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CHRISTINA WALTERS?
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GOD, I HAVEN'T
HEARD THAT NAME IN AGES.
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YOU KNOW THE KIND OF WOMAN WHO CAN GET ANY GUY SHE WANTS?
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THAT'S CHRISTINA WALTERS.
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WE DATED, YOU KNOW,
BRIEFLY.
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BUT, UH, SHE'S NOT
THE COMMITMENT TYPE.
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SHE'S A PLAYER.
SHE JUST LIKES TO HAVE FUN.
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I MET CHRISTINA AT A BAR.
HOT PIECE OF ASS.
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TOTALLY HIT IT OFF.
ALL NIGHT LONG WE DANCE.
[ Straining ]
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I BUY HER DRINKS.
AT THE END OF THE NIGHT,
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SHE JUST SPLITS.
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I LAY DOWN ALL THAT
GROUNDWORK FOR NOTHING.
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SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER.
IT'S BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS.
[ Dialing ]
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I SAW SWINGERS. I KNOW
HOW THESE THINGS WORK.
[ Line Ringing ]
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[ Computerized Voice ]
HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO AOL MOVIEFONE.
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I STAY UP NIGHTS TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE SAID
SHE'D CALL AND DIDN'T.
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MAYBE SHE WANTED TO CALL AND
THAT'S WHY SHE SAID SHE WAS
GONNA CALL, BUT WHEN SHE WAS--
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� CHRISTINA �
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� CHRISTINA ��
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YOU KNOW, PROLONGED IMPOTENCE
IS VERY COMMON
AFTER A BREAKUP.
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LOTS OF MEN SUFFER FROM IT.
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THEY JUST DON'T TALK
ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.
[ Chuckles ]
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NOT LIKE ME, GABBING AWAY,
GAB, GAB, GAB, GAB.
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BUT EVEN STILL,
BECAUSE SHE SAID
SHE WAS GONNA CALL,
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SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED
TO SAY SHE WASN'T
GONNA CALL.
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THEN I WOULD HAVE THANKED HER
FOR CALLING TO SAY
SHE WASN'T GONNA CALL.
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BUT HEY, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST
I DON'T GET THAT DIZZY,
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HEAD-SPINNING NAUSEA
AS MUCH AS I USED TO.
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[ Hysterical Scream,
Maniacal Laughter ]
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID,
I'M DOING FINE.
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I AM FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!
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[ Woman ] � THIS IS MY � � SEXUAL REVOLUTION �
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� SEXUAL REVOLUTION � � SEXUAL REVOLUTION �
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� YEAH � � SEXUAL REVOLUTION �
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� SEXUAL REVOLUTION �
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� EVERYBODY, SHAKE IT �
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CHRISTINA!
VALERIE!
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SHAKE IT IF YOU GOT IT.
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
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MISS COURTNEY.
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WELL, HELLO, MISS CHRISTINA.
HOW YOU DOING?
WHAT YOU DOING?
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- DANCING TOO MUCH.
HOW YOU DOING?
- SAME THING. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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PRETTY GOOD.
I GOT A NEW ACCOUNT DESIGNING
A CAMPAIGN FOR A SPORTS LINE.
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WELL, THEY GOT THE RIGHT
GIRL NOW, DIDN'T THEY?
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AHH, THANK YOU.
SO, WHAT'S UP?
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OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.
DEFENDING THE RIGHTS
OF MY BROKENHEARTED CLIENTS...
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AND TRYING TO SQUEEZE
EVERY SINGLE PENNY OUT OF THEIR
MISERABLE, CHEATING SPOUSES.
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YOU GO GET 'EM, WOMAN.
SO, LISTEN.
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I THINK I'M JUST GONNA ORDER
A PIZZA AND STAY IN TONIGHT.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
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OKAY, BUT IF WE DO THAT,
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
HAVE TO HAPPEN, HUH?
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GIRL, I'VE BEEN SHAKING MY ASS
ALL THE WAY UP THIS HILL.
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WHICH TRACK?
TRACK THREE.
OH, YEAH!
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COOCHIE!
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� A BEAUTIFUL THING � � SEXUAL REVOLUTION �
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� A SEXUAL REVOLUTION � � SEXUAL REVOLUTION ��
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�� [ "Cherish" ]
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[ Moans ]
IS YOUR GRANNY HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S JANE.
SHE LOVES THIS SONG.
OH.
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HOLA, CHICA.
WHAT'S UP?
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HEY, JANE, WHAT'S UP?
HEY, GIRL.
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� CHERISH IS THE WORD �
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HE DUMPS ME.
KEVIN DUMPED ME.
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[ Both Sighing ]
IT WAS JUST THREE DAYS BEFORE OUR ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, BABY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE
HE JUST FREAKED OUT.
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HE IS GONNA CALL UP TOMORROW
WHEN HE REALIZES WHAT
A HUGE MISTAKE HE MADE.
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YOU KNOW, HE'S PROBABLY
JUST GOING THROUGH THAT--
NO!
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HE SAYS HE'S BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SIX MONTHS. HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DYING INSIDE...
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�� [ Stops ]
EVER SINCE I BROUGHT OVER
MY GARMENT BAG.
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- OUCH.
- HONEY.
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WHAT?
YOU KNOW,
WE'RE ALL GUILTY OF IT.
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YOU MADE YOURSELF
TOO AVAILABLE.
YEAH.
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IT'S A CLASSIC MISTAKE,
SWEETHEART.
UH-UH.
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YEAH.
NOT ACCORDING TO THIS.
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WHAT IS THIS?
LOOK.
"COMMANDMENT FOUR."
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"TRUE LOVE: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS."
MM-HMM.
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"COMMANDMENT NUMBER FOUR:
THOU SHALL BE OPEN TO
LOVE'S POSSIBILITIES.
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BOUNDARIES ARE THE ENEMY
OF LOVE."
SWEETIE.
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LOOK IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS BOOK...
IS RELATIONSHIP PROPAGANDA.
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LISTEN TO ME.
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DATING IS ALL
ABOUT BOUNDARIES.
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HONEY, YOU HAVE TO
PROTECT YOURSELF.
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WE'VE ALL HAD OUR HEARTS
STOMPED ON ONE TOO
MANY TIMES BECAUSE...
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WE WENT AND
SERVED IT TO THEM
ON A BIG OLD PLATTER.
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A GOOD DEFENSE IS THE BEST OFFENSE.
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[ Scoffs ]
I AM SO TIRED
OF PLAYING GAMES.
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THIS IS NOT ABOUT PLAYING GAMES.
THIS IS ABOUT
SELF-PRESERVATION.
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HONEY, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW YOURSELF OUT THERE ALL EXPOSED AND VULNERABLE EVERY TIME.
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THAT IS HOW YOU GET
SMACKED DOWN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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DON'T GO LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT.
LOOK FOR MR. RIGHT NOW.
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AND EVENTUALLY,
IF HE'S WORTHY,
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THEN ONE DAY THAT "NOW" PART IS JUST GOING TO...
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DROP AWAY... NATURALLY,
YOU KNOW?
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MEANWHILE, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE FUN TOGETHER.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT SO SERIOUS,
YOU KNOW. SHAKE IT OFF
A LITTLE BIT.
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SPEAKING OF FUN, WE ARE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT.
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WHAT?
OH, YES.
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WE ARE TAKING YOU OUT.
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!
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- [ Together ] OSWALDO!
- HELLO, CHRISTINA. COURTNEY.
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JANE.
HELLO, JANE.
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WELCOME.
THANK YOU.
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- [ All Shouting ]
- SHUT UP!
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�� [ Hip-hop, Slow ]
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[ Laughing ]
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OH, YEAH.
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[ Laughs ]
OH, MY GOD!
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[ Spanish ]
[ Screams ]
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HEY, HEY. LOOK AT SHOULDER,
BABY. BOUNCE IT, BABY.
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CHECK IT OUT, BABY.
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME,
BABY?
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OH, HERE WE GO!
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THE CIRCLE OF LOVE,
CIRCLE OF LOVE!
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MONKEY BUSINESS, BABY.
MONKEY BUSINESS.
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[ Together, Singsongy ]
WE'RE GONNA GO NOW.
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BYE-BYE!
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CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, CHOP,
CHOPPING, CHOPPING.
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[ Both Screaming ]
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[ Laughing ]
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OH, MY GOD.
IT'S LIKE SIEGFRIED
AND ROY OR SOMETHING.
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MARTINIS, LADIES.
OH, THANK YOU.
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COMPLIMENTS OF THE GENTLEMAN
AT THE BAR.
WHICH ONE?
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WHOA. THANK YOU,
LEATHER COAT GUY.
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[ Together ]
CHEERS.
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HMM. LEATHER COAT GUY'S
LOOKING KIND OF GOOD, HUH?
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YES, HE IS.
SHOTGUN!
[ Chuckles ]
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CHEATER.
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WHAT'S UP?
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NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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NOTHIN'.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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NOTHING.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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NOTHIN'.
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YOU KNOW, I AM HAVING
THE BEST TIME.
ARE YOU, SWEETIE?
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MY BOYFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME,
I'M HERE AT THIS CLUB WHERE
NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME...
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AND I WANNA GO HOME.
NO!
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NO, CHRISTINA,
I CAN'T DO THIS.
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YES, YOU CAN.
IT'S REALLY VERY EASY.
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OBSERVE.
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OW!
I JUST PINCHED HIS ASS.
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I'M SORRY. HI.
HI. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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PETER. WHY--
PETER, THIS IS
MY FRIEND JANE.
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JANE WOULD LOVE
TO DANCE.
HEY.
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UH, JANE, I DON'T MEAN
TO BE RUDE,
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BUT I HAVE SOME FRIENDS
WHO ARE WAITING FOR ME.
� DANCING TOGETHER �
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NICE TO MEET YOU, THOUGH.
� YOU AND JANE
MAGIC'S IN THE AIR ��
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OH, HE HATED ME. I SUCK.
YOU DO NOT SUCK.
THAT GUY WAS A DICK.
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LOOK, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT
IF IT'S THE LAST THING--
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I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
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[ Laughs ]
[ Mock Chuckle ]
YEAH.
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YOU JUST CALLED ME A DICK.
I HEARD YOU. WHY AM I A DICK?
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UH, WELL, BECAUSE YOU--
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
YOU TREATED MY FRIEND.
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WELL, I DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING TO YOUR FRIEND.
WELL--
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- HI.
- YOU BARELY GAVE HER THE TIME OF DAY.
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UH, NO. YOU TRIED TO PAWN ME
OFF ON HER AND I DIDN'T GO
FOR IT. THAT MAKES ME A DICK?
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PAWN YOU OFF? YOU SHOULD BE
SO LUCKY TO EVEN TALK TO SOMEONE
AS HOT AND SWEET AS JANE.
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- WELL, EXCUSE ME.
- HEY, I WASN'T SUGGESTING THAT
THE TWO OF YOU GET MARRIED.
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I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU COULD GET IT ON.
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WHAT? "GET IT ON?"
I WAS TRYING
TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
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YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME.
WHAT IF I'M SOME PSYCHO
SERIAL KILLER?
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AND WHAT IF JANE WAS
THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS?
BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
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[ Chuckles ]
THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING.
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NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET THE GIRL
OF MY DREAMS BY HAVING SOMEBODY
GRAB ME IN A BAR AND SAY,
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[ Imitating Tarzan ]
"HEY, YOU, MAN,
I HAVE GOOD WOMAN FOR YOU.
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"SHE IS VERY HOT AND SWEET.
SHE IS THERE.
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JANE, YOU DANCE FOR THE MAN!"
WAIT.
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MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
WAIT. WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?
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MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT
SO SAFE, MR. SAFETY POO,
HEY.
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YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY
MEET A GIRL THAT YOU
COULD HAVE FUN WITH.
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AND THIS BRILLIANT LOVE ADVICE
COMES FROM SOMEONE WHO LOVES
TO PLAY GAMES WITH MEN,
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ALWAYS IN CONTROL, THAT WAY
SHE NEVER HAS TO GET TOO CLOSE.
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00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,742
NICE MANNERS, BY THE WAY.
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WHERE THE HELL DID
THAT GUY-- JANE? JANE?
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WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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NOTHIN'.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GRABBED HIS ASS.
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BUT HE COMES RIGHT INTO MY FACE
AND HE STARTS TELLING ME
ALL THIS STUPID STUFF...
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ABOUT HOW I LIKE TO PLAY GAMES
AND ALWAYS BE IN CONTROL
SO I NEVER GET TOO CLOSE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM? OH, NO.
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WHAT? IT'S JUST...
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I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE,
THAT'S ALL.
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ACT LIKE WHAT?
THEY'RE FAKE.
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ALL BAH-JIGGITY ABOUT SOME GUY.
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- YOU'RE CALLING ME
"BAH-JIGGITY?"
- YEAH.
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- I'M REALLY SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARE.
- THAT'S COOL.
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- THAT'S WHY I GOT 'EM.
- I'M NOT BAH-JIGGITY.
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- YOU ARE SO BAH-JIGGITY.
- THEY LOOK REAL.
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OH, THANK YOU.
YOU CAN TOUCH IT IF YOU WANT TO.
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- NO, NO, NO, NO.
- TOUCH IT. SHE LIKES IT.
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IT'S FINE. GO AHEAD.
FEELS REAL, HUH?
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IF I'M BAH-JIGGITY
ABOUT THIS GUY PETER,
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IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE TELLING ME I AM.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT?
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YOU'VE NAMED THE PUPPY.
I DID NOT.
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YOU JUST CALLED HIM PETER.
I DID?
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SHELLY, YOU'VE GOT TO COME OVER
AND FEEL THESE THINGS.
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- I'M PSYCHIC AND I JUST KNEW
THAT HIS NAME WAS PETER.
- [ Shelly ] DO YOU MIND IF I?
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KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
OKAY.
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SO SOFT.
UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
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- OH, FUCK!
- WOW. I AM SO GETTING A PAIR.
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00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,827
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
THAT'S WHY CHICKS ALWAYS
GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.
199
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:40,432
CHRIS, IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU
LIKE THIS GUY. WHY ARE YOU
BEING SUCH A PUSSY ABOUT IT?
200
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:43,935
WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT?
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
201
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,071
THERE'S PLENTY OF GUYS
OUT THERE.
202
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- MM-HMM.
- SEE YA LATER.
203
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,776
[ Both Groaning ]
204
00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,013
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
205
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,819
- HI.
- HI.
206
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,356
- HEY, PETER.
- HUH?
207
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,963
ERIC, HEY.
[ Eric ] BE RIGHT THERE, CHRISTINA.
208
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,466
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
I MEAN, IT'S--
209
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:18,737
I KNOW, BUT I WANT TO.
I SPILLED YOUR DRINK. CAN I
PLEASE BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE?
210
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:21,973
OKAY. LISTEN, UH,
I WANNA APOLOGIZE NOW.
211
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,576
I... SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
IMPOLITE TO YOUR FRIEND.
212
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:29,080
AND IF I WAS, I DIDN'T MEAN
TO BE. IT'S JUST MY BROTHER
IS WAITING FOR ME.
213
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,150
I GOT NERVOUS.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I-- NOT THAT--
214
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,152
I MEAN, OTHERWISE I'D BE
ALL OVER YOUR FRIEND.
215
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:38,256
I--
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD
APOLOGIZE. I WAS RUDE.
216
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,892
SO, I APOLOGIZE.
NO, NO, NO.
I UNDERSTAND.
217
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,561
NO, YOU WERE PROTECTING
YOUR FRIEND. ANYBODY
WOULD HAVE DONE THAT.
218
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,564
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SWEET.
219
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,400
[ Peter ]
EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.
220
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,504
JESUS.
SO ARE WE GOOD NOW?
221
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,272
YEAH.
GOOD.
222
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,775
WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET BACK TO MY FRIENDS.
223
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,643
OKAY.
224
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,779
UM, THANKS FOR THE DRINK.
225
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,580
CHEERS.
226
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,550
CHEERS.
[ Chuckles ]
227
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,786
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
YOU TOO.
228
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,991
�� [ Continues ]
229
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:19,197
EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU
TAKE THIS? I JUST TOTALLY
STRUCK OUT WITH THIS GUY.
230
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:24,369
ONE MORE THING. SHOULD I BE
UPSET MY EX-GIRLFRIEND HAS HER
TONGUE DOWN THAT GUY'S THROAT?
231
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:28,406
OH, MY GOD!
JANE!
232
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,643
- I GUESS I BLEW MY CHANCE, HUH?
- YEAH, THAT COULD'VE BEEN YOU.
233
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:34,312
YEAH, IF I WEREN'T
SUCH A DICK.
234
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,181
A DICK?
WAS I REALLY A DICK?
YEAH, YEAH.
235
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,383
REALLY?
YOU WERE A DICK.
236
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:43,121
WOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD START OVER
AGAIN. WHY DON'T I WALK BY,
YOU GRAB ME LIKE YOU DID BEFORE.
237
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,956
I DIDN'T GRAB YOU.
YOU TOTALLY GRABBED ME.
238
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,225
I DID NOT.
I PINCHED YOU.
YOU GRABBED ME ON THE ASS.
239
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,562
YOU GRABBED-- OKAY.
I DON'T GRAB.
240
00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:52,964
PETE! PETE!
DUDE!
241
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,266
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
242
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,735
DUDE, WHERE YOU BEEN?
EVERYBODY'S WAITING.
243
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:02,040
AFTER-HOURS PARTY
BACK AT THE HOTEL.
THESE TWO PIGS ARE GOOD TO GO.
244
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:06,010
DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE
THE FREDDIE MERCURY SUITE?
245
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,513
HEY!
[ Girl ] SHE PUKED ON HIM!
246
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,750
AGAIN!
GOD, SHE'S LIKE A HOSE.
GO HELP HER, PLEASE.
247
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:17,422
OR NOT. ALL RIGHT, SHE'S OUT.
SO, WE'RE ONE SHORT.
WHO'S THIS CHICK?
248
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,657
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, SHE IS HOT.
BRING HER.
249
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,527
- WHAT?
- FUCK ME, DON'T SAY NO.
250
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,831
YOU HAVE SO MUCH--
OW! YOU'VE GOTTA SAY YES.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY.
251
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,501
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FIND
ANYONE BETTER THAN MY BROTHER.
HE IS THE GREATEST.
252
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,570
OKAY. OKAY.
AND I AM SURE--
THAT HURTS ME.
253
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,874
NOW, JUST-- JUST LOOK AT HIM. CHICKS FREAK ON THIS GUY.
254
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,909
HE IS-- COME ON NOW.
HE IS THE SHIT.
255
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:41,679
- AND THAT'S WHY HE'S IN MY WEDDING ON SATURDAY.
- ROG. ROG, NO.
256
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,549
YES. JUST TRYING
TO HELP OUT.
NO.
257
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,251
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH--
BYE.
258
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,853
WHOA!
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY.
259
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:52,690
HEY, LISTEN, LADIES.
BIG PARTY, FOUR SEASONS,
ROOM 402. YOU'RE INVITED.
260
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,726
LET'S GO, BABY.
COME ON. YOU'RE OUT.
I'M LEAVING.
261
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,428
I'M LEAVING. ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?
THAT'S MY BROTHER.
262
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,766
- OH, HE'S SPECIAL.
- CAREFUL. THAT'S PUKE.
IT'S PUKE. DON'T TOUCH ME.
263
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,102
WOW. SO, WHEN'S
THE WEDDING?
264
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,205
UH, SATURDAY AFTERNOON
UP IN SOMERSET.
265
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,041
- THAT'S WHERE WE LIVE.
- THAT'S NICE.
266
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,710
PETER, IT'S LOOKING LIKE NOW.
OKAY, OKAY.
267
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,812
YOU'RE PINCHING
MY ARM SKIN.
268
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:17,482
OKAY, I'D BETTER GO.
269
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,985
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
WELL, IT WAS NICE
TO MEET YOU.
270
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:24,656
- IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.
I HAD A GREAT TIME.
- YEAH? ME TOO.
271
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:28,126
- YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY COME
BY THE PARTY IF YOU WANT TO.
- REALLY?
272
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,629
- DEFINITELY. IF YOU WANT TO.
- OKAY, I'LL ASK MY FRIENDS.
MAYBE WE'LL STOP BY.
273
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:35,900
I REALLY HOPE I SEE YOU.
BUT IN CASE I DON'T SEE YOU,
HAVE A NICE LIFE.
274
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:38,569
YOU TOO.
275
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,673
�� [ Fades ]
276
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:47,745
[ Answering Machine Beeps ]
277
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:51,816
HEY, CHRIS, IT'S COURT.
SO I'M AT THE PARTY
WITH LEATHER COAT GUY.
278
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:55,019
AND I WAS JUST CHECKING IN
TO SEE IF YOU WERE LISTENING
TO YOUR MESSAGES.
279
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,522
'CAUSE IF YOU ARE LISTENING
TO YOUR MESSAGES,
280
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,757
THAT MEANS YOU WERE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO HOOK UP WITH PETER.
281
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,126
WHICH THEREFORE MEANS YOU ARE A LOSER.
[ Groans ]
282
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,762
YOU ARE A LOSER. A LOS--
283
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,565
[ Machine Beeps ]
THANKS, COURT.
284
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,335
I'M A BIG LOSER. [ Imitating Drum Machine ]
285
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,204
� WHAT'S UP, YOU BITCHES AND HOS AND LOSERS �
286
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,673
� LOSERS ARE-- �� [ Machine Beeps ]
287
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,681
TOO LATE NOW.
288
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,993
HE WAS KIND OF CUTE.
289
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,565
FUNNY.
290
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,536
REALLY FUNNY.
291
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,009
CUTE BOY.
292
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,782
[ Panting ]
293
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,958
[ Moaning ]
294
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,694
[ Yelps ]
295
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,597
[ Chuckling ]
296
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,999
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THAT.
297
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,636
IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO DO THAT EVERY HOUR ON THE
HOUR FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
298
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,539
OF COURSE.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
THANK YOU.
299
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,776
DON'T WORRY ABOUT RETURNING
THE FAVOR. MEN DON'T
REALLY LIKE ORAL SEX.
300
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,578
YEAH, RIGHT.
I'M SERIOUS!
301
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,181
IT'S JUST A BAD RUMOR
THAT WAS STARTED SOMETIME
IN THE '50s.
302
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,484
I HAD NO IDEA.
I NEED TO TELL
ALL MY FRIENDS.
303
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,822
PLEASE, DO.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT
AN END TO THIS MADNESS.
304
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:46,697
OH, GOD. I'M SO GLAD
I CAME BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM.
[ Chuckles ]
305
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,699
GOD.
ME TOO.
306
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,170
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE YOU AGAIN.
307
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,105
[ Knocking ]
308
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,541
ROOM SERVICE.
309
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,509
OH, RIGHT ON TIME.
310
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,613
[ Christina ] ICE CREAM!
ONLY THE BEST FOR OUR V.I.P.s.
311
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,716
I HAD THEM REMOVE
ALL THE CALORIES FOR YOU.
312
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,120
OH, YOU ARE GOOD.
313
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,255
ALL RIGHT!
314
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,892
I KNOW I SAID I WANTED TO DO IT
TO YOU EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR,
BUT I REALLY CAN'T WAIT.
315
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,261
CAN I DO IT AGAIN NOW?
316
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,764
[ Sighs ]
OKAY.
317
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,101
WOW.
318
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,639
[ Chuckles ]
319
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,642
[ Moans ]
320
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,575
[ Line Ringing ]
321
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:10,615
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA,
PLEASE, FOR, UM,
FOUR SEASONS HOTEL. THANKS.
322
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,550
THANK YOU.
323
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,720
[ Line Ringing ]
GREAT DREAM.
324
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,189
[ Man Speaking Indistinctly ]
YES, HI.
325
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:22,593
UM, DO YOU HAVE
A FREDDIE MERCURY SUITE?
326
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,297
OH, GOOD.
CAN I HAVE IT?
THANKS.
327
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,536
REALLY? ALREADY?
328
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,806
OKAY, HAVE A GREAT DAY.
THANKS. BYE.
329
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:42,813
WELL, WHAT AM I
EVEN CALLING FOR?
330
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,949
[ Ringing ]
331
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,353
HELLO?
332
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,156
HEY, COURT.
YEAH.
333
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:55,293
�� [ Marching Drums ]
334
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,666
[ Inaudible Dialogue ]
335
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:11,342
HEY. HEY. STOP TALKING
SHIT ABOUT ME, ALL RIGHT?
336
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,545
WELL, WHERE YOU BEEN?
SORRY I'M LATE, YOU GUYS. I
DON'T EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
337
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,448
YOU READY?
I'M STARVING.
OKAY.
338
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,383
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST
GONNA MEET YOU GUYS IN THERE.
339
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:23,254
- I HAVE TO DROP SOMETHING
OFF AT THE DRY CLEANERS.
- CAN IT WAIT? PLEASE?
340
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:27,491
- I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
- ISN'T THAT COURTNEY'S DRESS
THAT YOU BORROWED LAST NIGHT?
341
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:30,628
- YEAH.
- WHY ARE YOU BRINGING IT IN?
342
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,231
DID-- DID YOU GET
SOMETHING ON IT?
YEAH?
343
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,767
NO. I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE A GOOD GIRLFRIEND--
344
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,038
I'M REALLY SORRY.
345
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,608
YOU SLUT.
GUILTY.
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
346
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,177
I WILL TAKE IT
TO THE DRY CLEANERS
AND IT WILL BE GONE.
347
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,580
THAT'S A LOT.
HE WAS HOLDIN' A LOT.
348
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,150
[ All Talking Indistinctly ]
349
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:57,154
I'M SCARED ENOUGH
TO GO IN THERE.
WHAT AM I GONNA SAY?
350
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,291
MR. MARTIN, CAN YOU HELP ME
WITH MY JIZZ?
351
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,396
YOU KNOW WHAT?
352
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,932
YOU GUYS... SUCK.
353
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,767
NO, OBVIOUSLY, YOU SUCK.
YOU.
354
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,803
YOU SUCK. REALLY, WOW. I'M PROUD.
355
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:18,009
[ Men Chuckling ]
NO SPANKY WANKY.
356
00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,311
NO SPANKY WANKY.
[ Groans ]
357
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,595
[ Bell On Door Ringing ]
358
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,970
HI, JANE.
HI, MR. MARTIN.
359
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,707
- HOW'S YOUR MOTHER?
- GREAT. OH, GOD, SHE'S GOOD.
EVERYONE'S GOOD. THANK YOU.
360
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,843
- YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
- EVERYONE'S GREAT.
361
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,013
THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE.
WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME TODAY?
362
00:21:56,015 --> 00:22:00,384
OH, JUST A DRESS,
BUT I'LL BE BACK FOR IT
IN A FEW DAYS. SO NO HURRY.
363
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,354
- ANY STAINS?
- NO.
364
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,990
- WHAT'S THIS?
- WHAT?
365
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,694
- THIS. COME HERE.
- A STAIN?
366
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,363
THIS IS GONNA BE
A TOUGH ONE.
367
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,498
[ Speaking Yiddish ]
368
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:19,937
OH, WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN
NOTICE THAT. I MUST'VE SPILLED
SOME SODA ON ME LAST NIGHT.
369
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:24,642
NO, NO, THIS IS NOT SODA.
THINK, JANE. THINK!
370
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:28,679
IF I KNOW WHAT IT IS,
IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO REMOVE.
371
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,716
- HUH?
- [ Woman ] COME ON.
372
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,685
AH, THE FIELD TRIP.
COME IN, CHILDREN.
COME IN.
373
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,988
COME IN.
YES, YES, COME IN.
FUCK!
374
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,292
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MRS. FRANKLIN.
HI, MR. MARTIN.
375
00:22:41,294 --> 00:22:44,528
OKAY, NOW ON TODAY'S
FIELD TRIP,
376
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,132
WE ARE GOING TO LEARN
ABOUT CLEANLINESS.
377
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:52,169
[ Muttering ]
JANE?
378
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,771
HEY.
JANE BURNS!
379
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:56,841
OH, SWEETHEART,
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
SINCE I TAUGHT YOU...
380
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,744
IN THIRD GRADE!
381
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,713
- [ Moans ]
- [ Chuckling ]
382
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:07,618
-TOP OF THE MORNING, MR. MARTIN.
-HELLO, FATHER FLYNN.
383
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,721
[ Gasps ]
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE,
ISN'T IT?
384
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:14,125
IT IS LITTLE MARY JANE BURNS!
385
00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,962
WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I'M HAVING SUPPER WITH YOUR PARENTS TONIGHT.
386
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:21,599
WHAT A STAIN
YOU GOT THERE,
LITTLE JANIE.
387
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,401
SO, HOW WAS IT?
WAS IT FUN?
388
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:27,138
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T
TELL YOU THIS.
389
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,808
APPARENTLY, ONE OF THE GUYS WHO WAS AT THE PARTY, LIKE, FLIPPED OUT.
390
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:35,112
WAS OUT ON THE BALCONY
AND HE WAS SCREAMING
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,
391
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:41,218
"CHRISTINA! HAS ANYONE SEEN
MY LITTLE CHRISTINA?"
392
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,655
AND THEN HE JUMPS OFF
THE BALCONY AND HE DIES
BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY.
393
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,690
WHY DIDN'T YOU GO?
I DON'T KNOW.
394
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:50,027
I WAS GOING TO.
I WAS. I WAS GOING TO
AND THEN I WASN'T.
395
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:53,798
THEN I DON'T KNOW. I CALLED HIM
AT THE HOTEL THIS MORNING.
WAIT. HOLD ON.
396
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,902
REWIND FOR ONE SECOND.
YOU CALLED HIM AT THE HOTEL?
397
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:01,138
- WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?
- NOTHING. HE SAID NOTHING.
398
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,140
OKAY? NOTHING.
399
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,909
WHY?
HE CHECKED OUT ALREADY.
400
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,244
OKAY, LET'S JUST SUM THIS UP
REAL QUICKLY.
401
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,680
IN THE BATHROOM WE HATE HIM,
402
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:11,682
YET WE CALL HIM BY NAME.
403
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,818
THEN WE THROW BEER ON HIM.
404
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:17,488
THEN WE LAUGH AND WE FLIRT
AND WE DANCED WITH HIM.
IT WASN'T BEER.
405
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,924
THEN WE CASUALLY CALL HIM
AT THE HOTEL.
406
00:24:19,926 --> 00:24:23,060
THEN WE OBSESS
ABOUT THE CASUAL CALL.
OBSESS?
407
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,430
I'M NOT OBSESSING.
I'M NOT OBSESSING.
I'M JUST WONDERING,
408
00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,833
COULD ALL THIS ERRATIC
BEHAVIOR POSSIBLY BE...
409
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,368
BECAUSE THIS GUY DID
GET UNDER YOUR SKIN?
NO.
410
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,537
THAT YOU MIGHT REALLY
LIKE HIM?
NO.
411
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:36,907
YOU REGRET NOT GOING TO THIS
PARTY BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER
KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED?
412
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,243
NO, OKAY?
I DON'T REGRET IT.
413
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:43,414
IF I HAD ANY REGRETS,
IT WOULD BE THIS CONVERSATION
NOW, HAVING IT WITH YOU.
414
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:46,617
- CAN WE JUST DROP IT?
- OKAY, I'M SORRY
I BROUGHT IT UP.
415
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,752
I WON'T MENTION IT AGAIN.
416
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:54,825
- YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I DID REGRET
NOT GOING TO THE PARTY,
- [ Groans ]
417
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:57,661
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW.
418
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:02,399
SO, I MEAN, SOMETIMES
YOU JUST HAVE TO...
LET THESE THINGS GO, RIGHT?
419
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,469
EXACTLY.
ALTHOUGH,
420
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,438
IF THERE WAS REGRETS,
YOU KNOW,
421
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:13,444
I SUPPOSE THERE'S ALWAYS
JUST SOMETHING YOU COULD
DO ABOUT IT, RIGHT?
422
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:23,554
LIKE YOU COULD SHOW UP
AT HIS BROTHER'S WEDDING,
'CAUSE IT IS HIS BROTHER.
423
00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:36,667
LIKE YOU COULD SHOW UP
AT HIS BROTHER'S WEDDING,
'CAUSE IT IS HIS BROTHER.
424
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,536
COME ON!
425
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:41,005
HOW MUCH TIME WE GOT?
WE'VE GOT LIKE THREE HOURS
BEFORE THE REHEARSAL.
426
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,840
HIT THE BALL.
427
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,842
OH, GOOD SHOT.
428
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:49,513
[ Peter ] FORE!
I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT CLUB
UP YOUR ASS, YOU DICK LICKER!
429
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:51,815
WHAT, ARE YOU UP
BY LIKE TWO NOW?
430
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:55,386
I GUESS.
WELL, LISTEN. IT DOESN'T
GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
431
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,388
TO THE MARRIAGE.
TO THE MARRIAGE.
432
00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:00,257
TO-TO-TO THE BRIDE.
TO THE BRIDE.
433
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:03,527
- YEAH.
- TO 50 YEARS
WITH THE SAME WOMAN.
434
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,031
THAT'S REALLY DEPRESSING.
435
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,099
SORRY.
436
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,735
SAGGY TITS.
437
00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:15,272
BE ABLE TO USE THEM
AS A BELT BY THEN.
[ Clears Throat ]
438
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:19,310
OR JUST TUCK 'EM
IN HER SOCKS, YOU KNOW.
OKAY.
439
00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:23,280
GOD, THIS MARRIAGE IS-IS
SUCH A BIG LEAP, YOU KNOW.
440
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:26,116
- IT'S REALLY INTENSE, PETE.
- BUT IF IT'S THE RIGHT WOMAN--
441
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:29,353
YEAH, I GUESS.
442
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,891
GET UP A LITTLE.
YES. FORE!
443
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:37,328
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
STOP BOTHERING ME!
444
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,563
YOU'RE DRIVING
RIGHT INTO 'EM.
445
00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,666
HEY, WHAT ABOUT JOHN?
I HEAR HE'S STILL AWOL
FROM THAT BACHELOR PARTY.
446
00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:45,302
HE SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT.
HE'S MISSING AN EYEBROW...
447
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:47,371
AND HE'S GOT A TATTOO
ON HIS ASS THAT SAYS "BITCH."
448
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:49,740
FORE!
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
449
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:54,545
VERY GOOD. OH, HEY,
SPEAKING OF BITCHES.
450
00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:58,015
WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH YOU
THAT NIGHT AT THE CLUB
WITH THAT HOTTIE?
451
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,584
- NOTHIN'.
- I MEAN, JESUS!
452
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:03,420
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
453
00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,256
I THINK YOU LIKED HER
A LITTLE BIT.
NO, I DIDN'T.
454
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,325
YEAH, YOU DID.
DON'T LIE TO ME.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
455
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,428
DON'T LIE--
DON'T LIE TO DARTH, LUKE.
456
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,765
[ Imitating Lightsabers ]
457
00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:19,203
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
YOU LIKED HER.
458
00:27:19,205 --> 00:27:21,672
[ Imitates Lightsaber
Retracting ]
459
00:27:22,908 --> 00:27:25,009
NOTHIN' I CAN
DO ABOUT IT NOW.
460
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:28,779
SHOULD HAVE POKED HER IN THE WHISKERS WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE.
461
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,482
WHAT'S THAT, GRAMPS?
462
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,984
I MET THIS HOT YOUNG DISH...
463
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:37,721
AT THE WORLD'S FAIR
BACK IN 1940.
464
00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:42,526
EVERY MOMENT WITH HER WAS LIKE A SLICE OF HEAVEN. [ Whistles ]
465
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:44,928
I BET YOU REALLY
MISS GRANDMA, HUH?
466
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,298
AH, FUCK GRANDMA.
467
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,567
- HUH?
- IT'S PEARL I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
468
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:53,504
SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
469
00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,840
DON'T EVER LET THESE MOMENTS
PASS YOU BY.
470
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,681
FUCKIN' GRANDMA!
471
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,316
WOULD YOU BE NICE?
472
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:10,187
[ Chuckles ]
COME ON, SEVEN-SIX.
473
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:16,460
[ Together ]
FORE!
[ Balls Hitting Cart ]
474
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,401
[ Man ] � THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AGAIN �
475
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:28,305
� SHE TOOK ME BY SURPRISE �
476
00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:31,742
� SHE'S SO SENSITIVE �
477
00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:34,845
� IT JUST SHOULD HAPPEN SOMETIMES ��
478
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,780
YOU SUCK!
479
00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:39,783
DAMN IT.
BUT YOU SMELL
SO MINTY FRESH NOW.
480
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:43,887
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I NEED TO BORROW
YOUR BLACK GUCCI BAG.
481
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,923
GOD--
HERE.
482
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,792
IT'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
OKAY, WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IN THE LIVING ROOM.
483
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:51,562
AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE
LOOKING FOR IT, SO LET'S GO.
NO.
484
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:54,264
WILL YOU HELP ME FIND IT,
PLEASE? COME ON, PLEASE?
485
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:59,703
WELL, SINCE I'M UP NOW
AND YOU DECIDED TO TORTURE ME,
I'LL GO AND GET IT!
486
00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:01,572
[ Chuckles ]
487
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,974
[ Screams ]
OH, I'M SORRY.
OH, MY GOD. EXCUSE ME.
488
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:08,645
UM, COULD YOU GUYS TELL ME
WHERE THE BATHROOM IS?
IT'S BEHIND YOU.
489
00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:11,115
OVER HERE? OOPS.
490
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:14,752
UH--
[ Stammering ]
491
00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:17,020
WELL, THANKS.
492
00:29:17,022 --> 00:29:19,790
OH, MY COCK.
COCK.
493
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:23,227
OH, MY COCK.
OH, MY COCK.
OH, MY COCK.
494
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,195
OH, MY COCK.
495
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:28,465
[ Laughing ]
496
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:31,034
[ Moans ]
DO YOU GUYS HAVE
ANY ADVIL?
497
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:33,504
OH!
[ Chuckling ]
498
00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:37,908
JANIE.
HE IS SO CUTE.
499
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,011
[ Whispering ]
SO STUPID.
500
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:44,548
OH, BABE.
CAN I GET THAT PURSE
NOW, PLEASE?
501
00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:46,917
YES, YOU CAN GET THE PURSE.
OKAY.
NO, NOW.
502
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,019
HERE'S THE PURSE.
503
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:50,921
AH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
504
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:58,162
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO A WEDDING.
505
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,430
WHAT WEDDING?
WHO'S GETTING MARRIED?
506
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,200
WE ARE GOING TO PETER'S
BROTHER'S WEDDING.
507
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,835
PETER?
NOW LISTEN.
508
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:08,505
THIS SOMERSET PLACE
WHERE THEY LIVE IS
SOME SMALL TOWN...
509
00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:12,342
ABOUT THREE HOURS NORTH, SO WE HAVE TO GET ON THE ROAD NOW IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT.
510
00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,645
- P-PETER--
- WHAT?
511
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,948
PETER? I'M NOT GOING
TO PETER'S BROTHER'S WEDDING.
512
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,818
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YESTERDAY YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO GO.
513
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,453
SO I WENT AND, YOU KNOW--
COURTNEY.
514
00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:26,490
- I WAS JOKING.
- OH, NO, YOU WEREN'T.
515
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,692
UH, YES, I WAS.
516
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:33,063
FIFTY PERCENT OF WHAT PEOPLE SAY
WHEN THEY'RE JOKING IS TRUE.
517
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:37,234
WHICH MEANS THAT YOU DO
WANNA GO TO THIS WEDDING, BUT
YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO ADMIT IT.
518
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:41,205
SO BY MAKING SOME SORT OF JOKE
ABOUT IT, YOU GET TO SAY
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT...
519
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,240
WITHOUT BEING VULNERABLE.
520
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,609
RIGHT?
MAYBE.
521
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:49,279
OKAY, GOOD.
THE WEDDING STARTS AT 5:00.
I REFUSE TO BE LATE.
522
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:53,851
[ Squealing ]
I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME
CLOTHES ON NOW. THANK YOU.
523
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,919
THAT WAS A NICE ONE.
THANKS.
524
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,922
[ Man ] � THERE SHE GOES AGAIN SLIPPING AND SLIDING �
525
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:03,093
� DUCKING AND DIVING THERE SHE GOES AGAIN �
526
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:06,263
� TRYING ALL THIS NEW STUFF TRYING TO BE FLY �
527
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,499
� THERE SHE GOES AGAIN SLIPPING AND SLIDING ��
528
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:12,369
WATCH THE ROAD, COURTNEY! I GOT IT. I AM WATCHING THE ROAD.
529
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:15,272
THAT'S IT. ONCE WE GET OFF THE 140,
530
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:19,343
- UH-HUH.
- WE'LL TAKE THE 95,
GET OFF ON THE SOMERSET EXIT.
531
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:24,114
ALL RIGHT. THEN WE'LL JUST
DRIVE AROUND AND WE CAN FIND
THE CHURCH NO PROBLEM. TA-DA!
532
00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:26,049
[ Sniffing ]
533
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:30,387
EW! WHAT IS THAT?
534
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,756
- WHAT IS WHAT?
- YOU DON'T SMELL THAT?
535
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:35,492
- SMELL WHAT?
I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING.
- OH, JESUS!
536
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:38,896
- YOU'RE USED TO IT.
THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY SCARY.
- I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING.
537
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:42,199
IT SMELLS LIKE MOLDY ASS
IS WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE IN HERE.
538
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,836
WAIT A MINUTE.
COME TO THINK OF IT, I DID
LEAVE SOME ASS IN THE BACK.
539
00:31:45,838 --> 00:31:50,774
- YOU DID.
- ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I DID.
IT MUST BE THE ASS. NO, NO.
540
00:31:50,776 --> 00:31:52,876
SIT DOWN, PLEASE.
JESUS!
[ Screams ]
541
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:55,913
- I'M SORRY.
[ Chuckling ]
- YOU'RE GONNA KILL--
542
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,482
OW!
543
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,751
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- JESUS, COURTNEY.
544
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:03,353
- WHAT IS ALL THIS--
- NO, NO, NO, STOP.
COME ON, PLEASE. LOOK, LOOK.
545
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,723
JUST-- JUST DON'T BE THROWING
OUT ANYTHING I MIGHT NEED, OKAY?
546
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:10,861
WHERE IS IT COMING FROM,
COURTNEY? WHERE?
I CAN STILL SMELL IT.
547
00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:13,563
MAYBE IT'S YOU.
548
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:16,433
DID SOMETHING CRAWL UP
YOUR POONANI?
HEY.
549
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:21,138
LISTEN, I HAVE NEVER EVER
HAD ANY COMPLAINTS IN
THE POONANI ODOR DEPARTMENT.
550
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,473
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEITHER HAVE I, OKAY?
551
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:26,510
HIGH FIVE
ON THE CLEAN POONANI.
BITCH.
552
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:29,513
- OH. EW.
- WHAT?
553
00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:32,549
- EW, EW, EW. WHAT IS THIS?
- WHAT IS WHAT?
554
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:37,254
- WHAT IS THIS?
- OH! JESUS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW LONG IT'S BEEN IN HERE.
555
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:40,023
WHAT IS IN HERE?
[ Screaming ]
556
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,262
NO!
557
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,432
THAT IS NOT OKAY!
IT ISN'T OKAY!
558
00:32:48,434 --> 00:32:53,437
YOU ARE A DISGUSTING,
NASTY PIG. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THERE WAS MAGGOTS ON THAT--
559
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:55,572
[ Both Screaming ]
560
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:04,047
EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT
MAGGOT JUICE ALL OVER ME.
THERE IT IS.
561
00:33:04,049 --> 00:33:06,483
OH, PLEASE.
562
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,753
LADIES ROOM.
[ Knob Not Turning ]
563
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,222
[ Woman ] SOMEONE'S IN HERE.
SORRY.
564
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,825
[ Groaning ] IT MIGHT BE A WHILE.
HOW LONG?
565
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:20,263
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY. I HAD LAMB CURRY LAST NIGHT, AND I'M SHITTIN' OUT A BUICK.
566
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,232
[ Grunting ]
EW.
567
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,835
WAS IT ABSOLUTELY VITAL
FOR HER TO TELL US THAT?
568
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:29,740
[ Both ]
HELLO?
569
00:33:29,742 --> 00:33:32,309
[ Christina ] HELLO? HELLO?
570
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:34,878
IS IT ALL CLEAR?
571
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,581
OH, GOD!
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
572
00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,450
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE MAGGOTS
ALL OVER ME.
573
00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:45,455
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.
[ Screaming ]
574
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:48,091
OH, STOP IT!
[ Laughs ]
575
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:50,627
I'M GONNA PEE IN MY PANTS.
576
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,496
ALL RIGHT, I'LL JUST
USE THE URINAL.
577
00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:55,732
YOU WANNA HEAR SOME POETRY?
578
00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:59,870
"THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM BANDOO WHO FELL ASLEEP IN A CANOE.
579
00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:02,506
"HE DREAMED OF VENUS AND PLAYED WITH HIS PENIS...
580
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:06,243
AND WOKE UP WITH A HANDFUL OF... GOO."
[ Chuckles ]
581
00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,845
WAIT! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
DUDE, I GOTTA AIM.
582
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,448
OH, GOD DARN IT.
I THINK I PEED ON MYSELF.
583
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:15,185
HMM. "FOLLOW
THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD?"
584
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,653
GOD!
585
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,523
I'M FOLLOWING
THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
586
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,525
FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.
587
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,894
� LA, LA, LA, LA ��
[ Gasps ]
OH!
588
00:34:23,896 --> 00:34:27,697
BUFFY! YOU LOOK LIKE
MY OLD DOGGY BUFFY.
589
00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:32,702
- HELLO, GIRL.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN--
- OH, MY GOD! IT'S ON MY HANDS!
590
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:36,573
THERE'S A GOOD GIRL. WHAT YOU GOT, LITTLE GIRL? COME ON.
591
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,842
WHAT YOU GOT?
WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?
592
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:42,145
- DAMN IT!
- WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE?
593
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:44,081
- WHAT'S IN THERE?
WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH?
- CRAP!
594
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:47,150
- WHAT'S IN THERE?
- [ Man ] SURPRISE!
595
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:50,187
[ Screams ]
596
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:55,725
OH, CHRISTINA!
597
00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:58,495
[ Shouting Indistinctly ]
598
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:03,767
GODDAMN IT.
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW
WHAT A GLORY HOLE IS?
599
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:06,203
WELL, UNLIKE MY WHORE FRIEND
COURTNEY ROCKLIFFE,
600
00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:10,107
I DON'T USUALLY
SPEND MUCH TIME IN MEN'S
PUBLIC BATHROOMS, OKAY?
601
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:15,011
GODDAMN, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST
THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
602
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:17,914
I MEAN, I FLEW
ACROSS THAT ROOM.
603
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:20,250
AND YOU GOT FUCKED
IN THE EYE.
604
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:24,387
I'M GLAD YOU FIND IT SO
FUCKING AMUSING, OKAY?
I REALLY DO.
605
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:26,890
COULD YOU PLEASE HAVE
SOME COMPASSION?
I DO. I DO.
606
00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:30,360
BECAUSE I COULD
GO BLIND, OKAY?
NO, YOU COULD NOT.
607
00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:33,997
YES, I COULD. OW.
ALL RIGHT, LET ME LOOK
AT IT, OKAY?
608
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,900
I MEAN, A PENIS IN MY EYE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
609
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,536
LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE. SHH.
610
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:42,105
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
611
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:46,309
HOW IS IT? IS IT OKAY?
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
612
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:48,678
BUT I THINK YOU'RE PREGNANT.
613
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,781
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP IT ALREADY?
ALL RIGHT.
614
00:35:53,785 --> 00:35:56,953
[ Jane ] NOW I WANT YOU TO REDRESS THE MANNEQUINS AND CHECK THE SOCK INVENTORY.
615
00:35:56,955 --> 00:36:00,023
COME ON, JANE. IT'S SATURDAY
AND NOBODY'S HERE.
AND MR. MOONEY--
616
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:04,794
MR. MOONEY IS OFF SAILING
WITH HIS BOY TOY WHICH LEAVES ME
IN CHARGE OF THE STORE, SO SHOO.
617
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:07,264
SOMEBODY NEEDS
TO GET SOME.
618
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:10,033
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
619
00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:17,507
� LA, LA-LA, LA-LA
LA-LA ��
620
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,709
OOH, THERE'S MY DIRTY GIRL.
621
00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:23,079
AAH! NO! NO! NO!
622
00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:25,248
IT'S ME, BABY!
IT'S ME! IT'S ME!
623
00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,385
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED
LIKE THAT?
624
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:31,254
IT'S MY JOB.
I WORK AT
A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
625
00:36:31,256 --> 00:36:33,190
OH, HI.
HI.
626
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,094
YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
627
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,832
I'M HORNY.
ME TOO.
628
00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:51,341
-YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH AT THIS ONE.
-WHAT?
629
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:53,777
YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I HAD
TO DO, UH, LAUNDRY TODAY?
630
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:57,514
IT'S 'CAUSE I RAN OUT OF CLEAN
UNDERWEAR, HONEY. I'VE ONLY GOT
THE SKANKY ONES LEFT.
631
00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:00,517
TELL ME ABOUT IT, DUDE.
�� [ Radio: "Escape: Pina Colada Song" ]
632
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,720
OH, MY GOD.
YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE.
633
00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:09,759
NO WAY.
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
634
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:13,029
SPRING BREAK, 1994, BABY.
635
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,898
TURN IT UP.
OH, MY GOD.
636
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,501
�� [ Volume Increases ]
� LIKE A WORN-OUT RECORDING �
637
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,771
� OF A FAVORITE SONG �
638
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:25,041
� SO WHILE SHE LAY THERE
SLEEPING �
639
00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:29,012
� I READ THE PAPER IN BED �
640
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:32,215
� AND IN
THE PERSONAL COLUMNS �
641
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:35,018
� THERE WAS THIS LETTER
I READ �
642
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,288
� IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS �
643
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,358
� AND GETTING CAUGHT
IN THE RAIN �
644
00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:45,996
� IF YOU'RE NOT INTO YOGA �
645
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:48,798
� IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN ��
646
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,967
- OH, MY GOD. BRAIN.
- JANE!
647
00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,937
YOU AND I ARE
SO AWESOME TOGETHER.
648
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,006
WE'RE LIKE TWO PEAS
IN A POD.
649
00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:58,308
WE'RE LIKE OIL AND VINEGAR.
SHUT UP.
650
00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:01,544
OKAY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M FUCKING A PURPLE ELEPHANT.
651
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:05,815
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SHE'S NOT HERE?
WE HAVE CUSTOMERS, MISSY.
652
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:08,451
I'M SORRY, MR. MOONEY.
I'LL GO CHECK UPSTAIRS.
653
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,921
GOD, I'M GONE FOR ONE DAY,
THE PLACE TURNS INTO INDONESIA.
654
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,893
- OH, JANE. OH, JANE.
- JANE?
655
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,928
JANIE WANIE. JANIE WANIE!
JANE?
656
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,865
- [ Grunts ]
- OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY?
657
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,100
- YES, I'M FINE.
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
658
00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:26,970
NOTHING. I'M JUST
A LITTLE FRANTIC.
659
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,340
I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO TODAY. AND I'M DIZZY. I'M SO DIZZY.
660
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:33,410
WELL, MR. MOONEY IS DOWNSTAIRS
AND HE IS P-I-S-E-D.
661
00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:36,346
"PISED?"
662
00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:49,726
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I WAS UPSTAIRS
TAKING INVENTORY.
663
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,062
YEAH, MY AUNT FANNY.
664
00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,397
- EW.
- [ Phone Ringing ]
665
00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,933
GALLINI'S.
[ Courtney, Enthusiastically ]
HELLO. IS JANE THERE?
666
00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,869
YES, SHE IS.
HAVE A LOVELY DAY.
667
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,406
HELLO?
668
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,042
[ Christina, Courtney
Screaming Over Speakerphone ]
JANIE! JANIE!
669
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:09,079
SORRY, GUYS. I CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY BUSY.
670
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:11,281
[ Together ]
WE WERE JUST WONDERING--
671
00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:16,519
� DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN ��
672
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,922
- [ Grunts ]
- SHIT.
673
00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,092
�� [ Radio: Rock ]
674
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,210
OH, SHIT. SHIT.
WHAT?
675
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,379
I DROPPED THE-THE THINGY
TO MY LIP GLOSS.
676
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,881
COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME, SWEETIE?
I'LL GET IT.
677
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,154
IT'S TOO FAR OVER.
IT'S TOO FAR OVER.
I'LL GET IT.
678
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:55,291
HOLD ONTO IT.
KEEP STEERING.
I'LL KEEP GOING.
679
00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:59,662
- YEAH, IT'S RIGHT, I BELIEVE--
- HMM?
680
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:02,899
HOO!
681
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,773
OH, YEAH.
682
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:14,444
- YEAH, BABY!
- OH, YES.
683
00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,247
YES!
[ Moaning ]
684
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:20,717
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
685
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,987
OH, YOU LIKE THAT,
DIRTY GIRL?
686
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:28,291
WHOO! YES!
LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT!
687
00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:31,661
- OH, YES, DON'T STOP.
- I'M NOT GONNA STOP.
688
00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,030
[ Moaning ]
689
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:39,736
[ Howling ]
690
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,472
- [ Moans ]
- [ Laughing ]
691
00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,475
- YEAH!
- YEAH.
692
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,244
- [ Moans ]
- [ Screams ]
693
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,013
YES!
694
00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:58,822
SHIT.
695
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:02,792
OKAY, I FOUND IT.
JESUS, I ALMOST GOT
SMOTHERED DOWN THERE.
696
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,828
SHIT.
ARE YOU OKAY?
697
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,363
HUH?
YOU GOOD?
698
00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:10,433
YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD.
I'M GOOD. NEVER BETTER.
NEVER BETTER.
699
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:14,370
LET'S GET ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY ONCE WE GET TO THE WEDDING.
700
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,372
RIGHT, RIGHT. GAME PLAN.
701
00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:19,175
WALK UP TO HIM AND BE LIKE, "PETER, IS THAT YOU?
702
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,011
"OH, MY GOD. MY FRIEND COURTNEY, THAT HOT BABE OVER THERE,
703
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:25,381
SHE AND I WENT TO COLLEGE
WITH THE BRIDE."
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
704
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,884
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
NO, I CAN BELIEVE THAT.
705
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:31,321
[ Together ]
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
FREAKY!
706
00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:34,657
[ Man ] � BUT LOVE IS IN THE AIR �
707
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:38,995
� OH, WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY �
708
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:42,565
� NOTHING COULD COMPARE �
709
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:47,070
� WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE �
710
00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:50,507
� LOVE IS IN THE AIR �
711
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:55,011
� WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY �
[ Giggles ]
712
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,515
� NOTHING COULD COMPARE �
713
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:01,985
� WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE ��
714
00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,954
[ Together ]
AFTERNOON.
OKAY, GO.
715
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:08,992
WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW.
WOW!
OH, WOW.
716
00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:13,029
MISS VERA'S HAS PLENTY
TO OFFER US, DOESN'T SHE?
YES, PLENTY OF CRAP.
717
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,031
IT'S FABULOUS.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
718
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,233
OKAY, LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
719
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,302
WELCOME TO MY STORE.
CAN I HELP YOU?
720
00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,771
NO, WE WERE JUST BROWSING.
WE'RE OKAY. THANKS.
721
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:23,940
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU.
722
00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:26,175
BYE.
YOU DON'T LIKE
MY STORE, DO YOU?
723
00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,711
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT
AT ALL.
OH, NO, NO.
724
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:33,216
- IT'S REALLY A LOVELY STORE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING--
- A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC.
725
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,953
THE NEXT DRESS STORE
IS 20 MILES FROM HERE.
726
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,689
TWENTY MILES AWAY?
OH, SHIT.
727
00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:43,293
- WE'RE GONNA MISS
THE WEDDING. PERFECT.
- JUDY WEBB'S WEDDING?
728
00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:46,763
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
I DRESSED HALF THE GUESTS.
729
00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:51,467
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 22,
MY "BREASTUSES" WERE, LIKE,
730
00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:55,805
RIGHT ABOUT THERE,
NICE AND PERKY.
731
00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,908
GRAVITY HAS TAKEN THEM
TO THERE.
732
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,645
IT'S, LIKE, 22... 28.
733
00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,714
TWENTY-TWO. TWENTY-EIGHT.
734
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:08,084
TWENTY-TWO... TWENTY-EIGHT.
[ Courtney ] BUY SOME NEW ONES.
735
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,654
OKAY, WAIT, BUT WAIT.
THIS IS-- J-- WAIT.
NO, NO, NO, NO. LOOK IT.
736
00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:16,726
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS THAT?
NO, NO, NO. BUT WHAT IS THAT?
737
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:20,196
THAT, AGAIN, IS... GRAVITY.
HELLO. HI. HOW ARE YOU?
738
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:24,734
KNOCK, KNOCK.
ARE YOU DECENT?
[ Courtney ] YEAH. YES, YES, YES, YES.
739
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:27,403
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
IT'S OUR LATEST LINE.
740
00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:31,040
OH, WOW.
IF YOU NEED OTHER SIZES,
JUST HOLLER.
741
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,943
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, VERA.
742
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,145
WOW. EXCELLENT.
THANK YOU.
743
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:39,616
OH, MY, MY, MY, MY.
JESUS.
744
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:42,018
LOOK.
THAT'S NICE.
745
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,886
WAIT A MINUTE.
746
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:49,192
DO WE HAVE TIME
FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE?
WELL, YOU KNOW--
747
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:52,195
� SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT �
748
00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:56,132
� SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH �
749
00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,369
� SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW �
750
00:43:59,371 --> 00:44:04,340
� SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH �
751
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:08,444
� SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW �
752
00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:11,714
� LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WE CAN DANCE �
753
00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:15,551
� BAD ENOUGH TO STRUT MY STUFF �
754
00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:19,122
� THE MUSIC GIVES US A CHANCE �
755
00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:22,725
� WE DO MORE OUT ON THE FLOOR �
756
00:44:22,727 --> 00:44:26,729
� GROOVIN' LOOSE OR HEART TO HEART �
757
00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:29,132
� WE PUT IN MOTION EVERY SINGLE PART �
758
00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:33,703
� FUNKY SOUNDS WALL TO WALL �
759
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:36,906
� WE'RE BUMPIN' BOOTIES HAVIN' US A BALL, Y'ALL �
760
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:42,345
� SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH �
761
00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,381
� SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW ��
762
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,754
THERE YOU GO.
[ Both ]
OHH.
763
00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:54,424
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- BYE.
- YOU BOTH LOOK SENSATIONAL.
764
00:44:54,426 --> 00:44:58,294
THANKS TO YOUR STYLING,
VERA. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU TOO.
765
00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:01,898
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
ON OUR MAILING LIST?
SURE.
766
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,934
SURE. RIGHT HERE?
SURE.
767
00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:13,009
- THERE. JUST SEND IT THERE.
- OH, THAT'S SWEET.
768
00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:17,480
MM. IT SURE IS.
THANK YOU. BYE.
769
00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:21,050
WE'VE GOTTA GO. YOU OKAY?
OH, SHIT! OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T WALK IN THIS THING.
770
00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:24,220
IT'S PAINFUL, LIKE BONDAGE.
LITTLE STEPS, LITTLE STEPS.
771
00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,423
WE DON'T
HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
772
00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:31,894
OH, MY GOD!
OH!
773
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,964
OH, MY GOD! THESE...
774
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,567
ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.
775
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,939
THIS IS NOT DISCREET,
OKAY?
NO, IT ISN'T.
776
00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:47,777
WE ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO WALK INTO A WEDDING--
COME ON. IT'S VERY LA TOYA.
777
00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:51,614
I MEAN, REALLY,
LOOK AT ALL THIS--
778
00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:55,351
I MAY AS WELL
STRAP A SIGN ON MY ASS
THAT SAYS "STALKER."
779
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:59,822
OKAY?
I AM NOT GOING THERE
WEARING THIS OUTFIT.
780
00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:02,658
SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO?
YES. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO HOME.
781
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,729
REALLY?
YEAH. I MEAN, WE'VE DRIVEN
FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS...
782
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:09,932
AND EVERYTHING,
BUT, NO, LET'S GO.
783
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:13,035
PLEASE. PLEASE.
I'M SERIOUS.
LET'S GO. REALLY. LET'S GO.
784
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:17,340
- DON'T "REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY" ME
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
- I'M NOT.
785
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:23,012
-YOU ARE. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT,
YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
-NO, I-- MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
786
00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,982
COURT, THIS IS CRAZY, OKAY?
THIS IS REALLY CRAZY.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
787
00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:30,920
WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?
I JUST WISH THERE WAS
SOME SORT OF SIGN FROM GOD...
788
00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:33,389
THAT YOU AND THIS PETER DONAHUE
GUY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.
789
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:36,425
DONAHUE? HOW DO YOU KNOW
HIS LAST NAME IS DONAHUE?
790
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,694
BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING
ON HIS FACE.
791
00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,635
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM!
HE'S SO CUTE.
- YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW.
792
00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,870
CUTE? HE'S ADORABLE!
I KNOW.
793
00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:50,706
AND LOOK AT THIS:
"EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES
TURNS TO SOLD."
794
00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:54,544
- AND HE'S FUNNY!
HE'S FUNNY, TOO, SEE?
- I KNOW.
795
00:46:54,546 --> 00:46:57,680
[ Bell Tolling ] �� [ Organ ]
796
00:46:57,682 --> 00:46:59,549
CHURCH BELLS?
797
00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:12,662
[ Talking, Indistinct ]
798
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:15,498
NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
799
00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:26,142
ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK-- BRIDE OR GROOM'S SIDE?
800
00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:30,346
I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM, I THINK.
DID YOU MISPLACE YOUR BLADDER?
801
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,149
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I'M WEARING
THE TIGHTEST SKIRT EVER, OKAY?
802
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,052
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
THANK YOU.
803
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,121
HI. COULD YOU TELL ME
WHERE THE RESTROOM IS?
IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE.
804
00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:41,490
OUTSIDE. OKAY. GOD!
805
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:51,033
OH, GOD.
[ Panting ]
806
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,836
HELLO? HELL-OO?
807
00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:58,541
I GOTTA PEE, PEE,
PEE, PEE. OHH! OH, GOD!
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
808
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:02,812
I CAN'T BREATHE.
REALLY? OKAY. JUST BREATHE.
809
00:48:02,814 --> 00:48:05,948
STAY CALM. YOU'RE GONNA
BE OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY?
[ Quavering ]
810
00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:09,252
OKAY, UH, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
WATER.
811
00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:13,055
[ Groans, Whimpers ]
OKAY.
812
00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:16,392
- THANK YOU.
- THERE YOU GO. I'M JUST GONNA
LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A SECOND.
813
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,128
OKAY?
[ Knocking ]
814
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:23,466
[ Man ] JUDY?
IN A MINUTE, DAD! [ Gasping ]
815
00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:27,470
OKAY, OKAY.
816
00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:31,407
I DON'T WANNA GO
IN THE DEEP END. I DON'T
WANNA GO IN THE DEEP END!
817
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:34,143
UH--
[ Crying ]
818
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:38,047
FLOWERS! HERE.
819
00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,917
I LOOK LIKE A MAGAZINE BRIDE.
NO, YOU DON'T.
820
00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,654
YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE THE PERFECT BRIDE.
821
00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:47,890
WHY DON'T I FEEL GOOD?
822
00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:51,394
WELL, I'M SURE THAT
YOU'RE JUST REALLY NERVOUS.
IT'S A BIG DAY, RIGHT?
823
00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:56,632
IT'S WHAT EVERY GIRL
DREAMS OF, BUT HOW
DO YOU KNOW IT'S REAL?
824
00:48:56,634 --> 00:49:00,903
I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T ANSWER THAT
FOR YOU, REALLY,
825
00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:05,708
BUT I'M SURE THE TWO OF YOU
ARE GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY
TOGETHER.
826
00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:10,313
AND IF YOU'RE NOT,
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS
JUST GET DIVORCED.
827
00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:13,382
YEAH!
YEAH! SEE?
IT'LL BE OKAY.
828
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:19,255
RIGHT. YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
SO JUST GET YOURSELF TOGETHER.
YOU LOOK SMASHING.
829
00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,090
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
830
00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,793
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU DO. AMAZING.
831
00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:28,197
THANK YOU.
NOW GET OFF MY DRESS.
OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.
832
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:31,801
- I'M GETTING MARRIED!
- YEA!
833
00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:39,241
- HI.
- [ Grunts ]
834
00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:50,419
��
835
00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,189
�� [ Dissonant Notes ]
836
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,793
I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA.
GRANDMA?
837
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,197
WHERE IS SHE?
838
00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:12,975
�� [ Dissonant Notes Continue ]
839
00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:22,184
[ Mouthing Words ]
840
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,256
[ Doorknob Clatters To Ground ]
[ Gasps ]
841
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:32,528
[ Whispering ]
IT'S JESUS. LOOK!
IT'S JESUS.
842
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,799
BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE,
BEETLEJUICE.
843
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,641
OKAY, BOYS, WE'RE ON.
844
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,777
OKAY. ALL RIGHT?
OKAY. YEP.
845
00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:49,779
STRAIGHT?
YEP. BIG MOMENT.
846
00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:52,615
YOU LOOK NICE TOO.
DON'T STRESS. DON'T STRESS.
847
00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:55,618
A LITTLE SLAP.
SLAP ME. OKAY.
YEAH? HUH?
848
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:58,521
DON'T BE GAY IN GOD'S HOUSE.
GIVE ME A HIT. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
849
00:50:58,523 --> 00:51:00,923
OKAY.
LET'S GO. LET'S DO IT.
850
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:05,795
�� [ "Wedding March" ]
SH-SHIT.
851
00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:08,564
�� [ Continues ]
852
00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,374
CHRIS?
[ Yelps ]
853
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:21,444
OH, MY GOD!
ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
854
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:25,281
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I GOT LOCKED IN.
855
00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,783
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH. FUCK.
856
00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:29,785
OW.
YOU OKAY?
857
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:32,555
YEAH, I'M GOOD. I WAS STUCK.
WE DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE.
858
00:51:32,557 --> 00:51:35,257
WHY?
'CAUSE I MADE FRIENDS
WITH THE BRIDE.
859
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,959
COOL.
860
00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:42,031
WHAT? WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
YOU CANNOT LOCK THE DOOR.
861
00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:45,201
DON'T KNOCK
DOWN THE DOOR.
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO?
862
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,103
I'M TRYING.
863
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,309
OH, PLEASE, GOD.
864
00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:58,781
AH, SUKI, SUKI!
AH, SUKI, SUKI.
865
00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:01,150
�� [ "Wedding March"
Continues ]
866
00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:05,154
SHH! IT'S ALREADY STARTED.
ALL RIGHT.
867
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,232
I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA.
[ Groans ]
868
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:20,870
- DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY...
- HI.
869
00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:24,807
TO CELEBRATE
THE HOLY MATRIMONY...
870
00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:29,411
OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE.
871
00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:32,748
PETER? OOF!
872
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,718
- OH, JESUS CHRIST!
- [ Crowd Murmuring ]
873
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:39,455
- IT'S PETER! SHIT!
- [ Woman ] I DIDN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T DO IT.
874
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:42,324
SHE DID IT.
875
00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:48,164
THIS-- THIS ISN'T
THE GLICKMAN BAR MITZVAH?
876
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:51,634
- IS IT? NO?
- [ Groans ]
- MOISHE, ARE YOU HERE?
877
00:52:51,636 --> 00:52:54,670
NO? GOOD. OKAY. MAZELTOV.
COME ON, SHARON.
LET'S GO. MAZELTOV.
878
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,872
- CHRISTINA?
- THE HOTTIE.
879
00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,341
[ Courtney ]
SHALOM!
880
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,912
� HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY �
881
00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:07,716
THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN. THERE ARE NO JEWS
IN SOMERSET.
882
00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,118
[ Coughs ]
883
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,555
[ Prolonged Groaning ]
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
884
00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:16,025
SHALL WE PROCEED?
OH, SURE.
885
00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:20,029
[ Minister Clears Throat ]
886
00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:24,900
DEARLY BELOVED,
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY...
887
00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:29,071
TO CELEBRATE
THE HOLY MATRIMONY...
888
00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:35,211
OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE.
889
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:38,214
[ Clears Throat ]
890
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:43,519
WHICH IS AN HONORABLE ESTATE, INSTITUTED OF GOD,
891
00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:48,691
SIGNIFYING UNTO US THE MYSTICAL UNION THAT IS BETWEEN CHRIST...
892
00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,893
AND--
893
00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:54,897
- PETER? PETER?
- SAINT--
894
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:57,900
- [ Tut-Tutting ]
- PETER?
895
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,102
YEAH?
I'M HAVING RESERVATIONS.
896
00:54:00,104 --> 00:54:02,171
WHERE?
897
00:54:02,173 --> 00:54:05,541
- ...AND IS COMMENDED--
- ABOUT THIS.
- REALLY?
898
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:09,011
SHH, SHH-SHH-SHH.
899
00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:13,249
- ...ST. PAUL TO BE HONORABLE...
- ME TOO.
- REALLY?
900
00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,818
- AMONG ALL M-M-M--
- YEAH.
901
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:21,757
SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
...ALL MEN, AND THEREFORE
IS NOT BY ANY--
902
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:26,428
I MEAN, I LOVE YOU,
BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
903
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,697
- ...LIGHTLY.
- ANYMORE.
904
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,233
- OH, NO.
- YOU'RE RUINING IT.
905
00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:35,871
- BUT--
- WE'RE STILL FRIENDS.
- HEY, HEY!
906
00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:39,942
I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED.
I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED!
907
00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:43,779
NO-- NO KISS.
I HAVEN'T MARRIED YOU YET.
908
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:49,218
- [ Both ]
WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!
- [ Low Murmuring ]
909
00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,220
MIGUEL?
910
00:54:51,222 --> 00:54:53,455
- AHH.
- DAD.
911
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,892
BUT WE ARE
HAVING THE PARTY.
[ Both Yelling ]
912
00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,428
EXIT IN THE BACK.
IT'S TO THE LEFT.
913
00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:18,113
[ Screaming ]
914
00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:23,085
� CLOSE YOUR EYES
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME YOUR HAND �
915
00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:28,624
� DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING �
HI. HOW YOU DOIN'?
I'M OKAY.
916
00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,492
YOU OKAY?
YEAH-- NO, I'M OKAY.
917
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,996
YOU OWE ME 30,000
FOR THIS WEDDING.
DADDY, PLEASE.
918
00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,532
SO YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING?
WHAT'S THAT?
919
00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:41,437
I THINK I'M GONNA
CASH IN THE HONEYMOON TICKETS,
FLY TO BALI AND GO SCUBA DIVING.
920
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:45,274
- I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF,
PECKER-HEAD!
- DADDY, STOP.
921
00:55:45,276 --> 00:55:47,609
SWEETIE?
YES?
922
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:51,347
- I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
- I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE:
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DEAD MAN!
923
00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:53,182
DAD.
924
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:56,352
I MET SOMEONE.
YOU MET SOMEONE?
925
00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:58,520
ON-LINE.
ON-LINE.
926
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:02,358
��
927
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,162
- HIS NAME IS RICKY.
I THINK HE'S REALLY SPECIAL.
- FUCK IT! IT'S GO TIME!
928
00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:11,367
SON OF A BITCH!
DADDY, STOP IT!
929
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:25,714
COURT?
MM-HMM?
930
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,552
REFRESH MY MEMORY.
WAS THAT PETER'S WEDDING
WE WALKED IN ON?
931
00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,223
YEAH.
932
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,592
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
YEP.
933
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:42,798
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
934
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,502
I MEET A GUY FOR TWO MINUTES,
935
00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:51,407
AND I'M CHASING AFTER HIM
LIKE HE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL.
936
00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:55,511
WELL, MAYBE YOU WANT SOMEONE SPECIAL...
937
00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:57,880
FOR ONCE, YOU KNOW?
938
00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:01,750
MAYBE YOU WERE THINKIN'
THAT YOU WERE TIRED...
939
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,286
OF THE GAME.
940
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,991
YOU TIRED OF THE GAME?
941
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,162
YEP.
942
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,400
LET'S GO HOME.
943
00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:21,036
OKAY.
944
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,174
[ Chattering ]
945
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,212
I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
946
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:32,481
[ Chattering Continues ]
947
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:35,984
[ Woman Over Police Radio ] 1034 TO ANY AND ALL UNITS:PLEASE RESPOND TO 1151 KEARNEY.
948
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:40,689
- [ Christina ] OH, MY GOD.
- [ Courtney ] WHAT'S GOING ON?
- EXCUSE ME. OFFICER?
949
00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:46,295
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- TWENTY YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER
SEEN SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE.
950
00:57:46,297 --> 00:57:49,598
WHAT? WHERE?
WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY?
951
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,635
- APARTMENT THREE.
- BUT THAT'S MY APARTMENT.
952
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,904
JANE.
JANE. JANE!
953
00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:58,874
POOR GIRL
NEVER SAW IT COMING.
954
00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:03,645
EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME.
[ Radio Chatter Continues ]
955
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,081
CHRIST!
I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE.
IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
956
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,952
- I LIVE HERE. JANE!
- [ Courtney ]
EXCUSE ME.
957
00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:12,855
JANE? JANIE?
958
00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:15,257
JANIE? OH, JESUS!
OH, MY GOD!
959
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:18,260
- [ Jane, Muffled ]
CHRISTINA?
- APPARENTLY THEY'RE STUCK.
960
00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:22,965
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Courtney ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- JANIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
961
00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:26,034
- [ Muffled, Indistinct ]
- HOW ARE YOU STUCK?
962
00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,704
- I HAVE A PIERCING.
- [ All Gasping ]
963
00:58:28,706 --> 00:58:31,673
- [ Mockingly ] OOH.
- I DON'T GET IT.
HOW IS SHE STUCK?
964
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:35,777
BEHIND HER TONSILS.
HOW THE HELL
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
965
00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:38,881
- LISTEN, HONEY, I'M GONNA
JUST PULL YOU REALLY GENTLY.
- OHH, NO.
966
00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:42,451
- SHH. I'M GONNA PULL,
OKAY? GENTLY.
- [ Christina ] BE CAREFUL.
967
00:58:42,453 --> 00:58:44,453
[ Screaming ]
968
00:58:44,455 --> 00:58:46,755
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
969
00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:50,726
WE'VE GOT THE AMBULANCE
OUTSIDE AND THE O.R. PREPPED FOR
SURGERY. WE HAVE TO GET GOING.
970
00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:53,529
- NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT.
- WHAT?
- [ Christina ] SHE COULD SING.
971
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:56,598
YOU COULD SING.
IT RELAXES THE THROAT. TRY.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
972
00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,603
TRY, TRY--
� RELAX, DON'T DO IT
WHEN YOU WANNA GET TO IT �
973
00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:04,773
� RELAX, DON'T DO IT
WHEN YOU WANNA COME �
974
00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,809
- STOP IT.
YOU'RE GETTIN' ME HARD AGAIN.
- [ Gulping ]
975
00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:10,746
- IT'S--
IT'S THE WRONG SONG. OKAY.
- [ Christina ] WHAT? WHAT?
976
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,282
ARMAGEDDON.
[ Both ] � I COULD �
977
00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:15,918
� STAY AWAKE �
978
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,255
� JUST TO HEAR
YOU BREATHIN' �
979
00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:24,259
� WATCH YOU SMILE
WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPIN' �
980
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,428
[ Both ]
� I COULD SPEND MY LIFE �
981
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,364
� IN THIS SWEET SURRENDER �
982
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:34,570
- COME ON, SWEETIE. TRY.
- [ Muffled ]
983
00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:39,942
� AS EVERY MOMENT
SPENT WITH YOU �
984
00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:45,447
[ All ]
� IS A MOMENT I TREASURE �
985
00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:48,617
� I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES �
986
00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:51,353
� I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP �
987
00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:56,191
- � 'CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABY �
- � AND I DON'T WANNA
MISS A THING �
988
00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:59,561
� 'CAUSE EVEN
WHEN I DREAM OF YOU �
989
00:59:59,563 --> 01:00:02,631
� THE SWEETEST DREAM
WILL NEVER DO �
990
01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:07,502
� I'D STILL MISS YOU, BABY
AND I DON'T WANNA
MISS A THING �
991
01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:12,975
� I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP �
992
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:17,813
� 'CAUSE I'LL MISS YOU, BABY
AND I DON'T WANNA
MISS A THING �
993
01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:21,683
� EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU �
YES! OH, JANIE! YES!
994
01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:23,785
� THE SWEETEST THING
WILL NEVER DO �
995
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:28,790
� I STILL MISS YOU, BABY
AND I DON'T WANNA
MISS A THING ��
996
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:33,161
[ Shrieks ]
� HOW DO I LIVE
WITHOUT YOU �
997
01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:36,698
� I WANT TO KNOW ��
WHAT?
998
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,900
[ Christina ]
IT WAS MILLI.
IT WAS VANILLI.
999
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:40,969
OH, WHATEVER.
NO. NOT "WHATEVER."
1000
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:45,741
SO SHE SAYS TO HIM,
"GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE"
CHANGED MY LIFE.
1001
01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:49,144
IT DID, OKAY? I'M SORRY.
A TEAR-- JUST A SAD
LITTLE TEAR SLOWLY--
1002
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,381
OH, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I WAS 16 YEARS OLD.
1003
01:00:52,383 --> 01:00:56,551
OKAY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I STARTED TALKING TO HER IN THE SECOND GRADE.
1004
01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,054
- I SWEAR, I DON'T.
- BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT
I WAS THE SHIT.
1005
01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:02,858
- YOU ARE THE SHIT.
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- SHITHEAD.
1006
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,927
- OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT?
1007
01:01:05,929 --> 01:01:09,531
THEY FOUND A DONOR FOR MY PATIENT. OKAY. I GOTTA GO. SORRY, GUYS.
1008
01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:12,534
- YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRISTINA?
IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.
- IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, GREG.
1009
01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:15,704
-JANE, IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.
-[ Muffled ] GREAT MEETING YOU.
1010
01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:19,641
-SO SORRY I HAVE TO RUN OFF.
I'LL MAKE YOU RISOTTO TOMORROW.
-IT'S FINE.
1011
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:23,045
- IT'S GOOD.
- [ Greg ] OKAY.
- BYE.
1012
01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:27,149
- OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY,
THAT WAS SO SWEET?
- HE'S GREAT.
1013
01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:31,720
- SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP.
- HE'S SO SWEET.
- HE DOESN'T HAVE PIERCINGS?
1014
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,722
NO.
1015
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:37,359
UM, I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY,
BECAUSE, UM,
1016
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:42,431
I HAVEN'T DONE THAT WITH HIM YET, SO, YOU KNOW--
1017
01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:48,637
OH, YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM.
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA JINX IT, SO--
1018
01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:51,540
OHH.
1019
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:56,545
� AND IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION �
1020
01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:59,781
� A DAY IN PRISON �
1021
01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:01,917
� IT'S GOT ME OUT OF MY HEAD �
1022
01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:06,588
� AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAME HERE FOR �
1023
01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:10,592
� OH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW �
1024
01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:16,431
[ Numbers Beeping ]
1025
01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:21,570
[ Phone Beeps Off ]
1026
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,756
� IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION �
1027
01:02:40,758 --> 01:02:44,826
� A DAY IN PRISON �
HEY.
1028
01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,062
HEY.
� IT'S GOT ME OUT OF MY HEAD AND I DON'T KNOW ��
1029
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:49,931
I CLOSED
ON THE MAHALOCK HOUSE TODAY.
GREAT NEWS FOR YOU.
1030
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:55,771
YOU DON'T NEED TO DO A THING.
WHAT DID THEY SAY
ABOUT MY ALUMINUM SIDING?
1031
01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,672
NO.
1032
01:02:57,674 --> 01:03:01,042
REALLY?
REALLY. BE CAREFUL
WITH THOSE FAT-FREE CHIPS.
1033
01:03:01,044 --> 01:03:05,247
THEY CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE.
YOU CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE.
1034
01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:08,383
IT SAYS SO ON THE BAG.
1035
01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,522
[ Spitting ]
1036
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:21,329
WHAT-- WHAT KIND OF
MARKETING BRAINIAC PUTS
"ANAL LEAKAGE" ON HIS PRODUCT?
1037
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:24,599
HOW CAN THEY EVEN
SELL THAT CRAP?
1038
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,935
WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?
9:30.
1039
01:03:28,572 --> 01:03:31,506
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
GOING TO COSTA RICA.
[ Sighs ]
1040
01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:35,177
- YOU KNOW, YOUR FEMALE PROBLEMS
ARE COMPLETELY OVER WITH.
- HOPE SO.
1041
01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:38,847
OH, THEY ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR ABOUT COSTA RICAN WOMEN?
1042
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:41,316
- FOR FIVE PESOS--
- NO, NO. ROG, ROG.
1043
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:45,687
- THEY TAKE YOUR CHIMICHANGA
AND YOUR POQUITO--
- NO, NO, SE�OR. SE�OR--
1044
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,923
LISTEN TO ME.
NO. NO QUIERO.
1045
01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:52,327
ALL I'M SAYIN' IS MAKE NICE
WITH THE CONCIERGE, OKAY?
[ Car Horn Tooting ]
1046
01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:59,000
- YOU ALL RIGHT, VERA?
- COULDN'T BE BETTER!
OHH.
1047
01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:03,371
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?
1048
01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:06,274
JUST PUT HER DOWN
RIGHT HERE, BOYS.
OKEYDOKEY.
1049
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:09,311
PETER, SINCE YOU'RE
GOING AWAY-- DO YOU WANNA
BE ON OUR MAILING LIST?
1050
01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:13,114
YES, I WOULD, MA'AM.
I'D LOVE TO.
THANK YOU.
1051
01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:17,552
PETE, I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET US OFF THAT MAILING LIST
SINCE 1982.
1052
01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:21,756
RELAX, ROG.
THIS IS
THE HOTTEST CHICK THAT'S EVER
BEEN IN THIS STORE, YOU KNOW?
1053
01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:25,594
THEY CAUGHT HER
TRYING TO ESCAPE.
1054
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:39,040
[ Christina Crying ]
1055
01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:48,149
THAT IS SO WEIRD.
I KNOW. VERY STRANGE.
1056
01:04:48,151 --> 01:04:50,986
[ Imitates Vocal Tic ]
I KNOW.
1057
01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,589
HEY. HEY.
1058
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:58,793
SWEETIE? CHRISTINA,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT HAPPENED?
1059
01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:03,798
I CAME TO JUST EAT MY COOKIE
AND MAKE A PHONE CALL.
1060
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,602
YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO EAT THE COOKIES?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1061
01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:11,072
JUST READ THIS.
ALL RIGHT.
1062
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:15,477
"COMMANDMENT NUMBER NINE:
THOU SHALT LOVE
WHAT'S POSSIBLE."
1063
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:19,614
- OH, CHRISTINA, HONEY,
WE'VE GONE OVER THIS.
- NOT THAT ONE.
1064
01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:22,651
YOU DID NOT KNOW THE GUY WAS GONNA BE GETTING MARRIED, ALL RIGHT?
1065
01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:26,388
IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT JUST WASN'T POSSIBLE, SWEETIE.
NOT THAT ONE.
1066
01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:30,525
- THE NEXT ONE. COMMANDMENT TEN.
- COMMANDMENT TEN.
- "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR?"
1067
01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:35,764
- YES. "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR."
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
"FEAR"?
1068
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:38,466
WHAT YOU DID
WAS AN INCREDIBLY BRAVE THING.
1069
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:43,204
YOU COMPLETELYDROPPED ALL OF YOUR BOUNDARIES, AND YOU MET THIS GUY HALFWAY.
1070
01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:48,443
- YOU MET HIM MORE THAN HALFWAY.
YOU WENT TO SOMERSET.
- YOU GUYS, IT WAS ANOTHER GAME.
1071
01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:53,782
COME ON. IF HE HADN'T
BEEN GETTING MARRIED, WHAT
DO YOU THINK I WOULD'VE DONE?
1072
01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:59,087
HUH? THAT'S RIGHT. COURT, YOU KNOW.
1073
01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:03,158
I WOULD'VE
DONE THE SAME OLD THING.
I WOULD'VE HESITATED.
1074
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,928
I WOULD'VE FROZE UP.
1075
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:10,532
I WOULD'VE KISSED HIM
AND THEN RAN OFF.
1076
01:06:10,534 --> 01:06:14,035
[ Sighs ] GIVE HIM
THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER.
1077
01:06:14,037 --> 01:06:19,107
HOOK THAT FISH
AND JUST THROW HIM
RIGHT BACK.
1078
01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:21,076
JESUS.
1079
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:29,718
- I'M STUCK IN A RUT.
- OH, SWEETIE.
1080
01:06:31,088 --> 01:06:34,089
A BIG, FAT RUT.
1081
01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:40,195
YOU GUYS, I DON'T
WANNA BE THAT GIRL ANYMORE.
1082
01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,497
I KNOW.
YOU KNOW?
1083
01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,533
I KNOW.
NONE OF US DO.
1084
01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:52,173
LET'S GO DANCING.
1085
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,709
� YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME �
1086
01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:59,247
SO, ANY CHANCE?
OF WHAT? NO-HO.
DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
1087
01:06:59,249 --> 01:07:03,585
SHE'S ON A MISSION.
� YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME �
1088
01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:09,457
� TO GIVE UP ON YOUR MIND �
1089
01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:13,795
- �� [ Continues, Indistinct ]
- HOW'S IT SHAKIN', LADIES?
1090
01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:16,998
NO, THANK YOU.
YOUR BODY IS BANGING.
1091
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,968
YOUR FACE IS TOO.
NEAT-O. THANKS. NEAT.
1092
01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:24,339
� IT'S TIME � � JUST COME ON �
1093
01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:28,576
� JUST GIVE IN � [ Indistinct ]
WHAT'S GOIN' ON,
HOT MAMA?
1094
01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,881
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BRINGIN' IT DOWN NOW.
1095
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:36,084
BRINGIN' IT UP NOW.
OH, YEAH.
1096
01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:39,354
WHOOP, WHOOP!
YEAH. HERE IT COMES, BABY.
1097
01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:44,159
FEEL THE MONKEY. WORK
THE MONKEY, MONKEY, MONK!
THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY!
1098
01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:47,996
THE MONKEY. OOH-OOH, AH-AH.
[ Laughing ]
1099
01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:51,433
THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY.
YEAH. YOU
WORKIN' THAT MONKEY.
1100
01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:54,069
YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER.
THANKS.
1101
01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:57,772
NO. YOU ARE.
YOU HAVE SOME ORIGINAL MOVES.
I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON 'EM.
1102
01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:01,109
HAVE WE MET BEFORE?
A COUPLE TIMES.
1103
01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:03,845
I'M DONNY.
1104
01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:08,950
HI. [ Laughs Nervously ]
CHRISTINA.
1105
01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:13,154
IT FEELS
LIKE SIXTEEN CANDLES.
1106
01:08:13,156 --> 01:08:16,357
I'D LOVE
TO TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME.
REALLY?
1107
01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:22,597
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
I MEAN, GIVE ME YOUR CARD.
I'LL CALL YOU SOMETIME.
1108
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:28,002
THANK YOU. YOU SEEM
LIKE A REALLY NICE PERSON.
1109
01:08:28,004 --> 01:08:31,973
YEAH, WORK THAT MONKEY.
I'LL WORK ON THE MONKEY.
1110
01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:37,579
� WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY YOU'VE FOUND SOMEBODY �
1111
01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:42,584
� WHO MAKES YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN' WITH YOU, COOL �
1112
01:08:42,586 --> 01:08:46,488
� SO YOU ACT LIKE YOU READY BUT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW �
1113
01:08:46,490 --> 01:08:49,824
� AND EVERYTHING IN YOUR PAST YOU WANNA LET IT GO �
1114
01:08:49,826 --> 01:08:53,361
� I BEEN THERE, DONE IT � [ Indistinct ]
1115
01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:56,798
� AFTER ALL THAT THIS IS WHAT I FOUND �
1116
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,235
� NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE �
1117
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:03,071
HEY, DONNY. HI.
HEY.
1118
01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:05,840
HEY, DO YOU HAVE A PEN?
YOU BETCHA.
1119
01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:09,844
� YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD � [ Continues, Indistinct ]
1120
01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:14,115
I'M A JERK,
AND I WANNA APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE
I DID NOT PLAN ON CALLING YOU.
1121
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:17,152
I AM GONNA
GIVE YOU MY NUMBER
SO THAT YOU CAN CALL ME...
1122
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:20,321
BECAUSE I FOUND OUT
SOMETHING...
1123
01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:26,294
THAT WAS COMPLETELY
LIFE-CHANGING-- THAT IT'S OKAY
TO TAKE A CHANCE, YOU KNOW?
1124
01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:30,265
IT'S OKAY TO. LOVE IS CRAZY,
AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS.
IT'S TAKING A CHANCE.
1125
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:35,470
AND MY GIRLFRIEND COURTNEY
AND I WENT ON THIS CRAZY RIDE
AND WENT FOR A GUY.
1126
01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:39,874
I WENT ACROSS THE STATE
PRACTICALLY TO FIND THIS GUY
THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
1127
01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:44,512
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
BUT HERE I AM, I'M HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
1128
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:49,517
AND I KNOW THAT IF I JUST
TAKE A CHANCE-- MAYBE WITH YOU--
THAT, I DON'T KNOW--
1129
01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:55,857
FORGET IT. UH,
WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO
TO GET LAID?
1130
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:58,660
� YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD �
1131
01:09:58,662 --> 01:10:02,964
� HANG YOUR OWN PHONE UP HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT BACK �
1132
01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,667
� OH, YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD �
1133
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:10,405
� IF YOU MISS A DATE YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S A DRAG �
1134
01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:15,376
� OH, YOU GOT IT BAD WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE HOUSE �
1135
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:21,382
� AND YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE FUN THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU GOT IT BAD ��
1136
01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:24,886
�� [ Continues, Indistinct ]
[ Christina ] NO PROBLEM.
OKAY. HERE YOU GO.
1137
01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:27,989
[ Talking, Indistinct ]
1138
01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,630
UM, CHRIS?
YEAH?
1139
01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:38,466
HONEY?
1140
01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:40,969
UH--
WAIT. WHAT?
1141
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,907
OH, MY GOD.
1142
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:53,781
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THIS ONE ON YOUR OWN.
1143
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:57,652
IT'S ALL GOOD, GIRL.
SHH.
1144
01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:02,090
FIGURE THIS ONE OUT.
FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY.
1145
01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:05,059
- [ Imitates Rooster Crowing ]
- [ Courtney ] STOP.
1146
01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:09,530
CHRISTINA.
1147
01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:12,700
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1148
01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,303
I CAME HERE
TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU.
1149
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:19,207
FOR WHAT?
FOR NOT TELLING YOU
I WAS GETTING MARRIED.
1150
01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:22,577
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT,
AND I DIDN'T.
AND I'M SORRY.
1151
01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:25,713
YOU'RE THE GUY
THAT NEEDS THE LAST FLING
BEFORE YOUR WEDDING. THAT'S--
1152
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:31,019
NO, NO. I'M NOT THAT GUY.
YOU SPILLED MY DRINK,
AND I LET YOU BUY ME A BEER.
1153
01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,888
THAT WAS ALL THERE WAS
TO IT.
1154
01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:39,193
WE HAD FUN.
WE TALKED. THAT WAS IT.
1155
01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:40,928
RIGHT?
1156
01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:45,400
YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
1157
01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,436
I DIDN'T GET MARRIED.
1158
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:56,577
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
JUDY AND I,
WE CALLED IT OFF.
1159
01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:58,613
WELL,
1160
01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:03,551
I HOPE THAT THING
THAT HAPPENED DIDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
1161
01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:06,654
NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
1162
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:09,824
JUDY AND I BOTH REALIZED
WE WERE DOING THE WRONG THING.
1163
01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,727
I MEAN, TWO PEOPLE
SHOULD BE IN LOVE.
1164
01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:16,097
BUT JUDY--
I MEAN, SHE'S HAPPY.
SHE'S SCUBA DIVING IN BALI.
1165
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:20,468
SHE REALLY LIKED YOU TOO.
SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT.
WHY WERE YOU AT MY WEDDING?
1166
01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,403
[ Sighs ]
YOU KNOW,
1167
01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:27,175
IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE
SORT OF SPONTANEOUS THINGS
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DO.
1168
01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:33,314
IT WAS JUST REALLY--
IT JUST GOT SCREWED UP.
1169
01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:40,955
LOOK, I CAME HERE TONIGHT
'CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YA.
1170
01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:45,626
AND I THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE, UH--
1171
01:12:45,628 --> 01:12:50,998
WELL, THAT NIGHT
THAT WE MET, I THOUGHT
THERE WAS SOMETHING,
1172
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,334
SOME FEELING I HAD
ABOUT US OR--
1173
01:12:53,336 --> 01:12:58,039
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
YOU MIGHT FEEL THAT WAY TOO.
1174
01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:01,909
IS THIS A MUTUAL THING,
OR AM I JUST-- THIS IS NOT
A MUTUAL THING AT ALL.
1175
01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:05,980
THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING.
I AM STUPID.
I SHOULD GO.
WAIT, WAIT.
1176
01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:11,352
I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR
WASTING YOUR TIME, AND I'M GONNA
JUMP OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE.
1177
01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:14,789
THANKS. SEE YA.
I'M STUPID.
THAT'S RIGHT.
1178
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:20,361
IN FACT, THAT'S IT-- EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO-- TO DO.
1179
01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:24,565
THAT'S, UH-- YES, YES.
GOSH, IT'S GOING SO WELL.
1180
01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,667
YES.
1181
01:13:46,156 --> 01:13:49,490
I'M NOT GONNA BE AFRAID.
1182
01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:57,064
PETER?
1183
01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:02,670
SHIT! PETER?
PETER, WAIT!
1184
01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,743
PETER!
1185
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:10,978
PETER?
1186
01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,317
SHIT.
1187
01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:23,224
[ Muttering ]
1188
01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:27,094
HI.
1189
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,703
COME ON! OH!
[ Laughs ]
1190
01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:38,639
ARE YOU OKAY?
1191
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:41,509
YES. OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD.
1192
01:14:41,511 --> 01:14:44,479
LOOK, I DON'T THINK I REALLY
HANDLED THAT TOO WELL.
NO, LISTEN.
1193
01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:47,815
I DIDN'T HANDLE IT AT ALL.
I'M SO SORRY.
1194
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:52,753
LOOK, I WANTED TO FIND YOU
SO I COULD TELL YOU THAT-- WHAT
I COULDN'T TELL YOU UP THERE,
1195
01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:55,923
WHICH WAS THAT I DID COME
TO YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE
I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
1196
01:14:55,925 --> 01:15:00,094
BECAUSE THE FEELING
IS MUTUAL, AND YOU'D BETTER
BE A REALLY GOOD KISSER.
1197
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,772
WOW.
1198
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,676
THAT WAS WEAK.
1199
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:18,079
WEAK?
YEAH.
1200
01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,850
IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN TRY AGAIN.
1201
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,019
OKAY?
1202
01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:37,064
YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER
IN MY DREAM. IT'S WEIRD.
WH--
1203
01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:39,534
HOLD THESE.
1204
01:15:42,639 --> 01:15:45,973
I THOUGHT THIS WAS,
LIKE, MUTUAL.
OH, MY GOD.
1205
01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:49,210
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
LISTEN, I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY?
1206
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:52,179
WHAT? WAIT, WAIT.
1207
01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:55,816
- THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS.
REALLY NICE TOUCH.
- I'M OUT OF PRACTICE.
1208
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:59,820
I JUST WOKE UP.
UNBELIEVABLE!
1209
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:09,897
CHRISTINA WALTERS.
YEP, I KNOW HER.
1210
01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:13,701
BITCH.
MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL.
1211
01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:17,305
FIRST SHE TRIES
TO PAWN ME OFF ON HER FRIEND.
THEN SHE CALLS ME A DICK.
1212
01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:19,874
THEN SHE
HUNTS ME DOWN LIKE A DOG
AT MY OWN WEDDING.
1213
01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:24,211
THEN, WHEN I TRY
TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING,
SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW YOU.
1214
01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:28,282
"YOU'RE ONE OF HUNDREDS.
I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR YOU.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
1215
01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:31,819
WAH, WAH, WAH.
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA."
1216
01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:33,654
[ Shrieks ]
1217
01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:36,557
IS THAT HOW I SOUNDED?
"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"?
1218
01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:43,931
LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA.
THE MOVIE IS STARTING.
1219
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,934
LET'S GO.
1220
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,937
[ Chattering Continues ]
1221
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:53,140
[ All Laughing, Screeching ]
1222
01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,213
[ Peter ] WHO LOVES YA? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
1223
01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:01,349
[ Laughing ]
1224
01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:16,964
- FUCK GRANDMA.
- � WHEN IT'S OVER �
1225
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:22,703
� THAT'S THE TIME I FALL IN LOVE AGAIN �
1226
01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:27,842
SAVE YOURSELF A BUCK.
1227
01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:32,880
- � AND WHEN YOU GO, GO, GO �
- A GIRL THAT YOU LICK.
1228
01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:35,883
REALLY?
YES. THAT YOU LICK.
A GIRL THAT I LICK?
1229
01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:39,887
- [ Arguing, Screaming ]
- � I KNOW IT NEVER ENDS �
1230
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:43,357
- OW, OW, OW.
- � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY �
1231
01:17:43,359 --> 01:17:46,060
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1232
01:17:46,062 --> 01:17:51,132
- ARE YOU GUYS
WATCHING THE CREDITS NOW?
- � HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW �
1233
01:17:51,134 --> 01:17:53,768
[ Sobbing ]
1234
01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,539
OH, GOD!
1235
01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:03,177
� ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING �
1236
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,846
-� ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING � -[ Chris, Courtney Screaming ]
1237
01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:09,750
- CHICKS FREAK ON THIS GUY.
- YOU OWE ME 30-- AW, SHEESH.
1238
01:18:09,752 --> 01:18:12,486
[ Screaming ]
1239
01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:19,894
� HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT-- �
YEAH. COPY THAT.
1240
01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:25,700
- [ Catcalling ]
- [ Imitating Lightsabers ]
1241
01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,837
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUH?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
1242
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:37,378
- � I KNOW IT NEVER ENDS �
- I THINK THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE.
1243
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:41,482
� IT NEVER ENDS �
� ALL THE THINGS
I USED TO SAY �
1244
01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,584
� ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY �
1245
01:18:43,586 --> 01:18:47,621
� ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW �
1246
01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:53,861
- DON'T YOU LIKE
HOW SEXY I AM?
- OH! [ Shrieking Laughter ]
1247
01:18:57,133 --> 01:19:02,169
OKAY! I'M NOT
GONNA BE AFRAID!
1248
01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:05,039
[ Crew Laughing ]
1249
01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:07,241
I'M NOT!
1250
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:14,915
IT'S A VERY BAD RUMOR.
IT'S A RUMOR.
I'M SERIOUS. CRAP.
1251
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:17,017
[ Man ] ACTION.
OW.
1252
01:19:18,688 --> 01:19:22,223
[ Crew Laughing ]
1253
01:19:22,225 --> 01:19:24,358
YOU REALLY
GOT MY ASS THERE.
SORRY.
1254
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,527
NO, IT'S GOOD.
1255
01:19:28,865 --> 01:19:30,698
[ Man ] CUT.
1256
01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:39,673
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
1257
01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:43,144
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU DO. AMAZING.
1258
01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:45,713
[ Screeching ]
1259
01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:48,215
� WHEN IT'S OVER �
JESUS!
1260
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:51,652
- � THAT'S THE TIME I FALL IN LOVE AGAIN �
- WE CAN SIT HERE ALL NIGHT.
1261
01:19:51,654 --> 01:19:55,289
I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA.
GRANDMA!
1262
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:59,527
� ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY �
1263
01:19:59,529 --> 01:20:03,497
� ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW �
1264
01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:05,766
I'M NOT BAH-JIGGITY.
YOU ARE SO BAH-JIGGITY.
1265
01:20:05,768 --> 01:20:09,403
� ALL THE THINGS SHE USED TO BRING, ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING �
1266
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:14,208
� ALL HER FAVORITE TV SHOWS HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW �
1267
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:19,313
� ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY �
1268
01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:23,884
- IT'S JESUS. LOOK.
IT'S JESUS.
- � HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW �
1269
01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:26,620
� ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING ��
SO I GUESS...
1270
01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,622
A BLOW JOB'S
OUT OF THE QUESTION?
1271
01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:32,092
-OH, THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING.
-[ All ] BYE!
1272
01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,796
[ Screeches ]
1273
01:20:35,798 --> 01:20:38,966
[ Man ] CUT! [ Crew Applauds ]
1274
01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,335
WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
1275
01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,578
� CLOSE YOUR EYES �
1276
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:55,482
� WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR HAND �
1277
01:20:55,484 --> 01:20:58,686
� DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATIN' �
1278
01:20:58,688 --> 01:21:01,455
� DO YOU UNDERSTAND �
1279
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:05,626
� BABY, DO YOU FEEL THE SAME �
1280
01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:09,997
� AM I ONLY DREAMING �
1281
01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:13,667
� OR IS THIS BURNIN' � � BURNIN' �
1282
01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:17,605
� AN ETERNAL FLAME �
1283
01:21:17,607 --> 01:21:19,940
� SAY MY NAME � � SAY MY NAME �
1284
01:21:19,942 --> 01:21:22,676
� THE SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN �
1285
01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:26,013
� A WHOLE LIFE SO LONELY �
1286
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:30,551
� AND THEN YOU COME AND EASE THE PAIN �
1287
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:36,423
� I DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING �
1288
01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,893
� OHH �
1289
01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:40,494
GUITAR.
1290
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,901
HOW ABOUT THE BAND?
1291
01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:49,904
BEAUTIFUL ON THE BASS.
1292
01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,908
� BURNIN' �
1293
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,712
� CLOSE YOUR EYES �
1294
01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:02,783
� AND GIVE ME YOUR HAND, BABY �
1295
01:22:02,785 --> 01:22:07,121
� DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING �
1296
01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,657
� DO YOU UNDERSTAND �
1297
01:22:09,659 --> 01:22:13,627
� DO YOU FEEL THE SAME �
1298
01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:18,332
� AM I ONLY DREAMING �
1299
01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:21,735
� OR IS THIS BURNING �
1300
01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:27,174
� AN ETERNAL FLAME ��
1301
01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:16,050
UH, IT'S OVER.
B-BYE.
[ All ] IT'S OVER.
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