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So, here's to Q4 sales figures.
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Well done, you!
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Wasn't that hard,
things have really picked up
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since that temp left.
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Do you remember that idiot
with the cycling helmet?
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Brendan something?
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Brian, Brian Weaver.
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I wonder what happened to him?
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(SCREAMS)
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Where am I?
Munty.
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Shut it!
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(GROANS)
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Somehow, I've moved
into a parallel universe.
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It's rare, but it does happen.
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Soon, you will be standing
in front of a mighty army.
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That's the guy that kicked me!
Charge!
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What?
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Help, where am I?
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I'm upside down.
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No, you're not, Brian.
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I am.
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Actually, I think you'll find
I'm the one who's upside down.
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(KEYS RATTLING)
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Shut it!
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Now, one of you weirdos kicked
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the Ambassador for Flint
in the shell
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and we want to know who!
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It caused
a major diplomatic incident -
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took three days to get
the slime off the streets.
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And they polished off
Munty's entire cabbage crop.
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You know what the Protector's
favourite vegetable is?
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Asparagus!
BOTH: Cabbage!
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Well, I don't know what
you're talking about.
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That's it, Brian, stay strong.
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Yeah, don't let them
know it was you.
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Howell!
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Right, you, start talking.
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It was an accident,
I thought the shell was a football.
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A foot-ball?
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Do you want me to hit him?
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Release those two, you, wizard,
and, you...
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Professional soothsayer.
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Get out!
Well, we can't leave without Brian!
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The elf stays here.
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There it is, we tried.
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Good luck, Brian!
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And, you, my friend,
are going to see the judge.
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Chestnut, read him his rights.
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Ahem. You have no rights.
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I'm free, I'm free, ha-ha! Yes!
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I can still here ya!
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Sorry, mate!
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It's all my fault,
it was my prophesy.
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I mean, Brian was standing
in front of a mighty army
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but they were coming to attack him,
and now he's locked up.
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Reminds me of the time
when one of my men
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was locked in a cell.
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Not now, Herman!
What are we going to do?
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We?
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Calm down, Barbara,
the law will protect Brian.
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It'll be fine.
It will, won't it?
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It'll be fine.
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I know what will cheer you up,
today's special!
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Is it fish pie?
It is.
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Explains why this place smells
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like the cesspit at the end
of Bung Lane.
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Now, here it is.
Court House in session, 2pm, today.
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Today?
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Don't tell me you've actually got
a soothsaying appointment?
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No, in fact, announcement -
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I'm giving up soothsaying, ta-da!
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Why?
I was never any good at it.
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True.
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So, what are you going to do?
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I'm going to become a blacksmith.
What?!
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I've got an apprentice
with Jones the Anvil.
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Apparently, I've got potential.
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I'm having my first training
session this afternoon.
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So I'll just meet you
at the Court House.
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I've always fancied
going in to the law.
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Lawyers, just a bunch of leechers
and parasites,
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feeding off the misery
of the people.
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Elitist scum, the lot of them.
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Yeah, but the perks are amazing.
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Food, wine, robes, all on expenses
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and you get to travel everywhere
on a luxury sedan chair.
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Morning, Herman!
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Large glass of Screaly's
fighting wine, please.
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Oh! And some of your fish!
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Absolutely, how do you like it done?
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Raw, it's for a cat.
I'm not eating it, it stinks!
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(LAUGHS)
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You're getting a cat? How exciting!
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I am offering a unique new service,
Barbara,
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magical cat location and retrieval!
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You find missing cats?
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Well, sometimes I do have to
encourage the cat to get lost
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hence the fish!
(LAUGHS)
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In fact, I do have
a sneaking suspicion
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that later on this evening,
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dear old Mrs Henderson's moggy,
Colin,
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is going to go walkies.
(LAUGHS)
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Oh, it breaks my heart.
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That cat is all she lives for!
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I reckon she'll pay a good few sovs
to have him found.
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And you know.
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(SHOUTS): Screaly's!
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That's it, don't hold back!
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There's a trick with horse shoes,
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plenty of energy.
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Yes, go on, harder, yes, harder,
yes,
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go on, work up a sweat!
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It's hot, isn't it? Ain't it hot?
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I'm fine!
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Yes, you are.
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OK, then,
let's see what you have got.
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You are a natural.
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Now, I've got a special uniform
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that I like all my apprentices
to wear,
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it will be ready for you tomorrow.
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But in the meantime,
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let's crank up the bellows, right?
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And work up a sweat,
mm, mm, mm, yeah!
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(LAUGHS)
Mm, mm, mm! Ha-ha!
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Should get good seats.
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I haven't been here
since that weirdo threw up
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over the statue of Olaf for bending.
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That was you, wasn't it?
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Yes, yes, it was.
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Here we go, alright, Bri?
Alright, Brian?
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Brian.
Shut it, you lot!
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My client is now a free man!
Release him!
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Well done, what was he accused of?
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Eating a man.
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Right.
Not guilty, over in five minutes.
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That judge will believe
anything you tell her.
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Right, you're next! Come on!
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Go on, Bri!
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Yeah, go on, Bri!
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I better file my expenses.
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Bring round the sedan chair.
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(FANFARE)
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Oi, oi! Leave it! Let...! Leave it!
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Have I missed anything?
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Nah, how's the blacksmith training?
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I'm a natural.
I'm even getting a special uniform.
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Nice, pickled beef?
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Call Brian Weaver!
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Get in there!
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Where is your legal representation?
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I don't have any!
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Sorry I'm late, Your Honour!
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Who are you?
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Steg Stegson...
Huh?
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Brian Weaver's avdocate, avdocate,
avdocate.
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AD-vocate!
Avdocate.
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Steg.
Huh?
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What are you doing?
You are not a lawyer.
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No, it's all instinct.
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Prosecution, state the case!
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He did it.
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Excellent, and the defence?
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(CLICKS FINGERS)
Ah! Ah.
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People of the court!
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That's my wine.
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Oh, sorry.
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As I was saying,
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my client has been charged
with assaulting
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the ambassador for Flint.
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This is what I think
of those charges.
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Defiling the charge sheet is
a criminal offence.
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Yes, yes, yes, it is, yes. I just...
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(ROBE TEARS)
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Damage of court robes is also
a criminal offence.
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Yes, yes, fine. Thank you.
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You see before you, a man,
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an innocent man, a guileless fool.
Steady on!
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A man no more sophisticated
than a farmer from Struth.
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My husband is a farmer from Struth.
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I didn't mean to say
that your husband was stupid.
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I mean, he might be, but he's not,
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but if he was, not to say
that he isn't, but, anyway...
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Steg!
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Um, what I'm trying to say is
that, um, secondly...
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Do you have anything else to say?
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Um, if I finish now,
do I still get the free dinner?
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No.
No, oh, thank you.
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Secondly, um, thirdly,
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who is really on trial here,
is it this man?
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Or is it justice itself?
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(CLAPS)
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I have heard enough!
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Yes.
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It's almost as if the advocate
had no legal training whatsoever.
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Oh, thank you.
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I hereby find the defendant...
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..guilty!
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(GASPS)
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You are sentenced to
12 months' hard labour
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in the gas mines of Brevitt.
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Thanks, Steg,
I'll see you in 12 months.
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Or 10 minutes in combat with Radnok.
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Here's your chance, bro,
10 minutes with that old goat.
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I can't fight.
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Look at him,
he can barely hold the spear up.
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, it's only 10 minutes.
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You can run around for 10 minutes.
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PUBLIC: Fight Radnok!
Gas mines!
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Take the gas mines!
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Fight him in the gas mines!
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Make your decision!
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I choose to face Radnok in combat.
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(CHEERS)
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Call Radnok!
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(GROWLS)
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That will be Radnok, then!
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Wait a minute,
hang on, whoa, wait a minute!
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I don't want to die!
I don't want to fight Radnok!
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Afternoon, I'm Kevlar, and you are?
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Brian.
(SNIFFS)
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Yeah, I think I'm just going to go
over there.
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Oh, good idea, we'll come with you.
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We?
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Yeah, my family,
there's me, my brother, my wife,
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my ex-wife, that's awkward.
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Hello, everyone!
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Elf, you're allowed one message
by arrow,
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what do you want to say?
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Well, what sort of thing?
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Whatever you want,
but no sexy stuff.
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OK, um, please help,
I'm from another universe!
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Oh, that's good.
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"From another universe."
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I'm in terrible danger.
Brian Weaver, Munty.
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"Brian Weaver, Munty."
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Right, who is it going to?
I don't know.
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Who's the most important person here?
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Me.
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Someone outside of the prison.
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Protector?
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Well, isn't he the one
who had me locked up?
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Yeah.
Isn't there some sort of organisation
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that helps innocent people
that are in trouble?
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Oh, I'll ask my wife.
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She is good at these sort of things.
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Would you believe it?
She's in the bath.
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Hurry up!
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I need it to go to somebody important
who can help me.
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I'll just put that then,
"Important who can help me."
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Right and that will work, will it?
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I doubt it.
Well, probably don't...
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Off it goes.
Hang on!
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Relax, Brian,
you've got nothing to worry about.
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Yeah, why's that?
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You'll be dead in a few hours!
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This is just absolutely,
totally awful.
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I know! That luxury Sudan chair
was mine for the taking.
259
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,880
It really does remind me of the time
one of my men was trapped...
260
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,080
Not now, Herman.
261
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,440
An arrow, it's from Brian!
262
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,120
Steg.
263
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:28,440
Robe repair bill, nah, it's nothing.
I'll put it on expenses.
264
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,720
It's from Brian!
265
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,000
Howell.
266
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,320
Ha! Old Mrs Henderson
has lost her cat,
267
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,080
ain't that right, Colin?
268
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,040
I'm in business, Herman.
269
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:45,760
One large purple slurple, please,
heavy on the cheese.
270
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,120
There must be something
we can do to help Brian.
271
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,880
Don't worry, Barbara.
272
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,840
I'm confident that this time
tomorrow,
273
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,360
Brian will be a free man,
274
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:59,080
and I will be Munty's
most famous avdocate, avdocate.
275
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,800
Anons.
276
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,960
I think we need a backup plan.
277
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,960
That's four sovs,
plus one for the cheese.
278
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,120
Ah, I've...
279
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,760
I'll get this.
Oh, that's very kind.
280
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:16,240
Now, Howell, what's the backup plan?
281
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:28,800
Advocate Steg Stegson -
I'll be taking the chair now.
282
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,080
Won a case, have ya?
Well...
283
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,040
Get away from the Sudan chair!
284
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,680
Now!
285
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,760
Barbara!
286
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,320
Oh, Brian, it's so good to see you!
287
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,920
Who's this?
288
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,560
Oh, Kevlar, just ignore me.
And my brother and my wife
289
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,160
and my ex-wife -
don't get me started.
290
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,760
and my Aunty Susan,
who's visiting from Pockle.
291
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,120
Can't get rid of her! A nightmare!
292
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,000
Yeah, do you think
you could just give us some space?
293
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,760
Oh absolutely, actually, there's
a bit of a row kicking off upstairs.
294
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,560
Oh! That was a vase!
I'd better go and calm things down.
295
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,840
Anyway, Barbara, thanks for coming,
296
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,080
I've been thinking about you all day.
297
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,160
Oh!
298
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,720
Can you do me a reading,
299
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,480
I need to know what's going
to happen to me.
300
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,920
Actually, I don't do
soothsaying any more.
301
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,400
I've retrained as a blacksmith.
302
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,720
I get it - a blacksmith.
303
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,640
So you just happen to be carrying
a chisel...
304
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,720
..for work?
No.
305
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,200
A file?
Well...
306
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,920
A lock pick?
Crowbar, plyers?
307
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,560
What was the one before plyers?
308
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,480
A crowbar.
No.
309
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,000
So, you've brought nothing?
310
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,280
I have brought something.
311
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:53,000
Thank God.
312
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,440
Sorry, I'm just, I'm a bit jumpy.
What is it?
313
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,600
A cake!
314
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:04,560
Oh, I see! Brilliant.
315
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,800
What's inside the cake?
316
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,440
Jam.
317
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,480
Right, Oh, God.
318
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,160
I'm going to die, Barbara!
319
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:17,640
Brian, don't worry,
Howell has got a plan.
320
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,440
I just need...
321
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,960
Ow! What was that for?
322
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,960
Oh, it is just something
to remember you by.
323
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,440
At midnight,
Howell will use this hair
324
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,840
to cast a simple summoning spell
325
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,920
that will instantly transport you
from here to the pub.
326
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,560
It's totally foolproof.
327
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,600
Oh, thank you.
328
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,400
Right, that's enough, you get out!
329
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,080
I've got the hair.
Now, remember...
330
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,720
Midnight.
331
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,080
Cake?
332
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,040
I would, Brian, but it's the wife -
she's on a diet.
333
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,880
Hurry up, Howell,
it's nearly midnight!
334
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:10,640
Brain's hair, pop it on there.
335
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,560
Stand back, Barbara.
336
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,600
Whose hair here?
337
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:21,680
Oh, Barbara!
338
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,360
Oh, crunt! I must have given you
the wrong hair!
339
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,720
It's this one!
340
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,720
Yes! Midnight!
341
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,280
Keep it down, Brian,
my wife's got a migraine.
342
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,640
It's alright.
343
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,120
My mate's a wizard.
He's summoning me out of here.
344
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,880
Chestnut, he's trying to escape!
345
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,840
What?
What are you doing?
346
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,200
He said you were so stupid,
you wouldn't notice.
347
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,400
Did he?
348
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,040
Why'd you do that?
349
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,280
That's what happens
when you flirt with my wife.
350
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,880
There you go.
351
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,680
Whose hair here?
352
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,200
Barbara!
353
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,240
Is that my special uniform?
354
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,520
Oh, yeah, yeah,
it's nearly finished.
355
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:13,120
I've just got to finish tightening
the end nipple screws.
356
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,840
Ha! I'll see you in the morning!
357
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,840
See ya!
358
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,280
I quit!
359
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:28,240
Oh, look there it is! Ha!
I had it on me all the time!
360
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,280
Look, Peanut!
Peanut?!
361
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,880
Walnut, whatever!
362
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,320
You've had it, I'm coming in there
and I'm going to mash your face in.
363
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,600
No, no, I didn't mean you.
I meant someone else!
364
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,880
Oh, come on, Howell, summon!
365
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,640
(BELL CHIMES)
366
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,920
He's over there!
Away!
367
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:45,960
Thanks.
368
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,080
So, third time lucky.
369
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,080
Whose hair...
370
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,840
..here?
371
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,720
Colin, Colin, come here, boy! Colin!
372
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,200
Look, is there anything I can say
to stop you from hurting me?
373
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,120
Peanut.
374
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,240
Poor Brian, I feel so helpless.
375
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,640
You know this really does remind me
of a time when...
376
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,160
As I was saying...
377
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,480
Oh, yeah, one time,
I rescued a mate from a prison cell.
378
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,560
We lured away the guards with a pie
379
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,040
and smashed our way in
with a hammer.
380
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,680
Yep! That's the story.
381
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,360
Well, that's how we rescue Brian!
382
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,720
All we need is a delicious pie
and a heavy hammer.
383
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:18,120
Colin, fishy-fishy, Colin.
Colin, I've got some fish for you!
384
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,120
Oh, thanks very much!
385
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,280
Is your name Colin?
386
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,600
Yeah.
387
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,960
Really?
388
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,080
Yeah.
389
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,440
Fair enough!
390
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,080
What took you so long?
391
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,440
This, it's heavy!
392
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,520
Right, first thing,
get rid of the fairies.
393
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,800
Hey! Do you want a pie?
394
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,400
Oh, thanks very much!
395
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,400
I just held him
till he couldn't breathe!
396
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,720
Something smells good.
397
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,640
That should buy us a few minutes.
398
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,240
(SIGHS)
399
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,320
Hurry up!
400
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:19,040
10, nine...
401
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,960
We haven't got time, Barbara,
just start at five.
402
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,600
Sorry. Five, four...
403
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,920
Quicker! Get to three!
Three, two...
404
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,280
Look out!
The fairies are coming back!
405
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,480
(ROARS)
406
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,160
(CRASH!)
407
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,480
Brian, run!
408
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,640
That was a close one!
409
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,640
Who are you?
410
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,680
Oh, Kevlar.
411
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,120
Where's Brian?
412
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,040
They moved him
to the hospital wing.
413
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,240
Oh, no!
414
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,400
Don't worry, he will be fine
for the fight tomorrow.
415
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,840
Anyway, thanks so much
for getting us all out.
416
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,920
Oh, no! I left Aunty Susan behind!
417
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,040
Oh!
(ROOSTER CROWS)
418
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,280
Bring forward the accused!
419
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,640
(CROWD SHOUTS)
420
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,440
Bit much, ain't it?
421
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,920
Your Honour,
I would like to issue an appeal.
422
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,720
Appeal denied.
What?
423
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,040
The appeal has been denied.
424
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,280
You can no longer claim expenses
or legal privileges.
425
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,360
You are dismissed.
426
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,360
Well, you haven't heard
the last of me.
427
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,040
Choose your weapon!
428
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960
Good choice!
429
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,640
Radnok!
430
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,680
(CROWD CHEERS)
431
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,680
I didn't know you could pick
more than one.
432
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,440
Can I pick another one?
433
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,680
No, prepare for battle!
434
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,200
I'm not ready.
435
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,000
Use your speed, Brian!
Watch out for all the weapons.
436
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,920
Let the combat...
437
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,400
Wait!
438
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,080
Oh!
There is an extra penalty
439
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,720
for insulting your prison guard.
440
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,960
Tricky.
441
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,320
BARBARA: They can't do that!
442
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,960
JUDGE: Let the combat...
443
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,760
No! Wait!
444
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,240
There is a further penalty
445
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,080
for your involvement in a break out
446
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,320
resulting in damage
to prison brickwork.
447
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,920
What?!
448
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,560
Sword up or down?
449
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,280
Up?
450
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,520
Ready?
No!
451
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:26,600
You can still take him, Bri!
452
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,880
No, he can't.
453
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,200
Let combat begin!
454
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,880
He dropped his sword! Ha-ha!
That's not funny!
455
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,520
(SHOUTING)
456
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,520
Go on, Brian!
457
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,760
Only another nine
and three-quarter minutes!
458
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,880
It's Mrs Henderson's cat!
459
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,200
Colin, Colin, Colin.
460
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,280
Come here, boy. Come here!
461
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,640
(CAT SCREECHES)
462
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,200
Colin!
463
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,280
(GROWLING)
464
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,560
Who's that?
465
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,960
That's Mrs Henderson.
466
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,640
(SLASHING)
467
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,600
(CROWD GROANS)
468
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,640
Radnok is dead, which means, by law,
the defendant is freed.
469
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,560
Springleaf! Release him!
470
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:32,600
(CHEERING)
471
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,920
Under the circumstances,
shall we say half the fee?
472
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,280
(GROWLS)
473
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,080
It's on the house.
474
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,040
We won, Brian, Brian!
475
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,320
Well done, Stegson,
here are your expenses.
476
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,920
Yes! Thank you!
477
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,440
And now for the perks.
Bring on the golden Sudan chair!
478
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,480
(TRUMPET FANFARE)
479
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,880
Yes!
480
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,640
Many congratulations.
Thank you.
481
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,680
Is that paint on your hands?
482
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,840
(COINS JINGLE)
483
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,400
(SIGHS)
484
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,880
Oh, you're a natural, Clarise.
485
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,200
I do have a special uniform
486
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,480
that I like my apprentices to wear.
487
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:44,560
I say, it's very hot in here,
isn't it?
488
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:49,800
Why don't you, pop, pop, pop,
lose a few buttons?
489
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,160
Oi, blacksmith, this your hammer?
490
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,200
Where did you find that?
491
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,680
Exactly where you left it,
outside the prison.
492
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,360
You're in very big trouble.
(CRASH)
493
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,640
Ow!
Oops.
494
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,520
Ah, you know what?
495
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,640
It's good to be back...
496
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,840
..home.
497
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,160
Yeah, home!
498
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,360
Absolutely, who wants a fish pie?
499
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,240
Oh, Brian, there is
the small matter of the cost
500
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,920
of the summoning spell
501
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,360
plus the subsequent loss
of my cat retrieval business.
502
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,000
And if you could settle
the robe repair bill,
503
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,280
that's just legal stuff,
504
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,160
although I'm probably going to take
a step back from that
505
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,360
and fight against the system, yeah.
506
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,720
Yeah, nothing to do with the fact
that you can't say advocate then?
507
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,280
Course not, I can.
508
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,960
Avdocate.
509
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,800
Actually, everyone,
little announcement.
510
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,720
I've decided to go back
into soothsaying!
511
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,880
I just think it's more me.
512
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,880
Now, shall I do you a reading?
513
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,720
Go on, then, what's next for me?
514
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,560
That's odd,
it's the lightening fork.
515
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,480
Well, suppose something terrible
is going to happen to me.
516
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,280
(HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
517
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,720
Scrape!
Sir.
518
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,480
I want you to go to Munty,
find a man and bring him to me.
519
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,680
Who is this man?
520
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:44,520
His name is Breenan Wifter.
521
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,600
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522
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