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Time to clean up this mess.
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Sweet Kurt.
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On a scale of one to 10,
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how incompetent is Jeff?
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If we're going to do this,
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we have to do it the right way.
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- I told them where you are.
- Which them?
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I'll take care of the traitor.
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I'm not letting you out of
my sight until I get Walsh.
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What happened to the girl?
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The blonde girl with the...
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The tears on her face?
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I'm feeling so guilty, Jeff.
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I-I lied to Kelly in Iceland
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about who I really am.
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Do you think I should
tell her the truth?
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Why do we even have to go
to a stupid staff meeting?
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Did you even hear me, Jeff?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You left your
luggage in Iceberg with Shelly.
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Who does Eric think he is...
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Coming here, changing everything?
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What a dick.
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How do I look?
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Good.
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Her name is Kelly.
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Clap, clap, clap.
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See? Teamwork feels good.
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Okay, stop.
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How do we feel?
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- Great.
- Yeah... great.
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Sharing experiences with a co-worker
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increases productivity by 200%.
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Okay, here's today's
inspirational quote.
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"Follow your dreams,"
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"but most of all, follow the mission."
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Yeah.
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I have chills.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Good meeting.
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Dismissed!
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Uh, Jeff, hang back for a second.
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I like what I'm seeing from you today,
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and I have a special assignment.
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Do you think you're ready for it?
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Oh, yes, absolutely.
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I am ready.
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How would you like to
clean the storage bay
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of all its garbage and dispose of it...
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permanently?
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Junk.
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Junk.
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Junk.
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Get rid of everything.
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We need the space.
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Oh, yeah, but the only problem
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is that's where we keep Kurt's body.
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So it's... Everything.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Glimmer says there's someone after us.
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And he wants to know
where the TV remote is.
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Maybe we should get out of here.
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Yeah, but I'm addicted to
the hush puppies here.
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Just keep the car running.
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I'll be back in two minutes.
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Hey. How quickly can
you do a number two,
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the number four, the number five,
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and the number six?
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Pretty quickly, they're
just sitting right there
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under the heat lamp.
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Okay, great. I'll do that,
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and an order of the hush puppies,
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extra crispy.
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Your hush puppies are ready.
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Sir, you forgot your order!
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Thank you for seeing me, Bishop McNally.
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My door is always open, Doug.
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I called because I wanted to talk to you
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about something that I'm not proud of.
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Uh-huh?
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It involves a woman.
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Oh.
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I'm in love with her, and I
want to leave the church.
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You don't have to leave the church
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if you haven't done anything yet.
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We did it.
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One time. Okay, um...
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I forgive you.
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God forgives you.
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I don't think you understand.
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I'm feeling a different kind of calling.
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One where I explore a
life with Chelsea...
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That's the woman's name.
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Doug, let's give it some time, hmm?
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Pray on it.
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And we'll revisit this in,
say, six to eight months.
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- Hello.
- You owe me an apology.
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What? You owe me an apology.
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You're the reason I've got an FBI agent
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following me around nonstop.
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This was really on
your to-do list today?
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Feel like you're kind
of messing with me.
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Just pick a card.
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It's for Gina's birthday.
I'd like for it to be nice.
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It literally doesn't matter.
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She's gonna read it and
put it in the trash can.
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Listen, I found us a safe
place where we can meet...
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If you can manage to shake
your shadow this time.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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She's staying in the same hotel as me.
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Ozzie, you have two Master's degrees.
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You'll figure it out.
I'll text you the info.
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So is this a date?
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What? Gerry, at group?
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It is past 5:00 P.M.?
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Am I wearing heels?
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Did you buy me a drink?
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Okay. Good to know.
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I'm just glad we're in public together.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Oy, what do I write? So much pressure.
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You know, as a journalist,
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people expect you to write
something witty and clever
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and maybe put in a great
quote from a politician
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or something like that.
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Oh, my God.
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"Can't shake Foster."
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Walsh wants to meet me alone.
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Need you to distract her at party.
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P.S.... Happy birthday.
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"P.P.S.... Act natural
when you read this."
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Hi!
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- Happy birthday, Gina!
- Hi!
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you, guys.
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I made you a birthday cake this morning,
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but then I dropped it in
the parking lot, so...
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But it's the thought that counts, right?
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Yes, thank you, Margaret.
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And we got you a card.
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Oh, a card.
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Oh.
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Oh, you all... you all
chipped in just for the one?
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- Just one card.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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- Read it out loud.
- No! No, no.
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Read it to yourself,
'cause mine's personal.
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Oh. Okay, cool.
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Oh.
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Very nice sentiment, Ozzie.
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I did change your life.
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Would you like to come to my
birthday party, Agent Foster?
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If he's there, I'm there.
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Okay, well, don't feel
obliged to bring me a gift.
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Oh, I won't. But just in case,
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I like body scrubs and Starbucks cards,
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and cash is never tacky.
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That goes for everyone.
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Ooh! Okay, everybody.
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Who's up for some birthday karaoke?
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Everyone? Good, because it's mandatory.
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Hey, so Walsh just
texted me his location.
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We need to distract Alex so
I can sneak out of here.
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Don't worry. We got our
best secret agent on it.
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Tell me about the FBI. What's that like?
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'Cause I think that would
be kind of a good, like,
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fall-back plan for me,
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if this dance thing, you know,
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doesn't work out.
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They can be rough.
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Yeah, sometimes you have to spend time
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in small, boring towns.
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Ugh! I'd hate that.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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We're gonna get new alien info.
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Hug me, hug me... She's watching.
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Oh! Wow, so much love.
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Gina, I'm sorry for making you
do this on your birthday.
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It's okay. I'm happy to do it
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if it brings the group
closer to the truth.
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I guess this is it, my...
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Kurt.
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Maybe in some twisted way,
this is what I needed to do
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so that I could finally let go.
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We had some good times together.
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Just give it back.
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I have a lot of stapling to do.
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Somebody got a haircut.
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I did!
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Thanks for noticing.
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Bye, sweet Kurt.
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Car!
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What's happening?
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Kurt, you're alive!
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Of course I'm alive!
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What else would I be?
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You were dead.
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No, I wasn't.
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Dead, you were dead.
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- I was?
- So dead.
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You were dead.
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Oh, I want to thank everyone
for being here tonight,
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and I'm gonna insist that
everyone sing a song
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and have a drink.
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That goes for you, Agent Foster.
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That's Mama's birthday wish.
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When Gina gets a little drunk,
she refers to herself as "Mama."
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Well, I'm sorry.
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But federal law mandates that
I recuse myself from karaoke.
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Whoa, you're making Mama sad.
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- Don?
- Not my best.
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I cannot believe this.
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Alex, are you okay?
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You know what? Um...
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I actually think I will have that drink.
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- Oh. Amazing!
- Yay!
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All right, everybody. Birthday shots!
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I'm gonna drink something on fire!
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Ooh, okay.
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I just wanted a chance to
explain about Iceland.
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Oh, you mean the giant insane lie
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about your fake "meuther" dying.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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Can we talk outside?
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Whoo!
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Mmm!
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♪ And odds are he won't
live to see tomorrow ♪
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Come on, Alex. Come on up
here and sing it with us.
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♪ Secret agent ♪
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♪ Alex ♪
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♪ Secret agent Alex ♪
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They sound crazy.
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Hey, what about "Don't Stop Believing"?
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Sure, if you want to sound
like everyone else.
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I think, honestly, the key to karaoke
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is to just pick a song
that's personal to you.
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Wow, sounds like you got
some experience with this.
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Can I tell you something?
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I love karaoke.
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Get out.
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I have a trophy at home,
a karaoke trophy.
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Why are you keeping that
a secret, Special Agent.
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You need to get up there.
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- No.
- Yes.
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I'm working right now.
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- No.
- I shouldn't do that.
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Work the stage.
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♪ They've given you a number ♪
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♪ And taken away your name ♪
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How'd it go with the bishop?
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Not great.
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Who knew that getting a divorce from God
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would be this difficult.
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Mm-hmm. It's not...
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Did you talk to John?
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It didn't go so great.
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John, oh, my God.
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Chelsea, I've been having an affair.
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Last night, we were gonna
have sex in a pool
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when I slipped and cracked my head.
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You were gonna have sex in a pool?
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Yeah, but I promised God
that if he let me live,
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I would be a better husband to you.
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Yeah, it turns out...
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this whole lifelong vow thing
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is gonna be a lot harder to
get out of than we thought.
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I really want to hug you right now.
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But, uh...
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May I buy you a whiskey?
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I think she's ready.
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00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,610
I'm always ready.
271
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,560
Wait, ready for what?
272
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,200
All right. We'd like to call
up our next karaoke artist...
273
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,400
Alex Foster.
274
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,490
- Oh!
- Yeah!
275
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,740
Whoo! Whoo!
276
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,770
What are you talking about?
I did not sign up.
277
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,120
Yeah, well, you're not the only one
278
00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,790
who can write "Alex Foster"
on a piece of paper.
279
00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:52,690
So sing.
280
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:53,890
Sing, sing, sing!
281
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:54,910
Sing, sing, sing, sing!
282
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,180
Come on, you can do it!
283
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:58,010
Okay, okay, I'll do one song.
284
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,670
Yay! Here goes nothing.
285
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,420
That's my drink, actually.
286
00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:02,520
We're here.
287
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,320
Yeah! Whoo!
288
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,860
Which song?
289
00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:08,270
Wouldn't you like to know?
290
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,540
I'm doing it a cappella.
291
00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,060
- Oh.
- Wow.
292
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,730
♪ The sun'll come out ♪
293
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:17,470
♪ Tomorrow ♪
294
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:23,110
♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪
295
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:25,880
♪ There'll be sun ♪
296
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,910
♪ Just thinking about ♪
297
00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,980
- ♪ Tomorrow ♪
- Cover me.
298
00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:35,990
♪ Clears away the cobwebs
and the sorrow ♪
299
00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:39,710
♪ Till there's none ♪
300
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:40,790
Ozzie.
301
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,130
Hey, listen, man, so look,
302
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:43,770
we got this for you for your trip.
303
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,540
Um, it's got a box of
chocolates in there,
304
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,700
an extra phone charger...
You know, practical stuff.
305
00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,270
And I wanted to get you a
knife, but I don't know,
306
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,710
I thought that would be kind of weird.
307
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,770
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so instead...
308
00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:54,970
I got you a gun.
309
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:56,410
Oh, no, that's okay.
310
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,510
You hold onto the gun.
No, you hold onto that.
311
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,780
I'll just keep the
chocolates and the charger.
312
00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:01,830
Thanks. Yeah.
313
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,430
I guess this is it.
314
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,760
Hey, guys, hurry up.
315
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,490
She's on the third verse.
316
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,730
This reminds me of the time we
broke Timothy Leary out of jail.
317
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,790
Timothy Leary?
318
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,740
Go. Hurry.
319
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:13,850
Oh.
320
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,450
Oh, okay, all right, Han.
321
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,190
There goes the bravest
man I've ever known.
322
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:33,130
This is the weirdest date ever.
323
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,770
♪ When I'm stuck with a day ♪
324
00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,760
♪ That's gray ♪
325
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:43,290
♪ And lonely ♪
326
00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:46,880
♪ I stick out my chin ♪
327
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,490
♪ And grin ♪
328
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,040
♪ And say ♪
329
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,550
♪ The sun'll come out ♪
330
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,290
♪ Tomorrow ♪
331
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,120
♪ Tomorrow ♪
332
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,120
♪ Tomorrow ♪
333
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,030
♪ I love ya ♪
334
00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,600
♪ Tomorrow ♪
335
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:14,650
♪ You're only a day ♪
336
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:18,180
♪ Away ♪
337
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,940
Okay.
338
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,620
All right there, everybody,
that was amazing.
339
00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:32,320
- So strong. Yeah.
- So emotional.
340
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,270
Hello. Are you okay? That song seemed...
341
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:37,880
very personal.
342
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,000
Yes.
343
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:41,790
Well, Annie was an orphan, and...
344
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,050
I'm an orphan.
345
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,800
So I really identify with her.
346
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,320
Okay, that's connecting some dots.
347
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:51,580
I was found in a bassinet
in a baby nursery store.
348
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,530
My parents just left me there.
349
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,420
Like Punky Brewster.
350
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,880
No, she was found in a mall.
351
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:02,060
Get your orphan stories right.
352
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,700
And I know all of them.
353
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:07,090
Batman, Anne of Green
Gables, Alexander Hamilton.
354
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,220
- Mm-hmm.
- Where's Ozzie?
355
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,380
Uh, yeah, he went to the bathroom.
356
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,040
Ozzie!
357
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:14,210
- He was here. He's not here.
- That's so funny.
358
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,440
He's gone, isn't he?
359
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,240
- Ozzie's not here.
- I just saw him.
360
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,450
- I am so surprised.
- Alex!
361
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,760
Come on!
362
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,890
Shit!
363
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,050
Who was that woman in the hospital?
364
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,770
Is your name even Don?
365
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,650
Oh, you're married, aren't you?
366
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,710
No, no, no.
367
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:33,870
I'm not married.
368
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:36,340
And my name is Don.
369
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:39,710
Uh... we actually know each other
370
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,090
from somewhere else.
371
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:43,020
I tried to tell you the truth
372
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:46,100
when we were in Iceland.
373
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,640
I'm... I'm your alien.
374
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:49,990
I visited you.
375
00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,180
Who told you about my experience?
376
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,590
No one told me anything.
377
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,250
I'm... I'm... I was your experience.
378
00:15:57,650 --> 00:16:01,730
You are a unique and
valuable creation, Kelly.
379
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:03,270
Oh, my God.
380
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,450
Oh, my God.
381
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:05,600
Oh, my God, it's...
382
00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,720
- You're an alien?
- Yes. I just...
383
00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,240
- Oh, my God!
- No, no.
384
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:10,770
- No!
- Oh, it's a negative?
385
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,190
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
386
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,580
I'm so sorry I have to do this,
387
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:15,140
but I'm going to erase your mind.
388
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,050
What?!
389
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,540
Whew!
390
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,130
Okay, let's try this again.
391
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,330
Try what again?
392
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,060
Remember the first time we met,
393
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:24,440
at the coffee shop?
394
00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:27,200
That was not the first time we met.
395
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,150
- What do you mean?
- Well...
396
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,850
Now...
397
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,640
Picture me...
398
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:36,090
with a beer in your kitchen.
399
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:40,870
It's a pleasant memory.
400
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,790
You're an awesome listener.
401
00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:46,960
There we go.
402
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,120
Oh, my God!
403
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,660
- No.
- What are you...
404
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:52,750
Okay, so, hey, look at this.
405
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,450
- No, no, no, please.
- You should know the truth.
406
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,540
You deserve the truth.
407
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:58,760
What the is going on?!
408
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:02,400
Okay, Kelly, you... You want the truth?
409
00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,900
Yeah, that would be great.
410
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,160
I'm married.
411
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,110
Well, I knew it.
412
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:14,140
Why do I keep falling for this bullsh...
413
00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,720
I thought you were different.
414
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,100
No, I'm bad.
415
00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,350
I'm so sorry. You deserve
someone better than me.
416
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,970
You're Goddamn right I do.
417
00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,740
In fact, I wish...
418
00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,110
that we'd never even met.
419
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,330
You have a nice life, Don.
420
00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:30,190
You, too.
421
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,470
You know, the...
422
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,730
The last thing I remember, I was...
423
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,620
I was gonna clean up Walsh's mess,
424
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,350
so I beamed down to Earth,
425
00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,970
and I walked out onto the road, and I...
426
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,430
- Car!
- Shh, shh!
427
00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,060
You're safe now.
428
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,260
There's no cars up here.
429
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:52,960
The important thing
is that you're alive.
430
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,030
Yeah.
431
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,690
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but how?
432
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,010
And why were you so close
to my face when I woke up?
433
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,400
I was...
434
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,800
clearly doing CPR.
435
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,910
- Oh.
- You know, I don't know.
436
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,710
Um...
437
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,140
Is it hot in here?
438
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,310
It feels very hot...
439
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,110
- in here. Oh, hey.
- What?
440
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,950
There's new management on the ship.
441
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:15,020
What?
442
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,050
New management?
443
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:18,090
Yeah. There was a merger.
444
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,020
Our new boss is a Cube.
445
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,590
He's changing everything.
446
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,630
He wanted me to get rid of your body.
447
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,940
What a dick.
448
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,000
Total dick.
449
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,470
I knew Jeff couldn't be trusted.
450
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,370
Is Don still an asshole?
451
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,970
Yeah, you weren't dead that long.
452
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,910
Congrats.
453
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,480
You proud of yourselves for
embarrassing an FBI agent?
454
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,550
Were you all in on this?
455
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,750
Is it even your birthday?
456
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,290
Well, it's tomorrow, but
the Groupon for this place
457
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,320
expired tonight.
458
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,890
This could cost me my job.
459
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,460
There.
460
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,500
I got you a body scrub.
461
00:19:01,530 --> 00:19:04,100
Alex. Alex, wait, please.
462
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,580
What we did was awful.
463
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,110
I just hope that one day you'll
understand why we did it.
464
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,970
We are really sorry.
465
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:18,080
And if you ever, ever want to
talk about being an orphan...
466
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,080
I'm here, I'm available.
467
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,450
And I'm trained.
468
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,090
I don't need to talk to anyone...
469
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,490
and neither did Batman.
470
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,420
Oh.
471
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,470
Wow, that's good.
472
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:41,550
♪ Show me, lover ♪
473
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:47,150
♪ Where I've gone wrong ♪
474
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,950
When you're from space,
475
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,690
and you're... you're in love
with someone on Earth...
476
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,530
it's... it's such a bu...
477
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,630
Pbht! It's a downer.
478
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,730
Mmm.
479
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,500
This chair is just the worst.
480
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:06,100
You, space!
481
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,340
You heard me.
482
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,840
My name is Don.
483
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,510
And, um, I'm an alcoholic.
484
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,530
- Hey, Don.
- Hi, Don.
485
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,800
I guess it all started
486
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:21,550
when I met a girl named Kelly.
487
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:26,560
♪ Lonesome warrior ♪
488
00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:31,600
♪ Wounded again ♪
489
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:36,200
♪ Tell me, lover ♪
490
00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,640
Ozzie won't get here till morning.
491
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,140
I'll take the first watch.
492
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,110
Why, because you're a man?
493
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,480
No, I... I just thought
you might want to...
494
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,610
Get some sleep.
495
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,970
Big day tomorrow.
496
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,910
Okay.
497
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,110
Thanks.
498
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,280
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