All language subtitles for Two.If.By.Sea.1996.720p.WEBRip.x264-[YTS.AM]-eng

♪ Do you remember
That sunny day

♪ Somewhere in London

♪ In the middle of nowhere?

♪ Didn't have nothin'
To do that day

♪ Didn't want
To do nothing

♪ Anyway

♪ You got a way of walkin'

♪ You got a way of talkin'

♪ And there's somethin'
About you

♪ And now I know

♪ I never ever wanna
Be without you

♪ I wanna be haunted
By the ghost

♪ Of your precious love

♪ You got a way of walkin'

♪ You got a way of talkin'

♪ And there's somethin'
About you

♪ That's the kind
Of girl I am

♪ He's my kind of guy

♪ And now I know

♪ I never ever wanna
Be without you

♪ I wanna be haunted
By the ghost

♪ And now I know

♪ I never ever wanna be
Without you ♪

By the way, I, uh...

I like your hair.

No, you don't.

No, I do. It's, uh,

it's nice.

Thanks.

You think for 150 bucks

they could make it
all one color?

Honey?

Yeah?

Shut up.

This style right here happens to be
very popular in New York right now.

All the top models
are wearing it.

Christy Turlington,
Linda Evangelista...

Yeah, well...

Claudia Schiffer.

Maybe in New York you
can walk around like that.

But you walk around Boston
with your hair like that,

you look like you can't
make up your mind.

You know what, I'm from
New York, so I think I know

just a little more
about fashion than you do.

So what, you drive down a
couple times a year to New York,

and all of a sudden
you're Christie Brinkley?

Frank, we live four hours
from the cultural

and entertainment Mecca
of the western hemisphere.

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking
about restaurants,

I'm talking about museums,

and I'm talking about
yes, exactly, the theater.

I'm talking about Cats.

We have seen Batman Returns
12 times now.

Honey, no, no, no. We've seen
three different Batmanmovies

four times each,
okay?

Well, you know what?
They all sucked.

I tell you what, I'm not gonna drive
four hours each way down to New York

just to see fags dressed up
in tights and fake whiskers

pretending to be cats.
Oh, okay.

How about bugs?
They got their own show yet?

Jesus Christ.

So a guy dressed up like
a bat, that's okay, right?

But a guy dressed up
like a cat is a fag?

Yeah.
Batman's different.

He's got the cape
and... And the cowl...

And spends all his time
with a teenage boy.

Talk to the hand,
all right?

You know what?

You smell like smoke.

Huh?

Did you have a cigarette
back there?

No, I didn't
have a cigarette.

I haven't had a cigarette
in two months.

You had a cigarette,
back there, didn't you?No. Will you read the map?

Did you have a cigarette?I didn't have a cigarette.

Read the fucking map
and tell me where I am.

You know what?

Read the map yourself.Oh, great.

Oh that is...
That's just fucking great.

Ow!

What's wrong with you?

You know what's wrong, Frank?
This requires a plan.

All right?
This is big time.

I planned it.
Oh, yeah, like Homer Simpson.

"Beano's got a job
for me.

"Alls I got to do
is pick up a painting

"and drive to Rhode Island."

"Think of it
as a ride in the country.

"It's a ride
in the country, honey."

Technically, this is a ride
in the country, okay?

Second of all, if you'd
changed the oil in your 1972...

Nova. Nova...fucking shitbag,

then I wouldn't have
to steal this car,

the cops wouldn't
have seen us,

and then we'd be on
our merry way.

What are you doing?

Taking a right.

You don't even know
where you're going.

And who's to blame
for that, huh?

Remember the map?

Those were
the fucking days.

The map days.

See you later, fellas.

Wow!
Oh, my God.

Hey,
I got you something.

Oh, my God.

It's a little cat.

Did you steal this
from the house?No.

Honey...

Yes.

I love it.

Oh, I want
to look at this. Ow.

Oh, honey,
that's beautiful.Wow.

Yep.

Take a good look
at that, baby,

'cause she's worth
about 100 grand.

My cut's 10 thou.

Our cut, honey.
Right. Our cut.

We're a team, honey.
We do things together.

Together, honey.

My little pookie.
Mm-hmm.

My little stud muffin.

In the back.

What?
Go in the back.

In the back? In the back?
Yeah.

Well,
you've got to...

Honey, no.
Take your jacket off.

Just take your jacket off.

Shit, honey,
we're on the painting.

Oh...

Mm.

Shit. Honey,
I lost the cat.

What?
I lost the cat.

I lost the cat.

Fuck the cat, honey.

Holy shit. A train.

Tickets, please.

Narragansett station
stop next.

Next stop Narragansett.

Perfect.

Train to the ferry.
Hit the island. Perfect.

What time
we meet the buyer?

5:00.

Good.

Good, good, good.

Sunday.

What?

Surprise.

Honey,
today's Thursday.

I know, but you know how,
like, Beano wanted me

to steal a painting
on Sunday morning,

do the whole job in one day. Yeah?

But I figured, why not make
a weekend out of it?

Tickets. Two for Narragansett, please.

Shit. My wallet.

What?

I must have left
my wallet in my

other pants.

Oh, please,

allow me.

You left the stolen car
at the train station, honey.

Stolen car, train station,
police...

These aren't college graduates
we're talking about.

These are cops.
They're like,

like garbage men
with guns.

First of all...
And second of all,

sometimes the best way
to do something

is to do the most obvious
thing right out in the open,

in broad daylight.
Right under their noses,

People don't even
pick up on it.Oh.

Okay, then...

Oh.

Okay.

Follow me, Einstein.

Frank,
the painting.

Shoot. Shoot.

Give me your, uh,
your screwdriver. Quick!

Open for mommy. Open.

All right.

Okay, honey.

Oh, jeez. All right.

One, two...

You're going
to jump?

I got it. I got it.

All right, honey.
Come on, honey.

Come on, sweetie.

All right, come on,
honey, come on.

Just back up again.

Honey?

Honey, you okay?
Come on.

Okay, I got you.

What are we going
to do now?

We wait.

Oh, Frank. That's nice.

Why don't you use
a tissue or something?

Honey, that wasn't me.

Oh!

Oh, Frank,
they're so cute.

Honey,
puppies are cute.

These are just
cheeseburgers with legs.

Come on.

Okay, Frank...

Frank! Frank!
Frank!

Hey, hey, hey.

What are you doing?

Roz...

Frank, come on.
Frank, come on.

No, no, no.
Don't take off your shoes.

Come on, Frank.
Just come on, honey.

Jump.

O'Malley. FBI.

O'Malley?

Yeah?

Why?

I... I don't know.

I just thought
you'd be more, uh...

More Irish?
Yes, sir.

Top o' the fucking morning
to you.

Yes, sir.

It appears the perpetrator
made forced entry

through the rear entrance
via use of a blunt object,

possibly a shoe.

Lose the legalese, Burke.
He kicked the door in.

What's that?

It's plaster, sir.
It's possible

the suspect may have worked
with plaster recently.

Anyway, the perpetrator then
entered the living room,

where he absconded with
the painting in question...

Odalisque with Red Culottes
by Henri Matisse,

approximate worth
$4 million,

according to
the owner.

What was that?

$4 million...

The guy's name?

Henri Matisse.
He's French.

I know
he's fucking French,

but you're not French,
so say "Henry."

Also missing,
one black ceramic cat,

approximate worth $3.79,

again, according to
the owner.

A what?

A ceramic cat, sir.
It was her favorite.

Excuse me, sir. There's
no smoking in here.

House rules.

What's with the TV?

Well, sir, it appears
that the perpetrator

tried to, uh...

Tried to cop a TV.

Yes, sir. We feel it
was too heavy for him.

Guy lifts
a $4 million painting.

What does he want with a TV?

Maybe he thought the ceramic
cat would look good on it.

What do you think, Bob?
Phill the Shill, huh?

Don't start with me,
Peters.

I forgot.

Phill the Shill
is dead.

Who would know that
better than you, right, Bob?

Did he ever tell you the story
about Phill the Shill?

Who? I'm not in the mood today, Peters.

Yeah.

Back in 1982,

our man O'Malley here was
assigned to some big art heist.

Figures it was the work
of this famous thief

out of New York
named Phill the Shill.

Anyway, he spent the next
18 months tracking this guy.

And one day, guess who drops
dead in the Cayman Islands?

Phill the Shill.Bingo.

Case closed?

Not for O'Malley here.

He spent
the next year

and a quarter million
dollars on what?

Trying to find
a dead guy.

He faked it.

He faked his

own death.

Yeah, sure.

Oh, God.

Okay, honey,
we're walking.

We're walking.

We're making a right.

Oh.

Here you go.

You want
a breath mint?

Can you hold this,
please?

Okay. How do we make
a weekend on $8 and...

75 cents?

Follow me, hon.
What?

I'll get Beano
to wire us some money.

You're gonna get Beano
to wire you money?

He won't give you money when
you're standing in front of him.

What makes you think
he's going to wire it?

He sent me here.
He'll do us a favor.

Jesus Christ, Beano,
I had the thing two days

and it don't work.

What do you expect
for 50 bucks?

Next time,
steal it yourself.

Yeah?

Hey, Beano...
Phone.

Come on, Jimmy.

How you doing?Okay.

Yeah?

Hey,

it's Frank.

Hey Frankie,
how you doin'?

What'll you give me
for the whole box?Fifty bucks.

Ready for Sunday?What are you, nuts?

Me? You're the guy
carrying a box of phones.

Okay.
Seventy-five bucks.

Hold on.

Big job, Frankie.
Big job.

Thanks.

Actually, Beano, I...

I already kind of
did the job.

Huh?

Will you answer
these phones?

What job, Frank?

You know, the, uh,
the painting.

'cause I figured
what the heck?

Why not make a weekend
out of it, you know...

Whoa! Make a weekend
out of what?

The painting, see.

Jesus Christ, you stole
the painting already?

Yeah. I got it
right here.

This is not my day!

Hello?

Frank,
what the hell?

Uh, well, see,
the thing is,

we don't get really get a chance
to get away that much, so...

"Rappaport."

We? Who's we?

Me and Roz, see,

'cause we don't take
a lot of vacations...

Ow! Ah!

Oh!

Rappaport. Rappaport.
Rappaport.

No. I just thought...

Rappaport.

My mother was right.
You are retarded.

You and that Jewish broad
of yours.

Leave Roz out of this, okay?

Could have gone out with a
girl from the neighborhood.

Shelia Finnegan,
for Christ's sake,

but, no, not Frank. Beano,
I got it all figured out.

Why don't we
make the drop today,

since, you know, I'm here
with the painting,

and the painting's here,
and then, get the buyer...

What do you think,
I just decide on a day?

Sox are out of town.
Let's pull the job Sunday

This is set up
for a reason, Frank.

The buyer is out of town.

He's due back
on guess what day, Frank?

Sunday?

Lucky guess.

I got to think.Okay, Beano...

So look, check in the hotel,
don't leave that island,

and make sure you're at that
fish plant at 5: 00 on what day?

Sunday?
Memorize it!

Look, Beano...

Uh, how will I
know the guy?

Frank, if the wrong guy turns
up at the abandoned fish plant

at the end of a deserted pier
on Sunday afternoon

with $20,000 in cash...

Yeah?

Sell him
the fucking painting!

Did you tell him
you lost your wallet?

I didn't lose it, okay?

I know exactly
where it is.

It's home,

top of the bureau.

Found it on
the driver's seat.

Different name
every credit card.

Seems pretty small-time,
huh, sir?

It's a $4 million painting,
Burke.

That's never small-time.

What's this?

It's vacant
till Sunday.

That's all that matters.

All right, honey, what do
you say, back door?

No.

All right.

Honey, they'd expect us to go
to the back door, right?

So, what do we do?
We go to the front.

Hey. Hey.
Ho, ho.

This ain't Boston,
Frankie.

All right?

Okay,

Magic Johnson.

What, you looking
for a key?

No, I'm looking
for your brain.

You think somebody would
actually leave a key?

It might be up here.

The front door
of a house?

Like this key
right here?

Is that what you're
talking about?

I'm just checking.

Wow.

Mmm... Nice.

Yeah.

Here.

You carry it.

Wow.

This place
is a gold mine.

Not here, Frank,
It's bad karma.

Where'd you learn that...
Night school?

Oh-ah,

what have we here?

Yes.

"Dear Todd, please make sure
to water the plants

"and pick up
the newspaper..."

Aspen.

"Hi Mom & Dad,
having a wonderful time.

"Dale Jr. and Vivian."

"We'll see you
on Sunday the 11th.

"When we fly back
from Chicago. Joan Rappaport."

Don't think so,
Todd. Ah.

Where's the TV
around here, huh?

Police in Newport,
Rhode Island this morning,

are investigating
the theft of a painting

from one of the most
prominent art collectors.

FBI spokesmen
say the painting,

Matisse'sOdalisque
with Red Culottes,

is valued at
approximately $4 million...

Buyer said it's worth
500 grand.

I thought you told Frankie
it was worth 100 grand.

...believe to be part of
a major international ring

took the painting from the mansion
in the early hours of the morning.

I'm going to get
that painting

I'm gonna sell it myself
for real money!

This is a horse that still
runs six panels in a buck five.

So, I don't think they're
going to negotiate

on the stud fee.

Let me call you back.

We ran the prints
off the toy cat.

"Francis Michael O'Brien.

"Drunk and disorderly
in Fenway Park in '79.

"Possession of fireworks.

"Scalping tickets
in front of a Ticketmaster."

That's a new one.

With all due respect,
sir, I say we

leave this one
to the state police.

We're going after him,
Burke.

They got a Jacuzzi
in there, honey.

The bathroom's the size
of Madison Square Garden.

Honey, there's a quiz
in here called

"Are you in dead-end
relationship?"

You know, there's no TV
in this house.

Honey. Now, if this was our house,

I'd have a TV,
like, right in here, but...

Or a bar or something.

I mean,
who locks the bar?

Honey,
answer the question.

"You just had
a big fight.

"Does he
resume normal activity,

go for a walk,

"or C: pour himself a drink
and turn on the ballgame?"

You know what,
there is no TV in here.

Wow!

Now, that's what
I call class.

resume normal activity.

Okay, number two, "An old
boyfriend comes into town

"And asks you to dinner.

"Do you A:
accept the invitation

"As long as your current
boyfriend can come along,

sneak off to the dinner,
but don't tell him,

"or C: turn down the invitation
and keep it to yourself?"

Huh.

There's a tough one.

You'd tell him
to go fuck himself,

and then I'd beat the shit
out of him, probably, right?

That's not what
I did last time.

Very funny.

Was is that prick
Andy Porcini?

Shit. Andy, there's
somebody at the door.

You just called me Andy.
What?

Honey, you just said, "Andy,
there's somebody at the..."

No, I didn't.

Roz, that's what
you just said.

You said, "Andy,
there's someone at the door."

Shh!
I was kidding, all right?

I can tell
when you're joking, okay?

That was not a joke.
Shh!

Think he's a cop?

He's too
good-looking.

What?

First you said the thing
about Andy Porcini,

then he's... This guy's...What?

Hello.

Hi.

Sorry to intrude.

Evan Marsh

from just across
the way.

Who are you people?

We're friends
of the Rappaports.

Uh, my name is Roz.
How are you?

Oh, hi.

This is Frank.

There's not supposed
to be anybody here.

Well, we're friends
of Dale Jr. And Vivian's.

We go skiing with them
every year in Aspen.

Dale didn't mention
that you were, uh...

Well, it was because
it was so last-minute.

We just... We just got on the
phone, we called Todd, said...

Todd.

"We'll take care of
the place for the weekend.

"Just take your cares
elsewhere."

They were, uh,
they were in, uh...

Chicago.Chicago. And,

we just saw them up...
We saw them...

At Easter.Easter. With... Up in, um...

The Cape.At the Cape,

Because, uh,
we had this party.

The party.

And Dale was shitfaced.
Remember?

Drunk.

Well, this is propitious.

I'm having a little bash at my
place tomorrow night. Cocktails.

Perhaps you'd care
to stop by.

I... I would, uh...
I would love to.

I mean,
if you don't want to.

Sure. No, no.

Frank, you know, he's...
I would love to.

Well, I'll see you
tomorrow night.

Okay.

Good night.
All righty.

Think he's gay?

No.

Look at his pants.

Honey, gay people
wear tight pants.

Here it is.

"Propitious... Favorable,
auguring well,

"gracious,
and favorably inclined."

You know,
it just means, like...

He could have just said
wicked good.

Oh, my God, honey,
look at this.

This is the painting
that you stole.

Oh, my God.

"Odalisque Al... A la...
Cu...

"Culottes."

This is "Culottes."

"Rouge."
Oh, my God.

"Henri Matisse."

The guy
who painted it.

You know what?
It's pretty old.

This place is nice.
Huh?

Uh-huh.
You know?

Yeah.

This bed...

The books.

The books?

Yeah, the books.
They look nice.

Nice books?

You're always saying
we never go anywhere.

Here we are.

Oh, I know what
you're doing.

I know what
you're doing.

Don't even... don't even try.
Don't even.

Come on, now.

Mmm.

Know what?

I think I was wrong
about that dye job.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah. I like the color.

All three colors.Oh, I see,

now that I'm lying here
half naked,

it's not so...
What'd you call it... Weird?

Is that what
you called it earlier?

That's a horrible thing...

What?

I don't know.
It's just

you know, even though
I hate what we do...

Mm-hmm. You know, well, what you do.

It's just... Sometimes it's
just really exciting.

You know, it's, like,
where we are on the water

and the house
and all the books, great bed.

Great books. We got a
great bed and great books.

Hon.

♪ Got a great bed

♪ Got a great bed ♪

Relax.
I would never hurt you.

You know
what we should do?What?

We should get out
more often.

We should go to my sister's
place down on Long Island.

Yeah?
This weekend.

We'll have the whole place
to ourselves.

What's the matter?
What do you want?Kiss me.

Yeah. Get some
of those candles.

Those oils.

Yeah.

Get almond oil.
That's my favorite.

'Cause it tastes
like peanut butter?

And get the...
Candles.

Maybe, uh,

maybe we should...

What?

Nothing.

I was just thinking of
this thing I told Jimmy about,

but I can cancel it,
it's no problem...

What did you tell Jimmy?

No, it was just this thing
with Jimmy.

What did you
tell Jimmy?

Honey, it was nothing.

No, no, no.

You said
this was going to be

the last time that you pull
a job like this.

You were going to pull
this job, that was it

then go work
for your uncle.

That was the plan,
right?Yes, yes...

But, no, it's not...

No? No?

It's not what
you think it is.

He's got a truckload
of hotel TVs coming in...

Oh, Frankie!
I don't have to do anything,

I just collect the money.
It's three grand.

You say three,
you come home with 500.

All right, you were guaranteed
$1,000 with your uncle, honey.

$1,000.

I hate that job. Plastering walls
eight hours a day. I hate it.

Honey, make up
your mind, all right?

You're either a contractor,
or you are a thief, all right?

You're a contractor
or a thief.

How many thieves
you know got day jobs?

How many you know?
A lot. Me...

Jimmy fucking...Fucking, fucking,

fucking Nicky,
fucking... You suck.

Don't touch me,
all right? You suck.

Honey, all right.

Don't.

You know, you're a cashier
at Barnes and Noble.

It's not like
you're some...

Don't even go there,
all right?

I'm a cashier, all right?
I'm not a thief.

Look.

Look nothing. I don't
want to do this anymore.

What do you want?

We're having this argument,
like, all the time.

You want to know
what I want?

Yeah. I want a lot of things.

I want... I would like
to have a house.

We talked about that.

Yeah, what, you want me
to list these things off?

I would like to have kids
and to go to Europe.

Europe? What the fuck?

I'd like
to see Italy.

Italy?
You're fucking Jewish.

What?

Get out.

Look, honey,
let me... Let me...

Don't touch me.
Get out.

What happened here?
Don't talk to me.

Is this one of those
hormone things?

Beer? Christ's sake, forget
the beer and get in the car!

Only taking
three cases.

That ain't going
to last us till Sunday.

Where's my phone?I put it in the box.

In the box?

Did your mother
take thalidomide?

When?

Get in the car.

Hey, Beano,
Frank is on the phone.

Hey, Fitzie,
come with me.

With French impressionist
painting by Henri Matisse

said to be worth
more than $4 million.

Thieves dumped their car a few miles from the mansion,

then stole another vehicle
before leading police

on a high-speed car chase.

High-speed car chase?
FBI?

What are you,
Burt Reynolds?

W... What about the $4 million,
Mr... Mr... Mr. L... Liar?

What the guy told me
I told you.

I swear to God,
on my mother's eyes.

Your mother's dead,
Beano, so.

The point is, Frank,
we're going to get more money.

Don't worry. Just stay put.
Where are you?

I don't know.
Some house.

...for the past seven years.

It's 18 Beach Road.
Amahonsett.

18 Beach Road.

Got it.

And, Frank, if the FBI
comes down on me...

The FBI's not going to
come down on anybody.

What do they got
to go on, huh?

The only name that checks out
is Beano Callahan.

He's been arrested twice
for fencing stolen goods,

and he's O'Brien's cousin.

It can't be this easy.

No, O'Malley,
you give me a break.

You expect me to authorize
travel expenses

for another Phill-the-Shill
wild goose chases?

The man is dead, O'Malley,
can't you get it?

Sir, I've got information
that the fence is on the move.

I think he'll lead us
to the painting.

You've got to let
me follow them!

You want to go back
to a desk?

No, sir, I don't.

Okay. You got till 9:00 a.m.
Monday morning.

Where's my money,
you asshole?

What?The 50 bucks!

I don't know what
you're talking about?

Listen, douchebag,
I work for these people.

So I know you're not
supposed to be here,

and I know
you took my money.

If I don't get it back
in three seconds,

I'm calling the cops.

One...

Two...

Three.

Money's not in my hand.
You blew it big time.

Go ahead.
Call the cops.

See if I care.

Got any ID?

Uh, ID.

Driver's license?

Come on, I got a kid over
by Sea Cliff Road

says no one's
supposed to be here.

Which shower did Dale say...
I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.

I'm so sorry.

Pardon me.

I didn't know
anyone was here.

We had a report.

Nobody told us.

You know what?
Jeez, that's Dale for you.

Hello!

Hello.

Hi.

Good morning.

Hello, Herbert.

I see you've met Roz

and, uh... Frank.

Frank. They're here for the
weekend. Is there a problem?

We had a report
there were intruders.

No, they're friends
of Dale Jr.

Ah.

Have you caught
that raccoon yet?

We're working on it.

Bye-bye.

Thought you might like
to go sailing.

Yeah...

Uh, we can't go sailing
because, uh...

Roz hates boats.

Frank, I don't hate boats.
You hate the boats.

I don't hate
the boats.

You okay?

Shouldn't have eaten
that celery.

Rain Manand
Terminator 2.

Did you ever see Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

It's great.

Phoebe Cates is in it.

I need the phone.

I got to go. Bye.

What's up?

You found
the raccoon.

Where's that number
Dale Rappaport left me?

The hotel in Chicago?What's going on?

I don't know.
Got a hunch, though.

Just remind him he's overdue
on Basic Instinct.

Mr. Dale Rappaport.

Could you ask him
to call Sheriff Horn?

He knows the number.
Thanks. Bye.

Repeat... The car is
a '69 Chrysler Newport.

Maroon with black top.

Massachusetts license
3-9-1-

tango-2-foxtrot.

They've had this make since
last night. No sign of it yet?

Believe me, they ain't
still driving that car.

They'd have to be
goddamn morons.

You morons, you want food?
We got food.

I'm going to lose control
of my bowels.

I hope this place
is clean.

Clean? We don't give a shit
if it's clean. Look at this.

"Breakfast special... Three
eggs, bacon, home fries."

All for $1.99.

You better start
cutting back.

You're going to take a
heart attack. That's why.

No butter or mayonnaise.
That's the secret to my health.

Oh, no, Beano.

We ain't eaten in 12 hours.
This is inhumane.

I had my heart
set on eggs.

That was a real pisser.

Tomorrow let's get
our gums scraped.

Tonight, the dress?
How do we dress?

Oh, you look great
just as you are.

How about me?

Don't talk to him
like that.

I was trying to be nice,

and you're throwing
attitude around.

I like him, I think
he's a gentleman.

I think
he's an asshole.

I want my money,
numnuts!

Jesus Christ,
who is this person?

Wow.
How'd you do that?

Who was that?
Todd.

That is Todd?

Yeah. You want
to have kids?

Not like Todd,
I don't.

Kids today are on crack, I tell ya.

I don't want anybody
stopping them.

We need
a clear path.

Call the State police
and inform them too.

What? You're not going
to stop them?

Do you have any idea
how much that car is worth?

I know people!
My husband's a lawyer!

There better not be
a scratch on it.

Maybe we shouldn't go
to this party tonight,

you know?

Stay home
and watch television.

I don't want
to stay here by myself.

You know?

Generally, you have a
pretty good time on your own.

Huh?

Generally, you have a
pretty good time by yourself.

Yeah.

Should I be worried?

No. It's fine.

♪ I don't know
What you got

♪ But it sure is
Gettin' to me

♪ Makes the cold night hot

♪ Hot chills just go
Right through me

♪ All the power

♪ Baby, is in your hands

♪ 'Cause you got me hummin'

This is worth a lot.
It's a fur coat.

It's fake fur.
It's faux fur.

Okay.

You got to look at this stuff.
It's very scary.

Why don't you just wear,
like, a sweater...

What's with
the sweaters?

They got money.
They don't need taste.

They're going to see your
underwear if you wear it like that.

♪ At night

♪ I can't go back to sleep

Elton John left his glasses
in the drawer.

Elton John comes out.
He's gay.

They don't care if
he comes out in a dress.

He doesn't come out
in a dress.

If he came out naked, People would
go, "Oh, he's gay, it's fine."

It's a more open thing.

You don't have to be
a homosexual to be open.

I'm not saying...
You know, I... I'm open.

What do you mean?

You know,
I have openness.

Open to what?

You know, ideas, new
experiences, things like that.

Opening my mind
to things.

I don't think we should
go to this party.Why?

You're opening yourself up
for something, you know.

I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.

I'm talking about
personal, innermost...

Was there a thing
on Oprahor something?

All I'm saying is that, Elton
John does not wear dresses,

you don't have to be
a homosexual to have openness,

and C...

I can't find
anything to wear.

What was "C"?

There's no "C."
I can't find anything to wear.

Wow!

♪ You got me hummin'
Oh, oh

♪ You got me hummin'
Oh, oh ♪

What did you decide
to wear?

Wow.

Huh?

You look great.

And this is a very good
look for you, too.

I was actually still
sort of looking for stuff.

Hon, why don't
we stay... Hon?

Honey.

Honey. Honey.

Hon.

♪ You were new in town

♪ I was 19

♪ They called us crazy

♪ Behind our backs

Liposuction,
tummy tuck,

tits, eyes, chin.

The whole package,
100,000.

You tell me.
Do I look 51?

♪ It may be a long shot

♪ We may get lonely ♪

Hi.

What's going on?

Hi.

Feeling better, I see.

Glad you could make it.

We're just trying
to work out what this is.

Piece by a local artist.

Isn't it great?

Looks like a raft to me.

Don't touch it.

It might fall apart.

So can I get you
anything,

a cocktail,
pair of shoes?

Yeah. I'll have
a martini, very dry.

When did you start
ordering martinis?

With or without
an olive?

I'll take it...
I'll take a couple olives.

Do me a favor, Frank,
don't talk.

Who are you trying
to impress?

What?

What, Frank?

Honey.
What?

He was hitting on you
on the boat, wasn't he?

You're drunk.
Just go home.

I've had
three drinks.

Then you're drunk.
Go home.

I can drink, like,
nine martinis.

Then drink them
and go home.

Maybe I will.
Good.

Evan bred that horse.

Yeah?

Looks great.

Great.

You know Donald Trump?

We were at his house
two weeks ago.

No, we weren't.

She doesn't get
along with Marla,

so it was Me and Donald.
Great guy.

He thinks you're an asshole.Oh, yeah? Says who?

Don Johnson.

Oh, yeah? Well,

fuck the two of them.

Excuse us.

See you later.
Take it easy.

Can... Can we just...

This is it. This is
that moment in your life

when you'll look back on it
and you're gonna regret it.

Why are you embarrassing
me like this?

I'm not.
You are embarrassing me.

Double olive.
Jim and Marcy Kellerher,

I'd like you
to meet Roz

and Fred...Frank.

Frank...

Porkavitch.

Porkavitch?

Porkavitch.

Excuse me.

What do you do,
Frank?

You're looking
at it, pal.

I just party, party,
party. That's me.

As a matter of fact,
last week

I was out drinking with,
uh, Tom Brokaw.

Guy loves to drink.
I'll tell you, he really...

Really.

Mm-hmm.

Well, last summer,

James and I went camping
with Dan Rather.

Oh, really?

Well, Roz blew
Peter Jennings. Top that.

Yeah. Yep.

Uh...

See you later.

Rich, pretentious bastard.
Could... Could we... Just...

Frank, would you
do me a favor?

What?

I'm going to talk to Janice and see
if I can stay with her for a while.

But Janice hates you,
though.

No, Frank,
Janice hates you.

You want to go see Cats,
we'll go see Cats.

Frank, it's like talking
to a cross-town bus with you.

You want to know
the problem is?

Here's the problem. I'm
30 years old, you are 35.

We've spent seven years
together,

and what
have we accomplished?

Nothing. We got no...
No house. We got no kids.

We got no money.

And as of today,
we got no car.

I'm sitting here
wondering,

what do you have planned
for the next seven years?

I rest my case.

All right?

♪ Once upon a time

♪ You gave your love to me

♪ Now we've grown apart

♪ Wish I knew

♪ How to love you

♪ Wish I knew

♪ How to make you mine

♪ Seems the harder
That I try

♪ You run from me

♪ Well, I guess I'll

♪ Never hold you again

♪ The times
We shared together

♪ Were like a dream
Come true

♪ But now my life is empty

♪ Without a-holdin' you

♪ My mind is so confused ♪

Hon? What are you doing?

I'm waiting
for a cab.

What, are you...
Painting?

Yep.

Why? Is there a law against
it, Officer Porkavitch?

Well...

I mean,

what do you think,
you just

wake up one day
and start painting?

I mean... You know, you got
to go to school for this.

I mean...

Well, what are you,
uh,

what are you...
painting?

I don't know.

See? That's why people
go to the class and

where you going?

Evan invited me
to go horseback riding.

You're not invited.

Honey, you know, you've been
getting way too much sun.

You're going to get
one of them things.

What things?

Those things
that, uh,

Reagan had
in his ass.

God, Frank, you
are something else.

Uh... Uh!

Okay.

Gah.

Sorry.

Stay,

doggie.

Uh...

Look,

uh...

Hi.

Am I doing
this right?

I kind of feel like I'm
flopping all over the place.

Well,
you are a bit.

Okay. Well,
what do I do?

I got to look good
doing this.

I don't know. You look
pretty good to me.

How do you feel?

I feel, uh...
Come on. Hyah!

I feel pretty good!

Here! Here's your money.

Too bad about
your girlfriend.

Huh?

Girls really like
Mr. Marsh a lot.

What would you
know about it?

A lot, actually.

You want to see?

See what?

Come on.

I don't
believe this!

These things
don't break down.

That's why they
cost so much.

You must've done
something wrong.

Yeah, I did something wrong.
I hired Frank.

Ho-oh. What's this?

I got to feed my fish.
Watch out for snakes.

Oh, no, Beano,
not the truck.

I only left it
for a few minutes.

Well, it was a few minutes
too long.

It's not my fault.
Who'd be stupid enough

to steal
a cement truck?

I always wanted to ride
in one of these things.

Move your legs,
Fitzie.

Watch my balls,
you fag!

I'm not a fag,
I'm just curious.

Shut up!

What do you say we get
some tunes going?

Damn. The radio's broken.

Oh, I didn't go
to college.

Where we're from, you
don't really go to college.

People go to college
from New Jersey.

But in the neighborhood I'm
from, you basically have kids.

You get married,

hang out
in the neighborhood.

You know. You don't
really go anywhere.

How old are you?

None of your business.

You don't ask someone
how old they are.

I think you're the sexiest
woman I've ever met.

You don't get out much,
do you?

What are all
these videotapes?

Those are surveillance videos
of everybody on the island.

I have people
picking their nose,

sitting on the toilet,
having affairs, and farting.

I can blackmail people
beyond their years.

What's going on in here?
This is my friend Frank.

He's staying at
the Rappaports' house.

And why are you here?

Here...
In this room, here?

Um, I'm doing
his resume.

Yeah.

And, um, how long
were you at Burger King?

Two years.

I see.

My nanny.

All right.

There he is.

Look at that
tonsil hockey going on.

When's this from?

Um...
Two summers ago.

Great. A lot of good
it does me.

Oh, this is great!

This is way too easy.

And work out
at the gym or something.

You know.
Girls like muscles.

It was on America Online
a couple weeks ago.

They like muscles
and romantic dinners.

Kid, I'm, like, 35.

Don't you have friends
your own age?

Yeah. I've got
plenty of friends.

Yeah? Where's
your parents?

My mother's in France
with her boyfriend.

And your father?
He's dead.

Oh.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Well,

go eat your dinner.

Okay.

Eat all your spinach.

Girls like guys
with muscles, right?

Yeah, and they also like
romantic dinners, remember?

Here I come, fishies.

Nothing more romantic
than catching your own.

Yep.

Wow.

You can see them.

All right.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Ah...

Damn it.

Shit!

Fuckin' rocks.

Whoa!

Oh.

Come here.

Come... Uh... Here.

Jesus.

Hey,

come on.

Oh, boy.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Easy as pie.

Come on, fishy.

Come on,
little fishy-fishy.

Yeah. Fuck you.

I'll be eating you
in half an hour.

Simple.

Look at that.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Jeez! Aah!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Jesus!

Whoo! Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?
Yeah, pal?

Yeah.

Shit.

Hello.

Hon?

Got a little
surprise for you.

Hi.

What are you doing?
You don't know how to cook.

Yeah? Don't know how
to fish, either, but,

hey.

You don't think this is going
to change anything, do you?

Well... At least
we won't be hungry.

Okay.

This stuff looks
pretty good.

Okay.

All right.

Dig in.

So, uh... When'd you
learn how to fish?

ESPN, you know.
They got a fishing show.

It's, like, a wrist thing.
It's, like, a little whip.

Must've been a...
Bottom feeder.

So... Um...
How's the painting going?

Good. I... I think I'm, uh,
finished, I think.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Well...

What?

Can I see it?

No.

Come on.

Please?

You really
want to see it?

Yeah. I mean,
you know. Um...

What do you think?

Wow. It's, um,

it's unbelievable. I...

Do you like it?

You really
painted this.

Yeah.

Wow.

It's, uh...

I know, I know.
I really surprised myself.

Yeah, I'll bet.

It's a boat, right?
Mm-hmm.

I like the, um...
Blues and the, uh,

greens and,

it's very, um,

messy.

Well, that's not...
That's not the point.

The point is,
how does it make you feel?

Well, it, um,

makes me feel like I...
I wish it was,

a little, um... Neater.

Well, this is my point of
view. This is how I see it.

If that's
your point of view,

maybe you should
get some... Glasses.

I... I'm... Okay, wait.

Sit down
and have some fish.

It was a joke.

Fish.

You know what, Frank?
You are narrow-minded.

You always see things
the same way.

That's why your life
is never going to change.

Okay.

Right. And... And you're
a whole new person

just 'cause you slapped some
paint on a piece of cloth?

No. At least I want
to try new things.

I want to meet
new people. At least,

all you ever do is go
to Breen's and you get drunk

with Tommy O'Shannahan,
and you guys gamble.

That's all you do.

Why don't we ever
go out with my friends?

You know,
you always do this.

You start one argument,

and then in the middle,
you shift gea...

We're talking
about the painting,

and then all of a sudden, we're
talking about your friends.

And?
It doesn't make sense.

It makes perfect sense,
Frank.

It makes perfect sense
to me.

It does?

Yeah.

Right.

Uh, look,

you think you can just,
you know, change overnight?

Is that what you think?

No.

'Cause you can't.

Okay?

You think, like,
just because you take, like,

a... A night course at
some community college

that that... Like that's
going to make you different.

Well, it doesn't,
Roz, okay?

All right?

You know, we're not
like these people.

They have stuff we're
never going to have.

They have these houses.
They have boats.

They have foreign cars.

They got money
in the bank.

You know?

They got privilege...
Connections.

You're a cashier.
I'm a thief, honey.

That's the way it's always
going to be. Okay?

People like us, see,

we don't even win the lottery,
for Christ's sake.

We're born
in little houses,

and we die
in little houses,

and we got to find happiness
somewhere in between.

Well, Frank, if you want
to die in your little house,

you go right ahead, but I
got bigger things planned.

Honey?

Roz,

look. Uh... Uh...

What?

What... I... What I was
trying to say...

Frank, I'm not blaming you,
all right?

I'm blaming me.
I'm blaming me,

because I knew that three,
four years ago,

what I wanted
from life

was completely different
from what you wanted

but every time
I'd try to go,

you'd do something
absolutely great,

and I wouldn't
know how to go,

and now it's made it
all that much harder for me,

Frank, and I can't.
I can't anymore.

Seven Red Sox batters
retired in order...

What the hell
are you doing?

Reading The Bible.

The Bible? Jesus Christ!
Any big revelations?

Haven't got
to that yet.

Hey, Quinn,
bring me a beer!

Get him a beer.

"Out of the heart of man
precede evil thoughts."

The money
they're paying you,

you should get hit
by the pitch.

Beano, when are
we going home?

I got to feed my fish,
and my cat's sick,

and my mom is
kind of missing me.

Why ya here, Quinn?

Huh?

'Cause you drove me?

Oh, my God!

No. Because I promised
your brother

I'd keep you
out of the joint.

Tomorrow at 5:00,
we'll meet the buyer

at that fish plant in
Amahonsett. We get our money.

You'll be home by Monday. You
can feed your little fishies

till their belly bursts.

Hey!

Oh!

You scared me.

Did you cook
her dinner?

Yeah.

And what happened?

Didn't go too well.

Put my big fat foot
in my mouth again.

Hey, could you teach me
how to catch eggs?

That was so cool,
what you did yesterday.

How about tomorrow?

Jeez, I can't.
I have a big day tomorrow.

Come on, please?
Five minutes.

Sorry, I just...

It's okay.

Hey, you should be getting
home, shouldn't you?

It's kind of late.

You sound so much
like my mom.

Sorry.

I'm starving
to death.

There's a fuckin'
headline for ya.

Want me to go
warm up the truck?

Holy shit!

It's a cop car.

We're dead, Beano.
We're dead.

Shut up.
You been dead for years.

Shut up.
When are we eating?

Sh... Oh!

No, Beano! Don't!

No, Beano,
not a cop car!

Tell ya, these
cop cars are great.

Never sat in
the front before.

Okay, okay.EVAN: Move around.

Circle.
That's it.

Move around.

So I don't really understand
the point of this.

Are we trying
to bore him to death?

Is that
the goal here?

No, you're just trying
to exercise the horse.

And do wha...

Mm. Mm.

Oh...

What is it?

Um,

it's, uh,

timing...

I guess. Uh,

you're with the same guy
so many years,

you know, I,

kind of puts a wrench

in the old thing there.

And you know,
I g... I g...

I'm leaving tonight, and
I got... I got a job, and...

I'm a cashier,
and...

I don't want
you to go.

Wow.

You know what?
I... I got to go.

But you know,
I'll call you later.

Yeah, I'll
call you later,

um... And we'll talk.

Roz?

Honey?

Holy shit.

Ha!

Stop it.
That's it. Look.

What?

It's that painting.TODD: So?

So it's stolen.
Guy's an art thief.

I knew he was a liar
first time I met him.

Where's my camera?

This island's great.
Fresh air, and it's so quiet.

We should get
some mopeds.

That ferry
made me queasy.

I think I'm
going to puke.

Wait!

Yes.

Yeah! Yeah!KELLY: Yeah, Beano, go for it!

Ice cream truck!

...house down to the...
To the old boatyard.

And Kenny...
O'Malley. FBI.

Who's in charge?

Hands above your head.

Please?

Oh.
Shh. Shh.

The sheriff's in your house,
and he's got your girlfriend.

Hey, kid.
Do me a favor?

What you've done
is very serious.

Breaking and entering,
trespassing

and I wouldn't be
surprised

if you'd stolen
from them, too.

Excuse me.

Oh. You bet.

He's upstairs.

Hey!

Here's the painting,
okay?

Okay, so?

So, it's...
Stolen.

Says right here,
"Never recovered."

Okay. What?Stolen painting,

his house...

Oh, Frank. I've seen...

I've seen a thousand Mona Lisas,

and I never thought
that they were stolen.

Let's go.

You all right?Fine. I fell myself.

I can take care
of myself.

Pardon me, ma'am.

Yes?

Could you tell us where
there's a fish plant?

Uh, yes,
but it's been closed,

oh, about 23 years now.

Oh, we know that, ma'am.

Uh, but we have some,
uh, business.

What kind of business?

Uh, we're delivering
ice cream.

Takes four of you
to deliver ice cream?

It can get very heavy.

I hope you're not
lifting with your back.

You're supposed
to bend at the knees.

That explains my disk.

See, I've got
this herniated disk.

Will you two cut the shit
and find out where

the fucking
fish plant is!

Language, language.

I've been trying
to tell them.

What is this?
You really like this guy,

or is it money or what?

I don't know, Frank.
He talks to me.

I don't...
He just talks to me.

He listens to me.
He tells me how he feels.

You never, ever
talk to me, Frank.

What do you mean?

I don't feel important
to you, Frank.

I don't.

How could you say that?

I don't feel important.

He makes me
feel important.

When I'm around him,
I feel like

if I left
I'd be important.

I don't feel
important to you.

Well, honey,
I'm not the, uh...

I'm not like

the kind of guy that,
you know

that says a lot
of the stuff that

that I feel, you know.

I mean, stop talking about
the stuff I talk about.

Talk about the stuff
that I do.

Like remember that time
we broke up in '88?

Remember that?

Yeah, Frank.
You agreed to do that.

I know, I know.
I thought it was...

You know...
What?

That it would be good.

We get a little break
and McFadden moved in.

I thought it would be
a big party

and then me
and McFadden chipped in

and we got those, uh,

box seats behind the first base
dugout'cause the Sox were in the playoffs.

Frank, I know all this,
all right?

That's all that you
talked about

the entire summer,
all right? You,

that's one of
the reasons we broke up.

I know, I know.

The tickets
were $2,000.What I'm saying is this,

is that I never
even went.

I gave the tickets
to McFadden's cousin.

I never went.
I never even ended up

watching the games
on TV at the house.

What?
Why didn't you go?

Why didn't you tell me
that you didn't go?

Just fucking baseball,
you know?

Frank.

Come on.

Mm.

Smells delightful
in here.

Did you pick this place?

No. This is the place
he said to come to.

What time is it?

Ten after 5:00.

Who is it?

Frank?

Beano.

You got the painting?

I got the painting,
you scumbag.

Don't bitch at me, pal.

You're the retard that jumped
the gun, screwed us over!

It's 10 after 5:00, Beano.
Where's the buyer?

Why don't you keep your
big mouth shut, sweetheart?

Don't talk to my girlfriend
like that, Beano.

Ex-girlfriend,
thank you.

Eh?

Come on, Frank. Give me it.
I don't want to hurt you.

No, no.Give it, give it!

Give it to me!

Give it back!

Careful. Careful.
It's a priceless masterpiece.

Holy shit!

What was that?

Sounded like a gunshot.

You think we should
go help Beano?

Where's the painting?

Aw. Don't tell me...

Hey. Somebody's coming.

Must be the buyer.

Frank, I'm blind. Frank?

Frank, I'm going
to kill you.

Frank, he locked the door.

Oh, get Frank to open it.

He's good
at that stuff.

Go on.

Move it, move it!

It's raining.

So what?

Okay, okay.

This is way too easy.

Once again,
I do not know this man.

I do not know nothing
about no stolen painting.

I am a businessman
from Boston

here on vacation

on this
beautiful island.

Put him back
in the cell.

I want a lawyer.
I know my rights.

I want to make
a phone call! Oh!

Take it easy with him.

Bring the woman out.

I'm going to remind you
that you may, if you wish,

have legal counsel
present.

If you answer
my questions...

Leave her out of it, she
doesn't know anything.

You shut up.

Your cooperation
will be noted,

blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Now,

what did you do
with that painting?

You can make this
easy on yourself.

Where is the painting?

Okay. Fine.

What were you doing in a
fish plant this afternoon?

She doesn't
know anything.

I told you to shut up,
goddamn it!

Sweetheart...

I've seen guys like this
all my life.

They're all headed
for the same place.

Spending his life pulling
these nickel-and-dime jobs,

waiting for
the big payday.

Well,

this is it.

The big score.

Huh?

Welcome to easy street.

Well, listen to me.

You can piss
your life away

on a small-time loser
like this,

or you can do

what you know
is the right thing.

Now, what do you say,
huh?

Hm?

What are you going to do?

I did it.

I stole the painting.

Roz had nothing
to do with it.

She's too smart.

Actually, she tried
to talk me out of it,

but I wouldn't listen.

So...

I stole the painting
and, uh,

Beano set everything up
with the buyer,

and then the buyer
ripped us off

this afternoon
at the fish plant.

You blabbermouth!

Oh!
Ow-ow!

That's all well and good,
but I still don't have

the painting
or the buyer.

Well,

if she walks,

I can get you
the painting

and the guy
who bought it.

This is really bad.

Hey. Why don't we
do like a,

like a jailbreak?

You know, like in
the cowboy movies?

You know, we could
get a rope,

tie it to the bars,
then pull out.

Beano could come out
the window.

Did your parents hold
you underwater a lot

when you were
a stinkin' baby?

Jesus.

Well, you have
a better idea?

You know...

I've had
just about enough.

Enough of you.

Enough of your
disgusting habits.

I ask you not to curse,
you curse.

Fuck you!

I ask you not to smoke,
you smoke.

I ask you not to pass gas,
all you do...

Hey, I got a gastrotestical
intestinal disease, man!

The question is,

what would Beano do?

He'd be thinking
of his own ass

and getting out of here
as soon as he could.

The selfish midget bastard!

This is ridiculous.

Mr. Marsh is one of the
area's most respected residents

you can't barge in
without a search warrant.

I'll do whatever
the fuck I want.

I'm the goddamn FBI.

Take me to the door,
man, and shut up.

Your call. Princess Caribouor Gremlins.

Hello there.

Sorry to disturb you,
Mr. Marsh.

Agent O'Malley, FBI.

We're investigating
the theft of a painting

in Rhode Island
a couple of days ago.

I wonder if you could
let us in

we can do a quick look
around your house.

Uh... Yeah.

I don't understand.

Where do I fit
into all this?

At this stage,
you don't.

We'd like to eliminate
any likely possibilities.

It's not there.
It was right there.

I saw on the videotape.
Mm-hmm. Right.

It's got to be here.

Okay, Frank.

I've had enough
of this bullshit.

I'm taking you...
Frank, come on, man! Frank!

Frank!

Frank, what are you doing?

You're not getting away,
you know.

There's no way
out of here.

Shit. Not in there.

I'm not trying
to get away.

I'm looking, okay?

Do I look like
I'm trying to get away?

Uh-huh.

Wow.
See?

They're all here, sir.FRANK: What'd I tell you? Huh?

If I missed my guess...

Mm. A Matisse...

Hmm.

Hmm.

Shit.

Reproductions.

Well, yes.

What did you expect?

Would you mind leaving
my house now?

Nice plastering job,
nimrod.

Oh, yes.

These are real.

Congratulations, sir.
You've done it.

You're something else,
honey.

Jeffrey.

I need you now.

I need you now!

Get here now,
or I get another lawyer.

I'm getting
another lawyer.

This isn't a problem, Roz,
I can get out of this.

You are amazing.

You are an amazing piece
of garbage, you know that?

You are.
You know what?

You're worse than Beano and
McFadden and all those guys.

You know why?

Because they might be liars,
deadbeats, and scumbags,

but they'd never pretend
to be anything they're not.

Know what your
problem is?

What?

I get a lot of girls
up here,

wanting to fuck their way
into all this,

but I liked you,
a little,

but you don't know
what you want.

So, you're stuck with your
deadbeat moron of a boyfriend.

I'm sorry, excuse me?

Your boyfriend,
what's his name?

His name is Frank!

Why can't people
remember that name?

What did you
hit him with?

Um, right hook.

So,

how propitious.

I had a hunch once.

A guy robbed an art museum
then faked his own death.

No suspects,

no evidence,

the paintings
never even turned up.

Burke, put Phill the Shill
in the car.

Yes, sir.
Come on, loser.

Sheriff.

Uncuff them.

You got to be kidding.

No. We're letting
them go.

I ought to put you
on the payroll.

Okay.
Here's the deal.

You agree to make a statement
and testify in court,

and we'll drop all
the charges against you.

Here's my card.

9:00 tomorrow morning,

pal.

Thank you very much,
we'll be there.

That means we gotta
get up at, like, 7:00.

How's 10:00?

Frank. Frank.

The next time you pull a job,
give me a call.

The way you work,

you might as well
be wearing a badge.

I think you'd make
a very handsome cop.

Honey.

The key
to catching eggs.

Okay.

Is soft hands, okay?

That's all you
got to remember.

Soft hands.

You know Jerry Rice...
Plays for the 49ers?

Um, yeah.

You know how we catches?

Even on a bullet pass.
Nice, soft hands.

Let it drop. Ready?

Okay.
Okay.

Got it.

Not bad. Not bad.

Okay.
I'm ready.

Now, underhanded.

We need to get
a higher one.

Nice high one.
It's harder. Ready?

Oh.

Ugh.

Yup.

Coming back?

Got to keep
working on it.

Coming back?I don't think so.

But, uh, who knows?

Maybe, if you're ever in
Boston, you can come visit us.

Yeah. That'd be great.

So, I was thinking
that tomorrow morning

after we do
this FBI stuff,

we could go down to your
sister's place, you know?

Make a weekend
out of it.

A little sun,

a little surf.

What?

Do you love me, Frank?

Of course, I do.

All right, then raise
your right hand.

What do you mean?

Just do it.

Like this? Yeah. Like
that. Thank you very much.

Now repeat after me.

I,
Francis Michael O'Brien...

I, Frank O'Brien...

Swear...
Swear...

That I will
get a job,

pay taxes,
and settle down

like a normal
human being.

What kind of job?

Bye-bye.

Okay, okay.

I swear I will
get a job.

Okay?

Promise.

And quit smoking?

Honey,
I quit smoking.

Bye-bye.
Okay, okay.

I will...

"I will..."
I can't hear you.

I swear I will
quit smoking.

On your mother's eyes?

Honey...

Okay.

I swear
on my mother's eyes

that I will do
all the things

that you just
asked me to do.

What?

What?

Sweetie.

Okay, sweetie...

No need to see...
Just kiss me.

Feel your way to the bay.

♪ I could leave you
Like that

♪ Just walk out the door

♪ Never come back

♪ I could stay

♪ For my life

♪ With you by my side

♪ And I might call it

♪ Always

♪ I could ask you to change

♪ To be someone else

♪ The one that I dreamed of

♪ But I

♪ Could hope that in time

♪ We both find our way

♪ At the end of a day

♪ You love

♪ Who you love

♪ And if

♪ The waves

♪ Turns storm of the ocean

♪ And if the skies

♪ Grow dark with rain

♪ We will see it through

♪ Clear waters

♪ If each of us

♪ Gives just a little more

♪ Hey, babe

♪ I could say

♪ That we were through

♪ And just sail away

♪ To find someone new

♪ Oh

♪ All my words

♪ Would be lies

♪ We both know what's true

♪ At the end of the day

♪ You love

♪ Who you love

♪ If the waves

♪ Turn storms on the ocean

♪ And if the skies

♪ Grow dark with rain

♪ We will see it

♪ Through clear waters

♪ If each of us

♪ Can give just
A little more

♪ Oh-uh-huh

♪ Just a little more

♪ Oh, baby

♪ We will

♪ See it through

♪ Clear waters

♪ If each of us

♪ Can give

♪ Just a little more ♪