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NARRATOR:
Previously onNow Apocalypse:
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She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.
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From the moment me and Gabriel
met there was this supernatural
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connection between us,
and then he disappears.
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My ex Mustafa is in town.
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SEVERINE: I'm so relieved
we are no longer
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-burdened with fear
and possessiveness.
-[ sobbing ]
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It's just like we're
teetering on the brink
of total annihilation.
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I'm been camming
online for money.
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-Ahh!-Oh, fuck!
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I'm going to be
reading with you,
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so do you have any questions
before we get started?
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Nope, I uh,
I don't think so.
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Great.
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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt.
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Bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
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I don't care what happens to me.
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Okay, I'm gonna stop
you right there, okay?
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Oh, uh, I'm sorry,
did I do something?
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No, actually you
didn't do anything.
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It was just so "natural" that
it was putting me to sleep.
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Okay, so let's try it again
and actually try acting.
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-Okay.-And from the top, okay.
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care!
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Okay, I don't care
what happens to me!
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I'm sorry, are you
joking right now?
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That was insane,
way too much.
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-Way too big, okay,
let's do it again.-Oh, sorry, yeah.
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-No, no, don't be sorry.-[ chuckles nervously ]
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-Maybe split the difference. -Split the difference.
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Find humanity
somewhere in between.
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-Yeah, okay.-Between like nothing
and clown.
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-Yes.
-Okay, great.
[ clears throat ]
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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Look, I don't care.
All right, I don't care
what happens to me.
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I don't really care what
happens to you either.
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care.
[ voice trembles ]
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I don't care what happens
to me, I jus--
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Look, you only go around
once in life and--
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How about this? Stand up.
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Stand up, can you do that?
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I don't care.
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Look, I don't care
what happens to me!
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Cassie, if you don't watch out,
you're gonna get hurt,
bad, bad, bad, real bad.
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I don't care what
happens to me.
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Look, I just... fuck,
what are my lines?
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-You only go around
once in life,[ mouthing quietly ]
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And my motto is-
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and my motto is that you
just gotta go for it.
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That was great,
thank you so much.
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We'll call you.
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♪ This is what you get
when you mess with love ♪
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♪ This is what you get
when you mess with... ♪
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♪ Love
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[ grunting ]
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[ moaning ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ crying ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ moaning ]
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[ grunting ]
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CARLY: Dude, I'm fucking
quitting acting.
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What are you talking about?
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That guy just sounds
like an asshole
on his man period.
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And I'm sick of being at
the mercy of assholes.
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It's like I'm the
dom, not the sub.
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This whole masochism shit
is not on brand for me.
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Sorry.
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What ever happened
to that web series
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that you were writing?
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It's almost done,
but so what?
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Finish it, and I'll
help you film it.
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I took a production
class in college.
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I got a C, but...
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So what, you're gonna
shoot it on your iPhone
or something?
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Yeah. Come on, come on,
it'll be fun.
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Mmm, famous last words.
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I don't know, I mean
it would give me
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something to focus on besides
my non-existent career.
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And trolling Craigslist
for a new roommate.
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How's that going by the way?
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It is like extras casting
for a David Lynch movie.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ panting and gasping ]
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CARLY:
Dude, that is so beyond
the valley of fucked up.
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I know, and I'm pathetic
enough to text back
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at 3 am saying yes,
I'll fucking meet you
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in the middle of
the fucking night.
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And so I'm sitting
there, like a dotard,
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waiting for him to
message me where to go,
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and the maniac never
texts back.
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So then what?
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I fucking fell asleep.
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And then when I woke
up in the morning,
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the entire message
chain was gone.
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Like it never happened, like
I dreamt the whole thing.
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Did you?
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Did I what?
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Dream the whole thing?
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No. I don't think so.
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Whatever, the, the take
away from all of this,
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is that Gabriel's hotness
does not outweigh his
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pathological flakiness. Right?
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Hmm? Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Hello Lars, I'm
running a little late.
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Follow protocol
and don't take any
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bio-genetic samples
until I arrive on site.
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See you soon.
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[ tense music ]
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♪
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ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA
www.PSArips.com
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[ tires screeching ]
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Hello?
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Is anyone there?
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Hello?
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[ knocking ]
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[ knocking repeats ]
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[ mouthing ]
Who are you?
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Oh, hi.
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Sorry, the uh, the doorbell.
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Yeah, the-the
that doesn't work.
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Oh, this must be
for my roommate.
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All right.
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Thanks, Tl-at-uh-lah-ti.
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It's Tlayolotl.
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Mexican indigenous name.
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Friends just call me T.
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[ moaning and gasping ]
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[ sexy music ]
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So, I'm actually looking
to fill the room, ASAP,
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so it would be
great if you could
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tell me a little about yourself.
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I'm Niall,
I'm from Vancouver.
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I don't have a
job at the moment.
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But I have over thirty-two
thousand Instagram followers.
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So I'm really focusing on trying
to monetize that right now.
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I spend most of my days
lamenting Western imperialism.
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My interests include labor
strikes, premium grade matcha,
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and the downfall of
society as we know it.
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Well, technically I'm pangender,
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which means I'm a member
of a vast and diverse
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multiplicity of genders that
expands infinitely over time.
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WOMAN: It's sort of
a mix between performance art
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and social activism.
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I, like, build a red
tent and film myself
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bleeding in it for a week.
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I view my period cramps
as a vehicle for purging
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collective global
and inherited pain.
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ULYSSES:
So, is this like your thing?
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You're like the hot delivery guy
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whose life is
basically one long,
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never-ending porno?
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No, no I'm married actually.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, and straight.
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Well, yeah, mostly.
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Okay, uh,
you don't wear a ring.
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Well, you know, I lost
so many of them at work,
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I just stopped wearing them.
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My wife's cool with it.
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Wait, what?
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Oh no, I meant about
me not wearing a ring.
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Oh no, if she found out
about... oh, she'd flip.
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She's, uh, pretty religious.
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Um, are you?
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No, not so much.
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I mean I was,
my dad's a preacher.
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-Whoa, shit.-Yeah.
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-Really?-Yeah, he would not be pleased.
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[ chuckles ] He's one of
these people that thinks
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that gay sex
causes hurricanes.
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-Wow, that must suck.-Yeah.
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You know, it's all right.
I mean, it's not like
I do this very often.
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It's just sometimes,
I meet someone like you,
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and uh, you know,
shit happens.
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Ah, fuck, you are so
hot that it's painful.
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[ laughs ]
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CARLY:
Where is your dick, dude?
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Like, literally, it's
so small
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I can't even
fucking see it.
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[ gasps ]
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Like, I could fit ten
of your dicks in my ass
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and not even feel it.
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What do you do to jerk-off,
do you use your pinkie?
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Like this? [ laughs ]
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Let me see you jerk
that tiny little nub,
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I wanna see if
it's even possible.
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Oh shit, is that
a dick or is that
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just an awkwardly large clit?
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I mean how many testosterone
shots did you have to get
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to engorge your clit that much?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm too small for you.
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Your dick looks like
a dot that I saw
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under a microscope in my
high school biology class.
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Like what is that, a
molecule of like fucking algae?
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-[ moans ]
-Or what?
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-Is this right? - Don't talk.
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MAN: Just lie there.
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I said no blinking!
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If you can't keep
yourself from blinking,
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just shut your eyes.
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Sorry.
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MAN: Thank you all for
joining us tonight.
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I have been leading
this circle jerk
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for two years now
and I deeply believe
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that being able
to talk about sex
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in the company of
other men can be
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a very powerful
healing experience.
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First off, please
introduce yourself
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and share a few words about what
you're feeling at this moment.
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I'll go first. I'm Neil, and I'm
feeling pumped up about tonight.
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I'm Tony, I'm kind of nervous,
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but I'm really honored
to be a part of this.
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Yo, I'm George, I feel
a little uncomfortable.
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Think I maybe got a
sunburn earlier. [ chuckles ]
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Other than that though,
I'm totally stoked to be here
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and I'm really
hoping to connect.
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So is this anyone's first
time to circle jerk?
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Oh ho, virgins!
Just joking, guys.
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Welcome.
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EVERYONE: Welcome.
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Stop it.
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I'm uh, I'm uh Ulysses,
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EVERYONE: Hi, Ulysses.
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Um, this is my first time
doing something like this.
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Yeah no, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
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Well, we're thrilled to
have you here, Ulysses.
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Both of you.
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And just so you know, we're
very open-minded here.
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Aren't we Tony?
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Wide open.
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Yeah, so uh, I'm
Ford and I'm like
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super-excited to be here
for a while now
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I've been just feeling
um just totally bummed
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and really confused because...
[ sighs ]
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I really love my girlfriend.
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It's all right, Ford.
This is a safe space.
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Go on, just let it all out.
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So I know it's old school,
but I feel like Severine--
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that's my girlfriend,
and as I honestly, I feel like
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she could be my soulmate.
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Don't you think so?
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Yeah, yup.
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Anyway, it's like our bodies,
they just fit together,
you know?
248
00:13:17,805 --> 00:13:22,375
But it-it's... God, it's so
hard for me to even say it.
249
00:13:23,811 --> 00:13:25,900
It's okay, man.
250
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:29,556
Yeah, Ford, we're here for
you and we all support you.
251
00:13:29,686 --> 00:13:34,648
Oh yes, we think it's amazingly
brave of you to come out
252
00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:38,086
and express your feelings
with such honesty.
253
00:13:40,044 --> 00:13:41,785
Thanks, guys that...
254
00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:44,745
It really means a lot.
255
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:48,270
Well, speaking your truth,
Ford, is not easy.
256
00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,707
But you should never be
ashamed of who you are
257
00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:52,579
or what you desire.
258
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:53,928
I know, right?
259
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:58,411
Maybe I'm old-fashioned.
260
00:13:58,541 --> 00:14:00,108
You know, maybe I, I just want
things to go back
261
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,370
to how they were in
the good old days,
262
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:02,806
like maybe I just want to sleep
263
00:14:02,937 --> 00:14:04,895
with one woman at a time!
264
00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,376
MAN: What?
Did he just say?..
265
00:14:11,511 --> 00:14:13,904
Yeah, maybe I can clarify
what's happened here.
266
00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:16,080
Um, we're not.
267
00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:19,649
I mean, I am, but, but, but,
Ford is not.
268
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,391
Oh? Oh!
269
00:14:22,522 --> 00:14:23,610
MEN: Oh!
270
00:14:26,352 --> 00:14:28,310
[ whispers ]
What is he talking about?
271
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,746
I'll tell you in the car.
272
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:37,885
[ door shuts ]
273
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,020
[ alarm beeps ]
274
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:45,675
[ keys clink ]
275
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:27,456
[ sighs ]
276
00:15:30,677 --> 00:15:33,070
FORD:
At first, non-monogamy
seemed fun.
277
00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:35,725
Like we had a cool threesome
with this terrorist lady,
278
00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:39,773
and afterward my girlfriend
and I felt so connected.
279
00:15:43,124 --> 00:15:44,778
But then, right after
that she told me
280
00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:45,866
she slept with her ex.
281
00:15:45,996 --> 00:15:48,303
[ all gasp ]
282
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:53,134
And I thought,
I can't be mad, right?
283
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:54,744
I signed up for this.
284
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,485
But I do feel mad.
285
00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:58,618
Is my brain wrong
for feeling this way?
286
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,621
No, Ford, your
brain's not wrong.
287
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,710
That's fucked up, yo.
288
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,755
You gotta talk that shit out.
289
00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,844
I'm not saying put
that bitch on a leash,
290
00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:10,673
but at least install some
invisible fencing, you know?
291
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,503
We refrain from using derogatory
words like bitch here.
292
00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:17,027
But I have to
agree with George.
293
00:16:17,158 --> 00:16:19,073
This is a situation
where it's important
294
00:16:19,203 --> 00:16:21,815
to have an open conversation
with your partner.
295
00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:26,210
Can you say to her, "When
you slept with your ex
it hurt me?"
296
00:16:26,341 --> 00:16:30,867
Yeah, Ford, men
have feelings too.
297
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:33,914
EVERYONE:
Men have feelings too.
298
00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:36,264
Men have feelings too.
299
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:39,876
Men have feelings too.
300
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:42,314
Men having feelings too.
301
00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:45,229
Men have feelings too!
302
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,233
ALL TOGETHER:
Men have feelings too!
303
00:16:49,364 --> 00:16:51,148
[ upbeat music ]
304
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:52,585
ALL TOGETHER:
Men have feelings too!
305
00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:55,327
Can you angle me
down a little bit?
306
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:57,329
Uh, yeah, sure, okay.
307
00:16:59,113 --> 00:17:00,070
Okay.
308
00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:01,333
Wow. Perfect.
309
00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,292
You look so hot.
310
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,252
Oh, thank you, um,
by the way I uh,
311
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,342
I've never done
this before, I mean,
312
00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:13,780
like for an audience,
obviously, so...
313
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,347
I feel so honored.
314
00:17:16,783 --> 00:17:19,525
All right, Worm, you ready?
315
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:20,526
WORM: Very.
316
00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:23,790
Okay, here goes.
317
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,229
[ sighing ]
318
00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:30,013
Hold on, it's almost there.
319
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:35,845
C'mon baby, show me
that wet pink flower.
320
00:17:35,976 --> 00:17:38,239
Okay, shh, I'm trying
to focus, hold on.
321
00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:39,414
Sorry.
322
00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:44,288
Fuck, you're making me pee shy.
323
00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:46,334
Sorry, is there anything
I can do to help?
324
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,380
Yeah, can you just
like uh, I don't know,
325
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:49,729
like look away for a second?
326
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,339
Uh, where am I supposed to look?
327
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,428
Lo-look anywhere
else, Worm, just...
328
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:55,430
I don't know, close
your eyes for a minute.
329
00:17:55,561 --> 00:17:56,475
Okay.
330
00:18:00,261 --> 00:18:02,481
Okay, okay, it's
coming, open your eyes.
331
00:18:02,611 --> 00:18:03,960
Open your eyes.
332
00:18:04,091 --> 00:18:06,093
-Ooh, yeah...-[ urinating ]
333
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,224
-you like that?
-Oh yeah.
334
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,312
It's getting everywhere.
335
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:11,490
Oh, wow,
such a powerful stream.
336
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:13,666
Yeah, you like that
you little pee-slut?
337
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:18,279
Oh, yeah, I love it,
I love it, oh fuck.
338
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:20,499
Do you know how much
I want to taste your
339
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:24,285
-hot, sweet, golden nectar?
-[ moaning ]
340
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,201
Oh, baby, I want to
drink your warm cocktail.
341
00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:29,116
If I was lucky enough
to be lie beneath you,
342
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:31,379
I wouldn't waste a drop.
343
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:35,818
Yeah, that is some
precious urine right there.
344
00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:40,083
So, I like, I went to
this meeting tonight.
345
00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:43,173
It was like a bunch
of guys hanging out,
346
00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:46,481
shooting the shit, yeah
sort of like a locker room,
347
00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:48,527
except less moldy smelling
and nobody gets naked.
348
00:18:50,224 --> 00:18:53,053
But in a way, you do.
349
00:18:53,183 --> 00:18:55,577
-You mean a support group?-Yeah, I guess?
350
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:59,625
Ah, this guy George describes
it as a male coven,
351
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,670
which I guess is
a type of stove.
352
00:19:03,237 --> 00:19:05,021
But, it was really cool
353
00:19:05,152 --> 00:19:07,241
because I basically
learned that feelings
354
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:08,634
aren't just a girl thing.
355
00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:15,423
Anyway, I have something
I need to tell you.
356
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,557
Just wait, I need to get
my sponsor on the phone.
357
00:19:28,218 --> 00:19:31,221
Yo, I'm just available
for support, if needed.
358
00:19:31,352 --> 00:19:32,832
Uh, what is this?
359
00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:35,617
That's George.
360
00:19:35,748 --> 00:19:37,967
Okay, Ford, go ahead,
I got you, dawg.
361
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:47,542
Sev, when you slept
with your ex-boyfriend
362
00:19:47,673 --> 00:19:49,849
Mustafa, it made
me feel really bad...
363
00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:53,635
and really sad.
364
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:56,377
I don't want to control
you, because I know
you totally hate that,
365
00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:58,292
but I also don't want
to be in a relationship
366
00:19:58,422 --> 00:20:00,599
that makes me feel like I
constantly have side cramps.
367
00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:06,735
Ford, you know I
believe that monogamy is
368
00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:11,435
an arbitrary cage forced
upon us by the miserable
capitalist patriarchy.
369
00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,830
However, I do care
for you very much,
370
00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:20,967
so I'm sorry if my actions
have inspired any negative
feelings on your part.
371
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:23,099
You are? Really?
372
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:24,187
Yes.
373
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:27,277
Oh God, that's so beautiful.
374
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:32,718
How about this?
375
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:34,154
If we want to be
with another person,
376
00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:35,764
we can do it together.
377
00:20:38,027 --> 00:20:41,204
Wow, y-you'd be
okay with that?
378
00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:43,250
For now, yes.
379
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:45,121
We can think of this as
an incubation period.
380
00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:49,256
That sounds awesome.
381
00:20:49,386 --> 00:20:51,650
Uh, right George?
382
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:55,784
Hell yeah, fantastic
progress guys! [ laughs ]
383
00:20:57,307 --> 00:20:59,788
Oh and I just want to
say, if you're looking for
384
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:04,706
a volunteer to help you,
you know, explore...
385
00:21:05,446 --> 00:21:08,144
If the earth was
ravaged by a nuclear war
386
00:21:08,275 --> 00:21:12,496
and you were the last
man alive, I still
wouldn't fuck you.
387
00:21:12,627 --> 00:21:13,715
[ phone beeps ]
388
00:21:19,808 --> 00:21:22,419
I still have some
work I need to finish.
389
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,247
Okay, all right.
390
00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:26,249
I'll join you in the
bedroom in a bit.
391
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:29,905
Mm, okay, yeah, I'll uh, keep
your side of the bed warm.
392
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:35,476
That's not really necessary,
but thank you.
393
00:21:39,611 --> 00:21:42,875
CARLY:
That's fucking Crayola.
394
00:21:43,005 --> 00:21:45,051
The guy literally
came like eight times,
395
00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:48,620
it was unreal, and needless
to say, odd as fuck.
396
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,274
No, it's biologically
impossible.
397
00:21:51,405 --> 00:21:53,537
I was there, I counted.
398
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:55,844
So what, the dude
just like waltzes in,
399
00:21:55,975 --> 00:21:58,891
nuts eight times and
then hops back in his
400
00:21:59,021 --> 00:22:00,544
little delivery truck
and finishes his route?
401
00:22:00,675 --> 00:22:02,416
Pretty much.
402
00:22:02,546 --> 00:22:04,374
I know this sounds
super un-PC but there's
403
00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:06,159
something so hot
about guys on the DL.
404
00:22:06,289 --> 00:22:08,683
It's like, they're so
repressed and then when
405
00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:11,251
they finally get some it's
like this great deluge.
406
00:22:11,381 --> 00:22:13,383
Of cum, apparently.
407
00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:16,778
[ laughs ] Yeah.
408
00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:19,781
Oh my God, dude, are you
fucking stoned right now?
409
00:22:19,912 --> 00:22:22,566
Maybe I smoked a little
bit before my shift, yeah.
410
00:22:22,697 --> 00:22:24,873
Do they not drug test you?
411
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:27,223
Only when I applied,
and I had Ford
pee in a cup for me.
412
00:22:27,354 --> 00:22:29,312
Speaking of pee...
413
00:22:29,443 --> 00:22:30,574
Oh my God, what?
414
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,800
I'm sorry, Ford,
but I'm quite tired.
415
00:22:38,931 --> 00:22:41,673
Oh, okay.
416
00:22:43,587 --> 00:22:45,981
[ bed squeaks ]
417
00:22:52,858 --> 00:22:55,817
I really appreciate you
sharing your feelings
418
00:22:55,948 --> 00:22:58,428
so honestly and openly.
419
00:23:00,953 --> 00:23:03,738
Let's just cuddle instead.
420
00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:05,827
[ sighs ]
421
00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:11,441
Do you know what?
L-let's just have sex.
422
00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:14,401
But I thought you
weren't in the mood?
423
00:23:14,531 --> 00:23:17,621
Of the options presented,
it's the most agreeable.
424
00:23:19,058 --> 00:23:19,885
Cool.
425
00:23:27,457 --> 00:23:29,677
[ Severine grunts ]
426
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:34,377
Actually, why don't you
just lie back and relax?
427
00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:38,425
Oh, all right.
428
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:53,657
Ooh, fuck...
429
00:23:53,788 --> 00:23:58,445
[ gasps ]
Oh my God, it feels--
so good.
430
00:24:01,665 --> 00:24:06,366
Oh, oh, Sev, oh,
I love you.
431
00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:08,977
Oh, I love you!
432
00:24:10,457 --> 00:24:12,111
Oh, I love you so much.
433
00:24:13,329 --> 00:24:15,897
Oh, oh I love you!
434
00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:17,986
Oh, I love you.
435
00:24:18,117 --> 00:24:22,295
Oh I love you, I love you,
I love you, ahhh!
436
00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:26,342
[ grunts, moans ]
437
00:24:30,956 --> 00:24:32,784
Oh, oh, oh my God,
that felt amazing.
438
00:24:36,526 --> 00:24:38,224
Do you want to come too?
439
00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:39,616
No thank you.
440
00:24:40,835 --> 00:24:43,098
[ Ford sighs ]
441
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,928
Goodnight.
442
00:24:50,236 --> 00:24:51,933
Uh, well...
443
00:24:54,196 --> 00:24:55,328
thanks.
444
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,390
Holy mother.
445
00:25:16,871 --> 00:25:18,525
Babe, babe, babe, babe,
wake up, wake up.
446
00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:22,964
Oh my God, Sev I- you're
not gonna believe this.
447
00:25:23,095 --> 00:25:24,748
What? What is it?
448
00:25:24,879 --> 00:25:26,576
Barnabus just invited
us to this huge,
449
00:25:26,707 --> 00:25:31,451
kick-ass party this weekend.
In Palm Springs.
450
00:25:31,886 --> 00:25:33,670
What are you talking about?
451
00:25:33,801 --> 00:25:35,237
One of his buddies,
this dude Thor Goswell,
452
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,283
who's like this
hot shit CAA agent,
453
00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:39,807
has a giant mansion out
there and it's his birthday,
454
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,157
and everybody who is
anybody is gonna be there.
455
00:25:42,288 --> 00:25:43,985
-That sounds---Off the fricking hook.
456
00:25:46,118 --> 00:25:48,250
Oh shit, what are you
doing this weekend?
457
00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:50,470
Masturbating, why?
458
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,559
Feel like going to Palm Springs?
459
00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:54,082
What?
460
00:25:54,213 --> 00:25:56,215
Ford just texted and
asked if we want to
461
00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:57,956
go to Palm Springs for
the weekend with him
462
00:25:58,086 --> 00:26:01,089
and Severine and stay
at the Jacobs, for free,
463
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:04,440
courtesy of that creepy
benefactor dude of his.
464
00:26:04,571 --> 00:26:07,008
-Fuck you.-Serious.
465
00:26:09,054 --> 00:26:10,838
Fuck you.
466
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,492
Is that a fuck you yes
or like a fuck you,
467
00:26:12,622 --> 00:26:14,189
I hate Palm Springs?
468
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,756
Fuck you!
469
00:26:17,758 --> 00:26:19,978
[ screams ]
470
00:26:21,631 --> 00:26:22,632
Dude, what was that?
471
00:26:25,548 --> 00:26:26,375
Hello?
472
00:26:26,506 --> 00:26:29,509
Hey, um...
473
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,034
I don't know.
474
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:38,039
[ louder screams ]
Oh God! Oh God!
475
00:26:40,868 --> 00:26:43,001
Yeah, um...
476
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:48,832
I'm gonna have to...
call you back.
477
00:26:50,182 --> 00:26:52,097
Okay, just be careful.
478
00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:54,664
I gotta-- I--
I'm gonna call you back.
479
00:26:54,795 --> 00:26:55,709
[ tablet beeps ]
480
00:27:00,366 --> 00:27:03,195
[ chair creaks ]
481
00:27:12,117 --> 00:27:13,118
Hello?
482
00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:20,081
[ ominous music ]
483
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:43,148
[ thudding ]
484
00:27:46,151 --> 00:27:48,196
You can't be here.
485
00:27:48,327 --> 00:27:49,241
You...
486
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:52,940
you have to go.
487
00:27:56,857 --> 00:27:57,814
Please?
488
00:28:17,791 --> 00:28:19,575
[ tense string music ]
489
00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:30,456
[ fast, frantic music ]
490
00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:53,000
♪
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