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Please let me hide here.

- Why did you do that? - I thought you were playing.

Let me introduce you.

This is my assistant, Lakeisha.

Nǐ hǎo (Hello).

You speak Mandarin? Great!

She only speaks a little. Let's go.

I'm so excited.

Jackie!

Let's go!

Miki! Come here.

Hurry!

They're coming!

Hurry!

Quickly!

They're catching up!

Take this!

Jackie, help!

Forget the luggage. At least we're safe.

You are shaking.

I thought we were going to die.

What have you done to them?

I didn't do anything! Really nothing!

She didn't mean it.

Does this happen often here?

Only today.

Now wait a minute!

I promise we won't see her again.

That's the way out?

Yes!

Miki, don't be scared!

Come on!

Are you all right?

Miki, are you okay?

What's going on?

What have I done to deserve this?

I should cheer up for Jackie.

What are you doing?

The dishes.

I need to buy something.

Now?

It's been all crazy since I arrived.

At least I'm going to need some new underwear.

Sorry, but all shops are closed now.

Oh, she just wants to buy some clothes.

Not a problem.

She's a bit smaller than me, but...

Oh I've got something that should fit her just fine.

- She said... - I know!

That mine are small.

No, she said that she has some clothes that should fit your size.

My English may be poor, but I understand the word "small".

Hers aren't very big either.

She did use the word "small", but not referring to your breasts.

It's all right now. I'm sorry for all the trouble.

Forgive me.

It's undeniable, this really was an unforgettable day.

Yes, let's have some fun tomorrow.

Thanks, but I've had enough "fun" today.

I just came here for one thing...

I know.

You do?

Yes, the clothes here are beautiful.

- What? - You aren't here to buy clothes?

Shut up!

Over here!

Help me!

Miki: (in Mandarin) Help me!

Jackie, help me!

Help me!

Watch out!

Jackie, get out!