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Hahaha
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sex! Sex! Sex!
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Do I have your attention now?
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Ladies and gentlemen…
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and those of you who aren't sure
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are you a person like
many of us that dreads
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getting dressed in clothes
that you buy for work?
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And driving through traffic all
day in a car that you pay for -
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to get to the job
you need, so you
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can pay for the car and the
clothes and the apartment
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that stays empty all day so
you can afford to live in it?
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Are you sick and tired of answering to
someone for every decision you make? Haha!
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It is I, your social
media guru and i'm here
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to tell you about the
wave of the future.
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Sign up today. Build your name.
Build your brand.
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Become so famous, you no longer
have to introduce yourself.
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Hahaha!
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One second…one second
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wait for it.
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Wait…
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for it.
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Voila!
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I've been working on it for months.
What do you think?
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It's something to look at.
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Uh.. Dwayne, Dwayne rice.
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Joseph kehr…
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mi casa, es su casa.
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Ah, que bueno. Realmente
mi encanta tu apart-
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I don't speak Spanish.
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Are you sure?
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It's an expression!
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A Spanish expression.
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Yeah man, i'm Jewish.
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Are there a lot of
Spanish in judea?
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Ha. Ha. So, where you from?
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Here… and there.
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Any family?
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No.
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What do you do?
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For a living…?
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Um. Sorry. I was… collecting my thoughts.
I'm an actor.
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Oh. You're an actor?
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My girlfriend was an actress.
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Eh… more like she tried.
I didn't have the stones
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to tell her she was
years passed her prime.
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Every other weekend it was some awful
play or some kickstarter party.
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The last straw was when I had
to drive upstate for 3 hours,
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in the snow, to see some stupid
movie she helped produce.
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It was an hour and a half, of
this pretentious guy, sitting
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in a chair, staring into a
camera, not moving an inch
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or blinking once.
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Slitting wrists, came to mind.
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You sure, you just weren't looking at a
picture of a man sitting in a chair?
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Do you smoke?
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No sir. 52
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do you drink?
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My body is my livelihood.
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Do you have an ID?
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I did have ID…
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but I lost it…
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in a bear fight.
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But, it's okay. We ate
some wolf afterwards.
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Ha.
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So what, you came to New York City to
become some big-shot or something?
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I'm going to become the greatest
actor of this generation.
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… okay
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so, until then how are you
going to make the rent?
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I can hold my own.
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Do you have any records?
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I don't sing.
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Any criminal records.
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Never been caught.
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Well…
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you seem like a
straight shooter.
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Do you have the
security deposit?
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Yes I do.
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Coins? Why coins?
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It's all there… accounted for.
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Actors…
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I mean look at me, i'm in a fucking
wheelchair, man! You got everything!!
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Look what I gotta go around
with, fucking diapers!
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Fucking diapers! I shit
my pants everyday.
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I can't walk. I can't hump. Just go
ahead and kill me you cocksucker!
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Um… mister kehr. Wh-what
the fuck was that?
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My monologue.
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That was your fucking monologue?
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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That was the worst Viggo mortensen
impression I have ever seen.
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If Viggo saw that, he would just fucking
kill himself then turn over in his grave.
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Mr. Kehr acting is not impersonating
another person's work.
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Isn't that exactly
what acting is?
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I teach people to find themselves.
To find themselves in the work.
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To share with an audience,
who they really are.
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To really dig down deep. And share all
their shit. Do you understand that?
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Ahhh…
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ah?
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Mr. Kehr, I asked you what the fuck you
were thinking and all you can say is ah?
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You know that ah, is something to say
to a baby. Right? You would say ah
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to a baby. Have a little conversation
with a baby and you'd say ahhhh.
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Okay, now your smiling. Which is weird.
Why the fuck are you smiling?
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Acting is revealing your soul.
It's showing us how bold you are.
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Working through the blocks and
showing us your fucking balls.
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I've got balls.
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Oh yes! Apparently you
have two more than me.
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Do you wanna be revered?
Do you wanna be respected?
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Do you want to work to be a
fully fledged actor? A wizards
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of the words? A slayer of the slangs?
Is that what you want?
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You wanna be a great
fucking actor?
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I wanna be the greatest.
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Say it louder!
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I want to be the greatest!
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Let it ring in
these great halls!
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I wanna be the greatest!!!
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Nope. Nope. Stop.
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Don't do that.
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You don't bow till
you've earned it.
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What I would like you to do
is to go into your bathroom.
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And I would like you to slap the
living fuck out of yourself.
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And I would like you to
keep hitting yourself
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as hard as you can
until you pass out.
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And then when you've regained consciousness
I would like you to find a play.
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Find a piece of writing that
inspires you and I would like
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you to bring it to class next week.
Because that is theater.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. Um. Patrick
it's me uh, nastya.
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What?
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It's me nastya,
we met on tinder.
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I don't know you…
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oh you motherfucker. You gonna
pretend like you don't know me?
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I'm Joseph.
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I don't give a fuck who you are.
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No one punks me.
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Okay maybe my profile picture is a
few years old. And I gained… five
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alright. Call it 10 pounds.
But I double dare you to
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find someone more beautiful,
bold and ballsy than me.
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I'm waiting.
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Exactly!
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I'm… joseph… kehr.
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You just walk around with a picture
of yourself looking like a refugee?
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It's my headshot.
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Wait… you're an actor?
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Yeah!
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Have I seen you in anything?
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No.
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Never mind, I just-I really thought you
were the guy I was suppose to go out with.
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You were suppose to go out
with somebody at the library?
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Yeah. I mean it's a public place.
I thought it
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would be cute… like a 80's
rom-com kind of thing.
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Is that Hamlet?
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Yeah.
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Oh I love Shakespeare. I actually
majored in english in college.
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Could you give me some pointers?
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Um-what does this word? Tees?
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Um. I believe it, it's.
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No. T'is
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t'is, it's.
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Like it's true.
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What about … twass.
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T'was is it was.
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No. With t, twass
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yeah. Means it was.
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But um - could you give
me some more pointers?
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Sure.
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I'm like really starving
right now though…
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You want… food?
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Yeah…usually like,
you suppose to-
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you wanna go and get
something to eat?
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- Sure.
- What do you wanna eat?
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I don't care.
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Okay.
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Joseph: What should I know about Hamlet?
- Well
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Shakespeare was the greatest
writer of all time.
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Arguably the greatest
British writer of all time.
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Joseph: What do you want to eat?
- Anything.
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Thai? Nah.
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Indian? - Ugh I love Indian,
but I had it twice this week.
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- Chinese?
- Uh no, they cook dog.
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Joseph: Well what the hell do you want to
eat? - Anything, I told you I don't care
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name again?
- It's pronounced nas-tay-ya
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- what is that? Asian?
- Romanian.
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Oh! I love Rome, I plan on dreaming of
going there one day. - No, never mind.
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K-e-h-r
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I don't think I ever not found
someone's entire story online before.
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No Facebook. No Twitter. No Instagram.
No match.Com.
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No Wikipedia. No MySpace.
No nothing.
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Nastya: Hold on a
second, I gotta pee.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!!!
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Ladies room, is that way.
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Uh… i'm transgendered.
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What? - I'm transgendered!
What? You want to see my ID?!
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Uhh… nah go ahead.
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So what were you saying?
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Bro.. What are you doing?!
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Sometimes you gotta lie to
get ahead in this world.
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Kelly: So daddy thought giving this whole
acting thing a shot would be a good idea.
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Especially after all the
drama with my ex, oh my god
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he broke up with me online,
like who does that?
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He posted a picture of him
and his new girlfriend
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with the caption “off to
bigger and better things!”
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Like really? Like how old
are you know what I mean?
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So, I got back at him, I hacked
his account. And I posted a
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picture of his tiny penis with
hashtag #tbt #karmasabitch
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then he blogged about how
i'm crazy and insecure and
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jealous and whatever and
totally left out the fact
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that he cried like a baby
during the notebook and
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ate my ass like it was the last supper.
Here it is.
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How much did you pay
for those headshots?
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Daddy pulled some strings, but
I think it was like $1500
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who took that?
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Qt he's like so hot right now.
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Is that a passport photo?
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Yeah… not only can I book
work but I can travel.
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Hm.. Yeah. Good luck with that.
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No, like qt has like half a
million followers. And he posted
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that picture of me on Instagram
and it got like 100,000 likes.
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What is that?
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Huh?
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Likes? What are likes?
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What do you mean?…
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What do you mean? It's like
the thing online. You post
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something and your friends
and your followers like it…
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what do likes do?
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What do you mean,
what do they do?
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They get you more followers.
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And followers is… good?
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Are you special?
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Ya.
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Ok… um.
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Followers are power, I guess.
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Power…
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well, first you get the followers, then you
get the sponsors, then you get the money.
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How did you get followers?
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I re-tweeted ms. Ireland and told
her to follow me back. And she did.
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Oh my god it made the biggest difference.
I got so many more followers.
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That's how I got my agent.
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You got an agent
from being online?
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Mhmm
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maybe you can give your agent my
headshot and he can represent me.
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I don't really think he's looking
for new clients right now. So…
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oh my god.
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Do you know who that is??
That's Johnny milligan.
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He doesn't know it yet, but i'm going
to have like an army of his babies.
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Like so many, I don't even
have time to name them.
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Like there's one, there's
seven, there's fourteen.
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He doesn't look special to me.
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Are you kidding?! He's been acting
since he was like ten. He's amazing.
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Oh my god I can't believe his in class with
us right now. I have to tweet about this.
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Johnny: Ahhh, yeah right. So
there's a sort of a situation.
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Ahh. So listen, I may or may not
have clogged the toilet. 238
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I did.
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Uh. But whenever you get a chance. I
appreciate it cheers. Joseph: Eh, eh-
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Joseph: I'm not the janitor.
253
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I-i-i'm in the class…
254
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I can't believe he
walked up to you.
255
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I should have asked
him for a selfie.
256
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Professor Payton:
Is everybody here?
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Mister Joseph kehr, are
you ready to wow me?
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To be or not to be
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Joseph: That is the question
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Joseph: Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind to suffer
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the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune-
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stop!
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For the love of fucking god stop.
Um…
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Mr. Kehr…
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what was with the accent?
266
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Authenticity… Shakespeare.
He was British.
267
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Ahh. Ha. Oh my god. Sorry. Yes.
268
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Sorry. My mistake
for stopping you.
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William Shakespeare?
He was British.
270
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William shakespeare… is British.
271
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Did you read the play Mr. Kehr?
272
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Hamlet? The prince of Denmark.
Is not British.
273
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It was a choice.
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Wrong choice.
275
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There are no wrong choi-
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yes! Yes! Sometimes there
are wrong choices.
277
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And that was a wrong choice.
278
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If your argument was authenticity, why
didn't you think to do … a Danish accent?
279
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Better still, why didn't you
learn fucking Danish? 269
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authenticity… I mean one thing
I can actually be thankful for
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is you didn't fucking kill
yourself and than returned to the
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stage to perform in front of
this random group of strangers.
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Bravo!
284
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Congratulations and kudos to
you Mr. Kehr and your… balls.
285
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Your big balls… juicy balls.
286
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Congratulations.
Sit down Mr. Kehr.
287
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Come. Come. Sit down.
288
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Why the fuck are you here?!
289
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No, put your creepy little hand down.
You look like a fucking zombie.
290
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Never mistake motion for action.
- Hemingway.
291
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Have you heard of Hemingway?!
292
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Have you heard of fucking Hemingway?
Oh no. Oh no.
293
00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:51,000
No! 'cuz there is no fucking
hashtag for Hemingway. No!
294
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Why the fuck are you here?!
295
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Did your agent send you? No?
296
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,210
What are you here for?
297
00:25:58,220 --> 00:26:02,180
To add a credit to your fucking stupid
little resume?! Why are you here?!
298
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:05,110
Not everyone can do what we do.
299
00:26:05,111 --> 00:26:07,200
Not everyone can be an actor.
300
00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:12,600
And it's not just learning lines and
reciting them and playing pretend!
301
00:26:12,700 --> 00:26:17,500
It's not! A four year
old can play pretend!
302
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,000
What we do? What
we as actors do!
303
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We breath life into words.
304
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,221
And when I look at
all you assholes!
305
00:26:24,222 --> 00:26:28,109
I see nothing. I see dirt.
I see grime.
306
00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:32,300
If we're gonna do this.
You gotta trust me.
307
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,100
Because we gotta fuck all the
nonsense outta your heads.
308
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:40,113
We gotta syphon out all the bullshit
you've been taught since birth.
309
00:26:40,114 --> 00:26:47,113
You're too tall. You're too stupid.
You're too thin, you're too fat.
310
00:26:47,114 --> 00:26:48,300
You're too ethnic.
311
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:53,222
You're always too something.
312
00:26:53,223 --> 00:26:59,600
If I asked any of you.
What you aspired to be?
313
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You would tell me someone else.
314
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:06,999
None of you would tell me that you wanted
to be you. The best version of you.
315
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,221
No! You'd all say “ I
want to be like de niro”
316
00:27:09,222 --> 00:27:15,114
“I wanna be like meryl streep”!
That's what you would all say.
317
00:27:15,115 --> 00:27:18,700
And fuck them. Fuck them.
318
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,115
Because you know what?
When you see their work
319
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all you see is the
finished product.
320
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,111
You don't see the blood, sweat and
tears they go through to create
321
00:27:29,112 --> 00:27:37,112
that beautiful work. You only see the
glory, so fuck that right off. Okay?
322
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:43,109
If you have fifty million followers that
think you're hashtag fucking awesome.
323
00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:47,113
Doesn't mean it's art. Being
popular doesn't make you talented.
324
00:27:47,114 --> 00:27:55,114
And I am not in the business, i'm not
here to make stupid people famous.
325
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I want fucking truth. Truth
is becoming a rarity
326
00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:02,800
because the lives we create,
they are becoming the reality.
327
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,600
And it's becoming bullshit
328
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,116
I'm sorry.
329
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,116
Was I boring you?
330
00:28:08,117 --> 00:28:10,117
Am I fucking boring you?!
331
00:28:10,118 --> 00:28:12,999
You fucking little cunt!
What the fuck!
332
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,222
Um-no, actually that's me.
333
00:28:16,223 --> 00:28:20,400
- I'm really sorry.
- I just-
334
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,329
No, i'm out of line.
I am way outta line.
335
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:24,208
Because the thing is, it's
just that I forgot this is the
336
00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,109
generation of smart phones and
really stupid fucking people.
337
00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:33,300
Stupid people with the concentration
of little fish, you fucking ass.
338
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,800
Stand up.
339
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:39,221
Stand up!
340
00:28:39,222 --> 00:28:42,400
Now, sit the fuck down.
341
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,117
Stand up!!!
342
00:28:43,118 --> 00:28:46,700
Sit fucking down!!!
343
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,221
Stand up… sit down.
344
00:28:49,222 --> 00:28:54,114
Stand up you fucking cunt.
Sit the fuck down!!!
345
00:28:54,115 --> 00:29:00,300
Well, at least you can
take fucking direction.
346
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,111
You chicken…
347
00:29:04,112 --> 00:29:12,112
you chicken.: Cluck.
Cluck. Cluck.
348
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:19,300
Sit the fuck down. Sit down!
349
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,220
Pretty smart… fucking chicken.
350
00:29:22,221 --> 00:29:26,116
I didn't know chickens
understood english.
351
00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:31,221
If you get your fucking phone out again
I will smash the fuck out of it.
352
00:29:31,222 --> 00:29:36,400
Do you understand?
353
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,118
Do you know who did that
exercise with her students?
354
00:29:40,119 --> 00:29:43,160
Stella adler. The
great Stella adler.
355
00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:47,800
She asked her whole
class to be chickens.
356
00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:51,117
And she told them that a nuclear
bomb was about to drop.
357
00:29:51,118 --> 00:29:56,700
They all ran around wildly, clucking.
From one end of the room to another.
358
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,700
Except for one student.
359
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,222
Who sat on the floor and
started to lay an egg.
360
00:30:02,223 --> 00:30:05,115
Does anyone know who
the student was?
361
00:30:05,116 --> 00:30:06,400
Yeah?
362
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,109
Brando!
363
00:30:07,110 --> 00:30:09,000
You're right.
364
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,116
Marlon Brando. The
great Marlon Brando.
365
00:30:12,117 --> 00:30:15,000
When he was asked
by Stella adler
366
00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,111
why he did that?
367
00:30:17,112 --> 00:30:22,000
He looked her dead
in her eye and said
368
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:29,700
i'm a chicken. What do I
know about nuclear bombs.
369
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,400
In the next few weeks,
370
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,101
I am going to invite
one of my friends, an
371
00:30:34,113 --> 00:30:37,221
industry professional to
come look at a showcase.
372
00:30:37,222 --> 00:30:39,999
And assess your work.
373
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,113
So don't embarrass me.
Don't let me down.
374
00:30:42,114 --> 00:30:45,600
In the meantime, what I
want you to do, is go home.
375
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,117
I want you to think of all the
things that hold you back.
376
00:30:47,118 --> 00:30:50,100
The people who put you down.
377
00:30:50,200 --> 01:01:40,314
That stifle you.
378
00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:53,222
Everything you hold inside you.
379
00:30:53,223 --> 00:30:57,210
Sins you've committed.
380
00:30:57,220 --> 00:31:02,000
Then I want you to come back.
381
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:06,109
I want you start
working on your shit.
382
00:31:06,110 --> 00:31:10,100
Get out of here.
383
00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:24,112
Mr. Kehr.
384
00:31:24,113 --> 00:31:32,113
When you auditioned, we discussed
this was a class you paid for.
385
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,219
Assholes.
386
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:41,708
So like I says, I was
playing with this
387
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,219
marionette, by the coney
island boardwalk - yeah
388
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:47,117
I found it there, right on the
floor, you can't make this shit up.
389
00:31:47,118 --> 00:31:51,300
I love puppets. I love that shit.
- Don't you love playing with puppets?
390
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,117
I love it. They're like people.
391
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:55,118
Hey, whose this fucking guy?
392
00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:59,300
Oh, look at this. He shows
the proper respect.
393
00:31:59,400 --> 01:03:58,620
Shaking the hand.
Yeah I like that.
394
00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:04,700
What are you doing here kid? I told
you this is a easy fucking job, huh.
395
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:11,100
You take the stuff, you go to 50th & 6th
and hand it out. Capiche? Its simple.
396
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,113
What do I do when i'm done?
397
00:32:13,114 --> 00:32:15,109
When you're done?
398
00:32:15,110 --> 00:32:18,460
The fuck? You go home and jerk off.
What do I care
399
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:21,500
what you do when you done.
The hell you asking me for?
400
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,300
Go over there and grab a friggin' bag.
Go see where you gotta go.
401
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:32,500
But, the ad said seeking actors and
performers. When do I perform?
402
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,222
You perform the shit outta it. You hand
the stuff out. Can you believe this guy?
403
00:32:35,223 --> 00:32:39,111
Look at him, he's a Frankie valli looking
motherfucker. - Cockameme shit he's asking.
404
00:32:39,112 --> 00:32:41,116
Go sing a fucking song
when you hand them out.
405
00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:42,222
Get the fuck outta
here, you clown.
406
00:32:42,223 --> 00:32:44,110
Grab a fucking bag.
407
00:32:44,111 --> 00:32:46,999
Go see where you gotta go.
408
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,118
Come on. Go grab a bag.
409
00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:51,400
Do some fucking thing.
- Look at him go.
410
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,114
What a mamon!
- He just walks away!
411
00:32:52,115 --> 00:32:54,103
Eh, you bringing these
fucking mouth breathers
412
00:32:54,115 --> 00:32:56,114
over here!
- Hey! Don't bring this on me!
413
00:32:56,115 --> 00:32:57,200
I had nothing to do with him!
414
00:32:57,210 --> 00:33:01,800
I'm not the one finding this fucking
talent. - I told Johnny to put the ad out!
415
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,000
The bag?
416
00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,116
Behind the garbage.
417
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:10,300
Jesus Christ! Look at this guy!
418
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,130
Joseph: Here?
- He'd get lost on a one way street.
419
00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,140
I don't think he can find
his way outta a paper bag.
420
00:33:14,150 --> 00:33:16,180
Hahaha!
421
00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:17,115
Marone!
422
00:33:17,116 --> 00:33:19,111
A real clown, real clown!
423
00:33:19,112 --> 00:33:22,220
Hurry up! The sale for
followers ends soon!
424
00:33:22,221 --> 00:33:26,200
Hurry up! The sale for
followers ends soon!
425
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,500
Hurry up! The sale for
followers ends soon!
426
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,600
I'll take… one.
427
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,110
Hey! Do I know you?
428
00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:36,600
- I don't think so pal.
- No, no!
429
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:39,100
I think I know you, your face-
430
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,999
nah, I got one of those faces,
you know-: No! No! Hold up!
431
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,115
You look really familiar. Let me
put my finger on this, hold on.
432
00:33:45,116 --> 00:33:48,117
What's your name? 418.
433
00:33:48,118 --> 00:33:49,900
Joseph…
434
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,180
Joseph? Joseph…?
435
00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:55,600
Joseph kehr?! Joe kehr!
Joseph kehr I know you!
436
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,112
I'm Derrick! Eh,
Derrick beaumont bro!
437
00:33:58,113 --> 00:34:00,111
Don't you remember me??
Derrick-: Nah…
438
00:34:00,112 --> 00:34:02,999
we lived together for
like half our lives.
439
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:09,112
Don't you remember Stella violets?
Come on man, Derrick!
440
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,118
Derrick!: Yeah!!!
441
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:13,118
Yeah, I gotta go!:
Wait-where you going man?
442
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:20,220
Dude! What the hell happened to you?
You just disappeared one day.
443
00:34:20,221 --> 00:34:25,114
What are you doing now?
444
00:34:25,115 --> 00:34:27,200
I'm an actor!
445
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:32,400
Nice! Man I always
wanted to be an actor!
446
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,111
What happened?
447
00:34:34,112 --> 00:34:37,219
I grew up…
448
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:40,200
what do you do now?
449
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:45,000
I'm a lawyer.
450
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:47,114
You used to hump walls, man.:.
451
00:34:47,115 --> 00:34:52,109
Well, now I defend
equality and fair justice.
452
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:53,220
You happy?
453
00:34:53,221 --> 00:35:01,221
Yeah. Good health. No bills.
Clear conscious.
454
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,100
Wait! Wait! Come on man.
455
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,110
Work's gonna call me in just a few minutes.
Hold on a second. Let's get a drink.
456
00:35:07,111 --> 00:35:08,219
You work over there?:
Yeah, right over there!
457
00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,999
Listen I gotta go!
458
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,800
I have a meeting…
459
00:35:13,900 --> 00:35:17,800
with Netflix…
460
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:24,117
ha ha ha.
461
00:35:24,118 --> 00:35:27,109
Ha ha ha ha ha.
462
00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:30,800
Oh…
463
00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:36,300
Hello?
464
00:35:36,400 --> 01:11:12,620
Good morning.
465
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:39,220
How can I serve you today?
466
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:41,100
Wha-what are you?
467
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,600
I am icoffee.
468
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,112
Please do not touch me.
469
00:35:46,113 --> 00:35:47,700
I barely know you…
470
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,000
ha. Ha. Ha.
471
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:50,500
What is all that?
472
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,100
That is our selection of coffees
from all over the world.
473
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,116
Dark roast. Light roast. Bold. Regular.
Espresso. Cafe con leche. Vanilla bean.
474
00:35:56,117 --> 00:35:57,548
Caramel. Mocha. Chocolate.
Latte.
475
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,200
Frappaccino. Jamaican blue.
Hawaiian coffee.
476
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,300
Colombian. Ashdlkfsl-
477
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,000
I just want a regular cup of coffee.
Black!
478
00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:04,999
Grande? Venti? Ochenta?
479
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,205
American!
480
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,800
Size, sir.
481
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:09,219
Small? 467
482
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,800
okay.
483
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,219
Okay. One tall. Regular
coffee that will be $6.50.
484
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:18,500
What?! Coffee is a dollar!
485
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,500
Included tax, sir.
486
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,113
It's bean juice!
For Christ sakes!
487
00:36:21,114 --> 00:36:23,300
Shall I terminate the order?
488
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,700
No, listen.
489
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,112
I'm gonna be famous one day…
490
00:36:28,113 --> 00:36:34,500
and you can tell people I drank
coffee here, as sort of a promotion.
491
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,000
You could put my headshot on
the walls or something. Okay?
492
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,200
Ha ha ha ha ha.
493
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,601
We only accept credit,
debit, PayPal, apple pay,
494
00:36:43,613 --> 00:36:47,222
venmo, chase pay, bitcoin,
ious and gooble gabble.
495
00:36:47,223 --> 00:36:49,120
Ious?
496
00:36:49,130 --> 00:36:51,117
Sign below.
497
00:36:51,118 --> 00:36:54,116
One regular tall coffee
for Jose pepe keffer.
498
00:36:54,117 --> 00:36:57,117
It's Joseph kehr, remember that.
499
00:36:57,118 --> 00:37:01,120
Thank you, please come again.
500
00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:03,219
What? I gotta pour the
fucking coffee too?!
501
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:08,219
Cream and sugar on the side.
502
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:16,200
Thank you. Come again.
503
00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:25,140
I gotta see that again.
Ha ha ha.
504
00:37:31,221 --> 00:37:37,999
Ha ha ha!
505
00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:50,110
Ha ha ha. You should see this-
506
00:37:50,111 --> 00:37:58,111
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
507
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,200
Ohh. I gotta share that.
508
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:32,112
Ha ha ha. Sorry chach.
Yah alright?
509
00:38:32,113 --> 00:38:39,113
It's so funny! Ha ha ha!
510
00:39:59,113 --> 00:40:01,111
No.
511
00:40:01,112 --> 00:40:03,115
Why are you calling me?
You know i'm busy.
512
00:40:03,116 --> 00:40:06,200
I have this casting thing today.
513
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:11,700
Yeah. It's like this aids thing.
I don't even know.
514
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,114
: I know you can.
515
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:20,600
I gotta go.
516
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:23,117
Thank you.
517
00:40:23,118 --> 00:40:29,221
Oh.
518
00:40:29,222 --> 00:40:32,110
Okay… he he. Who
took your headshot?
519
00:40:34,300 --> 01:21:08,520
Oh yeah?
520
00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:36,400
Joseph kebb?
521
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:37,110
Kehr.
522
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,600
Kuur?
523
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:39,221
Kehr!
524
00:40:39,222 --> 00:40:43,000
Kehrrrr.
525
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,110
Joseph kerrrr.
526
00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:48,200
Oh! Says you studied
with professor Payton.
527
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:52,600
Yes. I am.: Ha! Isn't she…
528
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,800
so much fun. Isn't she? Ha ha.
529
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:56,111
Yes ma'am.
530
00:40:56,112 --> 00:41:01,800
Well, we are going
to do a quick slate.
531
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,221
Look at the camera
and state your name.
532
00:41:03,222 --> 00:41:06,000
Joseph kehr.
533
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:09,200
Okay. Smile.
534
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,221
Eh. Not so big.
535
00:41:13,222 --> 00:41:17,000
Not…
536
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:22,114
Okay. Can we have you
turn to the left.
537
00:41:22,115 --> 00:41:27,219
Can we have you now
turn the right?
538
00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:32,700
Okay. Great. Thanks.
539
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:39,400
It says here that you
are fluent in French?
540
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,993
I actually have a house in nice.
I absolutely love it there, the
541
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:47,400
language is just so incredible.
The food. The drink-: Oh god
542
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:49,109
what?: You never invited me.
543
00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:53,700
No, it's my husband's family's home.
Uh… I hate them.: Oh really?
544
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,547
They're not very
friendly…: How many times
545
00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:56,110
have you been to my
house in the Caribbean?
546
00:41:56,111 --> 00:41:58,700
No! I know! And I loved your home.
: Yes you did.
547
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,499
: Yes you did love it. You loved it.
I bet. But
548
00:42:00,511 --> 00:42:03,140
they don't take well to new faces.
You know what?
549
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,113
Could we continue?
550
00:42:12,114 --> 00:42:15,111
Um… yeah sure.
551
00:42:15,112 --> 00:42:23,800
Can you say something romantic to
me, in French? For the camera.
552
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,100
Bonjour.
553
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,221
Got anything else?
554
00:42:30,222 --> 00:42:36,122
Je m'appelle… Joseph
555
00:42:36,123 --> 00:42:38,221
okay! Thank you so much.
556
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:41,700
Okay Joseph kehr.
557
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,117
Smile. You got aids.
558
00:42:45,118 --> 00:42:52,600
: Great. Thanks.
559
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:53,220
I got the job!
560
00:42:53,221 --> 00:42:57,400
: Nah.: We'll be in touch.
561
00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,219
So.. You'll call me?
562
00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:03,211
If you get the job,
we will be in touch.
563
00:43:03,212 --> 00:43:06,222
So, i'll wait for your call.
I get the job.
564
00:43:06,223 --> 00:43:13,115
I get-: We have to
make a decision first.
565
00:43:13,116 --> 00:43:20,113
'Kay.: Don't call us.
We'll call you.
566
00:43:20,114 --> 00:43:22,200
Okay.
567
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,999
Thank you.: Thanks
for coming in.
568
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,113
Thank you!
569
00:43:27,114 --> 00:43:31,300
It's nice… coming in here.
: Good. 'kay. Oh-
570
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:38,117
…it's my only copy.
571
00:43:38,118 --> 00:43:40,300
I'll wait for you to call.
572
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,300
Yesss.
573
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,114
You'll let me know…
574
00:43:44,115 --> 00:43:45,116
if I have it…
575
00:43:45,117 --> 00:43:47,116
if I don't have it…
576
00:43:47,117 --> 00:43:52,999
: Right, okay! Thank you!!!
577
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,112
This went well.
578
00:43:54,113 --> 00:43:55,900
Thank you.:.
579
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,117
Off? On?
580
00:43:56,118 --> 00:43:58,222
:Off: On.
581
00:43:58,223 --> 00:44:01,700
On!: On.
582
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:08,000
Yep.
583
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,219
Hey nasties! Did you see that clip? That
was a short film I did a few years ago.
584
00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:35,118
Did you check out
my make up look?
585
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:37,112
If you want a no make
up make up look-
586
00:44:37,113 --> 00:44:40,400
Who the fuck is
knocking on my door!
587
00:44:41,118 --> 00:44:43,113
Who is it?!
588
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,114
: It's me!
589
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:46,200
Who is me?
590
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:47,118
: Joseph kehr.
591
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:49,600
Joseph?-: From the other night!
592
00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:50,115
Joseph kehr?
593
00:44:50,116 --> 00:44:54,500
Uh. Yeah, how do you
know where I live?
594
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,992
: Eh-online, one your pictures
has locations and I clicked on
595
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,200
it. And on the map on a green
dot it led it right over here.
596
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:06,800
Yeah… that's not creepy at all. Sorry
I just think you should leave.
597
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,400
I brought you pizza!
598
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,112
You-you brought what?
599
00:45:10,113 --> 00:45:12,219
I brought you some pizza.
600
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:15,300
How did you know
that I love pizza?
601
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,115
Well, you post about it three, four
pictures online, so I figured you liked it.
602
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,110
Wait a second.
603
00:45:21,111 --> 00:45:26,500
Just a slice? Or a whole pie?!
604
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,400
: A whole pie!
605
00:45:27,500 --> 00:45:32,700
Raise it to the peephole.
606
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,999
My god. I can smell
it through the door.
607
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,115
: They say, pizza is food of the
soul and the stairway to the heart!
608
00:45:40,116 --> 00:45:42,300
Oh gosh, you and
those cheesy lines.
609
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,110
What's cheesy about pizza?
610
00:45:44,111 --> 00:45:48,109
I think we should get
naked and eat pizza.
611
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,222
Yahhh!
612
00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,112
How did you get
250,000 followers?
613
00:46:03,113 --> 00:46:06,111
I started my YouTube
channel a few years ago.
614
00:46:06,112 --> 00:46:08,547
Actually graduated with a
degree in liberal arts,
615
00:46:08,559 --> 00:46:11,500
which is equivalent to not
having a degree at all.
616
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,995
Couldn't find a job. Drowning in debt.
Read online you can
617
00:46:14,700 --> 00:46:17,800
actually post videos doing make up.
I did and people subscribed.
618
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,115
How many videos have you made?
619
00:46:19,116 --> 00:46:24,117
I film about twice a week, so
comes out to 100 videos a year.
620
00:46:24,118 --> 00:46:26,300
For how long?
621
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,221
Six years.
622
00:46:27,222 --> 00:46:30,219
How many videos can
you do about make up?
623
00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:35,117
Well, it's definitely
a young broads game.
624
00:46:35,118 --> 00:46:42,000
But I mean, if I get pregnant, then I
could do videos about like baby shit.
625
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:47,200
'Cuz there's like a huge
market for like new moms.
626
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:48,100
Is that what I should do?
627
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,000
I mean, why are you doing here?
628
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:51,223
What do you mean?
629
00:46:51,224 --> 00:46:56,114
Why are you here? Why do you exist?
What do you want from life?
630
00:46:56,115 --> 00:46:57,222
I want to be the greatest.
631
00:46:57,223 --> 00:47:00,115
Greatest what? Greatest asshole?
Ha.
632
00:47:00,116 --> 00:47:04,114
You can't be the greatest if
no one knows who you are.
633
00:47:04,115 --> 00:47:05,220
What are you saying?
634
00:47:05,221 --> 00:47:07,800
How do you plan
on getting there?
635
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:13,300
There's seven billion people
on this planet. Seven billion.
636
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,100
How many of them are
actually famous? 636
637
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,116
how many? A thousand?
638
00:47:18,117 --> 00:47:22,110
What kind of odds are that?
639
00:47:22,111 --> 00:47:25,220
Joseph: Eh I don't-
that's .0001 percent.
640
00:47:25,221 --> 00:47:30,221
Are you that special? That unique?
That perfect?
641
00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:33,300
I don't think so.
642
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,300
How do you expect to
become the greatest?
643
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,999
Buy more followers?
644
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,600
Okay, that's a cheap
way to do it, but no!
645
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:42,109
Get a role in a big movie?
646
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:47,222
Say, yes and the movie's crap.
Box office bomb. Then what?
647
00:47:47,223 --> 00:47:52,111
I'm not talking about in n' out fame.
I'm talking about the “27 club”.
648
00:47:52,112 --> 00:47:53,220
What's the “27 club”?
649
00:47:53,221 --> 00:47:56,110
Joplin. Morrisson. Hendrix.
650
00:47:56,111 --> 00:47:57,400
Oh.
651
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,500
How about “timeless fame”?
652
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:04,117
What's “timeless fame”?: Marilyn
Monroe, James dean… Michael Jackson.
653
00:48:04,118 --> 00:48:05,110
Yeah…
654
00:48:05,111 --> 00:48:08,117
okay. How about the fuckfaces?
You've heard of them right?
655
00:48:08,118 --> 00:48:12,000
Ha. Ain't nobody ever not
heard of the fuckfaces.
656
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,219
Okay. So how do you
think they got famous?
657
00:48:14,220 --> 00:48:16,118
Eh… fucking?
658
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:19,221
Controversy! It's that simple.
659
00:48:19,222 --> 00:48:24,100
I mean… I can only
speak on my behalf but
660
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,999
i'm-I can't say that i'm that
special to be that famous.
661
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,219
What are you saying?
662
00:48:29,220 --> 00:48:31,100
I'm saying…
663
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,115
what if…
664
00:48:34,116 --> 00:48:39,500
we did a… we did a sex tape.
665
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,000
Porn?
666
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:44,300
No, not porn. It's classier
than porn, you know?
667
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,100
A film that celebrates
our bodies.
668
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,109
Huh?
669
00:48:48,110 --> 00:48:50,109
I mean, unless you
don't wanna do it.
670
00:48:50,110 --> 00:48:52,601
I could always find someone
else to do it with. I just
671
00:48:52,613 --> 00:48:55,115
think it'd be a great
opportunity for you, you know?
672
00:48:55,116 --> 00:48:57,656
Unless… I don't know. I
mean I don't think it's
673
00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:00,220
that big of a deal. I
mean we just did it.
674
00:49:00,221 --> 00:49:03,600
It's gonna be on the Internet.
And everyone's comes across
675
00:49:03,612 --> 00:49:07,200
it. Like literally everyone
cums across it. Get it?
676
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:08,500
How?
677
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,992
Well, my agent used to produce porn.
He came to me
678
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,200
with the idea after I
couldn't book any real jobs.
679
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,999
It's not that crazy of an idea.
680
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:21,116
I mean, we just did it. Except this time
we do it in front of a camera.: Mhmm…
681
00:49:21,117 --> 00:49:22,115
who cares what people think.
682
00:49:22,116 --> 00:49:26,114
Morality is always negotiable.
683
00:49:26,115 --> 00:49:30,100
You want people to be
so obsessed with you.
684
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,118
You want people to
smell how you smell.
685
00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:36,222
Eat how you eat. Look how you look.
Dress how you dress.
686
00:49:36,223 --> 00:49:44,223
Smile like you smile…
687
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,115
You're gonna express yourself
verbally, physically.
688
00:50:03,116 --> 00:50:08,219
However you want.
689
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:11,112
As long as it's honest.
690
00:52:14,221 --> 00:52:21,114
Come back.
691
00:52:21,115 --> 00:52:25,115
Professor Payton:
Joseph you can do this.
692
00:52:25,116 --> 00:52:28,112
I have a meeting with Netflix.
693
00:52:43,100 --> 00:52:45,500
Hello.
694
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,800
Have you thought
about what I said?
695
00:52:47,900 --> 00:52:48,109
Hello?
696
00:52:48,110 --> 00:52:52,980
I spoke to vonrich. He thinks
it's a great idea. Do you realize
697
00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:56,110
that this could broaden our fame
and make us a shit ton of money.
698
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,113
We need to do this asap. So,
what are you doing tomorrow?
699
00:53:00,114 --> 00:53:02,556
Oh yeah, tomorrow i'm gonna
be pretty busy, you know I
700
00:53:02,568 --> 00:53:05,210
have a meeting with Netflix
in the morning, so sorry.
701
00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:09,100
Ha. Okay Joseph listen to me. The
publicity for this is going to
702
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:13,220
be huge. And the timing is just
right because of your qt movie.
703
00:53:15,180 --> 00:53:17,109
: We need to do this
before that starts.
704
00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:21,980
I need you to meet me at my
agent's studio. Remember
705
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:25,110
what I said? Do you want
to be the greatest or not?
706
00:53:25,112 --> 00:53:30,500
This is the stepping
stone that you need.
707
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:38,600
You don't have to thank me yet,
just bring me some flowers.
708
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,999
: Selfie inception.
709
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:56,000
Hey!: -Can you!
You're in my selfie!
710
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,500
My favorite youtuber!
711
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,221
Vonny!: Nastya!
712
00:54:02,222 --> 00:54:06,220
Are you ready?!:
713
00:54:06,221 --> 00:54:13,400
Almost… let me introduce
you too..Joseph
714
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,109
Joseph?
715
00:54:16,113 --> 00:54:20,111
Why are you dressed like a
used car salesman?: What?
716
00:54:20,112 --> 00:54:23,999
What is that boy's name?
Meh… you! You!
717
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,113
You! I know you hear me!
718
00:54:29,114 --> 00:54:31,100
Oui?
719
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:34,111
Get him a suit, a real suit.
720
00:54:34,112 --> 00:54:36,222
One from my collection.
721
00:54:36,223 --> 00:54:40,600
This whole look… can't work.
722
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:43,117
Laquelle?
723
00:54:43,118 --> 00:54:44,114
Hm?
724
00:54:44,115 --> 00:54:45,221
Laquelle?
725
00:54:45,222 --> 00:54:53,222
Oh right! Right! Bring the red jacket and
white pants… i'm feeling old school.
726
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,219
Okay…
727
00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:03,222
so… how does this work?
728
00:55:03,223 --> 00:55:05,700
I'll show you how it works.
729
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:13,800
Honey? Mhmm. Come follow me.
730
00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:25,110
Soon as we finish filming,
i'll vault the footage.
731
00:55:25,111 --> 00:55:30,114
But the main thing is when you
finished filming that qt movie.
732
00:55:30,115 --> 00:55:33,219
You know, during the promos?
733
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:38,300
I'll go get access to some
of the great porn companies.
734
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:44,999
And dangle it around.
They're gonna eat it up.
735
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,700
: Are you okay honey?
736
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,116
No, it's… I get a
little nervous.
737
00:55:48,117 --> 00:55:52,110
Oh no don't worry, it's probably a little
gas. Don't be shy just let it out.
738
00:55:52,111 --> 00:55:57,800
We'll lit a match.
739
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,109
: No, it's just
don't hold it in.
740
00:55:59,110 --> 00:56:02,112
That shit'll kill you.
Never hold in a fart.
741
00:56:02,113 --> 00:56:04,219
…okay.
742
00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:07,113
Thanks… It's just..
743
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:09,222
I don't really get nervous.
744
00:56:09,223 --> 00:56:12,221
I…i… what are people
going to think?!
745
00:56:12,222 --> 00:56:14,700
: What are people going to think?!
What are they going to think?
746
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,109
They're gonna think like “ohhh
she made something of herself”
747
00:56:17,110 --> 00:56:21,800
look how many people adore her.
Celebrate her. How much money she got.
748
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,997
She got her own talk show…
she has her own this
749
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:29,900
and her own that! That's
what people gonna think.
750
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:36,000
What if I wear a mask? I can be
like the banksy of sex tapes!
751
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:42,110
Hahahaha! No honey! They got
to see your money makers!!!
752
00:56:42,111 --> 00:56:43,220
Is that for me?!
753
00:56:43,221 --> 00:56:45,999
: So…
754
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,109
: How rated x are we
gonna go with this?
755
00:56:49,110 --> 00:56:51,654
: Remember how saturated the market is.
If we're gonna make
756
00:56:51,666 --> 00:56:54,221
a splash we gotta be willing
to go all the way with it.
757
00:56:54,222 --> 00:56:56,000
Joseph: Well… what'd
you have in mind?
758
00:56:56,100 --> 00:57:00,219
We're gonna set up an act. Two moderately
attractive people with so-so fame.
759
00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:03,111
But we gotta make sure
the content banging!
760
00:57:03,112 --> 00:57:05,114
I mean relentlessly fucking hot!
761
00:57:05,115 --> 00:57:07,113
I mean something to
make the japs go crazy!
762
00:57:07,114 --> 00:57:11,000
Maybe some dominatrix shit.
763
00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:13,500
Ahh… some pegging.
764
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,221
Umm.. Maybe a little urine play.
765
00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:18,113
What the fuck?!: Well how many views
will something like that get?
766
00:57:18,114 --> 00:57:21,110
I-i… I don't feel good…
767
00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:23,545
hey look, look stop being
so dramatic. Maybe
768
00:57:23,557 --> 00:57:26,300
you want to stay a little
later and you know…
769
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,450
try to approach the world
record for gang bangers.
770
00:57:29,570 --> 00:57:32,109
You know they doing that
right across the hall.
771
00:57:32,110 --> 00:57:34,600
What's the record?
772
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:38,115
Blanco jamaica…
921 penetrations.
773
00:57:38,116 --> 00:57:39,219
That's a lot of dicks.
774
00:57:39,220 --> 00:57:41,999
Ha! You telling me.
775
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,800
: Is she famous?
776
00:57:44,900 --> 00:57:47,500
Course she's famous. World wide.
Well she can't
777
00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:50,114
walk right anymore,
but she's the champ.
778
00:57:50,115 --> 00:57:53,100
Would you ever consider
doing something like that?
779
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,489
You fucking try stuffing
a thousand limp dicks
780
00:57:56,501 --> 00:57:59,999
into fucking your ass
not my fucking pussy!
781
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,220
Hey we can do that.
782
00:58:01,221 --> 00:58:03,117
Eh.. No. 774
783
00:58:03,118 --> 00:58:08,400
i- okay no. I think… i'm not..
I just can't do this.
784
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,400
I just need a few minutes.
785
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,100
Okay. Sure.
786
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,221
But
787
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:16,110
time is clicking.
And time is money.
788
00:58:16,111 --> 00:58:18,700
And money is money.
789
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,000
And so on and so on.
790
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:31,100
I'm not fucking doing this shit!
791
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,117
Can you imagine world champion?
Ha-ha!
792
00:59:09,118 --> 00:59:11,999
Just shut the fuck up.
793
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,700
I'm just suggesting.
794
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,999
Just shut the fuck up.
795
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,114
Think about it, who would ever challenge
you? You'd be famous forever.
796
00:59:21,115 --> 00:59:23,600
Ha-ha.
797
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:26,600
I don't know what
I was thinking.
798
00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,116
Who am I?
799
00:59:28,117 --> 00:59:31,117
Like who am I?
800
00:59:31,118 --> 00:59:35,110
What the fuck am I doing?
801
00:59:35,111 --> 00:59:40,500
I'm better than this.
802
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,495
It's like you said.
There's 7 billion on the
803
00:59:43,507 --> 00:59:47,700
planet… are we really that
special to be famous?
804
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,700
I know what I said Joseph.
805
00:59:52,800 --> 01:00:00,800
Listen, just relax and let's just go
back in there … and do this thing.
806
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,700
I'm not gonna do it.
807
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:08,300
I'm not doing the sex tape.
808
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,110
What are you talking about?
809
01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:12,118
Are you not listening?
810
01:00:12,119 --> 01:00:16,112
You… convinced me to be here.
811
01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:20,109
Think! About the benefits.
812
01:00:20,110 --> 01:00:27,600
It's like you said. We did it before. It's
just this time it's in front of a camera.
813
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:30,300
Don't you get it?
814
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,500
This is not me.
815
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,300
This is not me!
816
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:41,115
I've been living in a constant
cycle of bullshit this whole time.
817
01:00:41,116 --> 01:00:44,999
Who am I if I do this?
818
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,000
How is this serving my
purpose on this planet?
819
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:53,400
If I do this, i'll lose
every part of myself.
820
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:58,117
I'll just be a nothing.
Like a fucking nothing. 812
821
01:00:58,118 --> 01:01:06,118
just another pair of tits online.
813.
822
01:01:07,110 --> 01:01:12,111
I mean, you don't have to do…
this if you don't want to.
823
01:01:12,112 --> 01:01:16,400
I don't need your permission.
824
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:17,999
Just go.
825
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,111
What?
826
01:01:19,112 --> 01:01:23,118
I'm done with you! Fuck off.
827
01:01:23,119 --> 01:01:24,115
What do you mean?
828
01:01:24,116 --> 01:01:29,300
I'm done with you! Just leave!!!
829
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,114
You shouldn't say
things like that to me.
830
01:01:30,115 --> 01:01:31,999
I'll say whatever I want.
831
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,113
No. You shouldn't say
things like that to me.
832
01:01:34,114 --> 01:01:37,600
I'm bored of you.
833
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:44,200
You're a fucking pussy. What
kind of man are you anyway?
834
01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,700
How did your selfie come out?
835
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:47,800
What?
836
01:01:47,900 --> 01:01:51,112
I mean you just look so pretty.
I just-: What's wrong with you-
837
01:01:51,113 --> 01:01:54,111
get the fuck off of me-
838
01:01:54,112 --> 01:01:56,117
get the fuck-
839
01:01:57,222 --> 01:02:00,113
Relax… relax. Relax.
840
01:02:00,114 --> 01:02:05,112
How come you don't have any
pictures of me on your profile?
841
01:02:05,113 --> 01:02:07,113
Hmm? How come?
842
01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:11,220
Let's take a picture. Let's
take a picture together okay?
843
01:02:11,221 --> 01:02:13,600
Look at me..
844
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,222
Look at me. You looking?
845
01:02:16,223 --> 01:02:19,112
Smile.
846
01:02:19,113 --> 01:02:21,110
Smile!
847
01:02:21,111 --> 01:02:22,114
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
848
01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:23,116
That's a good one!
849
01:02:23,117 --> 01:02:31,117
Smile harder! Let's
see the teeth!
850
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,600
That's a good one!
851
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:39,800
I'll send it to you!
852
01:02:39,900 --> 01:02:40,111
Where's nastya?
853
01:02:40,112 --> 01:02:42,700
I don't know.: What do ya mean?
854
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:47,112
She left.: Are you
fucking kidding me?!
855
01:02:47,113 --> 01:02:49,115
: What's this? It's my headshot.
856
01:02:49,116 --> 01:02:51,109
Don't do that.: Don't do what?
857
01:02:51,110 --> 01:02:54,700
The thing all actors do.
858
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,220
I wanted to ask you about… that movie
you're producing.: What about it?
859
01:02:57,221 --> 01:02:59,700
Is there a part for me?: No.
860
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,300
Wait!: They're all local hires.
861
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,111
: Uh. We're shooting
in cancuncanca.
862
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:08,200
I looked up your work. You seem to use
the same actors. Where's the risk?
863
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:13,222
The risk? The risk is I blackball you and
your girlfriend, you fucking ingrate.
864
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:18,109
Ha ha. I can see why you
don't win any awards. Ha ha.
865
01:03:18,110 --> 01:03:21,102
: Who said I want any awards?
Everyone wants to win
866
01:03:21,114 --> 01:03:24,117
awards. Everyone wants to be
respected and recognized.
867
01:03:24,118 --> 01:03:29,600
: Only care about two things. My time,
my money and you wasted both of it.
868
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:33,600
He he… I just need a chance.
Please.
869
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:34,220
: Look. Please!
870
01:03:34,221 --> 01:03:37,109
Look… okay.: One chance!
871
01:03:37,110 --> 01:03:43,114
Everyone wants to be somebody's
discovery, not nobodies charity.
872
01:03:43,115 --> 01:03:47,400
: Got an agent?
873
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,115
: Look.
874
01:03:49,116 --> 01:03:52,156
Tell you what, after
you finish that qt
875
01:03:52,168 --> 01:03:55,219
movie, you stop by my
office and we'll talk.
876
01:03:55,220 --> 01:03:59,101
: Right now? I need you
to go find nastya so we
877
01:03:59,113 --> 01:04:03,600
can shoot this movie and
make some serious money.
878
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:06,500
: Okay?
879
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,112
Now go ahead. Get out.
Hey wait a minute-
880
01:04:09,113 --> 01:04:13,115
: Is this my jacket? Is this my
fuckin' jacket? Don't touch me!!!
881
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:37,800
Hey nastya, it's me Joseph.
882
01:04:41,117 --> 01:04:49,117
I just wanted to say…
883
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:53,115
I just wanted to…
884
01:04:53,116 --> 01:04:56,700
say…
885
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,114
did you get a chance
to post that selfie?
886
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:15,221
Hello?
887
01:05:15,222 --> 01:05:21,117
Yes?
888
01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:29,118
Yes I am.
889
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:42,600
Johnnie: Right back at you guys!
Cheers!
890
01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:43,114
Break a leg everyone.
891
01:05:43,115 --> 01:05:47,600
Oh you from the class?
892
01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:51,300
Did they call you in for this?
Huh…
893
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:59,400
break a leg….
894
01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,221
Hi.: I have aids.
895
01:06:13,222 --> 01:06:15,117
Hi Joseph, thanks
for coming back.
896
01:06:15,118 --> 01:06:17,400
I have aids.
897
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:18,117
No, not yet.
898
01:06:18,118 --> 01:06:20,115
First we have to
do a quick slate.
899
01:06:20,116 --> 01:06:28,116
Tony?: Yep. Good to go.
900
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:34,100
Um. I'll read with you. Let
me know when you are ready.
901
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:38,300
I have aids.
902
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,300
Ready?
903
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,600
I have some troubling news.
904
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:48,400
The blood test came back…
you are HIV positive.
905
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:53,113
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
906
01:06:53,114 --> 01:06:57,200
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
907
01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:00,000
Tony: Ha ha. I'm sorry.
Ha ha.: Shhhhh.
908
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:01,117
Shhhhh. Tony: Okay. Okay.
Sorry. Sorry.
909
01:07:01,118 --> 01:07:04,114
We're sorry. We
can take another.
910
01:07:04,115 --> 01:07:09,600
Tony: Yeah we're good to go.: Don't worry
about it Joseph we can take another.
911
01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,118
Tony: Ha ha. : Stop it.
912
01:07:10,119 --> 01:07:14,000
Okay? You can start reading.
913
01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,800
Ready?
914
01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:20,400
I have some troubling-i'm sorry.
915
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:24,219
Could you delete that? I made a mistake.
Tony: It's okay, we're gonna cut over it.
916
01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:28,700
Tony: In post… okay….
917
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,551
Ready? I have a some troubling...
i'm sorry! Could
918
01:07:30,563 --> 01:07:33,118
you just delete that! I don't
want it on the record.
919
01:07:33,119 --> 01:07:35,130
No. No one's gonna see it.: I
don't want it on the record.
920
01:07:35,140 --> 01:07:37,109
I made a mistake. So could
you just-Tony: Dude. Dude.
921
01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:42,800
Uh. Joseph-Tony: If it's about acting.
Just relax.
922
01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:44,800
Let it happen.
923
01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:46,222
Don't worry about this shit we're
gonna cut over it.: Yeah. Please.
924
01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:49,118
Yeah.. Step back a little so we can
get you.: Step away from the camera.
925
01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:51,116
Get a good shot of you.:
The button's right there!
926
01:07:51,117 --> 01:07:55,112
Tony: Dude watch what you're doing dude!
Watch it man!
927
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:57,700
Hey! Hey! Calm down!!!
: I need this.
928
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,200
I…
929
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:04,400
I… have… aids.
930
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,999
Aids!!!!: Get him outta here!!!
931
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:12,000
I … have …: Get him outta here!
932
01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:16,800
Oh my god: Go!
933
01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:21,118
I have aids!: Lock it! Lock it!
934
01:08:24,115 --> 01:08:27,700
So, how'd the audition go?
935
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,114
It went… really, really well.
936
01:08:29,115 --> 01:08:31,222
So you, ah… have the part?
937
01:08:31,223 --> 01:08:34,219
I'm pretty sure I got that part.
Pretty damn sure.
938
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:37,221
So… you have the rent money?
939
01:08:37,222 --> 01:08:39,117
I gave you the rent money.
940
01:08:39,118 --> 01:08:40,115
No you didn't.
941
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,490
Yes I did! Remember that
time, at that place
942
01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:44,600
over there with the guy?
And that thing.
943
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:46,000
I think i'd remember that.
944
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:47,545
You remember the skinny
guy with the bald head
945
01:08:47,557 --> 01:08:49,112
with the speech impediment
and the funny ears?
946
01:08:49,113 --> 01:08:51,222
What?! No! I don't
remember any bald guys.
947
01:08:51,223 --> 01:08:55,700
Alright, alright relax. Give me a
week, i'll get you money, alright?
948
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,495
What? Why do you have paper
on the windows?: I need it
949
01:08:57,507 --> 01:09:00,600
to be darker to work, I
needed it to be concentrated.
950
01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:04,700
Now I need my money! Alright, give me
a week i'll get your god damn money.
951
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:07,110
I don't care-you don't fucking care?!
You fucking care now?!
952
01:09:07,111 --> 01:09:10,113
You gonna give me the money? Huh? I
need $500! You gonna give me $500?!
953
01:09:10,114 --> 01:09:13,110
I-i-I don't lend
money to friends.
954
01:09:13,111 --> 01:09:15,999
We're not friends.
955
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,999
We're not?
956
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,500
No.
957
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:25,112
You're nuts!
958
01:09:25,113 --> 01:09:32,999
And scene…
959
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,800
You're getting bigger.
960
01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:50,112
Thank you.: You got
that cake, okay!
961
01:09:50,113 --> 01:09:52,549
Thanks daddy, i'm just
trying to be like you,
962
01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:55,800
you know.: Hey, let's
work out right here.
963
01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:57,470
Babe, i'm super excited
about tonight. This
964
01:09:57,590 --> 01:09:59,109
restaurant i'm taking you
to is very, very nice.
965
01:09:59,110 --> 01:10:02,400
Yeah?: I know we haven't gone out in
a while and it's really my fault.
966
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,546
: It's true. But I feel
like i'm really gonna
967
01:10:03,558 --> 01:10:05,110
make it up to you tonight babe.
I really do.
968
01:10:05,111 --> 01:10:10,111
: Babe! I'm a let you finish, but
there's something I gotta tell you.
969
01:10:10,112 --> 01:10:11,220
So, you know the
other night, right?
970
01:10:11,221 --> 01:10:16,999
Well, he came through the window and
went underneath the sheets, and….: Who?
971
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:20,300
I didn't want to tell you, but
he started tickling my toes…
972
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,600
wait, who the fuck is tickling
your toes?: And I was like ah
973
01:10:22,612 --> 01:10:25,219
ah ah, ain't nobody gonna be
tickling my toes but my man.
974
01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:27,220
Tom, who the fuck is
tickling your toes??
975
01:10:27,221 --> 01:10:31,200
I'm sorry okay? Don't
make me say his name.
976
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:32,800
Freddy?…
977
01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:33,996
: Yeah Freddy. Is that
why he called you at 3
978
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:36,700
o'clock in the morning?
I knew that was him.
979
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,500
He has a medical condition!: No!
He has insomnia! Why the fuck
980
01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:40,116
is he calling you at 3 o'clock
in goddamn the morning, Tom?!
981
01:10:40,117 --> 01:10:42,603
Insomnia is the leading cause
of strokes, look it up Steve.
982
01:10:42,615 --> 01:10:45,113
Pick up a book. Read something!:
I ain't picking up shit.
983
01:10:45,114 --> 01:10:47,545
I ain't picking up shit! Next
time he calls you at 3 o'clock in
984
01:10:47,557 --> 01:10:49,999
the morning, i'm gonna beat the
shit outta him. You understand-
985
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,109
oh my god-:
986
01:10:55,110 --> 01:10:59,100
Honey, do you have any change?
: No.
987
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,991
This poor, poor man. He's sick.
He's broke and he is
988
01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:05,300
deaf. Come on, just give
him a dollar for his card.
989
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,548
This “poor, poor man”? Look
hair on point, eye brows on
990
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:10,115
fleek. Look at him, outfit yeezus like.
He is not homeless.
991
01:11:10,116 --> 01:11:14,113
Stop it. He is very, very sick.
Just give him whatever you have.
992
01:11:14,114 --> 01:11:17,116
Look you feel so bad, you
give him your money. Okay?
993
01:11:17,117 --> 01:11:22,600
Um. I only have credit cards,
you think he'll take that?
994
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:25,100
Yeah! And he's gonna swipe his ass with it.
That's what he's gonna do.
995
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:28,990
Maybe! Look it up Steve, homeless people in
Sweden carry credit card readers all the
996
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:33,200
time! Hello! Because no one Carrie cash
anymore. Excuse me sir, do you take credit?
997
01:11:36,116 --> 01:11:38,219
He's deaf… remember?
998
01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:44,114
Ha-ha! Oh my god. I forgot. Uh…
999
01:11:44,115 --> 01:11:47,221
i'm sorry.: Look captain
obvious it's a scam, okay?
1000
01:11:47,222 --> 01:11:49,156
They're called mole people.
Cameramen followed
1001
01:11:49,168 --> 01:11:51,114
them around-: He don't
look like no mole.
1002
01:11:51,115 --> 01:11:54,116
It's a scam Tom, okay?!
1003
01:11:54,117 --> 01:11:55,219
Yeah, you know it all. Pfft.
1004
01:11:55,220 --> 01:11:58,222
I do. I ain't giving him-stop it.
Have a heart.
1005
01:11:58,223 --> 01:12:00,602
This man is sick, all
he needs is some money,
1006
01:12:00,614 --> 01:12:03,500
stop acting like money
don't grow on trees!
1007
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,118
It doesn't Tom!: Come on, it's paper!
Hello?
1008
01:12:05,119 --> 01:12:07,112
What the fuck-Tom!
1009
01:12:07,113 --> 01:12:11,101
If you give him anything above a dollar.
I'm seriously gonna be
1010
01:12:11,113 --> 01:12:15,113
upset!: Stop acting like you don't
got money to cut that beard!
1011
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:19,111
Here you go sir.
1012
01:12:19,112 --> 01:12:23,116
Oh, you just gonna take it all?:
1013
01:12:23,117 --> 01:12:29,600
Don't you feel good about yourself now?
Take your wallet.: Fuck that.
1014
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:33,114
: See you made him happy.
1015
01:12:33,115 --> 01:12:35,109
: It's okay sir. It's
gonna be alright-
1016
01:12:35,110 --> 01:12:40,109
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
1017
01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:48,110
Oh hell no!
1018
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,115
I guess you can say that-fuck!
1019
01:12:54,116 --> 01:12:56,220
Shit. Um.
1020
01:12:56,221 --> 01:13:00,300
Um…: Ha ha ha ha ha.
1021
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,115
So I guess you could say
that…: Hahahahaha!!!!
1022
01:13:04,116 --> 01:13:09,115
Shit-um compensating
for the fact that he-
1023
01:13:10,117 --> 01:13:12,112
And that ha-ha-ha!
1024
01:13:12,113 --> 01:13:16,999
Boys and girls and those of you that
do not know! That is live theater!
1025
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:21,222
Bravo! Bravo! Ha ha ha.
1026
01:13:21,223 --> 01:13:26,112
Sorry mate, do you mind? I have a meeting
with the studio right after. Cheers.
1027
01:13:26,113 --> 01:13:30,500
Come on, sit down.
Go ahead, sit down.
1028
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,109
Okay yo man! I gotta
tell you something!
1029
01:13:32,110 --> 01:13:34,114
Me? I'm a fucking jedi-fighter.
1030
01:13:34,115 --> 01:13:37,115
I'm fucking serious yo! I got a jedi
name and everything. I got powers!
1031
01:13:37,116 --> 01:13:41,104
I got a lot of powers. But I can't
use my powers for bad. Or else
1032
01:13:41,116 --> 01:13:45,116
I gotta wear one motherfuckin'
mask like Darth Vader, you know.
1033
01:13:45,222 --> 01:13:47,103
Wear a fuckin' mask, I
don't think that shits
1034
01:13:47,115 --> 01:13:49,700
will fly too good in the
city, is all i'm saying.
1035
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,996
But I got these powers, why the fuck
am I gonna waste my powers against
1036
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,800
fuckin' clown Jimmy, Jose, ra-ra. I
can't take risk to lose my powers.
1037
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,115
By accidentally doing bad against them.
But, yo here's the thing.
1038
01:14:01,116 --> 01:14:03,980
If you and me was to
just got out as friends.
1039
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:05,104
And someone tried to mess with you.
Someone
1040
01:14:05,116 --> 01:14:09,116
tried to do you harm. You better believe
i'd use all my jedi powers against them.
1041
01:14:10,221 --> 01:14:14,990
Even if they took my ass
to jail, fuck it man. I'd
1042
01:14:14,111 --> 01:14:18,100
give you money first so you
could go and eat shrimps!
1043
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,113
: Okay? Professor Payton: Bravo!
It was great, great work!
1044
01:14:21,114 --> 01:14:29,114
Joseph? You're up.
1045
01:14:31,111 --> 01:14:36,113
Break a leg mate!
1046
01:14:36,114 --> 01:14:40,219
To be or not to be,
that is the question.
1047
01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:45,110
Whether 'tis nobler
in the mind to suffer
1048
01:14:45,111 --> 01:14:47,545
the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,
1049
01:14:47,557 --> 01:14:50,300
professor Payton: Excuse
me i'm sorry, who are you?
1050
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,116
Hamlet…
1051
01:14:52,117 --> 01:14:55,116
: Joseph are you
on fucking crack?
1052
01:14:55,117 --> 01:14:57,546
: How arrogant can you be?
You don't get more
1053
01:14:57,558 --> 01:14:59,999
than two lines in without
breaking concentration?
1054
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:00,115
: Where's your commitment?
1055
01:15:00,116 --> 01:15:03,200
I am committed.: No you're
not, you're not committed.
1056
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:04,114
I am committed.: No you're not!
1057
01:15:04,115 --> 01:15:08,800
: You broke character, you concentration
and you broke the scene no!
1058
01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:10,118
I never break character! I am committed!
I am Hamlet!
1059
01:15:10,119 --> 01:15:12,551
I'm not in the scene
with you, so why would
1060
01:15:12,563 --> 01:15:15,700
you respond that way?
It's fucking stupid.
1061
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:16,118
Wait, wait, wait a minute!: No!
1062
01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:19,300
I am not going to wait for you!
1063
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,545
I'll tell you why. Because
what I am asking you
1064
01:15:22,557 --> 01:15:26,109
to do, i'm not asking
you to build a rocket.
1065
01:15:26,110 --> 01:15:29,110
It's not brain surgery!
It's simple.
1066
01:15:29,111 --> 01:15:34,117
Commit. One hundred percent. That
is all I am asking from you.
1067
01:15:34,118 --> 01:15:37,220
You know, you have the
audacity to stand on my stage!
1068
01:15:37,221 --> 01:15:39,118
:Oh for fuck's sake. I'm
getting a headache!
1069
01:15:39,119 --> 01:15:44,112
: Ohhh, here we go. I just want to punch
someone in the fucking face right now!
1070
01:15:44,113 --> 01:15:47,700
I'm getting a headache with
you right now, alright?
1071
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,300
: Really? I'm sorry.
1072
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,115
I have some problems.: We've
all got fucking problems!!
1073
01:15:52,116 --> 01:15:56,220
I've got problems! She's got problems!
He's got problems!
1074
01:15:56,221 --> 01:15:59,400
: He's got problems! I
have some problems!
1075
01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:02,114
Problems? Are also the solution.
1076
01:16:02,115 --> 01:16:04,460
What more do you want from me?
What do you
1077
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:06,000
want from me?!: Tell me
that you understand-
1078
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:09,111
: I want you to be fucking honest.
I am honest.
1079
01:16:09,112 --> 01:16:16,000
Well, not I don't
believe-: Fuck you!
1080
01:16:16,100 --> 01:16:20,000
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.: No. No.
1081
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,223
It's just… i'm having some trouble here.
: No. No.
1082
01:16:22,224 --> 01:16:28,112
I'm having-: Denial. Denial.
Denial. De-fucking-nial.
1083
01:16:28,113 --> 01:16:31,200
I just had a fight
with my girlfriend.
1084
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:34,110
: No fucking wonder!
You're fucking insane!-
1085
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:36,930
I was suppose to be in this movie.
I was suppose
1086
01:16:36,105 --> 01:16:38,990
to go to cooncancanka
and shoot this movie.
1087
01:16:38,111 --> 01:16:40,990
But I beat the producer half to death.
I stole
1088
01:16:40,111 --> 01:16:42,111
his clothes that's why
I look like this.
1089
01:16:42,113 --> 01:16:47,999
Oh for fuck's sake! How are you feeling
in this moment, be fucking honest.: I am-
1090
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,100
just be honest, how
are you feeling?!
1091
01:16:50,110 --> 01:16:56,500
I feel like coming down there,
and ripping your face off.
1092
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,109
Hahaha.: Am I suppose
to be scared right now?
1093
01:16:58,110 --> 01:17:01,112
No! Hahahaha.
1094
01:17:01,113 --> 01:17:04,103
Ah.. I feel like coming
down there, really, really
1095
01:17:04,115 --> 01:17:07,117
right now, and ripping
your fucking face off.
1096
01:17:07,118 --> 01:17:11,115
I feel like coming down there and
ripping your fucking face off!
1097
01:17:11,116 --> 01:17:13,112
Hahahahaha!
1098
01:17:13,113 --> 01:17:17,221
I'm gonna come down there and rip
your fucking face off. Hahahahahaha.
1099
01:17:17,222 --> 01:17:23,222
You've got more! Fucking give it to me!
Fucking give it to me! Give it to me!!!!
1100
01:17:23,223 --> 01:17:28,000
I am showing you! What do you want for me?!
: The truth!
1101
01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:29,999
I am showing you the truth!
: Who-
1102
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,111
I was abandoned! I
am an orphan!!!
1103
01:17:32,112 --> 01:17:39,200
: Who holds you back?
Everyone!!!
1104
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:42,115
No bad Mr. Kehr,
how do you feel?
1105
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:45,219
: You feel alright? Feel
like coming down there
1106
01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:47,999
yeah… sure. Okay.
1107
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,219
Listen to me, listen to what
i'm trying to get you to do.
1108
01:17:51,220 --> 01:17:53,800
Okay?
1109
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,222
You keep blocking, you
keep pushing stuff down.
1110
01:17:56,223 --> 01:18:00,600
I need everything to be
there alive within you.
1111
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:04,400
Unless you understand
that, within yourself.
1112
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:07,500
You'll never understand
a character.
1113
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,110
Do you understand?
1114
01:18:09,111 --> 01:18:11,115
You know, a teacher is
not just a teacher.
1115
01:18:11,116 --> 01:18:15,104
A student? A student is not just a student.
People aren't just fucking people.
1116
01:18:15,116 --> 01:18:19,116
And whether it was something from the
past, the present or the future.
1117
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:30,800
Unless you put you, into every
single character… we got nothing.
1118
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:37,700
I really want you to go home tonight,
I want you to think about the work.
1119
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,500
And I want you to come back
next week for showcase, yeah?
1120
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,300
And trust me.
1121
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:48,114
Trust me.
1122
01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:55,116
I really think for you,
it'll be worth it.
1123
01:18:55,117 --> 01:19:03,117
Bravo! Mr. Kehr.
1124
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:17,990
: What's up guys? I'm Barbara g. And
I got the scoop for you with a side
1125
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:22,200
of oh-my-god. Today we are talking
about what is hot and what's not.
1126
01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:26,210
Speaking on what's not, former child actor
Johnnie milligan, whose long battled
1127
01:19:26,222 --> 01:19:28,210
with drug abuse and
rumors of homo sexuality,
1128
01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,222
is now attempting
a major comeback.
1129
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,993
Bugsy: This is your life. No one
is coming to save you. Take
1130
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:44,500
100% responsibility. Solidify
your digital presence today!
1131
01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,500
This is your life! No one
is coming to save you! Take
1132
01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:50,117
100% responsibility! Secure
your digital presence!
1133
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:54,109
Build your following by paying
for exposure! Only $500!!!
1134
01:19:54,110 --> 01:19:57,653
This is your life. No one
is coming to save you! Take
1135
01:19:57,665 --> 01:20:01,219
100% responsibility. Secure
your digital presence.
1136
01:20:27,119 --> 01:20:31,103
No one is coming to save you! Take
100% responsibility. Secure your
1137
01:20:31,115 --> 01:20:35,110
digital presence. Build your
following by paying for exposure.
1138
01:20:35,111 --> 01:20:36,115
Only $500!
1139
01:20:36,116 --> 01:20:39,549
Build your following by paying
for exposure. Only $500!
1140
01:20:39,561 --> 01:20:43,500
This is your life. No one
is coming to save you.
1141
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:47,600
Take 100% responsibility.
Secure your digital presence.
1142
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:55,700
Build your following by paying-
1143
01:21:14,223 --> 01:21:17,111
happy anniversary baby!
So, what'd you think?
1144
01:21:17,112 --> 01:21:23,113
Are you kidding me? $300 a plate for that?
A bummy tuna tar-tar salad?
1145
01:21:23,114 --> 01:21:26,500
I mean the main course
was two scallops.
1146
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,100
Well, my farquaar was divine.
1147
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,200
Ha! It's foie-gras
1148
01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:33,500
no, like lord farquaad.
1149
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,700
It's foie-gras.
1150
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,112
Foie-gras?
1151
01:21:36,113 --> 01:21:39,221
You have to have a little ummpf, if we're
eating at these restaurants darling.
1152
01:21:39,222 --> 01:21:43,116
Foie-gras!: Faw gwaw
1153
01:21:43,117 --> 01:21:45,111
I like that, foie-gras.: Hmm..
1154
01:21:45,112 --> 01:21:46,116
Interesting. A little hmm-
1155
01:21:46,117 --> 01:21:49,100
give me that bag! I need that!
1112
1156
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:52,400
oh it's about to go down!
You fucked up right there!
1157
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:54,492
Baby! Get the shank out! Get
the hairbrush. Put this
1158
01:21:54,504 --> 01:21:57,300
around his mouth! He is
going to sleep right now!
1159
01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:00,600
I need this!: Oh my god?
Oh my god!
1160
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:02,220
I think I know who this is!
: This motherfucker?
1161
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:06,111
- It's the “ I got aids guy!
- Rey misterio?!
1162
01:22:06,112 --> 01:22:10,999
What?!: We're huge fans, my man!
1163
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,110
Let's take a polaroid. Hold on,
watch my hair, ha ha.: Selfie!!
1164
01:22:13,111 --> 01:22:16,221
Babe! Um. You're choking
him…: Oh, i'm sorry.
1165
01:22:16,222 --> 01:22:18,118
Everyone say, “we got aids!”
1166
01:22:18,119 --> 01:22:21,600
“We've got aids!!!”
1167
01:22:21,700 --> 01:22:26,000
Ohhh. Classic. Let's get dessert.
: Oh my god. What a dick.
1168
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:30,109
: Of course.
1169
01:22:30,110 --> 01:22:31,116
Have you seen this shit?!
1170
01:22:31,117 --> 01:22:35,300
It already has a million
hits on YouTube.
1171
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:36,993
You know you having a bad day,
when you have people laughing
1172
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:39,600
at you.: “Your blood test came
back, your HIV positive.”
1173
01:22:39,700 --> 01:22:44,109
Look at this bitch. She can't
help her self.: Allahakbur!
1174
01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:48,000
: Ha ha.
1175
01:22:48,100 --> 01:22:51,400
I can't, this is horrible.
This is fucking terrible.
1176
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:55,109
My mother has seen this video, my grandma.
Everybody has seen this video already.
1177
01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:59,980
I got friends after friends,
tagging me to all the
1178
01:22:59,110 --> 01:23:03,110
videos on Instagram. On
Facebook.: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
1179
01:23:20,113 --> 01:23:23,220
: That's it, his career is over.
His career is basically shot.
1180
01:23:23,221 --> 01:23:25,111
: Like that's it.
1181
01:23:25,112 --> 01:23:30,114
: Seriously this video is everywhere.
There are ton's of memes about him now.
1182
01:23:30,115 --> 01:23:32,114
: Yeah. It's over.
1183
01:23:32,115 --> 01:23:34,600
It's your girl Barbara
g, and i'm proudly here
1184
01:23:34,612 --> 01:23:37,109
to announce the newest
Hollywood trend is in.
1185
01:23:37,110 --> 01:23:41,600
Lucky for me, i've been on the ball
since day one! You guessed it.
1186
01:23:41,700 --> 01:23:43,600
: Gapped teeth motherfuckers!
1187
01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:45,996
What was once considered
undesirable, is now the it thing,
1188
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,800
rich bitches are currently
trying to cosmetically alter.
1189
01:23:49,900 --> 01:23:52,110
Now, i'd like to say I paved
the way for this sensation.
1190
01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:55,100
But. I've got to give props to
those gents and dames before me.
1191
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:58,493
I'm talking about l fish,
k moss, Woody h and
1192
01:23:58,505 --> 01:24:02,700
e wood. And my personal
favorite, uzo aduba.
1193
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:04,113
Bugsy cloverdale: What
are you waiting for?
1194
01:24:04,114 --> 01:24:08,700
The days that break you, are
the days that make you!
1195
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:16,800
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
1196
01:25:27,150 --> 01:25:30,600
Patience conquers destiny.
1197
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:34,111
And today, is the day that
we've all be working towards.
1198
01:25:34,112 --> 01:25:37,115
Professor Payton: I have invited
an industry professional.
1199
01:25:37,116 --> 01:25:42,400
My friend qt, an award winning
director, writer, producer.
1200
01:25:42,500 --> 01:25:47,116
Who is casting his latest film,
is going to view your work.
1201
01:25:47,117 --> 01:25:51,800
: So, let the games begin.
1202
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:59,900
: Remember whatever
happens, happens-
1203
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:07,110
Except for you. Go, go.
1204
01:26:07,111 --> 01:26:09,220
Go.
1205
01:26:09,221 --> 01:26:13,114
Go.
1206
01:26:13,115 --> 01:26:21,700
I'm not kidding, go.
1207
01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:32,999
Spent eight in chino,
got two years left.
1208
01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,400
Uh… 14 months and 10 to go.
1209
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,111
Ah. Most have done
some bad shit, right?
1210
01:26:38,112 --> 01:26:41,999
It was all a misunderstanding.:
Misunder-two years for a misunderstanding?
1211
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,200
: Heh, what are you in for?
1212
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:48,109
I stole a car stereo.
1213
01:26:48,110 --> 01:26:50,221
: I had to pay off
a gambling debt.
1214
01:26:50,222 --> 01:26:54,110
In Vegas, cops chased me
all the way thru barstow.
1215
01:26:54,111 --> 01:26:58,117
Crossing state lines, is a
federal offense my friend.
1216
01:26:58,118 --> 01:27:00,800
You a thrill seeker?
1217
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:01,222
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
1218
01:27:01,223 --> 01:27:04,100
You know, when I was a teen.
1219
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:07,990
I used to run a chop shop
retagging cars to Russia
1220
01:27:07,111 --> 01:27:10,220
before I got into the market.
Now I get paid to steal.
1221
01:27:10,221 --> 01:27:14,221
I-I once knocked over this
check cashing shop in queens.
1222
01:27:14,222 --> 01:27:19,219
Me and these guys dressed
as cops, as black cops.
1223
01:27:19,220 --> 01:27:21,400
We had all those
movie magic makeup.
1224
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:23,547
Like these mission
impossible masks, we were
1225
01:27:23,559 --> 01:27:26,112
in and out without a
single shot fired.
1226
01:27:26,113 --> 01:27:28,700
Yeah but you got caught, right?
1227
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,600
Hey! We in the same
cell, you and I.
1228
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:31,117
We ain't the same.
1229
01:27:31,118 --> 01:27:34,111
I studied in schools,
you failed the streets.
1230
01:27:34,112 --> 01:27:38,200
I'm groomed for success, you're
a by-product of poverty.
1231
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:45,117
I-I heard that a, you absconded with umm….
18 or 19 million dollars.
1232
01:27:45,118 --> 01:27:49,220
From some charity, some fucking
kiddie cancer charity. Is that right?
1233
01:27:49,221 --> 01:27:51,116
Eh, I don't know what
you talking about.
1234
01:27:51,117 --> 01:27:53,300
You don't know what
i'm talking about?
1235
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,219
You ain't no fucking
gangster, man.
1236
01:27:55,220 --> 01:28:00,100
You... you're fucking playing
pretend… look at you.
1237
01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:03,500
You lie about who you are because
you can't fucking deal with it.
1238
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:05,549
Pussies lie because they
ain't got the balls to be
1239
01:28:05,561 --> 01:28:08,115
real with who they are and
show the fucking world.
1240
01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:15,999
The real you… the real you is ugly and
scared. That's the reason you're here man.
1241
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,111
You don't know me.
1242
01:28:17,112 --> 01:28:19,500
I know you! I know you!
1243
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:20,994
I fucking know you better
than you know yourself.
1244
01:28:21,600 --> 01:28:23,600
You're the-you're the fuckin...
you're the….
1245
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:25,547
The kinda guy who gets tossed
around here like a fucking
1246
01:28:25,559 --> 01:28:28,110
bucket of fried chicken in here.
Everyone get's a piece.
1247
01:28:28,111 --> 01:28:30,115
: Fuck you man! Yeah. Fuck you man.
Fuck me? You're not my type.
1248
01:28:30,116 --> 01:28:32,110
: Ha ha ha. Shut the fuck up.
1249
01:28:32,111 --> 01:28:35,600
: Denial! It's not a
pretty look for you.
1250
01:28:35,700 --> 01:28:37,110
Shut the fuck up.:
Fuck you motherfucker-
1251
01:28:37,111 --> 01:28:43,000
: 10 fucking years! 10 fucking
years i've been in here!!!
1252
01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:45,993
Seconds feel like fucking
hours, hours feel like days,
1253
01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:49,800
days feel like months, feel
like a fucking eternity!!!
1254
01:28:49,900 --> 01:28:51,115
Ten years?! I've been in prison
my whole fucking life!!!
1255
01:28:51,116 --> 01:28:53,117
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
1256
01:28:53,118 --> 01:29:00,700
Ohhh boo-fuckity-who “my life is a
prison!” you've got no fucking clue man.
1257
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,222
I have no idea who I am.
1258
01:29:02,223 --> 01:29:06,103
I've given myself over to people
who say “come here!” “fly over
1259
01:29:06,115 --> 01:29:10,600
here”, “sit here”, “eat this”, “look
at the camera” “fucking smile”!
1260
01:29:10,700 --> 01:29:15,700
I'm the fucking toy that the kids got
bored of and threw the fuck away.
1261
01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:19,117
And that was success! I Rose
to the fucking top with that!
1262
01:29:19,118 --> 01:29:25,100
The fall from up there, man. Is much
harder than you could fucking imagine.
1263
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,999
'Cuz I had nothing
afterwards, nothing.
1264
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,110
Half of my friends, my
childhood friends are dead.
1265
01:29:30,111 --> 01:29:34,110
From natural or unnatural causes,
it's not a fucking difference really.
1266
01:29:34,111 --> 01:29:38,220
I made a career… a
fucking career.
1267
01:29:38,221 --> 01:29:43,600
Most my life was just living
out other people's fantasies.
1268
01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:46,116
Never! Never once
knew who I was.
1269
01:29:46,117 --> 01:29:48,219
So don't tell me-
1270
01:29:48,220 --> 01:29:54,500
I know who you are! I
know who you fucking are!
1271
01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:55,993
I know who you are better than
1272
01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:58,400
I know myself. What's
more tragic than that?
1273
01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:01,300
: Right?
1274
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:06,600
: Why do you think i'm in here?
1275
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:14,700
Self understanding is the path to my glory.
Nothing more, nothing less.
1276
01:31:59,800 --> 01:32:00,200
: Hey!
1277
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:01,219
Jesus!: Can I get an autograph?
1278
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:09,113
Oh shit! How do you
know where I live?
1279
01:32:09,114 --> 01:32:11,220
Johnnie milligan.
1280
01:32:11,221 --> 01:32:15,115
Actor, artist, human being.
1281
01:32:15,116 --> 01:32:18,103
Who's life was tragically
cut short by one of the
1282
01:32:18,115 --> 01:32:21,114
most bizarre drug overdoses
as far as i'm concerned.
1283
01:32:21,115 --> 01:32:25,117
All of us here consider this a great
loss to the entertainment industry.
1284
01:32:25,118 --> 01:32:28,110
Although johnnie's death
was ruled a suicide-
1285
01:32:28,111 --> 01:32:32,990
investigators have re-opened
his case as new evidence
1286
01:32:32,111 --> 01:32:36,111
suggests possible foul play.
Tune in for more details.
1287
01:32:40,111 --> 01:32:44,219
Hi! I'm Harley Gonzalez and today
we're here with Joseph kehr
1288
01:32:44,220 --> 01:32:47,160
the big star of the
movie dante's inferno.
1289
01:32:47,170 --> 01:32:49,111
: I'm an admirer of your work.
1290
01:32:49,112 --> 01:32:50,116
: Hi! Same here.
1291
01:32:50,117 --> 01:32:52,109
Thank you for coming.
1292
01:32:52,110 --> 01:32:54,100
Thank you for having me.
1293
01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:58,200
: Thanks, let's get started.
Okay? Alright…
1294
01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:01,221
when you look back on your life, what
did you reflect on?: I don't look back.
1295
01:33:01,222 --> 01:33:03,112
Hmm. Okay.
1296
01:33:03,113 --> 01:33:07,101
Uhh let's talk a little bit about the film.
What was it like filming it.
1297
01:33:07,113 --> 01:33:11,113
I haven't had the chance to see it,
please tell us little bit about it.
1298
01:33:13,111 --> 01:33:16,219
It's a movie…: Okay.
1299
01:33:16,220 --> 01:33:20,114
: It's a movie? And i'm in it.
1300
01:33:20,115 --> 01:33:23,549
That's a great answer. Umm.. You
said you established yourself
1301
01:33:23,561 --> 01:33:27,600
in the Hollywood game, what
else do you want to achieve?
1302
01:33:27,700 --> 01:33:31,222
You know, well i've always said I
wanted to be the greatest actor.
1303
01:33:31,223 --> 01:33:35,109
Meh I can… still achieve that.
1304
01:33:35,110 --> 01:33:37,219
Those are some pretty
big shoes to fill.
1305
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:41,700
Well I got some pretty
big feet to fill 'em.
1306
01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:43,220
Um... : He he he.
1307
01:33:43,221 --> 01:33:49,600
:ln one of your quotes you've said-
well I take each day as they come.
1308
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:52,115
Umm.
1309
01:33:52,116 --> 01:33:53,605
You said you've studied
with professor Payton-
1310
01:33:53,617 --> 01:33:55,117
: Eh hold on, you
got something here-
1311
01:33:55,118 --> 01:33:57,114
uhhh… that's fine… ummm
1312
01:33:57,115 --> 01:33:59,155
you said you've studied
with professor Payton,
1313
01:33:59,167 --> 01:34:01,219
let's look at your
professional background.
1314
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:04,200
How much of your success
do you attribute to her?
1315
01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:07,118
See you keep wanting
to go backwards.
1316
01:34:07,119 --> 01:34:09,600
See i'm trying to go forward.
1317
01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:11,550
You gotta go forward.
You gotta go left,
1318
01:34:11,562 --> 01:34:14,117
right, left, right.
That's how you progress.
1319
01:34:14,118 --> 01:34:17,111
Right, but they go hand in hand.
: What does?
1320
01:34:17,112 --> 01:34:20,999
The past and the future.
1321
01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:22,999
Is that like a Chinese pro-verb?
1322
01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:31,000
How did it feel to be on of the last actors
to work with the late Johnnie milligan?
1323
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:37,220
I remember working with him,
1324
01:34:37,221 --> 01:34:42,000
and thinking wow.
1325
01:34:42,100 --> 01:34:43,117
You know?
1326
01:34:43,118 --> 01:34:49,116
I'll never be as
good as that guy.
1327
01:34:49,117 --> 01:34:55,222
No matter how hard I worked
and how hard I tried.
1328
01:34:55,223 --> 01:34:59,300
It's unfortunate he's
no longer with us.
1329
01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,220
And I don't have to compete
with him anymore, so… he he he.
1330
01:35:01,221 --> 01:35:06,115
: Okay.
1331
01:35:06,116 --> 01:35:14,116
I'm just gonna take
off your glasses.
1332
01:35:17,116 --> 01:35:19,300
Okay…
1333
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:21,999
I'm a really big fan.
1334
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,300
You know…
1335
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:27,117
i'm actually an aspiring actress myself,
i'm going to usc soon. I'm really excited.
1336
01:35:27,118 --> 01:35:33,700
I'm like, you know in this weird in-between
place. Do you have any advice or-
1337
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:39,110
stop talking.
1338
01:35:39,111 --> 01:35:45,700
Don't worry i'll green screen
most of it, like qt does.
1339
01:35:45,800 --> 01:35:46,221
I know it's just you and I.
1340
01:35:46,222 --> 01:35:51,100
But guess what? We're
making a movie!
1341
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:58,300
And yes! The
universe has a plan.
1342
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:04,100
That's as long as it goes?
1343
01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:07,800
Let me just take this hair
off real quick, alright?
1344
01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:16,200
Coming!
1345
01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:17,600
: Hey! How are yah?
1346
01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:19,700
Uh.. Good.
1347
01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:23,109
I'm just gonna give
you guys a moment.
1348
01:36:23,110 --> 01:36:26,113
He's a real talker.
1349
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:29,118
: After you summer-field.
Thank you partner, chap!
1350
01:36:29,119 --> 01:36:32,999
:That's my partner in crime.
1351
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,222
Whoa!: Wow!
1352
01:36:34,223 --> 01:36:36,999
Look at you!
1353
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,700
Hey! Sorry to bother you.
1354
01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:43,700
I am really sorry to bother you! See I
just wanted to come in here and just-
1355
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:44,602
ask you for your autograph.
You see, because
1356
01:36:44,614 --> 01:36:46,219
we just started
working on this film.
1357
01:36:46,220 --> 01:36:49,118
You don't mind, do you?
1358
01:36:49,119 --> 01:36:50,222
It's why I do this.
1359
01:36:50,223 --> 01:36:53,600
Hey!!!
1360
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:56,118
What a nice guy! There you go,
look at that there.: Wow.
1361
01:36:56,119 --> 01:37:01,118
Just sign that for us.
1362
01:37:01,119 --> 01:37:06,100
Thank you. Thank you.
1363
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:10,100
What a great smile! Doesn't he? Great
smile this guy.: Wow, yeah look at that.
1364
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:14,113
Ohhhh! Look at that there!
: Wow!
1365
01:37:14,114 --> 01:37:17,220
Whew! That is some beautiful
penmen-ship.: Jesus.
1366
01:37:17,221 --> 01:37:20,200
What do you think about
that summer-field?: Lovely.
1367
01:37:20,300 --> 01:37:25,300
Yeah? Oh i'm sorry I didn't introduce you,
this is my partner summer-field.: Yeah.
1368
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:26,999
You want one too?
1369
01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:27,222
Hahahahaha
1370
01:37:27,223 --> 01:37:30,111
: You want an autograph? Ha ha ha.
Fuckin' guy right here! Ha ha ha.
1371
01:37:30,112 --> 01:37:32,654
: Summer-field don't want
no autograph, summer
1372
01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:35,220
field is more of a selfie type of lady.
You know?
1373
01:37:35,221 --> 01:37:37,111
But getting back to this
penman-ship now, : Yeah.
1374
01:37:37,112 --> 01:37:42,000
This is some beautiful, beautiful
penman-ship. Isn't it?:.
1375
01:37:42,100 --> 01:37:45,100
Right? It's on point.
: Yep. Yeah.
1376
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:48,100
You know what? You should be a writer.
: Yeah.
1377
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:51,220
You really should-
: Storyteller.
1378
01:37:51,221 --> 01:37:56,117
There you go again! You should
be a story teller.: Ha ha.
1379
01:37:56,118 --> 01:38:00,115
Like the way you keep telling that
story to everyone around town.
1380
01:38:00,116 --> 01:38:03,800
I want to hear that story.
1381
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:04,110
What story?
1382
01:38:04,111 --> 01:38:07,113
The one with you and Johnnie.
You know that one?
1383
01:38:07,114 --> 01:38:11,102
Well, summer-field what she's
trying to say. She wants
1384
01:38:11,114 --> 01:38:15,114
to know where you were the
night Johnnie was killed.
1385
01:38:18,110 --> 01:38:21,115
I had an audition…
1386
01:38:21,116 --> 01:38:27,800
in front of professor
payton… and qt.
1387
01:38:27,900 --> 01:38:29,604
Th-that's it? You finished?
You know we don't want to
1388
01:38:29,616 --> 01:38:32,222
interrupt you when you in
the flow of your bullshit.
1389
01:38:32,223 --> 01:38:34,115
Tough critic.
1390
01:38:34,116 --> 01:38:38,600
Oh… this guy. Hey listen: You are!
You really are a tough critic.
1391
01:38:38,700 --> 01:38:42,113
I always said that about you.: It
always happens, you never know.
1392
01:38:42,114 --> 01:38:43,219
: Oh! What?
1393
01:38:43,220 --> 01:38:45,113
Did you see that flinch? No
I missed it, what happened?
1394
01:38:45,114 --> 01:38:50,109
Yeah you missed that chap.
Missed that: Ohhh.
1395
01:38:50,110 --> 01:38:53,300
You recognize that?
1396
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:56,400
I know you do.: Should I?
1397
01:38:56,500 --> 01:38:59,222
Oh we found that right where
Johnnie was killed.: Tsk.
1398
01:38:59,223 --> 01:39:03,700
Ahh. I know, there goes summer-field
again correcting me again.
1399
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:07,222
The night that
Johnnie “overdosed”.
1400
01:39:07,223 --> 01:39:10,600
It's a Greek tragedy.
1401
01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:16,600
Ohh… wow.: Right to the heart, right?
Right to the heart.
1402
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:19,118
You know what irony is? Hm?
1403
01:39:19,119 --> 01:39:22,659
It's a state of affairs
or event that seems
1404
01:39:22,671 --> 01:39:26,222
deliberately contrary
to what one expects.
1405
01:39:26,223 --> 01:39:30,220
And, is often amusing
as a result.
1406
01:39:30,221 --> 01:39:32,200
You go girl.
1407
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,200
I know you like that.
: Look at that!
1408
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:41,300
See the thing is tho, johnnie's death
was amusing and it wasn't expected.
1409
01:39:41,700 --> 01:39:47,117
One can never understand
the logic of an addict.
1410
01:39:47,118 --> 01:39:51,800
Oh right. Really? Thank you.
1411
01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:54,500
It's deep this guy.
: Wow, this guy.
1412
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:57,116
You know the thing is tho…
1413
01:39:57,117 --> 01:40:02,400
now I know you were with Johnnie
the last night that he was alive.
1414
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:07,112
So let's cut the bullshit.
Tell me your story.
1415
01:40:07,113 --> 01:40:10,116
You know, funny thing
about that night.
1416
01:40:10,117 --> 01:40:15,200
:Hey! Can I get an autograph?: Jesus,
oh shit how did you know where I live?
1417
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:19,113
: I've been vicariously living
thru your social media. Hahaha.
1418
01:40:19,114 --> 01:40:23,600
Drinking tends to
kill brain cells.
1419
01:40:23,700 --> 01:40:25,112
I got-i'm sober man.
1420
01:40:25,113 --> 01:40:29,111
: I know. That's why I
brought you beer, you bitch.
1421
01:40:29,112 --> 01:40:32,109
And brain cells connected
to the memory.
1422
01:40:32,110 --> 01:40:35,116
Fuck it. Alright. Fuck.
Jesus Christ.
1423
01:40:35,117 --> 01:40:38,200
So that's why that
nights a little fuzzy.
1424
01:40:38,300 --> 01:40:46,300
: Wait! Doesn't count unless
you make eye contact! Cheers…
1425
01:40:48,220 --> 01:40:51,115
all the drinking and alcohol.
1426
01:40:51,116 --> 01:40:53,999
Yeah.
1427
01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:59,109
: Hey… hey..
1428
01:40:59,110 --> 01:41:01,500
Take this.
1429
01:41:02,221 --> 01:41:07,400
I drink alcohol with my cheerios.
It's how I get by.
1430
01:41:07,500 --> 01:41:10,600
Everyday that's the
only way I know how.
1431
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:14,219
You see, so don't give me this bullshit you
were too wasted. You're a grown ass man.
1432
01:41:14,220 --> 01:41:17,118
You gotta think and you
gotta think harder.
1433
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:21,999
What the fuck is this?!
What the fuck did you do?!
1434
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:26,222
Ha ha ha ha ha.
1435
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:45,219
You see that, you see? It's always
some type bullshit with your people.
1436
01:41:45,220 --> 01:41:48,600
You better think about
what your gonna say next.
1437
01:41:48,700 --> 01:41:49,221
Cuz' we watching you.
1438
01:41:49,222 --> 01:41:52,113
We got our eye on you!
1439
01:41:52,114 --> 01:41:54,200
And you gonna crack.
1440
01:41:54,300 --> 01:41:58,118
And when you do, we gonna be
there to pick up the pieces.
1441
01:41:58,119 --> 01:42:00,112
Hm?
1442
01:42:00,113 --> 01:42:02,113
: Capiche?
1443
01:42:02,114 --> 01:42:05,222
See I tell you what.
1444
01:42:05,223 --> 01:42:08,118
You didn't recognize the
pills or the bottle.
1445
01:42:08,119 --> 01:42:12,300
So me? I'm a thinker too, right?
: Yeah. Yeah.
1446
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:14,113
So I have an idea.
: What's that?
1447
01:42:14,114 --> 01:42:18,101
How about we get a urine sample
from this guy? Let's clear
1448
01:42:18,113 --> 01:42:22,112
him, let him be a free man.
Let's prove that he's innocent.
1449
01:42:22,113 --> 01:42:26,101
: Yeah, well it's too late for that.
The timeframe
1450
01:42:26,113 --> 01:42:30,113
is up for the urine sample.
It's too late for that?!
1451
01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:34,110
Okay, let's do this then let's do this,
let's get a little bit of blood,
1452
01:42:34,111 --> 01:42:37,102
take the blood back to the
lab, clear his name, set him
1453
01:42:37,114 --> 01:42:40,117
free. Prove to the world that
he did not kill Johnnie-
1454
01:42:40,118 --> 01:42:42,603
nope. Nope. Nope. Time's passed.
Too late.
1455
01:42:42,615 --> 01:42:45,112
: Can't do that either?!
1456
01:42:45,113 --> 01:42:49,300
: Damn. Son of a bitch.
1457
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:53,100
I guess that's it then. I guess
our time's up. Isn't it?
1458
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:58,400
: Guess that's it. I mean there's
nothing else to talk about.
1459
01:42:58,500 --> 01:43:05,100
Well. Mr. Kehr. Kerr? I'm sorry
what's your name again?: Keher?
1460
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:08,800
: Kaheer? Kee-her?!
Ohh Mr. Keher.
1461
01:43:08,900 --> 01:43:12,116
I am your biggest fan tho. Thank you
very much.: Mister kee-her. Ha ha.
1462
01:43:12,117 --> 01:43:17,109
Oh, oh one more thing,
on a private note.
1463
01:43:17,110 --> 01:43:22,118
My girl is a huge fan. She would die
if she knew I was with you today.
1464
01:43:22,119 --> 01:43:26,219
Would you mind taking a selfie
with me and my partner?: Oh!
1465
01:43:26,220 --> 01:43:30,600
Come on. Please. Please.
: Is that okay?
1466
01:43:30,700 --> 01:43:35,700
Ohhh. I tell you he's-your a special
one alright.: Wow. Wow. Something man.
1467
01:43:35,800 --> 01:43:37,800
Movie star! Ha-ha.
1468
01:43:37,900 --> 01:43:40,600
Here goes nothing.
1469
01:43:40,700 --> 01:43:43,700
Let me get that.:
1470
01:43:43,800 --> 01:43:45,600
Look at his smile, eh? That is a superstar
smile, right there.: Look at that man.
1471
01:43:45,700 --> 01:43:48,111
That is a superstar
smile, right there.
1472
01:43:48,112 --> 01:43:50,110
Ohhh yeah!: Wow!
1473
01:43:50,111 --> 01:43:52,545
That's nice chap! Look at that.
Wow. Yep.:
1474
01:43:52,557 --> 01:43:55,300
That's nice, I like that one.
Look at that.
1475
01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:58,100
You know, I mean you have
some really nice hair. If I
1476
01:43:58,130 --> 01:44:01,220
must say, you know it's like
a salon type shit, right?
1477
01:44:01,230 --> 01:44:07,110
It's almost like johnnie's in a
some eerie way. Same waves.: Yep.
1478
01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:10,110
Oh. I think that's a
grey hair, right there.
1479
01:44:10,120 --> 01:44:14,400
Oh that's too bad. Look at that.
: You see that?
1480
01:44:14,500 --> 01:44:17,116
Hate those! Ohhh…: Handsome man,
like himself getting grey already.
1481
01:44:17,117 --> 01:44:20,118
You know.. Sh-should I?
Should I?
1482
01:44:20,119 --> 01:44:23,219
I'll take that as a yes.
: I buy it.
1483
01:44:23,220 --> 01:44:24,500
Yeah me too.: Go ahead.
1484
01:44:24,600 --> 01:44:28,222
Ohhh wow that's good.
Now that's gonna work.
1485
01:44:28,223 --> 01:44:30,155
Ha. Yeah. That's definitely
gonna work-: That's
1486
01:44:30,167 --> 01:44:32,111
gonna work for me chap,
that's gonna work.
1487
01:44:32,112 --> 01:44:34,700
Ah, you got more than one there didn't you.
That's nice.: Oh yeah.
1488
01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:37,600
I tell you what? Let's take that back.
: Gotcha.
1489
01:44:37,700 --> 01:44:39,113
Run DNA.: Gotcha.
1490
01:44:39,114 --> 01:44:42,109
We're gonna prove that mister qeeher
is innocent.: We gotcha. We got you.
1491
01:44:42,110 --> 01:44:44,117
Once and for all we gonna
prove that he's innocent.
1492
01:44:44,118 --> 01:44:46,118
Alright?: Yep. We got you buddy.
1493
01:44:46,119 --> 01:44:48,300
Don't worry.: Thank you again.
1494
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:51,111
We got your back, thank you. We got your
back. Thank you.: Alright, I tell you what-
1495
01:44:51,112 --> 01:44:53,109
: You want these
lights on or off?
1496
01:44:53,110 --> 01:44:56,219
: Off? You want them on or off?
1497
01:44:56,220 --> 01:44:59,113
Off. Off. Off. You want
them off, alright.
1498
01:44:59,114 --> 01:45:04,160
: You get some rest now alright buddy?:
Yeah… oh wow movie star that was something.
1499
01:45:04,170 --> 01:45:05,117
: Whoo. I love the movies.
1500
01:45:11,300 --> 01:45:15,116
Ha ha.
1501
01:45:15,117 --> 01:45:23,117
Ha ha ha.
1502
01:45:32,800 --> 01:45:37,800
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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