All language subtitles for S10E21 (The Devil & Dr. Phil)_Arabic Subtitle

Dad, why aren't you dressed?
It's 4 in the afternoon.

Oh, I've been working nights.
My body clock's off.

I'm eating bacon and eggs at night
and drinking beer in the morning.

That's what you always do.

Yeah, but now I'm tired all the time.

There must be some way
to end this fight with your boss.

- What's the problem?
MARTIN: Wants me to date his sister.

And I won't do it, so he's put me
on graveyard until I cave.

Oh, he can't do that.
Why don't you file a complaint?

- I'd just as soon keep it between us.
FRASIER: I see.

Is this woman really so repulsive that
you're willing to sacrifice all your nights

just to avoid a date with her?

Well, let me put it this way.

Years of chewing tobacco
have discoloured her tooth.

Someone left a book of one-liners
in the lost and found.

- Hey, Fras, here's your friend again.
- MAN: Top-rated show.

- Dr. Phil?
- Phil McGraw, in person.

I'll be talking about life strategies

at the State Theatre
Friday through Sunday.

Come join us.
It might just change your life.

Now there's a doctor.

I never knew
you were friends with Dr. Phil.

Some years back, we found ourselves
running into each other

at seminars and conferences.

He's an excellent therapist.

We had a bit of a clash over ethics.

- Oh, really?
FRASIER: Mm-hm.

What did you do?
Sleep with a patient?

Not my ethics. His.

The man bilked me out
of $200 in a card game.

He did not bilk you.
It's called a one-eyed jack.

Oh, yes, yes, there is one eye,

but the other eye is there
by implication.

Therefore,
the hand should have been a do-over.

And you can ask Niles
about this too.

As far as I'm concerned,
the man owes me $200.

This guy's so cheap he could squeeze
a nickel till the buffalo chokes.

Dad, exactly how old
is this book of one-liners?

How old?
You're asking me how old?

Well, I'll tell you how old.

1956.

Oh, Frasier,
Daphne told me all about Dr. Phil.

- Oh. Ha, ha.
- I can't believe you know him.

Think you could get me in
backstage?

Roz,
I really hadn't planned on seeing him.

Oh, jealous, huh?

Oh, it's okay. I understand.

I'm most certainly not jealous.
The man happens to owe me $200.

Right. Ahem.

But you know
who could help you with your jealousy?

Dr. Phil.

He'd be like:

"So your jealousy of me
has taken over your life.

How's that working for you?"

Yes, and I'd be like:
"Fine. My money, sir."

Oh, please,
please do it for me, please.

Well... Ha, ha.

- All right, all right.
- Oh, thank you.

- All right, I'll see you at work.
- Yeah, okay. Ha, ha.

- Here you go.
- Oh.

I couldn't remember
if you wanted it black or not,

so I brought it both ways.

That's very thoughtful of you.
Thank you.

No, you might as well keep it.
You're paying for both.

- Hello.
- Oh, hi, Daph. Ha-ha-ha.

- Niles.
- Hello.

- Oh, Niles. Look who's here.
NILES: Mm-hm?

Oh, isn't that adorable?

You see this couple, we've seen them
in the park a few times.

They're so sweet together.

We like to think they're us
when we're older.

Look how Old Niles still puts his jacket
around Old Daphne's shoulders.

NILES: Yes.
FRASIER: Ha, ha.

Ooh. She's still a saucy little kitten.

And I'll bet he still rolls over
in the middle of the night.

Yes, the picture is gotten.
Thank you.

Oh, look, I think I found Old Frasier.

Oh, yeah.

I see.

Well,
I hope the two of you will understand

if in future, I choose
to knit scarves only for myself.

Oh, come on. We were only joking.

FRASIER:
Yes, I know. All in good fun.

- Niles, I just remembered, I've got...
- Shut up.

- Excuse me?
- Shut up.

We're trying to knit.

Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil, over here.

Roz, please.

- At least attempt to be cool.
- All right.

Phil. Phil.

Well, Frasier Crane, is that you?

Most assuredly.

- That's you all right.
- Ha-ha-ha.

- So how are you?
- I'm fine, I'm fine.

- How's Robin?
- She's great.

Can you believe it?
We're going on 27 years.

- Oh, congratulations.
- And how's Lilith?

Well,
we've been divorced now for ten years.

- Congratulations.
- Ha-ha-ha.

- Hi, I'm Roz Doyle.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Frasier's producer.
I just think you're wonderful.

I think your show is great
and you're truly a wise man.

Do you know Tom Hanks?

Uh, no, but thanks for the compliment.

- You all come on through.
- Oh, thank you. Thanks.

- Ha, ha.
- No, come on.

So, Frasier, how's your show?

Oh, huge, thank you.

We just added Spokane last year.

And a station in Saint Paul has agreed
to let me send them a tape. Ha, ha.

Can you believe after all that time
we spent in the seminars

that we both turned out
to be broadcasters?

Boy, those were some good times,
weren't they?

Oh, indeed they were.

Although, sometimes,
the fun and games were lacking in fun.

Are you still whining
about that 200 bucks?

Well, it's the principle of the thing. Ah.

I tell you what, why don't we just
discuss it over dinner?

Love to. Can't.

I am so busy.

Personal appearances
and book signings and interviews.

I've got this agent
that's got me going 25/8.

In fact, speak of the devil,
here she comes.

Phil, darling.

Oh.

- That was sensational.
- Bebe?

Frasier.

And Roz too.

You guys know each other?

- She's my agent.
- And she used to be mine.

Phil, there's a swarm of reporters
in your dressing room

waiting to talk to you.

I probably should be going, actually.

But, Roz,
it was really nice to meet you.

And, Frasier, tell you what,
let's do e-mail.

Okay.

- Isn't he marvellous?
- Mm.

He's a cowboy wrapped in a genius,
wrapped in a dream,

wrapped in another cowboy.

I cannot believe
that I have the same agent as Dr. Phil.

Actually, you don't.

Somebody as big as Dr. Phil
needs all of my attention.

But rest assured, you are being
handled ably by an agent

in whom
I have the utmost confidence.

Who is it?

I wanna say Tim.

- I think I need to make a phone call.
- Yeah.

So, Bebe... Ha-ha-ha.

However did you land Dr. Phil?

We met about a year ago
at a charity donkey-basketball game.

Donkey basketball?

Texas, darling.

It's like the symphony to them.

Long story short,
I gave him some advice,

and finally, he hired me full-time.

Well, congratulations.

You can't imagine the connections
I have these days.

If only you and I had...

Well,

that's water under the bridge,
I guess.

It's fun catching up,

but Phil's interviewing stylists
for the Emmys. Ha, ha.

Bye, Frasier.

What a phoney, huh?

She used to be my phoney.

Dad, do you think
I did the right thing changing agents?

I mean, the one I have now is fine,

but after I've seen
what Bebe's done for Phil,

I can't help wondering if maybe I've
denied myself access to a wider world.

- Dad, are you all right?
- Oh, I'm sorry. I...

I haven't talked to anybody
for a few days.

It feels kind of strange.

Even this is making me
a little uncomfortable.

Dad, you have got to stop
with the graveyard shifts

or you're gonna start
seeing apparitions.

No, don't worry about me.
I'm pretty tough.

Listen,
I'd love to stay here talking to you,

but all this sunlight
is making me dizzy.

What, you don't like the sun?

Us night-shift guys
call it the scare-ball.

- Oh, Bebe.
- Hello, darling.

I came across this old box
of Frasier strategy memos,

and I thought I'd bring them by
to you.

Gosh, I...

I didn't realise there was so much.

Ha, ha.
And you thought I didn't work hard.

Now, there's no reason
to take that tone.

Things have worked out
for you, wouldn't you say?

Too true.

But I can't be blamed
for being a bit of a bitter Bebe.

No one likes being tossed aside
for a younger woman.

Now, Bebe, you know very well
I only changed agents

because you were ignoring me
in favour of another client.

I wasn't ignoring you.

I was merely getting
some much-needed critical distance

for a final, glorious, Frasierian push.

But let's not rehash the past.

Agreed.

We accomplished too much together
to stop being friends now.

True.

Frasier, have you ever wondered
what it would be like

if I could apply
what I've learned to you?

Yes, I have.

But it cannot be.

Can it?

Dangerous thoughts.

You're a Siren
luring me to the rocks.

But I must resist
or you'll hurt me again.

No, I'm no Siren.

I'm a man, a man with ambitions.

Ambition.

The word is candy to me.

Damn you, devil man.

I must go.

I'm all confused and woozy.

I understand. But what about me?

Very well.

Be at my hotel tonight for dinner.

Perhaps you'll show me
just how serious you are.

I think I figured it out.

Bebe wants to have sex
with a human male

to bring about the Apocalypse.

Perhaps.

But here's my theory.

- Bebe's had a thing for me for years.
- Mm-hm?

This, coupled with the fact
that control is an aphrodisiac for her,

it's not surprising to find
that she hopes to parlay her advantage

into a sexual conquest.

But surely you don't intend
to let the promise

of wealth and exposure
lure you into her bed?

It's not gonna come to that.

It's all about the dance.

It's all about the possibility of sex,

the promise that's never delivered,
that keeps them tantalized.

One only needs to know
how not to cross the line.

Excuse me,
but didn't you sleep with her once?

Yes,
that's how I know where the line is.

I almost feel sorry for her. Hmph.

Just another helpless woman
suffering from an unslakeable thirst...

BOTH:
For Crane.

Still, I can't help thinking

there's something Faustian
about this whole thing.

Ha, ha. Faust was a moron.

I'm gonna be a star.

- Hi, Daph.
- Hello.

A latte, please.

- Hello, darling.
- Hello.

- Did you see who's here?
- Uh, yes.

I wonder if you'll still be stirring
my coffee like that

when we're in our golden years.

Yes.

And I know that a touch from you then
will be just as sweet as it is today.

So this is where you've been going.

And with this tramp
from water aerobics.

- Who are you?
- I'm his wife.

- You're married?
- I can explain.

Don't bother, you worm.

You promised that was it
the last time.

Frasier.

Come in.

How did you know it was me?

I felt a certain tingle in the knob.

Indeed.

Well, I see Phil has landed you
in the lap of luxury.

Yes, it's a lovely suite.

Unfortunately, there's some sort
of choir championship this weekend

and they practise at all hours.

Is it madrigal madness already?

I had no idea
it was this close to Whitsun.

Please, darling, sit.
I'll pour the champagne.

All right.
I suppose a drop wouldn't hurt.

So...

Have you given any thought
to taking me on again?

Yes, I have.

And I have to say,
there's almost nothing I'd enjoy more.

Wonderful.

But first,
let's talk about what I'd enjoy more.

- You want more than 10 percent?
- I want you.

And yes to the other thing.

Gosh, Bebe, heh, I'm terribly flattered.

- It's just that, uh...
- Frasier.

A few years ago, I let down my guard
and succumbed to your advances.

You seduced me.

It changed me, Frasier.

If I crave your touch again,
you've only yourself to blame.

I'm not gonna say
you're not beautiful.

- Mm.
- But is it wise for us

to jump into a relationship?

I'm only talking
about having a little fun.

After all, when I'm having fun,
I'm happy. Ha, ha.

When I'm happy, I work harder.

When I work harder, you become
famous and rich and powerful.

That's what you want, isn't it?
Fame and power?

Well, I like to think of it
more as influence, really, but...

I bet I can make you bigger
than Dr. Phil.

Is that running water I hear?

Yes, I'm steaming the wrinkles
out of a dress.

Does it put you in mind
of a tropic night?

A moonlit stroll?

The rhythmic lapping of waves
against the shore?

You know, if it's silk,
the steam could damage it. Ha, ha.

Wait right here.

Gosh, I'd better open a window.

BEBE:
Yes, darling, let the night in

while I slip into something
a little more comfortable.

Well, if you want comfortable,
how about that sweater ensemble

I saw you in this morning? Ha, ha.

Bebe?

Join me, Frasier.

I'll make your dreams come true.

But at what cost?

What I'm offering you is priceless.

Come, Frasier.

FRASIER:
I can't!

Roger. You are go for liftoff.

Godspeed, Martin 6.

Oh!

Aah!

- What the hell's going on?
- Oh, jeez.

Oh, uh, just, uh, sort of
a minor accident here.

But don't worry about it.
Everything's under control.

So, what time do you want me
to pick up your sister?

Well,
if isn't the first couple of radio.

I knew I'd find you here.

Bebe, shouldn't you be in Los Angeles
with Dr. Phil?

That's up to you, Frasier.

I don't understand.

Well, after our meeting last night,

I had to ask myself
a very difficult question.

Am I really that happy with Dr. Phil

if I'm entertaining thoughts
of returning to you?

Are you saying you'll have me back?

How could I refuse you?

Dr. Phil has been amusing,
but I need a project.

I need a Frasier Crane.

Well, that's... That's wonderful.

Incidentally,
Dr. Phil paid me 15 percent.

Well, as will Dr. Frasier. Ha, ha.

I've just got one difficult call
to make to my agent.

Already handled.

I also took the liberty
of calling Spokane.

The terms of your deal
there were worse than abysmal.

Great, you got me more money.

No.
They wouldn't budge, so you quit.

You're no longer on in Spokane.
Isn't that exciting?

Wait a minute,
that is a step backwards.

All the better to get a running start.

In my opinion,
the future is firmly in front of us.

- Congratulations, Frasier.
- Oh, thank you, Bebe.

Thank you so much.

- I'll call you tomorrow.
- I'll be waiting.

Gosh. Roz, isn't that great news?

I feel like a weight
has been lifted from me.

Oh, it's marvellous.

She's charging you more money
and we just lost Spokane.

Big picture.

The future is firmly in front of me.

Isn't the future
always in front of you?

Yes.

But not firmly.

Well, my little lamb
has bleated his way back to me.

Frasier has rejoined the flock.

So my debt is clear?

We don't have to keep pretending
you're my agent?

We're square, darling.

And maybe next time
you gamble with Bebe,

you'll pay your debts with cash.

See, the problem is my wife
looks at the bank statements,

and if she knew I was losing money
playing cards, she would kill me.

So your wife doesn't know
you play poker?

I don't tell her everything.

I see.

And how's that working for you?

Just deal the cards.