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Damn it! My little brother's trying
to follow me to school again.
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Ike, you can't come to school with me.
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- Go home, you little dildo.
- Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
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- What's a dildo?
- I don't know.
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- Cartman doesn't know either.
- I know what it is!
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- Well, what?
- I'm not telling you.
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What's a dildo, Kenny?
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Yeah, that's what Kyle's
little brother is, all right.
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- That kicks ass.
- Check this one out.
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- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby.
- Don't kick the baby.
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Kick the baby.
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Looks like you didn't get much sleep.
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- I had these bogus nightmares.
- Really? What about?
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Well, I dreamt that I was lying
in my bed, in the dark...
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...when all of a sudden,
this bright blue light filled the room.
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And slowly my bedroom door opened.
The next thing I remember...
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...I was being dragged
through a hallway.
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Then I was on a table, and these
scary aliens wanted to operate on me.
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And they had big heads and black eyes.
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- Dude, visitors!
- What?
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- Those were visitors.
- It was just a dream. My mom said so.
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- They're are real.
- They abduct people and mutilate cows.
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Shut up. You're trying to scare me,
and it's not working.
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- Hello, children.
- Hey, Chef.
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- What's for lunch today?
- Salisbury steak with buttered noodles.
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- Bean casserole or vegetable medley.
- Kick ass.
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Did any of you see
the alien spaceship last night?
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Yeah, fat boy saw it.
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That was just a dream.
And I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!
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Was it the ones with the big heads
and black eyes?
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- They took him on their ship.
- Did they give you an anal probe?
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What's that?
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That's when they put a metal hoop
up your butt.
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- They gave you an anal probe, Cartman?
- No! I mean, why would they do that?
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They did, huh?
Aliens stuck stuff up your ass!
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- Anal probe.
- Shut up, dildo!
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I gotta get to the cafeteria.
Watch that fat boy, now.
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He could be under alien control.
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They were real. Sorry about your ass.
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Goddamn it, they didn't do anything
to my ass! It was just a dream.
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- Why you walking so funny?
- Shut up!
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No, Ike, go home.
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This is it. This one's for the game.
Kick the baby.
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- Good morning, Mrs. Crabtree.
- Sit down, we're late!
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- He's still there.
- Don't worry.
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If something happens to him,
my parents will blame me.
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Sit down back there!
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- Whatever, you fat bitch.
- What did you say?!
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I said, I have a bad itch.
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Oh, my God!
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- Visitors!
- Oh, no!
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Ike! Stop the bus!
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You have to stop this bus!
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- Do you want an office referral?
- No.
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- Then sit down!
- But l...
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- Are those the same visitors you saw?
- Shut up, it's not working.
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- We have to do something.
- We can't.
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- That fat bitch won't let us.
- What did you say?!
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- I said that rabbits eat lettuce.
- Well, yes, they certainly do.
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What am I gonna do? My brother
has been abducted by aliens.
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You farted.
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Somebody's baking brownies.
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That's the third cow this month.
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At this rate, all my cattle will die
before the winter's through.
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This isn't unusual. Cows turn
themselves inside out all the time.
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People been saying
they've seen UFOs around.
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UFOs?
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And black Army CIA helicopters
and trucks.
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That is the silliest thing
I've ever heard.
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- What was that?
- That was a pigeon.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Just stand here and watch my cattle
get mutilated one by one?
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My cattle!
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See? There is something
funny going on.
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There's nothing funny going on.
I'll get those cows back.
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And now our friend Mr. Hat is going
to tell us about Christopher Columbus.
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That's right, Mr. Garrison.
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Columbus discovered America
and was the Indians' best friend.
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He helped them win their war
against Frederick Douglass...
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...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon
and discovered France.
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I have to help my stupid brother. If I
go home without him, my dad will yell:
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"Where's your brother?
You weren't looking out for him."
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- Let's go find him.
- "He can't think on his own.
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Brush and floss.
Where has that finger been?"
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- Dude!
- Is there a problem?
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- Yes, I have to go now.
- Really, Kyle?
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- What is it? Another prostate tumor?
- My brother's been abducted by aliens.
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It's true. Ask Cartman.
They gave him an anal probe.
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- That's a little joke.
- Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go.
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- Can I please be excused?
- I don't know. Did you ask Mr. Hat?
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I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat.
I'm asking you!
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- I think you should ask Mr. Hat.
- Mr. Hat, may I please be excused?
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Well, Kyle, no!
You hear me? You go to hell!
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You go to hell and you die!
You'll have to take your seat.
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- Damn it!
- Ha-ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you.
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- My ass!
- Damn, Cartman!
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- My ass!
- Dude, he's farting fire!
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It's the alien anal probe.
It's shooting fire from his rectum!
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No, that was just a dream.
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Do you need to sit in the corner
until your gas is under control?
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No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.
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You cows can't get on this train.
This is a people train.
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You cows have no business on a
people train, all right? You're cows.
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Don't try any of that cow hypnosis
on me, all right?
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- Because it's not gonna work.
- Hold it right there, cows.
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Come back here!
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- I sure am hungry.
- How can you eat when you fart fire?
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Shut up, you're being
totally immature.
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- Look, there's Wendy Testaburger.
- Where?
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- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger
- Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
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I'm not fat. You like her because
you throw up when she talks to you.
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- I do not.
- Hi, guys.
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Hi, Wendy.
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Here, Stan, this is for you.
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Bye, Wendy.
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Dude, what does the note say?
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Holy crap! She wants to meet me
at Stark's Pond after school.
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- Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
- Or slip her the tongue.
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What? How do you know she has a cat?
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Let's figure out how to ditch school
so we can get Ike back.
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Hello, children. How are you?
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- Bad.
- Why bad?
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Have you ever had something happen
but nobody believed you?
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Children, that's a problem we've all
had to face at some time or another.
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Here, let me sing you a little song.
It might clear things up.
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Chef!
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- Do you feel better?
- No.
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Come on, children, what can be so bad?
It's Salisbury-steak day.
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- Visitors took Kyle's baby brother.
- What?!
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What are you doing
eating Salisbury steak?
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- Find him!
- Mr. Garrison won't let us go.
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- He thinks we're making it up.
- You are making it up.
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- What?
- That was cool!
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It's some kind of symbiotic
metamorphosis device.
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This could mean the visitors
want to talk to us.
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I see. You're joining in on the joke.
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It's no joke, children. This is big.
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If I don't get out of school
and get Ike back...
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...my parents will disown me.
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Hold on now.
You got to help the children.
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You guys are going a long way
to try and scare me.
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I want my Salisbury steak.
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Fire drill, fire drill! Everybody out!
Okay, children, this is your chance.
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Killer. Thanks, Chef.
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First contact with the alien visitors.
I've gotta get myself ready.
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We got out of school
No more school today
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We got out of school
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- You guys, my ass, seriously!
- Okay, you can stop farting fire now.
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- I can't, you son of a bitch!
- How do we get my brother back?
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Would you stop going on
about your brother?
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It was just a dream!
I didn't have an anal probe!
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I am not under alien control!
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- What was that?
- He is under alien control.
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- His butt's linked up to the visitors.
- Son of a bitch!
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Guys, shut up.
I'm not under alien control.
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If you visitors can hear me,
bring back my brother, goddamn it!
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That hurts, you butt-licker!
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- Kyle, look, it's them.
- Give me back my brother!
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- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
- You bastards!
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Come back here! Come back!
Damn it, we were so close!
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Hey, look. I think Kenny's okay.
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Wow, poor Kenny.
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- Now do you believe us?
- No.
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- Cartman, they killed Kenny.
- He's not dead.
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Dude, Kenny is dead. See?
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- Shut up, you guys.
- He's dead, Cartman.
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Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe!
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
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- Go on and go home, you fat chicken!
- Dildo!
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- You're all I have left.
- Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy.
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You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared,
up there all alone. Help me.
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Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece
of loving while the getting's hot."
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Rats!
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- Hello, Eric.
- Hi, Mom.
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- How are you doing?
- Well, I'm pissed off.
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Here, I made you powdered-doughnut
pancake surprise.
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I don't want it!
All the kids in school call me fat.
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- You're not fat, you're big-boned.
- That's what I said.
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You can have an eensy-weensy bit,
can't you?
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- Just a weensy-eensy woo-woo?
- No. Leave me alone, Mom.
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How about a nice chocolate
chicken potpie then?
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Well, that does sound pretty good.
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- Mom?
- Yes, hon?
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If anybody calls or visits,
I'm not here, okay?
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- Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too?
- Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
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She's not coming.
Let's look for the visitors.
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- But her note said she'd be here.
- Hi, Stan.
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- He throws up when you talk to him.
- But why, Stan?
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Would you get down to business
so we can find Ike?
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- Make sweet love by the fire.
- What happened to Ike?
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As UFO sightings increase...
191
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...more mysterious crop-circle
patterns are appearing in fields.
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These crop circles, when viewed
from above, form strange patterns.
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Hey, that kind of looks
like Tom Selleck.
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Could it be that aliens are trying
to make contact with us on Earth?
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No, Kitty, this is my potpie.
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No, Kitty, you bad kitty.
No, Kitty, this is my potpie!
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Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
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Then I know a certain kitty-kitty
who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
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What?!
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I have to go home without him,
and my parents will kill me.
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- Why don't you get the fat kid?
- Why?
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If the fat kid has something
implanted in his ass...
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...maybe he's a part
of the visitors' plan.
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Use the fat kid as bait
to bring them back.
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You're right. Come on, Stan.
We have to get Cartman.
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Come on, Stan.
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Hey, wait. When do I get
to make sweet love?
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No, Kitty, you can't have any!
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No, Kitty, this is my potpie!
Bad kitty!
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Excuse me, Kitty.
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- Eric, look who's here.
- Good work, Mom!
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- Let's play at the bus stop.
- I can't, Mom says...
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That's okay. You need to spend time
with your friends.
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- But I don't want to spend time...
- Don't be difficult!
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- Now, you go and play in the fun snow.
- Goddamn it!
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- I have to get home.
- Don't be such a fraidy cat.
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This rope will make sure
they can't take you onboard again.
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- This sucks!
- How come they aren't coming?
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I think we have
to signal them somehow.
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Hey, he's like Rudolph.
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All you have to do is fart
and the visitors are sure to come.
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00:16:15,532 --> 00:16:19,562
Really? I don't think I have
to fart anymore tonight.
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- Sure, you do.
- Come on, fart!
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00:16:22,302 --> 00:16:25,102
- I don't wanna!
- He can't hold it in forever.
225
00:16:25,272 --> 00:16:28,332
- Fart, damn you!
- Okay, that does it!
226
00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:32,102
Why is it that everything today
has involved things...
227
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,552
...either going in or coming out
of my ass?
228
00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:38,512
I'm sick of it!
It's completely immature!
229
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,482
It's happening again.
230
00:16:43,022 --> 00:16:46,082
- Whoa, look at that.
- Now do you believe us?
231
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:49,492
You can't scare me.
You're making it all up.
232
00:16:49,662 --> 00:16:53,762
There's an 80-foot satellite dish
sticking out of your ass!
233
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,162
Sure, you guys, whatever.
234
00:16:58,012 --> 00:17:02,072
Oh, boy, the aliens are going
to make first contact.
235
00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:06,772
Hey! Down here!
We are ready for your wisdom.
236
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:11,842
And you only got 20 minutes
before Sanford and Son is on!
237
00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:16,582
You guys, I am seriously
getting pissed off right now.
238
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,562
I know there's no such thing
as aliens!
239
00:17:21,602 --> 00:17:24,062
Oh, goddamn it!
240
00:17:24,372 --> 00:17:29,232
What the...? I tell you, there's
crazy stuff going on in this town.
241
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:32,132
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
242
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:35,972
Come down here, you stinking aliens!
243
00:17:37,912 --> 00:17:40,682
Ask them for your little brother back.
244
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:45,812
Visitors, you took my brother. He's
freckled and looks like a football.
245
00:17:45,992 --> 00:17:50,192
At first I was happy you took him,
but I've learned something:
246
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,992
Having a little brother is special.
247
00:17:53,162 --> 00:17:56,602
Heck, I'm just a kid all alone
in this crazy world.
248
00:17:56,762 --> 00:18:00,672
If you can find it in your hearts
to give my brother back...
249
00:18:00,842 --> 00:18:03,362
...it would make my life
brighter again.
250
00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,232
That was beautiful.
251
00:18:05,412 --> 00:18:07,172
- Did it work?
- No.
252
00:18:07,342 --> 00:18:11,182
You scrawny-assed shit!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
253
00:18:11,352 --> 00:18:15,212
You must be some kind of fuck
to ignore a crying child!
254
00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:19,442
You know what you fucking like?
You like to fuck!
255
00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:24,552
Hey, Wendy, what's a fuck?
256
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:32,792
Ike, jump down! Now!
For the love of God, Ike, jump!
257
00:18:32,972 --> 00:18:34,132
Don't hurt me.
258
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,982
I promise I'll be nice to you
from now on.
259
00:18:54,162 --> 00:18:55,852
Don't kick the baby.
260
00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:03,662
What are they talking about?
261
00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:22,652
Ike, do your impersonation
of David Caruso's career!
262
00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:24,582
It's my turn.
263
00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:40,672
You guys, get me down from here!
264
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,672
Help! Sons of bitches!
265
00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:46,812
Dildo!
266
00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:52,372
- I'm sure glad that's over with.
- Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike!
267
00:19:52,552 --> 00:19:54,542
She's fly at the sky.
268
00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:58,582
Wait! Where are you going,
alien visitors? Come back!
269
00:19:58,752 --> 00:20:02,282
Where's this amazing thing
you were gonna show us?
270
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,252
It's in the bedroom, ladies.
Come on in.
271
00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:07,892
We can make it in time for dinner.
272
00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,092
- Thanks for helping.
- Whatever.
273
00:20:10,262 --> 00:20:12,762
- Hey, I didn't throw up.
- Cool.
274
00:20:21,282 --> 00:20:22,642
Sorry.
275
00:20:22,812 --> 00:20:25,242
- Hey, look, a French fry.
- Cool.
276
00:20:25,412 --> 00:20:28,282
- What's that?
- It's part of a Cheesy Poof.
277
00:20:28,452 --> 00:20:31,422
- Hey, what's that?
- That's a hamburger.
278
00:20:31,592 --> 00:20:34,922
- That's from two days ago!
- What about that?
279
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:36,392
I don't know.
280
00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:41,222
The bus will be here.
Cartman's still gone.
281
00:20:41,402 --> 00:20:43,492
We're running out of friends.
282
00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:46,532
I wonder what the visitors
gave the cows?
283
00:20:49,442 --> 00:20:53,962
Cows, I got you cornered.
Let's see you get away now.
284
00:21:04,752 --> 00:21:05,982
Hey, Cartman.
285
00:21:06,152 --> 00:21:09,882
The visitors dropped you off
just in time for school.
286
00:21:10,062 --> 00:21:14,292
- I had a crazy nightmare last night.
- Really? What about?
287
00:21:14,462 --> 00:21:16,992
Well, I was standing out in a field.
288
00:21:17,162 --> 00:21:20,602
I had this satellite dish
sticking out of my butt...
289
00:21:20,772 --> 00:21:23,262
...and then there were
cows and aliens.
290
00:21:23,442 --> 00:21:27,002
Then I went on the ship,
and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
291
00:21:27,172 --> 00:21:29,542
That wasn't a dream.
That happened.
292
00:21:29,712 --> 00:21:34,442
- Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then?
- You do have pinkeye!
293
00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:36,952
Son of a bitch!
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