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Hi there, remember me?

It's me, Sukhi.

I'd gathered beds and beddings two years ago, in my uncle's village.

We gathered them, but no one returned them.

Anyway forget it, doesn't concern us.

Theirs owners will take them back.

That was our talkative cook cum confectioner, Sadhu.

He spent the whole movie trying to figure out how to make Chocolate Barfi.

He did manage to get us one in the end.

Now the only difference here is that Sadhu is not a confectioner..

..but the grandfather of the boy who is about to get married.

But he is just as talkative.

There will be distillation this time as well.

There will fun and chaos this time as well.

There will be collection of beds and beddings this time as well.

But in Canada.

This is Surrey, a Punjabi village in British Columbia.

Sadhu Singh has been staying here from quite some time now.

Sadhu had just one dream.

He wanted his grandson, my mother's sister's son Ganda..

..to get married in Punjab.

And that it should be at least a 15 days affair.

But he couldn't go to Punjab due to some problems.

So, he turned Surrey into Punjab.

So, get ready guys.

We'll gather beds and beddings in Canada.

Let's me show you what chaos awaits you in Manje Bistre 2!

Pichora!

Ganda!

Where is everyone? No one's in sight.

Is anyone alive? Or did all of you die before me?

Pichora!

Ganda!

Honey!

Yes, Bapu-ji (grandfather)?

Where's everyone?

- You need something? - I don't need anyone.

There are just 10 days left for the wedding.

Tell me how will the wedding take place!

Don't worry, the wedding take place.

This isn't a western wedding where in you muah..

And you are married.

Don't the bride and the groom kiss each other during the wedding?

I cannot say much about the bride and the groom..

..but many kiss many in their drunkard state.

Guests get together 10 days before the wedding.

We end up using more water in alcohol than on washing the utensils.

And everyone tends to drink a lot.

Guests will soon be arriving.

Where have we started the distillation process?

Bapu-ji, it's illegal to make alcohol at home.

That's why I wanted him to get married in Punjab.

There cops help you start the distillation process.

And they also shoot twice before they leave.

Bang-bang.

Then you should have done the wedding in Punjab.

But no one listens to me.

I had just one last wish.

I wanted my grandson's wedding to take place in a grand scale in Punjab.

Get this straight. People take God's name while dying.

I'll be abusing my whole family while dying.

Damn your mother, damn your sister.. Can you believe that?

Calm down, Bapu. What's wrong?

What else could go wrong?

Didn't I tell you to get Ganda married in Punjab?

There are just 10 days left for the wedding..

..yet no arrangements have been made.

This house looks as sad as a house..

..where a daughter has just been married off.

- Can you believe it? - Don't worry, Bapu.

Your grandson's wedding will take place..

..just as you had wanted it to take place in Punjab.

Then all the guests will get arrested.

Before taking the action outside..

..first at least set the mood inside the house.

What's the use of your property and business?

I was better off than you.

Though I was just a berry plucker..

..alcohol was as free flowing at your wedding as water is in the fields.

Can you believe it?

Bapu, Kaleja and Tota have gone to the grocery store.

They will get alcohol on their way back. We will have alcohol.

Who do you plan to serve it to?

We also need people to drink it!

Calm down before you pop a vein and paralyse yourself.

We have send invites, we will guests joining us.

We will serve alcohol to them.

Now let me quickly go to my office, people are waiting for me.

Let me make some money to spend on your grandson's wedding.

All of them are neither happy when someone is born..

..nor are they sad when someone dies.

Honey, get me something to eat.

Let me have two pegs and do my thing.

Bapu-ji, my name is not Honey.

My name is Christlane.

You too have started acting smart after learning Punjabi.

Back then you'd thank us when we used to cuss you.

Alright!

Come on guys, we've brought the groceries.

Kaleja, call Honey.

Tota, you shouldn't talk to her in front of Bapu.

He might look half blind to you..

..but he keeps an eye on us like FBI would.

Come on, we are only asking her to carry the groceries inside.

We aren't offering her flowers.

Come on, Krishma.

Tota, Cristina.

- Come on, my sweetheart. - Yeah, come on, baby!

- My Cristina is here. - Look at her walk.

I'll whack both of you.

You've forgotten who you are after coming to Canada?

No servant would do anything for in Punjab..

..and here you are trying to order around a foreigner?

I know you haven't called her out to carry the bags.

You've called her out to have fun.

Bapu, it's for the house, what's wrong with her helping us?

- She too is a servant just like us. - How is she like you?

Look at her colour and then look at your ugly faces!

Even a mosquito thinks twice before biting you, fearing his own death.

- Heard that? - That includes you, Kalja.

- It's not Kalja, Kaleja, Bapu. - Both are the same.

Get this straight.

She understands everything.

If she decides to payback, you won't understand the cusses she will use.

Honey, you too get this straight.

If I see you with them, then you'll see the worse in me.

Even if they are dying, you won't offer them water.

- Okay, Bapu-ji. - Get out of my sight!

And why didn't you call the one because of whom we are doing all this?

Bapu, he is also on his phone.

I wonder which witch does Ganda keep talking to on the phone.

With his fiancee, Bapu-ji.

Damn you all.

My grandson has started drinking fancy?

Not fancy, fiancee. His future wife.

- He is talking to his betrothal. - Okay.

There he is, Bapu.

- I love you. - Wait, you dog!

Don't you have any shame? You keep saying "love you" to girls!

Bapu, I just said I love you.

Kids here do everything before the wedding.

That's why doom is near.

Bapu, don't be mad. Cool.

You have to say such things before the wedding.

People check the goods before they buy them.

She is going to be my life partner.

Like we never got married.

Your grandma used to hide her face under such a big veil.

She learnt who her husband is a year after the wedding.

When your father was born, I danced on one foot.

She saw that I am the one who is the happiest so I am her husband.

Bapu, this is what the problem is!

This is what the problem is, man!

You got grandma home without checking her out.

If you had checked you'd know that she winks.

She doesn't wink, she blinks!

- Mine just winked, yours will kick. - Bapu!

Tota, Bapu's back on business.

Get out of here.

Get lost!

If he wasn't the groom, his head would have been bandaged.

I'd broken his head open with a stick.

Bapu-ji, don't get angry. Blood pressure will rise.

At this age when there is a shortage of blood, how would it even rise?

They meet before the wedding..

..then they always stay under their wives' thumbs.

You know what used to happen back then?

There used to be one wife and around seven to eight kids.

Nowadays it's the other way around.

They have one kid and seven to eight wives.

What rubbish!

Let's go.

Honey, I think you should call a few of your Canadian men.

We will play Michael Jackson songs and do Bhangra on it.

- Ganda! - "I went to fetch water.."

Bapu-ji, do you know where Ganda is?

Ganda is stuck to his phone.

Oh no, my son got electrocuted?

Electrocuted? He's on the phone and not a tower..

..talking to the mother of your future grandson.

- Ganda! - Yeah, momma?

There you are!

My sister, her husband and son Sukhi are coming from Punjab.

Get ready quickly.

Weren't they supposed to come tomorrow? They are coming a day sooner?

Bapu-ji, they are the ones most excited for the wedding.

That's why they are coming a day sooner.

Mom, you should have told me.

I would have gone to pick them up at the airport.

You'd if you could spare some time from flirting with your wife.

Bapu! My brother's gone to 'pitch' them.

- Get ready! - Mom! Not pitch, pick.

Whatever!

There you go guys!

Guests have arrived, let the party come alive!

Come and welcome the guests.

They are here! Move aside.

- My courtyard is filled with.. - Are they guests or dacoits?

Sukhi, my friend is here!

Like this!

Wonderful!

Sukhi is here!

What is this that you are doing, aunt?

Come on, aunt!

Remove her batteries or she'll get exhausted here itself.

- I seek your blessings, Bapu. - God bless you, son.

I seek your blessings.

- Hello. How are you? - Aunt!

Hello, uncle!

Seek his blessings, you idiot!

God bless you.

Hello.

Uncle, get our bags!

"Let's go to the fair, I'll carry your son."

Come on, uncle!

His mother's family is here!

Bapu, good that his wedding is taking place in Canada.

Otherwise by now in Punjab someone must have committed..

..that the boy must be washing utensils to make a living in Canada.

Because of this wedding brother finally got to see Canada.

I was better off in India.

There you can carry a kilo of poppy straws in your purse.

Here they even made us throw two packets of tobacco that we had.

You should have opened your mouth like the dustbin..

..and asked them to throw them in it.

Come on!

Bapu, tell me, do you want to take the guests inside..

..or should I take them back to the airport?

- Come on, let's go inside. - Come on boys, get the bags.

Let's go onside.

- Aunt, where's uncle? - He's..

He must be busy preparing for the wedding.

Like hell he's preparing for the wedding.

He's busy making money.

Bapu-ji, then who is handing the preparations?

Sister, men do it here.

Like they make cattle do it in Punjab, uncle!

Try to understand, you fool.

Here you hire help and then just relax.

- They will handle everything. - Then how will you enjoy the wedding?

Now do you want me to add spices to make it enjoyable?

Uncle, till you don't do the wedding chores by yourself..

..you don't get the feel of the wedding.

I am dying to roll the Ladoos (sweets) with my own hands.

How will you roll them, Bapu?

Your hands shake so much that if you hold a Ladoo, it starts to disintegrate.

They are behaving like the white people here.

- They have hired a welding guy. - Not a welder, a wedding planner.

Wedding planner?

So, who are you?

He's my father.

And who are you?

He's my son.

Who is it, Sukhi?

A father and a son, Bapu.

- And a Laatu. - Laatu?

Hey, I am a cook not a Laatu.

Come in, Tambu Ram. Walk straight in.

Sukhi, let them come.

They are the ones making all the arrangements for the wedding.

Okay. Let's go.

Let's go! Move it!

Come on, let's go.

Mr. Pishora Singh, please tell me what kind of arrangements do you want?

- Well.. - Shut up.

We want a Punjab style wedding.

10-15 to fight.

Hello!

He's not going kidnap the girl, he's going to marry her.

You just said you want a Punjab style wedding.

No dude, I don't want a Punjabi wedding.

My Canadian friends will be attending it.

I want an urban wedding, Canadian style.

Forget his wedding.

Tell me, can you arrange for an old man's funeral function?

Was the old man a resident in Canada?

I am a resident but they don't treat my life a family.

Don't get angry, Bapu.

Don't worry, we'll do it as you want it.

You all want to embarrass me.

Haven't you already embarrassed me enough by naming me Ganda Singh?

Be grateful that he agreed on Ganda Singh.

He wanted to name you Batu.

Don't worry, on the wedding invite, we'll write your name as Onion Singh.

Why don't you get married instead? I'm not getting married.

Look, decide whatever you want to.

We've spent 250,000 to come here.

Why are you lying?

Three people can come here from Punjab in 250,000.

We have come from Punjab, Laatu.

- Three people. - Really?

Yes.

Bapu, there are still 10 odd days left for the wedding.

Who knows whether you'll make it till then or not.

Let him get married like he wants.

If you extend his visa again then you'll see the worst of me.

I'll get you deported.

Don't you have any shame?

You have an elderly in your house.

This might be the last wedding he attends.

Let him get the wedding done like he wants.

Daddy, what kind of a wedding contract have you taken up?

When they are acting like this when sober..

..I wonder how will they behave when drunk.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

We cannot make the arrangements for the wedding like this.

That's why I suggest we should do the wedding in Punjab.

But no one listens to me.

Listen Bapu-ji, I have an option..

..which will keep both parties happy.

Bark away!

Now don't dare bite me!

Did you understand that, Bapu-ji?

Now explain it to us.

Fine, I'll explain it to all of you.

Before we came here, we used to plan wedding in Punjab.

This Laatu is also from Punjab.

Trust me, he had catered at all the minister..

..funerals in Punjab.

Why do you need to tell us that?

Good question, let me explain.

We will have a mix wedding.

Bapu, at one side of the house we'll start an open kitchen.

We will make Ladoos, Jalebis and Balushahis there.

Like back in the village.

On the other side we will set up white curtains.

Brand new white curtains.

This will have western style of arrangements..

..which doesn't happen in our villages.

Laatu, can you cook Punjab cuisine?

I can even filter butter out of a cooked vegetable.

That makes you a thief.

Whatever.

Anyway moving on, it simple words..

..we will be serving wine on one side and local liquor on the other.

And if anything goes wrong, we will also start using our sticks.

Then let it be. Forget it.

Why don't you just bring the bride home?

Just bring the bride home? Do you think we are paupers?

God alone knows that, I don't know.

But even paupers don't talk about sticks like you do.

- Right, son? - Yes, yes.

- Laatu is your son? - Son?

Why are you saying yes when you are not my son?

Why did you address me as son then?

Whatever!

Do whatever kind of wedding you want.

It should be a mix of Punjabi and Canadian style.

That is better.

This will work.

Okay, done.

Don't know when will I get married?

- Sukhi! - Yes, Bapu?

During my wedding there were 15 innovas.

Innovas?

But they weren't manufactured back then.

Then it must be doing your uncle's wedding.

But there weren't any innovas back then as well.

Then it must be some other car.

You aren't leaving the car, are you?

You aren't talking about the groceries.

- Bapu? - Yes?

How many chickens do we take?

Enough to so that each person gets four.

Why don't we just get ourselves poultry farm?

Many of them turn out to be dead.

Like these ones are crowing.

Let's get the things and get going.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Tell me, what do you want?

Do you work here?

Something like that.

- But your uniform.. - My uniform.. well, I..

Are you the owner of the store?

Sorry, I didn't realise.

Can you help me a little, please?

I have picked up quite a few things.

If I could get a trolley or a basket..

- I'm sorry but.. - There you go, dear.

You are carrying such a big basket for just two things?

A few more things and you'd be using a trolley.

I guess I took too many things. Thank you so much.

It's not a problem, no problem.

Tell me where the billing counter is. This is my first time in this store.

Come on, this is a limit. How can I take money from you?

It's not right. Please.

No, I'll pay it.

Look, we anyway have sales.

We give away so many things for free.

I being a Punjabi cannot take money from you.

- Please, please, thank you. - Are you sure?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Who knows, she might fall for me because of some free breads.

- Hello! - Yes?

Where are you off to without paying?

Being a Punjabi you are stealing? Don't you feel ashamed?

No, I didn't steal. Your owner gave me these things.

- That's why I was taking them. - Which owner?

The one in pink turban.

- He's the owner? - Yes.

We won't give men like him goods even if they pay.

Give them back.

What a mess.

I didn't know that these alarms would be here.

You didn't tell me what happened.

What else could have happened?

The boy was troubling the girl. We thrashed him up.

Good.

He deserved it.

Hello?

I am not here to trouble you.

Actually, I made a mistake.

You are so beautiful that after I saw you..

..I thought I should give everything away to you.

It was later that I realised that what I am giving you doesn't belong to me.

Look, I don't know your name..

The Romeo doesn't know her name but has her number.

I thought I should apologise to you.

Who knows when I'll get to meet you next.

Please forgive me before you leave.

I've made a mistake.

It's okay.

I think he has trapped her as well.

"Neither do I say anything nor do you."

"Neither do I stray nor do you."

"Neither do I say anything nor do you."

"Neither do I stray nor do you."

"Eyes deeper than the sea.."

"Let's drown ourselves in it."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

"I feel like singing a song only for you."

"Come on, let's build a home together."

"I feel like singing a song only for you."

"Come on, let's build a home together."

"People chant the name of God.."

"People chant the name of God.."

"Let's chant each other's name."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

"For you, I shall refuse any throne."

"Let us belong to each other, forgoing all traditions."

"For you, I shall refuse any throne."

"Let us belong to each other, forgoing all traditions."

"Let us make promises to each other.."

"Let us make promises and fear only God."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

"Come on.. let our eyes do the talking."

Sukhi bro..

Hello! What are you doing here?

Everyone at home is googling you.

You don't want me to have a home, do you?

Home? House? Which house?

I was dreaming about your sister-in-law.

You found her!

Yes, I did. But she is yet to be convinced.

Anyway, she is convinced in my dreams.

I'll convince her in real life as well.

Let's go.

Tota, don't carry all the burden alone, you'll strain your muscles.

I won't, Kaleja.

There you go, onions.

Are you their bhaiyas (domestic help)?

Why? Do you want to invite us for dinner?

Mind your own business. He's rude.

Not even our sister ever addressed us as bhaiya (brother)?

She addresses as veerji (brother with respect).

Who are you?

The caretaker of this house during the day..

..and its owner after nine.

Why are you its owner after nine?

We aren't allowed to drink during the day.

- Yes. - Get on with your work.

- Cook! - Yes?

Take this quickly.

Let it go.

Look, I've brought three boxes of clarified butter.

Even by mistake..

Don't try to steal any one of them.

Do you doubt me?

I do, that's why I am telling you, brother.

Drop it.

- Hey tent guy, tie them tight. - Okay!

English type people will be gathering here.

The usually come to find faults.

Planner?

- Yes, sir? - Do you suffer from hair fall?

Yes sir. Do you have a cure for it?

I want you to get yourself treated.

They are all shedding into the food that's being cooked.

Yesterday there were enough to braid in the cauliflower.

Hey planner!

- Yes, sir? - You didn't make any chicken?

How can I turn anyone into a chicken as punishment..

..when no one has made a mistake?

I mean the chicken that we eat.

My father came down from village two days ago..

..and you have only offered him lentils.

Believe me brother, when I came to Canada for the first time..

..I didn't get to eat anything for one week.

How is it our fault that no one offered you anything to eat?

My father is here for a wedding.

Brother, I wanted the chicken that we brought..

..to first get to know the family better.

Have we adopted these chickens?

Get this straight, if you don't cook chicken..

..then my father will end up eating your leg.

Don't blame us later for leaving this wedding with just one leg.

No, brother. It's a mistake.

Henceforth, every morning you'll get chicken with tea instead of biscuits.

Well done!

We'll dunk the chicken in tea and the chicken will drink the tea!

We'll neither get the chicken nor the tea.

- Planner! - Yes?

What have you done!

I had said I wanted white curtains for my wedding.

- Pure white. - They are all white.

You mean to say that I cannot see well?

No, you can see well, that's why you have chosen me.

Then quickly get those curtains cleaned up.

Don't worry, I'll handle it Ganda.

- Mr. Tambu Ram? - Yes?

What kind of a wedding contract have you taken up?

When they are acting like this when sober..

..I wonder how will they behave when drunk.

If my son would have been here..

..he would have cursed me as well.

Want me to say it, it'll give you shivers.

You idiot!

Bapu, he's not an idiot, he's a wedding planner.

Where the hell are you?

Yes mister, how can I help you?

Hey! Does he look like a miss to you?

- Address him as sir. - Okay, sir.

Who asked you to put those white curtains?

We use white curtains when someone is dead.

- Hear that! - Why should he?

I am talking to you.

No, he said that the curtains aren't white.

Bapu, here they use white curtains during a wedding.

Get out of here. People will think I am dead.

They will say the old man is dead.

Bapu is right.

We don't want people who come to congratulate you on your wedding..

..end up asking sweets of your father's funeral.

- Logic, logic, logic. - Bapu is right.

We should slightly change the colour of the curtains.

We don't want them to be pure white.

- Sukhi! - Don't worry.

Bapu, go and check other arrangements as well.

- Fine, I'll go and check. - Let's go, uncle.

Clean that wok, don't make me stand here like a hawk.

Mr. Tambu Ram?

Damn him to hell!

Much better!

Our old man is a pain.

He has one leg in the grave and yet he keeps making demands.

Don't make me start.

Ours is even worse.

He was dancing with the girl in the orchestra at our grandson's wedding.

He sends her a goodnight message on whatsapp every night before he sleeps.

Too much.

- All the guests will sit here. - Yes.

We will have Canadian waitresses serving them.

If Canadian waitresses will serve them..

..then don't expect the guest to just sit here.

Don't worry, Bapu.

We have the boys who will help. Black crow and Kaleja.

We cannot make someone green just for you.

Will anyone even greet me?

- Oh no, brother-in-law is here. - Son-in-law is here.

- Hey Bittu! - Hello, uncle.

Come here, my boy!

- Welcome! - How are you, brother-in-law?

- Hello, sister. - Hello.

- God bless you, son. - I seek your blessings, Bapu.

You are our son-in-law, come give me a hug.

You are finally here, sister.

You were very eager to come here. You left us behind in the village.

Anyway, we somehow managed to come to Canada.

Looks like you guys have nothing to do.

Why didn't any of you come with Pichora uncle to pick us up?

We were supposed to but we are so busy doing nothing here..

..that we didn't get the time to come pick you up.

Right, an idler never has time to spare.

Brother-in-law, what's with these goggles?

I am the son-in-law of this family.

I am bound to.

Oh, so it's a fashion statement.

I thought some had punched your eye.

Uncle, forget offering me any refreshments..

..you have started making fun of me instead.

Offer tea and refreshments to them.

Warm or cold water?

Green tea or normal tea?

Look at this, this is how they are treating a son-in-law at a wedding.

When our sons-in-law come over, we offer them seven shades of alcohol.

Son-in-law, you should recheck, it must be an ice-candy.

There is just alcohol comes in just one colour, brown.

Bitti, let's go.

We'll offer him alcohol inside. We have many bottles inside.

Don't make fun of me, let me warn you.

- Otherwise, I'll leave. - Come on, my boy.

- Okay, son. - Here's your piping hot chicken.

Kalja, are you alright?

Why? What's wrong with me, Bapu?

I saw your mother in my dream.

She was saying my Kalja's (heart) aching since yesterday.

- I too dreamed of her, Bapu. - Really?

She said look after for Bapu for the next two months.

- He's soon doing to die and join me. - Get lost!

- I've taken an extension. - I love you.

I love you so much.

I wanted to marry you

We will soon get married.

- Bapu? - Yes?

What's wrong with Ganda?

He is always saying "love you"?

He is romancing with his girl.

All the time?

Yes.

Like she might run away.

You never know.

These Americans keep running away.

Kaleja, you should have sneaked in a bottle.

We too would have enjoyed a drink or two.

I knew it! No matter what you promise..

..you cooks always love to steal things.

Our children will die if we don't make such promises.

- Look at him being noble. - Fine, brother.

This is like messing with honeycomb.

He'll learn a lesson one day.

Bapu, now that everyone is here..

..tell us how did you get a rod in your leg.

This happened a long time ago.

A very long time ago, I say.

I ended up fighting with Jagga the dacoit.

He too was as famous as me.

I mess with only an equal.

I roared!

Bapu, did you roar or wail?

Don't expect a PR through me.

When I roar and said get down from your horse if you are a man.

Then Bapu?

Well he was a man, so I got a rod.

Tota, quickly get done with the peas.

You never know when those animals might demand cottage cheese with peas.

Sister, the way they are drinking..

..I doubt they will even ask for a bed.

Yet you better find out.

- Kaleja? - Yes, ma'am?

Go and find out if they wish to eat then we'll make cottage cheese with peas.

You still haven't made cottage cheese with peas?

They think they already ate cottage cheese with peas.

That's why we are asking.

If they want we'll make it.

Yes.

Then let it be, ma'am. They'll eat flatbreads with meat.

Why do you want to work on it all over again?

You already have so much work to do.

Keep clicking selfies on your mobile.

Why don't you go and peel the pea pods elsewhere.

When there is just one pea in the house how can I go elsewhere?

Planner, what is this cheap alcohol you are offering me?

Do you know who I am?

You look like a man to me.

If you are something else then..

Planner, don't you dare call him a man.

He looks like a man to you?

- Uncle! - He is our son-in-law!

Oh sorry.

But son-in-law, tell me something..

..did you realise that this is a cheap alcohol after having six pegs?

He comes to his senses after he is six pegs down.

Sukhi, I kept on drinking to check..

..whether there is better stuff in the end.

But there wasn't any.

Don't worry, brother-in-law.

Planner, from tomorrow we change.

The alcohol?

Then what, you want to change the brother-in-law?

Boota Singh, I remember the alcohol we had distilled at my wedding.

We had made 10 drums of it.

- It's a lie. - If you don't me then ask Pichora!

Like Pichora uncle was born back then.

Then ask the one who was there.

Let me tell you, I won't tolerate such cheap alcohol at the wedding.

I told you we should make a few drums at home.

But Bapu, we cannot do anything illegal.

Illegal? It's not like I am asking the bride's family for a dowry.

Planner, I want you to set up a distillation process here tomorrow.

You'll get me beaten up.

I don't care, I want to set up a distillation process right here.

Got it?

Don't worry planner, I won't let you get arrested.

Shut up.

After you landed, you stood in a queue for one..

..and a half hour at the immigration.

The custom's dog kept on stiffing you for half an hour.

How the hell will you save him?

I'll save him, uncle. Don't worry.

It won't be a problem.

Just tell me where Ganda is.

What do you want from Ganda?

His science text book.

Ganda!

Ganda!

He's a smart boy.

Tota, I brought you everything need to make alcohol at home.

Now you can even gargle with alcohol.

I'll use water to gargle.

- Tota.. - My mouth will stink.

People eat cardamoms because of that.

And you want me to gargle with alcohol.

You will never succeed in life.

I don't care even if you put alcohol in the water tank.

I'd use that in the bathroom too.

I just hope your family doesn't object on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Go on.

Get down and go to the fields, Tota.

You got upset with me, Sukhi?

There must be cops around the corner.

If they see us carrying these things then they'll arrest us.

We are only carrying grapes and sugarcane.

How would they know that we are making alcohol?

When we buy milk, they know we are going to make cottage cheese from it.

Oh, I didn't know.

- Go! - Fine, I'm leaving.

"I want to spend my life with you."

"This is all I dream about."

You remember there used to be a bangle seller at the bus stop?

Do you know if he is still there?

No, I don't. But we can check on the way.

- Okay. - Look at him staring at you.

"Don't say a word."

"Let the moon and the stars sleep."

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

'Even blind started seeing.'

'They started looking for you.'

'Seeing you laugh, even the mute in my city started talking.'

'Wonderful!'

'Now that's what you call a beautiful girl.'

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

Here, how are they?

I didn't like them.

I like them.

They look like they were made for you.

You're bound to say that to sell your goods.

Let's go and check ahead.

- There are usually more sellers over there. - Let's go.

"Whenever our eyes meet, we both feel shy."

"I feel like stopping you by holding you hand.."

"..before this opportunity passes away."

"Only with God's will, do.."

"Only with God's will, do two hearts unite."

- Don't you think everyone has the same kind of bangles? - Yes.

You are here as well? What are you doing here?

Don't you have to make alcohol?

- What? - Bapu's calling you, wake up!

Wake up!

Bapu who?

My father!

I'll be there in two minutes, uncle.

Come down, son.

Okay son, sit here with this book in hand.

Uncle, what do I do with this book?

You don't have to do anything.

If an outsider comes and ask what's going on here..

..then you'll say that you've got homework from school on distillation.

- Okay, uncle. - Very good.

Planner, you go and start preparing the chicken.

We will have fun now!

What a high it gives, Sukhi!

I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Bapu, you just wait and watch how much more fun you'll have!

Planner, why are you feeding us such weak chickens?!

Sir, do you want to eat them or make them wrestle?

Son-in-law, if you'll wait for ten minutes I'll take them to a gym.

No, I'll go find a strong chicken for you.

"Black string got stuck to the door."

"Brother-in-law fought with his sister-in-law."

Tota, no matter what you say, Latu loves his wife.

That is true.

Once in the evening in a romantic mood sister-in-law tells him..

Latu, do something that makes me sigh.

- Then? - He gave her a cigarette burn.

Wait, you scoundrel!

That's enough, Bapu. Don't you want to attend my wedding?

Nothing's going to happen to me.

I have had pure stuff.

I don't have pizzas and burgers like you.

Even at this age I can defeat you boys in Kabaddi!

Ganda, why are you messing with him?

Bapu is a force to reckon with even when sober.

And now he is drunk.

Bapu, you shouldn't put down our generation over everything.

You always keep badmouthing us.

You are always making tall claims.

I can play the games you can play.

But you cannot play the games I can.

- You are challenging me? - I think it was a challenge, Bapu.

Fine, I'll clear your misunderstanding then.

If I don't win then my name isn't Makhan Singh.

Bapu, your name isn't Makhan Singh.

- You are Sadhu Singh. - Then who is Makhan Singh?

Oh yes, he was my grandfather, Makhan Singh.

Come on Sukhi, let's make him play my games.

Come on, let's get on with it.

Well done!

This is a new problem Bapu has invited for us.

Bitti loses! Bitti is out! Out! Out! Out!

You got dragged into this unknowingly.

You better keep your eyes open while running.

Don't end up crushing your father-in-law on the way.

I cannot help it, Bapu-ji.

My eyes stay closed when I start to run.

Open your eyes, sister.

We don't want someone to close his eyes forever because of you.

Well said.

Come on Tota, take a chair out and then play the music.

- Come on, everyone! - Come on, everyone!

"Beds and beddings!"

Hurry up!

Brother-in-law, you've got the visa.

Bapu, what are you making us do at the wedding?

You play games at the wedding and not at funerals.

I'm tired.

Then accept defeat and move out.

Bapu, he's already out.

Canada is outside the area he came from.

Best of luck, Katrina.

Keep moving.

Ganda, if someone gets tripped on his loincloth and falls..

..then you will be blamed for it.

We will handle that when that happens.

But son, it will ruin your wedding.

No, no, no, this is cheating.

And the trouble begins.

Watch out!

Stand up and tie it back.

Ganda, why are you making fun of us?

Stop this game.

Bapu, why don't you give up? Watch out for your loincloth.

Ganda, what made you think of this game?

Please tie it back, I'll declare you the winner.

Make the one who has it tied win.

Tie it! Look at that!

I don't look down while running.

Bapu, we are all looking at you, you just look down.

Damn you all! Where's my loincloth?

Don't turn back or you will lose.

In this game, you can only move forward.

Bapu, he is better than you.

Good, Bapu is safe.

Brother-in-law, you too got the visa.

Come here, brother.

Tie it properly.

It's okay. We are all family. Come here.

Do you need a belt, father?

Come here, brother.

Don't end up hatching eggs here.

Why are you so upset?

Someone please give me my loincloth back.

It's not right for an elderly man to expose his legs.

Bapu, we won't let anyone help you.

It opened during the game so you'll have to pick it during the game.

Otherwise you'll lose, okay?

Give him his loincloth.

It is not right for me to touch my father-in-law's loincloth.

You give it back to him.

I used to even dress naked cattle in the village.

You cannot even give your father's loincloth to him.

Bapu, they won't give you your loincloth now.

After you die they will take everything off your body.

It's okay.

I came into this world naked and I'll die naked too.

Bapu, so you don't want to invite ladies for your funeral.

It doesn't matter even if they come.

They will anyway cry behind the veil.

Why are you hiding your faces?

I've just lost my loincloth, it's not like I've farted.

"Beds and beddings."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"Beds and beddings."

Aunt fell!

Get up, get up, get up! There is just one chair vacant.

- Sit down quickly. - You won't help Bapu?

- Bapu, you are out. - Bapu lost!

No, this is not fair. I didn't lose.

Bapu!

Bapu, go and play there.

Come on Bapu, tie your loincloth.

You've cheated.

Hello?

- Hi! I love you. - Come here Bapu, it's okay.

You shouldn't mess around with your grandchildren.

He's always on his phone.

I told you not to do it.

You got defeated, didn't you?

It was because the loincloth came loose.

Otherwise you'd be the first one to upload a picture of yours..

..with today's champion.

Fine then get back into the game.

I would but where did the ones who challenged me disappeared?

Love you, good night.

Talk to you tomorrow, okay?

What?

Her.

- Alone? - What do you mean?

I mean it has been so many days since I came from Punjab..

..and you are yet to introduce me to my sister-in-law.

Oh.

Is that so? I'll introduce you to her tomorrow itself, Sukhi.

Who has seen tomorrow?

We have had homemade alcohol.

Who know whether or not we might get up tomorrow.

- Let's go right away. - We might not get up?

Sukhi, it's so late. I'll fix up a meeting for tomorrow, please.

What?

Let's go brother, let's go right away.

- Let it go, uncle! - I said let it go.

- Let it go, uncle! - Son-in-law, let it go.

I am the son-in-law of this family.

I'll sit on this chair.

You might be our son-in-law.

But relationships don't count during a game.

People will say that the in-laws bruised their son-in-law.

- Let it go. - Then you will sit on it?

- I'll sit on it. - Bitti, pack your bags!

Yes Bitti, pack your bags and go wherever you want.

My honour is at stake here, uncle.

I won't let you sit on it.

- What about my honour? - I won't let you sit on it.

- I will sit on it. - How so?

Move aside.

No matter how much you punch me, I won't get up.

Bitti pack your bags and take him away.

Move!

What will I tell them what are you doing here at this hour?

Tell them I am coming over to introduce Sukhi to his sister-in-law.

Tell him he can meet me in the morning.

Damn! Please agree.

It's easy to convince a sober man.

Who can ever convince a drunkard?

I don't know anything, you are not coming means you are not.

That's final.

Pam, okay.

What does she say?

How can she stop us?

If you want to lie then keep the speaker's volume down.

I could here her.

Liar.

Sukhi, drop it. Meet her tomorrow.

Why are you getting your bro insulted?

You are such a coward.

You are scared to meet you own wife?

People aren't even that scared when they're meeting someone else's wife.

Sukhi, drop it.

- Let's go. - Sukhi!

"We'll gather the beds and beddings."

"We'll gather the beds and beddings."

This way.

Stay close.

Sukhi, no one should find out that we are here.

Have a few more drinks and then even you won't know that we are here.

Let's go.

Sukhi!

Are we entering a temple that you're removing your shoes?

Let's go inside.

Come on in.

Let's go in there, Sukhi.

This is the problem in the houses where a wedding is taking place.

Two to three people have to share a bathroom.

Pammi's brother.

He must have left by now.

Now tell me where will Pammi be right now.

Pammi?

In the room upstairs.

You stay here, I'll go and find out.

I have come here to meet her, you fool.

You stay here, I'll go and find out.

How does Pammi look like?

How does Pammi look like?

Like a girl.

Thank God you told me otherwise I'll go meet a boy.

Go.

Let me go.

- I seek your blessings. - Idiot!

Do I look old enough to seek my blessings?

Come on nephew!

- Who is it? - It's me, Gurnam.

Gurnam who?

Bhola's son from Uchcha Pind.

You had attended my turban tying ceremony.

I applied for work visa they say it will take time.

They said it'll take time.

Gurnam, I too will take time.

Strange.

- Who is it? - Santi.

Santi, go somewhere else, I'll take some time in here.

Oh no.

Who is it?

Gurnam from Ucha Pind..

..you had attended my turban tying ceremony.

I applied for work visa they say it will take time.

I too will take time. Come back later.

Strange.

If they take so long to poop..

..then they will surely take time to give work permit.

Pammi, let me know when you want to drink some milk.

Pammi!

What are you doing here?

It's my room so where else will I be?

But what are you doing here?

I.. my mistake..

Sorry.

- Bye. - Wait, listen to me.

Rano, who was that?

I don't know, some boy.

Oh no, I think he was Ganda's cousin.

He was coming to meet me.

Did he assume that you are Ganda's fiancee?

- Ganda? - Yes?

- I didn't like her. - You didn't like her?

Oh, she must have not had a bath.

- Not like that. - Then?

I didn't like her eyes.

You didn't like her eyes?

Oh, Sukhi, I forgot to tell you, she had undergone an eye surgery.

Why don't you understand?

Let me tell you, sister-in-law doesn't love you.

She doesn't love me?

Hey hello, ours is a love marriage.

There are not guarantees in love marriages either..

..that both the people love each other.

The one who can love you can love someone else too.

Sukhi, you shouldn't drink so much.

What kind of a person are you!

You are blaming alcohol when your wife is at fault.

Sukhi, this is my last warning you shouldn't drink so much.

I can make do if I don't drink much.

But if you get married, you'll won't survive if you drink less.

I have a bad feeling about it.

Brother, she isn't the right girl for you.

Listen to me.

Get in.

Ganda

My grandfather had a buffalo with huge horns.

Girls of Delhi used to swing on one horn..

..and girls of Lahore used to swing on the other.

When the buffalo shook its head..

..the girls of Delhi would fall in Lahore..

..and the girls of Lahore would fall in Delhi.

- Girls of Lahore? - In Delhi.

That's nothing, Sukhi.

My grandfather loved to raise goats.

This is what the villagers have told me. He had a big stick.

He would raise it, move the clouds aside..

..and keep hitting the sky, as a result..

..babul tree's leaves from the heaven would heap up on the ground.

Goats would quickly eat them and grow this big.

Then some would give 40 litres of milk and some 50 litres.

- My grandfather was a great man. - Yes.

Where did your grandfather keep such a big stick?

- You don't know? - No.

In your buffalo's shed.

Oh damn, we are in trouble.

- Run! Run! - Oh hell, your uncles are here.

They will offer you homemade liquor.

What will happen now?

What will happen now?

They will beat us up.

"Beds and beddings!"

Bapu, your alcohol will be a death call for me.

I'm coming!

I'll be right back.

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds.."

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds and beddings!"

What's going on here?

Kid's got some homework.

We're working on it. We aren't making any alcohol.

Yes.

Homework for the kid. Science practical.

- Yeah, yeah. - Where is the kid?

The kid?

The kid's using the washroom.

Bittu!

Bittu, come here!

They will kill us!

They are making my son face the brunt.

Bring forth the one who's making such demands.

Don't take my name.

I'll overdose everyone, I have 2.5 kilos of poppy husk.

Son!

If they were here..

- Who mom? - No, the Punjab police.

- Then they would've turned this old man Sadhu.. - What is it called?

Dad, stop thinking wearing bright colours. First tell me what.

Colours. Colours.

They would have turned him black and blue.

Then we would have had so much fun.

So much fun!

How can the police dare to get us!

Your son-in-law is drunk.

Sukhi, where's Bittu?

Bittu! Bittu..

Come outside, son.

Otherwise, they take us along.

They'll beat us up, son.

Sukhi..

Bittu!

I'll go and get the kid.

Bittu!

Thank God they spared my son.

That's because he's illiterate. He doesn't know English.

If the groom gets arrested then so will the guests.

Is it really homework?

Yeah, that's what the kid told me.

- Can you check? - Damn it!

Well, he said, if you're a teacher then you can check.

But you're not a teacher, are you?

No, I'm a police officer.

Oh, sorry.

You can't check.

Brother-in-law, where is Bittu?

My Bittu doesn't eat or drink anything wrong why should he come forth?

Handle it on your own. I am right here.

Mummy! Where is sister?

She's gone with your uncle to get a few things for the ritual.

Try to understand, brother-in-law.

Bittu just needs to say what I have taught him.

That this is just a science experiment.

You cannot take Bittu with you.

Take the one because of whom we are doing this project.

Bittu, come on, we'll break the neighbour's window with the football.

Forget the windows, just make sure you don't get your bones broken, grandpa.

Bittu, I'll buy you sweets. Please open the door.

Don't lie, uncle.

You don't even know where the shops are.

Come on son, Bittu! Bittu!

Found him!

You just need to say what I taught you.

- That this is just a science practical. - Okay.

- Come with me, son. Let's go. - Bittu, wait!

Here's the kid.

Ask him whatever you want. Look, here's his science text book.

It's practical experiment. Ask him.

I say what's this all about?

Homemade alcohol.

Explain.

He says it's his new project.

It's very difficult. It's hard to explain.

Okay, carry on.

Punjabi kids, very hard working.

Doing their studies in the middle of the wedding.

What?

He said Punjabi kids are very hard working.

They are doing homework even during a wedding.

Yeah, yes, now the kid will go and study.

You should go, thank you.

- Let's go. - Thank you.

- All the best. - Yes.

Go.

Thank God the police officers are going back..

..otherwise I would have been deported to India.

I would have to see the rest of the wedding on my mobile phone.

They've left.

What happened? Get back to work.

Which idiot left the pipe here?

Get back to work.

Do you want anything else? They have filled almost all the trolleys.

Just get some cannabis, we'll make fritters.

Bapu-ji, why don't you call at home and ask the ladies..

..whether they want hookahs or something.

No one should stay sober, right?

What are you saying? Don't you have any shame?

You are the one who is shameless?

You sometimes ask for homemade alcohol..

..and sometimes ask to make cannabis fritters.

Are you interested in the wedding or getting a high?

We want to get a high, so what?

Fine then, tell me how much cannabis should I get.

Just enough to give us a high.

They will get me killed.

Do you have cannabis?

Hello, buy a few things that your brother-in-law likes too.

What do you want now? Flavoured tobacco?

Son-in-law, you anything won't find anything of your liking here.

You get only good stuff here.

Bapu, I think we have picked up quite a bit of grocery.

We need to get some guests home as well..

..we cannot just fill the house with groceries.

You should have seen the grocery we brought during my wedding.

Two trucks full of it.

Bapu, this is me begging to you.

You should consume good quality almonds..

..which will help you improve your memory.

During our last visit, you said your grocery was hauled in Innovas.

Now you are saying it was trucks.

I'll also cancel the visa you are on.

- Hear that. - Yes.

Bapu, why are you getting upset?

I remember grocery was hauled in trucks.

I am the one who had loaded them.

It's a different story that wasn't even born back then.

- Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Come on, get the things.

He keeps talking nonsense.

This is a limit.

Hello! What are you doing here?

Yes, I came here to pick up a few things.

I am sorry for last night.

No, it's perfectly alright.

In fact, I too wanted to meet you.

Can we go somewhere and talk?

- Like a restaurant? - Sure.

Would you like to have some coffee?

What are you saying?

You are getting married to someone in five days.

It is not right for us to drink coffee together.

Getting married?

Sister-in-law, quickly say whatever you want to, I need to leave.

I have so many things to say..

..but you don't have time for your sister-in-law.

Spend some time with me as well, brother-in-law.

What are you saying?

What if someone overhears us?

Then let them.

I only asked you to sit here. It's okay. Why did you run away last night?

Well, just.

- You should have stayed. - Huh?

Sister-in-law, does Ganda know that you are so open-minded?

These things are quite normal here.

It's okay.

That's why the whole of Punjab want to go to Canada.

Forget that, tell me what coffee do you want.

I have to leave, sister-in-law.

I think I need alcohol.

Okay, then let's drink together.

I'll share a few drinks with my brother-in-law.

Tell me what would you like to drink?

I'm leaving, I just remembered something.

I know you are helping with the wedding.

Sit down.

I don't know whether I am helping the wedding..

..take place or being called off.

Only God knows that.

- Goodbye, sister-in-law. - Listen!

Sukhi, I think you used to break marriages in Punjab.

Try to understand.

Why do you want a dual sim mobile phone?

Dual sim?

Come on, everyone.

It's quite late.

Go and sleep in your rooms.

We have a lot of work to do in the morning.

Then Bapu-ji, allow me to leave.

This is not right.

All of you eat, drink and then go to your respective rooms.

I'm not enjoying this wedding.

Bapu, this is a wedding and not mango shake that you aren't enjoying.

- What's wrong, Bapu? - What else could go wrong?

You drink alcohol and go to sleep at night.

In the morning, you leave to get the things needed for alcohol.

If this wedding were to take place in Punjab..

We would have gathered beds and beddings from villagers.

All the relatives would have slept together.

We would sing and dance.

We would have had so much fun.

It's not a big deal, Bapu.

We can gather beds and beddings here as well.

- Boys! - Yes.

Go to sleep now.

The first thing you do in the morning is gather beds and beddings.

Bapu shouldn't get upset.

You cannot gather beds and beddings in Canada.

People here have proper beds.

Fine, then we will take their proper beds.

We just need to perform the rituals. Right?

The ritual is of collecting small beds and beddings.

- Who collects proper beds and sofas? - Labour.

I mean who does that during a wedding?

Listen to me very carefully.

Sukhi, take a list from me before you leave.

- But listen to me.. - No ifs or buts.

Sukhi, you'll collect the beds and beddings tomorrow.

Okay guys, you can sleep in your private rooms tonight.

Tomorrow morning we will take the tractor..

..trolley keys spanners and screwdrivers.

We will get the beds and beddings.

We will also have to dismantle some of the beds.

- Hurry up, uncle. Give me the list! - Yes, yes.

It will get sunny otherwise.

You are not a fruit that you'd dehydrate under the sun.

Don't worry clouds will soon be back to trouble us.

- Cook! - Yes.

Quickly make the Jalebis (sweets) or one of them will start cussing you.

You know I can kill and then completely forget about it.

Try forgetting the cops will make you recall it.

Then you will keep checking your back.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Chef! Chef!

Give me some Jalebis to check.

I have checked them all, none of them are ill.

Ill? Like Jalebis can catch dengue.

Let me see how do they taste.

Bring them closer, I cannot lift them with a magnet.

- Don't put them into my nose. - Okay.

- Planner? - Yes?

They are not like the ones during my wedding.

Four people used to eat one Jalebi.

Bapu, they were diabetic.

I am talking about its size.

They were this big.

Planner! Stop arguing with Bapu.

Do as he says.

Cook, use 10 kilos of refined flour to make one Jalebi.

I cannot fry such a big Jalebi in my wok.

I am fed up.

You can even put hot oil in the swimming pool to fry them, but fry them.

Fry them!

It will be done.

And what will be the size of the Ladoos?

We will make such big Ladoos that you can even keep them in a museum.

Tambu Ram!

We want Ladoos to eat and not dinosaur eggs to keep them in a museum.

Deenanath!

- Bapu! - Yes.

How big were Ladoos at your wedding?

They were big, son.

Still, I mean this big or this big!

Quiet big.

Why are you troubling Bapu-ji?

Sometimes people are not in a mood to lie.

Wait, I am in a mood to hit you.

- I apologise, Bapu-ji. - Calm down!

We won't fight so early in the morning.

I will fight, you don't if you don't want to.

- Sukhi? - Yes?

We don't ignore any of Bapu's wishes at this wedding.

Who knows which might be his last wish?

Hey!

Bapu-ji, please forgive me.

Sometimes I don't realise whether I am insulting someone..

- ..or being insulted by someone. - Wait, I'll teach you a lesson today.

Bapu-ji!

- Hold Bapu back. - Don't be so angry, Bapu.

Uncle, hurry up or we'll have two less people at the wedding.

Everyone in the list are our friends.

Come on guys, all those who want to go to collect the beds..

..and beddings get on the tractor.

- Let's get ready to leave. - Sukhi!

Wait, I forgot someone.

- Who? - Singhara.

Does Singhara have a special bed here?

He's still single in Canada.

Like Bapu ordered this tractor..

- ..and trolley from Punjab just for fun.. - Yes.

Singhara ordered a special bed.

"Welcome Punjabis!"

"We are back with Manje Bistre!"

"To Canada we might have migrated."

"But we haven't forgotten our heritage."

"To Canada we might have migrated."

"But we haven't forgotten our heritage."

"We'll be collecting beds and beddings from everyone's house today."

"Today in the backyard we'll set up the.."

"Beds and beddings."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"Beds and beddings."

Aunt, uncle Pichora has sent us.

If you are addressing him as uncle then don't address me as aunt.

Use another address.

Don't spoil our relationship.

Paternal aunt, Ganda is getting married.

We need your bed.

Just like we collect beds and beddings in the village.

Our beds are joined together. Who will dismantle them?

Paternal aunt, maternal aunt, don't you worry.

We can even dismantle families. Dismantling a bed is quite easy.

"Go for it, Punjabis!"

"Punjabis!"

Boys, you forgot a leg-piece, take it along.

Don't say that uncle, it's bed legs.

If our boys hear "leg-piece" (chicken) they will start drinking.

Then we wont be able to gather and beds or beddings.

"He was out for 12 years and came back with what mattered."

"We are having a wedding in Canada.."

"We are having a wedding in Canada, we feel battered."

"It's not a wedding.."

"It's not a wedding.."

"If you don't collect beds and beddings."

"If you don't collect beds and beddings."

"If you don't collect beds and beddings."

"We need to visit everyone's house, Canadian men and women's too."

"We need to request them to give their beds.."

"..we aren't going to steal anything."

Yes?

Uncle Pichora has sent me here.

I want your bed.

How will she know Punjabi?

Uncle Pichora has sent us.

- We need your bed. - Bed!

Ganda's father, you remember?

Onion's father?

- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes.

- Pichora Singh sent you. - Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

- He want to sleep on your bed. - What!

No, no, no. Not here with you.

At home. Marriage function.

- Lot of people enjoying. - I'll call back.

Uncle! We are just about to be beaten up.

Hi, this is Jazz.

I'm Sukhi.

Actually, we need your bed.

We have a wedding at home.

We are collecting the beds for guests.

It's our ritual.

Yeah!

Okay!

We did it!

We come?

Let's go. Let's go.

Remove your shoes.

- Oh sorry. - Remove your shoes.

- Give me some oil. - Apply some down there as well.

Careful!

No, we won't need coffee.

She's didn't offer you any coffee.

What is your name?

Gabriel.

Gab..

Uncle, who does Gabriel sleep with?

Don't make me slap you.

You've already been humiliated because of that in the morning.

Who sleeps with whom here is none of your concern!

- Just write her name Gabriel. - Okay.

- Then ask her father's name. - Okay.

- What's your father's name? - I don't know.

My parents weren't married when I was born.

What is she saying?

She's saying her mother wasn't married when she gave birth to her.

Okay!

So she's an unregistered property.

- Fine. Okay. - Hey, hi.

- Hi. - Hello.

Your daughter?

No, she's not mine, she's my husband and his ex-wife's daughter.

She means she's not her daughter.

She her husband's daughter from his previous marriage.

She got her as a package deal.

This means properties here aren't registered.

No there are registered ones here as well..

..but those who seize the property don't give them up.

- Oh, okay. - Hi, everybody.

What's going on?

Your husband?

My ex-husband.

She is saying he's her ex-husband.

Gabriel.

This is my present husband. Stuart.

So him and my ex-husband are good friends. We all live together.

- What is she saying? - She means to say that her ex-husband..

..and her present husband..

..are good friends and so they all live together.

I think that the joint family system which is fading away in Punjab..

..has become a fad here.

How such a big family sleep on such a small bed is something to think about!

Please stop it!

They live together but sleep separately.

- Let's take the bed. - Yes.

- Thank you. - Let's go.

- Thank you very much. - Oh really!

"We need to visit everyone's house, Canadian men and women's too."

"We need to request them to give their beds.."

"..we aren't going to steal anything."

"We will place all the beds and beddings in the trolley."

"Today in the yard we will set up the.."

- "Hello Punjabis!" - Stop.

- Brother, I need to make a request. - What?

If you are collecting beds and beddings then take my wife's bed as well.

- Why? - She's always fighting with me.

This will give us an excuse to sleep together.

Brother, I so want to sleep with her.

"Bed and beddings."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

Brother, I've got it made especially on order.

Bring it back as it is.

- Mark it, son-in-law. - Yes.

What's your name, brother?

- Singhara. - Who do you sleep with?

I sleep alone, brother.

Let me know if you can change that.

"Out of all the villages in the world there is a village called Surrey."

"We are here since three generations.."

"We are here since three generations.."

"We are doing quite well."

"In this foreign country, we have earned our respect."

"In this foreign country, we have earned our respect."

"In this foreign country, we have earned our respect."

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds and beddings!"

"Okay then, goodbye!"

There you go, Bapu.

Fulfilled another wish of yours.

Your beds and beddings are here.

Well done, Sukhi!

Put them close to the pool. We will have party there tonight.

Kaleja, be careful with Gabriel's bed.

I'll sleep on it tonight.

You've also brought Gabriel's bed?

- Yes. - Then I'll sleep on it tonight.

Uncle, have you invited Gabriel for the wedding?

No, I haven't.

I'd say you shouldn't, she won't be safe here.

I've counted the Ladoos, don't steal any.

- I won't have them anyway. - Why?

I know how I made them.

- Who is this Gabriel? - An all-rounder.

What do you mean?

Like a good shopkeeper doesn't miss a sale..

..Gabriel doesn't miss an opportunity of a good relationship.

- Sukhi bro? - Yeah?

Come on, I need to go somewhere.

Let's go.

Where are we going?

To meet your sister-in-law.

There's no way I'm going to meet her!

Hello!

Sometimes you want to meet, sometimes you don't.

I don't care, okay? You have to go.

No way, I told you I'm not going.

- Go by yourself. - Let's go.

Damn you!

Hi, Pam!

Hi!

Who is she?

Your sister-in-law.

How many sisters-in-law do you have for me?

Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you? - How're you doing?

Good.

Recognise him?

No.

Sukhi!

Sukhi?

Did you?

She too is sister-in-law?

Not she too is sister-in-law she is the sister-in-law.

Really?

He came to meet you in your room the other night.

Oh, he's Sukhi.

He met Rano instead of me.

What do you mean?

I mean the girl you met is my aunt's daughter, Rano.

She's staying at our place because of my wedding.

You told me that I'm carrying a dual sim mobile phone?

Tell me something, does Rano work in a bank?

No. Why?

Because only bankers make fun of Jatts.

Anyway, it's about time I meet Rano.

Hi, Sukhi.

Already missing your sister-in-law?

Well sister-in-law, I wanted to discuss something important with you.

Yes, go ahead.

First tell me, what kind of coffee would you like?

Any would do.

Medium will do?

Coffee is hot or cold, not medium.

Really?

Anyway forget it, tell me what did you want to talk about?

Actually sister-in-law, from the time you said things about..

- ..brother-in-law and sister-in-law's relationship.. - Yes.

..something has been happening to me.

What's been having to you?

I keep having dirty thoughts about every sister-in-law.

Then I thought if I have dirty thoughts about every sister-in-law..

..then one of the sisters-in-law will surely beat me up.

Yes, obviously.

Then I thought about you, sister-in-law.

You are quite open-minded about..

..a brother-in-law and a sister-in-law's relationship.

- Yes. - I am serious about you, sister-in-law.

What are you doing, Sukhi?

How could you take it seriously?

This is a limit, sister-in-law.

I used to even get serious if a girl from the village would smile at me.

You fearlessly made me sit here and talked dirty with me.

For you, I am ready to go all the way.

You should start practicing jumping across the wall for after the wedding…

That's disgusting, Sukhi!

Shut up!

This is not how it happens in Canada.

That's strange, sister-in-law.

Yesterday you said that all this is quite acceptable here.

Rules changed in just one day?

Yes, they changed. You should leave.

I won't leave, you can try deporting me if you want.

I'll in it all the way for you.

Wait, I'll call Ganda.

Fine, call Ganda. I've already discussed it with him.

He says he has no objections, just make sure Rano is okay with it.

So you know.

You didn't end up being my sister-in-law.

If you want you can be Ganda's sister-in-law.

But remember one thing, after our wedding..

..I want let you play the brother-in-law sister-in-law game.

"You are unfortunate, it is sad."

"Make sure you don't face a mishap."

"You are unfortunate, it is sad."

"Make sure you don't face a mishap."

"My fans go after who try to pull up a stunt."

"Stay away, change directions for my attitude discharges electric current."

"Stay away, change directions for my attitude discharges electric current."

"I have my biggest enemies in check."

"I have MO loaded in my chest."

"Oh really?"

"I have my biggest enemies in check."

"I have MO loaded in my chest."

"Boys keep coming up with new tricks."

"I have surpassed that, dear."

"You just come into my arms, I'll also endure the current, dear."

"You just come into my arms, I'll also endure the current, dear."

"Buzz off!"

"You just come into my arms, I'll also endure the current, dear."

- "Watch out!" - "Try me!"

"Stand off!"

"My sandals have martyred many."

"Gun power is in my essence."

"My sandals have martyred many."

"Gun power is in my essence."

"Even a glance by me is dangerous!"

- "Whatever!" - "Even a glance by me is dangerous!"

"For you it won't be any different."

"Stay away, change directions for my attitude discharges electric current."

"Stay away, change directions for my attitude discharges electric current."

"Die!"

"I'll get you."

"Soon, I'll dissuade you."

"I'll get you."

"Soon, I'll dissuade you."

"I do what I say…"

"I do what I say…"

"This is not a lie, my dear."

"You just come into my arms, I'll also endure the current, dear."

"You just come into my arms…"

"My attitude discharges electric current."

"You just come into my arms…"

""Stay away, change directions…"

"I'll also endure the current, dear."

"Watch out!"

"Watch out!"

Sukhi? Daydreaming won't help.

Start preparing to take me to Punjab.

"Watch out!"

I cannot sleep.

Take a sleeping pill.

What are you saying?

You were more romantic when we were..

..playing the brother-in-law sister-in-law game.

I am joking.

I love you too.

I love you too also.

Love you!

Love you, love you!

Bapu!

His my son also saying "love you" to someone?

I can hear it too, but I don't know who is saying I love you.

He must be talking to someone in Canada.

Who will give him the time of day here?

No one gives him the time of day there either.

He's talking to someone here.

Then maybe Ganda has introduced him to a Canadian girl here.

Yes.

Honestly speaking, I came here because of your daughter.

Otherwise, I would never attend such a wedding.

Right.

We too invited you because of her, otherwise..

..who'd want to entertain someone like you?

Someone tell me, were we dying to make you dance at the wedding.

I wouldn't even sing at such a wedding so you can forget about dancing.

Brother, I don't want you singing or dancing here.

I just want you to gift the bride and groom without fail.

You are making fun of your son-in-law!

Bitti!

Pack your bags!

Hey! Hello!

What happened? Why did you wake me up?

Uncle, you were sleeping?

Did you think I was dead? I just woke up in front of you.

What happened?

Weren't you just cussing me?

I was messing with someone in my dreams. Was that you?

I think I said some things while asleep, I don't know what.

- Really? - Yes.

Bitti! Unpack the bags!

- Uncle? - Yes?

I'll go and pee.

Go inside, brother. The pool is already full.

Okay.

Go on.

Have fun.

Tambu Ram!

Tambu Ram!

What?

Get this bucket filled with water. I need to soak the grams in it.

I am your boss, not your servant.

I am sort of an assistant.

Will it be a problem if you get me a bucket of water?

Well, one should do his own work.

Otherwise, you'd one day end up saying..

..I'm going out for a few days, be a father to my children.

I could do that brother, but…

I had hit someone with this.

Doctor said take him home be at his serve, there's nothing they can do.

This too is a service.

Shall I get warm water or cold water?

Doesn't matter.

I'll get it, brother.

Don't try to hit on her, she is your future daughter-in-law.

Let go of the tray, Kaleja.

I'll hold one end of the tray.

I'm already holding it, can't you see?

Do you have to interrupt?

Go take another tray.

There is just one "tray" working here.

Where do I get another one from?

She won't be marrying any one of you.

Get lost.

Let it go sweetheart, I'll take it.

Give it to me.

I miss you.

Hello, brother-in-law.

Scoundrels, you are being scolded because of a tray?

Don't you have any shame?

Shame?

No, we have none.

Milk, brother-in-law?

You are offering milk to the son-in-law?

Yeah, I'll take it! Get lost!

Okay.

Bloody idiots.

I think I just passed by the bathroom.

Bitti!

Both of them are always after her.

She is accepting their advances?

No! She is too naïve, sister.

They are too like a dog to give up.

If she is naïve then how about if we set her up with Sukhi?

Ask her?

You should at least consider our status before saying such a thing.

You want me to get my nephew married..

..to the girl my servants are after?

These things don't matter.

We just want the right girl for him.

Let me tell you, we greet other with a "hi", right?

When they meet each other, they kiss, direct contact.

How does it concern us? Let her.

We want our son to settle down here.

Sister, don't ruin your son's life just to settle him down here.

Listen up Tota, if I see you standing next to Christina..

..then I'll come after you with a stick.

- I'll come after you with a stick, son. - Stick, right!

- Kidney! - My name is Kaleja, not Kidney.

It's a body part, right?

Who do you want to get insulted from by offering them milk at night?

Shut up.

Don't make the old man humiliate you.

- I'll wake him up politely, okay? - Okay.

Check whether he's still breathing.

He is.

Bapu-ji, milk!

Milk them properly.

We aren't here to milk the cattle. We are here with some milk for you, Bapu.

Milk for me? I am not going to wrestle..

..Dara Singh in the middle of the night.

Go to sleep!

The bride's family is going to come here at 11 for a ritual.

- Get lost. - Let's go.

- Okay. - Want to wake him up again?

You won't offer milk to the son-in-law?

Am I a kid?

Bitti! Pack your bags!

Son-in-law, you want to swim in the middle of the night?

Son, do we need to perform like they do..

..in the circus before these white people?

Why?

We are dressed like they do in circus.

They wear such clothes.

I have never seen them wearing clothes.

I have always seen them taking them off.

They are the only ones who can wear such suffocating clothes.

They talk so softly.

Hello, how do you do?

We say it at the top of voice, how're doing!

No matter what you say, you are looking good in this coat and pant.

Looking good doesn't matter. It's not like I'm remarrying.

You are not of the age to get married anyway.

You should instead get a picture clicked that can be kept at your funeral.

You are looking handsome today.

Bapu, I think you two should stand together and go for a group photo.

What if you both leave together?

You will have good company.

I'll tear your passport and throw it in the pool there.

You can tear my passport and throw it away.

I am not going back to India, Bapu.

"Oh God, help me shift the gears…"

Brother-in-law is… uncle go and handle it.

I'll make sure you don't get a PR.

Why do you get upset over such small things?

Please get ready. Here.

I won't attend the engagement ceremony.

No one has even offered me tea since morning.

Why are you lying, brother-in-law.

You've had three cups of tea since morning. You broke two cups too.

Look at that, they are counting how much tea I've had as well.

Now I won't attend it at any cost.

Guest will soon be here.

They will ask where it the most important person?

Here, wear your coat.

You are right, Bitti.

But you should know they didn't ask me anything other than offering tea.

Why are you lying, son-in-law.

Didn't I ask you about an address?

You are making fun of the son-in-law?

- What's happening out here? - Uncle!

What's this commotion about?

What else could happen?

They don't listen to the son-in-law.

No uncle, I had told you didn't I..

..that I have problem listening from the left side?

What is this!

How can you hear well?

Yes, I can.

- Does anyone want to get their ears treated? - No.

Move away then.

They're trying to make fun of the son-in-law!

He is son-in-law.

Otherwise, I too could have treated your ears.

- Get to work! - Yes, yes. We're leaving.

They are here.

- Bapu, come here. They are here. - Come on.

Bapu, they are here. The bride's family is here, come on.

- Hello. - Hi.

"Whenever our eyes meet, we both feel shy."

"I feel like stopping you by holding you hand.."

"..before this opportunity passes away."

"Whenever our eyes meet, we both feel shy."

"I feel like stopping you by holding you hand.."

- I seek your blessings, daddy. - God bless you, son.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - How are you?

Let's go, please. This way.

- Hello! - Hello.

You are late.

I had to come with everyone else. You wanted me to come alone?

Hello!

What's wrong now?

Ask the DJ to announce that I am the son-in-law.

And ask him to play the song, if the son-in-law get upsets..

..no one in the village will be able to handle him.

Hello, welcome.

How many times will you greet me?

As many times as we meet.

- Samosa (snacks)? - No, thank you. You can have it.

I brought it for you.

What happened?

Aunt, she says there should be a coriander..

..and chillies chutney with this samosa.

You should talk to the planner.

- Is it? - Yes.

I'll go and talk to the "weddy plug" right away.

- Yes. - Where he the "weddy plug"? - Over there.

Weddy plug!

Why is Sukhi mingling at the bride's section?

What's going on?

Bapu, nothing's going on.

He knows his responsibility.

What if he takes the responsibility of a girl attending the wedding?

We will be in trouble.

Planner!

Yes?

Get one out of the house.

Right away, Bapu-ji.

Of course, you will. Or your old man will.

My old man will.

Thank you!

Go and make some fritters for them.

Should I also get the scraper?

Hello! Should I get you anything to eat?

Go away from here.

People will assume the worst about me because of you.

- Really? - Yes.

Ladies and gentlemen, you will be pleased to know..

..that our Ganda and found his roots.

Make God help them make more onions.

Exchange the rings.

Give it.

Come here.

Wonderful!

Hello, everyone.

I'm Pam's father.

On the behalf of the bride's family, I invite all of you for lunch.

Tomorrow both the family will mingle at the beach..

..so that we can get to know each other better before the wedding.

- Right. - Yes.

"Don't move your lips…"

"Let our eyes do the talking."

"Don't move your lips…"

"Let our eyes do the talking."

Come, come.

Here you go.

- Hello. - Hello.

Who is she?

One out from the house.

Her husband threw her out of the house.

You are joking with me?

I asked you for homemade alcohol.

You asked me to get one out of the house.

You never mentioned alcohol.

Don't make me slap you. Get lost from here.

- Okay, you please enjoy there. - He's talking nonsense.

He's here only to blabber.

Should I give him what he needs?

Give it here.

Say it.

He is the son-in-law of this family.

Louder!

Bitti!

Bitti!

Pack the bags.

I am not packing any bags. Join me if you want to dance.

I'm going.

Come on, brother-in-law won't just dance, he'll shower money as well.

- Sukhi. - Yes.

I like it here with you.

If you want, I can buy this place for you.

Things are quite expensive here, you know.

They cannot be more expensive then you.

What's wrong now?

Look this is how the bride's family should behave.

They aren't even married yet and they've invited us to an island for lunch.

And your family?

Your family never even offered me juice.

What do you mean? My family never looks after you?

They never do.

Whenever I come over they order 250 grams of chicken..

..and add a kilo of potatoes in it.

Come on, it's a recipe.

Your father invited this new recipe of potatoes and chicken?

Don't drag my father into this.

Go and get me some alcohol.

Look at her talk!

Son-in-law..

- Who is it? - Are you done?

- Should I get you another drink? - No, uncle. Cheers.

I was petrified.

Boota Singh, have you ever seen so much water?

In Punjab we fight over taking water before turn.

You can take all the water you want from here.

Here you have white women bathing in it.

There you have black buffaloes bathing in ponds.

Pure water.

Your fields will feel blessed.

Sukhi, I want to feel you.

Will you stand with me in the titanic pose?

Try some other pose.

Titanic had sunk.

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

"Don't move your lips.."

"Let our eyes do the talking."

'If you are with me, I'm even ready to drown.'

"He was out for 12 years.. For 12 years!"

"He was out for 12 years, he brought back a star."

"We are here for Ganda's wedding.."

"We are going to have a blast.."

"Start singing my dear.."

"The whole of Canada will dance here."

"Start singing my dear.."

"We are going to have a blast.."

"Start singing my dear.."

"The whole of Canada will dance here."

"Start singing my dear.."

"The whole of Canada will dance here."

"Start singing my dear.."

"He was out for 12 years.." "For 12 years!"

"He was out for 12 years, he brought back a game."

"If you have removed your shoes..

"It's a shame!" "Punjabi girls are dancing.."

"While white girls are serving Ladoos, out of frame."

"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

"While white girls are serving Ladoos, out of frame."

"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

"While white girls are serving Ladoos, out of frame."

"Punjabi girls are dancing.."

"We have made our own arrangements."

"The bar is under our own management."

"Pala's grandfather is singing and dancing is merriment."

"Hidden from his wife, he goes and drinks in the basement."

"Hidden from his wife, he goes and drinks in the basement."

"You cannot do it without alcohol." "Have no shame, you all."

"I shall first beg then go for the stick."

"After getting drunk at night he says he will drive the car."

"After getting drunk at night he says he will drive the car."

"There will be no shame, my dear."

"There will be no pain, my dear."

"There will be no shame, my dear."

"There will be no pain, my dear."

"I will treat you like a delicate flower, my dear."

"I will treat you like a delicate flower, my dear."

"Don't twist your moustache in arrogance, my dear."

"Don't have your nose in the air, my dear."

"Don't twist your moustache in arrogance, my dear."

"Don't have your nose in the air, my dear."

"Wash your face before paying me a visit, my dear."

"Wash your face before paying me a visit, my dear."

"Wash your face before paying me a visit, my dear."

Bapu!

Watch out for the water behind you!

Uncle, over there!

Uncle!

Uncle! Oh no!

- Come. - It's okay, it's okay. Calm down.

Someone make him lie on his back and flush the water out.

You saved Bapu and throw him in.

Sorry, uncle. I didn't see you.

Are you blind that you didn't see me?

I pushed you by mistake. I didn't do it on purpose.

- I was trying to save Bapu. - You killed me to save your Bapu?

- You are not dead. You are standing right here. - Shut up. Don't talk nonsense.

It's not like you cracked your head after falling in the water.

This is great, Bapu. Then why don't you try falling?

We made a mistake by getting you out.

He is apologising. What else do you want him to do?

Oh really? Then why don't I push you and apologise?

This is a limit.

I am not saying anything to you because of your age..

..and you are taking advantage of it.

I'll remove the rod from my leg and hit you.

How dare you talk such nonsense!

- I'll teach you a lesson! - You'll teach me a lesson?

Stop it, guys. Don't fight.

You can say whatever you want.

- I am being considerate because of your age. - Yes.

Otherwise, I would have taught you a lesson.

First tell me who the hell is he! Who invited him to my party!

I am your father! Doesn't matter who invited me!

When I start hitting you, everyone will only be talking about me.

- Oh really, I have tackled many boys like you. - Daddy, what happened?

- Who do you think you are! Come on! Who's stopping you! - Daddy!

- Calm down. - How did this happen, daddy?

It's nothing, dear. This monkey pushed me into the water.

- Now he wants to hit me. - Rano, he is your father?

- Yes. - He cannot address you as monkey just because he is her father.

- What do you think of yourself! - Move back!

Move back.

- Calm down! - Sotp.

Move back!

- Ganda? - What?

It's all over, man.

Rano.. isn't answering my calls.

Hello!

You fought with her father! Why would she answer your calls?

I made a mistake.

There is no use telling me about this mistake. You apologised her on whatsapp?

I did.

She sent me the angry face.

She is angry.

Tell me something..

Does whatsapp has an emoji where you are lying on the ground and begging?

No.

Do one thing, click a picture of me lying on the ground and begging.

We will send her that picture.

Okay?

- Okay, okay, okay. - Click it.

Hold it. Wait.

Ready?

- Done? - Yeah.

- Here. - Did she reply?

She sent a sandal.

Does this mean that she'll can be cajoled if I buy her a sandal?

She has sent this sandal to hit you.

Oh damn, really?

These whatsapp guys will get a beating from me.

Sukhi, I think things have taken a turn for the worse.

You and Rano need to talk face to face.

Yes.

Sukhi, I don't want to talk to you.

This is a limit. Rano, you know I did all that unknowingly.

Sukhi, you didn't cuss him unknowingly.

You did that wittingly.

Who gives it a thought before cussing?

"Should I cuss his sister or his mother?"

Everything happen in the fit of anger.

Nothing can be done now. Daddy hates you.

Try talking to him at least.

Sometimes there is still a hope to clear the test.

You are already saying that I failed the test.

Try and understand, daddy is in shock.

You cussed him in front of everyone.

It would have been a different case if you had done so in private.

You are right.

I wish I had cussed your father in private.

Sukhi!

- Leave, we cannot be together! - Why do you say that?

We will be together. Look, will you support me if I do anything?

Sukhi, what will you do now?

I will come up with something for sure.

I can't believe it! You are going around with Ganda's sister-in-law!

You will have to believe it, Bapu.

Is it because you want to settle down here?

What are you saying? I love her, Bapu.

Okay!

So if you knew he is her father then..

..you would have saved him first instead of me.

Bapu, I would have saved you only.

But I would have at least not brawled with him.

Now Bapu, you only have to resolve this problem.

I will solve your problem.

But tell me, what alcohol will you offer?

I'll make homemade alcohol legal in Canada, I promise.

You can keep it permanently at home. But you have to do all this discreetly.

Then consider it done.

And it will be done discreetly. Can you believe it?

Rano is going on with Rano.

Okay!

- So this is the case. - Yes.

Don't tell anyone. Keep it with you, like I did.

You know Sukhi is going around with Rano?

Don't tell anyone.

Keep it with you, like I did.

Sukhi is going around with Rano.

- Rano? - Yes.

- The person we pushed into water? - Yes, yes, yes.

His daughter.

Now you know.

What happened, dear? Pichora Singh looks angry.

Your Sukhi has caused a big problem.

Sukhi?

Didn't you feel ashamed to do this?

He has embarrassed us in front of our family.

You are yet to get a firm footing at work..

..but you didn't take long to confirm a girl for yourself.

You think it is easy to get a girl?

He easily did something his father could never do. Right?

Shut up! This is all your fault.

Now come what may..

..I won't get him married to that disgusting man's daughter.

You saw how rudely he spoke to us. Like we are paupers.

The whole village gets water for us!

Why don't you install a water motor instead?

You cannot stop with your nonsense, can you?

Bapu, you cannot keep anything in you, can you?

You should get your stomach checked.

- I told just one person. - No, one by one, you told everyone.

Let's end this. Tell us what should we do about him.

What else can we do? We will take him back and get him married in our village.

But who knows whether or not the girl..

..he likes will agree to go back to the village.

- You do have to interrupt? - Yes.

Daddy, I think you won't get paid for this wedding.

Shut up.

I told Bapu so that all of you will help me find a solution.

But all of you are blaming me instead.

Look at how cultured the boy is.

After he set a girl for himself, he came and told Bapu about her.

If it had been someone else, he would have eloped with her, gotten married..

..and then call you to join him.

Brother, you should have told me.

Bapu has spread the news.

Sister, I didn't know that people cannot keep things between them these days.

Bapu, I think you should have an antacid after every secret you hear.

I told everyone so that we all will work towards getting them together.

I didn't know that everyone would upset Sukhi instead.

Brother, we are in Canada.

If the boy likes the girl and the girl likes the boy..

..then the girl's father is not our concern.

How is it not our concern?

Right, who knows he wants dowry from him.

You know how upset he was with him that day?

Now when we will go with this proposal..

..he will make all of us beg which we don't want to.

Don't worry.

Tomorrow when we go to their house for the Jaago ritual..

..we will create such a good image of Sukhi in front of him..

..that he will come here running with a marriage proposal.

Can you believe it?

Rano, will your father attend the Jaago function?

Obviously he will. It is his niece's wedding. Why won't he?

No I thought that the way he was upset that day..

..he might have decided not to attend anymore functions.

No, he will surely attend the Jaago function.

You please just don't cause anymore problems, Sukhi.

We already have a problem.

We need to solve the problem.

Bapu, don't we need to start the ritual?

Come on! Come on! Come on! Make the preparations.

We don't need to do a lot for this ritual anyone.

Carry a pot on your head and we will leave.

Let's go!

"It's time for the wedding."

"Everybody is celebrating."

- Go for it! - "On a weekend in Surrey village.."

"On a weekend in Surrey village, we ask you to join in the festivities."

"We have come to invite you!"

"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

"All the good and bad souls have come together.."

"We have come to invite you!"

- "Wonderful! - We have come to invite you!"

"Mom and dad, uncle and aunt in full swag.."

"We have come to invite you!"

"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

"It's a good feeling.."

"We have come to invite you!"

"Yes, we have come to invite you!"

"Kaleja kept on trying, and Tota managed to get the girl!"

"We have come to invite you!"

"A beautiful house and a dashing car has brother-in-law awestruck!"

"Three cheers for Punjabis!"

"We are singing and dancing on the streets."

"We have come overseas to celebrate."

"We will sing wedding songs today! Beds and beddings!"

"Today in the backyard we'll set up the.."

"Beds and beddings."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"Beds and beddings."

- Baana, see if they need anything there. - Hello, brother.

- Hello. - Have you seen our boy Sukhi?

- Who Sukhi? - The handsome boy Sukhi?

The one who pushed someone into water and then regrets it.

He stays at home and cries..

..regretting that he pushed such a noble person.

Tell me brother, have you seen Sukhi, who pushed unknowingly?

Are you talking about the boy who pushed me into the sea?

- Maybe? - What maybe! He pushed me!

- He is here? - Come on, we had to get him here.

We could not leave that crying soul at home now, could we?

And he is handling all the arrangements of the wedding.

He might have. But you should warn him not to come before me.

I don't know about the celebrating Jaago ritual..

..but don't end up getting yourselves humiliated.

What are you saying, sir? Let go of your anger.

Let bygones be bygones. He is such a decent boy.

Once we car broke down. We stopped him.

Stopped? We begged him.

We begged him to push our car. But he didn't.

How can someone who won't push a car will push someone into the sea?

Yeah, this is point.

I am well known for swearing here.

I have even published a book on expletives.

He used expletives which are even worse than mine.

And you want me to forgive him? How can I let it go?

You are a strange lot.

We are trying to make you understand, you idiot..

..you should not let go of such a boy.

Has Sukhi also published a book on expletives?

Have you seen Sukhi?

I can't see that well.

Okay that's why you feel flat on your face in the sea.

- And poor Sukhi was blamed for it. - Bapu, have you seen Sukhi?

- I was asking him about Sukhi. - Tell me what do you need.

How does it concern Sukhi?

- Of course it does. - Yes.

He is handling everything for us.

We even ask him whether to go left or right.

- Can you believe it? - Don't over do it or he'll hit you.

What are you waiting for? Go find him. We are useless without him.

You go there, I'll look for him over there.

- We cannot make do without Sukhi. - We cannot make do without Sukhi indeed.

Move aside, selfie queen.

Has anyone seen my scraper? This is strange.

- You are looking good. - Don't worry, Sukhi will make the payment.

Tota, if not for Sukhi everything in this wedding would have gone wrong.

- He alone is handling everything. - He is a very nice boy.

If I had a daughter I would have gotten her married to him.

But he wouldn't have married a servant's daughter.

- Let's go, son. - This is what I thought of..

..it's up to him whether or not to marry her.

That's a very noble thought of yours.

- Let's go. - Right.

Leave.

If anyone finds out you don't know how bad things could go.

When at war soldier doesn't fear bullets.

And you know what happens to a soldier when he cross the border.

I am the only one doing everything. Can't you talk to your father?

Sukhi, try and understand. I really cannot talk to my father about this.

Fine.

Okay, listen..

If you really want, I can talk to my mother.

- Really? - Then you can talk to my father.

- Okay. - This looks like a bathroom to you?

- It's a kitchen. - Really?

When you are under pressure you don't realise what's in front of you.

Idiot!

Sukhi, where are we at with Rano's father?

We have planned everything.

Uncle will push him into the water and I'll save him.

Don't worry, I won't let him fall!

Sukhi!

I hope he doesn't cause anymore trouble.

"Your tricks won't work here."

"Honestly speaking, you are no match to me, dear."

"Your tricks won't work here."

"Honestly speaking, you are no match to me, dear."

"I've been brought up with a lot of love and affection..."

"I've always got what I wanted even before I asked, dear."

"When I refused to marry so many big shots..."

"Who do you think..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"When I refused to marry so many big shots..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"When I refused to marry even the royalties..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"Even the best ones seek my guidance."

"Even the headman seeks my advice."

"Even the best ones seek my guidance."

"Even the headman seeks my advice."

"By refusing me..."

"Buzz off!"

"By refusing me you might end up making a mistake."

"I know that you are beautiful but I too am..."

"Get lost!"

"But I too am priceless!"

"I know that you are beautiful but I too am priceless!"

"Oh really?"

"Yes, I know that you are beautiful but I too am priceless!"

"But I too am priceless!"

"Oh my my!"

"My anklets guide the boys."

"My smile melts everyone's heart."

"My anklets guide the boys."

"My smile melts everyone's heart."

"I am as swift as a snake..."

"I am as swift as a snake..."

"You are as sticky as the earwax."

"When I refused to marry..."

"When I refused to marry so many big shots..."

"Who do you think... you are, my dear?"

"When I refused to marry even the royalties..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"I have a case against me because of this."

"They accuse me of not tolerating attitude like this."

"Wonderful!"

"I have a case against me because of this."

"They accuse me of not tolerating attitude like this."

"Don't compare me with the ordinary..."

"I am incomparable."

"I know that you are beautiful but I too am..."

"When I refused to marry so many..."

"But I too am..."

"Who do you think...?"

"When I refused to marry even the royalties..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"Go away!"

"I know that you are beautiful but I too am priceless!"

"When I refused to marry so many big shots..."

"Who do you think you are, my dear?"

"But I too am priceless!"

"Wonderful!"

She has fallen into the water!

Help her!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Someone save her.

Someone help her!

Let me go!

I saved you!

Why are you after my life?

Uncle, you should thank me, I saved you.

You want me to thank you for pushing my wife into water?

You're good for nothing!

Can you believe it?

- He pushed her mother into the water. - Thank God!

She is safe!

What happened, mummy?

I don't know who is this idiot, dear.

He pushed me.

Rano, I was... trying to save your father.

He was about to fall into the water.

When was I going to fall?

Trust me uncle, it was just a matter of seconds.

You would have fallen in.

Tell him, uncle.

How would I know? I wasn't the one pushing him.

Get lost from here!

Or I will kill you!

Rano, trust me.

I was really trying to save your father.

He knows your name?

Mummy, I don't know him.

I don't know who he is.

Come on, let's go inside and change.

"Tell me dear, how do I mend my broken heart!"

- Ganda? - Yes?

It has been so long since I sent my apology picture.

The ticks have gone blue too, but she hasn't replied.

Bro, as angry as she was, check again ticks might have gone red.

Ganda, tell me something...

"Will I ever get married to Rano?"

Sukhi bro, the way you keep pushing her family..

..I fear that they might even cancel my wedding.

My habit of saving people has got me into trouble.

Rano! My love!

"Try to recognise my love!"

Don't cry, bro.

Sukhi, we still have my wedding.

Rano will be there.

You have one last chance to cajole her.

"You are the one I like, you are the one I will marry."

You are looking very handsome today.

No matter what you say, I won't shower any money during the wedding.

I might though lift some up from the floor.

Please, you don't need to do that.

I will tell everyone..

..to give you the money they want to give to the drummer.

You are anyway looking like someone who picks money off the floor.

Now the groom shall leave without me.

Son-in-law, here you are twisting your moustaches.

We are getting late. Hurry up!

Don't bother, uncle. No one values me anyway.

What will do there? You guys go ahead.

Fine. By the way, we had called for a gold colour car only for you.

We will send Tota and Kaleja in it.

Uncle, I am coming. Keep the front seat vacant for me.

Hurry up!

Brother, only these many guests here?

Brother, this is how it is over here.

We have invited all friends and guests.

They will meet us at the bride's place.

- You can meet anyone you want there. - Okay.

He doesn't know. It is his first trip to Canada.

- It's okay. - Let's go.

You've already done so much...

I hope you don't end up killing someone this time.

Bapu, I am not such a fool.

Hey!

We have all seen how smart you are.

Her father still has seawater in her lungs.

I ruined my chances when I tried to save others.

Now even if the tent catches fire, I won't run to get water.

I am going through a bad phase in life.

So, who knows even water might give blisters to someone.

You are almost absolutely right.

Why almost? Why not absolutely?

That because it's not absolutely right.

"We rock! Punjabis!"

"Punjabis!"

Welcome everyone... welcome

You are looking so handsome, brother-in-law.

That's because he had a bath today.

You won't find so nice when he just keeps 11 dollars in that plate.

Don't give him a bad name.

He is very nice.

And he is not a miser.

Then take a cheque from him.

Son, go ahead and perform the ritual. Give him the scissors, dear.

How can I give him the scissors, uncle?

First I want rupees.

I mean... sorry, dollars. Give me dollars.

Looks like she is from Punjab.

"Looks like she is from Padhor..

..the way she is asking for money!"

Anyway, I am not from Padhor I am from Jagraon.

Jagraon isn't in Sri Lanka either, dear.

Anyway, tell us how much do you love your sisters-in-law.

Yes Ganda, tell them how much you love them.

Put the dollars in the plate.

Dollars aren't going to go with you anyway.

Who knows one of the sisters-in-law might end up going with you.

Dad! Dad! 1100 please.

No, 1100 is peanuts these days.

We want 5100 at least.

5100!

Dear, we are not buying a plot here.

I had given just two sacks full of pearl millet..

..to my sisters-in-law to get inside.

Can you believe it?

Grains used to be exchanged back in those days.

That's why your wife looked like corn.

Can you believe it!

And later become popcorn.

Here son, give her 5100. Go ahead.

- There you go! - Yeah!

Applause everyone.

Let's go inside everyone!

Let's go!

- Come with me. - Sukhi!

Sukhi, someone might see us together. What are you doing, Sukhi?

Yes? What is it?

You didn't reply to my message.

You are siding them now?

Look at what you are doing first.

You wanted to cajole my father..

..and you ended up making my mother angry as well.

Give me one more chance.

I will set everything right.

Sukhi please, let it be.

Don't do anything.

I don't want to sacrifice my family in order to love you.

Do you understand?

Bapu, why are you wasting your breath?

Your tea has already gone cold because you're shaking so much.

Get lost.

I knew a man whose daughter eloped with a dog.

A dog eloped with a girl?

I am addressing a boy as a dog.

He used to drive a tempo. He ran away with the girl.

You know what happened after that?

The girl came back after 20 days with a sad face.

That's why I say..

..you should keep an eye on both your son and your daughter.

Sukhi, I too love you.

But I cannot go against my family.

Don't push me out of your life for two mistaken pushes.

I love you.

I want to marry you.

Give me one more chance.

Let me convince your family.

- Sukhi, I understand. - Hello, brother.

- Hello. - Brother, is that Gurnam Singh?

Gurnam...

- Sukhi, my money! - Oh no!

My daughter Rano... Where is she?

Here, hold my hand!

My daughter is running away!

See, I spoke from my experience!

Get lost, Mr. Experience!

He ran away with my daughter!

Can you believe it?

The girl our Sukhi was crazy about ran away with some idiot.

- Bapu! - What?

That idiot is from our family!

She ran away with our Sukhi! Let's go after them!

Rano!

- Hey boy, I won't spare you! - Rano!

- Look at them! - Stop them!

Look at what your son has done!

Come on, run!

Run, Milkha, run!

- Stop! - Go slow, I have a rod in one leg.

Bapu, you should have attached a motor to that rod.

Where's my scraper?

Mummy! Daddy! Where are you running off to?

Mom, it's a love marriage not a running marriage.

"Beds and beddings!"

Look at that!

We won't be able to go back to our village because of your son.

Why do we have to go back?

We will settle down in Canada.

You think you'll understand their language?

Dad, have you taken the money from them?

I didn't. That's why I am running after them.

Otherwise, you know doctor has advised me not to run.

Oh really? And the doctor didn't advice you to steal at the wedding?

Which buckets of clarified butter have I stolen from you?

You must have, that's why you are running at this age.

You are older than me.

Aren't you also running?

I'll steal from my own house?

He is right! I'm respectable citizen of surrey.

- Doesn't seem so! - How so?

I cuss some and some curse me.

Cristina, we too will elope like this one day!

I dare you to elope with her!

Why? Is she your sister?

"Very generous Punjabis!"

"Punjabis!"

It's lightening! Stay low, everyone!

Daddy, what is wrong with you?

I have had iron pills.

His leg didn't get stuck, it has a magnet in it.

The leg with iron rod in it got stuck to it. Wait!

"Punjabi!"

Hey sir, excuse me, excuse me! What's going on?

- Your mother ran away! - How dare you!

He knows Punjabi?

It's Surrey, everyone here knows Punjabi.

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds and beddings!"

"Beds and beddings!"

This is a limit!

You brought your whole family along for so little money?

Here's your money.

I guess it will be distributed as 100 dollars each.

Forgive me.

Bloody...

Uncle...

How dare you think about running with the one I don't even want to look at!

Daddy, it is not like you think it is!

We caught you running away and you say it is not so?

I knew that you are not a good person..

..but I had never imagined that you'd do something so cheap.

Daddy, Sukhi does want to marry me, but he isn't that kind of a boy.

In fact, he said that we'd have his whole family when we get married.

His whole family is here! Look, everyone is here.

- Well uncle... - Shut up.

Everyone in your family said that you're a gem of a person.

Uncle, this is the gem you were talking about?

- Brother... - Enough, Jarnail Singh.

Why blame anyone else when you know who is at fault?

Bapu, you all are misunderstanding me.

Let it be!

A thief ran away with the money she got for ribbon ceremony.

- We ran after him. - Heard that?

Do you think you'd be able to catch us if we had actually run away.

Hear that!

We are respectable people, uncle.

I was just explaining to Rano..

..that whatever that happened was unintentional.

I thief never agrees that he has stolen something.

I too have a sister.

My father has thought me what respect means to those who have daughters.

No matter how much Bapu lies, but he never let us act cheap.

And my uncle, no matter how greedy he might be for money..

..but he has always thought us to walk with pride.

Sukhi... You forgot about me.

Yes.

He respects women so much that he is yet to get married.

That's me.

That day I hit your nose by mistake.

I didn't hit you on purpose.

Uncle, I didn't want to trouble you.

Whatever that happened was a mistake.

Please consider me as a kid and forgive me.

Dear, I have seen it in Rano's eyes.

She too wants what he wants.

If I actually run away with someone's daughter..

..then my own family will kill me before her father does.

Look sir, if you like him otherwise we'll kill him.

Uncle!

I understand, son.

I too said too many things in a fit of anger.

- Please forgive me. - No, please.

Brother-in-law!

You had come to Canada to give a wedding gift..

..but now you would leave with your son's wedding gifts.

This is great, sister.

No one would have given his daughter to Sukhi in Punjab anyway.

No sister, we are well respected there.

The only complain people have is that we have bad relatives.

Sukhi, I thought you are a mouse but you turned out to be a vicious snake!

Bapu, don't waste time talking over here.

Take everyone along. We are getting late for Ganda's wedding.

Yes, Ganda's wedding and Sukhi's engagement ceremony.

Congratulations, it is a very auspicious day.

Congratulations for what?

Here they are already talking about getting them married..

..and yet no one has even asked me how did I like the girl.

Brother-in-law, I am the one who is going to get married to her.

What do you have to do with her?

It's a custom to show respect to the son-in-law.

Well, it's not a tradition here then it's okay.

My in-laws respected me a lot.

Whenever I used to go there they used to make lemonade for me.

This is something believable.

That's fine. But I'd like if you believe what I say next as well.

Lemons used to be as big as pumpkins.

There he goes!

Don't get angry, I'll bring down the size of the lemons.

Fine, they used to be as big as muskmelons.

Don't lie, Bapu. They used to not be as big as muskmelons.

How would you know?

Back then you were just... a kid!

Can you believe it?

"Who would gather beds and beddings in Canada?"

"Be it Canada or Punjab..

..I'm the one who'll collect all the beds and beddings!"

"Welcome Punjabis!"

"We are back with Manje Bistre!"

"To Canada we might have migrated."

"But we haven't forgotten our heritage."

"We'll be collecting beds and beddings from everyone's house today."

"Today in the backyard we'll set up the..."

"Beds and beddings."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"In the backyard we'll set up the beds and beddings today."

"Beds and beddings."

"Dogra!"

"Come out, you goon!"