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Previously on "Grosse
Pointe Garden Society"...
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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ugh.
- Keep your head down.
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Do your community service
like the judge said.
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You really are all
kinds of trouble.
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You have no idea.
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Marigolds draw the eye,
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which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
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- We need money, Alice.
- I don't get it.
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Without your job, we can't
afford to keep this place.
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I want both of you to be
really honest with each other.
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Did you do something to my dog?
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I'm gonna go stay
with my parents.
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- Alice.
- She's just a friend.
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Nobody looks at their
friend like that.
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I thought we were
just having fun.
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You really are a pig.
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So what does that make you?
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There's something
I need to tell you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I just need to ask
you a question.
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About the other night at
that fancy garden party.
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Any chance you know
someone by the name of...
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♪ Sun through the blinds
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♪ The heat comes down
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♪ Gotta be real,
gotta be true ♪
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♪ I'm going crazy
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♪ Ooh, ooh
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♪ Can't see the world
I'm walking through ♪
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Doug?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God. You look amazing.
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You need to get ready.
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I'm just going for a quick run.
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We gotta leave soon.
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Well, I could work
out from home.
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I will never get this dress
back on once it comes off.
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Mm, fine by me.
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OK, OK, OK.
- What? What? What?
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What? What? What?
- Just get your tux.
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I'm on it, babe.
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Thank you. Love you.
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After my run.
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I've never understood what's
so great about a garden.
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Carefully curated flowers
trapped in perfect formation?
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They're like animals in a zoo.
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They can't survive unless
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people give them food and water.
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Save that replay!
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Any word from Doug?
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Why won't he text me back?
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Well, maybe he's
not getting them.
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It says they were read.
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Well, that is a rookie
move on his part.
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I don't know how I'd get
through this without you.
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All right.
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Oh-ho!
- Ah, so close!
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On the rim!
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Oh!
- Whoo!
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Nice.
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And put them next
to the wrong plant,
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they'll kill each other.
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So how would you say
the gardening's going?
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I think the better question is,
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how does the judge
think it's going?
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You haven't been keeping
up with your hours.
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Well,
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Marilyn spends more
time huffing Miracle-Gro
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than signing my time sheets.
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OK, real-real?
- Mm-hmm.
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These thumbs aren't green
enough for a garden club.
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I just get in the way.
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You gotta somehow
find your place.
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What if I can't?
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You'll have to serve
your 90 days in county.
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So if gardens are supposed
to be about nature,
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I'd say they're
pretty unnatural.
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What's up with the 5-0?
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Bloomfield Hills broke into
our meeting room last night.
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- How do you know?
- 'Cause the only thing missing
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is our landscape design.
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Bloomfield Hills, riding dirty.
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It's like Watergate,
only way more important.
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It's still cheating.
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They should be disqualified.
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Well, they won't be.
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What'd the cops say?
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That nothing of
value was stolen.
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Except all our secrets
to win the cup.
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So they're not
gonna do anything?
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Marilyn's making them
take fingerprints,
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but a garden club competition
is not their top priority.
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Well, that sucks.
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How did they even get in?
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Marilyn said a window was open.
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Maybe there'll be fingerprints?
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Uh, sweetie?
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Huh? What?
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I think they're hydrated.
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Oh.
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Is that just for fun?
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It's for Ms. Rothman.
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Oh.
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For school.
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She said to draw something
you learned from a friend.
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Huh.
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Well, I like what
you did over here.
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The way you colored
in that shirt.
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Thanks.
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But over here,
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do you see how the red
goes outside the dress?
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Yeah?
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Hmm.
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What's wrong, Mommy?
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Oh, nothing's wrong.
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Except...
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you colored in the lines here,
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so I know you could
also do it over here.
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Maybe I should start over.
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Well, that's up to you.
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But we have plenty of paper.
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So who are the people
you're drawing?
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- You and Daddy.
- Oh.
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And is that your little brother?
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Uncle Gary.
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Huh.
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OK, um...
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Well, what did you
learn about Uncle Gary?
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Collette says you like
him more than Daddy.
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Well, that's a
silly thing to say.
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Yeah.
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She heard her mama talking
about that on the phone.
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Yeah.
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How about some pot roast?
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Yeah.
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Ugh.
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Did they give you the
burrito or the bowl?
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'Cause I switched
it on the app...
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Oh.
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Hey.
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You expecting somebody else?
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Just Brett.
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Any, uh, packages come for me?
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Yeah, yeah, I was gonna...
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drop 'em at your parents'.
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But I didn't know
if you'd be back.
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♪ Silly buddy,
everyone knows ♪
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So are you?
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What?
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Back?
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Why is the serving
size always two?
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They should just make
a bigger vitamin.
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How many ways can
I say I'm sorry?
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You want it in French?
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Je suis désolée.
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You want it in Italian?
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I'll learn it.
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Just tell me what I
have to say to fix this.
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We're getting evicted.
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What?
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They can't do that.
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Well, they're not
running a charity, Alice.
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But this is where we
first moved in together.
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And had our first Christmas tree
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and burnt those cookies so bad
the fire department had to come
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and where we both
got the puke flu
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and took care of each other.
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Like, this place is ours.
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Or it's just an apartment.
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♪ Silly funny,
everyone knows ♪
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I'm gonna get a job.
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- Heard that before.
- It hasn't been easy.
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No one will hire
me as a teacher.
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Isn't that kind of your fault?
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Doug.
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Maybe we should just call it.
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Call what?
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Maybe you should go to New York.
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Without you?
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What if this is the
universe just...
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making it easy?
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- You can't just give up.
- It's not giving up
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when we both want
different things.
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What do you want?
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I don't know, be
more of a grown-up?
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I mean...
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The app was down, so I got
you a bowl and the burrito.
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Oh, hey.
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Sorry, man.
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I would have grabbed
you something.
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It's OK.
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Not hungry.
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♪ Everybody is crazy
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♪ Crazy says
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♪ I love you
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♪ Love you
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Did you run a marathon?
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Yeah. I gotta take a shower.
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That's why you
shouldn't have gone.
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Yeah, but, like, now
I'm pumped for the gala.
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OK, your tux is on the bed.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
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Hey, uh, did you pick
up my cuff links?
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Yeah. They should
be on the counter.
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Oh, thank you.
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If not, check the nightstand.
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Hey, do you need to shave?
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I don't know if
you'll have time.
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And your hair can be wet.
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It looks fine that way.
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I just want to warn you we
are gonna be dancing tonight.
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There are no more excuses.
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You're gonna need to
bring your A-game,
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because we are going to
win that dance floor.
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It's gonna be super fun.
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Babe?
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Doug.
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OK, there you go.
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Oh, man, that is a
great deal on cat food.
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When did you get a cat?
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With prices like that,
feels like I should.
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That's good.
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Uh, hey.
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Sorry if that was totally
weird the other day.
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Oh, no. You guys
got a lot going on.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, man.
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She is really hurt, though.
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OK?
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It'd just be cool if you
weren't so hard on her.
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Right, 'cause, uh...
'cause she's hurt.
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Look, I don't want
to get in the middle.
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- Then don't.
- But it sort of feels like
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you're punishing her.
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It's sort of none
of your business.
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Hey, hey, I'm just
looking out for my friend.
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Yeah. You don't know
what's going on.
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I think I do.
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Right, right. Yeah, good.
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She tells you everything
about our marriage.
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No. No, no, no, no.
That's not how it is.
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Maybe you just get
off on hearing about
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our sex positions
and money problems
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and why I'm such a bad husband.
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You mean I listen to her?
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And you suppose that I don't?
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If you did, maybe I
wouldn't be standing here.
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You might be her
shoulder to cry on...
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but I'm married to her, bro.
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You have a good day.
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Take a seat.
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How are you doing?
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Fine. Why wouldn't I be?
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You know, mornings.
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Oh, God. Sorry.
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It's just... it's been a week.
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And it's only Monday.
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OK, ladies, let's settle in.
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Gotta make this quick because
Math Club's in here soon
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and no one wants to
mess with Ms. Dwyer.
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Catherine, let's
shake a tail feather.
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OK, good morning.
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Um, let's talk carnival.
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So I've rented
three bounce houses,
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two water slides, a dunk
tank for the principal...
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I can't believe she
showed her face.
267
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,694
I heard there were other women.
268
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,783
She just stands there
like nothing's wrong.
269
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,307
Three bounce houses,
two water slides...
270
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,961
- We got it.
- All over town.
271
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,963
- Um...
- This whole time.
272
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,182
Does her husband know?
273
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,619
What about food vendors?
274
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,490
- Corn dogs.
- That's it?
275
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,628
Popcorn.
276
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,543
Any snacks without corn?
277
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:52,988
What about her kids?
278
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,860
I wonder where it happened.
279
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,776
I'm sorry. I'm
not feeling well.
280
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,952
I'm sorry.
281
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:05,305
I don't see any
finance experience.
282
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,350
But the job is
writing brochures.
283
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,135
For a bank.
284
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,311
I'm confident I can figure
out the numbers part.
285
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,660
We're really looking for someone
286
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,227
with three to five
years in banking.
287
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,231
Well, then I'd be a banker.
288
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,147
We're just looking for
someone more qualified.
289
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:24,541
Uh...
290
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,761
I really need this job.
291
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,372
What makes Alice
Morris the ideal nanny?
292
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,853
Well, Alice Morris
taught elementary school
293
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,638
for four years before
moving on to high school,
294
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,597
where I won Educator
of the Year twice,
295
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,338
and I was nominated for...
296
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,428
What's your take on grapes?
297
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,559
They're delicious.
298
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,560
They're killers.
299
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,866
Nate's a choker.
300
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,999
Are you CPR-certified?
301
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,305
No, but I have my...
302
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,046
master's in literature.
303
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:55,094
And I've been reading "Kaia
Eats Detroit" forever.
304
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,530
Do you guys go out a lot?
305
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:57,836
Because we need
people who can find,
306
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,707
like, the dope new pop-ups.
307
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:04,973
Yeah. I mean, we love food.
308
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,366
What's that? You're frozen.
309
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,368
Oh, I am?
310
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,152
Uh, hold on.
311
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:15,897
Can you... can you hear me now?
312
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,898
Still frozen.
313
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,552
How about... uh,
how about now?
314
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,032
Oh, my God.
315
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,817
You are making the
gnarliest face.
316
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,733
- Can you hear me now?
- You look so funny.
317
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:26,647
Oh! Hi.
318
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,475
I'm back. I'm back. Hi.
319
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,741
Yeah, we're gonna need
someone with better Wi-Fi.
320
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,534
Catherine!
321
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,233
Uh... uh, I'll, um...
322
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,801
I'll be more prepared for
next week's meeting, I swear.
323
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:53,630
Why don't you take
some time off?
324
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,372
But I'm the special
events chair.
325
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,200
You've got a lot on
your plate right now.
326
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,680
Oh, I always do.
327
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,073
Come on, Catherine.
328
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,119
We all know what's going
on in your marriage.
329
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,469
What does that have to do
with the Parent Association?
330
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,036
Honestly, it's distracting.
331
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,648
- I can handle it.
- For everyone.
332
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,347
Are you firing me?
333
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,522
I can't do that.
334
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:16,871
OK, good.
335
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,873
Because we're just volunteers.
336
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,441
Then what are you
telling me, Gillian?
337
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,182
Don't have to decide
anything right now.
338
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,359
Just, when you get home, take
a good look in the mirror
339
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,622
and ask yourself,
340
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:31,974
am I setting the right
example for Morningside Prep?
341
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,901
This is Flora, the Roman
goddess of flowers.
342
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:50,513
And she's with Chloris, the
Greek goddess of spring.
343
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,602
I like to think they keep watch
344
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,430
over our beautiful water lilies.
345
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,389
Is that Botticino marble?
346
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,999
Straight from a
quarry in Brescia.
347
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,046
Oh, my decorator put the
same stone in my kitchen.
348
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,830
Are you sure we aren't married?
349
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,398
If you planted those, I'm
going to propose right now.
350
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,226
They won us the cup last year.
351
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:08,357
Gorge.
352
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,490
Can you believe
people accused us
353
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,057
of genetically engineering them?
354
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:16,713
Well, I call those
people sore losers.
355
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,065
It's actually just a special
ingredient in our soil.
356
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,109
Water?
357
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,241
Love.
358
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,546
Oh!
359
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,722
So we meet once a
week, which I know...
360
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,768
I know it's a lot to ask.
361
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,378
We all have our hands full.
362
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,338
Oh, I've read all about
your wonderful charity work.
363
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,166
Just wish I could do more.
364
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,906
Are you still
chairing the committee
365
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,604
for the Detroit Food Foundation?
366
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,953
Ha, ten years running,
367
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,650
along with Street
Girls Fight Back,
368
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,738
Bark for Bones...
369
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,349
Oh, I do Tails for Tots.
370
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,785
What about Circle of Hope?
371
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,917
Mm. Compassion in Action.
372
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,658
I thought they went
under for fraud.
373
00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,921
No, that was Children of Cabo.
374
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,271
Right.
375
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,969
They never bought the
little angels those bikes.
376
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,971
Boogie boards.
377
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,017
Ugh.
378
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,237
Well, if you're interested
in getting your hands dirty
379
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:05,240
in a good way, come join us.
380
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,721
I think I'd fit right in.
381
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,289
So do I, Condoleezza.
382
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,291
It's Condi to my queen bees.
383
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,466
Oh.
384
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,348
♪ Hi
385
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,698
♪ Do you love my recipe?
386
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,008
♪ Why
387
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,967
♪ Is everyone
obsessed with me? ♪
388
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,883
♪ Obsessed with me
389
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,672
Committing a crime to
prove somebody else
390
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,110
committed a crime is
actually still a crime.
391
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,285
The case was unlocked.
392
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,418
Again, not how the law works.
393
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,897
Fine.
394
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,290
But if you dust it for
prints, they'll match the ones
395
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,770
your boys took at the garden.
396
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,990
So you want me to take down
a bunch of uptight women
397
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,427
for breaking and entering
398
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,429
so another bunch
of uptight women
399
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,388
can win a gardening contest?
400
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,259
Mm-hmm.
401
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,043
And we'll all be heroes.
402
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,876
It really is amazing to watch
that brain of yours at work.
403
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,138
Just don't call me birdbrain.
404
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,009
Well, I kind of have to now.
405
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,924
It was a whole thing growing up.
406
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,361
Yeah, kids can be rough.
407
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,840
So can your parents
when they find out
408
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,234
you're pregnant in high school.
409
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,680
If I were to do this,
410
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,029
what do I get?
411
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,248
Justice?
412
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:43,730
Yeah, I wish that
still did it for me.
413
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:47,429
OK, what would?
414
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,172
Getting a drink with you.
415
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,001
Could get messy.
416
00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:57,571
Or it could just be a drink.
417
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,183
I didn't say messy can't be fun.
418
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,319
Why did I even go
to grad school?
419
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,930
There's very little you
need beyond sixth grade.
420
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,541
Yeah, except golf experience
to work at the putt-putt.
421
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,195
Well, how else are you gonna
get all those student loans
422
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,196
you can't pay back?
423
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,458
Hmm.
424
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,286
Hey, are we on for "Housewives"?
425
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,680
Oh, please say yes.
426
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,638
I can't take any more rejection.
427
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,901
- I can't tonight.
- OK, when?
428
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,251
I don't know.
429
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:29,210
Well, any longer, I'm
gonna see spoilers.
430
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,125
It's just not the best idea.
431
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,344
It's the reunion.
432
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,520
What are you talking about?
433
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:36,826
Look, if you're trying
to fix things with Doug,
434
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:40,265
maybe hanging out with
me so much isn't helping.
435
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,137
What do you mean?
436
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,401
If I were your husband,
437
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,360
I probably wouldn't want
you telling another dude
438
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,100
all about your problems.
439
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,754
We're best friends.
440
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,103
Maybe he has a
problem with that.
441
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,279
That is so stupid.
442
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,715
If you were a girl...
- I'm not.
443
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,238
Well, he still shouldn't
be threatened by you.
444
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,413
- Why?
- Come on.
445
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,894
It would never happen.
446
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,766
Right. Right.
447
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,855
He just doesn't
get that we're not
448
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,292
into each other like that.
449
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,772
Yeah, and the best part
is, we can be this close
450
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,600
and not want to rip each
other's clothes off.
451
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,428
Yeah, it'd be like
sleeping with a brother.
452
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,431
Totally.
453
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,433
Wait, what about "Housewives"?
454
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,348
Oh, I gotta stay
and do inventory.
455
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,267
Oh.
456
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,983
Sweetie?
457
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,071
Huh?
458
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,812
I think they're hydrated.
459
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,946
Oh.
460
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:58,473
The whole town knows.
461
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,476
It's pretty hot goss.
462
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,391
Marilyn wants to
take me to church.
463
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:05,437
Her minister is no
saint, trust me.
464
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,221
Why are they all coming for me?
465
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:10,137
Because it's fun to take a
woman down from a pedestal.
466
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,008
But you slept with Gary too.
467
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,359
Honey, I'm already in the dirt.
468
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:18,058
It just doesn't seem fair.
469
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,715
Well, there's a reason
it's called Grosse Pointe.
470
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,934
Rich bitches are gross.
471
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,850
"Grosse" is actually
French for "grand."
472
00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,156
Seriously?
473
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,897
It's the pointe
by the lighthouse.
474
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,855
OK, fine.
475
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:36,337
But all these people
think that money gives you
476
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,513
the right to be a judgy D-bag.
477
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,603
Yeah, but I grew up here.
478
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,563
- So?
- So they're all I know.
479
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,696
Well, now you know me.
480
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,873
I'm so glad you're here.
481
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,876
Really?
482
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:56,314
No one else is.
483
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,359
All they let me do
is hand out trowels
484
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,230
because I screw
everything else up.
485
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,363
Oh, honey.
486
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,410
Those aren't trowels.
487
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,904
It's your recipe.
488
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:23,428
Almost.
489
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:25,908
Oh, uh...
490
00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:29,783
I was just waiting
for it to cool.
491
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,309
Where are the cherries?
492
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,267
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
493
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:38,966
It looks delicious.
494
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:47,016
So how is the quilt coming?
495
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:50,759
Still on track to be finished
in time for the gala auction.
496
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,980
Bet it'll raise a lot of money.
497
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,114
- Alice.
- Mm-hmm?
498
00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,986
I can't change his mind.
499
00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,117
That's not why I'm here.
500
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,597
Believe me, if I could,
501
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,164
he wouldn't have
all those tattoos.
502
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,384
I need money.
503
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,734
Ah.
504
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:10,953
All right, well, how
many months do you owe?
505
00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,215
Three.
506
00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:14,827
But it would just be a loan.
507
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:17,046
I wish we still had
that rental available.
508
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,092
We can't lose our apartment.
509
00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:21,442
Oh, honey, there are a lot of
other dumps you could live in.
510
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:24,664
I'm afraid he'll
never come home.
511
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,670
But that's probably
what you want.
512
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:38,372
Look, does a part of me
wish that he had married
513
00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:41,027
some dyed-in-the-wool
Grosse Pointer
514
00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:42,681
who just wanted to
push out a bunch
515
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,639
of really cute grandbabies?
516
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,336
Well, it'd make your
life a lot easier.
517
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,429
It's not what my Doug wants.
518
00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,226
What can I say?
519
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:08,184
You're his muse.
520
00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:17,411
I'll go see if I can dig up
some cherries for your cake.
521
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:19,109
You'll thank me.
522
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,160
Anything?
523
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,509
No.
524
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,250
Well, maybe there was
some kind of emergency.
525
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:31,512
Did you ask his parents?
526
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,514
I don't want to
freak them out too.
527
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,124
Maybe he went for another jog.
528
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,213
A double jog?
529
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,606
Why won't he answer me?
530
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,216
Because he's jogging.
531
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,001
Hey.
532
00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,176
I found Doug.
533
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:45,221
- Oh.
- Sir, you can't be back here.
534
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,746
That looks delicious.
535
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,139
Will someone please get
this guy out of here?
536
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,619
Mmm. Wow.
537
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,099
What the hell are you doing?
538
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,536
Making my way through
some shrimp toast.
539
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,407
- Where have you been?
- Mmm.
540
00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:58,974
Getting hammered. Duh.
541
00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:00,280
I don't care where you
have this argument,
542
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:01,324
but it can't be here.
543
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,412
- Whoa.
- Yes. I'm so sorry.
544
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:03,718
Doug, come on. Let's go.
545
00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:06,155
Not until you tell
me what's going on.
546
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:08,549
I don't know what
you're talking about.
547
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,725
Oh, really? You don't?
548
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,684
Then why are you leaving me?
549
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:31,267
So did you get my garden thief?
550
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,399
I did.
551
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,357
Oh, then I owe you that drink.
552
00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,055
Yeah, maybe another time.
553
00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:38,100
I know the perfect martini bar.
554
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,232
I'm on duty.
555
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,060
OK. We'll go to a cop joint.
556
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,453
I'm afraid there's
not much to celebrate.
557
00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:44,498
Why?
558
00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,739
It's not who you want it to be.
559
00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:31,632
♪ Once
560
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,680
♪ Upon a sky
561
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:39,118
♪ On an island
562
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:44,732
♪ I don't recognize
563
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,953
♪ Cursed
564
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:53,306
♪ Oh, the cynic in me burns
565
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:57,745
♪ Shades of doubt
566
00:26:57,746 --> 00:27:02,489
♪ Nowhere to return
567
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,841
♪ It's all that I want
568
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:13,632
♪ It's all that
I ever wonder ♪
569
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,024
Yo!
570
00:27:16,025 --> 00:27:17,939
Past your bedtimes. Get lost.
571
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:19,158
What is your deal?
572
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,681
- Beat it!
- OK, boomer.
573
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,813
Go.
574
00:27:21,814 --> 00:27:24,032
Move.
575
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,512
My debt is paid, OK?
576
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,514
I don't work for you anymore.
- We need to talk.
577
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:29,647
Make an appointment
with my publicist.
578
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,607
How about I call the cops
for breaking and entering?
579
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,004
The window was open.
580
00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:41,354
Ugh, you screwed me so bad!
581
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,312
We were just looking
for a place to hang out.
582
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:45,140
Why? To impress those losers?
583
00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:46,359
They are not losers.
584
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,187
And why the hell
would you losers want
585
00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,623
a bunch of landscaping plans?
586
00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:50,842
I don't know.
587
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,523
Some girl spilled White
Claw all over them.
588
00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:55,629
Great.
589
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,848
We were trying to clean it up.
590
00:27:56,849 --> 00:27:58,284
I'm gonna get kicked
out of the club.
591
00:27:58,285 --> 00:27:59,851
It was stupid, OK?
592
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,896
I could go to jail!
593
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,376
How is that my fault?
594
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:05,552
Because I wouldn't have
done something so stupid
595
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:08,077
if you hadn't done
something so stupid!
596
00:28:09,165 --> 00:28:11,298
Oh, God!
597
00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:22,003
Can I ask you something?
598
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,092
OK.
599
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:25,572
Promise you won't get mad?
600
00:28:25,573 --> 00:28:27,269
Ugh! What?
601
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:30,839
Why did you do
your stupid thing?
602
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,847
I don't know.
603
00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,415
I guess I just wanted
that dumb club to think
604
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,288
I could be more than
just some rich bitch.
605
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:50,423
Yeah.
606
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,600
Are you really
gonna call the cops?
607
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,472
No.
608
00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,740
Thanks.
609
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:08,442
Your stepdad already knows.
610
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:15,230
And we still need volunteers
for morning drop-off,
611
00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:18,059
especially to keep an eye out
for parents on their phones.
612
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:21,454
A minivan almost mowed down
a third grader last week.
613
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:22,847
Before we move on
to the carnival,
614
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,329
our special events chair
has an announcement.
615
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:34,163
Morning, everyone.
616
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,734
As many of you are
probably aware,
617
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:43,998
I've been going through
a difficult time.
618
00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:49,787
And it's been suggested
that I take a step back.
619
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,572
So I started thinking,
620
00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:56,794
who would be a better leader
to represent Morningside Prep?
621
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,231
And the first name that
obviously came to mind
622
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:00,623
was Dana.
623
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,018
Dana's well-organized,
has bomb style,
624
00:30:04,019 --> 00:30:06,499
and is one of the school's
most generous donors.
625
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,980
Terrific. Let's
take a vote on Dana.
626
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,330
But then I remembered
627
00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:15,073
she also got caught shoplifting
those lip liners from Sephora.
628
00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:19,555
And I thought, mm,
is that the person
629
00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:22,950
we really want to put in
charge of the gift bags?
630
00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:27,781
Well, next, I immediately
thought of Katie.
631
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:30,218
Everyone loves Katie, right?
632
00:30:30,219 --> 00:30:32,699
No one's more fun at
the parent mixers,
633
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:35,702
and she makes those
amazing snickerdoodles.
634
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,747
She broke our record
at the bake sale.
635
00:30:37,748 --> 00:30:39,662
She also forgot
her kid at the mall
636
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,882
because she was so
high on happy pills.
637
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,536
But do we really want the person
638
00:30:43,537 --> 00:30:45,364
who "borrows" from
our medicine cabinet
639
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,279
to be in charge of fundraising?
640
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,715
I really don't think
this is appropriate.
641
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,804
- Or what about you, Gillian?
- Please don't.
642
00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:53,198
I think you'd make an
amazing special events chair.
643
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:54,373
Well, I certainly don't think
644
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:56,636
anyone could question
my character.
645
00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:58,899
But they might
question, how is it
646
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,816
the head of Grosse Pointe's
animal shelter rescued
647
00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:06,167
a purebred, best-in-show
bichon frise?
648
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:08,430
- What's your point?
- My point
649
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:11,042
is that we've all done
things we're not proud of.
650
00:31:11,043 --> 00:31:13,305
We have all made mistakes.
651
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,567
Isn't that the example
we should be setting
652
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:18,092
for our kids, not this
impossible standard
653
00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,964
that no one can live up to?
654
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:28,059
Why don't we put it to a vote?
655
00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,278
Fine! Show of hands.
656
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:32,628
Who here has never
done something
657
00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:35,328
that they're going to regret
for the rest of their lives?
658
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,331
Anyone?
659
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:42,987
Good.
660
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,076
Then let's talk carnival.
661
00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,686
Tracy!
662
00:31:46,687 --> 00:31:49,036
Do you still have that lead
on the cotton candy machine?
663
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,262
Can I get you anything?
664
00:31:57,263 --> 00:31:59,568
Oh, no, I'm meeting
my parents for dinner.
665
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:00,700
St. Clair Grille?
666
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:01,920
Grosse Pointe tradition.
667
00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,445
Why do they all do that?
668
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,186
It's like one of three
places they like.
669
00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:11,493
I mean, why does everybody
have to be the same
670
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,668
in this town?
671
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,410
What are you saying?
672
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,675
I want to be a
grown-up with you.
673
00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:21,242
OK.
674
00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:24,115
But we don't have to do it
the way everyone else does.
675
00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:31,992
♪ And I tried
676
00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:42,830
They take 10%, so I
jacked the prices.
677
00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,833
Have any sold?
678
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,009
Enough to make rent.
679
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,451
But what about, um...
680
00:32:56,452 --> 00:33:00,151
your writing in New York?
681
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,674
I'm not going.
682
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:04,590
That's what you've
always wanted.
683
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,331
I want you more.
684
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:18,212
"New York Magazine."
Congratulations.
685
00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,344
What is this?
686
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:20,388
It's a pretty big deal.
687
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:21,607
None of it makes sense.
688
00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:23,043
Weird. You start next month.
689
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,392
It must be a mistake.
690
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:25,524
It's not Hogwarts, Alice.
691
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,829
A writing sample
doesn't just magically
692
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,353
appear on an editor's desk.
693
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,181
Will you please calm down?
694
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,312
Are you OK?
695
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,487
We're fine.
696
00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:33,532
I'm talking to Alice.
697
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:34,837
He's just really drunk.
698
00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:36,100
Oh, great.
699
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,536
Now I'm the bad guy.
That's your takeaway?
700
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:39,059
Why don't we go
outside and chill?
701
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,234
You lied to my face!
702
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:42,062
I didn't apply for this job!
703
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,064
I did.
704
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,239
What?
705
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,632
I put you up for it.
706
00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:53,682
- Why would you do that?
- Because you were too afraid.
707
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:54,770
Well, it wasn't your
decision to make!
708
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,076
You gave up everything for him.
709
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,860
What are you, her
life coach, Brett?
710
00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,994
She's not happy, Doug.
711
00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,648
- What do we do?
- Oh, right.
712
00:34:02,649 --> 00:34:04,084
Ride out the hurricane.
713
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:06,434
'Cause you know my wife
better than I do, Brett.
714
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,306
That's not what
it's about, Doug.
715
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:10,221
Oh, my God, we all know
each other's names.
716
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,092
- Tell me I'm wrong, then.
- Couldn't be more wrong.
717
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,095
No, no, no, no. I want
to hear it from you.
718
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,662
I don't know.
719
00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:18,446
You don't know if you want
the job or if you're happy?
720
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,360
Guys, come on.
721
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,883
Answer the question, Alice.
722
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:21,884
None of us have
had enough drinks
723
00:34:21,885 --> 00:34:23,190
for it to be this intense.
724
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,670
- Are you happy with me?
- Don't listen to him.
725
00:34:24,671 --> 00:34:26,193
Let's go settle this
on the dance floor.
726
00:34:26,194 --> 00:34:27,629
A simple yes or no.
727
00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,717
Just please stop.
728
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,023
What is wrong with you, man?
729
00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:31,198
Tell this guy to get
the hell out of my face.
730
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:32,330
Both of you, stop!
731
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:33,592
Then just end it already!
732
00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:34,810
End what?
733
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,682
Who knows you better, Alice,
734
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,292
your husband or this joke?
735
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:40,729
Yeah, I'm the joke. Have
another drink, dude.
736
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,862
Come on.
737
00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,037
Him or me?
738
00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,397
Go ahead.
739
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,747
Can I open the wine
I brought first?
740
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:01,228
It's 10:00 a.m.
741
00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,577
I gotta work.
742
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:03,622
On a Wednesday?
743
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:04,797
Yeah.
744
00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:07,453
All the days between
Monday and Friday.
745
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,283
More for us.
746
00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,764
So why are you trying
to get us all drunk?
747
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:16,765
Tell 'em.
748
00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,253
OK.
749
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:29,038
So you know how, when
I first joined y'all,
750
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:30,649
I was really trying
to be a team player?
751
00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,564
And I was like, "Let's
plant lots of mint,
752
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,435
'cause it's so
great in cocktails."
753
00:35:34,436 --> 00:35:36,263
And you guys were
like, "Totally.
754
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:38,309
"Yeah, everybody loves mint,
except that it takes over,
755
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,268
and it ruins the whole garden."
756
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,096
Did you plant mint, Birdie?
757
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:44,793
It's worse.
758
00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,144
OK.
759
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,452
- Oh.
- You know what?
760
00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,846
I'm actually gonna
need that drink.
761
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:55,369
What did you do?
762
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,980
I know I can't help you guys
win the cup by gardening,
763
00:35:57,981 --> 00:36:01,288
so I tried to help by proving
Bloomfield Hills cheated.
764
00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,421
Now we're gonna be disqualified.
765
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,205
No, I did it. It's on me.
766
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:06,641
That's not how a club works.
767
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:07,860
It's on all of us.
768
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,949
I'm really sorry.
769
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:13,692
I'm just a disaster.
Like, FEMA level.
770
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,346
Ugh.
771
00:36:15,347 --> 00:36:16,825
We're totally screwed.
772
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:19,132
Mm.
773
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,090
Maybe not.
774
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:22,527
How?
775
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,887
Maybe...
776
00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:36,845
no one needs to find out.
777
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:56,517
Well, it's on all of us now.
778
00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,521
First rule of garden club.
779
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:14,013
So what are you going to do?
780
00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,233
I'm going to ground
him for a month.
781
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,495
A month?
782
00:37:17,496 --> 00:37:19,671
Is that too much or too little?
783
00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,238
I don't know.
784
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,326
You're kind of the dad.
785
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,371
You're kind of the mom.
786
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:28,288
Kind of messy.
787
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,029
Yeah.
788
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,249
Not the fun kind.
789
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:37,384
We can still be friends.
790
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:40,518
Yeah, I'd like that.
791
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:43,172
So let's start there.
792
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,652
Friends.
793
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:58,449
Hey...
794
00:37:58,450 --> 00:37:59,580
Got you the burrito
and the bowl...
795
00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:00,799
- Oh.
- 'Cause you deserve both.
796
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,322
I'm, uh... I'm sort of busy.
797
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,716
I feel like I was a total
idiot the other day.
798
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,065
- No, it's fine.
- No, it's not.
799
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:08,023
You are a catch.
You're a stud.
800
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,069
You're a hot snack.
- Stop.
801
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:11,897
And any girl would
be lucky to bone ya.
802
00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,594
- You don't have to say that.
- But it's true.
803
00:38:13,595 --> 00:38:16,684
Hey, can I smoke weed in here?
804
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,687
Oh, hi.
805
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:23,823
You're gonna need to refuel.
806
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:28,740
All right. Uh, thanks.
807
00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,577
Oh, and I love this one.
808
00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,361
But their heads are too big.
809
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,276
That's exactly why
they're so special.
810
00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:46,540
- I don't get it.
- Well, you will this weekend.
811
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:47,715
Huh?
812
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,064
We're gonna go to the museum
813
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,589
and see some paintings
by a guy named Picasso.
814
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:52,938
Is that the pizza?
815
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:55,028
Yeah. Take the
cash for the tip.
816
00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:05,951
Hi. Is your mom here?
817
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:08,388
It's not the pizza.
818
00:39:08,389 --> 00:39:09,433
Who is it?
819
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,871
It's Uncle Gary's wife.
820
00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,397
Honey, go get your
brother for dinner.
821
00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,834
Hey, loser, food!
822
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,968
♪ Somewhere
823
00:39:22,969 --> 00:39:24,622
I owe you an explanation.
824
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:26,580
Is Gary here?
825
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,843
God, no. It's
over. I ended it.
826
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,280
I'm worried something
bad happened.
827
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:33,892
♪ I wanna see if you can try ♪
828
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:36,285
I haven't heard from him in days
829
00:39:36,286 --> 00:39:39,593
♪ To bring it back to me
830
00:39:46,645 --> 00:39:49,124
♪ You gotta go
831
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,909
People think by
planting a garden,
832
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:53,520
they can control nature.
833
00:39:55,305 --> 00:39:56,784
♪ And take in all the tears ♪
834
00:39:56,785 --> 00:40:00,788
♪ I wanna see if you can try
835
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:03,269
They mow lawns into
golf courses...
836
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,531
Just need to ask you a question.
837
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:06,228
I'm with a customer.
838
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:09,014
About the other night at
that fancy garden party.
839
00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:11,451
Trim hedges into a maze...
840
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:17,631
Any chance you know
someone by the name of
841
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:19,285
Doug Morris?
842
00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,593
He's my friend's husband.
843
00:40:22,594 --> 00:40:24,899
But not your friend?
844
00:40:24,900 --> 00:40:27,162
Is everything OK?
845
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,601
But at a certain point,
nature fights back.
846
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,863
What is with you?
847
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,217
Oh, my God!
848
00:40:38,218 --> 00:40:40,437
That beautiful oleander
that pops up by your pool?
849
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,961
We got a report some
property was damaged.
850
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,484
Do you know anything about that?
851
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:47,356
Ah, listen, Officer, we
both had a lot to drink,
852
00:40:47,357 --> 00:40:51,012
and things got wild.
853
00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:54,494
A single flower
can kill a horse.
854
00:40:56,410 --> 00:40:57,932
♪ No
855
00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:06,245
♪ No
856
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,253
♪ No
857
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,697
♪ No
858
00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:27,005
Have you spoken to Doug since?
859
00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:29,268
Am I in some sort of trouble?
860
00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,574
Depends.
861
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:31,662
On what?
862
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:34,099
What he says when we find him.
863
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:38,233
So the dirty little secret?
864
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:41,933
If anything comes to
mind, let me know.
865
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,761
We don't control nature.
866
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:46,328
♪ No
867
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,421
It controls us.
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