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[Frank] Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate
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is the Garden of Eden, you know,
but it's been a good home to us,
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to me, Frank Gallagher,
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and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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'cause every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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[all gasp]
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[Frank] You know, they can all
think for themselves,
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-which they've me to thank for.
-[boy] Run for it!
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[Frank] Fiona, who's a big help,
massive help.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
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which is why nobody
calls him Phillip anymore.
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Ian, lot like his mam,
which is handy for the others,
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'cause she's disappeared into thin air.
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-[barks]
-Carl, we daren't let him grow his hair.
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One, it stands on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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Two, nits love him.
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Debbie, total angel.
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You've to check your change,
but she'll go miles
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out of her way to do you a favour.
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Plus Liam! Little rock n' roller!
Gonna be a star.
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-Once we've got the fits under control.
-[screams]
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Steve, posh lad, different planet.
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The truth is out there... not!
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Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbours.
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You know, lend you anything.
Well, not anything.
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But all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost,
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one of the most vital necessities
in this life is,
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they know how to throw a party!
[laughing]
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-[siren wailing]
-Scatter!
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[Veronica] Now, I'm not really
a jealous person...
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[chuckling]
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...but living next door to Fiona
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gave me a cross to bear.
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-Every bloke she met...
-[Fiona laughing]
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...seemed to want to marry her.
She had that kind of face.
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I thought I had that kind
of face an' all...
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[Fiona laughing]
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...but Kev's never once mentioned
marriage in all the years I've known him.
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[Veronica whistling]
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Which never used to bother me
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-till the day l realised that...
-[Fiona laughs]
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...well, you either love each other
or you don't,
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and if you don't,
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it's time to find
your running shoes, innit?
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-Top up?
-[Veronica speaks indistinctly]
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♪ Life will never be
The same... ♪
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[both singing]
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-♪ Life is changing ♪
-[Fiona laughing]
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[song continues in distance]
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-[Kev] You seen our Veronica?
-Try the disco.
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Veronica! You should be--
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Can you have that
a bit bleedin' louder?
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Don't you remember this, down Jekyll's,
E'd off our faces?
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Just telling Fiona it's the first time
we got off together.
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-l must have been of me cake if I were
dancin' to this. Have you seen me shirt?
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-What shirt?
-Me Friday shirt for work.
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I got it out earlier and it's disappeared.
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-[Veronica sighs]
-What's in there?
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Bedding. Go and stick 'em in Fiona's,
that one of ours will rip 'em to shreds.
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-Veronica!
-[music continues]
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♪ Got to feel secure ♪
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I must have thought it was a pillowcase.
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-With sleeves?
-[sighs]
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It's been downhill ever since. [smooching]
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-[Veronica laughing] Wicked!
-Cheers!
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[music continues]
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Hey, that's sexual harr--
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Mandy!
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I was hoping you'd be here.
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Wanted to say thanks for earlier.
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-Steppin' in with Hardman.
-Oh, it were nothin'.
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[Mandy] You're jokin'.
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None of the other lads
would have done that.
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You were like my knight
in shining armour.
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D'you know you've got
a hero working for you?
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Stood up for me earlier in biology.
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Hard-on Hardman.
He's a right dirty old bastard.
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Did you have to stay long
in detention?
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About an hour or so,
I just listened to my Walkman.
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What you doin'
when you get off here?
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I don't know 'cause he's a bit
of a slave driver,
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so, I'm never too sure
what time I'm gonna finish.
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-Listen, Mandy, I best get on.
-[Mandy] Okay.
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-[man talking over radio]
-Might see you later, then...
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sexy.
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[coughs]
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[man talking over radio]
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-Excuse me, ladies, excuse me.
-[all cheer]
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-I'll just take these off you.
-[all laughing]
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Take anything
you want off me, darling!
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[Tina laughing]
What's your name, love?
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-Kev.
-Oh, girls, girls!
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-[all cheering]
-I've found a new one.
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-Kev! Listen, Kev...
-Thank you.
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...I'm working my way
through the alphabet,
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-and l ain't had a K yet.
-[all giggling]
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Do you fancy helping me out?
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[chuckles] Well, I'll tell you what,
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if you're still stuck
after the other 25,
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give us a shout!
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-Oh!
-[all laughing]
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Hey, Zack, Zack!
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You might be in here, mate! [chuckles]
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[all laughing]
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[Ian] Night.
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-Gotcha!
-Jesus, Mandy!
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[laughs]
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-You scared me half to death!
-Waited for you.
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Come on, I'll walk you home.
Windsor Gardens, innit?
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She fancies the arse off you!
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Over there. Tina.
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Shall l tell her you're interested?
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Reckons you're like
a little boy in need of mothering.
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She's a right dirty cow, though.
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What do you reckon, Kev?
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-Shall I tell her you're up for it?
-No, l can't.
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-[Marie] Aw, why not?
-[Kev] I just can't.
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-Hey, Tina!
-No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Li-- Listen, I'm-- Look, I'm...
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[stammers] I-- I'm getting married,
aren't I?
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Married?
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Veronica. Great girl. Love her to bits.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey, did he just say
he was getting married?
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Well, it's the first I've heard.
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Well, are yous just gonna
stand there
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or are you gonna break out
the bubbly? [chuckles]
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-[scoffs]
-Come on, this needs marking, doesn't it?
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Paddy, Reg!
Kev's getting married!
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Hey, here he comes!
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[sings "Wedding March"]
♪ Here comes the bride ♪
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-♪ La, la, la... ♪
-[all] ♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la... ♪
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Hey, Carol.
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-Frank, no! Frank!
-Wait, your Veronica,
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Ke-- Kev's gonna make
an honest woman of her!
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-[yells] Oh! Jesus Christ!
-[mouths]
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He's done it!
He's finally gone and done it!
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-Kevin Alan Ball...
-Yeah.
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...give me a big kiss!
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-[gasps] My new son-in-law!
-Carol...
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Oh, you know, he's made me
the happiest mother in the world!
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Mind you, it's about bloody time.
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Hey, give us your phone.
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-I wanna ring Veronica--
-You can't!
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[indistinct chatter]
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-She'll wanna tell you herself.
-[Frank] Kev!
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Kev!
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The barman! [chuckles]
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-[laughs] He's getting married!
-Congratulations, Kev!
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-[Carol] Oh.
-[indistinct chatter]
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-[girl moaning on TV]
-[Ian exhales]
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[girl moaning on TV]
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[Ian] Do-- Do you want another?
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-[girl grunting on TV]
-Cheers.
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-Don't be long.
-[girl grunting on TV]
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-What the fuck?
-Piss off!
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I want to see the end of this.
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All right. [scoffs]
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-Jesus!
-Where are you going?
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Bed... apparently.
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[girl moaning on TV]
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["Feel" by Robbie Williams plays]
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♪ Real love
And the love ever after ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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-You Kev?
-Yeah, why?
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Me brother said you're getting married.
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-[sighs]
-Top quality, good as new.
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Bitch jilted me, didn't she?
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Do you want to try it on?
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ I just wanna feel ♪
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♪ Real love
Feel home that I live in ♪
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-I'm getting married!
-[all cheering]
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♪ 'Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins ♪
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-[laughs]
-♪ Going to waste ♪
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You're dead, you are!
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One size fits all.
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-Getting married!
-[all cheer]
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[music continues]
♪ And love ever after ♪
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♪ There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face ♪
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♪ It's a real big place ♪
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-Mandy, Mandy...
-It's okay. [sighs]
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I've got some in me bag.
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-Three-pack.
-[Ian grunts]
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No, I-- I-- I can't! I can't!
I'm sorry.
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-Ian!
-Oh, shit, I'm sorry!
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I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to--
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What's up? What's the matter?
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What is it?
Don't you fancy me or summat?
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-What are you looking at?
-[hoots]
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[hiccups]
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[doorbell ringing]
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All right!
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Veronica] All right!
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Who is it?
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Hello?
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No, there's nobody there, love.
Go back to bed.
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-No, it's nothing.
-[Kev sighing]
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[Veronica] Oh, it's probably just kids.
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Get the baseball bat if you want,
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but I don't think you'll need it because--
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Veronica!
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Kev, you scared the...
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-What you doing down there?
-Veronica Fisher...
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will you do me
the honour of being my wife?
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[dogs barking]
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Is this a wind-up?
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[dogs barking]
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'Course I will, you daft bugger!
[chuckles]
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[upbeat music plays]
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[both laughing]
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-What's going on?
-I don't know.
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-[Ian] They look happy.
-[Lip chuckles] Just think,
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that could've been you
and Mandy Maguire. Ah!
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-Not funny.
-Dick.
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[Veronica] Watch the door! [screaming]
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-[Veronica singing]
-[water running]
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[birds chirping]
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-[Tina] Oh! Brill!
-[girls cheering]
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[Marie] Like a little boy
in need of mothering.
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-[Kev] No, no, no, no!
-[Veronica humming]
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[Kev] Veronica Fisher,
will you do me the honour
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-of being my wife?
-[Frank] ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
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Hey, Carol! Can you--
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My son-in-law!
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[Frank] ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
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-[Kev] I'm getting married!
-[all cheering]
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Right, come on, hurry up, sit down!
-[indistinct chatter]
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[Veronica] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
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Can we have a bit of hush, please?
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All right. Everyone settled?
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We've got an announcement to make.
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-We've got--
-Do we not need drinks?
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-[Veronica] Kev!
-[Kev] But-- For the toast.
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-Are you getting married?
-[Fiona gasping]
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-Oh! Debbie!
-Is that it?
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-[Steve] Eh?
-Yes.
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Kev and me are getting married!
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00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,301
[all cheering]
241
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:50,701
A real wedding? A proper wedding?
242
00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,220
-[Veronica] Mm.
-Oh, can I be the bridesmaid?
243
00:10:52,301 --> 00:10:53,421
[Veronica] Of course you can!
244
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:55,821
-Nice one, Kev!
-[all cheering]
245
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,340
[Veronica] Aw, sorry, kiddo,
maybe next time.
246
00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:01,421
-Congratulations, Kev!
-[Debbie] Yes!
247
00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:03,421
-[Lip] Well done.
-[Debbie] Aw...
248
00:11:03,501 --> 00:11:04,980
[Veronica] Come here, monkey boy!
249
00:11:12,621 --> 00:11:14,381
How long's it take to get a divorce?
250
00:11:15,661 --> 00:11:17,381
Think you have to get married first, Kev.
251
00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:18,541
I'm already married.
252
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,381
I don't even know where she is.
253
00:11:22,621 --> 00:11:24,141
Last time I heard, she was in Carlisle.
254
00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:25,901
All right, look,
I know a decent solicitor.
255
00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,701
A mate of mine, if you want,
I can give him a call.
256
00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:29,860
[Fiona] You're never gonna
get away with it, Kev.
257
00:11:29,941 --> 00:11:32,141
-Why have you never told her?
-Fuck knows.
258
00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:33,621
We were only married a year.
259
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,421
You're gonna have to tell her
260
00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:38,021
before she broadcasts it
to the entire estate.
261
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:41,340
'Ey up, 'ey up, 'ey!
262
00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:42,980
So, this is where you're hiding!
263
00:11:43,061 --> 00:11:44,141
[women chuckling]
264
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,860
-[Kev] Yeah.
-[woman gasping]
265
00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:48,340
-Might be a bit late for that.
-[indistinct chatter]
266
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,021
[sighs]
267
00:11:57,141 --> 00:11:58,340
What do you think?
268
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:01,541
I think it might need a few alterations!
269
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,061
[laughing]
270
00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:05,621
[screams, laughing]
271
00:12:06,701 --> 00:12:09,381
Right, on my side,
we've got me mum, Uncle Terry,
272
00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:12,261
Mick and Sylvia, Janet,
Rhonda, Clem and Pete.
273
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,061
And then there's me brothers,
Barry, Mitch, little Leo.
274
00:12:15,381 --> 00:12:16,781
No one's talking to our Phil.
275
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,661
And Marty's still in prison.
276
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:20,661
-[man talking on TV]
-What about your side?
277
00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:22,261
[man on TV] Two-to-one favourite...
278
00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,301
Kev?
279
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:24,581
Whoever.
280
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,381
[sighs] Well, who do you want to invite?
281
00:12:26,781 --> 00:12:29,460
I'm telling you now, your Kelly's
not coming for starters.
282
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,781
Well, you do the list then.
And you'll get your own way, won't you?
283
00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:37,141
-What is your problem?
-[Kev] I haven't got a problem.
284
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,501
[Veronica exhales angrily]
Can't see your face!
285
00:12:39,781 --> 00:12:41,141
I'm not dragging you round, Kev.
286
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,220
If we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do it together.
287
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,860
There is no way I'm sorting it
all out on me own.
288
00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:47,581
Just because we're getting married,
289
00:12:47,661 --> 00:12:48,941
I'm not gonna turn into one of those women
290
00:12:49,021 --> 00:12:50,620
-that shuffles round, trying--
-Veronica.
291
00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:51,781
What?
292
00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:55,340
I've gotta go to work.
293
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:01,381
It's Kev. Kev Ball.
294
00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:03,541
Yeah. Sorry to ring you out of the blue.
295
00:13:03,941 --> 00:13:06,941
Uh, you haven't got a contact number
for your Roxy, have you?
296
00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,620
[indistinct chatter]
297
00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:13,100
You're joking? GBH? What happened?
298
00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:16,421
[indistinct chatter]
299
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,340
[mouths] Fuck!
[speaks normally] Golf club?
300
00:13:19,061 --> 00:13:21,701
Jesus! She took 'em clean off?
301
00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:26,340
[stammers] Um, when you visit her,
can you pass on a message for me?
302
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,980
Yeah. Tell her l want a divorce.
303
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:35,541
[sniffs]
304
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,541
[door opens]
305
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:40,941
Are you Ian Gallagher?
306
00:13:41,781 --> 00:13:42,901
You're fucking dead!
307
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:44,381
-[Ian] What have I done?
-[Kash] Leave him.
308
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,301
-[Donny] Get here, you!
-[Kash] Leave the lad alone.
309
00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:50,301
Do you think you can force
yourself on our Mandy, Gallagher?
310
00:13:50,701 --> 00:13:51,821
Well, you've picked
the wrong one!
311
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,541
-[Donny] Fuck off, Paki!
-[Joey] You're dead!.
312
00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:56,021
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me, Gallagher?
313
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,061
Leave him!
314
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:00,901
He'll be out the back
and down the street by now.
315
00:14:03,061 --> 00:14:03,901
Come on.
316
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,340
Tell him he's a marked man.
317
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:19,181
-[Kash] Ian?
-[distant shouting]
318
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,740
-Ian?
-[knocking on door]
319
00:14:21,581 --> 00:14:24,340
[Kash] It's all right, they've gone.
I've put the lock on.
320
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,701
I didn't touch her, Kash.
I swear, she just--
321
00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:41,381
It's all right. Come here.
322
00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:46,340
[dogs barking]
323
00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:03,421
All clear.
324
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:08,661
[Ian] Why don't I like her?
325
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,620
Why couldn't I touch her?
326
00:15:12,141 --> 00:15:13,061
You know why.
327
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,541
No, l don't.
328
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,381
'Cause loads of real lads fancy her.
Why can't I?
329
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:21,421
-[sighs] Because you're--
-What?
330
00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:22,781
A poof?
331
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,301
Like you?
332
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,340
With a wife and two kids?
333
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,661
'Cause maybe that's what I want.
334
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,421
Maybe, if I try hard enough,
I can convince myself I'm straight.
335
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,141
'Cause I tell you what, Kash,
336
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,220
it'd make my life a fuck of a lot easier.
337
00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:37,301
[sighs]
338
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:40,620
You think? Easier?
339
00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,021
Lying to your family
for the next 20 years.
340
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,541
Listening to people in the shop
and in the pub,
341
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,701
making jokes
about how filthy it is
342
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:51,421
without being able to say anything.
343
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,141
Sleeping with a woman
every night of your life,
344
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,220
even though you don't like
the feel of her skin.
345
00:15:58,220 --> 00:15:59,460
[sighs]
346
00:16:01,181 --> 00:16:02,261
You think that's easy?
347
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:14,901
[man shouting on TV]
348
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,821
[Lip] Mandy Maguire called round earlier.
349
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:20,301
Said she'd got the wrong brother,
fancied seeing what an older man could do.
350
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,301
-[boxing bell dings]
-[grunts]
351
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,460
[Lip groaning]
352
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,181
-[Ian] Wanker!
-[audience cheering on TV]
353
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:29,941
[Ian and Lip grunting]
354
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:34,340
-[audience cheering on TV]
-[Ian grunting]
355
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:40,460
[can cracks open]
356
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,021
[Lip] What did they do?
357
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,821
Ian, what did they say?
358
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:50,901
What do you think?
359
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,701
I wasn't even bothered about getting
married until he brought it up.
360
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,981
Now, it's like I'm dragging him
down the bleeding aisle.
361
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:06,461
Don't know what's up with him.
362
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:08,900
Last few days, he's had
a face like a slapped arse.
363
00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:10,701
Maybe he doesn't really
want to get married.
364
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,541
Maybe he only asked you
'cause he thinks that's what you want.
365
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,581
Nine years, no ring on your finger.
366
00:17:17,261 --> 00:17:19,140
Most women would've ditched him by now.
367
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,821
I've thought about it over the years,
368
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,221
but it's never really mattered,
I mean, you just know, don't you?
369
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:26,180
Whether someone's right or not.
If it works, it works.
370
00:17:26,261 --> 00:17:29,301
[sighs] The way things are
between us, it's perfect.
371
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,541
So, why change it?
372
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,821
What's the one thing
that breaks up long-term couples?
373
00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:37,781
Other than the pressies
and the piss-up,
374
00:17:37,861 --> 00:17:40,341
give me three good reasons
why you wanna get married.
375
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,101
[Kev sighing]
376
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:48,541
[sighs]
377
00:17:49,141 --> 00:17:51,221
Kev, come out.
378
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:55,781
[sighs]
379
00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:58,221
What?
380
00:17:59,101 --> 00:18:00,301
Why are we getting married?
381
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:03,981
I think I was excited
'cause you're meant to be.
382
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,940
-You know, the idea of it all.
-Hmm.
383
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,461
Nice dress, fancy ring,
384
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:13,061
people looking at you
like you're summat special.
385
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,021
Hmm.
386
00:18:16,021 --> 00:18:17,581
But when I stopped and thought about it...
387
00:18:18,621 --> 00:18:19,741
it just seemed pointless.
388
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,261
We don't need a piece of paper
to tell us we love each other, do we?
389
00:18:25,341 --> 00:18:28,221
[sighs] No, that's exactly--
that's exactly what I was...
390
00:18:29,381 --> 00:18:30,341
Uh, hang on.
391
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,101
This isn't a test, is it?
392
00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:35,660
One of them women things where you
pretend you don't wanna do something
393
00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:36,981
to see if I'll try and talk you round?
394
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:40,381
[scoffs] Well, if it is,
you've just failed!
395
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:44,821
Well, what will we tell people?
396
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,141
We've changed our minds.
397
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,341
Actually, don't tell 'em anything
398
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,541
till they've bought the presents.
399
00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:55,741
Size of my family, we'll get the whole
house kitted out!
400
00:18:55,821 --> 00:18:58,101
[both laugh]
401
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,341
[Veronica laughing]
402
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,700
-[Kev] Do you know what?
-[Veronica chuckles]
403
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,501
-I love the arse off you.
-[Veronica chuckles]
404
00:19:10,301 --> 00:19:11,900
How could you not? [chuckles]
405
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:13,861
[Kev moans]
406
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,900
-[doorbell ringing]
-[Kev] Mm.
407
00:19:15,981 --> 00:19:17,981
-[Veronica] Mm. Ignore it.
-[Kev] Mm.
408
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,261
Mm. Mm...
409
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:23,261
[Carol] Veronica! Veronica! Hurry up!
410
00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:25,700
-I'm gonna wet meself out here!
-[Veronica groans]
411
00:19:25,981 --> 00:19:27,781
-[Carol] Picture the scene.
-["Wedding March" playing]
412
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,700
Beautiful church,
413
00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:32,541
sun shining, all your friends
414
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:34,141
and family gathered together.
415
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,341
Kev waiting at the front
in his new beige suit,
416
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,061
nervous, excited.
417
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:43,261
Then suddenly, you appear,
418
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:48,141
the blushing bride.
Radiant, voluptuous!
419
00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:53,301
You're walking arm in arm
with your father down the aisle.
420
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,741
[sighs] He's proud,
421
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,461
he's tearful,
422
00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:58,940
He's dead.
423
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,621
Well, that's what he would've wanted...
424
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,541
had the good Lord not seen fit
to take him away from us.
425
00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:08,581
So...
426
00:20:10,781 --> 00:20:12,461
he left you this instead.
427
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:17,021
He never made a will
because he didn't want people
428
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:20,261
squabbling over it, so he put that aside.
429
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:22,700
You know what he was like.
430
00:20:23,581 --> 00:20:24,700
Old-fashioned.
431
00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:26,700
Reckoned any father worth his salt
should be able
432
00:20:26,781 --> 00:20:28,341
to pay for his daughter's wedding.
433
00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:29,420
Five grand?
434
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:33,821
He was a good man, Veronica.
435
00:20:34,461 --> 00:20:38,341
And he wanted me to keep
that until the time was right.
436
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:39,821
["The Great Escape" theme plays]
437
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,381
[Carol] How do I turn this thing off?
438
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,741
[music stops]
439
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,341
[knocking on door]
440
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,581
[Steve] Yeah, all right!
441
00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:53,781
Ian Gallagher.
442
00:20:54,221 --> 00:20:56,180
Tell Ian Gallagher
we want him out here now.
443
00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:58,261
Ian? Have you seen him?
444
00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:00,940
Listen, if you see him, you tell him
I'm looking for him, all right?
445
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,461
All right?
446
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,461
Long story.
447
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,501
[door closing]
448
00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:20,581
[Mandy chuckling]
449
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:22,420
Why did you lie, Mandy?
450
00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:23,981
Why did you tell them I attacked you?
451
00:21:24,061 --> 00:21:26,541
-Get him away from me.
-Tell 'em the truth, Mandy!
452
00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:29,741
-Please! They're gonna kill me!
-Get him away from me!
453
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:32,621
You need locking up! Fucking pervert!
454
00:21:48,501 --> 00:21:50,660
[dog barking]
455
00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,180
[car alarm wailing in distance]
456
00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,660
[slot machine whirs and chimes]
457
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,861
Kev! Kev! Look!
458
00:21:59,621 --> 00:22:01,700
Ex-council houses for all
and sundry!
459
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,981
Ex-council houses for all
and sundry!
460
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,501
Buy your own house! All right.
Betray your class.
461
00:22:09,021 --> 00:22:10,221
Right-to-buy scheme.
462
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,180
Council are selling off the houses.
463
00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:14,700
-So?
-So...
464
00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:17,501
five grand plus the bit
we've got in the bank.
465
00:22:17,581 --> 00:22:19,741
We could almost buy our place outright.
466
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,141
Our own home, Kev.
467
00:22:22,221 --> 00:22:23,341
What do you think?
468
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,381
Quick walk down the aisle,
couple of I do's.
469
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,261
It'll be worth it to get our own place.
470
00:22:27,341 --> 00:22:30,061
But we gotta get a move on,
closing date's end of the month.
471
00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:32,581
[indistinct chatter]
472
00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:34,341
What's up?
473
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:39,180
I can't marry you, Veronica.
474
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:42,460
There's something you should know.
475
00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:47,221
[Veronica] Fuck me.
476
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,581
Fucking hell. [sighs]
477
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,301
Roxy Benson. [scoffing]
478
00:22:55,061 --> 00:22:56,261
I remember her from school.
479
00:22:58,101 --> 00:23:00,141
-She were gorgeous.
-She were a head case.
480
00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:03,940
She used to fucking throw plates at me.
She couldn't handle her drink,
481
00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,420
I'll tell you, talk about fiery.
That's-- That's where I got
482
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,821
that scar on the back of me neck. [sighs]
483
00:23:09,781 --> 00:23:10,900
Oh... [sighs]
484
00:23:10,981 --> 00:23:13,781
...the amount of times
I nearly told you over the years,
485
00:23:13,861 --> 00:23:15,141
but... [sighs]
486
00:23:15,221 --> 00:23:17,301
...you know,
the further away it got,
487
00:23:17,381 --> 00:23:19,700
the more unreal it seemed.
488
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,420
That's the only thing
that l have got to prove
489
00:23:24,501 --> 00:23:25,581
that it ever happened.
490
00:23:28,381 --> 00:23:30,261
You look a right twat on there,
don't you?
491
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:31,541
-[Kev chuckling]
-A fucking mullet.
492
00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:32,781
[both chuckling]
493
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:34,821
That's worse than finding out
you were married.
494
00:23:39,061 --> 00:23:40,021
I'm sorry.
495
00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:41,420
[sighs]
496
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:43,581
Okay, I just...
497
00:23:44,621 --> 00:23:46,420
I didn't want anything
to spoil it for us...
498
00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:49,781
so... I buried it.
499
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:54,221
How long will it take to divorce her?
500
00:23:54,821 --> 00:23:57,460
[sighs] Six months.
I don't know, maybe longer.
501
00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:00,660
I think we might have to forget
about buying a house.
502
00:24:04,821 --> 00:24:07,381
Aw, I'm sorry. [smooches]
503
00:24:08,940 --> 00:24:10,021
[sighs]
504
00:24:12,101 --> 00:24:13,021
[Veronica] Hang on.
505
00:24:14,981 --> 00:24:16,981
-What?
-Well,
506
00:24:17,061 --> 00:24:19,261
we don't actually have
to get married. [chuckles]
507
00:24:20,581 --> 00:24:22,021
If my mum wants a wedding...
508
00:24:23,141 --> 00:24:24,460
why don't we give her a wedding?
509
00:24:26,261 --> 00:24:27,501
[Fiona] You're gonna fake it?
510
00:24:27,581 --> 00:24:29,821
-Why not?
-You can't!
511
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,301
Why not? We'll still be married.
512
00:24:32,741 --> 00:24:35,341
-It just won't be legal.
-[both laughing]
513
00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:39,861
Dress, rings, photographer, the works.
514
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,501
[Veronica] It's got to be like
the real thing.
515
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:43,061
-Except cheaper.
-Except cheaper.
516
00:24:48,301 --> 00:24:49,301
[Veronica gasping]
517
00:24:49,381 --> 00:24:51,301
-Your wedding car, madam.
-Oh, Steve!
518
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:53,621
[laughs]
519
00:24:54,261 --> 00:24:56,621
-[Steve] You might have to be in black!
-Whatever! [laughs]
520
00:25:01,101 --> 00:25:04,101
Quentin, how do you fancy
a couple of months' free rent?
521
00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:07,221
Repeat after me.
522
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:11,381
I, Veronica Carol Fisher,
523
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:15,781
take this man, Kevin Alan Ball...
524
00:25:16,061 --> 00:25:19,180
[Veronica] Take this man,
Kevin Alan Ball.
525
00:25:19,501 --> 00:25:22,261
[Quentin] ...to be my lawfully
wedded husband.
526
00:25:23,301 --> 00:25:24,900
Isn't it illegal to impersonate a vicar?
527
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,700
You're not a vicar, you're a registrar.
528
00:25:27,101 --> 00:25:27,981
Registrar...
529
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,180
Even so.
530
00:25:38,861 --> 00:25:40,021
[Donny] Hello, Gallagher.
531
00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:44,101
[grunts]
532
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,940
Tell your brother,
no one gives us the run-around.
533
00:25:47,021 --> 00:25:48,741
Either he shows his face tomorrow,
534
00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:50,061
or we'll fucking kill him!
535
00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:51,541
-You understand?
-Yeah.
536
00:25:51,621 --> 00:25:52,861
-You understand?
-Yeah.
537
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,141
-Good.
-[groaning]
538
00:25:58,220 --> 00:25:59,101
[Lip groaning]
539
00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:03,581
[grunting]
540
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:06,341
[Veronica] Is there something
you're not telling us?
541
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,741
[Ian] It's just got out of hand.
542
00:26:07,821 --> 00:26:10,061
It's Mandy Maguire.
She's not someone you say no to.
543
00:26:10,141 --> 00:26:11,420
I don't know why you'd want to?
544
00:26:11,501 --> 00:26:13,101
-Jailbait!
-Er, Kev!
545
00:26:13,501 --> 00:26:14,940
Oh, come on, you can't say she isn't foxy!
546
00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:18,460
Right, Ian, why don't I just swing round
there, see if they can't listen to reason.
547
00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:20,541
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, posh lad!
548
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,460
-You'll come back in bin bags.
-Yeah, so what, Kev, roll over and die?
549
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,741
You just can't give in
to these people.
550
00:26:24,821 --> 00:26:26,141
[Kev] I'll tell you what, I'll go round.
551
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:28,141
I know their old man
from the pub. He's all right.
552
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:31,460
Well, as violent pissheads go,
hmm?
553
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,460
[crows cawing]
554
00:26:34,781 --> 00:26:37,141
[dog barking]
555
00:26:42,621 --> 00:26:45,261
[dog growling]
556
00:26:50,621 --> 00:26:53,021
-[doorbell rings]
-[dog barking]
557
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,781
Where is he?
Where the bleedin' hell is he?
558
00:26:58,861 --> 00:27:00,460
He's got his stag do in an hour!
559
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:02,180
-[Steve] Here you go.
-Mm.
560
00:27:02,501 --> 00:27:03,541
[clears throat]
561
00:27:04,261 --> 00:27:05,700
-Uh, do you want another one?
-Ta.
562
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:08,581
I wouldn't know
if anything's happened to him.
563
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,180
Eh, that eldest's a maniac!
He did for Sally Sergeant.
564
00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:13,180
Only got off 'cause
he intimidated the witness.
565
00:27:13,621 --> 00:27:16,180
-Veronica!
-Hey! He started this mess!
566
00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:18,460
I'm going to end up a widow
before I'm even married!
567
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:19,581
-[Fiona] Um...
-[stammers]
568
00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:20,821
Well, you know, "married".
569
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,460
All right, now take your time
with this one.
570
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:25,420
All right? You never know
you might have to identify the body.
571
00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:26,700
-[horn honking]
-[knocking on door]
572
00:27:26,781 --> 00:27:27,900
[gasps] Lip!
573
00:27:30,981 --> 00:27:32,220
-[Lip] Oh, it's the police!
-Oh, no!
574
00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:33,141
[Fiona] Jesus!
575
00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:36,021
[Lip] Oh, it's all right,
it's only Helmet.
576
00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:38,501
-He's got Kev with him.
-Oh, thank God for that!
577
00:27:38,821 --> 00:27:40,420
I pictured myself at his funeral!
578
00:27:41,101 --> 00:27:42,741
Black does nothing for me legs! [chuckles]
579
00:27:42,821 --> 00:27:43,861
[both chuckle]
580
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:46,621
I thought I were gonna
be there all night!
581
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:48,821
-Tony gave me a lift.
-[Veronica sighs]
582
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,900
-What happened?
-[Kev sighs]
583
00:27:52,861 --> 00:27:54,821
Well, l goes round there,
584
00:27:55,301 --> 00:27:57,900
I ask if l can have a word,
you know, private and that.
585
00:27:58,341 --> 00:28:00,301
Anyway, fair enough, he invites me in...
586
00:28:01,101 --> 00:28:02,781
and they're all sat there in a row.
587
00:28:03,301 --> 00:28:06,180
Every single one of them
on the couch, arms folded,
588
00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,981
-'cking Alsatian at my feet...
-[Veronica sighs]
589
00:28:08,381 --> 00:28:09,220
...growling.
590
00:28:10,581 --> 00:28:13,141
So, I explained the situation.
591
00:28:13,741 --> 00:28:15,021
I put Ian's case forward.
592
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:17,900
Misunderstanding,
blah, blah, blah.
593
00:28:18,341 --> 00:28:19,581
Didn't mean to offend her.
594
00:28:20,940 --> 00:28:22,581
They listened. Fair do's.
595
00:28:23,101 --> 00:28:24,741
They offer us a beer and a spliff.
596
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,101
And, well, basically,
597
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,541
well, I agree to keep me
fecking nose out of it.
598
00:28:34,141 --> 00:28:35,581
-Kev!
-[Veronica] Is that it?
599
00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:37,061
-Well, what could l do?
-[Carl sighs]
600
00:28:37,141 --> 00:28:39,261
Hey, but they flogged us a camcorder
for the wedding, though.
601
00:28:39,581 --> 00:28:40,741
You useless wanker!
602
00:28:40,821 --> 00:28:42,621
[grunting] I thought you were dead!
603
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,660
I can't believe I'm marrying you!
604
00:28:44,741 --> 00:28:45,741
You're not.
605
00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,381
-[Lip] Ian!
-[door closing]
606
00:28:47,741 --> 00:28:49,980
-[Kev grunting]
-[Tony] You see this badge?
607
00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:53,341
Now, I know it doesn't count
for a lot round here these days,
608
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,861
but we haven't lost the fight yet,
you know.
609
00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:56,501
-[scoffs]
-One word in the right ear
610
00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:57,741
could make things go away.
611
00:28:58,021 --> 00:29:00,261
[clicks tongue]
I didn't want you getting involved.
612
00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:01,220
Why not?
613
00:29:01,301 --> 00:29:03,420
We don't need the police
fighting our battles for us.
614
00:29:03,501 --> 00:29:06,261
No, not the police. Me, Tony.
615
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,180
Do you fancy coming out tomorrow?
616
00:29:10,781 --> 00:29:13,261
Police are having this friends
and family day in Tatton Park.
617
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:16,420
Bite to eat, a few drinks.
Let your hair down.
618
00:29:17,101 --> 00:29:18,861
[chuckles] They usually have
a rifle range,
619
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:20,700
so you can get your own back
on the scum.
620
00:29:23,501 --> 00:29:25,220
It's Kev and Veronica's wedding tomorrow.
621
00:29:25,861 --> 00:29:27,501
We're off out on the hen night now.
622
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,581
Right. Right.
623
00:29:31,341 --> 00:29:32,660
So, do you fancy it or not? [chuckles]
624
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:36,581
[Veronica and Fiona laughing]
625
00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:40,420
Okay, you ready? Oh, me chuff!
626
00:29:40,621 --> 00:29:42,660
-Oh, come on, V!
-[Veronica laughing]
627
00:29:46,381 --> 00:29:48,061
[Veronica laughing]
628
00:29:49,381 --> 00:29:50,781
[Fiona] Let's go!
629
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,021
There's only one way out of this.
You know that, don't you?
630
00:29:54,101 --> 00:29:57,381
[Veronica and Fiona laughing]
631
00:29:58,821 --> 00:29:59,660
Tell 'em.
632
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,420
[laughter continues]
633
00:30:08,021 --> 00:30:10,101
[laughs] Where am I sleeping?
634
00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,301
-Dad's bed's free!
-[Veronica laughs]
635
00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,581
-[Fiona] Bugger off!
-[both laughing]
636
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:18,021
-You can always kip in with me!
-[Veronica laughs] Yeah.
637
00:30:18,101 --> 00:30:19,460
As long as you keep
your hands to yourself.
638
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:21,021
-Oh!
-[Fiona squeals]
639
00:30:21,101 --> 00:30:23,660
-Shh! Shh!
-[Veronica laughs]
640
00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,660
Shit!
641
00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:38,781
[thudding]
642
00:30:38,861 --> 00:30:39,861
[grunts]
643
00:30:50,381 --> 00:30:54,381
[man on PA] The 545 service to London
is leaving from Bay C in five minutes.
644
00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:58,501
The 545 service to London is leaving
from Bay C in five minutes.
645
00:30:58,581 --> 00:31:00,180
[doors hissing]
646
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:18,821
[Mandy] Stay the fuck in.
647
00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,741
Mandy.
648
00:31:31,061 --> 00:31:32,940
Move! Shift away now!
649
00:31:33,741 --> 00:31:35,341
I mean it, Gallagher, try anything
and you're dead!
650
00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:37,341
Look, I'm dead anyway!
Your brothers'll see to that!
651
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:39,220
Mandy, please, please!
There's something--
652
00:31:39,301 --> 00:31:41,101
I need to talk to you properly.
653
00:31:42,341 --> 00:31:43,301
Please.
654
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,381
I'm gay.
655
00:31:50,061 --> 00:31:51,381
[Mandy] That the best you can come up
with?
656
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,900
Mandy, if I was gonna make
something up, do you think I'd--
657
00:31:54,341 --> 00:31:57,420
I'm hanging myself here,
you know that, 'cause no one knows.
658
00:31:57,861 --> 00:31:59,940
No one in school, no one on the estate.
659
00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,061
Lip only knows 'cause he worked it out.
660
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,700
You're the only person I've ever told.
661
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:08,581
Like told, like said it to, out loud.
662
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:10,781
Look.
663
00:32:17,621 --> 00:32:18,581
Nothing.
664
00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:21,301
I just haven't got the right equipment.
665
00:32:22,061 --> 00:32:23,420
You don't look the gay type.
666
00:32:24,781 --> 00:32:25,740
Is that better?
667
00:32:26,261 --> 00:32:27,740
-[Ian laughs]
-Piss off. You know what I mean.
668
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:28,781
[both laugh]
669
00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:32,740
People will suss it out, though.
Fifteen, no girlfriend.
670
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,621
And all them lads at school to gawp at.
671
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:38,021
-You know what you need.
-What?
672
00:32:38,101 --> 00:32:39,141
A girlfriend.
673
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,220
You know like film stars do
when they don't want people knowing.
674
00:32:46,061 --> 00:32:48,301
[chuckles]
What do you get out of it?
675
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:50,621
Do you know
what it's like being me?
676
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,861
All them morons hitting on me,
trying to get into me knickers.
677
00:32:54,381 --> 00:32:56,781
I want to find someone nice,
someone interesting.
678
00:32:57,501 --> 00:32:58,460
Someone like you.
679
00:33:00,341 --> 00:33:02,021
-Except not gay.
-[chuckles]
680
00:33:04,501 --> 00:33:05,781
Do you fancy coming to a wedding?
681
00:33:06,781 --> 00:33:10,781
[snores]
682
00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:14,420
[grunts]
683
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:17,740
[grunts]
684
00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:36,541
[sighs]
685
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,021
[thudding]
686
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:45,501
[indistinct chatter]
687
00:33:47,660 --> 00:33:48,660
Oh, shit!
688
00:33:50,021 --> 00:33:51,460
[thudding]
689
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:23,421
[screams]
690
00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:27,541
[grunting]
691
00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:30,180
-[Kev grunts, screams]
-[Marty groans]
692
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:39,021
It's me! Marty! How yer doin', mate?
693
00:34:39,101 --> 00:34:40,300
[laughs]
694
00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:44,340
[groans]
695
00:34:44,981 --> 00:34:47,621
Couldn't you have rung the doorbell
or something, like any normal person?
696
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,541
Didn't wanna wake you up, Kev. You know
Marty, thoughtful as ever-- Spunk face!
697
00:34:52,581 --> 00:34:54,381
Mm. You got any sugar?
698
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,220
Yeah.
699
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,941
Cheers. Yeah, me mam rang,
told me you were getting married,
700
00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:02,501
said send a card.
701
00:35:02,581 --> 00:35:05,661
I'm thinking, "Sod that."
Big sister getting hooked,
702
00:35:05,741 --> 00:35:07,820
gonna be there-- Monkey spunk!
703
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:09,421
[scoffs]
704
00:35:09,901 --> 00:35:12,381
Hey, wouldn't have missed this
for the world. [sniffs]
705
00:35:12,461 --> 00:35:14,061
You know what they say about Marty--
Marty!
706
00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:15,501
Never misses a party.
707
00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:17,141
Where have you come from anyway?
708
00:35:17,221 --> 00:35:18,421
Last time l heard, you were in prison.
709
00:35:18,501 --> 00:35:20,421
Yeah, I was. Five stretch.
710
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:21,901
When did you get out?
711
00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:23,661
Last night.
712
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:31,501
-What?
-I need to talk to Veronica.
713
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,381
[indistinct chatter]
714
00:35:33,941 --> 00:35:35,541
It's the day of the wedding.
It's bad luck.
715
00:35:39,101 --> 00:35:40,701
What have you got on your face?
716
00:35:40,780 --> 00:35:43,421
-[sighs]
-What's he in for?
717
00:35:43,941 --> 00:35:45,941
Aggravated burglary and arson.
718
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:48,780
Do you remember the dole office
going up on election day?
719
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:50,101
-Yeah.
-[Veronica] That were him.
720
00:35:50,621 --> 00:35:51,941
He loves setting fire to things.
721
00:35:52,021 --> 00:35:54,300
He's a maniac. He came at me.
722
00:35:54,381 --> 00:35:55,621
Almost felt me heart stopping there.
723
00:35:56,261 --> 00:35:58,101
Then we're having a brew
and he starts all that...
724
00:35:58,621 --> 00:35:59,941
-What's that?
-[Veronica] Tourette's,
725
00:36:00,021 --> 00:36:04,021
Coupled with hypomania.
It's a psychologist's wet dream.
726
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,741
What are you gonna do?
727
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:08,181
Oh, ship him out,
preferably back to prison,
728
00:36:08,261 --> 00:36:11,541
because if there's one person
you can rely on to really fuck things up,
729
00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:13,261
-it's Marty.
-[mouths]
730
00:36:16,381 --> 00:36:17,661
[Marty grunts]
731
00:36:17,981 --> 00:36:21,141
You can't stay, Marty, you're in prison.
732
00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:24,061
It's only a Cat D, Veronica, they
practically give you your own key.
733
00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:26,261
[sighs] You've got
to go back, Marty.
734
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:27,261
[grunts]
735
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,261
It was nice of you to make the effort...
736
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,421
-[grunts]
-...but if they catch you,
737
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:32,741
that's your parole gone.
738
00:36:34,421 --> 00:36:35,661
How long have you got left?
739
00:36:36,181 --> 00:36:38,221
-Eighteen months-- Wanking!
-Exactly.
740
00:36:39,181 --> 00:36:40,261
No time.
741
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,581
Yeah, but it's your wedding day, Veronica.
Bucket-- Bucket-- Bi!
742
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:46,261
[sighs] They'll be looking for you.
743
00:36:46,901 --> 00:36:49,340
Why don't you go back, hand yourself in?
744
00:36:49,421 --> 00:36:51,181
-[grunts]
-Tell 'em it was a mistake,
745
00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:53,380
moment of madness, won't happen again.
746
00:36:54,101 --> 00:36:56,661
Me and Kev will back you up,
make sure they listen to you.
747
00:36:56,741 --> 00:36:58,300
[grunts]
748
00:36:58,780 --> 00:36:59,941
You know it's for the best.
749
00:37:00,421 --> 00:37:01,261
Buckets!
750
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,701
-Drink up.
-Mm.
751
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:06,021
If we get our skates on, we can have
you back before breakfast.
752
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:08,780
I am not going back, Ronnie!
It's your wedding day.
753
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:11,221
I'm not missing your wedding day,
all right?
754
00:37:12,221 --> 00:37:14,941
[sighs, mouths]
755
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:16,421
What time is it?
756
00:37:17,061 --> 00:37:19,741
-Quarter to twelve.
-[Veronica sighs] We've got two hours.
757
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,581
Veronica, we're just gonna
have to let him come,
758
00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:23,901
-and we'll sort it out after.
-No way, Kev!
759
00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:25,981
I'm not having that nutcase at my wedding!
760
00:37:26,461 --> 00:37:28,780
One wrong word
and everything'll go ballistic!
761
00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:30,141
Can you imagine the service?
762
00:37:30,221 --> 00:37:32,300
"Do you, Veronica"--
"Bucket bit!"-- "Fisher,
763
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,261
take this man, Kevin"--
764
00:37:33,340 --> 00:37:34,981
"Buckety! Buckety!"-- "Ball?"
765
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:37,300
-[laughs] Sorry!
-Well, that wouldn't be so bad.
766
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,501
-[Veronica groans]
-[all laugh]
767
00:37:38,581 --> 00:37:40,061
We'd be laughed out
the bloody building!
768
00:37:40,141 --> 00:37:43,541
No, he's going back to prison,
even if l have to drag him there meself.
769
00:37:44,501 --> 00:37:46,141
You all right in there, Marty?
770
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:50,461
-Marty, are you okay?
-Whereabouts, V?
771
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:52,340
Just hanging up, soon as you walk in.
772
00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,741
-[sighs]
-It's not.
773
00:37:55,181 --> 00:37:56,141
You what?
774
00:37:56,221 --> 00:37:58,141
[Marty]
Nice wedding dress, Veronica.
775
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:01,941
Burn a treat this will.
776
00:38:03,941 --> 00:38:06,581
You try and send me back to prison,
777
00:38:06,860 --> 00:38:10,021
the dress goes up,
the house goes up, we all go up.
778
00:38:10,101 --> 00:38:11,101
[scoffs]
779
00:38:11,741 --> 00:38:12,820
Marty,
780
00:38:13,461 --> 00:38:14,461
open the door.
781
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,981
Open the bleedin' door!
782
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,261
Shouldn't talk about Marty like that.
783
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:22,221
-Oh! [whimpers]
-[Marty] It's not fair.
784
00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,661
-[thudding]
-Marty doesn't like it.
785
00:38:25,981 --> 00:38:28,021
And you're not getting married
without me!
786
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,901
-[Marty] Bucket bit! Bucket bit!
-[Lip chuckling]
787
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:34,621
-[Lip] S-- Sorry.
-[sighs]
788
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:40,661
-[grunts]
-[Veronica] What's he doing?
789
00:38:41,581 --> 00:38:42,741
He's just sitting there.
790
00:38:44,981 --> 00:38:46,021
Lighting matches.
791
00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,061
Jesus Christ!
792
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,021
He's gonna burn down
the bleedin' house.
793
00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:54,221
This is what he did at my granddad's
funeral, he gutted half the hospice.
794
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,741
Let's just call the cops.
795
00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:57,221
At least that way we'll get shot of him.
796
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,421
Kev's right.
797
00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,061
If the house goes up,
we're not gonna be able
798
00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:02,461
-to get him out of there.
-What about the wedding?
799
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:05,021
-This is our big day!
-Don't take it out on me,
800
00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:07,141
-he's your brother!
-He's always been like this!
801
00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:09,061
Hates anyone else being
the centre of attention!
802
00:39:09,141 --> 00:39:11,541
Everything has to be about him!
Always bloody him!
803
00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,141
He wants putting in a nuthouse!
804
00:39:13,741 --> 00:39:15,421
Oi, oi, what's-- what's going on?
805
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:16,901
Bit of a problem.
806
00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:19,021
Is there any chance we can put things
back an hour, Steve?
807
00:39:19,101 --> 00:39:22,101
The room's only booked till three, we'd be
pushed to change things at this stage.
808
00:39:22,181 --> 00:39:23,181
What-- What's happened?
809
00:39:23,621 --> 00:39:24,701
[Lip] Veronica, your mum's here.
810
00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:26,461
[Veronica] Just get him out of here!
811
00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:29,261
Fiona, tell her I can't see her.
Tell her anything, just get rid of her!
812
00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:32,981
-Never get married.
-[Fiona] Carol,
813
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,941
Veronica wants you coordinating
things at the other end.
814
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:37,181
[Carol] All right.
815
00:39:40,101 --> 00:39:41,941
[Veronica]
The whole thing's ruined.
816
00:39:42,021 --> 00:39:44,101
[sobbing] We've got to be there
in an hour.
817
00:39:44,181 --> 00:39:46,181
-Shh...
-And I've got that wanker
818
00:39:46,701 --> 00:39:49,421
-stuck in me bathroom!
-[Kev] Oh, I know.
819
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,701
C-- Call it Catholic guilt... [sobs]
820
00:39:52,941 --> 00:39:55,941
...but I am starting to think
there's a message in here somewhere.
821
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:59,541
All I want is to own me own home.
822
00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:01,261
[clicks tongue] For us.
823
00:40:02,101 --> 00:40:03,661
Somewhere we can feel safe.
824
00:40:03,741 --> 00:40:05,621
-Hmm.
-Somewhere we can call our own.
825
00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:07,741
[sighs] Maybe fetch kids up in.
826
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,101
Thought you didn't want nippers.
827
00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:14,701
Based on what?
828
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,021
On you saying how much you hate 'em.
829
00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:19,661
Yeah, other people's.
830
00:40:20,261 --> 00:40:22,461
But l might not mind
a baby Kev running around.
831
00:40:22,981 --> 00:40:24,340
-Aw.
-[chuckles]
832
00:40:24,581 --> 00:40:26,141
[both chuckling]
833
00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:28,380
What d'you wanna do, Kev? [sighs]
834
00:40:28,661 --> 00:40:30,261
Shall we call it off?
835
00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:31,860
Tell everyone we've had second thoughts?
836
00:40:31,941 --> 00:40:33,061
No chance.
837
00:40:34,261 --> 00:40:36,421
In an hour's time, we're getting married
838
00:40:36,941 --> 00:40:38,501
and there's nothing gonna stop that.
839
00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:39,901
[chuckles]
840
00:40:41,101 --> 00:40:42,501
Remember when we were kids?
841
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,421
How you'd always tag along
wherever I went.
842
00:40:47,981 --> 00:40:51,181
I know I got angry and that,
shouted at you...
843
00:40:52,901 --> 00:40:55,221
but I always looked after you,
didn't l, Marty?
844
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,261
You know why?
845
00:40:59,741 --> 00:41:01,340
Because I'm your big sister...
846
00:41:03,061 --> 00:41:04,901
and I didn't want you
getting in any trouble...
847
00:41:06,061 --> 00:41:07,261
because I love you.
848
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:10,021
[sighing]
849
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:14,221
And that's why I want you
to go back to prison.
850
00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:16,581
[sighs]
851
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:18,181
[blows nose]
852
00:41:19,181 --> 00:41:20,141
[sniffles]
853
00:41:21,501 --> 00:41:23,461
But I've been thinking
about the wedding...
854
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:27,141
and you know something?
855
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,221
[chuckles] You're right.
856
00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:32,941
Because...
857
00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,101
[sobs]
858
00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:36,981
...m-- my wedding day...
859
00:41:38,461 --> 00:41:40,181
wouldn't be my wedding day...
860
00:41:41,061 --> 00:41:41,981
[sobs]
861
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:44,461
...without my little brother there.
862
00:41:46,581 --> 00:41:48,741
[sighs]
863
00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:49,860
In fact...
864
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:55,101
I'd like you to be the one
to give me away.
865
00:41:58,261 --> 00:41:59,181
[whimpers]
866
00:42:00,701 --> 00:42:01,860
Marty?
867
00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:04,141
[door opening]
868
00:42:07,941 --> 00:42:10,061
-You mean it?
-[Veronica chuckles]
869
00:42:10,941 --> 00:42:11,981
Cross me heart.
870
00:42:15,261 --> 00:42:18,661
Oh, come here and give us a hug,
you daft little bugger. [laughing]
871
00:42:20,221 --> 00:42:21,741
[Marty groans] What are you--
872
00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:25,421
You-- You bitch!
873
00:42:26,061 --> 00:42:27,860
You lying, two-faced-- Bucket spunk!
874
00:42:27,941 --> 00:42:29,300
[panting]
875
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:32,261
I'll burn your fucking house down!
I'll burn...
876
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:36,300
[sighs]
877
00:42:36,901 --> 00:42:39,661
-Performance of a lifetime.
-Just call me Nurse Ronnie!
878
00:42:39,941 --> 00:42:40,981
[Veronica chuckles]
879
00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:42,661
Right, let's get him out of here.
880
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:43,981
-Nice one.
-[chuckles]
881
00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:01,661
Yeah, mid-twenties, probably a junkie.
882
00:43:01,741 --> 00:43:04,380
He looks like he might be dead.
Chatsworth Park.
883
00:43:04,461 --> 00:43:06,661
He's frightening the kiddies. All right.
884
00:43:08,701 --> 00:43:09,780
Sorted.
885
00:43:09,860 --> 00:43:13,141
[children laughing]
886
00:43:20,661 --> 00:43:22,261
["Hey Baby" by DJ Ötzi playing]
887
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:25,780
♪ Hey, hey, baby, ooh, ah! ♪
888
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:27,340
♪ I wanna know ♪
889
00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:28,901
[indistinct chatter]
890
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,780
♪ If you'll be my girl ♪
891
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:33,380
[DJ] And now, Ball family!
892
00:43:33,461 --> 00:43:39,380
♪ Hey, hey, baby, ooh, ah! ♪
893
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,380
♪ I wanna know ♪
894
00:43:41,461 --> 00:43:42,621
[speaking indistinctly]
895
00:43:43,340 --> 00:43:45,421
♪ If you'll be my girl ♪
896
00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:47,661
[indistinct chatter]
897
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:51,981
♪ Hey, hey, baby ♪
898
00:43:52,061 --> 00:43:53,061
[speaking indistinctly]
899
00:43:53,141 --> 00:43:54,621
♪ Ooh, ah! ♪
900
00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:56,421
♪ I wanna know ♪
901
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,261
[speaking indistinctly]
902
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,741
♪ If you'll be my girl ♪
903
00:44:02,061 --> 00:44:07,981
♪ Hey, hey, baby, ooh, ah! ♪
904
00:44:08,501 --> 00:44:10,461
♪ I wanna know ♪
905
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:11,501
-♪ Oh! ♪
-♪ Oh! ♪
906
00:44:11,581 --> 00:44:13,340
♪ If you'll be my girl ♪
907
00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:22,261
♪ Hey, hey, baby, ooh, ah! ♪
908
00:44:22,741 --> 00:44:24,701
♪ I wanna know ♪
909
00:44:24,941 --> 00:44:25,860
-♪ Oh! ♪
-♪ Oh! ♪
910
00:44:25,941 --> 00:44:27,661
♪ If you'll be my girl ♪
911
00:44:28,461 --> 00:44:30,741
-[music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
912
00:44:31,221 --> 00:44:32,501
[laughs]
913
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:35,340
-What are you doing here?
-Everyone said come for a drink.
914
00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,900
Yeah, one, then piss off home.
915
00:44:36,981 --> 00:44:39,860
["Relight My Fire" by Take That playing]
916
00:44:42,461 --> 00:44:44,780
Hiya, gorgeous! What's your name?
917
00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:46,820
-Quentin.
-Quentin?
918
00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:48,261
With a Q?
919
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:49,380
[Tina groans]
920
00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:53,300
You'd think they'd have toilet paper
on special occasions.
921
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:54,741
[music playing]
922
00:44:55,061 --> 00:44:57,900
Tina! Tina! Your husband's just turned up!
923
00:44:58,501 --> 00:44:59,461
You what?
924
00:45:00,061 --> 00:45:02,941
[music continues]
925
00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,141
[Marty] Bucket biff! [coughs]
926
00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:06,461
[Tina] You what?
927
00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:09,541
[toilet clanking]
928
00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:14,141
[Marty] Bucket!
929
00:45:15,461 --> 00:45:19,340
[Marty giggling, panting]
930
00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,820
♪ Re-light my fire ♪
931
00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:25,261
[Marty] Fucking! [clears throat]
932
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:29,820
♪ Your love is my only desire
Relight my fire ♪
933
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:33,261
[grunting, panting]
934
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,101
["The Look of Love" by ABC playing]
935
00:45:38,181 --> 00:45:39,820
♪ The look of love ♪
936
00:45:40,261 --> 00:45:41,261
So...
937
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:43,141
what do you think, Mrs Ball?
938
00:45:44,221 --> 00:45:45,541
-You happy?
-Mm.
939
00:45:46,501 --> 00:45:47,340
Very happy.
940
00:45:51,421 --> 00:45:54,021
[music playing]
941
00:45:55,181 --> 00:45:56,141
[Carol] Hey...
942
00:45:57,621 --> 00:45:58,661
this is for you.
943
00:45:59,261 --> 00:46:01,141
Official. [chuckling]
944
00:46:03,581 --> 00:46:06,101
-Oh, it's been a perfect day.
-[mouths] Oh, I know.
945
00:46:06,741 --> 00:46:09,181
I only wish our Marty could've been here.
946
00:46:12,701 --> 00:46:13,581
[door closes]
947
00:46:23,021 --> 00:46:25,021
-Oh, bloody hell!
-[Carol screams]
948
00:46:25,101 --> 00:46:28,181
-Right! Fire! Get out! Get out!
-[woman screaming]
949
00:46:28,741 --> 00:46:30,941
[Jez] ...me whole bloody pub
goes up in flames!
950
00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,621
[Veronica] We never got to keep
the money in the end.
951
00:46:32,701 --> 00:46:35,701
We had to pay for Marty's little
firework display in the toilets.
952
00:46:35,780 --> 00:46:37,380
So, we never got to buy the house,
953
00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,221
but at least we've got our day
to remember,
954
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:40,581
and I wouldn't change that,
955
00:46:41,221 --> 00:46:42,421
not for anything.
956
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,421
[Frank] Give us a pint before I go, Jez.
957
00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:47,820
[siren wailing]
958
00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,380
We are now looking
for a three-year-old boy.
959
00:46:50,461 --> 00:46:51,380
[Lip] Debbie planned this.
960
00:46:51,461 --> 00:46:53,421
-She nabbed the kid?
-The name of--
961
00:46:53,501 --> 00:46:54,661
Jody!
962
00:46:54,741 --> 00:46:56,541
What will they do to her
if they find her?
963
00:46:56,621 --> 00:46:58,461
If that kid was one of mine,
964
00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,261
I'd want that guy's bollocks in a bag.
965
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,741
This is all we need, are you right
in the bloody head?
966
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,101
She's not screwy,
and she didn't steal him,
967
00:47:05,181 --> 00:47:06,780
she borrowed him accidentally.
968
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:08,380
[Debbie]
We had some chocolate buttons.
969
00:47:08,461 --> 00:47:11,380
-[Lip] Who saw you?
-Nobody. We just ran.
970
00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:14,181
Please contact us immediately.
We need your help.
971
00:47:15,421 --> 00:47:17,541
Who the fuck are you?
972
00:47:17,621 --> 00:47:19,780
[music playing]
973
00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:00,941
[siren wailing]
974
00:48:02,261 --> 00:48:05,101
[groans]
975
00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:06,780
Pig.
976
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:08,780
Scum.
977
00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:11,701
Filthy pig, pig, piggy!
978
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,261
[snorts]
979
00:48:15,021 --> 00:48:16,461
Shut it, smart arse.
980
00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:19,061
-Bucket spunk.
-[tyres screeching]
981
00:48:19,141 --> 00:48:21,701
[siren stops]
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