, SEVERAL?
1055
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:42,592
>> IT'S ONE BOOK, TODD, O.K.?
1056
00:46:42,627 --> 00:46:45,492
>> GOD, MAN, HOW MANY YEARS
YOU BEEN WORKING ON THAT NOW?
1057
00:46:45,526 --> 00:46:48,253
>> FOR A WHILE.
1058
00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,703
>> I'D, I'D LIKE TO READ IT.
1059
00:46:49,737 --> 00:46:52,430
CAN I READ IT?
1060
00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:55,709
>> NO. NO, THERE'S NO PICTURES
AND THERE'S NO POP-UPS OR
1061
00:46:55,743 --> 00:47:01,680
ANYTHING, SO I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, O.K.?
1062
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:10,655
ANYTHING, SO I DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, O.K.?
1063
00:47:29,743 --> 00:47:32,884
>> Man: UNHAND ME, YOU PEASANTS!
1064
00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:37,924
>> IN VIOLATION OF PAPAL DECREE,
FOR THE CRIME OF NON-COITAL
1065
00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:42,687
INTERCOURSE OF AN ANAL NATURE,
YOU ARE HEREBY FORTHWITH
1066
00:47:42,721 --> 00:47:48,831
SENTENCED TO BE PUT TO DEATH
AND DAMNATION!
1067
00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:51,040
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, MAN?
1068
00:47:51,075 --> 00:47:54,837
>> JAMES, JAMES, I'M SORRY.
1069
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,494
I'M SORRY. I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
1070
00:47:56,528 --> 00:47:57,529
I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
1071
00:47:57,564 --> 00:47:58,841
>> SHH! IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1072
00:47:58,876 --> 00:47:59,877
>> I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
1073
00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:02,327
>> IT'S ALL RIGHT,
ARTHUR, I KNOW.
1074
00:48:02,362 --> 00:48:04,053
I KNOW.
1075
00:48:04,088 --> 00:48:06,953
I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU.
1076
00:48:06,987 --> 00:48:08,540
>> REALLY?
1077
00:48:08,575 --> 00:48:10,991
>> OF COURSE.
1078
00:48:11,026 --> 00:48:16,997
>> WELL, WHEN YOU SAY YOU LIKE
ME, DO YOU MEAN LIKE MELIKE ME
1079
00:48:17,032 --> 00:48:21,795
OR MORE LIKE "FRIENDS" LIKE ME?
1080
00:48:21,829 --> 00:48:25,419
MMM.
1081
00:48:25,454 --> 00:48:26,938
>> HEY!
1082
00:48:26,973 --> 00:48:28,077
TODD! GIVE IT TO ME.
1083
00:48:28,112 --> 00:48:29,182
>> WAIT. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
1084
00:48:29,216 --> 00:48:30,148
>> WAIT. JASON, STOP.
1085
00:48:30,183 --> 00:48:31,149
>> GIVE IT. GIVE IT.
1086
00:48:31,184 --> 00:48:32,392
>> WAIT. >> GIVE IT TO ME.
1087
00:48:32,426 --> 00:48:33,289
>> HOLD ON, PLEASE.
1088
00:48:33,324 --> 00:48:34,532
>> I'M NOT FINISHED WITH IT.
1089
00:48:34,566 --> 00:48:35,705
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH IT!
1090
00:48:35,740 --> 00:48:36,637
>> ALL RIGHT, O.K.
1091
00:48:36,672 --> 00:48:37,742
>> THOSE ARE MY PRIVATE PAPERS.
1092
00:48:37,776 --> 00:48:38,743
>> JASON, CALM DOWN.
1093
00:48:38,777 --> 00:48:39,640
I HAVE A QUESTION.
1094
00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:40,641
>> I DON'T CARE!
1095
00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:42,022
>> HEY, I HAVE A QUESTION.
1096
00:48:42,057 --> 00:48:43,886
MAY I? MAY I?
1097
00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:51,376
>> GIVE IT TO ME, O.K.?
1098
00:48:51,411 --> 00:48:55,242
>> "JAMES LOOKED ON AS ARTHUR
EMERGED FROM THE WATER.
1099
00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:58,659
HE FELT A WEAKNESS FROM DEEP
WITHIN, A CURIOUS QUIVERING
1100
00:48:58,694 --> 00:48:59,902
IN HIS LOINS..."
1101
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:00,972
>> GIVE IT TO ME.
1102
00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:02,801
>> "...AND A YEARNING HE
HAD NEVER KNOWN." >> WHAT?
1103
00:49:02,836 --> 00:49:04,838
>> DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
1104
00:49:04,872 --> 00:49:06,598
WHO IS THAT?
1105
00:49:06,633 --> 00:49:08,393
>> THAT'S ARTHUR.
1106
00:49:08,428 --> 00:49:09,912
>> THIS IS... THIS IS YOUR BOOK?
1107
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,155
THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING?
1108
00:49:11,189 --> 00:49:12,915
>> YES, THIS IS MY BOOK.
1109
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,607
>> IT'S LIKE A,
LIKE A GAY BRAVEHEART?
1110
00:49:15,642 --> 00:49:16,988
>> IT'S AN ALLEGORY, DUMBASS.
1111
00:49:17,023 --> 00:49:18,748
O.K., GIVE IT TO ME.
1112
00:49:18,783 --> 00:49:32,383
I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE READING
THIS TILL I WAS FINISHED.
1113
00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,282
>> SO THESE GUYS, THEY'RE GAY...
1114
00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:40,425
AND THEY'RE KNIGHTS,
SO THEY, THEY FIGHT DRAGONS
1115
00:49:40,460 --> 00:49:43,221
AND, AND THEY'RE GAY?
1116
00:49:43,256 --> 00:49:49,193
THEY, THEY MAKE LOVE
TO EACH OTHER?
1117
00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:51,747
THAT'S, THAT'S AWESOME, MAN.
1118
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:55,061
REALLY.
1119
00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:57,718
JASON, IF YOU WERE,
1120
00:49:57,753 --> 00:49:58,650
WOULD YOU TELL ME?
1121
00:49:58,685 --> 00:50:00,928
I MEAN, IF YOU WEREGAY?
1122
00:50:00,963 --> 00:50:03,793
IT'S O.K., I MEAN, YOU CAN,
YOU CAN TELL ME, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1123
00:50:03,828 --> 00:50:06,210
I'M NOT GONNA HATE YOU
IF YOU ARE.
1124
00:50:06,244 --> 00:50:08,557
>> NO, TODD, I'M NOT GAY.
1125
00:50:08,591 --> 00:50:10,283
O.K.?
1126
00:50:10,317 --> 00:50:14,183
>> DO YOU KNOW A BUNCH
OF HOMOSEXUAL GAYS?
1127
00:50:14,218 --> 00:50:18,394
I MEAN, DO YOU, DO YOU HANG OUT
WITH THE GAY FOLK?
1128
00:50:18,429 --> 00:50:22,743
>> NO. NO, I DON'T, O.K.?
1129
00:50:22,778 --> 00:50:28,163
>> I... THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1130
00:50:28,197 --> 00:50:30,924
WHY ARE YOU WRITING A STORY
ABOUT GAY GUYS THEN IF YOU
1131
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,891
DON'T KNOW--
>> I TOLD YOU, IT'S
1132
00:50:32,926 --> 00:50:35,411
AN ALLEGORY, O.K.?
1133
00:50:35,446 --> 00:50:36,585
>> ALLEGORY?
1134
00:50:36,619 --> 00:50:38,725
>> THIS STORY NEEDS TO BE
TOLD, ALL RIGHT?
1135
00:50:38,759 --> 00:50:41,797
I MEAN, ALWAYS HEAR THE SAME
STORY ABOUT THE KNIGHTS COMING
1136
00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:44,386
IN, SAVING THE MAIDENS
AND ALL THAT CRAP, BUT THAT'S
1137
00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:45,421
ALL BULLSHIT.
1138
00:50:45,456 --> 00:50:46,388
DIDN'T HAPPEN THAT WAY.
1139
00:50:46,422 --> 00:50:48,355
>> OH, SO NOW THEY'RE--
NOW EVERYBODY'S GAY?
1140
00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:49,425
EVEN KNIGHTS? >> NO.
1141
00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:51,427
>> KNIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR
ARE GAY NOW?
1142
00:50:51,462 --> 00:50:53,533
>> NO, I'M SAYING--
>> IS NO ONE SAFE, JASON?
1143
00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:54,844
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
1144
00:50:54,879 --> 00:50:57,226
>> TODD, NO, WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
BACK IN THE DAY, YOU'D HAVE MEN
1145
00:50:57,261 --> 00:50:59,746
GOING OUT TO BATTLE FOR MONTHS
AND MONTHS ON END, AND THEY'D
1146
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:00,781
END UP RESORTING TO SODOMY.
1147
00:51:00,816 --> 00:51:02,438
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THERE'S--
>> NO.
1148
00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,061
>> THERE'S A MARKET
FOR THAT NOW.
1149
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,097
YOU KNOW, WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY
NOW, I MEAN, IT'S--
1150
00:51:06,132 --> 00:51:07,098
I CAN MAKE THIS STORY.
1151
00:51:07,133 --> 00:51:08,789
IT'LL BE RELEVANT,
IT'LL BE TRUE. >> JASON.
1152
00:51:08,824 --> 00:51:09,963
>> IT'LL BE BASED ON FACTS.
1153
00:51:09,997 --> 00:51:14,450
IT'LL BE GROUNDBREAKING
ART, O.K.?
1154
00:51:14,485 --> 00:51:16,728
>> NO... JASON, NO.
1155
00:51:16,763 --> 00:51:17,591
>> NEVER MIND.
1156
00:51:17,626 --> 00:51:19,214
>> NO. BAD.
1157
00:51:19,248 --> 00:51:21,940
IT'S NOT... GOOD, MAN.
1158
00:51:21,975 --> 00:51:23,080
IT'S BAD.
1159
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:25,116
I MEAN, GAY KNIGHTS?
1160
00:51:25,151 --> 00:51:27,601
NOT EVEN, NOT EVEN GAY PEOPLE
ARE GONNA WANT TO READ THIS.
1161
00:51:27,636 --> 00:51:30,880
IF I WAS, IF I WAS A GAY GUY
AND I WALKED INTO A BOOKSTORE,
1162
00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:32,158
I WOULD NOT BUY THAT BOOK.
1163
00:51:32,192 --> 00:51:34,194
WHO WANTS TO, WHO WANTS TO
READ ABOUT THAT?
1164
00:51:34,229 --> 00:51:36,472
>> WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU'VE READ
FOUR PAGES OF IT, DUDE.
1165
00:51:36,507 --> 00:51:38,750
I COULD GIVE A RAT'S ASS
WHAT YOU THINK, O.K.?
1166
00:51:38,785 --> 00:51:39,924
>> WELL, WHATEVER, MAN.
1167
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:42,375
I'LL TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU
WANT TO WRITE A GOOD STORY,
1168
00:51:42,409 --> 00:51:43,962
WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW, JASON.
1169
00:51:43,997 --> 00:51:46,344
WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING
THAT PEOPLE WANT TO REALLY
1170
00:51:46,379 --> 00:51:47,552
ACTUALLY READ ABOUT.
1171
00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:48,657
WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME.
1172
00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:50,624
>> WE COULD DO THIS TOGETHER,
1173
00:51:50,659 --> 00:51:51,832
MAN. WE COULD KNOCK IT OUT.
1174
00:51:51,867 --> 00:51:54,732
I CAN TELL YOU STORIES ABOUT
MYSELF, YOU WRITE IT,
1175
00:51:54,766 --> 00:51:56,251
AND BAM, WE GOT A BOOK.
1176
00:51:56,285 --> 00:51:57,355
>> YEAH.
1177
00:51:57,390 --> 00:51:58,598
>> WE'VE GOT A BOOK.
1178
00:51:58,632 --> 00:52:00,531
>> YEAH, THAT'S, THAT'S
GREAT, MAN.
1179
00:52:00,565 --> 00:52:05,846
THAT'S, THAT'S BRILLIANT,
MM-HMM.
1180
00:52:05,881 --> 00:52:09,747
>> Man: ♪ HOLD ON TO MY TONGUE
1181
00:52:34,668 --> 00:52:40,605
'TWEEN MY FINGERS AND MY THUMB ♪
♪ PULL IT OUT BEFORE IT'S NUMB
1182
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,195
♪ THERE'S A BLACK SPOT ON MY,
BLACK SPOT ON MY ♪
1183
00:53:07,114 --> 00:53:10,117
>> I JUST HAD A WEIRD THOUGHT.
1184
00:53:20,818 --> 00:53:23,200
WHAT IF THOSE PAPERS ARE FAKE?
1185
00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:26,099
YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT REALLY
ADOPTED AND THERE'S NO REASON
1186
00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:28,481
WHY MOM AND DAD ALWAYS TREATED
US DIFFERENT.
1187
00:53:28,515 --> 00:53:32,036
MAYBE THEY JUST ALWAYS
LIKED GEORGE BETTER.
1188
00:53:32,070 --> 00:53:36,143
WHAT IF DAD AND GEORGE
PLANTED THOSE PAPERS?
1189
00:53:36,178 --> 00:53:38,491
THEY PLANNED THE WHOLE THING...
1190
00:53:38,525 --> 00:53:40,941
JUST, YOU KNOW, TO SCREW
WITH US.
1191
00:53:40,976 --> 00:53:43,599
>> YEAH.
1192
00:53:43,634 --> 00:53:45,774
RIGHT.
1193
00:53:45,808 --> 00:53:48,880
NO, THEY'RE REAL, MAN.
1194
00:53:48,915 --> 00:53:49,812
YEAH, THEY'RE REAL.
1195
00:53:49,847 --> 00:53:53,506
I MEAN, IT ALL MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.
1196
00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,266
>> THAT WAS EASY.
1197
00:53:55,301 --> 00:53:57,199
I FOUND YOUR RECORDS.
1198
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,753
NOW, HERE'S THE SITUATION.
1199
00:53:59,788 --> 00:54:01,203
YOUR RECORDS ARE SEALED.
1200
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:04,862
THAT MEANS BOTH YOUR BIOLOGICAL
PARENTS REQUESTED THAT THEIR
1201
00:54:04,896 --> 00:54:08,003
IDENTITIES NOT BE REVEALED
WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.
1202
00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,212
>> BOTH OF THEM?
1203
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,351
>> YES.
1204
00:54:11,386 --> 00:54:14,596
>> AS IN TWO DIFFERENT PAIRS.
1205
00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:16,183
>> YES.
1206
00:54:16,218 --> 00:54:22,983
>> SO, THEN... WE'RE DEFINITELY
NOT BIOLOGICALLY RELATED?
1207
00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:29,127
>> NO. I'M VERY SORRY.
1208
00:54:29,162 --> 00:54:31,129
>> THANK GOD.
1209
00:54:31,164 --> 00:54:34,305
DUDE, I FEEL LIKE,
LIKE A GIANT WEIGHT HAS BEEN
1210
00:54:34,340 --> 00:54:35,893
LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS.
1211
00:54:35,927 --> 00:54:37,377
THANK YOU.
1212
00:54:37,412 --> 00:54:38,723
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1213
00:54:38,758 --> 00:54:44,729
O.K. UM...
1214
00:54:44,764 --> 00:54:48,595
SO, AT THIS POINT YOU GUYS
HAVE THE OPTION OF HAVING
1215
00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:52,668
AN INDEPENDENT LIAISON-- ME--
CONDUCT A SEARCH FOR YOUR
1216
00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:56,362
BIOLOGICAL PARENTS, AND IF I
FIND THEM, I'LL LET THEM KNOW
1217
00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:58,329
THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN
MEETING THEM.
1218
00:54:58,364 --> 00:54:59,296
>> YEAH, THAT'D BE...
1219
00:54:59,330 --> 00:55:00,504
THAT'D BE GREAT.
1220
00:55:00,538 --> 00:55:02,851
>> WELL, I'LL GET STARTED
RIGHT AWAY.
1221
00:55:02,885 --> 00:55:06,648
THIS CAN TAKE A COUPLE OF DAYS
OR IT CAN TAKE YEARS.
1222
00:55:06,682 --> 00:55:07,718
JUST DEPENDS.
1223
00:55:07,752 --> 00:55:10,065
I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES.
1224
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,411
>> UNDERSTOOD.
1225
00:55:11,446 --> 00:55:12,895
>> ALL RIGHT, GREAT.
1226
00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:16,140
NOW, THERE IS SOME
NON-IDENTIFYING INFORMATION
1227
00:55:16,174 --> 00:55:18,694
ABOUT YOUR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS
THAT I'M ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU.
1228
00:55:18,729 --> 00:55:21,283
TAKE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS
TO PREPARE THE DOCUMENTS,
1229
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:24,493
SO COULD YOU GUYS COME BACK
ON FRIDAY?
1230
00:55:24,528 --> 00:55:26,323
>> YEAH. >> YEAH.
1231
00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:31,397
>> Man: ♪ COME INTO VISION
1232
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:39,128
AT LAST
AND SING US ALL ANOTHER SONG ♪
1233
00:55:39,163 --> 00:55:46,377
♪ DRINK FROM YOUR FLASK
AND ASK
1234
00:55:46,412 --> 00:55:50,933
IF ANYONE HERE HAS A FAVORITE ♪
♪ AND WE'LL SING...
1235
00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:05,120
♪ SING ALONG
AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS ♪
1236
00:56:05,154 --> 00:56:19,376
♪ VOICES RING...
♪ ESCAPE OUTSIDE THE CATHEDRAL
1237
00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:25,761
♪ I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU PLAY ♪
1238
00:56:25,796 --> 00:56:29,972
♪ JUST DO IT IN YOUR
OLD-FASHIONED WAY ♪
1239
00:56:30,007 --> 00:56:33,493
♪ SLAPPING YOUR KNEE
1240
00:56:33,528 --> 00:56:38,843
>> ♪ AS YOU SAY
♪ THIS ONE MAKES UP
1241
00:56:38,878 --> 00:56:44,539
FOR THE CITY ♪
>> HAVE FUN.
1242
00:56:44,573 --> 00:56:50,959
>> ♪ AND WE'LL SING...
1243
00:56:50,993 --> 00:57:00,693
SING ALONG AT THE TOP OF OUR ♪
1244
00:57:19,643 --> 00:57:21,679
OH, MY GOD.
1245
00:57:21,714 --> 00:57:23,923
TODD, I THINK WE NEED TO...
1246
00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:28,790
>> JASON, LOOK, BEFORE YOU
SAY ANYTHING, UM...
1247
00:57:28,824 --> 00:57:29,722
>> WHAT IS THIS?
1248
00:57:29,756 --> 00:57:31,482
>> I'VE READ, I'VE READ
YOUR BOOK, MAN.
1249
00:57:31,517 --> 00:57:33,967
I WAS GONNA COME TELL YOU,
BUT IT SAID "DO NOT DISTURB"
1250
00:57:34,002 --> 00:57:34,899
ON YOUR DOOR.
1251
00:57:34,934 --> 00:57:36,107
I KNOW YOU LOOK UPSET...
1252
00:57:36,142 --> 00:57:36,970
>> TODD!
1253
00:57:37,005 --> 00:57:38,316
>> BUT HEAR ME OUT, O.K.?
1254
00:57:38,351 --> 00:57:39,214
HEAR ME OUT.
1255
00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:42,010
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE AND...
1256
00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:47,843
>> YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!
1257
00:57:47,878 --> 00:57:48,844
>> WAIT!
1258
00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:49,811
>> OPEN THIS DOOR, TODD!
1259
00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:50,605
>> JASON!
1260
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:51,778
>> GIVE ME MY BOOKS, TODD!
1261
00:57:51,813 --> 00:57:52,745
GIVE IT TO ME!
1262
00:57:52,779 --> 00:57:54,816
GIVE ME MY NOTE--
GIVE ME MY NOTEBOOKS NOW!
1263
00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:56,231
>> JASON.
1264
00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:57,508
JASON, CALM DOWN, MAN.
1265
00:57:57,543 --> 00:57:59,027
>> GODDAMN IT! OPEN THE DOOR!
1266
00:57:59,061 --> 00:58:00,028
OPEN IT NOW!
1267
00:58:00,062 --> 00:58:01,995
>> JUST GIVE ME A SECOND
AND I'LL EXPLAIN.
1268
00:58:02,030 --> 00:58:03,065
>> GIVE ME MY SHIT, MAN!
1269
00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:03,963
GIVE ME MY MANUSCRIPT!
1270
00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:06,517
>> JASON, DOWN HERE, MAN.
1271
00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:07,449
>> GIVE ME MY BOOKS.
1272
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,174
>> HEY...
1273
00:58:08,208 --> 00:58:09,416
>> GIVE ME MY BOOKS.
1274
00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:11,453
>> I WANTED TO FINISH WHAT I
WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU EARLIER.
1275
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,316
>> GIVE IT TO ME.
1276
00:58:12,350 --> 00:58:13,179
>> LOOK...
1277
00:58:13,213 --> 00:58:14,456
>> GIVE ME MY STUFF.
1278
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,493
>> WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU
BEFORE YOU INTERRUPTED ME WAS
1279
00:58:16,527 --> 00:58:18,149
I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.
1280
00:58:18,184 --> 00:58:19,323
>> YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT!
1281
00:58:19,357 --> 00:58:21,290
>> AND I THINK YOU'VE GOTTEN--
>> YOU DESTROYED IT!
1282
00:58:21,325 --> 00:58:23,051
>> I THINK YOU'VE GOTTEN
OFF TRACK, MAN.
1283
00:58:23,085 --> 00:58:24,431
>> OFF TRACK.
1284
00:58:24,466 --> 00:58:25,847
>> I MADE SOME EDITS.
1285
00:58:25,881 --> 00:58:27,158
>> OH, YOU'RE AN EDITOR NOW?
1286
00:58:27,193 --> 00:58:28,297
YOU'RE AN EDITOR NOW?
1287
00:58:28,332 --> 00:58:29,713
>> YOU'RE A GOOD WRITER, MAN.
1288
00:58:29,747 --> 00:58:30,921
I JUST-- >> YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
1289
00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:33,302
>> YOU'RE JUST FORCING ALL OF
THESE THINGS TO HAPPEN, MAN.
1290
00:58:33,337 --> 00:58:34,649
>> YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. >> JASON.
1291
00:58:34,683 --> 00:58:35,719
>> FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
1292
00:58:35,753 --> 00:58:38,963
>> JASON, NO. WHERE--
JASON, COME BACK DOWN HERE.
1293
00:58:38,998 --> 00:58:39,964
JASON, DOWN HERE.
1294
00:58:39,999 --> 00:58:41,725
>> MM-HMM, YEAH?
1295
00:58:41,759 --> 00:58:43,554
>> DOWN, DOWN HERE. DOWN HERE.
1296
00:58:43,589 --> 00:58:44,659
>> WHERE? WHERE ARE YOU?
1297
00:58:44,693 --> 00:58:45,936
>> I'M RIGHT HERE, DUDE.
1298
00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:48,559
LISTEN, I THINK THAT IF YOU
GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES--
1299
00:58:48,594 --> 00:58:49,767
>> FUCKING ASSHOLE!
1300
00:58:49,802 --> 00:58:50,906
>> OW! ASSHOLE!
1301
00:58:50,941 --> 00:58:53,633
WHAT THE... STOP IT WITH THAT!
1302
00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:54,910
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
1303
00:58:54,945 --> 00:58:57,188
COUNT OF FIVE, I'M BUSTING
THE DOOR DOWN. >> O.K., HERE.
1304
00:58:57,223 --> 00:58:58,362
>> FIVE... >> HERE.
1305
00:58:58,396 --> 00:59:00,295
>> FOUR... >> HERE.
1306
00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:04,644
SO I'VE WRITTEN A NEW ENDING.
1307
00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:05,576
>> THE OTHER ONE!
1308
00:59:05,611 --> 00:59:06,991
>> I PUT THEM IN A TIME MACHINE.
1309
00:59:07,026 --> 00:59:07,992
>> A TIME MACHINE?
1310
00:59:08,027 --> 00:59:09,269
A TIME MACHINE?
1311
00:59:09,304 --> 00:59:10,305
>> IT'S BAD-ASS, MAN.
1312
00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:12,790
>> TODD, THIS STORY TAKES PLACE
IN THE 1500s.
1313
00:59:12,825 --> 00:59:13,688
>> NO, NO...
1314
00:59:13,722 --> 00:59:14,930
>> YES, YES, IT DOES!
1315
00:59:14,965 --> 00:59:18,106
>> IT'S IN THE POST-APOCALYPTIC
FUTURE NOW.
1316
00:59:18,140 --> 00:59:19,486
HERE.
1317
00:59:19,521 --> 00:59:20,591
IT'S, IT'S ACTION-PACKED.
1318
00:59:20,626 --> 00:59:21,765
>> TIME MACHINE.
1319
00:59:21,799 --> 00:59:24,146
>> THERE WAS A NUCLEAR WAR,
JASON. >> LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
1320
00:59:24,181 --> 00:59:25,078
>> JAMES AND ARTHUR...
1321
00:59:25,113 --> 00:59:26,010
>> LOOK AT THIS SHIT!
1322
00:59:26,045 --> 00:59:27,598
>> ...THEY'RE FIGHTING
FOR THEIR SURVIVAL.
1323
00:59:27,633 --> 00:59:29,082
>> FUCK YOU, TODD!
1324
00:59:29,117 --> 00:59:30,221
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
1325
00:59:30,256 --> 00:59:31,360
>> JASON, DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
1326
00:59:31,395 --> 00:59:33,052
>> YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT WAS
1327
00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:34,260
MINE!
1328
00:59:34,294 --> 00:59:36,089
EVERYTHING THAT WAS MINE YOU
WANTED TO JUST FUCK UP, RIGHT?
1329
00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:38,954
>> NO. >> IS YOUR MISSION IN
LIFE TO SCREW MY WHOLE LIFE UP?
1330
00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:44,960
>> READ IT, AND IF YOU DON'T
LIKE IT, I WON'T BE MAD.
1331
00:59:44,995 --> 00:59:46,652
JASON?
1332
00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:53,141
JASON?
1333
01:00:28,901 --> 01:00:31,213
>> Shelly on phone: I'm not
trying to add stress
1334
01:00:31,248 --> 01:00:33,353
to your life, O.K.?
1335
01:00:33,388 --> 01:00:37,599
But I just... I just feel
like our relationship
1336
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:40,878
isn't a priority for you,
right now, you know?
1337
01:00:40,913 --> 01:00:41,983
>> Jason: LOOK...
1338
01:00:42,017 --> 01:00:43,916
LOOK, I ALWAYS KNEW
THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG.
1339
01:00:43,950 --> 01:00:47,264
I ALWAYS FELT SOMETHING WASN'T
RIGHT AND NOW I KNOW WHY.
1340
01:00:47,298 --> 01:00:49,473
IT'S 'CAUSE I'VE GOT
A WHOLE FAMILY OUT THERE
1341
01:00:49,507 --> 01:00:51,199
I NEVER KNEW ABOUT.
1342
01:00:51,233 --> 01:00:54,720
AND I'M HERE RIGHT NOW
AND I HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY
1343
01:00:54,754 --> 01:00:57,584
TO FIND SOME ANSWERS AND FIND
THEM, AND I NEED TO DO THAT
1344
01:00:57,619 --> 01:00:59,241
WHILE I CAN.
1345
01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:00,311
>> I know you do.
1346
01:01:00,346 --> 01:01:01,692
>> I MEAN...
1347
01:01:01,727 --> 01:01:03,763
>> I know.
1348
01:01:03,798 --> 01:01:04,764
I do understand.
1349
01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:06,801
I know it's important to you.
1350
01:01:06,835 --> 01:01:08,526
I would have to too.
1351
01:01:08,561 --> 01:01:11,633
I would have to go
and look for them too.
1352
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,878
Just... call me when you
figure it out, all right?
1353
01:01:14,912 --> 01:01:16,465
>> O.K.
1354
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,813
>> Bye.
1355
01:01:18,847 --> 01:01:20,677
>> BYE.
1356
01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:45,149
>> JASON...?
1357
01:01:45,184 --> 01:01:48,532
>> LET'S GO, O.K.?
1358
01:01:48,566 --> 01:01:51,915
>> ALL RIGHT.
1359
01:01:51,949 --> 01:01:54,814
>> Woman: I'M AFRAID I HAVE
DISAPPOINTING NEWS...
1360
01:01:54,849 --> 01:01:57,334
FOR BOTH OF YOU.
1361
01:01:57,368 --> 01:01:59,577
I DID MANAGE TO LOCATE
YOUR MOTHER.
1362
01:01:59,612 --> 01:02:01,752
I CONTACTED HER YESTERDAY.
1363
01:02:01,787 --> 01:02:05,100
AND SHE INDICATED THAT SHE'S
NOT INTERESTED IN A REUNION
1364
01:02:05,135 --> 01:02:06,930
AT THIS TIME.
1365
01:02:06,964 --> 01:02:10,761
SHE SAID THAT SHE UNDERSTANDS
WHY YOU WANT TO MEET HER,
1366
01:02:10,796 --> 01:02:13,074
BUT THAT YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY
NOW, AND SOME THINGS ARE
1367
01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:14,420
BEST JUST LEFT IN THE PAST.
1368
01:02:14,454 --> 01:02:15,835
>> I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HER.
1369
01:02:15,870 --> 01:02:17,768
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
FROM HER OR ANYTHING.
1370
01:02:17,803 --> 01:02:21,461
>> I KNOW, BUT... SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO MEET YOU RIGHT NOW.
1371
01:02:21,496 --> 01:02:23,084
>> WHY NOT?
1372
01:02:23,118 --> 01:02:26,501
>> THAT'S REALLY HER BUSINESS.
1373
01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:28,192
SORRY.
1374
01:02:32,576 --> 01:02:34,060
>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY DAD?
1375
01:02:34,095 --> 01:02:36,097
MY BIOLOGICAL DAD?
1376
01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:39,997
>> WELL, I HAVEN'T MANAGED
TO LOCATE HIM YET, BUT...
1377
01:02:40,032 --> 01:02:44,346
EVEN IF I DO, I'M REQUIRED BY
LAW TO HAVE PERMISSION FROM BOTH
1378
01:02:44,381 --> 01:02:50,767
OF THE BIRTH PARENTS BEFORE I
CAN REVEAL EITHER'S IDENTITY.
1379
01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,389
>> SO THEY HAVE TO BOTH AGREE?
1380
01:02:52,423 --> 01:02:54,874
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1381
01:02:54,909 --> 01:02:57,325
I'M REALLY SORRY.
1382
01:03:01,812 --> 01:03:06,955
>> Todd: WHAT? MINE DON'T
WANT TO MEET ME EITHER?
1383
01:03:06,990 --> 01:03:10,269
>> I'M REALLY SORRY BUT BOTH OF
YOUR BIRTH PARENTS PASSED AWAY
1384
01:03:10,303 --> 01:03:12,719
SEVERAL YEARS AGO.
1385
01:03:12,754 --> 01:03:14,480
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1386
01:03:14,514 --> 01:03:18,760
>> I SAW THEIR DEATH RECORDS AT
THE BUREAU OF VITAL STATISTICS.
1387
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:23,800
I'M VERY, VERY SORRY.
1388
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:26,319
>> WELL, UM...
1389
01:03:26,354 --> 01:03:31,566
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO
GET THEIR CONSENT.
1390
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,845
NOT LIKE MEETING THEM IS GONNA
DO ME ANY GOOD NOW, BUT AT LEAST
1391
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,674
I'LL KNOW THEIR NAMES.
1392
01:03:36,709 --> 01:03:39,263
>> TODD, YOUR RECORDS
ARE SEALED.
1393
01:03:39,298 --> 01:03:42,819
I CAN'T GIVE YOU
ANY IDENTIFYING INFORMATION.
1394
01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:43,854
IT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
1395
01:03:43,889 --> 01:03:44,786
MY HANDS ARE TIED.
1396
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,650
>> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE DEAD.
1397
01:03:46,684 --> 01:03:47,444
>> I KNOW.
1398
01:03:47,478 --> 01:03:48,825
IT'S A FRUSTRATING SITUATION.
1399
01:03:48,859 --> 01:03:51,310
>> WHO CARES IF I KNOW A COUPLE
OF DEAD PEOPLE'S NAMES?
1400
01:03:51,344 --> 01:03:52,380
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
1401
01:03:52,414 --> 01:03:54,278
>> I REALLY, REALLY WISH
THERE WAS MORE I COULD DO.
1402
01:03:54,313 --> 01:03:57,626
>> SO YOU... YOU CAN'T TELL ME?
1403
01:03:57,661 --> 01:03:58,869
>> NO.
1404
01:03:58,904 --> 01:04:01,182
>> UNDER ANY
1405
01:04:01,216 --> 01:04:02,459
CIRCUMSTANCES EVER?
1406
01:04:02,493 --> 01:04:09,707
>> NO... NO-- I'M REALLY SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T.
1407
01:04:09,742 --> 01:04:14,057
UM... HERE IS THE
NON-IDENTIFYING INFORMATION
1408
01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:17,405
THAT I PROMISED YOU.
1409
01:04:17,439 --> 01:04:19,717
>> THANKS.
1410
01:04:22,444 --> 01:04:25,482
>> I REALLY WISH I'D HAD
1411
01:04:25,516 --> 01:04:26,897
BETTER NEWS.
1412
01:04:26,932 --> 01:04:31,902
>> YEAH... IT'S FINE.
1413
01:04:31,937 --> 01:04:33,628
IT'S O.K.
1414
01:04:33,662 --> 01:04:35,181
THANKS.
1415
01:04:45,398 --> 01:04:47,366
>> YOU O.K.?
1416
01:04:50,127 --> 01:04:52,474
>> GIVE ME A MINUTE, O.K.?
1417
01:04:52,509 --> 01:04:54,891
>> HEY...
1418
01:05:03,244 --> 01:05:08,007
I HAVE A PROPOSAL FOR YOU, O.K.?
1419
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:12,529
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1420
01:05:12,563 --> 01:05:16,705
>> LOOK, IT'S... IT'S JUST
THE TWO OF US HERE RIGHT NOW.
1421
01:05:16,740 --> 01:05:18,500
I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYBODY...
1422
01:05:18,535 --> 01:05:20,226
EVER, O.K.? >> STOP.
1423
01:05:20,261 --> 01:05:22,711
>> IT'S NOT... IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO BE A BIG DEAL UNLESS WE
1424
01:05:22,746 --> 01:05:24,092
MAKE IT A BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW?
1425
01:05:24,127 --> 01:05:25,576
>> I REALLY WISH I COULD BUT...
1426
01:05:25,611 --> 01:05:28,821
>> ALL RIGHT.
1427
01:05:28,855 --> 01:05:31,755
>> HERE... YOU DON'T NEED...
1428
01:05:31,789 --> 01:05:33,619
TAKE THIS.
1429
01:05:33,653 --> 01:05:34,896
IT'S O.K., TAKE THIS.
1430
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,242
>> I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
1431
01:05:36,277 --> 01:05:37,657
THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE.
1432
01:05:37,692 --> 01:05:40,522
>> IT'S JUST SOMETHING FOR YOUR
TROUBLE, O.K.? >> NO, PUT...
1433
01:05:40,557 --> 01:05:45,320
PUT THE MONEY IN YOUR WALLET.
1434
01:05:45,355 --> 01:05:50,394
YOU SHOULD GO.
1435
01:05:50,429 --> 01:05:51,982
>> YOU KNOW...
1436
01:05:52,017 --> 01:05:54,985
WHAT IF I'VE GOT FAMILY
OUT THERE?
1437
01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:57,781
THAT I... THAT I'LL NEVER
KNOW ABOUT?
1438
01:05:57,815 --> 01:05:58,782
A SISTER?
1439
01:05:58,816 --> 01:06:00,335
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW,
HALF-BROTHER, AN UNCLE
1440
01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:01,129
OR SOMETHING?
1441
01:06:01,164 --> 01:06:05,168
>> WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS.
1442
01:06:05,202 --> 01:06:10,967
>> WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS
THAT... THIS IS JUST A DEAD END?
1443
01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:12,899
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS.
1444
01:06:12,934 --> 01:06:14,039
I DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS.
1445
01:06:14,073 --> 01:06:17,732
I GET DUMPED WHEN I'M A KID
AND NOW... I JUST HAVE TO
1446
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:19,837
LIVE WITH THAT?
1447
01:06:19,872 --> 01:06:22,702
THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME.
1448
01:06:22,737 --> 01:06:24,739
I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE.
1449
01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:29,295
UM...
1450
01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:36,199
I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY.
1451
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,787
JUST...
1452
01:06:38,822 --> 01:06:41,169
HELP ME...
1453
01:06:41,204 --> 01:06:42,412
PLEASE.
1454
01:06:58,393 --> 01:07:04,641
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
1455
01:07:04,675 --> 01:07:05,918
>> NOTHING.
1456
01:07:05,952 --> 01:07:08,093
I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
1457
01:07:08,127 --> 01:07:11,544
>> WELL, IT SAYS HERE,
MY DAD WAS A POET AND MY MOM
1458
01:07:11,579 --> 01:07:15,721
WAS A SCHOOLTEACHER.
>> A POET, HUH?
1459
01:07:15,755 --> 01:07:16,998
>> YEAH.
1460
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:22,659
FIGURES.
1461
01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:33,911
GET DOWN! GET DOWN!
1462
01:07:33,946 --> 01:07:40,711
>> HEY, STAY WITH ME.
1463
01:07:40,746 --> 01:07:42,817
>> YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME
YOU'LL FUCKING KILL
1464
01:07:42,851 --> 01:07:43,818
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
1465
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:44,646
>> YOU HOLD ON, MAN.
1466
01:07:44,681 --> 01:07:45,544
YOU LOOK AT ME.
1467
01:07:45,578 --> 01:07:48,202
LOOK ME IN THE EYES, MAN.
1468
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:51,136
>> I TRIED...
1469
01:07:51,170 --> 01:07:52,827
I TRIED.
1470
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:53,828
FUCKIN' TRIED...
1471
01:07:53,862 --> 01:07:54,829
>> STAY WITH ME, MAN.
1472
01:07:54,863 --> 01:07:55,692
STAY WITH ME.
1473
01:07:59,661 --> 01:08:04,873
>> ARTHUR?
1474
01:08:04,908 --> 01:08:08,291
ARTHUR?
1475
01:08:08,325 --> 01:08:10,983
I'LL KILL THEM ALL...
1476
01:08:11,017 --> 01:08:14,435
EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING
ONE OF THEM.
1477
01:08:28,863 --> 01:08:34,800
>> DIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
1478
01:08:41,565 --> 01:08:44,189
DIE! DIE!
1479
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:51,782
>> WE GOTTA GO, MAN.
1480
01:08:51,817 --> 01:08:53,267
COME ON.
1481
01:08:53,301 --> 01:08:58,582
>> OH...
YOU READ IT, MAN.
1482
01:08:58,617 --> 01:09:00,895
WHAT... WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT IT?
1483
01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:02,207
>> YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1484
01:09:02,241 --> 01:09:05,693
>> IT'S JUST A FIRST DRAFT, YOU
KNOW-- I'VE GOT A LOT OF IDEAS,
1485
01:09:05,727 --> 01:09:07,867
THINGS THAT WE CAN DO
TO FLESH IT OUT.
1486
01:09:07,902 --> 01:09:10,491
YOU KNOW, WE CAN WORK
ON THIS TOGETHER, MAN.
1487
01:09:10,525 --> 01:09:14,253
WHAT'S UP?
1488
01:09:14,288 --> 01:09:15,772
>> WE HAVE TO GO-- COME ON.
1489
01:09:15,806 --> 01:09:17,014
WE HAVE AN APPOINTMENT.
1490
01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:19,258
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN THE
CAR-- COME ON, MAN, HURRY UP.
1491
01:09:19,293 --> 01:09:20,259
>> AN APPOINTMENT?
1492
01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:21,433
>> COME ON.
1493
01:09:21,467 --> 01:09:22,261
>> WHERE?
1494
01:09:22,296 --> 01:09:24,505
>> COME ON!
1495
01:09:33,065 --> 01:09:34,756
>> WHY ARE WE PARKED BACK HERE?
1496
01:09:34,791 --> 01:09:36,413
>> SHH...
1497
01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:40,486
WE'RE TRYING TO BE
DISCREET, REMEMBER?
1498
01:09:40,521 --> 01:09:43,075
: THERE SHE IS.
1499
01:09:43,109 --> 01:09:45,595
O.K....
1500
01:09:48,114 --> 01:09:49,219
>> DUDE, SHE'S LEAVING.
1501
01:09:49,254 --> 01:09:51,117
>> SHE'S COMING BACK, O.K.?
1502
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:53,016
LOOK, THIS IS ALL PART
OF THE PLAN, MAN.
1503
01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:55,225
SHE LEAVES, ALL THE EMPLOYEES
LEAVE, AND THEN SHE COMES BACK
1504
01:09:55,260 --> 01:09:57,710
WHEN NO ELSE IS HERE TO SEE
ANYTHING AND SHE GIVES US
1505
01:09:57,745 --> 01:09:59,022
OUR SHIT, O.K.?
1506
01:09:59,056 --> 01:09:59,954
ALL RIGHT?
1507
01:09:59,988 --> 01:10:02,163
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
1508
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,303
ALL RIGHT...
1509
01:10:04,338 --> 01:10:06,512
O.K., DUCK, NOW-- GET DOWN.
1510
01:10:06,547 --> 01:10:08,307
JASON, GET DOWN. >> WHAT?
1511
01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:09,343
>> GET DOWN! >> WHAT?!
1512
01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:10,758
WHY ARE WE DUCKING?
1513
01:10:10,792 --> 01:10:13,174
>> I'VE BEEN GIVEN VERY SPECIFIC
INSTRUCTIONS, JASON.
1514
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,072
DON'T FUCK THIS UP, O.K.?
1515
01:10:15,107 --> 01:10:15,935
STAND STILL, O.K.?
1516
01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:17,213
>> I AM.
1517
01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:19,663
THIS SUCKS, TODD.
1518
01:10:23,288 --> 01:10:25,566
>> ALL RIGHT, MAN, WE'RE COOL.
1519
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,878
WE'RE COOL-- GOOD JOB, MAN.
1520
01:10:27,913 --> 01:10:29,501
GOOD WORK.
1521
01:10:29,535 --> 01:10:33,194
>> "DUCK."
>> THOSE WERE THE INSTRUCTIONS,
1522
01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,990
JASON.
1523
01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:42,824
>> Woman: ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME
1524
01:10:42,859 --> 01:10:45,965
HAS COME AGAIN... ♪
>> TODD!
1525
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,484
DUDE, CALL HER OR SOMETHING.
1526
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:50,798
>> I DON'T HAVE HER NUMBER,
O.K., MAN? SORRY.
1527
01:10:50,832 --> 01:10:52,834
>> WELL, LOOK, MAN,
SHE'S NOT COMING, ALL RIGHT?
1528
01:10:52,869 --> 01:10:54,284
SHE LIED TO YOU, O.K.?
1529
01:10:54,319 --> 01:10:56,700
>> YOU KNOW, JASON, I REMEMBER
A TIME WHEN INTEGRITY
1530
01:10:56,735 --> 01:10:58,357
ACTUALLY MEANT SOMETHING.
1531
01:10:58,392 --> 01:11:01,981
WHEN A HANDSHAKE DEAL
WAS A DEAL.
1532
01:11:02,016 --> 01:11:04,018
YOU KNOW, MAN, FUCK HER ASS.
1533
01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:07,780
FUCK HER ASS.
1534
01:11:07,815 --> 01:11:10,093
...JUST RELAX, O.K.?
1535
01:11:10,127 --> 01:11:12,406
>> RELAX... I'M GETTING A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS, MAN.
1536
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:15,719
COME ON, LET'S JUST GO.
1537
01:11:15,754 --> 01:11:18,239
>> STAY HERE IN CASE SHE SHOWS
UP. >> GET THAT LIGHT...
1538
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,345
>> I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT
THE BACK, ALL RIGHT?
1539
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:22,139
JASON, DON'T BE AFRAID.
1540
01:11:22,174 --> 01:11:23,417
BE BRAVE, O.K.?
1541
01:11:47,717 --> 01:11:50,375
>> WHAT?
1542
01:11:50,409 --> 01:11:52,860
>> Todd: Hey, Jason, listen,
man, I'm back here and I just
1543
01:11:52,894 --> 01:11:54,068
missed her.
1544
01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:55,241
Are you in the car?
1545
01:11:55,276 --> 01:11:56,415
>> YEAH, I'M IN THE CAR, MAN.
1546
01:11:56,450 --> 01:11:59,038
>> All right, I need you to get
out of the car, O.K.?
1547
01:11:59,073 --> 01:11:59,936
Just listen to me.
1548
01:11:59,970 --> 01:12:01,247
>> TODD, COME ON, DUDE.
1549
01:12:01,282 --> 01:12:02,732
>> Do you see any cars?
1550
01:12:02,766 --> 01:12:04,665
>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANY CARS.
1551
01:12:04,699 --> 01:12:05,873
>> Do you see any people?
1552
01:12:05,907 --> 01:12:07,115
>> NO, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
1553
01:12:07,150 --> 01:12:08,082
THERE'S NOTHING UP HERE.
1554
01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:09,290
>> You don't see anyone at all?
1555
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,912
>> THERE'S NO ONE HERE,
MAN, LET'S JUST...
1556
01:12:10,947 --> 01:12:13,363
>> All right.
>> TODD?
1557
01:12:13,398 --> 01:12:15,572
TODD?
1558
01:12:15,607 --> 01:12:18,057
JACKASS.
1559
01:12:18,092 --> 01:12:19,438
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1560
01:12:35,316 --> 01:12:37,422
NO...
1561
01:12:37,456 --> 01:12:38,595
NO! >>: HEY!
1562
01:12:38,630 --> 01:12:40,425
>> GODDAMN IT, MAN, HAVE YOU
LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND...?
1563
01:12:40,459 --> 01:12:41,633
>> HURRY UP! GET IN, GET IN!
1564
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:42,806
>> WE'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL.
1565
01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:43,773
>> COME ON, JASON!
1566
01:12:43,807 --> 01:12:44,601
>> WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED.
1567
01:12:44,636 --> 01:12:45,430
JUST GET IN HERE!
1568
01:12:45,464 --> 01:12:46,327
>> WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED.
1569
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,673
YOU FUCKING CRAZY BASTARD.
1570
01:12:47,708 --> 01:12:48,467
>> GET DOWN!
1571
01:12:48,502 --> 01:12:49,537
>> GODDAMN IT, MAN.
1572
01:12:49,572 --> 01:12:51,574
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID
THIS! I CAN'T BELIEVE
1573
01:12:51,608 --> 01:12:52,575
YOU BROKE IN HERE!
1574
01:12:52,609 --> 01:12:53,783
WHAT IF SHE SHOWS UP, HUH?
1575
01:12:53,817 --> 01:12:54,991
>> SHE AIN'T GONNA SHOW UP, MAN.
1576
01:12:55,025 --> 01:12:55,992
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1577
01:12:56,026 --> 01:12:56,993
>> SHE AIN'T GONNA SHOW UP.
1578
01:12:57,027 --> 01:12:57,994
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
1579
01:12:58,028 --> 01:12:58,995
SHE COULD BE RUNNING LATE.
1580
01:12:59,029 --> 01:13:00,272
>> SHE'S NOT RUNNING LATE, MAN.
1581
01:13:00,306 --> 01:13:02,205
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW? >> BECAUSE
I... I DIDN'T BRIBE HER, JASON.
1582
01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:03,586
I MADE THE STORY UP, O.K.?
1583
01:13:03,620 --> 01:13:05,415
I MADE IT UP.
1584
01:13:05,450 --> 01:13:06,658
>> YOU WHAT?
1585
01:13:06,692 --> 01:13:09,074
>> I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA
GO ALONG WITH THIS, SO I MADE UP
1586
01:13:09,108 --> 01:13:10,282
THE STORY UP, O.K.? SORRY.
1587
01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:12,284
>> OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU
KIDDING ME? >> IT'S O.K.
1588
01:13:12,318 --> 01:13:13,561
>> NO, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT, TODD.
1589
01:13:13,596 --> 01:13:14,631
THIS IS BULLSHIT. >> JASON...
1590
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:16,564
>> GODDAMN IT. >> DON'T.
1591
01:13:16,599 --> 01:13:18,324
>> WHAT?
1592
01:13:18,359 --> 01:13:19,602
>> YOU GOTTA HELP, O.K.?
1593
01:13:19,636 --> 01:13:21,051
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, O.K.?
1594
01:13:21,086 --> 01:13:22,225
LISTEN, I'M YOUR BROTHER, MAN.
1595
01:13:22,259 --> 01:13:23,882
I NEED YOUR HELP, JASON.
1596
01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:25,124
I NEED YOUR HELP.
1597
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:27,851
THOSE PAPERS ARE RIGHT IN THERE,
AND WE CAN FUCKIN' GET THEM,
1598
01:13:27,886 --> 01:13:29,474
O.K.? WE CAN FIND OUT.
1599
01:13:29,508 --> 01:13:30,889
FINALLY KNOW, O.K.?
1600
01:13:30,923 --> 01:13:31,717
WE CAN FINALLY KNOW.
1601
01:13:31,752 --> 01:13:34,548
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1602
01:13:34,582 --> 01:13:36,204
>> AW, SHIT...
1603
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:37,274
>> TWO MINUTES, O.K.?
1604
01:13:37,309 --> 01:13:39,553
WATCH GUARD.
1605
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:48,251
OH, SHIT...
1606
01:13:48,285 --> 01:13:50,633
TODD.
1607
01:13:50,667 --> 01:13:52,082
>> WHAT?
1608
01:13:52,117 --> 01:13:53,636
>> DO YOU HAVE 'EM?
1609
01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:54,775
>> I'M LOOKING.
1610
01:13:54,809 --> 01:13:58,917
>> SHIT.
1611
01:13:58,951 --> 01:14:05,371
TODD, SOMEONE'S HERE!
1612
01:14:05,406 --> 01:14:06,407
>> WHAT?
1613
01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,408
>> SOMEONE'S HERE!
1614
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,444
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1615
01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:11,516
>> YES, THEY JUST PULLED UP
IN THE PARKING LOT!
1616
01:14:11,550 --> 01:14:13,138
>> IT'S... IT'S THE BLACK LADY.
1617
01:14:13,172 --> 01:14:14,070
SHIT, SHE'S COMING.
1618
01:14:14,104 --> 01:14:15,830
SHE'S COMING, SHE'S COMING,
SHE'S COMING.
1619
01:14:15,865 --> 01:14:16,624
>> JASON... >> COME ON!
1620
01:14:16,659 --> 01:14:17,383
>> JASON... >> COME ON!
1621
01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:18,039
SHE'S HERE...
1622
01:14:18,074 --> 01:14:18,868
>> I'VE GOT 'EM, MAN.
1623
01:14:18,902 --> 01:14:19,489
THESE ARE IT.
1624
01:14:19,524 --> 01:14:20,801
>> WELL, THEN, LET'S GO!
1625
01:14:33,089 --> 01:14:35,471
OH...
1626
01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:39,371
>> YES, MA'AM.
1627
01:14:57,078 --> 01:14:59,529
I NEED TO REPORT A BURGLARY.
1628
01:14:59,564 --> 01:15:02,601
YEAH, WE'RE AT THE OVERBROOK
ADOPTION AGENCY.
1629
01:15:02,636 --> 01:15:07,054
2720 BEE CAVES ROAD.
1630
01:15:07,088 --> 01:15:09,470
I, I DON'T KNOW.
1631
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,334
MAYBE... TWO HOURS AGO.
1632
01:15:11,368 --> 01:15:13,578
I'VE ONLY BEEN GONE FROM WORK
A COUPLE OF HOURS.
1633
01:15:13,612 --> 01:15:14,717
THERE'S A... YES.
1634
01:15:14,751 --> 01:15:16,926
THERE'S A BIG HOLE IN OUR BACK
DOOR, AND THERE'S GLASS
1635
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,031
ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
1636
01:15:19,066 --> 01:15:22,552
ONE OF OUR ROOMS
HAS BEEN RANSACKED.
1637
01:15:22,587 --> 01:15:25,003
WELL, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
IT'S GOING TO TAKE THE OFFICERS
1638
01:15:25,037 --> 01:15:26,970
TO GET HERE?
1639
01:15:27,005 --> 01:15:28,765
THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY?
1640
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:33,149
...TO GET IT, AND I NOTICED
WE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO.
1641
01:15:33,183 --> 01:15:35,047
YES.
1642
01:15:35,082 --> 01:15:38,534
O.K., I CAN, I CAN STAY INSIDE.
1643
01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:41,053
O.K.
1644
01:15:41,088 --> 01:15:42,952
O.K.
1645
01:15:42,986 --> 01:15:47,784
YES, MA'AM, I GOT HERE ABOUT,
OH, FIVE, 10 MINUTES AGO.
1646
01:15:47,819 --> 01:15:52,893
O.K., SURE, I CAN...
1647
01:15:52,927 --> 01:15:54,135
>> Jason: SHH, MAN, SHE SAW US.
1648
01:15:54,170 --> 01:15:55,481
>> Todd: NO, SHE DIDN'T SEE US.
1649
01:15:55,516 --> 01:15:56,137
>> YES, SHE DID.
1650
01:15:56,172 --> 01:15:57,587
>> Todd: I GOT 'EM, MAN.
1651
01:15:57,622 --> 01:15:58,692
I'M HURTING.
1652
01:15:58,726 --> 01:15:59,865
OH, NO.
1653
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:02,661
>> COME ON.
1654
01:16:02,696 --> 01:16:05,353
COME ON.
1655
01:16:05,388 --> 01:16:07,045
LET'S GO.
1656
01:16:07,079 --> 01:16:11,497
TODD, QUIT JERKING AROUND,
LET'S GO, COME ON.
1657
01:16:11,532 --> 01:16:13,638
>> OH, MAN, I'M COOKING ONE.
1658
01:16:13,672 --> 01:16:15,260
>> WHERE IS SHE?
1659
01:16:15,294 --> 01:16:16,399
>> I DON'T KNOW.
1660
01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,365
>> YOU KNOW THAT...
1661
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,366
>> FUCKIN' COP, LET'S GO.
1662
01:16:18,401 --> 01:16:20,679
>> SHIT...
1663
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:33,796
SHIT.
1664
01:16:45,014 --> 01:16:47,223
>> OH, WE'RE SCREWED, MAN.
1665
01:16:52,746 --> 01:16:56,612
WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED, WHAT DO
WE DO?
1666
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,268
>> I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FOR THIS.
1667
01:16:58,303 --> 01:17:00,892
>> YEAH, WELL, I GOT 'EM,
DIDN'T I?
1668
01:17:00,926 --> 01:17:07,381
AW, SHIT.
1669
01:17:07,415 --> 01:17:08,382
SHIT, DUDE.
1670
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,072
>> WHAT?
1671
01:17:09,107 --> 01:17:11,178
>> DUDE, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT.
1672
01:17:11,212 --> 01:17:12,386
I GOTTA, I GOTTA POO, JASON.
1673
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,630
I GOTTA GO, MAN, I CAN'T HOLD,
I CAN'T HOLD IT.
1674
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:16,873
>> I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, YOU'RE
GONNA HOLD IT. >> I CAN'T.
1675
01:17:16,908 --> 01:17:17,909
>> YOU'RE GONNA HOLD IT.
1676
01:17:17,943 --> 01:17:19,738
YOU GOT US INTO THIS MESS,
YOU'RE GONNA HOLD IT.
1677
01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:21,602
>> JUST LET ME, LET ME BORROW
YOUR SHIRT.
1678
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:22,258
>> WHAT? >> COME ON.
1679
01:17:22,292 --> 01:17:23,121
>> BORROW MY SHIRT?
1680
01:17:23,155 --> 01:17:24,087
SCREW YOU, NO.
1681
01:17:24,122 --> 01:17:25,710
>> THIS SHIRT COST ME 80 BUCKS.
1682
01:17:25,744 --> 01:17:27,263
>> WELL, IT'LL FEEL NICE ON
YOUR ASS.
1683
01:17:27,297 --> 01:17:29,472
>> THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN.
1684
01:17:29,506 --> 01:17:32,061
OOH.
1685
01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:09,685
OH...
1686
01:18:21,973 --> 01:18:23,215
>> Todd: OW!
1687
01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:27,737
>> SHH...
1688
01:18:27,772 --> 01:18:31,085
JASON...
1689
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,743
>> SHH, GET DOWN, GET DOWN.
1690
01:18:33,778 --> 01:18:34,571
>> JASON...
1691
01:18:34,606 --> 01:18:36,504
I WAS TAKING...
1692
01:18:36,539 --> 01:18:37,057
>> SHH...
1693
01:18:37,091 --> 01:18:37,747
>> I WAS-- JASON.
1694
01:18:37,782 --> 01:18:38,644
>> WHAT?
1695
01:18:38,679 --> 01:18:40,785
>> A FUCKING, A FUCKING SNAKE.
1696
01:18:40,819 --> 01:18:41,717
I GOT BIT.
1697
01:18:41,751 --> 01:18:43,028
I GOT BIT BY A SERPENT.
1698
01:18:43,063 --> 01:18:43,926
>> THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MAN.
1699
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:45,755
>> IT WAS A BLACK,
IT WAS A BLACK MAMBA.
1700
01:18:45,790 --> 01:18:46,825
>> SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
1701
01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:49,655
>> HE BIT ME, HE BIT ME
IN THE PENIS-- LOOK, LOOK.
1702
01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:50,208
>> OOH!
1703
01:18:50,242 --> 01:18:51,278
>> OW, OW.
1704
01:18:51,312 --> 01:18:52,313
>> OH, SHIT.
1705
01:18:52,348 --> 01:18:54,039
>> I CAN'T PULL MY PANTS UP.
1706
01:18:54,074 --> 01:18:56,041
I CAN'T PULL MY PANTS UP.
1707
01:18:56,076 --> 01:18:57,353
>> GOTTA GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL.
1708
01:18:57,387 --> 01:18:59,873
WE GOTTA GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL,
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY,
1709
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:01,081
YOU GOTTA GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
1710
01:19:01,115 --> 01:19:02,496
I'M GONNA GO TO THE COPS, MAN.
1711
01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:03,324
>> NO, NO, NO COPS.
1712
01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:05,154
I DID NOT COME THIS FAR
TO FAIL NOW.
1713
01:19:05,188 --> 01:19:05,982
NO COPS, NO COPS.
1714
01:19:06,017 --> 01:19:07,432
NO-NO, NO, NO, NO COPS.
1715
01:19:07,466 --> 01:19:08,364
LISTEN, MAN, NO COPS.
1716
01:19:08,398 --> 01:19:09,468
>> THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, TODD.
1717
01:19:09,503 --> 01:19:11,436
WE CAN'T GET AWAY, TODD,
WE GOTTA GET THE POISON OUT.
1718
01:19:11,470 --> 01:19:13,231
LISTEN TO ME, WE GOTTA GET
THE POISON OUT RIGHT NOW.
1719
01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:15,681
DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU GET
THE POISON OUT OR NOT, HUH?
1720
01:19:15,716 --> 01:19:17,235
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M SAYING TO YOU?
1721
01:19:17,269 --> 01:19:19,340
>> JASON...
1722
01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:21,791
I WOULD RATHER DIE.
1723
01:19:21,826 --> 01:19:26,589
RIGHT HERE IN THESE FUCKING
WOODS, THAN HAVE YOU SUCK
1724
01:19:26,623 --> 01:19:29,488
THE POISON OUT OF MY PENIS.
1725
01:19:29,523 --> 01:19:31,905
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING,
ASSHOLE.
1726
01:19:31,939 --> 01:19:32,906
>> YOU'RE GAY.
1727
01:19:32,940 --> 01:19:34,908
>> DAMN IT, TODD, LISTEN, O.K.?
1728
01:19:34,942 --> 01:19:35,667
LISTEN, LISTEN.
1729
01:19:35,701 --> 01:19:36,668
STAY RIGHT HERE, O.K.?
1730
01:19:36,702 --> 01:19:37,496
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1731
01:19:37,531 --> 01:19:38,739
JUST STAY RIGHT HERE, O.K.?
1732
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:39,913
JUST STAY HERE, STAY RIGHT HERE.
1733
01:19:39,947 --> 01:19:40,914
>> WAIT-- OW! >> SHH, SHH, SHH.
1734
01:19:40,948 --> 01:19:42,122
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
1735
01:19:42,156 --> 01:19:45,850
JASON...
1736
01:19:55,273 --> 01:19:56,343
>> OH, YOU CAME.
1737
01:19:56,377 --> 01:19:58,034
YOU CAME, YOU CAME BACK.
1738
01:19:58,069 --> 01:19:58,586
>> LISTEN, LISTEN.
1739
01:19:58,621 --> 01:19:59,553
THE COP WENT INSIDE.
1740
01:19:59,587 --> 01:20:01,313
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN' KEYS,
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
1741
01:20:01,348 --> 01:20:02,521
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS, ALL RIGHT?
1742
01:20:02,556 --> 01:20:04,558
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE A RUN
FOR IT. >> YEAH, WE ARE.
1743
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:06,767
HERE, GIVE ME YOUR KEYS,
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS, GIVE ME
1744
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:07,768
YOUR KEYS., O.K., LOOK.
1745
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,666
LET'S DO THIS...
1746
01:20:09,701 --> 01:20:10,357
>> SAVE ME.
1747
01:20:10,391 --> 01:20:11,185
>> O.K., LISTEN UP.
1748
01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:13,084
>> JASON, SAVE ME.
1749
01:20:13,118 --> 01:20:14,050
>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
1750
01:20:14,085 --> 01:20:18,814
>> OH! YEAH... O.K.
1751
01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:21,195
>> HOLD ON, I'M GONNA PUSH YOU
OVER, GRAB ON THIS.
1752
01:20:21,230 --> 01:20:22,265
GRAB ON THIS.
1753
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,404
GRAB ON THIS, O.K.?
1754
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:25,165
GRAB ON THIS, O.K.?
1755
01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:25,855
OH, JESUS.
1756
01:20:25,890 --> 01:20:28,513
OH, DAMN!
1757
01:20:28,547 --> 01:20:31,447
ON YOUR BACK, ON YOUR BACK,
1758
01:20:31,481 --> 01:20:32,655
ON YOUR BACK, ON YOUR BACK.
1759
01:20:32,689 --> 01:20:33,690
OH, MY GOD.
1760
01:20:33,725 --> 01:20:35,658
GIVE ME YOUR HANDS, GIVE ME
YOUR HANDS.
1761
01:20:35,692 --> 01:20:38,316
O.K., O.K., GRAB ME, GRAB ME,
GRAB ME, GRAB ME.
1762
01:20:38,350 --> 01:20:39,144
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
1763
01:20:39,179 --> 01:20:40,387
O.K., O.K., O.K.
1764
01:20:40,421 --> 01:20:41,767
>> ALL RIGHT, LET ME CARRY 'EM.
1765
01:20:41,802 --> 01:20:43,114
>> O.K., HERE.
1766
01:20:43,148 --> 01:20:44,701
I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
1767
01:20:44,736 --> 01:20:47,187
GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
1768
01:20:47,221 --> 01:20:52,778
>> ALL RIGHT, THERE, ALMOST
1769
01:20:52,813 --> 01:20:55,402
THERE, ALMOST THERE, SHH...
1770
01:20:55,436 --> 01:20:57,300
>> YOU KNOW, COMPLICATIONS OR
INCIDENTS THAT HAPPEN,
1771
01:20:57,335 --> 01:20:58,439
YOU GIVE US A CALL.
1772
01:20:58,474 --> 01:21:00,786
>> YEAH, YOU FIND ANYTHING
MISSING OR...
1773
01:21:00,821 --> 01:21:02,788
>> WELL, YOU'RE GOIN' MAIL US
A COPY OF THE REPORT?
1774
01:21:02,823 --> 01:21:05,446
>> YOU CAN GET IT, IT TAKES
ABOUT THREE OR FOUR DAYS OR SO.
1775
01:21:05,481 --> 01:21:06,654
WE GOTTA FILE IT AND WHATNOT.
1776
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:16,872
SHH, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, GET DOWN,
1777
01:21:16,906 --> 01:21:19,564
GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN.
1778
01:21:19,598 --> 01:21:22,325
>> UNIT 274, WE'RE ON IT.
1779
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:28,538
>> ABOUT HOW MANY, HOW MANY
EMPLOYEES WORK HERE?
1780
01:21:28,573 --> 01:21:30,540
>> Jason: O.K., I THINK
WE'RE GOOD.
1781
01:21:30,575 --> 01:21:34,096
THINK WE'RE GOOD, THINK
WE'RE GOOD.
1782
01:21:46,177 --> 01:21:48,627
>> Jason: QUIT TOUCHING IT.
1783
01:21:53,978 --> 01:21:55,117
QUIT TOUCHING IT, ALL RIGHT?
1784
01:21:55,151 --> 01:21:56,773
>> Todd: OW, OW!
1785
01:21:56,808 --> 01:21:58,258
>> STOP IT, STOP IT.
1786
01:21:58,292 --> 01:21:59,776
>> STOP YANKING AT IT,
1787
01:21:59,811 --> 01:22:00,743
ALL RIGHT?
1788
01:22:00,777 --> 01:22:03,366
>> I THINK IT'S GETTING BIG--
BIGGER... OH.
1789
01:22:03,401 --> 01:22:07,508
OH, IT SMELLS BAD.
1790
01:22:07,543 --> 01:22:10,166
>> TODD, COME ON, MAN,
QUIT, QUIT PRODDING IT.
1791
01:22:10,201 --> 01:22:11,443
>> I CAN'T STOP.
1792
01:22:11,478 --> 01:22:14,930
>> YOU GOTTA QUIT YANKING AT IT,
ALL RIGHT?
1793
01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,448
>> OH, OW!
1794
01:22:16,483 --> 01:22:18,347
OW, IT STINGS.
1795
01:22:18,381 --> 01:22:19,900
>> O.K., HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
1796
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,316
USE MY SHIRT AS A TOURNIQUET,
O.K.?
1797
01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:23,248
O.K., O.K.?
1798
01:22:23,283 --> 01:22:24,180
>> ARE YOU SURE?
1799
01:22:24,215 --> 01:22:25,147
>> I PROMISE, I PROMISE.
1800
01:22:25,181 --> 01:22:26,148
>> WHAT DO I DO?
1801
01:22:26,182 --> 01:22:27,528
AH, OUCH...
1802
01:22:27,563 --> 01:22:29,151
>> JUST, JUST TIE IT AROUND.
1803
01:22:29,185 --> 01:22:30,324
>> PUT IT AROUND MY BALLS?
1804
01:22:30,359 --> 01:22:31,808
>> NO-NO-NO, NO-NO-NO-NO,
NOT UNDER YOUR BALLS,
1805
01:22:31,843 --> 01:22:33,051
NOT UNDER YOUR BALLS!
1806
01:22:33,086 --> 01:22:35,053
LIKE, BEFORE YOUR BALLS, LIKE,
BUT WHERE THE SHAFT IS, O.K.?
1807
01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:36,675
LIKE, WHERE THE SHAFT MEETS
THE BALLS.
1808
01:22:36,710 --> 01:22:38,056
RIGHT THERE, TIE A KNOT, O.K.?
1809
01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:40,162
>> OH, I CAN'T, MAN.
1810
01:22:40,196 --> 01:22:40,990
I CAN'T DO IT.
1811
01:22:41,025 --> 01:22:41,853
>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO.
1812
01:22:41,887 --> 01:22:42,474
>> JASON, YOU TRY.
1813
01:22:42,509 --> 01:22:43,475
>> NO-NO-NO-NO-NO!
1814
01:22:43,510 --> 01:22:44,683
YOU DO IT, YOU DO IT.
1815
01:22:44,718 --> 01:22:46,996
TODD, THIS IS YOUR PECKER,
YOU DEAL WITH IT, MAN,
1816
01:22:47,031 --> 01:22:48,101
YOU CAN DO IT.
1817
01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:50,620
>> I CAN'T, MAN.
1818
01:22:50,655 --> 01:22:52,174
I CAN'T.
1819
01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:54,210
>> ALL RIGHT, FUCK IT, MAN,
WE'RE ALMOST TO THE HOSPITAL,
1820
01:22:54,245 --> 01:22:57,110
ALL RIGHT? THEY'LL FIX YOU UP,
ALL RIGHT?
1821
01:22:57,144 --> 01:22:58,318
>> JASON.
1822
01:22:58,352 --> 01:23:00,906
>> YEAH.
1823
01:23:00,941 --> 01:23:03,254
>> YOU'RE A GOOD BROTHER.
1824
01:23:03,288 --> 01:23:03,979
JASON.
1825
01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,152
>> NO, NO, IT'S O.K., MAN.
1826
01:23:05,187 --> 01:23:06,015
>> I CARE...
1827
01:23:06,050 --> 01:23:07,051
>> ALL RIGHT.
1828
01:23:07,085 --> 01:23:10,054
>> FOR YOU.
1829
01:23:10,088 --> 01:23:12,953
I LOVE YOU, JASON.
1830
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:15,300
I LOVE YOU A BUNCH.
1831
01:23:15,335 --> 01:23:21,168
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
1832
01:23:21,203 --> 01:23:23,412
I DO.
1833
01:24:10,286 --> 01:24:11,770
OH...
1834
01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:20,089
>> Jason: THANK YOU.
1835
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:25,543
>> I'LL CALL YOU, O.K.?
1836
01:24:25,577 --> 01:24:31,376
>> BYE, TODD.
1837
01:24:31,411 --> 01:24:35,967
>> SO, THEY, UH...
1838
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:37,417
CUT OFF YOUR DICK?
1839
01:24:37,451 --> 01:24:42,042
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.
1840
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,664
>> WHAT?
1841
01:24:43,699 --> 01:24:46,495
>> YOU WERE REALLY GONNA SUCK
THE POISON OUT, WEREN'T YOU?
1842
01:24:46,529 --> 01:24:47,668
>> I NEVER SAID THAT.
1843
01:24:47,703 --> 01:24:48,980
I NEVER SAID THAT.
1844
01:24:49,014 --> 01:24:52,501
>> O.K., YEAH, UH, SOMETHING
LIKE, "TODD, DO YOU NEED ME TO
1845
01:24:52,535 --> 01:24:56,298
HELP YOU GET THE POISON OUT?"
WOULD YOU DENY SAYING THAT?
1846
01:24:56,332 --> 01:25:00,371
>> GET YOUR SEAT BELT ON.
1847
01:25:00,405 --> 01:25:01,268
>> AH, DON'T WORRY, MAN.
1848
01:25:01,303 --> 01:25:04,616
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY
MEAN IT.
1849
01:25:04,651 --> 01:25:07,481
I'M SURE I SAID A FEW THINGS
LAST NIGHT THAT I DIDN'T REALLY
1850
01:25:07,516 --> 01:25:11,071
MEAN, EITHER.
1851
01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:14,454
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
1852
01:25:14,488 --> 01:25:15,627
ASSHOLE.
1853
01:25:15,662 --> 01:25:18,665
>> YEAH, YOU TOO.
1854
01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:32,610
>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?
1855
01:25:32,644 --> 01:25:39,410
YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?
1856
01:25:47,038 --> 01:25:49,213
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1857
01:25:49,247 --> 01:25:50,731
THIS SUCKS.
1858
01:25:50,766 --> 01:25:52,216
THE WHOLE THINGS SUCKS, MAN.
1859
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:58,601
IT'S GARBAGE.
1860
01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:07,817
YOU'RE A GOOD WRITER...
1861
01:26:07,852 --> 01:26:09,405
I THINK.
1862
01:26:09,440 --> 01:26:13,961
BUT, AND THIS IS A BIG BUT,
YOU NEED A BETTER STORY TO TELL.
1863
01:26:13,996 --> 01:26:15,135
>> YEAH, NO SHIT.
1864
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:18,276
>> AND YOU KNOW, I'VE ALREADY
TOLD YOU A GREAT IDEA FOR
1865
01:26:18,311 --> 01:26:19,622
A STORY.
1866
01:26:26,353 --> 01:26:28,217
YEAH.
1867
01:26:28,252 --> 01:26:30,702
>> I, UM...
1868
01:26:30,737 --> 01:26:36,605
I TRACKED DOWN YOUR, YOUR
BIRTH FATHER.
1869
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:37,502
>> REALLY?
1870
01:26:37,537 --> 01:26:38,054
>> YEAH.
1871
01:26:38,089 --> 01:26:38,986
I GOOGLED HIM.
1872
01:26:39,021 --> 01:26:41,368
I TRACKED HIM DOWN ON
CLASSMATES.COM.
1873
01:26:41,403 --> 01:26:43,301
CHECK IT OUT, LOOK,
THE SAME NAME.
1874
01:26:43,336 --> 01:26:45,200
DARRELL PATRICK WILLIAMS.
1875
01:26:45,234 --> 01:26:48,651
SAME DATE OF BIRTH,
SAME HOMETOWN.
1876
01:26:48,686 --> 01:26:51,930
POWDER SPRINGS, GEORGIA.
1877
01:26:51,965 --> 01:26:55,037
IT'S HIM, THAT'S GOTTA BE HIM.
1878
01:26:55,071 --> 01:26:55,624
SEE?
1879
01:26:55,658 --> 01:26:58,143
HE'S A POET.
1880
01:27:07,705 --> 01:27:09,431
>> UH...
1881
01:27:16,023 --> 01:27:17,784
WHAT ABOUT, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS?
1882
01:27:17,818 --> 01:27:19,095
DID YOU...
1883
01:27:19,130 --> 01:27:21,097
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
1884
01:27:21,132 --> 01:27:23,859
>> NO, NAH.
1885
01:27:23,893 --> 01:27:29,140
NAH, NOTHING YET.
1886
01:27:29,174 --> 01:27:31,453
PRETTY SURE THEY'RE STILL DEAD.
1887
01:27:46,502 --> 01:27:49,264
>> Woman on P.A.: Curbside
parking and waiting is not
1888
01:27:49,298 --> 01:27:51,438
allowed...
1889
01:28:03,105 --> 01:28:05,832
>> THANKS AGAIN FOR THESE, MAN.
1890
01:28:05,866 --> 01:28:07,937
IT'S AWESOME.
1891
01:28:07,972 --> 01:28:10,664
>> I STILL JUST WANT TO KNOW,
MAN, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
1892
01:28:10,699 --> 01:28:11,976
SAY TO HIM?
1893
01:28:12,010 --> 01:28:15,566
YOU JUST GOING TO SHOW UP AT HIS
DOORSTEP AND BE LIKE, "I'M HERE.
1894
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:16,325
LOVE ME."
1895
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:19,639
"LOVE ME.
1896
01:28:19,673 --> 01:28:20,536
I NEED YOUR LOVE."
1897
01:28:20,571 --> 01:28:23,332
>> YOU NEED TO HAVE A PLAN.
1898
01:28:23,367 --> 01:28:24,264
>> I GUESS.
1899
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:28,337
I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I'LL JUST
FIGURE IT OUT.
1900
01:28:28,372 --> 01:28:30,443
ALL RIGHT.
1901
01:28:30,477 --> 01:28:31,616
GONNA TAKE OFF.
1902
01:28:31,651 --> 01:28:34,723
>> SO, UM, YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA BE HEADED BACK HOME,
1903
01:28:34,757 --> 01:28:36,725
YOU KNOW, SO...
1904
01:28:36,759 --> 01:28:39,935
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO
CALL ME, YOU KNOW,
1905
01:28:39,969 --> 01:28:40,970
THAT'D BE COOL.
1906
01:28:41,005 --> 01:28:42,213
>> YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOU?
1907
01:28:42,247 --> 01:28:44,595
>> WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
THAT'D BE COOL, WHATEVER,
1908
01:28:44,629 --> 01:28:45,665
YOU KNOW.
1909
01:28:45,699 --> 01:28:48,219
>> IF YOU WANT ME TO, I'LL
GIVE YOU A BUZZ. >> O.K.
1910
01:28:48,253 --> 01:28:49,841
SO, YEAH, SO, SO, YOU'LL CALL?
1911
01:28:49,876 --> 01:28:50,394
>> YEAH, SURE.
1912
01:28:50,428 --> 01:28:51,705
>> YOU'LL CALL?
1913
01:28:51,740 --> 01:28:52,844
>> SURE.
1914
01:28:52,879 --> 01:28:56,192
>> BECAUSE I'M GONNA BE ON
THE ROAD, YOU KNOW, AND, UH,
1915
01:28:56,227 --> 01:29:00,024
SO, LIKE, I MIGHT BE OUT OF,
LIKE, SIGNAL IN CERTAIN, UH,
1916
01:29:00,058 --> 01:29:03,199
NETWORK AREAS, WITH MY, WITH MY
SERVICE PROVIDER.
1917
01:29:03,234 --> 01:29:05,995
SO, IF THAT HAPPENS, DON'T,
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT
1918
01:29:06,030 --> 01:29:07,618
PICKING UP, YOU KNOW.
1919
01:29:07,652 --> 01:29:08,653
>> YEAH, YEAH.
1920
01:29:08,688 --> 01:29:10,621
>> YOU CAN LEAVE A VOICE,
A VOICE MESSAGE ON MY
1921
01:29:10,655 --> 01:29:11,587
VOICE MAIL MACHINE.
1922
01:29:11,622 --> 01:29:13,762
>> COOL.
1923
01:29:13,796 --> 01:29:14,487
COOL.
1924
01:29:14,521 --> 01:29:15,108
>> SO, COOL.
1925
01:29:15,142 --> 01:29:16,074
SO, YOU'LL CALL.
1926
01:29:16,109 --> 01:29:17,593
>> ALL RIGHT.
1927
01:29:17,628 --> 01:29:20,872
TAKE IT EASY.
1928
01:29:20,907 --> 01:29:26,878
>> Man: ♪ HAVE WE COME OF AGE
1929
01:29:30,330 --> 01:29:35,749
TO THIS? ♪
♪ IS THIS ALL WE'LL EVER GET?
1930
01:29:35,784 --> 01:29:40,685
♪ HIDDEN TRUTH
AND LIES AND BLAME ♪
1931
01:29:43,964 --> 01:29:47,589
♪ SAID YOU BLEED
A POOR MAN'S BLOOD ♪
1932
01:29:47,623 --> 01:29:51,731
♪ BUT IT'S NOT YOURS
MIXED WITH THE MUD ♪
1933
01:29:51,765 --> 01:29:58,738
♪ YOU COULD NEVER
DIE LIKE THAT ♪
1934
01:29:58,772 --> 01:30:06,711
♪ GRACE TO THEE
♪ EMPATHY
1935
01:30:06,746 --> 01:30:09,300
>> Chorus: ♪ OOH...♪
>> ♪ MAY YOU NEVER
1936
01:30:09,334 --> 01:30:24,280
SLEEP WELL AGAIN ♪
1937
01:30:24,280 --> 01:30:32,012
SLEEP WELL AGAIN ♪
1938
01:30:32,047 --> 01:30:35,809
♪ IT'S A LARGER FRAME
WE'LL NEED ♪
1939
01:30:35,844 --> 01:30:46,751
♪ IT'S A PICTURE INCOMPLETE
♪ YOU'RE A TRAGEDY AT BEST
1940
01:30:46,786 --> 01:30:51,653
♪ AS WE FALL APART, YOU'LL SEE
1941
01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:55,588
♪ THAT IT'S A SHAME
THAT IT COULDN'T BE ♪
1942
01:30:55,622 --> 01:31:00,731
♪ WELL, I GUESS SOMEONE ELSE
KNEW BETTER ♪
1943
01:31:00,765 --> 01:31:06,737
♪ OH
♪ GRACE TO THEE
1944
01:31:06,771 --> 01:31:12,052
♪ EMPATHY
>> ♪ OOH...♪
1945
01:31:12,087 --> 01:31:18,749
>> ♪ WELL, MAY YOU NEVER
SLEEP WELL AGAIN ♪
1946
01:31:18,783 --> 01:31:26,757
♪ GRACE TO THEE
♪ EMPATHY
1947
01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:29,207
>> ♪ OOH...♪
>> ♪ AND MAY YOU NEVER
1948
01:31:29,242 --> 01:31:44,188
SLEEP WELL AGAIN ♪
1949
01:31:44,188 --> 01:31:52,334
SLEEP WELL AGAIN ♪
1950
01:31:52,368 --> 01:32:00,756
♪ LITTLE ANGELS
LEFT BY THE ROADSIDE SMILE ♪
1951
01:32:00,791 --> 01:32:09,385
♪ LITTLE ANGELS
LEFT BY THE ROADSIDE SMILE ♪
1952
01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:18,256
♪ LITTLE ANGELS
LEFT BY THE ROADSIDE SMILE ♪
1953
01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:25,643
♪ LITTLE ANGELS
LEFT BY THE ROADSIDE, WHOA... ♪
1954
01:32:25,678 --> 01:32:29,544
♪ GRACE TO THEE
1955
01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:36,240
AND EMPATHY ♪
♪ AND MAY YOU NEVER
1956
01:32:36,274 --> 01:32:42,487
SLEEP WELL AGAIN. ♪132387
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