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- I know a girl who took a picture of hers

and she sent it to the queen of Denmark

and made like $10,000.

- What did it look like? Her?

It was the shape of a heart.

- She shitted out a heart,

and the queen of Denmark bought a picture of it?

- She shat out a heart.

- You don't say shat. - You say shit.

- You say shat.

- You say shit. - You say shat.

- — You say shit. Shit. Shit. - You say shat.

- Shit goes to shitted.

- You say shat. - — there's no shat.

- It's like die and dice.

- Sh-sh—shat. — sh—sh-shit!

- She-she-she...

- shit, shit, oh, sha, sha

- sha, sha, sha, sha

- sha, sha, cha, cha, cha, cha

- sha, sha, sha, shit

- shit, shit, shit

- shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

- shit, shit, sha - shit, shit, she

- shit, shit, shit - shit!

[Women scream]

- Ow! - [Crying]

- Sorry.

Are you okay?

- It's like stars

inside my head.

- John... - Yeah?

- Did you shat in your pants?

[Laughing]

The queen of Denmark.

- The queen of Denmark. - Get out.

- She was a tart.

The queen of Denmark.

She loved shit, oh, the queen of Denmark.

She wanted it so bad.

- — Bye! - You should come up.

- Mia! —vie!

- Mia! Come on. —vie!

- Tell him to come up.

- I have a bunch of stuff I have to do today.

- Like what?

You're so stupid.

- Violet, come the fuck on.

[Laughter]

- I hate him!

Stupid!

[Intense instrumental music]

- [Coughing]

- Do you think John is hot?

- He needs to wake up.

[Horn honking]

- You should do him.

Let's both do him.

- Let's call him

and tell him we're both gonna do him at the same time.

Come on!

It'll be madness!

No!

- What?

- I lost my phone!

- In my bag.

- [Groans]

This phone is shit!

- You want some water?

Slam!

- [Over radio] Women continue to be paid less than men,

even after all the factors...

After all of those...

[Talking over radio continues]

[Dog barking]

[Men conversing indistinctly]

- What are you smiling at?

You.

- Why?

- Because you make me smile.

- Why are you always so sweet?

- Because you're always so beautiful.

- Today, Prashant, I'm just tired.

[Women conversing indistinctly]

- So I said, "do I look like the kind of girl

"who's going to buy bras,

"take them home, try them on,

and then try to return them?"

[Horn honking]

I tried on one bra... one bra.

- [Groans]

I'm up.

I'm gonna... win.

[Piano music]

- I'm just saying... - Don't mess with me!

[Glugging]

[Clattering]

- [Groans]

Shit.

- Peanut!

- super cat, super cat

you're my little black super cat

with the big waddle butt

watch out

here comes the super cat

there you go, super cat.

Come on, let's eat some lunch.

[Cat snarls]

[Talking over radio]

- Our top priority right now has to be creating new jobs

and opportunities in a fiercely competitive world.

This week, we received very good news on that front.

We learned that the unemployment rate has fallen

to its lowest level in nearly two years

as our economy added another 222,000 private sector jobs

in the last month.

Now, we have a lot more work to do.

Not just for the Americans who still don't have a job,

but for the millions more who still don't have the right job

or all the work they need to live out the American dream.

But the progress we're seeing says something...

[Radio broadcast continues]

- Caused this financial crisis

in a massive proliferation of super complex instruments

and these cdos and most of the worst ones

were based on sub-prime or all day or other mortgages.

And so I'd say they're at least...

[Paper ripping]

The first is, you establish the most robust, most comprehensive

consumer protection for financial products

that we have ever had.

So you would have cleaned up the first layer

of mortgages and they would not have been

able to engage in some of the practices

that they were engaged in...

Second, in this bill for securitization...

- What up, cat?

- These instruments are based on

the creator of the security

would have to retain some ownership.

So what happened in this crisis is.

People would generate these things based on, say,

mortgages that they knew were gonna fail.

But they would just sell them off.

- [Humming]

Hey.

Did you just get in?

- No, that was you.

-Oh.

[Laughing]

Yeah.

Oh, man, this networking stuff is crazy.

It's like that guy with the fish, you know?

- Yeah.

No.

- You know, that guy.

Like, he's hungry, but he doesn't know how to fish?

And then, like, the other guy was there,

the... you know, the other guy, the older guy, helping him out.

- — Teach a man to fish. - Yes, dude. Yeah!

That. Man, like...

Chicken of the sea.

You know? Yeah.

But look, I'm on it. Okay?

So don't worry.

- Great.

- And then, dude, it's going to be like,

like, "yo, what you want fo' hanukkah?"

Ricky, it's cool, man. I'm not your parents.

- Dude, they would kill me if they knew I was crashing here.

Whoa, birth day?

Yeah, something like that.

- Huh...

Stealthy.

- I kind of like to keep that stuff to myself.

- How old are you anyway?

[Cackles]

Oh, man. Did you celebrate last night?

- Nah.

- No!

I want to shove that up my ass and store it there for a week.

- Maybe if you do, it'll come out pink.

- No, it'll just come out in hell.

I want to torture it in my lower intestinal area.

I hate it!

Maybe it would vibrate every once in a while.

I don't even care about vibrate.

I just want to smash it.

- I wonder how long it would take your phone

to actually decompose inside your body.

- No, that's not possible.

Our bodies are not capable of decomposing this.

- Hey.

You want another round?

- Mm-hmm.

What have you been up to?

So...

You can borrow it.

- Drinks!

- Think about how wonderful her life would be

if she had a cell phone she liked.

- You're not funny.

And you're a shitty driver.

- — Ow! - We're going to the bathroom.

Stop it.

Jesus, why do you always have to...

Behave.

Fine.

[Both moaning]

God!

[Groans]

- [Belches]

- Do you have a light? - That was quick.

- Not quick. Efficient.

Do you have a light?

- I'm pretty sure you can't smoke in here.

- I can do whatever I want.

Do you have a light?

- You guys know the rules about not smoking in here.

- I can do whatever I want!

No, you can't. Not when it comes to smoking.

Watch it, Violet.

[Glass shatters]

- Just get me a fucking...

- Just went to a bar with some friends.

- You are so serious, man.

I love it.

Yeah.

Dude, when are you gonna invite me out

on one of your secret—agent bar nights?

Like, hook me up with your people.

- You really are retarded, aren't you?

- Runs in the family, cuz.

- I wish rent ran in the family.

You know, maybe you should meet the girls.

You and Violet'd get along.

- Cool. Dude, I love—...

[Shattering]

Uh, the little TV was broken, right?

Man, I'm cleaning today.

- [Over radio] Lyme disease is caused by an infection

from the bacterium borrelia burgdorferi.

It's transmitted to humans

through the bite of an infected tick.

Symptoms include a rash,

fever, joint pain, and headaches.

Left untreated, it can progress to arthritis,

nerve palsy and, in some cases, meningitis.

Most people recover after treatment with antibiotics.

Those who report lingering symptoms are often...

- [Moaning]

- [Over radio] So based on that agreement,

we're planning to draw down from the 50,000

that are a transitional training and advising force

right now.

- Let me ask you a question that...

If Iraq descends into chaos and violence again,

what will be the us. Response?

Well...

- A little before 4:00

P.M.

[Alarm blaring]

[Belches]

- People, this is not the last helicopter out of 'nam.

There will be another train.

- Just how you like it.

- Thanks.

- More ketchup?

- Sure.

- More coffee?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

O Kay?

- Thanks.

- Eyes in the back of your head, man.

Oh, man, I keep telling you.

You gotta watch out.

World's gonna fuck you up if you get lost in it.

- World's already fucked me up.

You're an asshole.

- Yes, I am, John.

That is how I stay on top of my shit.

Oh, yeah.

- I organized them alphabetically for you.

- You know, that's funny, Jonathan.

You should write that shit down, send it somewhere.

- Yeah.

Wow. Busy week.

I'm just the delivery boy.

- Uh-huh.

Don't shoot the messenger, right.

- Good mood, great.

I'm happy for you.

Obama, baby. Yes, we can.

It's all possible.

- [Snoring]

[Groans]

[Sighs]

- Then I turned the lock to the right,

opened the door, and went down the steps,

around to the left.

You turn left again and again,

all the way down and out of the building.

But when you come home,

you go up the steps, and you turn right.

So when you turn left, you're leaving,

but when you turn right, you're coming home.

And that's nice.

But the lock is a trick.

It's almost like you have to come home to leave.

Because you turn it right.

- Absolutely, man. - You're totally on to something.

- It's like your patterns repeat themselves so many times

you don't even know what they're patterns of anymore.

- Right.

You still talking, man?

- Or maybe

you just get to a point where

your disappointment in yourself

becomes so much bigger than your parents' disappointment in you

that you...

I don't know.

But somehow you work it

so it entitles you to reward yourself

once in a while, but...

Only in a way that feels like a compromise.

- Mm-hmm.

I'd like to compromise that.

- Yeah.

She's good with the ketchup too.

Did your mother drop you on your head or something, John?

Bro, you gotta grab that booyah where you can,

before some other dumb-ass grabs it away from you.

All right? Now, pattern me that, Batman.

[Laughs]

- It's all just funny in its irony.

And it gets worse when you get older,

this inescapable shit.

- Bro, you know. - That's just life.

Love it or leave it.

- Nice.

You get that off some porn site for ex—military fucknuts?

- Yeah, all right.

It's about clarity, man.

All right? Clarity.

I mean, shit don't mean shit,

unless it means shit,

and it only means shit if you...

You need it to mean shit.

So you can get some shit done, a'right?

[Phone plays music]

- What?

Hold that thought.

Yeah, baby, hey, what's up?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, everything's cool.

Except him...

Yeah.

Right, yeah. A lot on his mind.

Yo, do you know how beautiful you are?

Sure, sure...

Lizzy wants to know

if you would like to go to a party tonight, John.

- Okay.

- Are you going to bring your girlfriends along?

- Jesus, Charles, why do you always have to say...

Yeah...

Fine.

- Yeah, baby, he's in.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he'll call you later with the what, where, when...

Right, the itinerary.

Okay. Yeah, cool. I'll talk to you later.

Ciao.

Boo—yah!

- So where's the clarity?

[Laid—back music]

- when the sun sets west, Be looking west

looking far as I can see

we need two more people right here.

Come on over here. Come on over here.

- when the sun sets west, Be looking west

looking far as I can see

you ready, everybody?

[People cheering]

Okay, hula!

- What's going on?

- Only in New York.

Let's see some hula.

Hula, everybody!

Hula!

Hula.

[Woman shouts]

Keep that action going!

Stop!

And shoot!

[Cheering]

[Applause]

- Hey! - Hey!

- Hey!

Hey, that's my camera.

[Intense instrumental music]

Stop him.

- Hey!

[Train dinging]

- Ugh!

[Dinging]

- Open the door!

[Dribbling]

[Coffee maker gurgles]

[Gurgling]

Every day can't be a day at the fair.

Otherwise you'd get tired of smiling.

Something like that.

My grandmother used to tell me that.

- That Charles is a piece of work.

- Oh, sugar, don't listen to Charles.

He's like a fish

sucking the side of a tank when he's trying to make sense.

Knock on the glass and walk away.

Do you have a pen?

I want to give you the address for the party tonight,

and I have two people on hold.

- Wait.

Yeah.

' [Giggling]

[Overlapping voices over TV]

[Ringing]

- Like, I love Paris,

and I think she's done some great things

for the color pink and for sequins,

but, like, the two together kind of didn't work for me.

I don't know.

- Hey, Lizzy. - How are you, baby.

How's your day going?

- [Cackling]

[Dogs barking]

[Clicks tongue]

[Clicking]

[Tapping]

[People talking on TV]

- So help me, Paris.

[Squeaking]

- [Groans]

[Water splashing]

[Dogs barking]

[Buzzing]

.

[Buzzing]

Hey.

Find a job yet?

- [Whispers] Ah.

[Music playing]

[Tapping]

Beep!

[Rock music playing]

- anywhere you go

you aim to please many people

anywhere

anywhere you go

any of the magic that I have

-tonight...

Some of us are going to get drinks

at the bar down the street.

You should, uh...

Come by if you want.

Late.

- What was your name again?

- Next!

[Rock music playing]

- run all night and run all day

oh, come on come on, come on, come on

all right wah!

[siren wailing]

Beep!

- it's your birthday

it's your birthday

today my baby was born

hi, honey, it's your mother.

Beautiful voice.

Honey, give me a call. I'm a little worried about you.

You don't have to talk if you don't feel like it.

But just call and let me know you're okay.

Oh, is Ricky with you?

Aunt Jackie been-...

Beep!

Um...

I, uh...

Like that guy...

With the fish.

[Sighs]

[Piano music]

What are you doing?

Is that a camera?

[Giggling]

[Thumping music]

- Violet!

[Muffled] Turn that fucking music down!

[Muffled speech]

- I won't be able to hear.

- Oh, have we started?

- Yeah.

- Welcome to my life.

Okay, turn it off.

Help me move...

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

[Hip-hop music playing]

Girl's always gotta be prepared.

[Music playing]

Hey, you need a light?

- Yeah, that would be helpful.

What the fuck?

- What the fuck are you doing?

- Turn it off! - No!

- Turn it off! - No!

- I just don't want to talk about that stuff.

- It'll be madness,

like the Paris Hilton show or something.

- I don't want to be an actress.

- I cleaned the whole apartment.

- Get that camera out of my face.

Don't yell at me. Your voice is so annoying.

- Oh, my god. And yours isn't?

- Just don't yell at me, okay?

I want to tell you the greatest thing ever, okay?

John...

[Muffled conversation]

- Don't get, like, mad. - Don't get, like, freaked.

It's about you. It's about both of us, okay?

And me too. Okay?

- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Mia, move. Hide.

I'm hiding.

- Welcome to my show.

Oh, and stick the cigarette back in your mouth.

Hey.

You need a light?

- Yeah, that would be helpful.

-Ahhh.

Okay, maybe try and say something interesting.

[String music]

[Laughter]

- No. But seriously. - Seriously what?

- Seriously!

Seriously. For a second.

- What? All right.

- There's nothing funny about this situation.

- Aren't guys weird?

- I think people in general are.

- Mm.

Mm, exactly.

Tell me your philosophy on men, women, and people.

I think it's too easy, myself, to generalize.

- Men are...

After power.

Women are after...

Love.

And children are after...

Independence.

[Shower running]

- Where are you? - Okay...

Hang on.

How old were you?

Um...

I don't know. I was five.

- And what happened?

- That night?

- Uh-huh.

What do you recall?

You know, just paint me the picture.

What was it like?

- Me sitting at the kitchen table,

eating my potatoes and peas.

- Hey, how pregnant was your mom?

- She was about 8 1/2 months pregnant.

- Oh, that's very pregnant. - Okay.

- Yeah.

Very close to, um, giving birth.

And all I remember was looking into the bedroom

after I heard my mom scream.

I got up, I went to the door, and I looked inside,

and my dad was kicking my mom in her stomach,

and she was... you know, she was backing off up the wall.

And then she fell by the crib

that she had set up for when the baby came.

And then I remember being at the hospital

with my mom screaming in pain.

She had just given birth, but the baby was dead.

And it was a baby girl.

And she was dead.

Yeah, the beating to her stomach killed her.

- Oh, my. - [Laughs]

- Don't laugh at me. - — no, I'm not laughing at you.

I'm not laughing. I just... I don't know...

I don't know how you got through all that stuff.

I really don't.

Well...

I don't know.

I know this is gonna sound horrible, but...

When I was growing up, really, I didn't even feel like...

I didn't feel like I was human.

- You know...

- What about it? - What happened?

What prom pted that?

I don't know.

Something like, you know. I was looking out the window,

and she told me not to look out the window.

- And, she was ironing and...

- She was ironing and...

She came over to me and she said,

"don't look out the window.

I told you not to look out the window."

And then I remember

this big iron just pushing it towards me.

It's like slo-mo. Psshhhttt!

And I don't remember the pain.

I just remember this

big, loud scream.

- A bloodcurdling scream?

- Yeah.

- You can't park here. - Got it.

What are you doing?

- Just poking around.

- Yeah, whatever. Come on.

- Is what Mia said really true?

- Don't be an asshole.

- Is it on?

- Yeah.

Okay, well, um, we met at a party a few months ago.

And this other girl had sort of, just, like, disappeared.

So she moved in,

and we've been best friends ever since.

Whatever.

I think Mia kind of looks up to me, you know?

Why do you think...

I mean...

What is friends?

- Friends is like the worst fucking show on TV.

Um, why do you think...

I mean...

Like, your questions are, like, so fucking stu...

- It's scary when a 6-year—old...

Sees a lot

and knows your heart

and you shitted on her.

To me, she was just this disturbed person and...

I couldn't hate her.

You know? All I know...

All I could think was that...

Is that I had to feel sorry for her.

Because I know, you know, how my dad treated her

and how she suffered.

So I couldn't hate her because this was the only way

that she was going to let out her hurt,

let out her frustrations, so...

So I would take the bull on everything

and try to be strong and say,

"hey, it's okay."

And just take it.

There were times when I really, really hated my mom.

And I had thoughts of, you know...

I don't want to say killing her but just, you know...

Pushing her and saying. "Fuck you!"

- Do you ever think that, like,

maybe at this point in your life, um...

Like, saying that,

like, telling her how you felt about all of this?

- It's too late.

It's too late for that.

She... I don't know.

She's transformed herself.

She's a different person now.

I don't even know her anymore.

But, Mia, honestly...

- It's like she's—- you know, she's written...

She's erased it all and written over it in Jesus ink.

- But I mean, just...

Like, don't you think it would matter just if you said,

"look, this is what I think you did to me and..."

- You know what I'm saying? - She'd just ignore it.

Fine. Let her ignore it.

- Let her ignore it. - She'd just ignore it.

- I'm just saying...

I'm just saying I would just want her to know.

I would want to say what I felt to her.

- She would ignore it.

- Just the coffee.

Thanks.

[Peeing]

- This part will be seen by no one but us three, right?

- Sure.

- Lie. Lie.

Lie...

[Piano music]

- It's weird that you're so unemotional

when you talk about stuff like this.

- It's because I've gone over it again and again in my head,

and...

It's just, you know...

- Did it ever hit you?

It's like a movie, you know?

Yeah, I've cried.

I've cried all my tears.

I've, you know, stayed up all night

not able to sleep.

Cried till I had no more tears left.

- What did you cry about?

- Mostly about my dad.

Because he was the only one that really understood me.

He was the only one that...

That ever, you know...

That ever loved me.

And didn't hurt me.

And...

You know,

like, although he did all these terrible, terrible things,

he was a very curious person to me.

A very interesting person.

He was very intelligent and very artistic.

You know, and I knew I was so much like him.

Nothing like my mother.

- [Sighs]

When you're with a guy, do you...

See your dad in him?

- No.

Sorry.

[Guitar strumming]

- Okay, but, I mean, it's just what you—...

I'm not discussing that.

- Okay.

- It's just that...

I don't know who's going to be seeing this stuff.

- If anyone.

What do you want to talk about next?

I don't know.

What do you want to talk about?

- Let's talk about...

- All I knew was

it hurt.

And the second time he penetrated me,

and I was screaming, it hurt so bad.

And I thought, “oh, my god.

This is supposed to be pleasurable."

And it turned me off immediately.

And I mean, I looked down, and I saw this pool of blood

coming from between my legs.

And I just thought, "oh, my god."

And his name was Jim.

And he went, "wow."

And I just...

"Oh, my god.

It looks like you killed somebody on these sheets."

And he went, "yeah."

Apparently he really loved me, and he asked me to marry him,

so of course I left him immediately for some other guy.

How old were you?

- I was 19.

- You were a virgin at 19?

- Yeah.

- They say that if you're a virgin

and you lose your virginity to your first love

that after experiencing the loss of your virginity,

you actually grow to hate that guy,

because you want it back,

and you didn't realize how much you wanted it,

like how precious it was, until it's gone.

- Didn't it hurt?

I don't know.

Wow.

Mmm.

- Well, I think it's a lot different for guys,

though, don't you?

I mean, I really do.

I mean, I just think that

that guy is not feeling your pain.

- No.

- I mean, that guy I was with, he was not feeling my pain.

They're just thinking about scoring.

- Exactly! He was just thinking about getting laid.

I'm just going to date women from now on.

- What do you think attracts you to guys who...

Who just want to fuck you and ditch you?

- Pardon?

- I mean.

Is that an attractive quality in a guy?

Do you look for that?

Like, someone,

do you look at somebody and think he just wants to score?

- No, I don't think that's attractive.

I think it's disgusting.

- I look for personality in a guy.

He's got to have a really good sense of humor.

- I mean, I was just going to say.

Okay, I could care less what a guy looks like.

I really could care less.

I don't have a type. I don't...

I don't care about height. I don't...

As long as they're taller than me.

I know a lot of guys that have major egos.

And you know what?

I think there's a great art in humility, actually.

Don't you think so, Mia?

I mean, there's a great art in being humble

even if you're gorgeous, even if you're smart, whatever.

Just like, taking the compliment and going,

"yeah" as opposed to "yeah, I'm so great."

You know, I mean. I just couldn't do that.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Do you know what I mean?

- No, I don't know what you mean.

You're being totally confusing.

No, I'm not. Mia knows what I'm saying.

Okay, well, maybe it's like some subtle female language.

-Oh!

What we're saying is that we know a lot of guys.

Okay, I'm saying, okay.

Okay, hang on a minute.

[Both exhale sharply]

- Here's what I am saying. - What?

- I know a lot of guys that think they're so fucking hot,

they're like the greatest thing, whatever.

Whatever.

I mean, maybe they are gorgeous and smart

and maybe they are smart and good looking, whatever!

I'm just saying that...

I agree.

- That when

when a person is humble, a man or a woman,

that is a far greater quality than having a major ego.

Now do I make sense?

Okay, wow.

Let me ask you a question.

All right?

Okay, so...

' [Giggling]

Ask the question.

- Okay.

So...

If you were to take a look at all the people

- you've been intimate with... - Yeah.

- Over, say, the last five or ten years,

how many were your ideal?

How many fall into that humble category?

Well, none, obviously.

Because if there were an ideal, I'd be with that person.

I don't know how many people I've slept with.

I'd say probably close to 200 guys.

- 200? — yeah. Yeah.

Oh, don't worry.

I've been safe with them all.

You know, condoms, the whole nine yards.

- Rubber gloves. - Rubber gloves, you name it.

Nonoxynol-9. Whatever.

Yeah, at this point 200 guys and, like, 3 girls.

- Three girls? - Yeah.

- Do you know all their names?

- Hmm?

- Do you know all their names?

Man, if they stretched a line of all those dicks together,

they could walk to the moon.

- God is dead and no one cares.

- [Sobbing]

- I didn't mean anything by that.

Just shut up for once, okay?

- Okay.

- I can't believe I'm crying.

- I can't remember the last time I...

How does it feel?

- I feel...

Good.

Almost good, you know...

Honest.

[Giggling]

It feels good to not...

Just... you know.

To just...

Just be myself for a change.

Who are you usually?

[Acoustic guitar music]

Snap!

[Crunching]

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

[Buzzing]

Yeah?

- John, I love this cat man.

- Yeah, kitty is good.

Yo, are you up for drinks yet?

You should bring your girls, man.

- Yeah, actually, I was thinking of maybe asking them over

for some food.

You up for cooking?

[Water running]

[Loud sniffling]

- I had this incredible story

that I was supposed to tell tonight,

and this was supposed to be the part...

- Mia, you think we should go soon?

Just give us the short version.

My mother locked me in a basement.

I came to my senses.

I escaped.

I told everyone, "piss off."

I ran away,

started my own life.

I made a lot of mistakes.

But I learned from my mistakes.

And now I'm a strong, independent woman.

- Mia! We have to go!

Just don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.

I don't hate you.

I'm just confused by you.

- Mia!

- Passionable.

Passionable.

- We have to go. - Passionable.

Animal!

Like me.

What is passion?

- Come on!

Come on!

[Stomping]

[Laughter]

Come on.

This is immortalized on tape forever.

- We make horrible fucking actresses.

- No, we make brilliant fucking actresses.

Okay. Good is good enough. Whatever.

How do I zoom on this thing, John?

- Here. - So much effort.

So little appreciation.

- This dress is so tight.

Are you getting fat, Violet?

- Yeah, my ass is getting bigger.

-Oh.

- My body thinks it's getting pregnant.

But it's not, so my ass is getting bigger.

- You're getting pregnant in your ass?

- Ha ha ha ha.

- Where the fuck are we? - Suite 623.

- Kaboom. Ah!

Bam.

[Whispers] Whoo.

[Knocking]

[Pounding]

[Shouting and music playing]

- Hey.

Who's Mr. Big tonight?

Anything else is extra, okay, in cash.

- Congratulations. - Get over there.

[Cheers and applause]

[Guys hooting]

- [Groans]

- — No touching. - Sorry.

[Moaning]

[Heavy breathing]

- I wanna put it in your ass!

- That costs extra.

[Buzzing]

- You ready? - Where are you? We're waiting.

- The security guy evicted me again.

- Hurry the fuck up.

- Right.

- I think in a weird way, he's jealous.

- Drive.

- That's for you.

- Thanks.

- Hey, Lizzy.

Yeah, all good.

Yeah, I'm around tomorrow.

Cool.

You too.

Bye.

- I hate the suburbs.

You guys want some food?

- If it's on the way to a bar.

That pasta dinner...

- Wasn't it good? - Wasn't it good?

- It's amazing. - It's my specialty.

- Now we're turning round the lens.

- I have a question to ask. - — yeah...

Oh, we've got a few questions. Babe.

- All right. - Number one...

- — Okay. - What is friends?

- What is friends? - Oh, that's good.

I like that.

Why don't you talk more?

- Good question.

- That was a great answer.

- The two of you were making up for me.

There's only like a fine...

- So, Rick.

- We have John's room.

-Oh.

- See, this is the potential

of John.

- What the fuck is this?

Oh, my god.

This thing, it's like... It's like

a sheet over...

- Violet has found her place.

She has found her place.

- No, I haven't.

- Look at this. Look at this.

John wall...

- [Screams]

All "a“s. — oh, my god!

Look that guy.

- I knew he was intelligent.

- Why do you keep that?

- Why do I keep this?

Um... it's, uh...

It was my... this was my zenith.

This is where... this is where...

- Can we just get a... - Can we get a close-up

of a before and after picture?

- Oh, my god. - Oh, yeah.

- After a haircut.

Can you get that?

Look at that. Look at that.

This guy got straight "a" s.

[Laughter]

- What? What?

How did you... You've been in my fucking room?

No, I have not. I——well...

I'm glad John and I are finally hanging out

because he's my friend and he's my cousin.

And I don't know. He's a cool guy.

- Oh. What do you do?

- The job search?

- Yeah, how's the job search coming?

- Uh...

How do I do it?

- I'm sure you know.

- Oh, yeah, I do. - Oh, that's good.

No, just take it off.

Just take it off. Don't undo any more.

She's bossy.

[Laughter]

- Your favorite.

[Laughs]

You are.

[Kissing noises]

See, that's 'cause I forgot.

That's 'cause I forgot our first kiss.

- Except I add my own secret ingredient.

- And I know it happened,

but I forgot.

he's the luckiest guy

- he's the luckiest guy

- he's the luckiest guy

[laughter]

- he's the luckiest guy - he's the luckiest guy

- on the lower east side - on the lower east side

both: 'cause he's got wheels and we want to go for a ride

- you fucked it up. - I'm really bad.

- Okay, again.

- No, I can't concentrate.

- Get in there, buddy.

Best seat in the house.

- Okay. — you earned it.

he's the luckiest guy

- he's the luckiest guy

- on the lower east side

- on the lower east side

- he's got wheels - he's got wheels

- wanna go for a ride

- we wanna go for a ride

he's the luckiest guy

- he's the luckiest guy

- on the lower east side

- on the lower east side

- 'cause he's got wheels

- 'cause he's got wheels

and we wanna go for a ride

- where's the cat? - Where is the cat?