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Oh!
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Hey, guys. Welcome to my
parents' 40th anniversary party.
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I'm bored. Let's drink.
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Wow, what a turnout.
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It's great to see
so many happy smiles,
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most of them on mouth mutant.
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Hey-o!
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But let me just say,
for 40 years,
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my beautiful wife munda
has been by my side,
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even that year my side mutated
into some kind of venomous radish.
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And, Morris, I fell in love
with your honesty and humility.
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And those things never mutated.
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All: Aw!
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Now, if you'll direct your attention
to this moldy shower curtain,
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I've prepared a video tribute
to the happy couple.
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Leela:
In their 40 years together,
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my parents have
been through so much.
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Well, not that much, actually,
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since mutants weren't allowed
to leave the sewers until last year.
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Like anyone wants to
leave the sewer. Am I right?
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Shush, Morris.
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So, how did it all begin?
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The unlikely lovebirds
met at brown university.
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She, a brilliant
exolinguistics major,
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he, a laid-back sewer surfer
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who didn't even know the
meaning of "exolinguistics."
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I still have no idea.
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I've been telling
you for 40 years,
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it's the study of
alien languages.
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Why can't you listen?
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Oh, sugar lump,
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I hear you when you actually
say something important.
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Leela: But sometimes
opposites attract,
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and like the fairy tale of
face mutant and butt mutant,
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the love of munda and Morris
has grown stronger every day.
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Munda: "Something important"?
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Exolinguistics was my passion.
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Until I gave it up to go into the
lucrative pot-roast-making field.
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Pot-roast-burning.
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I never got why you studied
that alien junk anyway.
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We can't even see the stars
down here in the sewer.
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Why can't you accept that?
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I did accept it. For 40 years!
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But now we're
free to go up there.
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I could be in space seeing
things I've only dreamed about,
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if it weren't for you!
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Okay, everybody,
thanks for coming.
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I had dreams, too!
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I was going to surf
the world's sewers,
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but I happily gave it
up for you. Happily!
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I just want a little
more out of life.
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But no, you don't want to go into
space because you're too afraid.
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You bet I'm afraid.
You want to go? Go!
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Get your head
knocked off by a meteorite.
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Okay, take a deep breath.
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You're having
a little lovers' quarrel,
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but I'm sure you'll
work everything...
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Divorce is final.
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Don't worry. I'm only
going to stay with you
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until a vacancy
opens up on this floor.
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You know, the rents are a
lot more reasonable in Peru.
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Come on, Leela, let's go out.
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After 40 years,
I want to see the world.
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What the heck? You want
to go out? Let's really go out.
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Dance, slave, dance.
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Well, I lost two straight
hands to the borax kid.
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I don't really have
any use for these,
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but you can't have them back.
Ladies.
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Imagine. Me, a
girl from the sewer
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meeting a man made
entirely of detergent.
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And look over there!
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It's zapp brannigan,
the famous space captain.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Letslookin a different
direction at something else.
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You go ahead, dear.
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I wonder what captain brannigan's
doing with those carcarons.
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Now, regarding this
peace treaty, admiral ch...
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That's a napkin dispenser, sir.
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This is
the universal translator.
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Whatever.
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Now, admiral, in exchange
for your promise not to attack us,
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we will Grant you exclusive
fishing rights in supernova scotia.
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Tran s lato r: Well, okay.
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Excehent we'll meet
aboard my ship in one month
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to sign
the treaty of table seven.
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Translator: Table seven?
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Now, watch, kif,
as I score a diplomatic coupe
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by congratulating the admiral
in his native tongue.
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Last time you tried that, the
Mexican restaurant declared war on us.
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I beg you,
just use the translator.
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Kif, just trust me for once.
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Translator: I'd like to spank
your sister with a slice of Bologna.
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Oops!
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It's the battle of paco's
tacos all over again.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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What I was trained to do.
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What did you say to them?
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Eh... just that captain brannigan
confused the word for "congratulations"
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with the word for "spank
your sister with Bologna."
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Nicely squawked, madam.
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Leela, you never told
me you had a mother.
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I insist you stay for a
courtesy thank you drink.
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Good barium shots.
Expensive, though.
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We can put it on
the corporate card,
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as long as we discuss business.
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So, yesterday, huh?
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That business happened, right?
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Somebody?
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I'll just pay for it.
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Well, we should get going. You
guys see where my mom went?
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I don't know
where most of her is,
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but her tongue's
in zapp's mouth.
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Whoo!
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Nasty.
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Mom, are you okay? Did
zapp take advantage of you?
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Show me where he touched you
on this dried-apple doll.
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Don't be silly.
Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
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And so handsome.
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Did you know he
wears a velour man-skirt?
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Mom, I hate to
break it to you, but zapp's a jerk.
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The truth is,
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I once slept with him.
A few times.
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I know. He showed me
the commemorative painting.
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What?
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Look, sweetie, I get it.
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You're jealous because zapp
likes me now and not you.
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But don't worry,
this isn't a competition.
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Although he did say
I'm a better kisser.
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I am not jealous.
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Also... yuck!
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Zapp doesn't care about my mom.
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He's just doing
this to get to me.
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Don't worry, Leela.
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Your mom won't see zapp much.
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He's in space all the time.
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Guess what, honey. Zapp hired
me as his personal translator.
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I'll be with him all the time.
In space.
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What? But...
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I've never been so happy!
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Hang on, mom.
I have another call.
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Thank you for coming.
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You know, without your mother,
the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
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Dad, we need to talk.
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Mom is...
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Well, she's seeing someone else.
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Who is it, mouth mutant?
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I ought to punch him
right in his big mouth.
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And then in all
his smaller mouths!
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No, no, listen.
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It's time to get
on with your life.
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But she was my life.
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Bender1aw!
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What?
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Hey, what about
your lifelong dream?
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Didn't you always want to surf
the world's greatest sewers?
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Yeah, and fry and
bender can go with you.
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You can teach them how to surf,
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and they can make sure you
don't...
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I don't know.
Would you come, too, sweetie?
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I can't. I have to
keep an eye on mom
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to make sure she
and zapp don't...
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Yee-haw!
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You know what?
I'm going to give it a shot.
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Let's go surf the great
sewer waves of the world!
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Where have you been?
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What?
It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
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Several days later.
Look, enough is enough.
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Zapp is a jerk. I insist
you break up with him.
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Why can't you
just let me be happy?
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After all these years, I'm
going places I've never been,
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and having sex there.
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You're too old to be happy.
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I'm not too old to
enjoy hot sex with zapp.
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Sex with zapp!
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Sex with zapp! Sex with zapp!
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No, no!
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I don't
think I can live here anymore.
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I'll be back for my
things at 8:00 sharp.
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Sex with zapp!
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This one is for the e. Coli. Ow!
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And this one's for the
leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly-Dee!
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I don't care how many
diseases fry has. It was worth it.
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Right on, brah!
I feel free as a bum.
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How can you be so calm, dad?
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The woman you love is out there
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having the time of her life
with zapp brannigan,
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and you're not doing
anything to stop it.
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Surfing helped me
chill out, honey.
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When you're down
there riding the waves,
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the wind ripening in your face,
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everything just
makes sense, dude.
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You mind if I call
you dude, Princess?
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Look, I don't want to put
a rat in your face-cage,
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or whatever you
kids say nowadays,
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but zapp's using mom to get
to me, and I'm going to prove it!
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Kif, I'm bored.
What say you go out
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on the wing and
pretend you're a gremlin?
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Well, if it isn't my second
favorite turanga girl.
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Hi, zapp. I was
wondering if you'd like
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to have dinner tonight
with me and my mom.
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You know, to celebrate
your genuine love for her.
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Sounds good.
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And don't forget my genuine
love for parmezian cheese.
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Shall we say about 7:58?
Precisely?
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Nice to see you, zapp.
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Well, nice to see a surprising
amount of you, too, Leela.
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Is munda here?
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Mommy's not home, big boy.
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We both know you're
just using her to get to me.
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So let's do it right here
by the front door at 7:59.
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Leela, does your mother know
you're using her pole?
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Come on, I'm all yours!
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Have your way with me
for the next 30 seconds.
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That would be more
than enough time,
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but I can't. I love munda.
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I love everything about her,
her laugh, her maturity,
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the cold, lifeless touch
of her tentacle on my body.
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She is one juicy calamari.
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Oh, zapp, I love you, too.
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Oh, squiddums! I've been
thinking about this for a while,
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and, well, here in front
of your half-naked daughter
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seems like the perfect time.
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Darling will I marry you?
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Of course, I'll marry you, zapp.
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I think a motel
room might be in order.
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Leela, here's $40.
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Mom, don't do this. Zapp is
a selfish, womanizing idiot.
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There's no need to
call me names, Leela.
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Just call me, "daddy."
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Mom, if you try to marry zapp,
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I will shove you into
a filthy nursing home
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so fast you won't
know what hit you.
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Probably, it'll be
a filthy nurse.
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Leela, you're my daughter
and I love you, but cram it!
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Is this a bad time?
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I was riding the El torito
dinner backwash,
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and I thought I'd pop in.
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Oh, thank god you're here.
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If we don't do something, mom's
going to marry zapp brannigan.
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So? He seems like a nice kahuna.
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Dad, stop being so mellow.
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Leela, honey, chill out.
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You got to take
the good with the gnarly.
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Speaking of which, time for me
to shoot the ihop dessert curl.
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00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,392
Aw! You sure you won't come
to your mom's wedding?
246
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,311
There'll be chicken
or fish, circle one.
247
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,022
I can't. Not when I
believe with all my heart
248
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,648
that this marriage is a mistake.
249
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,568
I know you're upset
that your parents broke up.
250
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,404
But what if zapp
really does make munda happy?
251
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,698
What if they're
meant to be together?
252
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:09,868
Fry, that's just so...
I can't even believe...
253
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,037
You are so totally...
254
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,997
Right. You're right.
255
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:18,835
I am? Huh! Maybe zapp isn't the
only one who's marriage material.
256
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,630
You're getting there.
257
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,604
Leela?
258
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,272
You look beautiful, mom.
259
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:43,318
Really? I'm not showing too
much sucker for a lady my age?
260
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:46,738
Just the right amount.
You'll make a lovely bride.
261
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:50,700
Oh, mom, I'm sorry
I've been so horrible to you.
262
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:54,871
You weren't so horrible.
Just enough to show you care.
263
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,806
At ease, darling.
264
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,392
Honored guests and kif,
265
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,811
one of a captain's
many superpowers
266
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,272
is the ability to
conduct marriage.
267
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,817
So I will nowjoin
myself in holy macaroni.
268
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,153
Kif,
raise the ceremonial mirror.
269
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,823
Zapp, you magnificent bastard,
270
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,909
do you take munda to be your
lawful...
271
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,579
Alien ships approaching, sir.
272
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,333
It's the carcarons!
273
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419
Oh, meatballs.
I forgot they were coming
274
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,337
to sign the peace treaty today.
275
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,797
Ladies and gentlemen,
276
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:49,342
my blushing translator and I
have business to tend to.
277
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:54,097
In the meantime, enjoy the
comic stylings of Nixon and agnew.
278
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,185
Oh, Mr. Agnew?
279
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,358
Munda, tell the admiral that
by signing this peace treaty,
280
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,611
we will achieve Harmony
between our worlds.
281
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,363
Zapp, honey,
this is the wrong document.
282
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,658
It's not a peace treaty. It says
they're declaring war on us.
283
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,201
Brilliant, isn't I?
284
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,745
The moment they sign,
285
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:22,292
we destroy their fleet in one glorious
burst of quote-unquote self-defense.
286
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,627
Up high, Mrs. Brannigan.
287
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,422
Don't leave me hanging,
Mrs. Brannigan.
288
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,009
I come from the sewer,
but that is low.
289
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,178
I'm not going to
translate your lies.
290
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:36,348
Munda, dear, as your captain
and soon-to-be husband,
291
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,891
I gave you an order.
292
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,768
Now, let's tell
these vicious lies
293
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,686
and get back to our sacred vows.
294
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,981
There's not going to be any
wedding. I don't want your fancy ring.
295
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,108
Careful! That's glass!
296
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:50,654
Leela was right. You're a
lousy man and a lousy captain.
297
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,657
And I'm going to tell our
carcaron friends the truth.
298
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,495
Zapp... lying sack of...
299
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,588
Well, this is awkward. Our
carcaron friends declared war.
300
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:11,341
Then, once again,
my lies have been proven true.
301
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,763
We're under attack
and the wedding's off.
302
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848
Kif, return fire and the cake.
303
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,852
Our weapons are disabled, and
you can't return ice cream cakes!
304
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:23,979
We're doomed!
305
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,442
Stop the wedding!
306
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,527
Who is that? Morris?
307
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,279
I'm not giving up the love
of my life without a fight.
308
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,241
Do I know you?
309
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,370
Dad? I thought you were all
zen with mom getting remarried.
310
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,957
I was at first. But then I
conquered my inner peace.
311
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,127
If you care about something,
you've got to take action.
312
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,212
Harsh, violent action!
313
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,386
Kif, get us out of here.
314
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,265
Navigation is out.
We're sitting ducks.
315
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,225
Is there
an auxiliary control system?
316
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,977
Yes, outside on the hull.
317
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,062
But there are 20
separate control keys.
318
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,647
No one could work
them well enough
319
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,232
to ride out these energy waves.
320
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,650
No one?
321
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,821
It's time to hang 20!
322
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,700
Morris! What are you doing?
323
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,829
Hold on to your coconuts. We're
going for the ride of a lifetime!
324
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,504
But I thought you were
terrified of outer space.
325
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,423
I was, but then it hit me.
326
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,008
If heaven's above us,
327
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:39,262
then the whole universe
is just god's glorious sewer.
328
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,108
Hang on, sweetie!
329
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,528
What do we do? Who do we blame?
330
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,239
We don't blame anyone.
We make peace.
331
00:19:58,323 --> 00:19:59,949
One word can end this.
332
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,409
Then say it.
333
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,119
No, you say it.
334
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,975
This actual peace
treaty is hereby enacted.
335
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,353
Agnew, give it your
stamp of approval.
336
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:36,111
What do you say, sewer plum?
Want to give it another go?
337
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:40,240
Well, I am still in my wedding
dress. And we still have a cake.
338
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,908
Uh... halfa cake.
339
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,079
Very well. Morris, munda,
340
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,915
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
341
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,416
May I kiss the bride?
342
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,461
Congratulations.
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