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Oh, my hair!
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Lot of weather we're having.
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Allow me, my lady.
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Shall we go a-trousering?
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Fry, I appreciate the gallantry,
but isn't this a bit much?
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You're right. I'm sorry
for showing my love.
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Okay. Fine.
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Here, take my hand.
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News and weather, everyone.
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I'm sure you've all noticed the
bizarre atmospheric conditions of late.
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Come to mention it, yes.
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It seems something ain't
right in the magnetosphere,
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so I'm launching
this high-altitude
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weather balloon
to gather more data.
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My pants! My lucky pants!
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They don't look so lucky to me.
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They are, too!
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I was wearing them that time
I found a dime in my ear.
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I was wearing them when I
won a subscription to redbook.
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And I was wearing them when I
first met Leela, so yeah, they're lucky.
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Also... oh, lord.
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Plus, they're my only pants.
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You've worn the same pants
for 1,000 years?
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No wonder
they made a run for it.
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Whoo!
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Soon your trousers will
slip the surly bonds of earth
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and ascend to the heavens.
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I'm gonna blast that balloon!
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No way will I let
god get my pants!
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Nobody messes with my pants!
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Not even the holy one,
blessed be he.
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Look out! A central park badger!
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I'll save you, pants!
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Scruffy, do you have
any varmint grease?
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What viscosity you need?
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Whoa, there's writing in here!
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Also, this grease is flammable.
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Incredible! Who could have
done this, the sewer mutants?
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No, this isn't mutant language.
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- We use a lot more profanity.
- Son of a...
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Leela, take my hand!
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I'm slipping!
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The one time your hands
aren't sticky, they're greasy!
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Oh, sorry. Normally I would've
wiped them on my pants, but...
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Are you okay?
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My leg, it's broken.
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How'd you get down here?
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We made a rope from
my shirt and jacket
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and an expedition flag
from my underpants.
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I'll help you up.
Here, take my hand.
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Stop telling me
to take your hand.
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Look, fry, your noble gestures
keep making things worse.
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Can't you just be a rude,
unhelpful jerk like bender?
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When I use up the toilet
paper, I don't put on a new roll.
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Fry, my friend,
I found your pants.
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And no sign of
that crafty badger.
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All right! Lucky pants!
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Oh, my god! Look
what my flashlight found!
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Dr. Zoidberg: A huge pyramid
under new New York?
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What badger could've built this?
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And look at this
intricately carved disk.
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It merits years of study.
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But how can we move
such a fragile, precious...
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Ancient history coming through!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Amazing!
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It appears to be some kind
of extremely ancient calendar,
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predating even
the girls of sumeria.
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Of course.
It's a Mayan calendar.
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No, wait. There's some
dried-up old stew on the screen.
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Sorry. I was eating a can of
breakfast and looking at porn.
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Amy: It's not Mayan,
it's martian!
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Amy, you grew up on Mars, right?
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Can you read martian? A little.
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I only learned enough to
yell at my nanny. Let's see.
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I think it means,
"the sun will erupt,
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"all shall perish,"
blah-blah-blah.
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Get to the point! What does
it say about me, bender?
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Nothing! But it
does say a great cataclysm
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will destroy the world
in the year 3012!
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The world? That's where I live!
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Told you it'd say
something about me.
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So the world will end in 3012.
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Why does that year
sound so familiar?
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Because that's the year
that's this year! See?
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So, you all done
with the computer?
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Is it just me, or is the world
ending more often these days?
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The calendar predicts
fires, earthquakes,
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sharksplosions,
then it just ends!
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Exactly as the
weather balloon foretold.
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Before fry blew his
pants out of the sky,
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it detected the onset of
a catastrophic sunspot cycle.
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It's starting.
This is the end of the world.
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Coward man away!
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Some of us were crazy
before it was cool.
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Evacuating the planet
in three, two...
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So long, earth.
Thanks for nothing.
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It's not starting.
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Come ons, comes on!
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Let me try,
headless clone of agnew.
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Damn thing just won't turn over.
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It's like pat
on a Sunday morning.
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Oh, the marconi
is on the Fritz, too!
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The electromagnetic storm is
disabling all electronics on earth.
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Hi, there.
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Well, it wasn't a bad life.
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If only I could get back that time
I spent watching tron: Legacy.
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Leela, I've made up my mind.
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Before we die,
I'm gonna find and destroy
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every remaining copy
of tron: Legacy.
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It may take
a couple of hours, but...
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Fry, stop trying
to do things for me.
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Whatever time we have left,
just live it with me.
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So, you want to
join the balcony club?
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The balcony club? I have
an individual membership.
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Zoidberg, get lost.
I am lost. So long.
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Stop the end-of-the-world sex.
We might survive after all.
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All right, Amy,
what's so important
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that you interrupted
my embalming?
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I translated more
martian symbols.
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There's a way off this planet.
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That underground pyramid
isn't a pyramid,
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it's a rocket ship!
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It was worth waiting five hours
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to hear you
finish that sentence.
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A spaceship made of stone? With
no electronics, it just might work!
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I'll stick with wind-up
power, thank you very much.
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Hmm. I've never
flown a pyramid before,
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but I used to drive around
town in a mausoleum.
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How many people
can this thing carry?
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Well, the mausoleum held
10 horny teenagers, so...
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Maybe 30,000.
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It's our moral duty to save
as many lives as possible.
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They had their chance. Let's go!
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Brannigan: Mind if I appear?
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Welcome to the hidey house.
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Brannigan, tell me about this
freaky-deaky escape pyramid.
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I can fly it, sir. I just need
to know where, and how.
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The obvious destination is Mars.
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It's close, with lots of open space
and no woodward or Bernstein.
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That's a plus.
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But we can only save 30,000
people. How do we choose who goes?
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Well, let's see now.
We'll need leaders,
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Scientists, doctors,
bureaucrats, pilots,
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valuable appliances,
even janitors.
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But that's it. No one else.
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I'll miss you, Leela.
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But it's okay,
'cause then I'll die.
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Nixon: Cut the
waterworks, hippie!
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The final decision
will be made not by me,
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but by a cold, logical machine.
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Who shall live
and who shall die?
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Step right up to the
contrabulous choose-matron!
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I hate waiting in line to die.
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Move it along, grandma.
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Stick your hand in
and take your chances.
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Choose-matron: Female, crotchety.
Needed to keep others in their place.
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Accepted!
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Damn straight, kajigger!
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Ooh, me next!
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We just got one of these.
Rejected!
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Male, scientist,
fond of crazy contraptions.
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Accepted!
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Female, scientist.
We were in the same sorority.
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Accepted!
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Sigma beta, see you later!
Sigma beta, see you later!
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Male, medical doctor,
delicious with butter and lemon.
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Accepted!
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I wish they'd hurry.
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I want to get out of here
before the mayhem starts.
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Mayhem? There's gonna be mayhem?
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I'm staying.
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Hoo-ee!
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Well, might as well
get it over with.
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Delivery boy,
no discernible skills.
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Accepted!
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'Cause I like his pants.
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Yes! My lucky pants!
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Leela, we can go together
after all. Come on.
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Get your badge. Take my hand.
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Top gun pilot, natural leader,
extreme combat training.
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Rejected!
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What?
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With all spaceships inoperable,
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we only need one
spaceship pilot.
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Wonder what this
doo-cracky does?
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Snake door. Roger.
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You can't reject Leela! Give
her a badge, you stupid box!
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Male, filthy hand,
violent temper.
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Accepted again!
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Fry, the box has spoken.
Go to Mars.
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Okay.
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Will you at least
keep this photo?
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Remember how bender dumped
all that pig's blood on me?
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You keep it.
I'll remember you in here.
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I wish I could
remember with my boobs.
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Leela, we're off to Mars.
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00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,107
We'll see ourselves out.
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00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,277
Wait, I did it.
I got Leela a ticket.
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00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,362
How did you do that?
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00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:22,409
Ah-ah-ah. A magician never reveals
his secrets. Except the great reveal-o.
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00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,952
That guy stinks.
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00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,722
I still don't see why
you get the window seat.
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Folks, this is your captain.
Our snake tanks are fully loaded,
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so once I figure out
which button launches this...
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I figured it out!
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Don't come back!
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Well, let's get looting!
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00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,923
Fry, this is the most noble thing
anyone has ever done for me.
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Wait, fry?
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I'm a lot of people,
but I'm not fry.
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Oh, no!
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Welcome to Mars!
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It is with heavy heart
and open arms
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that we receive
earth's only survivors.
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Admission, $20.
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Dad! Gleesh.
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00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,179
Greetings, Mars men.
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We come to your planet
to construct a gleaming city,
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a second earth on
which to begin anew.
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Okay. Admission, $20.
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00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,441
I can't believe it. Fry
sacrificed his spot for me,
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and I never even had
a chance to thank him.
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00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:25,782
Don't worry, Leela. Earth is still
there, peaceful and serene as ever.
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Bender! You're stealing
your own stuff!
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I am? Geez, I better slow down.
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I'm stealing stuff
I don't even need.
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00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,522
You want a torah?
Nah, I'm not hungry.
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Aw, what's the matter?
Scared of dying?
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No. 'Cause as
long as Leela lives,
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I'll be alive, too,
in her heart.
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But really I'll be dead.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our
new martian city is complete.
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I give you dickfrancisco!
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The doves didn't magically
spring from my hand,
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but rather were crammed into
this netting sewn into my sleeve!
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Thank you, great reveal-o.
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And now, as a solemn testicle
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to those left behind on earth,
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I present this monument,
titled simply, "heroes."
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00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:47,572
That frightened little girl in
the statue reminds me of fry.
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Singing wind: Stop the ceremony.
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00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,455
Who is this
non-Washington redskin?
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I am singing wind, chief
of the native martian tribe.
245
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,045
But I thought your people
abandoned this planet.
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00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,090
We did. I just
came back for my stuff.
247
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,218
What're you guys doing
here? Fleeing earth, of course.
248
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,096
We flew here in your
great stone pyramid.
249
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,557
Seriously? That thing flies?
250
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,643
Of course. Your people
left it so we could escape.
251
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,521
I translated your warning
that the world was doomed.
252
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,857
Not your world. Our world.
253
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,026
We put calendar there
to warn you not to visit Mars.
254
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,571
It Mars that gonna be destroyed.
255
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,741
Why you think we so eager
to abandon this dump?
256
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:36,204
You guys got 10, 15
minutes Max. Vveh, solong.
257
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,087
Hey, ancient martian's
a very hard language.
258
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,213
A...
259
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,090
Iooksjust like a...
260
00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:53,972
To the spaceship!
There is no spaceship.
261
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,600
You had it dismantled
to build that statue.
262
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,518
To the statue.
263
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,318
Oh, what an idiot I was.
And by "", I I mean "you."
264
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:10,989
The final solar flare is going to
bypass earth and strike Mars.
265
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:32,886
My god, one of the hundreds of
contradictory prophecies is coming true.
266
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,614
I should've known better
than to trust
267
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:36,181
one of fry's romantic gestures.
268
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,516
Every time he says
he loves me, I get killed.
269
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,396
It's just as I only
now began to fear.
270
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,983
The solar flares are igniting
subsurface gas pockets.
271
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,283
Mars is being blasted
out of its orbit.
272
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,619
Fry, you noble idiot.
273
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,965
You're right, bender,
grave robbing is fun.
274
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,384
And these pina skulladas
are fantastic.
275
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,553
The crazy weather cleared
up, too, for whatever reason.
276
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,515
All in all, it's a fine
day for an apocalypse.
277
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,268
So you don't miss
what's-her-name?
278
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,644
Of course I do.
279
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,105
But even though
we're millions of miles apart,
280
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,816
somehow, I feel she's near me.
281
00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,609
Very near!
282
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,450
Oh no!
The kajigger of Gibraltar!
283
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,089
I have got to quit drinking.
284
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,301
Thanks, friend!
285
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,765
Another great thing was she
always had room for dessert.
286
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,812
We're passing
surprisingly close to earth!
287
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,606
When we reach 72nd street, jump!
288
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,989
Ah!
289
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,157
Cushiony.
290
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,827
We made it. We're back home.
291
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,871
Okay, today is
still a workday, so...
292
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,122
Leela: Wait! Help!
293
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,250
I'm still on Mars,
and I can'tjump!
294
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,128
Hang on, Leela!
I'll save you again!
295
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,464
Or somebody else could do it!
296
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,596
Quick, take my hand.
297
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,016
I don't know. Bad things
happen when you say that.
298
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,274
I got her! Ow!
299
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:52,817
Oops!
300
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:55,612
Try again! We're too far apart.
301
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,948
No, we're not. Grab your
severed arm with your other arm.
302
00:20:00,575 --> 00:20:01,951
Okay.
303
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,828
Hurray!
304
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,798
Good thing
scruffy rescued Leela.
305
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,966
Don't thank me, thanktheladder
306
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,637
your cloned arms should be
fully grown in a month or so.
307
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,223
But for right now,
enjoy the sounds
308
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,934
of the world's smallest violin.
309
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,064
I hope you're not
too mad at me, Leela,
310
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,774
for tearing
your arm off and all.
311
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,985
I can't be mad. I'm on
way too many painkillers.
312
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:40,240
Plus, you were willing to
sacrifice yourself so I could live.
313
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:43,493
I mean, you failed, miserably,
314
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,663
but you're the only person
who loves me enough to try.
315
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,833
One last foolish gesture?
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