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If you've been hurt,
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how soon is too soon
to get back in the game?
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Grant Hill sprained his ankle
and was on the dl for 46 years.
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Daffy Duck takes
a shotgun blast to the face,
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spins his beak around
and bam, he's back.
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A player wants to play.
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He can only watch
from the sidelines for so long.
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What have you done with her?
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You're not supposed
to be here.
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That's better.
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Carrie, I'm ready to put myself
back on the market.
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I'm down to my sexiest weight,
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my tan is strong, my gift
for saucy banter has come back.
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I have never
seen you single before.
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Yeah, it's gonna be bad.
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I'm bad at it.
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Look, I don't know
if I'm ready,
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but I'm definitely lonely.
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So I'm gonna
take some shots
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even if I make
some terrible mistakes.
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What about you?
Should we hook up?
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I don't really feel like
being a terrible mistake.
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Yeah, I read you.
Gotta get the word out though.
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Let's update
my Facebook page.
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Okay, change it, Carrie.
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To what, single, widowed,
it's complicated?
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We're going right at it.
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Widowed.
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- That seems a little...
- Intense? Yeah.
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You're right, that's why
we're gonna cut against it
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with the following
profile picture.
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Grab your camera.
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Ready?
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No.
Bad, no!
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No, it's awesome. Take it.
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Okay.
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Now put in "likes Porsches"
in a way
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that makes it very clear
that I have one.
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And,
thumbs-up a band.
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I wanna say
mumford & sons,
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but that doesn't limit me
to smart chicks, does it?
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Okay, this is not
how you meet people.
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I forgot.
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I'm beating all the men
around here off with a stick.
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Moment of truth, Carrie.
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Send it.
New life begun.
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Crazy, Porsche-driving widower
is the bait.
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Let's see
who we reel in.
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You poor man.
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I had no idea.
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The kid is back.
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Do you think it's too soon
for me to date?
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No such thing.
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And rarely has anyone ever made
a mistake while doing this.
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I'm sorry.
This is a safe space.
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Admittedly, I'm flailing,
but it's scary.
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I don't know
if I can handle it.
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I mean, Anne freaked out
when she tried it.
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Of course, I'm not
as crazy as she is.
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No, you're not.
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She's glaring at me,
isn't she?
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Yes.
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Say,
what does Anne look like?
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I picture
an angry Audrey Hepburn.
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That's close.
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Well, we'll find out
if I'm ready soon enough.
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Olympic champion and Facebook
friend Misty may-treanor
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invited me to play beach
volleyball at their facility...
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So I will be mingling
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with some
of the most beautiful people
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on the face of the planet.
No.
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Can I come?
Well played.
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Thank you.
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Well, make sure you're both
available for George's party.
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Did everyone
get the e-vite?
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Yeah.
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I'm not sure
I understood
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the nature
of the gathering.
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It's an "I'm not dead" party.
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Yeah, I understood
the nature of the gathering.
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A year ago,
some foolish doctors predicted
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that a man
with all of George's diseases
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had only a year to live.
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That year ends tomorrow.
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I showed 'em.
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Well,
it's not tomorrow yet.
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Let's hold hold off
on the victory lap, sweetie.
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"Where's the group cat?"
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Asked the cat lover
to the woman
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who was supposed
to be watching it.
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Why you yell?
What is it?
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"Pick on sexy lady" day?
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Cat is fine.
Really?
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Is the cat fine?
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Or is it un gato perdido?
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That's no group cat.
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Sure looks like Puddin'.
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There's a phone number.
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Soy Fausta. Soy Fausta.
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- Soy Fausta.
- Sonia?
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You're being a little intense,
but, Fausta, at some point,
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we do have to address
your narcissism.
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Yes,
I lose the cat.
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We have no time to lose.
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Puddin's not built
for the streets.
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Our central search area
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will be a triangle
around Fausta's house.
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Then we'll fan out
in a "J" formation
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to the southwest
and the East,
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establishing checkpoints
to the North.
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And then
we'll split into groups
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and keep radiating
from the center.
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Radiating
from the center.
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Sonia, your plan
bears a resemblance to...
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- What?
- No, it's a good plan.
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Okay, Carrie, these girls are
a little bit younger than I am.
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What do I do?
Do I talk about Twilight?
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Do we still
exchange numbers?
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Do we text?
Do we talk through the cloud?
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What are you so worried about?
You talk for a living.
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Yeah, well,
if I wanted to attract
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weed-addled
35-year-old guys
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who still live
in their parents' basement,
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then I'd have my pick.
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It may be
where I end up,
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but it's certainly not
where I wanna start.
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Hey, Ryan.
Welcome.
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Hey, Misty, good to see you.
Hey, be honest.
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Should I go
with the wrap-around sunglasses?
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You're a volleyball player.
Who are you falling for?
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This guy?
Or this guy?
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Definitely no sunglasses.
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Because you wanna see
my piercing blue eyes.
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Sure.
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I was right.
That was the reason.
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- She said, "sure."
- That's right.
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Boy, look at 'em.
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They're so tall
and perfect.
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They're like the next stage
in human evolution,
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and we're like
the weird monkey creatures
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that come
between actual monkeys and them.
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They're intimidating
as a group,
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but you just need
to attract one.
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Maybe she's been drinking
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because her father abandoned her
at an early age.
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Well,
one can only hope, right?
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- Yeah.
- Hey.
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- Just need one!
- Hey, ladies, ladies, gather.
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We have a visitor today.
His name's Ryan.
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Hello, volleyballers.
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I really dig you guys
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setting me up li...
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And Ryan
has a throat problem,
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won't be able to speak
that much today.
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Okay, let's do this.
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- That's you.
- Mine!
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- Okay.
- Get it.
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Nice.
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- Yeah.
- That was pretty sweet?
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I should tweet that out
to the cloud.
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It's not gonna be her.
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You know, while we have
a minute here, I'll...
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I'll bet your blood
tastes amazing.
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You know, 'cause
of the whole vampire thing.
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Twilight.
Twilight.
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Carrie, I don't think
she's drunk.
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I got it.
Go, go.
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Hit it!
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My back!
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I can't move.
Is he kidding?
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I'm not sure.
It's not funny.
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But neither is
anything else he said.
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Hey.
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Has anyone seen
my wedding ring?
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Damn it.
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Carrie.
It's okay, Ryan.
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I found it, I found it.
It's all right.
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Hey, could we give him
some space?
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Yes, leave us
grotesque monkey people alone.
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I don't wanna be doing
all this, Carrie.
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I wanna be married.
I know.
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Put some sunblock on me,
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and go get help.
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Hi, I'm Ryan.
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This is how I am now.
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Come on in.
Have a seat.
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George,
we're so excited.
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We brought you snacks
for your party.
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Jell-o,
some yummy cookies.
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Great.
This is bourbon.
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We all gonna take a shot
and tear it up!
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- Well...
- This is our itinerary.
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Okay.
Jazz club.
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Yeah.
Whiskey bar.
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Vegas... and Mexico.
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Okay,
these two are illegal.
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This you can't get
without a prescription.
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And is this a woman
you've drawn?
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Well, that's roughly
the shape I'm interested in.
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Excuse us a moment.
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Mmhmm.
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This list is crazy.
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Frankly, even if it just said,
"walk up a flight of stairs,"
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I wouldn't let him do it.
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Can we discuss
a more important issue?
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Puddin' is out there alone.
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I'm talking
about a man's life.
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I'm talking
about a cat's life!
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I don't know
how to argue with that.
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How are we gonna tell George
he can't party the way he wants?
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He's a very proud man.
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We can do
some of these things.
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This drawing
looks very much like me.
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Look, we'll have one drink,
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he'll get sleepy,
we'll call it a night.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Feeling tired, George?
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Tired of waiting
for this party to start.
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Is anyone
even making out?
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What happened to you?
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I threw my back out
with the beach volleyball girls.
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Beach volleyball.
Hey, put that on the list.
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Look at this.
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Discotheque?
Roller derby?
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What's this picture
of Fausta?
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It's George's plan
for the evening.
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Enough talk.
Let's hit it.
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George, we're not going.
Right?
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It doesn't sound
so safe, man.
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You calling me old?
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Well, age is just a number,
but yours is pretty high
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and it's not like they just call
this place a "folks home."
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You think
you're tougher than me?
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Hey!
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- Old man fight!
- I'm not old.
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Twilight!
Twilight the movie!
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- Old man fight!
- George, no, no.
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Everybody, everybody, please.
George, please settle down.
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I'm fine.
Excuse me.
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I have plans.
George.
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- Buddy.
- No.
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Don't follow me!
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And you, sir,
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- need to return to your room.
- Come on!
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You were right to pick me
to help you for Puddin'.
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Search and rescue
was part of my training.
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I wanted you more because
of your bland personality
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and your willingness
to take orders.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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This is his kind of tree.
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Let's see if he's up there.
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I'm gonna speak cat.
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You probably think I'm weird.
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No.
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00:10:10,682 --> 00:10:12,817
I think you're awesome.
256
00:10:12,851 --> 00:10:16,203
Rock 'n' roll.
257
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,874
So these are the women
you played volleyball with.
258
00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:21,492
I know.
259
00:10:21,526 --> 00:10:24,161
I thought I blew it, but I
got six emails this morning.
260
00:10:24,195 --> 00:10:25,212
They all want me.
261
00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:26,213
They found out
I was a widower,
262
00:10:26,248 --> 00:10:27,381
and then all of a sudden,
263
00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,834
I was irresistible
and vulnerable.
264
00:10:29,868 --> 00:10:32,336
It's
the Sleepless in Seattle effect.
265
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,838
- Is that a thing?
- Yeah.
266
00:10:33,872 --> 00:10:36,373
The first time I went golfing
after Patty died,
267
00:10:36,391 --> 00:10:38,342
women were
throwing themselves at me.
268
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,511
It was like I was
the lesbian Fonzie.
269
00:10:40,545 --> 00:10:43,230
Gaaaay!
270
00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:44,648
Women are so great.
271
00:10:44,683 --> 00:10:47,401
The more damaged you are,
the more they wanna heal you.
272
00:10:47,436 --> 00:10:48,853
We don't deserve 'em,
King.
273
00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:49,837
No, we don't.
274
00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,889
Boy, I have been compared
275
00:10:51,907 --> 00:10:54,391
to Tom Hanks my entire life,
and now this.
276
00:10:54,409 --> 00:10:56,744
I'm sorry,
who compared you to Tom Hanks?
277
00:10:56,778 --> 00:10:58,279
People.
The people of America.
278
00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:00,698
I don't see a mermaid
giving up the sea for you.
279
00:11:00,732 --> 00:11:03,084
I'm sorry, it's just that
I've seen Sleepless in Seattle,
280
00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:05,252
like, 40 times
and you are no Sam.
281
00:11:05,287 --> 00:11:07,438
Okay, I'm getting worried.
Has anyone heard from George?
282
00:11:07,472 --> 00:11:09,239
You mean other than
the ten times a day
283
00:11:09,257 --> 00:11:10,708
he calls me by mistake.
284
00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:12,209
- He pocket dials you too?
- Yeah.
285
00:11:12,243 --> 00:11:14,295
Yeah, I got this at 7:00 pm.
286
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:16,547
- These peanuts free?
- Also from last night.
287
00:11:16,581 --> 00:11:17,548
Yeah, you too!
288
00:11:17,582 --> 00:11:19,717
Another whiskey.
She found it.
289
00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,936
Thought she was dead!
290
00:11:21,970 --> 00:11:23,437
Then she woke up
and stabbed herself.
291
00:11:23,472 --> 00:11:27,091
Okay, okay, why are we
obsessing over George?
292
00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:29,810
What about the cat?
Thank you, Danny.
293
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,262
This group,
it's all about the people.
294
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,564
It's like,
"where's George?"
295
00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:35,950
"Which woman does Ryan
wanna take into an alleyway
296
00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:38,652
and get all..."
297
00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:41,271
You just get it, dude.
298
00:11:41,289 --> 00:11:42,656
So are we gonna go look
for Puddin' again today?
299
00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:43,774
Can't wait.
300
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,910
I'll bring my compass,
my canteen and...
301
00:11:45,944 --> 00:11:47,128
Do you think
we'll need my gun?
302
00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,080
Better to have it
and not need it
303
00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:52,249
than need it
and not have it.
304
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:53,918
You know,
I'm a little envious of you,
305
00:11:53,952 --> 00:11:55,469
out there dating again.
306
00:11:55,504 --> 00:11:57,788
Don't say that
with Wyatt right out there.
307
00:11:57,806 --> 00:12:00,290
Wyatt and I are great.
308
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:01,642
Hey, honey.
309
00:12:01,676 --> 00:12:03,010
- Hi.
- Ready to go?
310
00:12:03,061 --> 00:12:04,011
Great.
311
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,229
- Hi.
- Mwah.
312
00:12:05,263 --> 00:12:06,630
Ryan King.
313
00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:07,631
What happened to you?
314
00:12:07,649 --> 00:12:09,350
Back in
the dating game.
315
00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,185
Yeah, no, I saw
the update on Facebook.
316
00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:13,487
Big swing, bro.
317
00:12:13,522 --> 00:12:15,439
Let me see your back.
What? No, no, no.
318
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,640
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
319
00:12:16,658 --> 00:12:18,242
Should I tell him
I'm a chiropractor?
320
00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:20,661
No, no, no,
put me down, you monster!
321
00:12:22,247 --> 00:12:23,480
I love you.
322
00:12:23,498 --> 00:12:25,082
Don't ever leave me.
323
00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:27,034
Now that should hold you
for a day or two
324
00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,819
and then you can come back
and see me,
325
00:12:28,837 --> 00:12:31,672
if you're ready to enter into
a healing relationship.
326
00:12:31,706 --> 00:12:33,424
"A healing relationship"?
327
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,793
I mean, there's a real
spiritual component to my work.
328
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:38,045
You know, energy, chakras,
crap like that.
329
00:12:38,096 --> 00:12:39,380
If you're open, great.
330
00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:40,631
If you're gonna be
a bitch about it,
331
00:12:40,665 --> 00:12:41,999
you can go sit
in your own load.
332
00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:45,469
Namaste.
333
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,271
I love you.
334
00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:49,106
This date
is gonna be great, Carrie.
335
00:12:49,141 --> 00:12:52,810
I'm wearing a suit that Cloons
wore to the Ocean's 13 premiere.
336
00:12:52,844 --> 00:12:54,178
That was recent.
337
00:12:54,196 --> 00:12:56,180
Plus, we're going to one
of my favorite restaurants,
338
00:12:56,198 --> 00:12:58,365
where the Italian maitre d'
is gonna chat me up,
339
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,867
make me look like a big shot.
340
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,035
It's all very bene.
341
00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:04,405
Well, good luck.
342
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,907
Mr. King,
it's been too long.
343
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:08,075
Hey, man.
344
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:09,243
Will Janie be
meeting you today?
345
00:13:10,545 --> 00:13:11,862
There it goes.
346
00:13:16,585 --> 00:13:19,536
Grazie.
347
00:13:23,058 --> 00:13:24,892
Sorry to bother you.
348
00:13:24,926 --> 00:13:26,594
Your feet look nice.
349
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,062
Did I come at a bad time?
350
00:13:28,096 --> 00:13:29,313
No, no, no.
351
00:13:29,347 --> 00:13:30,564
I was just going out.
352
00:13:30,599 --> 00:13:31,649
But, my God.
353
00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:34,885
Are you okay?
354
00:13:34,903 --> 00:13:36,604
- I can't move on.
- Aw.
355
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,222
I can't even move.
356
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,657
I'm hopeless.
357
00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:40,908
You're not hopeless.
358
00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,493
Great things
are gonna happen.
359
00:13:42,527 --> 00:13:44,061
You're right there.
360
00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:45,496
Yeah?
361
00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:46,780
Yeah,
you're gonna meet a woman
362
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:50,417
who you feel comfortable with
and who appreciates you
363
00:13:50,452 --> 00:13:54,455
for how smart and funny
and attractive you are.
364
00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:02,596
Just for the record,
that person is not you?
365
00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:03,914
- No.
- Okay.
366
00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:06,790
- What the hell was that?
- It was bad.
367
00:14:06,824 --> 00:14:08,325
- We can both agree it was bad.
- Yeah.
368
00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:10,443
- What's bad, buddy?
- Wyatt?
369
00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:11,695
How long have you been here?
370
00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,630
- A little while.
- Like how little?
371
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:14,798
You here
for an adjustment?
372
00:14:14,832 --> 00:14:17,084
Let's get you an adjustment.
373
00:14:17,118 --> 00:14:19,670
Boy.
374
00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:24,958
You're really
getting good at that.
375
00:14:24,993 --> 00:14:26,810
Thanks.
I practiced all night.
376
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,095
- And this morning.
- Yeah.
377
00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:29,596
And this afternoon.
378
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:31,815
You know, it's possible
being on military disability
379
00:14:31,849 --> 00:14:33,567
has sapped my ambition.
380
00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,185
You know what,
that looks like a Puddin' tree.
381
00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:36,186
I'm gonna go check it out.
382
00:14:36,237 --> 00:14:37,938
You keep it up.
Okay.
383
00:14:37,972 --> 00:14:41,141
Hey! Hey!
I find him in my oven.
384
00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:44,144
If I don't microwave everything,
he dead.
385
00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:47,447
That's...
That's great, I guess.
386
00:14:47,481 --> 00:14:49,616
What's wrong,
my tall and stupid?
387
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,953
I was just having so much fun
looking for him with Sonia.
388
00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,622
Hey, so you think
you could wait to tell her?
389
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,824
She and I were
really starting to connect.
390
00:14:57,842 --> 00:14:59,760
What am I saying?
391
00:14:59,794 --> 00:15:00,761
I'm married.
392
00:15:00,795 --> 00:15:02,996
Sweetie, come here.
393
00:15:03,014 --> 00:15:04,881
Your wife is bad woman.
394
00:15:04,932 --> 00:15:06,433
She does not deserve you.
395
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:07,801
You take the cat.
396
00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,603
When you're ready,
you be hero.
397
00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,555
Better, you hold on cat.
398
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,023
Danny and Sonia search.
399
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:16,009
When I ready, I take cat,
be hero.
400
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:18,395
Sorry, when I get around you,
it's hard not to speak Fausta.
401
00:15:18,446 --> 00:15:20,981
I'd really like
to get to the bottom
402
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:23,150
of how long you were
standing out there.
403
00:15:23,184 --> 00:15:25,035
Long enough to see
a man in pain.
404
00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:26,403
Face down.
405
00:15:28,373 --> 00:15:30,474
Did you like
seeing me in pain?
406
00:15:30,508 --> 00:15:32,876
Did it feel like...
Justice?
407
00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,044
Does this hurt?
408
00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:35,295
Yes!
409
00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,364
Doesn't seem to stop you
from doing it though.
410
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,867
So you chiropractors,
do you have to take an oath
411
00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:43,837
to heal and, you know,
not kill?
412
00:15:43,871 --> 00:15:45,088
I'm not much
of an oath guy.
413
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,890
Mahatma!
414
00:15:46,924 --> 00:15:48,925
Mila Kunis!
415
00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:51,311
Are you a religious man?
416
00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:53,397
I'm sensing a lot
of stress here, Ryan.
417
00:15:53,431 --> 00:15:55,515
You got something
on your mind?
418
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:56,516
No.
419
00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:57,601
What is it?
420
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,935
Nothing.
421
00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:01,888
Flip over.
422
00:16:01,906 --> 00:16:03,389
Come on, what's bugging you?
423
00:16:03,408 --> 00:16:04,941
- No, just normal worry stuff.
- Tell Wyatt.
424
00:16:04,992 --> 00:16:06,076
- You know you want to.
- School.
425
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,393
It's eating at you.
426
00:16:07,412 --> 00:16:08,412
Garbage floating on the oce...
427
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:10,747
Yes, I did it!
I tried to kiss Lauren!
428
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:13,250
My God.
That's fantastic.
429
00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:14,785
You tried to kiss Lauren?
430
00:16:14,836 --> 00:16:17,537
You son of a bitch!
431
00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:19,790
I'm just messing with you.
432
00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:20,907
I don't care.
433
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,259
What? Why not?
434
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,260
Why aren't you
threatened by me?
435
00:16:23,294 --> 00:16:24,261
I'm like Tom Hanks.
436
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,796
You're a lot
like Tom Hanks.
437
00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:27,413
Thank you.
438
00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:28,414
Why aren't you mad at me?
439
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,083
Come here.
440
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:31,268
He told me, hon.
441
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:32,585
Guess we got another one.
442
00:16:32,603 --> 00:16:33,687
"Another one"?
443
00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:35,889
They all fall
for my baby.
444
00:16:35,923 --> 00:16:37,891
It's classic
Florence Nightingale stuff.
445
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,444
First it was
the weight watchers crowd...
446
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:41,611
Those cute chubbies...
447
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,363
And now it's the Saddies.
448
00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:44,614
Wyatt, please don't
call them that.
449
00:16:44,649 --> 00:16:46,366
Not in front of the Saddy?
I got it.
450
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,567
But you cheaped out.
451
00:16:47,601 --> 00:16:49,286
You were supposed
to bring her something.
452
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,770
They all do.
453
00:16:50,788 --> 00:16:52,939
Coffee table,
that was from a Chubby.
454
00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:54,241
That lamp, Danny.
455
00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,293
That vase
that looks like boobies.
456
00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:57,610
- Don't say Anne.
- It was Anne.
457
00:16:57,628 --> 00:17:00,080
And now the great Ryan King
joins the ranks.
458
00:17:00,114 --> 00:17:01,298
You two need to talk.
459
00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:02,799
But no making out.
460
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,753
Grr. I will have to kick
your ass because I'm so jealous.
461
00:17:10,174 --> 00:17:11,291
Well, I hope you're happy.
462
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:13,143
- You almost got me killed.
- What?
463
00:17:13,177 --> 00:17:15,595
- You invite me over here.
- You showed up at my doorstep.
464
00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:16,813
You get all tarted up.
465
00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,231
- These are khakis.
- You give me compliments.
466
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,267
You say I'm smart
and funny and attractive.
467
00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:21,818
You were sad.
I didn't know what to say.
468
00:17:21,853 --> 00:17:24,187
- You're a grief counselor!
- Anyone can do that.
469
00:17:24,238 --> 00:17:25,605
It takes, like,
three classes.
470
00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:26,940
And everyone falls for you,
471
00:17:26,974 --> 00:17:28,909
so on top of everything else,
I'm a cliche?
472
00:17:28,943 --> 00:17:30,360
Look, the good news
about being a cliche
473
00:17:30,411 --> 00:17:32,496
is that you're like most people,
and most people get better.
474
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:34,781
Ryan, you're getting better.
475
00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:38,919
And for what it's worth,
it was flattering.
476
00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,671
Yeah?
477
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:45,425
So you'd say I'm the cutest
of the chubbies and saddies?
478
00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:47,327
Goodbye, Ryan.
479
00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:50,496
George.
480
00:17:50,515 --> 00:17:52,165
Hey, George.
481
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,934
No, I'm glad you're okay.
482
00:17:53,968 --> 00:17:55,802
He wants me to pick him up.
483
00:17:55,836 --> 00:17:57,170
Good tell him
you were here
484
00:17:57,188 --> 00:17:58,855
and that the painting he did
for me is still up.
485
00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,357
- Where is it?
- Not up.
486
00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,893
He's a sweet man,
but it's what you'd think.
487
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:04,144
Thanks, Ryan.
488
00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:07,447
Now where you gonna tell people
you picked me up?
489
00:18:07,481 --> 00:18:09,399
Las Vegas, Nevada, sir.
490
00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:10,516
Right.
491
00:18:10,535 --> 00:18:12,819
Not holed-up
in some motel downtown.
492
00:18:12,853 --> 00:18:15,705
I was at
a Bellagio Blackjack table,
493
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:18,708
up ten large,
surrounded by leggy showgirls,
494
00:18:18,743 --> 00:18:21,527
- and big muckity-mucks.
- Got it.
495
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:25,549
I used to be able
to go out and tear it up.
496
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,468
Live while you can, Ryan.
497
00:18:28,502 --> 00:18:30,536
Goes by just like that.
498
00:18:30,555 --> 00:18:33,206
- That's very wise, George.
- No, it's not.
499
00:18:33,224 --> 00:18:35,175
When you get old,
everyone thinks you're wise.
500
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:37,143
I'm not wise.
501
00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:38,711
I just talk slow.
502
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:41,848
I'm sorry, George,
I was inspired by that.
503
00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:44,818
Listen,
if it's all right with you,
504
00:18:44,852 --> 00:18:46,903
I'm gonna ask you
for some advice anyway,
505
00:18:46,938 --> 00:18:48,688
'cause I could
certainly use some.
506
00:18:48,722 --> 00:18:50,774
I'm not ready
to be with a woman,
507
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,126
but I'm tired
of being without one.
508
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,728
I've tried everything
I can think of.
509
00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:58,632
I stood up a 23-year-old
volleyball goddess.
510
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,117
I even tried to kiss Lauren.
511
00:19:02,503 --> 00:19:04,704
Slow down, son.
512
00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:06,122
I'm gonna tell you
a little secret.
513
00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:08,574
People think life is short.
514
00:19:08,593 --> 00:19:10,794
Nah, life is long.
515
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,463
The next right thing
will come to you.
516
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,682
Let it.
517
00:19:15,716 --> 00:19:18,335
Just be ready.
518
00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:21,588
Okay,
that was wise.
519
00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:23,773
Yeah, it was pretty wise.
520
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:26,309
- Thanks, man.
- You're welcome.
521
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,978
Ryan, before you go,
522
00:19:28,029 --> 00:19:29,896
I want a picture of us
for the end of my night.
523
00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:31,931
Okay.
524
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,869
Ready?
525
00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:38,288
There we go.
526
00:19:38,322 --> 00:19:43,076
There are some
other pictures on here.
527
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:45,412
Is this what you did?
528
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:48,298
Barely half
of what was on my list.
529
00:19:48,332 --> 00:19:51,334
Don't get old, Ryan.
Don't get old.
530
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:20,813
Hey, loverboy.
531
00:20:20,831 --> 00:20:23,116
Heard you tried
to plant one on Lauren.
532
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,501
George!
533
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:25,618
I'm a gossip.
534
00:20:25,652 --> 00:20:27,370
These people have no lives.
535
00:20:27,421 --> 00:20:28,955
It's a volatile cocktail.
536
00:20:28,989 --> 00:20:30,656
So what's next
for you two lovebirds?
537
00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:33,209
Are you going up
to inspiration point to neck?
538
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:36,629
Yes,
you get to make those jokes
539
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:38,664
because you never
tried to win Lauren's love
540
00:20:38,683 --> 00:20:40,666
with an erotic vase.
541
00:20:40,685 --> 00:20:43,186
How did you find out
about that?
542
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,471
I am so embarrassed.
543
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:47,307
This is worse than being felt up
by boys in junior high.
544
00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:48,341
No, no, no.
545
00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,744
This gets spread wide.
546
00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:53,029
You gave her
a painting of nothing.
547
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,816
You made repeated invitations
to your parents' place in napa.
548
00:20:56,834 --> 00:20:59,485
And you knitted her
a sexy sweater
549
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,870
with large arm holes.
550
00:21:00,921 --> 00:21:02,922
I like very much side boob.
551
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:05,208
Falling in love
with someone
552
00:21:05,242 --> 00:21:07,242
just because
they take care of you.
553
00:21:07,544 --> 00:21:09,364
You cats, are so lame!
554
00:21:09,617 --> 00:21:11,137
Look what I found!
555
00:21:11,873 --> 00:21:13,273
Puddin'.
556
00:21:15,038 --> 00:21:16,858
You're perfect man.
557
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:19,844
What's happening?
558
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:25,289
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