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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:07,427 --> 00:03:08,988 Die, motherfucker! 2 00:03:14,836 --> 00:03:16,379 Sorry, Kimmy. 3 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,165 How could you, Kimmy? 4 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:23,800 You were the best of us. 5 00:03:30,222 --> 00:03:31,748 What are you smiling at? 6 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,627 Sorry, I didn't know I was 7 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:35,647 smiling. 8 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,239 Yeah. 9 00:03:37,787 --> 00:03:39,427 Did you call me a motherfucker? 10 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,007 Sorry, it all happened really fast. 11 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:43,163 I loved it! 12 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,787 If you two break anything in here again, 13 00:03:51,870 --> 00:03:53,603 you're both fired. 14 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,310 Don't worry, he's fired me like 10 times. 15 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:00,757 Hey, do you have a second to talk about the coffee bar? 16 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,747 Coffee? 17 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,050 Yeah, well, we were thinking- 18 00:04:03,133 --> 00:04:04,290 We? 19 00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:06,270 Violet and I. 20 00:04:06,354 --> 00:04:07,458 If the two of you 21 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,439 and your friends stop fucking around, 22 00:04:09,523 --> 00:04:11,839 we might actually get some customers in here. 23 00:04:11,923 --> 00:04:15,879 Ones that don't need coffee in order to buy a comic book. 24 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,547 I told you not to mention me this time. 25 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:26,968 He loves you, hates me. 26 00:04:27,051 --> 00:04:29,213 Okay, he doesn't hate you. 27 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,177 Just doesn't like you very much. 28 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:34,327 And this whole thing was your idea, by the way. 29 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:36,577 You said you were on board. 30 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,717 I'm so on board. 31 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:40,717 But it's a great idea and I want to make it happen. 32 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,373 But, we can't do it alone. 33 00:04:44,130 --> 00:04:46,567 I'd buy coffee from a comic book shop. 34 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:47,647 I appreciate that love. 35 00:04:47,730 --> 00:04:50,030 But your mom doesn't let you drink coffee. 36 00:04:50,814 --> 00:04:52,689 I'd still buy one though. 37 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:56,647 Time to clock out, Princess. 38 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,269 Your chariot awaits. 39 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:00,577 Take that Shirley Temple. 40 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:02,666 Don't say I never got you nothing. 41 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,567 Where's Tess? 42 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:05,707 In the Virgin Mobile. 43 00:05:05,790 --> 00:05:07,957 Well, you're early, so you're gonna have to wait. 44 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,397 I'll cover for you. 45 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,733 It's just inventory. 46 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,865 Are, are you okay? 47 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,543 Well. 48 00:05:45,573 --> 00:05:47,033 Fuck. 49 00:05:52,802 --> 00:05:54,189 I mean the date went fine, 50 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,726 but then he said he preferred 51 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,523 air borne clean, which makes no sense. 52 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,326 'Cause everyone knows he's hotter when 53 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:01,087 he is dirty and depressed, so. 54 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:03,020 I mean, obviously I had to leave. 55 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,499 Piece of shit. 56 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:10,114 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 57 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,437 I'm not really sure how to ask you this. 58 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,485 You're freezing. 59 00:06:18,515 --> 00:06:19,812 There we go. 60 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:23,890 There. - Thanks. 61 00:06:23,974 --> 00:06:26,071 So what's the selection this week? 62 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,747 "Where Are Thou?" 63 00:06:31,830 --> 00:06:33,967 Yeah, it's, it's about the conspiracies, 64 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:37,000 like Shakespeare's ghost writer, the Death 65 00:06:37,084 --> 00:06:40,823 of Edgar Allan Poe, Van Gogh and stuff. 66 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,847 Are we dating? 67 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:43,963 What? 68 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:48,323 Is, is that what you're gonna ask me? 69 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,233 No. 70 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,657 Well now I feel kind of stupid. 71 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:57,143 No, no, I mean, 72 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,603 we are, aren't we? 73 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:05,066 Well, yeah, that's kind of what I was hoping. 74 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:08,407 Me too. Kind of. Definitely. 75 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:11,407 Because I know we sort of skipped a few steps, 76 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,917 but I also, you're a initially very assertive 77 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,979 and stuff, so I just wanted to ask you officially 78 00:07:19,062 --> 00:07:22,842 if you wanted to be my girlfriend. 79 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,443 Is that a yes? 80 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:29,690 Ask me again tomorrow. 81 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,673 So is it not a bad time to ask or? 82 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:39,083 It was a bad time, right? 83 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,187 What's up love birds? 84 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:43,747 You two are so fucking cute. 85 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,446 I just wanna rip you both in half. 86 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:46,799 Stop. 87 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:52,957 Stealing jackets now, are we? 88 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,087 Contrary, as I believe we are still 89 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,187 in the denial phase, are we not? 90 00:07:57,270 --> 00:07:58,531 Wee wee. 91 00:07:59,206 --> 00:08:01,567 All we ask is you share when you finally gaze 92 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,307 upon his Haagen-Dazs. 93 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:04,597 Moving on. 94 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,087 Has he Frodod your Baggins? 95 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,257 Garbanzod your beans? 96 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:09,720 Stop. 97 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:13,207 You're lucky, at least you got potential. 98 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,633 Dating scene is shit. 99 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:18,323 But you're always talking to boys. 100 00:08:18,476 --> 00:08:19,387 Cute boys. 101 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:20,797 Yeah. well it's all talk. 102 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,747 These youths are scared shitless. 103 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:24,136 Youths? 104 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:25,436 You're 26. 105 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,824 They're so timid. 106 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,117 "What are your pronouns?" 107 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,457 Who cares? You wanna fuck me or not? 108 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,609 And then when they do, 109 00:08:31,693 --> 00:08:34,027 it's a real like silent lunch situation, you know? 110 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,047 Wow. 111 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:36,114 Reduce space. 112 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:37,296 Hey! 113 00:08:37,638 --> 00:08:39,582 Violet, don't. 114 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,877 Attention, this is your captain speaking. 115 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,945 We have reached cruising altitude 116 00:08:45,028 --> 00:08:47,677 and will not be exceeding 45 miles an hour 117 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,213 for the remainder of the flight, 118 00:08:49,297 --> 00:08:51,517 despite the speed limit being 55. 119 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,907 We thank you for riding with us on overbearing Parents Airlines 120 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:56,527 and we hope you enjoy your flight. 121 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,957 Hey, when's the beverage cart rolling by? 122 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,877 All in favor of a slushie. Say aye. 123 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:01,936 Aye. - Aye. 124 00:09:02,020 --> 00:09:03,903 I fucking love a slushie. 125 00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:11,264 So second grade? Yeah. 126 00:09:11,348 --> 00:09:12,562 Remember Buck-Toothed Chuck? 127 00:09:12,646 --> 00:09:14,044 Why do you keep calling him that? 128 00:09:14,131 --> 00:09:15,214 You know who he was? 129 00:09:15,298 --> 00:09:17,384 He literally didn't even have that messed up teeth. 130 00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:19,174 He had the two bucked. 131 00:09:19,257 --> 00:09:21,116 One wonky tooth. - No, it was two. 132 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,559 Why do you keep calling him that? 133 00:09:22,643 --> 00:09:23,772 He had two-bucked teeth. 134 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:24,763 Remember? 135 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:26,633 He had one little, stub of a tooth. 136 00:09:27,162 --> 00:09:28,429 You guys are assholes. 137 00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:30,774 You were obsessed with him. 138 00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:33,934 I was seven years old. 139 00:09:39,921 --> 00:09:42,771 He goes by Charlie now. 140 00:10:07,946 --> 00:10:08,917 Hey V, 141 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,777 I forgot my wallet in the car. 142 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,157 Can you spot me? 143 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:13,273 Yeah. 144 00:10:15,193 --> 00:10:16,226 Funions. 145 00:10:17,970 --> 00:10:19,303 I love you. 146 00:10:25,154 --> 00:10:27,817 I got you. 147 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:28,933 Thanks. 148 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,134 He goes on Charlie now. 149 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,570 Should we have given her sugar? 150 00:11:03,556 --> 00:11:04,589 Nope. 151 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,017 What the hell was that? 152 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,907 You didn't shit your pants. 153 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,527 It was a fart. 154 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,643 Just a fart. 155 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,519 Violet! 156 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,543 My God. 157 00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:33,910 Violet! 158 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,982 What? 159 00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,596 Are you nucking futs? We can't go near that thing. 160 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,399 Why not? - Why not? 161 00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:43,747 It could be a satellite, a missile, radiation, 162 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,207 a symbio could jump out and turn you into an emo. 163 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,397 I'm not gonna touch it. Just gonna take a look. 164 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,530 Violet. No. 165 00:11:49,614 --> 00:11:50,667 Just get back in the car. 166 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,083 We can go home and pretend like this didn't happen. 167 00:11:53,167 --> 00:11:54,284 I need to see it. 168 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,881 That thing almost killed us. 169 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,630 Tess, are you hearing yourself? 170 00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:01,627 Look at your car. 171 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,097 Look. 172 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,437 Something this spectacular happens to us 173 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,837 of all people in Graham County of all places, 174 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,627 and you're not even willing to take a look. 175 00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:13,237 What happened to Ex Astris Scientia? 176 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,577 Damn it Violet, I'm a barista. 177 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:17,183 Not a member of Starfleet. 178 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,107 Well, I'm gonna go down there. 179 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,140 You can either come with me or not. 180 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,247 You could die. 181 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:25,814 That's fine. 182 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,443 Well shit! 183 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,143 You guys coming? 184 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:35,213 Fuck yeah. 185 00:12:36,060 --> 00:12:37,717 I'm sort of freaking out guys. 186 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,864 Come on Kimmy. It'll be fun. 187 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,736 You okay Kimmy? 188 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,286 All right, just keep the van running. Okay? 189 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,060 Okay. 190 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,210 My God. 191 00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:02,663 Gertie, you only had to run like 15 feet. 192 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:05,587 I wanna touch it. 193 00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:07,117 Touch nothing. 194 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,657 What is it? 195 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,385 Now, I really want to touch it. 196 00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:14,808 Absolutely not. 197 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,958 We were never here. We didn't see anything. 198 00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,457 This never happened. 199 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,647 What about your Trekky programming? 200 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,027 It's prohibited to interfere 201 00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:25,253 with civilizations you might encounter on an expedition. 202 00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,577 Guys! 203 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:28,867 Someone's coming! 204 00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:40,927 Just breathe honey. Okay? 205 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,637 Gas is the one on the right, Tess. 206 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,047 I'm avoiding suspicion. 207 00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,547 We're fleeing a UFO crash site 208 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,437 in the Starship Enterprise. Step on it. 209 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,858 I don't know where we're going. - Your house. 210 00:13:49,942 --> 00:13:51,757 We can't go to my house. My dad's home. 211 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,256 He always knows when I'm lying. 212 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,367 Fucking Steve. 213 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,417 Just go to my house. 214 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,549 What about your mom? 215 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,608 She's working late. Just go. 216 00:14:02,003 --> 00:14:02,917 Reduce speed. 217 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,576 Shut the fuck up. 218 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,003 Well slap my ass and call me Sally. 219 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,200 What the hell do you make of that? 220 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,359 I don't know. 221 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,784 Looks like an angry little pickle to me. 222 00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:44,887 Man. I gotta get a picture of this shit. 223 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,907 Ain't nobody gonna believe that. 224 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,733 Old tight little feller, 225 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,973 say cheese. 226 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,625 I don't need a photo. 227 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,041 No! 228 00:15:30,349 --> 00:15:32,887 You are gonna have to turn around, ma'am. 229 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,488 It's Sheriff. 230 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:35,707 And we're on a call. 231 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,747 You're gonna need to move this vehicle. 232 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,807 Ms. Ledesma has already been evacuated. 233 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,618 Evacuated. Why? 234 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:44,141 A drill ruptured 235 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:47,425 an underground gas line causing an explosion. 236 00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:50,259 An explosion? 237 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,497 Were there any injuries? 238 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,823 No one was injured. 239 00:15:54,907 --> 00:15:57,997 But for the safety of both of you and others, 240 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,577 we can't allow anyone beyond this point. 241 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,628 Your supervisor should have called. 242 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,345 The authorities have been made aware, ma'am. 243 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,927 She likes to go by Sheriff. 244 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,468 And as far as explosions go, 245 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,518 how big of an explosion are we talking? 246 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:15,667 Say like a scale of John Wu to Michael Bay? 247 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,647 What authorities? 248 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:20,827 Graham County stretches for the next 10 miles. 249 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,587 I assure you we are more than capable 250 00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,343 of containing this problem. 251 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:36,577 Finnegan, you radio Macy tell her it was a, 252 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:37,973 a gas line. 253 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,547 Yes, Sheriff. 254 00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:48,007 So what would you say if I just haul ass 255 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,473 and blow right past this cute little barrier of yours? 256 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,440 How far you think I'd get? 257 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,867 You have yourself a nice night, Sheriff. 258 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,490 Well, he seemed nice. 259 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,610 Full of horse shit is what he is. 260 00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:34,493 Sheriff, do you think he was fibbing? 261 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:37,537 You ever met Mrs. Ledesma? 262 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,653 Yes. 263 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,010 How'd that go? 264 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,973 She spit on my tie. 265 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:49,617 You know, she owns the 200 acres from here to Richmond? 266 00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,683 Yeah, I do. 267 00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,037 She strike you as the type of woman 268 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,270 who would let anyone drill on her land? 269 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,253 No, I do not. 270 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,203 Exactly. 271 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,758 Sheriff, are you in a rush to get somewhere 272 00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:09,577 'cause we're going off awful fast. 273 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,910 Where do you think? 274 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:34,717 You took the egg? 275 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,067 What the fuck, Violet? 276 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,059 I know, okay, 277 00:18:37,143 --> 00:18:39,517 I couldn't just leave it there. 278 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,657 This is bad. 279 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,846 No it's not. We don't even know what this is. 280 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:46,417 This is so fucking bad. 281 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,727 Kind of looks like an ostrich egg. 282 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,510 Ostrich eggs aren't that big 283 00:18:51,158 --> 00:18:52,817 or blue. 284 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,913 So do we 285 00:18:56,028 --> 00:18:57,576 need to keep it warm like in one 286 00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,982 of those inquisition thingies. 287 00:18:59,066 --> 00:18:59,976 Incubator? 288 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,997 It's what I said. 289 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,285 What do we do when it hatches? 290 00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:04,327 Why are you all talking like we're keeping it? 291 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,788 My cousin works at a chicken farm. They have incubators. 292 00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:08,291 Where's that? - Hickory? 293 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,797 That's like four hours away, dude. - You're not serious. 294 00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:12,577 No, it is like four hours. 295 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,244 No, I mean we have to turn that into the authorities 296 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:18,937 or animal control or something, like now. 297 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,397 Hey Tess, you don't think we're really gonna get 298 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,957 in trouble for this, do you? 299 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,987 No Kimmy, Tess is just being paranoid. 300 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:28,147 You bet your ass we're gonna get in trouble. 301 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,847 The government will be here like any minute or worse. 302 00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:32,107 Any second? 303 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,756 The men in black, they could wipe our minds 304 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,336 or give us fake memories 305 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,073 that drive us crazy when we're old and 40. 306 00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:42,487 We're not turning the egg into anyone. 307 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,137 Why the hell not? 308 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,787 We didn't ask for this to happen, 309 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,887 but it's our responsibility now. 310 00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,447 Look at us V. 311 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,203 We can't protect anything. 312 00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:56,863 I... 313 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,813 have to pee. 314 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:05,276 When you gotta go, you gotta go. 315 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:21,457 What was the response time? 316 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:22,747 14 minutes. 317 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,150 You tracked this thing from space 318 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:26,407 and you couldn't get here faster than 14 minutes? 319 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,090 Given the sensitive nature of your reports, 320 00:20:29,174 --> 00:20:31,297 we felt that helicopters would cause too much- 321 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:34,186 I wanna know where it is and who took it. 322 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,276 We have scans obtained by one of our technicians. 323 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,518 You know who took it? 324 00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:38,596 No sir. 325 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:39,625 No? 326 00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,645 Well, yes in a general sense, 327 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,548 based on the scans of the footprints, 328 00:20:43,632 --> 00:20:46,447 we believe it's three women or short men. 329 00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:47,693 Three women? 330 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,668 Or short men, plus the driver. 331 00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:52,330 Witnesses? 332 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:54,203 We detoured all traffic in the area 333 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,176 and local law enforcement has been told 334 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,937 there was a gas line explosion. 335 00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,077 What about the local? 336 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,280 Did she see anyone? 337 00:21:00,439 --> 00:21:01,356 Catherine Ledesma. 338 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,743 We had to sedate her before she was evacuated. 339 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,587 So it's gonna be at least a couple of hours 340 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,368 before she can be questioned. 341 00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:09,606 In the meantime, we have a team searching 342 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,459 for security cameras in the area 343 00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:13,320 that may have caught something. 344 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:22,140 I'll do you one better. 345 00:22:01,598 --> 00:22:02,589 Fuck. 346 00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:10,279 Guys, I have to tell you something. 347 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:16,519 Mom, what are you doing here? 348 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,415 Your mom was just telling us about the explosion. 349 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:22,073 What explosion? 350 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,893 The one near Mrs. Ledesma's. 351 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,287 I knew it was on your way home, 352 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:29,488 so I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 353 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,807 We didn't see an explosion. 354 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,830 Kimmy just said you guys saw it. 355 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,133 Well we more heard it than saw it. 356 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:43,837 Was anybody hurt? 357 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,997 Yeah, is everything okay? 358 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,467 Not sure. 359 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,327 They're not letting us anywhere near it. 360 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,607 It was some sort of gas line explosion. 361 00:22:51,690 --> 00:22:52,723 They? 362 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:56,167 I'm just glad you're okay. 363 00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,087 Give me. 364 00:22:58,170 --> 00:22:59,203 Really? 365 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:03,577 You're acting paranoid, if you are smoking pot, 366 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:05,683 do not let me find it. 367 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:12,203 Thanks Mrs. Schaffer. 368 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,607 Did you hear what she just said? 369 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:17,407 We can smoke pot? 370 00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:19,357 They. Who's they? 371 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,887 G Men. 372 00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:22,387 The Feds. 373 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:24,007 The Man. 374 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:26,767 Tess, I'm starting to buy into your paranoia. 375 00:23:26,850 --> 00:23:28,087 Thank you. 376 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,877 So what were you gonna tell us? 377 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,227 It doesn't matter right now. 378 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,967 I think we should split. 379 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,271 Chicken Farm? 380 00:23:35,561 --> 00:23:36,521 Chicken farm. 381 00:23:36,605 --> 00:23:38,903 I fucking love chickens. 382 00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:59,783 Is Violet Schaffer home? 383 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,073 Sheriff! 384 00:24:07,268 --> 00:24:09,518 This should be good. 385 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:12,996 Ma'am. - Sheriff. 386 00:24:15,090 --> 00:24:16,940 This is your daughter. Correct? 387 00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:19,386 Is she in some kind of trouble? 388 00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,413 Ma'am. - Sheriff. 389 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,487 Sheriff. She may have been in contact 390 00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:27,067 with something extremely dangerous earlier this evening. 391 00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:29,600 It's important we speak with her immediately. 392 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,593 Gas line my ass. 393 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,663 Violet! 394 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:40,223 She's not here. 395 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,948 What do you mean she's not here? 396 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,240 Well, her and her friends took off like 10 minutes ago. 397 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:49,710 Where did they go? 398 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,443 Reduce speed. 399 00:25:02,616 --> 00:25:03,517 Let's name it. 400 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,767 We're not naming it because we're not keeping it. 401 00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:09,517 Something cool like Gabriel or Jonathan. 402 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,957 I love Jonathan. - Yeah. 403 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,135 We are not naming it Jonathan. 404 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,860 He'll be safe at the farm. 405 00:25:14,944 --> 00:25:16,748 No one knows we're going there. 406 00:25:16,832 --> 00:25:18,489 Why do you have to leave our phones? 407 00:25:18,573 --> 00:25:20,388 Feds can use it to track us. 408 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,034 Guys? 409 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,797 The fuzz. - What do I do? 410 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,970 Keep driving. 411 00:25:31,054 --> 00:25:32,435 My God. My God. 412 00:25:32,519 --> 00:25:33,477 Violet! 413 00:25:33,561 --> 00:25:35,105 Just drive casually. 414 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,200 Are they turning around? 415 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:45,898 Nope. 416 00:26:03,993 --> 00:26:04,973 What are you doing? 417 00:26:05,056 --> 00:26:06,187 I'm not. 418 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,816 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 419 00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,813 What the fuck is that? 420 00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:32,410 Hand over the egg or be destroyed. 421 00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:40,610 Gun! 422 00:26:42,593 --> 00:26:44,162 Nothing's working. 423 00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:53,966 Kimmy, don't let go! 424 00:26:54,049 --> 00:26:55,166 I got it! 425 00:26:59,981 --> 00:27:00,996 Guys! 426 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,917 Kimmy get back in the car! 427 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,300 Jonathan's slipping! 428 00:27:10,140 --> 00:27:11,287 Can't you stop this thing? 429 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:12,877 Great idea, Violet! 430 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,253 The car's driving itself. 431 00:27:20,504 --> 00:27:21,535 What happened? 432 00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:22,644 I don't know. 433 00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:24,263 Tess! 434 00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,953 You see the, Yeah. 435 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:40,960 Standing in front of the... 436 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,203 Hey. 437 00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:55,717 Hey. 438 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,250 Is the egg okay? 439 00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:02,993 You, big eyes, can you still drive? 440 00:28:05,522 --> 00:28:06,967 All right, we don't have much time. 441 00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:09,143 Follow me and keep close. Got it? 442 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,453 Hey, do you need any help? 443 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,167 Hi. - Hello. 444 00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:37,566 I require your assistance. 445 00:28:48,469 --> 00:28:49,979 So, 446 00:28:52,530 --> 00:28:54,716 who wants to talk first? 447 00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,983 You want me to go first? 448 00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:04,447 Yeah, that'd be good. 449 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:06,503 Okay. My name's Dave. 450 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,503 Hi Dave. 451 00:29:10,283 --> 00:29:11,887 Clearly you have no idea 452 00:29:11,970 --> 00:29:14,203 what you've gotten yourselves into, right? 453 00:29:17,231 --> 00:29:18,155 Right on. 454 00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:21,380 Well, welcome to the government's best kept secret. 455 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,383 That egg you're holding is a Sherba egg. 456 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,593 A Sherba? 457 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,446 What's a Sherba? 458 00:29:31,530 --> 00:29:32,950 I'm a Sherba. 459 00:29:33,034 --> 00:29:35,227 And that Sherba is a female. 460 00:29:35,310 --> 00:29:36,667 The last of our kind. 461 00:29:36,750 --> 00:29:38,227 The last female? 462 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,297 La Ultima Chica, my friend 463 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:41,827 Jonathan's a girl. 464 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,597 Where are you from? 465 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,307 I mean, I don't wanna assume, 466 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:47,947 but you're from another planet, right? 467 00:29:48,030 --> 00:29:49,327 A moon actually. 468 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,146 What about that guy that attacked us 469 00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:52,927 with the fucked up eyes? 470 00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:54,126 Mind control. 471 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,628 Probably just the dude at the right place at the wrong time. 472 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,170 Mind controlled by who? 473 00:29:58,390 --> 00:29:59,590 Bugs. 474 00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:00,877 Bugs? 475 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,660 It's an abbreviation. 476 00:30:03,293 --> 00:30:04,631 Of what? 477 00:30:04,740 --> 00:30:06,678 How's this exposition working out for you guys? 478 00:30:06,762 --> 00:30:08,268 You wanna keep up the 21 questions 479 00:30:08,352 --> 00:30:11,290 or you would just wanna, Lord of the Rings prologue this shit? 480 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:16,300 Prologue is good. 481 00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:20,010 Nearly 300 years ago they discovered our moon 482 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,647 and bugs are greedy, blood thirsty parasites 483 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:26,210 who destroy any world they deem unworthy. 484 00:30:26,675 --> 00:30:28,267 Not entirely like death star style, 485 00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:29,977 but, systematically 486 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,297 by eliminating 487 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,347 the most vulnerable part 488 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,117 of a civilization. 489 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,407 In my case, 490 00:30:35,490 --> 00:30:37,913 they ended the reproduction of my species. 491 00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:41,178 I've heard horror stories from other planets, 492 00:30:41,262 --> 00:30:45,215 but if you ask me, their method for us was pretty fucked up. 493 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,687 We were on the run when my brother found out he was carrying. 494 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:50,843 Carrying what? 495 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:52,850 My niece. 496 00:30:54,390 --> 00:30:56,273 Where I'm from the males give birth. 497 00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,277 Word. 498 00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,577 So if this is your brother's kid, where is he? 499 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:03,355 Does, does he know she's safe? 500 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,225 Well, 501 00:31:05,505 --> 00:31:06,932 if she's here, that probably means 502 00:31:07,016 --> 00:31:09,125 he didn't have a choice. 503 00:31:11,627 --> 00:31:12,862 I'm sorry. 504 00:31:12,946 --> 00:31:15,126 Yeah, I'm just glad you all got to her first. 505 00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:16,549 She was supposed to land here, 506 00:31:16,633 --> 00:31:18,352 but I don't imagine my brother had time 507 00:31:18,436 --> 00:31:20,319 to put in exact coordinates. 508 00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:22,507 I have a question. 509 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,067 Shoot. 510 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:25,190 Why are you here? 511 00:31:25,290 --> 00:31:26,347 Well, I mean, 512 00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:28,872 we thought it was the last place anyone would look. 513 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:31,747 At the time, you guys had just set off an atom bomb. 514 00:31:31,830 --> 00:31:33,863 No, I meant Graham County. 515 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,526 Lots of trees. 516 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:37,002 Nice neighbors. 517 00:31:37,159 --> 00:31:38,761 You heard of the Graham County Bigfoot? 518 00:31:38,909 --> 00:31:39,838 Yeah. 519 00:31:39,922 --> 00:31:42,072 I'm the Graham County Bigfoot. 520 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:46,027 Circling back to that whole atomic bomb thing. 521 00:31:46,110 --> 00:31:48,367 You mean the Atomic bomb? 522 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,647 Oppenheimer himself. 523 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:53,843 So you've been here since 1945? 524 00:31:53,927 --> 00:31:58,507 We landed in '47 out in New Mexico. 525 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:00,817 The Roswell crash, that was you? 526 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:03,237 Why does everybody make such a big deal out of that? 527 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,235 I, don't you have a parking job or two you weren't proud of? 528 00:32:06,318 --> 00:32:08,767 Wait, wait. How old are you? 529 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:11,137 For like, context purposes? 530 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,006 237, my dude. 531 00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:14,399 Whoa! You look great. 532 00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,087 So what happens now? 533 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:18,667 We give you the egg and then we can go home, right? 534 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:21,067 Well it's not quite that simple. 535 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:23,110 I mean, you four finding the egg is the best thing 536 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:24,458 that could have happened. 537 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,445 What do you mean? 538 00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:28,597 There's only so many places I can go to keep her safe. 539 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,937 Whereas you four can go pretty much 540 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,737 wherever you want without causing, 541 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,762 you know, mass hysteria. 542 00:32:38,545 --> 00:32:40,947 V, can I talk to you for a sec? 543 00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:42,876 What are you talking about? 544 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,917 We found the egg's home. 545 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,587 It's safe and now it's time for us to go. 546 00:32:47,670 --> 00:32:49,597 Were you not listening? 547 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,607 On what planet is it safe? 548 00:32:51,690 --> 00:32:54,847 Exactly. This is so much worse. 549 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:57,397 We're in the middle of an intergalactic planetary conflict 550 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,007 that we have nothing to do with. 551 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,287 Dump the egg with the furry and let's go 552 00:33:02,370 --> 00:33:04,057 before our parents freak out. 553 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,377 No. 554 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,267 What do you mean, no? 555 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:09,487 I'm not abandoning Jonathan. 556 00:33:09,570 --> 00:33:12,667 Jesus Christ V, it's an egg from space! 557 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,390 I don't care! 558 00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:18,097 We didn't ask for this to happen. 559 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:19,647 I know, Tess. 560 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,129 I'm aware of what it is 561 00:33:21,213 --> 00:33:23,543 and I'm scared and I don't need you reminding me 562 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,902 every two seconds that I'm making a mistake. 563 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,383 Why is this so important to you? 564 00:33:33,965 --> 00:33:37,017 If Kimmy and Gertie wanna go back with you, that's fine. 565 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,243 I'm seeing this through, with or without you. 566 00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:52,108 You have to go. 567 00:33:52,192 --> 00:33:53,424 Someone's tripped the sensor. 568 00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,130 Bugs? - I don't know. You'll need this. 569 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:00,098 Whoa! - No! 570 00:34:00,218 --> 00:34:01,994 What are you doing? - You're not coming with? 571 00:34:02,078 --> 00:34:03,358 Get it as far as you can. 572 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,737 Some more densely populated with heavy machinery. 573 00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,207 It'll confuse their tracking. 574 00:34:07,290 --> 00:34:08,702 Wait, those things are tracking us. 575 00:34:08,786 --> 00:34:10,469 They can track the egg's incubation band, 576 00:34:10,553 --> 00:34:12,316 if they get a strong enough signal. 577 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,823 Well, can't you just take it off? 578 00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:15,249 I mean, how important is it? 579 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:17,219 It's the only thing keeping it from hatching. 580 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:20,476 And I am not quite ready to be a parent at the moment. 581 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,407 I promise to keep her safe. 582 00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:24,397 We second that. 583 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,819 Sounds great. I deem you four the fellowship of the egg. 584 00:34:26,903 --> 00:34:28,182 Let's go, let's go. 585 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:30,457 I'm not going with you guys. 586 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:32,227 What? Why not? - Tess? 587 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:34,578 I'm going home. And you should too. 588 00:34:34,662 --> 00:34:35,767 What about Jonathan? 589 00:34:35,851 --> 00:34:38,116 Guys, it's fine. She can go. 590 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,023 You guys gotta go now. Just take my car. 591 00:34:40,107 --> 00:34:41,923 I hate to be the bearer of bad news here, 592 00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:44,227 but I don't think any of us know how to drive a stick. 593 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,487 You could take the van. 594 00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:46,627 I'll find a ride. 595 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:47,659 Are you sure? 596 00:34:47,743 --> 00:34:50,167 Whatever you guys are gonna do, do it now. 597 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:51,553 Come on. 598 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,809 Wait! 599 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:02,110 You don't wanna forget this. 600 00:35:03,210 --> 00:35:04,383 Get home safe. 601 00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,187 I will. 602 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,730 Holy fuck! 603 00:35:19,890 --> 00:35:21,535 Kid, you gotta get outta here. 604 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:23,107 Don't move! - Shit! 605 00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,873 Lemme see your hands! 606 00:35:26,962 --> 00:35:28,071 Dave? 607 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,112 Hey buddy. 608 00:35:32,370 --> 00:35:34,403 Where in the hell is my daughter? 609 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:39,637 What the hell is that thing? 610 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,836 What's up? 611 00:35:41,022 --> 00:35:42,397 What did she say to you? 612 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,827 Why would she bail on us? 613 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,136 Look, I don't blame her. 614 00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:47,947 I wouldn't call this an ideal Saturday night. 615 00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:49,807 What are you talking about? 616 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:51,397 We're a couple of gals out saving 617 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,527 an alien race from extinction. 618 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,405 What's not ideal, V? 619 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,047 Hey hun, 620 00:35:59,130 --> 00:36:01,777 don't power on the ray gun while we're in the car. 621 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,443 You might kill us all. 622 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,507 Do you know where you're going? 623 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:10,807 Sit back and relax babes, with me at the wheel, 624 00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:12,796 you got nothing to worry about. 625 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,193 Well. 626 00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:23,956 Shit. 627 00:36:28,774 --> 00:36:30,517 Where is my daughter? 628 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,747 I don't know. 629 00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:33,293 They left me behind. 630 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,587 Violet left you behind? 631 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:36,703 Yes! 632 00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:39,007 No. 633 00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:42,997 I was afraid that something like this would happen or worse. 634 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,007 So you let your best friend, 635 00:36:45,090 --> 00:36:47,527 my baby, just run off into the night 636 00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:50,353 with dangerous property you just stole from the government. 637 00:36:50,436 --> 00:36:51,577 From the government? 638 00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:53,527 We didn't steal anything. 639 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:56,483 We saved it. Violet saved it. 640 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,293 Okay, you know what, 641 00:37:02,070 --> 00:37:03,970 just tell me where they're headed. 642 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,373 Respectfully Mrs. Shaffer, 643 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:09,863 I ain't no snitch. 644 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,363 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 645 00:37:18,150 --> 00:37:20,857 Okay. That's great. That's great. 646 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,940 We'll just see what your parents say when they get here. 647 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:27,187 You called my parents? 648 00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:28,373 Yes I did. 649 00:37:31,140 --> 00:37:32,790 Are you fucking kidding me? 650 00:37:34,980 --> 00:37:37,133 Have you met my parents? 651 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:40,029 Yes, I've met your parents. 652 00:37:40,113 --> 00:37:41,146 I met them 653 00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,580 at a back to school night, I think. 654 00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:51,847 My God. What's the matter? What? 655 00:37:51,930 --> 00:37:54,096 They're gonna kill me. 656 00:37:54,179 --> 00:37:55,600 They're not gonna kill you. 657 00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:57,727 I didn't even call 'em. 658 00:37:57,810 --> 00:37:58,777 You don't understand. 659 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:02,025 I can't be the problematic one. 660 00:38:02,109 --> 00:38:03,937 They don't even talk to my sister anymore 661 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:06,547 'cause they caught her watching porn. 662 00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:08,430 What are they going to do to me? 663 00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:11,347 I never do anything wrong. 664 00:38:11,430 --> 00:38:13,241 I don't smoke. I don't drink. 665 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,090 I don't talk to cute boys I like. 666 00:38:15,174 --> 00:38:16,427 Honey. Why? 667 00:38:17,012 --> 00:38:20,947 My mom's a lawyer. My dad's a fucking psychiatrist. 668 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:22,436 One of them cross-examining me 669 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,213 while the other one's reading my body language. 670 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:29,557 They disapprove of everything that I love. 671 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,327 My dad almost gave himself a hernia 672 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,738 when I went to with the boy who wasn't Jewish. 673 00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:37,717 I should have gone with V. 674 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:38,788 I wanted to. 675 00:38:38,871 --> 00:38:42,062 All I could think about was my fucking parents. 676 00:38:43,671 --> 00:38:45,411 Come here. Come here. 677 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,957 You're tracking the egg, how? 678 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,607 You gave your word. 679 00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:53,017 You wouldn't get involved. 680 00:38:53,100 --> 00:38:55,117 Your brother wanted a fail safe. 681 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,917 What fail safe? 682 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,467 In case you couldn't protect it. 683 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:01,387 I'm sorry, but clearly you can't. 684 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,887 You should be sorry. 685 00:39:02,970 --> 00:39:05,317 Gambling on the fate of my species. 686 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,117 We could make more Dave. 687 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,857 By murdering her! 688 00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:10,117 We don't know that. 689 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,757 There's a high probability the egg would survive. 690 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,817 It's not your job to decide. 691 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:17,993 Government has already decided. 692 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:20,663 And so did your brother. 693 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,917 When are you gonna realize 694 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,347 that this is bigger than you and me? 695 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,103 Bigger than your brother. 696 00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:32,300 Your dad was the first human we met. 697 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,668 He was kind. 698 00:39:34,752 --> 00:39:36,383 Don't. - And he was honest. 699 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:37,380 Don't. 700 00:39:37,463 --> 00:39:39,473 You can't hold him over me like this. 701 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,787 You may have known him, but he was my fucking dad. 702 00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:44,170 That's right. 703 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:48,053 And I think he'd be ashamed. 704 00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:50,443 Coward. 705 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,513 Agent Howell? 706 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,470 I have a witness to talk to. 707 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:04,569 Hey, be nice to that girl. 708 00:40:12,030 --> 00:40:14,580 I need two agents to meet me at the back gate 709 00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:20,760 and bring one prep kit 710 00:40:22,890 --> 00:40:24,143 and a diet coke. 711 00:40:25,710 --> 00:40:27,877 All right, spill the beans. 712 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,857 Tell me the story between you and a 713 00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,927 secret agent man over there. 714 00:40:32,010 --> 00:40:32,947 You mean 715 00:40:33,030 --> 00:40:35,780 besides the fact that he wants to dissect my niece? 716 00:40:37,419 --> 00:40:38,452 Sheesh. 717 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:40,519 Sounds like a great guy. 718 00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:41,676 Yeah. 719 00:40:43,115 --> 00:40:44,167 I don't know. 720 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,717 Yeah, I should give him some slack. 721 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,097 Why is that? 722 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,930 His dad just died. 723 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,353 You two, like really know each other. 724 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,677 Yeah. 725 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,103 Pop was a good guy. 726 00:40:58,770 --> 00:40:59,858 Big shoes to fill. 727 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,367 I should have called, 728 00:41:03,450 --> 00:41:05,453 but, you know how it is. 729 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:10,108 Yeah, I know how it is. 730 00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:14,923 Sheriff? 731 00:41:15,703 --> 00:41:17,377 All right, when I come back, 732 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:20,230 you're gonna tell me about my daughter's involvement in this. 733 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,763 Hey! 734 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:25,403 Congrats grandma! 735 00:41:27,925 --> 00:41:31,305 Fricking asshole, Jesus Christ. 736 00:41:34,436 --> 00:41:36,563 Shit, she doesn't know. 737 00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:39,667 Push! 738 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,206 I'm pushing! 739 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:48,727 See if anyone's here. 740 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:49,957 I'll check. 741 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,817 But just try to be discreet. 742 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,300 We're trying to lay low. 743 00:41:55,590 --> 00:41:57,397 Hello! 744 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,633 We have a car that needs to be fixed. 745 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,933 Gertie, that's not discreet. 746 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,677 What's with the banging man? 747 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,047 Are you a mechanic? 748 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,305 Yeah. What do you want? 749 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:18,666 Well, do you sell industrial printers? 750 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,178 What the fuck do you think we want? 751 00:42:20,262 --> 00:42:21,425 Our car broke down. 752 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,810 What the hell is that thing? 753 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:25,689 Sir, can you help us or not? 754 00:42:25,773 --> 00:42:27,173 We're kind of in a rush. 755 00:42:31,517 --> 00:42:33,706 Absolutely not. 756 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:36,062 That is the worst idea I've ever heard. 757 00:42:36,146 --> 00:42:39,079 It actually is something we do all the time. 758 00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:41,646 It's more humane for us to wipe someone's memory 759 00:42:41,730 --> 00:42:43,505 than to just let them live 760 00:42:43,589 --> 00:42:47,267 after experiencing something like an alien abduction. 761 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,057 What you're na, 762 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,940 you're not gonna wipe my memory, 763 00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:57,163 are you? 764 00:42:58,350 --> 00:42:59,633 Yes, we are. 765 00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:05,219 Are there any long-term side effects? 766 00:43:07,762 --> 00:43:09,174 Rarely. 767 00:43:12,009 --> 00:43:13,042 Great. 768 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,797 Where's the girl? 769 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,573 Just leave the girl out of it, Hal! 770 00:43:21,429 --> 00:43:22,657 You are this close, 771 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,937 this close to being locked up in a lab. 772 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,908 Munch me ya knob jockey. 773 00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:31,297 Sir, the girl, 774 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:32,413 she's gone. 775 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:35,176 Why are you smoking? 776 00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:37,343 My bad? 777 00:43:38,070 --> 00:43:40,387 Put out an a APB on the girl and her friends. 778 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:42,067 I wanna make sure... - Hey! 779 00:43:42,271 --> 00:43:44,643 You listen to me now and hear me later, city boy, 780 00:43:44,727 --> 00:43:45,997 I don't give a flying fuck 781 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,565 about what you think you have jurisdiction over! 782 00:43:48,649 --> 00:43:49,828 But... That is my daughter 783 00:43:49,912 --> 00:43:52,684 and her friends that you have wrapped up in all of this. 784 00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:54,247 And I swear to God, 785 00:43:54,330 --> 00:43:56,587 you so much as such a hair on their heads 786 00:43:56,670 --> 00:43:58,673 and I will fucking end you! 787 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,013 Do you understand me? 788 00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:04,363 Yes ma'am. 789 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:07,793 Sheriff. 790 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,013 I don't know about you, but I am moist. 791 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,340 As in you know what's wrong? 792 00:44:25,020 --> 00:44:26,677 Your radiator cap flew off. 793 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,733 Probably wasn't screwed on right. 794 00:44:29,370 --> 00:44:30,517 Well, that's no big deal. 795 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:31,957 Easy fix, right? 796 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,637 Easy as the day is long. 797 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,917 Have you back on the road in like 30 minutes. 798 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,087 Great. - Woo. 799 00:44:37,170 --> 00:44:38,279 How much? 800 00:44:39,805 --> 00:44:41,048 600. 801 00:44:41,723 --> 00:44:42,757 What? 802 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,509 Maybe I didn't hear you right buddy. 803 00:44:44,593 --> 00:44:46,086 Say that one more time. 804 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:49,387 Y'all being in such a rush, that's extra. 805 00:44:49,470 --> 00:44:51,607 Plus you need a part that I'm in short supply of, 806 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,197 that's extra. 807 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,027 The right coolant, that's extra. 808 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,510 And the fact that I should be sleeping right now 809 00:44:57,594 --> 00:45:00,937 instead of dealing with you three, that's extra. 810 00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,677 I'll show you extra. 811 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,582 If you don't have the money, that's fine. 812 00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:06,727 I'd be happy to roll your shit box to the curb. 813 00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:08,227 Free of charge. 814 00:45:08,310 --> 00:45:09,637 You can't leave us stranded. 815 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,927 We'll report you. 816 00:45:11,010 --> 00:45:12,367 To who? 817 00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:14,077 You gonna bitch on Yelp. 818 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,447 Newsflash. This is a mechanic. 819 00:45:16,530 --> 00:45:18,203 Nobody's happy here. 820 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:20,653 Now get out. 821 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:22,567 Nerd. 822 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:23,683 Say what? 823 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,923 Journey of sorcerers. 824 00:45:29,946 --> 00:45:30,847 So? 825 00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:32,483 So, ya any good? 826 00:45:34,814 --> 00:45:38,137 You dare question my skills in my own domain. 827 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,793 Well, charisma's, obviously your dump stat. 828 00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,997 That sounds like a challenge. 829 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,517 Let's call it a bet, skittle-tits. 830 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,587 One hour, and I'll give you the greatest campaign 831 00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:49,712 you've ever experienced, hands down. 832 00:45:49,796 --> 00:45:51,067 Gertie, what are you doing? 833 00:45:51,150 --> 00:45:54,007 You know, one shot that's literally impossible. 834 00:45:54,090 --> 00:45:56,047 Plus you're going off on my personal opinion. 835 00:45:56,130 --> 00:45:57,539 Bet me, bitch! 836 00:45:57,623 --> 00:45:58,571 Fine. 837 00:45:58,655 --> 00:46:00,245 We don't have time for this. 838 00:46:00,352 --> 00:46:03,904 When I win, I get to keep the shit box. 839 00:46:03,988 --> 00:46:04,890 Fine. 840 00:46:04,974 --> 00:46:06,764 No Gertie, I'm not gonna let you do this. 841 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:07,749 Not right now. 842 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:09,986 Violet, you have to trust me. I know what I'm doing. 843 00:46:10,070 --> 00:46:11,944 But this guy's not gonna let you... - Violet! 844 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,389 When I win, which I will. 845 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:16,841 You fix the ride. 846 00:46:16,925 --> 00:46:17,981 Give her a tune up 847 00:46:18,065 --> 00:46:20,241 and I dunno, check the tire pressure. 848 00:46:20,325 --> 00:46:21,667 And disable parental control. 849 00:46:21,750 --> 00:46:23,622 And disable parental speed control. 850 00:46:23,706 --> 00:46:24,836 A tuneup? 851 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,835 Yeah. 852 00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:28,960 That's extra, for being a dick. 853 00:46:31,950 --> 00:46:33,291 Deal. 854 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,847 Hey kid! 855 00:46:45,930 --> 00:46:47,480 I need to borrow your bike. 856 00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:51,127 Sure. 857 00:46:51,210 --> 00:46:52,387 Really? 858 00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:54,757 If he buy us some White Claws then, it's yours. 859 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,067 White claws? What are you rushing a sorority? 860 00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:59,317 He has a gluten allergy. 861 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,107 Okay, I don't have any money and I'm kind of short on time, so. 862 00:47:02,190 --> 00:47:03,223 Then no bike. 863 00:47:05,173 --> 00:47:06,980 I'll show you my tits. 864 00:47:09,150 --> 00:47:10,183 Fine. 865 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,988 So no White Claws then? 866 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:25,320 Move over, you fucking homeschooler. 867 00:47:28,408 --> 00:47:30,247 Later assholes! 868 00:47:34,077 --> 00:47:36,307 You can confirm it's them. 869 00:47:36,390 --> 00:47:39,203 No, tail them if they leave, but do not engage. 870 00:47:39,830 --> 00:47:41,658 I want a team posted outside that garage 871 00:47:41,742 --> 00:47:43,095 with heavy artillery. 872 00:47:43,179 --> 00:47:44,212 Tell them to... 873 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:54,513 Where are Dave and the Sheriff? 874 00:47:54,597 --> 00:47:55,619 Well, they said, 875 00:47:55,703 --> 00:47:57,630 that you said they could take the car. 876 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,247 They said that, 877 00:48:00,330 --> 00:48:01,643 I said, 878 00:48:03,479 --> 00:48:05,741 and you let them take the car? 879 00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:10,297 Yeah, you're a fun cop. I like you. 880 00:48:10,579 --> 00:48:11,622 Thrilling. 881 00:48:11,786 --> 00:48:13,749 Maybe you can tell me what my daughter is supposed 882 00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:15,577 to be doing with this - 883 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:16,609 egg thing. 884 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,356 Well, that egg thing is my niece 885 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,727 and your daughter is 886 00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:23,663 the only thing keeping her safe. 887 00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:28,350 I hate to burst your bubble, but... 888 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:32,303 my daughter can't even keep a plant alive. 889 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,377 What? 890 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:39,547 Nothing. 891 00:48:39,630 --> 00:48:40,878 No, you... 892 00:48:40,961 --> 00:48:42,847 You did a What's the? 893 00:48:42,930 --> 00:48:44,993 It is not my place. 894 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:49,667 You have got to be kidding me. 895 00:48:50,033 --> 00:48:50,986 What? 896 00:48:51,175 --> 00:48:53,407 Yeah, I am a single mom, all right, yeah. 897 00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:55,417 Okay, but I make it work. 898 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,313 I do not need parenting advice from... 899 00:48:59,310 --> 00:49:01,057 I don't even know what the hell you are. 900 00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:03,307 No, no, no. I... 901 00:49:03,390 --> 00:49:05,093 I think you're a great mom. 902 00:49:07,536 --> 00:49:08,448 Right? 903 00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:09,806 Fuck yeah. 904 00:49:09,890 --> 00:49:12,457 I mean, Violet's the shit! 905 00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:14,543 She's out there risking her life, 906 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:19,207 you know, totally non-life threatening way 907 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,723 for my niece. 908 00:49:21,930 --> 00:49:24,830 That's not hard to understand where she got that from. 909 00:49:28,830 --> 00:49:29,863 Thank you. 910 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,700 What did you mean by that Grandma comment? 911 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:41,560 It's so hot on this car right now. 912 00:50:00,307 --> 00:50:02,155 Forget everything you think you know 913 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,607 about Journey of Sorcerers, 914 00:50:03,691 --> 00:50:06,007 you piss drinking product of incest. 915 00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:07,117 Everything? 916 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,603 Everything. 917 00:50:10,696 --> 00:50:11,982 Name? 918 00:50:12,066 --> 00:50:13,153 Owen. 919 00:50:13,830 --> 00:50:16,163 Your character name nuts-skin. 920 00:50:18,690 --> 00:50:22,493 Athos, ranger from the forest of ruin. 921 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:28,493 Our tail begins on the outskirts of the forest of ruin. 922 00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:32,273 The sun has set to the night of a crescent moon. 923 00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:36,726 The air is crisp with the promise of fall. 924 00:50:36,810 --> 00:50:39,858 The night hums with the peaceful sounds of crickets 925 00:50:39,942 --> 00:50:41,862 and other nocturnal insects 926 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,918 with the occasional howl of a wolf in the distance. 927 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:50,213 The gear of a ranger is scattered across the campsite. 928 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,643 Athos. 929 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:57,877 Coal smolder beneath a cauldron, 930 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,710 cooking what little rabbit you have left in a stew. 931 00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:03,637 Your stomach growls. 932 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:06,397 You haven't seen a woodland creature in days 933 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,257 and your hunger has blinded you 934 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:09,997 to the growing evil brewing 935 00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,760 in the forest you've sworn to protect. 936 00:51:16,346 --> 00:51:18,481 You gaze across the tree line. 937 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:20,647 Your instincts tell you to keep your guard up, 938 00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:23,123 but your stomach has other plans. 939 00:51:24,930 --> 00:51:26,213 Someone approaches. 940 00:51:27,481 --> 00:51:28,417 Kimmy? 941 00:51:28,501 --> 00:51:30,888 If you would care to describe your character, please. 942 00:51:33,030 --> 00:51:34,063 I'm Puck 943 00:51:36,443 --> 00:51:37,436 Puck? 944 00:51:37,996 --> 00:51:41,199 Yeah and I'm small, but I'm tough. 945 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,557 Very well, Violet. 946 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,788 Care to describe your character? 947 00:51:47,490 --> 00:51:51,277 My name is Jadora, a half elf-barbarian. 948 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,939 Which half? 949 00:52:00,935 --> 00:52:02,928 Asswipe! 950 00:52:03,012 --> 00:52:05,545 We're looking for a ranger. Have you seen one? 951 00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:09,452 He is a ranger, remember? 952 00:52:09,536 --> 00:52:10,879 His name is Athos. 953 00:52:11,370 --> 00:52:12,937 Yeah, but we don't know that yet. 954 00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:14,813 We have to follow the campaign. 955 00:52:14,896 --> 00:52:16,447 Oh right. 956 00:52:16,851 --> 00:52:18,554 Who are you? 957 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,626 I'm a ranger. 958 00:52:22,770 --> 00:52:24,263 My name is Athos. 959 00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:27,013 Prove it. 960 00:52:28,230 --> 00:52:30,353 Could you at least untie me first? 961 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,600 I don't trust him. 962 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:40,423 I trust him. 963 00:52:41,296 --> 00:52:42,647 He seems - 964 00:52:42,810 --> 00:52:43,843 nice. 965 00:52:45,057 --> 00:52:46,987 And I thought you guys were pressed on time. 966 00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:50,137 This campaign ain't exactly panty dropping yet. 967 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:51,337 Good point. 968 00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:55,072 Violet, roll a strength check with disadvantage. 969 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:57,937 18. 970 00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,257 Perfect. 971 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,577 You see the veins start 972 00:53:00,660 --> 00:53:03,697 to bulge on your Jadora's neck as she tears the rope 973 00:53:03,780 --> 00:53:06,623 that binds you clean in two. 974 00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,727 Thanks for that. 975 00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:14,737 Don't get all mushy on me Athos, 976 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:17,032 if you're actually the one we're looking for. 977 00:53:17,115 --> 00:53:18,277 Well, for the record, 978 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,213 I would've just offered you aid. 979 00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,470 I'm a ranger, it's 980 00:53:23,190 --> 00:53:25,267 literally what I've sworn to do. 981 00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:26,857 Goblin piss. 982 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:29,107 See, I told you he was a good guy. 983 00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:30,727 I'm puck. I'm full of luck 984 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:32,910 and grumpy gills over here, is Jadora. 985 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,827 How'd you find me anyways? 986 00:53:35,910 --> 00:53:37,747 They had a guide. 987 00:53:37,830 --> 00:53:39,756 From the forest emerges, 988 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:43,957 a squatty gnome with a pointy hat, a beard, 989 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,493 and he's holding an obnoxiously large map. 990 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:49,223 My name is Saterri. 991 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,637 Don't let the hat fool you. 992 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:55,143 I'm good with maps and I get around. 993 00:53:56,430 --> 00:53:57,517 Gross. 994 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,197 Let's hurry this up. 995 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,377 What's the job? 996 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:01,777 We're on a quest 997 00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:04,433 unlike any you've ever embarked on before. 998 00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:05,589 It's very dangerous 999 00:54:05,673 --> 00:54:09,282 and we're in need of a ranger who knows his way around. 1000 00:54:09,365 --> 00:54:11,276 I thought you were good with maps? 1001 00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,327 I'm a gnome, not a psychic. 1002 00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:15,060 Okay, let's get on with it. 1003 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,607 I've been tracking a group of rogue sorcerers, 1004 00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:21,847 set on opening a portal to another dimension. 1005 00:54:21,930 --> 00:54:23,377 I'm in need of a group of fighters 1006 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:25,207 who are quick on their feet 1007 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:28,673 and can help me infiltrate the location of that portal. 1008 00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:30,907 What's it for me? 1009 00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:34,687 Other than stopping cosmic chaos 1010 00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:36,863 and the world's possible destruction? 1011 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:42,307 Reputation, and a fair amount of coin. 1012 00:54:42,390 --> 00:54:43,943 500 platinum. 1013 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:45,797 Deal. 1014 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,953 Let's get a move on then. 1015 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,487 What say you Athos? 1016 00:54:54,570 --> 00:54:56,243 Fancy saving the world? 1017 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:00,607 I suppose. 1018 00:55:00,690 --> 00:55:03,518 Can I see the map? - What now? 1019 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:06,877 Sure. 1020 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,993 Roll. 1021 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:15,607 And an arrow flies 1022 00:55:15,690 --> 00:55:19,419 through the trees killing Saterri immediately. 1023 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,563 Wow, we're off to a great start. 1024 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,620 Alright, would you like a bag for that? 1025 00:55:46,773 --> 00:55:47,909 No, no. 1026 00:55:48,833 --> 00:55:50,443 Hey, hey, wait. 1027 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,473 Do you drink coffee? 1028 00:55:55,022 --> 00:55:55,926 No. 1029 00:55:56,010 --> 00:55:57,284 Okay, well if you did, 1030 00:55:57,368 --> 00:55:59,860 would you buy a cup of coffee here? 1031 00:55:59,944 --> 00:56:00,874 Here? 1032 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,247 Yeah, well, I mean, not here, 1033 00:56:02,331 --> 00:56:04,026 but if we had another part of the store 1034 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,508 that was like part coffee shop, 1035 00:56:05,592 --> 00:56:07,440 you could come in and study, 1036 00:56:07,524 --> 00:56:09,547 you know, read a comic, hang out with your friends. 1037 00:56:09,630 --> 00:56:10,541 Would you? 1038 00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:14,612 So like a hangout spot for nerds? 1039 00:56:15,507 --> 00:56:18,396 Exactly. So you get what I'm saying, man? 1040 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:19,883 I don't like coffee. 1041 00:56:21,259 --> 00:56:22,326 Get out. 1042 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:24,415 What? 1043 00:56:24,601 --> 00:56:25,708 Leave - 1044 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,024 now. 1045 00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:33,667 August. 1046 00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:34,783 What? 1047 00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:36,967 Yes, Jerry, 1048 00:56:37,050 --> 00:56:38,083 I'm sorry. 1049 00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:41,063 I just got off the phone with my wife. 1050 00:56:41,910 --> 00:56:43,417 Is everything okay? 1051 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,037 It's more than okay. 1052 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,227 I'm getting a divorce. 1053 00:56:47,310 --> 00:56:49,357 I'm moving to Japan 1054 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:52,207 to live out my retirement as a bachelor. 1055 00:56:52,290 --> 00:56:53,453 Retirement? 1056 00:56:54,530 --> 00:56:55,717 Sir, I'm, I'm happy for you. 1057 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,057 But what does that mean for the store? 1058 00:56:58,140 --> 00:56:59,423 I'm done with it. 1059 00:57:00,006 --> 00:57:00,930 Done with it? 1060 00:57:01,013 --> 00:57:02,663 Like, like done, done. 1061 00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,048 Foxstar, I know you don't give a shit, 1062 00:57:05,132 --> 00:57:07,553 but this job actually means a lot to Violet an I isn't, 1063 00:57:07,637 --> 00:57:10,129 isn't there a way you could keep it open while you're abroad? 1064 00:57:10,213 --> 00:57:11,736 I ain't doing shit. 1065 00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:15,438 The last thing I want is for my soon to be ex-wife 1066 00:57:15,522 --> 00:57:17,795 to get this place in a divorce. 1067 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,837 Which is why I'm giving it to you 1068 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:25,583 and that redheaded girl I like. 1069 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:30,037 I'm sorry, what? 1070 00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,039 Go make your coffee. 1071 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,971 The phrase you're looking for is domo arigato. 1072 00:57:59,174 --> 00:58:00,610 August! 1073 00:58:00,693 --> 00:58:02,107 Hey. Yeah. 1074 00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:03,637 Violet needs you. 1075 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,753 Like right now. 1076 00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:07,453 Me? 1077 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,450 We're you just dancing? 1078 00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:26,737 Bit dramatic. 1079 00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:28,010 What are they saying? 1080 00:58:28,093 --> 00:58:30,037 I don't speak celestial. 1081 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,366 I do. 1082 00:58:31,501 --> 00:58:32,402 You do? 1083 00:58:32,486 --> 00:58:34,820 But if you had bothered to ask me about my backstory? 1084 00:58:34,904 --> 00:58:37,002 When would I have had time to read your back story? 1085 00:58:37,086 --> 00:58:39,217 What are you, what are you doing? 1086 00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,241 What do you mean? 1087 00:58:40,325 --> 00:58:42,396 What accent are you doing? 1088 00:58:42,518 --> 00:58:44,366 It's hard okay. I'm a mechanic. 1089 00:58:44,450 --> 00:58:46,046 I'm not Daniel Day Louie. 1090 00:58:46,130 --> 00:58:47,173 Who's Daniel? 1091 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:51,427 Lightning strikes the archway behind the sorcerer. 1092 00:58:51,510 --> 00:58:54,188 A dark void begins to form in the center. 1093 00:59:02,652 --> 00:59:03,589 Do we attack? 1094 00:59:03,673 --> 00:59:04,992 Are you crazy? We'll die. 1095 00:59:05,076 --> 00:59:06,079 We have to do something. 1096 00:59:06,163 --> 00:59:07,853 You have seconds before it opens. 1097 00:59:07,937 --> 00:59:09,109 What's the plan, guys? 1098 00:59:09,193 --> 00:59:10,957 I'm a good shot, but I'm not that lucky. 1099 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,307 Well, we have to do something. 1100 00:59:12,390 --> 00:59:13,357 I just said that. 1101 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,187 Five seconds. - I have two axes. 1102 00:59:15,270 --> 00:59:17,186 That's two chances of hitting this warlock. 1103 00:59:17,270 --> 00:59:18,457 Please, as if you get hit 1104 00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:19,717 from this distance. 1105 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,797 Stop arguing. 1106 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:21,817 We'll do this together. 1107 00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,977 You decide your course of action, 1108 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,417 but too late. 1109 00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:27,097 The sigils on the ground are glowing 1110 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,943 a bright orange, 1111 00:59:30,060 --> 00:59:31,357 but something's wrong. 1112 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,127 We're fucked. 1113 00:59:33,210 --> 00:59:35,059 I throw my axes at the sorcerer. 1114 00:59:39,090 --> 00:59:42,967 If I die doing a stupid one shot, I swear to God. 1115 00:59:43,050 --> 00:59:45,757 Your first ax embeds itself into the stone 1116 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:47,167 behind the sorcerer. 1117 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,807 Your second ax is thrown into the void, 1118 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:52,237 disappearing into the abyss. 1119 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,887 What the hell, man? 1120 00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:55,747 At least I tried something. 1121 00:59:55,830 --> 00:59:57,907 The sorcerer is sucked into the portal. 1122 00:59:57,990 --> 01:00:00,157 Disappearing into the void, 1123 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,197 then the disciples, 1124 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,055 and then... - No. 1125 01:00:04,139 --> 01:00:06,326 Athos is the first to be pulled. 1126 01:00:06,410 --> 01:00:07,752 Jadora lets out her hand, 1127 01:00:07,836 --> 01:00:10,265 but only manages to grab hold of his wrist. 1128 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:14,017 I used the last charge on my ring of telekinesis. 1129 01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:15,457 Two seconds, Kimmy. 1130 01:00:15,540 --> 01:00:16,890 I grabbed Jadora and Athos 1131 01:00:16,974 --> 01:00:18,795 and pulled him clear out of the portal. 1132 01:00:23,100 --> 01:00:24,133 It's too late. 1133 01:00:25,550 --> 01:00:27,050 What happens next? 1134 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:39,040 I brought you a coffee. 1135 01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,263 Finnegan, where is the car? 1136 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,217 The car's right here, Sheriff. 1137 01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:47,363 No, that's my car. 1138 01:00:48,450 --> 01:00:50,197 Yeah, I brought, just like you asked me to. 1139 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,927 No, when I say bring the car, 1140 01:00:53,010 --> 01:00:55,013 I mean the squad car. 1141 01:00:59,130 --> 01:01:00,163 Damn it. 1142 01:01:11,987 --> 01:01:13,657 Jesus, Finnegan. 1143 01:01:13,740 --> 01:01:15,967 I need you to stay calm. 1144 01:01:16,050 --> 01:01:18,829 That is Dave and he's our friend. 1145 01:01:18,912 --> 01:01:21,010 Dave? 1146 01:01:22,470 --> 01:01:23,503 Hey. 1147 01:01:24,690 --> 01:01:25,685 Hi. 1148 01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,643 Did you call local PD? 1149 01:01:31,170 --> 01:01:32,228 Finnegan? 1150 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:34,747 Did you call local PD? 1151 01:01:34,830 --> 01:01:35,857 Yeah. 1152 01:01:35,940 --> 01:01:38,413 Man, I want some Funions so bad. 1153 01:01:39,653 --> 01:01:41,468 Finnegan! I need you to focus! 1154 01:01:41,552 --> 01:01:43,290 What did they say? Who did you speak to? 1155 01:01:43,374 --> 01:01:44,277 I'm sorry. 1156 01:01:44,361 --> 01:01:45,577 I spoke to everybody. 1157 01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:48,757 Local law enforcement from Harrisburg to Burnsville. 1158 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,517 And if anyone sees a minivan, they'll call. 1159 01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,814 Okay. All right. Look. 1160 01:01:52,898 --> 01:01:54,157 Save questions for the road. 1161 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:56,102 We gotta get this guy outta sight 1162 01:01:56,186 --> 01:01:58,233 and we need to find my daughter. Do you understand? 1163 01:01:58,379 --> 01:01:59,971 Yes, Sheriff. - Okay. 1164 01:02:00,181 --> 01:02:01,395 One question. 1165 01:02:03,871 --> 01:02:04,853 What? 1166 01:02:05,610 --> 01:02:07,177 Is he gonna fit in the car? 1167 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:09,563 Hey man, I fit inside your mom. 1168 01:02:10,350 --> 01:02:13,050 I'm sorry. That was, that was insensitive of me. 1169 01:02:13,757 --> 01:02:14,756 I don't sweat it. 1170 01:02:14,839 --> 01:02:16,540 I'm not coming with you anyway. 1171 01:02:17,490 --> 01:02:19,903 What, what do you mean you're not coming with? 1172 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,485 It's time for me to cash in a favor. 1173 01:02:24,233 --> 01:02:25,811 That makes zero sense. 1174 01:02:25,895 --> 01:02:27,397 August, we don't have time for this. 1175 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,680 Unlock the car and let's go. 1176 01:02:29,764 --> 01:02:31,522 No, I've seen the movie sleepover. 1177 01:02:31,606 --> 01:02:32,844 I've been through this before. 1178 01:02:32,928 --> 01:02:34,570 You guys are gonna get me to make a fool 1179 01:02:34,654 --> 01:02:35,606 of myself on camera. 1180 01:02:35,690 --> 01:02:36,873 And you guys are gonna laugh. 1181 01:02:36,983 --> 01:02:38,548 I'm not falling for your shenanigans. 1182 01:02:38,632 --> 01:02:40,481 Someone hurt you and I respect that. 1183 01:02:40,565 --> 01:02:42,027 But I'm telling you the truth. 1184 01:02:42,111 --> 01:02:43,956 We have to go now. 1185 01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,862 So you are telling me that an evil alien race is trying 1186 01:02:46,946 --> 01:02:49,424 to destroy the last female egg of another alien race. 1187 01:02:49,508 --> 01:02:51,416 And right now Violet has that egg. 1188 01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,701 Yes. 1189 01:02:52,785 --> 01:02:54,907 And the government already arrested you guys once, 1190 01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:56,805 but the nice alien helped you escape. 1191 01:02:56,889 --> 01:02:59,022 When you say it like that, it sounds fucking stupid. 1192 01:02:59,106 --> 01:03:00,817 But that's what happened. Yes. 1193 01:03:00,900 --> 01:03:03,007 Well, where is this nice alien? 1194 01:03:03,090 --> 01:03:05,415 He stayed behind to buy me some time. 1195 01:03:05,499 --> 01:03:07,597 And he sent you to get me. 1196 01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:09,457 No, but I mean, considering the situation, 1197 01:03:09,540 --> 01:03:11,987 I thought you should probably be involved. 1198 01:03:12,361 --> 01:03:14,387 Makes no sense, but okay. 1199 01:03:14,504 --> 01:03:16,179 So how come the evil aliens are running 1200 01:03:16,263 --> 01:03:18,456 around town wasting their time looking for the egg? 1201 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,506 I mean, why don't they just blow the whole town 1202 01:03:20,590 --> 01:03:21,499 up from the sky? 1203 01:03:21,583 --> 01:03:24,237 Or better yet, beam the egg thing up to their mothers hip. 1204 01:03:26,237 --> 01:03:27,157 I don't have time 1205 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:30,246 to argue fucking hypothetical situations right now. 1206 01:03:30,330 --> 01:03:31,426 Violet is in danger. 1207 01:03:31,510 --> 01:03:33,693 Your girlfriend needs your help now. 1208 01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:36,421 Girlfriend? 1209 01:03:40,770 --> 01:03:42,517 You can't help but smile 1210 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:46,447 as you watch your two unlikely friends Jadora 1211 01:03:46,530 --> 01:03:50,827 and Puck disappear through the closing portal. 1212 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,407 And although the world may not know it, 1213 01:03:53,490 --> 01:03:55,087 you'll always remember, 1214 01:03:55,170 --> 01:03:57,263 how you saved not one world, 1215 01:03:58,710 --> 01:03:59,743 but two. 1216 01:04:00,990 --> 01:04:03,390 And that's what you call a fucking campaign. 1217 01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:12,787 Hey man, 1218 01:04:12,870 --> 01:04:14,167 you okay? 1219 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:16,170 That was the best campaign 1220 01:04:17,190 --> 01:04:20,656 I've ever experienced in my fucking life. 1221 01:04:23,570 --> 01:04:24,603 I'm sorry. 1222 01:04:39,470 --> 01:04:41,197 That's you all done? 1223 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,609 Great. We're square? 1224 01:04:42,693 --> 01:04:44,677 We're more than square. 1225 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:47,857 Look, if you guys are ever in the area, you should stop by. 1226 01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:49,403 Will do. Thanks Owen. 1227 01:04:50,967 --> 01:04:51,957 And hey. 1228 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,037 I, I know we just met in all. 1229 01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,867 I don't wanna, I don't wanna come across 1230 01:04:55,950 --> 01:04:57,450 too eager or anything. - God. 1231 01:04:57,533 --> 01:05:00,457 I was just thinking that maybe we could make 1232 01:05:00,540 --> 01:05:04,807 this a regular thing, like an ongoing campaign. 1233 01:05:04,890 --> 01:05:06,007 Look Owen, my guy. 1234 01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:07,177 Yeah. 1235 01:05:07,260 --> 01:05:08,363 I have a clan. 1236 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,343 Clan, I'm devoted to. 1237 01:05:11,850 --> 01:05:13,527 A clan that wouldn't like it 1238 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:16,327 if I was one shotting with a well, 1239 01:05:16,410 --> 01:05:20,137 let's be honest, incredibly talented, 1240 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,463 class seven ranger from the next town. 1241 01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:28,193 It'd almost be like I was doing something, naughty. 1242 01:05:32,645 --> 01:05:34,357 So, so that's? 1243 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,407 I'll see you around Athos. 1244 01:05:48,180 --> 01:05:49,957 Gertie, that was fucking amazing. 1245 01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:51,393 When did you write that campaign? 1246 01:05:51,476 --> 01:05:54,360 I didn't. 1247 01:05:54,443 --> 01:05:55,657 What? 1248 01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:57,276 I made it up on the spot. 1249 01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,326 What? 1250 01:05:58,410 --> 01:05:59,617 What do you mean? 1251 01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,640 Improv baby? 1252 01:06:04,050 --> 01:06:05,898 You bet the van on it, Gertie. 1253 01:06:05,982 --> 01:06:07,015 Improv! 1254 01:06:08,190 --> 01:06:10,945 What if you lost? - Did we? No. 1255 01:06:11,029 --> 01:06:12,722 I knew from the second Owen saw us 1256 01:06:12,805 --> 01:06:13,897 that he'd fix our ride. 1257 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:15,367 Are you clairvoyant? 1258 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:16,567 No, Kimmy. 1259 01:06:16,650 --> 01:06:17,917 All men are the same. 1260 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,163 Easy to read. 1261 01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:21,217 Not August. 1262 01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:22,657 No, him too. 1263 01:06:22,740 --> 01:06:25,447 He wants you like Luke wants Leia. 1264 01:06:25,530 --> 01:06:26,563 Gross. 1265 01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,740 I don't know. He's not like other guys. 1266 01:06:28,824 --> 01:06:30,838 I know that sounds stupid and cliche, 1267 01:06:30,922 --> 01:06:31,985 but it's true. 1268 01:06:32,069 --> 01:06:34,147 Yeah. He's a million times dorkier, 1269 01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:35,757 which you love for some reason. 1270 01:06:35,841 --> 01:06:38,362 And the fact you two aren't bumping butts really gets 1271 01:06:38,446 --> 01:06:39,984 on my tits, man. 1272 01:06:40,650 --> 01:06:42,397 You know how to get there? 1273 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,123 Sit back and relax, V. 1274 01:06:44,207 --> 01:06:46,185 Smooth sailing now. 1275 01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:47,870 Who are you people? 1276 01:07:49,103 --> 01:07:50,392 Where's the egg? 1277 01:07:50,665 --> 01:07:51,577 The what? 1278 01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:53,137 The humans transporting the egg. 1279 01:07:53,220 --> 01:07:55,403 Tell us where they are or perish. 1280 01:07:56,430 --> 01:07:59,149 They just left. I don't know where they were going. 1281 01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:11,243 Tell us now or suffer. 1282 01:08:19,953 --> 01:08:23,306 I don't know anything about any egg dick mouth. 1283 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,071 Dilcon. 1284 01:08:45,499 --> 01:08:46,504 No, no, no. 1285 01:08:46,587 --> 01:08:47,538 No. Wait. 1286 01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:49,535 Wait, we can talk about this. 1287 01:08:49,618 --> 01:08:50,887 Please! 1288 01:08:58,671 --> 01:09:00,979 Yeah, this will do. 1289 01:09:05,012 --> 01:09:07,820 Let's see what we got here. 1290 01:09:07,903 --> 01:09:09,161 No, thank you. 1291 01:09:11,775 --> 01:09:13,349 What are you? 1292 01:09:17,845 --> 01:09:19,737 Okay. We're good. Go, go, go. 1293 01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:23,941 No. 1294 01:09:26,687 --> 01:09:28,153 Don't mind if I do. 1295 01:09:51,169 --> 01:09:52,853 Nuggets! 1296 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,201 Damn it! 1297 01:10:22,921 --> 01:10:23,822 Get it. 1298 01:10:23,905 --> 01:10:25,549 Stop it, no. 1299 01:10:25,632 --> 01:10:26,686 God. 1300 01:10:26,769 --> 01:10:28,225 Would you just stop. Stop it. 1301 01:10:28,308 --> 01:10:29,341 Tape. 1302 01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:34,418 Okay deep breath. 1303 01:10:35,163 --> 01:10:36,520 Yes. 1304 01:10:36,603 --> 01:10:38,319 You got it. 1305 01:10:41,767 --> 01:10:42,917 Yes. 1306 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,338 Who's the Sherba? I'm the Sherba. 1307 01:10:45,421 --> 01:10:47,096 Dave's the Sherba. 1308 01:10:49,988 --> 01:10:51,594 Maybe it's just not meant to be. 1309 01:10:52,884 --> 01:10:54,232 You bumming me out, bro. 1310 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:56,016 What do you want me to say? 1311 01:10:56,099 --> 01:10:58,024 I thought you were my wingman? 1312 01:10:58,995 --> 01:11:00,734 The coat to my jacket. 1313 01:11:00,817 --> 01:11:03,295 The thunder to my lightening. 1314 01:11:09,706 --> 01:11:11,406 Here goes nothing. 1315 01:11:26,923 --> 01:11:28,477 So did she say she was my girlfriend 1316 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,558 or mention anything about it? 1317 01:11:31,057 --> 01:11:33,383 You guys hooked up, didn't you? 1318 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:36,383 She, she told you guys that? 1319 01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:38,557 The store, - 1320 01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,673 cool. 1321 01:11:40,860 --> 01:11:42,607 Maybe I... 1322 01:11:42,690 --> 01:11:43,723 I don't know. 1323 01:11:45,810 --> 01:11:49,297 Isn't that your guys' like whole dream plan thing? 1324 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,887 That was when things were simple 1325 01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:54,547 and we had that cool unspoken feelings kind of thing. 1326 01:11:54,630 --> 01:11:56,993 But I mean, now it's real. 1327 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,467 But that's good. 1328 01:11:59,550 --> 01:12:00,743 Right? 1329 01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:04,627 Well, being business partners complicates things. 1330 01:12:04,711 --> 01:12:05,737 Why? 1331 01:12:05,820 --> 01:12:07,618 You guys love each other. 1332 01:12:07,701 --> 01:12:09,277 She, she said that? 1333 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,220 Like, like she said, love? 1334 01:12:11,303 --> 01:12:13,387 What are you? Five? 1335 01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:15,337 She laughs at all your jokes. 1336 01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:16,477 All of them. 1337 01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:17,527 You're like, 1338 01:12:17,610 --> 01:12:19,317 moderately funny. 1339 01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:21,793 Cool. Okay, 1340 01:12:22,890 --> 01:12:24,173 so you don't think 1341 01:12:24,264 --> 01:12:27,056 the store is gonna ruin anything, right? 1342 01:12:28,217 --> 01:12:29,384 No. 1343 01:12:29,468 --> 01:12:31,367 How do you know where they're going, anyway? 1344 01:12:31,451 --> 01:12:32,949 My parents installed a tracker 1345 01:12:33,033 --> 01:12:34,957 on my car 'cause they're crazy. 1346 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,487 I'm... 1347 01:12:36,570 --> 01:12:37,777 I'm sorry. 1348 01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:38,910 Don't sweat it. 1349 01:12:52,766 --> 01:12:55,216 What the hell am I doing? 1350 01:13:02,487 --> 01:13:04,437 All right guys, you're ready to go? 1351 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,597 Guys? 1352 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,547 I'm sorry, Violet. 1353 01:13:09,630 --> 01:13:10,738 August? 1354 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:14,134 This isn't what I signed up for. 1355 01:13:15,045 --> 01:13:16,067 No! 1356 01:13:19,497 --> 01:13:20,638 August? 1357 01:13:33,460 --> 01:13:35,203 What? What? - Pull over now. 1358 01:13:35,287 --> 01:13:36,232 Here? 1359 01:13:36,316 --> 01:13:37,979 Pull over. 1360 01:13:53,274 --> 01:13:54,787 I feel so much better. 1361 01:13:54,870 --> 01:13:56,977 What the fuck is wrong with you. What's going on? 1362 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,267 Are you dying? 1363 01:13:58,350 --> 01:13:59,531 I don't know. 1364 01:13:59,615 --> 01:14:00,637 Dude, talk to me. 1365 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,836 What's going on, man? 1366 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,228 You're freaking me out. 1367 01:14:07,523 --> 01:14:08,556 No. 1368 01:14:10,866 --> 01:14:12,662 I'm fucking scared, Gertie. 1369 01:14:13,419 --> 01:14:15,169 No, no, no babes. 1370 01:14:17,425 --> 01:14:19,159 Holy shit, V! 1371 01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:20,422 I know. 1372 01:14:23,369 --> 01:14:24,679 It's not funny. 1373 01:14:24,763 --> 01:14:27,096 Will someone please just tell me what's going on? 1374 01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,537 She's pregnant, Ding Bat. 1375 01:14:28,620 --> 01:14:29,857 With what? 1376 01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:30,877 A baby. 1377 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,417 A baby? 1378 01:14:33,863 --> 01:14:35,963 Wait. You had sex with August? 1379 01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,497 Does he know? 1380 01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,836 I mean, he was there. 1381 01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,322 No, does he know he's the father? 1382 01:14:41,406 --> 01:14:42,674 Wait, he is the father, right? 1383 01:14:42,758 --> 01:14:44,096 Tell me he's not the father. 1384 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,573 Look, you two are the only ones who know. 1385 01:14:47,952 --> 01:14:49,346 Oh my God. 1386 01:14:49,650 --> 01:14:51,517 Dude, this is the best night ever. 1387 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:52,763 Well, not for you. 1388 01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:55,933 Does this mean I'm gonna be an auntie? 1389 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,237 In spirit, yeah. 1390 01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:00,427 So like, so what do we, what do, what do we do man? 1391 01:15:00,511 --> 01:15:02,675 What do we, we take you to the hospital or like... 1392 01:15:02,759 --> 01:15:04,536 I'm not having the baby right now, Gertie. 1393 01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:05,752 Yeah. So then like what, 1394 01:15:05,836 --> 01:15:07,241 what are we, what are we gonna do? 1395 01:15:07,325 --> 01:15:09,560 Help me man. I'm freaking out. 1396 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,355 Guys, right now, 1397 01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:13,917 we just need to get Jonathan to safety. 1398 01:15:14,001 --> 01:15:15,867 Okay. - Okay. 1399 01:15:18,660 --> 01:15:21,306 Well you know what this makes you now V? 1400 01:15:21,390 --> 01:15:22,593 You're a MILF. 1401 01:15:23,268 --> 01:15:24,676 Dude, shut the fuck up. 1402 01:15:29,730 --> 01:15:30,983 Sheriff. I'm sorry. 1403 01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:36,163 Finnegan for the last time, it's fine. 1404 01:15:36,247 --> 01:15:38,697 I know, I just should have checked the gas. 1405 01:15:42,420 --> 01:15:43,477 Sheriff? 1406 01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,827 What? 1407 01:15:44,910 --> 01:15:46,807 Can I ask you a question? 1408 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,053 Depends. 1409 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:52,680 Are you doing all right? 1410 01:15:54,090 --> 01:15:55,807 Don't I look all right? 1411 01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:57,296 Well, yeah. 1412 01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:01,243 No. 1413 01:16:04,650 --> 01:16:07,100 Violet's got herself mixed up in something. 1414 01:16:07,946 --> 01:16:08,947 I'm just scared. 1415 01:16:09,030 --> 01:16:10,493 That's all. 1416 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:13,483 I didn't know you got scared. 1417 01:16:13,566 --> 01:16:14,599 I don't. 1418 01:16:16,907 --> 01:16:19,460 I just don't what's got her in such a rush. 1419 01:16:19,544 --> 01:16:20,456 I mean, one second, 1420 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,608 she can't even tie her own shoes? 1421 01:16:22,692 --> 01:16:25,192 Next minute, she doesn't need me for anything. 1422 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,783 I mean, she's always gonna need you, Sheriff. 1423 01:16:29,579 --> 01:16:30,480 I mean, heck, 1424 01:16:30,563 --> 01:16:32,485 I feel like I need you most of the time. 1425 01:16:35,937 --> 01:16:36,883 That is it. 1426 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:37,920 What? 1427 01:16:38,003 --> 01:16:39,833 That is the problem right there. 1428 01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:44,408 I make myself available for everybody else. 1429 01:16:44,492 --> 01:16:46,372 And then when she's at home, 1430 01:16:46,830 --> 01:16:47,863 I'm at work. 1431 01:16:52,770 --> 01:16:54,067 Sheriff? 1432 01:16:54,330 --> 01:16:55,813 What? 1433 01:16:55,980 --> 01:16:57,866 Do you need a hug? 1434 01:16:59,550 --> 01:17:01,672 No, I don't need a hug. 1435 01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:03,252 All right. 1436 01:17:03,483 --> 01:17:05,377 Finnegan, God all mighty. 1437 01:17:05,460 --> 01:17:07,417 Sorry, it just looked like you needed a hug. 1438 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,533 What? 1439 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:12,233 I needed a hug. 1440 01:17:20,933 --> 01:17:22,326 What are we looking for here, V? 1441 01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:24,265 Dave said machinery confuses the tracking. 1442 01:17:24,349 --> 01:17:27,012 So we gotta turn some shit on and keep the egg close. 1443 01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:30,259 Something like that? 1444 01:17:40,770 --> 01:17:41,843 Hey Violet! 1445 01:17:42,301 --> 01:17:44,019 You know how to power this shit on? 1446 01:17:44,103 --> 01:17:45,586 Mine needs a key! 1447 01:17:46,050 --> 01:17:47,825 This door's locked! 1448 01:17:53,980 --> 01:17:54,971 I don't know. 1449 01:17:55,055 --> 01:17:56,575 Did you try that one? - Yeah. 1450 01:18:00,210 --> 01:18:01,210 Cover your ears! 1451 01:18:05,223 --> 01:18:06,742 Fuck! 1452 01:18:06,825 --> 01:18:08,054 Okay. Okay. 1453 01:18:08,137 --> 01:18:09,725 Freeze! 1454 01:18:09,809 --> 01:18:11,524 Keep your hands where I can see them! 1455 01:18:11,608 --> 01:18:12,561 They're up. 1456 01:18:12,645 --> 01:18:13,596 Don't move! 1457 01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:14,599 Hands up! Freeze! 1458 01:18:14,683 --> 01:18:15,716 FBI! 1459 01:18:20,093 --> 01:18:22,057 We have the target in sight. 1460 01:18:22,140 --> 01:18:23,197 Detain them 1461 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:24,803 and secure the assets. 1462 01:18:26,820 --> 01:18:29,647 Sir, I think we might have a problem. 1463 01:18:29,730 --> 01:18:31,494 What problem? 1464 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:35,840 What problem? 1465 01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:40,297 Hello? 1466 01:18:40,380 --> 01:18:41,413 Come in. 1467 01:18:42,918 --> 01:18:44,327 Lower your weapon! 1468 01:18:49,045 --> 01:18:50,550 Hey! 1469 01:18:50,633 --> 01:18:52,915 Give it to me you fuck head! 1470 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,437 Hello? Run Violet. 1471 01:19:02,153 --> 01:19:03,097 Shit. 1472 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:06,243 Don't fuck with my friend! 1473 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:14,655 What have you done with the egg? 1474 01:19:24,450 --> 01:19:25,943 Mom? 1475 01:19:30,268 --> 01:19:31,931 Are you okay? Are you hurt? 1476 01:19:32,015 --> 01:19:33,706 What are you doing here? 1477 01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:37,357 The big blue guy told me everything. 1478 01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:38,873 Dave, where is he? 1479 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:40,873 Sheriff. 1480 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:52,708 Drop your weapons! 1481 01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:54,397 No, no, no. - Don't shoot, don't shoot. 1482 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,030 They're under mind control. 1483 01:19:56,970 --> 01:19:58,988 Mom, Kimmy and Gertie are still over there. 1484 01:19:59,072 --> 01:20:00,707 They need help. 1485 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:02,705 Come on. - What? What are you doing? 1486 01:20:02,789 --> 01:20:04,534 Just trust me. - What are you doing? 1487 01:20:04,618 --> 01:20:05,834 I'm keeping you safe. 1488 01:20:05,918 --> 01:20:07,627 No, no, mom. Seriously. 1489 01:20:07,710 --> 01:20:08,903 Seriously. 1490 01:20:10,530 --> 01:20:11,748 Mom. 1491 01:20:11,850 --> 01:20:13,640 Where are you going? 1492 01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:15,337 You got this right? 1493 01:20:15,420 --> 01:20:16,468 I do? 1494 01:20:19,710 --> 01:20:20,981 Oh, heck. 1495 01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:23,273 Give us the egg or perish. 1496 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,293 Are, are there any other options? 1497 01:20:31,746 --> 01:20:33,103 Oh shit. 1498 01:20:46,704 --> 01:20:48,237 What the fuck? 1499 01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:51,667 Did you do this? 1500 01:20:52,188 --> 01:20:53,693 What do you think? 1501 01:20:53,777 --> 01:20:55,693 I fucked up that guy pretty good though. 1502 01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:57,185 Yeah, you did. 1503 01:21:00,230 --> 01:21:01,635 That a girl! 1504 01:21:06,536 --> 01:21:09,789 What? What? I'm too quick for you. 1505 01:21:19,177 --> 01:21:21,423 Oh good God. 1506 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:29,383 What? 1507 01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:36,766 You just got schooled. 1508 01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:47,473 Shit. 1509 01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:53,647 Surrender the egg. 1510 01:21:53,730 --> 01:21:55,610 Bite me bitch. 1511 01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:58,950 No, shit. 1512 01:21:59,034 --> 01:22:01,169 The egg is ours at last. 1513 01:22:01,253 --> 01:22:02,583 Hey. 1514 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:06,913 Fuck! 1515 01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:11,813 Are you okay honey? 1516 01:22:12,690 --> 01:22:14,183 Are you okay? 1517 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,430 Where's my husband? 1518 01:22:19,170 --> 01:22:21,350 And what's up with that guy? 1519 01:22:27,658 --> 01:22:29,053 Owen? 1520 01:22:33,390 --> 01:22:35,663 Can't we just have a normal weekend? 1521 01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:47,138 No one enters. No one leaves. 1522 01:22:47,813 --> 01:22:48,937 Sir. 1523 01:23:08,523 --> 01:23:10,097 Hey! 1524 01:23:14,693 --> 01:23:16,417 Are you hurt? 1525 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,503 Mom, I don't know what to do. I'm scared. 1526 01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:21,953 Honey, it's okay to be scared. 1527 01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:25,213 When I knew I was having you, I was scared. 1528 01:23:25,297 --> 01:23:27,933 But it's okay 'cause you're not alone now. 1529 01:23:28,017 --> 01:23:29,865 And I know I haven't been around enough, 1530 01:23:29,949 --> 01:23:31,259 but I promise you the... 1531 01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:38,430 What are you guys doing here? 1532 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,153 Chilling. 1533 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,350 What am I doing here? 1534 01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:46,417 Where's Kimmy? 1535 01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:47,857 She's right. 1536 01:24:03,930 --> 01:24:05,183 Hey dickhead! 1537 01:24:10,341 --> 01:24:13,458 Kimmy, you fucking legend! - Yeah! 1538 01:24:19,170 --> 01:24:22,267 She just, she just killed that guy, didn't she? 1539 01:24:22,350 --> 01:24:23,677 Yep. 1540 01:24:23,760 --> 01:24:25,486 Yeah. 1541 01:24:28,950 --> 01:24:30,259 You okay? 1542 01:24:35,130 --> 01:24:36,620 He was right, you know? 1543 01:24:38,910 --> 01:24:40,108 I am a coward. 1544 01:24:46,110 --> 01:24:48,253 You know, it's not too late to change that. 1545 01:24:58,117 --> 01:24:59,734 You okay? 1546 01:25:01,848 --> 01:25:04,903 Holy snapping duck shit. 1547 01:25:21,118 --> 01:25:23,257 What'd I miss? 1548 01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:24,459 Dave! 1549 01:25:27,978 --> 01:25:29,077 Where'd you go? 1550 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,551 The guy on Proximus Sentari owed me a favor. 1551 01:25:38,850 --> 01:25:40,700 I think it's time you take her. 1552 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,087 Thanks kid. 1553 01:25:55,170 --> 01:25:56,213 You did great. 1554 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,592 Thank you. 1555 01:26:05,760 --> 01:26:06,967 Violet? 1556 01:26:07,050 --> 01:26:08,378 Tess. 1557 01:26:14,423 --> 01:26:17,043 I missed the whole adventure, didn't I? 1558 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:18,313 Next time. 1559 01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:27,980 What the fuck? 1560 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:33,693 I figured you two had a lot to talk about. 1561 01:26:51,094 --> 01:26:52,374 Go. 1562 01:27:04,144 --> 01:27:05,177 I... 1563 01:27:10,079 --> 01:27:11,196 I love you. 1564 01:27:13,984 --> 01:27:15,351 You promise? 1565 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:19,980 Violet, I have loved you for 1566 01:27:21,210 --> 01:27:23,123 stupidly long time. 1567 01:27:24,690 --> 01:27:26,707 Even though I'm sort of weird. 1568 01:27:26,790 --> 01:27:28,236 That's my favorite part. 1569 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:35,677 I have to tell you something else. 1570 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,723 Something that's gonna change things forever. 1571 01:27:40,350 --> 01:27:42,517 I have to tell you something too. 1572 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,353 Crap, like, mine's pretty dramatic. 1573 01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:47,887 Mine's biblical. 1574 01:27:47,970 --> 01:27:49,537 You go first. 1575 01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:50,653 Wow. Okay. 1576 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:54,460 Hold out your hand. 1577 01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:10,403 I already have keys to the shop. 1578 01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,110 Yeah, but 1579 01:28:14,070 --> 01:28:16,553 these ones are Jerry's. 1580 01:28:21,990 --> 01:28:23,330 Are you for real? 1581 01:28:24,108 --> 01:28:26,696 We've gotta learn how to make a pretty good cup of coffee. 1582 01:28:26,805 --> 01:28:28,005 My God! 1583 01:28:30,810 --> 01:28:31,723 So, 1584 01:28:32,130 --> 01:28:33,960 so many, so many - 1585 01:28:34,920 --> 01:28:36,263 emotions. 1586 01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:40,128 Now tell me yours. 1587 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:44,805 Mine's so much bigger. 1588 01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:48,563 How much bigger? - Huge. 1589 01:28:50,370 --> 01:28:51,413 Are you dying? 1590 01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:53,173 No. 1591 01:28:55,740 --> 01:28:56,890 Hold out your hand. 1592 01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:01,613 Close your eyes. 1593 01:29:05,070 --> 01:29:06,179 No peeking. 1594 01:29:06,262 --> 01:29:07,217 Okay. 1595 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,187 So what are you doing after this? 1596 01:29:54,270 --> 01:29:56,093 You smell disgusting. 1597 01:30:00,530 --> 01:30:02,439 Walk away. - Okay. 1598 01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:24,547 Is she okay? 1599 01:30:24,630 --> 01:30:25,830 She's fine. 1600 01:30:30,330 --> 01:30:31,373 I'm sorry. 1601 01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:35,460 I'm not gonna let you take her, Hal. 1602 01:30:36,540 --> 01:30:39,097 They'll come for her Dave. 1603 01:30:39,180 --> 01:30:41,033 And next time it won't be me. 1604 01:30:42,660 --> 01:30:45,457 You've gotta take her far away from here 1605 01:30:45,540 --> 01:30:49,373 somewhere where no one is going to find you. 1606 01:30:50,550 --> 01:30:53,273 Yeah. What about you? 1607 01:30:54,090 --> 01:30:56,233 What are you gonna do if they find out? 1608 01:30:57,390 --> 01:30:58,643 Doesn't matter. 1609 01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:07,793 Make sure she has a chance. 1610 01:31:17,490 --> 01:31:18,863 Bob would be proud. 1611 01:31:31,830 --> 01:31:32,880 Hey kid. 1612 01:31:34,919 --> 01:31:35,820 Me? 1613 01:31:35,903 --> 01:31:38,573 Yeah, you want to go on a ride? 1614 01:31:39,510 --> 01:31:40,987 To space? 1615 01:31:41,070 --> 01:31:42,757 Yeah. I mean, it'd be a quick run, 1616 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:44,827 but technically you'd be able 1617 01:31:44,910 --> 01:31:47,311 to call yourself an astronaut. 1618 01:31:52,410 --> 01:31:54,923 Nobody tell my parents. 1619 01:31:59,310 --> 01:32:02,010 What's your favorite Barry Manalow album? 106466