All language subtitles for Manje Bistre (2017)_track3_[eng]

Dogra!

Dogra, come out, you cruel monster.

I, Jeona Mour, am here
to fulfill my promise to Rano.

Love makes ones like us go crazy.

Will you come out now

or will you stay inside
and keep barking like a dog?

I am already here.
If you want, I can make an entrance, again.

And forget barking, I didn't say a word.

I want Rano.

I want Rs. 10,000.

You get girls married

you don't sell them, you frog.

I want Rs. 10,000.

I want Rano.

I want Rs. 10,000.

I want Rano.

I want Rano!
Yes, Rano, right!

You moron, first give me Rs. 10,000
you got from the RPO.

Dogra!
- What?

Sometimes, I feel like
I've given birth to a joker.

I feel like breaking your VCR.

And I also feel like breaking
the legs of my useless son.

Dad! Don't break the VCR,
you can break my legs if you want.

I made a mistake.
Please forgive me.

Dad!

You will not be forgiven.

I thought you spent the money.

But you slept with the money
still in your pocket.

You didn't even lock the door?

What's the use when everyone already knows?

You lock the door when you are drunk.

But I drink every day.
- The door is locked every day..

I..
- Mom!

That's enough.

We had decided on one slap a day.
You have already slapped him once.

Get ready, Sukhi.
It's time for you to go to college.

Say that it's time to waste petrol.

What will you take to shut up?

Give me this tea.

But, Mom, you had said that you
wanted to go to the market today.

Oh, yes!
I needed to buy some clothes.

Sukhi, we need to buy
some clothes for Bholi too.

Do you want anything?

Yes.
- What?

Slippers.

This is like hitting a jackpot.

It's always very good to help your mother.

I swear on God.

I'll never say no to mom again.

Are they fine?

Show me a size-10 slipper.

That doesn't seem like your size, ma'am.

It's for my father.

Yes.
- Show it to her.

Great print on the dress.

She is looking very nice today.

What kind do you want?

Show one with great print on it.

How many meters?

What?

Sir, slippers have designs.

I know.
Dresses have prints on them.

What happened, ma'am? You didn't like it?
Shall I show you something else?

I usually don't get things
of my liking in a local market.

Why do I feel as if
she didn't say that to me?

You should focus on selling slippers

and not the ways you get beaten by them.
Understood?

Mom, I will be right back.

Son, you are the one who gets beaten by it.

Come back and choose them for your father.

I'd suggest you buy a size bigger.
It's not working its wonders on him.

What are you saying?

Yes, Gudi. How are you?

Is it? Yes, Bhupinder said
that she posted a letter.

There's a wedding invite in it as well.

It will take some time
for it to reach America.

Seems like his motorcycle has broken down.

His motorcycle has not broken down.

His intentions have gone bad.

Move aside.

He will first check the plug.

Yes.

I too have come to buy
some things for Bhupinder.

Now he will open the fuel tank.

Amazing.

Let's go.
The shop might close down.

Now he will shake it to check the petrol.

Told you.

Okay, bye.

I know you cannot come back
from America so soon

but do write a letter to Bhupinder.

She will like it.

How much?

Sir, try kick-starting it.
It works sometimes.

It started.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!
- What?

Race it properly.

This sometimes manages
to go ahead of rickshaws.

Get lost.

You get lost, pervert.

Sukhi! Stop!
Let me get down.

Where were you?
- I..

I-I was looking for you at the shoe shop.

Shoe shop? You never came back.
I was waiting for you there.

I had words with him.
You take this.

Give me.
- Get on it.

I was waiting for you to come pick me up.
- Sit quickly. Hurry up.

Let's go.

She didn't pay me.

Go slow.

It's okay. I am going slow.

Today the layers aren't clear
even the third time around.

You show up by the mirror
and say that the layers aren't clear.

You should first go
and clear things out with her.

The layers of the turban
will get cleared on their own.

I didn't get you.

Behave yourself, Sukhi.

The way you acted like a roadside Romeo
by following that rickshaw..

It's of no use.

People from the market
came to tell me about it.

My motorcycle has broken down.

Behave yourself.

If the girl's family
decides to beat you to a pulp

it's not something
you'll ever forget.

Your sister, Bholi, is getting married.

Leave for your mother's
maternal home tomorrow.

And keep the lover boy inside you,
in control for a few days.

"A beautiful girl.."

How are you, Sukhi?

Great.
- Did you trap any girl or not?

It is the birds that you trap.

You have to love a girl
and keep her in your heart.

Oh, really?
- Yes.

You seem to know a lot about it.
- I know a lot of curses too.

If I start like a 90-minute cassette
then we'll be spending the night here.

Right?

Did you record my songs?

Sukhi had taken Chamkela songs.

Now I'll get to hear them all night long.

"A beautiful girl rejected me."

"I get drunk.."
How are you doing, Dad?

Sukhi?
- Yes?

Come here.

Yes?

You know why I came back from Germany?

Yes, for us.

No, wrong, incorrect.

Ten years.

More than ten years..

I worked hard for ten years.
For whom?

I know, Dad. This isn't the first time
you are telling me that.

You came back from Germany
right when I returned after completing

my high school
from mother's maternal village.

You've said the same thing every night
from that day onwards.

"A beautiful girl.."
- I'll tell you what's beautiful.

Romance should be done like the police raids.

Discretely.

But I am only playing a one-sided match.

She doesn't even know that I like her.

Tell her then. Make her know.
Listen..

Love, worship, faithfulness

determination and defects..

They require courage.

One more thing.
- Wait a minute. Let me memorize this first.

Love, worship, faithfulness

determination and defects.

What do they require?
- They require courage.

They require courage.
- Sukhi.

Yes, Mom? - Go to bed. You have to
go to your uncle's place tomorrow.

Okay, Mom, I am coming.

Okay, Mom, I am leaving.

Son, tell your uncle that we'll
come on the day the festivities begin.

Okay.

Don't drink alcohol over there.

One's girl, alcohol and songs
always depend on your taste.

Hear that?
- It's okay. Bye.

"Wearing a rustic garb, I'll sit on my bike
and keep my moustaches sharp."

"Wearing a rustic garb, I'll sit on my bike
and keep my moustaches sharp."

"Let people talk."

"This is how.."

"I shall behave."

"I shall behave."

"Let people talk."

"This is how.."

"I shall behave."

"I shall behave."

"Wearing a rustic garb, I'll sit on my bike
and keep my moustaches sharp."

"Whenever a boy becomes a man"

"he manages to surprise many."

"Whenever a boy becomes a man"

"he manages to surprise many."

"We survive on our own."

"Fire only destroys."

"Those who think evil, let them.
I don't worry."

"Let people talk."

"This is how.."

"I shall behave."

"I shall behave."

"Let people talk."

"This is how.."

"I shall behave."

"I shall behave."

"Wearing a rustic garb, I'll sit on my bike
and keep my moustaches sharp."

These painters are useless.

They have tied ropes at many places
and they forgot to paint.

They didn't do a good job.

Yes.

You are right. It's okay.
God sees everything.

I don't know when your God will see.

When they will come to ask for money,
they will surely get a beating from me.

Oh, my brave boys are here.

Did you get the wheat floured?

You know us!

We finish whatever we take up.

Right, Shyamu?
- Yes.

Go and make some tea for them.

Shall I make a special drink for them

with saffron and almonds in it..
For these officers?

Yes, that would be great.

Also get something to eat.
I am starving.

Don't you have any shame?
I had informed Seeti a month ago.

You two were supposed to be here yesterday.

But you have come here now.

But, ma'am, we got free from
the Lambar's place just this morning.

Right.
- Don't lie.

You got free day before yesterday.
They informed me.

Right, dear?
- Yes.

It's okay.
God sees everything.

Now if you two go anywhere
before our daughter gets married

then I will be your worst enemy.
Let me warn you.

No, ma'am.
Seeti won't go anywhere now.

Dokla, come here.
- Yes.

Hold this cycle and help Shyamu unload.

Okay.

I'll tell Seeti

what's in what and what's in what.

What's in what?

That's in that. That's in that.

Come on.

Wonderful. Very good.

Welcome, dear. Come here.
I've been waiting for you.

Now there will be no problems.

Bholi, dear.
- Yes?

Look, Sukhi is here!

Bholi, the brat!

Sukhi, the rat!

It's time to take the bat.

Sukhi will bell the cat.

You started right after he came.

How about giving him something to eat first?

I seek your blessings, Uncle.
- How are you doing, dear?

I'm feeling a little weak.

I'll be fed pretty well here
and be strong again.

Some people love to show off.

I had twisted your wings last time.
I think you forgot, little bird.

Well, I was a little weak back then.

Don't try to touch me this time.

What so special have you done for that?

Drop it, Tota. Stop blabbering.
Take his bags inside.

Sure.
- Uncle, I think I am the first one here.

What did you get for me from Ludhiana?

Come with me, I'll show you.

Is this all you brought for me, Brother?

Out of this, only a few things belong to you.
The rest is for Gudi.

Oh, really! Aunt has said
so many things for Gudi's wedding.

And Gudi won't even look at these things.

It is not good to be so greedy.

Mom will get more things for you.

She has spoken to the scrap dealer.
I brought these from small stores.

Brought these from small stores?
He thinks he is great!

It's not like they adopted me.

Aunt often says that she found you
when she had gone to throw away trash.

Wait, I'll show you. Wait! Stop! Wait!
- Bholi!

I still haven't even started cooking yet

and you are already settling the score?

Keep this as an advance, Sadhu.

If I take this as an advance

then the final settlement
will be a child's play.

Actually, Bholi heard what happened at Salam.

A daughter's slipper
washes off all your sins.

And don't you dare talk to me about it.

I'll hit you and break your skull open.

I had once hit your father with a spatula

it had hurt him for three years.

Sadhu, you..

You were just a kid.
You don't know.

Oh, really?
The great confectioner, Sadhu!

Sadhu, how about getting to business?

You will keep fighting for the days to come.

You are unbelievable!
You have come alone.

I am not alone.
Chotu is with me.

Chotu! Did you fall and die?

You die only once, Dad.

Greetings!

And I fell for Hema Malini.

I don't know how I got stuck with you.

And Dharmendra took her away.

I will punch you.
Had you been to Bombay again?

Don't mention Bombay in front of me.

My body catches fire.

I'll douse the fire!

What nonsense are you saying!

Dad..

Why are you embarrassing your child
in front of an audience?

Okay, this reminds me,
we will set up the kitchen in the backyard.

No, you will set up the kitchen here.
Over there.

Who is the confectioner, you or me?

You are the confectioner, we didn't
ask you to come here to brew liquor.

But I am shouldering all the responsibilities
of this wedding.

Hence..
- Do as my nephew says.

Understood? I am yet to give two invites.
I'll go and give them.

I am anyway going to meet Seetha.

This is the boundary, you wretch.

Try crossing it.
Then you will know what I am made up of.

Show me!

Trying to act smart with me?

Here, try coming here, I'll break your bones.

Sukhi.

Sukhi.. You are safe because Sukhi has come.

Otherwise, you would know
what I am capable of.

Coming!

Darn my father

for marrying me to this bantam.

How are you, Sukhi?

I am fine.
Tell me, have you had enough for lunch?

No, I was feeling restless.

That's why I was keeping
myself busy with my wife.

You know..
- What Seetha is made up of!

Who can ever be like
you and Jagga Jatt, Seetha?

Jagga Jatt died a brave death.

And you shall one day get buried
by your wife in the courtyard.

Okay, what's the day today?

Day? It's Thursday.

Thursday?

Okay, I can drink on Thursday.

Call Chadar.
- You are too much.

Chadar! Sukhi is here!

Today we will celebrate on a weekday.
Come over.

Like minutes.. Years went by like minutes.

For you, maybe

but for me, every minute is like a yearlong.

You joined college and I got married.

I wonder who it is.
- Isn't that Uncle Jellu?

Yes, it's him.
- Hello, Uncle Jellu.

Hello, son.

Who is it?

It's me, Jindhar's nephew, Sukhi.

Wonderful.

You have come after a long time.

Tell me, are you still studying
or are you done?

Uncle, I'm in the last year of graduation.

Graduation means..
- What are you calculating?

15th grade, Uncle.
- What did you say?

Why did you call me that?

He calls me uncle because of you.

You left after completing
your high school here..

But everyone still calls me uncle.

He is the one who gave Chadar his nickname.

What else could I do?

Whenever teacher asked him to sing a song

he used to sing the same song every time.

"I was embroidering
the bed sheet with motifs.."

He made such motifs
that the bed sheet tore off.

What other name could we have given him?

But whatever it is, you have to hear this.
- Yes.

Uncle, you have to hear this.
- What?

Those days are hard to forget.

Sukhi, I too never forgot you.

That's why you send me a letter every day.

Letters will disappear.

Soon there will be a system
wherein here you write a letter

and there someone will get it right away.

He is drunk.
He has started blabbering.

That reminds me, why don't you have a drink?

No, I quit drinking.

He cannot digest it.
He loses his senses after getting drunk.

When did I hurt you after getting drunk?

Uncle, come and have dinner.
- Dinner?

It will get cold.

Coming, dear! Coming!

Seetha, who was that talking?
- Then you'll say that I talk!

Tell me once and for all,
for how long will your nonsense continue?

Do you want to have dinner
or should I give it to the dogs?

I'll eat on my own.
You can go to bed, Pasho!

She has always skinned you alive.
What else do you want her to do?

Shall we go, then?
- No.

My wife will nag.
- Let her, we will sing.

No.
- Here we go..

Yes.

I'll sing in tune.

"He had gone out for 12 years,
he came back with friendship.."

Chotu, get to work already.
What are you doing? Be quick.

I am doing it.
But it takes time, doesn't it?

Uncle, you be in command
till the wedding isn't over.

Just sit on a chair and shout out orders.

You don't need to do unnecessary things.

God bless you, dear.

If I sit, who will gather
cots and mattresses for the wedding?

I'll gather cots and mattresses.

Anyway, it's not a wedding
till you don't gather cots and mattresses.

Come. You are late.
Where were you?

Chadar's scooter was running on empty tank.

On reserve.
- Yes.

Saying that won't fill the tank.

Seeti, come to the kitchen with me.
I'll tell you what's in what.

Quietly go away from here,
or I might do something terrible.

Can't you see that she is filling water?

It's okay, Shyamu will fill the water.

Look, the marriage broker has come.

Not the marriage broker, the nonstop speaker.

Careful, Daddy!
There's no one like you.

If I had not gotten your father married

there would have been no one like you either.
- Really?

Your wedding will also be fixed by Daddy.

Hello, Jindhar Singh. How are you?
- Good.

I know him. You are Shamsher's son.
- Yes.

You know, you are supposed to greet!
God is very miraculous.

You never know who gets linked
to whom and when.

Come here and hold the scooter.
I am known as Daddy.

Ask me why. Jindhar Singh,
I met Bholi's in-laws. - Okay.

They said that there will be
60-70 guests at the wedding. - Okay.

They asked me to find out
if you had an objection. - No, not at all.

I said there will be no objection.
Jindhar Singh has no objection.

That they can even get 80 guests.

They have asked to serve meat
during the wedding.

I said we will also serve fish and liquor.
It's not a big deal.

You were asking why I am called Daddy.

In the village, I was the first one
to call my father daddy.

I called him daddy and the whole village
started calling me daddy.

That's why I got the whole world married
but I am still single.

When I was about to get married

the kids at the wedding
started calling me daddy.

The bride's family got suspicious.

They thought that I am already married.

They threw me out while I was having tea.

I'll be fixing your alliance as well.

I know a girl suitable
for you as well from Mansa.

She flunked the eighth grade,
but her family is rich. - Okay.

Dear, I have even got
illiterate married to literate ones.

I can break alliances and fix broken ones.

They call me Daddy for a reason.

Don't ask me again why I am called so.
Let go of the scooter now.

Let go of it.

This reminds me, Jindhar Singh

they said to buy a golden colored scooter.

Scooter?
- Golden color is in fashion these days.

As for the rest, alcohol..
I have already told you.

Arrange for other cold and hot drinks
as well. Some don't drink alcohol.

There should not be anything amiss
while serving me.

How about some tea?
- No, thank you.

As for the rest, God will have mercy.

Daddy cannot do everything.

God too does some things, right?

God sees everything. Okay.

Chotu!

Where are you?

Sadhu, you are going very slow.

Do you want me to go like a train?

If this continues,
not even the sweets will be ready

till the time guests arrive.

Jindhar, you don't know

when I was young,
I managed 15 weddings at one go.

Stop bluffing.

You don't know.
You were just a kid back then.

I was just a kid? Come in.

Take one of the things inside.

You are just standing there
and doing your hair.

Why are you carrying such a heavy thing?
Your back might hurt.

Take the packet of cardamoms instead.

Will you manage to lift it
or should I help you?

Okay, help me.
- Darn you!

It is not right to be so arrogant, Dad.

If I get angry, I'll chop off both your arms

like the character, Thakur,
in the movie Sholay.

You will get angry when you have to.
I am already angry.

If I don't make you forget your movies today,
don't call me your father again.

Don't hit me, Dad.

I'll call you uncle, anyway.

Oh, God, did I not offer You enough offertory

that you gave me this idiot!

Instead of giving birth to you,
your mother should have bought a heater.

It would at least provide heat
during winters.

Will you two just keep talking here
or do some work as well?

Sadhu, what happened in Salam
shouldn't repeat here.

What happened with your father at the fair,
was also terrible.

His father teased a girl standing at my shop.
- Okay.

Then she held him under her knees

and force-fed him.

Okay, so we know his father's story.

What happened at Salam, Sadhu?

There I teased their old lady.
- Shut up.

You don't know.
You were just a kid back then.

I'll tell you what happened at Salam.
Back off.

I'll tell you.

We young boys went to gather
cots and mattresses. - At Salam?

There was no Pakistan back then.

I'll come to the point.

Whenever you knock at a door
for cots and mattresses

you don't leave that house empty-handed.

You should take whatever you get.

You have made your point.
Now get to work.

Okay.
- Move aside, you nitwit.

Tota, the one you are
whistling for has already left?

But, oh, yes, Seeti has already left.

Sukhi, ask Sadhu to make Chocolate Barfi
for you after we return.

Why?
- He doesn't know how to.

They were asked to make
Chocolate Barfi at a wedding.

They made a mess out of it.

The groom's brothers-in-law
made him sit on a block of ice.

That was the punishment.

Tota, lift the sacks.

What's so funny?

Chadar asked me to ask you
if you have seen someone sitting on ice?

No, I will teach this Chadar a lesson.

I will let him stay here for the wedding.
Mark my words.

It's okay, dear.
I'll make you go around like a spinner.

Tota, throw the sack in and hop on.

We have to go and gather cots and mattresses.

We also have to pick up
Seetha from the village.

Get ready, Sukhi!

"Oh, my buddies!"

"We use this as an excuse
to go to her house."

"We knock at the door and say
we need cots and mattresses."

Ma'am, I've come from Jindhar's house.
I need to take the cots and mattresses.

Come in, dear.

Come in, boys.

"Sukhi, you paint the numbers.
Seetha, you count them."

"It's not a wedding.."

"It's not a wedding till you don't
gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding till you don't
gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding till you don't
gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding.."

Sukhi, they didn't give a bed spread.

So what if they didn't?
- Then what will we use?

We will use our Chadar instead.

Sukhi, he isn't giving us any cots.
- Why?

We have only two cots.

My father and I sleep on one.

My mother and my wife sleep on the other.

Kaleja, you are like a younger brother to us.
- Okay.

It's okay if you don't want
to give cots and mattresses.

But at least love properly.
- Get lost.

It's okay.
We won't tell Kaleja about Seeti.

No, we won't.

Why so?

You can take both the cots,
we will sleep on the floor

but share the secret with me.

Go and get the cots first.
- I'll go and get it. It's not a problem.

Write Kaleja's name.

Sukhi, how many more do we need?

We will manage with whatever we get.

Those who don't get cots,
we will get them drunk and pile over.

Here you go, this is what they gave.

The same cot and mattress
had come for my wedding as well.

When it came, my father said..

Seetha, the same had come
at my wedding as well.

Okay. I'll return it if that's what you want.
- No..

It's a historic cot.

We have to make brother-in-law
from Nabhe lie somewhere too.

That would be great.

Tota, the cot is walking!

No, Seetha is bringing it.

How many times have I told you not to
make him carry a cot all by himself?

Who will be responsible if he gets
crushed under it? - Give it to me.

Sukhi, at least don't say
such things in front of my wife.

Why are you ruining my reputation?

You too love to get insulted, don't you?

Hey, this cot and mattresses
came from my maternal home.

Don't give it to someone infested with lice.

Seetha said you had brought
only abuses as dowry, no cots.

Stop your nonsense!
Don't listen to him.

Who needs enemies
if one has friends like you?

You go and cook dinner.
Start driving, Sukhi.

Come home in the evening
and I'll tell you what I brought in dowry.

Drive already.
- We are not in a hurry.

We too should know
what your wife brought as dowry.

Shall I make you a list?

I'll tell you tonight, just wait and watch.

"She is a spitfire!
He'll have to risk it."

"She is a spitfire!
He'll have to risk it."

"A trouble named Gudiya
will open the door."

"Their new blanket was lost, Meeta!"

"It's not a wedding till you
don't gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding till you
don't gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding till you
don't gather cots and mattresses."

"It's not a wedding.."

Okay, get down.

Sukhi, let's skip Jellu's house.
His mother is very rude.

The other day I said,
I seek your blessings, ma'am..

She said, Go ahead,
there isn't anyone at home. - Really?

Jellu is your uncle's best friend.

But you won't get any cots
and mattresses from here.

What are you saying?

Didn't Sadhu say that you shouldn't return

empty-handed from the house
where you seek cots and mattresses?

I'll go inside.

Go on. You'll meet the same fate Sadhu had.

It's okay, you go.
- He will get himself insulted.

"I get drunk.."
- She's sitting over there.

I seek your blessings, ma'am.

Go ahead, there isn't anyone at home.

I am from Jindhar Khetawale's house.
I need cots and mattresses.

My sister, Bholi, is getting married.

You can take one when Jellu returns.
You anyway have a trolley full of them.

What will you do with so many of them?

I'll talk to Uncle Jellu.
Tell him that Sukhi had come, and he took it.

But I told you, no one is at home.

Why are you going inside?

Soon you would want something else
from this house.

This one is good.
I'll take this one.

Don't you touch the cot.

Keep it down.

Didn't you hear me?
I said, don't touch the cot.

Why? Will it electrocute me?

Keep it down.

Grandma asked you to come later,
yet you just walked inside shamelessly.

Neither uncle nor aunt is at home.

Why did you lift the cot without permission?

Okay, I'll take your permission
and then lift it.

I'm taking the cot.
Give me a mattress to go along with it.

Keep the cot down.

If you want to take one, take that one.

This one?

It's for the relatives
and not to keep stuff on it.

And then, it won't look good
if I take the bad one in your presence.

As the elders say..
What did you say your name was?

I didn't tell you my name.

No problem.
As the elders say..

You shouldn't let go of something
you really like.

Forget it.

I'll remember it like the multiples of two.

This is the one I'll take along.

It's my sister, Bholi's wedding.
It's not a small event.

You are Bholi's brother?

Bhupinder is my friend.

She doesn't have a brother, you liar.

Oh, I am her aunt's son from Phunkhala.

I study in Ludhiana.

I kept following you.

But you don't even recognize me.

This roadside Romeo won't stop following me.

Now he will follow me
even during the wedding.

Have you thought something about me?
You don't need to think twice.

Get a great mattress, just like you.

I am a mattress?
- No, you are great.

I-I'll give it to you
because you are Bholi's brother.

Otherwise, I wouldn't even let someone
like you go past my house.

Great timing to get the mattress.

Take this. And listen carefully.

Better make a good guest
sleep on this cot and mattress.

Understood?

Who can be better than me?

I am the best guest.

Now, that's one beautiful damsel.

When she walks

it feels like a barren, thirsty land
has been blessed with rain.

Both your attitude and anger are acceptable.

I feel happy when I think about you.

Here.

Are they good?
- Yes.

So, make me a beautiful snack.
A spicy one, a hot one.

A fireball.

I have seen it a number of times.

This snack.

I recognized it.

My name is Sukhchan,
Sukhchan Gareyal.

If someone wants,
they can affectionately call me Sukhi.

Whoever you are, sir, there's no snack left.

You weren't fated to have it.

Really?

Ask if anyone is ready to share.
We will split it into two.

I told you, you weren't fated to have it.

I am fated to have the moon.

"Oh, my beautiful beloved"

"your love has shown its color."

"My heart beats to your name."

"In every breath of mine is your name."

"I feel you in my heart.."

"I swear upon God."

"My desires"

"are soaring high, my love."

"I am dreaming about you."

"May you get my share of life too."

"This is what I always pray for."

"I lose my senses when I see you, my love."

"I lose.."

"I really lose.."

"I lose my senses when I see you, my love."

"I lose my senses when I see you, my love.
Oh, don't.."

"Please don't.."

"Please don't get out of my sight, love."

"Oh, your expressive eyes"

"make the lovers lose their minds."

"Oh, your expressive eyes"

"make the lovers lose their minds."

"When I look into your eyes"

"I drown in them."

"When I look into your eyes,
I drown in them."

"I am sure you cast a spell with them."

"Oh, don't.."

"Please don't.."

"Please don't get out of my sight, love."

"Your heart is a garden of roses."

"That is why your each word is fragrant."

"Your heart is a garden of roses."

"That is why your each word is fragrant."

"Let me keep looking at you."

"Let me feel your love."

"Let me keep looking at you.
Let me feel your love."

"I swear, you are a sight of heaven."

"Oh, don't.."

"Please don't.."

"Please don't get out of my sight, love."

"Don't you ever leave me."

"Don't you ever leave me."

"Don't you ever leave me!"

Dad..
- Yes.

The milk is exposed.
- What do you want me to do about it?

Fix it! - Uncle, we have brought
the cots and mattresses.

Well done, dear.

You have done a great job by getting
these cots and mattresses.

This is the most difficult task.
Keep it down.

Keep it down right away.
No one will touch this cot.

Why? Will it electrocute me?

It won't.
But I'll surely slap the one who touches it.

Shall we make more Jalebis?

Stop making Jalebis.

Make sure that you make Chocolate Barfi.

To heck with him.
Who demands Chocolate Barfi in a village?

Only city folks want it.

Am I not right, Chotu?
- No one eats it.

Everyone eats it.
The groom's family has made a special demand.

Right, Sukhi?
- They told you, Tota, the great man?

Seeti, make some tea.

Why, what is wrong with your hands?
Why don't you make it?

Can't you see that she is doing the dishes?

You do the dishes, then.

Make some more tea.

I too want to drink some.

Okay, I am here.
Tell me if you want any work to be done.

Here's what you should do.
- What?

Sit on this wall.
- Okay.

And scare the crows away.

We asked you to scare
the crows away, not Tota.

I will fly away with Seeti.

Don't make me break your bones.

Give me records of all cots and mattresses.
I'll keep it safe.

Hello, everyone, please listen to me.
Hello, listen!

I don't want any commotion.

I want everything to run smoothly.

Do you understand or shall I explain?

How are you, Sintal?
Why are you causing a commotion?

Seetha, get this straight.
Be polite with me. Got it?

Here, I am your brother-in-law.

Don't try to act smart
in front of your buddies, got it?

Do you understand or shall I explain?

Yes, don't address him as Sintal.

I agree that your mother's
maternal home was neighboring his.

Here, no one will address him as Sintal.

I will be their worst enemy.

Right, Sintal? I mean, Brother-in-law?
- Sukhi!

You are telling everyone, pal!

You better cover the Jalebis
before they get infested.

We will give you other things to cover.

You first make Chocolate Barfi.

There are still a lot of things to be made.

Shall we call for ice?

Why are you talking about ice?
We are talking about Barfi here.

Chadar, do me a favor.

Get the equipment from the cot, I need them.

Chadar, the speaker installer
isn't here as yet!

I wonder where he is!

Chadar, get me some snacks.

I'll have a drink and get into the mood.

Also get some wood.

Chadar, get me the spice box from there.

Chadar! Go and get the drums
from the Gurudwara.

Chadar, help me with this wok.

I'll teach everyone a lesson.

Brother Chadar,
also tell all families to come to dance.

Don't forget to go to Mr. Jellu's house.

His niece, Ranjeet, who is my friend,
will be there.

Tell her, Bhupinder will get upset
if she doesn't show up.

He won't be doing so many things anyway.

He will get the drums.

I'll pass your message to Ranjeet.
- Okay, Brother.

Why are you all staring at me?

Okay, we will both go there.

You set the cots.

Nonsense!

Who will do all the work,
our brother-in-law from Nabhe?

Did you say something to me?

Yes, Brother-in-law.
They are all shying away from work.

Make sure they work.

Why aren't you all working?
Have you come from Bombay?

Don't mention Bombay in front of me.

I get enraged!

Grandma, I'll seek blessings
if anyone is at home.

You are back?
- I'll keep coming now.

Hello, ma'am.
- Excuse me!

Such a friendly girl!
Who is it? Who is she?

She is our niece, Rano.
- Rano!

But who are you?
- You didn't recognize me?

I am Sukhi, Sukhchan Gareyal.

Jindhar Khetawale's nephew
from Phunkhala.

I see. - Oh, come on.
I am the only child of my parents.

Oh, great. I couldn't recognize you.

I didn't recognize you either.

You were this small when I last saw you.

No, ma'am.
I was a little bigger.

With God's grace, you look good.

I was fed at my mother's maternal place.

Rano, I attended high school over here.

What am I supposed to do?
- Get ready.

Bholi has sent me to pick you up for dance.

She was upset because her friend, Ranjeet,
still hadn't shown up.

She asked me to get you urgently.
Urgent means quickly.

Get ready. I'll take you along.

As if you have an aircraft!
They will come with Jellu.

Don't mind her, dear.
She is crazy.

You two go inside and get ready quickly.
Go inside.

Hello, Mr. Jellu.
- Hello.

You don't know.
You are still young.

I used to go to Canada and America
on bicycles and make sweets there.

Stop it. Don't lie.

There are seas and mountains on the way.

How can you go there on a bicycle?

Seas and mountains have been made recently.
I am talking about olden times.

Tell me something.
- What?

How old are you?

You can estimate by the fact
that lemons were just discovered.

Hey, he belongs to a time
before herbs were discovered.

Kalja.
- No, I'm Kaleja.

Your mother's..

Are you making Laddus or squeezing them?

Our relatives will be eating them
and not playing with them.

This is how my hands move.
- Like this.

Stop showing off, you great confectioner.

You don't know how great a confectioner I am.

God has blessed me with great skills.
- What?

Even my boils look like candies.

So what is my fault?
- It's your mother's fault.

She gave birth to such a buffoon.

You too come out.
What are you doing, digging a well?

All is looking good.

No, it isn't.

This is just window-dressing.

I am ruined from within.

My son had passed away.

Then my sister and her husband passed away
in an accident.

Rano had just cleared high school.

Then we brought her here.

What am I talking about?

Tell me, what would you like to drink or eat?
- I..

Why are you offering him anything?
He isn't a guest.

He has a wedding taking place at his house.

I am sure he must have had something.

Well..
- Let's go, dear, we are ready.

If you want to talk to him
then we will go on foot.

No, he will come there anyway.

We can talk over there.

Bholi has given me special duty
to take you there.

Let's go, dear.
- Let's go. I have my motorcycle with me.

Come on.

Ma'am, I'd suggest you sit at the back.

If the girl falls over, then both
you and I will have to live in guilt.

Okay.

Rano, you sit in the middle.

I.. - I, anyway, won't be able
to sit in the middle.

How can I, Aunt?
- Sit now.

It's okay. You should listen to your elders.
Right? - Come on, dear.

You will manage to adjust.

Do you know what adjust means?

Adjust means adjust.

Bye!

Surila.

Surila.

He is here!

Surila greets everyone affectionately.

Come on in, Surila.

I am already in.
How much further do you want me to go?

Someone tell Jindhar Singh that I am here.

The speaker installer.

God bless you, dear. God bless you.
- I'm just lifting the wood.

Take them.

Where is Mr. Jindhar?

During a wedding,
you'll find the confectioner at his place.

Otherwise, you never know where others are.

But I've heard that the confectioners

are placed on ice if they err.

Don't misbehave!
Let me warn you!

When have you ever seen me on my back?

Look at him! Idiot!
- Wonderful. You brought the speakers?

They will come.
I first need to find out

where I have to place them.

Tell me, do you want religious songs
or peppy numbers or mix?

I have another question.

Are all the guests

educated or illiterate?

Are you here to install speakers
or to conduct a survey?

You are asking so many questions!

If you want to ask so many questions
then you may leave.

Understood.

What did you understand?

That you will like peppy numbers.

Peppy numbers!

Peppy numbers!
- Dokla, where is Seeti? Go, find her.

There are a lot of dirty utensils
in the kitchen.

Who will do all the work?

Where is Seeti?
- Where can she go?

She must be getting dressed somewhere.

I'll go and check.
- Okay.

Dokla.
- Yes.

You better keep Seeti in your control

or someone else might take her away.

You don't know of such things.
You are still a kid.

How can anyone take her away?

Just like you eloped with her,
someone else might also do the same.

It was love at first sight.

She abandoned her family.

But there is no guarantee
that she won't abandon you.

Mind your tongue.
- I am minding it, don't worry about it.

Okay.

Well done, dear.
- Take care of this.

Black cardamoms, mugs and baking soda.

Give me.
- Well done, dear.

Now go and get silver foil
and cumin seeds as well.

It will only take a minute.
Go and get it.

Also, get Garam Masala.
Fly away.

I'll teach him how to make Chocolate Barfi.

Rano, please scooch a little
or your aunt will fall.

No need, dear.
I won't fall.

Ma'am, you sometimes know
only after you fall down.

Stop it!

Kumbhkarana used to eat food
meant for 20 villages.

Imagine how much he would excrete
when he went to relieve himself!

Look over there.
- Come, dear.

Hello.
- Hello.

Dear, you did a good thing.
- Hello.

You brought the ladies along.

When you start seeing and talking a lot

it means that your end days are closer.

That is right.
- You are right.

You just prepare the Chocolate Barfi.

Otherwise, you are fated to be on ice.

And he scored.
- Sukhi!

I think you are taking
way too many responsibilities.

Spare some time to meet your father as well.
- Hello, Dad.

Bless you.
- When did you arrive?

When you were busy carrying
passengers in a snail-paced ride

our jeep raced passed it.

I have stopped speeding on my motorcycle.

Yes, sure.
You have speeded up something else.

Yes.
- Yes?

Where's our mom?

Not ours, she is your mom.

Where is she?

My son, Sukhchan, is attempting
his final year of graduation. - Okay.

My niece will be in the final year next year.

She studies in Khalsa College, Patiala.
- I see.

I am a part of the female dance team.

A team cannot be formed in college
without me.

Right, a team cannot be formed without you.
You are so modest!

Mom! You came a day early?

Were you worried
that she might fall short of Laddus?

Look at that, my son is so funny.

He cannot be as funny as I am.
I am Pinky.

Hello. I am Sukhi.
- Hello.

She is my aunt.

And she is my mother.

She is my sister-in-law.

The one standing back there
with a plate full of Laddus

is my brother.
- He is my uncle.

Did we leave out anyone?

Where do you study?

That depends.
It's sometimes on the terrace

and sometimes in the bus.
But mom knows that I don't study much.

I am being considerate
because of your old age.

Otherwise, I would have you
burning under wood.

You can never match me.
- Darn!

I have more years' experience in catering
than your age.

You can ask anyone.
- Let it be, Chadar.

Why are you arguing with a crazy man?

I was crazy about your mother too.

Don't talk about my mother.
I will hit you.

You don't know. You were a kid back then.
- I won't make Laddus for you.

I'll strangle you.
- Why are you bothering, Chadar?

It is Bholi's wedding.
No one is supposed to fight.

He will fight?
He isn't some wrestler.

What happened?
What's all this commotion about?

What kind of a person have you
given to help me?

He is a useless guy.

Have you sorted it out
or should I get a stick?

Both father and son are after my blood.

You won't fall short even if we have
a few bottles of your blood.

No, Sister-in-law,
a stick won't do him any harm.

Sit on him and just crush him.

Wait right there, I'll teach you a lesson.
Hear him talk!

Don't make me slap you.
Can't you give me the whole list at once?

You made me go there four times.

I come in later,
he starts barking before that.

Dear, you cannot make do
without confectioners.

Your father is still to die.

No one will bother
seeking you in the near future.

They will sell readymade sweets.

Weddings won't take place at home.

There will be palaces.
- Stop making predictions.

What do you think you are,
a fortuneteller?

Attitude and ego ruin the fun of life.

If your heart is filled with sweetness,
you don't need Laddus.

Sukhi, I don't understand.

We weren't discussing Laddus.

You never understand anything.

Sadhu, whatever you want

ask for it affectionately
and you will get it.

Now, should I give him a kiss
and send him to the market?

Here.. Go and get silver foil for the Barfi.

You made the Chocolate Barfi?
- I have made something better.

We don't want anything else.
We want Chocolate Barfi.

If you don't give it
then you better watch out.

Don't make us do what they did
to you at Salam. - They got him

on the day of the wedding.

We will handle him
a day before the wedding.

Call for ice.

Why, you want to place your dead body on it?

You are right.

Okay, God sees everything.

Well done, Surila.

Now fix the speakers on the terrace.

The speakers get fixed on the terrace.

Have you heard anyone fixing it on a tap?
- I have seen it as well.

The speaker installer in our village
also said the same.

We tied him to a tap
and fixed a speaker on his ear.

That makes me wonder,
if you placed the speaker on his ear

then it must be covered,
so how would he hear the music?

Hence I say that..
- I say, you fix it whenever you want.

Where did you get him from?
- Jindhar

you are going to play songs.
Won't this disturb the prayers?

Sadhu, we did the prayers
a week back at the Gurudwara.

Good thing.
- We are having a wedding here.

We can make a thousand mistakes
while attending to the guests.

Pick that up, come on.
- Hey, speaker master.

Yes.
- Play Hindi songs.

Why Hindi songs?
I am not from Bombay.

Don't mention Bombay in front of me.

I get enraged.

"Oh, mother, she caused a scene!"

"Oh, mother, she caused a scene!"

"Oh, mother, she caused a scene!"

"Oh, mother, she caused a scene!"

"Oh, mother, she caused a scene!"

Do ladies need anything to eat?

Do you need to even ask, Brother?

Get whatever you want.
They will eat anything. - Tota.

Yes? - Get some fritters
and ask Seeti to serve tea.

Seeti won't serve anything.

You will have to do that.

I feel like breaking Seeti's legs, lazy girl.

Why do you have to do that to her?
I am here for that.

Sit down, Seeti.

Mom, when you place your veil behind your ears

you look very beautiful

Come on, get up. You aren't here
making sweets or anything. Get up.

Surila..
- Yes?

Give me a foot massage.

One day, I will strangle you.

I will ask Chotu.

Get up, Chotu.
- I won't.

Get up, son.
- Why?

Your mother passed away.
- Good riddance.

I swear, I have nothing to do with that.

Stop your nonsense.
Play a nice song.

Start singing.
- Come on now.

Dance now..
- "The poor.."

Stop the music.

Let the girls dance.

What? What did you say?
Should I increase the volume?

We cannot hear ourselves out here.

Okay, don't worry.
I'll increase the volume to maximum.

Full!
- Stop the music!

I'll hit you with my slipper.
Stop it.

Stop it.
Why are you causing an uproar?

I cause uproar everywhere.

Whether it's for them or for you.

Okay, I will stop it.
- Will you stop it now?

He stopped it..
- That's enough..

He stopped it.
- Come on, girls, sing.

"It is an auspicious occasion."

"It is an auspicious occasion."

"It is an auspicious occasion."

"Don't keep talking about your in-laws."

"There is no place as good as this."

"Wonderful!"

O my angel,
meet me at the cattle pen at 4 a.m.

I don't like this.

Why?
- First you came here quite late.

Then you didn't even have a drink.

Don't worry.
We will get together some other time.

Today is the death anniversary of our elder.

Sukhi! Come here.
- Yes.

Call Shindo.
- You're leaving already?

He says he wants to leave.

But they are still at it.
I'll drop them home.

It's not a problem

but we have to get up early
because of the animals.

Okay.
- Please go and call them.

Come.

Very good.
- "...holding the hand."

Here, hold the horse's reins.

People hand over a girl.

And you are giving me a horse, Dogra?

Are you blind?
I am sitting on the horse.

Once you hold the horse's reins,
you can take me anywhere.

I gave you the horse's reins to guide it

and not so that you can marry Rano.

You should stop thinking about Rano.

I have already fixed her marriage alliance.

Say that you are lying.

Move!

Okay, come on.

I have never managed to remove the rope

as fast as it removed the cover.

It removed the cover?
Oh, no!

The calf is so smart?

It removed the cover and hung it on the nail?

She came to meet me?
Do you want something?

Idiot! Get away!

She slapped me!

What happened, dear?

You got up so early?

Did you go to take your bike
for a bathroom break?

Is it some cattle that I would
take it for a bathroom break?

Anyway, what's your problem?

What problem can I have?

When early in the morning,
you see someone

stealthily dragging a bike
which can start pretty easily

then you are bound to be worried.

Sadhu, you should instead worry about

getting hit left and right

then you will yearn to go to the bathroom
like a diabetic yearns for sweets.

Understood?
- It's okay, dear.

You will know when you get caught.

Kaleja.
- Yes?

Boys say that there was a frog
in the milk you brought yesterday.

He brings milk.
What else did you expect, elephants?

Shut up.

Surila, the boys were saying
that you have only old records.

Don't worry, I'll buy new records.

Some boys also said that you
don't know how to make Barfi.

That you keep making some old style of Barfi.

I said, Don't worry,
I will ask him to make Chocolate Barfi.

He'll make Chocolate Barfi?

Shut up!
Go and get green chilies. Go.

I don't know how many to get.

It's not meat we are talking about.

Go and get a handful of them.
- Come along with me.

Let's go. I'll go and do a few
of my pending work as well.

Let's go. Wait.

Don't fall. Don't break anything.

Wait, let me sit behind you,
then you can start riding.

An old woman approached Sadhu once.

She asked do you have any Puris?

He said, Not Puris,
but I have some kisses to give you.

Sukhi, I left Sadhu at the market
and came back.

I made him push the scooter
twice on the way there.

Well done.

Hello, Mr. Jellu. Hello!

This is great.
- Hello. God bless you.

What great thing did he do?
Pulled a train with his teeth?

Ma'am, I meant it's a responsible thing
to come on time.

Hello! Welcome! Hello!
- I am so happy that you came, Shindo.

There is a lot of work that needs to be done.
- Hello, ma'am.

Where is your father?
- He is waiting for you on the terrace.

Let's go, dear. - Ma'am, I have
some work for you as well today.

The wok is kept on fire.
The cook is no good.

You will have to check
if everything tastes perfect. - Okay.

Seetha.
- Yes.

Take her along.

Now, I'll go and handle everything.
- Come, ma'am.

You give me this.

It is your friend's wedding.

You too should be given
some responsibilities.

I was waiting for you at night.
You didn't show up.

What is this?
What you did to me was wrong.

Hello! Listen to me.

You are only interested in taking the letter?

You didn't intend to show up?

The one who got the letter
must have waited for you.

What?
- What?

Some people only like to give letters

and have no intend to show up.

What?
- What?

It's either what, why or how?

Be grateful that I give you respect
because of the values my parents taught me.

If I get angry

it won't take me long to curse you.

That's enough, dear.

I just wanted to check if you
have any pride left in you or not.

Come on, my love.
Get to work now.

Can you tell me where's my red shirt?

Outside, on the hook.

What the heck!
This is bad.

Hey, girl, did you remove
the shirt from the hook?

I hope he doesn't get hold of the letter.

Do you guys call it a shirt here?
- Gudi!

This is true.
- Right.

Absolutely.
- Sir, tea and Laddus.

Very good.
Tea and Laddus.

You are serving him eggs, chickens..

I'll tell you, once I saw someone
get beaten up at the railway station.

A man was selling snacks.
He kept saying Serving hot.

A girl passed by.

He said Serving hot, lady.

She grabbed him and beat him to a pulp.

She must have shown what she could do
by hitting him with her sandals.

This is great.

Sukhi?

What are you looking at?
- Your mother.

You too, Sukhi?
- Get lost!

I'll tell you! Come with me.

Now tell me.
- What?

Will this hook tell me where my red shirt is,
if not you?

I had hanged it over here.
- Then did the ground swallow it?

Has anyone seen my red shirt?

Let me tell you.
Well-known singers

beg me, they plead me

to play their songs.

Don't tell anyone.
Keep it to yourself.

Mohammed Sadeek and Manik
became celebrities because of me.

Really?
- Yes, of course!

And how many lost jobs because of you?
Tell them that as well.

Tell them where all you got hit
by sandals for playing dirty songs.

Look, I was never hit by sandals.

But yes, I was beaten up a year ago
for the dirty songs.

Then I washed the cassette
and the songs became clean.

Then people started giving me
a lot of respect.

Everyone respected me.

But Sadhu Singh, people say

that if you keep ice
in your hand for two minutes

your hands go numb.

They made you sit on the ice block.

How did you feel back then?
- Darn, Chadar.

He has ruined my name.
He is troubling me.

He made me get off the scooter
and came back here.

My feet got blistered with all that walking.

Only blistered?
He had said, he would break your legs.

Tell me, who are you supporting,
me or Chadar?

Look, I have to face God, so I won't lie.

I am supporting Chadar.

I'll call Chadar.
He'll apply a balm on your feet.

Lie down. I'll massage your legs.

No need! Go and do the dishes.
I'll handle him.

Handle me, what do you think I am?

I had once handled the grocer.

Chotu was just a kid back then.

What happened was..

Tota!
- Yes?

You too serve this great sage.

Uncle Jindhar,
get a glass of milk for Mr. Sadhu.

With some turmeric in it.
- Do you guys want me dead?

Have you forgotten the days when as a kid

you used to come to me and ask for Barfi?

I am all grown up now.

And I still ask for Barfi.
But Chocolate Barfi.

Shyama, go and help them with the tent.

Sukhi, but they have already
brought help with them.

What will I do over there?
I want to work here.

Sukhi, there is no sight
of Chocolate Barfi as yet.

Then, I think you will be going
empty-handed from here, Sadhu.

It will be embarrassing for us
if he goes empty-handed.

We will send him in ripped knickers.

Chadar, please keep me out of this.

Dad, please make the Chocolate Barfi.

Even if you make it like you made
at Salam.. - I'll give you a piece of it.

Let me know if it's sweet enough.

It's a little less.
Add another ladle full of it.

You..
- Now, okay.

Sukhi!
Brother-in-law is asking for you.

From where did Jindhar find
such a lanky son-in-law?

You don't know, Surila.
Let me tell you.

He wasn't lanky, he was rather healthy.

You know he has a habit of wiping his nose.

He keeps snorting.
- Yes.

Once he was spraying pesticides
on wheat fields. - Okay.

By mistake

he wiped his nose with the spray pipe.

How did this happen!
I shrank! I am ruined!

Then they found him like
a piece of dried cotton lying in the field.

I'll go and help Seeti with the sheets.
- Hey!

I know how to spread the sheets better.

Do you understand, Tota?

I've dealt with many sheets,
as well as people.

Come with me.
- Shyama, go with him.

Okay, now the sheets
have become heavy for you?

Like this cloth was leeching on to Shyama

there are many people leeching on the others.

The day I get an opportunity, I'll..

What do you mean?
I should now beg like a beggar..

Give me my shirt back, for God's sake.

This looks like my shirt.

Wear some other shirt, Brother-in-law.

Won't that ruin my style?

Today, you will get to see Sukhi's style

when he'll wear a yellow turban

white shirt and red jacket.

Everyone will only look at him in awe.

Seetha, why are you telling
everything to brother-in-law?

He might copy my style.

Sukhi, you won't wear those clothes.

Do you understand or shall I explain?

It is mine.
- It's yours?

Yes.
- Take it. I anyway can't read.

Sukhi, listen!

Just a minute.
Please read this letter for me.

Can't you read it?
- No.

Seeti threw it towards me.

Seeti threw it?

Then listen what Seeti has to say.

Seeti writes..
- Yes?

Dear Tota..
- Oh, my!

I give you a lot

of that!
- What's that?

It's something sweet, Tota. There's more.
- Okay.

I wish to eat sweet Rotis with you.
- Oh, my!

Once all the singing and dancing
is over tonight

meet me at the cattle pen.

We will talk about love.

Oh, my!
Love gives a different intoxication.

Give me that letter.
- No.

Lovers shouldn't be
in possession of such letters.

You might get into trouble.

At least let me kiss it.

Coming, Seeti.

Sukhi! Go and check on the progress
of the tent outside.

Uncle, you are sitting like a commander.

There is a wedding taking place here.
You should be all over the place.

You too should take up some responsibility.

This is just too much!

Rano! Rano!

Bholi has sent a list for you.

Take it. Read it carefully.

Take it.

Tell me, your..
- Don't say anything about my mother.

Then, the topic is over!

Let me know unhesitatingly

if you want me to play a romantic song
for someone special.

I unhesitatingly hit people as well.

I understood.

Then I'll play the sibling song.

Sukhi, you better talk to Chadar.

He is troubling me a lot these days.

Tell him that I am old

and I know more tricks than you guys.

I have a bad temper too.

How bad?
- Worse than your face.

You have been cleaning the record

so you might as well clean your face too.

And tell Chadar
that if he raises his hand on me

then I'll hit where it hurts.

I'll tell you something.

I had gone to meet Chotu's mother
before our wedding.

She came to meet me.

When I held her hand

she slapped me.

Then?
- Then what? I too slapped her.

She told me,
Sadhu Nath, we will make a good match.

Sadhu! Listen carefully.

I'll hit your face and Chotu's stomach

if you don't do your job properly.
- Right.

If she gets angry, you'll get blown away
like a bag does during a storm.

Well, I told him to make Chocolate Barfi,
four days ago.

There are still no signs of it.

Darn you, why didn't you make what they want?

Why is she yelling at me?

Tell me.
Why aren't you saying anything?

Brother, you keep taking plates
full of sweets to sister-in-law.

She won't fit into her clothes
on the last day.

She troubles me if I don't get them for her.

Hear her talk!

This is unbelievable! This is the limit!
I have been looking for it on the terrace

and you have kept the box
of liquor bottles out here in the open.

That too, so close to Sadhu.

No one respects alcohol out here.
- Get this straight as well, Sadhu.

If there is anything lacking
in the food for the girls

tonight and tomorrow

then I'll be your worst enemy,
let me tell you.

You will feel worse
than a donkey working in the field.

Do you understand?

Hear them talk!
- I wonder what everyone eats

that their words are so bitter.

God knows what your mother ate
before you were born.

This Barfi is bland.
There is no taste in it.

That isn't Barfi,
it's cottage cheese, old woman.

Who knows what will happen
or what will not happen.

But these questions sound very good.

Do I love you?

Do you like me?

I want to meet you to know
the answers to these questions.

Don't misunderstand me.

I'll come to meet you at noon this time,
at the cattle pen.

Please do come.
Waiting for you! Sukhi.

Have you lost your mind?

You don't feel ashamed
writing letters, do you?

What do you think of yourself?

You will fix a time for our meeting?

No, don't misunderstand me.

I like you a lot.

I am crazy not just about your face

but your nature as well.

Now, I spend my days thinking about you.

Don't make tall claims.
I don't think about you at all.

Okay, if you don't
then why have you come here?

I have come here to tell you

that I don't have any feelings for you.

And uncle will be here soon.
Don't get yourself beaten up unnecessarily.

Do you understand?
- Hello!

How dare you touch me!

She slapped me!

Then I too slapped her.

She told me,
Sadhu Nath, we will make a good match.

What was Sukhi doing upstairs?

Hello, what are you doing here?

I was looking for you over there.

I-I.. What's in that bag?

No, it's just..

Okay, Barfi, Gulab Jamun.

So, you are gathering sweets.
- Not at all.

It's for my wife, Pasho.
I mean..

You ugly man, don't you have any shame?

I'll slap you.

No.. Don't slap him.

Girls have very strong hands these days.

Take this. I am leaving.

Where are you going?
Wait a minute.

You are covered in husk
and you came from up there.

Go and make tea, I'll talk to him.
Come.

Come upstairs with me.
- Seetha, I want my turban..

I'll tell you how to starch your turban.

I suspected it.

But I didn't know
that things have gone so far.

You have crossed all limits
with all that slapping.

She thinks too much of herself.

Calm down.
Rano addresses me as brother.

Mr. Jellu has given me the responsibility

to look after her.

Do you think I am fooling around?

I want to marry Rano.

Seetha, if you help me out in this

then I swear, I'll never forget your favor.

It's not a big deal anyway.

But you have made the girl
go against you by slapping her.

I will convince her.

Then I will convince Mr. Jellu.

But what if your father refuses?

No way!

Mr. Jellu and my father
are very good friends.

Okay, then, you convince Rano.

Okay.

Here's the gram flour.

Dokla.
- Yes?

What are you doing here?

Your Seeti is romancing with someone else.

Mind your tongue.

I'll mind my tongue.

You should go and mind your wife.

I cannot see Tota anywhere.

He is standing next to Seeti.

I suggest two smacks on the knees.

No one will notice
in the commotion of the wedding.

Who are you romancing with,
hiding out here?

Darn you! You scoundrel!

I'll teach you a lesson.
- Seeti!

You ate my share of rice!

You ate my share of rice, you scoundrel!
- No, Seeti.. Stop!

You think you are some Romeo!

I beg of you. I have some respect
in this village. Don't ruin it.

Take it.

Give me two more Laddus, dear.

Okay.

Aunt, do you remember?
- What?

When I was little, you had once slapped me.

I too had slapped you back.

But when I apologized,
you forgave me immediately.

When did you ever slap me?

If you had slapped me,
I would have broken your neck.

You get beaten up every day.
Stop lying.

Hey, girl.. I will go and ask Sukhi's aunt

how much sweets we should be giving
her maternal family. - Okay.

Dear, you put sweets in these bags.
I'll be right back, okay?

Okay.
- Sukhi, help her.

Are you still angry over that slap?

Here, throw this Laddu on my head
and vent out your anger.

Do it! Do it!

Do it.

Surila, does your music system work fine?

His music system burns reels.

This man is looting
in his own sister's house.

He eats a lot.
He ate half the vegetable cooked.

He doesn't eat, it's his wife that hogs.
- Okay.

Women have even made sages, their slaves.

He is nothing compared to that.
- Right.

Dokla, I cannot see Tota.
Where is he?

Where can he go?
He must be here somewhere.

Dokla.
- Surila.

It is tasty.
- Play that song from Sholay..

When a girl gets angry,
she looks even more beautiful.

She got angry already?

I think I'll have to teach you too a lesson.

Here, give me two glasses
of the special drink.

No, that drink is only
for the special wedding guests.

It is not for any ordinary person.
- I am

the eldest son of the eldest son-in-law
of this family.

Just shut up and give it to me.
It is for my parents.

You brought this for both of us?

Yes, mom has put me on special duty.
- Really?

I have to take special care
of you and your friends.

Well, I understand that you are my sister

but what if one of your friends get angry

and slap me?
- Then you slap her back.

I will.
But then she won't forgive me.

Right?
- I'll forgive you right away.

Well, you will forgive me
even if I don't make a mistake.

Here, drink it.

You have been eyeing it from quite some time.

Here.

Okay, so he is romancing
Jindhar's niece.

Darn that Sadhu!
He is staring at me

as if he has never seen
a beautiful girl before.

Okay, so this is what he is up to!

Darn you!
There is so much work left to be done!

Don't hit me, Aunt.
- You are hiding over here!

You lazy fellow!
Who will do all the work?

You are hiding over here!

I know everything!
I know what you are up to!

Wait, I'll break your bones!
You just wait!

One can make a mistake sometimes.

You slapped once. I slapped once.
We are even now.

What are you doing, Sukhi?

I am rehearsing for tonight's
celebration, Mom.

"We will celebrate.."
- I don't know, what's wrong with him!

I want to marry you.

Sukhi, my uncle has already fixed
my marriage with someone in Ahmedgarh.

Sometimes God doesn't want
what the heart wants.

"It wasn't her fault."

"It wasn't my fault."

"Then tell me, why did You separate us?"

"It wasn't her fault.
It wasn't my fault."

"Then tell me, why did You separate us?"

"Our desires.."

"Our desires.."

"Why did You drown them in tears?"

"Oh, God, why did You break two hearts?"

"Oh, God, why did You break two hearts?"

"Oh, God, why did You break two hearts?"

"Oh, my beloved!"

"My beloved!"

"She didn't try to go away from me."

"Why couldn't You see us happy together?"

"She didn't try to go away from me."

"Why couldn't You see us happy together?"

"Why did You.."

"Why did You drown our love in sorrows?"

"Oh, God, why did You break two hearts?"

"Oh, God, why did You break two hearts?"

"Oh, God"

"why did You break two hearts?"

"You must never fall in love."

Rano, you?

What happened?
Why are you crying?

After the wedding,
you will go very far away from me.

I started crying thinking about that.

No, Rano. Stop crying.

Sukhi..

It all fell apart before it even started.

Anyway, we shouldn't get shots
if there is no fever.

What do you mean?

It's not like you were dating her.

I mean it was one-sided love, right?

She didn't say anything.

No, buddy, she told me about her marriage.

This shows that she isn't happy
with that alliance.

I think she has some feelings for me.

But you too are right.

She is already engaged, what can we do?

We cannot do anything.

Why can't we do anything?

You should do at least something, sometimes.

We can do something

but a relationship isn't glass
that we can break with a stone.

We can break it.
Why can't we break it?

Why can't we break it?
- Yes, we can break it.

But it is not so easy.

I'll think of something.
- Let's go.

Where are you going?

I'll go outside and think. You sit here
and use your tiny little brain. - All right.

My son is acting like Romeo these days.

Come here.
- No, Dad, it's not so.

I am your father.

I treat you like a friend.

When words hurt

instead of soothing

then you should assume
that your flattery has gone in vain.

Dad, sometimes people
who walk on the right path

also find a dead-end.

Sukhi, sometimes life
makes you stand at crossroads

where you have plenty of options

but you don't know which is the right one.

If your soul is pure
and your intentions are good

then you end up finding
the right path to fulfill your desire.

I had told you something.

Love, worship, faithfulness..
- Faithfulness..

...determination and defects..
- Determination and defects..

They require courage.
- They require courage.

Do you remember?
- Yes, I remember.

But back then, you didn't let me complete
what I was saying.

You had interrupted me.

One more thing..

Laziness can never get rid of trouble.

And ego can never fulfill a dream.

So, if you have a desire

and you believe in yourself

then don't lose courage, my friend.

Happiness will welcome you.

Don't lose courage.
- Okay, Dad.

Now I won't lose courage.
I'll get going.

Don't lose courage.
- Okay.

Get up!

Don't make me break your bones
before I break Rano's alliance.

What made you think
you can lie on Rano's cot?

I didn't think.
I laid here to think.

Today, you too will know
what I am made up of.

My dear, I was thinking
that we could somehow involve Daddy

and get you and Rano married.

Daddy? Who is Daddy?

The one who speaks without a break.

'I can break alliances and fix broken ones.'

'They call me Daddy for a reason.'

I know them quite well.

I can get your job done in no time.
In no time! - Really?

But the way, you have approached me..

It will cost you.

As soon as I talk to Jellu about your match

I want you to give me
Rs. 2,100 and a gold ring.

Well..
- It's difficult? Okay, no problem.

I will not take Rs. 2,100,
but you'll have to give me a ring.

Well, consider your job done.

You should leave now.

Go..
- Okay.

Go..

Buddy, can I say something?

I know a lover when I see one.

Go, I won't even take a ring from you.
Do you know why?

I am known as Daddy.

I have got such an urgent piece of news
that I came as soon as I could.

Now I've even received a stamp of approval
from the American Embassy.

But you guys don't value me.

You've incurred a huge loss
by fixing your son's marriage

with Jellu's niece.

What does Jellu have?
He is pauper.

I have a good match.

The girl is from America.

They are giving you a car.

And they are giving Rs. 1.25 lakh cash
to the groom.

And don't even get me started on the gold.
They do business of gold in America.

They said, they'd give sandals made of gold
to the groom's mother.

And you wear size 12.

It will take a lot of gold, right?

If you still wish to get him married there
then go ahead.

Why should I bother?

Go and have mere cauliflower fritters
at the wedding.

We will serve expensive goat meat
and fish fritters to someone else.

Why should I be concerned?

Why are you standing, Daddy?
Please have a seat.

Stand up!

Keep the tea down and stand up!

I'll give you a plane!

You have such high demands!

You should first be worthy
of making such demands!

Why don't you just say
that you have found another match?

You have come here to break
the alliance with Rano.

Get this straight.

Rano is my daughter.

You won't find another girl like Rano.

You are misunderstanding.
- Enough!

That is enough!

Before I do anything wrong

you better get lost from here.

Leave!

Seetha, I hope it didn't happen
for the worse.

No one from Rano's family has shown up.

Yes, I hope Daddy
didn't make the situation worse.

Sukhi, I have been waiting for a long time.

Seeti is still not back.

Aunt has already scolded me twice.

Ranjha looked after the goats
for 12 years for Heer. - Yes.

Can't you wait here for 12 hours for her?

Shut up and sit down.

Be patient, she will come.
- Okay.

"I wish to say something,
but how do I say it?

"I wish to ask something,
but how do I ask?"

"She doesn't say anything.."

"She doesn't say anything
to express her feelings."

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

"I am in heaven when she smiles at me."

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

"We talk through our eyes every day."

"No words are exchanged."

"We still haven't shared our feelings."

"We talk through our eyes every day."

"No words are exchanged."

"We still haven't shared our feelings."

"She steals my heart.."

"She steals my heart when
she looks at me affectionately."

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

"I am in heaven when she smiles at me."

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

"I sometimes feel like being bold,
to heck with the consequences."

"I sometimes feel like leaving it to God,
He will unite us."

"I sometimes feel like being bold,
to heck with the consequences."

"I sometimes feel like leaving it to God,
He'll unite us."

"I consider her my God."

"I consider her my God,
she resides in every breath of mine."

Bye, buddy.
Shindo and I are leaving.

Sukhi will drop mom and Rano home.

I am upset with you.
You still didn't have a drink with me.

I won't give you an opportunity
to complain tomorrow.

You will deceive me tomorrow as well.

Bye.
- Bye.

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

"I am in heaven when she smiles at me."

"My heart skips a beat
when she smiles at me."

Move aside, boy.
I'll ride it.

Grandma, you will ride the motorcycle?

Yes, girl. What do you think,
that I can only talk?

This is a motorcycle, ma'am, and not a cart.

I told you, right?
So that's final.

I'll ride it.

Let's go.

Don't forget. Meet me at 4 a.m.

I'll see.

Tell me, what did I write?

You wrote, Rano isn't like any other girl.

Rano, your beauty,
your color, your gait, your nature..

You like it all, I know.

Tell me what is it that you don't like!

I don't like you staying away from me.

I want my day to begin with you
and end with you.

I am madly in love with you.

Do you even know what love is?

Something you cannot take
from someone on loan, that is called love.

Now I shall move ahead only with your love.

I don't wish to live without you.

I think my new life will begin with you.

Now I only wait for you to claim me as yours.

I have already claimed you

as mine in my heart, sweetheart.

Let go of me.
- Sadhu!

Let go of me.

I think I'll have to play this song today..

"Seek revenge
if you are what you claim to be."

Shut up, discordant singer!

Okay, dacoit.
- My name is Sadhu Nath.

And my name is Surila.
So never call me what you just did.

I am old enough to be your grandpa.
Let go of me.

You don't get respect
just because you have a white beard.

You have to earn it.

Someone save me!
- Move side! Move side! Leave.

What are you doing, Chadar? Move side!
- I'll kill him.

Are you trying to save me or have me killed?

I'm saving you from Chadar.

Come on!

You got saved because of him today.

Otherwise,
I would have impaled this into you!

Look at him!

Don't instigate me, I'll kill you.
- Calm down.

What happened?
- He woke me up early in the morning.

He asked me to call Bakiram in the evening.

Why did he wake me up for something
to be done in the evening?

Look at his deeds!

Then, come and test me.
Come on.

I'll cut you into pieces.

This won't work for long.
You will see

in future, you will get things
from Delhi while sitting at home.

Why don't you just use airplanes
to get the goods here?

Don't think that I am lame!

I can teach a person a lesson
with just one kick.

Chotu!
- Yes?

No need to cook anything special for them.

Let them survive on what's already there.

They think that they are great people.

Sadhu! Sadhu!
Your deeds indeed deserve a beating.

Do as you please, dear.

Chadar, don't hit him with a brick.

Just don't hit him with a brick.
- What are you doing?

I am a very jovial person.

I have worked in so many weddings
in your family.

You still don't know about my nature?

You don't understand.

I was just joking with him.
- Okay.

Let's get to work.
- Go on.

Tie me down.
Why don't you put a collar around me?

A wedding is taking place here.
There are a lot of things to do.

I have to sometimes be at one place,
and at times be somewhere else.

Should I inform you before going everywhere?

What do you think of yourself?

But I didn't say anything to you.

Calm down. I know that.

But everyone should know
that the son-in-law is here.

Forget it! Someone like you
cannot even eat two Laddus.

I can eat four layers of Barfi from a plate.

You want to bet?
- It's on!

It's on, come on.
- I'll see who makes bets.

Special guests are coming at 5 p.m.

Prepare for the evening ceremony,
behave yourself and get to work.

Get them out, you moron.

Call me by my name!
How many times do I have to tell you?

I made a mistake. Why are you getting angry?
- Hey!

How did you get the name Kaleja?
- I'll tell you.

I know everything.

When his mother was pregnant with him,
his parents used to fight a lot.

They used to hit each other
with slippers and all.

His mother used to tell his father,
Don't fight with me

I feel uneasy, my liver will pop out.

So?
- His name means liver.

I'll break your jaw, I'm warning you.

You don't know, you were very small
back then. - To heck with you!

Someone listen to me as well.
I am the bride's father and not a servant.

Make sure everyone has eaten by 2 p.m.

They are just here to chat.

Brother, the devotion with which
you serve sister-in-law

had you worshiped a God's idol,
He would've appeared in it.

It's just noon and you have already made
six rounds to the kitchen.

Why don't you just bring her
and make her sit in the kitchen?

Till when will you keep serving her?

That way, you will do your duty
and her soul will be in peace.

Let it be, Sister.
Don't cast an evil eye on my wife.

Eat as much as you please today.

After this, you will be eating
at your in-laws' house.

I say, why don't you too have something?

I think you will make sure
that I eat something.

Seeti!
- Coming!

Yes?
- Take this.

Sit and eat with her.

You keep serving the girls, but you
aren't bothered about serving your father.

It is 5 p.m.

Make some arrangements
so that I too can dance tonight.

It's 5:00 pm?
- Yes.

Girls, have you prepared
the lamps for tonight's ceremony?

Today they will know
what the maternal family can do.

Yes..
- Yes, we will know

whether you pay back for the sweets you ate.
- Yes.

Pinky, where's the pot
to be used for the ceremony?

Sukhi had brought it. I'll go and ask him.
- Okay.

Sukhi!
- Take it all.

Sir, where is Sukhi?

Sukhi? Sukhi!

Yes?
- Over there, dear.

Sukhi, where is the pot
to be used for the ceremony?

The pot? There, brother-in-law
from Nabhe is sitting on it.

Get up! Seetha, give the pot to them.
- Okay.

Sukhi, today the maternal family
will rock the dance floor.

Go ahead.
Sukhi isn't the one judging.

He is from the paternal side, right?
- Right.

Today the paternal side will make
the maternal family spin.

Get ready to twirl.

Sukhi!

Yes, Dad?
- Come here.

Coming. I am coming.
- Don't drink.

Keep getting me drunk with your eyes,
I won't need any alcohol then.

Seetha, look after our
brother-in-law from Nabhe.

Okay..

What is it? You are having
a serious conversation with brother.

He's your brother, not mine.

Sukhi! Sukhi!

Yes, Dad?

Here, look Jellu is drinking today
at my request.

I am very happy.

This is called friendship, son.

From the time I got married,
we never behaved like in-laws.

He's just like my brother.

And you know why I came back from Germany.

For us.

Can I leave?
I'll go and get some work done.

Wait.

Have a drink, you'll be able to work better.

Jellu Singh, make a drink for him.

I know he drinks stealthily.

No, Dad, I stopped drinking.

What? Since when?

Who asked you to?
- What?

I'm just kidding!

My enemies have taken my happiness away.

Rano's alliance.. They were making demands.

I called it off.
- You did the right thing.

You shouldn't hand your daughter over
to greedy people.

Right!
God does everything for a reason.

I'll be right back.
- God does everything for a reason.

Listen, don't do what you did yesterday.
Just go for it.

Don't worry about it.
Today you will see my style.

Did you understand or shall I explain?

We got it.

I will be the one to rock the show today.

You played a trick yesterday with us.

Today you will see my style
when I will wear a blue sheet

an orange butterfly-print long shirt..
- Wow!

...with green turban

and come on the dance floor.

It will give me more excitement.

Nothing can be better than that.
- That's it.

Don't be stubborn, Jellu.
He is right.

Drink slowly,
don't drink all of it in one go.

Don't say anything, you troublemaker.

Jellu, stop this.
Stop this!

Here.

This is fine?
- Yes.

What are you girls calculating?

Lift it and give it to the aunt.

Hurry up, we have
to get up early in the morning

and make preparations as well.
- Here you go.

"Brighten up your life,
the night is here."

"This is great, the night is here."

"This is great, the night is here."

"Keep quiet, I have just
put my baby girl to sleep."

"I sung a lullaby to her.
She will wake up. She will cry."

Stop it! Stop it!
What is this going on here?

What should we stop?

No, I mean, Chadar made me climb up.

Now I cannot come down.
I too wish to dance.

"The night is here!"

"This is great, the night is here."

There, they have started.

As if you cannot celebrate without singing.

It's okay, young kids like it.

It doesn't make a difference anyway.

What did you say?
- It's nothing.

He didn't say anything.
Keep drinking. I'll be right back.

"Don't you stare at me, oh, boy."

"I'm known to have fire in my eyes."

"Don't you stare at me, oh, boy."

"I'm known to have fire in my eyes."

"I'll give you sleepless nights."

"I'll give you sleepless nights."

"I'll get ingrained in your heart."

"My beauty is as famous with the boys"

"as the Sheikh of Dubai is in the world."

"My beauty is as famous with the boys"

"as the Sheikh of Dubai is in the world."

"My beauty is as famous with the boys"

"as the Sheikh of Dubai is in the world."

"I'll cross the biggest hurdle."

"Don't test my courage, oh, beautiful."

"I'll cross the biggest hurdle."

"Don't test my courage, oh, beautiful."

"I agree that you have mesmerizing beauty."

"I agree that you have mesmerizing beauty."

"Everyone is eager to steal it."

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty."

"I'm a quick-tempered man!"

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty.
- Hurray!"

"I'm a quick-tempered man!"

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty."

"I'm a quick-tempered man!"

"Hurray!"

"I don't know how to settle for less."

"Tell me, do you want my life?"

"Do you want my life?"

"I don't know how to settle for less."

"Tell me, do you want my life?"

"Do you want my life?"

"You have broken many hearts."

"You have broken many hearts"

"saying such sweet words.
- Hurray!"

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty."

"My beauty is as famous with the boys.."

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty.
- Hurray!"

"I'm a quick-tempered man!"

"As the Sheikh of Dubai is in the world."

"I'll come in handy to protect your beauty."

"I'm a quick-tempered man!"

"Oh, my!"

"Hurray!"

Mind your language, Jellu!

Otherwise, I'll throw you down.

Those who want to throw me down, will die.

Who are you?

You keep saying,
Drink less. Don't drink more.

You idiot, I had told you for your own good.

My own good?
Why would you do that?

The Europeans threw you out of Germany.

You came here with nothing.
There, you used to wash utensils.

And here you behave like a big man.

What's wrong with that?
I am a big man.

The boy's family asked for a car.
I am not a cheapskate as you

that I'd break the alliance
of my girl for that reason.

What did you say?
- Yes.

No! No!
- You are our guest!

I'll see you!
- What will you see?

I'll get you!
- Calm down.

Seetha! What is happening?
- Let me go!

Let me go! I'll show him.
- It's okay. Calm down.

Let me go! I'll go and break his head.
Let me go!

You were thrown out of Germany.
You taunt me!

I didn't get the girl married and all.

I got insulted.

No one insulted you.

Jellu, what are you doing?

You have done it again?
You ruined everything.

You are so old
yet you cannot keep a drink down.

Why don't you teach me how to drink,
in your school?

This is how you drink less.
This is how you drink more.

You have started lecturing me
as if I've been drinking imported liquor.

He cannot digest it.
That's why he doesn't drink.

Let me go!
Why are you still standing here?

Are you shackled here?
Come home with me.

We will go.
- We'll never come back!

Go away!
We don't want rich folk like you either.

Shindo, take this king home.
- You shut up. Stop it.

Come on.
- I don't beg to anyone.

Come with me, buddy. Come on.
- Bring the girl along.

Take her away.
We aren't making your Rano work here.

Don't go anywhere, dear.
Stay here. Don't worry about him.

He will forget everything
once he is sober tomorrow.

Someone will drop you home later.

It's considered an ill omen

till something like this
doesn't happen at a wedding. - Exactly..

It's nothing.
Come on, let's go.

Come on, everyone.
Let's go, everyone.

Nothing happened. Come on..
- Hey, you.. - No, Dad, it's not that..

Run away, Jellu.
Run away.

I have fixed many like you.

I am your brother-in-law.

I'll not spare you.

We'll teach him a lesson,
to heck with the consequences.

I will not spare him!

These old men have caused a new problem.

We'll get them! Sukhi, we'll..
- What will you get?

We'll get them!

Yes, that's what I am saying!

We'll get them!

I will teach you a lesson.
I won't spare you..

"If uncles don't fight
and sulk for importance.."

"If the new son-in-law doesn't get sloshed.."

"You won't get such
drunkards anywhere else!"

"It's not a wedding
till you don't gather cots and mattresses."

Why are you crying and ruining your mood?

Uncle is always like this.

That's why we don't let him drink.

Stop crying now.

What if he doesn't
let you come here tomorrow?

He cannot stop me
from coming here tomorrow.

And Sukhi is smart.

Tomorrow, he will convince
uncle to come as well.

This is a big mess.

Bholi will get married, but what about us?

I am not worried about that.

The person who can break my alliance,
can do anything for me.

I-I didn't.. Why would I break your alliance?

Don't try to act smart.

Hit the brakes, we have reached home.

Or do you wish to tour the whole village?

I wish to tour the whole world with you.

What color dress are you wearing tomorrow,
for the wedding?

Why should I tell you?

Hello!

Wear a blue color turban tomorrow.

And yes, wear a coat.

Don't wear a waistcoat
with a tie and get ridiculed.

Leave now.

You have to get up early tomorrow.

Will Uncle Jellu allow you to come tomorrow?

I know how I have to come.

Okay.

So, good night.

And, I love you.

Shameless fellow.

You won't leave so easily.
Uncle.. Please come outside.

Look, there's some stranger at the door.

As if I am scared of uncle.
- Uncle!

No, I've come to the wrong address.

Stupid.

Finally, here lies Sindal from Nabhe
on the historic cot.

Hey! Stand up.

How many times have I told you
not to sit on this cot?

Friendship also has some limits.

Then you can wear the waistcoat tomorrow.

Hey, you start threatening me at every point.

Listen, I have arranged
for a blue turban from uncle.

But she wants me to wear a coat.
Arrange for a coat.

This is what I wanted to tell you.

Sindal from Nabhe has a coat.

Then step on his tail.

He says, Sukhi..

Sukhi, brother-in-law from Nabhe
will be the best tomorrow.

He'll put all the guests to shame
when he'll wear a coat tomorrow.

And you will wear this waistcoat.

Don't touch the waistcoat.

I spent the whole day and hunted down
this waistcoat from the market.

A coat is nothing great.

Every second person wears a coat
during a wedding, nowadays.

Even the waiters wear coats.

The one who wears a waistcoat
is the one who exhibits style.

The one who wears a waistcoat.

Sukhi! Give me the waistcoat.

I-I won't, Brother-in-law.

Sukhi, give me the waistcoat.

I-I won't, Brother-in-law.

Sukhi! I said, give me the waistcoat.

Do you understand or shall I explain?

Okay! So, you mean
you will wear Sukhi's waistcoat..

Then what will he wear? Your coat?
- Your coat?

He'll have to wear it.

I won't give it, Brother-in-law.

Give it to him, Sukhi.

Otherwise, brother-in-law will
shout and gather the whole village.

Oh, yes, I should shout.
- No, Brother-in-law.

Take the waistcoat. Take it.
- Give me.

The coat..

Brother-in-law, where is the coat?

Brother-in-law, where is the coat?

In the cupboard.

The coat is in the cupboard.

Dogra, you?

Jeona, here are two turbans.

If you make Kishan and Dogar
brothers again tomorrow

then Rano will be yours.

Well done, Dogra.

That's a great scheme.

Chadar, what if his
Chocolate Barfi isn't tasty?

Then you will see him sitting on ice.

Chadar, looking at the way he is praying

I feel like he will make us get the ice.

Whatever you may say,
this old man is quite entertaining.

He has a few odd habits.
- True.

But there's one thing.

If Sadhu wins the Barfi match

then his name will echo in our ears
like Manak's songs.

"Barfi!"

Now you want me to wear the turban
sent by Jellu at the wedding?

This means you didn't
come from Germany for us.

Are you trying to get me closer to Jellu

or do you fear
that you'll get distanced from someone?

Both.

I said, I don't want to go.

You don't understand it.

You have the right to be angry.
- How is it right?

It is not right. It is not right.

It is your wish, Jellu.

But think about it.

Hello, Uncle Jellu.

Hello.
- What are you thinking about?

What do you want from me?

No, I don't want anything.
I have come to give you something.

Uncle has sent an apology.

Sukhi's father.

Look, both of you made a mistake.

He stopped you from drinking
and you were rude.

Then you two had an argument.

Uncle has sent this turban.

Keep it.
He scored brownie points by apologizing.

He said that if you wear this turban and come

then he'll attend the wedding,
otherwise he'll go back immediately.

Who is in the bathroom?
I have been standing here since one hour.

Who wants to get into trouble?
Your brother-in-law is having a bath.

I'll take some time.

I have a huge body.

Do you understand or shall I explain?

I'll come out and tell you.

Get lost!

Sister-in-law,
where have you kept Bholi's jewelry?

Oh, yes. Here are the keys.

Get them out from the trunk.

I'll go and give tea to the priest.

Why hasn't Rano come yet?

Seetha, Uncle Jellu hasn't come yet.

That's true.
- Look at them.

He is here.

Come on, greet each other.

They aren't even looking at each other.
Getting them to talk seems impossible.

We'll have to think of a scheme.

I'll talk to Daddy.

All right.
- Come with me.

Seeti, what you did with me was not right.

Darn you! I'll teach you a lesson.

You come here applying kohl in your big eyes.

Applying kohl in your big eyes!
I'll teach you a lesson today.

Darn you!
You shouldn't ruin other people's marriage.

Did anyone see this?

Have you seen Seeti anywhere?
- Get lost.

The coat doesn't look good.
- Go away.

What happened, Sukhi?

I have spoken to Daddy.
He has made a plan.

He has made a plane?
Has he also started making planes?

Come, dear. Have some sweets.
- Yes.

Well done.
You have made very tasty Barfi.

Dad, give him Rs. 100.

Sure, dear.
- Thank You, God.

Thank you very much.
- Take this.

Give me this.
- Let it be, Dad. You might lose it.

He did it.

Come here.
- Chadar, your instigation worked.

Instigation ruins everything.
I had told dad the same.

He said he'd apologize, but..

Ifs and buts only ruin things.

Jellu says, let's shake hands once.
- No, no, no.

I won't shake hands with that man
who thinks he is great.

I'll stand next to him if you say.

There is no problem in standing next to him.
- There should be no problem.

It's not like you both fired canons.

If you two had
an India-Pakistan kind of a war

even then I would have made
you two compromise. Ask me why!

Friendship shouldn't end.

Let's go.
The wedding vows are about to begin.

So, Tota, did you find Seeti?
- Get lost.

Everyone's daughters
and sisters are like your own.

Really? You learnt that after getting
your wings clipped? - Get lost.

I don't want to eat fritters.

I didn't offer them to you.

No, I mean, don't I want to eat fritters?

You scared me.

Both of them sat together
during the wedding vows.

May God have mercy!
I hope they unite in such a way

that they never fall apart again.
Leave. I'll go and get the report.

Go ahead. - I will.
- It was a pleasure talking to you.

You should.

I wouldn't give it to my biggest enemy
if I was forced.

Take it if you want, out of love.

I'll be ready to lie at the feet for love.

But for someone who has fake pride..

I hurt them so bad that they end up sighing.

I break friendship with someone
who always say hurtful things.

And I cannot be friends with someone
who talks nonsense.

There you go!

These men who are breaking plates

can be controlled only by those
who wash plates.

Where is Daddy?

Don't ruin Rano and Sukhi's lives
because of the fight between the elders.

Both of you should stick together.

Ladies can make the governments fall.

You won't find a daughter-in-law
as nice as Rano.

You won't find a son-in-law as nice as Sukhi.
Right? - Tell me about it!

What could be better than the fact
that they both like each other?

But who will talk to their fathers?

Now only the one who talks non-stop
can talk to them.

Who can talk better than him?
- Yes.

I had gone to your wives
to discuss your compromise.

But they scolded me.
They said, let them fight.

They have fixed another match
at this wedding. - Whose match?

Sukhi and Rano.
- Don't make me break your bones.

What is the fault of my bones?
It was my tongue that said these things.

I'll pull your tongue out.

Why my tongue?
Your wives said so. I didn't say it.

And even God cannot go against women.
How can you go against them?

If you want to try, then go ahead.
How would it hurt me?

In Ludhiana,
a man tried to go against his wife.

She committed suicide
and left a suicide note saying

that her husband
was responsible for her death.

The decision is in your hands.
I am just a middleman. I have a lot to do.

Do as you please.

Gareyal.

When friendship becomes weak,
even the mute start talking.

I had called you

so that I could drink with you and also hint.

But you drank alcohol
and started insulting me.

You forgot what you did?
When you had come here to get married

you got drunk and lost all the money
while playing cards with the guests.

I got them back for you.

You forgot about Lala's goons
that surrounded you in the market?

I had saved you back then, Jellu.

Who got insulted after
losing the headman elections?

You did, Gareyal. You did!

If you had to say such things

then why did you send
this turban I am wearing?

I didn't send it.
You sent the one I am wearing.

I wouldn't give you a piece of rag,
and you say I gave you a turban?

This is the limit! What does
he think of himself! - Wait a minute.

You didn't send me the turban
and I didn't send a turban to you.

Yes.
- Then who sent these turbans?

I had sent them.

When two heads take the wrong path

you need turbans
to bring them on the right tracks.

I had sent the turbans
to mend your relationship.

To fix our relationship or yours?

You, monkey, are trying to benefit
while two cats are fighting?

Okay!

That's why your turban's color
matches Rano's dress.

No, this is just a coincidence.

We value our elder's honor and pride
more than our desires.

Yes. Whether or not we two get together

you two shouldn't get separated.

What Rano means to say
is that our family should be one.

Gareyal, if you had been as smart as your son

then things would have been different today.

And would it harm you if you had
borrowed some sense from your niece?

Look, it is an auspicious day.
Talk about fixing our wedding.

Just don't keep exchanging insults.

Hey, when did you become so smart?

Ever since you came back from Germany.

And you know why you came back from Germany.

Yes, you had come to fix our marriage.

I don't accept this alliance.

I don't like the girl. - Gareyal,
don't say anything against my niece.

Now this marriage will take place
at any cost. - Okay, as you say.

What?
- I agree with you.

Stop making those noises
and give a hug to him.

Decide what you want to demand.

I demand a cot and mattress.

And what about the one who
had said yes for the cot and mattress?

What will I do with the cot and mattress
without her?

Here, have the Chocolate Barfi.

Sadhu Baba made it well.

Let me taste.

Have the Chocolate Barfi, Sukhi.

Book Nath and pay him in advance

for Sukhi and Rano's wedding.
He shouldn't get a chance to refuse later.

If he refuses, we will drag him here.

He doesn't know what we are made up of.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

I'll gather the cots and mattresses
at Sukhi's wedding.

It is not a big deal
to gather cots and mattresses.

It is a very big deal.

The cots and mattresses got the north
and the south. Isn't that a big deal?

Cots and mattresses remind me..

Back then, I was with Jeona Mour.

When I was a kid?
- No, dear, you didn't exist back then.

Once a few boys got together

and went to gather cots and mattresses
for a wedding.

We kept walking.
We kept walking.

Dad, you must have reached by now.
- No.

We kept walking.
Then we reached.

When we reached there and touched a cot

their daughter asked me to keep the cot down.

I told her that I am a confectioner.

Once I keep the wok on fire,
I don't stop cooking.

She said that her father
owned a grocery store.

They don't give anything for free to anyone.

So, I said, let's strike a deal
by exchanging a few sweet words.

She was stubborn.
She looked at me suspiciously.

What happened then?
- What else would happen?

After a year or so, Chotu happened.

Then all the neighbors
got together and asked him

what he had done!

He said, this is what happens
when one is in a hurry.

Hey, you have always been quirky.

You don't know these things.

You were..
- A kid back then!

All hail the Lord!

No matter who is behind the camera

he's the one who'll get thrashed.

Great!

I need a green screen behind.

This won't do.

The next film is releasing soon.
- Shut up!

This is a positive camp.

What have I said?
- Sorry.

What have I said?

Cut this scene.

Don't cut any scene from the making.

People should watch all of this.

Sukhi Singh is alone here.

I've lost my mind.

He's also the producer.

He has many more films to shoot.

Right. It's okay.

Let's take a ride.

What are you doing!

I'm going to be here.

I've been deceived.

Where's Mr. Harpreet?

I should go too.
- I'll give you a tight slap!

You need to invest a lot of money
in a movie.

Look at the tapes in the camera.

Get up.
- Let me lie down for five minutes.

Include this in the making.
Don't edit my scenes.

This is too much.

This man is done for.

I'm signing cheques here.
Include this shot.

Let alone Hindi, I can even speak Chinese.

Speak.
- Chinese..

It's the making.
Hello. How are you?

No one told you that.

Come on!

We have very little time left.
So, don't waste time.

You too, be like him..