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We talked all night.
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He was an amazing listener.
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Maybe my alien experience
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is highlighting some
problems in my marriage.
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Have you ever sought
consolation in Christ?
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You were supposed to wipe his mind,
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and then implant a memory to
mask the entire experience.
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But he's supposed to have
a memory of hitting a deer,
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not seeing them in his waking life.
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Subject 19076.
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Retired, 72 years old, widowed.
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Subject demonstrated a need
for nonsexual, physical contact.
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... 978, 979,
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9 hundred...
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Subject 19077.
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Subject has a fascination with
puzzles and modern warfare,
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demonstrated a need for
social collaboration.
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Subject's memories were wiped.
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No memories of our
encounter will remain.
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Saving.
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Thanks for listening.
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I haven't felt this comfortable
talking to anybody in a while.
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I feel like I could tell you anything.
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- Thank you.
- You are an awesome listener.
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Anyway, what... what about you?
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What's your deal?
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I, uh...
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No one has ever asked me anything...
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about my deal.
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Damn it!
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Stupid piece of crap!
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Garbage stuff that
just gets in the way...
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H-hey!
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Jeff, you seem angry.
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Just going through
our research on 28409,
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and he's demonstrated a heightened
ability to recover memories.
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Yeah, that's why Kurt put the
implant in him in the first place.
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Well, if you ask me,
28409's a time bomb.
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I'm gonna attempt a manual reset.
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That's very, very risky.
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I'll figure it out.
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I'm pretty technical.
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Ahh! Mm!
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Did that do anything? I can't even tell.
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I'm not sure this is wise
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with your lack of patience
and little fingers.
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Oh, [bleep] off.
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You want to be helpful?
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Kurt's killer is still at large.
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See if you can track
down the car that hit him.
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It had an "Empathy" bumper sticker.
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Find it.
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The bumper.
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Hey, Nancy, I'm not feeling that great,
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so if it's cool, I'm just
gonna duck out a little early.
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Okay.
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Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb
www.addic7ed.com
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Dengue fever?
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It's unlikely.
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Ovarian cysts? No.
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I wonder if I hold these
two down at the same time...
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Oh, man, these guys are good.
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Oh, thank God.
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Hi, am I interrupting?
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Uh, no...
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just doin' the Lord's work.
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I'm kidding. Times crossword.
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Anyway, I just wanted to stop by
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and tell you that I
picked up one of these.
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Well, that's great.
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- How do you like it?
- I'm loving it.
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I actually really, um...
you know who I'm digging?
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I'm digging, um, Mary.
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- Of course, Mary.
- I don't know. She's great.
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I just really relate to
what she went through.
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I feel like we're, um...
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I don't know... I feel
like we're the same.
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Is that blasphemous?
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No. No.
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Mary's the best...
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courageous, small-town girl,
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a bit of a rebel, rode a
donkey nine-months pregnant.
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And that's a strong female
protagonist, actually.
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- Okay, uh, I'll let you get back.
- Okay.
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You know, Chelsea, we are...
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we're discussing Mary
in Bible Study this week.
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- Oh!
- I know.
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If you want to drop by...
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Yeah!
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Uh, okay. It's a date.
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It's a date.
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Hi.
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Kelly.
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Kelly likes coffee.
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_
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I'm not sure if it's a thyroid thing,
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or maybe it's low blood sugar?
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Okay, okay.
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Here's what you do for headaches.
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You take children's
aspirin, you crush it up,
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you put it in a club soda,
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you pour that in your neti pot,
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and then you flush that
through your sinuses.
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I don't think a neti pot is gonna
work for a thyroid condition.
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Listen, there's not a single
thing that a neti pot can't cure.
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I've got a spare one in my
car if you'd like me to get it.
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I've got to be honest with
you, I'm not really aaaaaah...
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aaaaaaaah...
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Ah, God damn it. The system's frozen.
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- ... aaaaaaaaah...
- I don't want to pressure you,
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- so you just...
- ... aaaaaaaaaah...
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... think about it.
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... aaaaaaaaaah...
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Okay. Rebooting.
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... aaaaaa... neti pot guy.
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Uh, I think I'm gonna
break up with Karl.
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Why? He seemed so nice.
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Yeah, he seemed nice.
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- Is he not?
- No, he is.
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Do you feel like there
may be a pattern here?
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Yeah. Dudes are the worst.
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Or maybe you're having a hard
time sustaining a relationship
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in the wake of your experience.
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- My experience was kind of great.
- Well, maybe that's the problem.
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Maybe everything else
pales in comparison.
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No.
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I... think it's just
that he's very boring.
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Plus he says "Ore-gone."
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"I'm going to 'Ore-gone.'"
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It's Oregon. Yeah.
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- You say Ore-gones.
- Oregonés?
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- Dump him.
- You don't say "Al-lab-a-ma."
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- I say Oregon.
- Ore-gon.
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...body parts...
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Stop! Richard, stop it!
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Your sipping is killing me.
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I'm so sorry.
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I-I'm sorry. It's just that my head...
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it's-it's throbbing again.
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The headaches... they're back?
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I'll get the neti.
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I don't know what it is. It...
it... Something is seriously wrong.
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Aliens probably put a
microphone in your head.
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- There it is.
- That's when my headaches started.
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Thanks for that,
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but I'm gonna go with something
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a bit more reasonable,
medically speaking.
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Uh, maybe, like, mad cow?
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Dude, I think Ennis is right.
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It sounds like alien dickery.
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No, I think we're all
tip-toeing around the T-word.
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- Microphone?
- Not "Microphone," Ennis.
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- The T-word. T!
- T-Tequila?
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Now I'm starting to have hallucinations.
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Hallucinations? Headaches?
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That's a tumor.
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Maybe... can we not be so
free with the word "tumor"?
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Okay.
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I... I think I need to go to a hospital.
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- Dibs!
- Uh, I better do it.
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I'm his sponsor.
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No offense...
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I think I'm gonna have Gerry take me,
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because he's the only one in this room
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that is not dressed exactly like me.
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Uh, okay. You guys better get a move on.
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Okay, Mr. Graham...
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in a minute, I'm going to ask you
to take a deep breath in and hold it.
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You're doing great buddy.
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Uh, sir, you're not
supposed to be in here.
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Just stay calm, buddy.
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I'll be right out here when you're done.
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Okay, Mr. Graham...
deep breath in, hold it.
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And get ready to boogie.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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John, I forgot I have
a thing to do today.
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- Not that alien-group thing?
- No.
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Good. Love you.
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Hi.
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Am I in the right place?
There's a lot of kids.
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It's an intro class.
It's open to everyone.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hello.
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That seat's saved.
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That's kind of weird, 'cause
I'm already sitting in it.
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Eyes up here.
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So, does everyone
understand the Virgin Birth?
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Yes. That is when Mary has God's baby.
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That's right. Jesus.
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It doesn't make sense,
because she's a virgin.
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Well, that's where the
miracle of it comes into play.
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Couldn't she have been
lying about being a virgin?
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That's what Joseph thought.
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Yes, but he was very, very wrong.
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Put yourself in her shoes...
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a divine being shows up
in the middle of the night
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in your bedroom, tells
you you're special...?
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Of course your husband
isn't going to believe that.
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He probably thinks you're just doing
this for some sort of attention.
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But who wants that kind of attention?
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Who would want that kind of attention?
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Are... are we still
talking about the Bible?
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- Yes. Yes.
- No.
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Yes.
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Is it my thyroid?
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Oh, God. It's my thyroid, isn't it?
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Someone's been using the Internet.
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- Maybe.
- If you look here,
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this little little
opaque spot is a mass.
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A mass? Can you be more specific?
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- Is it a tumor?
- We don't know.
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What do you mean you don't
know? You're a doctor.
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I'm not comfortable guessing.
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- Maybe it's your twin.
- It's not a twin.
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That does happen.
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Y... you know what, could
you maybe wait outside?
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Yep.
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So, this mass... what do we do?
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Do we run some more
tests? Do we wait it out?
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We'd actually like to remove it.
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Immediately.
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- Today?
- Well, you could wait,
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but most people don't roll
the dice on brain stuff.
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Okay. I got this.
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Uh...
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all righty...
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Warning... you are about to replace
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this subject's memory permanently.
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- Do you want to save?
- Nope!
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Commencing defragmentation.
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Goodbye, 28409's mind.
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All your memories will be lost.
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Pity.
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Signal lost.
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Signal lost? How? What?
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Ahh!
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Why?! You piece of crap!
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Hey, bud.
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I was here the whole time.
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- How you feelin'?
- Gerry.
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I'm pretty groggy.
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Mr. Graham, you're up.
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- Your operation went very well.
- Yeah.
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You'll be glad to know
it was not a tumor.
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- Great. What was it?
- Well, it's funny...
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it didn't appear as a
foreign object on your skin,
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but it seems to be a
tiny piece of metal.
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- Metal?
- Metal?
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I said the same thing. I've
never seen anything like it.
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It's, uh, a very uniform.
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Wait. How did this get into this?
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I can think of one reason.
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Aliens.
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Boop.
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"What does it mean if I
get a signal lost error?"
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"Subject removed the chip."
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How could he remove the chip?
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00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,115
What are you doing?
260
00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,878
I don't want to contaminate
it by touching it.
261
00:11:57,903 --> 00:12:00,519
Smells weird... like glass.
262
00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:04,301
How did a piece of metal
get stuck in my head?
263
00:12:04,326 --> 00:12:05,759
It has to be aliens.
264
00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,427
But why? Mind control?
265
00:12:07,463 --> 00:12:09,329
We should take it to a lab.
266
00:12:09,365 --> 00:12:10,731
They probably have one here.
267
00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:12,165
But can we trust them?
268
00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:15,044
How long do you think it
would take to drive to NASA?
269
00:12:15,371 --> 00:12:17,692
But can we trust them?
270
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:21,241
Pick up, pick up! Pick up!
271
00:12:21,276 --> 00:12:23,276
♪ Kelly likes coffee ♪
272
00:12:23,312 --> 00:12:25,245
♪ I'm making coffee ♪
273
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,919
♪ Coffee, coffee,
coffee, coffee, co... ♪
274
00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:29,716
God, useless!
275
00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:32,452
He removed the chip?!
276
00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:35,106
I might need you to retrieve it.
277
00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:39,122
Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Jeff.
I-I couldn't hear you.
278
00:12:39,147 --> 00:12:41,161
I might need you to retrieve the chip,
279
00:12:41,196 --> 00:12:43,271
if you care about evidence
of our existence lying around.
280
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,653
Wait, you, the great Jeff
need help from lowly me?
281
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,372
Okay, can we not do this?
282
00:12:48,397 --> 00:12:51,204
I'll offer you my
help if you ask nicely.
283
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,857
Repeat after me...
284
00:12:52,889 --> 00:12:54,915
- "Jonathan"...
- Jonathan...
285
00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,669
... "I'm a slimy, little bitch."
286
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,247
- I'm not saying that.
- I'm not helping you.
287
00:12:58,272 --> 00:12:59,846
I'm a slimy little bitch.
288
00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:02,802
- "Please get the chip."
- Please get the chip.
289
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:04,474
I didn't like your
tone. Let's try it again.
290
00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:05,911
- Just do it!
- All right, Jeff,
291
00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:08,646
I'll save you and the invasion, again.
292
00:13:09,718 --> 00:13:11,716
His hapless bearded
friend Gerry called today,
293
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:13,060
said he was at the hospital.
294
00:13:13,095 --> 00:13:14,481
I'm on it.
295
00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:20,308
- Hi!
- Hi.
296
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,542
I don't want to interrupt
your crossword puzzle.
297
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,848
Actually, I'm working on my homily.
298
00:13:25,161 --> 00:13:27,541
Well, um, I just wanted
to touch base with you
299
00:13:27,576 --> 00:13:28,875
about the, um...
300
00:13:28,911 --> 00:13:30,497
the last class.
301
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,566
I feel like things
maybe got a little weird.
302
00:13:32,591 --> 00:13:34,606
- Did they get weird? Did you feel that?
- Well, I...
303
00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:37,333
I mean, you somehow managed
to steal the spotlight
304
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,152
away from the mother of God.
305
00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:41,700
I feel badly about that, but, um...
306
00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:44,458
see, something unexplainable
happened to Mary,
307
00:13:44,493 --> 00:13:46,927
and something unexplainable
happened to me,
308
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,200
and I guess I was just really excited
309
00:13:49,225 --> 00:13:52,278
to... talk to you about it.
310
00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,075
And the enthusiasm was great,
311
00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:56,356
just not super
appropriate for that crowd.
312
00:13:56,381 --> 00:13:58,192
Yeah, sorry. I think I...
313
00:13:58,217 --> 00:13:59,630
I thought this was a book
314
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,966
about explaining that kind of thing.
315
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:07,724
Don't worry. I won't be
coming back to Bible Study.
316
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:16,646
You're having a hard
time connecting to me.
317
00:14:16,671 --> 00:14:19,091
Have you ever considered the fact that
you're the one who's hard to connect to?
318
00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:21,127
No, I haven't, actually.
319
00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:23,114
So, I guess we're canceling
our trip to Ore-gone.
320
00:14:23,139 --> 00:14:24,763
- It's Oregon.
- What?
321
00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:26,741
It's pronounced "Oregon."
322
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,967
- Uh, well, it's not actually.
- Yeah, it is.
323
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,271
And I kind of can't believe that you're
correcting my pronunciation right now.
324
00:14:31,306 --> 00:14:33,840
It's just... it's a thing
with me, okay? Sorry.
325
00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,442
Goodbye, Karl.
326
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:39,412
You're a nice person. I
hope you figure it out.
327
00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:56,251
I couldn't help but overhear everything.
328
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,782
- You were listening?
- Yeah.
329
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:01,735
That's weird. Mind your own business.
330
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,738
Oh, I made you this.
331
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,541
Oh, um, I made you this.
332
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,910
I don't know what that means.
333
00:15:09,945 --> 00:15:12,512
I'm just gonna leave that there for you.
334
00:15:12,548 --> 00:15:14,314
Thank you.
335
00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:18,305
What the...
336
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:22,743
Hey, Gerry, I think it
was alien technology.
337
00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:27,227
- What?
- Why's that so hard for me to say?
338
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,813
I don't like it, but I'm owning it.
339
00:15:30,838 --> 00:15:33,157
Yeah. Own it, buddy.
340
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,493
You're my best friend.
341
00:15:36,793 --> 00:15:38,516
I'm tired.
342
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:51,934
Okay, buddy, I'm gonna go to the loo.
343
00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:21,014
Oh, hey. Who are you?
344
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,917
- Ozzie's co-worker Nancy.
- That's cool.
345
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,120
- Jonathan sends his regards.
- Jonathan, huh?
346
00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:28,321
Couldn't make it down himself?
347
00:16:28,357 --> 00:16:30,457
I thought he was Ozzie's best friend.
348
00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,544
I've been here all night long.
349
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,606
Ozzie just said I was his best friend.
350
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,114
I can see he's sleeping.
351
00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:38,382
I'll be on my way.
352
00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:40,535
Sleeping like a baby.
353
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,493
I'll tell him you dropped by.
354
00:16:46,153 --> 00:16:48,508
- Where's the metal?
- What's going on, Gerry?
355
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:49,965
Where is it?
356
00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:51,659
Where is what?
357
00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,512
Where's the tray... the vial?
358
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:54,730
The tray's not there!
359
00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:57,723
Oh, yeah. The vial's gone.
360
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,285
- Help!
- Help.
361
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,465
Ohh!
362
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:02,364
Hey, when this is over,
363
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,315
I'm gonna write a book all about this,
364
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,640
and you're gonna be in it.
365
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,965
I would really be interested
in hearing about this, buddy,
366
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,577
but we're in DEFCON 5.
367
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:31,998
Yeah?
368
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,672
No, I'm not doing anything.
I can talk numbers.
369
00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:37,592
Okay, 80% LTV origination...
370
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:39,490
it's what's called a tier 2 loan.
371
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:41,508
In tier 2, the max LTV on a supplemental
372
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:43,383
- is 70% of the new value.
- _
373
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:46,913
Also, just saw a 76-unit CDL 80k.
374
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,116
No, no, no. Yeah, no.
375
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,551
I'm not sure where we got 470k.
376
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,889
Our everyday life
377
00:17:56,914 --> 00:17:59,960
is filled with chores and errands
378
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,230
that people 100, even 50 years ago
379
00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,564
couldn't comprehend.
380
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,443
Moses saw the burning bush.
381
00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,001
The disciples had to tell people
382
00:18:08,036 --> 00:18:10,209
that they saw Jesus rise from the dead.
383
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:13,874
And Mary had to tell her
husband that she was pregnant
384
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,776
even though she was still a virgin.
385
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:16,977
That's a tall order.
386
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:22,139
Sometimes God makes us
witnesses to the unexplainable.
387
00:18:28,179 --> 00:18:30,467
Imagine carrying the
burden of having experienced
388
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:32,959
an impossible event.
389
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:35,896
Could you, could I? I don't know.
390
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:39,545
Uh, most of us will never
be tested in that way.
391
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,654
But those that we celebrate today,
392
00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,273
they held firm.
393
00:18:43,298 --> 00:18:47,476
They never wavered, even when
those around them wouldn't listen.
394
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,273
That's courage.
395
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,468
That's faith.
396
00:18:57,656 --> 00:18:58,822
- Metal?
- Metal?
397
00:18:58,857 --> 00:19:01,334
- What you mean, Metal"?
- Like a microphone.
398
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,192
It was metal... perfectly shaped,
399
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:04,260
like a little circle.
400
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:05,361
Alien technology.
401
00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:06,583
They put it in his head.
402
00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:08,664
The doctor didn't know
403
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,833
how it got there or what it was.
404
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:14,529
Dude, you admitted yourself
it was alien technology...
405
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,472
in the room, after surgery.
406
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,819
I don't remember that. I
mean, I was pretty high.
407
00:19:18,844 --> 00:19:22,111
It was like Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson,
408
00:19:22,146 --> 00:19:24,013
Wiz Khalifa barbecue high.
409
00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:26,882
No, you said it. I was there.
410
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:28,552
And you said you were
gonna write a book about it,
411
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:30,152
and that I was your best friend.
412
00:19:30,188 --> 00:19:33,007
Okay, Gerry, please don't
put words in Ozzie's mouth.
413
00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:34,108
- Okay?
- What, I'm not.
414
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,889
People do crazy things
when they're high.
415
00:19:35,914 --> 00:19:37,718
I took generic feline Ativan last year,
416
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,895
and I bought five pairs of jeans online.
417
00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:42,665
Okay, I... okay...
Where is the metal now?
418
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:43,818
Where is the metal?
419
00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:45,364
A nurse walked away with it.
420
00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,098
We think a nurse took it.
421
00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,371
- Reptilian?
- It was a nurse.
422
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,207
I don't even go to doctors.
423
00:19:51,242 --> 00:19:53,309
Ozzie, how are you feeling?
424
00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:55,311
Can... can you describe
how you're feeling?
425
00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:56,396
Sure.
426
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:59,709
Yesterday there was something in
my head, and today there's not.
427
00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:02,985
So I guess I feel pretty okay.
428
00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,857
Dude, just admit it! It was aliens!
429
00:20:04,922 --> 00:20:06,088
Calm down.
430
00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:08,190
You said it! It was alien technology!
431
00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:10,762
Just... just... just say
it! You admitted it before.
432
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:11,894
We're not leaving till you say it.
433
00:20:11,929 --> 00:20:13,996
You know what, leave us
out of it, okay, Gerry?
434
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:16,599
- We weren't there.
- Okay, you know what? Fine.
435
00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:19,264
- I'll say this...
- Yes.
436
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:23,124
Something happened to me,
and it was unexplainable.
437
00:20:23,374 --> 00:20:25,708
And... sure, why not?
438
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,077
It could have been aliens. Fine.
439
00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:30,239
We can check this one off in the box
440
00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:32,684
- for the alien-believing column.
- All right!
441
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,614
But it also could have
been the tooth fairy,
442
00:20:35,639 --> 00:20:39,054
because we have no
physical, actual proof.
443
00:20:39,090 --> 00:20:40,923
Whatever. I'll take it.
444
00:20:43,528 --> 00:20:45,551
I called you seven times.
445
00:20:45,576 --> 00:20:48,286
- Where were you?
- It's been a very busy day.
446
00:20:48,311 --> 00:20:50,004
- Did you find the car?
- No.
447
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,063
What do you mean "No"? You had all day.
448
00:20:53,247 --> 00:20:55,181
You... you answer the
phone when I call you!
449
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:57,162
You hear me?!
450
00:20:57,436 --> 00:20:59,008
Mm! Ah!
451
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,904
Uh! Wha!
452
00:21:03,014 --> 00:21:05,848
Loser, loser, winner, winner!
453
00:21:07,485 --> 00:21:09,418
Here's your trophy.
454
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:25,929
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