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FLASHER:
Hey.
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Hey, bitch.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Hey.
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[WOMEN SCREAMING]
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I'm gonna fuck you.
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[HORN HONKING]
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- Touch it, slut.
- Jesus!
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MAN:
See my dick.
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[WOMEN SCREAMING]
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Guess what happened today, guys?
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Can any of you guess?
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The Yuens fucked up bigtime.
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Instead of watching the mall
like they're supposed to...
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...they let a damn pervert come and
show his fucking cock to around 15 people.
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So good job, guys. You fucked up big.
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Y'all hurt Ronnie.
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And nobody hurts Ronnie.
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Now apologize to me.
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- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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Say that like you mean it.
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- Okay. We're sorry.
- I'm sorry.
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That sounded like the last one.
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- Guys, I need you to step it up.
- Okay.
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You two guys, if you want this,
if you wanna experience what this is...
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...I'm gonna need to see more
than I'm seeing.
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- You will.
- You will.
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Get the fuck out of my face, guys.
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Thank you. That was great.
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- It's my pleasure, man.
- That was awesome.
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I'm standing here at Forest Ridge Mall...
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...where today, a man exposed himself
to several women before fleeing the scene.
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I'm with Ronnie Barnhardt,
one of the security guards, who...
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No, cut. You fucked up, ma'am.
I'm the head of mall security.
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You should do that again, say it right.
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- Go ahead. Action.
- Well, Officer Barnhardt...
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Right. Is there any information
you can shed on this situation?
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You're just gonna keep going
even though you fucked up my title?
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Okay.
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Well, I'm standing here with this doctor.
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Okay, how do I steer you
towards the oil-free foundation?
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She was like, "Oh, no.
I didn't wanna moisturize."
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- I was like, "No!"
- Oh, moisturizer.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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What were you talking about?
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What were you...?
What were you saying to each other?
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So, Ronnie,
what is it, um, you stopped by for?
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Well, I'm sure you heard about this...
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...but we had a pervert sexually assault
several women in the mall parking lot.
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Oh, really? A pervert?
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Yeah.
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So I just thought I'd tell you,
just be careful...
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...watching your comings
and your goings and whatnot.
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- Do you think we're gonna be safe?
- Yeah, Bruce, I think you'll be just fine.
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Bruce wants to know if he'll be safe.
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I should warn the pervert
that Bruce is out there.
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Look at me, I'm Bruce. Look.
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Is the pervert gonna get me?
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I'm just fucking with you, Bruce.
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I think, Ronnie, that I am...
I'm gonna be just fine.
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Everyone thinks they're fine till someone
puts something in them they don't want.
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Okay, well,
I guess it's probably time to:
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Okay, well, see you guys.
Have fun doing your thing.
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Alrighty.
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What? Oh, okay.
I thought I heard you.
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You talk to Mark
about lifting that firearms restriction?
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Oh, yeah, we should be good soon,
but technically, it's still pending.
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- The AS50 just came out.
- No way.
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Semi-auto, five rounds,
removable magazine.
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Thirty-three inches long.
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I mean, it'd be perfect for, you know,
the back of the golf cart.
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The new model 1216 carries 20 rounds
of 12-gauge shotgun shells.
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Wait. It holds 20 rounds?
I thought it was 18.
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JOHN: No, 20.
- You're confirming it's 20?
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JOHN:
Yes, I'm confirming 20.
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That's confirmed. Yes.
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Well, guys, we got Tasers, we got Mace.
It's not bad.
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- I guess that'll have to do for now, huh?
- Maybe.
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Yeah, still, it'd be so much cooler
if we were able to carry guns.
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Carrying a gun to work is, like, the best.
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RONNIE [ON TV]: I would like to delivera personal message...
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... to this perverted individual.
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Nice sucker punch today.
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You show up again, and you seewhat the * * * * happens, okay?
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I will murder you!
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I will * * * * * * * murder you!
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- No comment was made...
- You're * * * * * * * dead!
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No comment was madeas to the identity of the assailant...
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- ... but we will keep you posted.
- I use Mace and Tasers. * * * * you.
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Ronnie, I am so proud of you.
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- You really think I did good?
- Hell, yes.
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You're just, you're...
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[MUMBLES]
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You're just... Fuck, you're great. Great.
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- You're just drunk, Mom.
- No, no.
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You did good. You scared me.
You were scary.
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[MOM LAUGHS]
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You know, Mom...
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...I got a confession to make.
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It might sound bad, but...
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...part of me thinks
that this disgusting pervert...
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...is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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I mean, this is a real case.
This is my chance just to be great.
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I swear on my soul
I'm gonna catch this guy.
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I'm gonna get him.
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Oh, I'm tired.
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[THUDDING]
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Good night, Mom. Love you.
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Ronnie Barnhardt,
head of security here in the mall.
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I noticed your sign. I'd like to claim
one of your free cups of coffee, please.
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Let me just get that for you.
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Thank you very much.
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So are you new here?
I don't remember someone...
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...with a leg working here.
- Yeah. I just started last week.
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Then I had to get ankle surgery, so...
I have a protein deficiency.
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Oh, wow.
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Could you keep your traffic area clear?
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- Sorry.
- Always.
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I disagree with his methods,
but that is a fire hazard.
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Is there really a pervert here?
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Yes. Yes, ma'am, there is.
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That's scary.
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Not for me so much, you know.
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It's actually kind of my job
to put myself in harm's way...
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...to protect weaker people such as yourself
who are crippled in the leg and whatnot.
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My cast is coming off in a month.
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I do it
so other people can sleep well at night.
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Meanwhile, I'm up all night
fighting demons.
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Just screaming bloody murder,
waking up with nosebleeds, night terrors.
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Finding myself a mile from home
with bloody feet and a gun.
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I have no idea how I got there,
but pound for pound, I'd say...
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...there's not one human being that
deserves this coffee as much as myself.
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Wow.
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Be seeing you around, get more of this,
maybe a free cinnamon bun or something.
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I'll be here.
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Stay safe, ma'am.
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[AMANDA BLANK & AARON LACRATE'S
"SUPER FREEK" PLAYING O VER STEREO]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[CAR ALARM CHIRPING]
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FLASHER:
Touch Daddy's dick.
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[SCREAMS]
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It was horrible.
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It just keeps playing over and over
in my head.
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Like, someone press stop.
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It's on repeat.
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Are you okay, Brandi?
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Physically, yes.
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Psychologically, no!
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Brandi. Brandi!
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Perimeter.
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Are you okay?
Jesus Christ, I came as soon as I heard.
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I'm so sorry. Out of everyone,
I should've been protecting you.
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Look, this is not your fault.
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Ronnie, get her to my office
so the police can talk to her in private.
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Roger. No problem. Let's go, Brandi.
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I obviously can't walk.
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I'm in shock.
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Okay. Of course you are.
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You don't have to walk.
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Okay.
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Oh, my back. Fuck. Come on.
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[BRANDI SOBBING]
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[SIREN WAILS]
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Detective. Detective.
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Can you give us a statement
as to the identity of the pervert?
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No comment.
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Just stay with me, Brandi.
Just, look, stay with me.
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I know it was horrible.
Just don't think about his penis.
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[KNOCKING]
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Hi. Your secretary told me to come in.
I'm Detective Harrison, Conway Police.
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MARK:
Mark Peoples, I manage the mall.
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This is Brandi.
She's the one who saw the deviant.
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Hi, Brandi. How you doing? You okay?
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I'm pretty shaken up.
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- Brandi...
- Mm-hm?
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...I'm here to tell you
that we're gonna work together...
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...to make sure we catch the guy
that did this.
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- Okay.
- Ronnie Barnhardt.
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Head of mall security,
chief inspector on the case.
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This is my lieutenant, Dennis.
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Hey, gentlemen.
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- Did you get a look at the guy?
- Yes.
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Do you remember anything specific?
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Was he tall, short, black, white,
color of hair?
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- He was white.
- Okay.
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Tall.
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Chubby and blond.
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- Like pretty blond or?
- Sandy, ugly blond.
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Oh, he had ugly blond.
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I think this is good enough for now.
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All right? The best thing to do
at this point...
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...is I'm gonna go talk to the other ladies
who saw the guy...
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- Ha!
- What? Now what?
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Aren't you embarrassed saying that?
Like a cop.
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It's paperwork. It's procedures.
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What I wanna know
is who's gonna protect Brandi.
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It's clear to me
that she's been targeted here.
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Why say that?
What gives you that impression?
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A, she's the prettiest girl in this entire mall
and maybe the world.
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B, it's clear that this pervert
is some kind of sociopathic genius...
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...who plans on coming back and finishing
what he started, by murdering Brandi.
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Oh, my God. Is that gonna happen?
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- It's gonna happen.
- No, it's not.
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- He's gonna murder you.
HARRISON: No.
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BRANDl: My God.
- It's not gonna happen.
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- Am I gonna die?
- No, no.
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- You gonna die.
HARRISON: No.
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I have to get going, okay?
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I'm gonna give you my card.
Call me when you aren't working.
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Come to the station
and we'll go through some mug shots.
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Don't worry. All right?
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Look, your hair's all messy.
I'll talk to you soon.
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Thanks, detective.
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I feel a lot better.
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Yeah, we all feel a lot better.
Thanks a lot, detective.
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All right, have a nice day.
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One question.
What the fuck was that, Mark?
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What are you talking about?
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You're gonna let some fucking hotshot punk
come in here and take my fucking case?
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I just want this to be over
as soon as possible, okay?
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I'm beginning to feel goddamn
underappreciated around here, you sellout.
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- Damn!
- Okay.
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This is my case. Not yours. Not his.
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Mine.
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DENNIS:
Okay, so everybody, listen up, okay?
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Ronnie has a very important
announcement.
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It's been a tough day for him.
It's been tough on his spirit.
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So everybody, just be very respectful.
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RONNIE:
Thank you, Dennis.
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Listen, you are all under strict orders...
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...to do everything in your power
to bring down this pervert.
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You are to report to me and only me...
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...but most importantly, you do not
say a word about this to the police.
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Okay? Forget the police.
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I'm in charge of this.
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Ronnie. You know,
I've gotta get back to work soon...
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...because I'm technically employed
by O'Landers.
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Kid's not even officially on the team yet
and he thinks he's got it all figured out.
240
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:54,060
Here's how this is gonna break down.
Dennis, you're my second in command.
241
00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:55,670
You're my right-hand man.
242
00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:58,307
Thank you very much.
I've always wanted that position.
243
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:03,105
But I didn't wanna put the extra pressure
on our friendship, so thank you so much.
244
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,804
- You're welcome.
- Okay.
245
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,611
Yuens, you guys are my infantry.
You're expendable.
246
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:11,652
One of you dies,
God gave me another one.
247
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:12,948
- Okay, okay.
- Awesome.
248
00:17:13,123 --> 00:17:16,650
Charles, your position
is that of a student.
249
00:17:17,461 --> 00:17:19,691
Are we gonna be getting paid extra
for this?
250
00:17:19,863 --> 00:17:24,027
Because it seems
like this is completely separate from...
251
00:17:24,201 --> 00:17:25,759
Let me ask you something.
252
00:17:25,936 --> 00:17:27,995
How much did they get paid
to storm Normandy?
253
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,605
How much did King Arthur get paid
to kill Merlin?
254
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:33,106
How much did they get paid
to invent television?
255
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:36,473
Nothing.
They did it because they knew it was right.
256
00:17:36,647 --> 00:17:39,775
Now everyone put your hands in
for a unifying cheer.
257
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,013
Looking at you, Charles.
258
00:17:42,185 --> 00:17:46,417
This is a lot for me to take in. And I'm just...
I'm not sure that I'm up for this.
259
00:17:46,590 --> 00:17:47,921
- Don't be scared.
- I'm not.
260
00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:50,252
- It's just that I usually... Stop...
- Shh, shh, shh.
261
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,156
- Use my strength.
- What?
262
00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:58,693
On three. One, two, three.
263
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,032
Special Elite Task Force.
264
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:06,299
[WHISTLING]
265
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:13,437
Fuck!
266
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,100
Guys, all this is evidence.
267
00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:17,803
Bag it and tag it, get it to my office.
268
00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:20,176
I'm Detective Harrison
with the Conway Police...
269
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,580
...and I need
to ask you a few questions, okay?
270
00:19:22,753 --> 00:19:25,153
Noticed anything suspicious
going on around here?
271
00:19:25,322 --> 00:19:28,849
Someone hanging around the place
that you've never seen before...
272
00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:31,823
...what we call casing the place? No?
- Not really.
273
00:19:31,995 --> 00:19:34,657
What about co-workers?
Any disgruntled employees?
274
00:19:34,831 --> 00:19:37,766
Someone who might've been complaining
excessively about the job?
275
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:40,926
- No more than usual.
- Yeah. No, I hear that.
276
00:19:41,104 --> 00:19:44,938
- All right, good, good. Thank you, Sarah.
- One second, chief.
277
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:47,269
Ronnie Barnhardt.
Who robbed the shoe store?
278
00:19:47,444 --> 00:19:50,504
- I need you to wait out in the hallway.
- I don't know who did it.
279
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,275
Harrison seems to be too blinded
by your beauty to ask the right questions.
280
00:19:54,451 --> 00:19:55,782
Who robbed the shoe store?
281
00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:59,046
- Who the fuck robbed this shoe store?
HARRISON: That's okay.
282
00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:01,713
Sarah, thank you for your help.
I appreciate it. Okay?
283
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,687
Que pasa, Ramon?
284
00:20:04,861 --> 00:20:07,625
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
285
00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:18,965
- Si.
HARRISON: What?
286
00:20:19,142 --> 00:20:21,110
This guy fucking did it.
287
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:23,974
- Well, what'd he say?
- I don't know. I don't speak Spanish.
288
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:28,516
But you look at his face, his inflections,
the tone of his voice. Look at his eyes.
289
00:20:33,123 --> 00:20:34,147
RONNIE:
I know who did it.
290
00:20:34,324 --> 00:20:36,053
- You do, do you?
- Yeah.
291
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:38,592
- Big time.
- All right, who did it, Ronnie?
292
00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:41,597
- Check it out.
- I have sensual salts available also.
293
00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:43,232
- Do you know what those are?
- No.
294
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:48,201
That's for when you take a bubble bath,
you cover your little breasts with bubbles.
295
00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:50,532
Excuse me.
Detective Harrison, Conway Police.
296
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:54,768
Oh, shit. Yeah, I wasn't touching her
in a bad way or anything. Yeah, it was just...
297
00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:57,846
Somebody robbed the shoe store.
Asking if anybody noticed anything.
298
00:20:58,014 --> 00:21:00,915
All right, you need to get the fuck
out of here. Let's move.
299
00:21:01,084 --> 00:21:04,576
Noticed any suspicious characters?
Looked like they were casing the place?
300
00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:06,244
- Anything like that?
- No.
301
00:21:06,423 --> 00:21:07,720
What's up, Saddamn?
302
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,088
- What do you want, Ronnie?
- I want you to face the fucking music.
303
00:21:11,261 --> 00:21:14,753
I have a restraining order against you,
so take this opportunity to back up.
304
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,133
- Come on, let's go.
- You're fucking my case up, Harrison.
305
00:21:18,301 --> 00:21:21,361
You said you had proof.
He's got a restraining order against you?
306
00:21:21,538 --> 00:21:23,836
Look at him. That's all the proof I need.
307
00:21:24,007 --> 00:21:25,201
That's racist, man.
308
00:21:25,375 --> 00:21:27,434
Nothing to do with this.
You fit the profile.
309
00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:30,478
- Like for the pervert.
- How do I know you're not the pervert?
310
00:21:30,647 --> 00:21:32,547
My dick is brown,
you dumb motherfucker!
311
00:21:32,716 --> 00:21:34,843
- Let's go.
- You should arrest this clown.
312
00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:37,248
He comes here
and harasses me like every day.
313
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:41,151
Last week he tells me that he's discovered
my plot to blow up the Chick-fil-A.
314
00:21:41,324 --> 00:21:43,918
Why would I blow up Chick-fil-A?
It's fucking delicious.
315
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,358
- I'll go, I'll go.
- Come on, let's go. Let's go.
316
00:21:46,529 --> 00:21:48,759
But I tell you,
I got your fucking number...
317
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,333
...so you should know that I know
that you did that shit.
318
00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:55,403
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you.
319
00:21:55,572 --> 00:21:56,834
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
320
00:21:57,007 --> 00:21:58,372
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
321
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,270
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
322
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:01,910
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you.
323
00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:04,603
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you, Saddam Hussein of Iraq.
324
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,681
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
325
00:22:07,217 --> 00:22:08,616
Fuck you.
326
00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,311
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
327
00:22:12,489 --> 00:22:14,855
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
328
00:22:15,025 --> 00:22:16,083
Fuck you.
329
00:22:16,259 --> 00:22:18,352
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
330
00:22:18,695 --> 00:22:20,458
[MOUTHS]
Fuck you.
331
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,997
[MOUTHS]
Fuck you.
332
00:22:24,434 --> 00:22:27,597
MAN: Hey. Yeah, how's it going?
I got a question for you. Okay.
333
00:22:27,771 --> 00:22:29,671
So I bought this,
like, two and a half weeks ago.
334
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:31,101
[PHONE RINGING]
335
00:22:31,274 --> 00:22:33,970
- Yeah. And bought...
WOMAN: Good afternoon, Forest Ridge Mall.
336
00:22:34,277 --> 00:22:36,677
So did you find anything?
337
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,848
I found out quite a bit, actually.
338
00:22:40,016 --> 00:22:41,313
Like what?
339
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:44,351
A few clues, nice little list of suspects...
340
00:22:45,221 --> 00:22:47,314
...and, I think, the answer
to the whole case.
341
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,355
We didn't find anything.
342
00:22:49,526 --> 00:22:53,622
Also found out
that Detective Harrison over here...
343
00:22:53,797 --> 00:22:57,392
...not quite the detective
he makes himself out to be.
344
00:22:57,567 --> 00:23:01,560
Also, interesting news, not really
enough room for two cooks in this kitchen.
345
00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:03,797
- You're not a cook.
- I'm a cook.
346
00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:05,236
And I'm serving up justice.
347
00:23:05,408 --> 00:23:06,898
You're a security guard.
348
00:23:07,077 --> 00:23:08,704
Hot plates of justice.
349
00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,311
That's it, you motherfucker!
350
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,880
All day, I'm listening to your bullshit!
351
00:23:13,049 --> 00:23:15,847
We didn't find anything today
because of you!
352
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,250
You fucked up my investigation
and you wasted my time!
353
00:23:19,422 --> 00:23:21,185
I gotta come back to this shithole...
354
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,589
...to interview the people
who might've actually done the crime!
355
00:23:24,761 --> 00:23:28,561
I hate you!
I hate you so much, you fucking faggot!
356
00:23:28,732 --> 00:23:31,428
And news flash,
you're a fucking rent-a-cop!
357
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:35,037
You might think you're a real cop,
but you're not! You know why?
358
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:38,265
Because you're a fucking retard!
359
00:23:43,513 --> 00:23:45,481
[DOOR SLAMS]
360
00:23:51,588 --> 00:23:54,148
Use your inside voice, you know?
361
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:55,858
We can all hear.
362
00:24:15,879 --> 00:24:18,473
- Is this the recruitment office?
- It sure is.
363
00:24:18,648 --> 00:24:21,446
- Come on in, take a seat.
- Okay.
364
00:24:22,786 --> 00:24:24,344
How can I help you?
365
00:24:24,521 --> 00:24:26,216
I was actually looking to inquire...
366
00:24:26,389 --> 00:24:29,756
...as to exactly what it takes
to become a police officer like yourself.
367
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,156
Are you interested in joining the force?
368
00:24:32,328 --> 00:24:35,889
I'm just kind of curious, mostly. Why?
Do you see something in me?
369
00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:38,933
There are several steps
to be eligible for the academy.
370
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,126
Lay them on me.
371
00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,634
- Physical evaluation.
- Done.
372
00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:43,295
- Psychological tests.
- Easy.
373
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,304
- And a background check.
- Boom.
374
00:24:45,742 --> 00:24:48,802
If someone's interested,
I usually recommend a ride-along first.
375
00:24:48,978 --> 00:24:50,639
- A ride-along?
- That's right.
376
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:54,079
It's where you ride along
with a real police officer during patrol.
377
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:56,946
Ask a question, get an answer.
You got a hell of a system.
378
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,917
- Thank you.
- Lf you're interested...
379
00:24:59,089 --> 00:25:04,254
...I can give you the forms to take home so
you can get that background check started.
380
00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,090
- Okay.
- Cool.
381
00:25:11,267 --> 00:25:12,325
All right. Let's do it.
382
00:25:12,502 --> 00:25:15,835
Yeah, I might as well
just take those now.
383
00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,098
Probably won't even fill them out.
384
00:25:18,274 --> 00:25:19,639
- Here you go.
- Perfect.
385
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:42,492
[IMITATING GUNSHOTS]
386
00:25:48,438 --> 00:25:50,963
- Morning, Nell.
- Hey, Ronnie.
387
00:25:51,141 --> 00:25:53,871
- Cream and sugar, right?
- That's right.
388
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:02,179
I don't mean to insult you. Did you
do something different with the coffee?
389
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:04,912
- No. It's same as always.
- Different roast?
390
00:26:05,555 --> 00:26:08,888
- You want me to make you a new one?
- No, no, it's okay.
391
00:26:09,058 --> 00:26:10,821
It's a little different, I guess.
392
00:26:10,994 --> 00:26:14,486
Probably feel weird. I filled out
those police application forms last night.
393
00:26:14,664 --> 00:26:16,529
Probably just threw me off a bit.
394
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,097
- You applying to be a police officer?
- Did I say that out loud? Yeah.
395
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,232
Totally slipped out.
396
00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:25,169
Don't tell anyone.
I don't really want it getting out there.
397
00:26:25,341 --> 00:26:26,535
- I won't.
- Okay.
398
00:26:27,343 --> 00:26:30,540
But you should know that there's no shame
in going after your dreams.
399
00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:35,275
Few people do it and you should keep doing
it, no matter how many people laugh at you.
400
00:26:35,451 --> 00:26:37,544
Who's laughing at me?
No one laughs at me.
401
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,211
I laugh at other idiots
trying to do what they want.
402
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:44,156
No one laughs at me for trying to do,
you know, my destiny.
403
00:26:44,327 --> 00:26:45,555
That's not how this works.
404
00:26:45,728 --> 00:26:48,424
- Sorry about that.
- Save your sorries for someone sad.
405
00:26:49,465 --> 00:26:52,992
Put your sorries in a sack and give them
to someone who needs them.
406
00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:54,568
Not me.
407
00:26:56,306 --> 00:26:59,935
See you later, Nell. Thanks for this.
408
00:27:02,278 --> 00:27:04,007
[LAUGHING]
409
00:27:06,316 --> 00:27:07,783
I'll catch you guys later.
410
00:27:07,951 --> 00:27:10,044
We'll meet at the usual.
411
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,482
That's fucked up.
412
00:27:18,828 --> 00:27:20,125
- Hello, Detective Harrison.
- Whoa!
413
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:21,991
What the fuck?
414
00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:24,793
You scared the shit out of me, Ronnie.
415
00:27:24,968 --> 00:27:27,630
What are you...?
What the fuck are you doing here?
416
00:27:27,804 --> 00:27:31,501
I'm here for my ride-along, you know?
I figure you can come into the mall...
417
00:27:31,674 --> 00:27:35,542
...you can try to steal my shine, it's only
fair I get to do the same to you, man.
418
00:27:35,712 --> 00:27:38,545
Ronnie, I need you
to get the fuck out of the car now.
419
00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:41,878
No can do.
Every citizen is allowed a ride-along.
420
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:46,681
I am well within my rights, plus I've taken
the liberty of clearing this with the captain.
421
00:27:46,856 --> 00:27:50,553
So here's the part where I tell you
that payback's a bitch...
422
00:27:50,727 --> 00:27:54,788
...and the only thing really left to say
after that is "boom."
423
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,626
- Wanna see what I do?
- I'd love nothing more...
424
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,496
...than to see what you think you do.
- I'll show you.
425
00:28:09,212 --> 00:28:10,270
WOMAN:
Come on.
426
00:28:10,446 --> 00:28:12,243
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
427
00:28:14,851 --> 00:28:16,682
What is this? Hey, hey, hey.
428
00:28:22,725 --> 00:28:25,922
HARRISON: See that corner there, Ronnie?
- Yeah, I see it.
429
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:30,259
That corner? It used to be
the worst corner in this whole city.
430
00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:32,025
It was nicknamed "the Crossroads."
431
00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:34,169
Oh, shit. I've actually heard of that.
432
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,567
Yeah, I'm sure you have.
433
00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:40,505
Myself and the other officers,
we worked for years on cleaning it up.
434
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:45,341
It hasn't been easy. I mean, we still patrol
the area to keep our presence up.
435
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,608
I use the same technique in the mall.
436
00:28:47,784 --> 00:28:48,808
I'm sure you do.
437
00:28:49,385 --> 00:28:52,684
I usually do the foot patrols myself.
438
00:28:54,257 --> 00:28:56,555
I'm gonna let you do it tonight.
439
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,687
You know, Ronnie,
I feel like we got off on the wrong foot.
440
00:29:01,230 --> 00:29:03,824
This is my way of making it up to you.
441
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,228
What do you say?
442
00:29:06,302 --> 00:29:09,396
I mean, honestly, I'm touched.
443
00:29:09,572 --> 00:29:13,702
That's really, really nice of you. That's...
I'd love to. It'd be an honor, sir.
444
00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:15,173
I won't let you down.
445
00:29:15,345 --> 00:29:17,313
- You ready?
- I'm ready. I'll get to it.
446
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,345
- Go get them.
- Okay.
447
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:31,888
[ENGINE STARTS]
448
00:29:34,197 --> 00:29:35,630
Hey, where you going?
449
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,191
Hey, Harrison.
450
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:40,735
Harrison, where are you...? Harrison!
451
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:44,335
Harrison!
452
00:29:44,507 --> 00:29:45,735
[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]
453
00:29:45,908 --> 00:29:48,069
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
454
00:29:54,884 --> 00:29:57,284
What the fuck am I doing?
455
00:29:59,322 --> 00:30:02,780
All right, kids, no horseplay.
Get on home. It's late.
456
00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:05,450
Hey, player,
you looking for that crack?
457
00:30:05,628 --> 00:30:08,096
Am I looking for that crack?
458
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:09,731
As in crack cocaine?
459
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:13,862
You just offered to sell me
a schedule one narcotic. That's a felony.
460
00:30:14,036 --> 00:30:16,129
That's five to 10 years. Boom!
461
00:30:16,305 --> 00:30:18,398
- You're under citizen's arrest.
- No, let go!
462
00:30:18,574 --> 00:30:20,474
- I will not let you go!
- Fuck you!
463
00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:22,634
You're gonna learn things in jail.
464
00:30:22,812 --> 00:30:26,145
Gotta wait for my partner to get back.
Should be any second.
465
00:30:26,315 --> 00:30:29,079
- Get your hands off him.
- What?
466
00:30:29,252 --> 00:30:31,186
You heard me.
That's my son, motherfucker.
467
00:30:31,354 --> 00:30:32,446
What? This little guy?
468
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,487
MAN:
This is my motherfucking seed right here.
469
00:30:34,657 --> 00:30:37,490
- See, I got him on my motherfucking chest.
- I see that.
470
00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:39,855
Ain't just gonna tattoo
any motherfucker on my chest!
471
00:30:40,263 --> 00:30:43,096
This is my lifeline, my legacy.
472
00:30:43,499 --> 00:30:47,663
Well, I hate to be the one to break this
to you, because you seem to love him.
473
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:50,630
It seems your son just tried
to sell me an illegal drug.
474
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,435
- Rico just tried to sell you some drugs?
- Yeah.
475
00:30:53,609 --> 00:30:55,440
That's some crazy shit.
476
00:30:55,611 --> 00:30:57,806
- Ain't that some crazy shit?
- That's crazy, man.
477
00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:59,709
That's not too crazy though...
478
00:31:00,016 --> 00:31:03,452
...because he works for me,
you stupid motherfucker.
479
00:31:03,619 --> 00:31:08,318
More bad news. You're gonna need to find
a new employee. I'm taking him downtown.
480
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:11,619
Oh, for real? Well, you gonna need
to find a new motherfucking head.
481
00:31:11,794 --> 00:31:14,024
You're right. You're free to go, kid.
482
00:31:14,197 --> 00:31:16,392
Good luck with the crack.
Have a good life.
483
00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:19,729
Yeah. Get home, Rico.
Do your motherfucking homework.
484
00:31:19,902 --> 00:31:21,529
Rico! Get home!
485
00:31:21,704 --> 00:31:23,331
So I'll catch you later. Thank you.
486
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:26,373
- Waste him, Tone.
- Motherfucker, don't tell me what to do.
487
00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:29,170
How many motherfuckers have you killed?
None.
488
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,074
I've killed two, so shut the fuck up.
489
00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:33,274
Don't do it, okay?
490
00:31:33,449 --> 00:31:35,383
- Oh, God, don't.
- You gonna start crying?
491
00:31:35,551 --> 00:31:37,519
- Just don't do it.
- Look at little bitch.
492
00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,245
This was a mistake. Don't do it.
493
00:31:39,422 --> 00:31:43,552
You know what I should do?
I should make you suck this gun like a dick.
494
00:31:43,726 --> 00:31:47,822
And when it comes, it's gonna blow
your brains all over the street.
495
00:31:48,998 --> 00:31:51,967
- Look in your heart.
- Pop a cap in his ass, right now.
496
00:31:52,134 --> 00:31:55,365
I don't believe it. Are you
gonna seriously sit here and talk to me?
497
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,529
- I'm just saying.
- You're just saying what?
498
00:31:59,175 --> 00:32:00,938
[GRUNTING]
499
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,734
I cannot believe you took him
to the fucking Crossroads.
500
00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:29,098
I mean, that's ridiculous.
501
00:32:29,272 --> 00:32:32,571
You'd have done the same. Bad enough
I had to spend the day with him...
502
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,232
...now he's at my fucking job?
503
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,708
Yeah, but, well,
he's probably gonna get killed.
504
00:32:36,879 --> 00:32:39,473
Good, I hope he does get killed.
Fuck him. I don't care.
505
00:32:39,649 --> 00:32:41,844
I'm telling you, I hate this guy.
I hate him more than...
506
00:32:42,018 --> 00:32:43,007
[DOOR OPENS]
507
00:32:43,185 --> 00:32:46,313
Sit the fuck down. Do you hear me?
You sit the fuck down!
508
00:32:46,489 --> 00:32:48,252
Don't fucking talk back to me!
509
00:32:50,626 --> 00:32:53,459
That's what the fuck I thought,
you little asshole.
510
00:32:53,629 --> 00:32:55,961
You. I know what you did.
511
00:32:56,732 --> 00:33:00,259
You set me up. You left me out there.
That's all there is to it. Admit it.
512
00:33:00,436 --> 00:33:01,835
Yeah.
513
00:33:02,305 --> 00:33:04,273
I set you up.
514
00:33:04,807 --> 00:33:07,367
What are you gonna do about it,
huh, Ronald?
515
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:10,341
- What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna thank you.
516
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,747
What are you talking about?
517
00:33:12,915 --> 00:33:17,477
I knew you wanted to see if I had the chops
to become a police officer. I did it, man.
518
00:33:17,653 --> 00:33:20,622
I did it. There are six dead crackheads
that can confirm that.
519
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:24,453
Thank you. From the bottom of my heart,
thank you for believing in me.
520
00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:28,427
- I don't know what to say, Ronnie.
- No, shh. Don't say anything.
521
00:33:28,598 --> 00:33:31,965
Your actions,
they say more than words ever could.
522
00:33:32,134 --> 00:33:37,128
I always wanted to be a cop.
I didn't want to admit it, but you knew.
523
00:33:37,673 --> 00:33:39,072
You knew.
524
00:33:39,241 --> 00:33:40,265
[OFFICERS CHUCKLING]
525
00:33:40,443 --> 00:33:41,774
Okay.
526
00:33:42,345 --> 00:33:43,710
I need more.
527
00:33:57,426 --> 00:34:00,418
Get used to seeing Ronnie Barnhardt
around here.
528
00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:07,769
Boom! Fuck you.
529
00:34:07,937 --> 00:34:09,370
MAN:
Cadets, ready.
530
00:34:42,271 --> 00:34:43,738
- Move.
- Ah!
531
00:34:43,906 --> 00:34:45,567
[WOMAN GRUNTS]
532
00:35:18,974 --> 00:35:21,204
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
533
00:35:25,214 --> 00:35:27,409
[SQUEAKING STOPS]
534
00:35:31,387 --> 00:35:34,185
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]
535
00:35:42,631 --> 00:35:44,963
- Fuck!
- Where you running, girl?
536
00:35:45,134 --> 00:35:46,931
You scared the shit out of me!
537
00:35:47,737 --> 00:35:50,297
You want a ride to your car
or what, huh?
538
00:35:52,742 --> 00:35:55,142
Well, move over.
539
00:36:01,016 --> 00:36:03,416
Brandi.
540
00:36:03,586 --> 00:36:07,784
Brandi, Brandi, Brandi.
541
00:36:08,491 --> 00:36:11,255
Okay, Brandi,
I'm gonna lay out a scenario for you.
542
00:36:11,427 --> 00:36:14,954
You, me, free dinner.
543
00:36:15,131 --> 00:36:18,430
You fill in the rest
with the answer "yes."
544
00:36:19,935 --> 00:36:21,527
There's my car.
545
00:36:22,104 --> 00:36:24,504
RONNIE: Huh? What?
- Where are you going?
546
00:36:24,673 --> 00:36:26,436
What? Sorry, someone cut the brakes.
547
00:36:26,609 --> 00:36:29,510
- Oh, my God.
- I can't stop. I'm just joking.
548
00:36:29,678 --> 00:36:32,670
I can stop, but I'm not going to
unless you go to dinner with me.
549
00:36:32,848 --> 00:36:35,442
Someone better tell me
what they wanna eat for dinner.
550
00:36:35,618 --> 00:36:38,451
Fine, motherfucker!
All right, pick me up next Friday night.
551
00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:39,845
It's a date.
552
00:36:40,022 --> 00:36:42,456
No, it's not a fucking date.
Just don't tell anybody.
553
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:51,498
- Don't.
- You don't.
554
00:36:52,902 --> 00:36:54,301
Listen, okay? I've told you...
555
00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:57,530
...if you're gonna sit up here,
you gotta keep this counter clean.
556
00:36:57,706 --> 00:36:59,537
I know. I can't reach that far.
557
00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:01,676
"I can't reach that far
because of my thing.
558
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:05,780
If only I had a stick or something
that would extend my reach...
559
00:37:05,948 --> 00:37:09,509
...like the eight stick-like objects
that are behind this counter."
560
00:37:09,685 --> 00:37:12,085
- Think outside the box.
- I'm so sorry, Roger.
561
00:37:12,254 --> 00:37:15,121
- I'm gonna do better. I'm sorry.
- Oh, two sorries, l...
562
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:19,751
Oh, I thought those
would clean the counter, but they don't...
563
00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:23,057
...because I guess I'm fucking dumb.
564
00:37:24,466 --> 00:37:25,797
Cup of joe, please.
565
00:37:25,968 --> 00:37:27,902
Hey, Ronnie.
566
00:37:30,139 --> 00:37:31,834
Is something wrong?
567
00:37:32,007 --> 00:37:33,872
Yeah, I'm fine.
568
00:37:38,113 --> 00:37:40,741
I notice you wear a ring on your finger.
Are you married?
569
00:37:40,916 --> 00:37:42,611
This ring? No, I'm not married.
570
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,243
I'm married to God.
571
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:47,753
It just means that I'm waiting for marriage
before I'm with a man.
572
00:37:47,923 --> 00:37:50,892
- So you're a virgin?
- Technically, I'm a born-again virgin.
573
00:37:51,493 --> 00:37:53,654
I mean,
we've all been to beach week, right?
574
00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:55,729
[LAUGHS]
575
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,729
I mean, so, yeah, I'm a virgin again.
576
00:38:00,202 --> 00:38:01,499
Why do you ask?
577
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,695
Oh, no reason. Um...
578
00:38:04,006 --> 00:38:05,337
Well, actually...
579
00:38:05,507 --> 00:38:09,068
...I got kind of a hot date tonight
with Brandi over at the makeup counter.
580
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:12,976
So I thought if you were married, you
might have some insight into relationships.
581
00:38:13,148 --> 00:38:16,083
You could maybe tell me
what I should wear on a date...
582
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,913
...but you know what? Never mind.
583
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,214
What you just said is kind of weird...
584
00:38:21,223 --> 00:38:25,125
...and I don't really think you're the best
person to be giving me advice on this...
585
00:38:25,294 --> 00:38:27,262
...so, yeah.
586
00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:28,726
Yeah, you're probably right.
587
00:38:28,898 --> 00:38:30,126
It's been a while. Sorry.
588
00:38:30,299 --> 00:38:32,631
But coffee's delicious.
589
00:38:32,801 --> 00:38:34,666
You should get married to this.
590
00:38:34,837 --> 00:38:36,304
Okay, well, thank you.
591
00:38:36,639 --> 00:38:38,368
No problem.
592
00:38:39,475 --> 00:38:41,943
- Hey, Ronnie?
- Yeah?
593
00:38:42,111 --> 00:38:44,272
I think you should dress like yourself.
594
00:38:45,848 --> 00:38:50,444
Yeah. Again, like I said, not the best person
to be giving advice on this, so...
595
00:38:52,321 --> 00:38:54,289
Come on, Ronnie. Just get out here.
596
00:38:54,456 --> 00:38:57,084
RONNIE: It's too tight in the butt.
- Well, let me see.
597
00:39:01,764 --> 00:39:03,925
Ronnie.
598
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:07,830
You look so handsome.
599
00:39:09,004 --> 00:39:10,665
You don't think I look like a phony?
600
00:39:10,839 --> 00:39:13,273
Heavens, no.
601
00:39:13,442 --> 00:39:17,674
This girl's gonna be knocked
on her socks.
602
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:22,182
- It's kind of a cool outfit, I guess, right?
- Way cool.
603
00:39:22,351 --> 00:39:25,252
This girl must be really special.
604
00:39:25,421 --> 00:39:27,616
Oh, God, she is, Mom.
605
00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,350
She's the most beautiful girl
in the whole world.
606
00:39:31,694 --> 00:39:36,324
You know, I remember when your father
picked me up for our first date...
607
00:39:36,865 --> 00:39:41,802
...I swear, he was the most handsome man
I'd ever laid eyes on.
608
00:39:42,204 --> 00:39:47,301
I knew right then and there
that I would fuck him that night...
609
00:39:47,476 --> 00:39:49,341
...and end up marrying him.
610
00:39:52,214 --> 00:39:54,876
I sure hope that happens to me tonight.
611
00:39:55,050 --> 00:39:56,915
Oh, it will, Ronnie.
612
00:39:57,086 --> 00:39:59,111
I just know it.
613
00:40:00,456 --> 00:40:01,923
Mom?
614
00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,118
Why did Dad leave?
615
00:40:05,828 --> 00:40:07,295
Well...
616
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:10,591
...he kind of freaked out
when you were born.
617
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:14,264
I mean, you had so many special needs...
618
00:40:14,436 --> 00:40:18,634
...and he just couldn't
handle the pressure.
619
00:40:18,807 --> 00:40:21,537
One day,
he just couldn't take it anymore.
620
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:26,072
Do you think it was my fault
that Dad left?
621
00:40:27,616 --> 00:40:29,607
Definitely.
622
00:40:34,189 --> 00:40:36,157
I love you, Ronnie.
623
00:40:36,325 --> 00:40:38,350
I love you too, Mom.
624
00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:47,868
[BEEPS]
625
00:40:49,938 --> 00:40:51,303
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO]
626
00:40:51,473 --> 00:40:53,338
[CAR HORN HONKING]
627
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,708
BRANDl: You guys are hysterical.
Let me out!
628
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,713
See you later, sweet tits.
629
00:40:59,882 --> 00:41:01,509
Fuck you, Tyler.
630
00:41:02,518 --> 00:41:04,145
God.
631
00:41:04,553 --> 00:41:06,111
Why, hello.
632
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:09,951
What are you doing here?
633
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,990
We were supposed to have dinner
tonight.
634
00:41:12,561 --> 00:41:14,324
- I forgot.
- That's okay.
635
00:41:14,496 --> 00:41:15,793
- I didn't.
- Yeah.
636
00:41:15,964 --> 00:41:18,592
Well, it's pretty late.
637
00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:22,635
I made several dinner reservations,
so we'll get a table no matter what.
638
00:41:22,805 --> 00:41:24,363
[SIGHS]
639
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,966
Well, I gotta pee first.
640
00:41:27,142 --> 00:41:28,609
Okay.
641
00:41:29,812 --> 00:41:33,304
You want me to come? Should...?
Um... Yeah, I'll just wait out here.
642
00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:38,753
Wow, that was impressive.
You... I like to drink fast too, so...
643
00:41:38,921 --> 00:41:40,889
Okay, wait, watch this.
644
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:43,023
Nurse.
645
00:41:43,592 --> 00:41:46,720
Nurse, can I get another?
646
00:41:47,729 --> 00:41:50,391
- Wait, this is on you, right?
- Oh, yeah, I got it all.
647
00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:53,296
Nurse? Four shots of tequila, okay?
648
00:41:55,437 --> 00:41:58,031
I think it's really funny to call
a waitress "nurse."
649
00:41:58,207 --> 00:41:59,868
[LAUGHS]
650
00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:01,566
Nurse.
651
00:42:01,743 --> 00:42:06,043
So, Brandi. I'm just dying to know,
how much do you love working in this mall?
652
00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:09,048
- Oh, God, I hate that shit.
- Me too. I fucking hate it.
653
00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:11,686
I mean,
I just listen to bitching all day long.
654
00:42:11,854 --> 00:42:14,118
I, like, do makeup
on these fat-ass women.
655
00:42:14,289 --> 00:42:15,313
And you know what?
656
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:19,052
My mom always said, "You can polish
a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."
657
00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:20,661
Exactly.
658
00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,729
Anyway, that's the fucking mall,
you know?
659
00:42:22,898 --> 00:42:26,959
That is such an incredible journey
that you must be going on every day.
660
00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:31,371
Hold up, all right?
661
00:42:31,540 --> 00:42:34,338
- What the fuck is that?
- It's nothing. What? It's nothing.
662
00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:36,034
Let me see. Don't be stingy.
663
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,041
Come here.
664
00:42:39,381 --> 00:42:43,317
- It's a pill I'm supposed to take.
- Oh, my God, where did you get these?
665
00:42:43,485 --> 00:42:44,713
From my doctor.
666
00:42:44,887 --> 00:42:46,320
Clonazepam.
667
00:42:46,488 --> 00:42:48,956
That's the good shit. I am impressed.
668
00:42:49,124 --> 00:42:51,024
I did not think you partied like that.
669
00:42:51,193 --> 00:42:55,357
God, do I ever party like...
I party like this every four to six hours.
670
00:42:56,265 --> 00:42:57,562
Can I have one?
671
00:42:58,267 --> 00:43:00,235
- Really?
- Come on, please?
672
00:43:00,402 --> 00:43:02,836
Come on. Ronnie, come on.
673
00:43:03,238 --> 00:43:04,865
You know what?
674
00:43:05,941 --> 00:43:08,102
You can take the whole thing.
Take all of them.
675
00:43:08,277 --> 00:43:11,713
I don't think I need them anymore.
Everything is going great in my life.
676
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,542
Just like it is with you,
and I have this cop thing.
677
00:43:14,716 --> 00:43:18,516
Those pills just kind of keep me here
but right now, you know...
678
00:43:18,687 --> 00:43:20,518
But I just... I just need to...
679
00:43:20,689 --> 00:43:21,678
[GRUNTS]
680
00:43:21,857 --> 00:43:23,916
You know, that's what I need right now.
I'm on this.
681
00:43:24,359 --> 00:43:28,693
And those stop me from doing that,
so consider those my gift to you, Brandi.
682
00:43:28,864 --> 00:43:30,525
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
683
00:43:30,699 --> 00:43:33,532
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah, anything. Anything.
684
00:43:33,702 --> 00:43:36,671
- I thought this dinner was gonna suck.
- Me too. Why?
685
00:43:36,838 --> 00:43:40,467
I was like, "Okay, weird guy at the mall
asking me out."
686
00:43:40,642 --> 00:43:42,200
Oh, my God.
687
00:43:42,377 --> 00:43:45,039
But now I got a whole new script.
688
00:43:45,214 --> 00:43:46,408
Thank you.
689
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:49,149
- All right.
- Shots.
690
00:43:49,318 --> 00:43:52,776
Yeah, shots. Down the hatch.
691
00:43:52,955 --> 00:43:53,979
Put those here.
692
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:57,886
To eternal life together.
693
00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:59,994
- Fuck you.
- Okay.
694
00:44:01,830 --> 00:44:03,491
Come on, bitch.
695
00:44:03,765 --> 00:44:06,563
Oh, my God. It burns so good.
696
00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,661
Oh, yeah.
697
00:44:10,405 --> 00:44:11,702
[LAUGHS]
698
00:44:12,474 --> 00:44:14,840
Yeah. Oh, yeah, again.
699
00:44:15,010 --> 00:44:17,001
You are so fucking gorgeous.
700
00:44:59,855 --> 00:45:01,379
Brandi...
701
00:45:01,723 --> 00:45:04,214
...this has just been a magical evening.
702
00:45:04,393 --> 00:45:06,122
It's been amazing...
703
00:45:06,295 --> 00:45:08,957
...and I think I gotta say congratulations.
704
00:45:09,131 --> 00:45:12,362
We made it to the next level, you know?
We did it together.
705
00:45:12,534 --> 00:45:15,970
- I couldn't be... Oh, God.
- I am so fucking shit-faced.
706
00:45:16,138 --> 00:45:17,867
You okay?
707
00:45:20,075 --> 00:45:22,305
I think I need a mint or something.
708
00:45:22,477 --> 00:45:25,105
My breath tastes like shit.
709
00:45:25,447 --> 00:45:27,415
Oh, Brandi.
710
00:45:29,351 --> 00:45:31,319
I accept you.
711
00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,775
Oh, Brandi.
712
00:45:55,944 --> 00:45:57,673
Oh, God, Brandi.
713
00:45:57,846 --> 00:45:59,575
Brandi.
714
00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,607
Brandi?
715
00:46:04,186 --> 00:46:06,780
Why are you stopping, motherfucker?
716
00:46:06,955 --> 00:46:08,217
Oh, I'm sorry.
717
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,550
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
718
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:13,185
WOMAN: Okay, Ronnie. Today I'll be
giving you a psychiatric evaluation...
719
00:46:13,362 --> 00:46:16,854
...to determine if you're competent
to enter into the police academy.
720
00:46:17,032 --> 00:46:19,660
So let's start with your background.
Where are you from?
721
00:46:19,835 --> 00:46:22,861
- Born and raised right here, actually.
- Oh, local boy, okay.
722
00:46:23,038 --> 00:46:25,871
And, Ronnie,
do you have any history of depression...
723
00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:28,202
...or psychosis or anything like that?
724
00:46:28,377 --> 00:46:30,607
Yeah,
but nothing really worth mentioning.
725
00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:32,508
Just a little bipolar disorder.
726
00:46:32,681 --> 00:46:34,012
Not a big deal.
727
00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:38,551
Oh. Well, are you taking
any prescription medications?
728
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:42,281
I am pleased to announce that I am
currently off all prescription medication.
729
00:46:42,457 --> 00:46:43,822
Congratulations.
730
00:46:43,992 --> 00:46:45,926
Why did the doctors take you off?
731
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:47,288
They didn't.
732
00:46:48,063 --> 00:46:49,621
How are you feeling?
733
00:46:49,798 --> 00:46:50,890
Great, actually.
734
00:46:51,066 --> 00:46:52,624
I met a girl. We're in love.
735
00:46:52,801 --> 00:46:54,564
So that is very good.
736
00:46:54,736 --> 00:46:59,036
I'm this close to catching this pervert,
catching a robber.
737
00:46:59,207 --> 00:47:01,141
Just generally becoming the man.
738
00:47:01,309 --> 00:47:05,837
So at this point in my life, I just really feel
like I could destroy some motherfuckers.
739
00:47:06,915 --> 00:47:08,678
Okay, I'm just gonna write that down.
740
00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:11,114
- Yeah, write it on down.
- Okay.
741
00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:14,488
Why do you wanna become
a police officer?
742
00:47:15,757 --> 00:47:18,248
That's the big question, now, isn't it?
743
00:47:20,128 --> 00:47:22,028
I have a dream...
744
00:47:22,197 --> 00:47:24,165
...most nights.
745
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,233
It starts on a playground.
746
00:47:26,401 --> 00:47:30,303
And there's kids, you know, swinging,
and they're laughing.
747
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:34,101
There are dogs barking,
butterflies just flapping their little wings.
748
00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:37,805
And then you hear a rumbling...
749
00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:41,877
...and over the horizon
comes a black cloud...
750
00:47:42,050 --> 00:47:43,950
...and it's made of cancer...
751
00:47:44,119 --> 00:47:45,313
...and pus.
752
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:47,318
It starts sweeping over the playground.
753
00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:50,014
And everyone starts screaming
and clawing their eyes...
754
00:47:50,192 --> 00:47:53,286
...and pulling at their hair,
and saying, "Help! What do we do?"
755
00:47:53,462 --> 00:47:55,760
And you know what happens next?
756
00:47:56,398 --> 00:47:57,797
Out steps me...
757
00:47:57,966 --> 00:48:01,197
...wielding the biggest fucking shotgun
you've ever seen in your life.
758
00:48:01,369 --> 00:48:03,030
And you know what I do?
759
00:48:03,205 --> 00:48:05,867
I blow every fucking thing away.
760
00:48:06,041 --> 00:48:09,477
And I am getting God's work done.
761
00:48:09,644 --> 00:48:14,479
When it's all over and the dust has settled,
the whole world gathers below me...
762
00:48:14,649 --> 00:48:17,550
...and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie,
thank you for helping...
763
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,483
...being a great man
and doing this for us."
764
00:48:20,655 --> 00:48:22,418
And you know what I say?
765
00:48:22,591 --> 00:48:26,118
"You don't need to thank me.
I'm just a guy with a gun.
766
00:48:26,294 --> 00:48:27,591
I'm just a cop."
767
00:48:27,762 --> 00:48:29,730
Okay.
768
00:48:29,898 --> 00:48:33,595
That should do it.
Thank you for your time, Mr. Barnhardt.
769
00:48:33,768 --> 00:48:36,328
Eh. I think you mean Officer Barnhardt.
770
00:48:36,505 --> 00:48:37,665
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
771
00:48:37,839 --> 00:48:39,807
[IMITATES GUNSHOTS]
772
00:48:44,613 --> 00:48:45,807
- To Ronnie.
- Thanks.
773
00:48:47,182 --> 00:48:49,013
DENNIS: Ronnie.
- Yeah.
774
00:48:49,184 --> 00:48:52,051
Ronnie Barnhardt got called up
to the big leagues.
775
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,586
Finally gonna get to carry a gun
and everything.
776
00:48:54,756 --> 00:48:57,281
- That's awesome, Ronnie.
- Ronnie, I'm so proud of you.
777
00:48:57,459 --> 00:48:59,051
Thanks, Mom. Thanks for this cake.
778
00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:01,695
- Incredible.
MOM: It's a gun.
779
00:49:01,863 --> 00:49:02,921
RONNIE:
Oh, yeah.
780
00:49:03,098 --> 00:49:04,827
You're my little baby.
781
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,989
[MOM LAUGHING]
782
00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:07,896
I'm so happy for you.
783
00:49:08,069 --> 00:49:10,629
I think the White House
could be the next stop.
784
00:49:10,805 --> 00:49:13,330
I mean,
I think it could be that big, Ronnie.
785
00:49:13,508 --> 00:49:16,705
- I think so too.
- Oh, God, I'm so happy for...
786
00:49:16,878 --> 00:49:18,368
For your tears.
787
00:49:19,281 --> 00:49:21,545
Well, thank you, brown eyes.
788
00:49:22,083 --> 00:49:26,611
You know,
when Ronnie was in high school...
789
00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:28,480
...I used to fuck all his friends.
790
00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:32,451
RONNIE: Okay, Mom, don't hit on Dennis.
Is that okay?
791
00:49:32,627 --> 00:49:35,721
- A piece of icing right there, see?
- That's some icing right there.
792
00:49:35,897 --> 00:49:38,923
Yeah, I think you spilt more on it,
probably.
793
00:49:39,668 --> 00:49:42,068
BRANDl:
And it'll tingle just a little bit...
794
00:49:42,237 --> 00:49:44,432
...but you get used to it.
795
00:49:57,752 --> 00:49:59,413
Feel that?
796
00:50:04,693 --> 00:50:07,253
Wait for me.
797
00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:13,698
NELL:
Ronnie, wait.
798
00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:07,480
HARRISON:
Don't say anything, it's gonna give it away.
799
00:51:07,656 --> 00:51:10,090
- I'm not going to. This is gonna be funny.
HARRISON: I know.
800
00:51:10,759 --> 00:51:12,522
- Watch... Jeez.
- Ow!
801
00:51:12,694 --> 00:51:13,854
MAN 1:
I'm sorry.
802
00:51:14,629 --> 00:51:15,755
- All right.
MAN 2: Well...
803
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:17,727
WOMAN:
Okay, I'll call.
804
00:51:19,668 --> 00:51:21,329
Yeah, come in.
805
00:51:21,970 --> 00:51:24,370
- What's up, brother?
- Hey, Ronnie.
806
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:25,767
How's it going, amigo?
807
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,669
Oh, have a seat.
808
00:51:31,112 --> 00:51:32,477
- How you doing?
- I'm great.
809
00:51:32,647 --> 00:51:35,707
- This is nice. Yeah.
- I don't usually do this kind of thing...
810
00:51:36,584 --> 00:51:37,915
...but...
811
00:51:38,687 --> 00:51:40,951
...I wanted to be the one
to give you the news...
812
00:51:41,122 --> 00:51:43,181
...and see your face when you found out.
813
00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:46,216
Very good, sir. I appreciate that.
Thank you, sir.
814
00:51:48,263 --> 00:51:51,562
We're not gonna be able
to let you join the academy.
815
00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:55,698
That's not possible, so...
Yeah, that's not true.
816
00:51:56,171 --> 00:51:59,038
It seems you had trouble
passing the minimum requirements.
817
00:51:59,641 --> 00:52:02,132
- Did I fail one of the tests?
- Actually, you did.
818
00:52:02,310 --> 00:52:04,278
You failed the psychological exam.
819
00:52:05,146 --> 00:52:07,774
I remember she put a big A-plus on it
and a "pass."
820
00:52:07,949 --> 00:52:09,382
- Yeah.
- And that was me, so...
821
00:52:09,551 --> 00:52:12,111
- I passed that. I passed the shit out of it.
- Really?
822
00:52:12,287 --> 00:52:14,346
It says right here.
823
00:52:14,522 --> 00:52:17,753
"Mr. Barnhardt
shows warning signs of delusion.
824
00:52:19,294 --> 00:52:23,526
Allowing him to join the force at this time
puts his life...
825
00:52:23,698 --> 00:52:25,825
...and the lives of others in jeopardy."
826
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,195
I don't... Um...
827
00:52:28,369 --> 00:52:30,132
I don't see how this is possible.
828
00:52:30,805 --> 00:52:32,796
- You got problems.
- No...
829
00:52:32,974 --> 00:52:36,307
We can take care... We can handle this.
We can... We can figure this out.
830
00:52:36,478 --> 00:52:39,072
I know this is hard to hear.
831
00:52:43,384 --> 00:52:46,182
So I thought
this was gonna be kind of funny...
832
00:52:46,354 --> 00:52:51,621
...but it's actually kind of sad,
so I'll catch you later, Harrison.
833
00:52:55,129 --> 00:52:57,290
So I tried talking to them.
834
00:52:57,465 --> 00:53:00,923
There's just no way
they're gonna let you in.
835
00:53:02,637 --> 00:53:06,664
Your dreams of becoming a police officer
just aren't gonna happen.
836
00:53:46,214 --> 00:53:47,545
[ROGER LAUGHING]
837
00:53:47,715 --> 00:53:49,114
Hi, I'm Nell.
838
00:53:49,283 --> 00:53:51,615
Wait. Do you want some of my buns?
839
00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:52,946
Yeah. Here, toast it.
840
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,314
Oh, my brake broke.
841
00:53:54,489 --> 00:53:56,252
Bam, right into the...
Into the frigging fryer.
842
00:53:56,424 --> 00:53:57,686
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
843
00:53:57,859 --> 00:54:00,020
- She'd go headfirst in the fryer...
NELL: Hey.
844
00:54:00,194 --> 00:54:02,856
I thought you were gonna go work
for the police.
845
00:54:03,030 --> 00:54:04,190
You know, I made it...
846
00:54:04,365 --> 00:54:08,267
...and I tried it out for a few days
and I just decided it wasn't for me...
847
00:54:08,436 --> 00:54:11,200
...so I decided to come back here.
848
00:54:11,372 --> 00:54:14,671
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- No problem, Ronnie.
849
00:54:14,842 --> 00:54:16,776
- Hey, you want a cup of coffee?
- No.
850
00:54:17,845 --> 00:54:19,938
No, I don't think I do.
851
00:54:20,114 --> 00:54:22,014
No offense to you...
852
00:54:22,183 --> 00:54:24,014
...but I'm gonna have...
853
00:54:24,452 --> 00:54:25,851
...to refuse your coffee.
854
00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:28,784
You know,
coffee seems disgusting to me.
855
00:54:28,956 --> 00:54:31,891
In fact, right now,
I don't think I want anything less...
856
00:54:32,059 --> 00:54:34,289
...in the whole world
than a cup of your coffee.
857
00:54:34,462 --> 00:54:35,895
So no, thank you.
858
00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:49,509
Okay, you know,
on second thought, maybe.
859
00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:52,908
- Yeah, sure, I'll have a cup of coffee.
- Roger's so mean to me.
860
00:54:53,781 --> 00:54:55,476
- Who's Roger?
- The manager.
861
00:54:55,650 --> 00:54:57,811
He hates me because I can't walk.
862
00:54:57,985 --> 00:55:00,078
He talks about me with that girl
all the time.
863
00:55:00,254 --> 00:55:03,280
They talk about how lazy I am.
Well, you know what? I'm not lazy.
864
00:55:03,457 --> 00:55:06,756
The only reason I'm sitting in this chair
is because of my leg.
865
00:55:06,928 --> 00:55:10,056
I wanna quit and I can't
because I don't have any money...
866
00:55:10,231 --> 00:55:13,428
...for the doctor bills
and insurance and stuff.
867
00:55:14,302 --> 00:55:15,894
I'm sorry.
868
00:55:24,078 --> 00:55:26,137
[ROGER & WOMAN
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
869
00:55:28,182 --> 00:55:30,548
Oh, hey, you can't come back here.
870
00:55:30,885 --> 00:55:32,182
- Get in there!
ROGER: No, no!
871
00:55:32,353 --> 00:55:33,377
You get in there!
872
00:55:33,554 --> 00:55:34,714
Get in there!
873
00:55:34,889 --> 00:55:36,754
- You like making fun of people?
- I don't.
874
00:55:36,924 --> 00:55:38,755
- I don't. No, no.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
875
00:55:38,926 --> 00:55:40,655
- You like making fun of people?
- No!
876
00:55:40,828 --> 00:55:44,127
You say one more thing to Nell,
I'm gonna fucking murder you!
877
00:55:44,298 --> 00:55:46,562
- I won't.
- You too!
878
00:55:48,669 --> 00:55:51,103
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
O VER SPEAKERS]
879
00:55:53,975 --> 00:55:55,374
I was never here, okay?
880
00:55:55,543 --> 00:55:56,908
Okay.
881
00:56:07,088 --> 00:56:10,216
CHARLES: Ronnie, I just wanna let you know
it's really good to have you back.
882
00:56:10,391 --> 00:56:11,585
MAN:
Hey.
883
00:56:12,093 --> 00:56:14,857
What the hell are you doing, huh?
884
00:56:15,396 --> 00:56:17,057
You're putting a boot on my car?
885
00:56:17,231 --> 00:56:21,031
- Would you please just try and calm down?
RONNIE: Louder. More authoritative.
886
00:56:21,202 --> 00:56:22,692
Calm the fuck down!
887
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:25,031
Hey, fuck you, okay?
I'm a business owner.
888
00:56:25,206 --> 00:56:28,141
You don't take this boot off,
I'm gonna start whupping some ass.
889
00:56:28,309 --> 00:56:30,641
- Take out your Taser.
- You have no right.
890
00:56:30,811 --> 00:56:34,577
- Take out your fucking Taser, Charles.
CHARLES: Ronnie, I'm not gonna Taser...
891
00:56:34,749 --> 00:56:35,773
What?
892
00:56:35,950 --> 00:56:37,850
- Fuck.
- How hard is that?
893
00:56:38,019 --> 00:56:39,884
It's the easiest thing on earth.
894
00:56:40,054 --> 00:56:42,648
I got another one right here,
motherfucker.
895
00:56:43,758 --> 00:56:44,782
[KNOCKING]
896
00:56:44,959 --> 00:56:46,824
MATT: Hey, Ronnie.
JOHN: Ronnie, how's it going?
897
00:56:48,062 --> 00:56:50,656
Think we found something
that might cheer you up.
898
00:56:50,831 --> 00:56:53,698
A clue in the pervert case.
We found it next to the Dumpsters.
899
00:56:56,504 --> 00:57:00,065
You okay, Ronnie?
I expected a little bit more of a reaction.
900
00:57:00,241 --> 00:57:01,606
I'm not okay, Charles.
901
00:57:01,776 --> 00:57:03,437
And...
902
00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:07,775
...unfortunately, no, this picture of a penis
does not cheer me up.
903
00:57:07,948 --> 00:57:10,075
Okay, you guys, we should...
904
00:57:10,251 --> 00:57:12,185
We should probably go get to work.
905
00:57:12,353 --> 00:57:13,581
Something.
906
00:57:13,754 --> 00:57:15,449
All right, well, just take it easy.
907
00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:20,684
I don't know what's happening to me,
Dennis.
908
00:57:20,861 --> 00:57:22,954
I feel like I'm losing it.
909
00:57:23,364 --> 00:57:25,195
A change is coming.
910
00:57:25,566 --> 00:57:26,794
I used to think...
911
00:57:26,967 --> 00:57:29,231
...I was the only thing...
912
00:57:29,403 --> 00:57:31,030
...between the light...
913
00:57:31,205 --> 00:57:32,968
...and the darkness.
- Mm-hm.
914
00:57:33,140 --> 00:57:34,801
But you know what I realize now?
915
00:57:34,975 --> 00:57:36,909
This is who I am.
916
00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:39,869
Hm.
917
00:57:40,481 --> 00:57:43,006
Take me in, Dennis. Don't look away.
918
00:57:43,184 --> 00:57:46,745
Ronnie, can you please
take the dick off your face?
919
00:57:48,422 --> 00:57:50,253
I'm real glad that you opened up to me.
920
00:57:51,025 --> 00:57:54,256
Because it makes me, like, open up
my heart, you know what I'm saying?
921
00:57:54,428 --> 00:57:58,125
Like, share the stuff that's been happening
to me because I used to be like you.
922
00:57:58,299 --> 00:58:01,666
I fell into that world of pretend.
923
00:58:01,836 --> 00:58:04,168
And that's where you gotta smarten up...
924
00:58:04,472 --> 00:58:05,939
...and cut somebody sometime.
925
00:58:07,007 --> 00:58:08,998
You might think that I float, you know.
926
00:58:09,176 --> 00:58:11,576
Maybe even walk on water and stuff.
927
00:58:11,746 --> 00:58:12,974
But...
928
00:58:13,147 --> 00:58:15,547
...I'm here to tell you that, sometimes...
929
00:58:15,716 --> 00:58:17,479
...I drink out of a volcano.
930
00:58:17,651 --> 00:58:21,553
I know how to deal with the system.
931
00:58:21,722 --> 00:58:23,246
I know how to fuck with it.
932
00:58:24,325 --> 00:58:26,793
I just gotta ask you, Ronnie...
933
00:58:26,961 --> 00:58:28,861
...are you willing to accept...
934
00:58:29,029 --> 00:58:31,020
...what I have to teach?
935
00:58:31,699 --> 00:58:32,859
I'm ready.
936
00:58:33,033 --> 00:58:35,797
- Do you want me to show you the way?
- Show me the path.
937
00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:38,461
- Can I lead you, please?
- Lead me.
938
00:58:38,639 --> 00:58:41,472
- I'm gonna put you in my pocket.
- Guide me.
939
00:58:41,642 --> 00:58:43,303
You're in my hands.
940
00:58:44,111 --> 00:58:45,373
When do we start?
941
00:58:46,113 --> 00:58:47,603
Right now.
942
00:59:38,766 --> 00:59:40,597
[COUGHS AND
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
943
00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:51,872
No, no, no.
944
01:00:11,198 --> 01:00:14,190
DENNIS: I'm not gonna lie to you.
There's nothing good about this at all.
945
01:00:20,674 --> 01:00:22,733
- You okay, Dennis?
- Look, look here.
946
01:00:22,910 --> 01:00:23,968
Let's get back to work.
947
01:00:41,161 --> 01:00:42,992
- Dennis.
- Yes, Ronnie?
948
01:00:43,163 --> 01:00:45,654
I gotta... I have to thank you, man,
you know, like...
949
01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:49,394
- Yeah.
- I felt like shit this morning, and now...
950
01:00:49,670 --> 01:00:52,867
You've shown me I don't need
to take things so seriously.
951
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,975
- Don't take it serious.
- We got a fucking meaningless existence.
952
01:00:56,143 --> 01:00:59,510
- That is... Sometimes it don't mean shit.
- Who cares though, right?
953
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,308
- Who cares? That's what I'm saying.
- Who cares? Oh, man.
954
01:01:02,483 --> 01:01:03,507
It doesn't matter.
955
01:01:03,684 --> 01:01:09,884
And, you know what? I'm just glad that
I finally have a partner in crime, man.
956
01:01:10,491 --> 01:01:12,015
Oh, wow, man.
957
01:01:12,860 --> 01:01:15,260
You dropped the P-bomb on me, man.
958
01:01:16,397 --> 01:01:18,365
It feels so good to hear you
say that, man.
959
01:01:18,532 --> 01:01:20,727
I've never had a partner.
960
01:01:22,336 --> 01:01:23,598
I love you.
961
01:01:24,471 --> 01:01:27,440
- I love you too, man.
- I love you.
962
01:01:27,775 --> 01:01:29,037
Yeah.
963
01:01:29,476 --> 01:01:32,036
I don't care. I don't care.
964
01:01:32,212 --> 01:01:35,340
- You can't catch me. You can't catch me.
- I'm gonna catch you.
965
01:01:35,516 --> 01:01:39,509
But you ain't seen the best part yet, man,
because when everybody leave this place...
966
01:01:39,687 --> 01:01:41,678
...I rob the shit out that motherfucker.
967
01:01:41,855 --> 01:01:43,322
What are you talking about?
968
01:01:43,490 --> 01:01:46,050
What do you mean?
Man, I steal shit.
969
01:01:49,763 --> 01:01:51,458
You're the one robbing the mall?
970
01:01:51,632 --> 01:01:52,656
Yeah.
971
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,425
I got the code...
972
01:01:54,601 --> 01:01:56,068
...from the security camera.
973
01:01:56,236 --> 01:01:59,034
- Right in front of my face?
- In front of your fucking face.
974
01:01:59,206 --> 01:02:01,868
You guys didn't even realize it.
975
01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:04,977
Ronnie, this is beautiful.
976
01:02:06,246 --> 01:02:08,441
Dennis, I can't be a part of this.
977
01:02:08,615 --> 01:02:11,311
- I thought you said you were my partner.
- I know, but l...
978
01:02:13,354 --> 01:02:14,616
But I can't do that.
979
01:02:14,788 --> 01:02:18,884
What has this place ever done for you?
Don't you see that people see us as jokes?
980
01:02:19,059 --> 01:02:21,084
Doesn't that hurt your feelings?
981
01:02:21,929 --> 01:02:23,419
Yeah.
982
01:02:23,597 --> 01:02:27,124
- Yeah, it really does, but I can't.
- All right, well, suit yourself, Ronnie.
983
01:02:27,301 --> 01:02:29,531
You know, you could be a slave.
984
01:02:29,703 --> 01:02:31,330
I already told you...
985
01:02:31,505 --> 01:02:32,938
...I'm a motherfucking outlaw.
986
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,366
Please stop, Dennis.
987
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:37,203
We're best friends, man.
Let's just stop this.
988
01:02:37,378 --> 01:02:39,175
We'll go get a beer, you know?
989
01:02:39,346 --> 01:02:43,749
Let's pretend this never happened.
I won't say a word about this. Let's just go.
990
01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:45,612
Ronnie, you right.
991
01:02:45,786 --> 01:02:48,414
Ronnie, you as right as hell.
What was I thinking?
992
01:02:48,589 --> 01:02:51,615
Like robbing the mall,
taking jewelry and stuff?
993
01:02:51,792 --> 01:02:53,350
I'm... What's all that about?
994
01:02:53,527 --> 01:02:55,222
- I don't know, man.
- You right, man.
995
01:02:55,396 --> 01:02:56,795
- Let's go get a beer.
- Yes.
996
01:02:56,964 --> 01:02:58,454
Yeah.
997
01:02:58,999 --> 01:03:00,193
Thank you, man.
998
01:03:00,367 --> 01:03:03,097
And honestly? I will never say a word
about this to anyone.
999
01:03:03,270 --> 01:03:05,295
- I appreciate it.
- People make mistakes. No.
1000
01:03:05,472 --> 01:03:09,033
- You're a real good friend, saying that.
- We're friends, so that's just how...
1001
01:03:09,777 --> 01:03:12,007
[GRO ANING]
1002
01:03:12,179 --> 01:03:13,874
Oh, fuck, Dennis.
1003
01:03:14,048 --> 01:03:17,313
- How could you, man?
- Oh.
1004
01:03:17,851 --> 01:03:19,614
[ENGINE STARTS]
1005
01:03:20,187 --> 01:03:22,519
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
O VER STEREO]
1006
01:03:23,924 --> 01:03:26,222
[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
O VER STEREO]
1007
01:03:27,361 --> 01:03:30,922
[LITTLE RIVER BAND'S "HELP IS ON
ITS WAY" PLAYING O VER STEREO]
1008
01:03:46,647 --> 01:03:48,376
MARK:
How could you not know it was Dennis?
1009
01:03:48,549 --> 01:03:53,282
Then how could you be so stupid as to let
him get away in the raffle car of all things?
1010
01:03:54,822 --> 01:03:55,914
Well, may I speak now?
1011
01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:57,148
Go ahead.
1012
01:03:59,093 --> 01:04:00,321
I found this.
1013
01:04:00,494 --> 01:04:02,121
That's the pervert's penis.
1014
01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:06,096
He's still in this mall. He's laying low,
waiting for a new opportunity to pounce.
1015
01:04:06,266 --> 01:04:08,291
Well, I'll turn this over to the police.
1016
01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:11,438
You'll not give that to the police.
I don't think you understand.
1017
01:04:11,939 --> 01:04:13,372
Look...
1018
01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:15,539
...I let Dennis get away.
1019
01:04:16,276 --> 01:04:21,304
That's something I'll have to live with.
But finding out whose penis that is...
1020
01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:23,177
...is my last shot at redemption.
1021
01:04:23,350 --> 01:04:26,376
- Let's just hope he doesn't show up again.
- Oh, he's coming back.
1022
01:04:26,553 --> 01:04:28,817
He's coming back quick
and he's coming back hard.
1023
01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:32,150
- What are you talking about, Ronnie?
- Deep cover, Mark.
1024
01:04:32,326 --> 01:04:36,160
I'm talking about black ops shit. I'm talking
about going off the grid completely.
1025
01:04:37,030 --> 01:04:39,362
I'm gonna be a specter, an invisible man.
1026
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:43,360
I'm just a regular guy in the mall.
I got no rules to follow.
1027
01:04:43,537 --> 01:04:45,198
Just got myself and my instinct.
1028
01:04:45,372 --> 01:04:46,839
[IMITATES AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]
1029
01:04:47,574 --> 01:04:49,337
Are you fucking retarded, Ronnie?
1030
01:04:49,910 --> 01:04:51,741
Ronnie doesn't even exist.
1031
01:04:51,912 --> 01:04:53,709
My name is Gil Jacobson.
1032
01:04:54,515 --> 01:04:56,676
I'm just your average mall customer.
1033
01:04:56,850 --> 01:04:59,546
I came to the Forest Ridge Mall...
1034
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,779
... to do some personal shopping.
1035
01:05:01,955 --> 01:05:04,389
Hey, you know where any sales are?
1036
01:05:05,826 --> 01:05:08,761
This is my mall.
1037
01:05:08,929 --> 01:05:11,090
It's a place of beauty...
1038
01:05:11,265 --> 01:05:12,596
... a place of purity.
1039
01:05:12,766 --> 01:05:15,530
It's a place where lost soulscan find a home.
1040
01:05:16,436 --> 01:05:17,460
Fuck you, Ronnie.
1041
01:05:17,638 --> 01:05:19,663
Nice hat, you stupid motherfucker.
1042
01:05:20,774 --> 01:05:24,073
I believe every manhas a path laid out before him...
1043
01:05:24,244 --> 01:05:27,236
... and my path is a righteous one.
1044
01:05:27,648 --> 01:05:30,879
For I have been chosento be the protector...
1045
01:05:32,186 --> 01:05:34,654
... and the destroyer.
1046
01:05:39,826 --> 01:05:41,987
I live by a code.
1047
01:05:42,162 --> 01:05:45,791
A code of my own invention,but a code nonetheless.
1048
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:49,762
And I follow it to the fucking T.
1049
01:05:50,904 --> 01:05:54,305
Danger lurks in the darknesswaiting to pounce...
1050
01:05:54,474 --> 01:05:59,571
... and it's my duty to face that dangerand stare it in its godless eyes.
1051
01:05:59,746 --> 01:06:01,373
- Mandy.
- Fuck.
1052
01:06:01,548 --> 01:06:02,606
Mandy.
1053
01:06:02,783 --> 01:06:04,148
Shit on me.
1054
01:06:04,318 --> 01:06:05,842
Yeah. Yeah.
1055
01:06:06,019 --> 01:06:07,953
- Tell me again. Tell me again.
- Yeah.
1056
01:06:08,121 --> 01:06:09,315
Fuck, yeah.
1057
01:06:09,489 --> 01:06:11,684
Nothing can hurt me.
1058
01:06:12,059 --> 01:06:14,653
My body has become a weapon.
1059
01:06:14,828 --> 01:06:17,092
I am an instrument of protection...
1060
01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:18,253
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1061
01:06:18,432 --> 01:06:19,456
... and justice.
1062
01:06:19,633 --> 01:06:24,570
I am the hammer in the right handof all that is good.
1063
01:06:24,738 --> 01:06:26,137
How could you do this to me?
1064
01:06:26,306 --> 01:06:29,275
I love you, you fucking bitch!
1065
01:06:38,018 --> 01:06:39,747
You just made me blow my cover.
1066
01:06:43,824 --> 01:06:45,553
CHARLES: Hey, Ronnie.
JOHN: Hey.
1067
01:06:45,726 --> 01:06:46,886
Um, Mark's looking for you.
1068
01:06:47,060 --> 01:06:49,756
He's really pissed about the altercation
in Cosmetics.
1069
01:06:49,930 --> 01:06:51,898
He's talking about calling the cops...
1070
01:06:52,065 --> 01:06:55,432
...so you should probably
just get going, man. This is gonna get...
1071
01:06:55,602 --> 01:06:57,331
This is gonna get really weird.
1072
01:06:57,504 --> 01:06:58,994
Ronnie Barnhardt's not here.
1073
01:07:00,173 --> 01:07:01,606
But if he was here...
1074
01:07:01,775 --> 01:07:05,768
...he'd say that if Mark wants him
to leave this fucking mall...
1075
01:07:05,946 --> 01:07:10,713
...it will be over
Ronnie's dead fucking body.
1076
01:07:14,888 --> 01:07:18,517
In these dark times,people need something to believe in.
1077
01:07:18,692 --> 01:07:22,150
I believe that good will win throughin the end.
1078
01:07:22,562 --> 01:07:27,397
It's only a matter of time until the cloudspart and the sun shines...
1079
01:07:27,567 --> 01:07:28,864
I'm gonna start that again.
1080
01:07:29,503 --> 01:07:35,738
It's only a matter of time untilthe clouds part and the sun shines down.
1081
01:07:35,909 --> 01:07:39,572
They'll be here soonand my mission will be complete.
1082
01:07:39,746 --> 01:07:40,974
[SIRENS WAILING]
1083
01:07:41,148 --> 01:07:45,346
I will leave a mark so bigthat it will be felt for years to come...
1084
01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:48,147
... and history will remember my name.
1085
01:07:48,322 --> 01:07:49,789
There's no turning back.
1086
01:07:49,956 --> 01:07:52,322
I must stand fast in my resolve.
1087
01:07:52,492 --> 01:07:55,689
The world has no usefor another scared man.
1088
01:07:55,862 --> 01:07:59,992
Right now,the world needs a fucking hero.
1089
01:08:10,243 --> 01:08:11,767
Ronnie!
1090
01:08:15,582 --> 01:08:17,709
Ronnie.
1091
01:08:18,452 --> 01:08:21,785
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1092
01:08:24,758 --> 01:08:26,225
RONNIE:
Harrison.
1093
01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:28,088
Ronnie, what are you doing?
1094
01:08:28,261 --> 01:08:32,027
I thought we were allies, Harrison.
I thought we were brothers of the badge.
1095
01:08:32,199 --> 01:08:34,064
How the fuck do you sleep at night?
1096
01:08:34,234 --> 01:08:35,963
Come on, let's do this the easy way.
1097
01:08:36,136 --> 01:08:38,696
You come outside
and we'll talk all about it, all right?
1098
01:08:39,072 --> 01:08:40,699
- Can't do that.
- Let's go.
1099
01:08:40,874 --> 01:08:42,967
We'll talk about it, but you gotta get out.
1100
01:08:43,143 --> 01:08:46,271
You can go outside. This is my world.
1101
01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:48,611
We don't wanna hurt you, Ronnie.
1102
01:08:48,782 --> 01:08:50,147
You wanna get hurt?
1103
01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:00,821
You didn't bring enough pigs to hurt me.
1104
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:08,964
You sure about that?
1105
01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,934
Why don't we find out, huh?
1106
01:09:20,113 --> 01:09:22,604
All right. Go get him.
1107
01:09:24,351 --> 01:09:26,512
[GRUNTING]
1108
01:12:00,907 --> 01:12:01,931
[KNOCKING]
1109
01:12:02,108 --> 01:12:04,133
MOM:
Open up, little birdie.
1110
01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:13,485
What's on the agenda for today?
1111
01:12:14,554 --> 01:12:17,114
I don't know.
Maybe look for a job or something.
1112
01:12:18,858 --> 01:12:21,088
I know it's hard...
1113
01:12:21,461 --> 01:12:23,793
...but try to look on the bright side.
1114
01:12:25,532 --> 01:12:28,296
You may not be the smartest person
in the world...
1115
01:12:28,468 --> 01:12:29,833
...but you're...
1116
01:12:30,537 --> 01:12:35,167
...handsome from certain angles...
1117
01:12:35,842 --> 01:12:38,640
...and you're... More importantly...
1118
01:12:38,812 --> 01:12:40,803
...you've got dreams inside of you...
1119
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:43,541
...and dreams make you special.
1120
01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:47,148
And no matter what the world, um...
1121
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:50,312
...throws at you, uh, they...
1122
01:12:50,490 --> 01:12:53,323
It can never take your dreams away.
1123
01:12:56,396 --> 01:12:58,296
What are you talking about, Mom?
1124
01:12:58,465 --> 01:13:01,195
I don't know, I'm drunk.
1125
01:13:02,202 --> 01:13:05,262
I just know mothers
are supposed to say stuff like that...
1126
01:13:05,438 --> 01:13:07,633
...to their children when they're sad.
1127
01:13:08,241 --> 01:13:09,833
- And so I tried.
- No, you're right.
1128
01:13:10,010 --> 01:13:13,173
You're right, that's exactly
what you're supposed to say.
1129
01:13:14,748 --> 01:13:16,511
You know, Ronnie...
1130
01:13:17,751 --> 01:13:20,481
...the other night
when I soiled my pants...
1131
01:13:20,654 --> 01:13:23,919
...you know,
I was expecting for you to come home...
1132
01:13:24,090 --> 01:13:27,218
...and find me and clean me up.
1133
01:13:28,962 --> 01:13:32,557
And I thought
you'd be there to take care of me, so l...
1134
01:13:32,766 --> 01:13:37,794
You know, I passed out on the floor
and I didn't worry.
1135
01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:43,938
And most people
would've thrown me away by now...
1136
01:13:44,110 --> 01:13:46,237
...but not you, Ronnie.
1137
01:13:46,946 --> 01:13:48,846
I do it because I love you, Mom.
1138
01:13:49,015 --> 01:13:50,243
I know.
1139
01:13:51,918 --> 01:13:53,647
I just want you to know...
1140
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:56,084
...I'm ready to make a change.
1141
01:13:57,457 --> 01:13:59,186
You're gonna stop drinking?
1142
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:03,222
I'm switching to beer.
1143
01:14:04,130 --> 01:14:07,964
I can pound those all day
and still keep my shit together.
1144
01:14:08,134 --> 01:14:10,295
And I'm doing it for you.
1145
01:14:10,470 --> 01:14:11,869
I'm so proud of you, Mom.
1146
01:14:12,038 --> 01:14:13,733
I'm so proud of you.
1147
01:14:13,907 --> 01:14:15,135
And you know what?
1148
01:14:15,308 --> 01:14:16,536
This is a new day.
1149
01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:18,109
We're gonna get through it.
1150
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:26,214
Oh, I just remembered.
1151
01:14:26,386 --> 01:14:29,583
This postcard
came for you the other day.
1152
01:14:39,032 --> 01:14:40,897
DENNIS [IN VOICE-O VER]:
What's up, motherfackle?
1153
01:14:41,067 --> 01:14:42,625
How's your dick hanging?
1154
01:14:42,802 --> 01:14:44,167
Low, I hope.
1155
01:14:44,337 --> 01:14:47,135
I just wanted to write you and saythat I really am sorry...
1156
01:14:47,307 --> 01:14:49,366
... for the way shitlike went down and stuff.
1157
01:14:49,542 --> 01:14:50,873
My bad, my blunder.
1158
01:14:51,044 --> 01:14:54,536
I just want you to knowthat you really are my best friend.
1159
01:14:54,714 --> 01:14:58,081
The problem is, I'm a criminal, man,who doesn't care.
1160
01:14:58,251 --> 01:15:01,311
And your crime is you care too much.
1161
01:15:01,488 --> 01:15:03,217
Regardless of our differences...
1162
01:15:03,389 --> 01:15:06,119
... I hope you knowthat I always respected you.
1163
01:15:06,292 --> 01:15:10,388
It's not every day that you meet somebodythat stands for something in this world.
1164
01:15:10,563 --> 01:15:13,361
Anyway, no hard feelings, okay?
1165
01:15:13,533 --> 01:15:16,696
If you ever wanna party,just get your ass to Mexico.
1166
01:15:16,870 --> 01:15:19,361
The beer is cool and the girls are wet.
1167
01:15:19,539 --> 01:15:21,837
Sincerely, your right-hand man...
1168
01:15:22,008 --> 01:15:24,272
... love, Dennis Chavante.
1169
01:15:35,855 --> 01:15:37,550
Hey there, stranger.
1170
01:15:39,559 --> 01:15:41,857
- You got your cast off.
- Yeah.
1171
01:15:42,295 --> 01:15:43,319
Got my hair done too.
1172
01:15:47,734 --> 01:15:48,996
Hey, um...
1173
01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:50,932
...I heard what happened.
1174
01:15:51,571 --> 01:15:53,505
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1175
01:15:53,673 --> 01:15:55,140
That was...
1176
01:15:55,308 --> 01:15:58,209
Just, I'm like... You know, I'm like a cat.
1177
01:15:58,378 --> 01:16:00,039
I always land on my feet.
1178
01:16:00,213 --> 01:16:01,908
I'm A-okay.
1179
01:16:02,816 --> 01:16:04,579
I got you a coffee.
1180
01:16:09,022 --> 01:16:10,922
Thank... Well, how much
do I owe you, then?
1181
01:16:11,090 --> 01:16:13,558
- Is it $ 1.60...?
- You don't have to pay for it.
1182
01:16:13,726 --> 01:16:15,591
You can just take it.
1183
01:16:16,296 --> 01:16:19,754
That's really nice of you.
I appreciate it, but...
1184
01:16:22,001 --> 01:16:25,437
Look, the whole reason
I came here today...
1185
01:16:26,105 --> 01:16:27,834
...was to come buy a cup of coffee...
1186
01:16:28,007 --> 01:16:29,668
...and pay for it...
1187
01:16:29,843 --> 01:16:33,677
...out of my own pocket,
and I've just been kind of waiting out here.
1188
01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:39,178
I need to accept...
1189
01:16:41,054 --> 01:16:42,715
...that there's no more free coffee.
1190
01:16:42,889 --> 01:16:44,356
Not now...
1191
01:16:44,791 --> 01:16:46,053
...not ever. I just...
1192
01:16:46,226 --> 01:16:48,922
You know, when I come to this mall...
1193
01:16:51,564 --> 01:16:54,328
...I pay for my coffee...
1194
01:16:56,169 --> 01:16:58,535
...just like a regular customer.
1195
01:17:25,231 --> 01:17:26,926
- Oh, motherfucker.
- Ah!
1196
01:17:55,128 --> 01:17:58,586
Everybody, get out of the way!
Move! Move!
1197
01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:22,046
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1198
01:19:24,684 --> 01:19:26,117
[WOMEN SCREAM]
1199
01:19:35,428 --> 01:19:37,487
Oh, no, no, no!
1200
01:19:37,663 --> 01:19:38,857
Jesus, Ronnie!
1201
01:19:39,032 --> 01:19:41,193
You fucking killed him.
1202
01:19:41,367 --> 01:19:42,356
[FLASHER GASPING]
1203
01:19:42,535 --> 01:19:43,729
Oh.
1204
01:19:43,903 --> 01:19:45,564
- All right, he's okay.
- Shit. Really?
1205
01:19:45,738 --> 01:19:48,764
Get out of the way!
Mall security, get out of the way!
1206
01:19:49,542 --> 01:19:50,975
Stay down, motherfucker.
1207
01:19:51,144 --> 01:19:52,611
- We've got your back.
MARK: All right.
1208
01:19:53,346 --> 01:19:55,143
- We need to call an ambulance.
- No.
1209
01:19:55,314 --> 01:19:56,713
This sack of shit is mine.
1210
01:19:56,883 --> 01:19:59,317
Hold my piece.
I'm taking him to the station myself.
1211
01:19:59,485 --> 01:20:01,510
Get up, motherfucker.
1212
01:20:01,687 --> 01:20:03,382
Hey, Ronnie.
1213
01:20:10,963 --> 01:20:12,726
Come on.
1214
01:20:14,700 --> 01:20:16,361
Ronnie?
1215
01:20:18,504 --> 01:20:19,664
Good job.
1216
01:20:19,839 --> 01:20:21,329
Fuck you.
1217
01:20:21,507 --> 01:20:24,271
And if anyone here wants a girl
to have sex with you...
1218
01:20:24,444 --> 01:20:27,902
...and then to fuck your enemy,
go to Brandi!
1219
01:20:28,081 --> 01:20:30,015
Because she's the girl that does that!
1220
01:20:31,751 --> 01:20:33,514
God.
1221
01:20:43,429 --> 01:20:45,056
MAN:
Good job, Ronnie.
1222
01:20:51,270 --> 01:20:52,794
RONNIE:
Come here.
1223
01:21:05,618 --> 01:21:06,846
Caught the pervert.
1224
01:21:07,019 --> 01:21:10,045
- Someone get a paramedic. Hurry up.
MAN: Hurry.
1225
01:21:10,223 --> 01:21:14,523
I want everyone to know
Ronnie Barnhardt caught the pervert...
1226
01:21:14,694 --> 01:21:17,390
...not the fucking police.
1227
01:21:17,563 --> 01:21:19,155
Good job, you caught a pervert.
1228
01:21:19,332 --> 01:21:21,960
You can take your fucking badge
and your gun...
1229
01:21:22,135 --> 01:21:24,000
...and you can shove them
up your butt...
1230
01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:27,264
...because I don't need that shit to know
who the fuck I am.
1231
01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:28,930
Fuck you. Fuck you.
1232
01:21:29,108 --> 01:21:30,905
Fuck every one of you.
1233
01:21:32,111 --> 01:21:33,806
I win.
1234
01:21:41,087 --> 01:21:42,987
Way to go, Ronnie.
1235
01:22:00,339 --> 01:22:04,275
I'm here with Ronnie Barnhardt, head of
mall security here at the Forest Ridge Mall.
1236
01:22:04,443 --> 01:22:08,038
Ronnie is the man who brought
the Forest Ridge Mall flasher to justice.
1237
01:22:08,214 --> 01:22:11,342
We caught the flasher. Yes!
1238
01:22:11,517 --> 01:22:13,041
All is back to normal?
1239
01:22:13,219 --> 01:22:16,711
I'd say better than normal, actually.
Personal life is going fantastic.
1240
01:22:16,889 --> 01:22:18,880
I met a girl, right over there.
1241
01:22:19,058 --> 01:22:22,391
She has made a promise to God
that she won't have sex before marriage...
1242
01:22:22,562 --> 01:22:25,531
...but that's a promise
I intend on making her break.
1243
01:22:25,698 --> 01:22:27,632
Gather around me, guys.
1244
01:26:26,172 --> 01:26:28,163
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