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Well, what'll it be, folks?
Tap water or bottled?
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Whatever. Kif, you pick.
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Oh, oh, it's always
so hard to decide.
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Tap. I mean bottled.
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Bam!
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Ooh, I love your boots, Leela.
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Nobody would ever guess
they're knockoffs.
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How could you tell?
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Iguessed.
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They're at it again.
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Please, fry.
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Girlfriends always
talk trash to each other.
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Like how I might
say I like Amy's dress
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'cause it covers
all her tramp stamps.
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Knock it off, fry.
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It's when women are
polite to each other
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that you know there's a problem.
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Exactly.
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Now, enough about who is
and who isn't a Chinese skank.
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We're just two happy couples
on a double date.
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Let's go! Let's go!
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We've got to get these moon
rocks to the moon by moondown.
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Why are we bringing moon
rocks to the moon?
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Oh, those lunar crybabies
claim the rocks
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were stolen by
the Apollo astronauts.
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They consider them part
of their cultural heritage.
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Nice work, Leela. You're
really pulling your weight.
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Which is saying something.
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Leela: You're using
the rocks to build a wall?
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What about your
cultural heritage?
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You bought that
cultural heritage hoo-ha?
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What a bunch of
big-city dummies.
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At least
the rocks are light here.
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I don't even need my
over-the-shoulder Boulder holder.
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With one-sixth gravity, you can
work and be lazy at the same time.
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It's like being a voice actor.
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Say, you nose-breathers want to
come see some real moon culture,
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come on down to
the butterfly derby tonight.
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Wait, the butterfly
derby is when?
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And what?
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The low gravity lets them nice
ladies flap every which way,
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so long as they only
wear light, skimpy outfits.
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It's a necessity
of the sport, it is.
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This is actually quite elegant.
It's not what I was expecting.
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the meanest things
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on gossamer wings...
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The murderflies!
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This is what I was expecting.
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So, uh, what are
the rules of this sport?
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You see that there?
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That's called a floor.
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Once a butterfly
hits that, she's out.
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Last team flying wins.
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Announcer: Super swatter!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Aah!
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Keep your eye on the ground.
That's where she's going to land.
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Yep, called it.
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And now, for our weekly
amateur flapdown.
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Do we have two volunteers to go
wing-to-wing with the murderflies?
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Winners get 50 bucks
and the accolades
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of dozens of
hooting hillbillies.
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What do you think, Leela?
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Judging from your tank top, you
love getting hooted at by hillbillies.
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And you could use the $50 for
another gallon of hello kitty perfume.
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The bicker sisters teaming up?
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Talk about cat
women on the moon.
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Okay, enough of that already.
We're not really fighting.
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Then prove it. By fighting.
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All right, we will.
Come on, Amy.
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Why don't you and I
ever do things together?
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This is hard.
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Now I know why butterflies
are always so grouchy.
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Announcer: Please welcome
tonight's volunteer victims,
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turanga Leela and Amy wong!
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Hang on.
We're not quite ready to...
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You girls have moxie.
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We're going to
beat it out of you.
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Amy, remember when we tried
out for the rockettes?
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And we failed
because we accidentally
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kicked those two
rockettes to death?
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Yeah. Why do you bring that up?
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Oh!
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We'll teach you not
to lose immediately.
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An nou ncer: Super shocker!
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Yay. They can move their arms.
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Congratulations to our gutsy,
non-paralyzed challengers.
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Ladies, that is the kind
of can-do performance I like to see...
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From my new
butterfly derby team.
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Which is what I am
offering you to be.
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Because I'm the commissioner
of the butterfly derby.
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I'm abner doubledeal. Hello.
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But we lost.
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Why would you want us
to join your league?
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We're always looking for fresh
blood, and you girls are full of it.
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You two could be
the next big thing.
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What happened to
the last big thing?
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Nothing that doesn't happen
to everyone eventually.
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What is this, an inquisition?
You in or not?
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Yes.
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You spletcha.
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Bender: And so began the fight
career of two skimpy outfits
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and the feisty
women who filled them.
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Announcer: Ladies and
gentlemen, the wingnuts!
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Bender: And although
sometimes they got beaten,
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other times,
they got beaten badly.
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But just when it looked
like they'd never win...
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They didn't.
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Well, we lost to
all our opponents.
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Even that team that turned
out to be us in the mirror.
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It's time we gave up.
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Yeah. I don't know what else
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we could have done
to enhance our performance.
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Hey, great job tonight, you two.
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Here, got you some fresh nectar.
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Whoa, that puts the lead in
my pencil. Thanks, trainer.
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Excuse me. What's that
nectar you're handing out?
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It's a plant-based supplement
that bulks up your flapping muscles.
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Want to try it?
You know you want to.
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A chemical that can help
us win? That sounds great.
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I'm not sure.
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Look, here's my disposable
cell phone number.
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Think it over.
Give me a call when you're...
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Hang on.
I got to take this. Hello?
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We're ready. Great.
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You are not
going to regret this.
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It's a nice, clean way
to improve your performance.
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And we just drink it?
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Or...
Inject it between your toes.
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Either way works, right?
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Well... down the hatch.
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Mmm! A guy could
get used to this.
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Once again,
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eternulax the immortal,
dead at the age of 26.
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Now here's
sportsbot 5000 to tell us
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about two local gals,
Amy wong and turanga Leela,
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who have won 15 butterfly
derby bouts in a row,
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even as rumors swirl
that they're juicing up
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with the controversial
nutritional supplement
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known as nectar.
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Sportsbot?
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That's pretty much it.
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Linda: Riveting stuff,
sportsbot.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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What's up, ladies?
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Uh-oh. The bullies are back.
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Leela, Amy, I like a
stalwart, feminine physique
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as much as the next fellow,
but this nectar worries me.
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You should be
worried about this!
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Boo-ya!
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Easy, Amy, easy.
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with nectar.
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It's all-natural.
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So are carrots,
but you don't see me
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injecting them between my toes.
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Leela?
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I was wondering if you'd like
to go out with me again.
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Maybe play some miniature golf
or colossal tennis?
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Sorry, fry.
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I already got a double
date with arm and hammer.
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Bender, you want to go
out and do something?
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Oh, so now I'm your
last-resort Booty call, huh?
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Okay, let's go.
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That's my little sugar doodle.
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Cork your face bladder.
I'm working!
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Sorry. I had that coming.
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It's not easy
being a derby wife.
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The wingnuts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And that bloodbath takes them
to next week's finals
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against our reigning
champions, the murderflies.
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Now, listen up.
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I got a little boy at home,
and he's dying.
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Dying to see me kill these two.
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Oh, your son's going
to die, all right...
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But from neglect. 'Cause
you're going home in an urn.
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A funerary urn.
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Hey, trainer, we got a big
bout next week. Juice us up.
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Sorry, gals. I'm all out.
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These two just
bought my entire supply.
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You're going...
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Down.
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And she doesn't even
want to cuddle anymore.
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She just wants to hit me
with various chairs.
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You're lucky.
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I can't even get Leela
to verbally abuse me.
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All right, listen up.
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We're out of nectar,
and we need a new source.
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Dearest, perhaps this would be a
good time to consider possibly drinking
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just a little less...
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Say, why don't you just
have kif get you some nectar?
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It comes from
a flower on his home planet.
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You mean it's ocephalus nectar?
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Oh, my. Oh, dear.
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It's found in
a rather remote region...
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Just play along. This could
be our chance for romance.
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Come on, ladies. Let's
take a little trip to kif's planet.
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We'll gather some nectar and
have a nice, romantic weekend.
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Just the four of us.
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Let's go already!
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Wow! It's the second most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Hey Leela, want to know what
the most beautiful thing is?
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No. Let's get hopped up.
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Greetings, eco-tourists!
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I am the grand butterfly
curator... this week.
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Yeah, yeah, you can teach us
to respect nature later.
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Right now, we've got
some flowers to suck dry.
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Suck them, burn them... as
long as they're not butterflies,
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I don't give a grand crap.
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But take heed!
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For you see,
it is mating season.
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Whatever you do, you must not
disturb the aggressive male.
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He can be identified
by his orange coloration
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and enormous butterjunk.
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What's he gonna do,
migrate at us?
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Shence!
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I can't be
specific about the danger,
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since if something
different happens,
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I might be liable for damages.
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But believe me,
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you'll rue the day you came
to the butterfly preserve.
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Well, enjoy the
butterfly preserve.
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Okay, bye.
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Come on, come on.
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Let's find those flowers.
We'll split into teams.
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You mean couples?
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Eh? Eh?
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Nice job smacking kif.
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Dude had it coming. Wait.
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I think I smell nectar.
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Way ahead of you!
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I don't even know
why we're helping find
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an addictive drug for
our mean girlfriends.
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Quiet, they'll hear you.
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The male butterfly.
It's gorgeous!
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Let me get my butterfly hammer.
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Bender, no.
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That park ranger explicitly
gave us a vague warning.
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Look, the hammer's already
out, I got to smash something.
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It smells like a skunk
stuffed with feta cheese.
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P.U.!
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Thank god I don't have a nose.
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We can sleep at
my parents' house.
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I'll just buzz and let
them know we're here.
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Mom, dad, I'm sure you remember
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fry, Leela, bender, and of
course my fonfon ru, Amy.
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Kif's mother:
Welcome to our home.
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Kif's father: One of you stinks.
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00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,055
That'd be me.
249
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,892
Wait, you're flies.
Don't you eat excrement?
250
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,687
Kif's father: That's a day at
the beach compared to this.
251
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,982
Listen, I'm just gonna shower
this stuff off and go to bed.
252
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,276
Wait. Don't take a shower, fry.
253
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,111
You smell kind of nice.
254
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,364
Smell... yeah. Huh?
255
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,116
Kif's father: No hanky-panky.
256
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,952
Everyone sleep
in separate rooms.
257
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,662
Good night, kif.
258
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,456
Huh? Night, fry.
259
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,794
Keep your door unlocked tonight.
260
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:41,590
But mcgruff the crime dog
says... oh!
261
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,606
Come in.
262
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,201
Hey, smelly-pants.
263
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,452
Leela!
264
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,578
Leela?
265
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,080
Amy? Amy!
266
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:16,500
I'm done polishing my ass,
fry. Here's your toothbrush back.
267
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,596
You just hop into
bed with my boyfriend?
268
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,680
And you!
269
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,683
As god is my witness,
iwinever forgive you for this!
270
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,063
Hey, just 'cause
he's your boyfriend
271
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,981
doesn't mean you get
him all to yourself.
272
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:44,194
He's mine! There's
nothing more to talk about.
273
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,113
No, no, keep talking.
274
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,573
Amy, I hope I'm not
out of line, but...
275
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,699
Shut up, kif.
276
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,285
How dare you talk
that way to my kif?
277
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,957
This planet's got it going on.
278
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,296
Sweet orgy of Georgia!
Have you girls gone wild?
279
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,048
That's fry you're macking on.
280
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,513
Hmm. It seems fry's
inexplicable sex appeal
281
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,933
is due to the butterfly
pheromone he was sprayed with.
282
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,353
But Amy and Leela
aren't butterflies. Right?
283
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,481
No, but thanks to
the damned butterfly nectar
284
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,109
they've been swilling,
they might as well be.
285
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:30,031
The nectar causes their bodies to
produce female butterfly hormones,
286
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,117
building up their
flapping muscles,
287
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,412
but also making them
irresistibly attracted to fry.
288
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,790
The only way to end this madness
289
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,168
is for the ladies
to quit, cold Turkey.
290
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,212
Whoa, whoa. Let's not
shock their system.
291
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,464
Maybe they could
just go warm Turkey?
292
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,383
No, the professor's right.
293
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,759
We have to quit the nectar.
294
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,554
I agree. This has to stop.
295
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,519
My guts feel kind of weird.
296
00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,812
I'm not surprised.
297
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,565
Those pheromones were
highly concentrated.
298
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,694
Oh, I think I'm
getting a little caterpilly.
299
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,540
All right,
let's get this party ended.
300
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,475
We did it!
We kicked nectar's butt!
301
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,810
I don't give a crap!
302
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:45,398
Kif, I'm sorry for making out
with fry so loud and often.
303
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:49,152
It's all right, dearest. I know
it was just the nectar talking.
304
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,528
And groping.
305
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,157
Well, looks like fry's
three-way is down to a one-way.
306
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,325
If he's lucky.
307
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,494
Hey, where is fry?
308
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,212
Amy, Leela! What are you doing
at your place of work?
309
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,339
Your match with the
murderflies is about to start.
310
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,349
Announcer: Moon-ladies and moon-men,
presenting the defending champions,
311
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,185
the queens of hostility
from the sea of tranquility,
312
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,688
the murderflies!
313
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,695
And now their opponents,
the vixens most horrible
314
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,781
from the big blue marble,
the wingnuts,
315
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,493
everybody kill everybody!
316
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,787
Well, we're not on
the juice anymore,
317
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,622
but what's
the worst that can happen?
318
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:47,210
Since this is a championship
match, we are gonna need some lava!
319
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,089
Wait. Hot lava?
320
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,969
Amy, if we get killed,
I just want to say
321
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,346
it's been an honor riding
the roller coaster of addiction
322
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,057
and recovery
with you, as a team.
323
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,600
Ah!
324
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,322
How could this
not be hurting you?
325
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,657
I once killed a sea
turtle with these boots.
326
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,745
Hold me.
327
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,563
Oh, no. Oh, no.
328
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,148
Make a wish.
329
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,950
My god!
330
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,454
Fry has metamorphosed
into a gigantic butterfly!
331
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,415
He's even more
beautiful than before!
332
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,087
Ah!
333
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,798
What is that sexy stink?
334
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,220
Farnsworth: Oh, cripes!
They're mating!
335
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,181
Ladies and gentlemen,
336
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:26,184
I am so sorry for
allowing this lurid sex act
337
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,894
to taint an otherwise delightful
338
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,646
day of family-friendly violence.
339
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:34,651
That is some freaky
bug-on-bug action.
340
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,403
I feel a little left out.
341
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,910
Is fry going to be okay?
342
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,370
I don't think so.
343
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,914
He's grown all these
strange insect parts,
344
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,834
and he has
absolutely no brain activity.
345
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,130
Look! He lost
the strange insect parts.
346
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,592
He's back to normal!
347
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,010
All: Yay!
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