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Farnswo rth: Planet express
crew, report to headquarters immediately!
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Repeat, what I just said,
immediately!
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Sorry, Randy. Ah!
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Step away from the car,
and no one gets hurt!
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To the employment cave!
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Thanks, Dean off to work.
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Whoa, whoa, there, girl.
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Go on, now!
Get on back to Paraguay!
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We're being eaten
by a giant spider!
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There's no time for that!
The professor needs us!
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Crew, as you know,
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I've delivered a lot of
good news in the past.
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But what I'm about to lay down is
by far the greatest announcement
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in the history
of planet express!
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What is it?
I'm on the edge of my butt.
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Ladies and gentlemen, feast
your eyes on our amazing new
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soda machine!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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You undersold it, professor!
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Look, it has slurm loco!
It's the extreme-iest!
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Hey, what can I get y'all?
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Wow, you can talk? Shut
up and give me a slurm loco.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey, drink machine, what
kind of alcoholic sodas you got?
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Y'all can't drink at work!
This ain't a sawmill!
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No alcohol?
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And you got the nerve to call
yourself a beverage machine?
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I call myself bev.
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And if you're looking for
a smelly old can of booze,
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go look in the mirror.
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Oh, snap. Ooh...
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No, no, everybody calm down.
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Yeah, I need one more slurm.
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And one more to wash that
slurm taste out of my mouth.
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So I went to the bathroom, and
my pee was green. Pretty neat, huh?
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I was wondering who
shrekked in the toilet.
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I hope you're
proud of yourself, bev.
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You've turned this perfectly
worthless loser into an addict.
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Cut me some slack, preacher.
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I'm just a coal grinder's
daughter trying to stay off the pole.
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With that big old caboose,
it'd have to be a telephone pole!
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Hey-o!
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Well, I guess
a fellow's got to talk big
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when he's sporting a little
shrivelled up antenna like that.
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What?
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For your information, "madam,"
it's a grower, not a shower!
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My antenna's fine.
It's just fine.
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Ladies can't get enough bender.
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I need to loosen up.
Give me a screwdriver.
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Hello. Who's your
hot, dumb friend?
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Me?
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Sure, why not.
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Hang on.
It's too bright in here.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I
like a little romance in an orgy.
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Let me switch off
this weird light.
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Fry, it's 2:00 am.
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What are you doing here
glowing on my skanks?
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Just sitting here
turning quarters into urine.
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We don't got to
put up with this.
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We got poli sci degrees.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on.
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I'll just politely
escort him to the gutter.
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Scram, shiny!
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All right, how we feeling?
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Hot. I could bake
a potato in my cleavage.
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Yeah, I need a seltzer.
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I'd be honored to purchase
you some refreshment.
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Hey, drink machine,
you got anything
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classy for these
delicate flowers?
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I ain't making drinks
for no trashy robo-sluts.
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Trashy? At least
I don't put out for quarters.
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Hey. Stop that, drink machine.
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Stop it, I say.
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That's it, we're out of here.
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Come on. We'll split a blintz.
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Wait, give me a chance
to defend your honor
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and then Sully it on the couch.
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All right, I've been waiting all
day for an excuse to hit a lady.
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You try it,
and I'll bash your face in.
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Ooh, I'm so scared, no-arms.
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You want some of this?
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Interesting. Hmm.
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Uh, fry? You're glowing like
the human torch on prom night.
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Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky
coast somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
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Nice, hate me because
of the brightness of my skin.
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You okay, ma'am?
I think your soda water broke.
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My god! Bev just had
a baby in my cup!
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I know, right?
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I better take that.
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He's so cute.
Wait. No, he isn't.
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He looks like bender!
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Oh, no, no, no.
No way am I that kid's dad!
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Wipe my tiny metal ass!
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Aw, crap.
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Mama, thirsty.
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Hang on, dumpling.
My milk's coming in.
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In public?
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Aw, biscuits! I'm a father?
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How did this happen?
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Does this ring a bell?
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Are you telling me
the stuff we did in private,
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and also twice on the sidewalk,
made a baby robot? How?
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Aw, bender, didn't your mom ever
tell you where robot babies come from?
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No. She was
a religious fundamentalist.
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Plus she didn't have a mouth.
It's an unusual combination.
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Come on, everyone, let's
take bender to the teen center
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to learn about
the bots and the bees!
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It's okay, bender.
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No one here will laugh
at you for not knowing
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where robot babies come from.
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All: Aw...
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We don't know, either.
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Then prepare to be embarrassed.
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Meet Gerald,
a maturing young robot.
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Hey, he looks like me!
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Announcer: His hideous
appearance is a by—product
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of his hardware gearing up
for an important mission,
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reproduction.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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Announcer: Since factories
can't manufacture enough robots
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to meet demand, robots
can also reproduce by mating.
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Oh, now you tell me!
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Announcer: First, Gerald
must find a female robot.
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The best he can do is Francine.
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After beer and
hot wings at a local gas station,
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the two enjoy intimate time
behind a dumpster.
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It's all perfectly natural.
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Let's watch, aroused,
as Gerald's antenna uploads
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a binary file to
Francine's internal drive.
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Manufacturing specs from
each parent are then merged
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by a randomized algorithm,
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and the resulting code guides
assembly of a new robot.
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Yes, everything your body does
is perfectly natural.
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Except masturbation.
That's just wrong.
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Oh!
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I can't believe I made a kid!
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I'm not ready!
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There's so much of the
world I haven't stolen yet!
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Relax, bender. No one
would let you near a child.
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Bev will get custody, and
you'll be a deadbeat dad
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who never even bothers
to know his own son.
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You really think so?
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I know so. You're absolutely
horrible in every way.
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You're sweet, Leela.
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Sorry, bev, but I ain't
cut out for fatherhood.
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So here's my certificate of
abandonment drawn up by our notary.
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That'll be 10 bucks.
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Now take your kid
and hit the soup line!
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Oh, no, you don't, mister!
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Damn baby's driving me crazy!
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He won't stop giggling no
matter how much I scream at him!
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There, there.
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I still got womanly needs!
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Who's gonna look
twice at me with this
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dirty leech hanging
off my dairy nozzle?
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Not me, that's for sure.
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Then it's settled!
He's all yours, pappy!
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Hey, wait!
You can't leave... what?
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What the...
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Can't I have
one moment to myself?
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Why can't you sleep?
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I left my window open,
and moths got in.
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I swear, if I wasn't
such a great dad,
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I'd grab his
ugly little neck and...
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Hey, he stopped
screaming for a second!
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Bend some other stuff!
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Bendlbend!
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He loves bending, just like me.
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I'm gonna call him Ben after
the first half of me, bender.
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That's my bastard.
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Bend it, daddy! Bend it like
it called you poo-poo-face!
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It called me what?
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Yay! You bended it
like a pretzel.
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Okay, now you.
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I can't do it!
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Hey, buddy, you're learning.
You'll get there.
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Bender, I was wrong.
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You're a fine parent,
and I want to...
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Leela was wrong!
Leela was wrong!
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Leela was wrong!
Leela was wrong!
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Daddy, how'd you get
so good at bending?
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I inherited my arm control
software from my mom.
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That's how it's passed down,
mother to son.
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But my mommy had no arms!
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Does that mean
I can never be a bender?
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Well, sure you can!
You just need
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to get a bending card installed.
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I hate to crush a boy's
dreams, but what the heck.
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He has only one expansion
slot, and it holds his memory card.
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This robot will never bend.
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Don't tell my son
what he can and can't do!
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You may know what's in his head,
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but you don't know
what's in his heart!
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There's no slot
in there, either.
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I said shut up!
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Today marks young Ben's 13th
day of being left on continuously.
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And so, before the lord
and this congregation,
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we upgrade him to man-bot.
Can I get a mazel tov?
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All: Mazel tov!
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Mazel tov!
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I'd like to thank the
preacher-bot for the introduction
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and also for not circumcising
me again, am I right?
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Twice was enough. But seriously,
today, I'm not just a man-bot,
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I'm the luckiest man-bot alive.
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My mom may have abandoned me,
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but I have the greatest dad
in the whole universe.
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He's patient, he's not
afraid to show his emotions...
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Don't look at me!
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And someday,
if my dreams come true,
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I'll be a bender, just like him.
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You must be
so proud of your boy.
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I could take him or leave him.
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I'm back for my son!
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I've come to take him
and leave with him!
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She beat you to both things!
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It's okay, son, mama's here now.
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Daddy! Don't let her take me!
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Get your lack of
hands off my boy!
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You're an unfit parent
who abandoned her child!
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm
still less unfitter than you.
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Says who?
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Says this document you gave me
when you tried to abandon Ben first!
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It's genuine.
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That doesn't prove
I'm an unfit parent!
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I was drunk and violent
when I signed that!
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Well, I'm drunk and violent
now. He's coming with me!
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Daddy!
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My boy's gone. All I
have left to remember him
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are these innocent playthings
we stole together.
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Fry, put these some place safe.
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That's it, fry! For a
guy who's not too bright,
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you're too damn bright!
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Now, get out!
And don't come back
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until someone finds a use
for a million-watt idiot!
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Mom, will I ever
get to see dad again?
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No, he died yesterday.
Rust monsters ate his face.
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Sweet dreams!
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Psst!
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Quit whimpering
or you don't get kidnapped.
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Ah!
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Come on. Let's run for it.
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What's going to
happen to us now, dad?
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Well, I reckon we'll just sit
around this campfire a while.
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But then what?
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Only a fool plans more than
a few centuries ahead, son.
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00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,760
Url: Freeze, tin woodsman!
247
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,692
Smitty: You're under
arrest for kidnapping
248
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,098
and burning raccoons
without a permit!
249
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,109
It's over, dad.
250
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,193
It ain't over!
251
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,738
I can't outrun a hovercopter,
but I can out-bend it!
252
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,210
I know! Let's outrun it!
253
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,550
Thaesadam! Damn!
254
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,634
There's a grate!
255
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,720
Great! But I can't bend anything
256
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,598
with my arms agonizingly
maimed like this.
257
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,183
Well, maybe I can!
258
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,356
You can do it, son.
259
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,743
Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.
260
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,205
Is that even necessary?
261
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,709
I'm sorry, daddy.
262
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,669
You got nothing
to be sorry about.
263
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,838
He's really a very good father.
264
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,177
All right, I got her statement.
And a straight up grape soda.
265
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,304
Aw, yeah.
266
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,890
I promise things
will be different, son.
267
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,893
From now on, I'm
chaining you to a radiator.
268
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,271
I'm amazed someone who
dispenses such warm soda
269
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,856
could be so coldhearted!
270
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,525
I'm gonna buy a drink just
so I can throw it in your face!
271
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,073
It's another soda baby!
272
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,284
Damn.
273
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,830
You got knocked up
by a police officer
274
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,124
while he was looking
for your kidnapped child?
275
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,710
Sure did! I still got it.
276
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:06,920
So, now what happens?
277
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,047
Tell you what,
you keep the big one.
278
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:12,092
Long as I got a baby
to neglect, I'm happy.
279
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,094
Should we call child services?
280
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,679
No, let's just get outta here.
281
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,101
Whoo-hoo!
282
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,561
Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
283
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,898
Vvhoo?
284
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,066
Sorry, dad.
285
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,401
I'm glad to be back.
286
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,736
I'm just kind of bummed
I can't bend stuff.
287
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:35,407
All I ever wanted was to go
to bending state-Santa Cruz.
288
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,033
But that's never gonna happen.
289
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,371
Listen, you need something
bent, you come to me, huh, champ?
290
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,005
Damn it, I love that
little guy so much!
291
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,756
I'd sacrifice any four of you
292
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,675
if it would help him
bend even a little!
293
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,804
There is one way,
but no, it's too horrible.
294
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,056
Nothing's too horrible
for my boy!
295
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,810
Well, I could
install a bending card.
296
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,812
But you said
he only has one slot!
297
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,606
Correct. I'd have to
remove his memory card.
298
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,776
He'd be able to bend, but
he'd lose all his memories.
299
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,988
He wouldn't even
remember who you are.
300
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,795
You sure you want
to be a bender, son?
301
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,422
More than anything.
302
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,801
Just remember,
your daddy loves you.
303
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,430
Remember that, will
you, son? Remember that.
304
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,850
Dad, are you crying?
305
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,772
No! I said with the mouth
you're looking at.
306
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,619
You sure take
after your old man!
307
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,454
I never knew my father.
308
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,290
It's not important.
309
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,292
What is important
is that we get you
310
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,920
to bending state-Santa Cruz
in time for registration.
311
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,173
Then we'd better hurry.
Registration ends in one hour.
312
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,424
To the ship!
313
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,138
It's too foggy.
314
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,182
We can't navigate
through this storm.
315
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,683
Our lights aren't bright enough.
316
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,936
I'm sorry I let you down, son.
317
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,312
Who are you again?
318
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,482
It's just not possible to get
you to bending school this year.
319
00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,984
Or is there?
320
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,790
All right, fry!
321
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,085
Merry college
registration day, everyone!
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