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You look good, Jamie.
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But where is Billie? We just going
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to have to shoot without him.
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I hope he shows up.
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We are here at the hottest fashion gala of the year
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with an exclusive pass to early interviews.
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The event hasn't even started,
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but we are giving you a first look at your favorite
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celebrities in all their glory.
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- Cut
- And look. This is amazing.
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Here is Billie the rapper, dressed handsome as ever.
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How you doing Jamie?
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Well, Billie, I have to say
you look good. You look well.
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Gotta stay healthy and fit.
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You see, as a celebrity, we gotta maintain an image
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Cut.
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And you've had quite the image this year.
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You've climbed to the top of all the charts,
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trended on all the sites.
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Your music has been played
everywhere from elementary
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schools to strip clubs.
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We wanna know your secret.
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It's all about hard work, Jamie.
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Oh, come on Billie. You
gotta give us more than that.
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Women want you. Children want to be you.
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Politicians called you in election season.
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There has to be a bigger secret.
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What advice do you give the dreamers?
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I just followed my three keeps.
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The three keeps.
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Yeah. Keep trying, keep dreaming and,
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and by all means, keep running.
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I come to you live outside downtown hospital
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to announce heartbreaking
news that Billie the rapper,
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has just been pronounced dead.
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Doctors say he was dead on arrival
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with a sudden heart failure
that had no direct cause.
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Vera, Billie the rapper just died. What?
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And they say suddenly with with no
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indication of direct cause. That's crazy.
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An official
statement from the family
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said he had no history of illness
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or prior health concerns, which
leaves much of the nation,
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the world, and everyone out here mourning
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without answers.
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This is Jamie Beautiful.
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Live from a world which no longer makes sense.
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When we come back, we'll be interviewing fans
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as they pay their respects
to a hero who touch so many
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All The money he had.
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I know.
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Speaking of direct cause, we have direct cause
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to visit my family Saturday.
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Saturday. I can't make that.
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You know, sometimes I think, do I love this guy?
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And I think, nah.
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Oh, you love me.
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See if you get promotion today, then I love you.
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Can't put a price on love.
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Sometimes I think I want your
success more than you do.
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Not true!
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Why are we going over there anyway?
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I feel uneasy when I go over there.
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We're going because we only visit
them every once in a while.
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And every time you do is to fix
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what happened the last time
we went.
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You do remember what happened the last time.
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How could I forget?
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Okay, Vera Make a wish.
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What'd you wish for? She can't tell you
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that or it won't come true.
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I wish that Jess wouldn't put that pen down.
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You know, I dreamt of cake last night.
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Jess always has dreams.
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They come true a lot too.
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Honesty is what keeps the
chain strong in the family.
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And since I don't wanna be a weak link anything,
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if you have anything you need to say to me,
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don't hesitate to tell me.
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That's what makes family,
family. And this. This is mine.
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So did you vote for Trump?
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Good.
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- You ready to go?
- You know, I think I walked today.
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Hey, I got these for my students.
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Take one. Bye.
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Apple cider!
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Hey Fallon.
Wants some apple cider?
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You know what? Gimme
some apple cider.
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Wow Bebe's kids really jacked up them flowers.
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Wow. Fallon. Those
some nice shoes you got there.
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Shouldn't Huck me mentoring
you and your little brother.
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Hey Fal! Do you know
what a ignominy means?
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I think it has to do with a shame or disgrace.
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Oh, Mom said that's what you are.
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Oh, well, do you know what troglodyte means?
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No.
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Well, that's what your mom is.
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Yeah, I saw that too.
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You look really depressed
lately. Is everything okay?
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I know your buildings have been garbage
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and one before that and one before that
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Wasn't that bad.
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It's not that bad.
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Are you crazy?
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Have you seen Blueprint Magazine?
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They call it the mistake on the lake.
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Nobody reads magazines.
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A local history blog said
this is the worst catastrophe
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that has happened in Ohio since Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Dan on daily sports said,
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you're the reason that LeBron left Cleveland.
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We won't even notice my building in a few years.
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Fal, Look, we only have four buildings
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and that means it's a 25% chance if a rock falls.
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Its gonna knock your piece your shit over
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Hey guys, I need you to join us for a quick meeting.
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So first and foremost, I would like to say
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prayers go out to Billie the rapper.
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And though we may not have known him personally,
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he personally, touched us all
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now onto the main news line.
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Everyone. Let's congratulate
Carla on that new position.
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Now, I know many of you have worked hard this quarter
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and this was a hard decision for me.
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But I implore you keep up the good work
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and you will go places.
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Congrats Carla.
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Look Fal. I know you
wanted that new position,
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that big paycheck, a new ride.
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And it pains me to do this.
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But as the late Billie, the rapper used
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to say, do the three keeps.
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Keep dreaming, keep trying and keep
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Running.
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There's the guy.
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Oh, by the way, I got some good news for you.
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Don't you know Johnny? The intern? Yeah.
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Guess whose project he's gonna be helping with?
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Yours!
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I'm Getting an intern.
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No fal.
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You're not getting an intern
after the last stunt you pulled
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he's gonna be splitting the project with you.
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But I'm a veteran. I mean,
I've been here for years.
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My name is on most of the buildings
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around here in Cleveland.
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He's an intern. He brought
the donuts in.
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For Gods sake he's the receptionist half the time.
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Yeah, I thought about that too. Any who?
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Let's get this day started.
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That was brutal
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- Tell me about it.
- You trying to go
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to the bar and get a drink or something?
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Actually, yeah. I think
I might need a drink.
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I got it in-laws later.
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stop being so dramatic.
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Dramatic. Do you remember
what happened the last time?
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Oh?!
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Can't wait.
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Neon. Thanks Jess.
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I can um... wear them a lot of places.
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I can see.
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I gotta be honest with you, Vera.
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I didn't know he was brown.
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- Aye man
- Bro. Congrats on the
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- No promotion. Yeah.
- Good for you. - Broke ass
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Man Don't listen to them.
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Even though I told them to say that, don't listen.
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You got a shandy and a hela mango.
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I got a question. What
time does flight club start?
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You look like you take morning
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naps 'cause you wake up tired.
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You know man, my life is like
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- A box
- Of chocolates.
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No, my life's not that exciting.
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Wanna see pain swing by first method?
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Tuesday night. And see the guys
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with testicular cancer now that's pain.
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Look enough with the fight
Club references. I get it.
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I get it. I won't wear
these with socks next time.
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You see how they look at me with my wife's family?
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I mean, it's bad enough.
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I'm black, but sure I ain't shit to them.
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I ain't shit to nobody.
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I mean, I was on my way to work today
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and this fucking kid
roasted me... fucking kid.
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I mean, if I was successful, they couldn't say shit
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to me. Nobody could. That's
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A warning.
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A warning. A warning. No.
Should I put my butt in it?
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Yeah, sit right there.
Yeah, that's all right.
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But no, but I need better music to dance too, man.
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No, I'd do anything for
success right now, man. Anything.
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Come back here and make my own food.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What
do you think you're doing?
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sell your soul? What?
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Would you sell your soul?
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For success? Yeah.
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You know what? Yes,
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Yes, I would.
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Oh no, no. You're gonna
have to take a walk.
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Come on, come on. I'm going. Let's go.
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I feel like if I sold my soul, it wouldn't be worth aime
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Yeah mine probably wouldn't be worth shit.
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Either.
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You know what? I'm
about to head outta here.
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Peace man. Come on.
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I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
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Life is just a box of
chocolates. Forest gump.
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Yes ma'am. Goodnight.
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You'll sell your soul.
I don't know that one.
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Where's that from?
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That's all me. Is it
something I can help you with?
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Spare change perhaps?
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No. But perhaps
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I can do something for, you
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Know what?
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Next time
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You can take me to the rock.
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If You're kind. You
want a ride somewhere?
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Lucky I don't wanna go home right away.
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I gotta say great movie.
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But I really loved Hanks and
Castaway. I mean, whole movie.
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Whole movie!
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By himself.
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Know everybody wants to know
where the honeybees went.
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But me. I wanna know
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where the goddamn white tigers went.
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I mean, when was the last time
you saw a white tiger? Tiger?
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I ain't seen no white tiger.
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I had Corona. But the government doesn't
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care about people like me.
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You know what I think? I think it was all
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population control anyway.
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I mean, why else would they keep everything?
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We're here, we're here.
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Should I drop you up here or does it matter?
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You Can drop me off anywhere.
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See that's not what's important.
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Here, go to this address.
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Go in, ask for Marcello.
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You might find the answer you're looking for.
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Selling your soul, perhaps.
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No thanks, but have a good one.
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I know who you are.
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A man's soul should be used
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for more than making crabby buildings.
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So if you're not gonna use it for anything,
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you might as well sell it.
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Look weird woman, that's just a figure of Speech
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No, it's a figure of veracity.
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And I will be sure to look
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that word up when you leave the car.
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If selling your soul is the answer, perhaps
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you should do it yourself.
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Perhaps I did already.
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Perhaps I found what I was looking for.
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You know what I learned? If
you can't find the answer
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00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:45,584
to life's question, try asking new questions.
262
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,033
Hey,
263
00:23:17,955 --> 00:23:18,955
Where you been?
264
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,300
I just went out to grab some drinks.
265
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,230
You get the promotion?
I know you didn't.
266
00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:32,300
It just didn't work out.
267
00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:33,705
It never does. You don't want it to.
268
00:23:33,785 --> 00:23:36,172
I mean, of course I do.
269
00:23:36,252 --> 00:23:37,669
No You don't. I found
this in the garbage.
270
00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:47,550
I don't, I don't know. I,
I feel like I'm searching
271
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:50,630
for purpose, but I just can't find any.
272
00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:56,220
You don't know what you want.
What do you want me to say?
273
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:58,355
That I'm nothing? That I'm an shit
274
00:23:58,435 --> 00:24:00,380
nobody, that doesn't deserve respect.
275
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,576
Then at least we would be on the same page.
276
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,133
I'll be back.
277
00:24:38,182 --> 00:24:39,015
Bring back some ice cream.
278
00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:46,189
Maybe she's right.
279
00:24:47,638 --> 00:24:49,121
Maybe I don't know what I want.
280
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,033
I think this is it.
281
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,453
Hello.
282
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:25,130
If this is a plan to rob me, I don't have any money.
283
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:31,850
This is crazy.
284
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,340
Hey lady, is that you.
285
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:46,700
Marcello?
286
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:52,548
- What
- Is going on?
287
00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:03,586
What the fuck just happened?
288
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:09,260
Something ain't right.
289
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,010
This is not Cleveland.
290
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:19,976
Did I suck up some air fumes?
291
00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:25,452
I'm having
nervous breakdown. Ain't I?
292
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,913
Yep. My wife think I'm a piece of shit.
293
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:33,227
I ain't get the promotion
294
00:26:34,577 --> 00:26:35,410
and now
295
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,850
I don't know where I'm at.
296
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,763
I'm so dizzy.
297
00:26:42,404 --> 00:26:43,237
Get it together.
298
00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:46,008
You gonna get it together?
299
00:26:48,966 --> 00:26:49,720
You're gonna
300
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,310
jump over this and you're
gonna come back to your sense.
301
00:26:55,230 --> 00:26:56,063
You Fallon?
302
00:26:57,355 --> 00:26:58,540
Fallon!
303
00:26:58,620 --> 00:27:00,600
Hop on in your chariot awakes.
304
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,010
Where the hell am I?
305
00:27:06,630 --> 00:27:10,305
- First time in? Hell huh?
- What? - Yeah. You know what?
306
00:27:10,385 --> 00:27:14,530
Not a bad place. What Are you,
politician? No. No. Wait, no.
307
00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:17,370
Not a politician. Teeth are too
straight to be a politician.
308
00:27:18,365 --> 00:27:20,355
Lemme guess what else. Religious leader.
309
00:27:20,435 --> 00:27:22,425
Well, yeah, that's, I thought that's what it was.
310
00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:25,225
Watch the road! watch
the road!
311
00:27:25,305 --> 00:27:26,830
Yeah This is not a bad gig.
312
00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:28,560
This is actually my second side hustle.
313
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,680
My first hustle is, believe it or not, I'm a baker.
314
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,000
I bake cakes. I used
315
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,280
to have a great little bakery on Capitol Hill
316
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,990
baking cakes for everyone.
317
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:41,820
But then I moved down here
for a nice change of pace. Ha.
318
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:46,110
Oh my God. That's one hell
of a joke. I love saying it.
319
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,910
This is good. But I'm gonna tell you
320
00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:51,070
what the best place you have
to go while you're in town.
321
00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:53,020
It's right over there. You have to go
322
00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,980
to a place called Nuke The Whales best orca in town.
323
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:58,900
And I know what you're
thinking. Why would I ever
324
00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,100
want to eat an orca?
325
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,270
Well, I'm gonna tell you what, a little bit
326
00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,820
of barbecue sauce goes a long way over there.
327
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:07,150
But the one thing you need to
know is that there's no forks.
328
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:09,310
Not a single fork in the entire place.
329
00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:12,010
What do they have instead? Elephant tusks
330
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,410
But the elephant tusk are covered in cinnamon.
331
00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:17,430
I know elephant tusk covered
in cinnamon. Who knew?
332
00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:22,720
So this evil gets in my car
same time every day. Never tips.
333
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,640
Now, I'm not saying you gotta tip.
334
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,370
Then she slams the door
every day.
335
00:28:27,450 --> 00:28:29,200
So finally I say, well, where do you work?
336
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,030
She goes, I work in the souls
building.
337
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:35,680
And I say, yeah, well isn't that the son, the devil's son?
338
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,160
She says, yeah. And I said,
well, isn't he gonna be mad?
339
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,435
So then she says, suck my
tit. Can you believe that?
340
00:28:42,515 --> 00:28:43,510
Suck my tit.
341
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,420
Can you believe that kind of
language to the devil's kid
342
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,310
No less. Now I'm gonna
tell you, I don't know
343
00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:49,390
what this world's coming to,
344
00:28:49,470 --> 00:28:51,930
but you should not be able
to say something like that.
345
00:28:53,430 --> 00:28:56,730
- Uh are we here yet?
- Oh yeah. I'm, yeah, we're right there.
346
00:28:58,590 --> 00:29:01,095
Oh. And hey Fallon,
don't forget five stars
347
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,500
you five stars me.
348
00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,805
Let's keep it real with
each other. Have a good one.
349
00:29:12,690 --> 00:29:15,810
Hi, my name is Fallon
350
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:17,823
and I'm here to sell my,
351
00:29:19,081 --> 00:29:20,588
Soul?
352
00:29:20,668 --> 00:29:24,522
Okay to glamour Because I can see
353
00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:26,630
Your average as fuck
354
00:29:27,955 --> 00:29:28,788
go down that way
355
00:29:29,746 --> 00:29:30,579
Take a seat
356
00:29:31,888 --> 00:29:33,749
How am I understanding
this?
357
00:29:33,829 --> 00:29:34,662
Also
358
00:29:35,796 --> 00:29:37,037
Lower your spirit.
359
00:29:40,235 --> 00:29:42,665
No, no, please
360
00:29:42,745 --> 00:29:43,745
No.
361
00:29:44,852 --> 00:29:47,371
You can't do this to me. No.
362
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:50,253
Hello!
363
00:29:52,578 --> 00:29:54,170
Do you need help?
364
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,360
I can't wait till this nigger joins us.
365
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,340
And that money hungry cunt of a wife.
366
00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:00,170
Holy shit!
367
00:30:06,675 --> 00:30:11,440
Fuck this. No, I gotta do
this. Get back to the seat.
368
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,143
Get back to the seat.
369
00:30:14,023 --> 00:30:15,131
Get back to the seat.
370
00:30:16,812 --> 00:30:17,748
Oh my God.
371
00:30:18,853 --> 00:30:21,859
Lets first have a curse for
372
00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:24,792
Billie The Rapper
373
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:26,825
cause though
374
00:30:32,750 --> 00:30:34,632
wait where the hell
375
00:30:37,157 --> 00:30:38,415
is?
376
00:30:41,311 --> 00:30:43,889
All right. Here we are.
Don't forget five stars
377
00:30:43,969 --> 00:30:45,410
you five stars me.
378
00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:49,135
Have a good one. Oh, hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa. Where you going?
379
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,298
No Tip? That's cold. Come on
380
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:54,237
You're better than that.
381
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:58,940
Yeah. Wrong devil. Devil.
382
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:02,210
Rolling through your city, I'm
bout to throw them scraps up,
383
00:31:02,290 --> 00:31:03,320
looking for your goons.
384
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,270
And I ain't even got no backup.
385
00:31:05,350 --> 00:31:08,275
I want you to see who did
it. I even got my mask up.
386
00:31:08,355 --> 00:31:09,555
And you know I'm about to act up
387
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,230
because I ain't even strapped up.
388
00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:14,088
If I was, Steph Curry. Never would I mess.
389
00:31:14,168 --> 00:31:15,229
Ran his mouth
390
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,990
And now I got an angel feather in my fist.
391
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:20,754
Got God on my pager. And
the devil on my dick.
392
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:22,661
Kicked out of heaven and hell
393
00:31:22,741 --> 00:31:24,440
cause I'm a rebel in this bitch
394
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,970
They say it's time to slow down.
395
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,995
I had no watch, been independent on my life.
396
00:31:29,075 --> 00:31:32,180
I ain't never need no spot.
Always getting respect.
397
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:34,937
I'm so petty when I'm not like, oh, you think I'm funny?
398
00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:36,980
I turn Joe Pesci on the spot.
399
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:38,693
Heard you trying to save the planet from
400
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,460
global warming like a wretch bitch.
401
00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:42,026
I show up to your summit with
402
00:31:42,106 --> 00:31:43,400
endangered species on my chest.
403
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,960
Yes. I soar above the clouds.
404
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,050
Pilot up on my wig, bus a cig it off your kid.
405
00:31:48,130 --> 00:31:49,850
Cause I got zero fucks to give.
406
00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:51,410
Now you want to buy your soul back
407
00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:54,410
I ain't selling it for cheap.
Heard you want to go to war?
408
00:31:54,490 --> 00:31:56,080
You know exactly where I sleep.
409
00:31:58,420 --> 00:32:02,900
You got the wrong devil.
Wrong devil, devil.
410
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:07,980
Sorry to inform you, but I
think you got the wrong devil.
411
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,662
Wrong devil. Devil.
412
00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:11,883
We have a code 5, please send another unit.
413
00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:14,808
Finally among them was
414
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:18,291
Rebellion
415
00:32:19,733 --> 00:32:21,033
and my sweet succubus
416
00:32:22,016 --> 00:32:23,257
charming, seductive
417
00:32:24,382 --> 00:32:25,523
and color?
418
00:32:28,082 --> 00:32:29,515
Color reflects light
419
00:32:30,398 --> 00:32:31,532
we must strive for a colorless existence
420
00:32:35,248 --> 00:32:36,081
now please congratulate
421
00:32:37,806 --> 00:32:39,239
our new horseman
422
00:32:41,022 --> 00:32:41,855
Glamour
423
00:32:49,021 --> 00:32:49,854
as she manifests
424
00:32:51,963 --> 00:32:53,318
her hand
425
00:32:54,688 --> 00:32:55,554
of destruction
426
00:33:01,138 --> 00:33:01,971
may we all
427
00:33:03,346 --> 00:33:04,212
capture the hearts of man
428
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,505
like she has
429
00:33:09,147 --> 00:33:10,814
go now my messengers.
430
00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:17,010
Oh Succubus Who's dick you
sucking today? - Your dad's.
431
00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:21,000
Ha Classic. - No, seriously, though.
432
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,280
I know you want that promotion.
433
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:25,350
I mean, who doesn't wanna be a horseman?
434
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:27,367
But you've been showing up to work late.
435
00:33:27,447 --> 00:33:32,280
You bitch slapped jealousy.
And then you choked out racism.
436
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:33,930
And the last soul that you retrieved was from
437
00:33:34,010 --> 00:33:35,700
the dark ages.
438
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,640
That contract that you wrote was pathetic.
439
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,480
It was not that bad. - Not
that bad. Are you kidding me?
440
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,860
Like, I don't know what you wrote,
441
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,770
but she actually paid her dues on time
442
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:49,083
and we actually owed her in the end.
443
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:53,153
Look, you didn't hear this from me.
444
00:33:53,233 --> 00:33:54,844
If you don't start doing some movement soon.
445
00:33:54,924 --> 00:33:56,024
He's gonna let you go.
446
00:34:02,899 --> 00:34:04,588
Succubus has been
447
00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:08,224
smelling like enlightenment
448
00:34:09,941 --> 00:34:13,007
I think she's been going to heaven
449
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,731
I know you don't like gossip
450
00:34:17,481 --> 00:34:19,156
but I'm one with that now
451
00:34:21,597 --> 00:34:23,447
glamour doesn't like you very much
452
00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:29,396
because you resist her
453
00:34:30,355 --> 00:34:32,263
and others
454
00:34:38,898 --> 00:34:40,298
So you have no clients?
455
00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:51,065
Whatcha gonna do?
456
00:34:51,145 --> 00:34:53,020
Who's that meat jacket?
457
00:34:53,903 --> 00:34:55,102
Oh him?
458
00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:57,828
One of glamours new souls.
459
00:35:00,325 --> 00:35:01,158
Watch this.
460
00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:14,722
Your waiting for glamour?
I am she. Yeah. Follow me.
461
00:35:31,775 --> 00:35:34,955
Hi I'm Fallon,
462
00:35:35,035 --> 00:35:37,330
and I heard you by souls?
463
00:35:37,410 --> 00:35:38,740
I Most certainly do.
464
00:35:38,820 --> 00:35:40,570
Why would you do such a thing?
465
00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:44,190
Where do I start? I'm
a poor man's architect.
466
00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:48,925
My creativity sucks. I
just want a better life.
467
00:35:49,005 --> 00:35:51,030
I want the glamorous
life. You know what I mean?
468
00:35:53,305 --> 00:35:55,270
Sure I got a wife
469
00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:59,920
and a roof over my head and a nice job,
470
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,271
but Well, that doesn't count for success.
471
00:36:03,351 --> 00:36:05,699
No, not up there.
472
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:09,880
These people on social media,
they got all these, these cars
473
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,000
and, and, and clothes and boats.
474
00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:16,932
People actually listen to what they have to say.
475
00:36:17,012 --> 00:36:19,390
I just want a piece of the pie.
476
00:36:19,470 --> 00:36:21,820
So basically the standard contract.
477
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,653
Why did you kill me Billie?
478
00:36:22,733 --> 00:36:25,720
I can do that for you That's my specialty.
479
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,030
Okay. So what do I have to do
480
00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:29,700
First, you gotta sign this contract,
481
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,340
then all your desires will come true.
482
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:42,460
To be honest, I'm feeling a
483
00:36:42,540 --> 00:36:43,680
little conflicted all of a sudden.
484
00:36:45,180 --> 00:36:46,200
What am I doing here?
485
00:36:51,930 --> 00:36:52,763
This is a bit much.
486
00:36:55,688 --> 00:36:58,038
I can assure you it's industry standard.
487
00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:04,810
I mean, all of this. I mean,
one minute I'm at the bar.
488
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,940
Next minute I'm, I'm in hell.
489
00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:10,000
I I got demons walking by me in the hallway and shit.
490
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,080
I don't know if someone slips up in
491
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,240
my drink or what the fuck.
492
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,920
Hey, if you need some time to reflect, that's fine.
493
00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:20,490
To be honest, you don't even need this contract.
494
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:25,420
Let's just hope your job, your friends, your wife,
495
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,300
or as understanding as I am.
496
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,140
But I don't even understand the soul stuff.
497
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,990
I mean, don't I need it? I even have one?
498
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:37,690
If you don't know if you have it, it's a sign.
499
00:37:37,770 --> 00:37:38,806
You haven't been using it.
500
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:44,310
Do you, you have a soul?
501
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,950
I guess. I mean, do demons have souls?
502
00:37:50,910 --> 00:37:53,020
Everything has a soul. Fallon.
503
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:55,170
Do you know who invented evil?
504
00:37:57,420 --> 00:38:00,750
- Lucifer?
- Our maker.
505
00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:08,090
God? - Why would God put
two trees in one garden?
506
00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:11,680
Simple. So if you get bored
of eating from the same tree,
507
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,210
you can eat from the other one.
508
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,540
Doing evil is righteous. It's freedom.
509
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:21,930
So God designed evil so I could be free.
510
00:38:24,270 --> 00:38:26,920
Yes. And when you don't
explore your freedom,
511
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,910
you're rebuking God. And
who would be arrogant enough
512
00:38:30,990 --> 00:38:35,990
- To correct God.
- What happens now?
513
00:38:36,610 --> 00:38:37,910
Well, you leave now
514
00:38:37,990 --> 00:38:40,240
and you go back to the portal
and you wait for the sign.
515
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:46,720
- What's the sign?
- Oh, you'll know when you see it.
516
00:38:49,030 --> 00:38:53,770
I don't need these
anymore. Here. Take these.
517
00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:59,020
These just remind me of how
less glamorous life could be.
518
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,651
Oh, and all on. Have a
good night's sleep Now.
519
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,370
I don't know?
520
00:41:10,450 --> 00:41:12,560
The morning after we all went out to the bar,
521
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:13,940
he told me he was getting the donuts.
522
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:15,430
And I haven't heard from him since.
523
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:17,860
I guess some people can't handle the promotion.
524
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,490
I'm just glad they love my idea.
525
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,775
Like I had this dream and I
wake up with some inspiration
526
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:29,170
and I drew down what I felt.
527
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:33,010
I guess they love my idea so
much. They wanna see me now.
528
00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:37,640
You know? I guess drive
really does pay off.
529
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:40,985
So this is the man, you know,
530
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,380
you made an amazing impression.
531
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,630
Quite remarkable. Really.
532
00:41:49,310 --> 00:41:52,940
- Thank you.
- You stumbled across a gold mine.
533
00:41:56,570 --> 00:41:58,820
It's time for us to get you out of these clothes.
534
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:02,550
You gotta start looking a little more like this.
535
00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:06,470
It's time for you to be
made. What are you feeling?
536
00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:12,830
To be honest, I don't know what to feel.
537
00:42:14,390 --> 00:42:18,170
It's like I can't hardly
breathe. I mean, I'm humbled.
538
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,125
That's good. That feeling,
539
00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:28,040
that energy rising deep inside your chest.
540
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,580
That's success.
541
00:42:33,225 --> 00:42:37,200
And why don't you take the day
off, go home, tell the wife
542
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,430
I will.
543
00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:39,644
And I know she'll be a better person from it.
544
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,841
Congrats grandson.
545
00:47:40,921 --> 00:47:41,762
Thanks. I mean.
546
00:47:44,011 --> 00:47:46,302
Success isn't judged by material.
547
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,720
Hey Jess, did you want to tell us about
548
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,030
that dream you had last night?
549
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:03,070
- No.
- Come on, Jess. Tell us the dream.
550
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:08,050
Okay, I was on a battlefield
551
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,240
and I saw an army of four horses
552
00:48:14,410 --> 00:48:20,530
and the one leading the
charge was covered in diamonds.
553
00:48:21,370 --> 00:48:25,570
And then as they rode up to the line,
554
00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:29,960
your shoes were blocking the line
555
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,420
so they couldn't cross him.
556
00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:37,260
And then I saw a man on a horse who rode up.
557
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:43,810
His name was leader, and he, he yelled out rebellion.
558
00:48:45,070 --> 00:48:47,090
And then a whole army
559
00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:50,800
of resistance fighters charged
into the enemy territory.
560
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:55,760
Then I went to pick up the shoes
561
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,100
and they had writing on them.
562
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:03,020
They said, let faith release you
563
00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:04,330
when your work is done.
564
00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:08,090
Then I woke up.
565
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,120
Wow, that was deep.
566
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:16,330
It's gonna be hard to top that for the night.
567
00:49:19,150 --> 00:49:21,650
Vera. Whatever happened to Oliver?
568
00:49:21,730 --> 00:49:24,980
I, he was a good looking guy.
569
00:49:25,060 --> 00:49:28,965
And rich, I thought the two of you'd be married by now.
570
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,518
Dearest Sweet Fallon.
Welcome to the team.
571
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,365
You will no doubt see the agony of sacrifice
572
00:50:19,445 --> 00:50:21,065
and the benefits of agony.
573
00:50:22,180 --> 00:50:23,185
The philosophies
574
00:50:23,265 --> 00:50:25,940
and policies of the world have fallen flat in the
575
00:50:26,020 --> 00:50:27,180
depths of man's heart.
576
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:31,880
As the clouds cry, the human condition withers.
577
00:50:34,610 --> 00:50:35,880
The sun mocks those
578
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,490
who want more while the heavens embark on their
579
00:50:38,570 --> 00:50:39,630
remorseful journey.
580
00:50:39,710 --> 00:50:43,504
Somebody help me
581
00:50:50,985 --> 00:50:54,090
As it decides the fate for punishment of itself,
582
00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:55,410
for birthing out a man
583
00:50:55,490 --> 00:50:59,205
and womankind, even donut runners enjoy their
584
00:50:59,285 --> 00:51:01,445
purpose, enjoy the money.
585
00:51:02,395 --> 00:51:04,920
Best regards. M.
586
00:52:51,318 --> 00:52:52,218
I can't believe all this happened.
587
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:54,590
This is all too amazing.
588
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:03,080
Do you love me? Why?
589
00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:10,640
I've, I've done something.
590
00:53:15,950 --> 00:53:16,783
Okay.
591
00:53:20,475 --> 00:53:22,285
Well, I
592
00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:28,560
I sold my soul to a devil.
593
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:34,530
Your soul bought all this.
594
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,860
Well, I should have sold your soul years ago.
595
00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:43,020
- Yeah.
- Hey,
596
00:53:48,805 --> 00:53:52,563
whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
597
00:54:41,932 --> 00:54:44,140
It Rains Purpose in positive
places
598
00:54:48,945 --> 00:54:50,395
Yet you have found purpose here
599
00:54:54,445 --> 00:54:56,161
Along with Billy
600
00:54:59,553 --> 00:55:01,294
Who has influenced the influential
601
00:55:11,219 --> 00:55:13,060
There is no need for you
602
00:55:16,585 --> 00:55:17,418
to rebel any longer
603
00:55:44,894 --> 00:55:45,727
Just be complacent
604
00:55:47,846 --> 00:55:48,679
Hey Jess.
605
00:55:51,179 --> 00:55:52,545
Hey.
606
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,725
Do you by chance, remember that dream that you had?
607
00:55:56,295 --> 00:55:57,128
Which one?
608
00:56:05,910 --> 00:56:10,090
The one about the horses
going to battle and the diamonds
609
00:56:10,170 --> 00:56:11,220
and the shoes.
610
00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:17,880
Oh yeah. What about it?
611
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,640
Do you think it means something?
612
00:56:29,110 --> 00:56:30,430
Everything has meaning.
613
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:35,630
Hey. - Oh hey, what a surprise.
614
00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:38,005
Yeah, they told me that you run around in this area,
615
00:56:38,085 --> 00:56:39,520
so I thought I'd try to catch you.
616
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,080
- How often do they come true?
- I don't know.
617
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,650
My dreams aren't usually for me.
618
00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:50,980
So how are the shoes?
619
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,880
Yeah. So I bought an old bottle of rum
620
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,550
and I thought I'd come share
it with the branch leaders.
621
00:56:58,630 --> 00:57:01,670
Since you've been moving up in
the ranks so fast, you know,
622
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:04,100
you know, there's no big secret to my success.
623
00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:08,365
It's just a lot of sacrifice.
Oh, well you know what?
624
00:57:09,345 --> 00:57:12,315
I'm still working out. I
haven't even ate dinner yet.
625
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:13,395
Come on. What do you think I poison it?
626
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,110
What interests you about the shoes?
627
00:57:18,945 --> 00:57:20,980
It - Seems I think they're a weapon of some sort.
628
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:23,733
For a fight?
629
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:33,310
- No, for a war.
- Well, I did.
630
00:57:37,884 --> 00:57:39,030
The only reason I
631
00:57:39,110 --> 00:57:41,525
did this was because you're a crucial part of my life.
632
00:57:42,435 --> 00:57:44,925
Okay? And it had to and
it had to mean something.
633
00:57:45,855 --> 00:57:47,425
You should Take it as a compliment
634
00:57:50,590 --> 00:57:51,790
How could shoes win a war?
635
00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,115
We need help. Oh my God.
636
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,820
Shoes don't win Wars. Symbols win wars.
637
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,050
It's what the shoes mean to your spirit.
638
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,050
What it represents to reality.
639
00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:29,868
- Booty looking big.
- Glamour knows what you did.
640
00:58:29,948 --> 00:58:31,398
You think I give a fuck about glamour.
641
00:58:32,470 --> 00:58:34,090
You may not, but Fallon loves it.
642
00:58:35,230 --> 00:58:38,090
What's that gotta do
with me? Let him die.
643
00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:40,160
You have his soul.
You guys are connected.
644
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:41,485
Anything that happens to him happens
645
00:58:41,565 --> 00:58:43,210
to you. You gotta protect him.
646
00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:47,260
- We can take on glamour.
- She's bringing,
647
00:58:54,970 --> 00:58:56,022
Glamour is coming.
648
00:58:56,102 --> 00:58:57,647
Glamour is coming. Glamour
is coming to kill you.
649
00:58:57,727 --> 00:58:58,560
โช Echo's
650
00:59:01,870 --> 00:59:04,880
Wait a minute. This
doesn't feel like a dream.
651
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,117
This isn't like, this doesn't feel like a dream.
652
00:59:06,197 --> 00:59:06,950
And you are glamour.
653
00:59:07,030 --> 00:59:09,638
You're glamour instrumental)
654
00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:14,840
rebellion.
655
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,345
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
656
00:59:16,425 --> 00:59:18,280
So you got me on some sort of spiritual plane
657
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,500
'cause you stole from glamour.
658
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:23,100
Now she wants us both
dead. both dead.
659
00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:27,600
And you wanna rebel against
her. How go to heaven?
660
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:29,220
Look, I ain't going nowhere.
I ain't going nowhere.
661
00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:32,640
I finally got cars and influence
and money and it's junk.
662
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:34,260
It's fucking junk.
663
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:37,350
Be there as it may, you convinced me to sell it.
664
00:59:37,430 --> 00:59:39,470
You stole from glamour. You fix it.
665
00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:42,268
Put me back in a physical dimension.
666
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,940
This is not the physical realm.
667
00:59:57,615 --> 00:59:58,448
Rebellion.
668
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:05,768
Rebellion!
669
01:00:07,476 --> 01:00:08,309
Rebellion!
670
01:00:21,575 --> 01:00:22,715
- Who
- The fuck is that?
671
01:01:51,607 --> 01:01:52,440
Vera?
672
01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:59,398
Don't you go near her!
673
01:02:45,705 --> 01:02:46,705
Fallon.
674
01:02:48,022 --> 01:02:49,522
Fallon.
675
01:03:17,045 --> 01:03:18,045
My god.
676
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,025
- Fal.
- What was that?
677
01:03:32,255 --> 01:03:34,465
- Nothing
- That I, I just dropped some milk.
678
01:03:34,545 --> 01:03:35,378
Go back to bed.
679
01:03:59,765 --> 01:04:04,000
You are watching me Jamie Beautiful
on the celebrity network.
680
01:04:09,455 --> 01:04:11,950
Welcome to my beautiful estate at one
681
01:04:12,030 --> 01:04:13,420
of my gorgeous gardens.
682
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,940
At one of my lovely homes.
683
01:04:19,590 --> 01:04:21,240
So Fallon,
684
01:04:22,470 --> 01:04:26,440
you made such a dramatic
turn at such a dramatic time
685
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,250
when we're losing our celebrities
at such a dramatic rate.
686
01:04:30,090 --> 01:04:32,710
Tell me, how did you do it?
687
01:04:32,790 --> 01:04:36,700
How did you go from designing
such honestly awful buildings
688
01:04:36,780 --> 01:04:38,100
to such masterpieces?
689
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,180
Oh, I'm sorry. Let
me just collect myself.
690
01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:48,310
So I understand that you had somewhat
691
01:04:48,390 --> 01:04:50,290
of a rebellious phase,
692
01:04:50,370 --> 01:04:52,660
but I see now that you're adjusting quite nicely
693
01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:54,000
to the glamorous lifestyle.
694
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:56,590
Not to go off script, Jamie,
695
01:04:56,670 --> 01:04:59,140
but I've been chasing glamoUr all my life.
696
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:03,340
And I'm starting to think glamoUr isn't for me.
697
01:05:03,420 --> 01:05:06,090
In fact, I'm starting to think
that glamoUr exists in my life
698
01:05:06,930 --> 01:05:08,500
purely for someone else.
699
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:11,463
I believe it was a great philosopher who once said,
700
01:05:11,543 --> 01:05:12,376
Fallon.
701
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:17,415
And those are the words that
helped me build my estate.
702
01:05:17,495 --> 01:05:18,670
Fallon
703
01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:28,880
Manifest
704
01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:50,178
Get away from me.
705
01:05:53,403 --> 01:05:54,686
Get away from me.
706
01:05:56,860 --> 01:06:01,190
I made all my sacrifices
already. I did all my sacrifices.
707
01:06:01,270 --> 01:06:04,010
Fallon, I helped. I helped Fallon.
708
01:06:04,090 --> 01:06:07,000
I promise, I helped Fallon already.
709
01:06:08,445 --> 01:06:10,580
I I don't know any rebellion.
I don't know who that is.
710
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:13,840
I don't, I don't know what
that is. Get away from me.
711
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:17,510
I helped him already. I
promise I helped him get
712
01:06:17,590 --> 01:06:18,956
away from me.
713
01:06:20,105 --> 01:06:21,105
Get away from me
714
01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:36,565
Man.
715
01:06:36,645 --> 01:06:37,400
I can't believe this. I'm on lunch break.
716
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,710
I'm trying to contact this fool all morning time.
717
01:06:39,790 --> 01:06:41,405
And he know he supposed to pay me.
718
01:06:41,485 --> 01:06:42,650
Excuse me.
719
01:06:42,730 --> 01:06:44,870
Can you keep it down a
little? I'm trying to read,
720
01:06:44,950 --> 01:06:46,250
This is a public place.
721
01:06:46,330 --> 01:06:49,495
Thank you very much. You hear him?
722
01:06:49,575 --> 01:06:51,350
He won't pay me or nothing like that.
723
01:06:51,430 --> 01:06:52,460
I mean, I don't know what's up with this guy.
724
01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:54,710
I'm not doing this no more if I don't get my money.
725
01:06:54,790 --> 01:06:57,193
Ain't nobody getting paid. But
that's the only way to eat.
726
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:00,273
What?
727
01:07:04,660 --> 01:07:06,280
Hey did, did you see that?
728
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,080
- Is that him?
- Yeah.
729
01:07:21,790 --> 01:07:24,205
- Are you sure?
- Don't you think I know my own soul?
730
01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:28,048
My own? Okay,
731
01:07:33,010 --> 01:07:34,010
where did she go?
732
01:07:34,090 --> 01:07:34,923
Grab him.
733
01:07:42,215 --> 01:07:44,240
You sure you wanna go
here with this?
734
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,740
We don't have a choice.
735
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,240
No one's going to help us down there
736
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,400
and I'm not about to die.
737
01:07:49,930 --> 01:07:50,840
You know what they'll say?
738
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,053
How? You know what they'll say?
739
01:07:53,133 --> 01:07:54,667
If you must know I went
recently -I ain't releasing nobody
740
01:07:56,830 --> 01:07:58,730
- What about the
- Energy? What about it?
741
01:07:58,810 --> 01:08:02,870
Are you gonna be open to
it? Look, I know you upset.
742
01:08:02,950 --> 01:08:04,630
I'm not upset. I don't even care.
743
01:08:05,470 --> 01:08:07,820
Just be real. Stop
hiding behind your pride.
744
01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:09,200
That's the only way they going to help you up
745
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:11,690
there. I know you hurt.
746
01:08:11,770 --> 01:08:13,480
I don't have nothing to say to the life giver.
747
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:15,630
- I'll meet
- You up there, man. I
748
01:08:15,710 --> 01:08:17,858
Swear to God if I find you slutting around.
749
01:08:30,635 --> 01:08:31,388
Whoa. That's bright.
750
01:08:31,468 --> 01:08:32,940
Oh, sorry.
751
01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:34,820
Hey, we're looking for an angel.
752
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:37,830
Well, you come to the
right place.
753
01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:39,890
No a specific one. Enlightenment
754
01:08:41,630 --> 01:08:43,200
Well, you are who you are
755
01:08:43,280 --> 01:08:45,080
and everyone up here is enlightened.
756
01:08:46,550 --> 01:08:48,755
But the one you're looking for is on your path.
757
01:09:21,255 --> 01:09:22,880
So how long have you two known each other?
758
01:09:25,340 --> 01:09:26,510
Do you even know where we're going?
759
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,530
Wait, how did I even know who we're looking for?
760
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,633
There he is.
761
01:09:46,490 --> 01:09:47,450
You held onto my key.
762
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:51,920
Well, you gave it to me
763
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,040
Indirectly.
764
01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:04,990
Well, I figured I'd use it.
You know why We're here?
765
01:10:05,090 --> 01:10:06,410
I know only what I'm released to know.
766
01:10:11,570 --> 01:10:13,670
So you sold your soul and
now you have a demon after you
767
01:10:15,290 --> 01:10:17,930
and you've come to a place of energy to fill your void.
768
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:22,850
This energy is it God?
769
01:10:25,580 --> 01:10:26,840
This energy that I speak of.
770
01:10:28,130 --> 01:10:33,300
Yes. Then isn't everyone - You're speaking in paradox
771
01:10:33,380 --> 01:10:34,395
Are you gonna help us or not?
772
01:10:36,935 --> 01:10:37,768
Not!
773
01:10:56,945 --> 01:10:59,278
Well, let's go do it ourselves.
774
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,050
You know, all my life,
775
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:18,670
I just wanted something
greater and now I finally have it
776
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,270
and I just don't want it anymore.
777
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:26,550
Want what? You don't want all this.
778
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:31,590
I've been having this reoccurring premonition
779
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:34,684
and I'm not really sure what it means.
780
01:11:37,440 --> 01:11:39,190
I'm cast away
781
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:43,420
and every morning I wake up looking for a way off
782
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,060
'cause I'm always in so much pain
783
01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:50,580
and there's someone else there with me.
784
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,380
But they never helped me escape.
785
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:56,170
What does this lifestyle have to do with your pain?
786
01:11:56,250 --> 01:11:57,250
We were in pain without it.
787
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,380
And I think I see a survivor,
788
01:12:02,970 --> 01:12:06,630
but there's nothing left except whatever they had.
789
01:12:20,610 --> 01:12:23,250
But is life not worth all this?
790
01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:29,400
Look, what I mean is I had the premonition myself,
791
01:12:31,050 --> 01:12:33,090
but I wasn't sure if I was awake or asleep
792
01:12:33,990 --> 01:12:35,430
and oh,
793
01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:41,460
maybe there is a way, a way I can keep all this.
794
01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:46,240
Look, if you don't have answers to life's questions,
795
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:47,530
try asking new questions.
796
01:12:47,610 --> 01:12:49,750
What did you say? That's
what I was going to tell you.
797
01:12:49,830 --> 01:12:52,150
I gave this woman a ride home.
798
01:12:52,230 --> 01:12:54,580
Crazy woman wouldn't stop
talking about white tigers
799
01:12:54,660 --> 01:12:57,420
and shit and oh, Tom Hanks.
800
01:12:58,260 --> 01:13:01,960
But she, she made a lot of sense.
801
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,660
She, not at first, but she lit something deep
802
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:07,210
inside me. Don't go - Down that path.
803
01:13:07,290 --> 01:13:08,760
That is not the road for you.
804
01:13:09,990 --> 01:13:11,590
I know one day you might think so,
805
01:13:11,670 --> 01:13:15,070
but that is not the way out.
806
01:13:15,150 --> 01:13:16,530
Don't ever sell your soul.
807
01:13:26,490 --> 01:13:27,490
Thanks for coming.
808
01:13:30,870 --> 01:13:34,710
Hey, the king has arrived.
Oh, what's going on?
809
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:39,850
- You bought a kid.
- I told you
810
01:13:39,930 --> 01:13:40,950
I'm part of the Big Brother program.
811
01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:45,145
Nobody told me we were fighting demons.
812
01:13:45,985 --> 01:13:48,355
I thought we came out to get some food.
813
01:13:51,810 --> 01:13:55,410
You gotta get outta here, but it's too late now.
814
01:13:56,820 --> 01:14:01,680
The portal is here. I've
imprinted on my loved ones.
815
01:14:03,030 --> 01:14:03,863
And now
816
01:14:05,338 --> 01:14:07,883
we descend
817
01:14:07,963 --> 01:14:08,796
into hell
818
01:15:27,595 --> 01:15:28,428
Where's rebellion?
819
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:36,080
So you've come back, relax, stay a while,
820
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,540
let guidance take you around.
821
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:41,810
Everyone on earth is at war
and so is everyone in hell.
822
01:15:41,890 --> 01:15:43,310
So the logical conclusion is
823
01:15:43,390 --> 01:15:45,260
that everyone in heaven is at war.
824
01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:46,100
But when you have peace and
825
01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:47,930
positivity, who then can beat you?
826
01:15:48,010 --> 01:15:49,900
And what war is there to be fought?
827
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:54,620
No one's perfect. No one's unstoppable.
828
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:56,710
If you are unstoppable, you'd be perfect.
829
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:59,690
I look from higher vibrations.
830
01:15:59,770 --> 01:16:01,400
I see not imperfect beings,
831
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,910
but I see perfect beings living imperfect lives.
832
01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:07,880
Dear child, releasing him is the only
833
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,897
way you'll want to help him.
834
01:17:34,545 --> 01:17:35,725
He only wants you.
835
01:17:59,905 --> 01:18:02,105
So - You think I care.
836
01:18:02,185 --> 01:18:06,445
Here I am stranded.
837
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:09,950
You got me stranded in maroon out here.
838
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:15,240
I don't care.
839
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:21,613
I don't care.
840
01:18:23,171 --> 01:18:24,004
I don't care.
841
01:18:26,450 --> 01:18:27,283
Fuck you,
842
01:18:29,791 --> 01:18:30,752
fuck you.
843
01:18:42,895 --> 01:18:47,395
Let go. Let go. Stop.
844
01:19:44,270 --> 01:19:46,070
He has to break his connection to glamour
845
01:20:21,035 --> 01:20:24,925
Find a way out... a way somewhere where?
846
01:20:30,425 --> 01:20:31,425
Why won't you help?
847
01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:33,605
It's not yet my time.
848
01:20:37,485 --> 01:20:38,910
Because glamour is connected to him
849
01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:41,670
and you are connected to glamour.
850
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:43,945
As long as you hold onto a type of evil,
851
01:20:44,025 --> 01:20:45,685
it will always have power over you.
852
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,460
And if you're not careful,
everyone your connected to.
853
01:21:26,305 --> 01:21:27,138
Now its my time.
854
01:21:32,425 --> 01:21:33,425
Are you?
855
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,950
I'm just getting the whole family.
856
01:21:36,030 --> 01:21:37,230
You must be getting a group rate.
857
01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:10,170
We going to time it for the jet ski scene.
858
01:22:13,650 --> 01:22:16,420
- We're live.
- We are here live on set
859
01:22:16,500 --> 01:22:19,270
of the biggest blockbuster film of the year.
860
01:22:19,350 --> 01:22:20,640
Black ship three.
861
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:22,530
Where things seem,
862
01:22:26,190 --> 01:22:27,180
where things seem.
863
01:22:35,445 --> 01:22:36,390
You okay, Jamie?
864
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:42,953
Keep rolling.
865
01:22:53,790 --> 01:22:57,960
Where things seem a lot less glamorous.
866
01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,800
All my life, I've spent worshiping, fame and the elite
867
01:23:13,150 --> 01:23:15,340
and now it just feels empty.
868
01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:23,390
What a waste. This whole
time we've spent trying
869
01:23:23,470 --> 01:23:26,410
to feel alive when really we've just been dead.
870
01:23:36,838 --> 01:23:38,316
This is Jamie Beautiful.
871
01:23:38,396 --> 01:23:41,812
Live from a world that makes perfect sense.
872
01:24:08,286 --> 01:24:10,052
Leader has found purpose in rebellion
873
01:24:10,894 --> 01:24:12,519
But has lost his faith
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