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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,899 --> 00:00:05,857 Previously on Now Apocalypse: 2 00:00:05,988 --> 00:00:07,032 Oh. Boner alert. 3 00:00:07,163 --> 00:00:08,947 -I'm Leif. -Carly. 4 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:10,557 Wait, wait, wait. I have a boyfriend. 5 00:00:10,688 --> 00:00:12,733 Then why are wehere? 6 00:00:12,864 --> 00:00:14,866 FORD: I understand work is a priority for you. 7 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:17,521 I need to make sure that our relationship is a priority too. 8 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,523 Of course it is. I really must go. 9 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:20,741 Lars and Klaus are waiting. 10 00:00:20,872 --> 00:00:22,787 Isn't there anything you've ever done sexually 11 00:00:22,918 --> 00:00:24,223 -that you wanted to keep a secret?-Ahh! 12 00:00:24,354 --> 00:00:25,355 No. I'm an open book. 13 00:00:26,138 --> 00:00:28,227 [ grunts ] 14 00:00:28,358 --> 00:00:30,273 -Thanks. -ULYSSES: And you can keep it here. 15 00:00:30,403 --> 00:00:32,057 -Really? -Yeah. 16 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:36,627 -[ surreal music ]-CARLY: Oh, yes... Oh, yes. 17 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,547 More. Yeah. 18 00:00:45,636 --> 00:00:47,246 [ moaning ] Oh. 19 00:00:47,377 --> 00:00:49,161 Yes... [ moans ] Ahh. 20 00:00:56,429 --> 00:00:57,996 Ohh. 21 00:00:58,127 --> 00:00:59,911 Oh, yes. 22 00:01:00,042 --> 00:01:01,086 Let me look at you. 23 00:01:09,094 --> 00:01:10,226 [ soft music ] 24 00:01:17,102 --> 00:01:19,539 Oh, yes. Unh. 25 00:01:21,933 --> 00:01:22,978 Unh, yes. 26 00:01:24,936 --> 00:01:25,893 Oh, Carly. 27 00:01:26,024 --> 00:01:26,982 Look at me. 28 00:01:28,896 --> 00:01:29,897 Oh, my God. 29 00:01:30,855 --> 00:01:31,769 [ moans ] 30 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:34,685 Oh, my God. 31 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:40,473 [ moaning ] 32 00:01:40,604 --> 00:01:42,823 [ gasping ] 33 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:53,965 ♪ 34 00:01:54,096 --> 00:01:56,228 ULYSSES: "Obvidently," your subconscious 35 00:01:56,359 --> 00:02:00,276 wants you to ditch Jethro and get with hot disabled guy already. 36 00:02:00,406 --> 00:02:03,366 I have always felt like my subconscious trolls me. 37 00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:05,281 Like if it was up to my subconscious, 38 00:02:05,411 --> 00:02:08,632 I would be a full-time cheater with a gangbang addiction, 39 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,374 who... occasionally slept with my brother. 40 00:02:11,504 --> 00:02:12,418 Huh. 41 00:02:13,289 --> 00:02:15,160 [ sets glasses on table ] 42 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:18,598 Oh, God. I haven't seen you in, like, forever! 43 00:02:18,729 --> 00:02:20,209 How long has it been? Like, two months? 44 00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:22,428 It's been three days. 45 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:25,170 You are totally one of those people who gets a boyfriend 46 00:02:25,301 --> 00:02:26,780 and disappears, right? 47 00:02:26,911 --> 00:02:31,002 No... OK... Sorta. 48 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,960 But I have been staying at Isaac's a lot lately. 49 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:35,224 Well... where is the new husband tonight? 50 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:36,834 Kung fu class. 51 00:02:36,964 --> 00:02:38,401 Tss. I'm sorry, uh-- what? 52 00:02:38,531 --> 00:02:40,185 Yeah. Yeah. 53 00:02:40,316 --> 00:02:42,144 Well, it's actually kinda hot. 54 00:02:42,274 --> 00:02:45,277 That he can protect me if shit hits the fan. 55 00:02:45,408 --> 00:02:50,021 This whole no weed smoking thing seems to be working out for ya. 56 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:52,632 Yeah! Yeah. You know, Day 8... 57 00:02:52,763 --> 00:02:56,854 no freaky dreams, no cryptic texts from Gabriel. 58 00:02:56,984 --> 00:02:59,074 Holy shit! So much has happened since I last saw you. 59 00:02:59,204 --> 00:03:03,121 Did I... tell you about my meeting day after tomorrow 60 00:03:03,252 --> 00:03:06,429 with a prestige premium cable network? 61 00:03:06,559 --> 00:03:08,605 -About 12 times, yeah.-Mm. 62 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:11,303 So, how many YouTube views is Slutsup to now? 63 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,131 Six hundred thousand! 64 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:17,092 Which is apparently viral enough these days to ping Hollywood's radar. 65 00:03:17,222 --> 00:03:19,746 So random. 66 00:03:19,877 --> 00:03:24,447 All because that overstuffed dim sum Kai got cast in fucking Star Wars. 67 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,449 -Um. -Huh! 68 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:28,320 It's nice that we're close enough that you feel 69 00:03:28,451 --> 00:03:30,322 comfortable saying openly racist shit around me. 70 00:03:31,584 --> 00:03:32,498 Aww. 71 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,935 Hmm. 72 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:36,285 [ laughs ] 73 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:39,157 [ chuckling continues ] 74 00:03:41,507 --> 00:03:42,378 [ sighs ] 75 00:03:44,902 --> 00:03:48,123 You're beautiful when you're concentrating. 76 00:03:48,253 --> 00:03:50,777 Oh. Thanks. 77 00:03:50,908 --> 00:03:53,606 Ah. I-- uhh. I've been working on these notes Barnabas gave me. 78 00:03:53,737 --> 00:03:56,348 He wants me to make my script sexierafter all the attention my underwear ads got. 79 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:59,090 That's nice. 80 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,614 [ sighs ] It's not. It's really hard. 81 00:04:01,745 --> 00:04:04,617 Ooh! Here, let me read you what I've done so far. 82 00:04:04,748 --> 00:04:07,881 Umm... I'm sorry, Ford, 83 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:09,927 but I really need to finish this report. 84 00:04:10,057 --> 00:04:11,711 [ pouting ] I know. I know. 85 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:13,974 Sorry. 86 00:04:14,105 --> 00:04:15,019 [ cell phone vibrates ] 87 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:17,848 Oh. 88 00:04:18,849 --> 00:04:19,850 What? 89 00:04:21,286 --> 00:04:23,158 I just got a message from work. 90 00:04:23,288 --> 00:04:25,029 [ annoyed ] What else is new? 91 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,119 I have to fly to Roswell, New Mexico. 92 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:29,947 What? When? 93 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:31,078 The day after tomorrow. 94 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:32,167 For how long? 95 00:04:34,430 --> 00:04:35,909 It says indefinitely. 96 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,607 [ dramatic music ] 97 00:04:37,737 --> 00:04:39,304 CARLY: I just really hope this 98 00:04:39,435 --> 00:04:40,914 web series thing turns into a paying gig, 99 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:42,786 cause I'm kinda over the cam girl thing. 100 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:43,961 I mean, it was all so 101 00:04:44,091 --> 00:04:46,616 novel and exciting at first. 102 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:49,662 But, like, how many times can you make fun of a Hasidic guy's micropenis 103 00:04:49,793 --> 00:04:50,620 until you start to get bored? 104 00:04:51,664 --> 00:04:53,231 No idea. 105 00:04:53,362 --> 00:04:55,668 It's- It's three times, actually. 106 00:04:55,799 --> 00:04:57,366 [ cell phone rings ] 107 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:01,152 Mm. 108 00:05:01,283 --> 00:05:02,414 It's Jethro. Should I get it? 109 00:05:02,545 --> 00:05:03,459 LOL. No. 110 00:05:03,589 --> 00:05:05,330 I should. 111 00:05:05,461 --> 00:05:07,332 We've been on sort of weird ground since the.. 112 00:05:07,463 --> 00:05:09,160 sex dungeon incident. 113 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:10,596 [ chuckles ] I love that that's a thing. 114 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,728 Uhh. 115 00:05:12,859 --> 00:05:13,730 Hey. 116 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:14,774 Hey. 117 00:05:17,647 --> 00:05:19,910 Uh, so... what's going on? 118 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,129 JETHRO: Not much. 119 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,131 You know, it's been a couple days and... 120 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:27,787 I miss you. 121 00:05:27,918 --> 00:05:29,920 [ surprised ] Hmm. 122 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:32,009 I... miss you too. 123 00:05:32,139 --> 00:05:33,706 -[ Ulysses imitates a barf ] -JETHRO: Is Uly there? 124 00:05:33,837 --> 00:05:36,143 Say hi for me. 125 00:05:36,274 --> 00:05:38,842 -Jethro says, "Hi." -Why? 126 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,800 He says hi back. 127 00:05:40,931 --> 00:05:44,804 So, uh... What are you doing tomorrow night? 128 00:05:44,935 --> 00:05:46,980 You wanna catch a movie or something? 129 00:05:47,111 --> 00:05:49,461 I... I probably shouldn't tomorrow. I... 130 00:05:49,592 --> 00:05:52,377 I have my big meeting at Starz the next day. 131 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:54,858 I-I want to get to bed early the night before so I don't... 132 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:57,991 you know, ugh, fuck it up. 133 00:06:01,256 --> 00:06:02,561 Hello? 134 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:04,171 Hmh? Yeah. I'm here. 135 00:06:04,302 --> 00:06:06,913 CARLY: OK... 136 00:06:07,044 --> 00:06:10,177 Well, what about-- What about tonight? Do you wanna stop by my place after work? 137 00:06:10,308 --> 00:06:12,745 I've got to get up early tomorrow to hit the gym. 138 00:06:12,876 --> 00:06:14,269 Plus, I got that audition Thursday 139 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:16,314 that I need to work on. 140 00:06:16,445 --> 00:06:20,144 But, hey! Good luck with your meeting. That's... major. 141 00:06:20,275 --> 00:06:21,232 Thanks. 142 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:25,018 [ slowly ] I will talk to you later. 143 00:06:26,498 --> 00:06:28,108 Yeah. OK. 144 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,415 Bye. 145 00:06:35,507 --> 00:06:36,856 FORD: What does "indefinitely" mean? 146 00:06:36,987 --> 00:06:38,031 [ sighs ] 147 00:06:39,337 --> 00:06:41,383 It-It means... 148 00:06:41,513 --> 00:06:44,560 an unlimited or unspecified amount of time. 149 00:06:46,388 --> 00:06:47,998 No. Not what does the word mean, but... 150 00:06:50,522 --> 00:06:51,523 What does that mean for us? 151 00:06:54,004 --> 00:06:56,833 The future is unknowable, Ford. 152 00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:58,356 All we can ever be certain of 153 00:06:58,487 --> 00:06:59,705 is the here and now. 154 00:07:01,881 --> 00:07:03,753 That's not really very reassuring. 155 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:08,801 Shall we have intercourse? Will that make you feel better? 156 00:07:11,456 --> 00:07:12,414 Maybe. 157 00:07:22,772 --> 00:07:24,817 [ Ford breathes heavily ] 158 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:28,299 FORD: Uhh. 159 00:07:34,349 --> 00:07:37,526 [ Ford quietly sobs ] 160 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:42,835 [ birds chirping ] 161 00:07:50,974 --> 00:07:51,844 [ cell phone dings ] 162 00:07:56,762 --> 00:07:58,155 [ unlocks phone ] 163 00:07:58,285 --> 00:08:01,201 ♪ 164 00:08:01,332 --> 00:08:03,639 Wait. Lars and Klaus are going, too? 165 00:08:03,769 --> 00:08:05,205 Of course. 166 00:08:05,336 --> 00:08:08,208 They are as deeply immersed in the project as I am. 167 00:08:08,339 --> 00:08:09,296 Well... 168 00:08:10,515 --> 00:08:11,864 [ sighs ] 169 00:08:11,995 --> 00:08:13,779 Are we gonna, like... 170 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,347 see other people and stuff while you're away? 171 00:08:16,478 --> 00:08:18,654 To be honest, Ford, I haven't really thought about it. 172 00:08:18,784 --> 00:08:21,700 What do you mean you haven't really thought about it? 173 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:23,528 Given the short notice of this trip, 174 00:08:23,659 --> 00:08:26,313 I have more pressing issues on my mind right now. 175 00:08:26,444 --> 00:08:28,315 Do you want to see other people? 176 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:30,666 Considering the circumstances, 177 00:08:30,796 --> 00:08:33,364 it would probably make sense, wouldn't it? 178 00:08:33,495 --> 00:08:35,845 We are, after all, two grown adults with sexual needs. 179 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:36,976 [ sniffles ] 180 00:08:38,804 --> 00:08:40,850 Please, Ford. 181 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,635 You know I don't handle outbursts of emotions very well. 182 00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:46,421 I just-- I can't... 183 00:08:46,551 --> 00:08:48,553 [ inhales ] I can't believe you wanna just throw me away like I'm a-a- 184 00:08:48,684 --> 00:08:50,294 like I'm a pile of garbage. 185 00:08:51,643 --> 00:08:52,992 I never said that. 186 00:08:53,123 --> 00:08:56,126 But perhaps... 187 00:08:56,256 --> 00:08:58,781 it might not be a bad idea for us to spend some time 188 00:08:58,911 --> 00:09:01,436 apart? 189 00:09:01,566 --> 00:09:03,655 Haven't you ever heard the adage "absence makes the heart grow fonder"? 190 00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:05,831 Yes! 191 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,006 Of somebody else! 192 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,055 -Ford---I'm not a dildo, Sev. 193 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,448 I have fucking feelings! 194 00:09:17,669 --> 00:09:18,888 [ slams the door ] 195 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:22,369 [ sighs ] 196 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,980 -Did I wake you up? -ULYSSES: Uh... 197 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:26,635 Would it be a turnoff if I said yes? 198 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:29,159 Nothing about you is a turnoff. 199 00:09:29,289 --> 00:09:32,249 Aww. So where are you off to now? 200 00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,860 Uhh. I'm on my way to Irvine. 201 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,036 I have some clients there displaying the same schizophrenic markers 202 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:38,037 I was telling you about. 203 00:09:38,168 --> 00:09:39,996 Oh, really? 204 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:41,998 Yeah. They all have this bizarre delusion 205 00:09:42,128 --> 00:09:44,348 that they are being sexually assaulted by Aliens. 206 00:09:44,479 --> 00:09:45,523 It's very strange. 207 00:09:48,874 --> 00:09:49,788 Hello? 208 00:09:51,355 --> 00:09:54,314 Yeah, uh... Sorry. 209 00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:56,360 Something the matter? 210 00:09:56,491 --> 00:09:59,015 No... Um, just... 211 00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:02,801 Back when I used to smoke, uh, a lot more pot, 212 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:04,586 [ chuckles uncomfortably ] 213 00:10:04,716 --> 00:10:07,937 uh, I used to get these... hallucinations. 214 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:10,287 Hallucinations? 215 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:13,899 It was a-a really dark time... in my life. 216 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,075 And I was self-medicating way too much. 217 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,686 But, um... 218 00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:20,253 I'm over it. 219 00:10:21,298 --> 00:10:22,342 You are? 220 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:24,519 Totally. 221 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:29,175 So am I-- Am I seeing you later? 222 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:33,049 If--if you want. 223 00:10:33,179 --> 00:10:36,705 Yeah. I--I want. [ chuckles ] 224 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:37,532 ISAAC: We're not, um... 225 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:43,102 spending too much time together, are we? 226 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,322 No. 227 00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:47,454 Uh, unless you think that we are? 228 00:10:47,585 --> 00:10:49,848 I don't. At all. 229 00:10:49,979 --> 00:10:52,634 I just-- I don't want you to feel, like, boxed in. 230 00:10:52,764 --> 00:10:56,028 It was sort of an issue that I had with the last guy that I was seeing. 231 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,683 And if you... still wanna... 232 00:10:58,814 --> 00:11:01,164 -see other people... -ULYSSES: I--I don't... 233 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,208 want to see other people. 234 00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:05,908 Do you? 235 00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:07,039 No. 236 00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:09,172 Really? 237 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,784 Cool. 238 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:14,743 Yeah. So... 239 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:17,789 Are we, like, boyfriends now? Or... 240 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,834 ULYSSES: I'm in fucking love. 241 00:11:18,964 --> 00:11:20,226 [ sighs ] Oh, no. 242 00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:21,924 ULYSSES: Isaac and I... 243 00:11:22,054 --> 00:11:23,795 had the boyfriend talk this morning. 244 00:11:23,926 --> 00:11:26,406 You've been going out for what, like 48 hours? 245 00:11:26,537 --> 00:11:28,365 Yeah. I know it's lesbian speed. 246 00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:30,410 But, like, he and I talked about it and we don't care. 247 00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:32,325 It, it just feels right. 248 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:34,980 Look, I'm happy for you. Just be careful, OK? 249 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,983 Life is about taking risks when it counts, right? 250 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,158 OK, Oprah. 251 00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:40,290 Wait. 252 00:11:41,596 --> 00:11:43,075 Are you randomly outside? 253 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,643 Yes. Unfortunately. 254 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,819 Why? 255 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:48,907 I'm trying to lose three pounds, 256 00:11:49,038 --> 00:11:51,257 à la Regina George. 257 00:11:51,388 --> 00:11:53,346 I keep dressing up like Sporty Spice and coming to the park, 258 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:55,479 hoping that the combo's gonna compel me to start jogging. 259 00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:59,309 Has not happened yet, butI'm optimistic. 260 00:11:59,439 --> 00:12:00,919 Wow, a fitness journey- plot twist. 261 00:12:02,442 --> 00:12:04,096 -Oh, shit. -What? 262 00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:09,928 It's Leif. Here, in the park. 263 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:11,713 What? 264 00:12:11,843 --> 00:12:13,584 It's a sign from the slut Gods. 265 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:14,716 I'm gonna call you back. 266 00:12:18,328 --> 00:12:19,285 [ soft chuckle ] 267 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:21,592 Well, look who it is. 268 00:12:21,723 --> 00:12:23,638 [ Carly chuckles ] Hey. 269 00:12:23,768 --> 00:12:26,423 What are you-- what are you doing here? 270 00:12:26,553 --> 00:12:28,817 My studio's not too far, 271 00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,993 -so I come here a lot just to clear my mind.-Me too. 272 00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:33,778 I just-- I love all this, uh... 273 00:12:33,909 --> 00:12:37,695 -all the air and the, uh, et cetera. Ha.-Huh. 274 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,176 -I haven't seen you around.-Oh, really. 275 00:12:40,306 --> 00:12:42,918 I'm-I'm here, like, all the time. 276 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:44,746 Well, how's your workout going? 277 00:12:44,876 --> 00:12:46,704 It's great. Yours? 278 00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:48,532 Well, I'm basically done. 279 00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:50,534 Um. Me too. Ha ha. 280 00:12:50,665 --> 00:12:53,885 I was gonna head back to the studio, but, I'm thinking 281 00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:55,582 about stopping off for froyo on the way. 282 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:57,497 Shut up. 283 00:12:57,628 --> 00:13:00,065 Frozen yogurt's my favorite food group. 284 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,502 Well, then it won't be too hard to convince you to come with. 285 00:13:05,505 --> 00:13:07,594 LEIF: You know, sometimes it's better to show some restraint 286 00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:09,814 and go with vanilla. 287 00:13:09,945 --> 00:13:11,555 Are you yogurt shaming me? 288 00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:13,513 [ both chuckle softly ] 289 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:17,343 I'm just wondering...are you still with your boyfriend? 290 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,565 Um... 291 00:13:21,696 --> 00:13:24,394 Yeah... 292 00:13:24,524 --> 00:13:27,658 So, this is just a platonic froyo then? 293 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,226 [ laughs ] 294 00:13:30,356 --> 00:13:31,967 I guess. 295 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,316 Why? 296 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,447 Just checking. 297 00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:38,887 I'm not so interested in being the other woman. 298 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,976 When have you been the other woman? 299 00:13:41,106 --> 00:13:43,065 With you. In Palm Springs. 300 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,110 I just didn't realize it at the time. 301 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,070 Ha. What? No. That... 302 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,726 That wasn't cheating. That was just kissing. 303 00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,076 Carly. Kissing counts as cheating. 304 00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:56,078 I mean, not really. If you can legally do it with your cousin 305 00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:57,906 it's not... really cheating. 306 00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,821 [ chuckles ] Oh, man. 307 00:13:59,951 --> 00:14:00,996 Hh. 308 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:05,130 [ Ford sighs, typing on the computer ] 309 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,437 [ sighs ] 310 00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,178 ♪ 311 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,832 ♪ 312 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:14,705 ♪ 313 00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:19,841 ♪ 314 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:23,192 ♪ 315 00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:27,196 ♪ 316 00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:31,113 ♪ 317 00:14:31,243 --> 00:14:33,071 Hi. I don't mean to bother you. 318 00:14:33,202 --> 00:14:34,116 No problem. 319 00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,163 It's just I-I recognize you from your ads and... 320 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:39,512 Uh. No way. 321 00:14:39,643 --> 00:14:41,863 Really? 322 00:14:41,993 --> 00:14:43,995 An--and I just wanted to say, I think you are beautiful. 323 00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:46,389 [ flattered ] Aw. 324 00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:48,521 Thank you. 325 00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:51,307 Thank you so much. 326 00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:56,181 -Anyway...-Um, wait. Here. 327 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,704 Have a seat. 328 00:14:57,835 --> 00:14:58,749 Are you sure? 329 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,968 Yeah. Yeah. Why not? 330 00:15:01,186 --> 00:15:03,058 I'm Ford. 331 00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,624 Cleopatra. 332 00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:05,712 For real? 333 00:15:07,192 --> 00:15:07,976 That is so cool. 334 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:10,021 Thanks. 335 00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:12,371 CARLY: Well, then. How do you define cheating? 336 00:15:12,502 --> 00:15:15,548 I think anything sexual or romantic with another person is cheating. 337 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:18,073 So, like... What about, like, sexting? 338 00:15:18,203 --> 00:15:19,683 That counts. 339 00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,641 Sexting is cheating! Oh, my God. 340 00:15:23,730 --> 00:15:26,864 OK. Uh, OK. What about, uh, watching porn? 341 00:15:28,605 --> 00:15:30,346 No, that--That doesn't count. 342 00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:33,262 I'm sorry. The--these--these rules feel... arbitrary. 343 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,655 It's about sexual exchange. 344 00:15:35,786 --> 00:15:37,527 So, if you're--you're watching a video, that's fine. 345 00:15:37,657 --> 00:15:40,095 But if the video's interactive... 346 00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:42,184 -If you're Skyping with some cam girl---[ Carly coughs ] 347 00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:43,794 that's cheating. 348 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:45,491 -[ Carly coughs ] Hm.-Are you OK? 349 00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:46,928 [ coughs ] Yeah. I'm fine. I'm sorry. 350 00:15:47,058 --> 00:15:47,885 Are you sure? 351 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,234 Yeah. 352 00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:53,935 This conversation is just, uh, making me a little... anxious. 353 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,502 Can I help? Do you mind? 354 00:15:57,503 --> 00:15:58,940 No. 355 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:00,506 It's a little trick I picked up. 356 00:16:00,637 --> 00:16:01,638 Is this where you feel it? 357 00:16:03,858 --> 00:16:04,859 Yeah... 358 00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:07,862 [ breathes in ] 359 00:16:10,081 --> 00:16:11,082 [ throws it out ] 360 00:16:12,692 --> 00:16:14,259 Phew! 361 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,131 I just threw your anxiety in the trash. 362 00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:18,524 [ stammers ] 363 00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:22,050 You know I actually think I... feel a little bit better now. 364 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,008 See. It works. 365 00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:25,836 -[ Carly laughs ] -FORD: That is so weird. 366 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:27,316 I'm a writer too. 367 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,144 Well, not poetry like you, but... 368 00:16:29,274 --> 00:16:30,885 I actually write screenplays. 369 00:16:31,015 --> 00:16:33,322 That's so awesome. I love cinema. 370 00:16:33,452 --> 00:16:35,019 You do? Me too! 371 00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:36,412 What are your scripts about? 372 00:16:38,762 --> 00:16:40,720 Well, th-- 373 00:16:40,851 --> 00:16:43,506 They are... hmm. 374 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,249 They are about, like, struggles of the human spirit. 375 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:50,208 You know, and to, like, ... overcome, 376 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,297 uh, obstacles and stuff, to, like, uh... 377 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,561 take triumph. 378 00:16:55,692 --> 00:16:57,563 -Yeah! And by- become better people.-[ Cleopatra laughs ] 379 00:16:57,694 --> 00:17:01,219 That sounds amazing. I'd-- I'd love to read one sometime. 380 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,613 Oh. Yeah. Give me your email and I'll send you one. 381 00:17:03,743 --> 00:17:04,701 Sure. 382 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,097 So, how about you? Uh, what are your poems about? 383 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:10,141 Death. 384 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,666 [ puts the pen down ] 385 00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:16,104 Here you go. Analogue-style. 386 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:17,148 My phone number's on there, too. 387 00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:18,758 You know... in case. 388 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,500 Oh. 389 00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:24,590 -Um... -What? 390 00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:27,942 I have a... have a girlfriend. 391 00:17:28,072 --> 00:17:30,422 -I'm sorry. I didn't mean to---Oh, my God. 392 00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,642 Oops. Ha. 393 00:17:32,772 --> 00:17:35,297 Don't worry about it. I get it. [ laughs nervously ] 394 00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,299 I--I guess I should get going. 395 00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:38,430 Oh. 396 00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:42,565 OK. Uh... 397 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,479 It was really nice chatting with you. 398 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:45,220 Yeah. 399 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:46,308 Same. 400 00:17:50,442 --> 00:17:53,228 Send me your script, anyway. I'd--I'd still love to read it. 401 00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:57,362 OK. Cool. Yeah. I will. 402 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,627 OK. So... I guess I'll... see you around. 403 00:18:03,325 --> 00:18:04,413 Bye. 404 00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:05,414 [ softly ] Bye. 405 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,114 [ Café door closes ] 406 00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:11,898 LEIF: Well. I guess this is 407 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:14,466 goodbye... again. 408 00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:16,947 [ laughs ] Yeah. 409 00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:18,993 I guess so. [ laughs ] 410 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,780 Um. Thanks for the ride. 411 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,651 [ unbuckles the seat belt ] 412 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:28,915 Well, you know how to find me if you ever, uh... 413 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,004 you know. 414 00:18:31,092 --> 00:18:32,354 Right. [ laughs ] 415 00:18:32,484 --> 00:18:33,746 Um... 416 00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:35,052 I'll see you around? 417 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,549 [ background music ends ] 418 00:18:53,679 --> 00:18:56,987 -[ birds chirping ]-[ knock on door ] 419 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,467 Hey. 420 00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,991 -Hi. -Mm-- 421 00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:04,038 -I missed you so much.-I know. Me too. 422 00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:06,866 -Like an unhealthy amount.-Same. 423 00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:10,566 I thought you wanted to go to dinner. 424 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:12,133 -Whatever.-Are we insane? 425 00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,264 Certifiably. 426 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:15,440 ♪ 427 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,314 [ sighs ] 428 00:19:33,328 --> 00:19:34,198 [ cell phone dings ] 429 00:19:42,163 --> 00:19:43,599 [ cell phone rings ] 430 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,342 [ sighs ] Hello, Lars. 431 00:19:47,472 --> 00:19:49,387 -What's up? -LARS: Klaus and I just received 432 00:19:49,518 --> 00:19:51,607 some last minute briefings to go over with you. Sorry. 433 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:52,608 I know it's quite late. 434 00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:55,132 It's all right. 435 00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:58,179 I just got out of the shower so I need a bit of time to get ready. 436 00:19:58,309 --> 00:19:59,789 We can come by your apartment, 437 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:01,095 if that's more convenient for you. 438 00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,009 SEVERINE: Really? 439 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,707 That would be so much easier for me. 440 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,838 Are you sure it's not a problem? 441 00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:10,234 Not at all. Uh... 442 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,975 -We can be there in 30 minutes. -SEVERINE: OK. 443 00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:14,717 [ ends call ] 444 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:17,633 ULYSSES: Were you seriously thinking 445 00:20:17,763 --> 00:20:19,069 about food while we were having sex? 446 00:20:20,462 --> 00:20:22,116 No. 447 00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:23,204 More like immediately after I came. 448 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,120 So... when I was coming, then. 449 00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:30,515 Ahh... You're an ass. 450 00:20:31,603 --> 00:20:33,779 Hh. 451 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:38,219 So my friend Carly thinks that we're crazy. 452 00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:40,786 She's the one who's always warning me about rushing into things. 453 00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:43,267 My Carly is named Rachel. 454 00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:47,010 And Brandon. And they both think we're moving too fast, too. 455 00:20:47,141 --> 00:20:48,707 -Really? -Uh-huh. 456 00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:50,187 And the thing is, obviously, we are. 457 00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:52,494 But we're both aware of the fact. 458 00:20:52,624 --> 00:20:53,799 And we're OK with it. 459 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,627 At least, I'm OK with it. 460 00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:57,325 Ah! I--I am too. 461 00:20:57,455 --> 00:20:59,892 So, we're fine. We just have to... 462 00:21:00,023 --> 00:21:03,113 make sure that we continue being 100 percent honest and open with each other 463 00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:05,768 about how we're feeling. 464 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:10,860 -That sounds waytoo easy and sensible to work.-[ Isaac chuckles ] 465 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:15,125 After my last few relationships, I just got to a point where I was, like, 466 00:21:15,256 --> 00:21:19,303 I'm too old and too busy to get all embroiled in drama and hysterics. 467 00:21:19,434 --> 00:21:21,218 Wait. How old are you? 468 00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:24,265 26. But seriously. 469 00:21:24,395 --> 00:21:26,876 Why do things have to get so complicated and confusing? 470 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:29,835 Just be clear about what you want, 471 00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:31,707 and go out with someone who wants the same things. 472 00:21:31,837 --> 00:21:33,665 Like, if you want to be in an open relationship, 473 00:21:33,796 --> 00:21:35,624 find someone who checks that box. 474 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,408 My roommate is going through that exact thing right now. 475 00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:40,324 Like, his girlfriend's all into non-monogamy, 476 00:21:40,455 --> 00:21:42,892 and he's, like, super unhappy and upset about it. 477 00:21:43,022 --> 00:21:45,199 In this day and age, 478 00:21:45,329 --> 00:21:47,462 just say what you're looking for. If it's not a match, move on. 479 00:21:49,464 --> 00:21:50,378 Wow. 480 00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:53,119 What? 481 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,339 I don't know if you're just a projection of everything that I've always wanted 482 00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:58,037 but didn't know how to articulate... 483 00:21:58,168 --> 00:22:01,867 but I really hope you're not a mirage or something. [ chuckles ] 484 00:22:01,998 --> 00:22:04,479 -Well, I hope you're not a mirage.-[ Ulysses chuckles ] 485 00:22:10,093 --> 00:22:11,007 [ opens the drawer ] 486 00:22:13,879 --> 00:22:14,880 Here. 487 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,711 I don't want to make a big deal out of it. 488 00:22:19,842 --> 00:22:22,801 It's just-- seems practical. You've been coming over a lot and if I'm, like... 489 00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:24,629 late coming back from work or whatever... 490 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:32,158 If it's not OK, just say so. I don't wanna, like, freak you out or anything. 491 00:22:34,857 --> 00:22:36,032 No. It's, uh... 492 00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:38,600 It's OK. 493 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:44,170 If it's too soon... it really is all right. 494 00:22:44,301 --> 00:22:45,302 Seriously. I'm not gonna be offended. 495 00:22:46,956 --> 00:22:48,740 No. It's just, uh... 496 00:22:48,871 --> 00:22:50,046 [ soft music plays ] 497 00:22:58,184 --> 00:22:59,142 Thank you. 498 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,842 Uly... 499 00:23:03,973 --> 00:23:06,280 I know, I know. [ chuckles ] ...so stupid. 500 00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:09,065 I know I'm not supposed to be making, like, a big deal about... 501 00:23:10,414 --> 00:23:11,676 this. But, um... 502 00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:18,292 No one's ever done anything like this... 503 00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:19,380 for me, before. 504 00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:27,605 So, thank you. 505 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:37,223 [ Ulysses sniffing ] 506 00:23:38,573 --> 00:23:40,749 [ chuckles ] 507 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,838 LARS: Within a 30-mile radius of Roswell, 508 00:23:42,968 --> 00:23:45,536 more than 200 mutilated elk have been discovered, 509 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:48,800 following the pattern we've seen across a variety of large mammal species 510 00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:51,325 in the Southwestern U.S. 511 00:23:51,455 --> 00:23:53,892 Given what we know about the reproductive cycle of these beings, 512 00:23:54,023 --> 00:23:56,112 this is disconcerting, to say the least. 513 00:23:59,289 --> 00:24:00,638 Are you all right, Severine? 514 00:24:02,118 --> 00:24:04,425 You seem... distracted. 515 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,993 Sorry. I'm fine. 516 00:24:08,124 --> 00:24:12,258 So it appears there is a lot of work awaiting us in New Mexico. 517 00:24:12,389 --> 00:24:14,609 Indeed. 518 00:24:14,739 --> 00:24:17,133 And how is Ford handling the news of your imminent departure? 519 00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:21,442 [ sighs ] Not well, I'm afraid. 520 00:24:21,572 --> 00:24:25,184 We both find it quite difficult to maintain an intimate relationship 521 00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:27,926 due to the demands of our work. 522 00:24:28,057 --> 00:24:31,408 My ex-girlfriend could never grasp the importance of what we do. 523 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,715 So I finally had to end things. 524 00:24:33,845 --> 00:24:36,457 Well, Ford and I do have issues. 525 00:24:36,587 --> 00:24:41,200 And, needless to say, this impending separation has only exacerbated our problems. 526 00:24:41,331 --> 00:24:43,159 That must be troubling and stressful. 527 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,469 You seem to be carrying a lot of tension in your neck and shoulders. 528 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,167 Yes. I am. 529 00:24:52,690 --> 00:24:54,866 Thanks. That feels amazing. 530 00:24:54,997 --> 00:24:58,000 When we were stationed in Copenhagen, we both studied shiatsu. 531 00:25:03,527 --> 00:25:04,789 [ Autolux' "Soft Scene" ] 532 00:25:15,191 --> 00:25:16,627 [ typing ] 533 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,978 ♪ Kick it off 534 00:25:20,109 --> 00:25:21,806 [ message alert ] 535 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,983 ♪ Blow our brains up 536 00:25:25,114 --> 00:25:27,159 - ♪ Make it loud - [ message alert ] 537 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:28,987 ♪ You'll be 538 00:25:29,118 --> 00:25:30,728 - ♪ So free - [ message alert ] 539 00:25:30,859 --> 00:25:32,251 ♪ But not enough.. 540 00:25:32,382 --> 00:25:33,644 -[ typing ]-[ message alert ] 541 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,431 [ message alert ] 542 00:25:39,258 --> 00:25:41,478 -[ message alert ] -[ typing ] 543 00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:47,397 [ message alert ] 544 00:25:54,491 --> 00:25:55,623 [ message alert ] 545 00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:58,321 [ message alert ] 546 00:26:06,938 --> 00:26:07,852 [ screen beeps ] 547 00:26:10,159 --> 00:26:11,334 Carly?! 548 00:26:11,465 --> 00:26:12,466 -[ laptop slams shut ] -Oh my God! 549 00:26:12,596 --> 00:26:15,251 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 550 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:17,427 FORD: It is weird, you know. 551 00:26:17,558 --> 00:26:20,604 When I fuck someone else, it just makes me realize 552 00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:22,388 how much I love you. 553 00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:24,608 Yes. Being open tends to 554 00:26:24,739 --> 00:26:27,785 actually deepen one's connection 555 00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:29,526 with their primary partner. 556 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:32,747 I gotta say, Sev, for the first time, 557 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:35,010 I feel like I'm really starting to get the hang of this. 558 00:26:37,316 --> 00:26:39,362 I'm glad. 559 00:26:39,493 --> 00:26:42,147 Because, trust me, baby. This is just the beginning. 560 00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:46,717 [ sobs ] 561 00:26:56,466 --> 00:26:57,772 [ sighs ] 562 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:00,165 [ sighs ] 563 00:27:02,951 --> 00:27:03,865 [ sighs ] 564 00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:05,736 ♪ 565 00:28:02,184 --> 00:28:03,272 [ cell phone vibrates ] 566 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,061 [ ringing ] 567 00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:21,899 ♪ Do I love you? 568 00:28:22,030 --> 00:28:24,336 ♪ Yes, I love you 569 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,515 ♪ But easy come, easy go ♪ 570 00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:34,129 ♪ Don't let me down 39127

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